Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

omfg

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/15733_thumb.gif

That does make a good point about short politicians with big ears. Throw Perot in there too.

http://www.faithmouse.com/save_the_date.gif

http://www.faithmouse.com/save_the_date_blog.gif

Print File

zomg

not bad. why is one otter sporting a merkin?

Faithmouse comic / 'I, Aborto'

http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_1.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_2.jpg

http://www.faithmouse.com/i_aborto_3.gif

oh these ones aren't as much fun

No, I can actually follow these.

SERIOUSLY guys can we give Lacey his own separate thread and get him to stop spamming this one into the ground?

This ain't spam. This is some batshit rightwing stuff that blows my mind every time.

A guy hoarding fetuses under Minneapolis to build a soul machine.

No, these should be kept right here.

Though if you're going to build a soul machine in the Twin Cities, I'd suggest doing it in Chanhassen instead.

I'm wondering if a proper soul machine would look more like some funky huge Tesla dynamo thing, or more like something out of "Stargate". I suppose there are video games covering the same topics I could investigate were I so inclined, but fuggit.

I've changed the wording to read 'at last my soul machine will be complete, because you haven't actually seen it yet.

I'm all in favor of contributing to a separate thread where I can spam away to my heart's delight. I agree that if I keep posting full pages here it's going to weigh down the thread. The lowest I can go with scans is about a 15 quality jpeg, but even those are sizeable.

The Dan Lacey Bandwidth-Abuse Thread

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1953336/posts

2007 Today's Toons Favorites: Results
various | 1/14/08 | various

Posted on 01/14/2008 4:54:47 AM PST by pookie18

After starting with >13,000 possibilities, the 3rd annual Best Of Today's Toons is over & all the votes have been tallied. Neither hanging nor pregnant chads were encountered & Diebold equipment was not used. First, a few stats. This was the closest voting to date. 29 of the 40 finalists received 1st-place votes. There were 82 valid entries received & thanks to all of you who took the time to vote!! Votes were cast, in order of preference, for between 1 & 10 of the finalists. Cartoonists Michael Ramirez(12), Sam Ryskind(3), Glenn McCoy(3), Eric Allie(2), Mark Thornhill(2) & Chris Muir(2) all had the multiple items in the finals. FReepers reagan_fanatic & ThePeoplesCube had one item apiece. The method of scoring was as follows: A 1st-place vote received 10 pts., a 2nd-place vote earned 9 pts., ..., down to a 10th-place vote which got 1 pt.

If you'd like to inquire about possibly helping (as one FReeper has already done) with the Best Of 2008, FReepmail me by the end of this month at the latest (shortly after which the Best Of January 2008 will be determined) & I'll tell you what would be involved. And now, the results:

#40 (51 pts./0 1st-place votes; finished tied for 22nd in the preliminary round):

uhhhh:
http://www.daybydaycartoon.com/022108.jpg

But wait a minute, Godwin's Law just says:

"As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one."

which doesn't actually have anything to do with whether the analogy is appropriate or not, or that the person making the analogy automatically loses.

But anyway, yeah, you know those guys, the ones who aren't advocating torture, going on about how we have enemies inside who are weakening our own resolve and stabbing our soldiers in the back? they're the real nazis n' shit. They're such horrible people. Why, things would be much better if we could just "get rid" of them somehow...

Dumb liberal, you don't understand, sometimes you make godwin's law and loses.

jesus

Ignoring the rest of the batshittery in that strip, those boobs are REALLY strange.

Calling those "her words" is indeed rather strange. Some are, but it's still pretty mangled.

http://hughhewitt.townhall.com/MediaPlayer/AudioPlayer.aspx?ContentGuid=9e3a08aa-ad84-46cf-8492-6aff289bca42

(A little after 8 min in.)

Oh, whups. Did I say "uniformed" there? Silly typo. I meant "uninformed".

Nice clip.

"You probably haven't heard that, have you? You probably haven't seen that, did you? You probably didn't know that... could you?"

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm080220.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/cb0221wj.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM080220ObamaShame-.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0219dd.jpg

ptsd + firearms = comedy gold

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080220.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080216.jpg

the duck's right! we should get rid of the fda, who needs it?

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/16109_image.gif

Having taught math for 5 years to idiotic ADD college kids, the notion of arming teachers has always seemed incredibly foolish to me. The times that I would have gladly pointed a firearm at a student's head and shouted, SHUT UP AND INTEGRATE OR EAT LEAD, LITTLE JOHNNY, are greater than a sober mathematician can count.

Angry kermit is really fucking scary. I don't appreciate that.

Also lol at the "ashamed" one being typeset in MS Paint.

"The Obama's Gliding"

The Obamas' Gilding.

Often times, I've struggled to shoehorn a political point into a nonsensical anecdote involving lab rats that can read, and at those times I ask myself, "What would Mallard Fillmore do?"

holy shit, the duck made a funney:

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080301.jpg

http://www.creators.com/editorial_cartoons/5/3160_image.gif

remember, it's only good if there's the "Spend" flower in there.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/GM080303HillarysExp.jpg

http://www.comics.com/creators/union/archive/images/union22444970080324.gif

reminds me of...
http://www.theonion.com/content/files/images/Cartoon-Campaign-Funding.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/bg0414j.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/gm080415.jpg

being in the mid 1930's, apparently.

and there's one here from the evergreen file:

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/20080416RZ2AP-Pelosi.jpg

I miss this thread.

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0409ad.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0331bd.jpg

http://media.townhall.com/Townhall/Car/b/ca0331ad.jpg

whenever someone says "alternative lifestyle" i salivate like crazy since that phrase makes me want to spit at people

Look at that lib hypocrisy! Now, who was it that called 'em "pea-brained" again?

Answer: Oh nobody did, but they sure as heck meant it!

^^^ = con forays into post-structuralism.

And we're back. I am apparently too thicko to get what's going on here:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/19641_image.gif

Hey, why not re-use your own strip art:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/19641_image.gif

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/19636_image.gif

oops, that second strip should be this:

http://www.creators.com/comics/37/19638_image.gif

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080602.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080531.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080528.jpg
lol narcissism of small differences

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080527.jpg

http://www.jewishworldreview.com/strips/mallard/2000/MFT20080523.jpg

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B496E2891-10E2-4BD9-BEF0-59F6CA7B2F5A%7D.gif

http://www.caglecartoons.com/images/preview/%7B921729DE-52E5-4283-B82E-663493D6B9C4%7D.gif

wau at that drawing of obama

is that like an inverse caricature? it exaggerates all the wrong parts of his features

lol @ ayers love-in