worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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Gringo Sushi
We developed the "Gringo Sushi" for those that aren't quite ready or sure about "Sushi Maki", with its "raw fish and seaweed". Gringo Sushi is rolled with rice paper and filled with anything from BBQ Brisket to Cajun Chicken.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95 13
Kemosabe Roll $6.95 6
Texas Club $6.95 4
NEW! Hidden Chicken Roll $7.95 4
Morgan’s Earthy Crunchy Roll $6.95 3
Big Bird on Fire $6.95 2
Jackass Roll $6.95 2
Kamikaze Kowboy Roll $6.95 1


2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

Texas Club $6.95
Cajun chicken, bacon, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, & Caesar dressing wrapped in sushi rice with tapioca paper.

NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95
Roasted turkey, jalapenos, pepper jack, avocados, green onions, mayonnaise and sriracha mayonnaise wrapped in sushi rice and tapioca paper. First you’ll gobble, then you’ll scream.

Kemosabe Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, BBQ beef brisket, french fries, crispy onions & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Big Bird on Fire $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, blackened chicken, french fries & a sweet chili sauce.

Jackass Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

NEW! Hidden Chicken Roll $7.95
Grilled marinated teriyaki chicken, wrapped with avocado, mandarin oranges, crushed wontons and lettuce in tapioca paper. Served with a teriyaki dipping sauce.

Morgan’s Earthy Crunchy Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, crunchy tempura bits, avocado, cucumber, julienne vegetables, daikon sprouts served with a ponzu dipping sauce.

Kamikaze Kowboy Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, tempura chicken & eel sauce.

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:44 (6 years ago) Permalink

off topic but: i decided that the worst way to wake up in the morning would be to have this guy come into your room yelling at you, screaming about barbecue sauce

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

First you’ll gobble, then you’ll scream.

Winner!

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

kemosabe roll -- aka brisket sushi

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (6 years ago) Permalink

killer thread!

voted kemosabe

goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:46 (6 years ago) Permalink

jesus christ

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

where is the "fuck you, guy fieri" poll option

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

i didn't notice the name of the only one that looked remotely palatable--oh lol it's the "earthy crunchy" roll

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (6 years ago) Permalink

Big Bird On Fire couldn't be worse if it actually was Big Bird, on fire

Ismael Klata, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

i voted for NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95 tbh -- turkey, pepper jack cheese AND SUSHI RICE

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:48 (6 years ago) Permalink

o jesus

just sayin, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

voted hidden chicken cause i don't dig orange w/savory dishes, but am starving and would gobble up all the other ones and then scream. I might have the order of that reversed.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

*BARFS*

robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (6 years ago) Permalink

Kamikaze Kowboy Roll

semi-surprised he left "Krunchy" off the front of this

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

i love how this sentence loses absolutely none of its meaning if you write it like this

We developed the "Gringo Sushi" for those that aren't quite ready or sure about "Sushi Maki", with its "gay raw fish and seaweed, which is what fags eat"

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

hey guys i'm going to post the names of some other items at this establishment

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (6 years ago) Permalink

Koi Fish Tacos – (just kidding!) $6.95

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

what is with tempura being involved in ~70% of sushi rolls at most places? "oh this is just too healthy, americans won't eat it. deep fry some shit quick"??

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

Eddie’s Mommy (Eda-Mame) $4.25

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (6 years ago) Permalink

Tootsie Roll $9.95
A tempura battered roll with smoked salmon, cream cheese, togarashi (chili powder), green onion, & eel sauce drizzled over the top.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

what is with tempura being involved in ~70% of sushi rolls at most places?

????

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

never seen tempura in a sushi roll

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (6 years ago) Permalink

Jumpin’ Jack Fish Roll $11.95
w/ cream cheese, pepper jack cheese, jalapeño, togarashi, green onion, hamachi, and eel sauce.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

jesus fucking christ

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (6 years ago) Permalink

NEW! Wonton Wonderland $6.25
3 flash fried wontons, dredged in cinnamon sugar, with vanilla ice cream between layers. Topped with raspberry, white chocolate, chocolate and caramel sauces finished with whipped cream and dusted with powdered sugar.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (6 years ago) Permalink


SURFS UP FAGS!!!

goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

now add cream cheese to that

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (6 years ago) Permalink

I am amazed he kept from throwing bacon onto this shit.

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:55 (6 years ago) Permalink

I envy you, Mr Que. It's an epidemic in these parts.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:56 (6 years ago) Permalink

"california style sushi"

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

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goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

fuckin' america.

circa1916, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (6 years ago) Permalink

sooo meta: countryfied texas-style california-style sushi

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

seriously! even the name Tex Wasabi's is blowing my mind

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (6 years ago) Permalink

Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (6 years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (6 years ago) Permalink

sushi with an attitude!

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (6 years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

aw

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (6 years ago) Permalink

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:04 (6 years ago) Permalink

Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

i love how Ray's all into it

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (6 years ago) Permalink

I think I've met that Luke dude before? If so, next time I see him I am just going to shake my head disapprovingly at him and, if he asks why, say "you know why"

DJP, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:48 (10 months ago) Permalink

lol

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:49 (10 months ago) Permalink

Osama Bin Laden gets made fun of a lot, but he's actually a really inspirational guy!
He may seem like a weird person to look up to, but he's actually pretty cool.
1) He's passionate about what he does, and he doesn't feel bad about showing it!
2) He sticks with his fashion choices & doesn't care what people think of him.
3) He's got a lot of charisma.
4) He sticks by what he believes in & helps out his community.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:54 (10 months ago) Permalink

You can plug literally any person into that framework and it makes sense.

Immediate Follower (NA), Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:54 (10 months ago) Permalink

take it up with tavi, buddy, i'm not driving this train

goole, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 15:58 (10 months ago) Permalink

this guy FIERI, this 47-year-old-or-so cooking man who is so funny!

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 10 June 2015 18:55 (10 months ago) Permalink

lol

goole, Thursday, 11 June 2015 15:35 (10 months ago) Permalink

"If your eyes were open to all the beauty in the world, you too would be overwhelmed with joy"

https://vine.co/v/eAwgO6mtWDP

Plasmon, Saturday, 13 June 2015 03:25 (10 months ago) Permalink

just noticed that the pic on guy's wikipage is him with a painful-looking sunglasses tan at fuckin guantanamo

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 13 June 2015 23:16 (10 months ago) Permalink

every picture of a celeb on wikipedia is fucked up

Cory Sklar, Saturday, 13 June 2015 23:17 (10 months ago) Permalink

4 months pass...

burrito-sized sushi

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:56 (6 months ago) Permalink

i wondered why it was missing bb

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:56 (6 months ago) Permalink

bbq sauce, but somehow guy fieri is not involved with this

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:57 (6 months ago) Permalink

honestly I would totally eat that sushi monstrosity

the naive cockney chorus (Simon H.), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:58 (6 months ago) Permalink

basically temaki, no?

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 18 October 2015 22:58 (6 months ago) Permalink

I bet the pickled sweet potatoes I made would be good in a catfish roll. oh god i'm starting to think like guy

Exit, pursued by Yogi Berra (WilliamC), Sunday, 18 October 2015 23:24 (6 months ago) Permalink

Pickled sweet potatoes sounds good.

inside, skeletons are always inside, that's obvious. (dowd), Monday, 19 October 2015 03:04 (6 months ago) Permalink

I'd eat a burrito sized hand roll, sure

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 19 October 2015 14:38 (6 months ago) Permalink

have you guys never heard of sushirito? the sushi/burrito hybrid is pretty popular here in SF (no way will I eat it)

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 October 2015 15:09 (6 months ago) Permalink

My only hand roll experience was pretty shitty so I haven't gone back since. I should probably try it again.

ive reddit all your posts and I want a crowdfund (dan m), Monday, 19 October 2015 15:23 (6 months ago) Permalink

i just feel like the sushi burrito is disrespectful to both sushi and burritos

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2015 15:29 (6 months ago) Permalink

good sushi is almost noble. like i would support well-formed sushi in the position of authority, and even take up arms against its enemies if it came down to it. and then on the other hand you have this giant ass burrito with sushi stuffed in it

1998 ball boy (Karl Malone), Monday, 19 October 2015 15:30 (6 months ago) Permalink

you can have both, life is full of mysteries and wonders

μpright mammal (mh), Monday, 19 October 2015 16:01 (6 months ago) Permalink

weird tip: slice the burrito into cylinders and it ceases to be a burrito

brimstead, Monday, 19 October 2015 18:45 (6 months ago) Permalink

om mani padme hum

a llove spat over a llama-keeper (forksclovetofu), Monday, 19 October 2015 18:52 (6 months ago) Permalink

really tho, what child didn't look at the Teddy Ruxpin commercial or the actual doll and think "I wonder what it would look like on fire?"

― I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, November 14, 2012 5:26 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 19 October 2015 19:53 (6 months ago) Permalink

https://twitter.com/kdrez/status/655406504430956544

goole, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 16:25 (6 months ago) Permalink

you can't tell but guy is crying there

brimstead, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 18:04 (6 months ago) Permalink

idgi

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 October 2015 18:07 (6 months ago) Permalink

3 weeks pass...

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Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 13 November 2015 13:38 (5 months ago) Permalink

boooo

pls watch this

https://vine.co/v/e9KpUKbuduh

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 13 November 2015 13:38 (5 months ago) Permalink

(nbd just guy tossing some autographed lean cuisine's into a pumped crowd)

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 13 November 2015 13:39 (5 months ago) Permalink

i realized recently that DJ Khaled is the sonic equivalent of Guy Fieri

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Friday, 13 November 2015 17:14 (5 months ago) Permalink

I thought I saw Guy at the mall but it was just a ferret

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 14 November 2015 05:26 (5 months ago) Permalink

Ryder gets to pick which of his father's cars we take, and he chooses the yellow Camaro, the one with the license plate that reads RYDERSS. Years from now, when Ryder learns to drive, this Camaro will be his, just as the license plate has foretold. (Fieri has many other cars, each with its own vanity plate: FOOD FYT, CADLAQ, LIVFAST, BLKTRFL, etc.)

"blackterful"?

denies the existence of dark matter (difficult listening hour), Saturday, 14 November 2015 18:30 (5 months ago) Permalink

lol black truffle I'm guessing

brownie, Saturday, 14 November 2015 18:38 (5 months ago) Permalink

that's kind of the charm of Fieri, he really thinks he's the everyman and not at all polarizing

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:29 (5 months ago) Permalink

and the charm of Bourdain is that he's irredeemable human garbage

welltris (crüt), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:36 (5 months ago) Permalink

I don't mind the Bourdain man, pretty sure he'd admit he has a shtick

μpright mammal (mh), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:43 (5 months ago) Permalink

It’s not that I’m not open to the reality that the food world was like this from a few people’s perspective

having trouble parsing this

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 18 November 2015 15:48 (5 months ago) Permalink

he gets that he's a clown to plenty of people in his field of expertise

i made a scope for my laser musket out of some (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 18 November 2015 18:15 (5 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

j., Monday, 4 January 2016 20:50 (3 months ago) Permalink

his face looks greasier than the hot dog

pratt truss it (dan m), Monday, 4 January 2016 21:49 (3 months ago) Permalink

Is he carrying that over a threshold?

nickn, Monday, 4 January 2016 21:56 (3 months ago) Permalink

it's his son

#amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:32 (3 months ago) Permalink

I don't know, looks like he's planning on making sweet love to it later in the evening.

nickn, Tuesday, 5 January 2016 00:37 (3 months ago) Permalink

how can we know that all these hypotheses are mutually exclusive?

Does that make you mutter, under your breath, “Damn”? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 05:43 (3 months ago) Permalink

Surely he must be really sick of having to keep up with the ridiculous hair and beard bleaching. That shit is high maintenance!

mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 5 January 2016 09:50 (3 months ago) Permalink


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