Sad Clown Porn - why?

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apparently it does exist. But why? do you reckon it's sad clowns doing things to each other or people doing things to sad clowns?

has anyone ever seen any?

DV, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The mere existence of this thread has made my day.

Dan Perry, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

The main thing about shagging a clown is obviously to avoid leaving unicycles about your house or clown lipstick on your face. Imagine the hilarity at your expense if your friends were to find out.

Ronan, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

the worst is those flowers that spray cum in yr face

Queen G, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Queen G = evil. But Mr. Bungle and Shakes the Clown now have a new certain zing to them.

Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Not to mention Insane Clown Posse. I don't think I'll ever view the phrase "CLOWN LUV" the same way again.

Dan Perry, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

i have seen and own clown porn and helped install a show featuring ht very same .

anthony, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Is it *sad* clown porn or *happy* clown porn? there's a big difference.

And is it clown on clown action, or clown on non-clown action?

DV, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

some sad, mostly happy . Most of it fetish/masterbortory.

anthony, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

yes... but... WHY?

DV, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

this chick once told me to fuck her silly. so i put on a clown suit!

would that be an example of clown porn?

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

this chick once told me to fuck her silly. so i put on a clown suit!

would that be an example of sad clown porn?

Tadeusz Suchodolski, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

a catleague for a gallery and some academic work .

anthony, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

There's one thing I want to know about sad clown porn...hell, ALL clown porn: when the clowns take their clothes off, do they have make-up all over their body? Including the naughty bits?

Michael Daddino, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Not so much Shakes the Clown as Stud the Clown.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Gives a new meaning to "can't sleep, clown'll eat me"

electric sound of jim, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Now it's Sad Simpsons Clown Porn! You've crossed the line!

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

You are a sick man Raggett.

Russell Square, Wednesday, 13 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

Have you guys met Ouchy?

geeta, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I prefer Fuckles the Clown and his dog Aborto.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

I just thought it was unfortunate that this great, great thread should be allowed to lie neglected at the bottom of the new answers page.

xwerxes, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

somewhere a sad clown's mouth is curling upwards into a smile.

DV, Wednesday, 20 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link

eight months pass...
revive!

Tad (llamasfur), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 06:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

maybe the next FAP could have a Sad Clown Porn theme?

DV (dirtyvicar), Tuesday, 26 November 2002 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

five years pass...

http://i104.photobucket.com/albums/m176/pinosaur/daddy.gif

StanM, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:13 (fifteen years ago) link

(NSFW)

StanM, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:14 (fifteen years ago) link

possibly safe for work if you work at the circus

John Justen, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:19 (fifteen years ago) link

or in porn

John Justen, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

stan how the fuck do you find these pics?

stevienixed, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:24 (fifteen years ago) link

I think this is the new Tango advert: "You know when you've been Tango'ed"

snoball, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:27 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, I started out by going to Encyclopedia Dramatica & found a lot of weird boards through that. (xpost) - but I don't recommend checking any of them out, you might see stuff you really don't want to see.

StanM, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:29 (fifteen years ago) link

Here's a synopsis of the film that GIF is taken from - definitely NSFW:
NSFW clown pr0n

My favourite scene title: "LESBOZO IS MOREBOZO"

snoball, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:32 (fifteen years ago) link

oh boy oh boy oh boy

StanM, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:33 (fifteen years ago) link

Seriously, you have to watch the (very lo-res) trailers on their website. Trailer voiceover: "JUST PLAIN WRONG! CLOWNS F***ING! CLOWNS F***ING! WHAT THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?!"

snoball, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

hahahahahahaha

HI DERE, Thursday, 22 May 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Is that sarah silverman?

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link

That trailer is hilarious. There really should be more lols in porn. Or, really, just any.

Ned Trifle II, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:42 (fifteen years ago) link

My band contributed a soundtrack for one of these movies in 2007. It won awards at the AVN! The clown in question was a drunk rodeo clown.

moley, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Trying to stay calm with a big fat camera in my face.

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Yeah, the camera is clearly his biggest issue there.

kenan, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link

http://g.photos.cx/000098102-1c.gif

carne asada, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

1 pRN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1

PappaWheelie V, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:56 (fifteen years ago) link

my bad guys! i didn't even read the thread before i posted that.

carne asada, Thursday, 22 May 2008 21:57 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.ramcoproductions.com/films/clownporn/cap_bd_01.jpg

jhøshea, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

most porn with people with clowns gets wierd. right?

Niblick Painting Escarole, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Is that sarah silverman?

-- forksclovetofu, Thursday, May 22, 2008 3:05 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

Yes, of course. Of course it is! And also her father, who to this day feels the sting of accidentally committing AN OFFENSE UNTO GOD with his daughter while in clown makeup and being watched by many other clowns, some of whom brought popcorn. It is from a documentary.

kenan, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

i saw porno at bud's house when naked people have syrup!!!!!!!! both lips!!!!

Niblick Painting Escarole, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

NO WAI

HI DERE, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually I think it's polystyrene packaging chips.

snoball, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

...not popcorn.

snoball, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:05 (fifteen years ago) link

also yelled at like ACDC! LOUD his ma comes home in driveway and we both have sandwhices on floor. then keep smoking bowls but his malike get the fuk out of here man!!this is not your home!!!

but some pornos classics!

Niblick Painting Escarole, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link

expansive but can run computer cheap so internet is good. everiyoone beats it when thyre girls out of town

Niblick Painting Escarole, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:11 (fifteen years ago) link

1 day wuz like get naked ok baby but girl not in2 it.
CYA!!!

Niblick Painting Escarole, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:12 (fifteen years ago) link

1 that day i was sad clown HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
but not for long nextday big ones!!!!

Niblick Painting Escarole, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:15 (fifteen years ago) link

http://siflnolly.alluvium.com/s%26o15.jpg

forksclovetofu, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

but some pornos classics!
but some pornos classics!
but some pornos classics!
but some pornos classics!

carne asada, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

puppet looking dildo sex soon hahahahahaha

Niblick Painting Escarole, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

o 77paws.

Frogman Henry, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:20 (fifteen years ago) link

does anywan's girl have dildo like in pornos where 2 guys are doing it and then these girls come in and do it but their didlos there inside and this big orgy is in room with lotsof sex with people and thsese girls did it like all night

that is my story!!!!and TRUE STORY!!!!!!

Niblick Painting Escarole, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

i know the guy in curtis' last pic. good guy. he (ouchie) and his wife do clown porn shows in the city. i've heard some seriously crazy stories.

jaxon, Thursday, 22 May 2008 22:38 (fifteen years ago) link

Kelly goes down to Clown Headquarters to take her adoptive father his lunch and she gets dragged into the middle of America's favorite game show, Fuck That Clown!

Nice "out" there.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 23 May 2008 01:36 (fifteen years ago) link

O.M.G. That trailer is so... so... wrong ;_;

hyggeligt, Friday, 23 May 2008 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

why was sifl and olly brought into this? do they have a sad clown porn sketch. I know in season 3 they have a song about a clown in prison...

CaptainLorax, Friday, 23 May 2008 20:40 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Max Hardcore is kinda like clown porn, isn't it? Convicted of obscenity stuff:

http://www.tampabay.com/news/courts/criminal/article609794.ece

StanM, Monday, 9 June 2008 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link

(wtf? adults dressing like teenagers = child porn?)

StanM, Monday, 9 June 2008 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link

"These videos aren't only offensive, they assault your senses," McAndrew said.

Can anybody corroborate? I'm not googling that stuff at work.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 9 June 2008 19:53 (fifteen years ago) link

old man violently does girls dressed in extremely happy baby colored clothes & usually clown-like makeup (I don't get the appeal, to be honest, it's way, way, way too focused on this one guy's extremely strange fetish)

http://www.laist.com/attachments/tony/maxhardcoreyikes.jpg

StanM, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

It's one of those typical "don't tell me that's real - omg, it IS" things you find on the internet :-)

StanM, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

probably only marginally more SFW than googling it: http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/pornographers/max-hardcore/

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Su Pollard looking well in that photo

DJ Mencap, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

heidi ho

Frogman Henry, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link

specially for you DJM: http://www.supollard.co.uk/newsarchiveindex.htm

Frogman Henry, Monday, 9 June 2008 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link

After reading that rotten piece: holy shit. I thought I kinda knew the rancid depths of the internet; I've apparently been kidding myself.
So does this stuff have any artistic merit at all?

forksclovetofu, Monday, 9 June 2008 21:47 (fifteen years ago) link

what do you think?

moonship journey to baja, Monday, 9 June 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

I doubt it, but it doesn't sound erotic in any way. Is this what pornography is these days?

forksclovetofu, Monday, 9 June 2008 21:59 (fifteen years ago) link

cause I get standard shit and crazy deviant niche material and clown porn is clearly this: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38979
But what the fuck is this about exactly?

forksclovetofu, Monday, 9 June 2008 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Never mind, I just realized I'm getting stupidly solipsistic about pornography at my day job again and I'd rather not break that New Year's resolution today.

forksclovetofu, Monday, 9 June 2008 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

But what the fuck is this about exactly?

umm

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J0hn D., Monday, 9 June 2008 22:18 (fifteen years ago) link

I think Max Hardcore really shouldn't have changed his name. He could even have been crdited as P. Little.

Michael White, Monday, 9 June 2008 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

why?

jergins, Monday, 1 December 2008 06:47 (fifteen years ago) link

;_; no paper towels left ;_;

some donger (PappaWheelie V), Monday, 1 December 2008 08:20 (fifteen years ago) link

lolol

monkey bonkers (╓abies), Monday, 1 December 2008 08:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I have actually seen this movie now - in fact for a pr0n the production values are rather high.

snoball, Monday, 1 December 2008 09:17 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.stopclownpornnow.org/

The links page on this site is mercifully out-of-date.

Three Word Username, Monday, 1 December 2008 09:36 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.stopclownpornnow.org/clownporn/bannedlinks.html

The following links have been officially banned by the Stop Clown Porn Brigade and their affiliates at www.StopClownPornNow.org. We provide the followning links as a service to concerned parents, NetNanny-like services, and everyone out there who is disgusted by Clown Porn's ubiquitous and virulent presence on the World Wide Web.

We in no way advocate the use of these links for the use of fetishists. The following links depict explicit clown porn and should be visited by NO ONE other than highly trained members of the SCPB, especially those who might not be of legal age (21).

NOTICE: Our list is not a comprehensive list of clown porn links on the internet. Again, they are presented for research purposes, to educate those who might doubt the problem exists. The following links are only a sampling of the less egregious examples available...

intersting moran (PappaWheelie V), Wednesday, 24 December 2008 21:46 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^ reading this has corresponded with me receiving an e-mail apparently from myself the subject of which is "Your conscience is guilty!"

snoball, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 22:06 (fifteen years ago) link

Why you make the clown sad?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 24 December 2008 23:03 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2576/3759231335_cc3f48e266.jpg

I hadn't seen this candy since I was a kid & it freaks me out now for different reasons than it did then.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Monday, 14 June 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, I *just barely now just now* got that this was a pun on "slapstick," which I guess explains clowns spanking one another with gaiety?

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Monday, 14 June 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

just a couple of clowns slappin sticks

Krystal Chic (crüt), Monday, 14 June 2010 22:26 (thirteen years ago) link

There should be a KISS version of those...

Fat Dog Franklin (snoball), Monday, 14 June 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

bumsex be bad enough, you want kissin too?

Mark G, Tuesday, 15 June 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link


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