ASK ME ANYTHING RE: The History of ILX

How many ILX psychotic/pathological meltdowns have we seen?

I can think of at least two.

Why doesn't anyone want to know nice things?

Ally vs Ethan
Kate ST.C vs JW
Kate ST.C vs Marcello
Kate ST.C vs Doomie
Kate ST.C vs Ms. Misery

-- Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:38 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Where's Ethan vs Patrin? Or LBZC versus the Babytalk Gang?

which posters have asperger's syndrome?

-- gershy, Saturday, February 23, 2008 5:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

jhøshea 929
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver 921
Dom Passantino 913
El Tomboto 909
HI DERE 867
J0rdan S. 866
That one guy that hit it and quit it 835
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 824
roxymuzak 796
Jordan 774
max 741
Hurting 2 736
Ned Raggett 724
blueski 718
ailsa 669
Alfred, Lord Sotosyn 652
gr8080 647
Sara R-C 645
deej 639
Tracer Hand 620
Shakey Mo Collier 603
Dr Morbius 597
Noodle Vague 584
gabbneb 579
John Justen 574
Autumn Almanac 569
jaymc 568
Mark G 560
Matt DC 553
Mark C 547
onimo 545
Daniel, Esq. 536
James Redd and the Blecchs 518
elmo argonaut 515
Laurel 511
remy bean 496
kenan 495
s1ocki 464
contenderizer 464
Dingbod Kesterson 452
electricsound 448
aldo 443
The Reverend 436
Abbott 434
jergïns 427
Pleasant Plains 413
tehresa 409
gff 382
latebloomer 380
and what 369
ILX System 366
chaki 366
dell 361
The Brainwasher 347
Curt1s Stephens 347
Eazy 341
Geir Hongro 335
Jesse 330
nabisco 327
chicago kevin 325
Tuomas 321
omar little 321
chap 316
bell_labs 313
Surmounter 307
StanM 306
KitCat 304
am0n 303
DG 302
Herman G. Neuname 298
Tom D. 296
gershy 290
Alex in Baltimore 286
Mr. Que 283
Rubyredd 273
ledge 272
Bodrick III 271
n/a 271
ian 270
hyggeligt 265
Trayce 263
W4LTER 260
libcrypt 255
scott seward 249
daria-g 242
da croupier 241
moley 240
Rock Hardy 239
rrrobyn 238
Mackro Mackro 232
dmr 232
Madchen 226
M@tt He1ges0n 218
trishyb 217
Jaq 213
jessie monster 211
moonship journey to baja 211
dan m 209
Ronan 207
kingfish

It's an imperfect science I'm working with here, Dom.

please explain the cult of 'big hoos'

Where's Ethan vs Patrin? Or LBZC versus the Babytalk Gang?

#9 and #47 respectively

Why doesn't anyone want to know nice things?

I don't know :-(

Moving forward I will only deal with nice questions.

who is the babytalk gang? apart from 'blueski'?

the old ilx cru

Big Hoos is a feeling.

META: Why the babyspeak?

who are the 5 most twee posters in ilx history?

Dear Mr. ILX,

Hi chaki.

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:30 (18 minutes ago) Link

old creepy guy is talking about me again. off my nuts, old creepy man. off.

i have never done the 'babytalk' dg you clowne

yaaah trick yaaah

dear mr ilx

can you plz point me towards a thread that has awz ally vs ethan action? that sounds sweet beef!

thx

IGNORE MEAN QUESTION MODE

*PLONK*

if you really knew the history of ilx, you'd know that people would only ask mean questions

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

Who are some noteworthy ILX lurkers?

Name 3 Hip Hop stars who've posted to ILX?

Saul Williams, Morrissey, and Justin Hawkins of the Darkness all lurk.

Which posters came here from the Belle & Sebastian board?

Mac Dre, Nate Patrin and Ethan Padgett are hip hop stars that have posted to ILX.

Is there a Mrs. ILX?

abanana: Are you, or have you ever been, a member of sinister?

Chris: yes, she is sleeping :-D

useless

You are one of the most useless posters on ILX, it's true.

has this thread turned out better or worse than you expected?

It is perfect.

who was doompatrol?

Just some dude. A bunch of us met him.

WTF is going on in that Vampire Weekend thread? Is it Indie Bidness or something?

You can just skim it to find out. It's basically the MIA thread all over again. ILM seems to have the same kind of thread every time a band is over hyped.

Ya rly.

who is Mr. ILX?

What was the first zing on ILX?

can we also inquire about the future of ILX, like can it possible get worse than THIS?

The first zing was Melissa W zinging guitars when discussing Bombs Over Baghdad:

Still like it except for the dreadful guitars.

-- Melissa W, Tuesday, May 22, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

that is surely not a zing by any stretch of the imagination

yeah if so that's a weak start
(waiting for zing follow-up)

Who is Mr. ILX

*PLONK*

Mr. ILX drops a clue.

that's a useless clue

why can i change the size of the reply box in safari and not in firefox?

Because Safari is shit.

are you mr ilx then?

Nah, my sock-puppets are much better kept secrets than this.

You can do anything if you believe hard enough.

which current US poster can best be as "anglo-scarfy?"

Gersh, you keep asking questions you already know the answers to.

How has ILX's attitude toward hats evolved over the years?