and that, son, is why we don't scissor kick it out of our own area
― Cap'n Save-a-Co. (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 September 2013 06:18 (twelve years ago)
Fuck I have to get a train to Sunderland tomorrow and everything.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 September 2013 22:44 (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
I mean this is genuinely the stupidest managerial appointment in Premiership history and that's not even defending O'Neill.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 22 September 2013 22:47 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
You're the new Sunderland boss???
― Hamburglar's smiling too (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Sunday, 22 September 2013 22:48 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― C/3 Jenks kakling Neu! military£ absinthe snkkt! pckls Özil JTCF njhtdgs (imago), Sunday, 22 September 2013 23:02 (twelve years ago)
Joining an august club like Liverpool was not compatible with his rebellious side
― nakhchivan, Friday, October 25, 2013 6:40 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
august til mid november club morelike
― drugs/lies: poll (darraghmac), Friday, October 25, 2013 6:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― increasingly desperate demand for high (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 October 2013 17:44 (twelve years ago)
Spurs
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Friday, 25 October 2013 19:54 (twelve years ago)
Moyes - I'll take any kind of win
Would like if this was made into a musical number.
― Legitimate space tale (LocalGarda), Sunday, 27 October 2013 10:40 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this keeps giving :D
― little busquets made of tiki-taka (imago), Sunday, 27 October 2013 10:59 (twelve years ago)
Gerrard with a beautiful 80 yard great owlet moth plum onto the big man's forehead.― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 7 December 2013 11:00 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 7 December 2013 11:00 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― gaze not into the navel (onimo), Thursday, 12 December 2013 16:52 (twelve years ago)
this was underappreciated on ILE I thought:
R.I.P. Television Without Pityhttp://io9.com/its-hard-to-imagine-the-internet-without-television-wi-1553131720I don't understand how the web works as a business, but I can't see how no one else would be interested in buying TWP after NBCU decided to put it on the market. Daily Candy, sure, wgaf...but TWP is a treasure.― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 27 March 2014 21:59 (Yesterday) PermalinkChelsea were interested at one point.― pandemic, Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:03 (Yesterday) Permalink
http://io9.com/its-hard-to-imagine-the-internet-without-television-wi-1553131720
I don't understand how the web works as a business, but I can't see how no one else would be interested in buying TWP after NBCU decided to put it on the market. Daily Candy, sure, wgaf...but TWP is a treasure.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 27 March 2014 21:59 (Yesterday) Permalink
Chelsea were interested at one point.
― pandemic, Thursday, 27 March 2014 22:03 (Yesterday) Permalink
― boxall, Friday, 28 March 2014 03:56 (twelve years ago)
lol
― Natrijev hidroksid (nakhchivan), Friday, 28 March 2014 04:00 (twelve years ago)
sick of this corrupt fifa system, mythic oil does not produce those results
― r|t|c, Wednesday, July 9, 2014 1:15 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
he messed up the chance to make it 8-0, certainly
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, July 9, 2014 1:17 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Kiss Screaming Seagull Her Seagull Her (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 13:27 (eleven years ago)
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 9 July 2014 13:46 (eleven years ago)
haa
― cpt navajo (darraghmac), Wednesday, 9 July 2014 13:56 (eleven years ago)
rtc and ogmor with two of the best footcelsiors of recent weeks in the space of 10 posts on the same thread; completely unrelated
"and can slot in at right-back if required" - close season transfer banter 2014
― imago, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 19:00 (eleven years ago)
ironically enough shitty russian android® actually looks just like rob green at corners
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)
oh right u meant the fulham zing, yeah that was a goodun
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 21:54 (eleven years ago)
lol u don't say
true enough about mollycoddling, idk tribal self-mythologising nonsense probably but i've long felt there to be an interesting frisson whenever a top bloke geezer comes under the fannying aegis of the kewpie platonic poodle kennel. and now austin is becoming a hybrid fancyman
plus look no further than former petty thug karl henry now a responsible asthmatic piano playing chessmaster with a penchant for orlebar brown swimwear
thought occurred during wolves birmingham and reminiscing about blues ledges of the mid 90s who i could never tell apart but were thoroughly of the grim piece - grainger, devlin, tait, legg... all unthinkable in a hoops shirt
like hill and derry are the types who anywhere else would do their two year bid or month's loan and become a footnote, here as ott realness darlings we clasped them to our bosom for 5 years until their ears fell off and button eyes came unsewn
― r|t|c, Monday, November 3, 2014 9:35 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Monday, 3 November 2014 21:50 (eleven years ago)
love it when rtc stirs to full kewpie excoriation
i wouldnt care to speculate on whose style it's most redolent of but fwiw the op photo brings to mind a pair of roman centurions expelling a market scrote that has interrupted the crucifixtion
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:15 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Theyve stopped him getting to the cross
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 August 2013 00:19 (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 December 2014 12:17 (eleven years ago)
hell have been happy with that when he sees it this morning
― local eire man (darraghmac), Thursday, 25 December 2014 12:18 (eleven years ago)
Is Jack Colback the least glamorous footballer in the Premier League?
― This comment was removed by a moderator because it didn't abide by (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 May 2015 16:37 (eleven years ago)
going thru the motions here a bit but
― imago, Saturday, 12 September 2015 16:32 (ten years ago)
Fellini starts up front, Martial on the bench.
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, September 12, 2015 3:58 PM (33 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Fellaini
― I wear my Redditor loathing with pride (ShariVari), Saturday, September 12, 2015 3:59 PM (32 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
more of an 8½ than an orthodox #9
― Number None, Saturday, September 12, 2015 4:04 PM (27 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
my god
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:50 (ten years ago)
deems with the rabona cross, rtc with the scorpion finish
― avant-garde, sissy bounce, zombie rave, aquacrunk, warlock, oceangrunge, (imago), Sunday, 22 November 2015 18:51 (ten years ago)
still most proud of res azpi loquitur far as regrettable lj catnip goes
― r|t|c, Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:06 (ten years ago)
lj catnip otm tbf
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 November 2015 20:13 (ten years ago)
what the hell time is it there deems
― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:48 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it is TRANSFER DEADLINE DAY here gbx. time stops at 22:59:59 so it is that time
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:49 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i am currently awaiting confirmation from the FA as to whether i can move to the bedroom
― "Asshole Lost in Coughdrop": THAT'S a story (darraghmac), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 01:50 (2 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― The difficult earlier reichs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 January 2016 01:51 (ten years ago)
what's a club rep?― s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:13 (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
It's that attribute on Champ Manager that determines how likely big name players are to sign for you.― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 21 February 2004 17:15 (11 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Saoirse birther (darraghmac), Friday, 15 January 2016 00:27 (ten years ago)
Macklemore, "Same Love"
― Skaciety (pronounced the way you'd pronounce society) (DJ Mencap), Friday, 22 January 2016 18:24 (ten years ago)
djpd25 @DJ0725 Apr 19 @ChrisSmalling tell van gaal fuck off
just got a weird pang of nostalgia
― Number None, Thursday, June 2, 2016 11:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Yeah that was one of transvision vamp's better songs
― real orgone kid (NickB), Thursday, June 2, 2016 11:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Noodle Vague, Friday, 3 June 2016 05:57 (ten years ago)
A boot miskicking a human face forever
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, June 28, 2016 10:51 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― imago, Tuesday, 28 June 2016 23:08 (nine years ago)
yep
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Tuesday, 28 June 2016 23:08 (nine years ago)
it's incredible that labour were handed one of the biggest open goals in recent political history with the fallout from Brexit and they've still managed to smash he ball not just over the crossbar but right out of the stadium
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:18 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
brian
― report your crimes to my burning ghost cock (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 19:19 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 July 2016 21:50 (nine years ago)
https://twitter.com/StreathamRovers/status/785177357925703680
I've been enjoying the Streatham Rovers twitter feed's recent livetweets of their matches
― Dadjokke (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 9 October 2016 21:51 (nine years ago)
It's turned into a real game of human chess out there, in stark contrast to the carnage in the stands, where there are now almost no survivors.
― Sgt's Laughter (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 16 January 2011 17:55 (2 weeks ago)
there's a similarity
― imago, Sunday, 9 October 2016 22:06 (nine years ago)
spain make me feel like a sceptical boondocks sheriff looking at two moonshone alien abductees- if all this probing is really going on, then why is there no attack?
― Ну, там твое место, там сабе будь! (darraghmac),
― standard disclaimer applies (darraghmac), Sunday, 27 January 2013 02:42 (three years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
underrated little. effort this
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Tuesday, 22 November 2016 03:46 (nine years ago)
not a footcelsior as such but thanks to r|t|c for ensuring that the phrase eurostep past a hater like ian woan will no doubt stay with me for a long while
― pandemic, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:28 (nine years ago)
also i think i posted this at the end of the world cup thread once before but it belongs here also, and saves darragh the task of posting it himself
poor old kuyt y'day, first half patrolled the wing with no shade, then 2nd half LVG had him swap wings so he was doing it again!
― pandemic, Monday, June 30, 2014 9:50 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
no point coddling a workhorse
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Monday, June 30, 2014 9:55 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
noticed that, like his whole job was to soak up the u/v
― clockpuncher (Noodle Vague), Monday, June 30, 2014 10:56 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
bit of the old u/v, a clockworkhorse oraanje
― do u like green ez & jam (darraghmac), Monday, June 30, 2014 11:01 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
our old friend louis van, rvp all nonsense now
― Ismael Klata, Monday, June 30, 2014 11:17 AM (two years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― pandemic, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 17:37 (nine years ago)
had this bad bitch uptown she was woan
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:14 (nine years ago)
im not sure about including the klata footnote there tbphwu
― identity politics rooted in tolkienism (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 18:29 (nine years ago)
really just the pinnacle of ilx tbh
― s'rong, unstable (darraghmac), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 19:54 (nine years ago)
Tbf we at least signed defoe the day we fucked it to man city
And I was in Paris at the time whereas we were three up against united as I entered the no-phone zone of my grandmother's funeral
To think, she was anointed and consecrated at the very moment the dockyard lizard king hissed "ladssszzzszz itszszszsz Tottenham
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 10:26 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
.............
sorry for your loss
― Number None, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 11:28 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― jk rowling obituary thread (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:31 (eight years ago)
haha I thought about footcelsioring that
― imago, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 15:00 (eight years ago)
Yes that were right good
Still tho
A stray grenade lands next to TV commentator Martin Tyler's foot, and unfortunately for him - it's liiiiiive
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:13 (eight years ago)
srsly thought of that the other day and chuckled to myself
― imago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:17 (eight years ago)
It makes life better
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:17 (eight years ago)
spurs-utd livecomms probably the highlight of all ilx football content
― imago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:18 (eight years ago)
RIP grandma all the same
― rum dmc (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 00:19 (eight years ago)
We were going to wait till 4:20 pm, but we were just too excited 😏We are proud to announce our partnership with @NuwuCannabis! The first professional sports team in the U.S. to partner with a marijuana dispensary. ONLY. IN. VEGAS. pic.twitter.com/ItGhT7a4vn— Las Vegas Lights FC (@lvlightsfc) April 13, 2018
― I want to change my display name (dan m), Saturday, 14 April 2018 01:59 (eight years ago)
This is what happens when Napoli fans & Juventus fans walk down the same street in Torino 😂📽️ IG/trollserieatim pic.twitter.com/X3iFZucfUj— ItalianFootballTV (@IFTVofficial) April 21, 2018
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 22 April 2018 15:14 (eight years ago)
Beautiful. Like when the Irish joined Braveheart.
― a simian who gave no fucks (onimo), Sunday, 22 April 2018 23:51 (eight years ago)