oh he said the third was for orgasming, clearly I have my priorities straight.
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:07 (fifteen years ago)
haha i see
― (♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:09 (fifteen years ago)
so you ejaculate & orgasm out of different dicks?
― truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:10 (fifteen years ago)
that would be very useful
― arby's, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:11 (fifteen years ago)
so you play with one dick and stuff comes out the other (or possible out of both of the others)?
― dayo, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
:D
'boxcar' meme needs a rebirth for that post
― acoleuthic, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:12 (fifteen years ago)
http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:T9euPbI_jDze6M:http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j111/losermilkman/NoBabies.jpg&t=1
― arby's, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:14 (fifteen years ago)
It was a pretty ridic thought experiment
I remembered it because someone on that wu thread said HI DERE acceptable variant name was "triple-cocked hellrider of the apocalypse"
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:16 (fifteen years ago)
I believe it was "one for peeing, one for ejaculating, and one for storing toothpicks"
― drawl the whine (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:20 (fifteen years ago)
I don't know which one I would rather have covered in a condom, the sperm shooter or Mr. Splinters :/
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:21 (fifteen years ago)
foot in mouth
― The Ten Things I Hate About Commandments (Abbbottt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)
through my lolling I am going to try and persuade abbott not to fuck the toothpick cock but I fear her curiosity is too far piqued
― acoleuthic, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:24 (fifteen years ago)
idk abbott the one that pees sounds like a motherfucker
― arby's, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:26 (fifteen years ago)
now I'm imagining one of those toothpick dispensers where you need to roll the tube to get the toothpick out
except
yeah
― dayo, Saturday, 16 October 2010 03:31 (fifteen years ago)
Wasn't there some thread about like, the evil little imps that control our brains and make us think bad thoughts?
― kkvgz, Monday, October 4, 2010 8:15 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark
Reposting this. It's been bothering me.
― kkvgz, Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:15 (fifteen years ago)
Also, I just painstakingly read through 4 pages of
penises AND displayName:"momus"penis AND displayName:"momus"
search results to no avail. Someone else can feel free to substitute other permutation (dick, wang, whatever), but "penis" seems pretty momusian.
― kkvgz, Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:25 (fifteen years ago)
lmfao
― some droopy HOOS in makeup (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:27 (fifteen years ago)
So for comparison's sake, only 11 "penis" posts from BIG HOOS.
― kkvgz, Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:31 (fifteen years ago)
http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?action=showall&boardid=41&threadid=16660
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:35 (fifteen years ago)
? ? ? ?
big in japan
― mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, April 28, 2003 1:16 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― borad.crutial.org (crüt), Saturday, 16 October 2010 05:36 (fifteen years ago)
two funny false positives:
POO Greatest Picture evah!
a thread for haikus about the penises of ilxors
― koogs, Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:07 (fifteen years ago)
Wasn't there some thread about like, the evil little imps that control our brains and make us think bad thoughts?― kkvgz, Monday, October 4, 2010 8:15 AM (1 week ago) BookmarkReposting this. It's been bothering me.― kkvgz, Saturday, October 16, 2010 1:15 AM (9 hours ago)
― kkvgz, Saturday, October 16, 2010 1:15 AM (9 hours ago)
Quieting the Imps in Your Brainz
― markers, Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:16 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks markers! I didn't think that "imps" was the actual word used!
― kkvgz, Saturday, 16 October 2010 15:21 (fifteen years ago)
where is the pro-safe sex PSA comic strip from I think the early 90s that was apparently aimed towards african-american males
― crut jones (crüt), Sunday, 7 November 2010 08:16 (fifteen years ago)
found ithttp://www.hlcomic.com/temp/ballin.jpg
― crut jones (crüt), Sunday, 7 November 2010 08:21 (fifteen years ago)
Where is the thread with the videos of turtles mating?
― get the fuck out of my mouth (boxedjoy), Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:19 (fifteen years ago)
that's all the threads
― swagl (dayo), Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:49 (fifteen years ago)
literally every thread
― markers, Thursday, 11 November 2010 23:51 (fifteen years ago)
This one?
Check out the sex-face on this tortoise.
― ailsa, Friday, 12 November 2010 09:53 (fifteen years ago)
That's the one, thank you!
― get the fuck out of my mouth (boxedjoy), Friday, 12 November 2010 18:19 (fifteen years ago)
I have a sudden yearning to peruse the thread where detailed instructions for making a head of lionel ritchie were given. My ilx searches have been unavailing so far.
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:41 (fifteen years ago)
here?
yet again, defend the indefensible: LIONEL RICHIE
― sleeve, Thursday, 9 December 2010 01:57 (fifteen years ago)
The thread, when located, will have a detailed series of pics showing the genesis of a bust of LR, in clay, with commentary. I recall being dumbfounded at its greatness.
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:05 (fifteen years ago)
this one?http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=39365
― buzza, Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:08 (fifteen years ago)
Heavens! I kiss you now!
― Aimless, Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:44 (fifteen years ago)
buzza in action, a thing of beauty
― the nagl is the nagl (dayo), Thursday, 9 December 2010 02:50 (fifteen years ago)
haha yeah i was gonna say search spencer chow
― tim lincecum in a giants snuggie (roxymuzak), Thursday, 9 December 2010 15:33 (fifteen years ago)
Is there a thread for embarrassing things that happen irl?
― gay Air New Zealand flight attendant Will Coxhead (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 00:30 (fifteen years ago)
one hundred minor embarrassments
― Tuomas, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 09:11 (fifteen years ago)
Oooh lovely, thank you.
― gay Air New Zealand flight attendant Will Coxhead (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 09:12 (fifteen years ago)
is this the last thread that "underrated aerosmith albums i have loved" ever posted on?
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Monday, 7 February 2011 21:34 (fifteen years ago)
― crut jones (crüt), Sunday, November 7, 2010 3:16 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark
you posted the wrong one crut, this is the best one:
http://i.imgur.com/sEKdn.jpg
― Princess TamTam, Monday, 7 February 2011 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
he has a new name now, this was the last w/ that name maybe
― dark link (roxymuzak), Monday, 7 February 2011 21:39 (fifteen years ago)
Darnell, you mess around with dude, right?
Wow - I've never seen those. They're amazing.
― ENBB, Monday, 7 February 2011 21:41 (fifteen years ago)
so what I'm getting from this thread is darni3lle messes around with dudes and his new dn is princess tamtam
― a led zep of one (Edward III), Monday, 7 February 2011 21:49 (fifteen years ago)
otm
― dark link (roxymuzak), Monday, 7 February 2011 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
what was that thread where people kept ending their posts with some variation of "thank you from an american"?
― Punish Them! The House of Fortune is the Monster Mansion! (reddening), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 03:10 (fifteen years ago)
i don't think i know the new name :(
― progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 8 February 2011 18:08 (fifteen years ago)
me neither... i just assumed he would have himself unbanned when he wanted 2 cum back
― Princess TamTam, Tuesday, 8 February 2011 18:09 (fifteen years ago)