"Injured Diana spoke after Paris crash, witness says"

"Duran ... Duran ... forever"

"jarvikjarvikjarvikjarvik"

"Don't worry about my tail, it will grow back."

"We want hen fap."

"It was..."

"place my resulting paste between two intact princesses"

^wins

Disappointing:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/7061967.stm

Wow Stan why didn't you just lock my thread :)

oops :-(

and

"oops :-("

"Harry, tell daddy and Charles I love them"

"earn...this"

"try ... Glasgow ... more"

"Please, mother, you pick me up now. Please, you know me. No. Don't you scare me. My friends and I think I do a better job. Police are looking for you allover. Be instrumental in letting us know. They are English-men and they are a type I don't know who is best, they or us. Oh, sir, get the doll a roofing. You can play jacks and girls do that with a soft ball and do tricks with it. I take all events into consideration. No. No. And it is no. It is confused and its says no. A boy has never wept nor dashed a thousand kim. Did you hear me?"

"...lock...thread..."

Princess Diana repeated the words "Oh my God" as she lay hurt in car wreckage while photographers took pictures, a witness has told her inquest.

are the bbc implying that they were dogging in that tunnel?

dogging in that tunnel?

Euphemism?

"I've got my finger on the trigger
Love is in control
I've got my finger on the trigger
I aint lettin go"

"Christ, I've left the iron on"

"10 years from now they'll fill the basement of my house with giant photos of me and put mystery glitter balls on 12 foot poles all through my garden, and the common folk will walk through wondering what the fuck these balls are supposed to mean"

"oh, dodipaws"

"ban... louis... jaggaaaaah"

"Should have worn the bloody seat belt like Trevor"

this morning, the spurs board have confirmed that they have sacked martin jol, in accordance with the last wishes of diana, princess of hearts.

Rosebud...

"Start the reactor. Free... Mars... "

"He's only marryin me because I'm PREGNANT!!!"

"tell elton john i want a percentage of the sales."

Tell Harry his... his real father is... is... *cough* *gurgle*

"Why have we stopped?"

"Whatever my butler says is true. Just tell him to find a bloody boyfriend already."

"One is hurting."

gff still wins

"One is hurting."

"Eyetch! Theirt relly haaarts, ya"

gff still wins

grumble grumble royalties grumble acknowledgement grumble grumble

You're definitely getting royalties as long as you spread their resulting paste between two intact royalties.

From the beeb:

A witness who saw a white Fiat Uno coming out of the tunnel in Paris where Princess Diana died thought its driver was drunk, an inquest has heard.
...
Mr Dauzonne said the car he saw was in bad condition with a loud exhaust, and there was a large dog in the back seat wearing a red bandana.

wtf

"Tell Charles... to see. Tell him to see. And tell Harry to swing away."

and there was a large dog in the back seat wearing a red bandana.

Camilla?

ruh-roh!

Mr Dauzonne said the car he saw was in bad condition with a loud exhaust, and there was a large dog in the back seat wearing a red bandana.

I know some French hate Arabs, but this a bit too much!

"Injured Diana spoke after Paris crash, witness says"

this is still one of the funniest things ever written on this messageboard

Cannot wait to see Kristin Stewart say "place my resulting paste between two intact princesses"

https://deadline.com/2020/06/kristen-stewart-princess-diana-pablo-larrain-film-spencer-diana-rejects-fairy-tale-ending-1202961395/

Ok, thank you so much for reviving this, because now I know about "resulting paste". I had recently been trying to look up the origins of "resultant paste" but the search results didn't go back far enough. It should be properly credited that "resultant" was an estela variation.

Upon reflection, I should have just searched "between two intact".

Great revive

Oh she's alive again?

ffs

xp

Can always count on you :D

;)

No great revive shall remain un-ffs'ed while I'm around.