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That shit is fuuuugly.

Just so you know.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:47 (twenty-one years ago)

I'll be on it a month or two, probably.

Kyle says that people just like it because there are "hoochies looking to hook up" on it!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

What are hoochies?

― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:48 (twenty-one years ago)

aw come on, friendster is waaaay fuglier.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Maybe I think this just because I have been looking at the profiles of noise dudes!

― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

yes YOU

― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:51 (twenty-one years ago)

dude jw's myspace thing is fuckin rad though, the HTML bastard.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:52 (twenty-one years ago)

define rad

― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:53 (twenty-one years ago)

rad/rad/ adj. sl. wonderful; terrific.

― AaronHz (AaronHz), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:55 (twenty-one years ago)

hmmmm, I see.

― adam. (nordicskilla), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:56 (twenty-one years ago)

i haven't gotten any pussy from myspace, let me say.

my friend jared has gotten surprising amounts, though.

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

myspace is ok.
friendster is worse.

― Holly (an appletross), Sunday, 26 September 2004 18:58 (twenty-one years ago)

looking to score on myspace = DUUUUUD.

― brock (brock), Sunday, 26 September 2004 19:10 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i didn't even remember i had a friendster account until aaronhz found it.

i like myspace alright.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 26 September 2004 19:30 (twenty-one years ago)

myspace let me inject an IMG SRC into my name which shows up on searches

so I put a huge image of myspace.com as that image.. so if they click on it, it goes to my profile:

here is the image....

http://wizardishungry.com/m.jpg

I must confuse dumb people!

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Monday, 27 September 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

i should use a 4000x44000000 pixel image

― Free the Bee (ex machina), Monday, 27 September 2004 14:02 (twenty-one years ago)

the very reason people like it is the reason it is ugly (allowing people to put images in their names and giving them html control). friendster is elegantly designed, or was before the ads and websearch stuff. anyway my exgirlfriend is on both of them and hasn't contacted me so 'sall good.

― kyle (akmonday), Monday, 27 September 2004 15:01 (twenty-one years ago)

four months pass...

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=6071806&friendName=Captain%20Mike&Mytoken=20050220224216

thank god we left rhode island ian!

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Monday, 21 February 2005 06:43 (twenty-one years ago)

"meaninful" advice from Jon's namesake (some douche from SC):

http://bulletin.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=bulletin.read&messageID=925578&groupid=100009201&Mytoken=20050221005924

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:00 (twenty-one years ago)

Jon's Interests
General paintball,music,movies ya know the usually teenage crap
Music anything Rock or Metal maybe some classical depens on who is around
Movies I love all movies (except chick flicks)
Books What r these books u speek of????
Groups: Wren High, Irish Luck, We go down together..., Greenville

― latebloomer: HE WHOM DUELS THE DRAFGON IN ENDLESS DANCE (latebloomer), Monday, 21 February 2005 09:01 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.godslittletoy.com/i/mypsace_thanks.jpg

― Felonious Drunk (Felcher), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Captain Mike's Interests
General Hanging out on Thayer Street? Is that a valid interest? Star Trek, too.

― Ian John50n (orion), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:24 (twenty-one years ago)

THANKS T33T3R SP3RB3R AND J3SsSICA "DOC" H0PPER KILLER OF KERMIT T> FROG FOR WEIRDING GERARD OUT ENOUGH THAT HE DELETED HIS ACCOUNT. DORX.

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 21 February 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

"U.S. federal authorities have conducted the first arrest for spimming. Eighteen-year-old Anthony Greco was arrested for sending spam to instant messenger users of MySpace.com." From the article: "Greco had allegedly threatened to share his methods for spamming members of the group if MySpace.com didn't sign an exclusive marketing deal that would have legitimized the messages he was sending via the service."

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 22:22 (twenty-one years ago)

that isn't the Greco who is friends with Laura, right?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 22 February 2005 23:29 (twenty-one years ago)

― Fat Anarchy on Airtube (ex machina), Wednesday, 23 February 2005 00:23 (twenty-one years ago)

three weeks pass...

From: Lakeshore

Date: Mar 15, 2005 8:28 PM
Subject: Nicolette's (Too) Cool Kid Party Mix
Body: I've decided to do a mix tape series that I (Nicolette) will be posting on myspace, so if you want to make the mix yourself, either compile the songs you already have, or download the songs (which I highly discourage, of course).
Anway, here's the first installment:

The 2 Kool 4 Skool Mix

1. Cornelius - "Count Five Or Six"
2. The Faint - "Sex Is Personal"
3. The Fall (Remixed by Ladytron) - "Hit The North part 1"
4. Moving Units - "Anyone"
5. Ratatat - "Seventeen Years"
6. New Order - "Shellshock"
7. The Cure - "The Walk"
8. lcd soundsystem - "Yeah (Crass Version)"
9. Peaches - "Fuck The Pain Away"
10. The Juan Maclean - "By The Time I Get To Venus"
11. !!! - "When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Karazzee"
12. Erase - "Owls"
13. Death From Above 1979 - "Little Girl"
14. Q And Not U - "Hooray For Humans"
15. Electralane - "On Parade"

well there it is. it makes a damn fine mix for any electroclash dance parties that might be happening out there. hope you enjoy!

-nicolette-

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 13:38 (twenty-one years ago)

ELECTROCLASH DANCE PARTIES ARE TEH BOMB YO

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:12 (twenty-one years ago)

that was the girl who wanted me to DJ with her.

Sadly, she does have a dance night!

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Wednesday, 16 March 2005 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

electroclash girls have good hair

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 17 March 2005 08:41 (twenty-one years ago)

http://g.myspace.com/00056/83/41/56961438_l.jpg

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:20 (twenty-one years ago)

EWWWW, THATS THE 13 YEAR OLD THAT GAVE NATHAN BARLEY A BLOWJ0B

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 17 March 2005 16:21 (twenty-one years ago)

i swear i have seen that girl somewhere

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:25 (twenty-one years ago)

She is a Rochester Scenster and DJs at the Bug Jar

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Thursday, 17 March 2005 23:43 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG I FOUND MY WHOLEFOODS CRUSH ON MYSPACE. THERE ARE PROVACATIVE PHOTOS. GU-GU-GUH-GUH

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:37 (twenty-one years ago)

POST PLZ

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:38 (twenty-one years ago)

http://l00062.myspace.com/00062/52/96/62206925_l.jpg

http://g.myspace.com/00049/53/87/49647835_l.jpg

mo-dettes, ludus, pop group, this heat, the dance, born again$t, sparks, wipers, essential logic/lora logic, homosexuals, gina X, very early farmers boys, james chance/contortions, Can, arthur russel, early damned, grauzone, circus lupus, maximum joy!, Blowfly (the black man, not the swedish band), desperate bicycles!, mu, hawkwind, silver apples, pere ubu, boredoms, petticoats, bohannon,lizzy mercier descloux, esg, flying lizards, yoko, kleenex, scissor girls, u.s.a, early Fall, fire engines!, germs, zounds, void, beefheart, fehlfarben, john holt, pragVEC, six finger satellite, chrome, slits, steve albini, mazing vids, minutemen, necros, X, crass, (good) chicago/euro house&disco/dance, early dc hardcore/Dischord/Gravity, Rough Trade, Factory,dancehall, 99, 4AD, Beggars Banquet, Y, Studio 1, Load, West End, ZE, etc.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 02:53 (twenty-one years ago)

dude go for it even tho she has lame tatzzzz

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:06 (twenty-one years ago)

bad tats. oh, and she's vegan. that shit turns me off more than anything.

she djs in her undies and plays rad music. she makes eyes at me and even tried talking me up one time in front of my wife (that didn't go over too well). but, let's see, uh, i have a wife.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 03:21 (twenty-one years ago)

SEND HAH TOO MEEEEEEEE

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Friday, 18 March 2005 05:04 (twenty-one years ago)

i know who this person is... she is indeed HOTT. Jason, did you know she was standing next to us at the F0x P@use debut show at the Edinburgh Castle... or did you not know that...?

I ate dinner at F0x P@use house tonight, damn she can cook!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 18 March 2005 06:37 (twenty-one years ago)

dude, 28 mt. st. helens agree!
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 07:34 (twenty-one years ago)

gygax, i remember her that night. she was wearing a hawt all white outfit and i think i pointed her out to you. when i was walking out she said hi to me and i went "eep!" and walked away sheepishly.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:39 (twenty-one years ago)

HAAAAA...THATS KATHERINE!!!

I KNOW HER!!!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:44 (twenty-one years ago)

xXxSTRAIGHT EDGExXx

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:45 (twenty-one years ago)

haha. totals!

where do you know her from? the xSCENEx?

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:47 (twenty-one years ago)

she dances with DJ SHITBIRD AND THE ULTIMATE PARTY MACHINE!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:48 (twenty-one years ago)

aka the band with eric from Crack WAR & Big Techno Werewolves and the knob twidler from Comets on Fire

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:49 (twenty-one years ago)

HA, the scene!!!!!

she used to live over here and was a bike dork...so we became bros.

She is super cool..very weird, very FLIRTY.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:51 (twenty-one years ago)

interesting

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

after she moved to SF...she used to IM me about how she couldnt get a boyfriend.

sad.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

AH YES... i have had the... pleasure doesn't seem like the right word. i only remember eric dude and lilpocketknife/kit girl tho. extras?
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:53 (twenty-one years ago)

her bike is also way nicer than mine.

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:55 (twenty-one years ago)

as least you have a bike. i have feet. i ALSO have a wagon, but i only pull the wagon. but hey. butt hay.
m.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 21:56 (twenty-one years ago)

my friend (who's not even really into fixed gears) saw her riding around on a 10speed and the first thing she said was "uh, this isn't my bike, mine's in the shop" all embarrassed like.

msp, DJ Shitbird has like 40 people dancing all dressed up in weirdo unicorn, robot, zebra outfits now. http://littlepants.com/music/eagle.html

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:23 (twenty-one years ago)

SHE HAD BRACES.

SHE LOVED DDB.

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 18 March 2005 22:34 (twenty-one years ago)

wOw on the djsb+upm tip. sounds like the idea they originally seemed to be trying for is really happening. cool.

― msp (msp), Friday, 18 March 2005 23:06 (twenty-one years ago)

EEK!...I FORGOT SHE HAD BRACES.

AWESOME!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Saturday, 19 March 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewPicture&friendID=8280307&friendName=Ashley&Mytoken=20050319004937

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Saturday, 19 March 2005 08:50 (twenty-one years ago)

i just found out my 16yr old little sister is on myspace. i told her i'd fucking punch her if she put any hoochie pictures up.

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

Spencer has convinced me to join myspace.

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 15:59 (twenty-one years ago)

myspace is about the worst designed site ever

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Monday, 21 March 2005 16:36 (twenty-one years ago)

that's the beauty of it tho. at first i was like, "what a shithole?" and then i embraced it's ass-jungle quality. it's like the shitter... nobody looks pretty on the toilet. not exactly. so in a sense, myspace is a great cosmic equalizer.

i've enjoyed finding some decent bands on there lately.

we finally put up some tunage on our myspace page. it's demo quality. not perfect. my improv of the lyrics wasn't as good as other times, but we had little time with our friend's nice 16-track and so on. i just did everything in one take and rolled with the punches.

it's a myspace page after all.
m.

― msp (msp), Monday, 21 March 2005 18:42 (twenty-one years ago)

The King Of All The Cosmos is my new friend.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 19:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Hey Jax0n, who's profile are you using? Yours or AliG's? You guys should make a joint profile since hers is pretty sucky anyway.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:43 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I get my to play songs and loops from The Shield and stuff???

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Can I get mine to play songs and loops from The Shield and stuff???

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:45 (twenty-one years ago)

MINE

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

MINESPACE

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:46 (twenty-one years ago)

ENEMA MINE

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 22:54 (twenty-one years ago)

i only signed up for a myspace profile so i was permitted to look at profiles of hot half naked 22 yr olds. my only friend is tom

-- Hella Fitzgerald (jaso...), January 19th, 2005. (JasonD)

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:35 (twenty-one years ago)

I saw that.

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:37 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=2579282 ???

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:38 (twenty-one years ago)

JD: well become friends with your wife and i will find you dude.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:39 (twenty-one years ago)

BECOME FRIENDS WITH YOUR WIFE PLEASE

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, if you can't be friends with your wife then what kind of person are you.

― gygax! (gygax!), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:42 (twenty-one years ago)

Phil Hartman

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:44 (twenty-one years ago)

BITCH STOLE MY (OLD) NAME!

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:55 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG THERE ARE 35 JAXONS! (and none of them are me), although i wish i was this one

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Monday, 21 March 2005 23:58 (twenty-one years ago)

LDollyVita

Hi I live in Rochester Ny .. In to latex and Rubber fashion and play and I do mean play Meow .... I also like Gothic and fetish art and all things tight and shiny and Rubber . A few of the little things that I am in to are Castles , Vampier movies and Old Vincent price movies .... I love to shop and Big fan of big chunky knee boots and lots of latex catsuits haha !! I love Dark wave , Trance , techno , and synth pop .. Big fan of Lords Of Acid .. So any Lords fan'd please do get back .... Sorry this is so short but if you want to know more I guess you will have to email me now wont ya !! Rubber Hugs Kat
7:46:45 PM
exmachina

UHHH
7:47:10 PM
LDollyVita

he requested to be my myspace friend
7:47:13 PM
LDollyVita

THIS IS WHAT GIRLS HAVE TO DEAL WITH CONSTANTLY

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 00:47 (twenty-one years ago)

Whom I'd like to meet:
Let's see I would like to meet women that are in to the Rubberist life style and seen as i am ... Also some one that is reall and know's waht she wants . will not play games and in time would want to be best friends and form a bond and more ... It would be nice to talk to people also that are in to latex and rubber and all things kinky and frealy haha . Any Nice Rubberist Females out there get back and I would love to chat and may be more . I am switch ....

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 00:51 (twenty-one years ago)

http://c.myspace.com/00027/59/03/27683095_l.jpg

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 00:53 (twenty-one years ago)

ihttp://img200.exs.cx/img200/1614/9800858724242380526sp.jpg

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 01:15 (twenty-one years ago)

ok i don't care if people cut themselves, but that looks infected and she needs a tetanus shot right now.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 01:42 (twenty-one years ago)

http://c.myspace.com/00027/59/03/27683095_l.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/dwerd/March3rd/pony2.jpg http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v287/dwerd/March3rd/pony.jpg

― The JaXoN 5 (JasonD), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 01:49 (twenty-one years ago)

Yeah, I love Britney too!

― Victor Mackulous (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 03:24 (twenty-one years ago)

A boy actually called me on the phone to thank me for a myspace comment yesterday.

...

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 15:07 (twenty-one years ago)

thats so nice it's...creepy

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:06 (twenty-one years ago)

http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=1220910&groupID=100002534&Mytoken=20050322100151

"what are the two most diverse bands you listen to?"

I Want Some Edible Underpants (M/19) answers:

Between the Buried and Me, The Locust.

― latebloomer: damn cheapskate satanists (latebloomer), Tuesday, 22 March 2005 18:08 (twenty-one years ago)

hannah has invited you to join PEEING IN GIRLS on MySpace.

MySpace Groups allow users to communicate on message boards, share pictures, journals and network.

― BOATPEOPLEHATEFUCK (ex machina), Sunday, 27 March 2005 23:22 (twenty-one years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 28 March 2005 00:16 (twenty-one years ago)

we're friends with a southern rock and roll camp for girls. there needs to be a noize edition.
m.

― starring msp as boingboing.net feed (msp), Thursday, 31 March 2005 15:34 (twenty-one years ago)

OMG EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS IDENTITY THIEFING BARELY LEGAL SLORE:

http://www.myspace.com/nickalicious

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 31 March 2005 17:36 (twenty-one years ago)

i m on myspace

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Thursday, 31 March 2005 18:10 (twenty-one years ago)

GYGAX!

I totally just found my brother on myspace hahahahahahaha!

DO i LINK IT????

― Poundstretcher (nordicskilla), Thursday, 31 March 2005 20:39 (twenty-one years ago)

N1CK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 31 March 2005 20:42 (twenty-one years ago)

"hey there!

I know this is kinda random, but ive recently been admitted into U Rochester and im just trying to get some feedback from anyone i can. I am from SUNNY southern california and have never experienced snow...
I am completely confused about attending there and thought that it would be helpful to ask people who already attended to tell me a little about it. I hope this isnt like really annoying. Anything that you could say about rochester will help
thanks a million :] "

omg i am going to write back and tell her how awful roch is and to run the fuck away!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 April 2005 03:25 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/lanceromance

FUCK YES

― absolutego (ex machina), Monday, 4 April 2005 22:36 (twenty-one years ago)

From: Charlie Dye
To: Yamantaka Eye
Subject: did you sing with naked city?
Message: maybe we could hang out sometime and talk about music. or even make some music if you're willing!? i'm a drummer down at eastman.

charlie

― The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 05:51 (twenty-one years ago)

omg nick I didn't know you got surgery while you were in texas!!

― sugarpants: bea arthur's secret lover (sugarpants), Monday, 11 April 2005 11:25 (twenty-one years ago)

jon did you make a profile for eye?
hahaha.

if i remember correctly, that kid charlie = stoner jazz major that lots of girls thought was cute and "sooo cool"

― tehresa (tehresa), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:37 (twenty-one years ago)

avorite Music: John Coltrane, Ornette Coleman, Albert Ayler, Bill Frisell, Ben Monder, Pat Metheny, John Scofield, Art Ensemble Of Chicago, Charles Mingus, Thelonious Monk, Misha Mengelberg, Keith Jarrett, Bill Evans, Brad Mehldau, Chick Corea, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Dave Holland, Ellery Eskelin, Pachora, John Zorn, Peter Gabriel, Laurie Anderson, The Police, Paul Simon, James Taylor, Nick Drake, Vance Gilbert, Damien Rice, Colin Hay, Red House Painters, Rufus Wainwright, The Flaming Lips, They Might Be Giants, Wilco, Meshuggah, Bjork, Radiohead, Sigur Ros, Mum, Mogwai, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, The Roots, Common, A Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Talib Kweli, Brian Eno, Steve Roach, Spring Heel Jack, Squarepusher, Steve Reich, Terry Riley, Philip Glass, Louis Andriessen, Michael Gordon, Elliott Carter, Gyorgy Ligeti, Iannis Xenakis, George Crumb, John Cage, Charles Ives, Igor Stravinsky, Mats/Morgan, Frank Zappa, Balinese Gamelan, Bob Marley, Peter Tosh, Black Uhuru, Fela Kuti, Shakti, Ravi Shankar, Hariprasad Chaurasia, Zakir Hussain, Respect Sextet, Kneebody, Jerseyband, Jack DeJohnette, Elvin Jones, Tony Williams, Art Blakey, Max Roach, Rashied Ali, Milford Graves, Ed Blackwell, Billy Higgins, Jimmy Cobb, Joey Baron, Jim Black, Susie Ibarra, John Hollenbeck, Kenny Wollessen, Bill Stewart, etc.

― The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 12:58 (twenty-one years ago)

If you check out every musician that Naked City ever thanked, covered or paid tribute to, you'll discover Ives, Messiaen, Debussy, Morricone, Mancini, John Barry, Ornette Coleman, Charles Mingus ("on Candid"), Eric Dolphy, Tony Williams' Lifetime, Live Skull, Blind Idiot God, Napalm Death, the Boredoms, Hüsker Dü, Derek Bailey, Larry Ochs, Carole King, Morton Feldman, and Funkadelic.

But nobody outside of music school gearhead bands says they're influenced by Naked City.

― The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:05 (twenty-one years ago)

what is naked city?

― xcharltonlidox (gareth), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

oh, its Zorn isnt it?

― xcharltonlidox (gareth), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:11 (twenty-one years ago)

Read one pitchforkmedia.com

― The Scottish Restauranteer (ex machina), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:13 (twenty-one years ago)

do i have to?

― xcharltonlidox (gareth), Monday, 11 April 2005 13:33 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=12529535&Mytoken=20050414151327

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Thursday, 14 April 2005 21:41 (twenty-one years ago)

nedraggett, RI?

― latebloomer: strawman knockdowner (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 April 2005 22:01 (twenty-one years ago)

Show Calendar:
...
05/04/05 - DJ eYe - 8 Hour DJ set (midnight-8am) @ Tsurunoma (Osaka)
...

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 14 April 2005 22:05 (twenty-one years ago)

http://web.archive.org/web/19961221174030/http://www.myspace.com/

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://n00091.myspace.com/00091/34/45/91455443_l.gif http://n00091.myspace.com/00091/34/45/91455443_l.gif http://n00091.myspace.com/00091/34/45/91455443_l.gif http://n00091.myspace.com/00091/34/45/91455443_l.gif

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:28 (twenty-one years ago)

http://web.archive.org/web/*/http://myspace.com

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Monday, 18 April 2005 19:29 (twenty-one years ago)

amazing

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Tuesday, 19 April 2005 00:22 (twenty-one years ago)

Subject: RE: RE: RE: FRIEND REQUEST
Body: MMM I know I am ugly yeeeee hawwww! You look like butt cheese!

sincerely,
UGLY BITCH

P.s...
GO FUCK YOURSELF!

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: JW
Date: May 1, 2005 2:10 AM

jealous of boring uglies with bad taste from the internet?

i don't even think she knows i am on here.

anyway, wtf is the point of asking someone you don't know to be your internet "friend" after NOT EVEN FUCKING TALKING TO THEM

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Casie
Date: May 1, 2005 2:06 AM

wow,, someone has a jelous girlfriend!! hahahahaha hardy harr harr harrrrrrrr

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: JW
Date: May 1, 2005 12:26 AM

FUCK YOU

http://k00083.myspace.com/00083/27/33/83213372_l.jpg

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 14:27 (twenty-one years ago)

Kelly has posted a new comment about you on MySpace!

According to your privacy settings, all comments must be approved by you before they appear on your profile.

Kelly's Comment:

"Remember that time we drank wine under that bridge and you found a pill in your pocket and ate it and you knew every song I've ever heard and who sings it.

You're a good man."

― Open your eyes; you can fly! (ex machina), Sunday, 1 May 2005 16:13 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v229/underoath328/40.jpg

― The Father of Honky-Crunk (Matt Chesnut), Monday, 2 May 2005 00:09 (twenty-one years ago)

jesus christ

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Monday, 2 May 2005 00:26 (twenty-one years ago)

gang of (gay) fonzies

― Andre Dawson (deangulberry), Monday, 2 May 2005 00:29 (twenty-one years ago)

when denim looks like spandex, it's time to seriously reconsider your wardrobe

― Amon (eman), Monday, 2 May 2005 02:13 (twenty-one years ago)

EINSTURZENDE NEUBAUTEN T-SHIRT ON THE RIGHT????

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Monday, 2 May 2005 06:41 (twenty-one years ago)

Good to know

Many of you have written to express concern about the suit by New York Attorney General Elliott Spitzer against MySpace's parent company, Intermix Media, Inc. for distributing "spyware". We want to reassure you that Friendster does not sell or release its membership data, does not install spyware, and would never compromise your safety on the Web.

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Monday, 2 May 2005 07:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=10&Mytoken=20050502201816

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Tuesday, 3 May 2005 02:16 (twenty-one years ago)

MYSPACE.COM IS NOT ACCEPTING MY PASSWORD, WTF.

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 5 May 2005 13:45 (twenty-one years ago)

Nick, it's not accepting mine either, so you're not the only one.

― sugarpants: new and improved! (sugarpants), Thursday, 5 May 2005 13:47 (twenty-one years ago)

i think aaron hacked our accounts. something to do with 'pwning' people, or something?

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 5 May 2005 13:52 (twenty-one years ago)

it's not accepting mine, either

― tokyo nursery school: afternoon session (rosemary), Thursday, 5 May 2005 13:55 (twenty-one years ago)

mine, neither

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:14 (twenty-one years ago)

ok, it works now.

― latebloomer: But when the monkey die, people gonna cry. (latebloomer), Thursday, 5 May 2005 14:19 (twenty-one years ago)

apparently its mandatory for female german myspacers to like the boondock saints

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:23 (twenty-one years ago)

not that i mind. its a good movie

― fe zaffe (fezaffe), Friday, 6 May 2005 18:25 (twenty-one years ago)

Subject: RE: moving.
Body: ooooooooh, i'm gutted!
jon our years of casual sex must not end simply with this, in such a deflated long distance state.
i am so glad you have spent your educational years at the university of rochester.
xo.

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Friday, 6 May 2005 20:26 (twenty-one years ago)

BRAGGART

― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 6 May 2005 21:52 (twenty-one years ago)

jonathan williams, do you know any 19 year old bisexual college girls at the universe of rochester, because one just hit on me via myspace!

http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=14985268&Mytoken=20050511202548

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 12 May 2005 02:45 (twenty-one years ago)

i hate myspace

― Amon (eman), Thursday, 12 May 2005 02:52 (twenty-one years ago)

I don't think so, but I am @ work!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Thursday, 12 May 2005 16:26 (twenty-one years ago)

theresa! that girl is friends with my gf's ex: http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewProfile&friendID=10910158&Mytoken=20050513171418

hahaha

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Friday, 13 May 2005 23:16 (twenty-one years ago)

YOU'VE BIN HIT BY THE

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
|SEXY TRUCK | '|""";.., ___.
|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@

THIS IS A SEXYY TRUCK IF U RECIEVE THIS IT MEANS UR F*CKIN SEXY.... IF U GET THIS BACK UR EVEN SEXIERR...SEND THIS TO 10 PEOPLE....IF U BREAK THIS YOU AINT' SEXY FOR SH*T!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:06 (twenty-one years ago)

I am tempted to forward it!

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:34 (twenty-one years ago)

oh she didn't send me that, that was someone else....

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:46 (twenty-one years ago)

but she did tell me that my picture was "mesmirizing"
(incorrect spelling and all!)

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 14 May 2005 14:52 (twenty-one years ago)

http://c.myspace.com/00066/10/56/66756501_l.jpg

caption = rejecting suicidegirlphoto

HOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTHOTOHTHOTHOT

― brock (brock), Monday, 16 May 2005 04:33 (twenty-one years ago)

Suicide girls looks just like one of those escort sites.

― mitzi gaynor (dymaxia), Monday, 16 May 2005 12:07 (twenty-one years ago)

so does myspace

― A homunculus of Darby Crash, .... created for the purposes of *EVIL* (ex machina, Monday, 16 May 2005 12:19 (twenty-one years ago)

if you have a redhead named "candice" on your friends list that you added in the last month or so, and you don't know who it is: that's me.

when do i get my hoochiezzz!?

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 14:15 (twenty-one years ago)

the first girl i kissed was a redhead named candice

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 15:58 (twenty-one years ago)

People post pictures of stuffed animals on escort sites?

Curious. I wonder why you say that.

― mitzi gaynor (dymaxia), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 16:39 (twenty-one years ago)

the first girl i kissed was a redhead named candice
-- [that bastard] jaxon (jaso...), May 17th, 2005 9:58 AM. (jaxon) (later)

Haha, your M0M??!?!?!

― gygax! (gygax!), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:17 (twenty-one years ago)

redheads named candice are slutzzz

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:19 (twenty-one years ago)

but in a good way!

― sugarpants: baby's face on football! (sugarpants), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:20 (twenty-one years ago)

my mom's name is Candace and she's a blonde!!

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 17 May 2005 18:24 (twenty-one years ago)

http://l822.myspace.com/00113/22/85/113435822_s.jpg

Comment:

"if a boy ever caught me such a delicious bass, surely i would "slip him my digitz""

― You're jumping to conclusions my friend!!!! (ex machina), Monday, 23 May 2005 04:19 (twenty-one years ago)

http://www.myspace.com/billycorgan
!!!!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 27 May 2005 18:29 (twenty-one years ago)

Man, Moby's music gets worse and worse

― Cool Hand Luuke (ex machina), Friday, 27 May 2005 19:07 (twenty-one years ago)

I had to listen to "play" at lunch today. grrrr.

― The Sensational Sulk (sexyDancer), Friday, 27 May 2005 19:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://img91.echo.cx/img91/1415/myspacetruth11kj.jpg

― [that bastard] jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 22:08 (twenty-one years ago)

Oh, that's not good.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 31 May 2005 22:59 (twenty-one years ago)

www.myspace.com/robotgoeshere

he opened for some other show i went to and we were all like ROBOT GO HOME.
i swear, he gives robots a bad name.
that shit was broke, yo.

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 00:13 (twenty-one years ago)

Saucony®, footwear of choice for corny indie fuxxors

― Amon (eman), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 01:07 (twenty-one years ago)

The INVENTOR of Miami Bass...

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 21:12 (twenty-one years ago)

http://l200.myspace.com/00119/00/25/119535200_l.jpg

NICE EYEBROW RING

― jw (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:02 (twenty-one years ago)

that's not tehresa.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:05 (twenty-one years ago)

azn!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:09 (twenty-one years ago)

http://wizardishungry.com/hash/2005/4/24/84918aabb75746e3654fce08ef9fe575.jpg

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:10 (twenty-one years ago)

roffle

― Ian John50n (orion), Friday, 3 June 2005 23:56 (twenty-one years ago)

caitlin, not to get all racial but that girl looks straight-up latina!

― gygax! (gygax!), Saturday, 4 June 2005 18:57 (twenty-one years ago)

haha i think you might be right :(

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 4 June 2005 19:27 (twenty-one years ago)

NOT A JAPANOPHILE

― Ian John50n (orion), Saturday, 4 June 2005 21:57 (twenty-one years ago)

i thought she was azn too, caitlin...

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 4 June 2005 22:00 (twenty-one years ago)

From: Preston

Date: Jun 7, 2005 10:58 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: hey
Body: hey dude I made a dope free tool for picking up on chicks on myspace basically, point your browser to PickupX.com and copy/paste a witty pickup line and send a different one to each chick on myspace that lives near you and you will get really good responses. it will also work to hit PickupX.com for a witty pickup line when ever a chick asks you something stupid shit like “do I know you” usually they just need you to break the ice and grabbing a witty pickup line from PickupX.com will facilitate that. anyhow dude let me know what you think and how it works for you. I would like this to be pretty well so please show PickupX to any friends whom you wish to be more success w/ the picking up chicks. also let me know if you have any ideas for PickupX.com that you would also find useful

also, let me know if you have any substantial success using PickupX with meeting chicks on myspace I love to talk about this shit w/ other guys because I love women and dating and think its fun to learn strategy from each other

sincerely,

-Preston

― hstencil (hstencil), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 02:22 (twenty-one years ago)

ROFFLE

― latebloomer: Pain Don't Hurt (latebloomer), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 18:46 (twenty-one years ago)

From: Nicolette Marie
Date: Jun 17, 2005 8:21 PM
Subject: RE: LOSING MY EDGE 12"
Body: you're retarded.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Songs are our Universe
Date: Jun 16, 2005 3:35 AM

2002 THANKS!

From: Nicolette Marie
Date: Jun 17, 2005 8:41 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: LOSING MY EDGE 12"
Body: wow, I'm so impressed that you were listening to lcd soundsystem before I was. I'm totally such a poser for referencing that three years after it came out. I wish I could be an elitist like you.

suck it, Jon.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: Songs are our Universe
Date: Jun 16, 2005 3:35 AM

2002 THANKS!

― DAEREST V1CE MAGAZINE!!!!! (ex machina), Saturday, 18 June 2005 22:16 (twenty years ago)

Wednesday, June 22, 2005 7:46:00 PM

Subject:
hey there

Message:
hey Joel
I liked your profile, and wanted to talk some more, exchange some pics, or even meet up if you want. contact me at kylie6987@h******.com
hope to talk with you soon
love kylie

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:06 (twenty years ago)

I deleted my profile.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 16:07 (twenty years ago)

i noticed that, ¿por que?

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:49 (twenty years ago)

now i only have two friends :(

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 17:50 (twenty years ago)

it had run its route. it was fun.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:00 (twenty years ago)

you're a kept man

― The Amazing Jaxon! (jaxon), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:49 (twenty years ago)

I deleted mine over a month ago.

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

I only had it for three weeks!

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

i was sad when adam left. he gave me such a nice comment!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:07 (twenty years ago)

i deleted mine once

in a fit of pique

i didnt like myspace

i like it fine now

― charltonlido (gareth), Thursday, 23 June 2005 19:40 (twenty years ago)

Adam, come back! Post der Maulwurf comments again!!!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:35 (twenty years ago)

I...can't.

― a real bear behind the microphone (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 June 2005 20:37 (twenty years ago)

Best myspace pic:
http://myspace-825.vo.llnwd.net/00133/52/86/133996825_l.jpg

― SMELLY MY... (Thor), Sunday, 26 June 2005 01:57 (twenty years ago)

For some reason a shit ton of barely legal body-shot-posting "hot" girls have been adding me today. What the fuck is going on here? And who am I to say no?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 18:59 (twenty years ago)

http://mike.cocoonbranding.com/junk/spyware.jpg

I just got another round of friendster come ons!

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:05 (twenty years ago)

http://photos.friendster.com/photos/16/03/17063061/10512897762961l.jpg
From:
Rachel
Date: Mon Jun 27 18:09:00 2005
Subject: the subject is me and you!
Message: hey,

your photo stood out to me, so i decided to take a look at your profile and well, i liked what I saw.. ;p

they call me Rachel Murphy! i'm 25 yrs old, from Fowler, Ohio. I love travelling, and do so whenever i get the chance to work oversees, especially all over europe!

anyways i'd go on and on, but I'd like to get a response from you first. i'd love to get to know you!

i don't know if you're able to reply to this message, so just in case you can't you can always reach me at coolsciencegeek (@) fastnetmail (.) com. I check it a lot more often than my inbox here anyway. maybe we could chat sometime.. you have a great pic but you know what they say, looks captures the eyes, but personality captures the heart.. lol

anyways, hope to hear from you soon.

Rachel Murphy

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:07 (twenty years ago)

PLUS THE USUAL GIRLS FROM INDONESIA (CAUSE I LISTED GAMELAN?) AND THE PHILIPINES

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:10 (twenty years ago)

coolsciencegeek!!!

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:11 (twenty years ago)

aww she seems nice

― latebloomer: now with 20% less cetacean content (latebloomer), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:15 (twenty years ago)

I think it is Caitlin Hell wearing a fatty costume.

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

http://starmen.net/contests/aoe/35/RaSeb2.gif

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 22:18 (twenty years ago)

ew she kind of does look like a faetty version of me, i'm ugly!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 23:03 (twenty years ago)

except for your beautiful breasts!

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Wednesday, 29 June 2005 23:11 (twenty years ago)

thx jon

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 30 June 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

I accidentally set tits.jpg as my desktop

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Thursday, 30 June 2005 01:23 (twenty years ago)

huhwhoops

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 30 June 2005 01:33 (twenty years ago)

i need to start attracting less nerdish boys. the last one seemed cool and turned out to be a bland ham. this one doesn't even seem cool.

incidentally, he and jon both like rosencrantz and guildenstern!

"So I'm amazed that you have seen and enjoyed Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are dead. I also see that you like The Little Prince. These too facts alone would make me want to learn more about you. I see also that you are cute and you have a picture from Mathnet, and this seals the deal. So, if you would like to learn more about me/are willing to tolerate another attempt to pick you up, drop me a line.
Take it easy,
Paul"

― 100 years of passionate winemaking (tehresa), Saturday, 2 July 2005 00:41 (twenty years ago)

i need to start attracting less nerdish boys.

I DONT LIKE THIS IMPLICATION DUDE

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Saturday, 2 July 2005 00:42 (twenty years ago)

just don't start calling yourself pablodiablo!

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 2 July 2005 00:44 (twenty years ago)

My myspace name means "The Devil's Song".

― THE JAMES DEAN OF THE OLD TESTAMENT (ex machina), Saturday, 2 July 2005 00:48 (twenty years ago)

IM ON MYSPACE NOW WTF

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:07 (twenty years ago)

i have gotten a lot of spam lately.

― hstencil (hstencil), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:13 (twenty years ago)

now what?

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:14 (twenty years ago)

Sorry! an unexpected error has occurred.

This error has been forwarded to MySpace's technical group.

guys, this shit is weak

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:19 (twenty years ago)

eman, you should set the friendster [photo pending] and [no image] pictures as your myspace pixxxxxx

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:43 (twenty years ago)

done

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Saturday, 2 July 2005 03:52 (twenty years ago)

this girl's name is NOISE AND KISSES but her profile keeps crashing my browsers. dumbass underage girls.

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:01 (twenty years ago)

tehresa i want to be yr friend. i've decided to start accepting friends again.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:06 (twenty years ago)

oh yay! i finally committed to myspace url - myspace.com/tehresa

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:12 (twenty years ago)

oh, weird, one of my roommates at math camp is from greer, sc. she likes the bible.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:26 (twenty years ago)

does she have a personalized bible cover?

i was very sad when i went to college because i thought i was getting away from thee bible bangers, but there were just mormons everywhere instead.

p.s. we are friendz now!

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 3 July 2005 18:32 (twenty years ago)

Confirm Add Friend

You cannot add yourself as a friend.

;-(

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Sunday, 3 July 2005 19:02 (twenty years ago)

i'll be your friend :(((((

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Sunday, 3 July 2005 19:22 (twenty years ago)

From:
AndrewzzzzAndrewzzzz
Date: Mon Jul 4 18:00:00 2005
Subject: Oh Friendster, you're still alive?
Message: I am sorry myspace came along and was so much
cooler. :(

― get to thA CHOPPA / A++++++ SELLER (ex machina), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 04:49 (twenty years ago)

haha friendster

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 05:43 (twenty years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=20393957&Mytoken=20050705124623

http://myspace-744.vo.llnwd.net/00145/44/79/145789744_l.gif

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 5 July 2005 18:52 (twenty years ago)

Subject:
This creeps me out.

Body:
A few months ago, I knew I was going to take some summer school classes, and, considering I'm an English major, I figured what better way to really get a feel for my major than to go to its birthplace: England. So I thought of going to Oxford, Cambridge, or, even better, directly to London to study. We all know what happened in London today, so it just kind of freaks me out that I could have been over there this morning. I'm not trying to take anything away from the people who have died and those that are wounded; I feel for them and their families. What I'm trying to say is that it just goes to show that something (God, a Supreme Being, fate, a life force, whatever) is looking out for all of us. For those of you who know me, know I'm not a religious person at all. It just still kind of got to me when I woke up this morning and thought, "I was about two steps away from being over there right now."

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:47 (twenty years ago)

so many idiots posted shit like that including a punker dude

― no tech! (ex machina), Friday, 8 July 2005 00:49 (twenty years ago)

what i'm trying to say is that it just goes to show that some people (liberal arts majors, whatever) are idiots.

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:06 (twenty years ago)

you can tell she tries really hard to sound like an "english major"

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:07 (twenty years ago)

It just still kind of got to me when I woke up this morning and thought, "I was about two steps away from being over there right now."

this is the most boring shit ever thought by someone. i just hope GARU G is okay. GARU, if you out there post so we know yu and yer gran r alive!

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

Subject: The attacks in London...
Body: I hope everyone takes time today to just forget about their own problems and their own drama or bullshit going on, and realizes how unimportant it really is in the scheme of things.

My thoughts are with everyone in London and their families wherever they may be.

This needs to end immediately... this needed to end before it even begun.

YEAH SHE NEVER POSTS WHEN BROWN PEOPLE DIE IN IRAQ.

― no tech! (ex machina), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

here's the best part:

this girl is my best friend from high school. in her eyes we are BFF.

and,

i screen her calls more than jon's!

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:20 (twenty years ago)

and realizes how unimportant it really is in the scheme of things.

i don't need a bomb to go off to realize that

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Friday, 8 July 2005 01:30 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-548.vo.llnwd.net/00124/84/55/124405548_l.jpg

― no tech! (ex machina), Friday, 8 July 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

Subject: Hola mi long lost amiga
Body: What up girly girl? Haven't heard, spoke, seen you in forever. How are you doing? You are looking GREAT! Been taking care of yourself? I'm still here in SC doing the hubby/daddy thing. Remember little Annie? Yea, well I'm having sex with her. There's 16 lbs of proof named Aidan in my picture section. Check it out nigga. Yea!!!

THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS WRONG WITH THIS MESSAGE!!!!

to start: you are white. don't call me nigga.

― tehresa (tehresa), Saturday, 9 July 2005 19:29 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-041.vo.llnwd.net/00148/14/06/148376041_l.jpg

― Ô¿Ô (eman), Sunday, 10 July 2005 15:50 (twenty years ago)

I LIKE ALL BUT JAZZ AND OPRAH

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:04 (twenty years ago)

http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=1869778&groupID=100293062&Mytoken=20050711184622

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 05:11 (twenty years ago)

Morgan has posted a new comment about you on MySpace!

According to your privacy settings, all comments must be approved by you before they appear on your profile.

Morgan's Comment:

"According to an asshole who shall remain nameless, I am an overweight, ugly-ass Irish bitch. Haha. I rock!"

Please click the link below to approve or deny this comment.

WHAT

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:04 (twenty years ago)

WAS IT ME?

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:08 (twenty years ago)

i'm guessing it was her ex. i don't know because i have refused to answer the phone/her ims for 3 hours.

i've yet to figure out how sharing embarrassing personal information qualifies as an acceptable comment to leave about someone totally uninvolved in the situaion...

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 14 July 2005 01:14 (twenty years ago)

i don't understand commenting protocol. isn't the idea to say nice things about people or leave rofflarious pictures so they will win myspace friends? people always leave notes like "hey! let's go clubbin'! you're so gay!" which they could easily do privately using...phones, or email. i delete these kinds of comments!

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

THANKS FOR THE ADD!!!!!

― Jon, remind me again why you haven't drowned in your own vomit (ex machina), Thursday, 14 July 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

one month passes...

i leave for two days and come back there's 67 new friend requests... who are these people?

one young vixen is making fun of my 30 year old ass having a myspace account.
m.

― msp (mspa), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:53 (twenty years ago)

this happened to my friend... apparently she was featured on the "cool new people" thing that you see on your homepage.

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Monday, 22 August 2005 02:57 (twenty years ago)

HEHEH

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=21529951&Mytoken=20050823093329

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

1800superroffles...

http://www.myspace.com/legalassistance

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 18:33 (twenty years ago)

― PHOIOEI (blastocyst), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:14 (twenty years ago)

I want one that says "RAELIAN"!

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 19:25 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace.com/25834808

― I'm Hi, Jared Fogle (ex machina), Tuesday, 23 August 2005 20:00 (twenty years ago)

master musicians of bukkake would like to be added as one of your friends!

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Saturday, 27 August 2005 02:52 (twenty years ago)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a105/sweet_angel7913/add.gif

― caitlin oh no (caitxa1), Saturday, 27 August 2005 11:31 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace.com/26651513

I IS BLIND

― kingfish 'doublescoop' moose tracks (kingfish 2.0), Thursday, 1 September 2005 06:23 (twenty years ago)

sara
Date: Sep 5, 2005 2:27 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: RE: RE: random question
Body: i'm a total creep. HOW DID YOU KNOW.
oh wait, reading ILM, yeah that explains it.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: eeyun
Date: Sep 5, 2005 1:56 PM

yes, you creep.

----------------- Original Message -----------------
From: sara
Date: Sep 5, 2005 11:48 AM

are you the ian johnson that posts on ILM?

― Ian John50n (orion), Tuesday, 6 September 2005 15:16 (twenty years ago)

31 AUGUST:
M0rg4n has posted a new comment about you on MySpace!

According to your privacy settings, all comments must be approved by you before they appear on your profile.

M0rg4n's Comment:

"Love you, miss you. I'm about to leave for Spanish class. An Irish person learning Spanish...that's funny."

7 SEPTEMBER:
M0rg4n has posted a new comment about you on MySpace!

According to your privacy settings, all comments must be approved by you before they appear on your profile.

M0rg4n's Comment:

"I left a comment saying I love you and miss you, and you didn't approve it. What's up with that?"

STOP LEAVING ME STUPID COMMENTS!!!!

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Monday, 12 September 2005 02:47 (twenty years ago)

I am getting lots of "I JUST MOVED TO NEW YUORK CITY AND HAVE NO FRIENDS" messages now!

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Monday, 12 September 2005 03:48 (twenty years ago)

this girl from upthread looks like glenn danzig!

http://c.myspace.com/00066/10/56/66756501_l.jpg

― s/c (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 12 September 2005 03:53 (twenty years ago)

whyere is that girl from she looks familiar

MAYBE A B RATE SUICIDE GIRL?!!?!

UH WAIT

― Fushigina Blobby: Blobania no Kiki (ex machina), Monday, 12 September 2005 03:57 (twenty years ago)

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=22714973&blogID=45938031&Mytoken=20050903210145

also: I hate the internet

― internet comedy novice (Matt Chesnut), Thursday, 15 September 2005 19:26 (twenty years ago)

god fuck that duyde

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Thursday, 15 September 2005 20:54 (twenty years ago)

http://content.ytmnd.com//157000/157478/image.jpg

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Wednesday, 21 September 2005 23:23 (twenty years ago)

http://www.snopes.com/katrina/personal/volunteer.asp

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 22 September 2005 02:15 (twenty years ago)

holy crap! my first unsolicited myspace message!

http://myspace-263.vo.llnwd.net/00234/36/23/234763263_l.jpg

Hey there, how's it going? I was just browsing around trying to meet some new, exciting people from around here. I recently moved to San Francisco so I don't know too many people. So how's your Thursday evening treating you? Any plans for this weekend?? Well I'll keep this short until I know you're interested. I'm just looking for someone to hang out and have a good time with....not looking for anything serious. I RARELY get a chance to check my myspace mail, so if you want to chat hit me up at [email protected] and I'll send you some more pics. I hope to talk to you soon, hopefully:)

Carrie

― Jaxon (jaxon), Friday, 23 September 2005 04:23 (twenty years ago)

Hi Theresa,

I was going to drop an image comment but it seems we're not "friends." haha Alas. Great pic. Hey what have you been doing since RHS? I'm trying to reconnect with people and whatnot. If you have a minute, I'd love to hear from you. Hope you're doing well.

Take it easy,
Michael

this kid sent me a friend request a month ago and i didn't approve it because i can't remember who he is! would it be incredibly rude to write back and tell him i have no idea who he is?

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 05:53 (twenty years ago)

xpost - spam!

― amon (eman), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 11:22 (twenty years ago)

Tehresa you went to Riverside?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Wednesday, 28 September 2005 13:28 (twenty years ago)

i heart myspace:

http://www.myspace.com/lifeinthesuperstructure

― msp (mspa), Friday, 30 September 2005 13:48 (twenty years ago)

HELLFAUCET WANTS TO BE YOUR FRIEND IF YOU DON'T STAB YOURSELF IN THE FACE LIKE A HULKAMANIAC.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:36 (twenty years ago)

hellfaucet is nice

― ~~~~ DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE ~~~~ (ex machina), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:43 (twenty years ago)

i added him, he's a bro.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 30 September 2005 14:44 (twenty years ago)

Tehresa you went to Riverside?

-- latebloomer

i went to southside freshman year, then riverside soph-senior year w/ the addition of fine arts for jr and sr years.

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 30 September 2005 18:37 (twenty years ago)

Date: Oct 3, 2005 1:48 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: i saw you this morning...
Body: on montrose ave.

― orgone accumulator (ex machina), Monday, 3 October 2005 17:58 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-496.vo.llnwd.net/00207/69/41/207431496_l.jpg

― DR. FRANK EINSTEIN PHD (cprek), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

myspace 2005 = geocities 1997? remember all the ugly pages, embedded music and animated gif images, miXeD caSe typing, "this is my homepage" type statements...

― mike h. (mike h.), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:19 (twenty years ago)

yeah... but it's post-geocities... like an ironic/not-so-ironic meltdown.

― msp (mspa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 15:33 (twenty years ago)

Music Snobbery Group

― Keith C (lync0), Friday, 7 October 2005 02:01 (twenty years ago)

From: Amanda
Date: Oct 11, 2005 10:01 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body: Did you have a baby?!?!

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Wednesday, 12 October 2005 08:30 (twenty years ago)

"One clever MySpace user looking to expand his buddy list recently figured out how to force others to become his friend, and ended up creating the first self-propagating cross-site scripting (XSS) worm. In less than 24 hours, 'Samy' had amassed over 1 million friends on the popular online community. According to BetaNews, the worm's code utilized XMLHTTPRequest - a JavaScript object used in AJAX Web applications and was spreading at a rate of 1,000 users every few seconds before MySpace shut down its site. Thankfully, the script was written for fun and didn't try to take advantage of unpatched security holes in IE to create a massive MySpace botnet."

― Jonothong Williamsmang (ex machina), Friday, 14 October 2005 13:54 (twenty years ago)

According to your privacy settings, all comments must be approved by you before they appear on your profile.

Morgan's Comment:

"My Fourteen Favorite Girls!!" (on myspace)

It's hard for me to only pick 14 gals to send this to, so consider yourself lucky... and LOVED!

If I don't get this back I understand. And will not be offended.

Once you read this letter,

you must send it to 14 females

The Females you favor the most!"

Please click the link below to approve or deny this comment.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 20 October 2005 06:05 (twenty years ago)

two weeks pass...

http://news.com.com/MySpace.com+creates+own+record+label/2100-1027_3-5930390.html?tag=nefd.top

myspace bands comp.

there you go.
m.

― msp (mspa), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 05:51 (twenty years ago)

subject: ouch
body:
The guy I've been dating for almost two months broke up with me last night. He told me he loved me, but wanted to be with me AND his ex-girlfriend. This girl cheated on him, got pregnant by another guy, and beat the hell out of him when he broke up with her. I held him and cried with him when his mother died (and I never met her). I gave him a place to stay so he wouldn't have to pay money for a motel room when he was in town. I got him up and to work on time. I travelled to go see him. I put a lot of time, money, thought and energy into him. And he wants to cheat on me with his ex? He cheated on her with me, and didn't even tell me they were still technically together. I still love him and miss him, but I know I don't want him back. But I still feel like I won't stop crying, that I won't get over this, that I'll never love again, that this pain will never go away.

It's amazing that you can be on top of the world and so incredibly happy in one breath, and in the next breath, it's all gone.

― tehresa (tehresa), Tuesday, 8 November 2005 06:22 (twenty years ago)

The most horrible feeling in the world is betrayal. I was really and truly in love with Daniel. I know he loved me back. But he decided to push me away for the rest of his life. I don't even know if he really cheated on me because I know how he is when he's way too fucked up. I haven't heard from him in almost a week now and neither have his co-workers. That just goes to show what kind of person he is. He drinks way too much; got back into massive amounts of drugs (even though he told me he'd stay clean for me); lost his job and doesn't even care; his dad just got out of the hospital and Daniel has rarely been home; and he's just an all-around selfish person. I realize this now and wish I could have seen it from the beginning. People say, "It's better to have loved and lost than never loved at all." I think that's bullshit. I wouldn't wish this pain on anybody. I just hope he wakes up one day and realizes who he gave up. Me. The girl who held him and cried with him when his mother died, even though I never met her. The girl who travelled to Georgia and North Carolina just to see him. The girl who gave him a place to stay in Columbia so he wouldn't have to spend money on a motel room. The girl who tried to get him to slow his drinking down before he killed himself with it. The girl who did everything in the world for him, bent over backwards, and never expected anything in return for it. But he lost that when he pushed me too far away from him, and he'll never get me back. I just hope he know that one day and can live with knowing he'll never, ever be as happy as he was with me.

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 10 November 2005 06:19 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace-414.vo.llnwd.net/00295/41/45/295575414_l.gif

― stockholm cindy is in your extended network (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 12:19 (twenty years ago)

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 16 November 2005 20:30 (twenty years ago)

Oh man. My sister is now on this and told me to join... SHOULD I?

http://mi5.mgcdn.us/xfrg/m.gif

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 25 November 2005 05:46 (twenty years ago)

The answer is no, but I think I'll do it anyway.

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 25 November 2005 06:38 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

The Function that you are currently trying to use is disabled and will be back shortly.

We are making some minor changes to this section please bare with us until we can get this back online.

Please do NOT email me about this. Just wait it out. -Tom

― tres letraj (tehresa), Wednesday, 21 December 2005 09:15 (twenty years ago)

three months pass...

TEST TO SEE HOW MANY FRIENDS YOU HAVE.. YOU MUST SEND IT TO AT LEAST 10 PEOPLE, INCLUDING THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* *Hug* You are my friend...And i hope u kno thats true...no matter what happens... i will stand by u... i will be there for u... when ever u need me... to lend a hand.... to do a good deed...so call on me....whenever u need me... i will always be there...Even to the bitter end...Send this promise to all your friends to show your friendship and watch who sends it back to u.

____xxxxxxxxxx______xxxxxxxxxxx
___xxxpassxxxxxx___xxxxxxxxxxxxx
___xxxxxxxxxxxxxx_xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
___xxxxxxxthexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
____xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
_____xxxxxxxxxheartxxxxxxxxxxxx
______xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
_________xxxxtoxxxxxxxxxxxx
___________xxxxxxxxxxxxx
_____________xxxxxallxx
______________xxxxxx
_______________thex
_______________xxx
_______friends__xx
_____________x
_you_______x
_________xx
___care_xx
_____xxxx
__xaboutx
___xxxxxxx
____xxthexxx
______xxxxxxxx
_most!!_xxxxxxxx
_________xxxxxxx
________xxxxxxx
________xxxxxx
_____xxxxxxx

― sleep (sleep), Saturday, 8 April 2006 18:51 (twenty years ago)

I'd Like To Meet:
Someone who will not stab me 137 times just to get on the evening news. (You know who you are.)

― the unbearable lightness of peeing (orion), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 15:57 (twenty years ago)

From: Dig it? It's DUG.
Date: Apr 11, 2006 8:52 PM Flag spam/abuse. [ ? ]
Subject: No Subject
Body:

R U 'KILLY'?

nigga

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 12 April 2006 21:38 (twenty years ago)

Why do ppl keep putting background images on their pages that completely obscure the text? are ppl really that dim?

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:55 (twenty years ago)

MAYBE THE CSS FOR THE TEXT DOESN'T WORK IN YR BROWSER?

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 15:56 (twenty years ago)

Nah I mean like black text on top of a high-contrast or b/w image, wtf.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:00 (twenty years ago)

This thread is bad in that way

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:03 (twenty years ago)

Ha, I forgot about that, I did the "block images from..." thing ages ago, just so I could read it!

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:04 (twenty years ago)

I probably should look into hooking up bookmarklets to remove backgrounds.

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:07 (twenty years ago)

I always just hit Control + A, and it block highlights all the words for me. Peasy.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:10 (twenty years ago)

i always highlight text so i can read it!

― tehresa (tehresa), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)

I'm moving to Camino soon at work -- so awesome!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:13 (twenty years ago)

I don't know why it's so hard to stick yr chosen background image in the most basic photo editing app and fuck around w/the contrast/gamma/brightness page 'till it's pale enough that you can read text over it, though! I think I'll google up some '60's Bridget Riley op-art & use that as my myspace background image, if you can't beat em, bleh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:18 (twenty years ago)

Why the fuck am I moaning about this anyway?!?!?1/ I should be doing some work.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:19 (twenty years ago)

Dude, these are myspace users!!!!

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

http://twopagans.com/spiritwind/shoppe/glitter.gif

― Fight the Real Enemy -- Tasti D-Lite (ex machina), Thursday, 13 April 2006 16:21 (twenty years ago)

"that's cool"

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Tuesday, 18 April 2006 21:00 (twenty years ago)

Body: respost this in 5 mins If you Truly Love GOD.
and a miracle will happen tonight at 12.
P.S. dont ignore.

u never know when God is testing YOU

repost with "t0p 8 prettiest

― sleep (sleep), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 20:56 (twenty years ago)

youve gotta trick people into god

― sunny successor (katharine), Wednesday, 19 April 2006 21:49 (twenty years ago)

I SERIOUSLY CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE LIKE THIS DUDE EXIST
http://www.myspace.com/jeremyjackson

ex baywatch dork

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 00:06 (twenty years ago)

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y227/sexybabe420oh69/Picture199.jpg

― STRAIGHT FERN GULLY (jaxon), Thursday, 20 April 2006 19:07 (twenty years ago)

Do u like me? http://www.doulike.com/affid11/1059.html
Body: Hi:) I like your profile!!!
Have u heard about "Do you like"? It is very funny site.The thing is, they show you a pic of a boys and ask if u like them. You answer Yes or No. If you do they send them your pic and ask the same. If you both like eachother you can get in-touch and meet up.
Do you like me???
if yes you will be my future sympathy!

― Laura H. (laurah), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:30 (twenty years ago)

i can do that with my tongue!
xpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Sunday, 23 April 2006 01:32 (twenty years ago)

YSI?

― nervous.gif (eman), Sunday, 23 April 2006 05:29 (twenty years ago)

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=34981735

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Tuesday, 25 April 2006 17:56 (twenty years ago)

Hey folks – http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gifshould I say mates?http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif – We just launched the UK version of MySpace. We’re featuring more UK music and some of the features should work better with local postal codes, etc.
As a result, my lawyers told ME what I have to tell YOU: now that MySpace is looking more UK-ish, you should know that we are still running our site from the US, all your data still resides in the US, and that MySpace’s data management practices are still governed by US laws.

Click HERE to show me you read this. –Thx Tomhttp://x.myspace.com/images/tom_face_left.jpg

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 09:05 (twenty years ago)

http://lads.myspace.com/

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:06 (twenty years ago)

THIS IS A *REAL* customer service email I just got:

Why did you take the web site from myspace.com and change it into your own?
http://www.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=splash&MyToken=4f96fd48-3750-487c-92ec-33f93f811edb
I think its totally lame you guys stole this web site from them and I am going to contact them as well to let them know you stole it from them.

STUPID CUNTY, JUST BECUZ WE USE FUSEBOX DOESN'T MEAN WE STOLE IT

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)

huh? link didn't work

― JW (ex machina), Wednesday, 26 April 2006 20:36 (twenty years ago)

From: Aaron
Subject: thoughts
Message: ya know when I saw that photo of you in glasses
chilling in your room I thought to myself I could see
myself hanging out with her. Thats what I really
thought.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/user_images/pics/1/6485000/ngbbs432cf4a1e1235.jpg

― Allyzay Rofflesbot (allyzay), Thursday, 27 April 2006 17:22 (twenty years ago)

roffle @ 14 year-olds with private profiles sending friend requests!

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=12078197

― tehresa (tehresa), Wednesday, 3 May 2006 18:29 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

latebloomer, were you aware that south carolina's lt governor has a myspace profile? and why are they wasting time talking about that on the news and not the fact that this fucker is corrupt and can't drive a car, much less fly a plane?

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 26 May 2006 02:11 (twenty years ago)

wait, didn't he get in a plane crash?? i heard something or other about that but i haven't been watching news lately.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Friday, 26 May 2006 13:27 (twenty years ago)

http://myspace.com/7888619

― sleep (sleep), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:43 (twenty years ago)

yes, he crashed his plane because he didn't take off properly and brushed some trees.

he's also the one that gets pulled over for going 100 and gets out of the tickets all the time.

awesome dude.
xpost

― tehresa (tehresa), Friday, 26 May 2006 16:44 (twenty years ago)

three weeks pass...

Schenectady girl killed
Body: You've opened it!!!! Good Luck! Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00-4:00 pm tommorow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life.

If you break this chain u will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 10 yrs. post this within 15 mins.

post as(home town )girl killed

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

-Reply To Poster- -Delete From Friends-

― sleep (sleep), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 02:31 (nineteen years ago)

i've gotten requests from some really freaky characters lately.

a gay industrial, matthew barney worshiping couple
http://www.myspace.com/anarcocks
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/01.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/05.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/000000.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/11.jpg
http://www.anarcocks.com/myspace/man/17.jpg

and a freakish, plastic surgeried trans sexual
http://www.myspace.com/eternallyangelic
http://myspace-990.vo.llnwd.net/00747/09/95/747115990_m.jpg
http://myspace-058.vo.llnwd.net/00842/85/05/842235058_m.jpg

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 04:02 (nineteen years ago)

oh, and a coffee shop in seattle? wtf? http://www.myspace.com/santalucia

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Tuesday, 20 June 2006 04:03 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks for the add!

http://www.legendheart.com/TLH-butterflies.gif

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:44 (nineteen years ago)

thanks for the add!

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f66/boobala137r/goddess.gif

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:46 (nineteen years ago)

Thanks for the add! Love u!

http://dl.glitter-graphics.net/pub/27/27245ssrdatis2n.gif

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:49 (nineteen years ago)

1,000,000s of variations of this theme available in yer myspace friends comment box, urgh.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Wednesday, 21 June 2006 09:52 (nineteen years ago)

― jinx hijinks (sanskrit), Friday, 23 June 2006 11:21 (nineteen years ago)

haaaaa

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 23 June 2006 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

Why is that angel wearing a padlock like a locket? A padlocket?

― you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

I don't know! I just went through a few of the pages of ppl on our friends list, and noticed a such images in the comments sections of a few of them. They seem extra-prevalent on new-age electronic artists and female singer-songwriter's pages, for some reason. They were just the worst 3 examples I found quickly. If someone stuck something like that in my comments box, I'd delete it, but wtfe.

― Pashmina (Pashmina), Friday, 23 June 2006 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.woai.com/news/local/story.aspx?content_id=7F710484-5201-42E7-934B-D86CF9E6B65F

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 04:30 (nineteen years ago)

38-year-old paedo woman sent me a message on MySpace wanting to chat

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Wednesday, 28 June 2006 17:11 (nineteen years ago)

one month passes...

this douche just tried to add me http://www.myspace.com/searchingforangeline
i told him he is really creepy and if i was angeline i would run away because i'm being stalked by an obsessive weirdo

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:44 (nineteen years ago)

In addition to friend requests from hott 19 yr old women w/398 friends (all guys) now I get em from "gay bodybuilders" in thongs. yeah dude that straight/married/proud parent stuff is a FRONT!

― m coleman (lovebug starski), Sunday, 20 August 2006 13:51 (nineteen years ago)

cousin larry bundgee, how did you find me? i was hiding.

― nazi bikini (harbl), Sunday, 20 August 2006 14:08 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Our story thus far:

A few months ago, I managed to hook two of my good friends "A" (male) and "B" (female) up together. Instant chemistry leads into a passionate affair. I stay out of any drama between them as best I can, but I hear a lot of it from both sides.

Some unknown dude "C" starts posting suggestive comments on "B"s myspace blog. "A" is annoyed, asks "B" to remove said comments. Jealousy is exposed and arguments ensue. Neither know who "C" is or could be.

Except that after a loud, dramatic break-up last weekend, "A" does some sleuthing and gathers evidence. "B" is confronted and confesses... SHE CREATED A FAKE MYSPACE PROFILE TO MAKE HER BOYFRIEND JEALOUS. WTF CRAZY BITCH. She claims that her friends were the primary agents of deception, that she just played along. Bullshit. WTF???

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

The fake profile was promptly deleted, also, which purged all of the correspondence and comments from myspace etc. STUPID.

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Wednesday, 6 September 2006 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

You have been invited to join the my flash live show while I'm online group on MySpace.

Click the link below to see the group:
http://groups.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=groups.groupProfile&groupID=103910077

― sometimes my entire life be like DAMNNN! (tehresa), Thursday, 21 September 2006 03:36 (nineteen years ago)

twelve years pass...

you know, as bad as losing twelve years of music is, it's kind of worse that NOBODY FUCKING NOTICED FOR A YEAR.

https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2019/03/myspace-apparently-lost-12-years-worth-of-music-and-almost-no-one-noticed/

― the scientology of mountains (rushomancy), Monday, 18 March 2019 21:31 (seven years ago)

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