Is this a test?
― onimo, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 07:41 (thirteen years ago) link
So, you like Marky Mark, what other music do you like?
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― markers, Wednesday, 1 September 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link
all kinds.
― let's start fresh (banaka), Wednesday, 1 September 2010 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
Attention ILX:
The mouthpiece called banaka has been retired. The unit was compromised by prior defects which were appallingly ignored by our candidate selection process. We have since eliminated this unit and replaced it with a better one. We have also improved our recruiting protocols, and eliminated the units involved in allowing this mistake.
We will be utilizing the unit's former screen name for reasons of "brand-name" recognition. However, rest assured that this new mouthpiece is 99.9876% improved over the former unit. We will adhere to our stated goals and not stray from the hardline.
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 08:29 (thirteen years ago) link
tell us a joke
― sleepingbag, Friday, 17 September 2010 08:32 (thirteen years ago) link
"free will"
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 08:33 (thirteen years ago) link
it was so nice to have banaka back, i welcomed them
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Troll with an amusing schtick drops schtick, realises that they are actually kinda boring and nondescript without it, picks up schtick again. Hilarity results.
― Karen D. Tregaskin, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Hilarity will not be the result when we obtain power.
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:17 (thirteen years ago) link
― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 09:40 (thirteen years ago) link
banaka you're aware that your narrative reads as follows:
a. dude in crisis is recruited by a cult-like org & told to disseminate propaganda via the internetb. dude registers to ilx, follows ordersc. dude has crisis, renounces schtickd. cult-like org obtains dude's login & password - this is after he's lost interest in cult-like org -- and begins posting under dude's screenname, sounding remarkably like dude sounded when he was doing his "job"
it's an ok story I just want to keep you straight on it
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link
^booming post
― The Reverend, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link
That sequence of events is correct.
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link
do u support the banning of noted poster kelpolaris?
― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 September 2010 09:55 (thirteen years ago) link
tbh banaka's a more creative sock than usual and should be supported fully in developing the next great christopher nolan script using ilx as sounding board
― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link
x-post
The elimination of those whose contributions are no longer useful is a matter of policy for us, but we are not familiar enough with this kelpolaris to make any judgment. However, if they are promoting an agenda that is not in accord with ours, they should of course be swiftly banned and hunted down.
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link
"Hey man, it's Dave from that cult you were trying to be with last week -- hope you're doing well. Listen, we were hoping to build on that message board thing you were doing. Could we get your login & pass?""What? Oh yeah, sure thing. It's ban✧✧✧@easyn✧✧✧.c✧✧ and the pass is 'w1lbur'sallr1ght' with ones for the i's.""Ha, ok, what--""Charlotte's Web thing, my favorite book when I was a kid,""Oh cool! Well listen, if you ever want to get back into things, I just wanted you to know there's always a place for you in our cult.""I appreciate that Dave. I'm more into reiki right now though. Clearing some major blockages.""Fair enough! Talk to you soon.""Later days, Banaka."
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link
The replacement of the former unit was not amicable as depicted in your post.
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link
oh ok well then umm how about
banakacentral: hey asshole if u arent gonna play give us yr login & pwcavaticafan: u gotta stop buggin me dude I srsly dont care abt yr dealbanakacentral: quit bein a dick and give me the login i got some political shit 2 get off my chestcavaticafan: i dont have 2 do shitbanakacentral: well i will post yr pic to wdyll like then under some other logincavaticafan: no! you fuckin dickbanakacentral: we play 4 keeps here at banakacavaticafan: ban✧✧✧@easyn✧✧✧.c✧✧ and the pass is allorganicbanakacentral: somebody could have guessed that pass from your posts dumbasscavaticafan: who gives a shitbanakacentral: is your banking password 'checkingaccount'cavaticafan: plz fuck off, blocking u nowbanakacentral: no we are blocking u now, fuck ucavaticafan: fu2
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link
aero if it transpires that banaka is a sock of yrs i'll be seriously disappointed
― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:31 (thirteen years ago) link
yes, but with more blood
― banaka, Friday, 17 September 2010 10:32 (thirteen years ago) link
d-mac I don't sock I am barefootin all day
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link
fkn hippies
― illiterate mods are killing ilx (darraghmac), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link
The Kariera are a tribe of Australian Aboriginal people who have a complex set of rules that determine who can marry whom. The tribe consists of four clans: Banaka, Karimera, Burung, and Palyeri.
The marriage rules are as follows:A Banaka can only marry a Burung.A Karimera can only marry a Palyeri.
The Kariera rules for children.The children of a male Banaka and a female Burung are Palyeri.The children of a male Burung and a female Banaka are Karimera.The children of a male Karimera and a female Palyeri are Burung.The children of a male Palyeri and a female Karimera are Banaka.
― pissky in the jar (onimo), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:48 (thirteen years ago) link
my pal yeri says his dad died in a gulag, kinda sad
― aerosmith: live at gunpoint (underrated aerosmith albums I have loved), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i51.tinypic.com/rckdhu.jpg
― pissky in the jar (onimo), Friday, 17 September 2010 10:53 (thirteen years ago) link
does the pope fuck kids?
― Chinedu "Edu" Obasi Ogbuke (nakhchivan), Friday, 17 September 2010 17:16 (thirteen years ago) link
aerosmith not only are you making me motherfucking die here but I am pleased to report your advice of gobi manchurian was a screamer and I am now regarded as a semi-competent cook
― acoleuthic, Friday, 17 September 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link
irl lols @ "barefootin"
― mavis bacon (crüt), Saturday, 18 September 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link
onimo, that chart is amazing!!
― Aimless, Saturday, 18 September 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i52.tinypic.com/105aaae.jpg
what are these for? are the special underwear
― i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:28 (thirteen years ago) link
The blue one in the upper right appears to be covered with charms against the evil eye.
― Aimless, Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link
but what is the purpose of the jock strap? that is my question, for banaka. banaka, what is the purpose of the jock strap?
― i'm gonna be straight with y'all, my name is banaka jones (Z S), Thursday, 23 September 2010 03:40 (thirteen years ago) link
banaka's silence speaks volumes
― harbl madness (latebloomer), Thursday, 23 September 2010 05:19 (thirteen years ago) link
None of these are appealing to us in any aesthetic, philosophical, political, or practical way.
― banaka, Thursday, 23 September 2010 07:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Starting with the top left image:
1. Romanticization of Nature is to be avoided.2. Thumbs down. The celebration of feudalism, monarchies or other obsolete modes of existence is despicable.3. This is the only one we approve of in any way, but it is still not desirable.4. We do not condone bandanas, rubber gloves are acceptable however. Very acceptable.5. See number 1.6. Frilly, decorative, useless.7. Our distaste for this religious imagery is well understood by now.8. A failed attempt at eliciting a visceral "gag" response. Reactionary.9. No.
― banaka, Thursday, 23 September 2010 07:39 (thirteen years ago) link
What are the ways in which the 'aesthetic' is not a comfort of the kind which you oppose diametrically in your vision of the future?
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 September 2010 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link
also do you take milk and sugar in ur tea y/n
banaka, where is it appropriate to find beauty?
― beej (crüt), Thursday, 23 September 2010 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link
Beauty is in that which serves the needs of the collective and establishment of the New Society. All of our value judgments reflect this.
― banaka, Thursday, 23 September 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Ah, beauty in the efficiency of one undisputed truth. 's a good one, that one.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 September 2010 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link
banaka, Should ILX Have an "I Love Football" Board?
― meta the devil you know (onimo), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link
oh shit, real talk.
― i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Thursday, 23 September 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link
banaka:
favorite death metal album of the last 5 years?
― *lets go* (gr8080), Thursday, 23 September 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link
When the banaka collective needs to urinate or defecate, how is it accomplished?
― Aimless, Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link
http://dixiedining.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/walle_sm.jpg
― If you want me to "get there," pay attention to my angina (WmC), Thursday, 23 September 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link
how does banaka feel about robert williams' death
http://www.wired.com/thisdayintech/2010/01/0125robot-kills-worker/
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Thursday, 30 August 2012 01:57 (eleven years ago) link
banaka, do you feel that there is any human work, be it technical, literary, or artistic that I may be able to study or experience that will make me understand your ways better?
I'm starting to lose interest in humanity.
― mh, Friday, 14 December 2012 21:23 (eleven years ago) link
requesting banaka's critique of this, thx.
http://io9.com/5973551/this-classical-music-was-created-by-a-supercomputer-in-less-than-a-second
― arby's, Monday, 7 January 2013 16:53 (eleven years ago) link