o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

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o_O 2 now @ 77. Carry on with your abnormalcy here.

remy bean, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:35 (eight years ago) link

~business never personal~

am0n, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:40 (eight years ago) link

how the f do i get to that?

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:41 (eight years ago) link

just request access here chris

Request Access to 77 Borad

little dieter wants to FUCK (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:42 (eight years ago) link

Cool thanks

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:44 (eight years ago) link

how can anything else ever truly be o_O after http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stare.gif

why is this on ILE? Should be on Noize

sarahel, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 18:58 (eight years ago) link

excellent point, sarahel. mods?

little dieter wants to FUCK (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:05 (eight years ago) link

only if sarahel learns some manners i.e. the magic word

remy bean, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

thanks

sarahel, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:08 (eight years ago) link

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11/cattwoheadsKNS_450x330.jpg

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:11 (eight years ago) link

there. i feel better already.

scott seward, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:13 (eight years ago) link

o_O_o

am0n, Wednesday, 22 June 2011 19:14 (eight years ago) link

ha ha!

http://i.imgur.com/Q4fhS.gif

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:18 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_LZWk34xI&feature=youtu.be

remy bean, Friday, 24 June 2011 02:32 (eight years ago) link

fuck the haters

gr8080, Friday, 24 June 2011 02:40 (eight years ago) link

HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME

And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:46 (eight years ago) link

real talk

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 02:47 (eight years ago) link

apparently he lost all his paws after stepping in an "ice puddle" as a pup?!

However for restauranters, the delicacy does not come cheap, at a cost of $300 for 20 vials of semen.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 07:09 (eight years ago) link

$15 for a shot of a delicacy aint horrible

pretty steep for horse jizz tho

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 07:10 (eight years ago) link

horses are volume shooters iirc

dayo, Friday, 24 June 2011 13:14 (eight years ago) link

"Ladies thought it was great a couple were going to go home and get their husbands to eat grass," he said.

i like their style, but still v O_o

iirc

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:45 (eight years ago) link

hahaha I thought the same

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:47 (eight years ago) link

Also yeah that's really gross.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:47 (eight years ago) link

woah

that's really upsetting to me

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:26 (eight years ago) link

sad

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:26 (eight years ago) link

it's a thing

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:27 (eight years ago) link

a __________ thing

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:30 (eight years ago) link

“PLEASE don’t leave me,” the dying woman cried.
There was an American flag placed on this woman years later and a note from her family. Two people found the woman alone and barely alive but could do nothing to help her. They thought about that moment everyday and saved up all their money for 8 years to make a return trip and give her a proper "burial".

:(

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:31 (eight years ago) link

I mean it's nice they went back but still just v v sad.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:31 (eight years ago) link

its profoundly degraded, idiotic and sad

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:33 (eight years ago) link

yall cant even clean up yr own corpses maybe just stay home idk

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:33 (eight years ago) link

yeah I heard about that on a podcast... it's terrible

plus all the environmental destruction they're doing to everest so that some white guy can say "I paid 40k and went to the top of everest! ! !"

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:34 (eight years ago) link

I hope if that ever happens to me, they call the place "Baker's Corner" and not "North Face Jacket".

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:34 (eight years ago) link

good incentive to keep moving at any rate.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:36 (eight years ago) link

do people actually say stuff like: "just hang a left at green boots and if you hit mallory you know you've gone too far." since they are landmarks and all.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:37 (eight years ago) link

couldve at least had the consideration to die in bench pose

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:37 (eight years ago) link

i'm torn when it comes to mountain climbing, rock climbing, extreme skiing, skydiving, etc. i mean its sad when people die, but, um...you've kinda made your rocky bed in a way.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:39 (eight years ago) link

I'm totally gonna die in a kung fu pose

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:41 (eight years ago) link

i can totally understand the virtue of communing w/nature pushing yrself past preconceived boundaries honing yr skills etc, its kind of incredible on some level, but theres a line thats crossed at abt 25k feet or when you put on a wing suit or climb up some sheer rock face sans ropes or w/e where youre just not valuing yr life anymore

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 15:44 (eight years ago) link

1/4 death rate is pretty o_O

The trash at basecamp is scandalous.

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:46 (eight years ago) link

death rate on k2 is higher

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:48 (eight years ago) link

i believe

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:49 (eight years ago) link

xp: the K stands for "Kill U"

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:52 (eight years ago) link

a mountain named Kill U2...that's a mountain that I'll climb

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:53 (eight years ago) link

That's appalling. How is everyone who goes there not shamed into turning right around by the sight of all that garbage??

you're in the club and the light hits your ass like pow (Laurel), Friday, 24 June 2011 15:53 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zaeOl.gif

jeff, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:02 (eight years ago) link

what

jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:05 (eight years ago) link

haha uhhhh

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:06 (eight years ago) link

is that a fake midget charlie sheen

rebel yelp (gbx), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:06 (eight years ago) link

looks like someone just sized his head up a lil

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:07 (eight years ago) link

gbx, he looks real to me.

in an arrangement that mimics idiocy (Michael White), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:10 (eight years ago) link

http://www.hyperflesh.com/

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:11 (eight years ago) link

my bet is on a latex head to put on your Real Doll (tm)

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:11 (eight years ago) link

Wait what on Earth is that website?

I'm scared now.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:16 (eight years ago) link

Then I know what to get Charlie Sheen for Christmas!

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:18 (eight years ago) link

the website is TERRIFYING

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:21 (eight years ago) link

the website makes human skin masks a la mission impossible

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:23 (eight years ago) link

wau

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:23 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rkUDTLMzR4

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:25 (eight years ago) link

okay now i know who buys these things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBC6z6xcnFM

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:27 (eight years ago) link

lol twin peaks fan

caek, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:30 (eight years ago) link

No. What? No. This is the most horrible and disturbing thing I've seen on the internet in a long time.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:31 (eight years ago) link

the video of the family walking down the street was on the last o_O i think

caek, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:31 (eight years ago) link

it should be on every o_O

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:32 (eight years ago) link

Obligatory:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dv4bJUeW5g4/TEES1PBrwkI/AAAAAAAAA2o/SqJYRsiDVaM/s1600/brazil.jpg

And really, ENBB. This over deadthrone and realdolls?

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:33 (eight years ago) link

anyone who has had access to HBO since the 90s already knew about RealDolls

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:34 (eight years ago) link

Again, I just didn't know about the roadtrips and pool parties.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:35 (eight years ago) link

I wonder what the inside of that Charlie Sheen mask smelled like after the convention was over.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:36 (eight years ago) link

I think so, yeah.

This is the stuff of my darkest nightmares to be honest.

I'm sort of over DD at this point and, well, OK maybe it's on par with realdolls cause those are really horrible.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:36 (eight years ago) link

Again, I just didn't know about the roadtrips and pool parties.

well okay, point taken

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:37 (eight years ago) link

I'm gonna be mad at HBO and all the freaks they subjected me to via Real Sex forever I think.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:37 (eight years ago) link

I think I said this before but the main thing HBO was really effective with for me and any of my sexytime fantasies was that it was a rude reminder that the cast participating in my fantasies was likely never going to match the cast I could find in real life.

Like, as a young unmarried dude the idea of being at a swinger's convention sounds awesome... until you see the swinger's convention episode of Real Sex.

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:40 (eight years ago) link

totally

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:45 (eight years ago) link

I'm sort of over DD at this point and, well, OK maybe it's on par with realdolls cause those are really horrible.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 4:36 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

idk i'm way more bothered by a real dude doing real harm to real girls and then putting them on global blast than i am by some ppl in masks

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 24 June 2011 16:47 (eight years ago) link

Well, of course, it's just that the more that comes out about that guy the more boring the whole thing becomes and I stopped reading his site because I don't really feel the need to subject myself anymore. I did my part and that's that. Idk.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 16:50 (eight years ago) link

ya - the amount of time/energy people are putting into this guy; it's getting a little weird.

"getting"

tbh I thought E's participation was the only type of active engagement with dude's universe that made sense

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 17:56 (eight years ago) link

we have been looked into by the abyss, i guess

horseshoe, Friday, 24 June 2011 17:57 (eight years ago) link

when one o_O thread o_Os at the other

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 17:57 (eight years ago) link

it's like a rapist got his own reality show

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 17:58 (eight years ago) link

guys peter falk died? sad!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 17:59 (eight years ago) link

o_O

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 17:59 (eight years ago) link

;_;

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:00 (eight years ago) link

Peter Falk inspired that o_O emoticon, btw.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:00 (eight years ago) link

omg

lol

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:01 (eight years ago) link

;_; Peter Falk, ^_^ lol ice cr?m

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:02 (eight years ago) link

oh man real sex swingers convention! hahaha. i remember that one. i also remember one where a bunch of people went to some weird hippie group where instead of fucking they all used their auras to get off. That place had more bush than a home depot.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:34 (eight years ago) link

my bro-in-law edited a doc called The Lifestyle and that movie is kinda loltastic in a lot of ways. i mean its the one swinger movie i would recommend to everyone.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:37 (eight years ago) link

There was one RS on corseting that I've seen like 5 times for some reason and I still remember what one of the dude's with a realdoll gf looked like.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:38 (eight years ago) link

'for some reason'

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:38 (eight years ago) link

i may have cranked one off to real sex once or twice.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:40 (eight years ago) link

yeah - prob because it was ALWAYS on tv but tbh as soon as I hit send i regretting adding that part in there

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:40 (eight years ago) link

One of my friends was propositioned by a swinger couple on a cruise. He denied, since the dude looked like Billy ray Cyrus and his wife probably had a Ham spatula

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:46 (eight years ago) link

the last time I checked, the Suicide Girls one was on OnDemand

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:47 (eight years ago) link

reading this article that EIII posted upthread: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html

"She won't go to hospital, she just keeps injecting. Her flesh is falling off and she can hardly move anymore," says Sasha. Photographs of late-stage krokodil addicts are disturbing in the extreme. Flesh goes grey and peels away to leave bones exposed. People literally rot to death.

omg omg omg omg

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:47 (eight years ago) link

'last time i checked'

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:47 (eight years ago) link

"last I checked"

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:48 (eight years ago) link

There goes Dan and his cure fetish

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:48 (eight years ago) link

I keep hoping for the clown sex one, which was literally one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on television and gave the world the immortal line "whenever I see a pie, I just want to put my ASS in it"

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:49 (eight years ago) link

wtf is a ham spatula?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

OMG HOW DID I MISS ONE ON CLOWN SEX?!

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

wtf is a ham spatula?

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 2:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ afraid to know, but must reiterate this

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (eight years ago) link

Between that and the more bush at Home Depot…

I get that Home Depot has a garden section, but...

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (eight years ago) link

It's a spatula made to flip ham. ;)

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (eight years ago) link

I'm having a hard time even coming up with ideas of what it might be. Even google isn't helping.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:52 (eight years ago) link

No seriously what is it?!

I need to know. I'm expecting it to be pretty gross and I've steeled myself in preparation. Go ahead, I can handle it.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:53 (eight years ago) link

It's a vagina made to flip ham. ;)

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:54 (eight years ago) link

aka 'beefdrapes?'

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:54 (eight years ago) link

Not even urbandictionary.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:54 (eight years ago) link

meat flaps - ham spatula?

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

It's a vagina made to flip ham. ;)

― ice cr?m, Friday, June 24, 2011 8:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

;_;

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

spatulas are used to flip, not to flap.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

"meat flips" sounds like a painful muscular condition

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:56 (eight years ago) link

It's sort of like a loaf latch

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:56 (eight years ago) link

I was thinking something along the lines of roast beef curtains too but idk.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

Honesty i have no idea what it is.

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

A WHAT?

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

Pastrami flaps

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

It's a spatula made to flip ham that you put in yr butt. ;)

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

http://futureworldblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/stefon-scaled500.jpg = thebingo

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 18:58 (eight years ago) link

I think it's something a comedian made up. I just liked it

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 18:59 (eight years ago) link

it's the same thing as a veal colander, right?

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:00 (eight years ago) link

Exactly pp

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:00 (eight years ago) link

Yeah and a tuna spoon

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:00 (eight years ago) link

veal colander

worst entry on the trypophobia thread yet

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:01 (eight years ago) link

ham spatula, loaf latch, tuna spoon

the imagination does marvel at the possibilities..

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:01 (eight years ago) link

Seriously I'm makin shit up at this point

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:02 (eight years ago) link

ew all food related vag terms are so so awful esp anything even remotely related to seafood of any sort

voms

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:03 (eight years ago) link

Watch out for the stripper...!

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (eight years ago) link

tuna tongs

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (eight years ago) link

barf @ seafood vag

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (eight years ago) link

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:04 (eight years ago) link

prawn ovenmitts

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:05 (eight years ago) link

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 3:04 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark

horseshoe, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:05 (eight years ago) link

"Saddle bags, upper-arm fat, cottage cheese thighs, midriff-bulge (aka F.U.P.A. aka 'gunt'), flat chest, asymmetrical breasts, butt-beard, bacne, pit-cheese, cankles, surprise tampon string cameos, eczema, ham spatula, ashy elbows, feet of any kind, hairy knuckles, beef knuckles, uncle’s knuckles, vaginal halitosis, bald spots, loaf latch, sideburns, flatbottom, creeping jimson weed, dowager’s hump, treasure trail, Pepperidge Farm, razor bumps, leakage, phantom dangle, and panty dandruff."

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

salmon skimmer

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

shrimp tacos

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

carp colander

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:07 (eight years ago) link

lol, remember this thread?

In my job as a sex column researcher...

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:07 (eight years ago) link

baracuda ladel

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:07 (eight years ago) link

sushi salad spinner

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:09 (eight years ago) link

these all double as early 90's grunge rock band names by the way.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:10 (eight years ago) link

cockle spork

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:11 (eight years ago) link

Salmon jam

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:12 (eight years ago) link

Sardine raceway

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:12 (eight years ago) link

Smelt buckles

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:12 (eight years ago) link

yeah i think i saw smelt buckles open up for L7 once.

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 19:16 (eight years ago) link

bass baster

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:19 (eight years ago) link

I think they had a song called "fell on black eggs"

Cindy Mancini can ride my lawnmower anytime (thebingo), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:19 (eight years ago) link

youtube threw this up related to that hyperflesh video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw

~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:31 (eight years ago) link

..theres a line thats crossed at abt 25k feet or when you put on a wing suit or climb up some sheer rock face sans ropes or w/e where youre just not valuing yr life anymore

wd f w/ a wingsuit tbh

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 19:41 (eight years ago) link

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people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:44 (eight years ago) link

on scales of 1 to 10 how batshit, creepy, and lol is that?

~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:46 (eight years ago) link

batshit = 10
creepy = 10
lol = 3.5

people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:47 (eight years ago) link

The real sex episode about pony play is classic and even mentioning it causes my wife to shudder.

Also late to the game re: mountaineering but would it be possible to get a heated and pressurized suit that allows one to casually stroll up Everest or K2? Just waltzing back and forth to the summit past the freezing and wheezing suckers doing it the usual way?

joygoat, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:47 (eight years ago) link

"This is Timothy McVeigh, Tortured Victim-Creation of the diseased and deranged American military and political system…"

Okay. That's enough.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:53 (eight years ago) link

I can't believe this guy wrote 50000 pages defending serial killers and you won't give him the time of day

people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:54 (eight years ago) link

get back to us when he defends deathdrone

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:54 (eight years ago) link

leave it to me to find somebody on the internet crazier than dd

people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 20:56 (eight years ago) link

Dude would be all "What the? This man needs HELP."

"Let me e-mail these poor defamed damsels to counsel them on their decisions…"

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 20:57 (eight years ago) link

I gave him a lol of 3.5 just for the rules and regulations regarding visiting his site

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people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:00 (eight years ago) link

ta;dr

ice cr?m, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:01 (eight years ago) link

i'm sure i'd be duly offended if i could get thru the wall of text

~edgy~ (goole), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:02 (eight years ago) link

to_O;dr

people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:03 (eight years ago) link

iirc the Playboy channel had a knock-off version of Real Sex

They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it, but they were just bored struggling hollywood actor-types who don't actually get off on clown sex but def knew how to make a TV segment that looked like they did looool

gr8080, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:03 (eight years ago) link

ok upgrading his lols to 4.0

Welcome to yet another Forbidden Truth webpage. Yes, this Manifesto is lengthy, but more importantly, it is brilliant and in fact the single most valuable, unique document to have ever been created by any one individual in the entire history of the so-called Modern Era of humanity. Modesty is a worthless character/personality trait. It may well be appropriate for you inferior creatures to recognize your own inferiority and in response, to adopt an attitude of modesty with regard to your perceptions of life and of reality, but for the few of us who are truly Superior, modesty must be rejected and shunned, recognized as constituting an unnecessary and self-limited character trait that serves no worthwhile purpose. I, as your Seer of Forbidden Truth, proudly rejoice in my Superiority, and do not hesitate for even a millisecond, in accurately labeling this, my own creation, this Manifesto of Forbidden Truth, as being the most precious, valuable, brilliant document to have ever been created by any single human being, within the entire world, for all of recent human history.

people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:05 (eight years ago) link

They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it

whatev's, suzy.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:05 (eight years ago) link

gr8080 always bragging about his clown sex friends.

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:06 (eight years ago) link

this was like 10 years ago and one of those awesome pre-youtube moments where you're at someone's house and they break out a VHS tape and just say "you gotta see this"

gr8080, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:12 (eight years ago) link

<clown_daddy.gif>

Pleasant Plains, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:15 (eight years ago) link

we, the sheeple..

Heady Snobbin (Pillbox), Friday, 24 June 2011 21:15 (eight years ago) link

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/cat-ass-clown.jpg

scott seward, Friday, 24 June 2011 21:17 (eight years ago) link

For some reason the background in that picture works like a Rorschach test for me.

Also, why the fuck is that little boy in front not piled up?!

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 June 2011 00:22 (eight years ago) link

Hack job

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 June 2011 00:23 (eight years ago) link

File under Up The Arse corner tbh

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 June 2011 00:24 (eight years ago) link

Wait what the fuck am even doing staring at this photo for so damn long?

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 26 June 2011 00:25 (eight years ago) link

Even though the "main body" of this Manifesto does contain 17 pages, and the actual website itself will eventually contain many more than 17 total pages, this page, page 15, is very special and important. It is the climaxitory page! That's right folks, climaxitory is the perfect word to describe this particular page. Unfortunately, a check of the dictionary indicates that the societally empowered formulators of the english language have decided that climaxitory is not a valid word. The closest match I can find is climactical, which is defined as "Relating to or constituting a climax". Well, I still prefer the word climaxitory, even if it is not valid according to the dictionary. Either way, climactical or climaxitory, you should be getting my meaning.

151 bieber gang (absolutely clean glasses), Sunday, 26 June 2011 07:53 (eight years ago) link

forbidden truth man might be a greater threat to society than deathdrone, but he is much more loveable

151 bieber gang (absolutely clean glasses), Sunday, 26 June 2011 07:53 (eight years ago) link

the internet's cuddliest serial killer apologist

people are posting on the internet moonship (Edward III), Sunday, 26 June 2011 16:19 (eight years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/embed/gPHObgDT5QY

o_O the humanity (Jesse), Sunday, 26 June 2011 22:46 (eight years ago) link

:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPHObgDT5QY

maybe??

o_O the humanity (Jesse), Sunday, 26 June 2011 22:48 (eight years ago) link

buh.
anyway, here's something slightly less disturbing but maybe more accessibly disturbing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYi1i02CrvY

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 June 2011 01:01 (eight years ago) link

http://vimeo.com/19462264

the beta banned (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 27 June 2011 20:23 (eight years ago) link

http://www.good.is/post/how-violent-sex-helped-ease-my-ptsd/

gr8080, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:55 (eight years ago) link

Yup, read that one earlier today. Kind of the o_O way that life works, right there.

mh, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:58 (eight years ago) link

Never have I felt more awkward and guilty-feeling about finding a writer's picture attractive

mh, Monday, 27 June 2011 22:59 (eight years ago) link

gotta say i don't see anything o_O about Bob and his 8-tracks

flights are very long when you're ornery (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 00:27 (eight years ago) link

;_;

flights are very long when you're ornery (los blue jeans), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 00:27 (eight years ago) link

That girlfriend comment is such a lie

mh, Tuesday, 28 June 2011 00:30 (eight years ago) link

Bob is a tetch obsessive

Don't start the chain you know? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 June 2011 02:25 (eight years ago) link

rude!

jeff, Saturday, 2 July 2011 03:28 (eight years ago) link

...didnt that happen a couple of years ago? why is that site reporting it now?

Bloompsday (Trayce), Saturday, 2 July 2011 03:43 (eight years ago) link

waht

Frogbs Day Afternoon (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 4 July 2011 10:26 (eight years ago) link

OoO

Clay, Monday, 4 July 2011 19:28 (eight years ago) link

this is old news but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4

kinda awesome mostly o_O

"it's fun to do bad things"

ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ Ȣ_Ȣ ȣ_ȣ (absolutely clean glasses), Friday, 8 July 2011 00:15 (eight years ago) link

he is my favorite ever

gr8080+ (gr8080), Friday, 8 July 2011 00:48 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/0e2Z6.jpg

gr8080, Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:07 (eight years ago) link

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:27 (eight years ago) link

g+ profile pic ideas

duke of irl (Edward III), Thursday, 14 July 2011 18:45 (eight years ago) link

glenn branca or japanese girl grinding on an electric guitar? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHPk9tlfkk

ILX Point Never (diamonddave85), Friday, 15 July 2011 02:00 (eight years ago) link

hahah jaxon (or someone else) posted that to nsfws like 2 years ago iirc

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 15 July 2011 02:03 (eight years ago) link

oopz

ILX Point Never (diamonddave85), Friday, 15 July 2011 02:20 (eight years ago) link

no just lol

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 15 July 2011 02:21 (eight years ago) link

no just lol o_O

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 15 July 2011 02:21 (eight years ago) link

That Sex and Candy song brings back memories of some very dark times.

― Bill Magill, Friday, July 15, 2011 3:24 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

van ingalls wilder (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 15 July 2011 20:37 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_T1a96zwrA

goole, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 01:16 (eight years ago) link

lol i guess that's already everywhere, the autotune the news people already covered it

goole, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 01:24 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WeXIr3Kzjc

goole, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 01:35 (eight years ago) link

doodman2 is pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVJxr4QJzx4

dayo, Tuesday, 19 July 2011 19:42 (eight years ago) link

We've seen moneek before. I'd link to it, but I'm at work right now.

 (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 19 July 2011 20:26 (eight years ago) link

I've been reading about that krokodil drug mentioned way upthread. Seriously fucked up stuff. I made the mistake of GISing for krokodil addicts as I was a bit sceptical about the whole "flesh falling off their bones" thing :(

a million anons (onimo), Friday, 22 July 2011 11:52 (eight years ago) link

the worst thing ever is the gis results for

krokodil drug

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 23:21 (1 week ago)

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 July 2011 12:34 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfUBkDu5KZg

time was, krokodils were nice

MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 July 2011 12:37 (eight years ago) link

the worst thing ever is the gis results for

krokodil drug

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 23:21 (1 week ago)

― MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 July 2011 13:34 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nakh otm twice

a million anons (onimo), Friday, 22 July 2011 13:20 (eight years ago) link

yeah there are some youtube vids on krokodil addicts that I mercifully left unlinked here

post them on the trypophilia thread!

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Friday, 22 July 2011 13:56 (eight years ago) link

I think my typing and spelling were pretty good for being done on a touch screen.

I haven't even heard house of balloons, I just think you guys sound self-important and deluded and humorless most of the time, especially here and on the odd future thread. Yes, humorless even when you're telling jokes; some of you show so much determination and purpose in telling jokes that it makes me think of someone sitting on and zipping up his overpacked suitcase or someone squeezing out a big dry poo or someone pulling on brake cables with raw hands and trying to tighten the screw with pliers or someone writing a thank you note to his great aunt for an overlarge sweater or someone explaining to his brain-damaged older brother for the umpteenth time why he can't have the seasonal starfruit (because he doesn't like starfruit but he can never remember and you should probably just buy the starfruit and let him juice it down his chest and leave it half-eaten) or someone hitting f5 for the fifth time in a minute.

Hey, Drugs, you gonna call me out on my comma splice?

― bamcquern, Saturday, July 23, 2011 4:09 PM (28 minutes ago)

strongo hulkington's gay dad (k3vin k.), Saturday, 23 July 2011 22:24 (eight years ago) link

great writing imo

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 24 July 2011 00:17 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K5bYAFc734&feature=related

dell (del), Sunday, 24 July 2011 06:36 (eight years ago) link

http://clonefactory.co.jp/jibunnsann.html <=more info

generous doler out of lollies (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 05:08 (eight years ago) link

doll holding tiny doll is so creepy

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 05:11 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YZJt_Bw3eo

flop's son (dayo), Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:39 (eight years ago) link

This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating it’s neurons. (so f'ing cool! remember, it's DEAD!)

https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-l1V3sTjNelQ/TjCZLpLjwCI/AAAAAAAAAgI/5V-a8rjqTaE/w300/nomnomnom.gif

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:46 (eight years ago) link

squid wave hi to me

big RZA in my backyard (Edward III), Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:55 (eight years ago) link

omg

jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

that is fuckin gross man

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 28 July 2011 18:57 (eight years ago) link

neil peart lookin' good

flop's son (dayo), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:01 (eight years ago) link

Those of you inclined to try this will likely try it regardless of what I write, so there's really not much to say. Food flailing around on your plate (and sucking with morbid tenacity to the inside of your mouth) will of course always be of interest to some, although in culinary terms: it's passable, but an entire squid is a lot to eat in one sitting.

big RZA in my backyard (Edward III), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:04 (eight years ago) link

Yeah there's a whole youtube vid of that squid.

Also, squid wave hi to me - :D

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

whoa

I for one am (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:06 (eight years ago) link

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/Squiddly_diddly.jpg

brownie, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:09 (eight years ago) link

omg

― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:57 PM (13 minutes ago)

an excellent source of vitamins and minerals (WmC), Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:12 (eight years ago) link

I've seen recipes in very old cookbooks for cooking and eating living ducks, if you really want to have your food trying to get away from you while you eat it.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 28 July 2011 19:54 (eight years ago) link

glutamate, it's a hell of a neurotransmitter

g++ (gbx), Friday, 29 July 2011 00:46 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6MOKXm8x50

markers, Friday, 29 July 2011 00:49 (eight years ago) link

a friend got this in an email from a girl i introduced him to. the email included the phrase "sorry to bombard you with these links of truth"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEinPQzMXrs

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:33 (eight years ago) link

ahahahaha thats a keeper

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 July 2011 01:35 (eight years ago) link

would smash (like an asteroid)

flop's son (dayo), Friday, 29 July 2011 02:10 (eight years ago) link

"Bo Knows Entertainment"

om nom nom nnamdi asomugha (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 29 July 2011 19:41 (eight years ago) link

ty

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 29 July 2011 19:52 (eight years ago) link

ive been loling at "sorry to bombard you with these links of truth" for 24 hours now

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Saturday, 30 July 2011 00:13 (eight years ago) link

wow that octopus thing is frightening

J0rdan S., Saturday, 30 July 2011 21:51 (eight years ago) link

yeah i don't know that i've ever been so actively repulsed by a gif

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:20 (eight years ago) link

it's just so barbaric. at least put the thing out of it's misery before you dump soy sauce all over it.

latebloomer, Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:41 (eight years ago) link

uh the cephalopod is already dead by the time you pour soy sauce over it

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:48 (eight years ago) link

hope you guys never have to eat sannakji ; )

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:49 (eight years ago) link

yah dude that's where the repulsion comes in, a dead thing has been reanimated xxp

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:56 (eight years ago) link

as far as animal cruelty goes I think this is what you're repulsed against lb http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikizukuri

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:58 (eight years ago) link

tbh I kept flipping through different music until I found a song the squid was dancing in sync to.

mh, Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:34 (eight years ago) link

First of all - here's a video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ&feature=related

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:41 (eight years ago) link

Second of all while I was searching for that I found this gem in the related videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B5gTjnsRIE&feature=related

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:42 (eight years ago) link

frog legs already posted to this thread

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:45 (eight years ago) link

ha you're right. i missed this part:

This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating it’s neurons. (so f'ing cool! remember, it's DEAD!)

latebloomer, Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:47 (eight years ago) link

Oh sorry Dayo I didn't see your frog legs. :(

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:49 (eight years ago) link

it's cool who wants to get lunch

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:51 (eight years ago) link

this to me is so much worse than the holes in things thread

not even hungry now

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:54 (eight years ago) link

lol see I don't think this is that bad at all.

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:54 (eight years ago) link

does a HOOS ever snap into a slim jim

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 23:55 (eight years ago) link

ohhhhh yeah

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 31 July 2011 00:22 (eight years ago) link

if you pour soy sauce on a slim jim it starts dancing

markers, Sunday, 31 July 2011 00:23 (eight years ago) link

that goat story nakh posted gets way better if you read it in a Jamaican accent.

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Sunday, 31 July 2011 02:30 (eight years ago) link

china is fucking crazy, yall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPILhiTJv7E

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 20:02 (eight years ago) link

just catching up and,

that is fuckin gross man

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:57 PM (6 days ago)

goole, Wednesday, 3 August 2011 21:40 (eight years ago) link

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021874/Madeleine-Pulver-safe-10-hour-battle-remove-bomb-neck.html

all the best for her but some part of me hopes that this was an elaborate hoax on the part of her parents designed to teach her about 'life'

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Thursday, 4 August 2011 02:26 (eight years ago) link

You'd think if they wanted her to learn about life, they would have made her save up for her own breast enhancement surgery.

http://lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/08/04/where-children-sleep/

#13

dayo, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:14 (eight years ago) link

The most normal American looking bedroom was the Japanese one.

≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:21 (eight years ago) link

The boy's room, not the future geisha.

≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:21 (eight years ago) link

Clicking through thinking "what number was the o_O one again? OH NEVER MIND I FOUND IT"

ledge, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 16:57 (eight years ago) link

alot are sort of O_o
#9 will haunt my nightmares.

The most normal American looking bedroom was the Japanese one.

― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 12:21 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

also most normal American looking boy right (hurr hurr americans are fatties joke)

dayo, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:05 (eight years ago) link

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm1d02TgXt1qa0wj4o1_500.jpg

nakhchivan, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 17:33 (eight years ago) link

OH GOD KILL IT!

wow, that's amazing.

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:22 (eight years ago) link

the kids' homes, not the crone.

I'm a nerd and nerdy things happened (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 18:23 (eight years ago) link

Hahaha damn all the weird and sad children's sleeping places up to number 13 paled in comparison with that one

badg, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 09:50 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7WxQK5-5FY

dayo, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 15:20 (eight years ago) link

W
T
F
?

tobo73, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 16:06 (eight years ago) link

not fake baby

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 17:15 (eight years ago) link

so this is what kristin chenoweth looks like?

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-08/63731416.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 20:00 (eight years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvlo2JxBT1qz6f9yo1_500.png

not ok with this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 13 August 2011 18:15 (eight years ago) link

I agree. Why go the sexist route when you can do this?

http://i.picasion.com/pic43/17c2e31940fe11d1e51761887f2afddb.gif

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9LStRxwN7hI (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 13 August 2011 19:14 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9W5u11V7LM

markers, Saturday, 20 August 2011 21:48 (eight years ago) link

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd2_1313855799

black swag (cozen), Sunday, 21 August 2011 21:17 (eight years ago) link

Homunculus

in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 11:46 (eight years ago) link

Homunculus

o__________O

let me hoos you with your steen problems (sic), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:33 (eight years ago) link

height of o_0 is at 1.28 where they pull giant vibrating baby off the couch and it just lands with a sodden flump and does not move at all

in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:49 (eight years ago) link

no, it's o__Oer when the one girl shakes the gimonculus on a couple of occasions later to make sure he's not dead, and it just lies there like a lump

Ellen Allien ... in my urethra? (sic), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:52 (eight years ago) link

I mean, obviously they've seen this before and know, but

Ellen Allien ... in my urethra? (sic), Monday, 22 August 2011 12:52 (eight years ago) link

you definitely do get a sense that this is an average day in the life of

in a fractal nutshell (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 August 2011 14:15 (eight years ago) link

blind baby has its mothers eyes

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Monday, 22 August 2011 16:12 (eight years ago) link

The one on the right kicks him in the butt with the rhythm....

weakness for Cinnabon; rampant heterosexuality (Je55e), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:47 (eight years ago) link

what in the fuck is that

a long time ago i used to be snush (remy bean), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:51 (eight years ago) link

i mean all that is holy

a long time ago i used to be snush (remy bean), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:51 (eight years ago) link

i am v confused

a long time ago i used to be snush (remy bean), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 04:52 (eight years ago) link

the part where she claps in his face makes me so sad

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 08:35 (eight years ago) link

That whole video makes me sad. And confused. Madness.

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 08:44 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yL0Hu5-nJw
"Petey P. Cup cheats at horse shoes and gets arrested by McGruff The Crime Dog."

dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 25 August 2011 20:35 (eight years ago) link

^eek

http://i.imgur.com/4DSlX.gif

4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:37 (eight years ago) link

shat it
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue

4chap (cozen), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:38 (eight years ago) link

Yeah that's on heavy rotation online right now, I love it

Vaginalogue Bubblebath (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:42 (eight years ago) link

omg

p ingenious

zvookster, Thursday, 25 August 2011 22:49 (eight years ago) link

http://h7.abload.de/img/780659hu3z.gif

god hates FAQs (cozen), Saturday, 27 August 2011 23:43 (eight years ago) link

well then

dozens, maybe even hundreds, of vagina related screen names (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 August 2011 23:49 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrevisttTEY

 (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:14 (eight years ago) link

this is the 16 year old chick married to the 50 year old dude from lost

http://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden/status/109488714362793984

J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:15 (eight years ago) link

holy shit her whole feed is amazing

 (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:25 (eight years ago) link

CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ;-)
29 Aug Favorite Retweet Reply

what the fuck!!

J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:28 (eight years ago) link

why do so many of her tweets read like first person slash fic? so bizarre

J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:29 (eight years ago) link

CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Experiencing such a wet 'n wild afternoon by turning on a water hose and squirting it all over my heated flesh! Mmm feeling rejuvenated! XOs

...

J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:30 (eight years ago) link

CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin' my lips searchin' for some nip! MEEEOWWW! ;-)

J0rdan S., Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:31 (eight years ago) link

dear penthouse tweets,

As I soak up the last bit of heat out here on my sun-glazed patio in a cheeky bikini, my entire body IGNITES with desire for a steamy night...

Lamp, Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:31 (eight years ago) link

loool

 (gr8080), Sunday, 4 September 2011 06:35 (eight years ago) link

Those tweets are spelled and punctuated far too well

kinder, Sunday, 4 September 2011 08:07 (eight years ago) link

o_O O_o o_O

Battlestar Gracián (crüt), Sunday, 4 September 2011 08:22 (eight years ago) link

its not verified

max, Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:29 (eight years ago) link

not that i dont believe that its her! have you guys ever seen her in interviews

max, Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:29 (eight years ago) link

shes like an art project

max, Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:29 (eight years ago) link

CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Proverbs 3:6 In all your ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct your paths.

she must be at least 35 judging from pics

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Sunday, 4 September 2011 18:31 (eight years ago) link

yeah i don't understand how she's 16.

horseshoe, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:24 (eight years ago) link

she was born in 1994

Lamp, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:25 (eight years ago) link

i do not believe this to be the case

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:26 (eight years ago) link

so i guess shes actually 17

Lamp, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:26 (eight years ago) link

I refuse to believe in ppl born after 1990

punk'd um (cozen), Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:34 (eight years ago) link

cozen otm, i have yet to see proof that these alleged persons exist

max, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:35 (eight years ago) link

so youre saying you 'werent born yesterday'

Lamp, Sunday, 4 September 2011 19:39 (eight years ago) link

the last person to be born was the guy on the nevermind cover.

caek, Monday, 5 September 2011 14:34 (eight years ago) link

oh, brother!

J0rdan S., Monday, 5 September 2011 21:16 (eight years ago) link

is that real?!
those photos of them are hilarious - they look in-bread already!

and why does the dude go on the sex offenders list but not the girl? wtf!

Porto for Pyros (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 September 2011 21:19 (eight years ago) link

The photo of the 'crime scene', the lift in question is having me in stitches

Vision Kreayshawn Newsun (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 5 September 2011 22:23 (eight years ago) link

scotland is amazing

caek, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 08:22 (eight years ago) link

oh, brother!
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 September 2011 21:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

where are thou... in my vagina?

prop-51 (cozen), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 11:31 (eight years ago) link

this has prob already made it into everyone's twitter/facebook feed but it def goes here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

 (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:31 (eight years ago) link

should go on UPPERS NSFW

mr peabody (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 02:32 (eight years ago) link

http://inventorspot.com/articles/body_bread_13546

dayo, Sunday, 11 September 2011 01:47 (eight years ago) link

I've been in that incest lift. Did not commit incest in it.

you've got male (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 11 September 2011 01:49 (eight years ago) link

*awards victoria cross to jim*

max, Sunday, 11 September 2011 12:03 (eight years ago) link

the fuck

elmo argonaut, Friday, 16 September 2011 03:23 (eight years ago) link

there's tons of anime that takes place during WWII and is very popular and lots of the characters are Nazis.

ive never seen any but i think making a series that has nazi characters is fine,

but yeah maybe just watch it dont go and dress up as it, dorks

 (gr8080), Friday, 16 September 2011 07:14 (eight years ago) link

tbf there is probably a japanese ILX where people are O_oing at stephen gammell illustrations

dayo, Friday, 16 September 2011 14:39 (eight years ago) link

i thought that was just some garden variety dressing up like a nazi shit until the one photo where he brought out the german shepherd

J0rdan S., Saturday, 17 September 2011 18:51 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECAFFlbeBE

Whiney G. Blutfarten (dayo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 00:31 (eight years ago) link

oh my god, the suggested videos for that....

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:37 (eight years ago) link

uh

funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:53 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAMdbEXSdo

the morbius challopelago (cozen), Saturday, 24 September 2011 20:02 (eight years ago) link

crosspost to the crazy russians thread

dayo, Saturday, 24 September 2011 20:14 (eight years ago) link

jesus fuck that made me physically ill

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 24 September 2011 21:13 (eight years ago) link

I watched that video a couple times and it brings back memories of my occasional nightmare that starts start with the realization that while on an ordinary walk to the store or whatever, I have inadvertently climbed something tall like that bridge, and I'm too petrified to continue on, or go back (which is what would happen in reality, I'm pretty sure). A few times I dreamed that I absentmindedly reached the top of this building before noticing that I should have gone around, instead.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/680NLakeShore.jpg/488px-680NLakeShore.jpg

I've never been in that building, or even spent much time in that hood, so I don't know why it keeps showing up in my dreams.

Je55e, Sunday, 25 September 2011 04:28 (eight years ago) link

Kinda off topic, but once I was visiting Minneapolis with a friend of mine, and we were running around the skyways. We stopped on one because it had this neat view and he just kinda went huh. I said what.

Across from us was this huge Masonic temple and he told me how he had dreamed of it a few weeks ago, and now there it was, in real life - a building he claimed that he had never seen before, except in that dream.

And then we went back down to the car through Dayton's.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 25 September 2011 05:02 (eight years ago) link

It does kinda stick out.

(And if you do a 180º on that street view, you'll see the skyway my friend and I were standing in.)

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 25 September 2011 05:05 (eight years ago) link

I love that building! Seems very ghostbusters to me

Dan I., Monday, 26 September 2011 08:04 (eight years ago) link

Pica is so weird. Sometimes pregnant ladies will get it and crave things like soil or eggshells. I think there was some line of thought that in some cases the cravings stem from a need for certain nutrients. Obviously that's not always the case cause what are you gonna get from a light bulb but, yes, it's very strange weird.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 20:10 (eight years ago) link

Love the photo in that article. There's another one here

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/110927/nataliehayhurst_new_630_178307i-178307n.jpg

badg, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 22:51 (eight years ago) link

someone needs to introduce this girl to mr bezoar

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Cartoons%20and%20Animation/BillyBezoar.jpg

funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:05 (eight years ago) link

;_;

runaway (Matt P), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:07 (eight years ago) link

hah I have visited the bezoar wikipedia before and it is not something to be done before dinner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezoar

dayo, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:08 (eight years ago) link

List of English words of Persian origin

fuck yeah y'all WE INVENTED THE BEZOAR

funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:44 (eight years ago) link

A bezoar in the large intestine is known as a fecalith.

funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:44 (eight years ago) link

vahid u are truly a prince of persia

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:45 (eight years ago) link

Regurgitaliths are the fossilised remains of stomach contents that have been regurgitated by an animal.

funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:45 (eight years ago) link

I regurgitate my food a lot

bunnicula, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:46 (eight years ago) link

Oh god that thing. No!

will eat pudding (ENBB), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:47 (eight years ago) link

poor bunnicula ;_;

dayo, Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:48 (eight years ago) link

do you regurgitate celery stalks at midnight?

funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Wednesday, 28 September 2011 23:50 (eight years ago) link

I'm not really the bunnicula, just a fan. I'll be right back, I've got to go poo-poo.

bunnicula, Thursday, 29 September 2011 01:27 (eight years ago) link

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3234/2352218755_d16730faea.jpg

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 01:36 (eight years ago) link

why would you do that to me while i'm drinking

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 01:37 (eight years ago) link

oh come on bezoars are like 1.2x as worse

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 01:38 (eight years ago) link

and that is how you poop from the front

dayo, Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:25 (eight years ago) link

the human body is a monstrosity

Banaka™ (banaka), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:25 (eight years ago) link

oh my god

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:38 (eight years ago) link

l-r: poop, ilx

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 29 September 2011 02:38 (eight years ago) link

TS: bezoars vs. parasitic twins

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 29 September 2011 13:11 (eight years ago) link

Parasitic twins are cooler.

will eat pudding (ENBB), Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:40 (eight years ago) link

What if your parasitic twin has a bezoar?

joygoat, Thursday, 29 September 2011 14:48 (eight years ago) link

next on maury

Dudley Daigle: Tugboat Captain (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 September 2011 17:34 (eight years ago) link

fecalith that's cool now my metal band has a name

black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:19 (eight years ago) link

working on a new style, brown metal

black metal version of "the boy with the thorn in his side" (Edward III), Thursday, 29 September 2011 19:19 (eight years ago) link

if bernard sumner wanted his asshole bleached, and i was the only one around that could do it, i would. i figure i owe him.

― zingzing, Saturday, October 1, 2011 12:53 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

some dude, Saturday, 1 October 2011 11:43 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kiL1H.jpg

otm

dayo, Sunday, 2 October 2011 12:29 (eight years ago) link

dayo_O as usual

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 2 October 2011 12:48 (eight years ago) link

To be clear, the whales are not endangered and animal rights organizations have largely backed off due to the fact that this process is such an integral part of Faroese culture, and because the Faroese aren’t involved in commercial whaling.

vs.

Ironically, this practice, called grindadráp, is diminishing the population of 5,000 islanders. Many of them get sick and die from high mercury levels in the whales. Mentally retarded children are reportedly being born at alarmingly high rates.

 (gr8080), Sunday, 2 October 2011 13:42 (eight years ago) link

In other words, the animal rights people probably realize the Faroese people are more endangered than the whales.

so i had sex with a piñata (mh), Sunday, 2 October 2011 17:49 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ZxcWW.jpg

elmo argonaut, Sunday, 2 October 2011 18:42 (eight years ago) link

I just want to take that bear, set him down in a corner of Penn Station and walk away.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 2 October 2011 18:50 (eight years ago) link

Misc (5)

 (gr8080), Sunday, 2 October 2011 18:51 (eight years ago) link

those are weird shaped condoms

thank you BIG HOOS, you brilliant god-man (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 3 October 2011 13:14 (eight years ago) link

omg

caek, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 21:49 (eight years ago) link

so fucked.

i hope that kid gives his parents hell in his teens

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:02 (eight years ago) link

Jesus. That's terrible. :(

xp - for real.

Je55e, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:03 (eight years ago) link

oh come on, it's just a crying kid

funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:28 (eight years ago) link

yeah I find it hilarious tbh

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:31 (eight years ago) link

if this was sparta that kid would be halfway down the alien kid's gullet and virgins would be sacrificed at the altar to our extraterrestrial overlords in the background

(╯°□°)╯︵ mode squad) (dayo), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 22:32 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA4fw6vqX2E

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 October 2011 06:04 (eight years ago) link

Don't none of you get any wise ideas about posting that naked lady inside the dead horse pix.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 9 October 2011 06:06 (eight years ago) link

*googles furiously*

I went to high school with a girl with toes for thumbs! She called them her toes. She was born with serious birth defects that led to having her legs amputated when she was 3 years old, and she was born with only one finger, so they repurposed two toes so she could grasp things.

Je55e, Sunday, 9 October 2011 14:54 (eight years ago) link

*googles furiously*

― front-man for British post-punk turned pop chart-topper’s, Scritti Polliti (sic), Sunday, 9 October 2011 10:18 (5 hours ago)

I googled "woman inside horse" and the results made me question humanity, the power of google image search... they made me question a lot of things.

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 9 October 2011 15:55 (eight years ago) link

A guy in my high school blew of most of his left hand when one of his homemade pipe bombs went off. He ended up having two toes grafted to what was left to form a claw-like grabbing thing that seemed to work pretty well - he still played basketball and you could hardly tell he was missing most of his hand.

Thinking about this has me kind of o_O at how 20 years ago in a small town a dude could have a pipe bomb go off in his parent's house and since he was a "good" kid and wasn't crazy or angry it wasn't that big a deal. All the kids knew he made pipe bombs, he just liked to blow up old mineshafts and trees and shit. Today he'd probably be locked up and under evaluation for the rest of his life.

joygoat, Sunday, 9 October 2011 18:00 (eight years ago) link

yep. we had biweekly bomb threats at my school from kids who were trying to get out of tests. I'm sure most of them would be in jail now.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 9 October 2011 18:32 (eight years ago) link

Kids used to get away with a lot of shit under the "kids will be kids" excuse. Any time a kid gets in trouble for something innocuous now, I roll my eyes so damn hard.

( ) (mh), Sunday, 9 October 2011 18:46 (eight years ago) link

http://www.petitelefant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/facial.jpg

"homemade pore strips"

just1n3, Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:21 (eight years ago) link

URL delivers.

Pleasant Plains, Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:23 (eight years ago) link

-_o

manic pixie fream girl (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 October 2011 21:29 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RzNWf.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:09 (eight years ago) link

Please tell me those are Loutallica's new guitars

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:18 (eight years ago) link

Don't none of you get any wise ideas about posting that naked lady inside the dead horse pix.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, October 8, 2011 8:06 PM (Yesterday)

i have now seen this.

cannot be unseen.

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:37 (eight years ago) link

don't leave me hangin'

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Sunday, 9 October 2011 22:47 (eight years ago) link

***CLICKING ON THE PICTURE IN THIS POST WILL TAKE YOU TO VERY DISTURBING IMAGES***

http://i.imgur.com/IL0Pv.jpg

***CLICKING ON THE PICTURE IN THIS POST WILL TAKE YOU TO VERY DISTURBING IMAGES***

⚓ (gr8080), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:09 (eight years ago) link

it's summer ffs!

manic pixie fream girl (rip van wanko), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:12 (eight years ago) link

i was less grossed out than i thought id be.

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:13 (eight years ago) link

So not clickin on that.

I love the idea there is a hospital called the "Bone-setting Hospital". It sounds like a cocteau twins song.

Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:15 (eight years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kvZGKl.jpg

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:15 (eight years ago) link

I could swear there's a film at the artier end of the Euro-cult spectrum that has a promo poster of a women curled up inside the carcass of a horse, but i can't remember what it is.

Mohombi Khush Hua (ShariVari), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:17 (eight years ago) link

that was p tame imo

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Sunday, 9 October 2011 23:18 (eight years ago) link

She's a pretty cute lady I have to say.

fried chicken makes Alex cry, who'd vote for such a wimpy guy? (Abbbottt), Monday, 10 October 2011 00:17 (eight years ago) link

I really dislike her.

Je55e, Monday, 10 October 2011 00:44 (eight years ago) link

I bet they did it in there afterwards

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 00:45 (eight years ago) link

menage a trot

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 10 October 2011 00:53 (eight years ago) link

she appears to be ~doing herself~ in the 2nd to last pic

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 10 October 2011 00:58 (eight years ago) link

the fact that both of them are so attractive is unbelievable. I've always been stunned by how attractive the woman in "shake that bear" is, as well.

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 10 October 2011 01:24 (eight years ago) link

O_O

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 01:32 (eight years ago) link

when I was growing up, it was goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty. NONE OF THIS SHAKE THAT BEAR AND CHURCH OF FUDGE SHIT

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 01:35 (eight years ago) link

haha

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 10 October 2011 01:37 (eight years ago) link

wtf is shake that bear? also, why naked lady inside a dead horse, WHY?!

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:27 (eight years ago) link

omg shake that bear

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:33 (eight years ago) link

ENBB, google

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:34 (eight years ago) link

googled shake that bear

watched the video

society is in the gutter

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:37 (eight years ago) link

No - I don't want to! Can't you just summarize?

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:41 (eight years ago) link

it's ribald

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:43 (eight years ago) link

Aw, man. I should have listened to my instincts and not watched that. wtf.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:47 (eight years ago) link

No - I don't want to! Can't you just summarize?

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:41 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Once upon a time a man and a woman are hunting in the forest. The woman giggles and shoots bear out of tree. The woman giggles again. The man laughs too. They are happy. The man and the woman go to the bear's corpse. The giggle again. The woman undoes her trousers, gets on her knees and bends over, leaning on the dead bear. The man takes the woman from behind. The woman moans, the man groans. The man comes over the woman's butt and lower back. They giggle. The bear is being dragged off and torn apart by dogs. The woman opens a bottle of champagne. The end.

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:49 (eight years ago) link

oh... xp

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 13:49 (eight years ago) link

well thanks for saving me the trouble.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:38 (eight years ago) link

Ten four

Young Swell (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:58 (eight years ago) link

I accidentally almost saw Church of Fudge last night while eating a bowl of cereal. The best thing to do when you hear about a deceptively innocuously named meme is to go directly to Encyclopedia Dramatica and avoid all primary sources.

Je55e, Monday, 10 October 2011 22:43 (eight years ago) link

when I was growing up, it was goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty. NONE OF THIS SHAKE THAT BEAR AND CHURCH OF FUDGE SHIT

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 01:35 (21 hours ago)

these three are the holy trinity of the internet imo

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:46 (eight years ago) link

surprisingly ED has no entry on shake that bear

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:46 (eight years ago) link

wait what happened to ED, it used to be a lot funnier

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 22:48 (eight years ago) link

It doesn't? I thought I read about it there. I guess it was Urban Dictionary.

Je55e, Monday, 10 October 2011 22:57 (eight years ago) link

ED got taken over/sold, I thought. There are a couple mirrors with the original content

( ) (mh), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:11 (eight years ago) link

I was about to say I thought ED was gone altogether.

Occupy Kelly St (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 October 2011 02:57 (eight years ago) link

http://goldenstethoscope.net/pill_images/viagra-cialis-levitra.jpg

Maybe one day, Trayce. There is hope.

Je55e, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:25 (eight years ago) link

Haha - result # 3 in my GIS for Viagra and Cialis

http://vardenafiltablet.net/uploads/30211/viagra-cialis-generic.jpg

Je55e, Tuesday, 11 October 2011 04:43 (eight years ago) link

actual sharp intake of breath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xpLD5cSOWs

cozen, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:05 (eight years ago) link

that was my exact reaction. v loud v audible, totally involuntary

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:10 (eight years ago) link

What an idiot. He just barely made it. OMG.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:23 (eight years ago) link

I want to see that pool/ledge with a normal lens

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:26 (eight years ago) link

ohgod

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:39 (eight years ago) link

Is that him lobotomized at the end?

Pleasant Plains, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 17:41 (eight years ago) link

"fuckin idiot............."

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:24 (eight years ago) link

Wow, even after reading cozen and gbx's posts about gasping, and expecting not to, I involuntarily gasped. Which sucked b/c I had a mouthful of mashed potatoes.

Je55e, Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:28 (eight years ago) link

the part where he enters the water looks fake

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Wednesday, 12 October 2011 18:30 (eight years ago) link

https://twitter.com/#!/PMacGillvary

max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:25 (eight years ago) link

church of fudge...?

you know what, I don't even want to know

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:29 (eight years ago) link

SCHEIßE

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:34 (eight years ago) link

I figured as much

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:38 (eight years ago) link

"R Bilson was very unsexy on Fallon last night. Hope you don't make the same mistake tonight."

wrestlingisreal420 (crüt), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:48 (eight years ago) link

@alisonbrie It is amazing how interesting any story told by a girl with big boobs is.You were awesome on Fallon.
8 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:49 (eight years ago) link

@TheReal_Jlh The ultimate gift to your fans would be to pose topless. A great Thank You for all their support over the years.
19 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:49 (eight years ago) link

@TheReal_Jlh GOING TOPLESS WOULD BE GREAT GIFT TO YOUR FANS EVEN JENNIFER ANISTON FINALLY TOPLESS IN NEXT MOVIE
18 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:49 (eight years ago) link

@emmyrossum I guess you have to be in great shape for all those nude scenes. :o)
19 Aug Favorite Retweet Reply

max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:50 (eight years ago) link

is The Real_Jlh Jennifer Love-Hewitt??????

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 14:59 (eight years ago) link

yes

max, Friday, 14 October 2011 14:59 (eight years ago) link

oh I see, dude is creepfesting out to all of these actresses

I misread that at first and thought all of these actresses were trying to lez up Rachel Bilson

do not wake the dragon (DJP), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:02 (eight years ago) link

._.

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:04 (eight years ago) link

:-)

2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Friday, 14 October 2011 15:05 (eight years ago) link

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Friday, October 14, 2011 3:04 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark

perfect dn, contextually speaking

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:10 (eight years ago) link

I misread that at first and thought all of these actresses were trying to lez up Rachel Bilson

Oh, duh. I thought so too and I was confused.

Je55e, Friday, 14 October 2011 16:59 (eight years ago) link

~russia~
http://www.snotr.com/video/8102/We_Love_Russia

cozen, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 20:32 (seven years ago) link

soooooo... there's that.

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 October 2011 06:59 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEOkoQSR_is

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 21 October 2011 19:10 (seven years ago) link

20th Century Fox Research Library

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 21 October 2011 19:18 (seven years ago) link

I could put this in every thread right now, but I'm going to park it here for now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBPEbF_u0cY

avant-garde heterosexuals (mh), Saturday, 22 October 2011 16:25 (seven years ago) link

putting that in my video thread methinks

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 22 October 2011 17:36 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CoxnUe49ZA
this really bothers me on a lot of levels

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 05:14 (seven years ago) link

jesus

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 16:29 (seven years ago) link

('_')

dayo, Tuesday, 25 October 2011 20:31 (seven years ago) link

lady sounds like

http://www.popculturemadness.com/interview/pics/Kerri-Kenney-Silver-02.jpg

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Tuesday, 25 October 2011 23:40 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gLlGKhJ4sbs
PUSSYPUSSYPUSSYPUSSY

loads of personality, loved to chase chickens (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 October 2011 04:48 (seven years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/2mwf8rb.gif

cozen, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:28 (seven years ago) link

nooooooooooooooooooo

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:29 (seven years ago) link

camera cut, man

dayo, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:32 (seven years ago) link

http://i41.tinypic.com/osx4wm.gif

cozen, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:42 (seven years ago) link

oh god....

rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:43 (seven years ago) link

what's the thought process there

cozen, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:44 (seven years ago) link

maybe he was expecting it to go in front of or behind him?

rustic italian flatbread, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:47 (seven years ago) link

test

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 27 October 2011 17:53 (seven years ago) link

why isn't that on a lolz thread, because, i mean, LOL

i love pinfold cricket (gbx), Friday, 28 October 2011 04:49 (seven years ago) link

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck 00:29
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=AHGbSRkFh2I#!

cozen, Monday, 31 October 2011 22:46 (seven years ago) link

shit damn

cozen, Monday, 31 October 2011 22:47 (seven years ago) link

why god why

turkey in the straw (x2) (remy bean), Monday, 31 October 2011 22:48 (seven years ago) link

i'm hungry

dayo, Monday, 31 October 2011 23:05 (seven years ago) link

This may have been posted a couple weeks ago but if it was I missed it. IT IS SO CUTE!

http://blogs.discovery.com/.a/6a00d8341bf67c53ef014e8c558fd0970d-640wi

http://news.discovery.com/animals/cyclops-shark-111018.html

Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:11 (seven years ago) link

why isn't that on a lolz thread, because, i mean, LOL

haha true HSTNGS man

he carried yellow flowers (DJP), Tuesday, 1 November 2011 20:13 (seven years ago) link

this should probably have its own ilx thread at this point

http://jezebel.com/5857190/courtney-stodden-has-breasts-expertly-examined-to-prove-she-is-rilly-rill

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 08:29 (seven years ago) link

There is no freaking way that woman is as young as she claims.

Trayce, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 08:36 (seven years ago) link

lolly71
Mon 07 Nov 2011 5:44 PM
These two are my very favorite train wreck. Go ahead, judge me all you want - my husband already does. But I am utterly FASCINATED by this girl. I go back and forth between pity, because she is clearly a damaged girl to "there is NO WAY that woman is 17" to my current theory; she's actually an alien sent here to observe our reproductive habits. Her research team didn't do a very good job, obviously.

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 8 November 2011 11:07 (seven years ago) link

the idea that she's a 20+ year old scam artist is wonderful. As is the idea that he's in on it and it's a performance art project.

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 8 November 2011 22:45 (seven years ago) link

rape is a type of sex

― iatee, Friday, November 11, 2011 3:56 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2011 21:20 (seven years ago) link

:/

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:49 (seven years ago) link

i mean not factually incorrect i'm just saying its one of those various unfortunate recognitions one makes in a life

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:50 (seven years ago) link

First five google results for sex:

1 - Sex - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
2 - Kentucky Sex Offender Registry
3 - Sex - 6 Mistakes Men Make When Having Sex
4 - FBI — Sex Offender Registry
5 - Free Porn Videos & Sex Movies - Porno, XXX, Porn Tube and Pussy ...

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 21:56 (seven years ago) link

google adjusts your results to your search history, location, etc.

iatee, Friday, 11 November 2011 21:57 (seven years ago) link

ha

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:05 (seven years ago) link

saying rape is a type of sex is like saying boxing is a type of handshake

Youth Ya Goon (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:14 (seven years ago) link

whiney if I meet you irl can I shake your hand

ASPIE Rocky (dayo), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:16 (seven years ago) link

with a penis

average internet commentator (remy bean), Friday, 11 November 2011 22:19 (seven years ago) link

penisshake

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:24 (seven years ago) link

sets/detail/

no ty

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 11 November 2011 22:51 (seven years ago) link

google adjusts your results to your search history, location, etc.
― iatee, Friday, November 11, 2011 9:57 PM

fair hit, well zung

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 November 2011 23:54 (seven years ago) link

rape is a type of sex

― iatee, Friday, November 11, 2011 3:56 PM

fuck this utter bullshit

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 19:02 (seven years ago) link

considering the dictionary definition of rape is "nonconsensual sexual intercourse" or "forced intercourse" I don't know how that could be technically wrong

I know how it's *wrong* but it's definitely a truth

mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:08 (seven years ago) link

sorry but the dictionary definition is essentially wrong

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:12 (seven years ago) link

rape is a type of violence

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:13 (seven years ago) link

also, rape includes acts that do not qualify as intercourse

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (seven years ago) link

yeahh I don't actually care that much about this semantics game. does 'sex crimes' mean the crimes people committed while having consensual sex? no that is generally not what people investiage on law and order SVU. if your personal definition of the word sex restricts the term to consensual sex, sure, fine, people can use language however they want, as long as people get what they're saying. but the term in 2011 has a very broad definition and so the dictionary is not 'essentially wrong'.

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:16 (seven years ago) link

investigate

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:17 (seven years ago) link

by that dictionary logic, being sodomized by a foreign object is not rape

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:19 (seven years ago) link

#occupydictionaries

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:19 (seven years ago) link

yeah this is one of the many instances in which typology/classification is insidious and just plain wrong imo. it links according to the external verifiable "natural" commonality (penile insertion) instead of differentiating based on something less verifiable but way more important, important enough to make two acts fundamentally different imo (consensuality). also: something something patriarchal objectivity bias.

xp

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:23 (seven years ago) link

dictionary definition of sex vs urban dictionary definition of sex vs common sense definition of sex vs

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:25 (seven years ago) link

and sorry, words are important and i think the construction of the sex/rape concept is worth thinking about beyond "getting what people are saying" because often what people are saying reifies the construction. i.e. rape being a type of sex plays into the idea (noticeably prevalent in places that aren't big cities iirc) that sex is like the ok (but of course still kinda dirty) version of an act that is essentially the same thing.

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:28 (seven years ago) link

besides i love sex, gtfo with rape being a type of sex, etc.

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:31 (seven years ago) link

if you guys want to change the way people use a word feel free I have no problem w/ that

at the moment that is not the commonly accepted use of the term

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 21:42 (seven years ago) link

phew glad you have no problem with that

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 21:54 (seven years ago) link

the "rape is a type of sex" idea just minimizes the severity of rape, at the moment it's really reminding me of clayton williams' inflammatory quote: "rape is like bad weather: if it's inevitable, you might as well relax and enjoy it"

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:00 (seven years ago) link

I think saying "rape is a type of sex" is inherently wrong in 99% of conversational contexts. Rape is a form of violence that is acted out in a sexual manner. It's not a sexual position or type of sexual act, it's a action with a sexual component.

"Sex act" versus "action with sexual component" is where I'm getting to. So when we refer to "sex" to mean "a sex act" instead of the actual mechanics, it males this phrase seem bad.

mh, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:13 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBjIXCKtIxk

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:16 (seven years ago) link

Lo_Oveline

shiroibasketshoes & tuxedos (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:21 (seven years ago) link

mh, that is the best possible typo

sex-poodle Al Gore (DJP), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:22 (seven years ago) link

this is a stupid debate and I have nothing invested in it, you guys can argue w/ the dictionary

iatee, Monday, 14 November 2011 22:46 (seven years ago) link

iatee i'm not trying to change how people use a word i'm just saying it's glib to say "rape is a type of sex" and then insist that anyone saying "wait hold on there you can't just ignore a bunch of stuff by deferring to your made-up typology" is playing semantics games.

the oed says:

sex
1 (chiefly with reference to people) sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse:
he enjoyed talking about sex
she didn’t want to have sex with him
[in singular] euphemistic a person’s genitals.

rape
1 the crime, typically committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him without their consent and against their will, especially by the threat or use of violence against them:
he denied two charges of attempted rape
he had committed at least two rapes
literary the abduction of a woman, especially for the purpose of having sexual intercourse with her:
the Rape of the Sabine Women
2 the wanton destruction or spoiling of a place or area:
the rape of the Russian countryside

sex is "sexual activity, including specifically sexual intercourse." could be (literally) anything under the sun. hence "sexy." you know it when you see it. rape is a "crime" first and foremost. it does involve sexual intercourse (though as elmo points out it doesn't have to, legally speaking), but that is not above the other elements in its definition! rape isn't even a highly qualified instance of sex something, because force and non-consensuality "happen" before or along with the sex and make rape the specific thing that it is.

i mean, you can say what you want and argue that people don't think this way, what's the point when it gets the idea across, etc, but you can't back it up by pointing to the dictionary (which doesn't say much about the relationships between words, by the way) and then appealing to your received-wisdom-typology, which is being made because American culture has a bizarre relationship with sexuality and is more frightened of their own bodies than they are of killing other people. xposts

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:58 (seven years ago) link

oh look, there's the dictionary

ah, how quaint (Matt P), Monday, 14 November 2011 22:59 (seven years ago) link

this isnt really "semantics games" its "ontology games"

max, Monday, 14 November 2011 23:05 (seven years ago) link

y'all's games suck

Kerm, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:16 (seven years ago) link

the thing that especially bothers me about "sex is a type of rape" -- which, btw, is also infuriating for its pointless & wrongheaded point-scoring pedantry and fuck you again for that -- is that it classes "rape" alongside other types of sexual activity -- the result being that whether you actually intend it or not, iatee, it puts it on a taxonomic level where it could be interchanged with other types of sex. and that's just stupid and ridiculous! like, okay, over here we have oral sex, anal sex, vaginal intercourse, fisting, pegging, dirty sanchez, whatever... and then rape? no.

the former are indeed "types of sex", and they describe the mechanics of the sexual act. and while "rape" necessarily involves sexual activity, it does NOT describe the mechanics of the act, only the use of coercion / the absence of consent. any of those "types" of sex can be nonsexual. they can all be performed as rape.

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:19 (seven years ago) link

can be nonconsensual, i mean

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:20 (seven years ago) link

Guys, i'm saying this respectfully: take it to a new thread maybe?

Don't attack when he is black. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:30 (seven years ago) link

hahaha yes please someone start a "definition of rape" thread -- that REALLY needs to happen

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 15 November 2011 00:32 (seven years ago) link

J4gger back

the thing that especially bothers me about "sex is a type of rape" -- which, btw, is also infuriating for its pointless & wrongheaded point-scoring pedantry and fuck you again for that -- is that it classes "rape" alongside other types of sexual activity -- the result being that whether you actually intend it or not, iatee, it puts it on a taxonomic level where it could be interchanged with other types of sex. and that's just stupid and ridiculous! like, okay, over here we have oral sex, anal sex, vaginal intercourse, fisting, pegging, dirty sanchez, whatever... and then rape? no.

the former are indeed "types of sex", and they describe the mechanics of the sexual act. and while "rape" necessarily involves sexual activity, it does NOT describe the mechanics of the act, only the use of coercion / the absence of consent. any of those "types" of sex can be nonsexual. they can all be performed as rape.
--i think this is serious (elmo argonaut)

Moves like J4gger

shiroibasketshoes & tuxedos (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 01:21 (seven years ago) link

idk what that means, but w/e

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:11 (seven years ago) link

there are a shitload of sexual actions, or sex acts, that aren't consensual

kind of like there are kinds of so many things that are illegal. just because you can drive on the sidewalk, while intoxicated, doesn't mean it's part of "driving a car"

Trying to pretend that "sex" only works in a positive context or in the context of normativity kills the word more than saying that rape is a form of sex imo

mh, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 02:40 (seven years ago) link

idk if i get what you're saying about how it "kills the word?"

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 03:58 (seven years ago) link

but whatever, i think we should look back onto the original context -- iatee's point is that raping children is "a type of sex", so it's perfectly okay to call the sandusky case a "sex scandal" in the news like it's in any way comparable or equivalent to a senator caught with a prostitute

fuck that

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 15 November 2011 04:00 (seven years ago) link

unless you manage to turn this debate into something about suburban sprawl I am prob not gonna stick around, just fyi

iatee, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 04:07 (seven years ago) link

like I said I really don't care that much about arguing about the meaning of one particular word, you win, whatever

iatee, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 04:07 (seven years ago) link

yeah, not a sex scandal in any normal sense of the term

kind of feel dirty for not noticing that was in the original context

mh, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 04:26 (seven years ago) link

back to yr regularly scheduled programming

http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/sex-doll-manufacturing-photos-chinese-netizen-reactions.html

dayo, Tuesday, 15 November 2011 13:08 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aaXltVOt0Hw

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 13 January 2012 19:46 (seven years ago) link

lol I remember that from my childhood

The thing she is eating was - back then - called a "nigger kiss" btw. They changed the name not too many years ago, I'm sure it's mentioned in one of the racist or ronaldinho bottle opener threads

I certainly wouldn't have, but hey. (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 13 January 2012 22:07 (seven years ago) link

THey were called either that or Moors Heads (:/) in Germany but they changed the names too. Can't remember what they're called now. What I do know is that they're freakin' delicious.

ENBB, Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:13 (seven years ago) link

They were first only known under the names Mohrenkopf ("Moor's Head") or Negerkuss ("Negro's Kiss"), but most companies changed the official product-name in the 1980s[citation needed] to the more neutral Schokokuss ("Chocolate Kiss"), Schaumkuss ("Foam Kiss") or to brand-specific names (the most famous brand being Dickmann's). In the South and the West of Germany they are still commonly known as Mohrenkopf. In Austria they are referred to as Schwedehttp://kkkorner.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/nbomb5.jpg?w=350&h=259en ("Swedish bombs").

ENBB, Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:16 (seven years ago) link

woah wtf is that?

ENBB, Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:16 (seven years ago) link

ahahaha mystery autoreplace strikes again!

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:24 (seven years ago) link

hilarious.

⚓ (gr8080), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:29 (seven years ago) link

Yes!

this is funny u bitter dork (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 14 January 2012 04:30 (seven years ago) link

i lold

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:14 (seven years ago) link

HA

Aerosol, Saturday, 14 January 2012 05:19 (seven years ago) link

Unfortunately, this doesn’t display the results clearly enough

/
http://www.usrf.org/news/030303_PDE5_inhibitors/gilesbrindley_low.jpg

pat methamphetamine (diamonddave85), Monday, 16 January 2012 16:04 (seven years ago) link

lmao i have had a urologist's conference as a client before

⚓ (gr8080), Monday, 16 January 2012 17:36 (seven years ago) link

vitual hotties

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 20 January 2012 16:05 (seven years ago) link

irl lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Saturday, 21 January 2012 05:04 (seven years ago) link

Crime
Florida Man Allegedly Ate a Murdered Man's Brain, Said It Tasted Like "Women's Come"

ENBB, Saturday, 28 January 2012 02:09 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KkwcK.gif

is it hrostep? (cozen), Sunday, 29 January 2012 22:53 (seven years ago) link

o___O

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 January 2012 03:19 (seven years ago) link

that was actually maybe the best way he coud have landed, broken ribs notwithstanding

SELF DEPORTATION (Z S), Monday, 30 January 2012 03:38 (seven years ago) link

amazing

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 January 2012 03:44 (seven years ago) link

looks faek with the two guys in the second shot just standing there while a guy plummets from above in front of em

kinder, Monday, 30 January 2012 03:56 (seven years ago) link

oh they're in the first shot watching... still odd they wouldn't go to his aid though!

kinder, Monday, 30 January 2012 03:58 (seven years ago) link

yeah it's slightly suspicious that they don't move AT ALL

J0rdan S., Monday, 30 January 2012 04:01 (seven years ago) link

http://www.findhisporn.com/

o_O

ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:24 (seven years ago) link

Perfect for:
Boyfriends
Husbands
Kids

*voms*

ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:25 (seven years ago) link

When should I use it?
If you feel he's hiding something then now is probably a good time.

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 January 2012 21:31 (seven years ago) link

www.findherporn.com - still available!

ENBB, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:33 (seven years ago) link

what the hell, e. that's the worst search engine I've ever used!

pplains, Monday, 30 January 2012 21:36 (seven years ago) link

c:\temp\sexandstuff.avi

caek, Monday, 30 January 2012 23:28 (seven years ago) link

www.findherporn.com - still available!

― ENBB, Monday, January 30, 2012 4:33 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

Kevin Love and Ricky Rubio ARE: Timblr Whites (Hurting 2), Monday, 30 January 2012 23:29 (seven years ago) link

forks' kitten is ADORABLE

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 30 January 2012 23:53 (seven years ago) link

but if I didn't know some Devon Rexes I might have been alarmed

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 30 January 2012 23:53 (seven years ago) link

im a devon rex fan too and was still a little alarmed

I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Monday, 30 January 2012 23:54 (seven years ago) link

Find His Porn is safe, discrete and easy.

"discrete"

ಠ_ಠ

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 01:33 (seven years ago) link

It doesn't search for her porn

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Tuesday, 31 January 2012 02:08 (seven years ago) link

girlsex.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 07:07 (seven years ago) link

http://www.amazon.com/Accoutrements-12027-Horse-Head-Mask/dp/B003G4IM4S/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1327979949&sr=8-1

view the customer shared images (via somebody from ILX's tumblr, I think)

dayo, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:50 (seven years ago) link

actually I think I should have posted this in damage contrlolz

dayo, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 18:52 (seven years ago) link

no cutty horse, no credibility

pplains, Tuesday, 31 January 2012 19:19 (seven years ago) link

Adolf Hitler (1889 – 1945), leader of the National Socialist German Workers' Party (NSDAP), strikes a pose for photographer Heinrich Hoffmann whilst listening to a recording of his own speeches. After seeing the photographs, Hitler ordered Hoffmann to destroy the negatives, but he disobeyed. (Photo by Heinrich Hoffmann/Getty Images). 1925

Adolf Hitler Posing To A Recording Of One Of His Speeches

These photos are so bizarre...

Flag post? I hardly knew her! (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 2 February 2012 12:38 (seven years ago) link

OMG Fucking narcissists, amirite?

I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:18 (seven years ago) link

that fukken guy

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2012 16:23 (seven years ago) link

Werk it gurl!

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Thursday, 2 February 2012 20:06 (seven years ago) link

the hitler stache was a weird look

mookieproof, Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:00 (seven years ago) link

woah.

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:31 (seven years ago) link

this is giving me a full on panny:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOBMfNJOVrM

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:33 (seven years ago) link

nice of them to fuck up the ant city for no good reason

flagsteban postez (electricsound), Thursday, 2 February 2012 21:58 (seven years ago) link

what the hell is a "panny"

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:12 (seven years ago) link

kind of plasma tv iirc

is it hrostep? (cozen), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:19 (seven years ago) link

"panic attack"

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 2 February 2012 22:46 (seven years ago) link

rip humans

dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 00:46 (seven years ago) link

view the customer shared images (via somebody from ILX's tumblr, I think)

wtf is "customer shared images"

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Friday, 3 February 2012 01:07 (seven years ago) link

see the pic of the head? underneath that

dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 01:09 (seven years ago) link

oh panic attacks
yeah i mostly don't get those anymore

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:52 (seven years ago) link

woah, ants are some busy little dudes

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:53 (seven years ago) link

and i know it's not really "p.c." to say this, but hitler was kind of a tool

his hands are a dirty fountain through which lives spurt (contenderizer), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:53 (seven years ago) link

not cool dude

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 05:56 (seven years ago) link

so crepey

Kevin Love and Ricky Rubio ARE: Timblr Whites (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:30 (seven years ago) link

I wouldn't be too worried about the ramblings of someone from 'THINKtopia'

I just got back from a dream attack (sunny successor), Friday, 3 February 2012 17:39 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvkj9YelD3Q

pplains, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:35 (seven years ago) link

saw that coming. faaaake

dayo, Friday, 3 February 2012 21:36 (seven years ago) link

lol, what's the story there i wonder

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:37 (seven years ago) link

Story is that the video was taken by a huge snake who is now dead due to attack by that extremely long grass monster, what's not clear about that?

Kevin Love and Ricky Rubio ARE: Timblr Whites (Hurting 2), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:09 (seven years ago) link

okay, makes sense

Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:12 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NLsYv.jpg

⚓ (gr8080), Friday, 3 February 2012 22:14 (seven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lytyuky3Ve1qz787to1_500.gif

dave cool, Saturday, 4 February 2012 06:01 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/RMokp.jpg

posting cozen stail (cozen), Saturday, 4 February 2012 13:15 (seven years ago) link

I saw the angel in the pizza and scarfed until I set him free

dayo, Saturday, 4 February 2012 15:45 (seven years ago) link

http://www.martinavermorel.com/
the o_O is in the pudding

"bruh" is the black bro (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 5 February 2012 03:15 (seven years ago) link

what i get for clicking on links in this thread:

http://img860.imageshack.us/img860/3641/screenshot20120205at252.png

circles, Sunday, 5 February 2012 21:56 (seven years ago) link

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyunxnYikY1qz72jco1_500.gif

⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 02:52 (seven years ago) link

steve martin had a routine where he suggested the best way to get rid of muggers was to throw up on your wallet

ELI OWNS YOUR HUSBAND (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 February 2012 03:10 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/L0SGZ.jpg

john terje (cozen), Thursday, 9 February 2012 23:44 (seven years ago) link

Is that little person in black face?

garbage corn fan (Je55e), Friday, 10 February 2012 01:41 (seven years ago) link

rolling 'is this racist'

kinder, Friday, 10 February 2012 01:53 (seven years ago) link

i can't stop staring at that

lil kink (Matt P), Friday, 10 February 2012 02:06 (seven years ago) link

rolling 'is this racist'

― kinder, Friday, February 10, 2012 1:53 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

genuine lols

adolf jingle bells (latebloomer), Friday, 10 February 2012 04:43 (seven years ago) link

new star trek movie looks rad!

Matt Armstrong, Friday, 10 February 2012 05:16 (seven years ago) link

sub dermal cross

john terje (cozen), Friday, 10 February 2012 07:34 (seven years ago) link

Going bald upsets men more than bankruptcy or bachelorhood. But now there’s a cure set to save them money and heartache - by tattooing ‘hair’ on. HIS (Hair-Ink-Skin) Hair has launched an innovative new technique to disguise baldness - using a unique form of tattoos.
http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/02/10/article-2099259-11AA3DA5000005DC-378_634x416.jpg

john terje (cozen), Saturday, 11 February 2012 20:26 (seven years ago) link

chicks dig tats

john terje (cozen), Saturday, 11 February 2012 20:28 (seven years ago) link

There's a dude I see around regularly who has that done. Took me a while to realize until I noticed his stubble looked vaguely blue in sunlight.

joygoat, Saturday, 11 February 2012 20:46 (seven years ago) link

maybe as a temporary measure i could see that? i mean, what happens if you start dating someone regularly?

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 February 2012 00:57 (seven years ago) link

uh, you don't

Little GTFO (contenderizer), Sunday, 12 February 2012 05:26 (seven years ago) link

ha, good point

little clouds of citrus spritz as i peel (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 12 February 2012 19:23 (seven years ago) link

I heard about this a couple of months ago, on some podcast or other. And I thought to myself, "While every other white guy in the world has a weird fetish for Asian and especially Japanese women, my strange and possibly racist aversion to them will finally work to my advantage."

― cue "White Rabbit" (kenan), Thursday, February 16, 2012 6:00 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

plee help i am lookin for (crüt), Friday, 17 February 2012 09:13 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/vsjb2.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY (dayo), Sunday, 19 February 2012 00:06 (seven years ago) link

'wild mook'

desperado, rough rider (thomp), Sunday, 19 February 2012 00:21 (seven years ago) link

lolz. is that from the 80s or just an old photo?

Wands and wings!Little crowny things! (sunny successor), Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:02 (seven years ago) link

ahhh...sweet. Oddly the first thing that I pinned as 80s was the digital watch. I had to look again before i noticed old mcdonalds cups and then old styrofoam mcdonalds boxes.

Wands and wings!Little crowny things! (sunny successor), Sunday, 19 February 2012 02:07 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHMqyMtKnL0

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 19 February 2012 14:29 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ2q9NmYf6g

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 28 February 2012 14:52 (seven years ago) link

Tempted to post to Is This Racist thread: "Chen usually rested between sessions by leaning back in a chair or putting his head on a table, a skill library-frequenting Asians are particularly known for the world over". Or, uh, any student on a marathon session, amongst others?

emil.y, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:53 (seven years ago) link

the writers are asian. just a bit of self-deprecating humor!

flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 2 March 2012 13:54 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, I figured, but it just conjures up images of, oh god, what was that awful youtube with that horrible racist girl?

emil.y, Friday, 2 March 2012 13:59 (seven years ago) link

this?

caek, Friday, 2 March 2012 14:00 (seven years ago) link

this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNuyDZevKrU

flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:01 (seven years ago) link

That's the one. Ugh. Caek's link did make me lol, though.

emil.y, Friday, 2 March 2012 14:02 (seven years ago) link

but while we're at it, I thought this was kinda racist

http://i.imgur.com/kCnEQ.png

flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:09 (seven years ago) link

because, you see, all asians are good at sciences, hurr hurr

flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:13 (seven years ago) link

I like science so I like to say I'm "kind of a little asian"

wait, no, I do not.

valleys of your mind (mh), Friday, 2 March 2012 14:16 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/Z8FsZ.gif

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:44 (seven years ago) link

it's beautiful, thank you :)))))

catbus otm (gbx), Thursday, 8 March 2012 21:45 (seven years ago) link

there is a moment in that gif where the waterfall hair gets v heavily >real< for a second, and i cannot stop waiting for that moment to come back around again

contenderizer, Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:11 (seven years ago) link

NSFW
http://www.usrf.org/news/010308-guevedoces.html

flagp∞st (dayo), Thursday, 8 March 2012 22:12 (seven years ago) link

"...a September 2011 accident that killed 1,500 hogs and injured a worker"

goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:37 (seven years ago) link

god can you imagine

goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:37 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/1RHrf.gif

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:38 (seven years ago) link

Right now we have researchers studying microbes living in toxic waste lakes resulting from old copper mines. Next up: alien bacteria living off of hog manure.

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:44 (seven years ago) link

between this and the rolling stone article about hog farms, I am never eating pork again

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:45 (seven years ago) link

you say that now, but don't forget delicious, delicious pork belly

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:47 (seven years ago) link

explosive bacterial black shit pit foam vs. tacos

goole, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:48 (seven years ago) link

oh alright *eats a taco*

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:50 (seven years ago) link

tbf that looks a lot like the mold that grows in the corner of my shower if it's too humid and I don't run the fan

mh, Tuesday, 13 March 2012 20:57 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UzxFtcjS9s

⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:32 (seven years ago) link

is that what max was posting about

flagp∞st (dayo), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:32 (seven years ago) link

sometimes I think about starting a thread where we invent walking-the-line, almost racist Lin headlines. Then I think better of it.

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 13 March 2012 21:40 (seven years ago) link

wedding cheetah omg

mh, Wednesday, 14 March 2012 00:58 (seven years ago) link

Why is the music 'Eye of the Tiger' when it's a cheetah? Do all big cats look the same to them? Is it racist?

emil.y, Thursday, 15 March 2012 12:33 (seven years ago) link

lol, my friend was so pissed off that it was Eye of the Tiger

mh, Thursday, 15 March 2012 13:24 (seven years ago) link

they do change the lyrics to "eye of the cat man" at least once.

⚓ (gr8080), Thursday, 15 March 2012 23:24 (seven years ago) link

Holy shit.

emil.y, Friday, 16 March 2012 02:19 (seven years ago) link

oh ffs

goole, Friday, 16 March 2012 13:46 (seven years ago) link

someone explain?

flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:42 (seven years ago) link

I mean, I get the wild inappropriateness of the metaphor but what's the issue at question

flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 16 March 2012 14:43 (seven years ago) link

well something about football apparently, so it's hard to imagine an explanation that would suffice or matter

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:07 (seven years ago) link

oh yeah totally - I'm just really curious as to what supposed kerfluffle deserves to be compared to gang rape!

flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:12 (seven years ago) link

someone lost a match

goole, Friday, 16 March 2012 15:13 (seven years ago) link

they were bought by an icelandic consortium & generally mismanaged

lol

flagp∞st (dayo), Friday, 16 March 2012 15:43 (seven years ago) link

no one who has witnessed a family member being gang raped can fail to have been reminded of that incident by observing the tribulations of west ham united this season

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:00 (seven years ago) link

did whiney write that article

am0n, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:43 (seven years ago) link

if i worked at a bagel store i would be less offended if someone asked to molest my kid than if someone asked me for a bagel "with the insides scooped out"

― James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, September 15, 2011 11:39 AM

seriously, if you gave me the chance to watch 20,000 people have their necks methodically slit and then their corpses stacked and buried in a shallow grave OR watch a grown man in a sweater ask another man to scoop out the inside of his bagel, guess which I would pick

― James Ferraro Boyz (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, September 16, 2011 12:09 AM

am0n, Friday, 16 March 2012 16:44 (seven years ago) link

the bagel?

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:44 (seven years ago) link

also, that convo happening five days after 9/11/2011 is extra o_O

Wesley Crusher: Teenage F#ck Machine (forksclovetofu), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:44 (seven years ago) link

why, what happened on 9/11/2011

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:47 (seven years ago) link

^^ already forgot.

pplains, Friday, 16 March 2012 17:48 (seven years ago) link

19 terrorists, armed only with bagel-scoopers

the prurient pinterest (Hurting 2), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:50 (seven years ago) link

9/11/2011 - first sunday of the NFL season

are chads electorate (brownie), Friday, 16 March 2012 17:51 (seven years ago) link

http://i.minus.com/iy3fbOMdiyPL9.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 22 March 2012 18:48 (seven years ago) link

expected more from Dongyang

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 29 March 2012 22:11 (seven years ago) link

dang, dongyang, dang

1 week to "Charles Dingus" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 March 2012 02:58 (seven years ago) link

That tiger thing was an escaped tiger drill at a zoo somewhere in Asia. And one of my favorite things on the internet.

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 30 March 2012 15:54 (seven years ago) link

I like how they carry him out past the real tiger as a warning

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 30 March 2012 18:28 (seven years ago) link

That tiger thing was an escaped tiger drill at a zoo somewhere in Asia. And one of my favorite things on the internet.

was wondering where that came from. and mine too.

I almost hate to ruin the mystery by talking about the source http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/chengdu-zoo-escaped-tiger-training-drill.html

free societies must let drunken gay Texans have sex (Je55e), Friday, 30 March 2012 19:00 (seven years ago) link

It's one of the better four-panel comic strips I've seen in some time.

pplains, Friday, 30 March 2012 19:05 (seven years ago) link

lol, though they chose the right series of 4 for the "comic strip", there are so many great pictures in that series! tiger hiding behind the police car (wrong car, tiger!), man poking tiger with stick, crouching tiger disappointed by theft of food-baby...

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1x03weLvj1qlzn67o1_500.jpg

idk if this is real but uh

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:25 (seven years ago) link

That lil pup would be 13 now. Hope it all worked out in the end.

pplains, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:28 (seven years ago) link

Ross (defenestrate_me)

wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:30 (seven years ago) link

praying that's real

the late great, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:31 (seven years ago) link

Ick! :(

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:34 (seven years ago) link

(Let us NOT gloss over the parent BARKED at a teacher)

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:35 (seven years ago) link

i don't even want to know what furry 'beliefs and practices' are

i think this is serious (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:37 (seven years ago) link

oh i'm sure it's nothing you haven't done, you just probably didn't do it in a fursuit

the late great, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:38 (seven years ago) link

it's actually a lot like hasidic or amish practices except the sheet w/ the hole in it has fur on one side

the late great, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:39 (seven years ago) link

http://defenestrate-me.livejournal.com/

Purged Account

This journal has been deleted and purged. You can rename your account with this username.

goole, Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:47 (seven years ago) link

No post in the community for that day but next post says:
"In lieu of the recent posts, I have added 4 additional moderators of this community."

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 3 April 2012 18:51 (seven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gm2LjQayNxc

actual video for a kickstarter project

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:25 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm2LjQayNxc

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:26 (seven years ago) link

maybe belongs in the lolz fan, i dunno. probably belongs in like 200 threads

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:27 (seven years ago) link

*thread

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 18:27 (seven years ago) link

o_O

goole, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:18 (seven years ago) link

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/120873716/your-world

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 17 April 2012 19:22 (seven years ago) link

"so that's the hookerbot. i hope you guys will love and enjoy it!"

yuppie bullshit chocolate blogbait (contenderizer), Tuesday, 17 April 2012 20:02 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wuCZn.png

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 30 April 2012 00:06 (seven years ago) link

missing the o_O there tbh

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Monday, 30 April 2012 20:57 (seven years ago) link

hey mom here's some vaseline i love you

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 01:31 (seven years ago) link

lol, okey

Choc. Clusterman (contenderizer), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 08:55 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKxBoPgujNk

zubaz fupa (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 15:26 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Q6Rkw3JJxg

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:48 (seven years ago) link

think i saw everything i needed to see in the video title and the fact that it showed up here
tell me if he walked away from it and i'll give it a spin

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:50 (seven years ago) link

he probably walked away from it

dayo, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:53 (seven years ago) link

he may have suffered a bruise.

pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:54 (seven years ago) link

now this guy didn't walk away from it.

http://i.imgur.com/i0C56.gif

pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 20:57 (seven years ago) link

what the

♆ (gr8080), Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:13 (seven years ago) link

i heard he died

bnw, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:55 (seven years ago) link

ironic that it was the intertube that didn't get blown up.

pplains, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 21:56 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxJi9qGX-ls

dayo, Tuesday, 1 May 2012 22:13 (seven years ago) link

all dance music waits for 1:00 for the drop.

RedMeansRecord 15 hours ago 8+

sanskrit, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:10 (seven years ago) link

I miscategorized this earlier today

http://www.chinasmack.com/2012/stories/zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html

dayo, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:11 (seven years ago) link

ok he lived http://www.spinner.com/2012/05/01/creamfields-fall-australia/

sanskrit, Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:12 (seven years ago) link

okay, i watched it.
"Perhaps the oddest part of the story took place later. After being admitted to hospital and then discharged, Wrotniak returned to the festival looking to get in."

"in this super-sexy postracial age" (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:22 (seven years ago) link

zoo-caretaker-licks-monkeys-butt-to-help-it-defecate.html

well okay then

I'M THAT POSTA, AAAAAAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:24 (seven years ago) link

that guy at creamfields - what an idiot, tho was probably ecto'd out his nut tbf

༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Wednesday, 2 May 2012 19:48 (seven years ago) link

cool reddit link, forks.

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:46 (seven years ago) link

cool

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:53 (seven years ago) link

cool

The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:56 (seven years ago) link

i am anti-reddit as a rule but those are pretty fucked up

goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:56 (seven years ago) link

especially when they're made up.

pplains, Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:58 (seven years ago) link

well that helps yeah

goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:58 (seven years ago) link

as opposed to the plateau of truth what is ilx

The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 19:59 (seven years ago) link

basically.

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:01 (seven years ago) link

i don't believe your name really is trident for a second

The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:01 (seven years ago) link

there never was a hot chick waiting

goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:02 (seven years ago) link

no one on this forum has actually watched an episode of girls

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:04 (seven years ago) link

no one loves music

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:04 (seven years ago) link

dirty truth bomb

The world is your urinal. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:14 (seven years ago) link

...

10. “Pour Some Sugar On Me” – Tom Cruise (contenderizer), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:20 (seven years ago) link

. . .

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:23 (seven years ago) link

I had to explain to a friend that the "love" in ilx is sarcastic

mh, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:31 (seven years ago) link

18 year old bro douche bag with a fauxhawk who seemed to only wear mussel shirts

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:33 (seven years ago) link

This looser needs to ask me to date my daughter so I can formally reject him for her

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:34 (seven years ago) link

On Saturday night, my wife and daughter would usually go shopping, I took this opportunity to go into her room, and read her diary. I found out the worst news possible: douche bag mcbrochin was actually the guy who raped my daughter.

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:34 (seven years ago) link

After about 10 minutes, the rage filled back up in my heart.

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:36 (seven years ago) link

zazzle comes through

http://rlv.zcache.com/mussel_shirt-p235543952876626998z85iq_400.jpg

goole, Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:36 (seven years ago) link

i like it when trident enjoys hisself

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:37 (seven years ago) link

love off, forks.

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:40 (seven years ago) link

love up your own fork

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 3 May 2012 20:53 (seven years ago) link

you're talking to the man with three tines

fka snush (remy bean), Thursday, 3 May 2012 21:01 (seven years ago) link

hey guys http://www.postsecret.com/

♆ (gr8080), Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:35 (seven years ago) link

this site is great too but it's no longer searchable :(

http://www.grouphug.us/

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 3 May 2012 23:38 (seven years ago) link

those aren't... phone numbers?

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 May 2012 02:08 (seven years ago) link

lol iOS, right?

mh, Friday, 4 May 2012 02:13 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/dyv28.jpg

dayo, Friday, 4 May 2012 18:23 (seven years ago) link

http://shanghaiist.com/2012/05/10/penis-amputated-circumcision.php

dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 11:54 (seven years ago) link

for a compensation of 150,000 yuan (23,833 USD).

o_O

i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:08 (seven years ago) link

rarely has a two post/username combo been so apt.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:09 (seven years ago) link

150,000 is a not insigifnicant sum of money in china xp

dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 12:10 (seven years ago) link

fair enough. 23,833 is about the price of my car, and I value my cock about 1,000 times more than my car.

i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:12 (seven years ago) link

sure, but it's a feature of the american legal system that you could probably sue for a few million if that happened to you in america. but not in china. be grateful!

dayo, Friday, 11 May 2012 12:15 (seven years ago) link

Fair enough. Also weird that the 21-year-old man was below the legal marriagable age, but really I don't think that's a bad thing.

i will show you fear in a handful of nuts (how's life), Friday, 11 May 2012 12:20 (seven years ago) link

that's top ten most unpleasant URLs all time

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:29 (seven years ago) link

dude cracking up behind her otm

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:31 (seven years ago) link

okay, that's fairly amazing.

(Name Withheld to Avoid Hassle) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:36 (seven years ago) link

(some talk about that vid on the gay marriage to alfred thread)

goole, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:41 (seven years ago) link

crazy lady, livin in a BAG

Scott, bass player for Tenth Avenue North (Hurting 2), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:44 (seven years ago) link

goole: link?

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 11 May 2012 18:47 (seven years ago) link

Gay Marriage to Alfred: Your Thoughts

goole, Friday, 11 May 2012 18:48 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/zrESM.jpg

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 13 May 2012 07:53 (seven years ago) link

lord love a duck

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Monday, 14 May 2012 15:52 (seven years ago) link

holy fuck :(

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Sunday, 20 May 2012 03:05 (seven years ago) link

Renee Nal May 20, 2012, 3:18am EDT
Thanks Heather. Yes, I think it is time we evolve past this practice.

bailiwick bill (forksclovetofu), Monday, 21 May 2012 17:27 (seven years ago) link

^^ me on this thread.

pplains, Monday, 21 May 2012 17:28 (seven years ago) link

http://www.sirpepsi.com/pepsi10.htm

crüt, Tuesday, 22 May 2012 23:36 (seven years ago) link

Below is the article that appeared in the Chicago Reader, it was published May 31, 2002. The following weekend my wife and I were in Chicago at The Briar Street theater to see Blue Man Group and they had already picked up a copy of the paper. It was "Autographed" by all three performers of "BLUE MAN GROUP"

♆ (gr8080), Wednesday, 23 May 2012 00:22 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=671tCjePT3w

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 17:46 (seven years ago) link

marcos are you crazy?!?

the late great, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 18:16 (seven years ago) link

2,500 facebook likes?!

sanskrit, Wednesday, 23 May 2012 21:27 (seven years ago) link

Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face

Surprised to hear bad LSD is being blamed.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, 28 May 2012 06:58 (seven years ago) link

truly X_x

the late great, Monday, 28 May 2012 09:06 (seven years ago) link

Fucking fuck

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Monday, 28 May 2012 14:01 (seven years ago) link

Is that some sort of Florida "Stand Down, Then Eat Their Face" law that's also new?

pplains, Monday, 28 May 2012 17:27 (seven years ago) link

Just caught my kid watching this fucked up mess. THANKS BOB

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cf_mYUTssro

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:02 (seven years ago) link

Miami Police Shoot, Kill Man Eating Another Man’s Face

Surprised to hear bad LSD is being blamed.
― Pita Malört (Je55e), Monday, May 28, 2012 6:58 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

holy actual moly

༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:13 (seven years ago) link

I think, at the very least, the poor judgment displayed by in first making and then posting that video on the internet for public consumption should earn Bob some regular visits from child protective services.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 28 May 2012 19:15 (seven years ago) link

So the man whose face was eaten was apparently a random homeless man who'd been asleep before the attack. SO HORRIBLE.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:10 (seven years ago) link

did he wake up

fapper don (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:24 (seven years ago) link

for "eyes wide open" natch

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 00:34 (seven years ago) link

Surprised to hear bad LSD is being blamed.

the CBS miami reports are weird in that regard. "bath salts" (MDPV) are apparently being blamed. bath salts /= LSD, though the article and its sources treat the terms as interchangeable.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:26 (seven years ago) link

Having watched videos of people tweaked out of their minds on bath salts, I'm not the slightest bit surprised to discover that they played a role in this batshittery. I wish I were equally unsurprised about the shitty and inaccurate reportage.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 02:39 (seven years ago) link

bath salts are quite the GIS iirc

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:24 (seven years ago) link

haha well maybe "bath salts dead"

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 03:24 (seven years ago) link

Sleep??

fine with 49 (sunny successor), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 07:23 (seven years ago) link

okay those three warnings saved my life, basically

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:19 (seven years ago) link

Re: zombie face eating guy, "It's one of the most gruesome things I've ever seen in my life in person," witness Larry Vega told WSVN.

"One of"?!? What nightmare world does Larry Vega inhabit??? "Yeah, it was...top five maybe? At least top ten."

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 15:31 (seven years ago) link

maybe he was at that japanese restaurant.

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:20 (seven years ago) link

gonna say i scrolled past the warnings on that URL to the top of the picture of a blood soaked sous vide bag and then thought better of it. Feeling good about that self control.

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 16:22 (seven years ago) link

I looked at the whole thing, including the carving table, while eating a chicken gyro.

Pita Malört (Je55e), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:55 (seven years ago) link

Now there are pics of Mr.Faceless circulating. I thought Gawker would have the sense to hide them behind a separate link, but nope. Cannot be unseen...

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:57 (seven years ago) link

ugh

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 18:58 (seven years ago) link

I'm seriously pissed at Gawker now. I wanted to read the story but I had no desire to ever ever see that.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:04 (seven years ago) link

fucking gawker

max, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:05 (seven years ago) link

uh i'm looking at the gawker front page right now and it clearly says grody ass images after the jump. do not jump!

goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:06 (seven years ago) link

did they push them out via rss or something?

goole, Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:06 (seven years ago) link

max, I stopped short of blaming you because I didn't know how much control you had over that particular decision. But, seriously, dude.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:08 (seven years ago) link

I clicked the link from the mobile blog version of the site. Shit's blurred on the picture next to the link.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:09 (seven years ago) link

Whatever. Anyway, just basically saying I wish I hadn't seen it.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:10 (seven years ago) link

looks like there were still (trimmed) hairs on that sac. don't have much faith in this chef, tbh.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:33 (seven years ago) link

Demand a refund

Love Max Ophüls of us all (Michael White), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 19:34 (seven years ago) link

so this is the stuff I'll need to avoid for the future huh

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:08 (seven years ago) link

The balls really weren't that bad.

Where are the face pics. I wanna see.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:09 (seven years ago) link

*cuts and pastes above post to fourteen different meta threads*

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:10 (seven years ago) link

Gawker, E!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:11 (seven years ago) link

x-post You should see the look I'm giving you right now.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:12 (seven years ago) link

i have no face and I must look

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:12 (seven years ago) link

btw, the one piece of irl ILX decor hanging in my house is dan lacey's oil painting of chase no face
i will refrain from a link

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:14 (seven years ago) link

Holy crap. Those pictures are the best anti drug message I've ever seen.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:16 (seven years ago) link

holy shit

༼◍ྀ ౪ ◍ི ༽ (cozen), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 20:36 (seven years ago) link

yeah, hideous, not happy i looked

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:37 (seven years ago) link

weird how early reports had them both naked, when it looks as if only the attacker was

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 21:38 (seven years ago) link

weirdest thing about internet 2.0 is how rotten.com is for everyone now

chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:25 (seven years ago) link

I guess they figure out that stuff gets hits, huh, everybody make a grab for the ad traffic

chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:25 (seven years ago) link

those penis pics were so tame

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:33 (seven years ago) link

no face man kind of looks like that scary puppet thing used in those art photos from some exhibit a while ago you guys know the one right

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:39 (seven years ago) link

chase no face

chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:51 (seven years ago) link

I mean I just where does it even stop:

New Jersey Man Stabs Himself -- Right Before Throwing Pieces Of His Intestines At Cops

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:56 (seven years ago) link

felt bad but I thought of CANT PEE ON U

chris paul george hill (dayo), Tuesday, 29 May 2012 23:56 (seven years ago) link

guy serving his penis: nbd, tbh, i have sectioned junk before, welcome to the modern medical apparatus

guy eating another guy's face on drugs: i will never click on a link of that, thank you very much

performance artists eating they stuff is just weirdos being weirdos
addicts eating faces is just...c'mon man

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:13 (seven years ago) link

gbx do you have an achilles heel? (my favorite trauma nurse is all about . . . trauma, but struggles with eyeball stuff)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:15 (seven years ago) link

noodles cooked past al dente... shudder

chris paul george hill (dayo), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 01:39 (seven years ago) link

teeth

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:04 (seven years ago) link

tho tbh most icky stuff is way more nauseating in abstract, an actual icky situation isn't any worse than what most ppl have to do on the regular---a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:06 (seven years ago) link

bias: at my high school job i got tasked with being point person on The Case Of The Customer Who Shat all over the fucking floor and walls in a way that looked very tragically not-on-purpose, and had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed, so my grossometer is a little skewed

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:09 (seven years ago) link

i love tmi = http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lts0cu3qMA1r22325o2_500.gif

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:10 (seven years ago) link

still not reading anything about face eating, though, i need to sleep tonight

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:12 (seven years ago) link

had another job, later, involving sewing dead butts closed

you can't just say that without doin some splainin, son

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:50 (seven years ago) link

i guess everybody but e's worked at mcdonalds

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 02:55 (seven years ago) link

p sure this has been documented on this board

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:04 (seven years ago) link

I sew dead butts and I cannot lie

EZ Snappin, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 03:06 (seven years ago) link

a public bathroom is way more intense than a loop of sterile bowel imo

working in a bookstore, there were colleagues who attributed repeated fecal matter on the walls of the public restroom to some sort of reasonable 'condition'

that condition is that ppl are disgusting savages. who may or may not be artistic (actually exclusively not)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:08 (seven years ago) link

irl giggle at snapz

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:28 (seven years ago) link

If im not careful I'll start singing it aloud at work with those words and I'll have some 'splainin to do.

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 04:40 (seven years ago) link

it is unbelievable that gawker published those pics.

the late great, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 08:27 (seven years ago) link

later, involving sewing dead butts closed,
I read this the same day I read an article about butt plugs for the dead? Oh boy

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 12:50 (seven years ago) link

... what do the dead need butt plugs for?

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:26 (seven years ago) link

I think it's so stuff doesn't leak out?

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:28 (seven years ago) link

MORNING EVERYONE

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:28 (seven years ago) link

Seems like you'd reach a point where stuffing a butt plug up a dead body's rectum /= some possible fluids leaking out.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:30 (seven years ago) link

I guess I won't be having chocolate chip oatmeal this morning after all

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:32 (seven years ago) link

"All right! 62-year-old white male here, five-seven, 260 pounds, let's roll him over…"

"You know? Maybe, I don't know. Is it something we really need to worry about?"

"DO YOU NOT HAVE ANY RESPECT FOR THE DEAD? Now hand me that butt plug…"

pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:32 (seven years ago) link

asses to asses, butts to butts

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:36 (seven years ago) link

... what do the dead need butt plugs for?

― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:26 AM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I think it's so stuff doesn't leak out?

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:28 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

isn't this why the living need butt plugs?

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:38 (seven years ago) link

unless i'm misunderstanding something here

goole, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:39 (seven years ago) link

guys, i think it's like a large plastic screw, it goes up there to prevent the escape of gas and fluid, its p standard i think

don't look at me like that, i watched six feet under

judas, a homo (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:51 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, that's sort of what I was picturing. I guess it's obv not for once you're in the ground but during the preceding days for wakes and stuff when you really want all that stuff to stay inside the body.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:55 (seven years ago) link

God I hope Pat Robertson's funeral is open-casket.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:56 (seven years ago) link

is it too late to write a "pantsless-with-feet-in-stirrups" clause into my will

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 13:58 (seven years ago) link

"Man, it's a shame about the president. Should've never gone to Dallas…"

"Yeah, this is something else. Now hand me that butt plug."

"Wait. What if we get the family to do a closed-casket? Throw a flag over it and everything?"

"But what about the smell?"

"Hang on --- Arlington Stables? You got any riderless horses?"

pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:01 (seven years ago) link

I'm going to stop now, but suffice to say, I've got about ten more hypothetical dialogues between morticians about butt plugs.

I can't help it, it's almost like they're … … leaking out of my … … brain.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:03 (seven years ago) link

I think it's so stuff doesn't leak out?

― wolf kabob (ENBB), Wednesday, May 30, 2012 8:28 AM (35 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is why i sutured, btw

catbus otm (gbx), Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:05 (seven years ago) link

asses to asses, butts to butts

No joke, this was the phrase that my brother-in-law was trying to build a Detroit style booty track around for a while.

joygoat, Wednesday, 30 May 2012 14:33 (seven years ago) link

i think you call that a "missed opportunity"

goole, Friday, 1 June 2012 20:44 (seven years ago) link

i was at a friend's birthday party at a bar that serves food last nite. this girl i know asked the bartender "hey would you mind checking on that pizza i ordered a while back? i'm getting so hungry i'm gonna eat your face off!!"

i put my hand on her shoulder and explained to her how we don't say that anymore. she had a horrified look on her face for the next 10 minutes.

an hour later the same girl and i are standing with a guy who goes "hey so have you all heard about the zombie apocalypse going down in florida?????????? lololol ha ha ha ha ha"

u_u

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 1 June 2012 20:56 (seven years ago) link

Sorry g, but me and my kids are going to continue taking turns eating our faces off.

And they're going to keep that little dog Checkers too.

pplains, Friday, 1 June 2012 21:03 (seven years ago) link

you wanna see some fuckin' anal
i can get you close enough to smell
gonna drive you insano

so i listened to that

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Friday, 1 June 2012 22:06 (seven years ago) link

I recommend at least listening to the ending.

Snowqueen's Icedragon (crüt), Friday, 1 June 2012 23:40 (seven years ago) link

does end well, have to admit

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 06:35 (seven years ago) link

kind of stuck in my head now (DOT COM)

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Saturday, 2 June 2012 06:36 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mIH0NctQq4

5 people on a motorcycle get hit by a car (noone dies or is seriously hurt)

chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 11:59 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0Kfz1RkreE

chris paul george hill (dayo), Saturday, 2 June 2012 12:00 (seven years ago) link

"what y'all know bout them creampies"?

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:09 (seven years ago) link

aaaaand now i looked at dayo's links. fuck.

jump them into a gang - into the absurd (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 2 June 2012 18:13 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/wsdub.png

chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 10:16 (seven years ago) link

ha came to post just that

sonderangerbot, Monday, 4 June 2012 11:48 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT69H5ZEoto&feature=related

how's life, Monday, 4 June 2012 12:18 (seven years ago) link

catcopter is the funniest fucking thing (until it fly @ u face)

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Monday, 4 June 2012 14:38 (seven years ago) link

that's really fucked up

goole, Monday, 4 June 2012 14:50 (seven years ago) link

WOW THAT IS SO CREEPY

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 June 2012 15:03 (seven years ago) link

jesus christ

J0rdan S., Monday, 4 June 2012 15:03 (seven years ago) link

the terrified expression on the cat's face

that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Monday, 4 June 2012 15:04 (seven years ago) link

That cat thing is horrifying.

wolf kabob (ENBB), Monday, 4 June 2012 15:06 (seven years ago) link

well. that's dignified.

pplains, Monday, 4 June 2012 15:42 (seven years ago) link

feel bad for cat copter. dunno why. the cat's no longer around to mind.

spextor vs bextor (contenderizer), Monday, 4 June 2012 17:24 (seven years ago) link

My mom always threatened to stuff our fat calico, Richard, and keep him around as a doorstop since that's what he basically was for 8 years.

He must have heard word because he ran off.

pplains, Monday, 4 June 2012 17:26 (seven years ago) link

flying penis attacks Gary Kasparov

chris paul george hill (dayo), Monday, 4 June 2012 21:59 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/KVKuH.jpg

pplains, Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:50 (seven years ago) link

otm

WHEY AHR MAH DREGUNS? (DJP), Wednesday, 6 June 2012 13:56 (seven years ago) link

catcopter otm

catbus otm (gbx), Friday, 8 June 2012 14:40 (seven years ago) link

OTM. And depressing.

Quiet Desperation, LLC (Deric W. Haircare), Friday, 8 June 2012 16:18 (seven years ago) link

if dude's sole purpose was to do something cool with his dead cat and hang out in his back yard with his friends and play with it, it wouldn't be so bad.

the way it feels like dude set out to be internet famous and succeeded is what makes me feel gross to me

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:17 (seven years ago) link

how dare he fly his dead cat to internet fame

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:18 (seven years ago) link

sentences you only hear on ilx

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 8 June 2012 18:19 (seven years ago) link

kind of o_O mostly lol lil mini documentary

http://vimeo.com/43312066

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:33 (seven years ago) link

didn't know where to put it but wtv it was a nice lil watch

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:36 (seven years ago) link

o nsfw btw

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Friday, 8 June 2012 19:36 (seven years ago) link

i was with this guy until 4:05

O_o

goole, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:04 (seven years ago) link

7:00

O_o

goole, Friday, 8 June 2012 21:08 (seven years ago) link

7:00

O_o

― goole

wait what weird happens at 7 minutes?

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Friday, 8 June 2012 22:16 (seven years ago) link

he says some pretty crass shit about afghani women around 7 mins in.

Clay, Friday, 8 June 2012 22:38 (seven years ago) link

oh right, i was innured by that juncture i guess!

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Friday, 8 June 2012 22:41 (seven years ago) link

inured even

zverotic discourse (jim in glasgow), Friday, 8 June 2012 22:41 (seven years ago) link

toaga is an interesting find.

“Argh!” I cry. But I really don’t care. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 12 June 2012 02:33 (seven years ago) link

OH DEAR GOD

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Saturday, 16 June 2012 07:37 (seven years ago) link

Why can't that have happened to some wildly-homophobic man instead?

Lee626, Saturday, 16 June 2012 07:55 (seven years ago) link

seems like a sweet kid

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 16 June 2012 16:34 (seven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gal%C3%A1pagos_%28novel%29

Kilgore Trout—deceased—makes four appearances in the novel, urging his son to enter the "blue tunnel" that leads to the Afterlife. When Leon refuses the fourth time, Kilgore pledges that he, and the blue tunnel, will not return for one million years, which leaves Leon to observe the slow process of evolution that transforms the humans into aquatic mammals. (The process begins when a Japanese woman on the island, the granddaughter of a Hiroshima survivor, gives birth to a fur-covered daughter.)

♆ (gr8080), Saturday, 16 June 2012 22:21 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52JWnleaojE

omar little, Tuesday, 26 June 2012 21:04 (seven years ago) link

that fucken guy

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 02:25 (seven years ago) link

Shepard4f4
9 Hours Ago

it's really strange that elmo would do this.

diamanda ram dass (Edward III), Thursday, 28 June 2012 02:35 (seven years ago) link

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/461546383/inspirational-tom-hanks-statue?ref=home_location

7 BACKERS
Each person who pledges $25 or more will receive a personalized positive energetic mental communication from the project's creators. This unique message will be communicated with a focus on the name of the individual donor. The message will transmit feelings of joy, happiness, and - exclusive to this pledge group - pleasure. Donors in this category will also receive the secret decoder link and password to our exclusive "Thank You!" video.

just1n3, Friday, 29 June 2012 04:06 (seven years ago) link

this looks totally legit

contenderizer, Friday, 29 June 2012 04:57 (seven years ago) link

40 BACKERS
and a new DN

exclusive to this pledge group - pleasure (weatheringdaleson), Friday, 29 June 2012 05:17 (seven years ago) link

Someone's pledged $1000! WTF

Pureed Moods (Trayce), Friday, 29 June 2012 05:39 (seven years ago) link

inside a camel's mouth.
i have linked so you will not be scarred for life every time you open the thread. you're welcome.

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 29 June 2012 16:44 (seven years ago) link

forksandmaxsmom

goole, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:29 (seven years ago) link

wow!

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 29 June 2012 18:33 (seven years ago) link

i am going to just link to this as well because it is legit disgusting

http://youtu.be/FZXlGIF-MfU

title is "scott deadlift 240 x 4 with power vomit"

goole, Friday, 29 June 2012 18:35 (seven years ago) link

weightlifting is really weird

the late great, Friday, 29 June 2012 19:17 (seven years ago) link

looks like that camel could give a killer beej

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Friday, 29 June 2012 19:41 (seven years ago) link

weightlifting forums are O_o

that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Friday, 29 June 2012 21:57 (seven years ago) link

WHAT THE FUCK ARE THOSE

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:16 (seven years ago) link

ps i hate you

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:17 (seven years ago) link

cute!

i also like the shrunkend head at far left of second pic

the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:22 (seven years ago) link

cute?! you're sick, man.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:23 (seven years ago) link

i'm not saying i want it in my bed ok

the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:24 (seven years ago) link

lol

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:25 (seven years ago) link

wouldn't kick that out of my bed for being shrunken

that's why Love made the weirdos (brownie), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:26 (seven years ago) link

that's what she etc etc

beater drummer (electricsound), Saturday, 30 June 2012 01:35 (seven years ago) link

ps i hate you

― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, June 29, 2012 9:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

dont eat the chili if you cant handle the heat

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:00 (seven years ago) link

; )

Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:00 (seven years ago) link

\/ necessary unfinest

killer camel beej (cozen), Saturday, 30 June 2012 12:31 (seven years ago) link

thx dayo for my new personal motto

the late great, Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:08 (seven years ago) link

yeah, there's all kinds of reasons to let that one go

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 June 2012 20:37 (seven years ago) link

which one is you?

the late great, Monday, 2 July 2012 19:50 (seven years ago) link

I am beside myself with laughter, what the hell

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 03:26 (seven years ago) link

^real american dog hero there

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 05:55 (seven years ago) link

sorry, i mean transcat canine

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 July 2012 05:56 (seven years ago) link

i have to admit i was very thoughtful towards that guy's post for like 10 seconds, but then the lolwut set in

een, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 08:26 (seven years ago) link

"transfat"

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 3 July 2012 18:56 (seven years ago) link

So you shall make likenesses of your tumors and likenesses of your mice that ravage the land, and you shall give glory to the God of Israel; perhaps He will ease His hand from you, your gods, and your land.

1 Samuel 6:5

chupacabra seeds (Abbbottt), Wednesday, 4 July 2012 21:24 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/brJtW.jpg

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:17 (seven years ago) link

i think that calls for a ballot poll

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 03:18 (seven years ago) link

long pussy

booger pickup (electricsound), Friday, 6 July 2012 03:19 (seven years ago) link

(so) long

the late great, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:24 (seven years ago) link

ASS HOLE

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 03:25 (seven years ago) link

the other side should have motivational sayings like GET PAID and STOP SNITCHIN'

the late great, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:26 (seven years ago) link

EAT JIZ
EAT JIZZ

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 03:27 (seven years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gin%20rooter

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:28 (seven years ago) link

<3 u long time

the late great, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:31 (seven years ago) link

SHORT DICK
SHORT DICK
SHORT DICK
LONG PUSSY

contenderizer, Friday, 6 July 2012 03:41 (seven years ago) link

that's a good chorus imo

J0rdan S., Friday, 6 July 2012 03:42 (seven years ago) link

the union of hare and elephant, lowest union iirc

the late great, Friday, 6 July 2012 04:18 (seven years ago) link

the extra hares make up for it

contenderizer, Friday, 6 July 2012 05:05 (seven years ago) link

new punk anthem

FUCK OFF
FUCK OFF
FUCK THE POLICE
FUCK THE POLICE
FUCK THEM ALL
FUCK THEM ALL
SMALL DICK
SMALL DICK

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2012 14:43 (seven years ago) link

i was gonna hafta ask about "gin rooter"

Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:06 (seven years ago) link

ugh well that just sucked the funny out of the room

I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Friday, 6 July 2012 15:07 (seven years ago) link

CUNT OFF

?

goole, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:07 (seven years ago) link

puts me in my of one of the all time great threads:

Words you can't have printed on the back of an NFL jersey

goole, Friday, 6 July 2012 15:08 (seven years ago) link

A cunt off should be some sort of competitive vag comparison.

joygoat, Friday, 6 July 2012 17:02 (seven years ago) link

lol @ dude in cargo pants in background

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 6 July 2012 22:27 (seven years ago) link

cargo shorts

♆ (gr8080), Friday, 6 July 2012 22:35 (seven years ago) link

Well, it's almost been a year since Myra died.

pplains, Wednesday, 11 July 2012 19:00 (seven years ago) link

LOL at cargo shorts guy. Flight instinct kickin' in, ready to hoof it away from the tsumani of ladylifter vom.

andrew m., Thursday, 12 July 2012 02:02 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/NQHnr.jpg

am0n, the road to nowhere (cozen), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:25 (seven years ago) link

man, i would SO not fuck with that guy

I would, because if he hits you it's going to fuck up his hands

hot sauce delivery device (mh), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:27 (seven years ago) link

at first i was like "wow that dude really loves bowling!"

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 19:31 (seven years ago) link

haha

du. duplass. duplass mich. (goole), Friday, 13 July 2012 19:46 (seven years ago) link

i just mean he's got so much else going wrong with his life already

ready_for_comic_con.jpg

the late great, Friday, 13 July 2012 20:14 (seven years ago) link

http://www.misterpoll.com/polls/545165

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 July 2012 20:17 (seven years ago) link

http://www.misterpoll.com/users/jman99_128

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 16 July 2012 20:19 (seven years ago) link

59 more polls ...

the new dire homonomoreboobsativity (Eric H.), Tuesday, 17 July 2012 02:59 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h1yN0ldPWYE

goole, Thursday, 19 July 2012 22:26 (seven years ago) link

hahahahahaha

the late great, Thursday, 19 July 2012 23:03 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqGwbwhcWkM

dayo, Thursday, 19 July 2012 23:42 (seven years ago) link

"this is new movie?"

:)

goole, Monday, 23 July 2012 15:38 (seven years ago) link

lol @ "including visible teeth!" as a plus

check the name, no caps, boom, i'm (Laurel), Wednesday, 25 July 2012 19:19 (seven years ago) link

man that is no good at all, rip sexy berenger

real men have been preparing manly dishes for centuries (elmo argonaut), Friday, 27 July 2012 14:40 (seven years ago) link

i know its mean but it still made me go ((**))((**))!!!

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 14:41 (seven years ago) link

powers still got it

goole, Friday, 27 July 2012 15:05 (seven years ago) link

totally. tom just has the ryan o'neil thing going on. looks like a scary beverly hills dad who plays golf all day and drinks martinis all night and who eats little people for breakfast.

scott seward, Friday, 27 July 2012 15:13 (seven years ago) link

http://www.bbwdateclub.com/pro8zt9zX.htm

Matt Armstrong, Tuesday, 31 July 2012 22:29 (seven years ago) link

"i am looking for women to date if i can,t find a blond women there time writer a tittles the women well not read trad my tittle to me."

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Tuesday, 31 July 2012 23:36 (seven years ago) link

Drinking : I don't drink

LIES

keeping things contextual (DJP), Wednesday, 1 August 2012 01:05 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yag7SH24qU

the late great, Sunday, 5 August 2012 18:01 (seven years ago) link

now i have that song stuck in my head

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pl8TsBRy3QQ

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 12:22 (seven years ago) link

I promise to never search for videos featuring twins.

Eric H., Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:17 (seven years ago) link

Here come the TWINS
Watch out for the stupid things they do

How about a bottle of water? Or a soft drink? or a Bucket of Water? He THOUGHT he was helping me WASH the motorhome. HEY!! That's not helping me. Sitting in a chair reading when along comes the TWIN.
What the heck, you are splashing me. That will be enough of that. GOTCHA. I hope that was not your favorite shirt. IN the pool you go. OOPS Lost my footing, In the pool I go too. Now you see what you made me do? HERE I AM, MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS WHEN ALONG COMES THE TWIN WITH THE HOSE AND LATER I FOUND HIM SITTING ALONE. "PAYBACKS" ARE HELL it is now time to take a shower. Are you sure this is big enough for both of us in here? Suck your gut in and it will be. Hey that water is COLD. SHUT UP! This was your idea. That is all for this show.

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:24 (seven years ago) link

Something very

http://i.imgur.com/9IgLw.jpg

about all of that.

pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:26 (seven years ago) link

so many unanswered questions.

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 August 2012 14:32 (seven years ago) link

goin in the kitchen for a fresh ballcap

andrew m., Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:18 (seven years ago) link

fuck washing a hat

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:21 (seven years ago) link

That mirror is off.

I mean, if you're going to put something like this together...

pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 15:29 (seven years ago) link

the spider thing good god the spider thing

skrill xx (cozen), Thursday, 9 August 2012 17:41 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/a31iw.jpg

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:38 (seven years ago) link

suppose 'ear' is a more charitable interpretation than the alternative 'eight-eyed spider in my... vagina?!' one

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:39 (seven years ago) link

remove bookmark from thread omg I hate you all

your native bacon (mh), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:42 (seven years ago) link

It doesn't help that that is the grossest looking spider ever.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:44 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rW3jq.jpg

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:44 (seven years ago) link

They were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrumsThey were walking on my eardrums

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:49 (seven years ago) link

UGH I AM SO ITCHY

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:49 (seven years ago) link

I mean I guess it's good that it didn't lay eggs or burrow in there. If you're going to get a spider in your ear I feel like this is the best possible outcome.

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:50 (seven years ago) link

When he irrigated the ear, the first spider came out, dead. The other spider took a second dousing before it emerged, still alive. Both were about the size of a pencil eraser.

Jesse was given the spiders — now both dead — as a souvenir. He has taken them to school and his mother has taken them to work.

jesse: cool as hell
jesse's mom: the fuck is wrong with you

goole, Thursday, 9 August 2012 20:50 (seven years ago) link

How I feel about this thread now:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyhljfcGcm1rnxylgo1_500.gif

pplains, Thursday, 9 August 2012 21:01 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNoadn11c6A

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 12 August 2012 16:14 (seven years ago) link

too long, didn't fap

the late great, Sunday, 12 August 2012 17:05 (seven years ago) link

begging for a poll:

http://i.imgur.com/eXUhU.jpg

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:16 (seven years ago) link

I see an Onion one sneaked in there.

pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 18:20 (seven years ago) link

amanda is about to confront her fear of chickens for the first time

pulling for you amanda!

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:21 (seven years ago) link

Maury is the weirdest fucking show

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:22 (seven years ago) link

which one is the onion? I don't recognize any except Kick A Ginger Day, which I've seen on Cracked and other joke sites..

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:22 (seven years ago) link

the fox news one (obama/biden - osama bin laden - coincidence?) one has got to be fake...right? right?

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:23 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbn6In9aSGo

this is just unbelievable

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:28 (seven years ago) link

maury is kind of a terrible person

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:30 (seven years ago) link

oh the cotton ball maury is classic

for some reason it's not coming thoguh with sound for me right now though

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:35 (seven years ago) link

The Onion bit is at D-5, pedophile tips from their Today Now! show.

pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 18:40 (seven years ago) link

Gary Spivey is for real?

Eric H., Monday, 13 August 2012 18:45 (seven years ago) link

http://www.garyspivey.com/

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Monday, 13 August 2012 18:46 (seven years ago) link

I'm kinda feeling darren

vincent black shadow giallo (Edward III), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:09 (seven years ago) link

i kinda wish i was cottonball woman's husband just so i could beat maury's ass with a crowbar

I dont even know that I think this sucks per se (forksclovetofu), Monday, 13 August 2012 20:29 (seven years ago) link

gayatri spivack sock

the late great, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:32 (seven years ago) link

Wonder what Toilet Paper Lady does after she takes a shit.

pplains, Monday, 13 August 2012 20:36 (seven years ago) link

wad of cotton balls

contenderizer, Monday, 13 August 2012 23:19 (seven years ago) link

http://youtu.be/JWD0wUmO8jk

pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:23 (seven years ago) link

I mean

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWD0wUmO8jk

pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:24 (seven years ago) link

!!

goole, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:26 (seven years ago) link

wow, that whole series of ads are 0_o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93Z8tz2Kcqc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qn7DAzMhfcQ
they're good!

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:29 (seven years ago) link

the snap of the bottle opening! The homey voice! it's well thought out!

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:29 (seven years ago) link

"just to recap: you put spit on his face"

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:30 (seven years ago) link

Not as good as the fat boy seeing his parents sexing. Should've had the hamster do some awful shit.
KrfNYC2 15 hours ago

"Batshit crazy," the foam clog tycoon said. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:31 (seven years ago) link

The kid knocking on his parents' door looks like my weasel of a congressman:

http://agriculture.cjrwbeta.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/07/Griffin.jpg

pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 17:35 (seven years ago) link

looks like a guy who's watched people fuck just recently

goole, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 18:39 (seven years ago) link

My tax dollars at work!

pplains, Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:05 (seven years ago) link

lol goole

○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:29 (seven years ago) link

wtf

http://i.minus.com/io3YmqS2YzbQa.gif

skrill xx (cozen), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 19:41 (seven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8riwnYNhk1qz8x20o1_400.jpg

○ (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 August 2012 20:56 (seven years ago) link

oh my god I will never stop laughing, gr8080 you have killed me

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 00:43 (seven years ago) link

the next-level would be "take some shooters from the cooter"

the late great, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:07 (seven years ago) link

pound a drink from the stink!

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:12 (seven years ago) link

"pound a drink from from the stink or you'll never be inducted into the Beta Kappa Delta family!

Love,

Mom

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:14 (seven years ago) link

shocka

the late great, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:16 (seven years ago) link

twenty brothers, one cup

the late great, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 01:17 (seven years ago) link

YOU GUYS

http://www.lugez.com/

THE WHOLE SITE, OMG

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:27 (seven years ago) link

Ice Luge, Lugez, IceMan, Ice Man, Bachelorette Party, Adult Parties, Hen Parties, Swinger Parties, Party Games, Wild Party. 21 Ice luge Mold, Lugez Ice Luge, Ice Luge Mold, Adult party games, Party themes, adult birthday party games, wild bachelorette parties, fun party games, games to play at parties, party game ideas, adult party drinking games, wild bachelorette party, wild bachelore parties, good drinking games, wild party galleries, adult birthday party games, martini luge, alcohol luge, ice luge sculpture, college drinking games

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:31 (seven years ago) link

poll imo

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:34 (seven years ago) link

job creators

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:37 (seven years ago) link

so to speak

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 02:37 (seven years ago) link

the youtube vid really brought it together

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:17 (seven years ago) link

They only cost 20 bucks?!?!?!?!

Matt Armstrong, Wednesday, 15 August 2012 03:19 (seven years ago) link

one hottie, two hotties, three's company

kanye shiwen (dayo), Wednesday, 15 August 2012 10:14 (seven years ago) link

lol fitness chicks?

the late great, Monday, 20 August 2012 22:08 (seven years ago) link

there is another Bowlmor one with a guy showing a woman how to bowl that so obviously is meant to suggest he's "fingering her hole"

dmr, Monday, 20 August 2012 22:13 (seven years ago) link

yeah there's a lot of *racy* ones but this one kind of way crosses the line, no?

My second thought on seeing it was "wait, but the guy's on the bottom and he's bending over, so HE'S the one getting jumped in an alley."

And my third thought was "ow, back injury!"

bert yansh (Hurting 2), Monday, 20 August 2012 22:24 (seven years ago) link

I mean seriously if someone jumped on your back when you were already in that position, with the momentum of a bowling ball pulling you down, it could really fuck you up.

bert yansh (Hurting 2), Monday, 20 August 2012 22:25 (seven years ago) link

he wanted to have sex in the bowling alley, but at the same time, he needed only 4 pins in the final frame to beat his all-time high score. he decided to yell at his date.

BOWLMOR
LANES

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:17 (seven years ago) link

Who jumps on someone while bowling!?

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 21 August 2012 01:20 (seven years ago) link

more like LOWLMORE LANES AMI RITE

the late great, Tuesday, 21 August 2012 03:35 (seven years ago) link

we knew that

the late great, Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:51 (seven years ago) link

The website you are trying to access has been blocked by the Barracuda Web Filter because it is in the Intimate Apparel & Swimsuit category.

If you believe this is an error or need to access this link please contact your administrator.

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Thursday, 23 August 2012 18:55 (seven years ago) link

THE LAST TIME I LOOKED I THOUGHT THOSE WERE POOL RINGS

contenderizer, Friday, 24 August 2012 08:06 (seven years ago) link

Thanks, mookie. I needed a swift reason to power down and go upstairs to bed.

'Night.

pplains, Saturday, 25 August 2012 05:56 (seven years ago) link

Hahaha.

Wait, is that ad suggesting you can wear that pad for a whole week?! Ewwww.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:15 (seven years ago) link

i dunno he looks like pretty thirsty

the late great, Saturday, 25 August 2012 06:55 (seven years ago) link

would have preferred a vampira that you can assume is also wearing a sexy vampira menstrual pad, so the chain of blood can continue on into fictional systems

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Saturday, 25 August 2012 14:22 (seven years ago) link

Crabbits would it be hugely inappropriate of me to say "rowr"??

― just one little Tayto (Noodle Vague), Saturday, August 25, 2012 1:09 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jjjdoom (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 25 August 2012 17:11 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/NeilSargent86/status/239814605671645184

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 26 August 2012 20:41 (seven years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/list/sMe7cCDj4cw/

"Celebrities" who are sometimes considered attractive/handsome, but are NOT (imho)
by Dr_Horst_Schimanski-Galilei created 9 months ago | last updated - 10 hours ago

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goole, Monday, 27 August 2012 03:55 (seven years ago) link

good call on joey boots there

The muted sensation feels amazeballs. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 August 2012 04:35 (seven years ago) link

http://www.rapeappliance.com/

crüt, Monday, 27 August 2012 20:45 (seven years ago) link

surprised Hemingway said something that emo

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:48 (seven years ago) link

is dude's name James Rape or something?
Trying to imagine the designer sitting down to start on that logo.

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 August 2012 20:54 (seven years ago) link

bob rape

goole, Monday, 27 August 2012 21:43 (seven years ago) link

his son, jake rape

goole, Monday, 27 August 2012 21:44 (seven years ago) link

maybe it's a 'boy named sue' kind of thing, where he will absolutely be the most on point uncrooked repair guy on earth

goole, Monday, 27 August 2012 21:45 (seven years ago) link

the van certainly doesn't help

crüt, Monday, 27 August 2012 21:48 (seven years ago) link

And his friend Tom Raper, biggest RV salesman in the Midwest!
(that one's real)

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 27 August 2012 21:59 (seven years ago) link

I've used those guys before. They're legitimate, Rape.

look at this quarterstaff (Hurting 2), Monday, 27 August 2012 22:17 (seven years ago) link

http://www.christiansagainstnike.com/

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 1 September 2012 02:44 (seven years ago) link

it's true, nike is a pagan god

the late great, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:39 (seven years ago) link

also sweatshops also haim steinbach vs air jordan

the late great, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:46 (seven years ago) link

TG: Speaking of "the store," what led you to the selection of a particular kind of object? You displayed Air Jordans in `84.

HS: Buying objects from department stores and supermarkets-the Air Jordans, lava lamps, digital clocks, footballs, baskets-was a focus that evolved in the mid-`80s. I was in dialogue with a particular cultural context. Before that, I used mostly found objects or gifts, things from the flea market or borrowed from friends-that was the case with everything in the Artists Space show. But even in 1987, I was showing shelves with folk objects or antiques on them, though people did not seem to make that distinction. What captured their interest were the Air Jordans and lava lamps.

TG: Why do you think that was?

HS: There was a renewed interest in Pop and Minimal art, and this was visible in many artists` work. Art audiences could not look at my artworks as shelves with objects. They could not distinguish between the picture in a magazine and the piece in front of them. Art discourse at that time was not focused on the everyday; viewers immediately slipped into conversations about simulation or neo-geo, which was the new kind of art-world identity production going on at the time. And yet, paradoxically, an average person walking into the gallery would sometimes lift a sneaker from a shelf and ask if it was for sale-engaging the everyday.

the late great, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:48 (seven years ago) link

that is not the usual take i hear on his art

the late great, Saturday, 1 September 2012 03:49 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/QlBvW.jpg

skrill xx (cozen), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:48 (seven years ago) link

yes

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:48 (seven years ago) link

unless he's at the RNC or DNC

the late great, Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:49 (seven years ago) link

gross

Newgod joins this board, and quickly he's some dude (goole), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 21:50 (seven years ago) link

From NYT article about the Muslim Brotherhood in Egypt: In Mr. Morsi’s political program, called “The Renaissance,” there is an emphasis on a woman’s “authentic role as wife, mother and purveyor of generations.”

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Friday, 7 September 2012 13:50 (seven years ago) link

Real payoff in the last line: “I want you to be the flower that attracts a bee to make honey, not the trash that attracts flies and dirt,” Mr. Abou Salama said as the women listened intently.

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Friday, 7 September 2012 13:55 (seven years ago) link

Purveyor of generations!

Adesso vorrei assistere alle esequie vichinghe (Michael White), Friday, 7 September 2012 15:45 (seven years ago) link

can we get a women's movement in america going where the authentic role of man is to be house husband? i would sign up for that.

the late great, Friday, 7 September 2012 19:46 (seven years ago) link

Joleon Lescott fan club meeting.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 17:47 (seven years ago) link

i'm not going to watch that unless someone tells me first what happens in it

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:12 (seven years ago) link

people have saline injected into their foreheads to become "bagel heads"

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:13 (seven years ago) link

lolbodymod

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:13 (seven years ago) link

gross

the late great, Wednesday, 26 September 2012 18:14 (seven years ago) link

I felt like they were all gonna get murdered

Matt Armstrong, Thursday, 27 September 2012 05:35 (seven years ago) link

yeah, i don't need to read that

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 29 September 2012 14:45 (seven years ago) link

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/10/03/nyregion/amadou-diallos-mother-asks-why-officer-who-shot-at-her-son-will-get-gun-back.html?hpw&gwh=

Filing suit in 2002, he maintained that the Police Department rules allowed him to perform regular police duties, including carrying a weapon. Not having one, he said in court documents, earned him the “mocking moniker ‘Kenny No-Gun’ among his colleagues.”

purveyor of generations (in orbit), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 13:58 (seven years ago) link

beats kenny murderer i guess

the late great, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:29 (seven years ago) link

kenny shoots-the-unarmed

space dokken (Edward III), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:58 (seven years ago) link

"Kenny No-Gun"

man, cops are sooooo clever

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:12 (seven years ago) link

it's a play on the fact that his favorite book is shogun by james clavell

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:15 (seven years ago) link

and also he has no gun

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:15 (seven years ago) link

https://twitter.com/NotAPoliceman

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:18 (seven years ago) link

(not O_o, just apropos)

barthes simpson, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:18 (seven years ago) link

LOL

the late great, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 20:41 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ritaljhhk7s

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:50 (seven years ago) link

KAAAANEEEEEDDAAAAAAAA

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:53 (seven years ago) link

It being a LiveLeak video, I'm just happy no one was killed.

pplains, Monday, 8 October 2012 16:54 (seven years ago) link

i was expecting for that thing to walk out of the container and obliterate tokyo at the end

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 8 October 2012 16:55 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/AkpOY.jpg

barthes simpson, Monday, 8 October 2012 17:02 (seven years ago) link

loooool

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Monday, 8 October 2012 17:05 (seven years ago) link

never heard of this stuff and was ready to call bullshit. who knew?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIEJvQaOgSE

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 8 October 2012 19:46 (seven years ago) link

holy shit

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 00:18 (seven years ago) link

i'm thinking not real

(hoping)

/ me, / me. /. /. (goole), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:01 (seven years ago) link

totally real, there are tumblrs like that for basically any young (white) murderer in the news these days. james holmes, klebold & harris

http://gawker.com/5930565

http://www.theawl.com/2012/10/the-killer-crush-from-columbiners-to-beliebers

max, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 03:34 (seven years ago) link

shiiiii iit

/ me, / me. /. /. (goole), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 04:06 (seven years ago) link

Pharaoh Gayles was one of those who took part in the contest. He explained his reasoning to CNN affiliate WPTV.

"Some of the snakes were pretty expensive," he said. "I thought if I could eat the bugs to get one, it'd be a good idea."

this dude is kind of my hero

Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 18:27 (seven years ago) link

http://breakcorechoirboy.tumblr.com/post/33317890835/so-a-friend-of-mine-pitched-down-the-sound-of-a

So a friend of mine pitched down the sound of a baby crying and

there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:06 (seven years ago) link

that went very well with the KMFDM song I was listening to

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:38 (seven years ago) link

Archbold swallowed roach after roach, worm after worm. While the store didn't say exactly how many Archbold consumed, the owner told CNN affiliate WPLG that he was "the life of the party."

"Very saddened by this. I mean, it was a shock," Siegel told WPLG. "Eddie was a very nice guy. We just met him that night, but everybody that works here was very fond of him."

Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 11 October 2012 17:44 (seven years ago) link

that baby is hella weird

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 October 2012 20:59 (seven years ago) link

Kotos

ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Friday, 12 October 2012 00:23 (seven years ago) link

http://breakcorechoirboy.tumblr.com/post/33317890835/so-a-friend-of-mine-pitched-down-the-sound-of-a

So a friend of mine pitched down the sound of a baby crying and

― there is no dana, only (goole), Thursday, October 11, 2012 12:06 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that went very well with the KMFDM song I was listening to

― The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Thursday, October 11, 2012 12:38 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Archbold swallowed roach after roach, worm after worm. While the store didn't say exactly how many Archbold consumed, the owner told CNN affiliate WPLG that he was "the life of the party."

"Very saddened by this. I mean, it was a shock," Siegel told WPLG. "Eddie was a very nice guy. We just met him that night, but everybody that works here was very fond of him."

― Au Wazza Balcazar (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, October 11, 2012 12:44 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that baby is hella weird

― EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Thursday, October 11, 2012 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Check Out This Mysterious Giant Eyeball That Just Washed Ashore in Florida

― Old Lunch, Thursday, October 11, 2012 6:46 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Kotos

― ticks up my sleeve (brownie), Thursday, October 11, 2012 7:23 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

http://breakcorechoirboy.tumblr.com/post/33317890835/so-a-friend-of-mine-pitched-down-the-sound-of-a

― gnarly_sceptre (+ +), Friday, October 12, 2012 5:21 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pplains, Friday, 12 October 2012 11:19 (seven years ago) link

hi dere

gnarly_sceptre (+ +), Friday, 12 October 2012 11:50 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPDFOdUjzCY

乒乓, Friday, 12 October 2012 12:42 (seven years ago) link

that is going to haunt me

there is no dana, only (goole), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:07 (seven years ago) link

WHAT

(✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:18 (seven years ago) link

i don't think that sheep's head is really upside down, I think it's just twisting its neck around

has important things to say about gangnam style (Hurting 2), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:57 (seven years ago) link

you always say that.

pplains, Friday, 12 October 2012 15:02 (seven years ago) link

you guys

i just discovered a rare photo of myself with a crazy twisted head

http://i45.tinypic.com/6tid5v.jpg

CRAZY

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:04 (seven years ago) link

Ew, I'm eating here.

Ham Lushbaugh (Eric H.), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:05 (seven years ago) link

a genetic freak!

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:06 (seven years ago) link

word on the street is that his head rotates in the other direction as well
*twilight zone theme music*

Thanks WEBSITE!! (Z S), Friday, 12 October 2012 16:06 (seven years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=tiwMvqrBgws

carne asada, Friday, 12 October 2012 19:19 (seven years ago) link

Need a full transcript to know whose side to be on.

Eyeball Kicks, Saturday, 13 October 2012 23:56 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQzI2_kp4QU

there is no dana, only (goole), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 01:33 (seven years ago) link

seems like a deeply unpleasant guy to spend time with

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 12:58 (seven years ago) link

DEEPLY

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 12:58 (seven years ago) link

coming here to post that

sug ones (omar little), Thursday, 25 October 2012 19:38 (six years ago) link

http://de.trinixy.ru/pics5/20121029/gifs_17.gif

jed_, Monday, 29 October 2012 19:34 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

anyone else think that taylor has this sinister, dark look on her face recently? her clothes are also more revealing. I wonder what's happening to her.

― dan138zig (Durrr Durrr Durrrrrr), Sunday, November 18, 2012 8:24 PM (30 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

tome crues (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 19 November 2012 01:56 (six years ago) link

Wait, is that true, or could the airline get sued for that, and why don't they?

Anyway, the white lady has an attitude. Do those passengers have any sense? The flight should be grounded immediately! No one's accusing her of being a terrorist, but someone causing conflict on an airplane should be booted or the plane should be grounded.

Is this story real?

Speaking of Facebook, I can't take all of the religious propaganda on it. I mean, I don't like opening it every day and seeing your sappy anti-abortion artwork. They're all getting blocked.

― โตเกียว เหมียวเหมียว aka Italo Night at Some Gay Club (Mount Cleaners), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 09:48 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 10:08 (six years ago) link

I love Mount Cleaners.

Judah Ben Ghazi (how's life), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 12:24 (six years ago) link

"speaking of facebook" on a thread dedicated to and featuring thousands of posts about facebook takes it over the top

Joanna Motorhead (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 15:48 (six years ago) link

"and then we went to go visit the bloody beach of murder! goodnight sweetheart!"

*light switches off*

Z S, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 19:47 (six years ago) link

that just reminds me of that one place in europe where they kill all those whales each year and everybody there is literally mentally deficient from eating the mercury-contaminated meat

乒乓, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 20:19 (six years ago) link

that used to be my local beach. this super chill dude lived there, hope he's ok:

http://sydney.edu.au/science/biology/images/content/news/2009/dubey-groper.jpg

jabba hands, Tuesday, 27 November 2012 20:28 (six years ago) link

OH MY GOD

dexpresso (Z S), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:00 (six years ago) link

WELCOME TO YOUR FUCKED UP FAMILY

dexpresso (Z S), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:01 (six years ago) link

agh

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:01 (six years ago) link

crucial deet: feeling-it older son on right has rattail, i think

before and after broscience (goole), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:04 (six years ago) link

as with all pictures at this level: consider who is taking the picture

before and after broscience (goole), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:04 (six years ago) link

you can almost hear the cameraperson sobbing as the picture is snapped

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:05 (six years ago) link

terry richardson

dexpresso (Z S), Friday, 7 December 2012 22:05 (six years ago) link

terrifying

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Friday, 14 December 2012 20:21 (six years ago) link

I know it's poor form to post stuff from chan but

http://i.imgur.com/dwmWG.jpg

pplains, Saturday, 15 December 2012 18:23 (six years ago) link

serial killer behaviour imo

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 15 December 2012 18:33 (six years ago) link

http://imgur.com/a/UBc8p#0

Matt Armstrong, Monday, 17 December 2012 02:12 (six years ago) link

fwiw the toothy dolls are from an etsy seller & the teeth aren't real

fueled by satanism, violence, and sodomy (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 18 December 2012 13:31 (six years ago) link

knew it was bad form to post that.

pplains, Tuesday, 18 December 2012 14:17 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCZIHrK4Fpc

乒乓, Friday, 21 December 2012 15:14 (six years ago) link

a: no fucking way am i watching that
b: hey, i don't think i'll watch that
c: jesus fuck
d: yeah, definitely not watching that

THE NATIONS YOUTH DANCED TO THE MACARANA (innocent) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 21 December 2012 22:25 (six years ago) link

chinese penguins are the most disgusting savages in all the world imo

god hates frogbs (cozen), Friday, 21 December 2012 23:06 (six years ago) link

if only the dude from into the wild had seen that video or talked with werner herzog. he'd still be with us today.

toy_sleigher (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 21 December 2012 23:56 (six years ago) link

that reporter seems to be reporting from a world of penguin crimes

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 22 December 2012 01:10 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/5SPpU.png

http://i.imgur.com/ABDi8.png

Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 22 December 2012 05:51 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Spike Lee does more dishonour to his ancestors at Knicks games than Tarantino could even dream of.

― tsrobodo, Tuesday, January 8, 2013 1:47 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

乒乓, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 18:53 (six years ago) link

lmao that's the crown jewel of o_O posts

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:30 (six years ago) link

what does that even mean

the late great, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:35 (six years ago) link

it means he has used the ronaldinho bottle opener on a can of worms

things that are jokes pretty much (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:37 (six years ago) link

i think that means spike lee is uppity

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:38 (six years ago) link

i don't really follow bball but i thought the knicks were pretty good now

goole, Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:46 (six years ago) link

Ja Rule's demise was more down to the fact that he allowed the accusations of "softness" to get to him an alienated his fanbase by releasing Blood In My Eye.

He did more damage with that than 50 could ever have dreamed of.

― tsrobodo, Monday, January 7, 2013 3:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

christmas candy bar (al leong), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 19:52 (six years ago) link

ye olde dishonoure

♨ (am0n), Tuesday, 8 January 2013 20:07 (six years ago) link

bulgarian assassination attempt

o_O

cozen, Saturday, 19 January 2013 18:46 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

gah

Gunoka Cuntles (Matt P), Wednesday, 27 February 2013 17:04 (six years ago) link

I had a terrible dream last night that kendrick and jay rock were bullying me and threatening me with guns. I woke up sweating. it was a serious nightmare lol, as distressing as any I've had.

― marc iv, Wednesday, March 6, 2013 3:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

some dude, Wednesday, 6 March 2013 22:26 (six years ago) link

how the fuck is that hillbilly horror you posted last week not screaming from national news headlines right now.

how's life, Friday, 8 March 2013 14:03 (six years ago) link

jesus christ

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:52 (six years ago) link

to both of those links actually but esp the first one

"Bellini." (DJP), Friday, 8 March 2013 18:52 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l5pXviVBig

❏❐❑❒ (gr8080), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:22 (six years ago) link

man, when he pulled out the gun i shut that shit down fast

i petted a bodega cat today. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:28 (six years ago) link

That's got to be a felony.

pplains, Thursday, 21 March 2013 19:29 (six years ago) link

wait. what?

purp (roxymuzak), Thursday, 21 March 2013 21:38 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Had to click on the link to finish the sentence in the title.

Didn't have to click on the link, I'll tell myself next time.

pplains, Friday, 5 April 2013 21:53 (six years ago) link

~russia~

cozen, Sunday, 7 April 2013 16:57 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/zaQcNvV.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/0lGFbMs.jpg

I'm blaming Bieber for these ones too.

pplains, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 21:51 (six years ago) link

oh boy

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:04 (six years ago) link

sry if repost

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=KDspPjlySyg#!

Matt Armstrong, Sunday, 28 April 2013 23:24 (six years ago) link

so mean. sorry. kenneth anger would have appreciated the internet.

scott seward, Monday, 29 April 2013 14:56 (six years ago) link

why is axl rose wearing a bin bag with a zip?

caek, Monday, 29 April 2013 15:55 (six years ago) link

People age. Huh.

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:07 (six years ago) link

god damn

goole, Monday, 29 April 2013 16:36 (six years ago) link

jesus that poor guy

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:36 (six years ago) link

i was gonna give honest credit to the journalist for reporting a 'lol internet' story with some seriousness and compassion, but there are a few missing pieces to that story.

goole, Monday, 29 April 2013 16:41 (six years ago) link

"People age. Huh."

duh. but some more naturally than others. mary just makes me sad. but also I couldn't stop staring at that picture.

scott seward, Monday, 29 April 2013 16:51 (six years ago) link

I took an anatomy course in high school (which was pretty terribly taught) and the only thing I remember is the day we looked at slides of people with conditions like that. I think the professor was literally like "hey I suck at teaching, my students don't care, and the school hasn't even ordered enough textbooks...EVERYBODY LOOK AT THESE GIANT BALLS!"

huun huurt 2 (Hurting 2), Monday, 29 April 2013 16:54 (six years ago) link

whats really going on in the pic grady posted

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:34 (six years ago) link

oh oops i didnt see the link

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 15:35 (six years ago) link

People age. Huh.

― ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Monday, April 29, 2013 11:07 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sure but aging with signs of long ago plastic surghery is pretty weird looking. I guess we'll be seeing a lot of that pretty soon

(from a bottle you dicks) (sunny successor), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 19:32 (six years ago) link

That's either a work of fiction or somebody's just made himself an accessory to a felony. Don't like the "journalist" either way.

Three Word Username, Friday, 3 May 2013 20:26 (six years ago) link

jesus

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 03:22 (six years ago) link

i hope that's fiction.

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 03:22 (six years ago) link

that ruined my night

ְ֮֠֓֟֬֩ (gr8080), Saturday, 4 May 2013 04:55 (six years ago) link

shitty

the late great, Saturday, 4 May 2013 05:38 (six years ago) link

this thread is kind of a bummer

rock 'em sock 'em (Treeship), Saturday, 4 May 2013 15:39 (six years ago) link

yeah wtf this used to be weird things kenan said, now we're on kids raping their moms and dues willfully tortured for life

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 03:47 (six years ago) link

admittedly hop, skip and a jump, but

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 7 May 2013 03:47 (six years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 7 May 2013 13:49 (six years ago) link

"To attempt to have intercourse with a hornet's nest is a very bad idea," Siv During Livh, a psychologist and expert on sex fantasies told the news website.

controversial vegan pregnancy (contenderizer), Thursday, 16 May 2013 03:44 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

http://www.wired.com/design/2013/06/a-simple-and-beautiful-comic-for-the-blind/

this is so dumb and makes me angry

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:32 (six years ago) link

I dunno, man. Seems comparable to any DC Comic to me.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:36 (six years ago) link

Looking forward to the teen coming-of-age comic featuring a bunch of circles and a square that slowly enters the frame.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:39 (six years ago) link

In the last panel, they'll all be octagons.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:39 (six years ago) link

circle starts to get bumps in places he didn't have them before

i don't even have an internet (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:40 (six years ago) link

Here's something else for blind people.

http://www.ourbigearth.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/PPB_DK_TOUCH_AND_FEEL_FARM.GIF

Read it while you listen to Innervisions or something.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 20:54 (six years ago) link

Speaking of which, check out this hot deaf chick listening to some tunes:

http://www.slashgear.com/gallery/data_files/1/0/7/massage-chairs1_12.jpg