The Locking of the Avril Thread

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it was in the interests of hilarity.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

richard isn't there a thread elsewhere in need of some commas?

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

< /old jess>

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

interesting.

― RJG (RJG), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

it was in the interests of hilarity

QED I am kinda slow

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:15 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU GUYS HAVE THE LOWER CASE MARKET CORNERED.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

I say he seemed to be taking it pretty well

I idly note that it is his strategy to seem like this at times.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

AVRIL WAS ADORABLE IN RED EYELINER ON SNL DAMN YOU DAMN YOU DAMN YOU.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:17 (twenty-one years ago)

This thread has been mocked by a Nederator.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread title should be made into a big budget action thriller with sean connery sean bean and sean carruthers

― ..., Friday, 18 June 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

SEANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:18 (twenty-one years ago)

and Ralph Macchio, he needs the work.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:19 (twenty-one years ago)

pope dan wants to recover the cross of st avril

― ..., Friday, 18 June 2004 02:20 (twenty-one years ago)

RALPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

COUSIN LARRY!!!!!!!

http://www.bronsonpinchot.20m.com/images/psgrp_bl.jpg

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:21 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh my god.

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

http://members.ee.net/jtc/balloon.jpg

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

this thread title should be made into a big budget action thriller with sean connery sean bean and sean carruthers

right the H.M.S. Avril Thread is like a luxury liner only Captain Waddell is insane and is steering it toward a terrible vortex which will transport everybody to a Stone Roses concert and everybody on board is, like, me, an' shit, and so we all really hate the Stone Roses except for "Fool's Gold" which is obviously genius, but we know from the closed-circuit that they already done played that one and sure an' nobody wants to hear anything else by those guys so we're all storming the captain's cabin, and we can hear the second-tier britpop bands blaring through his boombox and it's makin' us crazy, but somehow we get in, but the shit-waves from the bad music cause the gears to gum shut and now we're gonna see the Stone Roses whether we like it or not, omg The Locking of the Avril Thread coming this summer to a wall in a hangar someplace during an acidhouse rave near you

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

Now sing that to "Sloop John B" -- or "Sloop John D" if you like.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:23 (twenty-one years ago)

RALPHIE

http://content.clearchannel.com/Photos/male_celebrities/joe_pantoliano_HBO.jpg

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:25 (twenty-one years ago)

You're right, sundar.

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl1.jpg http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl2.jpg
http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl3.jpg http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl4.jpg

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:26 (twenty-one years ago)

What the hell's that thing?

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:27 (twenty-one years ago)

A dress.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

oh my God you guys have problems, she is so completely ugly and not in an "I don't like popular people" indie-kneejerk way but in a "she looks like a very ugly rodent, meaning no disrespect to my friends in the rodent population" way

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Calum: "I liked the part with the explosions and the bits where the man's head got blowed off. I didn't understand the bits with the talking. "The Locking of the Avril Thread" (18) gets a CRW Three Star
Rekommendasun! Take a cushion."

― ..., Friday, 18 June 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

No way! She looks mynxy.

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

my friends in the rodent population

Elaborate.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Come on, man. She's not hideous in the above shots. The top-left airbrushed one makes her look damn fine, IMO. (Obviously the reality differs somewhat)

(xxpost)

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:29 (twenty-one years ago)

that's the only one where she doesn't look good, dude

― gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

She's no Katie Holmes-in-red-eyeliner, that's for damn sure.

But the new "I'm not giving it up, no way" song is almost perfect.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:32 (twenty-one years ago)

but as Edina says..."she's THIN"!
Anyone thin is by default not ugly in today's world.

― Orbit (Orbit), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

I think it's one of those deals with me where once something's looked one way, all future representations are gonna look like they're trying to cover up the REALITY, man - the top-left one is painted-over in the grand SNL tradition, but in the one just right of that you can see that she's got, like, ten cubic feet of head but only six cubic feet of face, and most of that's concentrated along the appallingly scrunched-up eye-nose axis. Just like an Egyptian spiny mouse. And I do love Egyptian spiny mice, but only as friends.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Anyone thin is by default not ugly in today's world.

*chokes*

― are 'friends' electricsound? (electricsound), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Avril has sexdemon eyes

― ..., Friday, 18 June 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

You're whacked out, bro.

(xxpost)

― Andrew (enneff), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:34 (twenty-one years ago)

http://nf.wh3rd.net/files/ilx/avrilsnl3.jpg
looks like a scene from a Carrie sequel

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

A dress.

I meant the thing in the dress. Why's it holding a guitar?

― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www-personal.umich.edu/~egonw/Mouse.House.JPEG

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I'd hit it.

― Broheems (diamond), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:36 (twenty-one years ago)

haha bitter much, John?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

what are you on about Sundar, my wife is like way hotter than Avril

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.stereogum.com/img/avrilmakeup.jpg

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

unless you mean about not being able to have Egyptian spiny mice as pets since we got two cats, yeah, I'm kinda pissed about that

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:39 (twenty-one years ago)

looks like a scene from a Carrie sequel

yes but that was the point of "carrie", right?? it is only at the end of the movie when she is soaked in sweet, sweet blood, doing her wet t-shirt bit and fucking shit up telekinetically that she finally becomes sexy and womanly in opposition to her neuterizing mother and insecur-izing classmates.

milo's picture makes her look awful but i like the pink print metallica shirt.

― vahid (vahid), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:40 (twenty-one years ago)

when she visited Mt. Rushmore one of the workers tried taking a chisel to her face but fortunately you can't really tell

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Hrm someone should find the pictures of Avril without mascara again :)

― svend (svend), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/images/video/film/poadvd/kh_61.JPG

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Leee you shameless criminal.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:57 (twenty-one years ago)

Hmm, maybe I should pick up some red eyeliner.

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 June 2004 02:59 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey, blame milo!

http://www.katieholmespictures.com/pictures/caps/mpoa/kh_5.jpg

― Leeefuse 73 (Leee), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:04 (twenty-one years ago)

Should I be seeing something other than Media Blvd logos?

― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 18 June 2004 03:09 (twenty-one years ago)

Skipping 692 messages at this point... Click here if you want to load them all.

(fuck washing a racoon etc)

― Daniel_Rf (Daniel_Rf), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:24 (twenty-one years ago)

binaries of necessity privilege one element.
this is why we should reject them

J0hn, your position here is absurd
He who doesn't use binaries doesn't use words!

The difference between our positions is, dontchaknow
Mine is pragmatic, yours braggadocio

I reject binaries after I've ridden 'em
You use them daily, but then -- whoops -- you've hidden 'em!

― Momus (Momus), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:28 (twenty-one years ago)

Momus, could it be your antics
Owe something to Tibetan tantrics?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 10:57 (twenty-one years ago)

seriously someone say BLURILLAZ or post the picture of gareth staring at the phone or something and we can lock this bitch

the picture of gareth i wish i had,
here's the next best thing instead

http://us.f2.yahoofs.com/users/eb5f5b5_m40c466cd/bc/8cf0/__sr_/140f.jpg?phKht1ABPIz6nA8g

ken in new york as he pretends
to be gareth who would stand

on the road with pint in hand
with phone he can't comprehend

― ken c (ken c), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:29 (twenty-one years ago)

M, I don't claim
not to use them myself:

I only assert
that your "use then discard" claim

is hogwash:
which it is.

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:35 (twenty-one years ago)

("why we should reject them":
well, we should! that we don't or can't as of yet

oughtn't reduce us
to models of partisanship

like your good
self.)

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:37 (twenty-one years ago)

(as a final aside before we return
to the question you successfully derailed

us from, namely, your inexplicable
defense of Vice and its open,

demonstrated, asked-and-answered
racism:

"I use them and discard them" makes me wonder
if it's cool with you

for a person to vote Bush
as long as she isn't registered Republican.)

― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Is riding and rejecting binaries
Dualism - in nondual finery?

The reason being, if I say
I discard my theories every day
Could this harden into another lie
More dogma with which to live life by?

Its seems through words it can't be settled
Can a theory grasp the nettle?

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.cyberarium.com/images/misc6199/mkglove.jpg
http://www.cyberarium.com/images/misc6199/cncious.jpg
http://www.cyberarium.com/images/misc6199/maddctr.jpg

― Jon Williams!!!!! (ROFFLE!@!@!@) (ex machina), Monday, 21 June 2004 11:55 (twenty-one years ago)

Wow. This is sure a lot more interesting than when threads get locked at the evangelical christian message board I used to hang out at!

― Kevin Erickson, Wednesday, 30 June 2004 10:48 (twenty-one years ago)

seven months pass...

I still want that lasergator!

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 31 January 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

one year passes...

I forget, what did the raccoon have to do with anything?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:45 (nineteen years ago)

let's talk more about the 'mods on salary' concept.

― Konal Doddz (blueski), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:52 (nineteen years ago)

http://a123.g.akamai.net/f/123/12465/1d/media.canada.com/gallery/avrilwedding/avrilwedding01.jpg?size=l

Kinda moot now, innit

― Jimmy Mod's Champion Erotic Fantasy Team 2006 (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Monday, 25 September 2006 16:57 (nineteen years ago)

the deep poetry battle between darnlelle and momus would be awesome if they were both actually famous.

― jhoshea (scoopsnoodle), Monday, 25 September 2006 17:33 (nineteen years ago)

one year passes...

http://blog.oregonlive.com/steveduin/2007/07/large_scan0001.jpg

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)

I am looking for the original Avril thread. I can't even remember what it was about! ...Avril?

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

If you met Avril Lavigne at a party and she was well drunk would you lie to her about her music in the hope of copping a feel?

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 24 November 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

Snap! I never thought that one would be it.

― roxymuzak, Saturday, 24 November 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

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