inspirational
― the most astonishing writer on ilx (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 20:54 (thirteen years ago)
wow re Ottavia's eating habits
― curmudgeon, Tuesday, 19 June 2012 21:11 (thirteen years ago)
"It's like a wolf's lair. I am just constantly throwing meat in her direction" is some funny shit.
― how did I get here? why am I in the whiskey aisle? this is all so (Laurel), Tuesday, 19 June 2012 21:16 (thirteen years ago)
http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2012/10/anthony-bourdain-roast.html
Some good lines here, also could be xposted to worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's
― D'anesh (dan m), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:24 (thirteen years ago)
goddamn I would kill my grandmother for video of that
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:35 (thirteen years ago)
Ted Allen might be kinda funny?!
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
can't wait to watch it and see fieri be unfunny
― ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:42 (thirteen years ago)
very very shocked
Ted Allen is vicious, always knew he had it in him
that Bourdain line about Chopped being cheap as hell is so true
I think he wears his sunglasses backwards so people get confused and don’t punch him in the face.
I lol'd
― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:52 (thirteen years ago)
Ted Allen is p funny
The 'Pretentious Foodie Bullshit' sketch he did for the Onion is worth seeinghttp://www.ifc.com/onn/videos/onion-news-network-celebrity-chef-ted-allen-cooks-his-favorite-pretentious-foodie-bullshit-meal
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:59 (thirteen years ago)
Gilbert Gottfried sure knows his way around a fat joke
― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
the bedsheet over the ocean was good
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:01 (thirteen years ago)
Hilarious. Looks like Batali also took a serious beating. And making fun of Fieri is like taking candy from a baby
― One Way Ticket on the 1277 Express (Bill Magill), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 21:13 (thirteen years ago)
― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:01 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
nothing better than a good fat joke
The Layover a superior show in its brevity and hijinks to latter-day No Reservations
― mh, Monday, 3 December 2012 16:50 (thirteen years ago)
ticketmaster selling tix for his Bourdain/Ripert talking gig thingy- $175 a ticket ;_; ;_;
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 3 December 2012 16:52 (thirteen years ago)
Tony on leaving Travel Channel: http://anthonybourdain.tumblr.com/post/35577815503/fighting-mad
― dansplaining (dan m), Monday, 3 December 2012 16:56 (thirteen years ago)
The Cadillac thing so utterly dickish.
Kind of assuming the contract for The Layover episodes was a little better so there won't be any post-production interference
― mh, Monday, 3 December 2012 16:58 (thirteen years ago)
i never dug the layover. but last season and what i've seen from season 9 (well, i've only seen the brooklyn episode) was pretty great: penang, lisbon, mozambique. even if he goes on to a career of $175/ticket speaking tours and even if the cnn show sux... for all its flaws, no reservations was beautifully shot and anthony bourdain is a compelling, likeable non-dickish host and this will go down as the best travel show ever put on television.
― dylannn, Tuesday, 4 December 2012 03:09 (thirteen years ago)
Anthony Bourdain Is Not Selling Out, Even if The Taste Is a Little Cheesy
― Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 17 January 2013 04:22 (thirteen years ago)
― mh, Monday, December 3, 2012 11:50 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark
― J0rdan S., Thursday, 17 January 2013 04:26 (thirteen years ago)
Taste aired last night. Do we/should we have a thread for this show? It's equal parts terrible and good
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 23 January 2013 19:25 (thirteen years ago)
The Taste (show) is terrible.
Bourdain is a complete hypocrite: more tie-ins/plugs per episode for shitty mayo than in a year of Paula Dean shows.Nigella is boring. Malarkey is an annoying twat. Ludo reminds me of http://www.completewermosguide.com/Black/Black_NienNunb.JPG
None of the chefs are particularly talented, interesting nor compelling.
Masterchef is a far better show imho.
― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 15 February 2013 23:27 (thirteen years ago)
yeah the auditions were better than the show proper which suuuuuucks
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 23:35 (thirteen years ago)
i accept that my original assessment was rong
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 15 February 2013 23:36 (thirteen years ago)
yup. decent auditions, bad show.
― pun lovin criminal (polyphonic), Friday, 15 February 2013 23:48 (thirteen years ago)
whoever decided to put Malarkey in this show deserves chlamydia. but yeah I was done after one competition episode. It's just so pointless and stupid.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 February 2013 01:33 (thirteen years ago)
Erm
http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/dating-advice/the-sexiest-thing-you-can-do-on-a-date
― Ned Raggett, Thursday, 7 March 2013 22:47 (thirteen years ago)
I don't have a problem with most of the article in theory...at least until the list of sexy foods
But the whole thing gives off a weird vibe, like getting sex advice from a teacher or something. It's like, note to Cosmo: I don't think I want to hear from AB on this topic?
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 23:27 (thirteen years ago)
when are Cosmo sex columns ever NOT creepy
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 March 2013 23:31 (thirteen years ago)
exactly
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 7 March 2013 23:33 (thirteen years ago)
The 6 secret moves guaranteed to BLOW his MIND
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 7 March 2013 23:35 (thirteen years ago)
STICK A FINGER IN HIS ASS
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 March 2013 00:10 (thirteen years ago)
6. "Use the back of a brush to swat his thighs when he steps out of the shower — wet skin is more sensitive."7. "As you’re riding him, clamp down on his earlobes with your fingers, and pull on them to rock yourself forward and backward."^^^^ guaranteed boner killers courtesy of Cosmo
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 March 2013 00:11 (thirteen years ago)
like getting sex advice from a teacher or something
from a.... sex teacher
― ☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Friday, 8 March 2013 14:55 (thirteen years ago)
NO
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 16:38 (thirteen years ago)
Anthony Bourdain must be terrible in bed, right? Overly concerned with looking cool and he'd stop mid-thrust to talk about meeting Dee Dee Ramone when both were strung out.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:40 (thirteen years ago)
stoooooooooooooooop it
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:41 (thirteen years ago)
uh have you seen his wife it's pretty clear who's in charge there
― Donkamole Marvin (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 8 March 2013 17:42 (thirteen years ago)
mid-Lingus "Oh, that's delicious. This is the best thing I've eaten since those street tacos in Mexico City."
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:08 (thirteen years ago)
._.
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:10 (thirteen years ago)
LOL @ "mid-lingus."
― schwantz, Friday, 8 March 2013 18:22 (thirteen years ago)
mid-lingus ah um
― C: (crüt), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:25 (thirteen years ago)
first time I read it I was like 'mingus what now OH nvm'
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:35 (thirteen years ago)
Gretchen:fetch::me:lingus
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Friday, 8 March 2013 19:52 (thirteen years ago)
mid-aer lingus
― queeple qua queeple (Jordan), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:01 (thirteen years ago)
fakey 360 mid-aer lingus
― "Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:03 (thirteen years ago)
I saw PLG pull a sick fakey 360 mid-aer lingus on the Dew Tour.
― schwantz, Friday, 8 March 2013 20:10 (thirteen years ago)
loool
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 March 2013 20:27 (thirteen years ago)