dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine

there we go.

i once ate a piece of foie gras wrapped in cotton candy and I feel like that belongs in here

are you sure it was cotton candy

man next time you go to wd-40 bring me too okay

that was from an L.A. joint but wd-40 is amazin btw

i'd totally eat the fuck outta yams casino too

nothing else on this thread dares such lofty heights as the nerds encrusted salmon.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 6:39 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

still the truth

i am pretty sure i have all the ingredients to make yams casino.

if someone makes a dr. strong recipe a reality...the internet will have served a purpose for me finally.

these are really dr. strongo gone wrong, aren't they?

worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

i mean, if you went to guy fieri's restaurant and there was "black bean and chinese noodles salsa", would you even bat an eye? prob not

guy is definitely dr. strongo philosophy put to evil

i am positive that nerd-encrusted salmon is very doable. i have zero culinary skills, though.

http://hotsaucedaily.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2011/06/Guy-Fieri-Salsa-Hi-Res-1024.png

dying @ DA $PICE IS RIGHT

otm

hahaha god it really is a dollar sign isnt it? i had to squint at the screen.

let it be noted that "the price is right" doesn't even make a dumb dollar sign pun

http://media.mlive.com/grpress/entertainment_impact/photo/price-is-rightjpg-5611c7b9d49f7777_large.jpg

would like to drop guy into a giant version of plinko and watch him bounce around

or maybe that one with the mountain climber who falls off the cliff

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ytCEuuW2_A

Thanks, more material for the ongoing Fieri horribleness email exchange I have with a friend!

can't lie, i would love to have fieri's career if i could invest, retire in ten years, start dressing normally again, and drop out of public life forever.

and get really good health insurance for the eventual heart issues.

i think he's great on TV, as a chef... not so much

altho if i'm ever in cali i would totally go to a guy fieri restaurant just to... experience it

come to think of it, there's NO WAY he doesn't have a restaurant in orlando

dude signs his name with an exclamation point

he looks like some kinda massive toad from the island of dr. moreau, if someone gave that toad a bowling shirt and frosted blonde highlights, and chicks still throw their panties at him while he's onstage. i'd probably be signing my name with an exclamation point too.

anyway to get back on track

boiled chicken and jimson weed cakes

Scrapple in an absinthe reduction

it's yams casino night.

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/253339_10150259831656589_506836588_7809772_8119503_n.jpg

dr. strongo's heart is filled with gladness.

omg that looks so good

they are not bad!

would nomevo

bobbleheads resembling Fieri that were originally destined for a Petco giveaway were later repurposed to resemble Shaggy 2 Dope and sold at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos, 

That concept was "Ballpark Food With Balls," an idea based around fried seafood and an assortment of "flavor-kickin' dippin-aises,"

bobbleheads resembling Fieri that were originally destined for a Petco giveaway were later repurposed to resemble Shaggy 2 Dope and sold at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos

are you there god? it's me, strongo. please let this be true.

http://www.theawl.com/2011/07/snacking-about-baseball-foodstuffs-of-the-major-league-parks

Fieri’s concession stands—the full name was “Guy Fieri’s Ballpark Food With Balls By Guy Fieri”—were open for only a few months, and I never got to taste the food. As a condition of Fieri’s departure, several drums of Tex Wasabi Kickin’ Dippin-aise, Do U BBQ Dippin-aise and Rockin’ Horse-Ranch Dippin-aise were destroyed, and 5,000 Fieri bobbleheads, initially part of a planned fan giveaway, were sent back to the manufacturer, where they were reportedly altered slightly and sold as Shaggy 2 Dope bobbleheads at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos.

strongly considering 'flavor-kickin' dippin-aises' for a new dn

Guy was partying with Jon Gosselin, Chris Kirkpatrick from NSYNC and Representative (Brian) Bilbray. They were all behind the counter and I guess they were pretty drunk and Guy was on his longboard, just going down the line and yelling at everyone. And his sunglasses I guess fell off the back of his head and into one of the fryers? And the health code says you have to shut the fryers down when that happens, but he told us to keep cooking and that one of us was going to have to get him new Oakleys.

lol Oakleys - everything about both of those PTT Fieri-related posts is perfect

almost all of that Awl piece sails over my head but there are so many beautiful combinations of words in there

when I went to yankee stadium this summer my friend and I split a bucket of sliders and fries, something like 1500 calories according to the helpful menu

strongo did you have a hand in this shit why because it taste like smoked paprika, bouillon cubes & melted string cheese

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/15e/0/AAAACy-4dOIAAAAAAV4Iag.jpg?v=1307486685000

if there was any way strongo could tumblrize this thread and make $$ a la hipster puppies, that book I would buy

lol i actually started a dr. strongo twitter last year with the express intention of seeing if i could game the system but like so many other schemes it fell prey to boredom/indifference/life/delete-add

http://twitter.com/#!/DrStrongosNC

maybe i should start it again

you should do "fake" reviews of the food you invent, but very serious reviews, a la Beer Frame