rolling FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS thread

Ha well I did then post a link back to whitewhine on their fb profile. I thought he'd take it 'the right way'.

The offending image, for posterity
https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-qVVw_VJrOZw/TcaV53JrKiI/AAAAAAAAABE/9_ViUfrAo-c/s500/whitewhine.JPG

(he pays for his cleaner from his trust fund)

what a cad

i feel like i have seen that before? did you post it here or did i actually see it on white whine?

Must have been on white whine. It was on a couple months back. The guy threw a hissy fit in the comments, then the whole thing vanished.

whizer soze

What a dickweed. I've never had a maid, but of my friends who did when I was growing up, I remember that they had to have the place somewhat tidy for her to do her job. I think Tom might misunderstand.

i just wipe my arm over the table and let all the plates and glasses clatter to the floor and scream "FINISHED!"

― i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, April 18, 2011 10:00 PM

i poop out the food i just ate and then hand it to the waiter and say "were even"

― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, April 18, 2011 10:02 PM

XD

- all of kelly clarkson's albums are on spotify, except for my december

hey that IS bullshit

What a dickweed. I've never had a maid, but of my friends who did when I was growing up, I remember that they had to have the place somewhat tidy for her to do her job. I think Tom might misunderstand.

Actually, there are some maid agencies that will do hoarder/extreme messiness cleanup work. The agency I worked for had to call in some of them for new dementia clients.

re the new malkmus record

there was an ad for the this in spotify telling me to listen to it so i clicked on it and it wasn't available for me to play

― markers, Friday, August 19, 2011 1:10 AM

ordering glasses online so i went to my optometrist to get my prescription, but i didn't have him measure the distance b/w my pupils, so i have to do that manually, or i have to go back

protip: i just walked into a lens crafters (no appt, already had my script from a diff doctor) and they did it for me. no cost, no hassle. then i ordered online :)

protip: don't do this These Eye(glasse)s

Thread to Lists Artists Who You Hate Because of Spotify ads

my TV broke, so now i have no way of accessing my DVR to prevent it from recording Glee tonight

A friend of mine was recently laid off from a medicinal marijuana farm and paid a severance of $5000 in weed.

but what was the street value?

i bet people get paid in drugs more often in the third world tbh

I can't remember, are the stores higher than street value or vice versa?

my TV broke, so now i have no way of accessing my DVR to prevent it from recording Glee tonight

Can't you do this online somehow?

i don't think i have the special kind that you can control from your phone or w/e. anyway an update to my story: my uncle fixed the TV and my sister said "oh let's just watch Glee, it's already recorded." :(

xpost The street value was so shitty - which is why she was laid off - that I believe she and her friends just eventually smoked it all. From my understanding, marijuana is practically valueless on the west coast.

Charity muggers can take the enjoyment out of giving

otm, those people are vile

- forgot to do my fantasy team again ffs
- have to cram in arsenal vs chelsea AND a steak lunch before making it to a comedy gig in galway at five

Internet has been up and down all weekend, mostly down today, but it's because the cable co is rolling out a big speed increase, from 10MB downstream to 25MB.

• have had Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger" stuck in my head for three days

e-40 is releasing three new albums on the same day, i'm going to have to make a lot of choices about what else to delete from my ipod to fit them all on it at once

Visiting with friends in South West England last weekend, and the sustained dry weather there means that a hosepipe ban in gardens is imminent. My chum Carl professed concern that he might not get time to jetwash the patio before this was enforced.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ12Ry-hD6I

http://i.imgur.com/uos5I.png

The "atrium" of Lincoln Center is another building entirely! What is that shit?!

― camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, July 28, 2012 12:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol yep

:D

I woulda gone with the mozart line but what do I know

i wish my iphone 3GS would fucking break already so I can get one of the newer ones with 64GB of storage

https://twitter.com/ebertchicago/status/244982314579410944

ha

Putting together some music for my wedding reception and having to come to terms with saving some time by using some old 192kpbs rips instead of re-repping my CDs at 320.

Ebert should've known that Brainless Hulu would have some design flaws

This is the point in list making that I hate, where suddenly impossible choices have to made. Deciding to leave Ariel Pink out of my top ten was hard enough, now I'm figuring out whether lightning bolt, Oneida, Dial, or Meek Mill gets the shaft on my albums list

― Raymond Cummings, Tuesday, December 4, 2012 5:55 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4nW4jGmCgO8/T1FHOY2BbiI/AAAAAAAAABc/Arx9Gcfyp7c/s1600/images.jpg

you heard that same voice in your head whiney, don't front

given a choice of ads; clicked on the mcdonalds ad b/c i wanted to look at hamburgers; ad was for healthy smoothies

gross

clicked on a link, thought it was an article, it was really a podcast

One month, a group of annoying moms from a mom group sent a shitload of group texts in the first week of the month

― i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Saturday, July 6, 2013 9:20 PM