Conservative Cafe

Man every time I go to Starbucks it's beatniks reciting poetry. Just constantly. The one down the block in the Harris Teeter, you'd think it was Noe Valley in 1965, what with the bongos and the berets and the best minds of my generation and all that. I hope the Conservative Cafe comes to Durham soon. To save me from the fucking BEATNIKS.

Indiana roasted coffee

That article is missing the picture that accompanied the print edition - a t-shirt with the famous picture of Uncle Sam pointing, with the caption "Zip It Hippie". Which would be pretty awesome coming along in another context.

how long before this place is overrun with ironic hipsters

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Nah, send the young Randians down there to tell them all about how they're not real conservatives. Hijinks!

I smell sitcom.

Thankfully a coffehouse that discourages you from spending time there!

Anyway, following Mr. Que's observation, I will be gravely disappointed if they do not sell quality American-grown coffee.

xpost -- hahah

does anyone discuss politics in cafes anymore? I see couples doing homework and solo diners on iPods.

even listening to iPods is an affront to Mr Beckham. If he plays Mellencamp and Seger non-stop though I will forgive him

but Mellencamp Rocked Against Bush in '04!

at my local coffee houses I've heard a lot of religious conversations and Bible studies (not everyone's cup of tea).

You drink tea = you are a liberal

tea? FUCK YOU PINKO!

xp

It's be really interesting to see how deep his convictions run. I mean, would he still happily serve someone ordering their cup of Joe while sporting an anti-Bush t-shirt?

I think the capitalist line on that is "I don't care if they're Reds as long as their money is green."

hey this place seems like a small price to pay to get Midwesterners to learn to drink better coffee.

...from Indiana?

lol

seriously this place is crying out for people with laptops having conversations about how awesome obama is while showing off the sublime frequencies cds they've just bought at other music.

It's okay, because the co-owner is a Democrat!

should team up with these guys

I'm really, really curious as to whether or not they have a tip jar.

only libs feel sorry for the working class.

that's what I hate about cafes the most, the beatnik poetry

Wow, what a penis.

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^^^^^

sorry but i'm a lolbrit and i couldn't get past the guy's name

Young Ayn Rand(y).

lol this thread

There's a cafe/diner near here called the K0zy K0rner Kafe which is a popular hangout for you guessed it. I hear there's a hand signal to signify whether you're in or not.

"Coffee shouldn't be about sitting in a cafe for 12 hours," Beckham says. "Coffee gets us through our workday. It's what we drink before we make steel for the rest of the country or head out into the fields."

Finally a cafe for illegal immigrants and the employees of Asian companies.

lol

"I don't have time to sit around in no coffee shop. I need to get my coffee and go so I can sit around in my underwear managing my ebay auctions."

Also, like, that's what Dunkin' Donuts and delis and mini-marts are for dude.

right-wing ice cream

so i'm thinking the wi-fi here ain't exactly the draw, if even existent

For anyone wondering about this, The Conservative Cafe closed down not long after opening, in 2010. A new place, Station 21, opened in the same location, in early 2011 and is still going today

Meanwhile, also in Crown Point IN, The Conservative Coffee Company opened in early 2022. It is unrelated to the earlier Conservative Cafe

Coffee shouldn't be about sitting in a cafe for 12 hours," Beckham says. "Coffee gets us through our workday. It's what we drink before we make steel for the rest of the country or head out into the fields."


I grew up on a farm and I can guarantee that my grandfather and his friends liked nothing better than sitting around shooting the shit over coffee at the local cafe

Dude totally lost his opportunity for New York Times reporters to come and quiz the locals about why they hate Obama.

xp lol, trying to twist yourself into thinking that socializing and relaxing is only something that effeminate liberals do is such a hilarious self-own

Also, similar to the defenders of western civilization being pretty ignorant about it, the defenders of capitalism seem to frequently not know how to run a successful business.

Also, similar to the defenders of western civilization being pretty ignorant about it, the defenders of capitalism seem to frequently not know how to run a successful business.

― B. Amato (Boring, Maryland)

i'm told there's a fash coffee shop around here; i guess they're doing ok. there's one in every crowd!

What if all the reactionary coffee cafes were already built, and you wanted to do an açaí bowl place instead, only wallpapered with shitty Facebook AI block text?

https://www.instagram.com/bigfreedombowls?igsh=dzU5emxyMmZkODZn

https://x.com/dogfanhan/status/1753108725244809565?s=20

_Also, similar to the defenders of western civilization being pretty ignorant about it, the defenders of capitalism seem to frequently not know how to run a successful business.

― B. Amato (Boring, Maryland)_


i'm told there's a fash coffee shop around here; i guess they're doing ok. there's one in every crowd!

the fact that no one is blinking an eye at me casually mentioning that we have a nazi living across the street from us is such a portland moment https://t.co/LFBCKrgmyg

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