What, was i going to be alone with my thoughts?!
I think he's found an argument we're not gonna beat
― iatee, Friday, 12 August 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/GT9M1.gif
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 12 August 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link
i blew out my speakers years ago when i maxed the volume when Hollaback Girl came on the radio
― https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Thursday, August 11, 2011 6:01 PM (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
uhmazing
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Friday, 12 August 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link
Has anyone referred that tweet to white whine yet?
― tehresa, Saturday, 13 August 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
Last time I submitted something to whitewhine, the person whose fb profile it was threatened to sue me and the site for 'breach of copyright' and actually got the post taken down. Amazing.
― oppet, Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link
^^^ first world problem
― (markers) (markers) (markers) (markers) (markers), Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:03 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah I felt like I was trapped in a recursive first world problem with no escape. Probably got over it by eating some cheesecake or something.
― oppet, Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
how did they know it was you
― ( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:06 (twelve years ago) link
Ha well I did then post a link back to whitewhine on their fb profile. I thought he'd take it 'the right way'.
The offending image, for posterityhttps://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-qVVw_VJrOZw/TcaV53JrKiI/AAAAAAAAABE/9_ViUfrAo-c/s500/whitewhine.JPG
― oppet, Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link
(he pays for his cleaner from his trust fund)
― oppet, Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link
what a cad
― shining like national dog shit (Neanderthal), Saturday, 13 August 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link
i feel like i have seen that before? did you post it here or did i actually see it on white whine?
― tehresa, Saturday, 13 August 2011 03:48 (twelve years ago) link
Must have been on white whine. It was on a couple months back. The guy threw a hissy fit in the comments, then the whole thing vanished.
― oppet, Saturday, 13 August 2011 08:01 (twelve years ago) link
whizer soze
― 10/11 of a dead jesus (darraghmac), Saturday, 13 August 2011 08:11 (twelve years ago) link
What a dickweed. I've never had a maid, but of my friends who did when I was growing up, I remember that they had to have the place somewhat tidy for her to do her job. I think Tom might misunderstand.
― kkvgz, Saturday, 13 August 2011 09:56 (twelve years ago) link
i just wipe my arm over the table and let all the plates and glasses clatter to the floor and scream "FINISHED!"
― i put that on my sub (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, April 18, 2011 10:00 PM
i poop out the food i just ate and then hand it to the waiter and say "were even"
― ban drake (the rapper) (max), Monday, April 18, 2011 10:02 PM
― ☝ (am0n), Saturday, 13 August 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link
XD
― tine nic (k3vin k.), Saturday, 13 August 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link
- all of kelly clarkson's albums are on spotify, except for my december
― (markers) (markers) (markers) (markers) (markers), Sunday, 14 August 2011 04:14 (twelve years ago) link
hey that IS bullshit
― sea jasper, a meteor, rose quartz and quartz (reddening), Sunday, 14 August 2011 08:57 (twelve years ago) link
Actually, there are some maid agencies that will do hoarder/extreme messiness cleanup work. The agency I worked for had to call in some of them for new dementia clients.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Monday, 15 August 2011 00:51 (twelve years ago) link
re the new malkmus record
there was an ad for the this in spotify telling me to listen to it so i clicked on it and it wasn't available for me to play― markers, Friday, August 19, 2011 1:10 AM
― markers, Friday, August 19, 2011 1:10 AM
― markers, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 02:28 (twelve years ago) link
ordering glasses online so i went to my optometrist to get my prescription, but i didn't have him measure the distance b/w my pupils, so i have to do that manually, or i have to go back
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 27 August 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
protip: i just walked into a lens crafters (no appt, already had my script from a diff doctor) and they did it for me. no cost, no hassle. then i ordered online :)
― tehresa, Monday, 29 August 2011 14:58 (twelve years ago) link
protip: don't do this These Eye(glasse)s
― caek, Monday, 29 August 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link
Thread to Lists Artists Who You Hate Because of Spotify ads
― rolling in the derp (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 10 September 2011 02:53 (twelve years ago) link
my TV broke, so now i have no way of accessing my DVR to prevent it from recording Glee tonight
― toy and candy planet (reddening), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link
A friend of mine was recently laid off from a medicinal marijuana farm and paid a severance of $5000 in weed.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 02:16 (twelve years ago) link
but what was the street value?
― remy bean, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 02:42 (twelve years ago) link
i bet people get paid in drugs more often in the third world tbh
― some dude, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link
I can't remember, are the stores higher than street value or vice versa?
― so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 02:46 (twelve years ago) link
my TV broke, so now i have no way of accessing my DVR to prevent it from recording Glee tonightCan't you do this online somehow?
― Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link
i don't think i have the special kind that you can control from your phone or w/e. anyway an update to my story: my uncle fixed the TV and my sister said "oh let's just watch Glee, it's already recorded." :(
― FLAWLESS STANCE, ATHLETIC BEAST, WINNER'S POSTURE (reddening), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
xpost The street value was so shitty - which is why she was laid off - that I believe she and her friends just eventually smoked it all. From my understanding, marijuana is practically valueless on the west coast.
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
Charity muggers can take the enjoyment out of giving
― jabba hands, Saturday, 29 October 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link
otm, those people are vile
― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 29 October 2011 10:19 (twelve years ago) link
- forgot to do my fantasy team again ffs- have to cram in arsenal vs chelsea AND a steak lunch before making it to a comedy gig in galway at five
― interim dn (darraghmac), Saturday, 29 October 2011 11:27 (twelve years ago) link
Internet has been up and down all weekend, mostly down today, but it's because the cable co is rolling out a big speed increase, from 10MB downstream to 25MB.
― Rotary Boy of the Month (WmC), Monday, 30 January 2012 20:27 (twelve years ago) link
― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 21:15 (twelve years ago) link
e-40 is releasing three new albums on the same day, i'm going to have to make a lot of choices about what else to delete from my ipod to fit them all on it at once
― j., Thursday, 22 March 2012 07:14 (twelve years ago) link
Visiting with friends in South West England last weekend, and the sustained dry weather there means that a hosepipe ban in gardens is imminent. My chum Carl professed concern that he might not get time to jetwash the patio before this was enforced.
― that mustardless plate (Bill A), Thursday, 22 March 2012 09:32 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZ12Ry-hD6I
― "in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 April 2012 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/uos5I.png
― ♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 7 June 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link
The "atrium" of Lincoln Center is another building entirely! What is that shit?!
― camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, July 28, 2012 12:12 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:14 (eleven years ago) link
lol yep
― camp lo magellan (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
:D
― funny-skrillex-bee_132455836669.gif (s1ocki), Saturday, 28 July 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link
I woulda gone with the mozart line but what do I know
― I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 July 2012 17:51 (eleven years ago) link
i wish my iphone 3GS would fucking break already so I can get one of the newer ones with 64GB of storage
― centibutt hz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 9 September 2012 15:53 (eleven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ebertchicago/status/244982314579410944
― centibutt hz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 10 September 2012 02:21 (eleven years ago) link
ha
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 10 September 2012 02:23 (eleven years ago) link
Putting together some music for my wedding reception and having to come to terms with saving some time by using some old 192kpbs rips instead of re-repping my CDs at 320.
― centibutt hz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 16 September 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link