2016 lurking clowns epidemic

http://ebayclowns.tumblr.com/post/151250662572/is-there-a-word-for-people-who-really-like-clowns

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1S8poOaSlGc

Cl(o)w(ntology)

thish ontology of clownsh

Clown riot at Penn State

http://heavy.com/news/2016/10/creepy-clowns-penn-state-riot-lock-down-campus-college-threatening-video-pennsylvania/

This was a terrible day to teach adolescents, in case any of you were wondering. Never did I imagine my job title would involve defending the right to clown.

so is this the bath salts/face eating of 2016

I'm sick of the zeitgeist and it's obscure phenomena begging for psychoanalytic unpacking. Sick go death

*to

any doubts about whether this was viral marketing for the 2017 IT remark should be laid to rest by that first image in the link about the Penn State "riot" (sounds more like a "flash mob" to me, and I say that with full intent to disparage)

http://i.imgur.com/uUk1Cg1.png

Remember when the kids used to plank?

suspect his punker friend was v disappointed when he realized what he meant by going "Pennywising"

the happy slapping pandemic was much worse

http://www.pasadenastarnews.com/oddities/20161005/instagram-account-says-creepy-clowns-are-coming-to-pasadena-whittier

they better watch out for the old lady on Colorado Boulevard

take it back, this might be 2016's "knockout game"

no, people are actually wearing dumb clown outfits

I saw at least two youth dressed like that Goku dragonball guy in the last year, including one at a mall food court. Where is my warning and news report for that shit?

are there that many people actually wearing clown outfits? i want a timeline

One of the schools near me had two lockdowns because of alleged clown sightings.

why aren't there more photos? everyone has cameras in their phones now. i am skeptical

In another part of the county, someone did post a picture online of guy in a clown mask holding a bb gun and standing on a bridge.

lol xpost

https://twitter.com/SightingOfClown?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

on the one hand, this whole thing seems really forced

on the other hand, what the hell, you know what, why not, some clowns here and there, who gives a shit, why not some clowns standing around, some here some there, just a couple of clowns, standing

feel like following any of these assholes home discreetly, then putting on a Grim Reaper robe, holding a scythe, breaking into their room, and standing at the foot of their bed in the wee hours of the morning every night until they find some new shitty fad

hm

that is exactly what all these people think xp

Violent jay and shaggy 2 dope must be enjoying this

Lurking clowns feed on fear, imo. The greater the panic over this, the more people will be inspired to clown. The solution is to stay calm, or deport all clowns.

clown threats

http://www.cleveland.com/garfield-heights/index.ssf/2016/10/instagram_clown_accused_of_mak.html#incart_river_home

The file art they're using with these is killing me.

A person dressed as the scary clown from the movie "It" poses at a convention in Argentina.

https://twitter.com/CIown_Sighting

also ^^^

Here's another one:

http://komonews.com/news/local/puyallup-student-arrested-as-creepy-clown-mania-spreads-in-w-wash

PUYALLUP, Wash. - A Puyallup high school student is behind bars Wednesday after a series of clown-related threats spiraled out of control, forcing the school to be placed in a modified lockdown Tuesday.

Tribune column here headlined "Laugh, creepy clowns. Go on, laugh."

Meanwhile this is the story my daughter brought home:

http://abc7chicago.com/news/reports-of-clowns-approaching-students-spread-to-chicago/1538828/

Just checked a Facebook parent thread here, and there are kids having trouble sleeping, no longer interested in trick or treating, spreading rumors that clowns are killing people by the dozens (kids are gullible). My fave comment: "We have clowns threatening to kill people and billionaire villains running for president, so it's proof more than ever that we need Batman."

Not hearing so many complaints about sexy clowns, I guess we have to wait until closer to Halloween for that.

clown sex is barely documented, the province of cryptozoologists and cranks

All these dudes out there just trying to impress potential Harley Quinns.

"Since you stopped leaving pornography out here you have no use for these woods, and they have become a home for the clowns. They suit us fine."

https://samkriss.wordpress.com/2016/10/05/a-creepy-clown-manifesto/

Least frightening place to see a killer clown: midtown New York. Most frightening: rural Tennessee

clown sex is barely documented, the province of cryptozoologists and cranks

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Sad Clown Porn - why?

Toronto now too:
http://toronto.ctvnews.ca/group-of-clowns-threaten-taunt-tcdsb-students-1.3103333

Thought it was spelled "clouwns" up there, live and learn

I've gotten into the worst arguments with people over whether or not "w" is a vowel when used in words like clown and drown. (It is.)

Especially when Nico says it

going to have Nico's pronunciation of "clown" in my head all day

"w" is a vowel

my fav DC Talk jam

https://youtu.be/a21DTmOP9Yw

God damn cock blocking link.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJggcFYhiu4