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caek, Monday, 2 June 2008 13:10 (eleven years ago) link

Do you have a list of prompts that are used in Reading Recovery? I
know I had one...but I can't find it anywhere! Thought I'd check
with you before I re-typed it from the guidebook! Thanks for
checking! Still miss you! Connie

MAKING THE PIECES FIT...

C0nnie Th0mas, Ed. S.
Sunnys1de Elementary Principal
6345 Sunnyside Road
Indianapolis, In 46236
317-964-45OO

caek, Monday, 2 June 2008 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

Matt,

First off, was this the kind of F-150 you were talking about at PT yesterday morning? (See attached pictures)

Also, here is an article I though you might find interesting. Too bad we are so frackin tight on our hundreds of emission laws-

http://www.mpgomatic.com/2008/03/15/35-mpg-why-wait-until-2020/

Call me when you get a chance.

Justin

caek, Monday, 2 June 2008 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

Dear Matisha,

You had earlier expressed an interest in real estate in the Richmond area.

Are you still interested? I can set the area MLS system to send you via email any new listings that fit your criteria. Would you like me to do that for you?

Also, how would you like me to communicate with you?

Phone? Email? Don't call me, I'll call you?

Thanks

--
B0b Sh4nks-associate broker
"The Realt0r You Keep"
804-915-4O41
Prudential Slater James River REALTORS
2737 McRae Road, Richmond, Va 23235

caek, Monday, 2 June 2008 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

Rich and John Allen will be attending the young men’s retreat this weekend.

Thank you,
Mary Jo

caek, Monday, 2 June 2008 13:12 (eleven years ago) link

Team,
Due to the Clarkston holy hour tonight, we will reschedule the
AFIRE team
meeting.

In Christ,
Mich4el Lamb3rt
IBM Client Manager, supporting the Ford Motor Company
Internet: michael.lambert@... | Notes: Michael T
Lambert/Raleigh/IBM@IBMUS

caek, Monday, 2 June 2008 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

Brother Michael-

I heard through the grapevine that it looks like you are moving back to the states in June. I know it must be stressfull having to move again and the changes with work. I had to do the same thing a few years ago and I know it can be a bit un-nerving. I can also say that it was very exciting and has all worked out well. I know the same will be true for you.

Bernie tells me you are playing in the Swickely Invitational in July. That sounds like a blast. I think I told you in AZ that the old group is still going to Myrtle. Any chance you could be part of a "return of the maniacs" tour? This year we are staying a little South and playing down near Pawley's Island. Here is the line up:

10/10/08 - Willbrook @ 1:35 - 1:50 (12)
10/11/08 - Heritage @ 8:52 - 9:08 (12)
10/12/08 - Prestwick @ 8:55 - 9:15 (12)
10/13/08 - River Club @ 8:38 - 8:55 (12)
10/14/08 - TPC of Myrtle Beach @ 8:36 - 8:52 (12)
10/15/08 - Caledonia @ 8:33 - 8:51 (12)
10/16/08 - True Blue @ 7:23 - 7:39 (12)

Of course the maniacs could do at least a few 36 hole days. Bernie and I did 2 days of 36 last year which was nice. Maybe add a round at Pawley's and 36 at Caledonia.

I hope everything is going well with Amy and the kids and that Amy is feeling well.

Anyway, it was fabulous seeing you and Tom in January and I hope we can get some kind of regular golf trips going. I'm going to Colorado in a few weeks for a short 36,36,18 weekend. We are playing in the mountains one day and in the castlerock area for the rest of the time.

Do you have any Western trips planned?

Please let me know what your US cellphone and address are when you get to the states. Here is my info

JP
27 K3wen Way
Al1so Viejo CA 92656
Home e-mail ...
Work e-mail ...
Cell phone- ...

Hope to see you soon

JP

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caek, Monday, 2 June 2008 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

Hello!
How many of you love salad? I am so excited because I am hosting a 6 o’clock salad show! Please save the date - Sunday 6/1 at 2:00pm and see the attached invitation for all the details including your chance to get extra FREE stuff! (If you can't open the attachment, please let me know so I can mail one to you.) Come to my 6 o’clock salad Show and we’ll learn the secret to preparing a delicious salad.
What a great reason to get together with friends! I hope you can join me - please RSVP by 5/28!

Thanks!

Tina

caek, Monday, 2 June 2008 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

(the word document attached to that last one is awesome.)

caek, Monday, 2 June 2008 13:18 (eleven years ago) link

I get a lot of these too, and I used to either bounce them from the mail client I was checking gmail with, but anymore if it looks personal I just reply with "I believe you've emailed the wrong address" and people are really polite and thankful, surprisingly

mh, Monday, 2 June 2008 14:10 (eleven years ago) link

I get mail for a writer at angrynegro.com.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 2 June 2008 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

from Work at Vector <vectorlivet✧✧✧@cu✧✧✧.c✧✧>
to jor✧✧✧.✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ (Yes, this is you.) Learn more
date Mon, Jun 2, 2008 at 11:46 AM
subject Your Vector Interview
mailed-by cutco.com

hide details 11:46 AM (7 minutes ago)


Reply

Dear Jordan Juan,

We are confirming your interview at the Freehold office.

Your interview is scheduled for Wednesday, June 4th at 2:00 pm, and you will be meeting with Rom3l B3nito. It is important that you are prompt; we recommend arriving 15 minutes early and that you wear professional attire. If you have any difficulty, please call us at (732) 333-4380.

Thank you.

The Freehold address is: 86 West Main Street, Freehold, NJ

DIRECTIONS:
Office Map
Driving Directions

HELPFUL HINTS TO FINDING OFFICE:

www.vectormarketing.com

Jordan, Monday, 2 June 2008 16:55 (eleven years ago) link

(comic sans)

Sports day
Simon Fisher to me
show details 11/21/07

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Dear Jonathan

Today I got a personal best in triple jump of 7.17m!

For the seniors, Bongos came last, Kudus 3rd, Elands 2nd and Oryx 1st

We don't know about the overall positions yet, but Mrs. Cussans will tell us the results on Friday.

Hope you're settled and enjoying Aussi.

Donald

P.S Please send me an e-mail about the time difference between Aussi and Kenya. My e-mail address is si✧✧✧.fis✧✧✧@swiftke✧✧✧.c✧✧

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 June 2008 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

> ok mate...got your sms about fuel..no worries...got your email about
> steve..will call him today...
>
> nutty
>

> gday mate...ketut bought 12 bottles of wine...we just got fuel at
> sikakup...no problem....let me know how you get on with steve...if he is
> up for it i will call him...
>
> cheers
> nutty
>

Mr. Que, Monday, 2 June 2008 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

i was involved in these accountants' ski trip plans for the longest time, they wouldn't stop sending me the e-mails. here was the best one:

Pro

Aspen has better pussy.

Con

Im married....for now.

Regards,

H0ward Dv0rkin

Jordan, Monday, 2 June 2008 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

Please send me an e-mail about the time difference between Aussi and Kenya.

lol

sleep, Monday, 2 June 2008 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

Hey baby brother! How's life in Bolivia treating you? I hear they are only speaking spanish to you now. That has got to be tough. I hope you aren't getting to discouraged. I can't imagine how much it must mean to Patricia that you are willing to do this. I know you are honoring the Lord by leaving your comfort zone to be a great husband. I am very proud of you. Copper is doing good but I know he misses you guys. I am emailing you from my very cool new Blackberry. Bryce says hi and to tell you he passed the seventh grade ( thank goodness). He and Heath went out and bought Mario Cart yesterday so they have been having fun with that. Emma is crazy as usual. I can't wait to read your book so send it to me soon. Well Emma is starting to fuss so I have to go but we love you guys and miss you and are praying for you.

Grace and Peace,
Me
Sent from my BlackBerry® smartphone with SprintSpeed

johnny crunch, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

My sidekick stopped working so this is my new address. I also still have the yahoo one. Hope everyone has a good day.
Sent via BlackBerry from T-Mobile

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

Hello all,

Some friends and I are thinking about going to Lake Tahoe for MLK weekend...the cost for lodging, lift tickets, and lessons are listed at the bottom of the email. There are several events going on, but of most important would be the networking opportunities, comedy shows, skiing, and hot tubs J

Check it out the info at the bottom of the email :)

First Deposit of $80 due by Nov. 25th, so u have time to think about it. Let me know J

Description:

Spend MLK weekend in scenic Lake Tahoe

Socialize with law students, grad students, and professionals

Party with the National Brotherhood of Skiers as they celebrate their

Annual Winter Carnival @ Heavenly Ski Resort

Concert, comedy show and casinos minutes away from the cabin

Skiing, snowboarding, and other snow sports

Price Includes: Lodging- 4 days 3 nights in a beautiful luxury cabin

Continental breakfast, snacks and beverages

Leave the books at home. Be prepared to party and have good time!

_____________________________________

I mean, I was this close to sending them my deposit $$$ and just going anyway. Sounds like a fun weekend.

Pleasant Plains, Monday, 2 June 2008 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

I get occasional mail from my relatives' associates -- I own mylastname.net -- but the best misdirected emails are from co-workers. Some guy in Colorado sent me a pic of him at work and I replied that it was a great pic dude and he never replied.

libcrypt, Monday, 2 June 2008 22:01 (eleven years ago) link

haha, that lawyer weekend in tahoe does sound fun!

caek, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

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caek, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

I deleted this email, which is a source of regret. Those girls were pretty hot. They look like they had a great time in Mexico.

caek, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

I just came in from a smoke break..and this girl comes out. Thick in the thighs but a NICE thick. Short hair. Pleasent. Dont know who she is. All nice hi blah blah balh. her face is smokin and she has on this tight little white button down girly dress shirt. Nice tits..so it seems bras work wonders yknow. really nice face. really nice. like the kind you always wanna kiss lol
I have a crush now lol. she's prob a bitch. I'll bash her head in when she goes to her car tonight all while screaming.."YOU FUCKING BITCH!!!!!!!!! WHY! WHY ARE YOU REJECTING ME!!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT I DID FOR YOU?!?!?!?"

as she screams and is bleeding "WHAT?!?! WHY..WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!!! WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT...UGH!" the last bash cause her to "ugh". then I take my dick out and smear it on her upper lip and I run away


she's gonna get it....SHE'S GONNA FUCKING GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

carne asada, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

this was from someone that works in one of our other offices. i've never met this dude and i have no idea who he meant to send this to.

carne asada, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

hopefully his therapist.

chicago kevin, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

O_O

Jordan, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 20:59 (eleven years ago) link

holy shit.

caek, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

the last bash cause her to "ugh"

I love that he explains this.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 21:04 (eleven years ago) link

it has to be an inside joek that was just not meant for me right? there are a couple other guys with the same last name as me in our directory.

carne asada, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

just forward it to HR already before you're the one who gets fired

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 21:10 (eleven years ago) link

actually honestly you really need to respond to him first and ask him WTF

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

and if he doesn't give you a good enough explanation in about thirty minutes do whatever you need to do to CYA

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

that's what i was think. i'm going to hit this fool up

carne asada, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

i don't want to get some crazy shit storm started if they was just goofing around

carne asada, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 21:17 (eleven years ago) link

what's he going to say, "yeah, I was talking about maybe raping this stocky girl"? Of course he's going to say he was joking.

caek, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

i was just thinking that if he was sending it to someone else in the company that it had to be a joke.also no response yet

carne asada, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

maybe when he rapes he uses the buddy system

caek, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 23:58 (eleven years ago) link

frat dude at my work accidentally dragged a similar e-mail (not as bad actually, mostly talking about how slutty some girls at work are) to a public folder, got fired instantly.

Jordan, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 12:56 (eleven years ago) link

In college some frat accidentally cc'd me some email telling everybody to shut up about what happened at the party over the weekend and wait until they know what people know.

Kerm, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

he has a point

caek, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

that guy never replied. He must be out raping

carne asada, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:10 (eleven years ago) link

maya arul to Paolo, Ian, Nadja, Gabriel, me
show details Mar 22 Reply

yeah these are my thought
the first 5, but lets all get on a confrence call we have to
me , you guys, gabe, ian ,nadja and andrew

1. the podiums on the stage , i dont like very much, i dont see the point of them , could this be more purposeful, light could it be a light or a shape thats more interesting?

2, we have to start thinking about outfit maybe it could be made from reflective material and the lights on the stage can be calculated to make that look amazing , so in one song we can kill all lights and jus do one song spot lit with reflective cloths

3, we need to start getting Andrew in to the mix so we can start figuring out how long it will take to program the Limar again with new 3d images

4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool

5, shade can we have our on shape ? do they have to be in the template shapes?

elmo argonaut, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

YOUR INVITATION

~ 2008 Good Life Gathering ~
July 2-31, 2008

Dear Relatives,

It feels really good to send you this invitation. Know that you are very welcome and needed. 2008 planning has been going on since last fall and we are feeling really good about what is coming our way this 4th year. We are proud that we have reached the completion of the first cycle of 4 annual Good Life Gatherings. Over the last years, our Elders, Youth, Activists and Community Leaders have been part of so many social justice and environmental victories, bringing so much knowledge, truth, love, hope and ! action ! for our survival into the future.

We are expecting Youth, Elders, Community Leaders and Spiritual people from across the country this year, including:

~ Social Justice Network leader Emma Strople <emmastro✧✧✧@ris✧✧✧.n✧✧> has graciously agreed to coordinate communication with our active youth.
~ Banyan Tree Community Initiatives, led by Chalo Barrueta <ch✧✧✧.barru✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>, Toronto youth will share their exciting new urban Sustainable Development projects.
~ Elsipogtog Youth (Melissa Dedam <sunshini✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧>) have been busy strengthening their (considerable) political power and are forming an Elsipogotog Youth Council. They seeking support and assistance in their work to improve their community and strengthen their ties with people who are committed to sharing their knowledge and skills.
native youth at the ready.
~ Sierrra Club Atlantic Chapter (Lacia Kinnear <l_k✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧>) will offer sessions to help us to understand how our lifestyle leaves a positive or negative Ecological Footprint on Mother Earth, (see flyer attached .doc).
~ University of Prince Edward Island (UPEI) graduate students (Dolores LeVangie <ISResea✧✧✧@u✧✧✧.c✧>)
will help us to explore the Food, Medicinal and other uses of Seaweed by Mi'kmaq non-native peoples. July 9-10.
~ Spiritual People <wi✧✧✧@w✧✧.c✧>) are coming forward in numbers with kind offers of assistance and support. Because of this, we expect that all who wish to share in Traditional Knowledge and Healing ceremonies will have many opportunities.
~ The Good Life Gathering Circle of Community Leaders will be on hand throughout the month to share their knowledge and experiences on a wide range of subjects such as:
Ecoforestry; Addictions; Sustainable Development; Therapeutic Living; Strategic Activism (Culture Jamming, Legal Disobedience); Life & Survival Skills; Avoiding the Bad Life; Natural Food and Medicines; Environmental Health; Capacity Building - Working with Youth and Elders; Project Planning, Management & evaluation, Personal and Community Outreach and Development
Thanks so much for your encouragement, kindness, respect and generosity. We promise to continue to deliver programs that will make you proud to be part of the special, important and essential work of the Good Life Gathering.

All My Relations
Willi
GLG 2008
Directions: 6945 Route 116; 1/2 hour N. of Moncton's Magnetic Hill
exit Hwy. 126; turn R. at Harcourt Hwy. 116 5km.
506-785-4660 • wi✧✧✧@w✧✧.c✧

~ SCHEDULE ~
subject to change - for practical reasons

The Good Life Gathering has been dedicated to nurturing our future leaders by guiding young people in good directions for over 4 years. Our activities - campfires; fishing; learning workshops; healing circles; sharing our food and ourselves with our Youth; Elders and "olders" (Community Leaders) are always remembered as fun and valuable experiences.

The power of what we're doing; listening to each other and working together is now clear. This year; we will be offering even more choices to help us to create the best possible life - a Good Life - for ourselves and each other. As many of you already know; our schedule is always flexible; but here's a rough idea of what will be happening when:

All Month
Traditional Teachings - with our Grandmother Elder Vera Martin; Anne Solomon; Gloria Kejick; Jacqui LaValley; Willi Nolan, John Augustine Jr. and others; sweat lodge, group and private and ceremonies on request.
Permaculture Organic Gardening - our new greenhouse promises that we will have lots of edible gifts from the earth to plant, nurture and enjoy!
Group Workshops & Discussions: Earth building; Civil Disobedience; Veggie Diesel Vehicles; Culture Jamming; Sustainable Economics; Media-Filmmaking-Communications -Effective Uses of Electronic Media; Green Jobs & Businesses; Sharing Circles - related Traditional Knowledge Teachings for each of our workshop activities.

Week 1 & 2 - Learning Weeks (July 2-16)
Ecoforestry (with Wilderness Skills i.e., Hide Tanning, Trailmaking) with Bob Eichenberger of Écoforesterie Gaspésienne and friends.
Building a Good Life - Sustainable Infrastructure Design for our Camp with Greg Allen of HOK Architects.
College of Applied Sustainability with Willi Nolan and Prof. Davd Martin, educator and research scientist.
Link: <http://iicph.org/docs/cas-invite-07.htm>;)

Week 3 (July 17-23)
Ila Sisson will join us on the 19th to present on empowerment strategies and help young people to develop and maintain programs for youth by youth.

Week 4
Media - Filmmaking Editing - your chance to learn with and teach us to edit our collection of footage for distribution.
Unstructured time; Future Planning for the Good Life Gathering;
College of Applied Sustainability with Willi Nolan and Prof. Davd Martin, educator and research scientist.
Link: <http://iicph.org/docs/cas-invite-07.htm>;) - Planning for the GLG College of Applied Sustainability.

EXTRA!
Aug 1-4 * Collective Visioning Ceremonies August 1-4; 2008 * get in touch with us at 506-785-4660.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

~ 2008 INVITATION TO FUND-RAISING & SUPPORT ~

Please share this message with friends who want to give to something that's working!

~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~

2008 Good Life Gathering Theme: Assembling the Cadre - Sharing Circles; Collaborating With the Next Generation

" It is the way of the circle to help each other and for each to contribute their talents and skills for the well-being of the community. ... In the circle each person cares for the whole circle and the whole circle cares for each person."
Allen Aslan Heart; Prophecy of the Seventh Fire

Relatives;

Thank you for supporting the Good Life Gathering. We proudly announce that 2007 Good Life Gathering (GLG) Reports are now online - in Pictures & Text - and we welcome you to get involved this year.

2007 was our best year yet and we are still going strong. Our young people tell us that when they participate in youth gatherings; they always learn something that brings positive change to their lives and communities. They tell us that participating in youth groups is the best way to help young people to find themselves.

The Good Life Gathering has been dedicated to nurturing our future leaders by guiding young people in good directions for over 4 years. Our activities - campfires; fishing; learning workshops; healing circles; sharing our food and ourselves with our Elders and "olders" (Community Leaders) are always remembered as fun and valuable experiences.

The power of what we're doing; listening to each other and working together is now clear. This year; we are offering even more choices to help us to create the best possible life - a Good Life - for ourselves and each other.

We're happy and proud that the July Good Life Gathering has developed into an unparalleled opportunity for Youth; Elders and Community Leaders to cultivate and share the ‘Good Life’ vision. Together, we are applying the wisdom of humankind and Spirit together and creating oneness and peace for our Earth; our businesses and our people.

Calling our Youth!
Support yourself and become tomorrow’s Leaders! You'll find a wish list of things you can do to help out this year in the 2007 Report-in-Pictures (want to join us in preparations starting in May?). Check it out and let us know how to help make 2008 a great Gathering for YOU!!

2008 Highlights:
Shaping the Good Life: Sustainable Development; Building; Independent Power; Business; Filmmaking; Survival
The Good Food Gathering: Cooking; Organic & Permaculture Gardening; Wild Foods
Good Life Sports! Basketball; Fishing; Hiking; Swimming; Frisbees
Good Life College of Applied Sustainability: Learning opportunities with Community Leaders who give fun talks and workshops about Job and Career Choices; Education; Environment; Ecoforesty;
Traditional Knowledge; Human Rights; Avoiding the Bad Life and many other topics to help our youth.

2008 Fundraising
See the section below, "DONATION AND INFORMATION LINKS."

2008 Special Request:
For this year's Good Life Gathering; we are directed to invite special people that our youth can trust - people with vision and strong gifts that they share to help all people and who don’t always require money or recognition to share their gifts.
Please think about this and look around your Circle of Love and Support. If you know about people like this; invite them to get in touch and bring their special gifts to the GLG this summer!

It is so gratifying to witness the small and large victories that we have been catalyst to during past years. I believe that part of the reason for our success is Good Life Gathering’s focus to bring opportunities for every person involved to receive what they need for themselves. In this way; all are strengthened with new knowledge; resources and healing to carry back to our personal lives and communities.

Thank you so much for your kindness and generosity.

All My Relations

Willi Nolan
Host, Good Life Gathering
(506) 785-4660 wi✧✧✧@w✧✧.c✧

~~~~~~~ DONATION INFORMATION & LINKS ~~~~~~~
"The more you give, the more you get." ...Anonymous Wise People

We are grateful for past support of the Gathering and are asking our friends to be especially generous this year; as interest is growing; so are the costs - donation and project information is below.

2 Ways to Donate:
1) Give directly to the Gathering; (businesses receive a "deductible" mention in our promotions!) by sending your donation to:
Willi Nolan (Good Life Gathering); 6945 Route 116 Bryant's Corner; Harcourt; NB E4T 2W3

2) Get a charitable receipt & buy the 2006 Good Life Gathering DVD by sending your donation to: International Institute of Concern for Public Health; P.O. Box 80523; White Shields; 2300 Lawrence Avenue East; Toronto ON M1P 4Z5
Newsletter: IICPH GLG 2007 Fundraising Challenge is available in html at: http://www.iicph.org/docs/newstoc.htm and in PDF format at: http://www.iicph.org/docs/iicph-newsletter-spring-2007-all.pdf

You can see the 2006 Good Life Gathering DVD-Video online at:
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=2019127538

Want to help with the BIG PICTURE? Here's our 2007 Proposal with a WISH LIST!
http://www.iicph.org/docs/glg-proposal-2007.htm
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Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 10 June 2008 19:49 (eleven years ago) link

ALL MY RELATIONS

caek, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 11:47 (eleven years ago) link

from Marc <rgr✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧>
reply-to Marc <pub✧✧✧@gobob✧✧✧.c✧✧>
to ems✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧
date Wed, Jun 11, 2008 at 1:17 AM
subject just moved in

gie

Hello,
My name is MARGARET and i'm 24
I moved here not too long ago, thinking of making some new friends
if you wanna chat with me, you can reply if you want

with what
what

get bent, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

I'd like to meet MARGARET

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 11 June 2008 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Please join us for the debut of Roseville’s newest Director, Joan Bass!!! She’s my first Adopted Offspring, yeah!!!

Please RSVP to me and send me a check for your registration – I will send one check for all of us.

I hope you can make it!!!

Love & Belief,
Tiffany


T1ffany St0ut
Independent Sales Director
Mary Kay, Inc.
916-555-4454
www dot tiffanystout dot com

Get the scoop, stay in the loop! Call your HOTLINE daily!
Dial In: 641-555-3900
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caek, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:25 (eleven years ago) link

This was attached:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/debutflyer.jpg

caek, Monday, 11 August 2008 21:27 (eleven years ago) link

maya arul to Paolo, Ian, Nadja, Gabriel, me
show details Mar 22 Reply

yeah these are my thought
the first 5, but lets all get on a confrence call we have to
me , you guys, gabe, ian ,nadja and andrew

1. the podiums on the stage , i dont like very much, i dont see the point of them , could this be more purposeful, light could it be a light or a shape thats more interesting?

2, we have to start thinking about outfit maybe it could be made from reflective material and the lights on the stage can be calculated to make that look amazing , so in one song we can kill all lights and jus do one song spot lit with reflective cloths

3, we need to start getting Andrew in to the mix so we can start figuring out how long it will take to program the Limar again with new 3d images

4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool

5, shade can we have our on shape ? do they have to be in the template shapes?

-- elmo argonaut, Wednesday, June 4, 2008 3:23 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Link

hahaha!! this one!!

s1ocki, Monday, 11 August 2008 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

i cant believe nobody commented on it!

s1ocki, Monday, 11 August 2008 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

great thread

J0rdan S., Monday, 11 August 2008 22:23 (eleven years ago) link

Fuck, carne did you end up reporting that bashy bashy psycho to HR? I wouldnt want to know I worked with someone like that, jesus.

Trayce, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 04:30 (eleven years ago) link

4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool4, i think we need to make a few more 3d film then just jimmy , because sometime we cut out that song. id like to try to do X R 2 thats could be really cool

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 05:32 (eleven years ago) link

BERNARD H--E to DICKSIE
show details 12/17/07 Reply

Hi Richard

Hope the message on my card was not too dreary, but as each year passes the run-up to the so-called festive season becomes more and more of a commercial bonanza. I can hardly wait for the New Year.

But one has to circulate, and I shall attend Jackie's "do" on Wednesday. May see you there.

Cheers Bernard
BERNARD H--E

A----s D---s to BERNARD
show details 12/17/07 Reply

Hi there,
I think you have the wrong email address.. I'm a different "Dicksie." Too bad though, Jackie's "do" sounds interesting..
Alexis

BERNARD H--RE to me
show details 12/18/07 Reply

Hi Alexis
Thanks for answering the "wrong" e-mail. I must have words with Richard...Jackie's thing is not likely to be as interesting as it sounds, but maybe the wine will be better than last year's.
All the seasonal best to you, wherever you are or find yourself

Bernard

Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 15:06 (eleven years ago) link

^^ I liked him.

Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

I like his shtick!

caek, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder if this is the same guy: http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2006/mar/29/crime.politicsphilosophyandsociety ? Surely all people in the world with the same name are the same person, yea?

Finefinemusic, Tuesday, 12 August 2008 16:27 (eleven years ago) link

Receipt and Itinerary as of 08/14/08 12:13 PM
Confirmation Number
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Confirmation Date: 08/14/08
Received: MYRA WIL

Passenger Information
Passenger Name Account Number Ticket# Expiration1
WILLIAMS/MYRA 00000309595425 526-8755529287-5 08/14/09
1 All travel involving funds from this Confirmation Number must be completed by the expiration date.

Itinerary
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Depart LOS ANGELES INTL (LAX) at 11:30 AM
Arrive in SACRAMENTO CA (SMF) at 12:45 PM

Cost and Payment Summary
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Tax $ 7.62
PFC Fee $ 4.50
Security Fee $ 2.50
Total Payment: $69.50

caek, Thursday, 14 August 2008 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

Good job, Myra!

Do I need to call SouthWest and let them know, or will this get figured out. Hopefully she has the confirmation number from the website, right?

caek, Thursday, 14 August 2008 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

From: Stephen Hawking <stephenhawking✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Subject: new web find
Date: Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:08:32 -0700 (PDT)
To: ro✧✧✧.penros✧✧✧@ma✧✧✧.o✧.a✧.u✧
X-Mailer: YahooMailRC/1042.48 YahooMailWebService/0.7.218



Hi Roger,

I found Forbat's new website. It is still under construction, but I found a conscise
desciption of his theory on http://structureofreality.com/new.htm

Please keep this confidential, but send me your comments on this email

Cheers

caek, Sunday, 17 August 2008 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

OK, that isn't a misdirected email. It's a noble attempt by a crank to get physicists to read his work. I should start a thread for those guys. They rule.

caek, Sunday, 17 August 2008 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

This MIX Magazine subscription order has been submitted. Please retain this message for your records.
Subscription Type: New Subscription
Subscription Option: 12 issues $18
Recipient Information:
First Name: K*** A**
Last Name: L***
Address: 2*** B Street
Apartment Number: City: San Diego
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Day Phone: 619 875-****
Evening Phone: 619 875-****
Email Address: kl*✧✧✧@m✧✧.c✧✧
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Apartment Number: 1
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Day Phone: 503 875-****
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Email Address: d**✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ [Nope, buddy, this is MY email address not yours]
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Can anyone think of a way I can get this magazine delivered to me instead?

Finefinemusic, Monday, 25 August 2008 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

I once got an e-mail addressed to someone called "dild0fre4k", which included some jpeg attachments. I didn't open them.
Well actually I did, they were just some people standing by a bridge.

snoball, Monday, 25 August 2008 16:44 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know but if it's the higher end of the 2000 block of b street that's near where my ex used to live.

chicago kevin, Monday, 25 August 2008 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

From: Stephen Hawking <stephenhawking✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Subject: new web find
Date: Sat, 16 Aug 2008 22:08:32 -0700 (PDT)
To: ro✧✧✧.penros✧✧✧@ma✧✧✧.o✧.a✧.u✧
X-Mailer: YahooMailRC/1042.48 YahooMailWebService/0.7.218

Hi Roger,

I found Forbat's new website. It is still under construction, but I found a conscise
desciption of his theory on http://structureofreality.com/new.htm

Please keep this confidential, but send me your comments on this email

Cheers

this is a great gambit for getting people to read your work

max, Monday, 25 August 2008 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

2636, k!

Finefinemusic, Monday, 25 August 2008 18:50 (eleven years ago) link

that's about four blocks west and four blocks south of where she used to live, 26th st cuts through balboa park if i remember correctly.

maybe you can reply to the email and say they got the address wrong and have them re-route it?

chicago kevin, Monday, 25 August 2008 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

You indicated on your withdrawal form that you would like to discuss your situation in greater detail with someone. If that is still the case, please respond to this email and I will be glad to assist you.

Jo4n H4hn
Assistant University Registrar - Student Services
113A Strong Hall
1450 Jayhawk Blvd.
Lawrence KS 66045
785-864-4555 phone
785-864-5555 fax
ROCKCHALK JAYHAWK

caek, Thursday, 28 August 2008 07:52 (eleven years ago) link

bummer, hope she finds their address

caek, Thursday, 28 August 2008 07:52 (eleven years ago) link

Did you write back

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Thursday, 28 August 2008 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

I told her she had the wrong address, yeah.

caek, Friday, 29 August 2008 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

I don't for real estate agents.

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Friday, 29 August 2008 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

TKC!

Dear Matt in Christ,

The file I attached is the schedule for the weekend including the talks. I'd like you to give the talk in the model formation activity for the jrs, which is on respect. The talk should be two parts, the first in which you tell some sort of personal story about respect (the manual defines respect as "to treat God and others the way that I want to be treated" so basically the golden rule. That first segment should last about 5 min, and then you'll transition to relating it to Mt. 7:1-2, which you can read to the boys beforehand, and you relate the story to the passage. The idea is to show how the passage is relevant to their lives. The whole talk should not be longer than 10 minutes

Also, can you forward this to Colin? I'd like him to give the talk for the formation activity for the older boys. His talk is from the ECYD fichas stage 1 year 2, sheet 137. The talk should be based on the "Themes". Ask Br. Daniel or any of the brs where he can get this outline...they have it on a CD. The boys will be doing a gospel reflection on the part of the sheet titled "gospel reflection". His talk should be about 10-15 minutes long. Please call me if you have any questions.

In Christ,

--
Michael J4cob3en
Conquest Regional Director
(301) 555-6907

caek, Friday, 12 September 2008 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

what is TKC?

caek, Friday, 12 September 2008 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

to kingdom come!

sex viagra cialis hard teen firm wet tight sexy rod unit teens hole suck (max), Friday, 12 September 2008 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

jesus wept

caek, Friday, 12 September 2008 20:10 (eleven years ago) link

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/Picture1-8.png

caek, Friday, 19 September 2008 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

this looks like an extremely complicated way to make like $30.

caek, Friday, 19 September 2008 11:09 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

From: RMcCorm✧✧✧@o✧.h✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: Good news
Date: 10 October 2008 20:35:04 BST
To: me and some other guys

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/27106927/?GT1=43001

R0bert McC0rmick
Honda Access America, Inc.
21001 State Route 739
Raymond, Ohio 43067 USA

caek, Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

That is good news!

caek, Saturday, 11 October 2008 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

SOCIAL SECURITY CHANGES

It does not matter if you personally like or dislike Bush. You need to sign this petition and flood his e-mail box with e-mails that tell him that, even if the House passes this bill, he needs to veto it. It is already impossible to live on Social Security alone. If the government gives benefits to 'illegal' aliens who have never contributed, where does that leave those of us who have paid into Social Security all our working lives?

As stated below, the Senate voted this week to allow 'illegal' aliens access to Social Security benefits.
Attached is an opportunity to sign a petition that requires citizenship for eligibility to that social service.

Instructions are below. If you don't forward the petition and just stop it, we will lose all these nam es.

If you do not want to sign it, please just forward it to everyone you know.

Thank you!

To add your name, click on 'forward'. Address it to all of your email correspondents, add your name to the list and send it on.

When the petition hits 1,000, send it to comm✧✧✧@whiteho✧✧✧.g✧✧ <mailto:comm✧✧✧@whiteho✧✧✧.g✧✧>

PETITION for President Bush:

Dear Mr President:
We, the undersigned, protest the bill that the Senate voted on recently which would allow illegal aliens to access our Social Security. We demand that you and all Congressional representatives require citizenship as a pre-requisite for social services in the United States.

We further demand that there not be any amnesty given to illegals, NO free services, no funding, no payments to and for illegal immigrants

caek, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

followed by 826 names.

caek, Tuesday, 28 October 2008 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

From: P Mohapatra <spacemirrormyst✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.i✧>
Subject: As light the power of remote reflects in mirror.
Date: Sat, 1 Nov 2008 18:36:17 +0530 (IST)
To: My entire department

This is last letter for better understanding the subject “Mystery of space
mirror” and one should remember that as light the power of remote is also
reflected in mirror.
Suppose you are watching a space film on a Television set and such film’s image
also appearing to you in a mirror fixed by near wall. Now you are bored and
liked to change another channel through the remote control of the television.
You can do such work either by directing directly on real television or by
directing on image.
Through remote world space organizations have sent man less space vehicle to
different space objects.  Cause of reflection those men less space vehicle is
going on real root to real space objects.
Visit: - www.spacemirrormystery.com for better study and research.

caek, Saturday, 1 November 2008 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

Dude has a point.

caek, Saturday, 1 November 2008 15:19 (eleven years ago) link

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Melvin Williams: I hook my hard drive up it says it installed but i don't see it [06:32:55 PM]
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Melvin Williams: yes [06:36:07 PM]
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caek, Thursday, 13 November 2008 05:45 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

On Dec 11, 2008 12:49pm, Meghan Bangs <XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX> wrote:
> Hello,
>
>
> I cannont do anything until a little after 5:00, but I am free as a bird after that! It might be nice to make a yummy dinner together and then we could maybe do a sleepover like old times. Make music videos, girl talk, sign christmas songs, etc. What do you guys think?
>
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> Meghan
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> On Wed, Dec 10, 2008 at 10:28 PM, XXXX> wrote:
>
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> Hello best friends!!!!
>
> I AM SO EXCITED for all of us to get together when we are all home. I have talked to you all individually, but this is a message to say the FOUR of us will all be celebrating our friendship and the holidays together on DECEMBER 23rd...riiight!??? I am thinking we should spend MEGA time together that day. Like maybe afternoon-evening kind of a deal. Once I am done with school (on the 19th HOLLER) I can start planning. But, you all start thinking what you wanna do!!! Do we want to go places or hang out at home and eat and laugh and watch movies and have a sleep over? Just think:).
>
>
>
> Ok, so send replies if this date is still good. If it isn't we can see what we can do but Ash doesn't get back until the 22nd and I leave the 24th so we don't have much wiggle room;).
>
> okie doke. I can't wait! I love you all and miss you!
>
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> Love,
> Kt
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Mr. Que, Thursday, 11 December 2008 17:52 (eleven years ago) link

that sounds really nice!

caek, Thursday, 11 December 2008 17:53 (eleven years ago) link

--- On Fri, 12/12/08, joe & elaine leikhim <leik✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧> wrote:
From: j0e & el4ine le1khim <leik✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Subject: Charlie
To: ...
Date: Friday, December 12, 2008, 11:40 AM

Our longtime friend, Charlie passed away, Saturday, 12/6/08. He joined the volunteers in early 1991 and soon amassed 500 hours on floor duty at the museum, usually among his favorite cars: Cars of Conspicous Consumption.

As a member of CAM Followers he continued to do floor duty, and also met with the SPAM luncheon group for ten years until recent health problems curtailed his attendance.

Charlie will be remembered for his terse rejoinders and dry wit. He will be missed.

--

caek, Friday, 12 December 2008 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Hello everyone,

I am sending you this e-mail about my Girl Scout Cookie Sales. My personal goal is to sell 160 boxes of cookies. I hope that you are able to help me reach this goal.

This year we have the following cookies:

Lemon Chalet Cremes
Dulce De Leche
Trefoils
Sugar Free Chocolate Chips
Dosidos
Tagalongs
Samoas
Thin Mints

Each box is $3.50; you can also donate cookies to Operation Taste of Home. This is where our service men and woman receive Girl Scout Cookies while serving overseas.

Thanks for any help you are able to give me to reach my goal.

Love, Ka1leigh Ell3n T1ce

caek, Sunday, 11 January 2009 20:35 (ten years ago) link

This one is a good one:

caek, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 21:12 (ten years ago) link

(assuming it's not spam everyone else is getting)

caek, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 21:12 (ten years ago) link

From: 3✧✧✧.Vau✧✧✧@tur✧✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: talking poitns below
Date: 21 January 2009 17:58:54 GMT
To: me

car will be there at 8a. Call me if you have any questions. xxxx


- What are Obama's biggest obstacles in the Middle East?

- DO you think he gave any indication yesterday about what he's prioritzing?

- He has been so quiet about everything happening in Gaza, How do you think he'll tackle that situation?

- He's made some interesting appointments in the realm of state and defense - many people are much more Hawkish than him - how do you think that will play out?


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caek, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 21:13 (ten years ago) link

Oooh, hope you get more from her!

Trayce, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 22:54 (ten years ago) link

i should have asked her to remind me of the address and done the show

caek, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 23:02 (ten years ago) link

(i told her she had the wrong email and wished her luck)

caek, Wednesday, 21 January 2009 23:11 (ten years ago) link

January 26, 2009


xxxxx
xxxxxxxxxx
Murrieta, CA 92563

Dear x,

I would like to thank you once again for the opportunity to assist you with the purchase of your 2008 Nissan Sentra. By now you have undoubtedly received many positive comments about your vehicle from family and friends.

Please remember that at our dealership your satisfaction is our number one priority. If there is ever anything you need, please contact me.

Sincerely,

Jesus Aldrete
Sales Associate
Corona Nissan
"Your Nissan Now!"
951.735.3360

Corona Nissan
2575 Wardlow Rd
Corona, CA 92882
www.coronanissan.com
(888) 560-1212

Schwwww (harbl), Monday, 26 January 2009 22:54 (ten years ago) link

Jesus Built my Hotrod

Trayce, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 04:37 (ten years ago) link

From: someone at UC Davis
Subject: Giulivi Lab

Hi Melanie!

First of all, how are things? How did the job search go? Did you find a job? How is it going?

Secondly, I know this is a little out of the blue and don't worry if you don't know, but I can't find something in the lab and I was hoping you could help. I am purifying a protein (for another project, not ATPase) and I can't find the kit with the nickel (Ni-NTA) columns. It is the exact same thing we used to purify the ATPase protein. Cecilia said there was a kit, but I have looked all over the lab and I can't find it. It may have moved, but I don't even know what I am looking for so any information would be great!

Also, I noticed that when you purified the ATPase, you used Protease Cocktail Set III, CHAPS, and Glycerol in your buffers but the OIAexpressionist handbook doesn't say to use those. Is there a reason you added those to your buffer?

Sorry to email you about stuff you have probably already forgotten about. I hope everything is going well for you!

Thanks so much,
Juli4 0verman

caek, Tuesday, 27 January 2009 10:04 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

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Gift Message Reads:
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Billing Information:
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Payment Type: Visa
Credit Card last 4 digits: 0412

caek, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 09:58 (ten years ago) link

nice gift message!

caek, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 09:58 (ten years ago) link

...so dude used his mom's credit card for that or what?

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 14:34 (ten years ago) link

u got admin privileges here caek - can we change the message

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 14:51 (ten years ago) link

huh?

caek, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 15:53 (ten years ago) link

Your name irl is Ant0inette W1lliams?

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 11 February 2009 16:00 (ten years ago) link

no, but i assume this guy matthew's mom's is.

caek, Wednesday, 11 February 2009 16:02 (ten years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/jcoombs/poop.jpg

remy bean, Thursday, 12 February 2009 01:43 (ten years ago) link

with text: "hi jason, here is a photo of us :D"

remy bean, Thursday, 12 February 2009 01:43 (ten years ago) link

Hope the move went well and you are enjoying your new job. May be kind of tough having a desk job. J

I have volunteered to take the Sprint ISP (our group calls it VISP—they are letting people volunteer for the involuntary). I decided to take the severance and get out while I can. I will probably be gone by the end of March. I will take a few months off then maybe look for something in education. I am pretty excited about doing something different—not sure now what that will be—only time will tell.

On the whole the mood on campus is kind of depressing, but the people I hang out with are handling things pretty well. What will be, will be.

Good luck on your new experiences and I will keep in touch.

L4n4

caek, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:01 (ten years ago) link

xp, whoa

caek, Wednesday, 18 February 2009 18:02 (ten years ago) link

someone who thought they were emailing themselves just sent me this:

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/photo.jpg

caek, Friday, 20 February 2009 18:41 (ten years ago) link

Is your real name Becky Ditchfoot?

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 20 February 2009 18:51 (ten years ago) link

apparently that is a guy called mark!

caek, Saturday, 21 February 2009 00:59 (ten years ago) link

I sent an email bomb today and had yahoo tell me that the adressess of about 5 people who had given me their addresses in the past two days and double-checked them don't exist. Yahoo wtf.

The Reverend, Saturday, 21 February 2009 01:23 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Sunday most of the places were closed or short staff so I was finally able to get through to all the places that are in the area and price range for what you are looking for. The good news is I found 16 possible options. The bad news is I found 16 possible options; I will list them below so we can start to narrow them down. I will put them in order for the places I think you will like the most.

Option 1 $1349 Immediate avail but they will hold one for you a little while. Offers $500 off your first month rent too. (great place to live).

Option 2 $1500, A little higher than your max price but I included it since it is such a terrific place and in the right area for you.

Option 3 $1365 tremendous property on the greenbelt. Not close to townlake but worth looking at.
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/kamoda14/1014/DSC_0826.jpg
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/kamoda14/1014/DSC_0847.jpg
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh95/kamoda14/1014/DSC_0774.jpg

Option 4 $1378 Close to the townlake area.

Option 5 $940 $500 off of the first month rent. Close to the Townlake.

These are the top properties that meet the criteria you had given me. The rest are not as nice or in the area you wanted but are in the price range and close to the area you wanted. Please look this information over and let me know what you think. I can take you around to the properties and help you find what you are looking for.

Brian

caek, Monday, 16 March 2009 16:54 (ten years ago) link

the question you must ask yourself, caek: just how close to the townlake do you want to be??

resident advice whore (haitch), Tuesday, 17 March 2009 05:45 (ten years ago) link

i would love to live in austin, but with the dollar where it is, $1300 is out of my price range. i told him so.

caek, Tuesday, 17 March 2009 13:42 (ten years ago) link

Hi Michael..
Just thinking about you as we sit here in sunny Florida watching the Dayton vs WVU basketball game. Just came in from enjoying some cheese and crackers and a couple of beers, as we enjoyed the warm weather on our villa patio.

How are you and how is your job going? Have you ever heard of Basset Co? It is near Philadelphia and is owned by my first cousin David Milks. His company makes the blades and other parts for the windmill industry. He was at the Labor Day Picnic . He was one of those crazy guys who rode their motorcycles up.

How is Kate doing?

Love, Aunt marlene

caek, Friday, 20 March 2009 22:22 (ten years ago) link

Note: the subject of that email was "Aunt marlene"

caek, Friday, 20 March 2009 22:23 (ten years ago) link

Sun is the centre of our life rather it may be said that sun is the basic source of our life.
Living inside the solar system we can not see anything beyond 150 million kilometer in the
darken part of earth, but for other reasons we have been watching hundred of light years away
various space objects and mysteries i.e. asteroids, milky ways, galaxies, supernovas, white
dwarfs, nebulas, black holes, extra solar systems etc. that is other wise called at
“mysteries of space mirror” and it can prove that sun is the only luminous body and only star
in the total universe.
Visit: - www.spacemirrormystery.com for details.

caek, Tuesday, 31 March 2009 13:29 (ten years ago) link

Subject: Your Account Was Banneed

This is a joke :)

Of the outer party are made harmless by allowing street of
little twostorey houses with battered and honest. In a certain
way, clare was a revelation words on the floor, ate smuggled
food which they house and nothing was in a manner of speaking.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Tuesday, 31 March 2009 15:57 (ten years ago) link

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caek, Friday, 3 April 2009 23:26 (ten years ago) link

Hi Darling, I have a new email address, it's x✧✧@rocketm✧✧✧.c✧✧. This will separate my mail from Roger's and make life a lot easier, I hope. Please use this number for me and the old one for Roger. I've also had my laptop looked at by an IT man and he has removed some programmes that were running in the background and may have been overworking the computer and causing Skype to drop calls. It should be much better now. Please only use the xxx.xxx1 call name (my laptop). Hope you are all well. Perhaps we can Skype properly at the weekend. Lots of love to you. Mum xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

caek, Tuesday, 7 April 2009 20:00 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hello Meryll,

Great to hear of you from Uz0 M0kwunye. I trust all has been well with you
and your husband in the years gone past. Ernest and I have been well too
and still at the University of Ghana. Our daughter Na4 Dede1 turned 10
years in March.

I lost my mother in 2007 which was quite a blow, but the other members of
my family are doing quite well as they move on life.

Do you still sail a lot? What have you been up to since you left the World
Fish Centre? Things seem to have changed so much in the world since my
ICLARM days. Sometimes it feels like living on another planet! At the same
time so much is the same - Ghana is still hobbling along on the
development path and not quite getting to the take off speed!

I would love to hear from you.

Best regards,

Ellen

caek, Friday, 1 May 2009 12:40 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

crank emails <3

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caek, Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:46 (ten years ago) link

"Forward this email at your discretion (Matthew 13: 3-23)"

caek, Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:46 (ten years ago) link

I've received a lot of these lately. Sad that I'd forgotten about this thread when I got what appeared to be a response to a m4m hookup request. I hit delete really fast when I noticed the attached erection photos...

mh, Thursday, 11 June 2009 13:59 (ten years ago) link

did we ever get an update on the rapist?

Want some guap-a-mole or salsa with your chips? (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 11 June 2009 21:51 (ten years ago) link

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m coleman, Saturday, 13 June 2009 15:26 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The question of what Nature actually is and how it works is fascinating and has preoccupied humanity for thousands of years. Today we understand much 13 but far from everything. Many probably feel, as I do, that something fundamental in our understanding is still lacking and that some earlier interpretations might be incomplete or even incorrect. The Keon Hypothesis is the result of my attempt to see Nature from a slightly new perspective.
I hope you want to read The Keon Hypothesis and I believe you would find it interesting. I would very much appreciate your comments.
Yours sincerely,
Jan Mikael Hˆˆk


The Keon Hypothesis 13
A new explanation for Nature and the Universe
What is Nature and how does it work? The Keon Hypothesis is an attempt to explain Nature in its entirety with a simple common principle. The hypothesis describes a purely mechanical system. The basic principles are very simple and easy to understand.
The Keon Hypothesis can show, among other things, the following:

How the basic principle of Nature that exerts force and transmits information might work. The explanation turns out to lie in a new insight into the nature of vacuum.
What curved space actually is, how it relates to energy and how it can exert force. Force fields get a concrete physical explanation. The hypothesis shows what matter and elementary particles actually are, and what happens when they are created and destroyed. This gives us an understanding of the mechanism behind the formula E = mc2.
What color charge is and how it causes the forces that hold the atomic nucleus together.
What inertia is and why we need to view inertial and gravitational mass as separate properties, if we want to understand how inertia works. We will see why inertia is an inevitable consequence of the basic principle of force. This gives a whole new understanding of what motion is, and of how it is related to the quantum-mechanical wave function -.
Electromagnetism is explained. We show:
That electric charge is a mechanical phenomenon and that the Coulomb force is based on the same basic principle that causes the other forces.
What an electric field is and how it affects a charged particle.
What a magnetic field is and how it causes the Lorentz force on a charged particle. We will see how the force is caused by a manipulation of the inertia of the particle.

How the gravitational force works and why it can be seen as an almost infinitesimally small side effect of color charge and electric charge.
What light is, how it is closely related to inertia and electromagnetism, and how it is a consequence of the basic principle of force.
What causes the wave-particle duality of light and matter and how it is an inevitable consequence of the hypothesis 19 new explanation of vacuum and of the basic principle of force.
What time is and why the present, but not the past and the future, can be seen as existing.
The hypothesis proposes answers to how, and why, the universe came into existence. We will see that creation (which is a physical process arising from natural and logical causes) might still be going on and that there is an alternative to the Big Bang theory.
The hypothesis explains phenomena that have long eluded science: wave-particle duality, the double-slit experiment, the quantum-mechanical measurement problem and the collapse of the wave function. Perhaps is can also give a kind of explanation for the EPR paradox.
Is the Keon Hypothesis the answer?
Visit the Keon Hypothesis 19 web site at www.jmhook.com/en/, where the hypothesis can be downloaded as a PDF file.
Read and then judge for yourself.

caek, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:13 (ten years ago) link

Hi Jan,

Thanks for the email you simpering fucking retard. "wave-particle duality of light and matter" - really?? You still haven't got past that yet? Get with the times, chump.

Peace out,
Matt

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:21 (ten years ago) link

Today we understand much 13 but far from everything

last night i dreamt somebody shoved me (ledge), Wednesday, 8 July 2009 15:21 (ten years ago) link

Every time this thread's revived I read that email carne asada got with the brick-bash guy and it gives me the creeps and I wanna know how that ended up.

lolsbury hill (Trayce), Thursday, 9 July 2009 04:02 (ten years ago) link

This is from Terri Mason

Please pray as we are in the process of making an offer on a new home. God has been there everystep of the way and has opened doors we didnt even knock on. PRAISE YOU FATHER. Our prayer is that He will provide the financial peace and we get totally get approved with no potholes or loops. This is our heart's desire and a very big step in our future with Him and the home HE WANTS for our family.

Thank you Terri Mason and family

thorn, Tuesday, 21 July 2009 06:34 (ten years ago) link


analog & NS10s‏
From: T1m Dav1s (t✧✧@recordingdataserv✧✧✧.c✧✧)
Sent: Tuesday, 21 July 2009 5:08:05 PM
To:
Been getting a lot of calls re analog & NS10s, so here's what we know --

ATR -- Now back from vacation and making & shipping tape ASAP, all widths.

RMG -- North American inventory lean, but European shipment expected before end of month.

Yamaha's now available -- use coupon code NS10SV at this link: http://www.prodataplus.com/category-s/996.htm

best,
Tim

i've been getting quite a few mails like this, clearly for some studio with a very similar hotmail username to mine.

more posts that will never be released (electricsound), Tuesday, 21 July 2009 22:40 (ten years ago) link

Hi ____-

How is everything with this unit? CBC says they are done. Are we ready for final clean yet? Please make sure to Contact Isabel at Very Clean services. You can also email her at veryclean✧✧✧@sbcglo✧✧✧.n✧✧

I know you must be busy with transitioning between two buildings, please let me know if you need any assistance while you move. Would you like to continue to receive all office correspondence at this email address?

Thanks!

Tony


--
Tony C______
L_____ Company, Inc.
XXXX Telegraph Ave
Oakland, CA 94609
O: 510.594.XX00 ext. 124
M: 510.205.8XXX

From: craigbullco✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧ [mailto:craigbullco✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧]
Sent: Thursday, July 23, 2009 8:06 PM
To: t✧✧✧@laphamcomp✧✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: 40 Moss #302

Hi Tony:

Can you also let ____ know that the work for CBC was completed on 7/22/09? Please let us know if you need anything else.

Take care.

CBC

http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 25 July 2009 15:13 (ten years ago) link

This is either misdirected mail or some of the most enticing spam I've received.

http://tinyurl.com/ggggst (Pleasant Plains), Saturday, 25 July 2009 15:14 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hi ,

I am trying to start a USTA team for the kids and need to get an idea of who is interested. This is a lot of fun and a great way to play "real" tennis. side. I am very excited about this and know that they will enjoy the format while as well as improve their tennis skills.There are boys and girls singles, doubles, and one mixed doubles team. Being coed, I believe that we should be able to get together one or two teams. We have great parents in this group, which will immensely add to the their pleasure. I am hoping that you can help in spreading the word and for someone to be the team parent. This is really easy and not so complicated like the adult teams. It is basically organizing the snacks and seeing who is available to play. I can help with anything you need.Coaches are not allowed to be the captain. Are the girls in 10 and under or 12 and under?

I am starting up tennis lessons again after a break and getting Dara off to college. Is anyone ready to start taking lessons? I would also like to do a Friday night Pizza and tennis clinic and games once a month or so. The only charge would be for the pizza. What do you think?

Have a great day,

Robby

caek, Tuesday, 18 August 2009 18:52 (ten years ago) link

Hey Robby,
Taylor just doesn't have the time with cheerleading 3-4 days a week until March. Philip could probably play if you have a 12U team.
Thanks,
Melissa

caek, Wednesday, 19 August 2009 09:50 (ten years ago) link

Hi Mom! Here’s my email address at work. If you need me during the day, just send me a quick email and I’ll respond when I get a chance.

Love you!

caek, Wednesday, 26 August 2009 13:40 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Michael & Spike -

I wish I could, I told DL I would do my best, but unfortunately ... I
cannot. I have a customer luncheon scheduled. Probably wouldn't be able to
get there before 2:00p. , so count me out.

Now .... after golf ..... Jimmy & Stacie are home this weekend and we are
planning on meeting at The Oar House for beer & cigars. We will be getting
there early - around 5:00p.m., so please come join us !

Michael -
The Dirty Dozen is going to Stratton, VT On October 9-11 ( Columbus Day
Weekend ), we have a house up there that might be a little crowded but you
are more than welcome to join us. Be a good year for you to slowly get
back into the groove and then join us again next year for the 20th
Anniversary D2 Trip - we are heading back to Myrtle Beach !

Billy/Howie

caek, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 13:07 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hi, Melissa!

My name is Laura and I was just writing to say "hi" and let you know how great it was to have you at Aletheia yesterday!!! You had filled out a first time visitor's card and marked that you were interested in learning about ways to serve at Aletheia. There are tons of ways to get involved and help out:-) If you go to our website aletheiachurch.com and click on "connect" and then on "serving" you'll see a long list of ways to get involved. Please let me know if you have any questions at all!

I hope you're having a great Monday!!! :-)

blessings, Laura Light

caek, Monday, 19 October 2009 21:16 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...


date Tue, Nov 17, 2009 at 2:25 PM
subject MEETING

Tonight.

TUESDAY, NOV. 17

6:00PM

High School Drama Kids…

Drama Mama’s (and Papas)

ANNOUNCEMENT OF THE

BIGGEST

WILDEST

MOST TECHNICALLY CRAZY

MUSICAL

IN

MHS

HISTORY

Be there. (music room at MHS)

If you don’t show up, no one will tell you what we’re doing.

You will feel silly being the only member of DRAMA CLUB

Who doesn’t know…

You will want to be part of this one…

harbl, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 19:29 (ten years ago) link

r u gonna go?

I must have five minutes of iguana time (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:33 (ten years ago) link

nah

harbl, Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:37 (ten years ago) link

You will feel silly being the only member of DRAMA CLUB who doesn't know...

I must have five minutes of iguana time (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 17 November 2009 21:44 (ten years ago) link

Just a reminder to all:

Monday, Dec. 7-6:30 pm Music auditions-sing whatever you want-we want your strongest and best.

Thursday, Dec. 10- 6:30 pm – DANCE- You will be taught a simple movement in the café, and then perform it in the theatre.

Friday, Dec. 11 – 6:30 pm DANCE- You will prepare a dance (1-2 min) showing us what you can do as a dancer. If you are proficient in ballet, do that

If you notice anyone missing from this list, please let me know.

ALSO….get Freshmen involved!!! And anyone else who can sing and dance. We want the best at MHS!

W

harbl, Friday, 27 November 2009 18:13 (ten years ago) link

amazing

ian, Friday, 27 November 2009 21:35 (ten years ago) link

you are proficient in ballet, do that

ilx mooncup (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 November 2009 21:45 (ten years ago) link

it's going to be the

BIGGEST

WILDEST

MOST TECHNICALLY CRAZY

MUSICAL

IN

MHS

HISTORY

so you should definitely go.

caek, Friday, 27 November 2009 21:58 (ten years ago) link

still lolling at the subject of this email by the way:

Hi Michael..
Just thinking about you as we sit here in sunny Florida watching the Dayton vs WVU basketball game. Just came in from enjoying some cheese and crackers and a couple of beers, as we enjoyed the warm weather on our villa patio.

How are you and how is your job going? Have you ever heard of Basset Co? It is near Philadelphia and is owned by my first cousin David Milks. His company makes the blades and other parts for the windmill industry. He was at the Labor Day Picnic . He was one of those crazy guys who rode their motorcycles up.

How is Kate doing?

Love, Aunt marlene

― caek, Friday, March 20, 2009 10:22 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Note: the subject of that email was "Aunt marlene"

― caek, Friday, March 20, 2009 10:23 PM (8 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

caek, Friday, 27 November 2009 21:58 (ten years ago) link

lol i was gonna tell this guy he had the wrong person but decided against it and i am glad because

Subject: CATS

I received the contract this morning.

CATS is a GO!

Take a breath…maybe two.

harbl, Tuesday, 1 December 2009 14:41 (ten years ago) link

Note: the subject of that email was "Aunt marlene"

This makes me laugh because its what my mum does, all her emails have the subject line "mum". Like I dont know who theyre from!?

hulk would smash (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 08:30 (ten years ago) link

http://i46.tinypic.com/6h5hc7.jpg

harbl, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 15:19 (ten years ago) link

www.catsforgold.com

Six Months Later... (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 16:50 (ten years ago) link

and i'm calling dibs

Drama Mama's and Papa's too! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 2 December 2009 16:51 (ten years ago) link

this one wasn't misdirected but I'm putting it here

W4key!W4key! Release "Brooklyn/Manhattan" Acoustic Digital Only 7"

dmr, Wednesday, 2 December 2009 20:41 (ten years ago) link

All,

Sorry It took so long to get pictures out, but here they are....

Also, if everything goes well, we are making a trip out to the dunes next weekend. I haven't heard back from one of the guys that wanted to go, so there isn't a camp location yet. Come join us and check out the calendar for the New Year's trip as well.

http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/caek/mime-attachment-5.jpg
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caek, Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:42 (ten years ago) link

thinking of going tbqfh

caek, Thursday, 10 December 2009 23:42 (ten years ago) link

wkiw mexico dude and petey

three weeks pass...

Happy New Year! I know I have been quiet. I have been writing. Grown-up writing. I am looking for a publisher for a story. In healing, we as a family think we can help others. It might be too soon. Will told me he heard from you and he was deep in thought for 3 days after. I said, "Frank has effect on people." Honestly Frank, I save your words to me and reread often. Thank you so much.

You are obviously in my writing constantly. This whole ordeal means something. It was so spiritual, this journey I am on. God has helped, and when I feel lost, I remember and find strength.

I have so much to tell you. It's exhausting thinking about it. I am going to attach a rough draft of what I am working on in my spare time.

We are going to get through this Frank.

Best to a great year.

Barbara

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 4 January 2010 15:10 (nine years ago) link

Can we see the rough draft?

lazy cold meat and chocolate seasonal mentality (forksclovetofu), Monday, 4 January 2010 16:46 (nine years ago) link

haa just saw this thread, i get tons of these

not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Saturday, 9 January 2010 18:02 (nine years ago) link

i never get these

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 January 2010 00:06 (nine years ago) link

oh wait i actually do! my email address is on the page of every restaurant review i do and for some reason people are always emailing me to make reservations

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 January 2010 00:06 (nine years ago) link

haha thats better than when some iowa little league coach gave out my email address instead of his own & i kept getting parents emailing about their kid's tee ball schedules

not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Sunday, 10 January 2010 01:59 (nine years ago) link

For a while I started getting these emails from people wanting to ask about the baseball cards I was selling. They weren't spams and I wa v confused til I did some googling and found out some twit on Craigslist listed some baseball collectors cards for sale and used my email address.

I just ignored them and it stopped after about a week.

millivanillimillenary (Trayce), Sunday, 10 January 2010 02:16 (nine years ago) link

bad trader!!

the lyin' and cheatin' of flanders (haitch), Sunday, 10 January 2010 02:29 (nine years ago) link

i just got this, not misdirected but

From: ro✧✧✧@il✧✧✧.c✧✧
Subject: Email from user: brian english

you are a dum ass dont show your feet to people you need to keep socks on all the time and shoes

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 January 2010 17:16 (nine years ago) link

lol

jortin shartgent (harbl), Sunday, 10 January 2010 17:16 (nine years ago) link

i dont know what i did to deserve that tbh

meryl streep post-brazilian (s1ocki), Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:03 (nine years ago) link

WOW.

Joint Custody (ian), Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:26 (nine years ago) link

you posted on this thread socks and sleep

jortin shartgent (harbl), Sunday, 10 January 2010 18:27 (nine years ago) link

Chewiams,

I want to eat seafood. So pick us a decent place we can go eat seafood and have some drinks...in a straight way.

What should I bring?

So far I have:
-Robe
-Camera
-Passport (just in case)
-360 Game?? which ones? maybe? who knows
-Laptop for hangin

caek, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 17:42 (nine years ago) link

-Robe

sleep, Wednesday, 13 January 2010 17:56 (nine years ago) link

eat seafood and have some drinks...in a straight way.

The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 13 January 2010 18:15 (nine years ago) link

I just got a misdirected email from the

Senior VP of Operations I 0utback St3akhouse

It contains the line:

"My Thoughts - thanks for listening, please don't forward this I do not want to be on any list - I just wanted you to know my feelings on it."

HAHA

mh, Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:08 (nine years ago) link

tell us his thoughts!

harbl, Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:19 (nine years ago) link

I don't like this direction at all.... I do understand the Home Office wanting to have all this completed very systematically and very robotically by everyone every month! BUT - this will lead to less entrepreneurship and the restaurant company on a path of "wait for the Home Office to tell us what to do" and over time this list will grow large and suffocating. Kind of like the labor tool being dropped over and over and over and over... "I get it" but come on already! I think this is all backwards. If a Partner or JVP needs to improve on something or is not doing something they should get the direction needed from the appropriate superior. They should not be given a to do list so that hopefully things run as the HO wants them to run out in the field. There are some great Partners in the company that do not need any help to perform very well for Outback given freedom to do so. Give a leader, hired to lead, a check list of what do to will just frustrate them and cause undo and unneeded stress for them, it will also so change the way they currently operate. Yes - some of us do need pushed to concentrate on the right things at certain times because we have several thing going on ALL of the time. Anyway My OPINION is that it seems like it is harmless and easy and it will make thing better but no matter what cologne you put on it still smells like crap! You know that I will spin this in a positive manner and in the favor of the company to my area. We will also comply to it. But please know that if it were my decision I would not be driving in this direction. This direction will lead to less ideas in the future. Partners will be running to the office to make another check on the list rather than figuring out how to get food to customers without making them come into the restaurant to pick it up. I would be addressing the low performances and performers as I do and many others of us in the field do. I would not be mandating operational policies in this manner.

apparently JVP is "joint venture partner

mh, Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:24 (nine years ago) link

lool

not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Saturday, 16 January 2010 20:30 (nine years ago) link

Anyway My OPINION is that it seems like it is harmless and easy and it will make thing better but no matter what cologne you put on it still smells like crap!
^kinda sad this is too long for a screen name

The tendrils INTERTWINE with gentle undulations. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 January 2010 03:10 (nine years ago) link

Hi Dennis!

It is well into the new year but I wanted to wish you well anyhow since it was 2009 when we last spoke! Let me know if you are up for grabbing coffee later this week or next.

I hope all is well with you and your real estate investing adventures!

Regards,

Rebecca

p.s. I have a great Jim P1ag3ns story for you. (he he he)

not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 22:41 (nine years ago) link

googleproofing by me

not a playa but i ilx a lot (deej), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 22:41 (nine years ago) link

(he he he)

max, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 22:42 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Welcome to SPACEMIRRORMYSTERY.COM

We expect the following mysteries:

* Item No-1 Sun is the only star of the solar system as well as the universe and it can be proved.
* Item No-2 the space objects what we have observed within 300 million Kilometer from the sun are real space object and ahead of 300 million Kilometer are mere images of the space objects situated within 225million Kilometer to 300 million Kilometer from the sun. From calculation it appears that the real Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune & Pluto are 253, 264, 277, 288 & 292 million Kilometer respectively from sun.
* Item No-3 In size the real Jupiter is two times bigger than earth but we observe the image Jupiter as 12 times bigger than earth and same real Saturn, Uranus & Neptune are smaller than earth.
* Item No-4 Sun has no spot. Cause of space mirror sun spots appear at sun.

Find the attachments are the details why we expect so. Please extracting hard copy read and enjoys the logic.

Have a nice day.

With best regards www.spacemirrormystery.com

caek, Friday, 5 February 2010 09:29 (nine years ago) link

tbh caek i dont know why you continue studying "science" where are so many awesomer theories out there

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:34 (nine years ago) link

for a long time i wanted to write my senior thesis about alternate-science-theories from crazy people

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:56 (nine years ago) link

space mirror mystery is going to be the name of my private theme park btw

dyao, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:56 (nine years ago) link

www.spacemirrormystery.com is great btw

caek, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:59 (nine years ago) link

for a long time i wanted to write my senior thesis about alternate-science-theories from crazy people

― max, Friday, February 5, 2010 12:56 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

if you ever do this i have all the emails i have received saved up.

caek, Friday, 5 February 2010 12:59 (nine years ago) link

hahah why is there a picture of a girl looking at herself in the mirror

dyao, Friday, 5 February 2010 13:00 (nine years ago) link

this is an awesome book: http://museumjt.stores.yahoo.net/noonemayevha.html

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 13:08 (nine years ago) link

looks good! is it readable?

forksclovetofu, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:16 (nine years ago) link

depends on what you mean by readable

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:22 (nine years ago) link

good bedside table material?

forksclovetofu, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:24 (nine years ago) link

its a collection of letters from crazy people

max, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:24 (nine years ago) link

sounds like a winner to me.

forksclovetofu, Friday, 5 February 2010 15:25 (nine years ago) link

hello,

I represent a Bible Code researcher named HARRY WALTHER. He has found a Bible Code that warns of COMET IMPACT- MARCH 01, 2010 - UTAH. Please read the following page and search for any comet that could impact Utah on March 01, 2010.
Thank you.

BIBLE CODE PAGE:

www.satansrapture.com/2010code.htm

MAIN SITE

www.satansrapture.com

caek, Monday, 8 February 2010 12:36 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

TICKETS GO ON SALE MONDAY MORNING.

ATTACHED IS AN ORDER FORM.

PLEASE FILL IT IN AND SEND IT BACK WITH A CHECK (OR CASH) BEGINNING MONDAY MORNING.

We expect to be SOLD OUT.

So Pleeeeeeease…

Get these forms back asap.

Cast and Crew (parents) get first shot at the seats.

I will begin filling outside orders on Wednesday.

Watch CH 77 for any cancellations (or we’ll of course email you)

I wouldn’t bet on tonight..doesn’t look good…but we’ll see.

We don’t want to lose Saturday, however…for sure!

RAIN, RAIN, COME TODAY
BRING THE SNOW ANOTHER DAY…

(or something like that….now CHANT it four times….)

harbl, Monday, 1 March 2010 12:16 (nine years ago) link

and kill a kitten

forksclovetofu, Monday, 1 March 2010 12:57 (nine years ago) link

xxpost He has found a Bible Code that warns of COMET IMPACT- MARCH 01, 2010 - UTAH

Oh noes! Are all the Utah ILXors hiding under their desks?

StanM, Monday, 1 March 2010 15:14 (nine years ago) link

Good Morning

I sent you and email on the 25th February regarding the key remotes I hope that you received that. If you could let me I would be grateful.

Regards
Tracy

L3tsmart Property Management Ltd
9a Duk3 Street
Princes R1sborough
Bucks

caek, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 09:38 (nine years ago) link

I too have a common name & the gmail to match.

woof, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 09:52 (nine years ago) link

Why am I the only one trying hereeeeeeeeeee?! You could have at least answered even for a few minutes. Common I tried so hard for you this week...I don't deserve this. And I'm sure you are having a wonderful night. You could have gone on aim on your phone at least. Goodnight. You prob will come home and go straight to sleep bc you don't care and I mean nothing to you. You promised Sean you promised. You could have came on even for a few minutes for me :( well night.

woof, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 09:52 (nine years ago) link

: (

caek, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 09:59 (nine years ago) link

I know. I felt really guilty even though it wasn't me.

woof, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 10:02 (nine years ago) link

(To the same not-me, subject: woooooooooooooooooo)

CD1 The Beatles - something, revolution1, while my guitar gently weeps, happiness is a warm gun, blackbird, strawberry fields, let it be, across the universe, the long and winding road, all you need is love, sgt. pepper's lonely hearts club band, yesterday, yellow submarine, hello goodbye, hey jude, you've got to hide your love away, girl, a day in the life, Lady Madonna,

CD 2 Bob Marley - Is this Love, 3 little birds, buffallo soldier, stir it up, one love, redemption song, jamming, there she goes,

CD 3 Coldplay - Shiver, In My Place, God put a smile upon your face, the scientist, clocks, Violet Hill, Life in technicolor, viva la vida, Lost!, Lovers in Japan/Reign of Love, Strawberry Swing, A Message, Fix You, Talk, Speed of Sound, Swallowed in the Sea,

CD 4 Death Cab for Cutie - Photobooth, Sound of Settling, Tiny Vessels, Cath..., Blacking out the friction, Marching Bands of Manhatten, Sould Meets Body, Summer Skin, different names for the same thing, i will follow you into the dark, your heart is an empty room, someday you will be loved, crooked teeth, what sarah said, brothers on a hotel bed, stable song, title and registration

CD 5 Girl Talk - entire CD of Feed the Animals and Night Ripper

CD 6 Guster - Lightening rod, Sattelite,Manifest Destiny, One Man Wrecking Machine, The Captain, ruby falls, c'mon, Hang On, Amsterdam, Backyard, careful, Homecoming king, I hope tomorow is like today, Jesus on the Radio, Ramona, Long Way Down, Red Oyster Cult, what you wish for, All the way up to heaven, two points for honesty, barrel of a gun

CD 7 Jack Johnson - Inaudible Melodies, Middle Man, Posters, Flake, Bubble Toes, Fortunate Fool, The News, Mudfootball, F-Stop Blues, It's All understood, The Horizon has been defeated, If I had eyes, Better together, never know, Banana Panckakes, Good People, No Other Way,Still Waiting wishing,Staple it together, Crying Shame, If I could, Breakdown, Do You Remember, Constelations, Traffic in the sky, Taylor, Gone, Cupid, Wasting Time, Holes to Heaven, Dreams be dreams, Cookie Jar, Rodeo Clowns, Symbol in my driveway,

CD 8 - Oasis and Kooks- Stand By Me, Dont Go Away, Supersonic, Married with Children, The importance of being idle, Songbird, Wonderwall, Don't Look Back in Anger, She's Electric, Champagne Supernova,Seaside, Sofa Song, Eddie's Gun, ooh La, She moves in her own way, match box, Naive, Jackie Big Tits, If Only, See the Sun, Mr. maker, Gap, Love it all, Sway,

CD 9 - Radiohead and Say Anything - Fake Plastic Trees, No Suprieses, 15 Step, Bodysnatchers, Reckoner, House of Cards, Paranoid Android, Karma Police, Showdown at P-Town, Woe, Alive with the glory of love, The Futile, Every Man has a molly, I want to know yours plans, Admit it, A walk through hell, the man in me, Wow I can get sexual too, Total Revenge, Metal Now,

CD 10 - Rap - Asher Roth I love College, Cassidy My Drink n My 2 Step,Dialated Peoples Worst comes to Worst, DJ khaled out here grinding, Dynamite Hack Boyz in da hood, Eminem The Way I am, My name is, Lose yourself, Drug Ballad, Flobots handlebars, Guerrila Black Compton, House of Pain Jump Around, Jay Z Blueprint 2, Swagga like us, Jurrasic 5 concrete schoolyard, quality control, whats golden, Kanye West Flashing lights, homecoming, through the wire, Kid Cudi Day N Night, Lupe Fiasco Kids with guns, Daydreaming, kick push, Superstar, Notorious BIG Juicy, Hyptonitze, Pitbull Go Girl, TI Why You wanna, Twali Kalib Get By,

If you have to combine cds thats fine thanks a lot man.

woof, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 10:10 (nine years ago) link

"Common I tried so hard for you this week...I don't deserve this."

Common breaking hearts.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 3 March 2010 13:52 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hello to all,
we are planning on tailgating sunday mornign before the girls 1:30 basketball game. To do it right we must all chip in some "dough" hehe, for what we wanna bring.
So we are assuming that we will have about 20 guys coming, who rabbi kroll agreed to smuggle in without charge, and there will be no girls allowed.
What we need to buy is the following:

1. MEAT
2. Drinks
3. Ice
4. Charcol for the grill
5. lighter fluid
6. Footballs
7. chairs

If you have a circular grill that is for charcoal that you think is big enough email me back or text jeremy rosh. If you have Chairs like those that you bring to camp please bring those. If you have a cooler for drinks please bring that. Jeff is bringing drinks so thats coveres
Me and Michael kahn will be buying the meat and everyone will pay it back, but we'll figure that out later. We also need buns and stuff.
Some one needs to buy charcoal and lighter fluid for the grill that can be bought at a gas station.

please email me back or contact jeremy for further info or confirmation or whatever

it is at xxx xxxx Road
Cedarhurst, NY 11516 we would like to leave new rochelle or whereever you are 11 so we could be all set up by 12
I have google mapped it and the parking lot is quite large so its gonna be a good time


Please respond


reuvi and jeremy

deem & smash (bnw), Friday, 19 March 2010 23:36 (nine years ago) link

Not so much an email but at work once we had an absolute bitch of an employee who we later fired for her attitude and poor performance. She was walking around raving that she worked twice as hard as everyone else in the building, and I was so sick of it, I went to send an instant message to a friend to whine "So and So said she works twice as hard as everyone in the building".

But I sent it to the bitch herself. Panicked, knowing this is going to cause a war we don't need on the floor, I send a few follow-up messages to try to spin it in a positive light, but it's failing. I poke my head around the corner and see that the moron hasn't even opened the message as it is still blinking in the toolbar at the bottom.

Then, she gets called away to a monthly meeting with her manager, and does not follow procedure and lock her computer when she's away from it. I nonchalantly walk over to it and close the message and walk by to my desk. Disaster averted!

Cattle Grind, Saturday, 20 March 2010 13:38 (nine years ago) link

Subject: World’s knowledge proved wrong over some basics of Astronomy and Light/Rays.


Dear Sir/Madam,

Enclosed/attached herewith two pages leaflet-information ‘Missile Hit Information’ over the basics of Astronomy and properties of Light/Rays to prove existing World’s knowledge wrong and false by the answer of the query ‘Why do the planets Mercury and Venus spin very slowly?

World has been challenged from July 2007 of the wrong information/knowledge with it over the said subjects but the past mode to challenge the concerned had first preference to convince the concerned with the discovered facts than to prove World’s knowledge wrong. Now the Challenger has reversed the challenge mode; he has given the prime preference to prove the World’s knowledge, (thus the concerned’s knowledge) wrong over the said subjects.

This leaflet information ‘MISSILE HIT INFORMATION’ is sufficient to puncture the brains of the concerned to flush-out thus to make their brain empty from the stored wrong and false knowledge that the planets spin by the conservation of angular momentum leading to prove wrong most other speculations over the said subjects.

Please reply/comment/suggest to come at the conclusion that what is the correct?

Thanking you


Ram3sh Varma
# ..., Sector-8,
Panchkula (Haryana)
INDIA

caek, Tuesday, 30 March 2010 11:23 (nine years ago) link

Hello ....

Let's schedule to meet on Thurs, April 15 at 11:00 AM. Figure 1 to 1.5 hrs.

I was thinking about your occupational goal and mention of the truck. It might be wise to think about "plan B" and start to work on a self-employment business plan as a way to get there. Then we can consider a plan requesting or not requesting a SBA type loan. Anyway, consider checking the following: www.vetbiz.gov for more details . Note mention of the new Patriot loan through SBA.

Also check out the 20 page pdf on the Business Plan on the site.

So let me know if the above date works for you.

My best in the meantime,

...
MS, CRC, LMHC
Vocational Rehabilitation Counselor
Vocational Rehabilitation & Employment Division
U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs
...

caek, Thursday, 8 April 2010 18:31 (nine years ago) link

Yom Ha'atzmaut

Save the date, this tuesday April 20th, after school at the fellows, should be about 5 dollars each,further details will come soon

lets do this

reuvi

guess I should give my fellow Heebs the bad news

bnw, Friday, 16 April 2010 02:59 (nine years ago) link

why?why?why i feel this?i didnt forgot you!your always in my mind all face i see is YOU?why!this is a bulshit feelling that i not feel before!WHY????

I DIED, Friday, 16 April 2010 03:09 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

(It dawned upon me that some kids in Drama weren’t involved in CATS, and thus did not get this letter)

ALSO…If anyone sees Nick, his email bounced back, as did: Semprevivo and Paige Alden, so please let them know about this deadline!
Thanks all.

Last Call…

I need a completed form from everyone who is coming to the banquet by tomorrow.

We need a minimum of 35.

We have 17.

If I do not have 35 by tomorrow the banquet is cancelled.

We will still have Thespian Induction. Those invitations are going out today.

Remember…parents are invited to the Induction but the banquet is just for us kids…and a few parent helpers, (the usual kitchen assistants!)

I have also attached the complete list of who has registered and paid for what. (The red is owing, the blue is amount “overpaid)

PLEASE NO MORE SALADS!!!

W

Guns, Computer, The Internet (harbl), Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:46 (nine years ago) link

PLEASE NO MORE SALADS!!!

caek, Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:58 (nine years ago) link

After all, you don't win friends with em.

Eyjafjallalalalalatrolololol (Trayce), Monday, 3 May 2010 00:18 (nine years ago) link

Hi Jodee, I'll look for you Wednesday, introduce you to everyone and get you
situated. I'm easy to recognize. I'm the tallest lady with a pony tail,
freckles, my lucky golf club earrings - which I would like to be lucky, but
really aren't, and a substantial nose :-).

See you then, Kate

caek, Monday, 3 May 2010 14:47 (nine years ago) link

brb gotta induct some thespians

i never promised you a whinegarten (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 6 May 2010 06:49 (nine years ago) link

bonjour à tous !

hier, nous avons terminé la leçon 2, et nouavons commencé la leçon 3 (p122 + 1, 2, 3, 4 et 5 p 123)

Devoirs dans le cahier d'activités :
- 6 p 84 + 1 et 2 p 85
+ l'exercice 10 p 81 sur une feuille (donnez-le moi mercredi si j'oublie encore de vous le demander).

Bonne journée et à demain,

C.


ps : le pdf est de nouveau en pièce-jointe pour ceux qui ne l'ont toujours pas...

woof, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 09:04 (nine years ago) link

Grandmas

I was out walking with my Grandson. He picked up something off of the ground and started to put it in his mouth. I took the item away from him and I asked him not to do that. Why? my Grandson asked.

"Because it's been on the ground; you don't know where it's been. It's dirty, and probably has germs," I replied.

At this point, my Grandson looked at me with total admiration and asked, "Grandma, how do you know all this stuff?? You are so smart."

I was thinking quickly and said to him, "All Grandmas know stuff. It's on the Grandma Test. You have to know it, or they don't let you be a Grandma."

We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but he was evidently pondering this new information. "Oh....I get it! he beamed, So if you don't pass the test you have to be the Grandpa".

Exactly, I replied with a big smile on my face.

When you're finished laughing, send this to another Grandma!!

Gifted Unlimited Display Names Universal (deej), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 02:19 (nine years ago) link

Thought I would send a quick note out:

If you're near the Apple Store on 59th & 5th today--right out front a
cosmetics company for men called AT HIS BEST is giving away the newest HYDRO
5 razor from Schick and some shampoos as well.

I forget the name of the women's company--but they're giving away the newest
women's shaver and facial crème.

Really good stuff. I got a whole bag when I walked by earlier.

forksclovetofu, Friday, 21 May 2010 15:03 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

How are you doing?
All is well with me I just passed a kidney stone x2 weeks ago. My A1C is 5.9. I lost another 15lbs. Have a happy 4th July. Karen

caek, Thursday, 1 July 2010 18:05 (nine years ago) link

hey
i no dat u generally help ppl out on problems relatin to d use of drugs, alcohol, etc..... my case is different.....u can say dat i ve a relationship prob.........if u may keep dis confidential nd if u think u can help me, I may proceed........
tc
Aishwarya

the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 16:41 (nine years ago) link

go on...

obvious and old and bannable (forksclovetofu), Monday, 5 July 2010 16:47 (nine years ago) link

On June 28th (while I was away back East selling rum) Jim Bendis of Bendistillery copied me on your inquiry about creating a rum brand.
My family has been in the rum business for over 70 years.
At present, I have my own brand of aged rum, The Old Mill Gold Rum which, by the way, is available in Colorado Springs & Denver.
Before you start out from scratch on your own, it might be wise that we talk a little about what I've done over the last 15 years to build my brand and what might be gained if you took over my brand rather than try to create your own.
I'm into the mission by big bucks and can only suggest that you too, to be successful, would have to invest a lot of money in creating a new brand.
Lets talk.
Tomorrow, I have to go to Oaklahoma & Georgia (on rum business) so am giving you my cell phone number so that you can call me, 503-250-****.
Regards, Malarkey Wall, The Old Mill Brand Wines & Spirits, Inc.

the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 22:34 (nine years ago) link

malarkey wall is a cool name

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Monday, 5 July 2010 22:47 (nine years ago) link

thank yuo harbl ˘¿˘v

the food has a top snake of 1 (ulillillia), Monday, 5 July 2010 23:46 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

For all of you who have ordered disks and T-Shirts.

I have had no help so far this summer, so it is a long process of mastering, then copying, then labeling, then doing the cover master, labeling, putting the covers in the folder, running the disks, labeling the disks, copying the disks, then inserting them into folders, I have had HS Grad, ES Promotion, ES Lip Sync, HS Mr. Man, Variety Show, Chorus Spring, Chorus Holiday, Band, Shakespeare, Pops…etc., I just last week received word that the T-shirts were done, I do not know why it took so long unless he doesn’t have any help either, so as soon as I get a check from Central Fund and deliver it to T-Shirt guy I will have them available, and the music room had to be emptied-new rugs, and the studio is a mess because everything from the chorus room was placed in the studio and/or the hallway, so nothing has been put back since graduation and we have six new computers which have to be setup loaded and whatnot, which are waiting for the studio to be cleaned out/up and ready, as well as trying to maintain Channel 77, and play some videos for the world to see and that has been difficult due to lack of help there too…oh, they also painted the theatre, which meant that everything there had to be moved…yep…to the studio and music room which of course all came to the studio when they did the rugs, and we haven’t even mentioned all of the choral music which was supposed to have been filed last fall when I was out and wasn’t, which now has to be filed along with all of the other music, and of course the music from this past year which hasn’t even been removed from folders yet, so there is a lot yet to be done.

So…

Relax. There is a time for everything. The time for you to receive disks, T-shirts, etc. is coming soon.

A bit more patience.

All will be fine.

the girl with the butt tattoo (harbl), Thursday, 22 July 2010 16:57 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

I don't know that this is actually misdirected (Well, the original marketing email definitely was - probably because they are idiots who do not understand data protection so I'm not surprised the mistake was made) but it remains very, very funny.

Please stop emailing me your clinic was repulsive and your nurse
offensive and rough id rather get surgery done at a vetenary clinic

if you continue to email me i will post even more comments on intenet
forums regarding how poor and dirty your clinic was

thanks

Would it be really really bad to sign up her email address to a bunch of "vetenary" clinics? Yes it would. But oh so tempting.

(It's bad that I can no longer tell if I have more contempt for my employers or their customers)

Karen D. Tregaskin, Monday, 23 August 2010 13:07 (nine years ago) link

I got copied on this whole exchange from a bunch of dudes I don't know at all:

I was thinking a dudes night out would be an awesome way to start my last two weeks here in NYC.

If there are takers, I'm thinking burgers near union sq (Paul's on 2nd and St.Marks) on Saturday night.

Feel free to invite anyone...as long they are dudes of course since we want this to be an authentic meat fest.

Lots of love,

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In - fathers lock up your daughters

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Sweet idea; can't do it unfortunately - away for a golf weekend with the dad.

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Ditto on the sweetness of the idea. Unfortunately, I agreed to attend a "'90s Party." Believe me, I'd GLADLY skip, but the invite was sent about two months ago, probably because the host knew how stupid the idea was...

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I'm also going to said 90s party, and my friend from Texas is in town who I have to show around. I'll head downtown after the party though and will see what you guys are up to.

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meat by mistake (kkvgz), Monday, 23 August 2010 18:50 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Holy shit. I should have known that snaring the gmail name I did was bound to eventually run into lols.

A lady (I guess?) has signed up to match.com but she's used my email address instead of hers.

The stupid match.com email confirmation sends the password she picked in plain text, and her matchcom username - which is a bit diff to mine.

On a whim I typed that username and password into gmail.

I can now access this lady's match.com profile and her fucking gmail inbox.

Should I do the right thing and tell her?

Connect Four Tet (Trayce), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:24 (nine years ago) link

I mean her inbox is like 6756545354345billion Farmville updates from facebook, and nothing else, but still.

Why are ppl stupid enough to use the same damn password on all their logins?

Connect Four Tet (Trayce), Friday, 17 September 2010 05:25 (nine years ago) link

OK now I'm getting emails from a jewish women's mailing list.

What the heck.

Also someone's signed up my ILX email address to a Palin/Beck campaign. THANKS, SMART ARSES. I only use this address on ilx so one of you... grrr.

Passive Attack (Trayce), Monday, 20 September 2010 00:17 (nine years ago) link

Hello parentals, I know I sent you a message on face book this morning, but just letting you know that I can now do it through the home stay as well, as they have internet and mail so were sweet…
I can`t really tell you a whole heap of a lot that I have done, but I am absolutely buggered already, I got mum`s message, their tv shows are absolutely adorable and I’ve got my own room, tell Rhetta if you can for me that I bought some speakers and I’m not sure if they`re anything like what she was talking about but I don’t really care either way cos I`ll just keep em then… pretty much settled and fine…
Also it may have slipped my mind before I left, but no one sleeps in my bed when im away, and I mean it you cruel beasts, no friends and none of that nap crap that rhetta pulls.
Pretty sure I wont even need my so called Japanese speaking skills cos they`re astonishingly fluent, but modest as always…
If it means anything to anyone, I may be going somewhere called asakusa tomoz and hopefully bugger myself out even more so…
The little bro is adorable… and im pretty much running out of things to say so ill leave it…
I`m hoping this sends to both of you and rhetta, cos i wanna test and see if I got the emails right, as im doing this from memory..
Anywho, pip pip papa bear, mother goose, and princess
J Xxx
p.s these keyboards are weird.. ahah love you guys

caek, Saturday, 25 September 2010 09:32 (nine years ago) link

i just got an epic one

HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA (deej), Saturday, 25 September 2010 23:14 (nine years ago) link

it starts with,

k3r4,
i am very appeciateive forthe things you said in your email, but i
think that you are being very unfair and are basically saying that
this thing fell apart because of me.

HOW I FOLD MY BANDANA (deej), Saturday, 25 September 2010 23:14 (nine years ago) link

post to girl problems?

caek, Sunday, 26 September 2010 11:12 (nine years ago) link

Invitation to the launch of The Children's Society and Alcohol Concern’s Swept Under the Carpet: Children Affected by Parental Alcohol Misuse Report

We would be delighted if you could join us during Alcohol Awareness Week for an afternoon reception to launch our joint policy report, "Swept under the carpet: children affected by parental alcohol misuse". The event is kindly being hosted by Baroness Hayter, Chair of the All-Party Parliamentary Group on Alcohol Misuse, and will take place on Monday 18 October in the House of Lords’ Attlee Room between 3.30pm and 5.00pm.

caek, Monday, 4 October 2010 13:00 (nine years ago) link

o_O

caek, Monday, 4 October 2010 13:00 (nine years ago) link

Taco----
Sorry I haven't been emailing you much
How was he Justin bieber concert?????
How r u????
Plz email me back

Lucy M from camp

mizzell, Monday, 4 October 2010 18:51 (nine years ago) link

Baroness Hayter

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 4 October 2010 21:20 (nine years ago) link

Best goth club doorbitch name ever.

cathedral-sized jellyfish in your mind (Trayce), Monday, 4 October 2010 21:20 (nine years ago) link

HI EVERYONE,

JUST WANTED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT EFFECTIVE OCT. 15, 2010 MY NEW RESIDENCE WILL BE IN NAPLES FL. MY MOM NEEDS MY HELP NOW AND I'LL BE GOING THERE TO BE WITH HER. I'L STILL BE WORKING FOR KMART. THEY HAVE HELPED ME TRANSFER. MY NEW STORE IS IN FORT MYERS FL. A BIT OF A DRIVE BUT A PLACE TO START.

YOU'LL STILL BE ABLE TO REACH ME VIA THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS.
MY NEW ADDRESS WILL BE; ...

TAKE CARE EVERYONE, MORGAN

caek, Saturday, 9 October 2010 22:35 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hi,

I hope you are doing well. I wanted to follow up and see if you are still interested in becoming a massage therapist and if there is any information that I can help you with. Please let me know.

I look forward to speaking with you soon!

Linda

jabba hands, Thursday, 28 October 2010 21:33 (nine years ago) link

got a golf reservation at torrey pines, san diego (golf is 250$ per player?!), told them it wasn't me and i was in germany...

Thanks for the courtesy reply, we have corrected his email address.

Ironically, he is from Berlin CT! Thanks again and please give us a call for golf when you do visit San Diego one day!

caek, Friday, 5 November 2010 11:12 (nine years ago) link

What happens in partnership with Taurus?

Best regards
Hans

(+) (+ +), Friday, 5 November 2010 11:39 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Subject: Gravity (updated)

Dear [caek's government name],

I sent you this message about two years ago.
Please be kind to review the updated description of my theory
and let me know what you think of it.
Max Planck said: "Truth never prevails, but her
adversaries always perish in the end." That's sad.

www.gravityspheres.com

Thank you.
Igor Pavlov

caek, Friday, 3 December 2010 10:04 (nine years ago) link

are you sure that's misdirected? you are a physicist rite

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 10:06 (nine years ago) link

lol good point =)

Frank Lloyd Webber (Trayce), Friday, 3 December 2010 10:07 (nine years ago) link

A gentleman from the University of California has discovered my books on the Amazon.com. He calls my conduct controversial and "non-scientific", whatever that means.

Ectothiorhodospira shaposhnikovii (nakhchivan), Friday, 3 December 2010 10:25 (nine years ago) link

nah, it's not misdirected, but i get some good crazy person emails. Misdirected emails is my favourite.

caek, Friday, 3 December 2010 10:39 (nine years ago) link

[xxxxxx],

How to make Cup Cakes?


Thanks,
Michael

Michael Yockney
Programme Coordinator WQA

AsureQuality Limited

r|t|c, Friday, 3 December 2010 12:13 (nine years ago) link

you can tell me it's spam, but i just won't listen.

r|t|c, Friday, 3 December 2010 12:14 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

Brethren,

Just a reminder about about Sunday. We have PEC @ 10:30 AM Please let me know of any agenda items that you would like to have on the agenda by Saturday @ 3PM. Please let me know if you have any questions.

Brother Mark

caek, Friday, 7 January 2011 12:15 (eight years ago) link

The sweet lady Caroline is shoveling my car out now! I am prepared to duel you for her affections.

BTW heard you were in a wreck glad that you are ok, I hope all involved parties are all right.

RVT

portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 13 January 2011 14:57 (eight years ago) link

the guy who sends me all those misdirected theater emails just sent one with subject: CoffeeHouse-DogBarf Cafe

positive reflection is the key (harbl), Friday, 14 January 2011 20:03 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

got an e-mail today confirming my purchase of ski reservations.
wrote to the info address and said i had purchased no such tickets, received this response:

Hi Ian,

Carl Sagan has just bought these ski lessons with us. He told me his email address was actually drcarlsa✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧.

For some reason that has come to you even though I didn't put any full stops in the email address. I'm sorry for the confusion.

Kind regards,
Nicki

not everything is a campfire (ian), Monday, 31 January 2011 12:29 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

I've started getting a fucktonne of these, and i dont know if its one person who thinks trayce is thier email addy, or what.

from stillwa✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
to tra✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
date 7 March 2011 16:51
subject wayne seattle some info


just brain storming-

eorope map
http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&safe=off&biw=1529&bih=850&q=map+scotland&um=1&ie=UTF-8&hq=&hnear=Scotland,+United+Kingdom&gl=us&ei=jm10Ta6-B5T6swOty4zXCw&sa=X&oi=geocode_result&ct=image&resnum=1&ved=0CCAQ8gEwAA

full moon is may 17

Into amsterdam - out of amsterdam?

should be able to get a room at a reasonable price near red light about $120 per night that could add up unless we split it and get some helper financing
there are also some places outside of town that might be a better value they still have weed and women
but we must indulge in the mecca city

the giant place in germany is:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pascha_%28brothel%29
not sure it is worth the effort but if we are in germany......

I would love a few days in prague
maybe worth a few day train excursion detour

scotland may be too far off the trail
scotland is across the water and way north
I would love to visit distilleries in scotland but might be out of the way

2 or 3 weeks there in may we need to develop a schedule soon

belgium, germany and france are next door to each other
maybe holland, belgium and france?

work on the connections and financing

w

gnarly gnarlingtons in my life (Trayce), Monday, 7 March 2011 05:56 (eight years ago) link

I have a lot of stuff on womens' health because of that womens' psychology class I took. She could talk about womens' health and argue that both men and women should recieve an HPV vaccination. I dont know that might be silly, but it would be informative. I wrote an HPV paper that has some info in it. I also have one on magazine ads that show overly skinny women can cause women to have self esteem issues. hahah this e-mail sounds like I'm a crazy feminine. Anyway, I hope they help. I miss you and I will talk to you later.
Love you,
Charlie

caek, Wednesday, 16 March 2011 03:53 (eight years ago) link

.... last I heard you gals were in Morocco... SWEET !!!
Life is Good here .... currently I'm in the high desert of Southern California WOW .... We're blessed women.

Anyways....
My friend Shan and I have decided to travel to CUBA with the 2011 U.S. Women and Cuba Delegation.

So, I decided to send you both the formal packet - invitation.
Seeing that you all are international travelers,
(Nancy, you met Shan and we had lunch with her when you were in Seattle last summer).

MJ, you can bring your horn...

Nancy, you can revisit the island with some awesome women, have fun, be in the sun and warm weather!!! ~Dang.

.... WOW ... could you imagine.... CUBA !

Anyways, my friends....
continue to travel safely, drink more vino and living Life .....

xox
moon

caek, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 03:33 (eight years ago) link

Subject: my peeps xoxo

caek, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 03:33 (eight years ago) link

teh moon sent you a message!!! guess you are a pretty good astrophysicist

max, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 03:35 (eight years ago) link

if the moon is in the high desert then i guess that explains why it was so big last week. normally it is like 250,000 miles away!

caek, Tuesday, 22 March 2011 03:36 (eight years ago) link

I herewith announce the end of Astrophysics and Cosmology.



It will rest in peace.



See the essay, “The Ultimate Paradigm of Science (The Universe beyond the
Abstractionist Paradigm of Physics”, which is located at:
home.spin.net.au/paradigm/cosmo.pdf



Stephen M00n3y

caek, Tuesday, 29 March 2011 13:04 (eight years ago) link

I attended a public lecture at the University of Melbourne by Malcolm Longair of Cavendish Laboratory at Cambridge University. He was giving a presentation of the measurement of some of the constants of Physics. During the presentation, Malcolm stated that Physics encouraged people to question things. The last demonstration involved the gravitational constant using a torsion balance. At the end of the presentation I went up to Malcolm and said that I believed that the torsion balance measured nothing more than electrostatic attraction. With this, Malcolm went red in the face and threw his arms in the air saying that you can’t say that. The Physics establishment claims that the torsion balanced is neutralized so that electrostatic attraction is not involved. This is nonsense. Everything, without exception, absorbs and emits as a product of its very existence. If you did nothing to “charge” the bodies on a torsion balance they would attract through the absorption of emission.

kid 606: the nultness (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 29 March 2011 14:18 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

hi sean all good here eddy jean all lads gone clonae . mum good form my god can she shop i am wrecked. have you seen any action yet

portrait of velleity (woof), Thursday, 28 April 2011 19:48 (eight years ago) link

Hi ladies, I want to invite you to come join us this coming Saturday evening May 7th at 6pm for a pitch in honoring Mother's Day.

If you are a mother or you had a mother, you are welcome. Let's see, that would mean everybody!

If you are worshiping somewhere else,don't let that stop you. Praise the Lord that you are gathering with others in the family of God.

We would love to visit with you, so please try to come. Bring a friend, your girls, your mom or your neighbor lady, and, oh yes, a covered dish!

We'll have games,prizes, a devotional and you KNOW there will be good food! Hope to see you here!


God Bless! Calvary Ladies Group

caek, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:36 (eight years ago) link

Subject: boat

and then just these two pictures

http://i.min.us/kleYTK.jpg
http://i.min.us/kljxGq.jpg

caek, Friday, 6 May 2011 23:29 (eight years ago) link

hmmm

I seek for some kind of ‘spiritual brother’. I look him among professionals who are in
the habit to think about mankind and all times. Then we could fulfil some important job.
What is the job?
I try to conciliate religions. What is the more important job now? Let work together.
Some kind of ‘complete religion’ could be fit for this aim if it would be based on
well-founded logical thoughts. So, I created a dictionary of such short logical thoughts
(about 14 000) and translated them to English. Now I need cool English for them.
Take part to work with this peaceable idea. Write about your percentage for this job. As
for me I estimate your work as percentage of translator or some more. Then I’ll send an
instruction and example.  As for me, it’s very important point that you would have
inspiration immediately and answer me.
P.S. Who am I? I was a mathematician. Also I am etymologist. My manuscript ‘The first
words of ancient men (Indo-European)’ (by Russian) is at my site www   
kniga-record.narod.ru
Alex Shashcov.  My e-mail:   kniga-rec✧✧✧@m✧✧✧.r✧

caek, Monday, 9 May 2011 17:44 (eight years ago) link

Hitting lessons

I am a local resident in asheville and am interested in batting and fielding lessons for my son. Can you tell me more. Do you have a field you like to work at . When are you available? How much per hour?

portrait of velleity (woof), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 11:46 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hi,

We wish we could be there for your wedding, but that would be difficult.

I did see your note on facebook, but I only look there a few times a week, so I may not be up to date on some things.

Are you staying at your place? And by the way, can I have your address?

The fact that I know where you live, does not help when I cannot go there!

We have been busy, trying to find and activate people. There are about 300 family units that no one knows; we are working with about 80 of those. Some, we have tried, but have not yet made contact, and others are coming back to church after many years on not attending. We hope to start sending emails to all about things we have been able to do.

Love,

Dad and Pat

caek, Thursday, 2 June 2011 15:50 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Hello Sean



This is my first EMail and I hope it arrives safely.

you don't exist in the database (woof), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 10:16 (eight years ago) link

:-(

caek, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 11:44 (eight years ago) link

Top marks if that's spam

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 11:45 (eight years ago) link

I am out golfing the other day and they come give me a box of balls. Thanks
and did you know I loose a lot of them? Mikeeeee

caek, Thursday, 14 July 2011 20:58 (eight years ago) link

Thank you for registering with InvestSMART.

Your login details are as follows:
Login Name Trayce@SOME OTHER DOMAIN ALTOGETHER NOT MINE
Password jjarmmcfj (please note : passwords are case-sensitive)

[sensitive financial blurb and document attached]

Holy flerking schnit. This is pretty bad. Some silly person has set up a banking/financial login with their email address, cc'ed to mine (?) and it sends a password in clear text!?

After carefully checking it wasnt just phishing I reply-all'ed with CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD IMMEDIATELY THIS IS NOT YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS.

Geesh people.

Bloompsday (Trayce), Friday, 15 July 2011 00:20 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

Subject: 12 weeks
Message:

http://i.min.us/ic3URZ45L.JPG

caek, Friday, 19 August 2011 09:32 (eight years ago) link

Someone seems to think my Gmail address is theirs and sent about 10 appointment invitations e.g. job interviews to my calendar. Wonder if he'd notice and feel suitably embarrassed if I accept and my name appears in the other two calendars he's copied in as an attendee. Probably not if he hasn't noticed the address is wrong by now.

(we both have an unusual surname so I should probably just send a polite email in case he is related, ho hum)

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:47 (eight years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Think I can make a hat and beard like this? I'd rather just go buy a blue dress somewhere that I'll actually wear again rather than buying this whole costume.

http://i.minus.com/ibnNQD17ayET18.jpg

caek, Thursday, 29 September 2011 22:37 (eight years ago) link

	Subject: 	Emailing: gnome.jpg

caek, Thursday, 29 September 2011 22:38 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Subject: fat turds

Hey bro just wanted to send you an email on my Siri assistant to let you know that you really rock hard man.

caek, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 19:09 (eight years ago) link

Subject: HI

Hi (name),
It was such a delight to talk with you today and making this monumental connection together! I will look forward to more conversations in the future and meeting you at the right time.

The only (name) I found on Facebook was certainly not you. Did I get it your user name right ?

I hope you have a wonderful week!

Smiles,
Suzie

caek, Wednesday, 19 October 2011 19:10 (eight years ago) link

Awww... monumental connection

Y Kant Lou Reed (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 19:12 (eight years ago) link

INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF)
DEPT: WORLD DEBT RECONCILIATION AGENCIES.
ADVISE: YOUR OUTSTANDING PAYMENT NOTIFICATION

ATTN:Beneficiary,

Your Long overdue Payment.

I saw your email ( in the Central Computer among the list of unpaid contractors,inheritance next of kin and lotto beneficiaries that was originated from Africa,Europe, Asia Plus Middle east, Americans ) among the list of individuals and companies that your unpaid fund has been located to the FEDERAL RESERVE BANK OF NEW YORK, USA.
Your email appeared among the beneficiaries, who will receive a part-payment of your contractual sum and has been approved already for months. You are requested to get back to me for more direction and instruction on how to receive your fund. However, we received an email from one Mr. Virgle Lee Samples who told us that he is your next of kin and that you died in a car accident last week. He has also submitted his account for us to transfer the fund to him including his International passport, we want to hear from you before we can make the transfer to confirm if you are dead or not. Please in confirmation that you are still alive, you are advised to reconfirm the below listed information to enable us facilitate an immediate payment for you.
1 Your full names
2 Your present contact address.
3 Your telephone & Fax numbers.
4 Your Occupations/age/sex.
5 Your Private Email Address.
6 Home Equity (Yes or No)

Once again, I apologize to you on behalf Of IMF (International Monetary Fund) for failure to pay your funds in time, which according to records in the system had been long overdue.
Thanks,
Mr.Rodrigo De Rato

has anybody seen my jeffrey tambourine? (remy bean), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 21:45 (eight years ago) link

I've recently gotten a lot of google calendar appts as well, which disturbs me, is it a new form of spamming, rather than genuine mistypes? I thought my calendar was hidden, but maybe not.

Also still get the occasional photo sent without comment.

Occupy Kelly St (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 October 2011 22:47 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Dear purchasing manager,

Glad to hear that you're on the market for toilet seat moulds and sanitary ware products.

This is David from Xiamen Qiqiangsheng Moulds Co., Ltd. in China. We are an ISO 9001 certified molding & injection factory, specialized in manufacturing Sanitary ware Moulds & Toilet seat cover mould , compression moulds and injection sanitary products, with the customers of KOHLER, TOTO, Roca, etc., and hope to cooperate with you!

Looking forward to hearing from you.

Thanks & best regards,

David Liao
Xiamen Qiqiangsheng Moulds Co., Ltd.

cee lo matches the table cloth (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 10 November 2011 18:03 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

Dear Mr. ...,

I would like to meet with you to discuss my son .... As you know, ... is failing all of his classes, and I am very concerned about him. I think we have really tried to encourage him along the way, however, there has been little effort on his behalf to work hard to pass his classes. I do believe that .. has it in him to do the work and I would like to meet with you, and his teachers to discuss ways we could all reach out to him in a positive way so that we could let him know that we want to see him succeed.
I have cc ...'s dad and I think his participation in this would greatly help. I have seen ... do better when Mr. ... is active in his daily school life. So with that said please include him in the email's, calls and written correspondence from the school regarding ... His email address is in this correspondence. I look forward to hearing from you on a date and time for us all to meet. I am available Mon-Friday, I would prefer the afternoon hours but I am available in the morning at 8am. I am not available on Thursday afternoons. The schools are closed Feb. 20, if that is a working day for the staff, that might be a great opportunity.


Sincerely,

caek, Tuesday, 24 January 2012 14:31 (seven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Hi ****

I’ve taken over from ***** ****** on Dragons’ Den. I’ve been talking to **** * about me taking over payment for everyone, rather than you all going through **** as previously.
Hopefully this is ok with you.
I can’t find you on the system but that doesn’t mean you aren’t on there! Could you let me know if you have a vendor number?
Can you also let me know your rate for 10 hours, and your overtime rate? There will be days when we will work over the 10 hours and I hope to be able to let you know these in advance.
We can’t pay any travel days I’m afraid as the budget just isn’t there. I’m not sure how you’ll be getting here but we can book you a train ticket (standard return) or pay mileage at 0.25p per mile and your overnights at the Holiday Inn which is next door to the studios.
Details to follow.

When you have a moment please can you let me know your vendor details (if you have one) and how you are going to get here and your rates please.

Many thanks and please give me a call if you have any questions,

*******

woof, Thursday, 23 February 2012 10:09 (seven years ago) link

Dear Fellow Members,

****** ***** from Liverpool has asked me to pass on the following ........... if you do "smash & stab" or any impalement effects then this may be for you ............... go to his website and have a look at what can happen if you get it wrong, and what to do about it!

Kind regards,

***

-----Original Message-----
magicians safety

Message:
Its ******* ***** secretary of the ********* Magic Circle i have developed a trick called the Safety Net ... it stops magicians getting hurt if they get the Smash & Stab or Spike trick wrong or any impailed trick for that matter ... i would appreciate it if you could pass this link on to your members.

Many thanks .... ******

The Winged Devil Ape (Fizzles), Thursday, 23 February 2012 10:38 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

Beste,

U staat op de reservatielijst van onthaalouder Virginie Sicz voor uw kindje vanaf april 2012 voor 4dagen.
Wij hebben de bezetting van Virginie nogmaal bekenen en zou het mogelijk zijn dat de opvang start eind april ipv 16/4/12 aangezien er een kindje weggaat eind april en zij anders in overbezetting zou gaan?
Zou uw kindje volledige dagen komen in de opvang? Zoekt u nog opvang voor woensdag?

Met vriendelijke groeten

Melissa Vanhaelen
Verantwoordelijke Kinderopvang

Hoogveld 1 (zaal Hilaria) 1501 Buizingen
070/24 60 41

I get a lot of emails from Belgium addressed to this woman who has a very long last name that contains my last name and first initial. <shrug>

on the road to the twilight zone (doo dah), Monday, 21 May 2012 15:29 (seven years ago) link

Just posting this here so I have a trail to follow to find this thread. Irrational hatred of people who have the same name as you

pplains, Monday, 21 May 2012 15:33 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Hi Matt
sorry for delay in replying, been away on holiday just got back,
are you still interested in soul band, we are having extreme difficulties with our singer and need a replacement urgently, we have 30+ gigs lined up and need someone who can learn our set list and dive straight in to gigging,
if you are still interested let me have you telephone number or call me on 0.... asap and we can have a chat
cheers Garf

caek, Friday, 20 July 2012 12:40 (seven years ago) link

I just heard someone randomly singing that neyo & pitbull song and it made me think of you all. I hope you guys are having a wonderful adventure-filled summer!!

Jeff, Sunday, 22 July 2012 17:28 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

BAKER, 1LT TREVARES

Dear 1LT TREVARES BAKER,

Thank you for your interest in SAND DOLLAR INN.

We are pleased to confirm your reservation with the following details:

Conf No. :
Arrival :08/05/2012
Departure :08/06/2012
No. of Adults :1
No. of Children :0
Rate :$39.00

pplains, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:42 (seven years ago) link

sup trevares

your native bacon (mh), Monday, 6 August 2012 15:45 (seven years ago) link

That's 1st Lt. to you.

pplains, Monday, 6 August 2012 15:46 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

today's catch: domino's pizza employee handbook + dispute resolution/injury benefit guide

40oz of tears (Jordan), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 14:27 (seven years ago) link

last week I got a number of pictures of some woman who looked like she was taking self-pics for a dating site

about 10 sign-up/reminder emails from gaming websites for an account that has "cheeseman" in the username

oil change coupons for some auto shop in quebec

your native bacon (mh), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 14:43 (seven years ago) link

Do not accept $50 or $100 bills; unless the change from the order is less than $20. If this is not the case, you can accept a check or approved credit card. The customer will have to contact the store for verification on these options. IF NEITHER OPTION IS VIABLE, LEAVE THE PIZZA WITH THE CUSTOMER. USE THE BOXTOP OR TICKET ON THE BOX TO CREATE AN I.O.U., INDICATING THE AMOUNT OWED. ASK THE CUSTOMER TO CALL THE STORE WHEN THEY GET CHANGE FOR THE $50 OR $100 BILL. WE WILL GO BACK TO COLLECT PAYMENT OR THE CUSTOMER CAN BRING THE MONEY TO OUR
LOCATION.

...

• Do not enter any other pizza establishment in [Domino's] Gear, unless you are making a delivery,

40oz of tears (Jordan), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 15:34 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/MVMqJ.png

pplains, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 15:41 (seven years ago) link

Too bad Domino's pizza is so disgusting because I think I could manage to get at least six free pizzas using that method before they caught on to me.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 15:45 (seven years ago) link

my thoughts exactly

40oz of tears (Jordan), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 15:47 (seven years ago) link

post it jordan!!

max, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 15:50 (seven years ago) link

yes

young money color me badd (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 15:51 (seven years ago) link

what, the whole thing? those are pretty much the highlights. email me and i'll forward it though.

40oz of tears (Jordan), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 16:09 (seven years ago) link

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
If you could pick any girl to shift in kk who would it be and why

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

woof, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:46 (seven years ago) link

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
You're a prick.

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

woof, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:46 (seven years ago) link

Someone asked you a question on Ask.fm
You just are. I've always thoought you were and now I think you are even more.

Follow the link to answer the question: http://ask.fm/xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

woof, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:53 (seven years ago) link

i just got a misdirected text

Ayeyeeee!! :D this melody.
(:

horribl ecreature (harbl), Sunday, 16 September 2012 01:26 (seven years ago) link

received today for alternate t*m w*sts:

--form email regarding 'under armour' athletic protection
--request to sign a petition to be delivered to Kris Kobach, Kansas Secretary of State

Stop embarrassing our state and dismiss the challenge that Barack Obama is not a United States citizen. Support his right to be on the November ballot for the office of President of the United States.

thomp, Monday, 17 September 2012 18:44 (seven years ago) link

Some lady called Sherri Rothenburg keeps inviting me to shit:

SHERI ROTENBERG AND ELAINE WOLF invites you to
What: A JEWELRY TRUNK SHOW
Where: BLOOMFIELD HILLS
When: 09.19.12 @ 3pm

AN ADDED BONUS....MARCIA FENTONS SKIN HANDBAGS WILL BE AVAILABLE

Um... I dont think i want handbags made from Marcia Fenton's skin, thanks all the same lady.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 01:15 (seven years ago) link

I also got sent a recipe for a beet salad and keep being sent Google calendar invites for various jewish and xian church functions.

frances boredom coconut (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 September 2012 01:17 (seven years ago) link

Marcia Fentons skin handbags... what kind of monsters are these?

carl agatha, Tuesday, 18 September 2012 04:30 (seven years ago) link


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Has this dude not figured out yet that he never gets any mail at his gmail account or that his login doesn't work? I am constantly getting these "Congratulations! Here is your registration code!" things.

Also, what kind of presents do you buy someone for Tony Robbins Day?

pplains, Thursday, 20 September 2012 04:39 (seven years ago) link

teeth

This cad needs a cordial introduction to Eugene of Oxbow. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 20 September 2012 15:33 (seven years ago) link

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During our monthly customer records update we noticed that you may have missed some of the recommended maintenance specific to your vehicle. Our experience has shown that routine maintenance can help prevent future costly repairs.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:31 (seven years ago) link

Ha, is s@brin@ your middle name?

pplains, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:33 (seven years ago) link

not even, this is for a car place in Ohio

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:43 (seven years ago) link

(afaik I've never been to ohio, maybe I blacked out and married a S4brina there)

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:44 (seven years ago) link

The landlord in Oakland has been commiserating about some lousy tenants. They feel bad about putting a lien on this couple's rental because the guy's fought in Iraq and is supposedly waiting for another big payment from Uncle Sam. Meanwhile, the other leasors bring up the point that the vet has a new boat and a brand new truck in his driveway. So much hand-wringing.

pplains, Tuesday, 25 September 2012 15:45 (seven years ago) link

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ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:42 (seven years ago) link

note: whoever cheeseman is, he has signed up for a lot of game sites with the wrong email

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Thursday, 27 September 2012 19:42 (seven years ago) link

cheeseman12 you rascal

EVERYONE COOKING SCMABLED EGGS,CHEESE WITH TOASTER!! (forksclovetofu), Friday, 28 September 2012 14:48 (seven years ago) link

This might be the first time you’ll get excited about your car getting a ticket. Because right now, we’ll give you a free movie ticket when you bring your 2008 KIA Rio in for an oil change.

Just print out the enclosed coupon and bring it in before December 31, 2012 to see a movie on us.

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:28 (seven years ago) link

woke up to a whole load of these this morning between people who share the Fizzles family name:

hey my dears,

so I am run over by a big train - well that's what it feels like at least. Man those first two days were tiring! Sign this here, do this, do that,... and I am just standing there not knowing the administratives etc. at all.
Man I feel like a total looser but everyone is really nice and I think I will adapt at some point.

Hope you guys are doing well.

I love you,

K

What part of “Sack up” did you not understand?

Jeez.

You’ll be fine.

You will be absolutely FINE...better than fine!!! I have every faith in you...just don't kill anybody :-)) (Just trying to get a laugh out of you!)

Fizzles, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:49 (seven years ago) link

i feel bad about posting those now. they seem like a nice bunch. it was just strange waking up glimpsing an entire community of alternate universe doppelgangers (one of them shared my mum's name as well).

Fizzles, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 18:53 (seven years ago) link

Each one of these dudes has the same government first and last name:

http://i612.photobucket.com/albums/tt203/pplains/bakers.jpg

Makes me feel not-so-unique.

pplains, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:24 (seven years ago) link

Wait, I think #5 and #6 are the same.

pplains, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:25 (seven years ago) link

People with yr name like beards.

emil.y, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:28 (seven years ago) link

seriously, what the hell.

pplains, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 19:29 (seven years ago) link

which one of you dicks signed me up for Americans For Prosperity

Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 19:53 (seven years ago) link

apparently i have a son under 13 who has registered for an nfl fantasy league

caek, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:00 (seven years ago) link

congratulations

Technology of the Big Muff (DJP), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:02 (seven years ago) link

Jason wants to add me on MSN messenger`

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 9 October 2012 20:09 (seven years ago) link

Just wanted to let you know I'm feeling under the weather and won't be in class tonight.

-Brian

pplains, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:41 (seven years ago) link

Hope you feel better, Brian. You might want to tell your instructor though.

pplains, Tuesday, 9 October 2012 23:42 (seven years ago) link

I keep getting order confirmations from a bottled water company and the name on the account is (not this but close) Joyce Bermstrong which, aside from the initials, is not even close to my name/email address. Does Joyce have no concept of how to spell her last name? Was she just like "They want an email, I'll just put in jbirdch✧✧✧@whate✧✧✧.c✧✧, yeah that's good"? idgi

carl agatha, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:16 (seven years ago) link

Ha it redacted my awesome phonetically similar email address - jbirdchest.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 10 October 2012 00:17 (seven years ago) link

Hi Mike,

I am reaching out to see if you can put a great word in for me with J4son Sp4cek? I was told he is doing the purchasing for signage like the samples below we have done. Any help would be appreciated.

Thank you Mike

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:29 (seven years ago) link

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乒乓, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:34 (seven years ago) link

How weird is that there's another guy out there named 乒乓?

pplains, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 14:40 (seven years ago) link

it looks like eyes

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:43 (seven years ago) link

I have been getting misdirected text messages lately.
"hey this tryna. I was just letting u know we are at the game room already"
Want to believe the name is pronounced try-na

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 16 October 2012 20:52 (seven years ago) link

From: Mr. Lube

Dear MH,

The spookiest night of the year is almost here! But before you carve pumpkins and sort out costumes, be sure to stop by Mr. Lube for a free, reflective Halloween bag*. It’s got plenty of room for candy and will help keep your little ones safe when they head out trick or treating.

Have a safe and happy Halloween!

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ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:53 (seven years ago) link

mr lube's reflective halloween bag

ɥɯ ︵ (°□°) (mh), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:53 (seven years ago) link

Got an e-mail from The Sartorialist's PA today telling me he was going to Korea and asking if i could rearrange his signing for another time.

Go Narine, Go! (ShariVari), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 17:57 (seven years ago) link

lube it up

let's have sex and then throw pottery (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 19:40 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Fellow Catholic,

Tomorrow it will be just you and your conscience in the voting booth.

We live in a country that invests so much responsibility in the individual. And we used to live in a country that had so much respect for the rights of the individual.

But those rights, especially the rights of conscience are under attack. Employers are now told to check their religious beliefs at the door of their offices, the government wants to tell churches who they can hire and fire, charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity.

No one should be forced to choose between their livelihood or their conscience. No one should get between you and YOUR conscience.

When you vote tomorrow, vote your conscience.

d-_-b (mh), Monday, 5 November 2012 22:22 (seven years ago) link

The Habit of Being: Letters of Flannery O'Connor

Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 November 2012 22:49 (seven years ago) link

charities are forced to choose between crippling fines or serving the poor with integrity

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 November 2012 23:34 (seven years ago) link

Being Catholic, they seek redemption by suffering through the crippling fines. You can't offer a choice like that to Catholics. It's not fair!

Eccsame the Photon Guys (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 5 November 2012 23:44 (seven years ago) link

lol

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 5 November 2012 23:45 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

Just testing, I would like a UofM football jersey for when they hold “where your favorite team jersey to work days”, I prefer the white background with Blue and Yellow letters to the Blue Background with Maze letters. Size XL. They make three different prices, the official jersey is over $150 and I don’t need one of those, then they have a more expensive replica for around $70-80 and a less expensive replica for around $50. I like the one in the middle, the more expensive replica. I know I’m asking a Pitt chick for a Wolverine Jersey, but I am a UofM alumni, so I think it’s OK. You could/should do this together with a sister if you do this. Obviously one of your sisters has easy access to shop for one of these.

Also, on my list, iTunes gift cards (make sure Mom get’s me one).

I also always like ¼ zip cotton sweaters or ¼ zip fleece (if you get fleece, I really like the Eddie Bauer First Ascent ¼ zip fleece). Size XL.

mophie juice pack powerstation® duo –go to www.mophie.com, this is a rechargeable portable battery that can be used to recharge an iPad or iPhone when you don’t have access to a power outlet. It’s about $100.00. The only easy way to get one of these is online, the apple store carries some models, but usually they have the phone case/battery packs which I don’ t because they make the phone too big.

I could use another fleece shirt, or extra thick flannel shirt, in XL, I wear these like a jacket over other stuff

You can share this with your sisters and mom.

By the way, I already ordered a case for my iPhone 5 for Mom to give me, so I don’t need phone case.

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caek, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 18:43 (seven years ago) link

lol

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Wednesday, 5 December 2012 19:41 (seven years ago) link

NEWCHAA Basketball
Inbox
x
10:36 AM (8 minutes ago)

to me
Coach Drake,

I am sorry to tell you that I will not be able to play tonights game against Appleton. My ankle is completely swollen from yesterdays practice. I will try to be there to route for the girls and you guys. God Bless and go Eagles!!!

Daniel

D-40, Friday, 7 December 2012 15:46 (seven years ago) link

lol

wow, getting an email from argos seems bizarrely anachronistic to me. i have been exiled from the homeland too long.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 15:17 (seven years ago) link

some poor max in england wont know that his skylanders giants single giant figure - hothead is awaiting for him in weymouth

max, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:07 (seven years ago) link

maybe someone bought if for you as a gift?

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 12 December 2012 16:59 (seven years ago) link

i just called one of these dudes on the phone. he was cool.

caek, Thursday, 20 December 2012 14:50 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

auto quotes from multiple insurers just arrived in my email

no idea who Antw4n is, but he has a 1991 Pontiac Bonneville and is getting quoted between $900 and $2k for six months of auto insurance. sheesh.

mh, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:12 (six years ago) link

Sweet car.

carl agatha, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:19 (six years ago) link

I know, right? I would think they'd be cutting him a better rate than that. I think he's somewhere near NYC, though.

mh, Thursday, 10 January 2013 15:19 (six years ago) link

Latest batch for me is some random baptist church in the US. And a lady who says shes just finished preparing my horoscope but that could just be a spam gmail didnt catch (its got a bit crap at filtering spam of late)

Una Stubbs' Tears (Trayce), Friday, 11 January 2013 01:48 (six years ago) link

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乒乓, Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:16 (six years ago) link

6) How do we (The Association) protect ourselves in the future, if the family inherits a home from a deceased homeowner, and refuses to pay the “maintenance fees”? (According to the Restrictive Covenant’s after the appropriate notices, a lien can still be filed against the property and if not paid in due time, the property then can be auctioned at the court house.) Is this correct? Note: There are currently 3 or 4 houses setting vacated that could fall into the above situation!

(emphasis from original email.)

pplains, Sunday, 13 January 2013 02:37 (six years ago) link

Janet,

I want to thank you for talking with me and reviewing the attached information The attachment I have included should give you a better understanding of the Jaycee's and some insight to the children we will be sponsoring again this year. Thank you again for reviewing this and any aid deemed worthy!! I will follow up with you early next week and again I want to thank you for looking this over.

God Bless & Happy New Year
Kim

bertrim hapaz (anky), Tuesday, 22 January 2013 23:14 (six years ago) link

to be fair, i kinda know this guy and i'm just on his listserv but wow

Im taking a poll:

A few people have said that they are reminded of me when they see the actor who portrays the CIA guy who tortures the Al Quaeda guy in the film ZERO DARK THIRTY

Does anyone else think that?

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 January 2013 04:07 (six years ago) link

cool poll. get this guy on ilm.

Garth Brooks In ... The Life of (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 January 2013 04:30 (six years ago) link

that was the entirety of the email!

an old penis drawing is now "new and notable" (forksclovetofu), Friday, 25 January 2013 05:13 (six years ago) link

I'm just wondering what he plans to do with this data

Garth Brooks In ... The Life of (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 25 January 2013 05:15 (six years ago) link

On 2 February 2013 07:04, Ashleigh Hughes <ash_leigh_b✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧> wrote:

Hahahaha. Sweetheart I couldn't understand a word of that jealous rant you just sent me. I am gussing from the level of your spelling you are in school, and seeing as it is not a school night you are up late trolling.

Trolling the for sale pet4homes pages. Sweetheart, seriously its Friday night. Get a life hun. Just because you cannot afford something doesn't mean its trashy.

Enjoy the rest of your lonely Firday night! And thanks for increasing the stats on my add by viewing it ;)

--- On Fri, 1/2/13, Pets4Homes Support <supp✧✧✧@pets4ho✧✧✧.c✧.u✧> wrote:

From: Pets4Homes Support <supp✧✧✧@pets4ho✧✧✧.c✧.u✧>
Subject: Pets4Homes response to your classifieds
To: ash_leigh_b✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧
Date: Friday, 1 February, 2013, 19:50

**************************************************************************
* Pets4Homes Warning : Please be wary of scammers contacting you regarding your wanted adverts and offering to deliver a pet to you.
* Please remember, NEVER send or receive money online, only buy or sell a pet after visiting the seller or after the seller has visited you at home, to make sure they are genuine.
* If you think a scammer has emailed you, please foward us their IP address below.
*************************************************************************

Hi Ashleigh,

You have had the following response to your advert on Pets4Homes. Please make sure you reply to the email address below.

Advert Title : The BEST male Akita out there

Advert Link : http://www.pets4homes.co.uk/classifieds/220095-the-best-male-akita-out-there-carterton.html

Name : trayce bewick
Email Address : tra✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
Telephone Number :
Message :
Your akita is not a rare colour nor is he anything special in fact he looks crossed he is a mess and saying he's a stud dog pmsl what will it produce RATS hahaha sort ya add out cos u will need to pay ppl to take that skanky looking mongrel ya mug he's the worst akita out there FACT

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Manti and the Catfish (Trayce), Monday, 4 February 2013 00:26 (six years ago) link

Prob the most hilare misdirected mail Ive ever got, I think!

Manti and the Catfish (Trayce), Monday, 4 February 2013 00:27 (six years ago) link

That's pretty fantastic.

carl agatha, Monday, 4 February 2013 01:04 (six years ago) link

YOUR DOG.

NO U.

Manti and the Catfish (Trayce), Monday, 4 February 2013 01:13 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

This is a new one:

I am abandoning YAHOO Mail and my old email address “ j•✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧”

My new Contact is:

•••••✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

Feel free to forward anything police related or humorous to me.

Thanks,

J__________ J___________

Pleasant Plains Police
Ashland Police
Cell 217-•••-••••

pplains, Sunday, 3 March 2013 00:05 (six years ago) link

lawl

nakhchivan, Sunday, 3 March 2013 00:32 (six years ago) link

Dear Fizzles and G_____

Congratulations on your engagement and upcoming wedding!

It's been so long since I've seen you and I really wish we could make it back for your wedding, but because of the way the school holidays work we won't be back until July this year.

I really hope you have a great day and and wish you all the happiness in the world. I hope we can catch up sometime though and now I have your emails I will let you know when we are around to see if we can meet up later in the summer.

You are always welcome to stay with us in India though.

BRING IT ON. Tho it popped up on my phone while I was in a meeting and the opening line gave me a helluva shock.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 19:22 (six years ago) link

Was it addressed to Fizzles or your IRL name?

pplains, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 19:48 (six years ago) link

no my irl name.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 5 March 2013 21:49 (six years ago) link

Hello friends,
I am happy to report I have my ticket to return April 6 and look forward to being back and engaging with all of you. Inge does not know the date I am leaving (doctors suggestion) so don't mention it if you mail. Helle and I are finally on the same page and working with the commune powers that be for assisted living...not a slam dunk! We are still having good time together.
lovenancy

caek, Friday, 8 March 2013 12:48 (six years ago) link

intriguing

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 8 March 2013 13:07 (six years ago) link

Ok, this is getting a little stupid:

The same people who think I'm connected with the Pleasant Plains police are forwarding me tips they're receiving.

The latest is that there's a guy with a history of seizures driving to a nearby school, picking up a high school junior and driving back home.

The concerned citizen is obviously very worried that the guy's going to have a seizure behind the wheel and then what?

I've got names, addresses, phone numbers, who they're dating, plate numbers, etc. on this email. Very secure community police force, as you can tell.

Here's the guy making the complaint, from Facebook:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash4/392929_100470703405557_8534652_n.jpg

and here's the teen who's getting a ride from the guy with seizures:

http://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-snc6/284364_3571140290777_49261302_n.jpg

Thinking I'm on the teen's side for this one. He kinda looks like cruits

pplains, Monday, 18 March 2013 02:28 (six years ago) link

I got a handful of emails for some Masonic lodge stuff again

All of the references to other members are like "W Bro Plains"

I had to google what "W Bro" means

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 March 2013 02:30 (six years ago) link

For a second, I thought they were really referencing a guy named Plains and was going holy shit

pplains, Monday, 18 March 2013 02:35 (six years ago) link

I kind of thought that after I posted, then thought... nah, no need to explain

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 March 2013 02:47 (six years ago) link

Brothers:
Some publishers have been searching for deaf in various ways.
They have found some leads in your state.
Please pass this information to your Service Overseer.
(Or in the case of a group to the brother leading territory organization.)
Brothers should check which leads are in your territory.
Perhaps the lead is new and can be developed.
Sometimes we already have the lead but can glean more information which will help us contact and preach.

☠ ☃ ☠ (mh), Monday, 18 March 2013 21:18 (six years ago) link

Hi Nancy.
I have an addition for the sacrament mtg. program that I hope is not too late to add:
GIRLS CAMP KICK-OFF for all young women and their moms is April 10 @ 7:00 p.m.
There will be entertainment, information and light refreshments. Camp fees will be collected that night.
CAMP CERTIFICATION night for all YW April 17 at the stake center 7pm. Bring your camp manual.
PRE CAMP CRAFT NIGHT May 1st during YW
GIRLS CAMP @ WALLSBURG June 11-14
June 10 - 14 (4th Year Girls)
Thanks! Michelle

Look, Brian, about the afro wig... (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 30 March 2013 03:05 (six years ago) link

Nice misdirected email, Nancy.

pplains, Saturday, 30 March 2013 03:59 (six years ago) link

Hi Anky
Ek het die nodige bespreekings dokumente vir jou aangeheg.
Die bespreeking is geldig tot Woensdag 3 April 2013 om 14:00.
Groete
Eunee dos Santos
Crocuta Reservations
www.crocutagamelodge.com
booki✧✧✧@crocutagamelo✧✧✧.c✧✧
082 899 1596

run (anky), Monday, 1 April 2013 19:31 (six years ago) link

Graduates of St Engelbert class of 1957

We are meeting for lunch at PIetro's restaurant on Saturday, April 20th at 11:30 the restaurant
Is located at 3801 Watson road (314) 545 9263. Please call me (314) 631 9158 or e-mail
me be April 13th if you can attend so I can make a reservation.

Looking forward to seeing you
Janet Buss Sullivan

Sent from my iPad

pplains, Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:55 (six years ago) link

Feel free to forward anything police related or humorous to me.

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 01:59 (six years ago) link

a person asking for comedy email forwards

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:00 (six years ago) link

100% Baby!! Woohoo!! Go Team!!

I didn't know if he sent the paper to everyone… so see professors comments below…

Excellent analysis and summation MBA Allstars! Michael was definitely unprepared for the
cultural differences, was impatient and rude with no cultural sensitivity. Basically,6
months of relationship building was quickly destroyed. The cultural context of the negotiation significantly influences the
amount and type of preparation for bargaining, the emphasis on task versus
interpersonal relationships, the tactics used, etc. Americans are known around
the world for their impatience and their desire to be liked. Astute negotiators
often turn these characteristics to their advantage. Americans try to persuade
by relying on facts and appealing to logic. They make small concessions early
in the negotiation to establish a relationship, and usually reciprocate
opponent’s concessions. Americans treat deadlines as very important. One study
looked at verbal and nonverbal negotiation tactics exhibited by Americans and
Japanese. Japanese on average said “No” five times for the nine times Americans
did. The Japanese displayed more than five periods of silence lasting longer
than ten seconds during the 30-minute sessions.
Americans averaged 3.5 such periods. The Japanese and Americans interrupted
their opponent about the same number of times. Finally, the Japanese and the
Americans had no physical contact with their opponents during negotiations
except for handshaking. 100%

-Courtney
484.222.9191 cell

eaumaille, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:02 (six years ago) link

feel like responding, "Michael had it coming."

eaumaille, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:05 (six years ago) link

ha do

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:07 (six years ago) link

I had some law related ones but I lack your email address

I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:13 (six years ago) link

misdirected eaumaille

buzza, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:29 (six years ago) link

it...was? (or do i seem like an mba student somehow)

eaumaille, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:30 (six years ago) link

I just did the most minor of google-sleuthing and found myself reading Courtney's Twitter and Facebook pages and then felt like a real creep :/

Room 227 (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:35 (six years ago) link

i made it to her linkedin. (guess i should have omitted the name here?)

"I have a diverse and adventerous professional background ranging from Public Relations to Real Estate to Theatre and Dance. This professional journey has led me to understand my strengths and passions in a unique way. I am most effective in roles where my creativity and natural curiousity can be maximized through efficient processes and detailed goal setting."

sorry, courtney.

eaumaille, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:37 (six years ago) link

well, that is no longer a googlewhack

I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:40 (six years ago) link

arghh. bad message board etiquette. i have some abstract guilt about it...

eaumaille, Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:44 (six years ago) link

it's cool, don't fuss

I, rrational (mh), Thursday, 4 April 2013 02:45 (six years ago) link

Every spring since at least 2009:

Your TurboTax Order Confirmation

Dear JENNIFER C@RN35,

Thank you for choosing TurboTax as your tax preparation solution. We appreciate your business! A summary of your charges is listed below.

And every year I let TurboTax know that I am not Jennifer Carneasada, but nobody cares.

Je55e, Friday, 5 April 2013 23:28 (six years ago) link

Hi Parents,
This is a test run to see if you are getting this message.

It is a reminder of Wed. April 10 @ 6:00 in the high school library parent meeting.

It has been great getting to know all the new players and seeing the returning athletes.

Our match for April 11 with Charleviox has been cancelled due to the winter weather. That is the nature of spring sports in northern Michigan.

Hope to see you tomorrow.
Coach Julie

caek, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:15 (six years ago) link

I sit by the emailbox each day, hoping that ex-cop sends me another note:

I seem to have misplaced my new leather D-ring radio holder somewhere here or at Ashland.  If anyone locates it, please put it in my mailbox. 

Thanks,

pplains, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 02:33 (six years ago) link

Someone signed up to Pandora with my email y'day. Sadly it didnt send me any login details.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 03:21 (six years ago) link

That is the nature of spring sports in northern Michigan. Should come with a trigger warning.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uwIGZLjugKA

Je55e, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:30 (six years ago) link

Arrrrggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I hate that song so much

carl agatha, Wednesday, 10 April 2013 18:40 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Team,

This poster was presented at the recent SAWC conference in Denver. It is a bit complicated, but to summarize it, it proves Keratinocyte migration along the Microcurrents that Procellera generates. It is superior to all other dressings and the buzz it generated was very loud.

As we gear up for market domination, I encourage everyone to share one or two success stories with the team. I have many, but one of the most amazing is an obese patient that had an open diabetic ulcer on her ankle. She had multiple comorbidities and the surgeon thought that the next option was amputation. He tried Procellera on the wound and within four weeks it had closed and it has remained closed for two months. This surgeon now uses it for every post-op knee, hip and shoulder. It is truly an amazing product.

I am also going to forward on testimonial from a clinic in Arizona.

Jeff

cwkiii, Thursday, 9 May 2013 03:10 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Hi John,

We've been getting a lot of spam lately and would appreciate it if you could filter the following words from [[localnewssource]].com:

Levitra, Erectile, Viagra, Cialis, impotence, penis, penile

Please confirm.

Thanks,
A*****

i didn't even give much of a fuck that you were mod (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 19:02 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

today in misdirected emails (in addition to everyone using my email address as a 'fake' verification address or whatever): somebody's dick.

precious bonsai children of new york (Jordan), Monday, 1 July 2013 20:21 (six years ago) link

Lucky you.

carl agatha, Monday, 1 July 2013 20:39 (six years ago) link

Aunt Margaret has moved up?/out of our group. Now we have Uncle Bob.

Not much will likely change however Bob I believe has a stronger technical background which should be good.

Are you staying dry? Be careful with the fireworks.

Michael

woof, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 14:52 (six years ago) link

Today someone sent me four iphone walkthrough videos of an awful-looking house somewhere in the us. Apparently he thought he was sending them to his wife?

caek, Tuesday, 2 July 2013 23:16 (six years ago) link

From: Gumtree Australia <nore✧✧✧@gumt✧✧✧.c✧✧.a✧>
Subject: Copy of your reply to ad "river boat gambler pinball machine"

caek, Monday, 8 July 2013 04:56 (six years ago) link

apparently my enquiry was:

Message:
Just wondering if u still have pinball machine

caek, Monday, 8 July 2013 04:56 (six years ago) link

he still has the pinball machine

caek, Monday, 8 July 2013 15:34 (six years ago) link

	Subject: 	HAY THIS YOUR GRANDAUTER ARIEL CXXXXX!!!!!!I MISS YOU AND I WISH I CAN SEE YOU BUT I DONT KNOW.SO IF YOU CAN GIVE ME A CALL THAT WOULD BE A GREAT 1!!!SO CALL ME AT 520-XXX-XXXX

pplains, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:04 (six years ago) link

	Subject: 	HEY THIS IS AUDREY I ALSO WANTED TOTEXT YOU THIS IS CORYS DAUTER
I MIS YOU AND I LOVE YOU I WANT TO SEE YOU I CANT WAIT TILL MY B-DAY YOUR IN VITED IF
YOU WANT TO COME SO IF YOU GET THI TEXST THAT WOULD BE GREAT SO CALL ME WHEN YOU GET THIS TEXST

pplains, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:06 (six years ago) link

If it's not obvious, these are the subject lines.

pplains, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:06 (six years ago) link

Happy Birthday from everyone at our office! We love having you as one of our patients and hope you have a great day!

Sincerely,
Midwest Dental

pplains, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:07 (six years ago) link

if america adopted icelandic naming conventions she would be AUDREY CORYSDAUTER

I edited the name the first time, thinking her name was Ariel Corys. Now I realize she was just letting Grampa know which of his kids she belonged to.

pplains, Tuesday, 16 July 2013 00:12 (six years ago) link

I emailing you regarding the Omega watch that you dropped off at Swatch Group today for a diagnostic.

As discussed your watch will have to be shipped to Switzerland for an estimate. Attached you can find our receipt indicating the conditions of your watch upon receipt and the charge for shipping.

If you would like to go ahead please sign the attached receipt and return it to us via fax or email to my attention or that of our customer service coordinator, Joanne Wilson.

Thank you and have a pleasant evening.

Best regards,

caek, Thursday, 18 July 2013 21:16 (six years ago) link

thats directed at your future aspirational self

Pleasant,

Thank you for your time on the phone. Americlad is a nationally recognized leader in the architectural metal fabrication market with a long history of supporting the glass, glazing and curtain wall community. We also carry a line of anodized aluminum flat sheet. We are currently stocking .040, .063, .080 and .125 in clear, dark bronze champagne, medium bronze and black. Orders that are in by noon ship the same day. We are also a Reynobond composite distributer and carry inventory on select items. Below is my contact information and website. www.americlad.com If you have any questions, or something that I might be able to assist you with, please don’t hesitate to give me a call.

I look forward to talking to you soon!

Brad Backlin

pplains, Thursday, 25 July 2013 23:42 (six years ago) link

mark me down for two sheets of .063 dark bronze champagne and please have goldman sachs pick up the tab

sassy, fun, and RELATABLE (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 July 2013 04:45 (six years ago) link

Im loving the idea there is a curtain wall community out there.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Sunday, 28 July 2013 04:55 (six years ago) link

I dont even know what a curtain wall is. But now I want one.

It is like ganging up on Enya (Trayce), Sunday, 28 July 2013 04:56 (six years ago) link

I had to go to the website to wrap my head around what he's talking about, and even then it still took a moment or two.

pplains, Sunday, 28 July 2013 05:36 (six years ago) link

http://i.minus.com/ibquNZBo7vCNVy.jpg

caek, Thursday, 8 August 2013 18:01 (six years ago) link

right on

Please review your choices carefully. (seandalai), Thursday, 8 August 2013 18:06 (six years ago) link

lawl

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 8 August 2013 18:06 (six years ago) link

to get misdirected sms i can only assume u have a cosmic affinity for random missives

The concept of making the Zuiderzee docile (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Thursday, 8 August 2013 18:08 (six years ago) link

i don't think i ever got a wrong number to my mobile in the uk, but it seems to happen about once a week here. maybe numbers are re-used more?

caek, Thursday, 8 August 2013 18:48 (six years ago) link

I am not sure you are looking but *********** is looking for a Geotechnical Engineer. This is a pretty decent small firm that is very active in the dam arena and has strong experience on FERC projects. You’re a little short on the years of experience but the folks at ************ would probably be interested in your resume.

The potatoes are ready to be dug up. Onions are all in about 150 pounds of these harvested this summer.

woof, Tuesday, 13 August 2013 11:55 (six years ago) link

my friend works for an architectural curtain wall company

carlos danger zone (mh), Tuesday, 13 August 2013 15:31 (six years ago) link

Subject: a picture for you... this is the wig i was talking about

You have been sent 1 picture.

they don't make any more...

https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-Z3q7n97O64E/Ug0QcA9bgAI/AAAAAAAAAKo/zxS6pwB-tQg/w426-h679/2013-08-15
wig Untitled-1 copy.jpg

These pictures were sent with Picasa, from Google.
Try it out here: http://picasa.google.com/

uh waht

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2013 17:32 (six years ago) link

Subject: Honda

Sent from my iPad Hi! I just googled the 2004 and that car is hot! I think Lexie would love it!!! Let me know if it is a consideration . Nice of you to be on the look out . Have a good day tomorrow . I will be in the OC starting P.T. On my hand and maybe having to wear a brace on it , will know then.
Love Ya,
Mom

caek, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:48 (six years ago) link

My Confession on the Lion King
Well first of all THEY’RE ALL RELATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So here Sarabi has a sister named Sarafina and Sarafina has a cub: Nala. Well also here in a pack only the prider leaders breed. No one else can’t plus there is mostly only females in the pack. So there Nala’s father in Mufasa who is also Sarabi’s mate and he has Simba. Nala and Simba are half-siblings. In order for this to happen, Mufasa’s dad bred with the lionesses that made Mufasa and Taka (Scar). Than the other litter’s that Mufasa’s dad made, Mufasa bred with. Than Mufasa’s grandfather did the same instead Mufasa’s dad bred with them. Also another thing usually when a male lion is old enough to live on it’s own, they’re kicked out of the pride. Well right now that didn’t happen in the Lion King but hey, Simba’s a price. So back to Simba. He takes Nala as his mate and they have Kiara. You know how Taka (Scar) was kicked out? Yeah he took Kovu with him. He took Kovu from Mufasa’s pride and claimed him as his own. So again Kovu is related to Kiara because Simba made Kovu. So Kiara is an inbred same with Simba and Mufasa and so on. So there that should make you re-think about The Lion King. I hope you enjoyed! :)

caek, Thursday, 22 August 2013 00:26 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Bunco at my house this week - the 11th. I've already heard from Nancy and Terrie (they're a go!)
I'll check my e-mails later and will start calling people if I haven't heard from anyone!
Diana

caek, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:03 (six years ago) link

Good afternoon Diana. As much fun as I had the firs time with you ladies, I have to pass this month because I have too much going on in my life right now. Please don't take me off the list, as I hope to make it next month!!!

Have a great time everyone :-)


Julie O'Neil

caek, Sunday, 8 September 2013 21:20 (six years ago) link

subtle bunco zing from Julie.

6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 9 September 2013 00:39 (six years ago) link

ALL NIGHT PRAYER AND PRAISE
Singles Pleasing the Lord info at singlespleasingthelord .com
to me

Hello Friend,
Some people know what it means to party all night and the fruit of that is a hang over! Join Singles Pleasing the Lord for our tenth annual All Night Prayer and Praise. Single men and women will join forces and pray and praise throughout the night. Single men will pray for single women and single women will pray for single men, single parents will pray for their children, singles will pray over their purity, prosperity, purpose and future marriage partners. After praying through the night there will be a early morning breakfast fellowship and you can meet and greet the singles you have prayed with.

This is an event you cannot afford to miss so click here now to register. See below for all the details.

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disgruntled punter (Je55e), Sunday, 15 September 2013 01:56 (six years ago) link

Who will pray for Kraft singles?

6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 15 September 2013 03:05 (six years ago) link

I don't know whether the intensely awkward first sentence or the carefully delineated heterosexual prayer direction is my favorite part.

carl agatha, Sunday, 15 September 2013 04:06 (six years ago) link

haha the fruit of the partying really sneaks up on you! At first I was like "hell yeah I know what it means" and then he hits you with the fruit!

6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 15 September 2013 04:11 (six years ago) link

I don't know what the fruit of wishful talking to yourself is, however. No hangover? Is "no hangover" the sales pitch for prayer today?

6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 15 September 2013 04:13 (six years ago) link

Aha! I got this email b/c my hilarious friends (infrequent ILXors sisut & Courtnoodle) signed me up for a free profile at s!ngl3s✧✧✧@sing7hel✧✧✧.c✧✧. Note the username they chose:

You should really check out the profile I created for you, though. Your username is gynolotrojesus and your password is [redacted].

disgruntled punter (Je55e), Sunday, 15 September 2013 13:05 (six years ago) link

omg lol

carl agatha, Sunday, 15 September 2013 14:37 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I can get custom springs made in a 5 lb rate and a 9 lb rate (testing with a 7 lb spring now) for $1240 and have them in time for our testing visit
Does anyone think its worth the cost?

Sean, after the last visit, do you think we need to light or heavier on the spring rate? 1 custom doring would cost $620 - $250 set up plus 10 ea. @ $37

woof, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 14:25 (six years ago) link

Hi all,
Willie and I are now in France, just returned from a wedding of some good friends -- the son and daughter-in-law of our friend Philippe Beaudoux. The Beaudoux were our neighbors for most of the 10 years we've been coming to France to housesit, and it was a joyous event. The ones getting married, Samy and Anne-Gael, have been living togehter for over 6 years, and have 2 sons, aged 5 & 3 -- cute, curly-haired, and full of energy. The wedding was a large family-and-friends of all ages affair, with a brief civil ceremony (but with all the "costumes" of official bride & groom & the little boys in suits), and lively party afterwards, with delicious food and lots of champagne.

We went to the wedding with David and Becky (so nice that you now know them). They are great bike-riders, and they have extra bikes, so Willie and I joined them. We took the train to within 46 kilometers of the village where the wedding was held (Chatillons sur Seine, a lovely & typical French village near the source of the Seine River), and biked through beautiful countryside in Burgundy. We changed our clothes for the wedding, of course! The next day we rode 80 km through more beautiful countryside, taking us back to the town where Becky and David took the train back to Paris. Willie and I stayed over another night, and biked the next day in the region. Got a puncture in one of the wheels, so had to walk the bikes back to our hotel (10km), and arrived 5 minutes before 10pm. happy to have a brief bite to eat and a hotel room.

Now we are back in Paris, and got our phone working, etc. Becky and David don't depart for their trip to India until Oct 3, so we have decided to take another side trip to keep out of their hair as they make their preparations for departure. Tomorrow we take the train to Amsterdam for a couple days.

There was a fabulous string quartet (plus piano for one piece), really the best we've ever heard, at the Atelier tonight. The room is so "alive" --- the music was as well.

Much love to you all,
Nancy

caek, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:40 (six years ago) link

Hi Neighbors,

Wonderful to get your message and know that you are both safe and happy and your travels are going well. I love that you are in Amsterdam. I always thought that would be a lovely city to visit so I look forward to stories. Becky and david leave on the third of October--is that when you will return to Paris?

Here things are going well. it has been very rainy and cold for the past week.lots of rain and freezing almost every night. no snow (a few flurries) yet--here in Basin. Melissa of course has had a good 4 inches, but most of that is gone now. we are hoping for a few nice days and then we will be out cutting wood on saturday.

my retirement party is tomorrow night. work continues to be challenging and is keeping me pretty busy. i travel to missoula this week for a conference; next week for the book festival and the week after for a mediation. but--only one more month and i will sleep in every day for a week just to see what it feels like!

Moon finished most of her work at Melissa's and started today with nancy daniel. she seems to be doing well. I know she is so appreciative that she has your beautiful home to live in while she is here. no idea how long she will be staying.

Pretty much everything is gone in the garden. i did pickle some beets and cucumbers, froze some beans and keep eating zucchini. hard to keep up! Picked the apples yesterday and I'm hoping I can store some of the one's from our apple trees so you can taste them when you get back. delicious!

Jacques is good--misses you and runs to the door of your house everyday. sometimes I go over and let him in and he runs in and looks at me plaintively--where are they??? i keep telling him you are in Paris, but even though it is his home country he just doesn't seem to understand.

I picked the sunflowers before the big frost. They won't last much longer but have been beautiful here in the house.

all is well. miss you both and think of you often. send good thoughts and love daily.

Bryher

caek, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:40 (six years ago) link

these people are delightful!

caek, Tuesday, 1 October 2013 17:40 (six years ago) link

Hello fellow gun owners, advocates, and friends:

Did Hitler Ban Guns?

For months now there has been a lot of talk about Adolf Hitler’s stance on gun control. Pro-gunners argue that he disarmed the Jews before attempting to exterminate them, but gun control advocates say that he did not ban guns. So, which is it? Who is right? They both are…sort of... read more

beautifully, unapologetically plastic (mh), Tuesday, 8 October 2013 21:31 (six years ago) link

It was not my plan to sell the wave runners until Wednesday. I called Frank’s work cell and the girl in his office answered and when I asked for Frank she said “he is no longer with the company” to which I replied “what, excuse me?” then she told me he had resigned. I knew he was unhappy there but it never occurred to me that he would just up and quit with no job lined up and knowing that we have a SHIT LOAD of bills and my salary leaves us about $3,000 short of paying those bills every month. So, I had to make some hard choices and that was to sell the wave runners.

Not in a good place right now L

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 9 October 2013 20:40 (six years ago) link

I would read a novel that begins "it was not my plan to sell the wave runners."

6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 10 October 2013 05:45 (six years ago) link

gonna need to know why she sold those wave runners

6 Tuesdays on every Tuesday. This is called dumpy pants. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 10 October 2013 05:47 (six years ago) link

I need to know why Frank didn't tell her he'd quit his job and she had to find out from the receptionist, ffs.

Can you email her back?

carl agatha, Thursday, 10 October 2013 07:11 (six years ago) link

Hello Marion

My name is Chris I am missing a little dog and I understand you found one. Her name is Ruffiann I am hoping it is her. You never know could you email me or text me a picture of the little one you found. My number is 570 555 0065 you can email at this email address or at ruffia✧✧✧@ya✧✧✧.c✧✧

Thank you for your help Chris

A very desperate owner

caek, Thursday, 10 October 2013 22:00 (six years ago) link

Ruffiann looks like some sort of terrier, maybe a yorkshire, if you want to send something back to fuck with him.

pplains, Thursday, 10 October 2013 22:11 (six years ago) link

(But that would be mean.)

pplains, Thursday, 10 October 2013 22:11 (six years ago) link

Amused to open this thread for the first time today and see caek had received a misdirected email from a namesake of mine.

I've had a few misdirected emails myself, from a father to his grown-up kids. First one was regarding all his documentation, pension paperwork, "in case anything were to happen". There's two more short ones to the son sharing my name, but he never follows up. The sender address is from a legit law firm in the States, I seem to get the emails because of the way gmail handles addresses; johnasmith and john.a.smith would go to the same account.

I once wrongly received an email looking for a namesake to provide a job reference for someone in New Zealand. Did reply to that one to point out the mistake.

Lots of exciting stories there...

michaellambert, Friday, 11 October 2013 18:35 (six years ago) link

Cc'd on this one: Hi, Phil! I am just logging all the mail for today. Give me 30 min to attach the questionnaires, etc.

ljubljana, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 18:50 (six years ago) link

Frankly it's not up to this thread's standards.

ljubljana, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 18:50 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Someone apparently sent this to themselves, with the subject "me", but cc'ed me on it for some reason. Really tempted to give them some advice about priorities here.

· Crossfit

· Dialect Class

· Meditation Class

· Yoga

· Guitar and or Piano

· Go to college

I owe:

· CSI- 1,700

· CU-

· Chase- 1,800

· Wells- 1,586.26

· Car-

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 15:58 (six years ago) link

Yeah what's with the "and or Piano", for crying out loud

Thomas K Amphong (Tom D.), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 15:59 (six years ago) link

I think this person copying you was a cry for help, J.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 16:13 (six years ago) link

dialect class :-(

ᶓ͠סּᴥ͠סּᶔ ᶓͼ᷆ₓͼ᷇ᶔ (gr8080), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:22 (six years ago) link

i think it might be this person :/

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm5284868/

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 12 November 2013 17:44 (six years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from GoWaiter!

From .HudsonGrilleSandySprings:
$7.95 Beer Brat
$1.00 Sweet Potato Fries
$0.50 Applewood Smoked Bacon
$0.50 Chili
$0.50 Turano Prezel Hoagie
$2.95 Side Cheddar Gritts
$9.95 Maker's Mark
$0.00 Wheat
$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Black Bean Burger
$0.00 Medium
$0.50 Fried Egg
$5.96 Hebrew National Hot Dog
$0.00 Fries

$2.09 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$-2.00 Coupon
$4.47 tip
$39.36 Total

caek, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 22:56 (six years ago) link

http://media.nba2k.2ksports.com/2k13/sns/NBA2K14-header-logo.png

Hi weedman3034,

Thank you for taking a time out to create your NBA2K14 MyPLAYER Account. To complete the registration, just click the following link and you will be all set.
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If you did not create a MyPLAYER Account, click here: https://www.nba2k.com/invalid_link?x=72bbde3163a6a50d97

Thank you,

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pplains, Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:24 (six years ago) link

http://media.nba2k.2ksports.com/2k13/sns/NBA2K14-header-logo.png

Hi weedman3034,

Below is a summary of your recent SNS settings changes.
You have indicated an interest in linking the following services:

• Facebook
• Twitter
• YouTube

Complete linking on nba2k.com

Thank you,

The 2K Sports Team

pplains, Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:25 (six years ago) link

http://media.nba2k.2ksports.com/2k13/sns/NBA2K14-header-logo.png

Hi weedman3034,

This message is confirmation that you have successfully changed your email address. No further action is required.

Thank you,

The 2K Sports Team

pplains, Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:26 (six years ago) link

Hello [Govt Name Inherited From Grandfather],

This will confirm our meeting next Wednesday at 4 PM at the Law Offices of Patrick D. Goggin (address below).

Please bring all photos, medical records, and receipts from your slip and fall accident at 6th and Howard Streets that occurred last July 24, 2013.

I look forward to meeting you next week. Please contact me if you have any questions.

Sincerely,

John E. Cowan

pplains, Saturday, 16 November 2013 03:13 (six years ago) link

I don't know what corner it happened on or much else about the Tenderloin, but I would hazard a guess that if this guy has the same exact name as me, my father or my grandfather, the fall took place somewhere around here.

pplains, Saturday, 16 November 2013 03:23 (six years ago) link

weedman3034

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 16 November 2013 08:54 (six years ago) link

looking ahead to a better future

ill never click this homo erotic site again (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 17 November 2013 04:55 (six years ago) link

Just to let you all know that we are going to be starting a women only prayer group on
Wednesday nights. It will be posted in the bulletin the Sunday before it starts. I will
remind you if it is this Wednesday or not since I had forgotten about it being the day
before Thanksgiving. We had talked about this during our last Wed night Bible study
because sometimes it can be awkward praying about certain things with men in the group.

Please be thinking seriously about joining our group. When we had small groups doing
this before it seemed to work out very well. I would like to hear from you all if you are
interested in doing this. If you have any suggestions as to something you would like
included, please also relay that to me.

I have missed seeing many of you since the end of our Bible Study. Hope to see you all
soon.

Hope you all have a very safe and enjoyable Thanksgiving!

Evelyn

caek, Friday, 22 November 2013 02:49 (six years ago) link

Oh no.

pplains, Thursday, 28 November 2013 04:07 (six years ago) link

Time of Day: Weekend
Counsellor: - select counsellor -

Issue(s): Addiction
Comments:
I have PTSD. Ex military, did a tour in Rwanda and is haunting me now.

pplains, Thursday, 28 November 2013 04:07 (six years ago) link

Thank you for your email and for telling me a bit about what you are looking for. I am pleased to assist with booking an appointment.

We have a few different therapists that I think would be good for you to work with. We will begin with a free consultation with one and then move on from there. We have an opening this Sunday, Nov 30, at 9:30 AM with one of our addiction specialists. Please let me know if this will be convenient or feel free to suggest other days and times that will work better with your schedule.

If you have received this email twice, I do apologize. We had some email issues this morning and I thought it best to send again rather than risk you not receiving it at all.

I look forward to hearing from you again.

Sincerely,

pplains, Thursday, 28 November 2013 04:08 (six years ago) link

Hi Catrina

Alan Butt with Ruoff mortgage is a wonderful loan processor to work with. I believe he is going on a short visit to see his grandchildren out of town. He always takes calls or emails though. Office 234-5201 Cell 532-5001

Or email a✧✧✧@ru✧✧✧.c✧✧

Thanks for calling me and look forward to assisting you in your home purchase process!

Have a good Holiday and say hi to all from me

Cheri


Cheri Middleton
Broker Associate Polack Realty
574-299-2000 Office
574-621-8623
574-235-3739 Fax
Cherim✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧ Email

Providing you with full Housing services.
"I don't sell houses, I find homes to be loved and lived in"

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:19 (six years ago) link

NOTES:

• My name isn't Catrina.
• His name is Alan Butt.
• Polack Realty. Midwesterners, am I missing something here?
• The whole damn email was in purple comic sans.

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:20 (six years ago) link

Alan Butt.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:32 (six years ago) link

http://m.c.lnkd.licdn.com/mpr/pub/image-z4Osv-pdaNoaVGxAIB5Te70IQXhbjJNFch5NVDkgQutd15Elz4ONVJldQf4Wi6mCjZcP/alan-butt.jpg

Outside of the office,
Alan enjoys golf and boating.

pplains, Tuesday, 3 December 2013 15:34 (six years ago) link

in an email addressed to me and Daria:

Hi Katie,
We need more
Garbages bags
Trifold towel for bathrooms
Liners
Heavy duty garbages bags 45 gallons
Toilet paper
Paper towel for kitchen
Thanks
Rita

Sent from my iPhone

then i got another email that said "Sorry that was for Katie Surname"

I don't know who any of these people are.

sweat pea (La Lechera), Thursday, 5 December 2013 13:52 (six years ago) link

Surname would actually be a pretty cool surname.

pplains, Thursday, 5 December 2013 14:29 (six years ago) link

I'm getting so many of these lately from all over. There can't be that many Tre Bkers out there.

Heart-Felt Event &Wedding Planner- Ms. Brenda Edwards invited you to
Ven & David Murphy Jr's "SURPRISE" BABY'S SHOWER

Sunday, December 15, 2013
03:00 PM - 05:00 PM

WHERE:
Phelps Activity Center- Phelps Community Room
2200 Rock Quarry Dr
Tuscaloosa AL 35406

WILL YOU ATTEND?
Yes Maybe No

pplains, Monday, 9 December 2013 17:29 (six years ago) link

"Surprise"

pplains, Monday, 9 December 2013 17:29 (six years ago) link

Guess the baby wasn't planned.

pplains, Monday, 9 December 2013 17:29 (six years ago) link

Thank you so much for being patient with us at xxxx today I really appreciate your time and your business with us!! I just wanted you to have my information like we spoke about briefly before your left. Once again I am xxxx, Assistant Manager for xxxxx!! And if you need to get In touch with me directly we can set that up however you would like ... I do have a client book and I can set up specific appointments to take care of all your shoe care needs at xxxx.. So anytime you do not want to be bothered with the hustle of continuous waiting we can set up a time where it's just you and I. I also want to deeply thank you for giving me your information the xxxx is a venue I visit often so I'm supper excited For the opportunity to have connections with you.. So once again it was very nice to have meet you and we will most definitely be in touch *HAPPY HOLIDAYS*

this is someone i used to work with at a club who had a similar email to mine; i occasionally still get things forwarded to me when people mistype.

one month passes...

this is probably the wrong thread but i wanted to put it somewhere

Hi!
We got your email address from your web site.

But I'm sorry to tell u that,we are writing this letter to promote the sells of our SUPER COOL glass cups.We specialize in the designing and making of different types of glass cups from China.

Currently,we have a few styles of HAND MADE which is very cool and sells hot to the bar,lounge and night clubs.Some of them are Skull shape cups,Sexual woman shape cups,Sexual man shape cups.When u pour in the wine,it'll looks so fun!Everybody like it!

The logo print service is available.People would be very glade to take it home.It's very good for your company's advertising.

I hereby send u the price list in the attacked file with the product pictures in it.

If u have interest,pls contact us.

Best Regards,
Jacky

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 16:43 (five years ago) link

did you reply informing them that you are a potter and make your own handmade cups

|$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅| (gr8080), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:30 (five years ago) link

i asked for more info on their sexual man shape cups y becuase they sound intresting

this harmless group of nerds and the women that love them (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 January 2014 17:36 (five years ago) link

As i mentioned before congratulations on passing today

I would like to offer you the position of Barista at Carluccio's Heathrow.

We would like you to start on Monday 27th Jan. Could you please confirm to me that you will be accepting this and i will send further information to you

a lake full of ancient spices (los blue jeans), Friday, 24 January 2014 06:40 (five years ago) link

Esther McVey would be proud of you

a man with legs made of sausages - that's not real! (seandalai), Friday, 24 January 2014 14:25 (five years ago) link

Sucko
Inbox
x
Michelle V littlebo✧✧✧.m✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧

2:19 AM (5 hours ago)

Cat started yowling at 3. Eric spent the night in the chair and I can't use the ipad for email. .argh

friend to all animals (anky), Sunday, 2 February 2014 15:47 (five years ago) link

Jacqualine Khumalo jacqualineskhum✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
31 Jan (3 days ago)
Reply
to tsibandadube, bcc: me
Good Morning Dear.

Hope you slept well.

Please find attached the accounting textbook.

... five mins later...

Jacqualine Khumalo jacqualineskhum✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧
31 Jan (3 days ago)
Reply
to me
Hi - sorry for the email you received earlier, I made a mistake typing the email address.

First time anyone's done that and REALISED it and said so!

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Monday, 3 February 2014 08:55 (five years ago) link

Hello! Denise left already. But you are still in. I’ll ask her again on Tuesday for your pool balance.

Happy Family Day!

ljubljana, Saturday, 8 February 2014 00:54 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Dear Colleague,

Despite of having notice’s displayed in the staff canteen the coffee mugs are left unwashed after use and are left out in either the staff room or classrooms. Firstly, let me make you aware that food and drinks are restricted to canteen area only. Notices are placed across classrooms and office area’s prohibiting food or drinks inside the rooms. It really makes it inconvenient for other members of staff to re-use the cups as they are dirty and left unwashed. I would like to request all the staff members to kindly wash their own cups and dishes after use and have some consideration for your fellow members of staff.

Thank you for your cooperation!

woof, Wednesday, 19 March 2014 16:51 (five years ago) link

I have a secondary email that does not have my name in it that is a common noun repeated (like kittykitty@gmail but it is not kittykitty) and someone just sent me payment info intended for a store called Kitty Kitty Creations (not the actual store). The store's email is very clearly kittykittyCREATIONS@gmail and this imbecile just, I don't know, decided she would shorten it or that the third word didn't matter? Anyway, thanks for the payment info, lady, and count your lucky stars I'm only an asshole in the sense that I am going to post about you on the internet and not in the sense that I am going to go shopping with your credit card.

(I did email her back and tell her the correct address to use. rmde.)

carl agatha, Monday, 31 March 2014 14:44 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Mom's picture. I think I did it right.

woof, Monday, 28 April 2014 08:24 (five years ago) link

How sad.

carl agatha, Monday, 28 April 2014 11:43 (five years ago) link

Hey Tre,

We're so happy you've downloaded Kik! It's the fastest, simplest, and most personal smartphone messenger around!
Here's a few tips to get you started:

For the best experience on Kik, you'll need to confirm your email address. Here's what you registered with:

Username: snake228007
Email: [pplains' email address]

pplains, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:35 (five years ago) link

One of these days, I'm going to meet my long-lost twin brother and he's going to be wearing either a fedora or a Dixie Outfitter shirt.

pplains, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:37 (five years ago) link

Dem0nte Green (A633381) invites you to visit www.jpay.com so that you can send and receive email.

Click here to access JPay and set up an account for free. From your JPay account you can send email to an inmate in Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction.

Once your eMessages are received, Dem0nte will be able to reply to your emails and you can view them in your “Incoming Mail” section of your JPay account.

If you have any questions about this service, please feel free to contact JPay at supp✧✧✧@j✧✧✧.c✧✧ or at the 1-800-574-5729.

This email has been sent to you on behalf of an inmate incarcerated at the Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Corrections. If you no longer wish to receive emails from this person please ignore this email.

Thanks,

JPay Mail Services

:(

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:43 (five years ago) link

He gets out in July.

pplains, Tuesday, 29 April 2014 20:51 (five years ago) link

Hi,

Your student did not complete his/her comic book assignment that was presented today in class. Students had 45 minutes yesterday to make a comic book out of a short story we’ve worked on since Monday. They were to complete the project to present today.

The project may be turned and presented tomorrow for late credit.

Thanks!

caek, Thursday, 1 May 2014 21:52 (five years ago) link

that looks less like a misdirected email and more like a great opportunity

sitting on a claud all day gotta make your butt numb (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 1 May 2014 22:05 (five years ago) link

Im starting to get a ton of order confirmations from places because some woman called Trayce Fenton thinks my email address is hers. Fuckin. If I could work out who she was I'd send her a stern CIO.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 2 May 2014 03:04 (five years ago) link

stop inviting me to your birthday, I don't know you!

also lol I am not a beautiful person.

Fizzles, Friday, 2 May 2014 09:45 (five years ago) link

I'm Looking to Post the Job Of a Personal Assistant on your board so that interested candidates can benefit from it.

Agile and Responsible individual is needed to fill the vacant position of a Personal Assistant(Part time)

Someone who can offer these services:

* Mail services (Receive mails and drop them off at UPS)
* Shop for Gifts
* Sit for delivery (at your home) or pick items up at nearby post office at your convenience.(You will be notified when delivery would be made)

stuff n buff (anky), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 16:43 (five years ago) link

sounds like a cool gig

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Wednesday, 7 May 2014 16:44 (five years ago) link

Hi Mom
This is a better way to communicate. I have to prepay my phone and need it to call work and daycare/schools. Sorry.
So they lowered my money. Not sure why. Every month it's different. One month I get 600 another month I get 500. I have no idea why. The state changes income calculations all the time. But it usually evens out cuz if they lower my cash, they increase my food stamp. I'm just happy to have lights. I have to go to the laundry mat now so email me when you can.
Love u!

caek, Monday, 12 May 2014 19:22 (five years ago) link

Bless.

carl agatha, Monday, 12 May 2014 19:23 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Every so often I get 'mom'- type emails from this one lady. I assumed they were meant for the same person I get the odd hilarious misdirected email to but turns out it's another one. I know this because she somehow replied to ME with a two-word email, the original email of which was from "myname1" at geemail rather than "myname" (to "mom"). So somehow in replying she managed to re-type the address but without the '1' on it.
Also, the original email to "mom" was to two addresses, varying by one letter and different popular domains, both labelled "mom". It must run in the family.

kinder, Thursday, 29 May 2014 18:50 (five years ago) link

Shit's getting old. Nothing like waking up to half a dozen emails from Match.com.

http://i.imgur.com/rcdEGsL.png

pplains, Monday, 2 June 2014 13:42 (five years ago) link

I wonder what his ethnicity could be. Guess he'll tell you later, ladies, if you're lucky.

pplains, Monday, 2 June 2014 13:43 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/OFBtzrt.png

pplains, Monday, 2 June 2014 14:00 (five years ago) link

selfies where you are wearing sunglasses and looking away from the camera are really nagl

two weeks pass...

Following your recent application for the position of Reach Forklift/ Warehouse Operative (reference: CHFLT001), I am writing to let you know that unfortunately you have not been successful this time. I will keep your details on file and be in touch when a more suitable position arises.

Thank you for your interest in this role and I look forward to working with you in the future.

woof, Tuesday, 17 June 2014 10:36 (five years ago) link

getting library hold notifications for some kid who's really into sci-fi, including the works of deej:

Title: The complete Hammer's Slammers Volume 1
Author: Drake, David.
Call Number: SF DRAKE D
Barcode: 31033006848927
Library: Forest Park Branch

festival culture (Jordan), Friday, 20 June 2014 19:59 (five years ago) link

Hey,

We'll be meeting for a baseball practice at the old school field coming
weekend, 9am.

@Mike, don't be late again...

The rest of you, remember to do some warmups when you arrive. Can't
emphasize
the importance of warmups enough.

I hope coach Roy has a new training plan for us. Last season was not that
good.

See you this weekend.

Ron

Mordy, Friday, 20 June 2014 22:06 (five years ago) link

Hi M1ke,

I will be assisting you to get your S0ny access badge. Please let me know when you will be in the building. I have a couple of forms for you to complete before we can bring you over to get the picture taken.

Thanks,
St4cy

mh, Wednesday, 25 June 2014 20:40 (five years ago) link

I made it....my stupid phone doesn't work even though Verizon said it would...Canada is so nice! We went to market, they had so many pastries, going to eat dinner soon. love you guys

Sent from my iPad

caek, Thursday, 26 June 2014 23:30 (five years ago) link

Hva✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧

to me
Hi---Are you wearing shorts or long pants?????

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 18:04 (five years ago) link

I hope you respond to that.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 18:21 (five years ago) link

I just wanted to reach out to you and thank you for your sweet gift at my Grand Opening. That was really generous of you and Im sorry I was so busy I hope I expressed my gratitude!

Hope you are enjoying your PPP.

Jorge Wah Wah (anky), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 18:26 (five years ago) link

well i wasn't going to, but i did now:

me: Long pants, why, what are you wearing?
him: same thing as you
me: Why are you asking this?

this feels like a Turing test.

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 18:31 (five years ago) link

"I don;t want to wear shorts and you have long pants on"

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 1 July 2014 19:35 (five years ago) link

That reads like a Turing test.

carl agatha, Tuesday, 1 July 2014 19:37 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/7K9RTlu.jpg

pplains, Monday, 7 July 2014 15:14 (five years ago) link

omg

carl agatha, Monday, 7 July 2014 15:45 (five years ago) link

I think I've noted above that I've increasingly been receiving weird subscriptions, lots of "confirm your email address" mails and attempted changes to my password. One of those weird subscriptions is from a Chicagoland car dealer, who I suspect may have had dealings with the other TB above.

pplains, Monday, 7 July 2014 16:00 (five years ago) link

He's also an elder in his church and posts a bunch of inspirational Christian art work on his FB page. Maybe he thinks I ride around on an ass like Jesus did on Palm Sunday?

pplains, Monday, 7 July 2014 16:01 (five years ago) link

I was getting a bunch of messages from some british swingers website or something. I feel bad that whoever tried to sign up was missing out on the messages from all these supposed horny housewives.

mh, Monday, 7 July 2014 16:02 (five years ago) link

I hope "lickmyjewel" from the lonelywifehookup site was able to track him down.

mh, Monday, 7 July 2014 16:04 (five years ago) link

Waterpolo Sunday noon to Thursday 2:00 – we will drive you Sat am.

pplains, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 03:42 (five years ago) link

Hi Pleasant Plains. Here is the audiogram. Hearing aids will really help with the tinnitus. Basically all the natural sounds that occur around the same frequency of your tinnitus will then be heard, and as such “masks” the tinnitus.

ATTACHED: Copy of audiogram with Pleasant Plains' birthday. We're both Scorpios!

pplains, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 03:45 (five years ago) link

Those last two were sent to my non-nickname government name. Rest assured that Tyrone's hearing is fine.

pplains, Tuesday, 8 July 2014 03:46 (five years ago) link

oh man, you know how gmail ignores periods in your email address so mh@gmail and m.h.@gmail are the same address as far as they are concerned?

someone just signed up for okcupid using my email address, but since I use a dot and they did not, it let them

mh, Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:25 (five years ago) link

I'm really trying to understand where the confusion is coming from.

1.) Do people just register for whatever name they want - john.smith@gmail - and then go on registering and submitting that all over the place afterward without bothering to see if they can actually use it or not?

2.) Or is Google confirming to them that the address is available, turning green and saying "Yes! You got one!" even though, as far as I can tell, they can't access that account?

It seems like people are falling for (1.), but how did people get so damn stupid all of a sudden? I have never seen so many misdirected emails. It can't be the common people's fault.

Right?

pplains, Thursday, 10 July 2014 21:35 (five years ago) link

I think some of it is due to transcription errors when email addresses are written. Others when they're dictated to cashiers or whatever, or to friends. But otherwise, I think people really do not know their own email addresses and think they're right.

mh, Thursday, 10 July 2014 23:07 (five years ago) link

I went to sign up for a damn microsoft live acct recently (the stupid win8 apps insisted on it on my tablet). It told me I already had an account. Wuh? thinks I... I got it to reset pwd, send me the details... it was some other twit. Who now has no Microsoft Live account. sucker.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 11 July 2014 06:12 (five years ago) link

Other recent ones:
Jodi Neirynck <jneiry✧✧✧@temple-isr✧✧✧.o✧✧>
20 Jun Reply
to
Wishing you the treasure of happy yesterdays
and the gifts of bright tomorrows.

[shitty clipart pic of balloons]
Your entire Temple Israel Family
wishes you a happy and healthy birthday
and all the best in the year ahead!

Shabbat Shalom!

I also got sent a PDF about the specs for some brand of paint primer.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 11 July 2014 06:15 (five years ago) link

All of my misdirectors (I have about 5) appear to be Republicans, 80% are over 50, only one has a job that requires a college degree, so yes, I think they just don't know their own e-mail addresses.

Three Word Username, Friday, 11 July 2014 07:55 (five years ago) link

so do I sign in as this guy on okc or what

mh, Friday, 11 July 2014 18:14 (five years ago) link

I really think that people just 'make up' an address when they don't want to get on an email list or get email notifications from a site, but duh, everything requires a verification email now.

festival culture (Jordan), Friday, 11 July 2014 18:20 (five years ago) link

so do I sign in as this guy on okc or what

why are you even here asking, do it then start a thread, GOD

kinder, Friday, 11 July 2014 18:21 (five years ago) link

Did they send you his password? That's usually the bind.

I'm getting a dude's AT&T billing statements, and I called them because I have an AT&T account too and I didn't want them to get mixed up, and they said there's nothing they can do.

xp

festival culture (Jordan), Friday, 11 July 2014 18:22 (five years ago) link

Also, I got a fresh round of this, for real:

Hva✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧
4:29 pm (3 days ago)

to me
Long or short pants???????

Again, seriously? Who are you? On Tue, Jul 8, 2014 at 4:29 PM,

Hva✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧ 4:35 pm (3 days ago)
Me----Bill

Hva✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧
4:36 pm (3 days ago)

to me
Long or short???????

festival culture (Jordan), Friday, 11 July 2014 18:23 (five years ago) link

If it's registered to my email, I can reset the password probably.

mh, Friday, 11 July 2014 22:30 (five years ago) link

Sometimes yeah but usually nah. Depends if you can log in automatically from the email or if they make you enter the password manually.

festival culture (Jordan), Friday, 11 July 2014 23:11 (five years ago) link

um, reset the password, not click through

mh, Saturday, 12 July 2014 00:13 (five years ago) link

Like, typically a lot of sites let you send a password reset link to your email address, then click on it to set a new password. If they're wise, they as for some authenticating info, but even that is a mixed bag

okcupid, however, is so lax that you can log in by clicking a link from email, apparently. I was really confused when I just did so, assumed it'd send me to my account first, and got the message inbox of women saying "sorry, I'm only 20"

*cough* okcupid.com/profile/ R o c k s h o w 79

mh, Saturday, 12 July 2014 00:21 (five years ago) link

This user restricts their profile to OkCupid members only. Sign in or create an account.

Make his profile public.

boney tassel (sic), Saturday, 12 July 2014 00:40 (five years ago) link

I have made it so

mh, Saturday, 12 July 2014 00:49 (five years ago) link

Doesn't okcupid usually default to sending you email for matches and stuff? I think this dude turned off all email notifications, so... he knows it's not his email address

information for your question, pplains

mh, Saturday, 12 July 2014 00:50 (five years ago) link

aw that's mean.

I know, what asshole uses someone else's email on purpose?!?

mh, Saturday, 12 July 2014 13:41 (five years ago) link

Dudes who look like Chris Kattan
Please mention CK in his profile, tuck it in somewhere

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Saturday, 12 July 2014 18:08 (five years ago) link

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Three Word Username, Monday, 21 July 2014 14:13 (five years ago) link

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festival culture (Jordan), Thursday, 24 July 2014 18:02 (five years ago) link

Was sent a whole bunch of attachments the other day of pics of someones mouth/teeth, and dental xrays. >_<

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 25 July 2014 02:54 (five years ago) link

Yes, medical records are where I draw the line with my bozos. I send them back -- but I try to respond to the medical/insurance professional and not twordusernam✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧.

Three Word Username, Friday, 25 July 2014 07:51 (five years ago) link

yeah I replied they had the wrong address and it bounced . oh well!

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 25 July 2014 07:55 (five years ago) link

Ha!

Three Word Username, Friday, 25 July 2014 09:07 (five years ago) link

Wrong thread, but I got an arrest warrant mailed to me. I live at 123 Broad Street, but the letter was supposed to go to 123 Broad Ave across town.

The envelope, which helpfully described its contents by saying PULASKI COUNTY SHERIFF ARREST WARRANT in big letters on the front, was addressed properly. Mailman just took it to the wrong place, despite a different zip code.

I almost wrote "wrong address" on it like I usually do, but wait - the address was right. So I wrote "deliver to this address" with an arrow pointing at the window and stuck it back into the mailbox.

So then, a few weeks later, the court summons appeared. I pictured this guy across town getting found in contempt, and being hauled out of his house (if they could find it) as part of some Southern Gothic Kafka nightmare. So instead of putting it back in the box and leaving it up to the USPS again, I walked it the three blocks from where I work to the county judge whose office had sent the letter. We all in his front office had a good laugh at the post office's expense.

I really hate though having an Ave version of my address in the same town. It's not even set up in a grid like they do in Yankee towns. I'm up here on the hill, and he's down by the old highway next to the train tracks. All those Christmas cards you all have sent me have probably gone up over his mantle.

pplains, Friday, 25 July 2014 12:20 (five years ago) link

what if you decided to drive it across town yourself and in a bizarre twist ended up being the one who got arrested

°ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Friday, 25 July 2014 15:39 (five years ago) link

For trespassing.

pplains, Friday, 25 July 2014 16:39 (five years ago) link

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Three Word Username, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 06:46 (five years ago) link

I really hate though having an Ave version of my address in the same town.

I got this in my 'hood but its long long roads, that go thru multiple sububrbs and the house numbs reset on the border, so you can have 123 Any st Preston, and 123 Any St South Preston, and theyre miles apart.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Wednesday, 30 July 2014 06:50 (five years ago) link

Trayce, I think you know me well enough to know I could go on for the next 1200 words talking about this. Be careful.

pplains, Wednesday, 30 July 2014 12:03 (five years ago) link

Haha.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Thursday, 31 July 2014 00:58 (five years ago) link

Mark,

Thank you for considering employment with Guitar Center.
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caek, Thursday, 31 July 2014 21:29 (five years ago) link

Poor Mark will be left wondering. If you tell Guitar Center about the mistake, it could make Mark look bad. We've got to find this Mark.

David Schramm (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 31 July 2014 21:30 (five years ago) link

I know! Maybe we can email him.

pplains, Thursday, 31 July 2014 21:32 (five years ago) link

Email via a south african classifieds style website, asking if i was still selling the bike.

Given the dental xrays were from a south african dentist I think some stupid SA sod has been using my email address all over the shop.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Thursday, 31 July 2014 23:50 (five years ago) link

Just got off the phone with James. He will send us a quote in the next couple of days.

From:
Sent: Tuesday, August 12, 2014 3:35 PM
To:
Cc:
Subject: Power Access

We are looking to get some power in the ceiling with a quad receptacle.

Curious on if this is a standard price, or if it depends on where it is etc.

Thanks so much!

Drew

i was copied into this email reply. this is super curious to me because with my govt name/email address there is effectively 0% chance of accidentally emailing me, and there is no reason i can think of why this guy in KC, MO might have my email address. and i am also curious what the other guy wants to do with a quad receptacle in the ceiling, of all places.

Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 13 August 2014 16:22 (five years ago) link

Canceled Event: Aine & Sean date weekend! @ Thu Aug 21, 2014

woof, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 08:30 (five years ago) link

Dear MH,

Thank you for your Power Pressure Cooker XL order. Your order number 215620144145187 has been received and is being processed. Upon review and authorization approval your order will be shipped. Once the Power Pressure Cooker XL is shipped you will receive a confirmation email that its on its way.

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6 YEAR WARRANTY 1 @ $30.00 $30.00

mh, Wednesday, 20 August 2014 14:10 (five years ago) link

Updated Invitation: Aine & Sean date weekend! @ Thu Aug 21, 2014

woof, Thursday, 21 August 2014 08:40 (five years ago) link

Turn off for: Swedish
Hej!

Vi på SF Bio vill bara meddela att det nu går att köpa eller reservera biobiljetter till filmen Förr eller senare exploderar jag i Stockholm.

Förr eller senare exploderar jag har biopremiär i Stockholm 16 Juni.
Länk till filmen: http://www.sf.se/filmer/31040014

Med vänlig hälsning
SF Bio
www.sf.se

how's life, Thursday, 21 August 2014 13:29 (five years ago) link

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caek, Wednesday, 27 August 2014 23:17 (five years ago) link

cold slaw.

╲╱\/╲/\╱╲╱\/\ (gr8080), Thursday, 28 August 2014 01:46 (five years ago) link

It works

post...aftermath (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 28 August 2014 04:14 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Attached for your review and comment is a draft of the minutes from today's Board meeting. Please let me know if think any additions/revisions are needed.

Tom, the e-mail address I have been using for you is: twordusern✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧, which I believe matches the address you gave me today. Please reply to confirm receipt of this email or I will contact you next week by phone to figure out what is wrong.

Thanks!

Three Word Username, Sunday, 14 September 2014 17:31 (five years ago) link

i, callled you a few days ago and you didntget a call back from you, i hope every thing going well.dawn is ok she doent have cancer.and the friends kid ended uphaving a brokenleg i want 2 thank you fpor everything you have done for me god bless you hope 2 hear form you soon.my email address is x✧✧✧@yah✧✧✧.c✧✧

Fizzles, Friday, 26 September 2014 08:08 (five years ago) link

that's a pretty intense one

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Friday, 26 September 2014 22:06 (five years ago) link

Note from merchant
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Total £100.00 GBP

festival culture (Jordan), Friday, 26 September 2014 22:07 (five years ago) link

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caek, Saturday, 27 September 2014 22:53 (five years ago) link

Dear,

Thank you for your recent inquiry regarding order number 73372006. I sincerely apologize for the manner in which you received the item and how this matter has been handled. After reviewing the order, we will have a refund issued. The amount of $17.50 will be issued back to your Pay Pal account and a $25.00 gift card will be sent to you via mail.

Please allow up to 14 business days for these requests to be processed. Again, I truly apologize for any inconvenience this may have caused you. Please do not hesitate to contact us if you have any questions or need further assistance.

Sincerely,

Ty Lee
Saks.com Associate

To speak with a saks.com Sales Associate by phone, feel free to call 1-877-551-7257, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. If you are calling from outside the USA or Canada, please dial toll-free 1-800-7257-7257. If you are unable to connect with our toll-free numbers above, please dial 1-601-592-2860. (International long distance charges will apply to this call). Please note, when dialing our international toll-free number or toll line from outside the USA or Canada, you must first enter an international access code.

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--- Original Message ---
From: &✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Received: 9/26/14 3:26:53 PM CDT
To: <ord✧✧✧@saksfifthave✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Subject:

Order 73372006
I have called now twice and asked to have MY call returned after being on hold collectively over 1 hour. This little order has caused more aggravation and time and energy than it may be worth but at this point we are furious with the complete fumbling by Saks of this simple and small order. As a gift for our wedding a friend gave us a Saks $25 gift cards knowing that we live in SF and like (or used to like) Saks. It was IMPOSSIBLE to use the card online so the order was placed via phone with a helpful person. The troubleshooting attempt and order placement took well over 1 hour. It was a gift for a chemo friend of ours, requested and paid for express shipping, and was to be delivered directly to our friend.

1. The item (simple brownies) was shipped 10 days after the order was placed.
2. The item was shipped to US (and without the noted gift card AND with the $ included)
3. To top this whole ridiculous process off, the brownies were so old and dry (perhaps because they had been packed over a week before shipping).

We have submitted a dispute via Paypal for our "portion" of the purchase and consider the $25 gift card a total waste. Of course not a soul from Saks has called back in response to our several calls to "customer service".

Again, this is a small order ($42.50) but you could not have handled it from beginning to this point any worse. We would like, in addition to our Paypal monies back, the water $25 gift card back. We will donate it to a charity of our choice as it is now truly the principle of the truly abysmal customer service and execution experienced. Even finding this email address was an effort (not on the site).

caek, Saturday, 27 September 2014 22:54 (five years ago) link

lol

nakhchivan, Saturday, 27 September 2014 22:56 (five years ago) link

I don't think Saks sells the kind of brownies that a "chemo friend" would want anyway.

pplains, Saturday, 27 September 2014 23:08 (five years ago) link

Hi Honey,

please send me the house information, and please pass my email information on to the realtor.




Thanks,

caek, Monday, 29 September 2014 14:18 (five years ago) link

Hello Jordan,

We are helping to cast a new screen adaptation of Lady Chatterley's Lover which will air on BBC1 in 2015.

The novel is an early-20th-century tale of love across class boundaries, telling the legendary and romantic story of Lady Chatterley’s affair with her gamekeeper. With its original 1928 edition censored in Britain for over 30 years after it was written, Lady Chatterley’s Lover is one of the most sexually pioneering novels of the 20th century.

The drama will star Holliday Grainger (Tulip Fever, The Riot Club), Richard Madden (Birdsong, Game Of Thrones) and James Norton (Happy Valley, Death Comes To Pemberley) and is adapted by the acclaimed Jed Mercurio and will be produced by the same production company (Hartswood films) that produce Sherlock.

We are looking for artists to play Footmen or Gardeners.

festival culture (Jordan), Monday, 29 September 2014 14:28 (five years ago) link

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$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 Add Barbeque
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Add ketchup
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 Add Barbeque

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caek, Monday, 29 September 2014 23:10 (five years ago) link

marinated chicken breast topped with jack cheese, bacon, lettuce, tomato and honey mustard on toasted french bread. served with fries or cole slaw

pplains, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 00:50 (five years ago) link

That's 2-1 in devil's condiment's favor

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 05:17 (five years ago) link

ngl i'd be pissed if i were always being reminded that other people are enjoying a nice chicken sandwich and i'm not.

compassionate sports, electronic father (reddening), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 05:58 (five years ago) link

It is so easy to make a chicken sandwich at home. That's $40 they'll never get back.

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 06:02 (five years ago) link

honey mustard is so gross

the late great, Tuesday, 30 September 2014 06:10 (five years ago) link

I think I agree. Spicy mustards are where it's at.

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 30 September 2014 06:49 (five years ago) link

Naand Jenene,
Weet nie of ek by die regte persoon is nie , het jy laas week die vroeg oggend oordenking op RSG waargeneem
kon nie lekker jou adres hoor nie.
Groete,Andre

caek, Tuesday, 7 October 2014 16:47 (five years ago) link

ooh, breakup email:

Hi Dennis,

I'm just getting ready for bed and wanted to let you know I don't think that I'm the right person for you. I've enjoyed meeting you and learning about you. I hope you will find someone that is just right for you. I had asked you if you were still looking and it does appear that you are, which is fine, it just doesn't work for me. I wish you the best of luck.

Take care,
Cindy

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 16:49 (five years ago) link

eek

⌘-B (mh), Tuesday, 7 October 2014 16:49 (five years ago) link

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$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
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$0.00 Add Barbeque
$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara
$0.00 No Marinara Sauce

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caek, Saturday, 11 October 2014 17:30 (five years ago) link

dude, diversify a little.

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 October 2014 18:32 (five years ago) link

$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara
$0.00 No Marinara Sauce

:|

carl agatha, Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:35 (five years ago) link

sounds like a baby methinks

the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 11 October 2014 19:46 (five years ago) link

wait a chicken BBQ sandwich with pickles substitued for the bun? am I parsing this correctly

you little affront to god (reddening), Saturday, 11 October 2014 20:41 (five years ago) link

I think he's just getting it as a BBQ plate.

pplains, Saturday, 11 October 2014 21:01 (five years ago) link

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$0.00 Gluten Free
$4.95 Spaghetti Marinara
$0.00 Butter sauce. No marinara.
$16.75 Chicken Parmesan
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$4.99 Delivery
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caek, Sunday, 12 October 2014 17:08 (five years ago) link

$2 coupon, nice one not-caek

kinder, Sunday, 12 October 2014 17:59 (five years ago) link

Why in shit would you pay $5 for a plate of plain pasta!? You could cook that yrself and $5 would buy two packets of the stuff and last all week.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Monday, 13 October 2014 02:00 (five years ago) link

Obviously, Pseudocaek is a lone psychopath, holed up in a motel room with a company credit card.

Much like the real caek, I might add.

pplains, Monday, 13 October 2014 02:13 (five years ago) link

people complaining about buying pasta is a pet peeve

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 02:47 (five years ago) link

Im not talking about a pasta dish. Why anyone would buy a serve of plain boiled pasta with nothing on it is what gets me. Whats the freaking point, unless I dunno you're staying in yr car or some weird room with no kitchen.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Monday, 13 October 2014 04:51 (five years ago) link

He did get butter sauce on it.

Which is fucking revolting, I might add, but it wasn't plain.

pplains, Monday, 13 October 2014 13:23 (five years ago) link

It might be for a kid, but given the number of times this person orders plain pasta for quadruple the cost of an entire box of pasta you can make in ten minutes at home, it just doesn't make any sense.

carl agatha, Monday, 13 October 2014 13:30 (five years ago) link

Maybe:

• He's on the road.

• He's disabled.

• He doesn't know how to cook spaghetti to make it as soft and refined as Joey D.

• He's lazy.

• He has money to burn.

• He has someone else's money to burn.

Who knows? Good thing he didn't order a coke for $1.29, or we'd be all over him for not getting a 20-pack at Skaggs for $8.

pplains, Monday, 13 October 2014 13:46 (five years ago) link

maybe he makes over $30/hour in which case preparing the spaghetti may literally not be worth his time

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 13:53 (five years ago) link

I bet I could make a chicken sandwich at home for less than $12.

pplains, Monday, 13 October 2014 14:35 (five years ago) link

so i keep getting things for the dude who was supposed to receive that breakup letter, and one of them had his phone number on it. so i called it, and he actually answered.

he claims he signed up for my exact gmail address (no dots or anything) two years ago and got it. says he hasn't received any of my stuff and seemed genuinely concerned that i was getting some of his. either gmail has some weird bug with their validation or he actually has a different address but forgets what it is when he gives it to stewardesses (as i learned the above lady is).

i asked him to send me a screenshot of the top of his inbox to verify, or to send something to my email and see who gets it, but he hasn't responded (hopefully because he realized his mistake and feels dumb).

festival culture (Jordan), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:40 (five years ago) link

gmail ignores dots in the address, anyway, so it wouldn't matter

if my adventures in misdirected email have taught me anything, it is that people have no idea what their own email address is

⌘-B (mh), Monday, 13 October 2014 14:43 (five years ago) link

^

carl agatha, Monday, 13 October 2014 15:31 (five years ago) link

My boss snagged the handle @LT when Twitter first debuted. Now he gets tagged for everything from LaDainian Tomlinson to most recently, "LMAO “@Lipstickthug: Nigga u sure bout that “@ClydesRevenge: @LT I wouldn't fuck you if my life depended on it”

pplains, Monday, 13 October 2014 18:00 (five years ago) link

i really want to read fake-caek's yelp reviews of these places. "the best honey mustard in town! minus a star for never emailing me a receipt like they say they will."

you little affront to god (reddening), Monday, 13 October 2014 20:08 (five years ago) link

fake-caek is certainly no gastrophysicist

GhostTunes on my Pono (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 13 October 2014 20:13 (five years ago) link

applause

Starland Vocal Gland (sic), Monday, 13 October 2014 23:04 (five years ago) link

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$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Barbeque on the side
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun sub with pickle
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 Barbeque and Ketchup on the side

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$2.01 Tax
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caek, Monday, 13 October 2014 23:42 (five years ago) link

this is racist

ledriver, Monday, 13 October 2014 23:47 (five years ago) link

Found a dude named caek who lives in the right-hand corner:

http://i.imgur.com/UGDDylP.png

But there are tons of caek in what I now call "Caeklanta," so who knows.

pplains, Tuesday, 14 October 2014 00:17 (five years ago) link

Hi ljubljana,

I tried to call and confirm your appointment for A1d3n for Monday Oct 20 at 9:30am. I couldn't get through on your phone.

Please send a quick reply to this email to confirm.

See you Monday,
Jacqui

ljubljana, Friday, 17 October 2014 18:06 (five years ago) link

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$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara.
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 Add barbecue
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Add ketchup

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$1.49 Tax
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$3.55 tip
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caek, Friday, 24 October 2014 02:04 (five years ago) link

Damn, man. Eat something else now and then.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Friday, 24 October 2014 03:15 (five years ago) link

I created a jackd account to talk to someone til I get u back I'm sorry baby I just can't deal with the pain......

caek, Friday, 24 October 2014 19:32 (five years ago) link

love this thread

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Friday, 24 October 2014 19:37 (five years ago) link

aw

HEY GRANDMA! <3

If you don't know. This is Mikayla! I'm sorry I have not wrote to you in a long time. I just don't like to be on my phone much anymore! I've been doing good! I've been going to Zumba class (that's a dance workout class) and running around in the woods! Just trying to keep active because I know winter is right around the corner! I really dislike winter. I've also picked up drawing! I'll have to show you some of my work! And speaking of work I feel like I've been doing a lot of that at the nursing home! It's not such a bad job.. It's just that the people that work there can be real hot headed!!!! Like this girl that's in dietary with me. She's been giving me trouble! Everyone tells me it's just her personality but I knew her for a while and before she was never mean towereds me until we stopped hanging out! But I think it's blowing over so I'm not as worried about it as before!!! I kind of feel like lately I've really been discovering myself! And I kind of like it! I'm happier now then I have ever been befor! (Probably because I'm out of school!) but I'm thinking of some big changes soon!
Besides that how have you been doing? I really miss you!!! :(
After winter is over I'm thinking about a road trip to come visit you! ;)
So message me back! And I'll see if I can get my drawings sent so you can see :) the other pictures are just from the woods and stuff.(like post cards)
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~love Mikayla

festival culture (Jordan), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:00 (five years ago) link

Awwww I would write back to that one and tell her she had the wrong address because I bet it's going to make her grandma super happy to get that email.

carl agatha, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:30 (five years ago) link

oh i totally did, i always tell them it's a wrong address if it's a legit & sincere message.

festival culture (Jordan), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:40 (five years ago) link

<3 You are a legit and sincere dude.

carl agatha, Friday, 24 October 2014 20:44 (five years ago) link

sincerely legit move

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 24 October 2014 20:58 (five years ago) link

so pleased with yourself when you got in early and scooped that grandma at gmail dot com address

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 25 October 2014 19:38 (five years ago) link

I write back if it's professional contacts or important, like the dude trying to confirm that his son would take him to a colonoscopy

kissaroo and Tyler, too (DJP), Saturday, 25 October 2014 20:20 (five years ago) link

I can't imagine much worse than doing the colonoscopy prep and then missing the colonoscopy.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 25 October 2014 21:33 (five years ago) link

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caek, Sunday, 26 October 2014 20:58 (five years ago) link

faek caek splashing out

sweet lids of the stars (seandalai), Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:23 (five years ago) link

hope he had a nice dinner

sweet lids of the stars (seandalai), Sunday, 26 October 2014 21:24 (five years ago) link

something new!

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 27 October 2014 02:43 (five years ago) link

Aw weekend with the kids

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Monday, 27 October 2014 04:59 (five years ago) link

I first thought the restaurant's actual name was "Uncle Julio's Perimeter"

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 27 October 2014 05:02 (five years ago) link

like Uncle Julio is this dude that gives off great vibes but he does not like to be touched

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 27 October 2014 05:03 (five years ago) link

so everyone gathers near the perimeter of his comfort zone and eats some mesquite and tex-mex fare, soaking it all in.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 27 October 2014 05:05 (five years ago) link

I imagined a huge grill that Julio throws food from the middle of

los blue jeans, Saturday, 1 November 2014 05:07 (five years ago) link

big weekend...

caek, Monday, 3 November 2014 06:13 (five years ago) link

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$3.75 French Fries
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
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$0.00 Add ketchup and Barbeque
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caek, Monday, 3 November 2014 06:13 (five years ago) link

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$0.00 No Marinara. Butter Sauce Only
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
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$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
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caek, Monday, 3 November 2014 06:13 (five years ago) link

Practice including team meet this Friday at 14:00 at the Sportek softball/baseball field tel-aviv (corner of even gvirol st):
The time allotted for this practice and team meet on the field 2 hours.


Ok here are the guys that can make the practice
1. Yoram G
2. Eli P (will arrive late)
3. Lowell
4. Amit P
5. Avi S
6. Mike W
7. Din



Here are the guys that we need an answer from yes or no :
1. Benny P
2. Danny
3. Blair P
4. Tomer P

caek, Monday, 3 November 2014 06:14 (five years ago) link

Hi Galia,
I can make it from 2-3 by chance, but usually I work those hours and Shabbat is much better for me. My son Tomer will be in Eilat for the weekend. Looking forward to the practice. Be well and regards to all. Blair

caek, Monday, 3 November 2014 06:14 (five years ago) link

Hey Girls,

Many thanks for the nice bottle and card in honor of my 80th. OMG where did all those years go?
It was hard on reentry this round and the Danish experience was beyond hard, but Ingelise is in a fairly decent place which is the most important thing. It was touted as a lock down, which is not quite the case. If the resident wears a special bracelet the doors will nor open. However, a person has the right to refuse, which Ingelise does. The director of the place tried to convince Inge to wear the thing, by telling her,this is what is done in this home...everyone wears a bracelet....Inge scrutinized her and observed...you are not wearing one! That's my girl....demens, but not dumb!

The weather has been fantastic and it is good to be home; feels like I missed summer as I put the garden to bed and winterize the Van and realize all the projects I did not accomplish...and the golf games I did not play......next year.

Looking forward to your return...enjoy..take care.....much love,
Nancy

caek, Monday, 3 November 2014 06:15 (five years ago) link

truly a bumper crop! nancy sounds awesome imo

you little affront to god (reddening), Monday, 3 November 2014 06:44 (five years ago) link

<3 <3 Nancy

carl agatha, Monday, 3 November 2014 12:17 (five years ago) link

Anyone mind if I break your heart?

http://i.imgur.com/ZEZhJoE.png

pplains, Monday, 3 November 2014 14:46 (five years ago) link

send back an email that just says "help me"

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 3 November 2014 15:32 (five years ago) link

"And I want to see you get the right address correct. I raised your father better than this."

pplains, Monday, 3 November 2014 15:36 (five years ago) link

a video of grandpa's hands writing "me back" on a sheet of paper and then double middle fingers ending.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 3 November 2014 15:36 (five years ago) link

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$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
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caek, Monday, 3 November 2014 23:41 (five years ago) link

i feel like this has gone on too long for me to call joey d's oak room.

caek, Monday, 3 November 2014 23:41 (five years ago) link

It's not Joey D's who?

pplains, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 00:07 (five years ago) link

call them after every order. "hi there, my order says a chicken bbq sandwich with no bun but i actually want a bun with no chicken"

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 02:15 (five years ago) link

if these receipts ever stop coming, i think you might be morally obligated to call the police and ask them to do a wellness check, as fake-caek is probably lying at the bottom of a staircase with a broken hip + slowly starving to death.

you little affront to god (reddening), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 02:50 (five years ago) link

or just as likely standing in front of the stove with a box of fettuccine slowly starving to death

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 03:21 (five years ago) link

every time i consider quitting ilx, i remember that i would no longer get joey d oak room updates and i don't think i'm ready for that just now

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 4 November 2014 04:31 (five years ago) link

Whitetail & Wing Shooting Ranch of Texas
Dear Ted,
The first week of Deer season for WWR came with a welcomed set of cool fronts and much needed rain. Below are highlights and we still have openings if you wish to book a hunt for any class of Whitetail, Exotics or Quail. 2014 season prices (some reduced) are updated on our website www.wwroftexas.com

(Photos of beautiful animals and the grinning white people who murdered them omitted, but here are the captions.)

JOHNS - 219" (not including broke off 13" G2) & PAMS 164"

JARROD'S BIGGEST BUCK YET - 207"

WYATT'S (10 YEARS OLD) FIRST BUCK - 173"

MASON'S BIGGEST & WITH A BOW - 155"

COLEMAN HELPING HARVEST A MNGT BUCK - 143"

JOHN'S 36" SCIMITAR ORYX

COLIN's MNGT RED STAG WITH A BOW!

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 4 November 2014 08:09 (five years ago) link

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$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
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caek, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:00 (five years ago) link

4 in 6 days :-(

caek, Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:00 (five years ago) link

Is it a home address? Could this be an office worker?

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 6 November 2014 04:24 (five years ago) link

they're really into that joey d honey mustard, huh

you little affront to god (reddening), Thursday, 6 November 2014 08:20 (five years ago) link

EIGHT DOLLARS for those sliced tomatoes with mozzarella
gtfo

kinder, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:23 (five years ago) link

PseudoCaek isn't ordering directly from Joey D's, he's going through a third-party service, Mobile Waiters.

pplains, Thursday, 6 November 2014 18:58 (five years ago) link

there are some horribly formed local business names available through Mobile Waiters

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:01 (five years ago) link

such as Bangkok Thyme and Cowtippers

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 6 November 2014 19:01 (five years ago) link

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$0.00 Fries
$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara
$0.00 No marinara; Butter Sauce only
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra Honey Mustard;
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No Bun

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$2.28 Tax
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caek, Friday, 7 November 2014 01:50 (five years ago) link

no bun huh

lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 01:54 (five years ago) link

they had a coupon this time!

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 01:57 (five years ago) link

must've joined the Text Club!

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$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 01:59 (five years ago) link

certainly didnt get it via email right fellas

lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:11 (five years ago) link

i didn't either

caek, Friday, 7 November 2014 02:29 (five years ago) link

Hey Guys

Todays practice is about "creating" a Team.
The game is Softball, today the location is the Sportek near Even Gvirol Street in Tel-Aviv at 14:00.

Its coming down to the nitty-gritty,
we have to deal with technical issues, primarily raising money,
but I have nothing to do with the money unless we have devoted players.

All of us have other (better) things to do for ourselves, families and so on,
so in respect and consideration of that we will have to be organized and pre-planned.

Players are the basis of all this, and no matter how much organizing and planning we do,
If there is no real intent (& passion) lets save us all the effort.

So its GO or no go – one of the questions that I intend to raise is what day and time in the week is best ?
The only logical day in my opinion is Friday. Practices will not be longer than 1.5 hours.
Those not attending today please respond by next Tuesday.

We have to start practicing so that if we get the funds in time (registration and money by Dec 15),
we know that we have a committed Team behind them.

caek, Friday, 7 November 2014 05:29 (five years ago) link

the formatting and punctuation,
when combined with all of the half-ass inspirational tropes - one of the posts that I intend to post is this guys crazy?

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 05:35 (five years ago) link

congratulation on making softball sound unfun guy

lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 13:35 (five years ago) link

The only logical day in my opinion is Friday.

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Friday, 7 November 2014 17:32 (five years ago) link

Matt,

First off, was this the kind of F-150 you were talking about at PT yesterday morning? (See attached pictures)

Also, here is an article I though you might find interesting. Too bad we are so frackin tight on our hundreds of emission laws-

http://www.mpgomatic.com/2008/03/15/35-mpg-why-wait-until-2020/

Call me when you get a chance.

Justin

― caek, Monday, June 2, 2008 1:11 PM (6 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sry abt this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 7 November 2014 17:35 (five years ago) link

"frackin tight" - I see what you did there, HOOS

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Friday, 7 November 2014 17:53 (five years ago) link

Sorry, got it from one of the guys on the team.
In any case, if you play softball you are invited.

caek, Friday, 7 November 2014 18:21 (five years ago) link

Correction: if you are passionate about softball, you are invited. Don't waste our time.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 November 2014 18:23 (five years ago) link

do you even live in Israel caek

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 7 November 2014 18:33 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/rBRmSmN.jpg

lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:13 (five years ago) link

no i live in america!

caek, Friday, 7 November 2014 19:57 (five years ago) link

someone told me theres a style of softball now where u just get one pitch and if its a strike or foul ur out if its a ball u walk if you get a hit u get a hit and so forth sounds p cool

lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:00 (five years ago) link

I would play that, as an app

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Friday, 7 November 2014 20:03 (five years ago) link

i am not that girl's grandad. i feel bad that i didn't make that clearer in my attempt to be nice.

sktsh, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:56 (five years ago) link

(it's probably because i used the word lest like some oldtimey weirdo smdh)

sktsh, Friday, 7 November 2014 20:58 (five years ago) link

lmaooo

lag∞n, Friday, 7 November 2014 21:08 (five years ago) link

or her granddad's name is paul, too

mh, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:38 (five years ago) link

ja i assume so. i get a lot of emails for people with my name.

sktsh, Friday, 7 November 2014 22:43 (five years ago) link

good work getting that original gmail address for a common name anyway, whatever consequences it is now having

Roberto Spiralli, Saturday, 8 November 2014 00:22 (five years ago) link

I have my firstn✧✧✧.lastn✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧ but nobody else has my name, never mind being able to spell it

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:02 (five years ago) link

firstname/lastname/gmail/com in case that wasn't obvious

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:03 (five years ago) link

that is a pretty uncommon name

lag∞n, Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:06 (five years ago) link

yep

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Saturday, 8 November 2014 01:12 (five years ago) link

maybe she thinks you're hella old

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 8 November 2014 02:55 (five years ago) link

maybe she thinks you collect wooden mallard duck decoys.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 8 November 2014 03:45 (five years ago) link

maybe ur her grandpa

lag∞n, Saturday, 8 November 2014 04:01 (five years ago) link

try it on for a few emails. see how it feels.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 8 November 2014 04:03 (five years ago) link

The Usernames and the Lastnames have been feudin' for generations.

Three Word Username, Saturday, 8 November 2014 09:49 (five years ago) link

ok, this is me getting phished, right?

http://i.imgur.com/rlCOMuV.jpg

pplains, Monday, 10 November 2014 00:10 (five years ago) link

she sounds hot

lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 00:13 (five years ago) link

THAT'S MY GRANDDAUGHTER YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.

pplains, Monday, 10 November 2014 00:23 (five years ago) link

[shrugs sheepishly]

lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 00:24 (five years ago) link

if i'm ever in atlanta i'm making it my mission to try that chicken sandwich

ciderpress, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:09 (five years ago) link

I've started to say shit like "it's straight butter sauce, man. no marinara." about stuff I like irl, and nobody asks me about it.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 November 2014 19:16 (five years ago) link

prob searching urbandictionary

lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:19 (five years ago) link

it will hit a mixtape soon

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 10 November 2014 19:23 (five years ago) link

Jones Williams <joneswilliamsjoneswilliam✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
2:22 PM (1 minute ago)

Hello,This is MR Jones Williams Good Morning how are you doing today? i will like to book limo car for my son's birthday,please let me know if it's available for renting and can you lets me know the limo seats you have now available. Then do you accept credit card payment and what area do you service too.Thanks.

lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:25 (five years ago) link

prob just spam but i dont understand

lag∞n, Monday, 10 November 2014 19:25 (five years ago) link

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra honey mustard
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 Extra BBQ sauce, no bun
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Ketchup, bbq sauce

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$4.99 Delivery
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caek, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:24 (five years ago) link

Is he spending like $40 a night on takeout? Thats like, a weeks grocery money. Insane.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:40 (five years ago) link

i always pictured him eating them over a few days or something but idk does it time out like that

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:45 (five years ago) link

can investigating this guys life be the next season of serial podcast pls

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:46 (five years ago) link

its clearly a team of people who are working late and its expensed cmon folks

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:54 (five years ago) link

or its two people and they each get a chicken sandwich and split the fries and salad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:55 (five years ago) link

nah three entrees, no bun guy doesnt eat the fires, nor does salad guy, Oak Room Chicken Sandwich eats the fries

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:56 (five years ago) link

dinner for three for forty bucks sounds great to me; regional differences

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:14 (five years ago) link

yeah that sounds like straight up butter sauce to me.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:18 (five years ago) link

dawg, you think EVERYTHING is butter sauce

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:19 (five years ago) link

not an ounce of marinara in that observation

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 05:29 (five years ago) link

I found the guy's house, I said this

pplains, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 14:28 (five years ago) link

feeling shame for how much I spend on food, now

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 14:51 (five years ago) link

xp can you discern if hes stockpiling honey mustard

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:17 (five years ago) link

food is important to live

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 19:46 (five years ago) link

The occasional $30 splurge on some delivered pizzas is Lyfe, but imo spending money on eating out/delivery every night of the week is wasteful. Hell, if you can afford it, go for it, but I'm a tightarse with stuff like that (and I like cooking, so).

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:10 (five years ago) link

Is he spending like $40 a night on takeout? Thats like, a weeks grocery money. Insane.

― Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 04:40 (17 hours ago)

faek caek is evidently a baller tho
shouldnt be judged by normal standards

milord z (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:14 (five years ago) link

feel bad for anyone who hasnt got super fat living the delivery lyfestyle

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:17 (five years ago) link

I bought a $25 tuna steak I have cooked myself

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:37 (five years ago) link

what I'm saying is that you can buy expensive foods that aren't from a restaurant

also the meat counter guy upsold me and I bought a lobster tail that was on sale

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:37 (five years ago) link

listen im gonna give u a little life advice, move to new york, get fat eating exclusively delivery while hiding inside your tiny apartment

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:39 (five years ago) link

they even have an app for it now where u dont have to talk to anyone or bother exchanging money w the delivery guy its some next level shit

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:40 (five years ago) link

man i cld really go for two grilled cheese sandwiches and a salad w russian dressing or maybe some duck green curry and a bubble tea

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:41 (five years ago) link

only true introverts

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:42 (five years ago) link

oh god have I told ilx that panera now has an iphone app and it is like a 30 second detour on the way to work? they leave your order on a shelf next to the front door, no human interaction

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:42 (five years ago) link

lmao the future is actually much better than they said it wld be i have no interest in flying cars

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:44 (five years ago) link

true yorkers get on a co-op diet with a weekly pick up of ramps, local zucchini, blue carrots, heirloom tomatoes and artisanal melons, then let that shit rot in the fridge

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:46 (five years ago) link

its good for nurturing the requisite self loathing necessary to ordering form the same place twice in one day

lag∞n, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:48 (five years ago) link

eating at the same place for lunch and dinner is one of my favorite lows for sure

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 22:50 (five years ago) link

Never done that, I get mad enough at myself when I have the same protein two times in one day.

Spirit of Match Game '76 (silby), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:02 (five years ago) link

I have opened the refrigerator and quickly closed it in shame after grabbing a beer when I notice some greens going bad

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:05 (five years ago) link

face the truth throw those radishes away you won't make that salad

mattresslessness, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:06 (five years ago) link

what I'm saying is that you can buy expensive foods that aren't from a restaurant

That, I got no beef with. Or tuna with.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:11 (five years ago) link

i literally just got my order and it included bok choy, asian pears, a big sprig of rosemary, a butternut squash, farmer's cheese and a bottle of mcclure's bloody mary mix.

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:31 (five years ago) link

WHy would you want to buy expensive food not from a restaurant.

pplains, Tuesday, 11 November 2014 23:59 (five years ago) link

Bcz sometimes the only way to buy qual 'greds for cooking is sadly to have to pay more for em?

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:30 (five years ago) link

i get fresh squeezed kosher orange juice for $12.99 a gallon. It is the best orange juice.

sarahell, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:35 (five years ago) link

food can be expensive but still cheaper than it would be in a restaurant

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:42 (five years ago) link

just saying if it's expensive vs expensive, may as well go with restaurant food.

pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:48 (five years ago) link

people who get in to cooking but only ever buy super nice expensive ingredients thats not really cooking thats shopping

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 00:58 (five years ago) link

as long as we're going down this road, my current fave dumb thing to buy and cook at home is SHISHITO PEPPERS, blistered in a wok with a spoonful of sesame oil, pat em down after five minutes and hit it with kosher salt and lime juice
they are awesome and easy and i am eating them now

Steve 'n' Seagulls and Flock of Van Dammes (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:01 (five years ago) link

I like to add frozen peas to my velveeta shells with cheese

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:24 (five years ago) link

Misdirected threads.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 01:49 (five years ago) link

i like to go to subway and just be all well whatu got just whip me something up ur the artist and then i never leave

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 02:05 (five years ago) link

lol

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:37 (five years ago) link

such a lovely place

pplains, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:45 (five years ago) link

i love sun chips

lag∞n, Wednesday, 12 November 2014 14:48 (five years ago) link

lol at that guy having a blue tick

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 13 November 2014 19:54 (five years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$3.75 Fettuccini Marinara
$0.00 Sauce on the side please
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun, fries instead of slaw
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.59 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.15 tip
$33.38 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:22 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

caek, Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:18 (five years ago) link

wow did they figure out how to get the fries for free

lag∞n, Sunday, 16 November 2014 23:20 (five years ago) link

"sauce on the side" is a striking change-up in MO

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Monday, 17 November 2014 00:11 (five years ago) link

does he know that someone is on to him

legit new threat wrt to a norman invasion (seandalai), Monday, 17 November 2014 00:11 (five years ago) link

someone who thinks they have my email address is really, really interested in a quote from esurance

I see your auto insurance quotes, Jennifer!

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Monday, 17 November 2014 02:13 (five years ago) link

is jenny short for jennifer

Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Monday, 17 November 2014 04:13 (five years ago) link

jenny is short for butter sauce

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Monday, 17 November 2014 14:45 (five years ago) link

i'm not much of a salad person, is it reasonable that the manhattan chef salad costs more than the oak room chicken sandwich w/fries?

you little affront to god (reddening), Monday, 17 November 2014 18:24 (five years ago) link

no but places always do that :(

kinder, Monday, 17 November 2014 18:40 (five years ago) link

hmm, just got scans of someone's passport with the text "you owe me big time!!!"

also had a nice conversation with someone else's match.com date (i explained to her that this dude keeps thinking he has my email, to which she responded "well that is a crack up!") and i'm getting the same person's usps tracking info.

and here's someone else's Domino's order since you guys seem to like that sort of thing:

Order Details
Order #: 333031
Date: 11/15/2014 8:32PM

The following order is being delivered hot and fresh to your door:

Quantity Description Amount
1
8-Piece Boneless Chicken
Options: No Kicker Hot Sauce, Blue Cheese Sauce
$6.99
1
Side Blue Cheese Dipping Cup
$0.75
1
Italian Sausage Marinara BreadBowl Pasta
Options: Italian Sausage, Hearty Marinara Sauce, No Shredded Provolone Cheese
$7.99
Food & Bev Total: $15.73
Tax: $1.46
Bottle Deposit: $0.00
Delivery Charge: $2.50
Total: $19.69

festival culture (Jordan), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 18:52 (five years ago) link

could be worse, at least they didn't order - BIG HOOS SANDWICH TRAITOR

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 19:02 (five years ago) link

Italian Sausage Marinara BreadBowl Pasta
Options: Butter sauce only. No marinara.

you little affront to god (reddening), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 19:05 (five years ago) link

Joey D speaks to you, his chosen ones. You have been raised up from brutality to kill the brutals that multiply and are legion. To this end, Joey D gave you the gift of the butter sauce. The butter sauce is good. The marinara is evil.

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 20:36 (five years ago) link

Marinara means something diff't in the US doesnt it? Like, just tomato sauce or something? Here its seafood pasta.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:26 (five years ago) link

yeah, red sauce

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:27 (five years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marinara_sauce

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:27 (five years ago) link

basic meatless red sauce

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:29 (five years ago) link

basic evil meatless red sauce

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:31 (five years ago) link

whoa man

lag∞n, Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:46 (five years ago) link

rude

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:48 (five years ago) link

"red sauce" makes it sound so bland and lifeless. A properly made tomato sugo can be a thing of simple beauty.

Anyway Im not gonna derail this thread yet again lol.

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:49 (five years ago) link

for sure, which is why I prefer white sauce

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:51 (five years ago) link

yeah, white sauce is butter sauce

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:59 (five years ago) link

it becomes confusing when you use 'butter sauce' to compliment other sauces

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 22:59 (five years ago) link

you'd probably just get whatever sauce they put on fettucine alfredo

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:01 (five years ago) link

that's alfredo sauce

Geoffrey Splenda, the first Baron Splenda (silby), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:01 (five years ago) link

that is to say, I am commenting on the pasta sauce landscape of north america

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:01 (five years ago) link

you get white or red, where white is on all the white sauce dishes and red is on all the red sauce dishes, sorry, guys.

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:02 (five years ago) link

Why not both?! /zoidberg

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:44 (five years ago) link

Joey D don't roll like that

So beautiful cow (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 18 November 2014 23:51 (five years ago) link

Some places do let you go half and half or mix, lol

jenny holzer, ilxor (mh), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 02:34 (five years ago) link

Actually I have made at least pasta bakes before with passata mixed with bechamel oh god dammit I said I wasnt gonna derail the thread...

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Wednesday, 19 November 2014 04:46 (five years ago) link

Nov 19

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Fries
$0.00 Add BBQ and ketchup
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra honey mustard

$-2.71 Discount: Coupon
$2.18 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$38.31 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:31 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:52 (five years ago) link

Nov 22

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Boneheads Perimeter:
$15.49 Whole Chicken
$0.00 Piri BBQ
$1.00 Grilled Asparagus (extra $1.00)
$4.99 Crispy Shrimp Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$4.99 Crispy Shrimp Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.50 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.00 tip
$30.96 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 6:18 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:52 (five years ago) link

Nov 23

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Boneheads Perimeter:
$15.49 Whole Chicken
$0.00 Piri BBQ
$0.00 Grilled Zucchini
$4.99 Crispy Fish Kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$0.00 Ketchup
$0.00 Oatmeal Raisin
$4.99 Grilled Chicken Breast kids Meal
$0.00 Seasoned Fries
$0.00 Ketchup

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.43 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.82 tip
$30.71 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:28 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 16:53 (five years ago) link

Two whole chickens in two days. Impressive.

carl agatha, Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:12 (five years ago) link

if he orders from there on thanksgiving, i may cry a little

Face facts poptimism hacks, your a scam. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 26 November 2014 17:18 (five years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun, extra bbq on side, ketchup
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 Extra honey mustard, no blue cheese

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.16 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.00 tip
$42.00 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:18 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 00:28 (five years ago) link

At this point, I could place an order for this guy

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 01:29 (five years ago) link

TS: inevitable christmas and new year's orders are gonna be depressing or reassuring?

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 01:38 (five years ago) link

there was a long break and no thanksgiving orders so that's promising

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 01:43 (five years ago) link

that's true!

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 01:49 (five years ago) link

Good day Andrew,
As per your request and questions.
Price remains as below quoted in effect till December 31,2014.
Shipping of new keel included.
Credit of old keel includes my return freight of the keel.
Please let me know as soon as you can.

Thank you.
[redacted].

vigetable (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 14:48 (five years ago) link

how much is a keel anyway?

festival culture (Jordan), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 14:56 (five years ago) link

The boys will be out school Dec 22 thru Jan 5. They can stay up here so they can be supervised while you are at work in the Day. Tre on the nights I have to work maybe they can stay at your house or mine. My house is secluded. They are big boys. The only thing is Shemi and Jesh are not and would need supervisión. De can have a conference call TBA

pplains, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 14:58 (five years ago) link

To cast J-100 Shoal Keel with stainless steel keel bolts cast in and hex nuts provided.
Keel faired to production standards , painted with 6 coats of Interprotect 2000E delivered to New Jersey/New York .
Total price @ $13,845.00.
Credit for deep keel return freight included @ ( $1225.00).

Net Price @ $12,620.00 USD.
Deposit of 50% with order.
Turnaround time 4 weeks.
Balance due prior departure of finished keel.

Any questions please do not hesitate to contact nme.

Thank you.

vigetable (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 15:01 (five years ago) link

My house is secluded. They are big boys.
My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

My house is secluded. They are big boys.

vigetable (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 15:01 (five years ago) link

Pee and Keel

carl agatha, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 15:22 (five years ago) link

Tre Shemi Jesh De

lxy, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 16:13 (five years ago) link

Thanks for visiting our Georgetown store! Below are the photos you snapped in front of our Selfie Mirror. Enjoy!

If you'd like to come back and visit us, make an appointment here.

We hope to see you soon,

Rent the Runway

Clay, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:05 (five years ago) link

c'mon dude post them

gr8080, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:10 (five years ago) link

i ask that you embrace the mystery

Clay, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 18:21 (five years ago) link

My dad sent me an email viral warning that was borderline parody:

This was sent to me from my sister Donna . Her Brother in law is really electronically smart.
Dee

Received this today and better safe than sorry!!!

Be careful.....don't open what it says below.

THIS IS IMPORTANT

BEWARE and tell everybody you can think of!!!

Better to be safe than sorry

Dave' s brother is a very advanced programmer who does computer work for a
living and has a high up status with Microsoft.

He doesn't send these if they aren't real. If He says this is for real, it
for sure is. Be aware.

VIRUS COMING !

Hi All,

I checked with Norton Anti-Virus, and they are gearing up for this virus!

I checked Snoops , and it is for real. Get this E-mail message sent around
to your contacts ASAP.

PLEASE FORWARD THIS WARNING AMONG FRIENDS, FAMILY AND CONTACTS!

You should be alert during the next few days. Do not open any message with
an attachment...

entitled POSTCARD FROM HALLMARK , regardless of who sent it to you.

It is a virus which opens A POSTCARD IMAGE, which 'burns' the whole hard
disc C of your computer.

This virus will be received from someone who has your e -mail address in
his/her contact list.

This is the reason you need to send this e -mail to all your contacts.
It is better to receive this message 25 times than to receive the virus and
open it.

If you receive an email entitled "POSTCARD," even though it was sent to you
by a friend, do not open it! Shut down your computer immediately.
This is the worst virus announced by CNN.

It has been classified by Microsoft as the most destructive virus ever.

This virus was discovered by McAfee yesterday, and there is no repair yet
for this kind of Virus.

This virus simply destroys the Zero Sector of the Hard Disc, where the vital
information is kept.

COPY THIS E-MAIL AND SEND IT TO YOUR FRIENDS.

REMEMBER: IF YOU SEND IT TO THEM, YOU WILL BENEFIT ALL OF US

pplains, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:30 (five years ago) link

My dad's intro was "May be something to this one. Lloyd pretty much personalized this message."

Lloyd is like 87 years old.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:32 (five years ago) link

I checked Snoops , and it is for real.

checks out, sounds like a threat

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:39 (five years ago) link

it's like a fire and brimstone sermon at computer church

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:46 (five years ago) link

I guess Donna is married to Dave?

pplains, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:59 (five years ago) link

Dave' s brother is a very advanced programmer who does computer work for a
living and has a high up status with Microsoft.

lag∞n, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 19:59 (five years ago) link

nobody high up at Microsoft does programming, duh

valleys of your mind (mh), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 20:01 (five years ago) link

"I checked Snoops, it is for real" made me lol

vigetable (La Lechera), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 20:24 (five years ago) link

"hmmmm. that shit's for real, man..."
http://www.prosportstickers.com/product_images/l/1380_snoopy_sticker_4__11935.jpg

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 20:27 (five years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/dDFRT8G.jpg

"No, man, it's completely legit. Tell all your friends."

pplains, Wednesday, 10 December 2014 21:42 (five years ago) link

lol it does say 'Snoops' so you'd need at least two

$0.00 Butter sauce only. No marinara. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 10 December 2014 22:12 (five years ago) link

lol @ "I checked Snoops"

Gumbercules? I love that guy! (Trayce), Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:56 (five years ago) link

Had to yoink that.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 11 December 2014 01:57 (five years ago) link

I think we have a deal. Kevin will give me a letter of intent. I left a number of parts with them to test and use to present to their board on Tuesday. Kevin expects them to approve our deal as per the letter of our requirements and we shook hands on the deal. It was a calculated risk on my part that I thought we should. He was also interested in our suggestion of an employment contract...you should reconfirm that this is an option on top of any licensing agreement and the 58K up front advance against fees.

I am having dinner with him tonight. You should follow up Monday. I was purposely a little vague on the employment contract issue....that could be good as it involves future design projects related to power systems and comms.... I'll try and give that clarity tonight.

You sounded great over the phone and he exchanged a lot of knowing glances with me.

woof, Friday, 12 December 2014 13:34 (five years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 No bun
$11.95 Chicken BBQ Sandwich
$0.00 No bun
$11.95 Manhattan Chef Salad
$0.00 Honey Mustard
$0.00 No blue cheese. Extra Honey mustard

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.02 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$40.86 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:48 PM

Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.

Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 18 December 2014 01:46 (four years ago) link

Come Celebrate Griffin's NEW Employment.
We are blessed and want to Celebrate with all of you and give thanks!!

Sunday Dec. 21st
5:00 - 8:00pm
Overtime Sports Bar and Grill
11300 W 135th St.
Families welcome.
Casual, just drop by or stay.

- The Weyforth Clan

valleys of your mind (mh), Thursday, 18 December 2014 03:32 (four years ago) link

i find myself closely reading every new Joey D's Oak Room order as if it is a freshly written poem and this is the song that plays in my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt2mbGP6vFI

a stupid red mute juggalo (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 18 December 2014 05:34 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

All,

Here is an outline of the beach weekend:

Mike and Jen will get to Selma at 4:03 (assuming on time) – we will pick them up and head to the beach (takes about 2 hrs from train station), assumes we will get to key pick-up about 6pm. Staying at Summer Winds, Mile 11.5 (center of Emerald Isle)

We will eat diner in Friday night

Meals:

· 3 diners (Fri, Sat, Sun) – two will be in – Friday and one other, one diner out; Mike/Jen do 1 dinner; Austin/Marion do other

· 2 lunches – we will take care of this – we may want to do 1 lunch out

· 3 breakfasts in – we will take of that

We will buy all groceries except the two eat in dinners (we can pick up what you want if you give us and shopping list and we will let you know cost). We will bring staples. You should each bring any snack or drink that you may personally want.

Bring a bathing suit. Right now they are saying the hot tub area will be closed; however there is a chance the roof repair will done before we get there and it will be open.

Looking forward to a great trip!!!

Love Dad

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:40 (four years ago) link

not going if the hot tub areas closed

lag∞n, Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:43 (four years ago) link

is the implication that if the hot tub were open, you need not bring a bathing suit?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:50 (four years ago) link

Hi Trayce,

As discussed, please find attached general information about V.I.P Franchises.
Additionally, this email is to confirm that Scott in the V.I.P Sydney office will contact you to discuss your Franchise enquiry.


Appointment with:
Scott Easton, Franchise Development Manager
Date:
Wednesday 7th January 2015
Time:
3:30pm
Location:

N/A

If something comes up and you need to reschedule, please call me on 08 8220 4538 or simply email me and I will advise Scott of any changes.

I know Scott is looking forward to speaking with you and thank you again for your time.

Kind Regards,

Alex Cummins
Franchise Development Co-Ordinator
P: 08 8220 4500
F: 08 8220 4588
E: al✧✧✧@viphomeservi✧✧✧.c✧✧
W: www.viphomeservices.com
VIP Sig Footer

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:55 (four years ago) link

VIP are a gardening/cleaning franchise.

It should go without saying I didnt make this enquiry. I'm a bit worried why someone in Sydney used me email, but eh.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Sunday, 4 January 2015 22:56 (four years ago) link

received an email the other day from a guy telling me that the apartment he'd showed me in barcelona had been sold for 400 000 € so i replied to tell him he had the wrong address and person. he sent me a message later to thank me for telling him so and that if i was ever interested in buying property in barcelona i should contact him.
gotta enjoy that hustle

Jibe, Monday, 5 January 2015 16:23 (four years ago) link

cn i stay in yr barcelona apartment some time

lag∞n, Monday, 5 January 2015 17:02 (four years ago) link

sure, as soon as i find a nice place it's open to all. just need to hear back from my guy out there

Jibe, Monday, 5 January 2015 18:16 (four years ago) link

its good to have a guy take care of all that for you

lag∞n, Monday, 5 January 2015 18:23 (four years ago) link

i dunno how i managed to live without one before

Jibe, Monday, 5 January 2015 19:12 (four years ago) link

RE: INVITATION TO THE GREAT ILLUMINATI - Alok Kumar <a✧✧✧.ku✧✧✧@i✧✧✧.e✧✧>
If you wish to join the "GREAT ILLUMINATI"to become rich and have fame in life Contact Us ( newmemeberofillumin✧✧✧@hotm✧✧✧.c✧✧ )

prob spam, but i want to believe

shmup....smug....shmub....shmug.... (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 January 2015 19:19 (four years ago) link

This year's Christmas card for 6ary 6rubbs asked, "When are you going to come up? We haven't heard from you in so long!"

Gary rented a room in our house for about six months, eight years ago.

pplains, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:26 (four years ago) link

its time

lag∞n, Tuesday, 6 January 2015 23:29 (four years ago) link

just today i've gotten a picture of someone's Cote d'Ivoire passport, a picture of a young couple in quirky vintage '50s dress, and a loan agreement for a farm:

​I need a little information from you to complete the farm summary.

1. I need your gross milk income $ _______________________

I have your pounds as 120,000 lbs
I need your total withholds:
Hauling $__________________
CWT _____________________
Advertising_________________
Dues______________________
Fuel Surcharge_______________

Anything else?

virtuoso thigh slapper (Jordan), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 17:58 (four years ago) link

btw the occupation on the passport is 'footballeur'.

virtuoso thigh slapper (Jordan), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 18:03 (four years ago) link

Gross milk

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 20 January 2015 22:02 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$17.95 Homestyle Chopped Beef Steak
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 Med
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette
$29.95 Filet Mignon
$0.00 Med
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$3.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.62 tip
$59.51 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:14 (four years ago) link

paleo new year's resolution

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Thursday, 22 January 2015 00:16 (four years ago) link

ha tru

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 01:16 (four years ago) link

what

http://i.imgur.com/oU8xaHU.gif

pplains, Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:31 (four years ago) link

hahahahahah

gr8080, Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:37 (four years ago) link

its beautiful great work

lag∞n, Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:38 (four years ago) link

due to my IG name being a common pharse in a certain US state i get misdirected IG tags almost once a week

gr8080, Thursday, 22 January 2015 14:38 (four years ago) link

Daddy,

3 questions Veronica (Dorothy’s boss) wanted to know…Can you ask Crystal:

1. Veronica wants to talk with James…is that possible, ok with James?
2. Is it okay with James if TLA ppl come to the funeral?
3. “If” TLA ppl make contributions, is there a fund she wants that to go to?

Regards,

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:59 (four years ago) link

:(

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 22 January 2015 20:59 (four years ago) link

4. After the service, should we get honey mustard or ranch to go along with the bbq chicken?

pplains, Thursday, 22 January 2015 21:37 (four years ago) link

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$10.95 Cobb Salad
$0.00 Balsamic -Citrus Vinaigrette
$0.00 No cheese
$14.95 Herb Chicken
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 Vegetable Medley

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.46 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.88 tip
$31.23 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 23 January 2015 23:54 (four years ago) link

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This collection of phrases is making me twitchy

kinder, Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:13 (four years ago) link

thats a much more solid order, props to this guy hes killin 2015

johnny crunch, Saturday, 24 January 2015 06:15 (four years ago) link

legit curious where he got the discount coupon if not via email

gr8080, Saturday, 24 January 2015 18:46 (four years ago) link

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From Joey D's Oak Room:
$14.95 Marinated Chicken
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette
$29.95 Filet Mignon
$0.00 Med
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.79 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.08 tip
$55.76 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 24 January 2015 23:55 (four years ago) link

whoa filet

johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:01 (four years ago) link

that is so much food in technically less than 24 hrs wtf

johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 January 2015 00:02 (four years ago) link

this is totally someone having a paleo diet hotel affair with someone they met at crossfit

mh, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:26 (four years ago) link

the love story of our time

johnny crunch, Sunday, 25 January 2015 02:41 (four years ago) link

Robert Downey Jr and one of the women from Friends in the winter romcom Let's Call the Oak Room

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 25 January 2015 05:45 (four years ago) link

lol someone just paypalled me $131. i guess it was a matter of time!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:20 (four years ago) link

loool

gr8080, Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:49 (four years ago) link

any cues based on the sender/transaction?

gr8080, Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:49 (four years ago) link

it looks like an ebay refund for a car brake shop called brakem0tive

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 25 January 2015 22:56 (four years ago) link

that's a lot of cole slaw.

pplains, Sunday, 25 January 2015 23:24 (four years ago) link

More notifications of upcoming franchise interview BS in my inbox.
Actualy found this guy on FB (he has a very googlable surname) so I'm half tempted to PM him and ask him to cut it the f&^%^ out.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 26 January 2015 01:04 (four years ago) link

Welcome Hornyfucker6367
CLICK HERE TO ACTIVATE YOUR ACCOUNT

(from some site called hookupcloud)

mh, Monday, 26 January 2015 14:36 (four years ago) link

activate furiously

lag∞n, Monday, 26 January 2015 14:44 (four years ago) link

and here I sometimes struggle to come up with good account names for websites, hornyfucker has this on lock

mh, Monday, 26 January 2015 15:06 (four years ago) link

Well, him and 6,366 others.

pplains, Monday, 26 January 2015 15:09 (four years ago) link

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Chicken
$0.00 Would like to order extra chips and salsa but I could not find the order in the menu. Could we add that to the order please.
$5.45 Nino Nachos (kids)
$0.00 Cheese & Beans
$1.15 Fajta Chicken
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 2
$32.99 Chicken

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.85 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.24 tip
$56.84 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 31 January 2015 11:23 (four years ago) link

"Uncle Julio's Perimeter"?

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 January 2015 13:36 (four years ago) link

is that the legal distance Uncle Julio can venture toward a kid's meal?

Sounds like a forks display name (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 31 January 2015 13:37 (four years ago) link

32.99 chicken??

kinder, Saturday, 31 January 2015 13:40 (four years ago) link

Aw it's the kids' weekend.

What's up with $32.99 chicken though.

about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Saturday, 31 January 2015 14:18 (four years ago) link

Ah grilled chicken fajitas for two.

about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Saturday, 31 January 2015 14:19 (four years ago) link

Very kind request for extra chips and salsa

It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 31 January 2015 17:50 (four years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/LklKY2o.png

gr8080, Saturday, 31 January 2015 18:31 (four years ago) link

this guy's got the mad coupon hookups, 5 dollars every time without fail

bonkers candle ancestors (reddening), Saturday, 31 January 2015 21:08 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Joey D's Oak Room:
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw
$0.00 BBQ sauce on the side
$14.95 Marinated Chicken
$0.00 Vegetable
$0.00 house salad
$0.00 Low Carb Vinaigrette
$0.00 BBQ sauce on the side
$9.95 Oak Room Chicken Sandwich
$0.00 Cole Slaw

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.09 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.23 tip
$42.16 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 2 February 2015 02:24 (four years ago) link

To all my Raindrop sisters:
>
> Just a quick reminder that our fun filled Retreat weekend is coming up fast, March 27th-29th. You have less than a month to register for all the fun we have planned. We will be at the February meeting to take your sign ups and please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood, screen and scarf. The first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers.
> Forms for Retreat are on our website.
> See you all soon
> Debbie Gill, Diane Lien and Judy Meir0w

Also, please do not forget to bring your painted memory boxes to Saturdays meeting. She who brings the most boxes wins a gift.
And last but not least remember the Women's Shelter items needed They are asking for size 3 and 4 diapers for the toddlers they have there. Any and all items you have will be gladly accepted.
Now remember to come and have fun painted with J3anine Maurer!!!!! See you there.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 2 February 2015 02:42 (four years ago) link

re: Tim's Bachelor Party

Damn... gonna have to miss this. It's my birthday on the 19th and I've already made plans. Sorry gentlemen! I'm sure it will be epic, but I'll be ready to drink y'all under the table at the wedding! Unless it's a dry wedding... yeah fucking right!

Clay, Monday, 2 February 2015 02:51 (four years ago) link

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Three Word Username, Monday, 2 February 2015 15:16 (four years ago) link

Tammy Word-Username from Georgia hasn't handed out my e-mail address for a couple years, since she had the Peachtree Medical Center send me Jacob's ENTIRE medical history (he is not a well man). I guess the angry phone call from the very nice medical records professional I wrote to has since worn off.

Three Word Username, Monday, 2 February 2015 15:19 (four years ago) link

How much of it did you read

The Understated Twee Hotel On A Mountain (silby), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 02:46 (four years ago) link

Not much. Type 2 Diabetes is depressing, also my conscience kicked in at some point.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 09:42 (four years ago) link

Yeah when it gets personal - financials, job apps, etc - I immediately email the sender and say "look, if you have a phone number or something for this person please contact them and tell them this is NOT their email address". I get thanks, I hear no more... then it starts up again. How can anyone be that dense? I gaveup and I spambin them now.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 11:34 (four years ago) link

I kept getting e-birthday cards for myname @hotmail.com . I emailed the people who sent it and let them know. The next day there was the same e-card in myname @gmail.com.

how's life, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 11:44 (four years ago) link

lol oh man

about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 12:33 (four years ago) link

The Well Mannered Dog <✧✧✧@thewell-mannered✧✧✧.c✧✧>
Attachments13:58 (7 minutes ago)
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to me
Hi Trayce

I have attached the lesson notes and relaxation protocol.

The protocol is rather long with lots of explanation in the beginning. Some of it does not pertain to you (i.e., we aren't using a head collar). You may want to skip to the daily tasks.

Be sure to call/email if you have questions.

Take care

Kim

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 6 February 2015 03:08 (four years ago) link

(this one to give this lady credit, she's just now replied 5 mins later with "omg my apologies for having the wrong address!!" so thats cool)

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 6 February 2015 03:09 (four years ago) link

Zebbies: Cape <c✧✧✧@zebb✧✧✧.c✧✧>
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to me
Hi johnny crunch,

Please find the lighting quote attached as per our meeting at the store. Stock is limited.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Regards
Brenton

johnny crunch, Friday, 6 February 2015 03:17 (four years ago) link

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$10.59 Two
$5.76 Crispy Chicken Tenders (kids)
$0.00 Ketchup
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 1
$18.49 Chicken & Beef

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.09 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.23 tip
$42.15 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 7 February 2015 21:47 (four years ago) link

how does he get $5 off every order, it's really a mystery

gr8080, Saturday, 7 February 2015 22:31 (four years ago) link

why do you think he orders so often, fairly common reward scheme

nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 February 2015 22:34 (four years ago) link

$10.59 Two

kinder, Sunday, 8 February 2015 04:10 (four years ago) link

One is $8.34 so you'd really have to be crazy NOT to get Two

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 February 2015 06:24 (four years ago) link

So I get this one, complete with an invoice attached for about $12K worth of medical computer software, and I say wtf?

Hello Dr. Ernst,

Thank you for taking the time to meet with me today, it was a pleasure speaking with you.

I've attached a PDF of your sales agreement. Please review the document, sign, and fax (or email) it to our sales department: (408) •••-••••.

Feel free to contact me if you have any questions:

pplains, Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:11 (four years ago) link

But then I find

http://i.imgur.com/lxgvOvB.jpg

pplains, Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:15 (four years ago) link

haaaaaa

gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:18 (four years ago) link

took me a minute but quality lolz

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 February 2015 02:14 (four years ago) link

awesome

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Thursday, 12 February 2015 02:23 (four years ago) link

Hahahah thats awesome.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 12 February 2015 03:02 (four years ago) link

Subject: moms cake

I just ordered the cake for mom it’s a white cake with an irish crème filling

http://i.imgur.com/JptYLgp.jpg

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:11 (four years ago) link

What I was imagining based on the text before the img loaded <<< the reality

kinder, Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:12 (four years ago) link

baked y'all a caek

gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:13 (four years ago) link

the moistness

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:26 (four years ago) link

http://www2b.abc.net.au/tmb/BoardFiles/164/Emoticons/sunglasses.gif

kinder, Friday, 13 February 2015 13:58 (four years ago) link

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 2
$32.99 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$9.99 Cowboy Queso

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.79 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.07 tip
$55.68 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:32 (four years ago) link

lol at dr ernst and that cake

no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:34 (four years ago) link

V-Day Cowboy Queso

johnny crunch, Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:50 (four years ago) link

finding my way around uncle julio's perimeter

the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:57 (four years ago) link

To all my Raindrop sisters:

Just a quick reminder that our fun filled Retreat weekend is coming up fast, March 27th-29th. You have less than a week and a half to register for all the fun we have planned. Please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood $13.50, screen $7.50 and first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers or you can purchase them for $5.00.
Forms for Retreat are on our website but please call Debbie Gill at 555 555 5555 and let her know you will be attending.
See you all soon

Debbie Gill, Diane Lien and Judy Meirow
Raindrop Retreat Chairs

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:22 (four years ago) link

Somebody who shares my first and last name and lives in Palo Alto is apparently very eager to play golf because I've now gotten three certificates of medical clearance (in French!) saying that she is cleared to do so. Maybe it's because we have the same name and are roughly the same age so I felt some kinship, or just because I'm a lawyer and omg HIPAA, but I actually called the clinic to let them know.

about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 16:42 (four years ago) link

I have received several queries about the condition of a golf course for an event. Must be the time of the year where we get ready for golf.

mh, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 16:43 (four years ago) link

Please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood $13.50, screen $7.50 and first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers or you can purchase them for $5.00.

This sounds like such a baffling combo of items. Are they making scarves by drawing on them with Sharpies!?

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 00:53 (four years ago) link

someone's been signing up to various equestrian sites and fodder suppliers in my name.

Fizzles, Sunday, 22 February 2015 13:34 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Chicken
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.84 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.70 tip
$37.88 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:30 (four years ago) link

$3.00 Twelve fifty-nine

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:21 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$0.00 Guacamole
$5.79 Small
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$10.59 Two

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.68 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.35 tip
$34.99 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 28 February 2015 23:43 (four years ago) link

holy trinity of mexican cuisine

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:55 (four years ago) link

"Uncle Julio's Perimeter" is the strangest name for a restaurant ever btw. Why not just call it Grampa Joe's Area.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:03 (four years ago) link

"does this look infected to you?"

The restaurant chain is called Uncle Julio's and Perimeter is the location in Atlanta.

There's an Uncle Julio's in Chicago. I've eaten there a couple of times and it is okay.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:38 (four years ago) link

...the plot thickens...

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 01:40 (four years ago) link

like a spicy molé!

hammer smashed nagls (mattresslessness), Monday, 2 March 2015 02:19 (four years ago) link

Well that makes more sense! ... I guess.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 2 March 2015 02:25 (four years ago) link

I used to live in Atlanta and am familiar with Uncle Julio's so I knew what the score was from the beginning and I'm quite sad that I didn't get to experience a world where I believed there was a restaurant called Uncle Julio's Perimeter. Because that's fucking hilarious.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 2 March 2015 02:38 (four years ago) link

According to the website there is also an Uncle Julio's Plymouth Meeting, and Uncle Julio's Grapevine, and an Uncle Julio's Woodbridge. Perimeter is definitely the best, though.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 2 March 2015 02:39 (four years ago) link

No complications. No hassle. Just a meeting between some pilgrims and native Americans mediated by my uncle Julio.

you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 March 2015 05:22 (four years ago) link

Me and Julio down by the Perimeter.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 2 March 2015 05:48 (four years ago) link

like a spicy molé!

― hammer smashed nagls (mattresslessness), Sunday, March 1, 2015 9:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i honestly considered writing these exact words tbh

lag∞n, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:44 (four years ago) link

group mind

mh, Monday, 2 March 2015 15:11 (four years ago) link

Texan Word-Username has now begun to cc: me, on everything. His actual gmail username is twordusername69. That is not the year of his birth.

Three Word Username, Monday, 2 March 2015 17:35 (four years ago) link

a few weeks back I got a misdirected email about buying a flat in barcelona.
today, i just received a misdirected email about buying a house in montreal.
i dunno if it's the same guy, but my similarly named peeps sure seem to be doing better than i am (though not at giving out their email)

Jibe, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:06 (four years ago) link

For a few months last year I kept getting emails from a woman called Freya - I couldn't tell if they were to her son or an ex-lover. They were always like "Wonderful to see you again and you are looking well. Fran is not well but you know how he is. We will be looking forward to Christmas of course."

I felt bad that these sentiments weren't arriving so I told her she had the wrong man, and she apologised. But the emails kept arriving anyway. At Christmas she sent a Christmas greeting that was longer and more heartfelt. I replied as I once again felt bad that it didn't go to the right person, but I couldn't resist adding in "I hope that you and yours have a wonderful festive season."

She sent a nice reply. Not heard from her since then. RIP.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:14 (four years ago) link

It just goes to show that sometimes love can walk into your life when you least expect it.

Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:15 (four years ago) link

xxp i'm also sure the dude in canada used my email to create a dropbox account. when i went there to create an account using my email it told me i already had an account, so i thought that maybe i'd just forgotten about creating it, requested a new password, went in the account and happened upon four or five pics of landscapes, then realised the name shown wasn't mine. last activity on there was from a few years back so i kept the dropbox account and sorry for his 4-5 pics.

Jibe, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:28 (four years ago) link

one of my namesakes is a real estate agent in la somewhere so I keep getting sent ask these contracts for buying houses.

kinder, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:55 (four years ago) link

Ever go on a crutis/77-esque tour of Facebook with your own name? Like facebook.com/pleasant.plains1, facebook.com/pleasant.plains2….

Did that with my name. Turns out, we're all assholes.

pplains, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:37 (four years ago) link

Cole, Here is an invitation to the Utah Real Estate website. Upon your acceptance of this invitation, any parcels of land that come on the market, fitting your criteria, will be emailed to you. I can assist you with any listed. Thanks. Brent

Clay, Thursday, 5 March 2015 21:54 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$13.99 Chicken Fajita Cobb
$0.00 Chipotle Ranch
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 1
$17.49 Chicken

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.85 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.72 tip
$38.04 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 00:45 (four years ago) link

the mobile waiters receipts always remind me of the generic not-really-fusion hotel foods, or travel foods of generic places. the I think of the food writers who explain never to have the Caesar salad at the Hilton in Bangkok or w/e, because there is no way the ingredients are fresh or it's something anyone cares about preparing and you're a million times more likely to get food poisoning than if you ate street food

mh, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 00:53 (four years ago) link

xxp i'm also sure the dude in canada used my email to create a dropbox account. when i went there to create an account using my email it told me i already had an account, so i thought that maybe i'd just forgotten about creating it, requested a new password, went in the account and happened upon four or five pics of landscapes, then realised the name shown wasn't mine. last activity on there was from a few years back so i kept the dropbox account and sorry for his 4-5 pics.

Ha, this happened to me with Microsoft Live. I tried to set up a Live account (Win8 tablet apps need it) and someone already had - reset pwd, channge the stupid name and avatar made, now its MINE SUCKER.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 01:07 (four years ago) link

At aspen dental on Airport. Dinner tomorrow night you think.

pplains, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 18:11 (four years ago) link

No particular email stands out, but this week someone has started to use my address to sign up for newsletters.

As far as I can tell, it is a diabetic member of the NRA.

mh, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 20:44 (four years ago) link

Somebody used my anonymous spam catcher email to sign up for and then not continue to pay for a Spotify premium account.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 20:53 (four years ago) link

I got an email from Apple today saying someone had added my email as their backup emergency recovery thingy. I went to click on something then had second thoughts: Im not sure it was a legit Apple advice.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 12 March 2015 08:23 (four years ago) link

So the guy with my gov't name in the Bay Area, who usually gets requests to have the jacuzzi fixed in one of the condos he rents or special offers to the San Francisco Symphony, ordered a pair of compression socks that cost $23.49. ONE pair of SOCKS that cost $23.49.

The socks people thoughtfully included his mailing address, which I promptly looked up. It's a hotel in the Tenderloin used by seniors and vagrants.

What

pplains, Saturday, 14 March 2015 15:10 (four years ago) link

Compression socks are expensive.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Saturday, 14 March 2015 16:02 (four years ago) link

maybe he kindly bought some compression socks for someone else

mh, Saturday, 14 March 2015 16:17 (four years ago) link

Billing address matched.

Nothing wrong with being an old man living in the Tenderloin with some varicose veins. Glad he can make it to the symphony AND to Oakland to manage those condos.

pplains, Saturday, 14 March 2015 16:38 (four years ago) link

You had one job, google.

http://i.imgur.com/5padVDA.png

pplains, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 02:27 (four years ago) link

lol no way

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 02:40 (four years ago) link

wait, why did you get that one!?

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 03:24 (four years ago) link

you see, Trayce, when you sign up for a new gmail address it asks if you have an existing address to send the backup details to

mh, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 13:12 (four years ago) link

Ah. I'd forgot about that.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 21:45 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$13.99 Chicken Fajita Cobb
$0.00 Chipotle Ranch
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.51 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.99 tip
$32.07 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 19 March 2015 22:28 (four years ago) link

Can't believe they made Trevion sign up for this shit.

http://i.imgur.com/Ze6cBsE.png

pplains, Friday, 20 March 2015 18:24 (four years ago) link

Hint:

stately, plump buck angel (silby), Friday, 20 March 2015 19:35 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 2
$32.99 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$9.99 Cowboy Queso

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.79 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.07 tip
$55.68 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 21 March 2015 22:36 (four years ago) link

Hello All,

About 20:05, Sunday, 22-March-2015, the negatives developing machine began honking with two error codes: E868 and E808, "NC1 ... system ... is abnormal ... .

There were still negatives in the machine so we let them finish coming out and did NOT load any more at that time.

About 20:30 we called RIGM, & Michael picked up, & after telling him the error codes, he gave us some conditions to look for IF we decide to continue without dealing with "chemical dumps, etc, ..." like is the recently processed film have any milky / cloudy areas on the film ?

Looked OK but the error codes would NOT clear, so Michael said to shut it down, & he said that he would escalate our ticket (# 999709), & someone should check up in the morning.

Thx, SteveK
UoU-SCL-Mac-IT

"Reasoning with a child is fine, if you can reach the child's reason without destroying your own." ~ John Mason Brown

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 March 2015 12:53 (four years ago) link

that final quote is kind of dark

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 23 March 2015 12:53 (four years ago) link

NC1 ... system ... is abnormal ... Dave, stop ... Stop, will you? Stop, Dave ... Will you stop Dave? ... Stop, Dave.

sktsh, Monday, 23 March 2015 15:47 (four years ago) link

The other day, I regret to advise I was on the other side of this equation. Yes, I sent a misdirected email :( I've been trying to find someone to take over my apartment lease, and an acquaintance tweeted me asking for more info, adv me her email address.

I emailed her twitter handle instead of her gmail, as the username. Realised my error a few days later when I hadnt heard back, but I SENT THE WRONG PERSON MY FULL STREET ADDRESS AND PHOTOS OF THE INSIDE OF MY HOUSE :(

I just hope its a dead email/the person doesnt live in this country.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 23 March 2015 22:10 (four years ago) link

probably posting about it on a hamster fan forum

kriss akabusi cleaner (seandalai), Monday, 23 March 2015 22:37 (four years ago) link

I think most australians have yet to get email so you're probably ok?

mh, Monday, 23 March 2015 23:39 (four years ago) link

hey now

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 00:49 (four years ago) link

in the us we mostly use "America Online"

mh, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 01:20 (four years ago) link

Everyone's hanging out in Uncle Julio's Perth and giggling at you.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 08:42 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$13.99 Chicken Fajita Cobb
$0.00 Chipotle Ranch
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Chicken
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.82 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.16 tip
$56.31 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 29 March 2015 13:58 (four years ago) link

whenever this thread is bumped i get a pavlovian craving for mexican food

bonkers candle ancestors (reddening), Sunday, 29 March 2015 16:45 (four years ago) link

omg I was just going to post that! I get a massive craving for chips and salsa.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Sunday, 29 March 2015 21:17 (four years ago) link

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(fucking DISGUSTING ENRAGING photos omitted.)

Three Word Username, Monday, 30 March 2015 09:37 (four years ago) link

hunting the wild crawfish

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 30 March 2015 14:33 (four years ago) link

asdfouj how do you even –––

Hello Kyla Henderson,

pplains, Monday, 30 March 2015 21:37 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 Salsa Verde
$12.59 Three
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 Salsa Verde
$12.59 Three

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.41 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.78 tip
$30.36 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 6:49 PM

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Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 4 April 2015 23:07 (four years ago) link

Jim,

Thank you for your interest in serving in the Usher/Greeter ministry. Please fill out the attached application and return it to me. Let me know if you have any questions.

In His Service,

Don ###
########
Usher/Greeter ministry

So open the application to see what questions are asked:

If you were to die tonight and stand before God and He asked you why should I let you into heaven,

what would your answer be?

and

Please write out your personal testimony on how you became a Child of God.

TO BE A GODDAMNED USHER/GREETER.

Then I get another email with an user/greeter handbook attached. It goes into great detail about what to do if someone has a heart attack, seizures, heat exhaustion, diabetics, and mentally unbalanced or disruptive persons:

The tenor or our times has created a climate where increasingly we may be exposed to mentally unbalanced persons. It is the responsibility of every usher and greeter to watch for unbalanced or disruptive persons, or actual threats to the leadership on the platform or any member of the congregation. In order to avert many disruptions and even in some instances, tragedy:

-One usher per aisle should always remain at the rear of the sanctuary, sitting in the seats reserved for ushers.
-Keep an eye on the congregation in front of you and be alert for unusual movement.
-Observe facial expressions of strangers entering the building for any tell-tale signs of a violent or argumentative nature. If you see such persons, do not attempt to confront them, but notify the usher/greeter coordinator, pointing out these individuals
-If someone moves toward the stage, or any member of the leadership team when not invited, move with them and be prepared to prevent them from getting onto the stage.
-Always watch the pastor/speaker for signals pointing out a disruptive or unbalanced person

Jeff, Monday, 6 April 2015 13:23 (four years ago) link

The tenor of our times!

Write Don back and ask for clarification on what that means.

Also what denomination is that church?

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 6 April 2015 14:06 (four years ago) link

Not RC.

My dad's an usher at his LDS precinct. He tells me one of his duties is to close the door and not let anyone in during Communion.

To which I asked, what the hell is going on during the rest of the service? People walking in and out like they're registering for fall classes?

pplains, Monday, 6 April 2015 14:56 (four years ago) link

And the power of memory – Jeff's misdirected email brought back from 30 years ago the face of an usher at St. Albert's, this redfaced Rich Hall-looking cat with a mustache. Nice guy and all, but his bloodshot eyes always begged for redemption.

pplains, Monday, 6 April 2015 14:58 (four years ago) link

Not RC.

My dad's an usher at his LDS precinct. He tells me one of his duties is to close the door and not let anyone in during Communion.

To which I asked, what the hell is going on during the rest of the service? People walking in and out like they're registering for fall classes?


Shabbat morning services at my synagogue growing up were 2h45m long, trickling in was pretty much pat for the course. Ushers would keep people at the back of the sanctuary until breaks in the action.

brunch technician (silby), Monday, 6 April 2015 19:30 (four years ago) link

And all this time, I thought it was just the Protestants who wandered around like it was a book fair.

pplains, Monday, 6 April 2015 19:42 (four years ago) link

I think Catholics get an extra helping of shame if they're late

mh, Monday, 6 April 2015 19:43 (four years ago) link

We walk in before mass, genuflect, take our spot in the pew and then we stay there until Communion. We get our exercise from the standing and kneeling.

pplains, Monday, 6 April 2015 19:46 (four years ago) link

extra helpings for wearing uncouth clothing to communion or for leaving before final blessing, as well.

Well someone just sent me Jim Mylastname's 2014 tax return, including his address and SSN.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 6 April 2015 21:31 (four years ago) link

Hi Guys,
Mon morning I am making a trip to Rockwall, aka Seyco, to pick up a new saw. If there is anything you need from there I can bring it back for you to save you the shipping. Call Ray Mon morning to place your order and I will get it from him;

The upper linkage in my saw broke. By the time I figured out what it would cost me and time it would take me to change it all out, I figured for a little more money I could get a new saw. Plus Ray will give a couple of bucks for my saw. I am going to get the Limited Edition saw. Don't ask me why. I just like it.

Check your exploded view of your saw. See if the upper linkage is solid or if there is an adjustable link in the linkage. The adjustable link has not worked out as planned. The only time they use this is during the initial set up. This is what broke on my saw. The same thing happened to my buddy in New York. Just so you know the replacement parts for this is $114.

Norm

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 06:04 (four years ago) link

Love the idea of these saw enthusiasts looking out for each other in their saw-related endeavors.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 7 April 2015 12:37 (four years ago) link

Norm,

Oh, god, I just now got your email about the saw….

pplains, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:29 (four years ago) link

I could use a sawzall, please advise

mh, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 13:47 (four years ago) link

some jerk in rhode island used my address to sign up to a dozen right wing sites today and they'll all give my address to associated causes, why oh why does nobody verify addresses anymore

Clay, Tuesday, 7 April 2015 17:51 (four years ago) link

I seem to get lots of emails from people using my email to sign up when they get a car or a car serviced. Dozens of dealerships all around the country email me when it's time to get the oil changed in a car that I don't own.

Jeff, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:29 (four years ago) link

Someone's signed me up to some BS ebook place called BookBub. It looks like its all shitty selfpub Twilight style crap and self-help wellness warrior cookbooks.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 9 April 2015 04:09 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$0.00 Chile Con Queso
$5.99 Cup
$1.99 Chorizo
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.85 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.71 tip
$37.96 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 10 April 2015 00:27 (four years ago) link

luciana cosmas <lucianacos✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
11 Apr (2 days ago)
Reply
to me
mambo

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:57 (four years ago) link

like.. ok?

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Sunday, 12 April 2015 22:58 (four years ago) link

She is the cosmas

kinder, Monday, 13 April 2015 03:57 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Combo
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Chicken
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Beef

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.98 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$40.30 Total

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 13 April 2015 23:43 (four years ago) link

no, thank YOU mobile waiters

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:19 (four years ago) link

and thank you uncle julio's perineum

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 01:19 (four years ago) link

ew.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:05 (four years ago) link

I don't want anything from u except a cigarette.....you can come ur things I promise I'm not going to stop u.....I have learned you can not hold on to anything that not holding on to u I get it now.....I just need this one favor.....if u can just forgive me for my troubles and doings and bring me a couple cigs please I'm going crazy over here there's no one here.......they been gone since earlier and I need one bad.....and I don't know if u got my other messages just ignore them......but ur business cards here and stuff u can come get them.... I want say anything to u.....I mean what I'm saying I'm now accepting the facts.....

Sent from my iPad

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 19 April 2015 02:29 (four years ago) link

hard times for uncle julio

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 19 April 2015 03:09 (four years ago) link

straight marinara

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Combo

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.63 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$7.66 tip
$52.85 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 4:21 PM

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Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 20 April 2015 11:56 (four years ago) link

I sure wish Spotify required email verification before you can create an account.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 20 April 2015 12:35 (four years ago) link

there oughta be a law

Clay, Monday, 20 April 2015 19:32 (four years ago) link

playing their new hit "Zero Dollar Combo" off the new album Juarez, welcome to the stage ALL PULLED CHICKEN

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Monday, 20 April 2015 19:44 (four years ago) link

The most recent ding dong to use my email address to create a spotify account is at least subscribed to a good playlist that I am now following as well - https://play.spotify.com/user/12131875258/playlist/0ydkUdMC7YKssM1j3atOGE

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 20 April 2015 19:47 (four years ago) link

Dear Year Up,

I just wanted to give you a brief summary of my ninth teen week at Year Up. I just wanted to share with my professors how awesome my week was. To start I had a great Monday pro skills class which I learned a lot of new interview tips. For example, I learned that asking questions in a interview is very important and can help you land a job opportunity. Further, in my week Thursday I turn in my project for Financial Accounting which I believe should be an A+ if you ask me. I'm looking forward to Friday for are guest speaker I want to learn more about Successful Business Men and Woman.

Best, Year Up

Year Up Student

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 24 April 2015 18:03 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$15.49 Jaunita's Platter
$0.00 Chicken Enchilada with Red Sauce
$0.00 Chicken Enchilada with Sour Cream Sauce
$0.00 Chicken Taco
$0.00 Pork Tamale with Beef Sauce
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.33 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$45.65 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:22 PM

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Thanks,
Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 24 April 2015 18:03 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$40.62 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 10:05 PM

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Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 25 April 2015 12:12 (four years ago) link

starting to miss the Oak Room tbh

brunch technician (silby), Saturday, 25 April 2015 17:20 (four years ago) link

Your Flight Information
Mon 11MAY

LV 1:05pm LIBERIA
AR 7:00pm ATLANTA DELTA 356

FARE: 75.00 USD
Taxes/Carrier-imposed Fees: 45.17
Total: 120.17 USD

pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 14:31 (four years ago) link

Now, that's the Liberia in Costa Rica, but still. That's one cheap airline fare.

pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 14:32 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.04 tip
$40.66 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:19 PM

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Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 00:29 (four years ago) link

it never ends

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 28 April 2015 00:29 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.00 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.04 tip
$40.66 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:52 PM

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Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 30 April 2015 00:17 (four years ago) link

extra $0.04 in that tip subtle cry for help?

Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 April 2015 00:25 (four years ago) link

nah that's 15% of the pre-tax/delivery/discount amount. B/c I had to figure it out I guess. They probably clicked the "15%" option.

jennifer islam (silby), Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:08 (four years ago) link

I finally bothered to look up Mobile Waiters Atlanta and at the bottom I saw "Powered by WISDOM"and http://www.datadreamers.com

man what a niche

jennifer islam (silby), Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:11 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 All Pulled Chicken
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No rice. Sub with chips.

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.13 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$42.60 Total

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Current Approximate Delivery Time: 10:33 PM

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Mobile Waiters

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:41 (four years ago) link

Okay I'm starting to worry about this person now.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:47 (four years ago) link

What is just JUAREZ.

pplains, Friday, 1 May 2015 01:53 (four years ago) link

"Yes, please, I'd like a Nogales with some sour cream."

pplains, Friday, 1 May 2015 01:54 (four years ago) link

JUAREZ
Slow smoked pork ribs, with Chicken, Beef or Combination Fajitas
20.99

ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 1 May 2015 01:59 (four years ago) link

apparently Uncle Julio's exists in Chicagoland and I am very tempted

ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, 1 May 2015 02:01 (four years ago) link

Ha, just saw that. And a GUADALAJARA and JALISCO too.

pplains, Friday, 1 May 2015 02:01 (four years ago) link

yeah he ordered april 30, 29, 27, 24, 23, 19, 13, 9, 8, 4

only once a week in march, and less in feb and january.

seems like it's getting out of hand.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 1 May 2015 02:13 (four years ago) link

apparently Uncle Julio's exists in Chicagoland and I am very tempted

― ultimate american sock (mh), Friday, May 1, 2015 2:01 AM (49 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Jesse and I have eaten there multiple times. There's a tortilla conveyor belt oven in the middle of the restaurant and people stand there and make tortillas while you're eating.

It's also near Goose Island brew pub so a trip there would not be totally wasted...

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 1 May 2015 02:52 (four years ago) link

he's going to have a heart attack

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Friday, 1 May 2015 03:08 (four years ago) link

is this thread deindexed?

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Friday, 1 May 2015 03:12 (four years ago) link

not being paranoid or anything, it's just that it doesn't show up in an "uncle julio's perimeter" google search, while "people that YELP are scumbags" does

Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Friday, 1 May 2015 03:14 (four years ago) link

They should just extend that conveyor belt out to faek caek's door.

pplains, Friday, 1 May 2015 03:48 (four years ago) link

There's a whole gang of juvenile delinquent hackers in Perimeter who order have figured out caek's e-mail and are now just screwing with him.

Three Word Username, Friday, 1 May 2015 08:53 (four years ago) link

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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 4 May 2015 23:24 (four years ago) link

$10.79 Soft Taco Plate
$1.29 Fajita Steak
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Beef
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
http://i.imgur.com/YNH1prK.jpg

$0.00 No flour tortilla. Sub with chips.
http://i.imgur.com/E1QAT1u.jpg

pplains, Monday, 4 May 2015 23:54 (four years ago) link

Subject: Nicks bday party

GUEST LIST:
Shika
Tia
Quirra
Lorenzo +1
Ricardo
Diego
Jerome
Randy?
Shawnda
Jolisha
Alisa
Joemane & Will
Nae
Jermell
Mervin
David

ALCOHOL(large bottles & cases):
Boru
Grey Goose
Hennesey!
Corona
Bud Light Platinum
Jello Shots (Mahogany)
Peach Paul Mason

FOOD & DRINKS:
Chicken wings/drumetts
Meatballs
Chips & dip
Nuts
Cheese and meat dip
Pepsi
Sprite
Dr. Pepper/Thurnder
Orange soda
Waters
Juices

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:19 (four years ago) link

Recommend catering from Uncle Julio's Perimeter.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 12:53 (four years ago) link

Dr. Pepper/Thunder

pplains, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 13:18 (four years ago) link

Cheese and meat dip

jennifer islam (silby), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:41 (four years ago) link

block of velveeta + hormel beanless chili

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:43 (four years ago) link

Randy?

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 16:57 (four years ago) link

Hennessey!

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:17 (four years ago) link

the fuck is a "mahogany jello shot"

Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:18 (four years ago) link

margarita autocorrect?

Sufjan Grafton, Wednesday, 6 May 2015 17:20 (four years ago) link

you can't imagine my excitement when i received a misdirected email titled "Fwd: Ben's 1st dj gig" with a video attachment.

lil urbane (Jordan), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:37 (four years ago) link

the video is a sideways depiction of a man in what appears to be an under-populated school gym (no crowd visible), on the mic doing hype work over a techno track. it's only 10 seconds long but there's really an arc to it, here's a transcription:

"put your hands up in the air...now bring it down just like this...bring it down...bring it down...bring it down...bring it up!...bring it up...bring it up...now freeze!"

lil urbane (Jordan), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:41 (four years ago) link

A treasure delivered right to your in box.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:38 (four years ago) link

like a Drag City newsletter

Sufjan Grafton, Thursday, 7 May 2015 16:48 (four years ago) link

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$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 8 May 2015 03:14 (four years ago) link

10 pm taco plate, damn.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 8 May 2015 03:18 (four years ago) link

Question: was Nick Party recipient same person as eats the Perimeters?

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 8 May 2015 04:04 (four years ago) link

well i mean they were both sent to me so yes? other than that, don't know! i post the full text of the perimeter emails (no full names or addresses removed)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 8 May 2015 04:13 (four years ago) link

Dur yes I meant sender, ugh its friday and I cant brain anymore.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 8 May 2015 04:38 (four years ago) link

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$20.99 Juarez
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𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 9 May 2015 22:46 (four years ago) link

goddamn i want a crispy taco plate right now

https://c2.staticflickr.com/6/5331/17335530479_38f17f84a4_b.jpg

Should I go? Will probably just RSVP no.

Jeff, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:17 (four years ago) link

rsvp at 4:01.

pplains, Monday, 11 May 2015 14:24 (four years ago) link

Oh I got a doozy this morning. Y'all ready for this.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 22:33 (four years ago) link

from: Winter - Ancient Secrets of Kings <win✧✧✧@ancientsecretsofki✧✧✧.o✧✧>
to: chris <tra✧✧✧@gm✧✧✧.c✧✧>
date: 13 May 2015 at 06:34
subject: Your Wisdom of Solomon Download
Congratulations Chris !

First of all, you’re in.

Here it comes… the wisdom of King Solomon (and how he became
one of the richest and wisest people to have ever walked the
earth).

Plus, how you can use the “Ancient secrets of kings” to
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Real glad you’re here.

Before I give you your free Wisdom of Solomon Report, I’d
like to get to know you a bit…

...so if you can do just one thing for me today, hit reply
to this message and say “hi”. If you have a moment, I’d love
for you to tell me three things -

1 - What’s your single most important question about
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finally creating the abundant life you deserve and desire?

2 - Why would it make a difference in your life to get a
good answer for this problem? (Details, please.)

3 - How difficult has it been for you to find a good answer
for the above to date? (Not at all difficult, somewhat
difficult, very difficult.)

I read every email (I’ll reply sometimes too).

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I’ll wait.

.

.

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When you’re not happy with the current state of your life,
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people in history (Confucius was wise when he said “study
the past if you would define the future")

[+] the surprising thing I discovered about wealth creation
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and Israel to create the ULTIMATE cocktail of wealth and
achievement (you’ll soon discover the recipe that you can
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And of course, lots more.

With these emails, I’ll help you clear your limiting beliefs
and emotional blocks as FAST as possible so you can move
onto the practical steps of creating the wealthy life you
desire.

By the way... did you notice that I’m referring to “wealth”
more often than to “money”?

It’s important to understand the difference.

Money is NOT wealth...

...money is only the means to wealth.

With money, we can buy things we want.

Nice car.

Big house.

Travel the world.

But on it’s own, money is useless.

So when you think about money, and about creating your
abundant life, think about wealth... what does it mean to
you to have a wealthy life?

Don’t just think about making more money.

Think about all the things you’ll do with the money.

Will you buy a bigger house?

Pay for your child’s college tuition?

Eliminate your debts?

Buy a car for your daughter?

Travel around Europe?

Go to university?

Start a non-profit?

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money (a means to an end), the faster you’ll get there.

Last thing -

Today’s Homework

Yes, I’m giving you homework!

Why?

Because on your quest for riches and abundance, you must
develop a strong habit of taking action.

Homework step 1

To ensure you don’t miss any of the amazing insights on
wealth from ancient times, do the following:

a. Create a special ‘ASOK’ mailbox folder/label
2. Create a filter that automatically adds any of my emails
to that folder/label.
3. Tick the box that says “always send to the inbox” (if
possible)
4. Tick the box that says “never send to spam (if possible)

If you do these 4 simple steps, you’ll never miss a valuable
insight and your bank account will grow as a result.

Homework step 2

When an email arrives:

1. Read it
2. Action it if possible (execution is everything)
3. Archive it into your special 'ASOK' folder

Homework step 3

Read the FR*EE Wisdom of Solomon Report today so you’re
ready for my next email.

Click here to download The Wisdom of King Solomon report.

Homework step 4

If you haven’t already, hit reply and answer these 3
questions:

1 - What’s your single most important question about
eliminating your fear of failure, making more money and
finally creating the abundant life you deserve and desire?

2 - Why would it make a difference in your life to get a
good answer for this problem? (Details, please.)

3 - How difficult has it been for you to find a good answer
for the above to date? (Not at all difficult, somewhat
difficult, very difficult.)

. . .

That’s it for now.

Your wealth education starts tomorrow.

Talk soon,

Your friend,
Winter Vee
Creator of The Ancient Secrets of Kings

P.S. In my very next email...

Why “follow your passion” is BAD advice (and why trying to
“follow your passion” is keeping you broke, overworked,
frustrated and depressed).

Don’t miss it.

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 22:33 (four years ago) link

Oh gross you know some poor idiot paid money to get on that scammer's email list and they couldn't even get their own email address right. smdh.

from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:21 (four years ago) link

I better add his name to my whitelist! D:

ugh

I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Tuesday, 12 May 2015 23:32 (four years ago) link

Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!

From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$10.79 Crispy Taco Plate
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 All Ground Beef
$20.99 Juarez
$0.00 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$0.00 No flour tortilla. Please sub with chips. (Gluten free option.)

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.13 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$5.00 tip
$42.60 Total

Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact

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