o_O 3: Business as (un)usual

o_O 2 now @ 77. Carry on with your abnormalcy here.

~business never personal~

how the f do i get to that?

just request access here chris

Request Access to 77 Borad

Cool thanks

how can anything else ever truly be o_O after http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-stare.gif

why is this on ILE? Should be on Noize

excellent point, sarahel. mods?

only if sarahel learns some manners i.e. the magic word

thanks

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11/cattwoheadsKNS_450x330.jpg

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_en3tE7aKwk8/S41OA_SrN_I/AAAAAAAABh4/nTPdZQv8-N8/s400/two+headed+kitten+-+strange+nature.jpg

there. i feel better already.

o_O_o

ha ha!

http://www.patentlyo.com/patent/WindowsLiveWriter/c8db2391269c_12D34/ThreeEyesToad3_2.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/Q4fhS.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6z_LZWk34xI&feature=youtu.be

fuck the haters

HI DERE WAHT IS AWESOME

real talk

apparently he lost all his paws after stepping in an "ice puddle" as a pup?!

http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/capital-life/5176745/Women-flock-to-take-horse-semen-shots

However for restauranters, the delicacy does not come cheap, at a cost of $300 for 20 vials of semen.

$15 for a shot of a delicacy aint horrible

pretty steep for horse jizz tho

horses are volume shooters iirc

"Ladies thought it was great a couple were going to go home and get their husbands to eat grass," he said.

i like their style, but still v O_o

iirc

hahaha I thought the same

Also yeah that's really gross.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html

http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/ABPub/2006/07/14/2003127792.jpg

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=128148751

woah

that's really upsetting to me

sad

it's a thing

a __________ thing

“PLEASE don’t leave me,” the dying woman cried.
There was an American flag placed on this woman years later and a note from her family. Two people found the woman alone and barely alive but could do nothing to help her. They thought about that moment everyday and saved up all their money for 8 years to make a return trip and give her a proper "burial".

:(

I mean it's nice they went back but still just v v sad.

its profoundly degraded, idiotic and sad

yall cant even clean up yr own corpses maybe just stay home idk

yeah I heard about that on a podcast... it's terrible

plus all the environmental destruction they're doing to everest so that some white guy can say "I paid 40k and went to the top of everest! ! !"

I hope if that ever happens to me, they call the place "Baker's Corner" and not "North Face Jacket".

good incentive to keep moving at any rate.

do people actually say stuff like: "just hang a left at green boots and if you hit mallory you know you've gone too far." since they are landmarks and all.

couldve at least had the consideration to die in bench pose

i'm torn when it comes to mountain climbing, rock climbing, extreme skiing, skydiving, etc. i mean its sad when people die, but, um...you've kinda made your rocky bed in a way.

I'm totally gonna die in a kung fu pose

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/14/Mantis_fist_comparison.JPG/655px-Mantis_fist_comparison.JPG

i can totally understand the virtue of communing w/nature pushing yrself past preconceived boundaries honing yr skills etc, its kind of incredible on some level, but theres a line thats crossed at abt 25k feet or when you put on a wing suit or climb up some sheer rock face sans ropes or w/e where youre just not valuing yr life anymore

1/4 death rate is pretty o_O

The trash at basecamp is scandalous.

death rate on k2 is higher

i believe

http://amazingtourismtraveling.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/mount-everest-trash-.jpg

xp: the K stands for "Kill U"

http://www.summitclimb.com/new/images/nonprofit/957everest_trash.jpg

a mountain named Kill U2...that's a mountain that I'll climb

That's appalling. How is everyone who goes there not shamed into turning right around by the sight of all that garbage??

http://blog.ekimondo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/mount-everest-trash.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/zaeOl.gif

what

haha uhhhh

is that a fake midget charlie sheen

looks like someone just sized his head up a lil

gbx, he looks real to me.

http://www.hyperflesh.com/

my bet is on a latex head to put on your Real Doll (tm)

Wait what on Earth is that website?

I'm scared now.

Then I know what to get Charlie Sheen for Christmas!

the website is TERRIFYING

the website makes human skin masks a la mission impossible

wau

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rkUDTLMzR4

okay now i know who buys these things

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBC6z6xcnFM

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/197093_1655953120275_1280509318_31432883_1312389_n.jpg

lol twin peaks fan

No. What? No. This is the most horrible and disturbing thing I've seen on the internet in a long time.

the video of the family walking down the street was on the last o_O i think

it should be on every o_O

Obligatory:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_dv4bJUeW5g4/TEES1PBrwkI/AAAAAAAAA2o/SqJYRsiDVaM/s1600/brazil.jpg

And really, ENBB. This over deadthrone and realdolls?

anyone who has had access to HBO since the 90s already knew about RealDolls

Again, I just didn't know about the roadtrips and pool parties.

I wonder what the inside of that Charlie Sheen mask smelled like after the convention was over.

I think so, yeah.

This is the stuff of my darkest nightmares to be honest.

I'm sort of over DD at this point and, well, OK maybe it's on par with realdolls cause those are really horrible.

Again, I just didn't know about the roadtrips and pool parties.

well okay, point taken

I'm gonna be mad at HBO and all the freaks they subjected me to via Real Sex forever I think.

I think I said this before but the main thing HBO was really effective with for me and any of my sexytime fantasies was that it was a rude reminder that the cast participating in my fantasies was likely never going to match the cast I could find in real life.

Like, as a young unmarried dude the idea of being at a swinger's convention sounds awesome... until you see the swinger's convention episode of Real Sex.

totally

I'm sort of over DD at this point and, well, OK maybe it's on par with realdolls cause those are really horrible.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 4:36 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

idk i'm way more bothered by a real dude doing real harm to real girls and then putting them on global blast than i am by some ppl in masks

Well, of course, it's just that the more that comes out about that guy the more boring the whole thing becomes and I stopped reading his site because I don't really feel the need to subject myself anymore. I did my part and that's that. Idk.

ya - the amount of time/energy people are putting into this guy; it's getting a little weird.

"getting"

tbh I thought E's participation was the only type of active engagement with dude's universe that made sense

we have been looked into by the abyss, i guess

when one o_O thread o_Os at the other

it's like a rapist got his own reality show

guys peter falk died? sad!

o_O

;_;

Peter Falk inspired that o_O emoticon, btw.

omg

lol

;_; Peter Falk, ^_^ lol ice cr?m

oh man real sex swingers convention! hahaha. i remember that one. i also remember one where a bunch of people went to some weird hippie group where instead of fucking they all used their auras to get off. That place had more bush than a home depot.

my bro-in-law edited a doc called The Lifestyle and that movie is kinda loltastic in a lot of ways. i mean its the one swinger movie i would recommend to everyone.

There was one RS on corseting that I've seen like 5 times for some reason and I still remember what one of the dude's with a realdoll gf looked like.

'for some reason'

i may have cranked one off to real sex once or twice.

yeah - prob because it was ALWAYS on tv but tbh as soon as I hit send i regretting adding that part in there

One of my friends was propositioned by a swinger couple on a cruise. He denied, since the dude looked like Billy ray Cyrus and his wife probably had a Ham spatula

the last time I checked, the Suicide Girls one was on OnDemand

reading this article that EIII posted upthread: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/krokodil-the-drug-that-eats-junkies-2300787.html

"She won't go to hospital, she just keeps injecting. Her flesh is falling off and she can hardly move anymore," says Sasha. Photographs of late-stage krokodil addicts are disturbing in the extreme. Flesh goes grey and peels away to leave bones exposed. People literally rot to death.

omg omg omg omg

'last time i checked'

"last I checked"

There goes Dan and his cure fetish

I keep hoping for the clown sex one, which was literally one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen on television and gave the world the immortal line "whenever I see a pie, I just want to put my ASS in it"

wtf is a ham spatula?

OMG HOW DID I MISS ONE ON CLOWN SEX?!

wtf is a ham spatula?

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 2:50 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

^^ afraid to know, but must reiterate this

Between that and the more bush at Home Depot…

I get that Home Depot has a garden section, but...

It's a spatula made to flip ham. ;)

I'm having a hard time even coming up with ideas of what it might be. Even google isn't helping.

No seriously what is it?!

I need to know. I'm expecting it to be pretty gross and I've steeled myself in preparation. Go ahead, I can handle it.

It's a vagina made to flip ham. ;)

aka 'beefdrapes?'

Not even urbandictionary.

meat flaps - ham spatula?

It's a vagina made to flip ham. ;)

― ice cr?m, Friday, June 24, 2011 8:54 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

;_;

spatulas are used to flip, not to flap.

"meat flips" sounds like a painful muscular condition

It's sort of like a loaf latch

I was thinking something along the lines of roast beef curtains too but idk.

Honesty i have no idea what it is.

A WHAT?

Pastrami flaps

It's a spatula made to flip ham that you put in yr butt. ;)

http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu216/le_bateau_ivre/i-don-t-know-o.gif

http://futureworldblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/stefon-scaled500.jpg = thebingo

I think it's something a comedian made up. I just liked it

it's the same thing as a veal colander, right?

Exactly pp

Yeah and a tuna spoon

veal colander

worst entry on the trypophobia thread yet

ham spatula, loaf latch, tuna spoon

the imagination does marvel at the possibilities..

Seriously I'm makin shit up at this point

ew all food related vag terms are so so awful esp anything even remotely related to seafood of any sort

voms

Watch out for the stripper...!

tuna tongs

barf @ seafood vag

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

prawn ovenmitts

STOPPPPPPPPPPP

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, June 24, 2011 3:04 PM (50 seconds ago) Bookmark

"Saddle bags, upper-arm fat, cottage cheese thighs, midriff-bulge (aka F.U.P.A. aka 'gunt'), flat chest, asymmetrical breasts, butt-beard, bacne, pit-cheese, cankles, surprise tampon string cameos, eczema, ham spatula, ashy elbows, feet of any kind, hairy knuckles, beef knuckles, uncle’s knuckles, vaginal halitosis, bald spots, loaf latch, sideburns, flatbottom, creeping jimson weed, dowager’s hump, treasure trail, Pepperidge Farm, razor bumps, leakage, phantom dangle, and panty dandruff."

salmon skimmer

shrimp tacos

carp colander

lol, remember this thread?

In my job as a sex column researcher...

baracuda ladel

sushi salad spinner

these all double as early 90's grunge rock band names by the way.

cockle spork

Salmon jam

Sardine raceway

Smelt buckles

yeah i think i saw smelt buckles open up for L7 once.

bass baster

I think they had a song called "fell on black eggs"

youtube threw this up related to that hyperflesh video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw

..theres a line thats crossed at abt 25k feet or when you put on a wing suit or climb up some sheer rock face sans ropes or w/e where youre just not valuing yr life anymore

wd f w/ a wingsuit tbh

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/Geewhizz-batman.jpg

Welcome! This is The Manifesto of Forbidden Truth, the most unique and dangerous web site on planet earth. Here, within these pages, all of your most sacred societal Myths, Dogmas, Doctrines, Delusions, Derangements, and Brainwashings will be stripped to the bone and torn asunder, to be replaced by the Forbidden Truths that I shall graciously reveal.

hxxp://forbiddentruth.8k.com/index.html

on scales of 1 to 10 how batshit, creepy, and lol is that?

batshit = 10
creepy = 10
lol = 3.5

The real sex episode about pony play is classic and even mentioning it causes my wife to shudder.

Also late to the game re: mountaineering but would it be possible to get a heated and pressurized suit that allows one to casually stroll up Everest or K2? Just waltzing back and forth to the summit past the freezing and wheezing suckers doing it the usual way?

"This is Timothy McVeigh, Tortured Victim-Creation of the diseased and deranged American military and political system…"

Okay. That's enough.

I can't believe this guy wrote 50000 pages defending serial killers and you won't give him the time of day

get back to us when he defends deathdrone

leave it to me to find somebody on the internet crazier than dd

Dude would be all "What the? This man needs HELP."

"Let me e-mail these poor defamed damsels to counsel them on their decisions…"

I gave him a lol of 3.5 just for the rules and regulations regarding visiting his site

This website contains controversial and in many cases societally condemned philosophies, proposals, and revelations of Forbidden Truth that some people, if they choose to read the texts within this web site, might find personally offensive.

You are a Visitor to this website. You have chosen, of your own free will, to visit this website. I am providing you with Access to this website, and I am also imposing Terms of Access upon you. These Terms of Access apply to all Visitors, and they are clearly outlined on this introductory page. You, as a Visitor, must read, understand, and agree to the Terms of Access outlined on this page. You must meet all of the Terms of Access requirements in order to explore this website beyond this introductory page. If you do not read, understand, agree to, and meet all of the Terms of Access requirements, you must leave this website and close your web browser, without clicking on any of the provided links from this web page.

tl;dr
*click*

ta;dr

i'm sure i'd be duly offended if i could get thru the wall of text

to_O;dr

iirc the Playboy channel had a knock-off version of Real Sex

They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it, but they were just bored struggling hollywood actor-types who don't actually get off on clown sex but def knew how to make a TV segment that looked like they did looool

ok upgrading his lols to 4.0

Welcome to yet another Forbidden Truth webpage. Yes, this Manifesto is lengthy, but more importantly, it is brilliant and in fact the single most valuable, unique document to have ever been created by any one individual in the entire history of the so-called Modern Era of humanity. Modesty is a worthless character/personality trait. It may well be appropriate for you inferior creatures to recognize your own inferiority and in response, to adopt an attitude of modesty with regard to your perceptions of life and of reality, but for the few of us who are truly Superior, modesty must be rejected and shunned, recognized as constituting an unnecessary and self-limited character trait that serves no worthwhile purpose. I, as your Seer of Forbidden Truth, proudly rejoice in my Superiority, and do not hesitate for even a millisecond, in accurately labeling this, my own creation, this Manifesto of Forbidden Truth, as being the most precious, valuable, brilliant document to have ever been created by any single human being, within the entire world, for all of recent human history.

They did an episode on CLOWN SEX and i knew half the people in it

whatev's, suzy.

gr8080 always bragging about his clown sex friends.

this was like 10 years ago and one of those awesome pre-youtube moments where you're at someone's house and they break out a VHS tape and just say "you gotta see this"

<clown_daddy.gif>

we, the sheeple..

http://blogs.riverfronttimes.com/dailyrft/cat-ass-clown.jpg

http://tucsoncitizen.com/rynski/files/2009/11/magicclown2.jpg

http://a2.l3-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/68/05a82619e31bc471cae53408bc94f954/l.jpg

For some reason the background in that picture works like a Rorschach test for me.

Also, why the fuck is that little boy in front not piled up?!

Hack job

File under Up The Arse corner tbh

Wait what the fuck am even doing staring at this photo for so damn long?

Even though the "main body" of this Manifesto does contain 17 pages, and the actual website itself will eventually contain many more than 17 total pages, this page, page 15, is very special and important. It is the climaxitory page! That's right folks, climaxitory is the perfect word to describe this particular page. Unfortunately, a check of the dictionary indicates that the societally empowered formulators of the english language have decided that climaxitory is not a valid word. The closest match I can find is climactical, which is defined as "Relating to or constituting a climax". Well, I still prefer the word climaxitory, even if it is not valid according to the dictionary. Either way, climactical or climaxitory, you should be getting my meaning.

forbidden truth man might be a greater threat to society than deathdrone, but he is much more loveable

the internet's cuddliest serial killer apologist

http://www.youtube.com/embed/gPHObgDT5QY

What??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=gPHObgDT5QY

:(

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gPHObgDT5QY

maybe??

buh.
anyway, here's something slightly less disturbing but maybe more accessibly disturbing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYi1i02CrvY

http://vimeo.com/19462264

http://www.good.is/post/how-violent-sex-helped-ease-my-ptsd/

Yup, read that one earlier today. Kind of the o_O way that life works, right there.

Never have I felt more awkward and guilty-feeling about finding a writer's picture attractive

gotta say i don't see anything o_O about Bob and his 8-tracks

;_;

That girlfriend comment is such a lie

Bob is a tetch obsessive

jesus christ

http://www.newser.com/story/122384/accused-rapist-melvin-jackson-i-thought-she-was-dead.html

rude!

...didnt that happen a couple of years ago? why is that site reporting it now?

http://www.freakingnews.com/Eye-Mouth-Pictures--1799-0.asp

waht

OoO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUTnyUhynC0

this is old news but

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcqOgnQyXp4

kinda awesome mostly o_O

"it's fun to do bad things"

hey crut:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JN5EJDa8DPw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiEdG-wTPBw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaOtGR04918
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGxmDyQgg9A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJTqUSsYlU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ic-rKVhwD8

he is my favorite ever

http://i.imgur.com/0e2Z6.jpg

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

g+ profile pic ideas

glenn branca or japanese girl grinding on an electric guitar? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdHPk9tlfkk

hahah jaxon (or someone else) posted that to nsfws like 2 years ago iirc

oopz

no just lol

no just lol o_O

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WP3Ig3m_39U&feature=channel_video_title

That Sex and Candy song brings back memories of some very dark times.

― Bill Magill, Friday, July 15, 2011 3:24 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_T1a96zwrA

lol i guess that's already everywhere, the autotune the news people already covered it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0WeXIr3Kzjc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_l9WxehoA40

doodman2 is pretty cool

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVJxr4QJzx4

We've seen moneek before. I'd link to it, but I'm at work right now.

I've been reading about that krokodil drug mentioned way upthread. Seriously fucked up stuff. I made the mistake of GISing for krokodil addicts as I was a bit sceptical about the whole "flesh falling off their bones" thing :(

the worst thing ever is the gis results for

krokodil drug

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 23:21 (1 week ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UfUBkDu5KZg

time was, krokodils were nice

the worst thing ever is the gis results for

krokodil drug

― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 13 July 2011 23:21 (1 week ago)

― MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Friday, 22 July 2011 13:34 Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

nakh otm twice

yeah there are some youtube vids on krokodil addicts that I mercifully left unlinked here

post them on the trypophilia thread!

I think my typing and spelling were pretty good for being done on a touch screen.

I haven't even heard house of balloons, I just think you guys sound self-important and deluded and humorless most of the time, especially here and on the odd future thread. Yes, humorless even when you're telling jokes; some of you show so much determination and purpose in telling jokes that it makes me think of someone sitting on and zipping up his overpacked suitcase or someone squeezing out a big dry poo or someone pulling on brake cables with raw hands and trying to tighten the screw with pliers or someone writing a thank you note to his great aunt for an overlarge sweater or someone explaining to his brain-damaged older brother for the umpteenth time why he can't have the seasonal starfruit (because he doesn't like starfruit but he can never remember and you should probably just buy the starfruit and let him juice it down his chest and leave it half-eaten) or someone hitting f5 for the fifth time in a minute.

Hey, Drugs, you gonna call me out on my comma splice?

― bamcquern, Saturday, July 23, 2011 4:09 PM (28 minutes ago)

great writing imo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1K5bYAFc734&feature=related

http://www.dannychoo.com/post/en/26119/Human+Cloning+in+Japan.html

http://clonefactory.co.jp/jibunnsann.html <=more info

doll holding tiny doll is so creepy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YZJt_Bw3eo

This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating it’s neurons. (so f'ing cool! remember, it's DEAD!)

squid wave hi to me

omg

that is fuckin gross man

neil peart lookin' good

Those of you inclined to try this will likely try it regardless of what I write, so there's really not much to say. Food flailing around on your plate (and sucking with morbid tenacity to the inside of your mouth) will of course always be of interest to some, although in culinary terms: it's passable, but an entire squid is a lot to eat in one sitting.

Yeah there's a whole youtube vid of that squid.

Also, squid wave hi to me - :D

whoa

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/04/Squiddly_diddly.jpg

omg

― jackie tretorn (elmo argonaut), Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:57 PM (13 minutes ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_qbMgO0wxM

I've seen recipes in very old cookbooks for cooking and eating living ducks, if you really want to have your food trying to get away from you while you eat it.

glutamate, it's a hell of a neurotransmitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6MOKXm8x50

a friend got this in an email from a girl i introduced him to. the email included the phrase "sorry to bombard you with these links of truth"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEinPQzMXrs

ahahahaha thats a keeper

would smash (like an asteroid)

"Bo Knows Entertainment"

ty

ive been loling at "sorry to bombard you with these links of truth" for 24 hours now

http://jamaica-star.com/thestar/20110726/news/news1.html

wow that octopus thing is frightening

yeah i don't know that i've ever been so actively repulsed by a gif

it's just so barbaric. at least put the thing out of it's misery before you dump soy sauce all over it.

uh the cephalopod is already dead by the time you pour soy sauce over it

hope you guys never have to eat sannakji ; )

yah dude that's where the repulsion comes in, a dead thing has been reanimated xxp

as far as animal cruelty goes I think this is what you're repulsed against lb http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ikizukuri

tbh I kept flipping through different music until I found a song the squid was dancing in sync to.

First of all - here's a video:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxQmOR_QLfQ&feature=related

Second of all while I was searching for that I found this gem in the related videos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-B5gTjnsRIE&feature=related

frog legs already posted to this thread

ha you're right. i missed this part:

This is a dish called Odori-Don. It has a dead squid on top that “dances” when Soy Sauce is poured on it, activating it’s neurons. (so f'ing cool! remember, it's DEAD!)

Oh sorry Dayo I didn't see your frog legs. :(

it's cool who wants to get lunch

this to me is so much worse than the holes in things thread

not even hungry now

lol see I don't think this is that bad at all.

does a HOOS ever snap into a slim jim

ohhhhh yeah

if you pour soy sauce on a slim jim it starts dancing

did a HOOS vote in my poll which of these tasty products produced by advanced meat recovery systems sounds the most appealing to you?

that goat story nakh posted gets way better if you read it in a Jamaican accent.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suSvJgRbgJg

china is fucking crazy, yall
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPILhiTJv7E

just catching up and,

that is fuckin gross man

― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, July 28, 2011 1:57 PM (6 days ago)

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2021874/Madeleine-Pulver-safe-10-hour-battle-remove-bomb-neck.html

all the best for her but some part of me hopes that this was an elaborate hoax on the part of her parents designed to teach her about 'life'

You'd think if they wanted her to learn about life, they would have made her save up for her own breast enhancement surgery.

http://lens.blogs.nytimes.com/2011/08/04/where-children-sleep/

#13

The most normal American looking bedroom was the Japanese one.

The boy's room, not the future geisha.

Clicking through thinking "what number was the o_O one again? OH NEVER MIND I FOUND IT"

alot are sort of O_o
#9 will haunt my nightmares.

The most normal American looking bedroom was the Japanese one.

― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, August 9, 2011 12:21 PM (42 minutes ago) Bookmark

also most normal American looking boy right (hurr hurr americans are fatties joke)

http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lm1d02TgXt1qa0wj4o1_500.jpg

OH GOD KILL IT!

wow, that's amazing.

the kids' homes, not the crone.

Hahaha damn all the weird and sad children's sleeping places up to number 13 paled in comparison with that one

http://www.elpais.com/fotos/personas/ign/155/151_15589.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F7WxQK5-5FY

W
T
F
?

not fake baby

so this is what kristin chenoweth looks like?

http://www.latimes.com/media/photo/2011-08/63731416.jpg

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpvlo2JxBT1qz6f9yo1_500.png

not ok with this

I agree. Why go the sexist route when you can do this?

http://i.picasion.com/pic43/17c2e31940fe11d1e51761887f2afddb.gif

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9W5u11V7LM

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fd2_1313855799

Homunculus

Homunculus

o__________O

height of o_0 is at 1.28 where they pull giant vibrating baby off the couch and it just lands with a sodden flump and does not move at all

no, it's o__Oer when the one girl shakes the gimonculus on a couple of occasions later to make sure he's not dead, and it just lies there like a lump

I mean, obviously they've seen this before and know, but

you definitely do get a sense that this is an average day in the life of

blind baby has its mothers eyes

The one on the right kicks him in the butt with the rhythm....

what in the fuck is that

i mean all that is holy

i am v confused

the part where she claps in his face makes me so sad

That whole video makes me sad. And confused. Madness.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8yL0Hu5-nJw
"Petey P. Cup cheats at horse shoes and gets arrested by McGruff The Crime Dog."

ayyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2011/08/25/2011-08-25_giant_rat_killed_by_pitchfork_in_marcy_houses_is_believed_to_be_.html?r=ny_local&utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+nydnrss%2Fny_local+%28NY+Local%29

^eek

http://i.imgur.com/4DSlX.gif

shat it
http://comic.naver.com/webtoon/detail.nhn?titleId=350217&no=20&weekday=tue

Yeah that's on heavy rotation online right now, I love it

omg

p ingenious

http://h7.abload.de/img/780659hu3z.gif

well then

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrevisttTEY

this is the 16 year old chick married to the 50 year old dude from lost

http://twitter.com/#!/CourtneyStodden/status/109488714362793984

holy shit her whole feed is amazing

CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ;-)
29 Aug Favorite Retweet Reply

what the fuck!!

why do so many of her tweets read like first person slash fic? so bizarre

CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Experiencing such a wet 'n wild afternoon by turning on a water hose and squirting it all over my heated flesh! Mmm feeling rejuvenated! XOs

...

CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Stepped my paws into a sexy wet cat-suit; Prowling mysteriously around the house while lickin' my lips searchin' for some nip! MEEEOWWW! ;-)

dear penthouse tweets,

As I soak up the last bit of heat out here on my sun-glazed patio in a cheeky bikini, my entire body IGNITES with desire for a steamy night...

loool

Those tweets are spelled and punctuated far too well

o_O O_o o_O

its not verified

not that i dont believe that its her! have you guys ever seen her in interviews

shes like an art project

CourtneyStodden Courtney Stodden
Proverbs 3:6 In all your ways acknowledge Him, and He shall direct your paths.

she must be at least 35 judging from pics

yeah i don't understand how she's 16.

she was born in 1994

i do not believe this to be the case

so i guess shes actually 17

I refuse to believe in ppl born after 1990

cozen otm, i have yet to see proof that these alleged persons exist

so youre saying you 'werent born yesterday'

the last person to be born was the guy on the nevermind cover.

http://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/scotsol/homepage/news/3792109/Brother-and-sister-in-lift-sex.html

oh, brother!

is that real?!
those photos of them are hilarious - they look in-bread already!

and why does the dude go on the sex offenders list but not the girl? wtf!

The photo of the 'crime scene', the lift in question is having me in stitches

scotland is amazing

oh, brother!
― J0rdan S., Monday, 5 September 2011 21:16 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

where are thou... in my vagina?

this has prob already made it into everyone's twitter/facebook feed but it def goes here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iRZ2Sh5-XuM

should go on UPPERS NSFW

http://inventorspot.com/articles/body_bread_13546

I've been in that incest lift. Did not commit incest in it.

*awards victoria cross to jim*

http://www.chinahush.com/2011/09/13/wedding-photos-in-nazi-uniform-criticized-by-netizens/

the fuck

there's tons of anime that takes place during WWII and is very popular and lots of the characters are Nazis.

ive never seen any but i think making a series that has nazi characters is fine,

but yeah maybe just watch it dont go and dress up as it, dorks

http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-snc4/41801_41319459158_2251_n.jpg

http://pinktentacle.com/2010/07/macabre-kids-book-art-by-gojin-ishihara/

tbf there is probably a japanese ILX where people are O_oing at stephen gammell illustrations

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1x76Os9HT9I&feature=player_embedded#!

i thought that was just some garden variety dressing up like a nazi shit until the one photo where he brought out the german shepherd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xECAFFlbeBE

oh my god, the suggested videos for that....

uh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjAMdbEXSdo

crosspost to the crazy russians thread

jesus fuck that made me physically ill

I watched that video a couple times and it brings back memories of my occasional nightmare that starts start with the realization that while on an ordinary walk to the store or whatever, I have inadvertently climbed something tall like that bridge, and I'm too petrified to continue on, or go back (which is what would happen in reality, I'm pretty sure). A few times I dreamed that I absentmindedly reached the top of this building before noticing that I should have gone around, instead.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/7/7c/680NLakeShore.jpg/488px-680NLakeShore.jpg

I've never been in that building, or even spent much time in that hood, so I don't know why it keeps showing up in my dreams.

Kinda off topic, but once I was visiting Minneapolis with a friend of mine, and we were running around the skyways. We stopped on one because it had this neat view and he just kinda went huh. I said what.

Across from us was this huge Masonic temple and he told me how he had dreamed of it a few weeks ago, and now there it was, in real life - a building he claimed that he had never seen before, except in that dream.

And then we went back down to the car through Dayton's.

It does kinda stick out.

(And if you do a 180º on that street view, you'll see the skyway my friend and I were standing in.)

I love that building! Seems very ghostbusters to me

http://www.metro.co.uk/news/876677-girl-3-addicted-to-eating-bricks-and-light-bulbs

Pica is so weird. Sometimes pregnant ladies will get it and crave things like soil or eggshells. I think there was some line of thought that in some cases the cravings stem from a need for certain nutrients. Obviously that's not always the case cause what are you gonna get from a light bulb but, yes, it's very strange weird.

Love the photo in that article. There's another one here

http://l.yimg.com/ea/img/-/110927/nataliehayhurst_new_630_178307i-178307n.jpg

someone needs to introduce this girl to mr bezoar

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Cartoons%20and%20Animation/BillyBezoar.jpg

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m313/elisson1/Cartoons%20and%20Animation/Bezoar.jpg

http://articles.cnn.com/2007-11-21/health/hairball.case_1_untangle-doctors-bezoar?_s=PM:HEALTH

;_;

hah I have visited the bezoar wikipedia before and it is not something to be done before dinner.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bezoar

List of English words of Persian origin

fuck yeah y'all WE INVENTED THE BEZOAR

A bezoar in the large intestine is known as a fecalith.

vahid u are truly a prince of persia

Regurgitaliths are the fossilised remains of stomach contents that have been regurgitated by an animal.

I regurgitate my food a lot

Oh god that thing. No!

poor bunnicula ;_;

do you regurgitate celery stalks at midnight?

I'm not really the bunnicula, just a fan. I'll be right back, I've got to go poo-poo.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3234/2352218755_d16730faea.jpg

why would you do that to me while i'm drinking

oh come on bezoars are like 1.2x as worse

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_zGUKKo85t8s/ScT5OR5P-rI/AAAAAAAAABU/91ktBfJBpiU/s320/Bezoar.jpg

and that is how you poop from the front

the human body is a monstrosity

http://s3.amazonaws.com/satisfaction-production/s3_images/348964/Captura_de_pantalla_2010-12-06_a_las_2.29.22_inline.png

oh my god

l-r: poop, ilx

TS: bezoars vs. parasitic twins

Parasitic twins are cooler.

What if your parasitic twin has a bezoar?

next on maury

fecalith that's cool now my metal band has a name

working on a new style, brown metal

if bernard sumner wanted his asshole bleached, and i was the only one around that could do it, i would. i figure i owe him.

― zingzing, Saturday, October 1, 2011 12:53 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

http://shanghaiist.com/2011/09/26/new_moeifying_trend_turns_maps_into.php

http://i.imgur.com/kiL1H.jpg

otm

http://earthfirst.com/pilot-whales-brutally-slaughtered-annually-in-the-faroe-islands/

dayo_O as usual

To be clear, the whales are not endangered and animal rights organizations have largely backed off due to the fact that this process is such an integral part of Faroese culture, and because the Faroese aren’t involved in commercial whaling.

vs.

Ironically, this practice, called grindadráp, is diminishing the population of 5,000 islanders. Many of them get sick and die from high mercury levels in the whales. Mentally retarded children are reportedly being born at alarmingly high rates.

In other words, the animal rights people probably realize the Faroese people are more endangered than the whales.

http://i.imgur.com/ZxcWW.jpg

I just want to take that bear, set him down in a corner of Penn Station and walk away.

Misc (5)

those are weird shaped condoms

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/300067_182814911794456_100001978464548_379882_672443357_n.jpg

omg

so fucked.

i hope that kid gives his parents hell in his teens

Jesus. That's terrible. :(

xp - for real.

oh come on, it's just a crying kid

yeah I find it hilarious tbh

if this was sparta that kid would be halfway down the alien kid's gullet and virgins would be sacrificed at the altar to our extraterrestrial overlords in the background

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bA4fw6vqX2E

Don't none of you get any wise ideas about posting that naked lady inside the dead horse pix.

*googles furiously*

http://www.chinasmack.com/2011/pictures/migrant-worker-unhappy-with-toe-transplanted-onto-his-hand.html

I went to high school with a girl with toes for thumbs! She called them her toes. She was born with serious birth defects that led to having her legs amputated when she was 3 years old, and she was born with only one finger, so they repurposed two toes so she could grasp things.

*googles furiously*

― front-man for British post-punk turned pop chart-topper’s, Scritti Polliti (sic), Sunday, 9 October 2011 10:18 (5 hours ago)

I googled "woman inside horse" and the results made me question humanity, the power of google image search... they made me question a lot of things.

A guy in my high school blew of most of his left hand when one of his homemade pipe bombs went off. He ended up having two toes grafted to what was left to form a claw-like grabbing thing that seemed to work pretty well - he still played basketball and you could hardly tell he was missing most of his hand.

Thinking about this has me kind of o_O at how 20 years ago in a small town a dude could have a pipe bomb go off in his parent's house and since he was a "good" kid and wasn't crazy or angry it wasn't that big a deal. All the kids knew he made pipe bombs, he just liked to blow up old mineshafts and trees and shit. Today he'd probably be locked up and under evaluation for the rest of his life.

yep. we had biweekly bomb threats at my school from kids who were trying to get out of tests. I'm sure most of them would be in jail now.

Kids used to get away with a lot of shit under the "kids will be kids" excuse. Any time a kid gets in trouble for something innocuous now, I roll my eyes so damn hard.

http://www.petitelefant.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/12/facial.jpg

"homemade pore strips"

URL delivers.

-_o

http://i.imgur.com/RzNWf.jpg

Please tell me those are Loutallica's new guitars

Don't none of you get any wise ideas about posting that naked lady inside the dead horse pix.

― Pleasant Plains, Saturday, October 8, 2011 8:06 PM (Yesterday)

i have now seen this.

cannot be unseen.

don't leave me hangin'

***CLICKING ON THE PICTURE IN THIS POST WILL TAKE YOU TO VERY DISTURBING IMAGES***

http://i.imgur.com/IL0Pv.jpg

***CLICKING ON THE PICTURE IN THIS POST WILL TAKE YOU TO VERY DISTURBING IMAGES***

it's summer ffs!

i was less grossed out than i thought id be.

So not clickin on that.

I love the idea there is a hospital called the "Bone-setting Hospital". It sounds like a cocteau twins song.

http://i.imgur.com/kvZGKl.jpg

I could swear there's a film at the artier end of the Euro-cult spectrum that has a promo poster of a women curled up inside the carcass of a horse, but i can't remember what it is.

that was p tame imo

She's a pretty cute lady I have to say.

I really dislike her.

I bet they did it in there afterwards

menage a trot

she appears to be ~doing herself~ in the 2nd to last pic

the fact that both of them are so attractive is unbelievable. I've always been stunned by how attractive the woman in "shake that bear" is, as well.

O_O

when I was growing up, it was goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty. NONE OF THIS SHAKE THAT BEAR AND CHURCH OF FUDGE SHIT

haha

wtf is shake that bear? also, why naked lady inside a dead horse, WHY?!

omg shake that bear

ENBB, google

googled shake that bear

watched the video

society is in the gutter

No - I don't want to! Can't you just summarize?

it's ribald

Aw, man. I should have listened to my instincts and not watched that. wtf.

No - I don't want to! Can't you just summarize?

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Monday, 10 October 2011 15:41 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

Once upon a time a man and a woman are hunting in the forest. The woman giggles and shoots bear out of tree. The woman giggles again. The man laughs too. They are happy. The man and the woman go to the bear's corpse. The giggle again. The woman undoes her trousers, gets on her knees and bends over, leaning on the dead bear. The man takes the woman from behind. The woman moans, the man groans. The man comes over the woman's butt and lower back. They giggle. The bear is being dragged off and torn apart by dogs. The woman opens a bottle of champagne. The end.

oh... xp

well thanks for saving me the trouble.

Ten four

I accidentally almost saw Church of Fudge last night while eating a bowl of cereal. The best thing to do when you hear about a deceptively innocuously named meme is to go directly to Encyclopedia Dramatica and avoid all primary sources.

when I was growing up, it was goatse, tubgirl, lemonparty. NONE OF THIS SHAKE THAT BEAR AND CHURCH OF FUDGE SHIT

― 2001: a based godyssey (dayo), Monday, 10 October 2011 01:35 (21 hours ago)

these three are the holy trinity of the internet imo

surprisingly ED has no entry on shake that bear

wait what happened to ED, it used to be a lot funnier

It doesn't? I thought I read about it there. I guess it was Urban Dictionary.

ED got taken over/sold, I thought. There are a couple mirrors with the original content

I was about to say I thought ED was gone altogether.

http://goldenstethoscope.net/pill_images/viagra-cialis-levitra.jpg

Maybe one day, Trayce. There is hope.

Haha - result # 3 in my GIS for Viagra and Cialis

http://vardenafiltablet.net/uploads/30211/viagra-cialis-generic.jpg

actual sharp intake of breath
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3xpLD5cSOWs

that was my exact reaction. v loud v audible, totally involuntary

What an idiot. He just barely made it. OMG.

I want to see that pool/ledge with a normal lens

ohgod

Is that him lobotomized at the end?

"fuckin idiot............."

Wow, even after reading cozen and gbx's posts about gasping, and expecting not to, I involuntarily gasped. Which sucked b/c I had a mouthful of mashed potatoes.

the part where he enters the water looks fake

https://twitter.com/#!/PMacGillvary

church of fudge...?

you know what, I don't even want to know

SCHEIßE

I figured as much

"R Bilson was very unsexy on Fallon last night. Hope you don't make the same mistake tonight."

@alisonbrie It is amazing how interesting any story told by a girl with big boobs is.You were awesome on Fallon.
8 Oct Favorite Retweet Reply

@TheReal_Jlh The ultimate gift to your fans would be to pose topless. A great Thank You for all their support over the years.
19 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply

@TheReal_Jlh GOING TOPLESS WOULD BE GREAT GIFT TO YOUR FANS EVEN JENNIFER ANISTON FINALLY TOPLESS IN NEXT MOVIE
18 Sep Favorite Retweet Reply

@emmyrossum I guess you have to be in great shape for all those nude scenes. :o)
19 Aug Favorite Retweet Reply

is The Real_Jlh Jennifer Love-Hewitt??????