☰☰☭☰☰ SHEFFIELD UNITED ☰☰☭☰☰ THE OFFICIAL THREAD ☰☰☭☰☰

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let's keep it here guys

caek, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

good thread imo

caek, Sunday, 26 September 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

wtf i didn't want this i never wanted this

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link

how is bartley doing? sheff utd fans seemed to like having him last season.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

☰☰☭☰☰ ARSENAL YOUNGSTERS ☰☰☭☰☰ THE OFFICIAL THREAD ☰☰☭☰☰

acoleuthic, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry for having a sheff utd based question on the sheff utd thread.

a hoy hoy, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

there's something innately patronising and thoughtless about wandering into a thread dedicated to a relatively struggling lower-league club and asking about an on-loan youngster whom you manifestly hope outgrows his current surrounds, returns to the Emirates and occasionally turns in a decent Carling Cup performance - it shows you don't really care about Sheffield United

however upon reading a recent teamsheet I have espied classic forward-bomber Nyron Nosworthy, a man whose whereabouts had slipped my consciousness. I hope he too is thriving, although results suggest perhaps not

acoleuthic, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

r u srs

hp nt

bt r u srs

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:42 (thirteen years ago) link

more just drunk and lairy tbh, ignore me

caek I hope you have sweet Keith Gillespie dreamz and that SUFC have a non-disastrous season

acoleuthic, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link

a hoy hoy meets caek in pub

AHH: Awight caek, geeza, ows abaaht that caahnt bartley innit 'e's well good

CAEK: fuck u u patronising cunt

AHH: .....

LJ: (To screen) This is one of the many dangers facing the premier league fan on his forays into lower league territory. Stay tuned for a short instructional video on whippets, which may prove interesting to those of you travelling to the 'north' for away matches this year.

i dont love everything, i love football (darraghmac), Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/40sean1x1.jpg

caek, Sunday, 26 September 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 00:05 (thirteen years ago) link

still bitter about getting beaten at home by a 10 men sheff utd team with no gk i guess

a hoy hoy, Monday, 27 September 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

guys this is not the official sheffield united thread: sheffield united

caek, Monday, 27 September 2010 09:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I've been dying to post some Chengdu Blades stuff on there but standards must be upheld (I see you've been relegated for match fixing *again* caek - for shame)

― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, September 28, 2010 4:03 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

cross-posted with NAMING RIGHTS THREAD: Liverpool really won't win the Premiership 2010-2011.

please keep all sheffield united discussion in the ☭ sheffield united thread ☭ guys.

caek, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

let's post our fave sheffield united memories itt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-pSHM6B_q30

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

#
Pentdad
7 months ago

Ok impartially I see this incident and I know Morgan deliberatly wanted to elbow Hume. BUT the elbow landed in the wrong place at the wrong time. Hell it happens in nearly every match.

CONCLUSION: Did he want to hurt him? Yes. Did he want to destroy him? No. Was the injury mostly down to bad luck? Yes.

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fEzWMtokXU&feature=fvw

skip to 1:40

caek, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ that was in youtube's suggested videos when i was watching the battle of bramall lane

caek, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

ahahahaha that is the campest extreme sport ever

why didn't I think of the battle of bramall lane first up, that was huge

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i mean tbf, and not to defend it, the fractured skull thing was no more violent in intent than a lot of other violent challenges. the battle of bramall lane was straight up crazy.

caek, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b6/Battle_of_Bramall_Lane_20020316.jpg

think the ref is trying to send of two people at once here

caek, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHNXtPXoY2o

This match contains some of the greatest action ever imo

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

love how many genuine hardmen have played for sheffield united in the past decade - the B of BL even features Michael Brown not being sent off

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ6efXDzIhM&feature=related

my third football match iirc

caek, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

that was probably when i stopped thinking of tottenham as a big club actually

caek, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI0pG0RjQ0g

love the celebration here

caek, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

was in this pitch invasion. couple of months later i moved to oxford, became a cunt, and that was that. haven't been to a game since.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZR2x1INqBI&feature=related

caek, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

This match contains some of the greatest action ever imo

no kidding. defending from a different planet - winning goal is a dry run for Jamie Pollock's belter

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I love that Cantona is in amongst all the hoofs and shanks. The bio on him that I read recently paints the early-nineties English as essentially a breed of noble savages - this match no doubt exerting a strong influence there.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Tusk?

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:50 (thirteen years ago) link

tango in the night iirc

caek, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 15:53 (thirteen years ago) link

This match contains some of the greatest action ever imo

Aaargh! You fucker! That match is one half of the day of my greatest footballing nightmare. Leeds benefitting from a series a bizarre gift goals and then the final indignity at Anfield completing three back-to-back defeats in less than a week.

Running the Gantelope (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I bet the last eighteen years barely make a dent in the anguish.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

some folk don't know they're born etc

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Only three-and-a-bit years before Liverpool reach that stage in the cycle btw.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I bet the last eighteen years barely make a dent in the anguish

Oh they certainly make up for it, that's true, but whatever comes afterwards can never change the feeling at the time. There was no way of knowing in 92 what was around the corner - instead it felt Newcastle in 96, the one big chance blown never to return.

Running the Gantelope (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:19 (thirteen years ago) link

my third football match iirc

My first match at Old Trafford (many years after my first actual match) was against Sheffield United in 1991. I'd like to be able to say something about The Blades' performance to add to this thread, but I can't remember anything.

Running the Gantelope (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 28 September 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

rip big man http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/s/sheff_utd/9151810.stm

caek, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

heaven needed a forearm smash

acoleuthic, Tuesday, 2 November 2010 21:52 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

big win. still a pretty woeful season tbqfh.

caek, Saturday, 20 November 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Allardyce in. You heard it here first.

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Monday, 13 December 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

this prediction is going almost frighteningly well

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 14 December 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

what do you know? is this idea an lj original?

caek, Tuesday, 14 December 2010 19:20 (thirteen years ago) link

prediction made within minutes of big sam's dismissal based on nothing but intuition. next thing you know, the vacancy is there...

schlomo replay (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 15 December 2010 01:21 (thirteen years ago) link

feel like uniting allardyce and morgan would result in a platonic ideal of dislikable club. long shot though i think.

apparently not pesch.

caek, Wednesday, 15 December 2010 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link

surely o'driscoll wouldn't.........

r|t|c, Wednesday, 22 December 2010 01:31 (thirteen years ago) link

the nation's hearts are with you

Noodle Vague, Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link

I'm surprised BT haven't renegotiated so they don't have to broadcast the first half of games from Old Trafford.

Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 9 January 2016 18:37 (eight years ago) link

'Are you Wednesday in disguise' 🎵

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:18 (eight years ago) link

Utter, utter dogshit that. Was willing Rooney to miss.

Lionel Richie the Wardrobe (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link

wet wednesday in stoke

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 9 January 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link

one year passes...

hi

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 February 2017 19:17 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

it's happening

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 8 April 2017 15:49 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0pjdT2eXC7Q

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 April 2017 16:16 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

Great news for @highstorrs Alumni @kylewalker2 https://t.co/Q4NGqPxUhg

— High Storrs Alumni (@HStorrsAlumni) July 13, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 July 2017 19:28 (six years ago) link

is that your old alma mater as well, caek?

calzino, Thursday, 13 July 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link

yup, but please don't steal my online banking

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 July 2017 19:36 (six years ago) link

I wouldn't want to add to the grief of that gruelling penalty shootout 5 years back, so I'll make an exception this time!

calzino, Thursday, 13 July 2017 19:47 (six years ago) link

wait by "as well as kyle walker" or "as well as calzino"?!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 July 2017 20:06 (six years ago) link

oooh! you are so bitchy and waspish, caek! I bet you didn't get that from High Storrs!

calzino, Thursday, 13 July 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

no i'm serious!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 July 2017 20:34 (six years ago) link

all i meant was not stealing from your online banking after inflicting playoff misery 5 years back. I think we both have crossed wires here, no offence intended or taken really tbh!

calzino, Thursday, 13 July 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

haha no i got that, i just reread your original message and thought you might have been saying you went to that school too!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 July 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

I can't guarantee your bank account now though, sorry it is just the way it is.

calzino, Thursday, 13 July 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link

rip my student loan repayments

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 July 2017 20:44 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVARO0PRm8w

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 23 September 2017 22:46 (six years ago) link

finally a game worthy of the nauseating Murdoch tv appellation "Super Sunday"! (Motherwell vs Aberdeen obv)

calzino, Sunday, 24 September 2017 10:42 (six years ago) link

jfc, how easy was that?! this has been great fun so far

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 24 September 2017 12:33 (six years ago) link

heh, i sleep through lunchtime games now, but it was nice to wake up to this

https://i.imgur.com/ptLwFgD.png

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 24 September 2017 15:45 (six years ago) link

"Duffy, a United substitute, jinked into the area from the right and lashed a shot past Westwood, and all Wednesday’s good work from the previous 20 minutes was wasted. It was ripped up, thrown in a bin and set on fire after 76 minutes, when Clarke burst between two limp defenders and clipped the most delicate of finishes over Westwood."

lmao

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 24 September 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

I didn't realise Leon Clarke was at the Blades now, he has had some clubs has that lad! Surprised the massive conceded 4 at home - even in a derby. Their defence was so tight last season, but fuck 'em and great result!

calzino, Sunday, 24 September 2017 16:24 (six years ago) link

Leon? Really? Leon??

be the cringe you want to see in the world (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 20:09 (six years ago) link

this is all going to end in tears (i.e. play offs) but i'm having a lovely time so far

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 27 September 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

we hate leeds iirc. should be a good (bad) game.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 15 March 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link

I love it when L**ds choke, even though apparently Bielsa is apparently some managerial fucking genius cos he looks like jack duckworth and spies on opposition training grounds - choking is what the white shite do.

calzino, Saturday, 16 March 2019 14:42 (five years ago) link

Wilder had an interesting take on his goalscorer. “He’s done well to be the match-winner because after 25 minutes he was coming off as he was absolutely useless. But I left him in there. I still don’t think this is a defining result but we’re in the mix.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 16 March 2019 18:01 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Everything crossed

After Cease to Brexist (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 27 April 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link

lol, someone I used to work with who coached Brighouse Town Ladies fc used to often chat with that premiership manager Chris Wilder.

calzino, Saturday, 27 April 2019 21:27 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjYWJ0zVaoU

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:55 (three years ago) link

two years pass...

Dear Blades,

please have a jolly good piss-up on Wednesday night,

signed

Uncle Neil

calzino, Sunday, 30 April 2023 15:00 (one year ago) link

Like a song for Ched Evans
Like a whinge about Tevez
Like a Dave Bassett long ball
Like a Sean Bean tattoo
Like the fave team of Warnock
Like a sad gammon bastard
Oh Sheffield United,
You'll fuck it again

Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 3 May 2023 13:50 (one year ago) link

very likely yes

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 3 May 2023 17:22 (one year ago) link

I just hope they have treacle in their boots tomorrow night, can't be dealing with the potential of a last game relegation like in 2002. My heart can't take it. After Burnley getting into bother for putting out a weakened squad for a dead rubber game it seems we'll up against a full strength xi who have just won 4 on the bounce.

calzino, Wednesday, 3 May 2023 17:46 (one year ago) link

2001 wasn't it?

Toploader on the road, unite and take over (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 4 May 2023 14:05 (one year ago) link

oops, yeah that is correct. It was a bad year for silly bald guy... and Patrick Stewart. It was a fucking conspiracy of other managers putting out weakened sides, and ulp... we just needed a point for safety in the penultimate game and completely fucked it.

calzino, Thursday, 4 May 2023 14:19 (one year ago) link

Premiership? your having a laugh! tbh now now I feel deprived of a angst ridden last game cliffhanger

calzino, Thursday, 4 May 2023 20:39 (one year ago) link

I don't care that he's a gammon and widely despised on ilx. WARNOCK IS GOD!!!!

calzino, Thursday, 4 May 2023 20:42 (one year ago) link

Wow! Grats to ILx Blades and Terriers.

Tim, Thursday, 4 May 2023 22:30 (one year ago) link

spare a thought for the 2336 Reading fans who bought tickets for the last game

calzino, Friday, 5 May 2023 08:46 (one year ago) link

sparing a thought for anyone from Reading as a matter of course tbh

imago, Friday, 5 May 2023 08:50 (one year ago) link

seven months pass...

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-67650086

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 20 December 2023 17:41 (five months ago) link


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