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Great news for @highstorrs Alumni @kylewalker2 https://t.co/Q4NGqPxUhg

— High Storrs Alumni (@HStorrsAlumni) July 13, 2017

is that your old alma mater as well, caek?

yup, but please don't steal my online banking

I wouldn't want to add to the grief of that gruelling penalty shootout 5 years back, so I'll make an exception this time!

wait by "as well as kyle walker" or "as well as calzino"?!

oooh! you are so bitchy and waspish, caek! I bet you didn't get that from High Storrs!

no i'm serious!

all i meant was not stealing from your online banking after inflicting playoff misery 5 years back. I think we both have crossed wires here, no offence intended or taken really tbh!

haha no i got that, i just reread your original message and thought you might have been saying you went to that school too!

I can't guarantee your bank account now though, sorry it is just the way it is.

rip my student loan repayments

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVARO0PRm8w

finally a game worthy of the nauseating Murdoch tv appellation "Super Sunday"! (Motherwell vs Aberdeen obv)

jfc, how easy was that?! this has been great fun so far

heh, i sleep through lunchtime games now, but it was nice to wake up to this

https://i.imgur.com/ptLwFgD.png

"Duffy, a United substitute, jinked into the area from the right and lashed a shot past Westwood, and all Wednesday’s good work from the previous 20 minutes was wasted. It was ripped up, thrown in a bin and set on fire after 76 minutes, when Clarke burst between two limp defenders and clipped the most delicate of finishes over Westwood."

lmao

I didn't realise Leon Clarke was at the Blades now, he has had some clubs has that lad! Surprised the massive conceded 4 at home - even in a derby. Their defence was so tight last season, but fuck 'em and great result!

Leon? Really? Leon??

this is all going to end in tears (i.e. play offs) but i'm having a lovely time so far

we hate leeds iirc. should be a good (bad) game.

I love it when L**ds choke, even though apparently Bielsa is apparently some managerial fucking genius cos he looks like jack duckworth and spies on opposition training grounds - choking is what the white shite do.

Wilder had an interesting take on his goalscorer. “He’s done well to be the match-winner because after 25 minutes he was coming off as he was absolutely useless. But I left him in there. I still don’t think this is a defining result but we’re in the mix.”

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Everything crossed

lol, someone I used to work with who coached Brighouse Town Ladies fc used to often chat with that premiership manager Chris Wilder.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjYWJ0zVaoU

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Dear Blades,

please have a jolly good piss-up on Wednesday night,

signed

Uncle Neil

Like a song for Ched Evans
Like a whinge about Tevez
Like a Dave Bassett long ball
Like a Sean Bean tattoo
Like the fave team of Warnock
Like a sad gammon bastard
Oh Sheffield United,
You'll fuck it again

very likely yes

I just hope they have treacle in their boots tomorrow night, can't be dealing with the potential of a last game relegation like in 2002. My heart can't take it. After Burnley getting into bother for putting out a weakened squad for a dead rubber game it seems we'll up against a full strength xi who have just won 4 on the bounce.

2001 wasn't it?

oops, yeah that is correct. It was a bad year for silly bald guy... and Patrick Stewart. It was a fucking conspiracy of other managers putting out weakened sides, and ulp... we just needed a point for safety in the penultimate game and completely fucked it.

Premiership? your having a laugh! tbh now now I feel deprived of a angst ridden last game cliffhanger

I don't care that he's a gammon and widely despised on ilx. WARNOCK IS GOD!!!!

Wow! Grats to ILx Blades and Terriers.

spare a thought for the 2336 Reading fans who bought tickets for the last game

sparing a thought for anyone from Reading as a matter of course tbh

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x-post with its grim, up north and Real England&

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-south-yorkshire-67650086