What are some examples of fancier, expensive, boutique versions of things that are worse than the mass market version?

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The best cranberry sauce is the canned-shaped glop

ur-oik (rip van wanko), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link

Healthcare

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

Is there a flouride conspiracy? If so, I'm unaware. I thought it was well established and known that ingesting flouride is bad.

lol

louise ck (milo z), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:30 (six years ago) link

I use charcoal to make draw murals of communist utopias, then brush my teeth with fluoride.

calzino, Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link

Shampoo, moisturizer, face cleansers, that kind of stuff

ur-oik (rip van wanko), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link

I like Bud and Coors but to say there aren't like hundreds of really good craft beers (most of which just have a couple completely different taste and purpose) is some contrarian bullshit

― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, November 12, 2017 5:09 PM (thirty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh totally, but the worst craft beers are literally undrinkable results of production mistakes that bud and coors will never make, and they hit the market with a craft markup.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link

and does anyone still think Advil or Bayer or Tylenol are superior to the generic or is it just my mom

And lol paracetamol tbrr

ur-oik (rip van wanko), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

lol

Fluoride is a known toxic substance, so, yes ingesting it is bad. If you look at the instructions for using fluoride toothpaste, they specifically tell you to spit it out and swallow as little as possible. Fluoride toothpaste is not recommended for children too young to understand how to spit it out.

As for fluoride in water, the theory is that the amounts of fluoride ingested via treated water are minimal enough to be harmless to one's system, or else the harm done is small enough that the benefits outweigh the harm. The same was once thought true of lead in gasoline and paint. That turned out to be wrong. Fluoride is still innocent until proved guilty, but this approach is not a guarantee of innocence.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

and does anyone still think Advil or Bayer or Tylenol are superior to the generic or is it just my mom

And lol paracetamol tbrr

― ur-oik (rip van wanko), Sunday, November 12, 2017 5:45 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's just your mom

call all destroyer, Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:47 (six years ago) link

Big branded clothing obv

Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link

and does anyone still think Advil or Bayer or Tylenol are superior to the generic or is it just my mom

OK this one is just consumer dumbness. Theyre all paracetamol. The brand matters not. Doesnt stop some brands re-branding stuff though. In Aus recently some co got pulled up by the ACCC for selling all these differently boxed paracetamols for "arthritis", "period pain", "Migrane" and they were like $5 more than the regular one in the same brand. All of them were just regular old 500mg paracetmol tablets.

GENERICS ARE GOOD.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 12 November 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

Have we said trainers/sneakers yet? As in the difference between these £400 designer trainers and a pair of Adidas

Fox Mulder, FYI (dog latin), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link

Well that applies I think to most clothing dunnit. Unless its like hand-tailored by tibetan monks or something.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link

I think I started a thread on that concept but I don't think it's quite what this thread is dl?

Gary Synaesthesia (darraghmac), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link

Ooh another one is fish and chips in the UK. Fancy places that charge for ketchup sachets and stuff give small portions and the food is no better than your local shop

Fox Mulder, FYI (dog latin), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link

toilet paper

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:05 (six years ago) link

"boutique" maybe no difference but there is a biiiig difference within the supermarket shelf offerings between the cheapest stuff and the priciest

Doctor Casino, Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link

and does anyone still think Advil or Bayer or Tylenol are superior to the generic or is it just my mom

I don't see a difference in this case but Advil and Tylenol are nothing if not mass-market.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link

And, like, with poutine, are you guys actually saying that A&W is better than chipwagons or casse-croutes or are we comparing to some sort of wacky $15 poutine with kale and lemongrass added? Because I'd probably be with you in the latter case but it's more a case of winning by default.

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:13 (six years ago) link

random late night poutine at la belle province > some fancy version at a restaurant with table service

mh, Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link

i’ve never had canadian fast food poutine outside of quebec so this mcdonalds/a&w/whatever having poutine concept remains foreign to me

mh, Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:21 (six years ago) link

Oh yeah, totally. I thought "mass market" = New York Fries/A&W as opposed to La Belle Province but you're right that what I'm comparing it to is more small business/street food than 'fancy, expensive, boutique'. I do agree that fancied up expensive versions of things like poutine and tacos are wrong enough that the fast food version is preferable.
xp

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:22 (six years ago) link

You can get A&W poutine at ONRoute stops all over the 401!

No purposes. Sounds. (Sund4r), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link

Electric guitar.

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:25 (six years ago) link

Theyre all paracetamol.

Hate to quibble but this is not right. In the US, Advil is a brand of ibuprofen, Bayer is a brand of aspirin, and Tylenol is a brand of acetaminophen (paracetamol).

Those are all pain relievers, but they're different drugs, and they may have different uses, different warnings, different risks, and different levels of effectiveness for different sorts of pain.

I agree that there's no interesting difference between generic ibuprofen and brand-name ibuprofen. or generic and name-brand acetaminophen. But it doesn't follow from that that ibuprofen and acetaminophen are the same thing.

But! The drugs aren't the same. People who drink a lot should probably steer clear of acetaminophen because it has been said to cause liver damage in heavy drinkers. Low-dose aspirin, while useful for heart ailments, might not be great for someone with a fever, particularly a kid, because of a (probably very slight) risk of Reye's syndrome.

(Oh and while Advil, Motrin, and store-brand ibuprofen are identical chemically speaking, I still think the coating on Advil tablets is tastier.)

piezoelectric landlord (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link

I feel like what we're doing here is mostly the markup on the boutique variety is unjustifiable and not the boutique variety is actually worse

El Tomboto, Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:33 (six years ago) link

don't some people claim this about coffee (correct or not)?

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:35 (six years ago) link

used to see some foodie blogs insist Dunkin Donuts coffee was the best ever

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:35 (six years ago) link

Thanks for the course correction, Tomboto, you're right; most of this is about whether the $200 (thing) is twice as good as the $100 (thing). It usually isn't, but that is a different question from whether it's worse.

piezoelectric landlord (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link

in the case of the latter my experience is: t-shirts.

T-shirts are always worse, in terms of fit, durability, and comfort, per each dollar you spend over $18 or so.

El Tomboto, Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link

Hot sauce, too. I prefer Crystal (under $2 a bottle) to most probiotic, small batch, whatever artisan types.

― Yelploaf, Sunday, November 12, 2017 3:37 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hi 5. Crystal is great, most any mass market cayenne+vinegar+salt sauce is good. The spendier brands that have a lot of pulp and fruit and stuff mixed in can be good, it's just not enough of a return for the price. Hot sauce is v kechupesque in this regard.

I want to change my display name (dan m), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:49 (six years ago) link

Which is the best generic/cheap maple syrup? I can't fuck with that £5/6 a bottle stuff when I could get some terrible red wine for less than that.

calzino, Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:52 (six years ago) link

Electric guitar.


Supposedly, a number of no-name cheapo guitar brands are far better than the new stuff Fender or (especially) Gibson is putting out.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 12 November 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link

Superhero comics! I never understand why anyone would rather read some back-breaking 1,500 page prestige hardback collection over a piece-of-shit badly-printed single issue.

Separating superhero comics from other stuff because there are lots of prestige books (e.g. the Fantagraphics Peanuts books) that are gorgeous (and also not prohibitively heavy).

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link

if we're gonna try, for whatever reason, to stan for mass-produced beers than leave budweiser and coors well out if it ffs. gross.

a cold heineken or whatever, grand.

Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 13 November 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link

I feel like what we're doing here is mostly the markup on the boutique variety is unjustifiable and not the boutique variety is actually worse

― El Tomboto, Sunday, November 12, 2017 6:33 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

El Tomboto, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:09 (six years ago) link

heineken is not the same style, although I like that on occasion. it’s not even trying to be a better version

otoh I heard several Japanese beers described as “efforts to create a Japanese Budweiser” and I can totally taste it. Kirin and Sapporo for sure

mh, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:10 (six years ago) link

the boutique colas and ketchups are worse, please fight me

mh, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

I love heineken tbh, but i will also "happily" drink the cheaper brands stella and budweiser. budweiser is good for adding to beef stews as well, not so great for drinking.

calzino, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:12 (six years ago) link

idk if Stella is cheaper than Heineken in the US?

mh, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:12 (six years ago) link

it is in the uk

calzino, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:13 (six years ago) link

actually I think most Asian export lagers are all efforts to create a <demonym> Carlsberg

I wish I could argue that flat-pack furniture that's more expensive than IKEA is always a rip-off but I remembered I have several things I put together myself that are way better than the IKEA particle board edition.

El Tomboto, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link

cheap/generic maple syrup is not actually maple syrup so that's a weird one

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:25 (six years ago) link

coffins.

the flimsier the better imo

never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Monday, 13 November 2017 00:26 (six years ago) link

"cheap/generic maple syrup is not actually maple syrup so that's a weird one"

that's probably true, hence the requirement for shoplifting.

calzino, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:27 (six years ago) link

> Hot sauce is v kechupesque in this regard

I'd disagree with respect to many hot sauces are so distinct they don't really compete with each other. Louisiana style hot sauces (and Louisiana brand > Tabasco > Crystal), Sriracha style hot sauces, Mexican style hot sauces, Belizean style hot sauces all serve different purposes in my kitchen. Red beans and rice would be wrong with the cumin that a Mexican style hot sauce would add. But generally, cost is no indication of quality. In addition to Louisiana > Tabasco, Valentina's = Cholula, and Melinda's bought by the gallon = Marie Sharpe's.

Aside: if one isn't making a barrel aged hot sauce, they're really easy to prepare at home. I just made a batch of this recipe when a nephew gave me 3 dozen home-grown habaneros, and it stands up to Marie Sharpe's.

Sanpaku, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:32 (six years ago) link

good maple syrup is still cheap if you don't mind going to farm country to buy it

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:34 (six years ago) link

one subcategory might be things like cameras, where the fancy/boutiquey stuff is also specialist stuff. so not "worse," but probably worse FOR most people - the fanciest camera won't be set up to let you take good everyday pics right out of the box, they assume you'll be futzing with settings and stuff, but lower tiers will be. audio equipment might be similar in some ways. most vinyl afficionados would acknowledge that it's a bad fit for most people's listening habits, and wildly more expensive and (these days) boutiquey than spotify. but we are very happy with our records!

a lot of boutiquey things are riding this edge by selling you on acquiring this expertise and connoisseurship, supported by irritating marketing moves and stupid lifestyle blogs and shit. for the uninitiated it can be hard to tell which upsells are hokum (gold speaker wires) and which genuinely reflect an improvement in your experience. i'm making the transition to shaving with double-edged razor blades in a safety razor rather than cartridges. in the long run it will save me a fortune on mass market cartridges, but upfront it was a marked-up boutiquey "starter set" of razor, mug and shaving soap (I know, I know, I'm a sucker but I just couldn't go one more shave with my neck all irritated). and until i master the techniques i am getting a worse shave more laboriously (albeit without the irritation).

back in the main thread topic: 3D movies.

Doctor Casino, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:35 (six years ago) link

this thread would be more useful if it named specific boutique brands that suck. Otherwise, it's pretty obvious that most things have good and bad examples at all price points.

Moodles, Monday, 13 November 2017 00:42 (six years ago) link


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