can't think of a good title: SPFL 2020/2021

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here we go ten in a row?

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

Fingers crossed.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

only watched 7 minute highlights of the Celtic game from Sunday but honestly from an attacking point of view the bhoys looked "class" - albeit against Hamilton who might finally get relegated this season (fingers crossed).

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

Can't see them holding on to Edouard for the entire season tbh.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

aye, he is too good :(

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

Best young forward we've ever had imo

オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 12:43 (three years ago) link

Took us all of one game to fuck up COVID bubbles to protect football.

2 Aberdeen players tested positive and 6 others isolating after a trip to the city centre pubs following their match on Saturday. Game with St Johnstone off.

オニモ (onimo), Friday, 7 August 2020 12:31 (three years ago) link

aye, this season is going to be a bit of a fiasco you'd imagine

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Friday, 7 August 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link

Gerrard clearly turned on el búfalo. will anyone actually buy him though?

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Friday, 7 August 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link

Season over.

Young Boys of Bernie (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 August 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-53733180

Footballers. Honestly. Clowns.

The Scottish government is warning that it could call a halt to the football season after a Celtic player breached coronavirus rules.

Boli Bolingoli admitted he played in Sunday's match against Kilmarnock despite having recently returned from Spain without quarantining.

オニモ (onimo), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 09:18 (three years ago) link

Griffiths in the COVID bad boy's club too but we already knew what a dick he was.

Mud... jam... failure (aldo), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link

We also had Rangers going ahead with a bounce game against Motherwell with 9 (iirc) players awaiting test results and therefore not cleared to play.

Given what we know of Scottish football's ability to govern itself and given how many Riordan, O'Connor, Griffiths, etc. types there are (I see a pattern and it's not just their barbers 😀) I think the chances of getting through the season without wee Nicola pulling the plug are slim to none.

オニモ (onimo), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

bolingoli is one of those players you expect is a numpty based on how he plays. id drum both him and racist leigh out of cp right now if it were possible

Temporary Erogenous Zone (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ryan christie, target man

||||||||, Thursday, 27 August 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link

(tbf to him he actually made an OK hash at it but was still not convincing. instantly looked more comfortable when he was moved to a wider position)

||||||||, Thursday, 27 August 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

don't get me started. classic lennyball

Aberdeen flying the flag in Europe the night at least

rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 August 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

olivier ntcham, AMF

||||||||, Thursday, 27 August 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

think there might actually be a title-race this year if Celtic's early season form is any indication, although the Morelos situation is obviously a big issue for rangers, he really dug them out of a hole constantly last season

rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 August 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

hard to replace goals, even though he never scores against celtic. if we can hold on to edouard (unlikely) and get a CB, I'd fancy our chances. off season has been so compressed, with players training at home/alone over the summer, would expect them to get progressively better as match fitness comes on

||||||||, Thursday, 27 August 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

aye, I fear for eddy. and the transfer windae doesn't slam-shut until October!

rascal clobber (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 27 August 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link

would expect them to get progressively better as match fitness comes on

Yup. It's a shit excuse but I think without Boli's wee trip to Spain we'd have bern two matches sharper and fitter and good enough to win last night.

オニモ (onimo), Thursday, 27 August 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

Good thread of footballers you'd rightly forgotten

The next time you hear “He’ll score for fun up there” about an SPFL signing target, send them this thread.

Players that cut it in England, but not Scotland. pic.twitter.com/vZtSEg3UA5

— Evan (@EvanMcFarlane) September 8, 2020

オニモ (onimo), Wednesday, 9 September 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

getting really fucking tired of Greg Taylorcutsitback

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

plays like a coward who knows he's out of his depth

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

haven't seen much Celtic lately but what I have seen has been quite pish

despacito ergo sum (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link

aye it's been rough going apart from one or two games - lacking in imagination, movement and speed and too many of the best players just a bit off the pace

defence also looks ready to give everyone at least one goal every game

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

thank fuck

despacito ergo sum (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 24 September 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

I reckon 'thank fuck' will be trending

Celtic Football Club 2020/21 pic.twitter.com/NpSv7oFT1O

— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) September 24, 2020

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Thursday, 24 September 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link

Celtic unwatchable this season

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 4 October 2020 12:49 (three years ago) link

lax alt's barnet isn't going to help

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

French Eddy has COVID

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

first Glasgow derby of the season in 11 days

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

fucksake

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Tuesday, 6 October 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link

It's as much fun watching Scotland as it's ever been. Really feeling the value in this lockdown Sky sub.

/sarcasm

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Thursday, 8 October 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link

hwfg

...

to get beaten by Serbia

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 8 October 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link

Me myself and I watching the big game at home today.

I have never been less stoked for the madness.

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 17 October 2020 10:58 (three years ago) link

Jotters all round for our coaching team. Tactically inept. No motivation. No organisation. Nothing.

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 17 October 2020 13:15 (three years ago) link

Took me 12 minutes of half watching Arbroath vs Hearts to realise Hearts weren't the team in maroon.

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

absolute glamour tie in Gayfield on a Friday night

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:09 (three years ago) link

I'd quite like to have ticked Gayfield off my list if Covid-19 wasn't around - first competitive fixture there since 1979! Cue "you'll have a chance to visit next season" jokes.

knowing for certain the first touch of the light will finish you (fionnland), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

haha

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

you'll have a chance to visit next year when we repeat this season

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Friday, 23 October 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

Truly saddened to learn of Ebbe Skovdahl’s passing. Ebbe was in charge of @AberdeenFC from 1999 to 2003, he was 75 years old. RIP ❤️ pic.twitter.com/tbyG7tPVvd

— ally begg ⭐️⭐️ (@ally_begg) October 23, 2020

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Saturday, 24 October 2020 09:50 (three years ago) link

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/54764579

Marius Zaliukas dead at 36 from MND

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Sunday, 1 November 2020 11:53 (three years ago) link

Oh, that's terrible. I didn't know he was ill. Such a horrible horrible disease. RIP.

(Missed the news about Skovdahl as as well. Can't we have nice things any more? Ryan Christie's goal was a belter this afternoon)

ailsa, Monday, 2 November 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link

Nice things were so hundreds of years ago :(

Fantastic finish from Christie but I'm still struggling to get worked up about fan-free-fitba. Like I appreciate the technique and applaud it like I would any of darragh's efforts in the 'I SCORED A GOAL FFS' thread but I don't get out of the eight month deep crater in my couch.

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Monday, 2 November 2020 10:07 (three years ago) link

that zaliukas story is very sad. so young (not just saying that because we're the same age).

Celtic actually winning a game feels novel!

Politically homely (jim in vancouver), Monday, 2 November 2020 18:19 (three years ago) link

we not got a set piece coach or what

||||||||, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

Have I requested the sacking of everyone recently? If not, that.

Highlight tonight was Lennon asking Kennedy for an opinion and Kennedy straight up shrugging and turning away

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

here we go, ten in a rona (onimo), Thursday, 5 November 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

good to see the gers take a stand against bigotry...

Suggest Banazir (onimo), Friday, 19 March 2021 21:12 (three years ago) link

Only 330 years behind the rest of us. Slavia and a section of their fans can get tae though.

Watching a few of them still persisting with the idea that Roofe got the ball and therefore it's ok to nearly decapitate the Slavia goalie is fun.

The narrative around Sunday's game is some bullshit though. "Please stay home" = we're no' giving you *more* selfie opportunities and *another* police escort up to a covid-fest, there might be Tims at this one.

ailsa, Friday, 19 March 2021 23:30 (three years ago) link

Front page of the Record on fans potentially going to the stadium:

TURN UP AND YOU'LL BE LOCKED UP
Senior cop says arrests will be made

Slightly different from the approach at Ibrox with the police escort to the George Square wrecking spree.

Suggest Banazir (onimo), Saturday, 20 March 2021 12:18 (three years ago) link

It's ridiculous how much effort the club is putting into the stay at home message.
Like are there really thousands of Celtic fans desperate to storm the streets at the prospect of John Kennedy squeaking a home win in a dead rubber?

Suggest Banazir (onimo), Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:33 (three years ago) link

There's no accounting for random heid-the-ba's but I think I'd rather be anywhere on Earth doing anything else.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Sunday, 21 March 2021 11:42 (three years ago) link

Fairly standard distribution

SPFL Premiership
Penalties Conceded
20/21 Season
As at 22/03 (67)

Ross County 13
Motherwell 9
Aberdeen 7
Hamilton 6
Livingston 6
Celtic 5
Hibs 5
Kilmarnock 5
Dundee Utd 4
St.Mirren 4
St.Johnstone 3
Rangers 0

Suggest Banazir (onimo), Monday, 22 March 2021 11:49 (three years ago) link

the true ranger plays with dignity, timmy

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Monday, 22 March 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

i haven't even bothered to watch the highlights from yisterday, might not even bother my arse at all

himpathy with the devil (jim in vancouver), Monday, 22 March 2021 18:47 (three years ago) link

scott brown will be a don next year.

end of an era.

knowing celtic, we won't strengthen sufficiently in the summer, and he'll come visiting and boss the midfield :/

on the other hand he's been crap - with notable exceptions - for about 2 year

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 25 March 2021 17:33 (three years ago) link

Scotland are playing Israel.

Again.

It's rubbish.

Suggest Banazir (onimo), Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:17 (three years ago) link

And they're getting beat, but they played three times last year and didn't beat them once, penalty shootouts aside.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Sunday, 28 March 2021 19:48 (three years ago) link

In the year 3043 Scotland and Israel shared the spoils in yet another closely contested match, their 5423th in recent years. No-one remembers how or why this started but both sides know that it must not end.

Suggest Banazir (onimo), Sunday, 28 March 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7P7XJxATAA

this classic popped up my youtube earlier

calzino, Monday, 12 April 2021 08:36 (three years ago) link

Died at the end of last year, Jim did.

Duncan Disorderly (Tom D.), Monday, 12 April 2021 08:47 (three years ago) link

broke: football died with the super league announcement

woke: football died when Motherwell painted over the Keep Cigarettes Away From The Match sign pic.twitter.com/XU467USf6i

— jamie (@ekvous) April 19, 2021

calzino, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 07:21 (three years ago) link

Nir Bitton is still a Celtic year of Our Lord 2021.

Suggest Banazir (onimo), Wednesday, 21 April 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

will this season ever end

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 21 April 2021 19:53 (three years ago) link

I've never cared less about a season of football in my life. It actually appears to have transcended lockdown and be operating in its own never-ending time loop.

ailsa, Thursday, 22 April 2021 09:06 (three years ago) link

OTM. Will the pandemic make me hate the game I love?

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 April 2021 10:46 (three years ago) link

....I dunno, some of us are dreaming of a historic Cup double!

hamicle, Thursday, 22 April 2021 18:27 (three years ago) link

im worried that Mr Gerrard's unstoppable domestic juggernaut will be winning it

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 22 April 2021 18:29 (three years ago) link

St Mirren the only Scottish team to beat them this season I believe?

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 April 2021 20:07 (three years ago) link

You are correct.

My hopes aren’t too high for Sunday. We’ve had close games with them this season but I get the impression last night was our chance for a win but wasn’t to be. Rangers have a lot more options at their disposal to change things for Sunday.

hamicle, Thursday, 22 April 2021 22:56 (three years ago) link

There's got to be some mileage to be had here with Rangers having a problem with saints.

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link

Well! Hopefully we don’t waste it next round. My £2 at 20/1 is still live

hamicle, Sunday, 25 April 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link

Quite a finish

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Monday, 26 April 2021 01:06 (two years ago) link

I'm going to attempt to watch Celtic again today.

like serious illness isn't enough

Change display name in my last (onimo), Sunday, 2 May 2021 10:40 (two years ago) link

Not one of your better ideas.

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 May 2021 11:46 (two years ago) link

nope

Change display name in my last (onimo), Sunday, 2 May 2021 11:53 (two years ago) link

the snookers on lads

Change display name in my last (onimo), Sunday, 2 May 2021 12:14 (two years ago) link

Courage, the torture will soon be over.

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Sunday, 2 May 2021 12:58 (two years ago) link

How is this still this season? Seriously.

ailsa, Tuesday, 4 May 2021 07:03 (two years ago) link

Sorry, Tom D!

hamicle, Sunday, 9 May 2021 15:25 (two years ago) link

Hibs v St Johnstone is not objectionable tbh.

Authoritarian Steaks (Tom D.), Sunday, 9 May 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link

Quite an enjoyable game, that (apart from repeated texts of "aw pish" from my mate). Hibs v St Johnstone sounds like it could be a decent final as well.

ailsa, Sunday, 9 May 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link

Fucking hell, eh.

Had to watch that in a pub in Dundee; but it was the three of us and three Utd fans.

Unreal. Don’t know how to react really.

hamicle, Saturday, 22 May 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link

Congrats. Some season.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 May 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link

I’m delighted it happened and gutted I couldn’t be there. Have had a few years without a season ticket for various reasons but I’ll get one for the upcoming season.

hamicle, Saturday, 22 May 2021 17:15 (two years ago) link

Excellent season, shame tptb decided on manager of the season before the season was done.

ailsa, Saturday, 22 May 2021 19:04 (two years ago) link

There would have been (more) rioting in the streets if Stevie Me hadn't won it tbf.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Saturday, 22 May 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

What a world we're living in when Celtic get a new manager and only find out about it days later and by accident. The world's gone mad I tell ye.

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 June 2021 09:46 (two years ago) link

Anyone made the crack about Celtic being unable to attract a big name manager so settling for a manager with a big name instead yet?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Sunday, 13 June 2021 16:11 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

the AP going for Mooy is an interesting rumour, he'd be a great signing I reckon but I'm slightly biased as he's the best Town player I have seen in my lifetime, as low a bar as that is. I think he'd have to take a pay cut because he's on super stupid megabucks at Shanghai and his brother recently died so idk if he'd want to be a couple of extra thousand miles away from home.

calzino, Friday, 2 July 2021 09:29 (two years ago) link

Mooy played for St Mirren right at the start of his career!

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Friday, 2 July 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

moy is a bhoy would be a good headline. make it happen ange

《Myst1kOblivi0n》 (jim in vancouver), Friday, 2 July 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link

How good or otherwise is James Vincent? Can't say he stood out to me in the episodes of Sportscene I saw last season but maybe he just got short shrift in the edit

Well *I* know who he is (aldo), Saturday, 3 July 2021 11:05 (two years ago) link

In normal times I wouldn’t be that excited to be in a football stadium for a pre-season friendly (St Johnstone vs Preston North End), especially with last season’s cup successes, but it’s 2021 and I am mildly excited to be in a stadium for a pre-season friendly.

hamicle, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link

Just the matter of PSV Eindhoven or Galatasaray for Saints in Europa League QR3 for Saints (we get the loser of that tie, Celtic or Midtjylland get the winner).

hamicle, Monday, 19 July 2021 12:37 (two years ago) link

This whole story is outstanding. pic.twitter.com/5QHcZiryEA

— Garry Carmody (@GarryCarmody) July 25, 2021

"Celtic fan McGuire, 38 - who was hit with a footie ban and did jail time for punching police horses - denied knowledge of the mascot."

MoMsnet (calzino), Monday, 26 July 2021 11:40 (two years ago) link


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