― emil.y (emil.y), Thursday, 14 July 2005 09:46 (twenty years ago)
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Thursday, 14 July 2005 10:02 (twenty years ago)
it's funny actually we had to change the setting on it because me and my brother (but not my parents) could hear its barely audible high pitched whirring all around the house.
― Ronan (Ronan), Thursday, 14 July 2005 10:05 (twenty years ago)
When I first moved to Denver I was startled by a mouse ambling slowly out into the middle of my empty living room, but more because of the sudden realization that I wasn't alone. It tried to hide in a pile of curtains but I caught it in a shoebox and put it outside. I never saw another one in that apartment. I figured it was lost because in other houses I've lived in that were genuinely infested, the mice would stick to the walls or hidden spots and scurry very quickly, not just stroll out into the middle of rooms.
― sgs (sgs), Thursday, 14 July 2005 11:42 (twenty years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Thursday, 14 July 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)
The mouse left of it's own accord, probably to squeak to all his mousemates about the idiot human who watched too many cartoons.
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Thursday, 14 July 2005 11:50 (twenty years ago)
wow. for a horrible minute i thought my mate jon's electric mousetrap (as discussed, oddly enough, at the glasgow FAP on tuesday) had passed into popular existence.
this is how it worked (or didn't):
- you chop the electrical flex off something, eg a kettle- you tape the neutral wire to a piece of tinfoil- you tape the live wire to another piece of tinfoil- you place the two bits of tinfoil on the floor, near enough that a mouse walking across them would complete the circuit- you plug this death-trap contraption into the mains- there's a bang and all your lights go out
mind you: he was driven to desperate measures after finding a mouse in his toaster one morning. after he'd turned the toaster on.
― grimly fiendish (grimlord), Thursday, 14 July 2005 12:04 (twenty years ago)
Im wondering about the ethics of mouse traps but just want the buggers OUT. Il try the sonar thing however other (possibly more scientific) posts on the internet indicate they dont actually work at all. But its worth the try...
― mousetrap, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 00:29 (twenty years ago)
We just put ALL foods in the fridge or in tupperware or metal containers, and they disappeared on their own after a couple of weeks. Also used some of the steel wool to close up spaces under the sink but I don't think that's what drove them out, there were still openings for the determined rodent. Can only assume they found their way in by accident and out just the same.
'Course, one of the dangers of using poison (besides that it's a slow, cruel death) is that mice have a tendency to expire under your floors & behind your walls, and then DECOMPOSE and SMELL.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 02:37 (twenty years ago)
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 04:05 (twenty years ago)
― mullygrubbr (bulbs), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 04:15 (twenty years ago)
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 04:22 (twenty years ago)
They eventually got rid of the rats and used the pellet gun to shoot at tins of baked beans.
We have two cats and two dogs in our house and consequently do not have mice or rats, ever.
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:32 (twenty years ago)
Uh, we have (or rather had) two dogs and also a mouse. I remember my mother seeing the mouse and saying:"He stopped in the middle of the kitchen and looked at me with an expression of total arrogance. He then proceeded to crawl under the cupboard." hahahaha
― nathalie sans denouement (stevie nixed), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:29 (twenty years ago)
I love cats, but my Other Half does not. I'd been on at him for ages, saying how much I'd like to have a cat (or two), but he was always staunchy opposed to them, until the night of THE MOUSE INCIDENT several years ago.
I awoke in the middle of the night, to the sound of something gnawing furiously on the skirting board in the bedroom. Every time I flicked the bedroom light on - there was nothing there. It was baffling. I thought I was going mad.
The constant light-flicking-on-and-off plus me-grumbling-noises woke my Bloke up, "There's a mouse in here! Do something! I can't sleep with that in here! What if if runs up onto the bed and bites me?! Get rid of it!" I wailed.
"Well", he muttered, "there's a mousetrap down in the garden shed, but I'm not going out there at this time of night"
"Do something else then! Anything! Just get rid of it!" I pleaded
"What do you expect me to do? Shoot it?" He was becoming quite bad tempered.
"Yes, if you must"
"Okay then, I will"
And so he rummaged in the wardrobe and pulled out a .22 air rifle and a box of pellets. I held the torch. We laid down, side by side, army commando style, on our stomachs, sideways across the bed, peering into the darkness at the section of skirting board where I had heard the mouse sounds. We pulled the duvet over us as camouflage, because The Bloke said that mice can see in the dark and would be able to spot the gun. I believed this. It seemed feasible.
"Right". he whispered. "Point the torch towards the corner where the gnawing was, and as soon as you hear it, switch the torch on and I'll shoot the little fucker - okay?"
The torch was one of those huge Maglites, regulation Police issue with an intense halogen beam. I think they use them to illuminate whole streets from the police helicopter.
The gnawing started up again, I switched on the torch, which instantly dazzled The Bloke who fired blindly in the general direction of the door. We did this sniper exercise several times, air gun pellets ricochetting off the walls, the wardrobes, the bedside clock. Everywhere, except the vicinity of the mouse.
Next day, he capitulated and said I could have a cat.
The cat's the most prolific hunter, and we've never had any mice in the house (or had to shoot any more furniture) since.
― C J (C J), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 10:20 (twenty years ago)
― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:16 (twenty years ago)
so, in a fit of rage, i bought some poison bait which was an effective but not entirely wise move. i killed a bunch of mice that way, but the corpses would turn up everywhere and if not found and disposed of immediately would stink. after a brief lull in rodent activity i thought the problem had been taken care of, but no. the mice came back and i moved on to the covered spring traps, which short of a getting a cat or a thorough professional treatment is what i would recommend using. they're quick and efficient, with an opaque slip cover so you don't have to see the body (though the tail sticks out rather pathetically).
― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:40 (twenty years ago)
― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 11:49 (twenty years ago)
― the story is in the soil, Tuesday, 9 August 2005 12:05 (twenty years ago)
i managed to corner it on the worktop and then put a pint glass over it (being careful of the tail) and a book underneath it and chucked it out the back door.
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Sunday, 4 September 2005 22:50 (twenty years ago)
― rainy (rainy), Sunday, 4 September 2005 22:56 (twenty years ago)
― CarsmileSteve (CarsmileSteve), Sunday, 4 September 2005 23:27 (twenty years ago)
Finally, I caught it by slamming a plastic container over it and sliding the lid underneath. When I opened the tent door and released it, it ran off like a shot. During the daylight hours, my wife repaired the hole the mouse had chewed.
The next night as we went to bed we heard similar chewing noises. The same mouse (we are sure of this) was busily chewing a hole about 3 cm from the first hole and was on the point of entering the tent again when we caused it to flee. It made me sorry I had let it go the night before instead of killing it, the rotter.
― Aimless (Aimless), Monday, 5 September 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)
― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:07 (twenty years ago)
― ken c (ken c), Monday, 5 September 2005 13:16 (twenty years ago)
― koogs (koogs), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 13:18 (twenty years ago)
Then, of course, there were the various animal parts that were left all over the house.
― Robert J Myers (moriarty), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:53 (twenty years ago)
― Robert J Myers (moriarty), Thursday, 22 September 2005 23:54 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 25 February 2006 19:59 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 25 February 2006 21:06 (twenty years ago)
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Saturday, 25 February 2006 21:10 (twenty years ago)
― Jimmy Mod: The Prettiest Flower In The Pond (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Saturday, 25 February 2006 21:11 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 25 February 2006 21:12 (twenty years ago)
it's a cruel world, don't let nobody tell you otherwise.
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 25 February 2006 21:17 (twenty years ago)
i wish i could find the other one though. i just threw out whatever was under my bed so there's no more hiding places. waiting for maintenance to come seal up the hole, wherever it is.
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 25 February 2006 21:53 (twenty years ago)
― john clarkson, Saturday, 25 February 2006 22:02 (twenty years ago)
I'd like to read Tracer's great-grandmother's book.
― sgs (sgs), Saturday, 25 February 2006 22:29 (twenty years ago)
― mark s (mark s), Saturday, 25 February 2006 22:51 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 25 February 2006 22:54 (twenty years ago)
― gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Saturday, 25 February 2006 23:13 (twenty years ago)
― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 26 February 2006 03:26 (twenty years ago)
i just got a humane trap and they haven't even gone near it
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:16 (sixteen years ago)
probably snickering at your good-heartedness
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:19 (sixteen years ago)
Put it hard up against the skirting board - they tend to creep along the foot of the wall for cover.
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:21 (sixteen years ago)
maybe i should have used something other than aged gouda and a skinny latte as bait?
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:22 (sixteen years ago)
We had one recently, but had to reset it a couple of times when visiting kids stole the raisins from it.
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:22 (sixteen years ago)
Lol @ yuppie mice. Maybe try a PBR and a street hot dog, Tracer?
― But not someone who should be dead anyway (Laurel), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:25 (sixteen years ago)
Someone told me mice are mad for chocolate. To test if that was a joke I put some in a trap I had in my previous house and it worked!
― StanM, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:26 (sixteen years ago)
attached a poisoned glue trap to the humane trap. That may work.
― dan selzer, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:33 (sixteen years ago)
mice are ppl too
― ♥/b ~~~ :O + x_X + :-@ + ;_; + :-/ + (~,~) + (:| = :^) (Lamp), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:34 (sixteen years ago)
I hadn’t moved the washing machine from its spot for awhile, so when the pestie showed up last week, we had to move it, check for droppings, and remove the droppings. Pro tip: use dilute biological laundry detergent in a spray bottle - it breaks down animal wee of any kind, and said animals tend not to return to places that have been cleaned with bio liquid.
― guillotine vogue (suzy), Monday, 14 April 2025 12:08 (one year ago)
had a mouse in the bin bag earlier. was sat on the sofa and could hear it rustling. there's nothing approaching food in there, just plastic packaging so i laid it on its side and kicked it a bit and he ran out and under the skirting board.
i also notice the humane trap is closed. but did i close it when I'd not seen anything for a couple of weeks or is it full of starved mouse?
― koogs, Sunday, 17 August 2025 14:45 (nine months ago)
in the last 30 minutes the mouse has eaten the two pumpkin seeds at the mouth of the trap whilst resisting the temptation of the seeds and nuts within the tap. i didn't hear a thing, despite being 10ft away.
― koogs, Tuesday, 6 January 2026 20:35 (five months ago)
it was as quiet as a _____.
― more difficult than I look (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 January 2026 01:32 (five months ago)
This fucker's been eating my organic tomato for the last three nights. Yesterday I placed a sticky trap under the tomato, thinking I'd done him in, but this morning I discovered more of the tomato had been eaten, and he even left some discarded tomato fiber on the trap, as if to taunt me. He must be a clever fellow, or else all the vitamins from the tomato have provided him with the strength to resist the adhesive.
― Cattedrale metropolitana di Santa Maria de Episcopio, Wednesday, 25 February 2026 16:55 (three months ago)
my remedy has been owning cats.
― My homies buttthole surfers' record sounds like a f (Western® with Bacon Flavor), Wednesday, 25 February 2026 16:57 (three months ago)
since you've committed to death, electric traps are very effective
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― 龜, Wednesday, 25 February 2026 16:59 (three months ago)
Update: my whippet now catches mice.
― einstürzende louboutin (suzy), Wednesday, 25 February 2026 17:05 (three months ago)