worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

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Gringo Sushi
We developed the "Gringo Sushi" for those that aren't quite ready or sure about "Sushi Maki", with its "raw fish and seaweed". Gringo Sushi is rolled with rice paper and filled with anything from BBQ Brisket to Cajun Chicken.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95 13
Kemosabe Roll $6.95 6
Texas Club $6.95 4
NEW! Hidden Chicken Roll $7.95 4
Morgan’s Earthy Crunchy Roll $6.95 3
Big Bird on Fire $6.95 2
Jackass Roll $6.95 2
Kamikaze Kowboy Roll $6.95 1


2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

Texas Club $6.95
Cajun chicken, bacon, romaine lettuce, tomatoes, & Caesar dressing wrapped in sushi rice with tapioca paper.

NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95
Roasted turkey, jalapenos, pepper jack, avocados, green onions, mayonnaise and sriracha mayonnaise wrapped in sushi rice and tapioca paper. First you’ll gobble, then you’ll scream.

Kemosabe Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, BBQ beef brisket, french fries, crispy onions & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

Big Bird on Fire $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, blackened chicken, french fries & a sweet chili sauce.

Jackass Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, BBQ pork, french fries & a garlic chili mayo sauce.

NEW! Hidden Chicken Roll $7.95
Grilled marinated teriyaki chicken, wrapped with avocado, mandarin oranges, crushed wontons and lettuce in tapioca paper. Served with a teriyaki dipping sauce.

Morgan’s Earthy Crunchy Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, crunchy tempura bits, avocado, cucumber, julienne vegetables, daikon sprouts served with a ponzu dipping sauce.

Kamikaze Kowboy Roll $6.95
Tapioca rice paper roll with sushi rice, avocado, tempura chicken & eel sauce.

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:44 (4 years ago) Permalink

off topic but: i decided that the worst way to wake up in the morning would be to have this guy come into your room yelling at you, screaming about barbecue sauce

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

First you’ll gobble, then you’ll scream.

Winner!

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

kemosabe roll -- aka brisket sushi

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:45 (4 years ago) Permalink

killer thread!

voted kemosabe

goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:46 (4 years ago) Permalink

jesus christ

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

where is the "fuck you, guy fieri" poll option

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

i didn't notice the name of the only one that looked remotely palatable--oh lol it's the "earthy crunchy" roll

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:47 (4 years ago) Permalink

Big Bird On Fire couldn't be worse if it actually was Big Bird, on fire

Ismael Klata, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

i voted for NEW! Screaming Gobbler $7.95 tbh -- turkey, pepper jack cheese AND SUSHI RICE

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:48 (4 years ago) Permalink

o jesus

just sayin, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

voted hidden chicken cause i don't dig orange w/savory dishes, but am starving and would gobble up all the other ones and then scream. I might have the order of that reversed.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

*BARFS*

robert bly is mrs. doubtfire? (Matt P), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:49 (4 years ago) Permalink

Kamikaze Kowboy Roll

semi-surprised he left "Krunchy" off the front of this

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

i love how this sentence loses absolutely none of its meaning if you write it like this

We developed the "Gringo Sushi" for those that aren't quite ready or sure about "Sushi Maki", with its "gay raw fish and seaweed, which is what fags eat"

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

hey guys i'm going to post the names of some other items at this establishment

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:50 (4 years ago) Permalink

Koi Fish Tacos – (just kidding!) $6.95

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

hahaha

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

what is with tempura being involved in ~70% of sushi rolls at most places? "oh this is just too healthy, americans won't eat it. deep fry some shit quick"??

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

Eddie’s Mommy (Eda-Mame) $4.25

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:51 (4 years ago) Permalink

Tootsie Roll $9.95
A tempura battered roll with smoked salmon, cream cheese, togarashi (chili powder), green onion, & eel sauce drizzled over the top.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

what is with tempura being involved in ~70% of sushi rolls at most places?

????

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

never seen tempura in a sushi roll

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:52 (4 years ago) Permalink

Jumpin’ Jack Fish Roll $11.95
w/ cream cheese, pepper jack cheese, jalapeño, togarashi, green onion, hamachi, and eel sauce.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

jesus fucking christ

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:53 (4 years ago) Permalink

NEW! Wonton Wonderland $6.25
3 flash fried wontons, dredged in cinnamon sugar, with vanilla ice cream between layers. Topped with raspberry, white chocolate, chocolate and caramel sauces finished with whipped cream and dusted with powdered sugar.

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (4 years ago) Permalink


SURFS UP FAGS!!!

goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

i'm serious -- pepper jack cheese and sushi is literally the most disgusting thing that someone has ever thought of -- not even just in the realm of food

now add cream cheese to that

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:54 (4 years ago) Permalink

I am amazed he kept from throwing bacon onto this shit.

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:55 (4 years ago) Permalink

I envy you, Mr Que. It's an epidemic in these parts.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:56 (4 years ago) Permalink

"california style sushi"

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

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goole, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

fuckin' america.

circa1916, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:57 (4 years ago) Permalink

sooo meta: countryfied texas-style california-style sushi

✌.✰|ʘ‿ʘ|✰.✌ (Steve Shasta), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

seriously! even the name Tex Wasabi's is blowing my mind

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 20:58 (4 years ago) Permalink

Thought of kemosabe roll makes me physically ill.

a cross between lily allen and fetal alcohol syndrome (milo z), Friday, 2 April 2010 20:59 (4 years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

half-expected one of these to literally just be shit wrapped in rice

Kaleidoscope Funk Network (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:00 (4 years ago) Permalink

sushi with an attitude!

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

gahhhh i'm searching so hard for the achewood strip with the mexican chain restaurant, because it is basically this

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:01 (4 years ago) Permalink

☀ ☃ (am0n), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

aw

gelatinous rube (brownie), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:02 (4 years ago) Permalink

call all destroyer, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:04 (4 years ago) Permalink

Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]
Guy's look, which he describes as "kulinary gangsta",[7]

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

i love how Ray's all into it

Mr. Que, Friday, 2 April 2010 21:05 (4 years ago) Permalink

The damning truth.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:03 (11 months ago) Permalink

The donkey sauce is pretty good though

homosexual II, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:43 (11 months ago) Permalink

They get it from locally sourced donkeys

Moodles, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:46 (11 months ago) Permalink

4 weeks pass...

乒乓, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:17 (10 months ago) Permalink

The resemblance is uncanny.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 12:58 (10 months ago) Permalink

guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils

ty based gay dead computer god (zachlyon), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:02 (10 months ago) Permalink

BABY guy fieri with shit streaming down his nostrils

THIS IS NOT A BENGHAZI T-SHIRT (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:05 (10 months ago) Permalink

Things you don't want to see in a kitchen? Things you would only hear about on the internet? Things that fill you with sadness?
PASS PASS PASS

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 20:39 (10 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

cookin' it
livin' it
lovin' it

Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 16:52 (9 months ago) Permalink

BA DA BA BA BA BA

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:04 (9 months ago) Permalink

For the love of...

I think I'm more irritated by the cookware that doesn't have stupid designs on it because what is it about a Guy Fieri brand Porcelain Enameled Cast Iron Round Dutch Oven (3.5-qt.) that is any better than a Lodge, for example, aside from the fact that the color is listed as "hot rod red"? It's like, hmmmmm I would like a new set of stainless steel cookware so I can trot down to Bed Bath & Beyond and pick up a set from Calphalon's discount line or wait no I will mail order the same thing from the Food Network and pay shipping because it is Guy Fieri brand and I do love donkey sauce.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:25 (9 months ago) Permalink

What I'm saying is that at least the nonstick pans have something about them that sets them apart. It is a hideous thing, granted, and I wouldn't have it in my house but different strokes.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:27 (9 months ago) Permalink

unless you are studiously scrubbing the bottom of your frying pan clean every time you use it, that shits gonna get scorched and gunged up and, well, it's gonna kinda get trashed if you actually bought the frying pan to USE it

idk as a frequent frypan user this seems really stupid to me

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 17:58 (9 months ago) Permalink

xxpost to carl -- on the other hand, the good thing about celebrity cookware is that it almost always ends up in the closeout stores for less than name brand stuff, so if you are desperate for new cookware you can get some pretty wellmade stuff for cheap

Tuesday Morning has the Isaac Mizrahi line for closeout prices ATM except it's all fucking PINK
PINK

wtf isaac seriously

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:00 (9 months ago) Permalink

Good points about the cruddy bottom and the closeout prices.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 18 June 2013 18:19 (9 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

what in christ

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 02:33 (7 months ago) Permalink

is he... eating that guitar?

the husbster (self-professed octopus expert) (stevie), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 07:25 (7 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

A little vengeance:

About five years ago, right before I moved to San Francisco, I lived in the North Bay and I worked in a coffee shop. One of our regular customers happened to be Guy Fieri, and let me tell you, he is just as much of a douchebag in person as he is on TV. Maybe even worse. He always came in with this obnoxious air of self-importance, always looked down his nose at us, always ordered an Americano, and rarely (if ever) left a tip. I served him decaf every fucking time, and I don't even feel bad about it. I've never told anyone about this, aside from like three close friends, because I don't want anyone to think that I would ever fuck with their coffee. Just to be clear, I've never done that to anyone else, ever. Just him. Now that I'm five years older and marginally wiser, I still don't feel the least bit bad about it.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 17 October 2013 14:36 (6 months ago) Permalink

i would also kick a crying male hairdresser from my car

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:33 (5 months ago) Permalink

I have a bigger problem with male hairdresser who laugh hysterically.

the objections to Drake from non-REAL HIPHOP people (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:35 (5 months ago) Permalink

is that what counts as a "brawl" these days?

^ sarcasm (ken c), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:56 (5 months ago) Permalink

Fieri was going through "product" withdrawl

Moodles, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 13:57 (5 months ago) Permalink

乒乓, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 14:09 (5 months ago) Permalink

A new century's outsider art.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 14:12 (5 months ago) Permalink

I would frame that and hang it in my home.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 30 October 2013 14:29 (5 months ago) Permalink

don't fuck with someone's coffee maaaaaaaaaan

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 30 October 2013 14:32 (5 months ago) Permalink

2 weeks pass...

An Android Pug of Some Kind? (kingfish), Saturday, 16 November 2013 10:40 (5 months ago) Permalink

LOL

carl agatha, Saturday, 16 November 2013 14:18 (5 months ago) Permalink

looks like he's jerkin' off tbh

Vic Arpeggio, Private Investigator (stevie), Sunday, 17 November 2013 20:07 (5 months ago) Permalink

"That's right... eat the burger... ngggggghhhhhhhhh..."

Vic Arpeggio, Private Investigator (stevie), Sunday, 17 November 2013 20:07 (5 months ago) Permalink

Leash tied to sign post while his family goes inside to eat

Ornate Coleman (Moodles), Sunday, 17 November 2013 20:29 (5 months ago) Permalink

2 months pass...

Remember when his Lamborghini got stolen? The final upshot of all that

http://www.sfgate.com/news/article/Lamborghini-thief-Max-Wade-given-life-for-botched-5169797.php

Ned Raggett, Friday, 24 January 2014 06:18 (2 months ago) Permalink

Satan needs to get a less obvious pseudonym. FIERY GUY?!

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 January 2014 01:24 (2 months ago) Permalink

lol

call all destroyer, Thursday, 30 January 2014 01:34 (2 months ago) Permalink

“All the flavor from my righteous Caramel Apple Bread Pudding stuffed into your mug.”

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:09 (2 months ago) Permalink

laws against that remain on the books in some states

the slow death of America's rich pastoral heritage (silby), Friday, 31 January 2014 19:01 (2 months ago) Permalink

1 month passes...

dan m, Monday, 10 March 2014 08:04 (1 month ago) Permalink

haha amazing

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Monday, 10 March 2014 21:43 (1 month ago) Permalink

I will confess I went to the Guy's American Grill a couple months ago in times square and had a macaroni and cheese burger.. it was pretty good!

#challops

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Monday, 10 March 2014 22:21 (1 month ago) Permalink

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 10 March 2014 22:33 (1 month ago) Permalink

http://snaxattacks.tumblr.com/image/77252575707

Stupor Fly, Monday, 10 March 2014 23:10 (1 month ago) Permalink

just in case u start to get excited about that super duper weenie, TV-G logo pops up
welp, another dick-free episode

rhyme heals all goons (m bison), Tuesday, 11 March 2014 01:41 (1 month ago) Permalink

http://www.lasvegassun.com/vegasdeluxe/2014/mar/12/photos-guy-fieri-chooses-name-his-first-las-vegas-/

The two-level, 10,000-square-foot space will feature a large outdoor patio and dining area to seat 185 fans who will get panoramic views of the Strip. Memorabilia from his days at UNLV will be used as decoration along with his tattoos as part of the design elements at the bar.

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:19 (1 month ago) Permalink

Taking a Mexican street taco and blending it with a Vietnamese sandwich creates Banh Mi Tacos in crispy baguette shells. The firecracker pulled pork, cilantro, pickled carrots, shaved jalapenos and sweet chili mayo mix with a spicy Sriracha dip to create a combination of sweet and spicy.

barf

the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:19 (1 month ago) Permalink


looks delicious

We hugged with no names exchanged (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:27 (1 month ago) Permalink

x-p to Banh Mi Taco
No donkey sauce, no cred! (Though seriously, that doesn't sound bad.)

nickn, Thursday, 13 March 2014 17:34 (1 month ago) Permalink


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