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For Star Wars Greeks, a question of symmetry... (18 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Saturday, 21 May 2005 11:15 (twenty-one years ago)

those damn tory vending machines! (5 new answers, last at 1:00 pm)

― wetmink (wetmink), Sunday, 22 May 2005 21:05 (twenty-one years ago)

a question for people who don't know what the fuck they're doing in a relationship!

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 23 May 2005 07:41 (twenty-one years ago)

"Womble 'no use' for time travel".

― Si Carter (Si Carter), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 08:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Spelling Capitalism With AK (12 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Help me get rid of beer gut

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 14:56 (twenty-one years ago)

Or:
Help me get rid of bree

― Ken L (Ken L), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

Music Critics: We Give Sex, Too! (26 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 26 May 2005 13:17 (twenty-one years ago)

tailor made for ilx: Kittenwear

― subsidence (randomwalrus), Thursday, 26 May 2005 14:17 (twenty-one years ago)

FRO WRESTLING

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Monday, 6 June 2005 22:40 (twenty-one years ago)

# i just felt a little lump of excreement because i realized that csi miami is on in ten minutes (2 new answers, last at 4:49 pm)

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Friday, 10 June 2005 05:50 (twenty-one years ago)

double haha

― oops (Oops), Friday, 10 June 2005 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

I like this one:

"One of the first things a woman notices about a man are his heroes" (73 new answers)

― Bifidus Digestivum (Dada), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:32 (twenty-one years ago)

"One of the first things a woman notices about
Gabriel Garcia Marquez"

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 15:05 (twenty-one years ago)

Do you feel safe wanking by yourself at night?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 15 June 2005 12:50 (twenty-one years ago)

happy birthday KING ARTHUR

― Snowy Mann (rdmanston), Friday, 17 June 2005 09:21 (twenty-one years ago)

I didn't know anyone even noticed that thread.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 June 2005 09:26 (twenty-one years ago)

.. oh a different thread.

― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 17 June 2005 09:27 (twenty-one years ago)

# Defend the Indefensible: Supersized males

― shine headlights on me (electricsound), Thursday, 30 June 2005 10:55 (twenty years ago)

Who is More Washed: Fred Durst or Xtina Aguilera? (121 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 30 June 2005 12:17 (twenty years ago)

God names for indie bands taken from geography textbooks (39 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Thursday, 30 June 2005 12:18 (twenty years ago)

# Rapist friends: C or D? (51 new answers, last at 6:38 pm)

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:09 (twenty years ago)

why religion is the best? (10 new answers)

― Aja (aja), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:15 (twenty years ago)

Are you sexually attracted to mirrors?

― RS LaRue (RSLaRue), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:18 (twenty years ago)

Um, RS, that one actually exists.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:24 (twenty years ago)

But if you misread the first one, well then, carry on.

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 3 July 2005 00:25 (twenty years ago)

TS: Tuomas vs Tom Cruise (3 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 6 July 2005 17:51 (twenty years ago)

tempting in the US

― k/l (Ken L), Friday, 8 July 2005 13:27 (twenty years ago)

Your weekly burrito constipation

What does your bile look like?

― geyser muffler and a quarter (Dave225), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 14:31 (twenty years ago)

Let's see the rightwing response to this: "Unicorn babies carry pollutants, study finds" (12 new answers, last at 2:44 pm)

― I know some come from the reality (wetmink), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:33 (twenty years ago)

Hipster zombies versus Neds of the Round table

― Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 15 July 2005 21:38 (twenty years ago)

Our Brittany Murphy: Chicago part 8

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 16:15 (twenty years ago)

Bush Appoints Balloon

― jel -- (jel), Monday, 1 August 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Ahmed of your Roots?

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 1 August 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

RFI: euthanizing a poet (13 new answers, 47 total, last at 1:46 pm)

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:01 (twenty years ago)

just noticed cozen said that on the thread - didn't mean to steal it, I misread it the same way

― already disheveled hair projection (wetmink), Friday, 12 August 2005 20:05 (twenty years ago)

TS: dean vs. mardian

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Tuesday, 16 August 2005 02:58 (twenty years ago)

Murderers In Our Midst

I keep thinking this is something to do with Midsomer Murders. Sigh.

― Win A Lie-Down, Mrs. Davies (kate), Thursday, 18 August 2005 09:01 (twenty years ago)

the grime subgenre known as dubstar - search and destroy

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 05:15 (twenty years ago)

beards of canada - the campfire headphase (80 new answers, 316 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Wednesday, 24 August 2005 18:08 (twenty years ago)

remember when ILX was god?

― Dadaismus (Dada), Thursday, 25 August 2005 17:06 (twenty years ago)

I HATE PEOPLE (44 new answers)

― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 28 August 2005 09:34 (twenty years ago)

Strange tales of Hassidic Jaws

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 28 August 2005 10:27 (twenty years ago)

reality on ILX Dreams... (7 new answers, 968 total)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 28 August 2005 14:17 (twenty years ago)

Crab Rich Meals!

― Raymond Douglas Dadaismus (Dada), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 12:28 (twenty years ago)

PLUR...Latin Music??? (17 new answers, last at 12:07 pm)

― jimmy glass (electricsound), Monday, 12 September 2005 01:21 (twenty years ago)

ipod piano is here!! (116 new answers)

― rainy (rainy), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 20:50 (twenty years ago)

we ejaculate problem (5 new answers)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 13 September 2005 21:30 (twenty years ago)

The most interesting pieces of pop music latvia that you know (that are 100% false) (7 new answers, 601 total)

(um... like, brainstorm's the best thing after... um, sliced pauls?)

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Monday, 19 September 2005 20:15 (twenty years ago)

Depending on how I look at it:

Either
#How does one wear out a free jazz wig? (25 new answers, last at 12:25 pm)
or
#What does one wear to a free jizz wang out? (25 new answers, last at 12:25 pm)

I also keep reading
T/S: Renting vs. Onimo (39 new answers, last at 6:49 am)

Who is this Renting guy and why do we have to choose?

― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 22 September 2005 10:56 (twenty years ago)

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