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burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:29 (fourteen years ago)

that doesn't even make sense

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:30 (fourteen years ago)

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burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:34 (fourteen years ago)

you better work!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:35 (fourteen years ago)

rule 218 is fucking creepy

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

yeah it makes it sound like girls as a breed are serial killers

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:36 (fourteen years ago)

it is very impressive of them, i think, to isolate the one dream of a girl.

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

and to discover that it is dressing up in your flayed skin just to feel close to you. ♡

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:38 (fourteen years ago)

seems more like 'give her an old tshirt. bitches love that shit and you need new tshirts anyway'

goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

who are these fools?!

its like congrats, you have discovered the niche of menswear tumblr bloggers and know how to publish your thoughts on the prestigious internets, stop writing rules & being so narrow minded about gender

maybe these presumptuous rule writing young people should ENLIST IN THE MARINES

daria, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:39 (fourteen years ago)

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xp

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:40 (fourteen years ago)

seems more like 'give her an old tshirt. bitches love that shit and you need new tshirts anyway'

― goole, Tuesday, June 14, 2011 5:39 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

i think that is what it means, decoded, but the attempt to class it up is hilarious/nonsensical/creepy

xp lol

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

the idea that women everywhere just want to take things from men is also a little creepy

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:41 (fourteen years ago)

tshirts are for rubes, real gentlemen know they have to up their game and give her something she'll really treasure, ol van g knows what's up

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:42 (fourteen years ago)

"I saved you some turkey."

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

haha

horseshoe, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

<3

...wow! (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:44 (fourteen years ago)

haha i'll never really understand that meme

goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:45 (fourteen years ago)

i'd never heard it and suddenly it's all the rage

goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:46 (fourteen years ago)

omg dude, really????

If you start throwing out random words, she will lose interest fast.

anarcho-misogynist puppies (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:47 (fourteen years ago)

well i never

goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:49 (fourteen years ago)

aw i was hoping this was a group we could all join

http://is-is.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2256487864&topic=12106&post=67188

goole, Tuesday, 14 June 2011 21:50 (fourteen years ago)

So much LOL in that other thread. Thank you, ILX.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Wednesday, 15 June 2011 02:58 (fourteen years ago)

just saw a girl riding a bike no hands carrying a large frozen bird

she was kinda cuet

she knows!

Crackle Box, Thursday, 16 June 2011 17:00 (fourteen years ago)

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burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:11 (fourteen years ago)

like a kitten!

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:13 (fourteen years ago)

... she'll love it!

burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:15 (fourteen years ago)

(p.s. no tongues)

cloaca flocka flame (NickB), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:21 (fourteen years ago)

lmao

arachno-misogynist (D-40), Friday, 17 June 2011 13:36 (fourteen years ago)

http://agentlemansguide.tumblr.com

ok this is passably funny in a tongue in cheek way

america's next tot mom (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:37 (fourteen years ago)

this on the other hand:

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intensely creepy

america's next tot mom (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:38 (fourteen years ago)

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm162mnfL71qdt7kvo1_500.png

~parody~

jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 30 June 2011 02:39 (fourteen years ago)

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haaaahahahaHAAAA

jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:49 (fourteen years ago)

i mean... no. you probably shouldn't be doing that.

jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:51 (fourteen years ago)

~so sensitive~

jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:52 (fourteen years ago)

as long as your surreptitious about it.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:54 (fourteen years ago)

you're ;_;

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

No. 249:
When she takes out an order of protection on you, check up on her more often.

ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:55 (fourteen years ago)

when she realizes you're a dickbreeze, never change.

the sonning-googler effect (Matt P), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 18:59 (fourteen years ago)

"hey, so it's been a couple of days since I dumped you... how are you holding up?"

^ who does this

jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:02 (fourteen years ago)

Dudes who want to assuage their guilty feelings, or are hoping for a post-breakup fuck. In my previous experience of dating jerks, anyway.

ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:06 (fourteen years ago)

If you break up with her, pull her even closer and hug her even tighter.

bernerrrrr! berrrrrnowwww.... (Eazy), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:18 (fourteen years ago)

"It must have been extra tough on you to have gotten dumped by someone as great as me. I can only imagine how that must feel."

relentlessly googling hipster (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:20 (fourteen years ago)

"I still don't have anything planned Friday, do you want some sympathy sex if I can't find a new date?"

mh, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

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hmmm.

jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)

Blowjobs pretty ok too, I believe.

mh, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:27 (fourteen years ago)

a lady doesn't think so, i guess

horseshoe, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

sometimes trumpets

HOOBASTANK is my co-pilot (DJP), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)

iirc a lady will also, on occasion, blow this popsicle stand

jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)

ladies also sometimes blow kisses afaik

(。◕‿‿­­­­­­­◕。) (ENBB), Wednesday, 13 July 2011 19:39 (fourteen years ago)


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