This is the thread where we ask people to dig up things on ILX we can't find

It's something like "hate all those who diss them, but shot all those who like them" -- and it's definitely RHCP.

Yes! Found it:

Does anyone really like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

I love the RHCP and Anthony Kiedis is so hot and i hate all you fuckers who diss them but shot all the people who like them!!

-- Brooke Hardy, Saturday, June 14, 2003 3:20 AM (4 years ago)

I always loved John's reaction to same:

you guys are missing the terrible yet hilarious dilemma or this persons position: she hates all of the fuckers who diss the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but such fuckers are the only people left, since she has shot and killed ever last person who liked them

this is the single most triumphantly cynical act I have ever heard recounted and my hat is off to Brooke

-- J0hn D., Saturday, June 14, 2003 2:45 PM (4 years ago)

I am giggling at my desk, especially since I can't figure out what she was even trying to say.

"Shout"?

Oh yeah, maybe? "Shout-out to"?

Anyway, I think the past tense makes it even funnier: she doesn't just threaten to shoot all the people who like RHCP, she has already done it! No wonder I don't know any fans of theirs.

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR YEARS, THANK YOU NED

Wasn't there a thread about someone who had reesewithersp✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ and printed some of his inbox letters?

THE MYSTERIOUS AND OCCASIONALLY FUNNY SAGA OF REESEWITHERSPOON AT HOTMAIL DOT COM

How about the thread of Diana's last words?

Or the thread about eating ice cream cones in public?

"Injured Diana spoke after Paris crash, witness says"

i know the orig "fuck washing a hat" was lecoq (or maybe ramosi) posting something from another board... maybe on the very first excelsior thread? i'll be damned if i can get it to turn up, tho.

Author Topic: Cleaning hats?

posted April 25, 2004 03:06 PM
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I need a way to clean a fitted without fucking it up.

posted April 25, 2004 03:11 PM
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Wet rag & Oxy Clean shit's good as new. Cold water tho.

posted April 25, 2004 03:57 PM
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yo i put a flexfit kangol through the dishwasher with one of those platic hat cages and the shit never was the same

dont be a cheap ass, just buy a new fucking hat and have more than one favorite hat, you got to switch your style up, that way you always looking fresh

fuck washing a hat

LC on Tuesday, 27 April 2004 10:02 (2 years ago)

Link here.

All too appropriate given a few posts back, BTW:

ned is david koresh and ilx is his waco.
-- stockholm cindy (disco_frie...), May 4th, 2004.

Who's Janet Reno?

Socially Acceptable Street Foods

I think there was an ILM thread from not tooo long ago about songs that have lots of "Oh"s in them. Some for to help pls?

Please help me find: A thread including the words "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude".

Not this thread: mongrels et al (sheepfuxors welcome)

Nor this thread: FYI:

Those threads are impostors lacking the true majesty of the original "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude" thread.

-- The Reverend, Friday, March 7, 2008 1:20 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

Was there a thread with a picture that was captioned something like "C'mon you guys, trade me some fucking clay" and along with a comment about a blow job? If so, what was the exact wording?

dang this thread is a good idea, i will use it regularly imo~

Where's the "Graham tries to get his fuck on in the library" thread?

was it deleted maybe? let me just warn that searching through the threads started by graham is very bad for one's mental health

It's highly likely. It's a shame because that may be the funniest thread in ILX history, like Loujag condensed, four years earlier.

I'm pretty sure the graham ogling a girl at the library is still extant. Probably been revived at least once by gershy.

searching through the threads started by graham is very bad for one's mental health

Indeed. It's pretty grim reading, most of it.

Take your meta beefing to the appropriate forum, Pash.

Yes, yes, very good.

This is what I was thinking of:

How can I get the cute girl sitting a couple tables away from me in the library to make eye contact?

...which doesn't appear to be the same thread.

If I'm right, halfway through Graham just posts "Oh dear"

lol

The thread where nabisco posts commentaries on the covers of a bunch of boxes of Kashi Good Friends cereal.

Please?

I have dim memories of a thread that was tagteam hijacked by two people alternately posting images of clowns and porn. Can't find it as the thread title was unrelated, and I'm sure half the image links are dead now, but still, that was a real 'gosh the internet really is changing the way people communicate' moment for me

1980s sci fi movie poll???

I'm not sure there's been one

well shit, someone should make one!

I have dim memories of a thread that was tagteam hijacked by two people alternately posting images of clowns and porn. Can't find it as the thread title was unrelated, and I'm sure half the image links are dead now, but still, that was a real 'gosh the internet really is changing the way people communicate' moment for me

-- Milton Parker, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 00:16 (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I forget which one it was, but it was one of c-mans. It might have been deleted, a lot of them were. There was another similar one where Nicole and Ally crapflooded it with pictures of Geri Haliwell.

dmr told me something about some image that someone keeps posting whenever MILK and BEER are mentioned in the same post

Did you mean for the OP to be ironic, Jon?

I can only find one thread about Soft Circle but apparently there is three, does someone know how to find the other two??

parker posey holding scots painting of herself plz ware is it!

De Subj. thread about rap music

waht?

lol i finded it

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1155/751884298_65d0414cb8_o.jpg

where is the thread where jeff/dean posted all ILXors as different incarnations of stephen malkmus?

i'll ask again: the photo of the persian kitten who got into chocolate? Serious lolllers

So apparently Parker Posey is frequently seen in a particularly place that I am frequently near: I am totally printing out a large version of the portrait-holding picture and keeping it in my bag, so if I ever see her I can get a picture of her holding a picture of her holding a portrait of her.

hero^^^!!!

the Underworld video where someone asked "is that kenan"