This is the thread where we ask people to dig up things on ILX we can't find

Can anyone find the thread about kids talking like adults?

COukd someone find the thread where a guy talks about how his anxiety attacks are exacerbated or perhaps caused by smoking weed?

the arby's or whatever logo that looks like this emoticon -> ;_;

For years, I thought that ARby's cowboy hat was a nose:

http://broadcast.epcg.net/img/arbysvip/arbys_hat_sm.jpg

The nostril is under the "A."

hardee's

http://scoopsnoodle.com/lix/hardees.gif

Carl's Junior!

aka CARJU

http://www.csulb.edu/divisions/students2/usu/food_vendors/carls_jr/images/Carls_jr.jpg

western bacon cheeseburger come to me!

i was like a crying hardees logo i have no memory of that but it sounds like something i wouldve made - let me check if its somewhere on my website - oh there it is

jhøshea, when are we going to get beers

Something like a year ago there was a picture thread with (lol) jesus images in it. Can't remember the title. Anyone, please?

Worst of the web: Crappysavior.jpg edition. (a picture thread)

does anyone know where the thread by some mysterious poster where each post was two jpegs of famous people up side by side where they're in the exact same position or making the same facial expression or wearing similar clothes?

incredible stuff, iirc.

-- gr8080, Monday, January 7, 2008 2:47 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

not this then? Separated at birth and/or secret double life SHOCKER!!!

-- gabbneb, Sunday, January 20, 2008 1:26 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

no. the one i'm thinking of was all done by one poster.

guys where is old man posing with dog

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, January 20, 2008 10:11 AM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

http://www.hearingdogs.org.uk/assets/images/remembering/humphry_and_ted.jpg

lol

Thanks Svend!

Please help me find: A thread including the words "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude".

Not this thread: mongrels et al (sheepfuxors welcome)

Nor this thread: FYI:

Those threads are impostors lacking the true majesty of the original "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude" thread.

I have been looking for the badly disfigured soldier/dog/broccoli pic.

Does anyone remember either:

a) the name of the ILM thread where a rogue typo in either a reposted comment from someone else or a delurker's incoherent post led to him writing something about hating people who disliked a certain band but shooting people who loved that band?

b) the exact wording of the post in question?

I think it was relation to RHCP or Smashing Pumpkins, but I can't remember which.

does anyone know where the thread by some mysterious poster where each post was two jpegs of famous people up side by side where they're in the exact same position or making the same facial expression or wearing similar clothes?

incredible stuff, iirc.

-- gr8080, Monday, January 7, 2008 2:47 PM (1 month ago) Bookmark Link

Wasn't that on De Subjectivism? I think I remember it being linked from an old excelsior thread (good luck with that :) )

De Subjectivisten, even.

I think it was relation to RHCP or Smashing Pumpkins, but I can't remember which.

RHCP. Hold on here...

It's something like "hate all those who diss them, but shot all those who like them" -- and it's definitely RHCP.

Yes! Found it:

Does anyone really like the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

I love the RHCP and Anthony Kiedis is so hot and i hate all you fuckers who diss them but shot all the people who like them!!

-- Brooke Hardy, Saturday, June 14, 2003 3:20 AM (4 years ago)

I always loved John's reaction to same:

you guys are missing the terrible yet hilarious dilemma or this persons position: she hates all of the fuckers who diss the Red Hot Chili Peppers, but such fuckers are the only people left, since she has shot and killed ever last person who liked them

this is the single most triumphantly cynical act I have ever heard recounted and my hat is off to Brooke

-- J0hn D., Saturday, June 14, 2003 2:45 PM (4 years ago)

I am giggling at my desk, especially since I can't figure out what she was even trying to say.

"Shout"?

Oh yeah, maybe? "Shout-out to"?

Anyway, I think the past tense makes it even funnier: she doesn't just threaten to shoot all the people who like RHCP, she has already done it! No wonder I don't know any fans of theirs.

I HAVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR YEARS, THANK YOU NED

Wasn't there a thread about someone who had reesewithersp✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ and printed some of his inbox letters?

THE MYSTERIOUS AND OCCASIONALLY FUNNY SAGA OF REESEWITHERSPOON AT HOTMAIL DOT COM

How about the thread of Diana's last words?

Or the thread about eating ice cream cones in public?

"Injured Diana spoke after Paris crash, witness says"

i know the orig "fuck washing a hat" was lecoq (or maybe ramosi) posting something from another board... maybe on the very first excelsior thread? i'll be damned if i can get it to turn up, tho.

Author Topic: Cleaning hats?

posted April 25, 2004 03:06 PM
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I need a way to clean a fitted without fucking it up.

posted April 25, 2004 03:11 PM
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Wet rag & Oxy Clean shit's good as new. Cold water tho.

posted April 25, 2004 03:57 PM
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yo i put a flexfit kangol through the dishwasher with one of those platic hat cages and the shit never was the same

dont be a cheap ass, just buy a new fucking hat and have more than one favorite hat, you got to switch your style up, that way you always looking fresh

fuck washing a hat

LC on Tuesday, 27 April 2004 10:02 (2 years ago)

Link here.

All too appropriate given a few posts back, BTW:

ned is david koresh and ilx is his waco.
-- stockholm cindy (disco_frie...), May 4th, 2004.

Who's Janet Reno?

Socially Acceptable Street Foods

I think there was an ILM thread from not tooo long ago about songs that have lots of "Oh"s in them. Some for to help pls?

Please help me find: A thread including the words "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude".

Not this thread: mongrels et al (sheepfuxors welcome)

Nor this thread: FYI:

Those threads are impostors lacking the true majesty of the original "you deserve a fench fry in yr pancreas dude" thread.

-- The Reverend, Friday, March 7, 2008 1:20 AM (5 days ago) Bookmark Link

Was there a thread with a picture that was captioned something like "C'mon you guys, trade me some fucking clay" and along with a comment about a blow job? If so, what was the exact wording?

dang this thread is a good idea, i will use it regularly imo~

Where's the "Graham tries to get his fuck on in the library" thread?

was it deleted maybe? let me just warn that searching through the threads started by graham is very bad for one's mental health

It's highly likely. It's a shame because that may be the funniest thread in ILX history, like Loujag condensed, four years earlier.