names of footballers that float through your head

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gifton noel-williams

― r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:17 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
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was this the 'on dis ting' guy?
no it couldn't be. even so, what was that dudes name?

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

dariusz dziekanowski
dariusz wdowczyk

smoke on this^ one (cozen), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

I have a feeling that Dedryck Boyata will be this for many of us in a few years

nakh I see yr andy hinchcliffe and raise you chris vinnicombe

on dis ting was ashley-paul robinson, late of dulwich hamlet

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:23 (fifteen years ago)

ha i searched ashley p a while back, think he was at croydon or bromley or somewhere

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

Pat van den Hauwe

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:24 (fifteen years ago)

ah. knew it was double barrel

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

dariusz kubicki

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

In January 2010, he signed for Dulwich Hamlet. On Sunday 7th March it was confirmed that Ashley - Paul Robinson had left Dulwich Hamlet. Ashley currently plays for Dorking FC in the combined counties and FC pitts.

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:25 (fifteen years ago)

APR was at Bromley I think yeah, but dude can't hold down a place anywhere. I think he got fat

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

how does someone who played championship football as a teenager end up playing for dorking

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:26 (fifteen years ago)

PHIL STAMP

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)

STEED Malbranqe

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:27 (fifteen years ago)

nelinho

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:28 (fifteen years ago)

as i've never knowingly heard anyone else pronounce it, does anyone else say kerlon as ker-loin? i cannae help it.

/most boring message i have ever put on ilx.

purblind snowcock splattered (a hoy hoy), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:29 (fifteen years ago)

henrikh mhkitaryan

― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:21 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

Full name Henrikh Hamlet Mkhitaryan
Date of birth January 21, 1989 (age 21)

r|t|c, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:31 (fifteen years ago)

i know, right?

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:35 (fifteen years ago)

Bart Goor

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:40 (fifteen years ago)

and yeah he was invoked recently but Pegguy Arphexad 4alltime

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)

FAUST/ARP/HEX

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:43 (fifteen years ago)

of course the most celebrated Peg Guy = Stefan Postma

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

Stefan Postma memorial thread

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:45 (fifteen years ago)

tru story

in the late nineties i was looking thru the daily telegraph's fantasy football player list, and there amid the gary breens and flitcrofts was ARPHEXAD

but for some reason i got the idea he was levantine or caucasian or something

turns out he's french caribbean, ehhh

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:46 (fifteen years ago)

answer me truthfully: do u have a lexical fetish abt asia minor

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:48 (fifteen years ago)

nuh

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

cool names is cool names tho

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

lol Stefan Postma had a trial with Liverpool ya know. I got his autograph outside Melwood once, no one knew he was.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:49 (fifteen years ago)

That was in 98 or 99 btw.

The referee was perfect (Chris), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:50 (fifteen years ago)

Both clubs have a waterbird on their crest but Swansea's is a swan and ADO's appears to be an egret. Big difference there.

― Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 14:51 (2 years ago)

q impressed with this early bid for authority

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:51 (fifteen years ago)

my old stalwart

Gaston Taument

modrić in paradise (blueski), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:52 (fifteen years ago)

Carl Muggleton and Crawford Baptie are excellent choices, btw. Crawford Baptie is instantly symbolic of every journeyman SPL plodder in history (like a better Kirk Broadfoot), and Carl Muggleton is an instant symbol of how pish Celtic used to be (see also Martin Hayes, Stuart Slater - who I actually quite liked - and Wayne Biggins).

Jose Quitongo always puts me in mind of Jerome Vareille as well - vaguely crap foreigners who ended up having a very long and not very distinguished career in the arse end of the SPL.

Which brings us nicely on to Danny Invincibile.

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:57 (fifteen years ago)

nicky summerbee

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 14:59 (fifteen years ago)

marlon beresford

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

ruel fox

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:00 (fifteen years ago)

Wayne Biggins.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:01 (fifteen years ago)

Stern John

modrić in paradise (blueski), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:02 (fifteen years ago)

Gilles De Bilde and his partner in bringing droll Dutch nomenclature to Sheffield, Wim Jonk

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

Freddie Dindeleux.

Angel Rangel (which is not as good when you realise it's not pronounced to rhyme)

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:03 (fifteen years ago)

SIXTO PERALTA

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:04 (fifteen years ago)

Jermaine McSporran (symbolic of people I know nothing about other than hearing Jeff Stelling mention his name a lot on a Saturday afternoon)

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:05 (fifteen years ago)

Siphiwe tshabalala. Well just his surname really. Surprised no one in the epl bought the dude.

rappa ternt sagna (jim in glasgow), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:06 (fifteen years ago)

Mixu Paatelainen

Porpoises Rescue Dick Van Dyke (Nasty, Brutish & Short), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

^^^yes

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:08 (fifteen years ago)

phil jevons

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:09 (fifteen years ago)

Mixu Paatelainen's real first name is Mika-Matti, btw.

ailsa, Tuesday, 7 December 2010 15:14 (fifteen years ago)

Mika-Matti Paatelainen? That's... beautiful...

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 19:37 (fifteen years ago)

Pascal Bedrossian

fwiw: lol iirc sb'd u tbqh (dan m), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:05 (fifteen years ago)

nico melo

(651) (156), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:56 (fifteen years ago)

i think of emmanuel eboue a couple times a week

(651) (156), Tuesday, 7 December 2010 20:57 (fifteen years ago)

Bernard Diomede

Davek (davek_00), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

laurent robert

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 02:21 (fifteen years ago)

I love that multiple posters mentioned the same player more than once itt

Bixente Lizarazu

nashwan, Tuesday, 16 July 2024 19:02 (one year ago)

four weeks pass...

major league baseball, san diego padres edition:

Jurickson Profar

Isiah Kiner-Felefa

Humanitarian Pause (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 August 2024 07:41 (one year ago)

ffs baseball is everywhere on ILX.

Defund Phil Collins (Tom D.), Thursday, 15 August 2024 08:05 (one year ago)

eight months pass...

https://thesoccerdispatch.substack.com/p/indian-super-league-drama-auckland

Jason ‘Cumdog’ Cummings

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 16 April 2025 18:48 (one year ago)

Owen Archdeacon

Blake the Messenger (Tom D.), Sunday, 27 April 2025 12:25 (one year ago)

two months pass...

Zabaleta

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 12 July 2025 17:07 (eleven months ago)

one month passes...

This guy got fired from St Louis, which led to me reading about his career, which is pretty epic and weird

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lutz_Pfannenstiel

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 26 August 2025 16:55 (nine months ago)

Xp to Great Real Names perhaps

underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 26 August 2025 16:56 (nine months ago)

two months pass...

I am solemnly thinking of Gary Mabbutt today, because a rat has eaten part of my fridge

Sgt. Biscuits, Saturday, 15 November 2025 17:00 (seven months ago)

six months pass...

Mexx Meerdink

nashwan, Sunday, 24 May 2026 21:55 (one month ago)


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