The Anthony Bourdain thread

the layover is kind of like a focused run at a place instead of the "let's drive around and pontificate upon the deep history of this land from my american perspective" which I was really getting tired of.

― mh, Wednesday, January 18, 2012 3:07 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

any time he would visit a communist or former communist country his inner milquetoast liberal would emerge and irritate the shit out of me with his constant handwringing - apparently all the capitalist dystopias in africa and se asia that he visits don't have regimes worth commenting on

The Cambodia one was pretty good in that regard...? Maybe the exception that proves the rule though

Don't remember handwringing in Vietnam either, but the No Res episodes kind of blur together

Yeah I'm havimg trouble remembering specific eps

He's been to Vietnam a couple times, iirc

where's his parade?

He had plenty of unkind things to say about Liberia's history. He was in Thailand during conflict and seemed to try his best to describe what was going on. Same with both times he was in Beirut. When he was in Macau he talked shit about how materialistic the culture was while freely admitting to enjoying his time there immensely. Same with Miami, really.

No Reservations is done. Bourdain moves to CNN.

It's official: Anthony Bourdain is leaving the Travel Channel behind and is headed to CNN. It's the end of No Reservations, the Emmy award-winning series that has run for eight seasons (the premiere was July 25, 2005). Bourdain tweeted that the production company Zero Point Zero will come along for the ride: "Moving with same ZPZ crew over to CNN to do another world travel show. Congo? Libya? Finally?"

It was confirmed from ZPZ that the current season of No Reservations on Travel Channel will be its last; currently the second season of The Layover is in production and will air on the Travel Channel. Reached for comment, Bourdain tells Eater: "Same production team, same amazing crew, same me--but the world just got a whole lot bigger."

According to a press release from CNN, the yet unnamed show will premiere in early 2013 and is "slated to air domestically on Sundays in prime time." The new show will "be shot on location and examine cultures from around the world through their food and dining and travel rituals." Bourdain also will "offer commentary on other CNN programs and platforms, domestically and internationally, providing insights into current events and debates around food and health and other cultural conversations." CNN is scrambling: With April 2012 ratings the lowest in years, the network is trying a more international approach to news.

The relationship between the trouble-making Bourdain and Travel Channel's parent Scripps (which also owns the Food Network) has always been a delicate dance. Even back in 2009 when Scripps aquired Travel Channel, Eater National ran with the headline "Will Bourdain Actually Jump Ship From the Travel Channel?" Now it's finally happened.

Interview with Bourdain and Ottavia (didn't know that she was a Brazilian jiu jitsu fighter).

I like this part...

Anthony Bourdain: Very early on, shortly after we met, I remember Ottavia saying, 'I know a very good Hungarian butcher shop, and they have wonderful tripe goulash', and I remember thinking, "Wow, you've been in this country maybe five or six years. How would this woman know this?' I'd been living here forever and had no clue that such a thing even existed. I just thought it was amazing that A) She liked tripe goulash, and B) knew where to find it. I thought it was just so awesome.

Interviewer to Anthony Bourdain: Did you ever think that as a kid growing up in the New York City and New Jersey areas, that you would ever be where you are today?

Anthony Bourdain: Twelve years ago, at 44, I was standing next to a deep fryer with no hope and no expectations. I would never have dared to dream that life would turn out as it has.

inspirational

wow re Ottavia's eating habits

"It's like a wolf's lair. I am just constantly throwing meat in her direction" is some funny shit.

http://newyork.grubstreet.com/2012/10/anthony-bourdain-roast.html

Some good lines here, also could be xposted to worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

goddamn I would kill my grandmother for video of that

Ted Allen might be kinda funny?!

can't wait to watch it and see fieri be unfunny

very very shocked

Ted Allen is vicious, always knew he had it in him

that Bourdain line about Chopped being cheap as hell is so true

I think he wears his sunglasses backwards so people get confused and don’t punch him in the face.

I lol'd

Ted Allen is p funny

The 'Pretentious Foodie Bullshit' sketch he did for the Onion is worth seeing
http://www.ifc.com/onn/videos/onion-news-network-celebrity-chef-ted-allen-cooks-his-favorite-pretentious-foodie-bullshit-meal

Gilbert Gottfried sure knows his way around a fat joke

the bedsheet over the ocean was good

Hilarious. Looks like Batali also took a serious beating. And making fun of Fieri is like taking candy from a baby

Gilbert Gottfried sure knows his way around a fat joke

― stop swearing and start windmilling (Shakey Mo Collier), Wednesday, October 17, 2012 5:01 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nothing better than a good fat joke

The Layover a superior show in its brevity and hijinks to latter-day No Reservations

ticketmaster selling tix for his Bourdain/Ripert talking gig thingy- $175 a ticket ;_; ;_;

Tony on leaving Travel Channel: http://anthonybourdain.tumblr.com/post/35577815503/fighting-mad

The Cadillac thing so utterly dickish.

Kind of assuming the contract for The Layover episodes was a little better so there won't be any post-production interference

i never dug the layover. but last season and what i've seen from season 9 (well, i've only seen the brooklyn episode) was pretty great: penang, lisbon, mozambique. even if he goes on to a career of $175/ticket speaking tours and even if the cnn show sux... for all its flaws, no reservations was beautifully shot and anthony bourdain is a compelling, likeable non-dickish host and this will go down as the best travel show ever put on television.

Anthony Bourdain Is Not Selling Out, Even if The Taste Is a Little Cheesy

The Layover a superior show in its brevity and hijinks to latter-day No Reservations

― mh, Monday, December 3, 2012 11:50 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark

Taste aired last night. Do we/should we have a thread for this show? It's equal parts terrible and good

The Taste (show) is terrible.

Bourdain is a complete hypocrite: more tie-ins/plugs per episode for shitty mayo than in a year of Paula Dean shows.
Nigella is boring. Malarkey is an annoying twat. Ludo reminds me of http://www.completewermosguide.com/Black/Black_NienNunb.JPG

None of the chefs are particularly talented, interesting nor compelling.

Masterchef is a far better show imho.

yeah the auditions were better than the show proper which suuuuuucks

i accept that my original assessment was rong

yup. decent auditions, bad show.

whoever decided to put Malarkey in this show deserves chlamydia.
but yeah I was done after one competition episode. It's just so pointless and stupid.

Erm

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/dating-advice/the-sexiest-thing-you-can-do-on-a-date

I don't have a problem with most of the article in theory...at least until the list of sexy foods

But the whole thing gives off a weird vibe, like getting sex advice from a teacher or something. It's like, note to Cosmo: I don't think I want to hear from AB on this topic?

when are Cosmo sex columns ever NOT creepy

exactly

The 6 secret moves guaranteed to BLOW his MIND

STICK A FINGER IN HIS ASS

6. "Use the back of a brush to swat his thighs when he steps out of the shower — wet skin is more sensitive."
7. "As you’re riding him, clamp down on his earlobes with your fingers, and pull on them to rock yourself forward and backward."
^^^^ guaranteed boner killers courtesy of Cosmo

like getting sex advice from a teacher or something

from a.... sex teacher

NO

Anthony Bourdain must be terrible in bed, right? Overly concerned with looking cool and he'd stop mid-thrust to talk about meeting Dee Dee Ramone when both were strung out.

stoooooooooooooooop it

uh have you seen his wife it's pretty clear who's in charge there

mid-Lingus "Oh, that's delicious. This is the best thing I've eaten since those street tacos in Mexico City."