This is the thread where we ask people to dig up things on ILX we can't find

laugh laugh ... floor rolling, thigh slapping, excelsior, and all that jazz ?

prince among men

Can someone find the original picture of the fat man with the toy bucket bikini? Also the picture of the same man with the toy animal bikini? I once managed to find the original page these pics were from (they were taken in a "best homemaded bikini" contest, where all the other contestants were women), but I've since lost it.

Sometime around my first postings on ILX (2004-2005) I posted to one of the rolling pregnancy threads (probably not under my ILX name), suggesting ludicrous baby names such as "Ptolemy" "Axoaaoxaoa" and "101101010111010010101011", ending with something like "These are the names you WILL name your child".

I seem to recall that it pretty much killed the thread (though I think someone x-posted with "Ptooey!?"), and would like to see what I actually wrote so I can once again feel the guilt, and also so I can once again snicker behind my hand like a 16 year old.

More of an explain-2003-ILX-to-me question - what happened to Graham?

http://hitparade.ch/cdimages/ub_40-red_red_wine_s.jpg
http://www.roughtrade.com/site/product_images/198097L.jpg

Baby Name - girl

not the right one, but look at the last post!

Hint for future searchers: the child dominatrix thread is called jesus christ. :-)

the thread about the woman who faked being a 9/11 survivor

"I can lead you through the zone" sounds uncomfortably close to Evil Guide Dog's patter that he laid on Deanna

you guys remember that?

back in the fifties, when we were all greasers, fighting against the establishment, even before the ESTABLISHMENT was known by that name?

see you back at the sock hop.

roxy:

World Trade Center Survivor Hoax...

(FYI: first googled her name, Tania Head, then used Google Search on here to find the thread)

The ILM thread about bands whose names lead you to believe they may be a different genre

Bands Whom You May Have Never Heard But Would Make Incorrect Assumptions About Because of Their Somewhat Misleading Name

?

(key word here was "misleading")

Wld still like to find this:

COukd someone find the thread where a guy talks about how his anxiety attacks are exacerbated or perhaps caused by smoking weed?

-- Abbott, Friday, February 15, 2008 4:52 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

He also mentioned he had a fear of going crazy.

Can someone find the original picture of the fat man with the toy bucket bikini? Also the picture of the same man with the toy animal bikini? I once managed to find the original page these pics were from (they were taken in a "best homemaded bikini" contest, where all the other contestants were women), but I've since lost it.

-- Tuomas, 24. huhtikuuta 2008 7:47 (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Still haven't found this.

abbott, search "zanders"

stanm, you ROCK

was that lol joeks roxy?

Aaron was mos defs not this guy.

That whole thing made ME afraid of going crazy.

It was half jokey!

Still looking for the original "you deserve a fench fry in yr. pancreas, dude" thread.

Abbott, any chance it's one of these?

"I Can't Smoke Weed Anymore, I Get WAY Too Fucked Up"

or

Unpleasant Drug Experiences

?

There was a thread on ILM about dance equivalents of AOR or MOR. Lame coffee table dance music. But I forget what it was called.
Could someone find me that please?

a thread where nabisco was telling a story with his dad innit + orange juice. it was funny!

abbott -- is it Weed, depression and schizophrenia ?

Adorable Parent Factoids

Somebody please post a link to that epileptic-seizure-inducing thread, you know that bewitching one with the animated gif tesselations and flashing rainbow lights. k.thx.bye

Yeah, I haven't had an epileptic seizure in a while.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=60&threadid=2955

Use with care.

Was there not a proper thread on die hard 4? i can only find the really old one before the movie was released.

But not sure if it's worth reviving just for me to post "this movie was okay, but not great"

Vibrating with Rapt Anticipation: Live Free or Die Hard

I NEED GOOD THREADZ PEOPLE!

My girlfriend it at home with the flu & needs lots of lazy entertainment, so I sent her a link to "So Not Gonna Happen." Of course she wanted more, so I sent over: Ariane, Random Garfield Strip Generator, D@ve M@tthews Bad & Hated, ICP "Why Bitches," People Holding Fish, Uppers, Crappy Savior, Most Retarded Barenaked Ladies Member & Unintentionally Homoerotic Sports Imagery.

Now she wants even more. More JPEGs. More Trolls. More Assinine non-sequitors. More defensive intellectual masturbation. More great fucking arguments and exchanges of ideas and hypotheses. All of it.

But I'm relatively new to the scene here, myself, so I'm sure there is an infinite wealth of titillating and/or lolz-inducing threads herein that I don't even know about. SO, I turn to you...

that's funny, you were here 5 years ago

Bands named after geographical locations

http://www.toymonger.co.uk/SoldPictures/supersleuth2.jpg

Is that game more challenging that American 'Clue'?

Dude, that's not me.

maybe start here:

NOT SAFE FOR WORK OR ANYTHING ELSE: DO NOT CLICK HERE

Here are some I have found amusing:

defend the indefensible: FOODIES
What does English sound like?
Photoshop/MS Paint Nike and other evil corporations ruining famous album covers

Thanks to your clever sleuthing, gabbneb, you've uncovered my status as an imposter of the original pillbox. The jig is up, then, I suppose.

well I took that pillbox, didn't I

hahaha that foodies thread

The key difference between food bores and other art bores is that their field of snobbery is a regularly repeated biological necessity, so it's much more likely to infringe on normal everyday life.

If you've got friends who're music bores, you can just avoid going to shows with them. Spend any time with a foodie and you'll find yourself being diverted twenty miles out of your way so you can be sure you're having only the most exquisite grilled cheese sandwich available in all of St. Louis, never mind that now you're late for the movie.

It's like hanging out with someone who refuses to urinate in anything but cut-glass goblets.

-- Stephen X (Stephen X), Wednesday, April 12, 2006 5:43 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Link

Both of these threads are good sources for finding old insanity:

THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE SUM UP ILX CLUSTERFUCK THREADS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ THEM.
nominations for amazing ILX threads that are over 400+ posts and serve as a brilliant shining monument to the narcissism of small differences

Abbot, thanks for those. Def. hil-ar-i-ous. dan m, nice to know the origins of the wall-o-vag. Damn, that Photoshop "auto adjust color balance" version is.. I don't really have the proper adjective for that.

One more inquiry and I'll shut up: what is the title of the original Mari$$a thread?

probably deleted. there are others around though.

(I don't know where)

This one never fails:

Gear!'s new Craig's List experiment: men submitting haikus in hopes of random sex

yeah, that one!

Oh god, a simple ILX Search for "marissa" leads to the vortex of insanity. Proceed at your own risk.