Worst TV adverts of the moment

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoqTVyk-8Zk

I really hope there aren't any more to come

I'm amazed at myself but I don't hate these. I don't like them - obviously, jesus - but I was expecting so much worse

loathe the guy (who i'm told is on the show silicon valley) in the verizon ads

i haven't seen it but I hope it's jian yang

he's still miles ahead of the Chevy dude who throws eggs at people

Those ads are terrible but Middleditch is great on SV

Gents this is the adverts thread, get ye to the commercials thread

did anyone ever post this? maybe the most disturbing thing i've seen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6aIPUusP5A

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rats

www: worst commercials on television

non-www: worst commercials on television

They didn't listen to us re Schofield.

Captain Obvious doesn't even say obvious things any more he just invites a sniper's bullet

Is it wrong to want to cut the woman who voices the Barclays ads?

Oh god and the Nat West woman

I think I hate chaeirt

I think I hate charity lotteries the most of all, the ugly, money-grubbing, sanctimonious, self-defeating cunts

Those fucks have ruined Let 'em In for me

Worse than Charity lotteries are:

Charities which soothe you into putting a "bequeathe" in your will. Ooh, carry on the good work so your descendents will benefit etc.

Nothing about how the charity will slap a lawyer straight onto preventing your descendents from selling your house/property (or deciding amongst themselves as to how to divvy it up, etc) and selling it themselves to make sure their 10% is gotten as soon as possible.

It hasn't happened to me, but it has happened to people I know.

Seriously, pass it on. If you/they want to donate to charity from a will, specify! £5,000 lets say. Do Not Mention A Percentage!!!

didn't know that. that's sick.

Staple it to yr mother's fridge!

I'm not saying all the charities do that. I could tell you which it was, but then mmm dangerous add disclaimers etc. Also, that they were the only one.

which child is more noxious: sassy girl in the Robinson's ad or professional northerner being menaced by a giant Martin Keown. my vote's on the latter, but the lass is trying hard.

This is very belated but is there anybody more obnoxious than the man off the gladstone brooks ads? I have to mute the telly every time he comes on

is that the earnest "have you done it yet?" guy, cos he's a massive cunt

yeah it is, i shout threats about shivs at the tv when he's on

"What's going on?" is his opening salvo, I always look up at the telly and then hate myself for not muting as soon as the last race finished

I'm Michael and I spend my days off watching attheraces

i hope his guilty conscience keeps him awake at night

We've come a long long way together

Are they saying we have to praise their bank? Because

I'm not sure if the Oak Furnitureland lads are the actual biggest twats on god's earth but they're in the running

"So-called disability" says hypocritical frozen chip-selling tosser of a marketer who clearly isn't familiar with the social model

Jesus Christ Alan Davies die you lispy cunt die die die

Tbf, the material's not great for those quorn adverts.

Tbf NV OTM

He's only very slightly better in Damned, mind.

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i hate that sun bingo advert

all travel company ads. begone.

You're not "Dan", you're Marcus Brigstocke, unfunny dick

I'll just put the Marc Jacobs' "Dream baby dream" ad here, only because its far too short.

https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/entertainment/celebrity/they-need-die-nationwide-call-12150366

i find it really hard to believe those two are related tbh

i'd probably stop short of wishing death upong them tho

Their ditties about family life are like Marmite - you either love them or hate them.

suggest one of these options is untrue

flo and joan are bad but still better than the previous nationwide ad campaign where people recited their horrible poems

on a sliding scale of horror you're right, gotta admit i find them more ignorable than fully noxious

oh jesus those poetry ads were like a glimpse into hell

flo and joan are basically an nth-generation photocopy of garfunkel and oates, who are (as with all musical comedians) already bad

i find it really hard to believe those two are related tbh

^^^^^

"Can the sisters from the Nationwide adverts please die a horrible death," raged one annoyed viewer.

I don't remember writing this tbh.