joe hart will be on dis ting
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link
continued on from can't think of a good title: SPFL 2020/2021
When I look at Celtic - which I try to avoid tbh - I just see Le Guen-era Rangers.
― Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 07:22 (two years ago) link
shhh
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:28 (two years ago) link
don't think we have any chance in the league this season. dont mind ange as far as i can tell - like him bamming up the press - but i feel he's on a hiding to nothing as there was too much of a rebuild needed.
feels funny to be happy that joe hart has signed for us. always thought he was a hugely overrated big haddy and a bit of a dick - love him now of course - but he's such a huge improvement over what we had.
james mccarthy signing almost pissed me off, should've signed him over a decade ago, when he was playing for hamilton, cunts a tim from castlemilk ffs.
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:32 (two years ago) link
i seem to remember we didn't take on mccarthy as a youth because he was too wee. which also boils the blood. neanderthal scottish football men
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 4 August 2021 17:38 (two years ago) link
sound of the summer
Wit have I just listened to pic.twitter.com/lLa3etyrDL— JayMcf (@jaymcfall67) July 25, 2021
― Qamon (||||||||), Thursday, 5 August 2021 18:27 (two years ago) link
hahahaha
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 August 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link
Pretty good results for Scottish teams so far - Hibs could do with a goal though.
― Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 August 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link
... but not for the other team.
― Soundtracked by an ecojazz mixtape (Tom D.), Thursday, 5 August 2021 20:10 (two years ago) link
Some result for the saints
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 5 August 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link
I’m delighted. A tiny tinge of disappointment we conceded. Looking forward to next week.
― hamicle, Thursday, 5 August 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link
fuck! that was rough. celtic all at sea really until edouard came on. massive result against a quality outfit
― Qamon (||||||||), Thursday, 26 August 2021 20:11 (two years ago) link
mad transfer window for celtic. big rebuild.
got rid of a couple of my bete noirs in hendry and christie.
french eddy the eagle (sorry)
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 21:41 (two years ago) link
kinda feel there's no way giakoumakis is any good
― Qamon (||||||||), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link
not often Celtic and rangers drop points on the same day. although Celtic not winning away is getting to be quite a predictable occurrence.
the dom debacle round parkhead way points to more banter years to come.
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 20 September 2021 21:52 (two years ago) link
there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung
― Qamon (||||||||), Thursday, 30 September 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link
Progressed from embarrassing themselves in the Champions League to embarrassing themselves in the Europa League.
― Starmer: "Let the children boogie, let all the children boogie." (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 September 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link
Worst thing is that this isn't remotely surprising
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 30 September 2021 20:51 (two years ago) link
kyogo 🙏
― Qamon (||||||||), Sunday, 19 December 2021 17:24 (one year ago) link
back to CP tonight - looking forward to maybe seeing giakoumakis, hatate, and maeda in the starting line up
― Qamon (||||||||), Monday, 17 January 2022 10:31 (one year ago) link
hatate is a pler
― Qamon (||||||||), Monday, 17 January 2022 22:22 (one year ago) link
should have brought ramsey on
― Qamon (||||||||), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 22:24 (one year ago) link
https://cdn-s3.allmusic.com/release-covers/400/0001/276/0001276820.jpg
― Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Wednesday, 2 February 2022 22:39 (one year ago) link
Always wary of false dawns of new messiahs, but Hatate looks the absolute business.
― ailsa, Thursday, 3 February 2022 00:43 (one year ago) link
that felt magic yesterday. didn't even manage to watch it (was working) but just checking the score and then watching the highlights were a joy.
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 3 February 2022 23:39 (one year ago) link
still buzzing really. even found myself enjoying an oasis song earlier
lots more games to go though
― Qamon (||||||||), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:13 (one year ago) link
aye, can either be "that was the night we won the league" or "mind that good game we beat the huns in that shite season"
― 《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Saturday, 5 February 2022 00:29 (one year ago) link
So, as per fucking usual, Celtic are going to have to beat Rangers on their own as none of these other numpties are up to the task.
― Bastards of Fish (Tom D.), Sunday, 6 February 2022 23:07 (one year ago) link
hearts looked pretty good in both second halves against celtic (at parkhead and tynecastle) - can rarely rely on them to do a job against the rangers II though
celtic just need to take it one game at a time - still think they'll drop more points. thankfully getting a bit more depth back for the bench - some finds this year in CCV, jota, o'riley, hatate, kyogo, jura and the new firmware updates we signed for rogic and bitton
― Qamon (||||||||), Sunday, 6 February 2022 23:13 (one year ago) link
there's absolutely no chance that giakoumakis isn't 100% dung― Qamon (||||||||), Thursday, September 30, 2021 8:40 PM (four months ago) bookmarkflaglink
he's been playing well recently (dundee utd game notwithstanding)
― Qamon (||||||||), Monday, 7 February 2022 09:28 (one year ago) link
Giakoumskis is good only because his is one of the names it's just fun to hear in a Scottish accent on Sportscene.
See also Baningime (pronounced to rhyme with thingummy) and JakAlnwick (all one word).
― Long enough attention span for a Stephen Bissette blu-ray extra (aldo), Tuesday, 8 February 2022 10:11 (one year ago) link
some amazing accidental partridge this week in the cinch
Get this celebration in the next FIFA pic.twitter.com/PrMBCojHSW— Nat Quail (@DrNatQuail) February 10, 2022
― Qamon (||||||||), Friday, 11 February 2022 20:30 (one year ago) link
am no greetin', ur greetin'
💚pic.twitter.com/vl5Wvhx5lZ— The Celtic Way (@celticway1888) May 14, 2022
― im zelenky (||||||||), Saturday, 14 May 2022 12:41 (one year ago) link
Well, that was a season that happened. We were economical with goals this season, just as well we saved them all for tonight just to be on the safe side.
― hamicle, Monday, 23 May 2022 22:31 (one year ago) link
Nothing short of another 9-0 will satisfy me.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 September 2022 12:20 (one year ago) link
we want 9
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 3 September 2022 12:26 (one year ago) link
I'll settle for Morelos being sent off in disgrace... again.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 September 2022 13:01 (one year ago) link
Watching this Rangers team I have no idea how they've managed all these good results in Europe, they are total dogshit.
― Buckfast At Tiffany's (Tom D.), Saturday, 3 September 2022 13:43 (one year ago) link
it is a mystery
― Change display name in my last (onimo), Saturday, 3 September 2022 23:48 (one year ago) link
That touch and finish from Jota were excellent.
― hamicle, Saturday, 3 September 2022 23:55 (one year ago) link
Huns go absolutely mental as Dundee United sing 🎤🎶Lizzy's in a box 🎶🎤 as the minute silence was meant to be happening 🤣🤣🤣 pic.twitter.com/AHINFDpoTC— Michael Fagan's Fenian Army🍀✊️🇮🇪 (@TrebleKings67) September 17, 2022
nice!
― calzino, Saturday, 17 September 2022 15:04 (one year ago) link
Awesome. I'm not that surprised though, Dundee has always been fairly free of Orange bastards, unusually for Scotland. They're more into Tangerine than Orange... apart from the marmalade, of course.
― Nobody can handle nipples like Bobo (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 September 2022 16:01 (one year ago) link
Can someone please put me out of my misery and tell me what tune "Lizzy's In A Box" is sung to, because it isn't "Living In A Box" but it's something really famous which I must have heard thousands of times and it's driving me crazy.
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 17 September 2022 16:33 (one year ago) link
KC & the Sunshine Band - Give It Up, innit?
― calzino, Saturday, 17 September 2022 16:36 (one year ago) link
Easter Road today.
Go on the originals😎 pic.twitter.com/UqZnp3Xmji— Duffy (@AidanDuffy07) September 17, 2022
― Nobody can handle nipples like Bobo (Tom D.), Saturday, 17 September 2022 16:41 (one year ago) link
xp thank you! I was singing the na-na-na-na-na-na bit, but the new lyrics had completely wiped the original from my brain
― link.exposing.politically (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 17 September 2022 16:44 (one year ago) link
Van Bronckhorst out.
― Oh wouldn't it be rubbery? (Tom D.), Monday, 21 November 2022 13:17 (one year ago) link
Tom D.: Plz share your thoughts on Cameron Carter-Vickers. Imo he did not get enough playing time for the USA in Qatar and I just learned he's Celtic's captain, which surprised me.
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:11 (eleven months ago) link
He seems a pretty solid player to me.
― Gulf VAR Syndrome (Tom D.), Friday, 16 December 2022 16:25 (eleven months ago) link
He's not Celtic's captain though, that's Calum McGregor. I like him a lot and felt USA could have used him more.
― ailsa, Tuesday, 20 December 2022 10:30 (eleven months ago) link
Yes, he played well in the one game he started.
― Kiss Me, Dudley (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 December 2022 10:37 (eleven months ago) link
darvel 1 - 0 aberdeen
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Monday, 23 January 2023 21:43 (ten months ago) link
Darvel 1 Aberdeen 0
Jim Goodwin's wiki page currently has him as James Michael Cantbuyawin.
― A Drunk Man Looks At Partick Thistle (Tom D.), Monday, 23 January 2023 21:45 (ten months ago) link
LOL XP!!!!
If one could overdose on schadenfreude, my St Mirren supporting mate may well be in danger
― ailsa, Tuesday, 24 January 2023 23:42 (ten months ago) link
look at the state of Mooy today!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 February 2023 22:44 (ten months ago) link
number 1 is aaron mooynumber 2 is aaron mooynumber 3 is aaron mooynumber 4 is aaron mooywe’re all dreaming of a team of aaron mooys a team of aaron mooys, a team of aaron mooys
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Sunday, 5 February 2023 22:57 (ten months ago) link
Mooy is god!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:00 (ten months ago) link
rolls royce player imo
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:01 (ten months ago) link
I almost get weepy about the day we signed him after the loan spell - what like he is our player now? Surely this is some kind of fucking trick or something - it can't be real!
― calzino, Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:06 (ten months ago) link
I don't think he was fit earlier in the season but he's been awesome since he came back from the World Cup. My favourite player remains Hatate though.
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 5 February 2023 23:39 (ten months ago) link
stg VAR has just led to refs outsourcing their brain function. use yr eyes ya mad dicks
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 11 February 2023 19:12 (nine months ago) link
pler
𝐑𝐞𝐨 𝐇𝐚𝐭𝐚𝐭𝐞.𝐓𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥.pic.twitter.com/cBgUrIKGqX— Everything Celtic (@aboutceltic) February 19, 2023
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Sunday, 19 February 2023 20:04 (nine months ago) link
Love him.
― Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 February 2023 20:10 (nine months ago) link
beautiful sunday
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Sunday, 26 February 2023 20:30 (nine months ago) link
8
What a day. I assume Ange is away though now :-(
― ailsa, Saturday, 3 June 2023 23:22 (six months ago) link
PS Jim in Vancouver if you're still around, I was in Vancouver recently and contemplated heading to the CSC since I was very nearby on two occasions at the start and end of my holiday. Those occasions were getting scudded off of The Rangers and getting scudded off of Hibs so I'm glad I didn't, but I probably should have checked to see if that was a thing you did and if you fancied a 4am pint.
― ailsa, Saturday, 3 June 2023 23:26 (six months ago) link
game’s gone
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Monday, 3 July 2023 18:20 (five months ago) link
Brendan Rodgers has told Reo Hatate he must impress him to earn his spot in the Celtic line up.
Rodgers is such a dick.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 August 2023 11:59 (three months ago) link
Ha, does the man have no eyes?
I love Matt O'Riley an almost unreasonable amount btw.
― ailsa, Sunday, 13 August 2023 16:58 (three months ago) link
decent night in europe for scottish football
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:43 (three months ago) link
You beat me to it.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 August 2023 20:51 (three months ago) link
Just checking other results and I notice that Fenerbahce scored in the 21st and 23rd minutes of stoppage time, which must be some kind of record.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 August 2023 21:00 (three months ago) link
... turns that was a mistake, they scored in 78th and 80th minutes!
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Thursday, 17 August 2023 21:20 (three months ago) link
Aye, mon the coefficient and all that.
― ailsa, Thursday, 17 August 2023 21:46 (three months ago) link
chronicball
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 26 August 2023 15:51 (three months ago) link
I'll get in early: Rodgers out
― ailsa, Monday, 28 August 2023 11:14 (three months ago) link
im generally p patient with new coaches/managers as a rule of thumb, esp since CCV is out of the lineup and theyre playing children at cb. but losing to kilmarnock and then drawing st johnstone at home does not inspire a lot of hope for the season, let alone champions league.
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, 28 August 2023 11:23 (three months ago) link
(xp) I refer the House to my post of Sunday the 13th.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Monday, 28 August 2023 11:36 (three months ago) link
rodgers relegating hatate to the bench is proof that god hates us
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Monday, 28 August 2023 11:44 (three months ago) link
Still, at least we had that creepy guy from the Spanish FA at Hamilton Accies for a bit. That'll put us on the world map again
― ailsa, Tuesday, 29 August 2023 18:51 (three months ago) link
booooooo
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Tuesday, 29 August 2023 23:50 (three months ago) link
Well there goes the coefficient! Embarrassing stuff and I fully expect Celtic to embarrass themselves too this season.
― Monthly Python (Tom D.), Thursday, 31 August 2023 20:35 (three months ago) link
We appear to watching some terrible revival of the Tennents Sixes on BBC Scotland. Kris Commons has fair been at the pies since retiring.
― ailsa, Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:29 (three months ago) link
Also I think every player at this "Masters" tournament is at least a decade younger than me. Pedro Mendes looks like someone's aged him using one of those "what will you look like in 40 years" apps.
― ailsa, Saturday, 9 September 2023 19:38 (three months ago) link
👀
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Saturday, 30 September 2023 15:54 (two months ago) link
watched Celtic for the first time in a while against Livi last weekend, really impressed with O'Riley. Brendan is probably more of a hindrance than a help at this point but Rangers don't look to be up to much this season.
― ( X '____' )/ (zappi), Saturday, 30 September 2023 19:28 (two months ago) link
o'reilly has been class, need more reo next to him in midfield tbh, rly loved that palma goal today. not a huge brendan fan but they shd win the season regardless. be lucky to get any results in the champions league tho.
rangers look dire so far so thats fun.
― oatly carmichael (m bison), Saturday, 30 September 2023 20:01 (two months ago) link
lol
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Sunday, 1 October 2023 19:58 (two months ago) link
Bye then Michael Beale. You weren't even comically rubbish, just not very good.
I love Matt O'Riley.
― ailsa, Monday, 2 October 2023 09:30 (two months ago) link
lampard in
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Monday, 2 October 2023 12:09 (two months ago) link
celtic in europe, man
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:56 (two months ago) link
I just think of the Champions League as a way of getting into the Europa League.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:03 (two months ago) link
need to get third for that !
― LaMDA barry-stanners (||||||||), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 21:17 (two months ago) link
Working out permutations of the ways we can fuck up qualification groups should be on the national curriculum
― ailsa, Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:51 (one month ago) link
Absolute shocker of a VAR, obvs.
― ailsa, Thursday, 12 October 2023 20:52 (one month ago) link
We need one point right? And Norway have to beat Spain and us? I don't think Spain are very good but Norway are shite even with Haaland.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 October 2023 21:16 (one month ago) link
Euro 2008. We've been here before. Georgia away is heralding unnecessary feelings of deja vu.
― ailsa, Thursday, 12 October 2023 22:07 (one month ago) link
Believe me I'm trying hard to convince myself here.
― The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Thursday, 12 October 2023 22:12 (one month ago) link
Are you sure you're even Scottish? As soon as it went to VAR I suddenly remembered my place and why optimism isn't a thing that happens. Calling it for a non-existent foul then suddenly finding an offside decision that didn't flag VAR instead is this year's whatever-the-fuck-that-Hutton-against-Italy thing was.
https://gifer.com/en/Acau
― ailsa, Thursday, 12 October 2023 22:43 (one month ago) link
Is this just rolling Scottish football forever?
someone has chucked a pie on the pitch “in anger” during morton vs dunfermline and i genuinely feel patriotic at how this image could only exist via scottish football pic.twitter.com/TVkGZvHjZI— Adam Park (@admprk_) November 3, 2023
― ailsa, Friday, 3 November 2023 23:32 (one month ago) link