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i am just bristling at the whole concept of 'ask a gay'

Men who trim their pubic hair: insecure or thoughtful?

elmo u remember this lil show called queer eye for the straight guy?

i mean this is details magazine, which i thought had a pretty gay readership so i guess i don't understand the need for this blog column??

that show should have been called Obvious Eye for the Hopelessly Inept

the fake profundity of this shit gets to me as much as if not more than the fucked up conservatism re gender/sexuality

― max, Wednesday, January 25, 2012 4:33 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i mean the self-serious idiocy makes me want to throw these guys out the window

― max, Wednesday, January 25, 2012 4:34 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah but the sense of the guy sitting back and looking pleased with himself after each pearl of wisdomg is kinda funny

― summer sun, something's begun, but uh-oh those tumblr whites (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, January 25, 2012 4:38 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RgN9ijwE4

just -- among all the mainstream men's style mags i always thought details was the highest on the kinsey scale

itt blogs instruct you how to be a supreme sissyboy glamfaggot

ASK A GAY: WHAT'S THE BEST UNDERWEAR FOR STRAIGHT GUYS?

Your straight buddies may be evolved and your girlfriend plenty chic, but even in this day and age, there are some questions that only a stylish gay man can answer.

Q: What kind of underwear is the sexiest for a straight dude?
A: Uh, none at all. Trust me—I've noticed in gym locker rooms (come on, everybody peeks). If you must wear an extra layer, go with Calvin Klein boxer briefs. They're flattering and classic—remember those Marky Mark ads?

fucking hell

What is a good kind of underwear, elmo. I'm straight, btw.

the best underwear = the removable kind, imo

A seersucker loincloth is more than enough support for today's modern man.

I find that the best underwear is a marmoset

burlap or gtfo

a few sprigs of lavender & rosemary wrap the whole thing in muslin & tie with string a la bouquet garnis

delicious

lolling hardcore

I'm fond of a nice cock cage myself.

i'm not a stylish gay guy but i would like to encourage anyone reading that column to think twice before putting any of his advice into practice. just based off the commando underwear answer

it's so sad that this cartoon gay is trapped in the 90s

A: There's nothing more unappealing than a forest of hair growing out of your shirt, so I would opt to leave only the top button open. If you have officially ventured into what we call Bear Territory, take a cue from us gays (well, most of us gays) and make sure you're baby-bottom smooth (by way of hot wax) before even unbuttoning that much.

I might be weird but a completely hairless chest is odd and offputting to me, like a hairless cat. I'm glad I'm not dating anymore.

if someone tells you that you need to shave your chest, basically don't trust that person's opinions on anything

I just wear a trench coat w/dress socks & garters.

white boxer briefs are not flattering btw

unless you are mark wahlberg

It's great how "marmoset" is such a comedy word all by itself.

I wear boxer briefs but own no white ones because ewww gross

also boxers are ok but I worry for the future of my groin without some sort of undergarment that provides some support

I don't think letting your weenie bounce around a little bit is going to give you a hernia.

I have a few white pairs of boxer briefs, but they were only purchased because they were the only color left in a brand whose fit I like.

haha mh, if that is on your concern list then sex must just be full on torture for you

I can't do boxers or free balling. Feels weird to not have support, though I'm not worried about damage.

i too have been in locker rooms and not everybody should be flapping their dong around, keep it under wraps if you have a weird penis thx

i once saw flabby guy who was likely in his 60s in a gym locker room wearing nothing but some of those fun sexy colorful briefs they make for teen twinks, it was the saddest thing

I'd guess that everyone in that locker room who saw that probably left feeling a little sadder than that dude

maybe that is his secret power.

like, everyone around me is a little bit defeated & now I dominate

underwear domination

by appearances his superpower was to look like he was melting

I wear those twink ones iirc, ack

Um, was joking about support undergarments but I appreciate the concern

anyway the sexiest underwear for a straight guy can be found via the international male catalog, why not

I'm thinking of getting into the ridic clothing opinion business if its this easy...

"Underwear?! UGH! If you have to wear such things, go with silk and get them fitted!"

real men don't have groins to cover with fabric. real men store their genitalia behind the third flap on their retractable proboscis

lol I was trying to make an international male joke a while ago and it looks like they got bought by some other company!

oh god, this generally clueless dude who is my friend's brother used to say if he was rich or something he'd dress like a badass in international male stuff. completely clueless to any gay connotation or um, sense.

I reckon the locker room is just about the only place you should feel free to let your weird swollen old balls hang free while you shoot the shit about NASDAQ

This lady is telling y'all that the undies dont really matter - but for the love of god make sure theyre new, clean and dont have skidmarks.

^^ reason why white undies are horrible, no stain camoflage

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0neh3kAas1qj29d6o1_500.jpg

uhhhhh

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0neh3kAas1qj29d6o1_500.jpg

ew no, ew

haaa