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Cutty,

When is your last day at work and how will this affect your awesome zingers?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:33 (nineteen years ago) link

dear sweet dean:

tomorrow is my final day of this minimum wage shite hole. the zingers, however, will continue indefinitely.

free wireless internet @ school + powerbook = zing factory!

love,

your cutty

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear cutty,

will you still have time, while in school, to smoke the chron-chron? And will you share it with me?

Your Friend,

hstencil

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear cutty,

Another one: is that dude in the red hat who I saw your BURRITOVILLE GIRL with while at, um, BURRITOVILLE her boyfriend?

Your Friend,

hstencil

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:38 (nineteen years ago) link

dearest pal joelson:

i will never stop my daily regimen of "chron-chron" consumption. and, as my closest friends will tell you, i am always generous with such things. sometimes they don't want to smoke, and i force them to. the BURRITOVILLE GIRL or OKINYA as she is also known, does not have a boyfriend. she loves me only. i think she is training that other spic.

with much love,

cutty-san

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Dearest cuttypal,

Is OKINYA training him because she's quitting?

Dude we need to hang out,

hstencil

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:44 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear cutty,

Are the rumors that you are going to move your zing factory overseas to take advantage of tax breaks and cheap foreign 'labor' true or just a dream?

Tu amigo

Miguel Blanko

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:46 (nineteen years ago) link

stencerini:

i asked her if she was leaving, and she said no. but then she winked at me and i ran away.

WE SHALL HANG! lunch tomorrow maybe?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:48 (nineteen years ago) link

dear white-man:

i do not condone the forced cheap labor found in over-seas and third world zing factories. i find in terms of quality vs. quantity, a zing is best prepared with care and delivered by the zinger and no one else. i may however, outsource my zing customer service to pakistan.

keep it clean,

cuttyzing

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

Dearest cuttyDUDE,

I am SO DOWN for lunch tomorrow. AIM me, homie.

Sorry, no question.

Bestest,

hstencerini

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:52 (nineteen years ago) link

dear cutty,

I am ever going to meet you?

love,
rosemary

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear cutty,

Do you ever order Cutty Sark just 'cause you can remember the name or is it the other way round, so you can remember your name?

Miguelito El Blanco

― Michael White (Hereward), Thursday, 12 August 2004 17:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear Cutty,
Where is your camaro? Did the Labret hurt? How come when I call Laydady nobody comes? How come you NEVER paid for that Dismemberment Plan CD you WON off me on Ebay? Where are your HORNRIM glasses NOW
What is the best Built to Spill album? Will the Feud ever get back together? Does Edna ever ask about me? Can you buy me MANY beers tonight?

thx
BQ

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear cuttybro,

Does the job you're leaving suck worse than the job I'm at? How can I get a better job?

Your Friend,

hstencilatcha

ps. thanks for taking me off that mailing list!

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:02 (nineteen years ago) link

dear lil rosemary:

i am agoraphobic and quite hideous. i find i only shine in the confines of this internet "noise board" where people can love me for who i am. thanks for caring, though, it warms the heart.

with mask on,

curddy

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Cutty,
Did you just write spic up there?

Thanks,
Speechless on Sixth Ave.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:06 (nineteen years ago) link

dear ddbrain:

who is this? do i know you? the camaro died in our lord's year 1999. the labret did not hurt, i was on special k at the time (1995). unfortunately, lay-dady had to be retired when pagers were no longer fashionable and cell phones reigned supreme (2000). i never paid for the dismemberment plan cd because i knew you and i was not afraid of receiving bad feedback (2001). my hornrim glasses were thrown into the depths of mount doom (2000). the best built to spill album is certainly there's nothing wrong with love for nostalgia/high school factor alone (1994?). the feud will NEVER get back together. EVER. edna loves you. you know this. i will buy you none beers tonight.

thx for your questions!

matthew

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:09 (nineteen years ago) link

dear haley jor-el osment:

the job does not suck as much as the pay sucking. casual attire is a nice perk.

cutty-rock

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:10 (nineteen years ago) link

DEAR CAB FOR CUTTY,

HOW MANY SPARKS WILL I NEED TO STAY AWAKE DURING AN 11 PM SHOWING OF ZATOICHI TONIGHT?

LOVE,

BEN GIBBARDEAN

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:11 (nineteen years ago) link

dear what deaner was talking about:

after 2 sparks, my stomach feels quite uneasy, my mouth tastes like a cotton-candy factory, and my heart rate is beating twice its normal speed.

so, i suggest: 4. especially if you plan on sitting in one place for two hours, not talking or moving.

respect:

cuttyberg

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

more than 4 sparks is SHEER HELLISH MIAMI!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I was thinking 1 Sparks pre-Amoeba, 1 Sparks pre-movie, 1 Sparks an hour into the movie. How's that, McCluttsky?

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:15 (nineteen years ago) link

dear ddb:

as a spic and a kike, i have a great wealth of racial slurs at my advantage. don't be jealous!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:16 (nineteen years ago) link

1 Sparks pre-Amoeba, 1 TEQUILA SHOT (LESS PEE PEE BRX), 1 Sparks an hour into the movie.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:17 (nineteen years ago) link

mean deanery:

it sounds like you have got it all figured out! please do not forget to drink plenty of water and keep your health insurance card in your wallet. clean underwear should help as well.

be well,

mcutty

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:18 (nineteen years ago) link

I AM GOING TO DRINK THE SHIT OUT OF THOSE SPARKS THANKS CUTTY YOU HAVE GIVEN ME SOME REAL ADVICE

― dean? (deangulberry), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Cuttlerry,
DON CABALLERO IS THE BEST BAND EVER! TRUE OR REALLY FUCKING TRUE?

anxiously awaiting your reply,
deedeebee

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear Great Cutterino,

Are you sure about this?

the best built to spill album is certainly there's nothing wrong with love for nostalgia/high school factor alone (1994)

I could swear I saw them on this tour (15 fans, Louisville, Kentucky - Butchertown Pub RIP) and it was Summer, 1996.

Not trying to be pedantic, it's my nature,

hstencil

― hstencil (hstencil), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:29 (nineteen years ago) link

dear ddb:

don caballero is actually the best band ever. especially if you are a big fucking music dork who wants to hear king crimson filtered through pennsylvania amish country.

love:

damon cutty

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:33 (nineteen years ago) link

cutty,

Take a Side:

Ian Williams vs Ian Johnson/Jon Williams

lovingly caressingly,

hstencil,

there's nothing wrong with love was released by built to spill in 1994 on up records. it was their 2nd record. i actually got to see the treepeople with doug on 2 separate occasions and they were, quite excellent.

― gygax! (gygax!), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:34 (nineteen years ago) link

dear hpencil:

i saw them on this tour as well, it was at under acme and there were 12 people there. i bought a t-shirt and a limited edition BTS 7" packaged in a cut out of a crosby still and nash LP. you can say perfect from now on if you want, i'll let you slide. i'm sticking with my choice.

mad cutty

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:35 (nineteen years ago) link

dearest gygax0r:

ian williams is a good-looking, charismatic, pompous bitch. i respect his music, but that motherfucker chews too much gum. they say if you swallow gum, it'll stay in your stomach for SEVEN FUCKING YEARS. the duo of ian johnson williams reminds me of a younger version of the cutty/ddb duo, so i have to go with MY BOYS!

seriously sincerely,

cutty ranks

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link

BTW I PRE-ORDERED THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH LOVE AND I WAS PROBABLY THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER LISTEN TO IT

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 12 August 2004 18:39 (nineteen years ago) link

Doug whats his name, was like "nah man we dont need studio monitors or mastering or whatever, let cutty hear it first!!"

JAH PROVIDES.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 12 August 2004 22:03 (nineteen years ago) link

Cutty:

You gonna hook me up with a dealer in brooklyn?

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Thursday, 12 August 2004 23:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear Cuttysan,

i bought a t-shirt; do you mean the one with the cloud that said Built to Spill? That's the one I bought. Perfect from Now On came out in fall '97, I think, at least that's when I hfirst heard it.

Besty,

hstencily

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link

dear hpants:

no, it was an ugly built to spill shirt with a picasso painting on it. i don't know what the painting is called but it is blue man playing guitar looking sad.

best regards,

cutty shark

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Dearest Cuttysan,

I think that's "Blue Guitar" or something and maybe it's at the Picasso Museum in Barcelona? I dunno, it was closed on Mondays, the only day I could check it out. This isn't really a question.

Bestest,

hstencilest

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 13:58 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear Cuttyest,

Why do people keep clicking on the juicy gossip thread?

Best,

hstencil

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:22 (nineteen years ago) link

dear h-nice:

people are drawn to gossip even though [CONTROVERSIAL MODERATOR EDIT]

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:29 (nineteen years ago) link

dear cutty,

how was les halles?

yours in sisterhood,
lauren

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link

That's the Kitchen Confidential spot, right?

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

http://www.nylawyer.com/gifs/home/hd_nyl_logo.gif

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:05 (nineteen years ago) link

DEAR LIL LAUREN:

i had potato & leek soup, salmon, and FRITES!!

it was delicious and free.

thanks for asking:

cudders

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

CUTTY,

IS THAT THE PLACE WITH THE CHEF WHO WROTE A FEW BOOKS INCLUDING KITCHEN CONFIDENTIAL?!?!??!?!?!

Hi,
g!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

WORST VEGAN EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

― ddb (ddb), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Matt,
Yo..how's life in the new pad? Are you still working? Pysched for school? ...

Also..did you sell Soul Caliber II? I got hooked on it in LA and would buy it if you didn't....

Peace,
MIKE

― M!ke Gnardillio (ddb), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:22 (nineteen years ago) link

AHHAHA

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:27 (nineteen years ago) link

dear gygax!,

yes, it is.

all my love,
notcutty

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

He seems like a COQ but probably a pretty good chef!

― gygax! (gygax!), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

YES THE FOOD IS VERY GOOD THERE, VERY FRANCH

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

CUTTY I AM GO TO THE NEW YORK WHEN AM GOOD TIME FOR GO?

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:42 (nineteen years ago) link

DEAREST DINGLEBERRIES:

MAN ANY TIME YOU ARE WELCOME I HAVE A SOFA BED IN THAT I MEAN I HAVE A SOFA THAT TURNS INTO A BED WHEN I WANT IT TO, IT IS VERY COMFARTABLE

HOLLER BLACK YUNG BUK

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:44 (nineteen years ago) link

CUTTY MY GRILLFRIENDS DAD HAS AN APARTMENT IN NEW YORK THAT HE DOES USE BECAUSE HE IS RICH AND CAN AFFORD TO DO THAT WHAT TIME OF THE FALL IS A GOOD TIME TO GO I AM THINKING EARLY OCTOBER THANKS DEENE

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

DEAN, GO IN NOVEMBER 2 SEE OOIOO AND PARTY W/ ME

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:47 (nineteen years ago) link

CANNOT DO THAT JON I AM SEEING BRIAN WILSON AT THE DISNEY CONCERT HALL ON NOVEMBER 2 ALSO ATP THAT WEEKEND ALSO MY BIRTHDAY SORRY DOOTERS

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

OCTOBER 23rd my friend Bryan is throwing some big birthday party (it's also my brother's birthday) (location: TBA) and I am djing it.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Fri November 12 New York Knitting Factory

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link

DEAN HAS A GIRLFRIEND? CAN WE SEE TITS.JPG?

(no, but really. dean, anytime you want to come down i will be here to welcome you to brooklyn.)

(also i'll have to know your real fuckin name)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

also PHIL is working on a huge WARRIORS Party (y'know, like the movie) for SATURDAY OCTOBER 30 THE DAY BEFORE HALLOWEEN.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

DEAN GULBERRY

― Red Panda Sanskrit (ex machina), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:53 (nineteen years ago) link

ALSO THE FALL IS VERY PRETTY IN NYC IF YOU HAVE NOT SEEN THE LEAVES BEFORE IT IS VERY NICE MAYBE WE'LL GO APPLE PICKING THEN MAKE APPLESAUCE

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:55 (nineteen years ago) link

LET'S GO TO DUTCHESS COUNTY, BITCHES.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:56 (nineteen years ago) link

SEEING OOIOO IN NY WOULD BE FUN BUT I DON'T THINK IT'LL HAPPEN IT'D BE TOO CLOSE TO DROPPING A COUPLE HUNDRED BUCKS ON BRIAN WILSON AND ATP BUT THEN AGAIN IF MODEST MOUSE IS CURATING ATP MAYBE I WONT GO BECAUSE I DONT LIKE REDNEX OR JIMMY'S CHICKEN SHACK

I HAS A GRILL FRIEND BUT THERE IS NO TITS.JPG CUTTY WE WILL GO TO BURRITOVILLE AND EAT THAT SHIT UP MAD CRAZY STYLE WITH LOTS OF ZINGERS

HSTENCIL I DON'T KNOW WHO PHIL IS BUT I AM A BASEBALL FURY SINCE BIRTH

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:57 (nineteen years ago) link

I've only been to NYC once before and it was in early December.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:58 (nineteen years ago) link

WWW@TITS.JPG

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Phil Two posts on ILE, sometimes. He is my friend, lives above J&R and has a great roommate and dog.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:05 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh ok, Phil Two. I thought that you may have meant Ph!l Fr33man who is too METAL and SCAREY.

― dean? (deangulberry), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

no, he is ghey, I read his dumb book. As opposed to Phil Two who is gay and super-awesome.

Maybe I shouldn't write that.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link

he's not exactly closeted.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:12 (nineteen years ago) link

well, no, I meant more about Ph!l Fr33man's dumb book.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:14 (nineteen years ago) link

darlingest cutty,

how are you celebrating your last day at the office? does it involve sparks?

cordially,
l.p.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:15 (nineteen years ago) link

DEAR CUTTEY:

YO ARE YOU GONNA HOOK ME UP WIFF A DEALERZOR IN NUDE YORK DIS WEEKIND? (OR SOMETIME SOON>)

VERY TRULY YOURS,
IAN MAXWELL JOHNSON

― Ian c=====8 (orion), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:16 (nineteen years ago) link

sweet lauren:

i am actually working just as hard as a normal day unfortunately. plus, i am training NEW GUY, which sucks, but he has kind of eased up a little bit with looking over my shoulder at everything i do. i have a hairycut after work, then i may ingest many different assortments of alcohol, weed, and other narcotics ALL WEEKEND.

love u 4eva boo,
cutty

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Dear cutty,

Should I get a haircut?

Best,

hstencil

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

DEAR IAN:

HELL SHIT YEAH BRO I GOT THE W33D M4N 4 U, HOLLER WHEN YOU ARE SETTLED INB MY LITTLE FRIEND AND WE SHALL WATCH PT 2 OF METALLICA MOVIE

cutterson II

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link

what is the most any man should ever pay for a haircut?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I said the funniest shit, nobody laughed.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

let's all welcome ian!

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 13 August 2004 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Cutty,

can you send me that cR4(|< 4 @b3lt0n £1v3?

-JW

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:15 (nineteen years ago) link

yes!

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:21 (nineteen years ago) link

cutty,

how did u get 2 b so AWESOME?

adam

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I finally groked abelton after hitting tab

now i want to buy lots of midi shit to control it

― Dr. Eldon Tyrell (ex machina), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link

adam:

i'm just as god made me

cutty

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:24 (nineteen years ago) link

holler at him!

― VIC MACKEY (nordicskilla), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Cutty,

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY HAMMER?

KTHX,
Big B

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Also...

check this out...i found it on the internets

http://alldisco.net/images/021905_8.jpg

LATEZ

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 21 March 2005 17:53 (nineteen years ago) link

cutty --

is something brilliant happening?

mark p.

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 21 March 2005 18:14 (nineteen years ago) link

3xc3pt3r "stunt roadie" fr4nk33 t34rdr0p double-fisting in top right hand c0rn3r, yeah.

― Silky Sensor (sexyDancer), Monday, 21 March 2005 18:55 (nineteen years ago) link

the pic rules for a number of reasons:

1. the asian version of bill haverchuck stage left
2. a drunkened scarf wearing swede freakin that girls behind

OH YEAH!

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 21 March 2005 19:59 (nineteen years ago) link

he is norweigian.

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 21 March 2005 20:19 (nineteen years ago) link

NORWHATEVER

― ddb (ddb), Monday, 21 March 2005 20:20 (nineteen years ago) link

asian haverchuk! YES!

also: SHEILA! FRANKIE!

my rating: totally awesome.

― lauren (laurenp), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

dear cuttey:

do you realize you look kinda like the guy who played TOMMY HYLAND on the History Channel special "Breaking Vegas"?

― Ian John50n (orion), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:02 (nineteen years ago) link

you look like a lot of people cutty.

― Great, Brave, True, Strong...adam levine (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 23 March 2005 23:08 (nineteen years ago) link

i have one of those "faces"

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 24 March 2005 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Will you look at my plate please?

I MADE A PLATE

― Great, Brave, True, Strong, Great, Real, Wise, Great...adam levine (nordicskilla, Thursday, 24 March 2005 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

umm also Cutty resembles the dude who is going to make out with the sister (on the WB show about the kids from kansas with no parents which stars Aunt Becky from Full House as their new mom) I think it's called Bitch Mountain....or uhhh Summerland

― why are the stars so tiny? (crablangoon), Thursday, 24 March 2005 17:40 (nineteen years ago) link

six months pass...

Cutty,

I read in that other board that you're some sort of "smooth motherfucker".

Can you confim?

Yours curious,
Adam

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:28 (eighteen years ago) link

link, plz

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:43 (eighteen years ago) link

How do I create a new board?

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:48 (eighteen years ago) link

(no, it wasn't a girl that said it, just yancey)

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:49 (eighteen years ago) link

well, if yancey said it, it has to be true

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

So Calla really are the best band in the world.

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

did your bandmates tell you I like the CD of the band you're in, even though I don't think you're on it?

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

dear cutty,

are you gonna build a chopper for teh bike kill three?

brock

― brock (brock), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

no, they did not, but the band is light years better with my disco stylings.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm actually pissed that people are hearing that demo with those drums on it.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

me too.

― Straight Outta the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

YSI

― Burger abortion i don't ask it i demand it!!!! (jaxon), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link

ha not quite.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

SLSK

― RJG (RJG), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 22:47 (eighteen years ago) link

don't be too disco though, I think I'd prefer it otherwise. I like the keyboards. I like the sound on the third song that sounds like prepared piano. The demo is definately a demo, but it's got me intrigued, I may try to come to that halloween party you're playing.

I'll send pre-cutty demo to anyone who erases the Kelley Polar record from their hard-drive.

just kidding.

gotta think about the kids.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:34 (eighteen years ago) link

come to the party, open bar when holy hail is playing.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:38 (eighteen years ago) link

you only like track 3 because it sounds like associates.

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 19 October 2005 23:40 (eighteen years ago) link

hey, I see that, a bit.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 20 October 2005 00:10 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

i didn't know you were in a band. what are you called?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 20 October 2005 01:03 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty was also in another band.

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 02:16 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

also the other one too.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 20 October 2005 03:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Dear Cutty, I don't know who else to ask this, so, like, is Alec Immerman a real person or an Andy Kaufman-esque alter ego of Jon's?

― Hurting (Hurting), Thursday, 20 October 2005 03:46 (eighteen years ago) link

i was in a post-prog-math rock band for a long time during the late 90s/early 00s called THE FEUD.

i'm now in two brooklyn bands, one called NIGHTS, the other called HOLY HAIL.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:36 (eighteen years ago) link

alec immerman is too bizarre to be fake.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 10:38 (eighteen years ago) link

dearest cutty,

i have to come back to ny to run an errand. when do you think is the best weekend to do this?

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:40 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.cdaccess.com/gifs/images/blue2.gif
Check out the email address
xxxpost

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 20 October 2005 12:43 (eighteen years ago) link

allyzay:

whenever i am free to kidnap you.

cutty

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:13 (eighteen years ago) link

dear cutty,

i am very sorry for grabbing your ass the other week. i don't really remember doing so, but i know that's no excuse.

miss l.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:16 (eighteen years ago) link

lauren:

i quite enjoyed the grab-ass. it hurts my feelings that you do not remember it.

until next time...

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:19 (eighteen years ago) link

dear cutty,

if my issues with drinking and the personal space of others continue, i'm sure that you'll get a repeat performance the next time i see you.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:29 (eighteen years ago) link

APPLAUSE

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Alec Immerman is REAL.

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 13:38 (eighteen years ago) link

He's Jewish, right?

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:47 (eighteen years ago) link

This had me roffling:

Tiesto, Armin van Buuren, Marco V, Sven Vath, Sasha x 2, John Digweed, Mark Oliver x 4, Mauro Picotto, DJ Micro, Bad Boy Bill, ATB, Donald Glaude, and yes I have seen Paul Oakenfold... these are all DJs I have seen in Canada or NYC, preferably Canada,because people are nice there.

-- Alec Immerman (krist...), August 12th, 2005. (userip)

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 14:49 (eighteen years ago) link

wow what a bunch of crap he listens to!

― Allyzay knows a little German (allyzay), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Have you seen the photos?

― jw (ex machina), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:06 (eighteen years ago) link

jon, i know it seems funny now...but you really shouldn't be hanging out with people like this, they can rob you of your innocence.

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

stay innocent, please

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

stay young

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

stay free

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

hello, this is my thread. thanks.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:16 (eighteen years ago) link

stay frosty

http://www.brian-oshaughnessy.com/alien/images/a_045Marines.jpg

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:23 (eighteen years ago) link

shut it, cutty, we're having a conversatioN!

― High Tea in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 15:24 (eighteen years ago) link

Bbbut this is not the Ask Cutty To Shut It thread

― Laura H. (laurah), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:26 (eighteen years ago) link

adam in america we say "put a cork in it"

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

you can add a dimintuive to the end of it, if you wish

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 16:30 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

When are you going to be a bro and come to California?

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

CUMMY,
HOW MANY LAW STUDENTS DOES IT TAKE TO SCREW IN A VAPEZILLA.

THX,
OH THAT GUY

― OH THAT GUY (ddb), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:10 (eighteen years ago) link

ha. one.

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:13 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

When are you going to be a bro and come to California?

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

When are you going to be a bro and come to California?

― Le Sterling Chow (dr g), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty

can you get us one of these on nassau ave?

http://encontrarte.aporrea.org/imagenes/10/falafel%20king.jpg

ok? great

danks,
bb

― bb (bbrz), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:15 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

do you like that data80 record...space age love song?

― terry lennox. (gareth), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:18 (eighteen years ago) link

omg shawarmwich

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO CALIFORNIA. :(

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

stay away!

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

no good can come of the west coast

― strongo hulkington's ghost (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www-2.cs.cmu.edu/~kraut/RKraut.site.files/gallery/sad-face.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Maybe your band could tour here?

California is so GREAT.

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 17:30 (eighteen years ago) link

California is middling-to-fair, I'd say.

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:18 (eighteen years ago) link

East coasters

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:21 (eighteen years ago) link

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

exactly

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Americans, not from California, who have a fear/hatred of California

― Jazz Funeral in the Chinese Quarter (nordicskilla), Thursday, 20 October 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty

what jeans should i buy?

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:35 (eighteen years ago) link

i think the levi's 514s are quite wonderful on the ass

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:43 (eighteen years ago) link

duly noted

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 03:44 (eighteen years ago) link

CUTTY, ARE THESE THE REAL KATE BUSH FILES? I HAVEN'T DOWNLOADED, BUT FIGURED YOU MIGHT WANNA.

rapidshare.de/files/7042137/Fotoset_Busch.part1.rar.html
rapidshare.de/files/7043536/Fotoset_Busch.part2.rar.html
rapidshare.de/files/7044049/Fotoset_Busch.part3.rar.html

PASSWORD: broughttoyoubyafx303

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

what is your current favorite track on THE UNDERSTANDING?

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

my favorite tracks are the trio of "what else is there" "circuit breaker" and "alpha male"

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 23:56 (eighteen years ago) link

although i do fancy "49%" quite a bit

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link

fuck, the whole album is amazing

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 November 2005 23:58 (eighteen years ago) link

it is

― F.R.I.E.N.D. (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:04 (eighteen years ago) link

HI CUTTY

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 2 November 2005 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

CUTTY, I GOT THE DREAMING AND THE KICK INSIDE, PER YOUR WISDOM. AWESOME!

― gear (gear), Thursday, 3 November 2005 22:59 (eighteen years ago) link

YEAH BRO! YOUR DOING IT!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 3 November 2005 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

cuddy:

do you wanna some some chronic sometime soon and play videogames

bets
ian

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Friday, 4 November 2005 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link

yes

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 4 November 2005 21:22 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty:

peter gabriel?

― howell huser (chaki), Friday, 4 November 2005 22:56 (eighteen years ago) link

does cutty like...

ROBERT ARMANI

― terry lennox. (gareth), Saturday, 5 November 2005 02:34 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b120/DJEDI296/sod.jpg

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Saturday, 5 November 2005 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

Is one breast better than two?

― barf bag special (mistymartinez), Saturday, 5 November 2005 06:06 (eighteen years ago) link

peter gabriel, YES. especially the collab with KATE! early genesis, yes.

robert armani, never hurd.

two breasts are alwayas a treat.

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 6 November 2005 16:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Cutty,
I heard Kate Bush blasting ut of a store I walked by last night and thought of you.
Yes, I did.

― RSG (crablangoon), Monday, 7 November 2005 13:54 (eighteen years ago) link

(13:01:53) MYFRIEND: so the vape gear leaves resin in hoses and tubes where it is impossible to get... i am thinking i should eventually just let everything soak in some vodka

― Jdubz (ex machina), Friday, 11 November 2005 18:10 (eighteen years ago) link

which vaporizer?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Cutty,

How distraught are you by the latest cancellation of Arrested Development? HPENCIL can log on to AIM if you need to be consoled.

― JUJUBEANCOBIAN (dr g), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

uh, jefe, i was agreeing with you?

but yes, i am here on aim if cutty needs me.

― hstencil (hstencil), Friday, 11 November 2005 19:14 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

learn me about Comsat Angels. i have access to "Time Considered as a Helix of Semi Precious Stones" & "Fiction". are either of these worth my investment? should i start somewhere else?

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:09 (eighteen years ago) link

you should certainly go chronological with the comsats.

start at "waiting for a miracle" and continue to "sleep no more"

stop when you can't take it anymore. i find all their supposedly "bad" mid-to-late 80s stuff to be awesome, anyway.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:22 (eighteen years ago) link

"time considered" is the bbc sessions i believe. you have access to it on cd or vinyl?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:24 (eighteen years ago) link

mp3

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:37 (eighteen years ago) link

and it is the bbc sessions. amg gives it the thumbs up

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:37 (eighteen years ago) link

grab it. then share with me. haven't heard it.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:41 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty, what's with your britishes fetish?

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:50 (eighteen years ago) link

i also like american music. i swear.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:52 (eighteen years ago) link

TELEVISION

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 00:54 (eighteen years ago) link

what about it

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 01:21 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,
do you like the grateful dead?

also: when we gonna smoke chronic and watch arrested D?

one love,
IJ

― Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

no, sorry, they are american.

also: when finals are over. we will hit the vapezilla!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 04:45 (eighteen years ago) link

WHY DO YOU LOVE BRITISH TELEVISION?

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:00 (eighteen years ago) link

but i love american television! lost! arrested development! the office!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:04 (eighteen years ago) link

Plz, tell me more about Vapezilla. Does it come in peace? Does it seek to improve the lot of those it encounters?

Or is it vengeful and punitive?

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:11 (eighteen years ago) link

You did not answer the question. Why do you like British television?

― GARGLEBY (dr g), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:14 (eighteen years ago) link

it's not as much british television as it is british humor that i like. you don't like the british humours?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Choler's alright. Bile's gross. The other two: meh.

― giboyeux (skowly), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Comsat Angels: Time Considered as a Helix of Semi Precious Stones

http://rapidshare.de/files/7142068/time.rar
http://rapidshare.de/files/7142054/considered.rar
http://rapidshare.de/files/7143007/witness.rar

pass=vizquel

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 05:50 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Are those lips or did a man-of-war wash up on his mouth?
-- Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (sotoal...), January 10th, 2006 2:01 PM. (Alfred Soto) (later) (link)

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:03 (eighteen years ago) link

uh?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:08 (eighteen years ago) link

[beach.jpg]

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:09 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, but what thread is this heresy on?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

i have no objections to the posting of beach.jpg (that's why i keep it hosted) but at least keep it relevant

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Are you gygax?

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

no?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:24 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry bro

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:25 (eighteen years ago) link

British television IS much better than American television (save for HBO).

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:27 (eighteen years ago) link

by IS do you mean equally CRAP?

― Jack Cole (jackcole), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

No, I mean it's good. You should try it.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:30 (eighteen years ago) link

the mighty boosh is the ultimate television

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

Hmmm...not so sure about that.

I meant more like Match Of The Day and Footballer's Wives and The Incredibly Strange Film Show.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:31 (eighteen years ago) link

the boosh!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:32 (eighteen years ago) link

Nothing as good as Deadwood or The Wire on British tv, I will grant you that.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

I think my problem with US TV is more to do with all the ads and also the news.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

But then I don't actually watch a lot of tv, anyway - no cable, no reception.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

The Mrs watches Oprah and Dr Phil, and we watch some award ceremonies...that's about it.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

So, my diagnosis is probably flawed.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

redundant, even.

― adamrl (nordicskilla), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

no cable, no credibility

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 10 January 2006 20:36 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

cutty --

do you remember the noize board pic with all the bros in the club wearing the exact same striped dress shirts? where art those bros?

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

you need the pic, or you are just looking for some bros?

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 15:34 (eighteen years ago) link

i need those bros in jpg form.

― mark p (Mark P), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 15:36 (eighteen years ago) link

shit, i can't remember which thread, i will rummage

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.leehotti.com/images/originals/1/theone.jpg

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 13:21 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.diyitalia.com/index/cazzate/Dragonball%20Z.jpg

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 13:34 (eighteen years ago) link

haha lecoq someone sent me that pic in an email and i need the original striped shirt one for my rebuttal

― mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 13:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Cutty,

What is your LEAST favorite British comedy show?

― Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:46 (eighteen years ago) link

omg that rules

― xngnznevqnznplbetbarnpphzhyngbe (ex machina), Thursday, 23 February 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

i thought little britain was a steaming pile of shit

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 18:05 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah, me too!

― Under the paving stones, Paul Scholes (nordicskilla), Thursday, 23 February 2006 18:38 (eighteen years ago) link

brother!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 18:41 (eighteen years ago) link

what about that boosh show? I saw one episode and except for one or two great gags, found it very not funny.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 23 February 2006 18:48 (eighteen years ago) link

the orig. striped shirt pic was on an ile thread wasn't it, about clubbing or fashion?

― snakeshit ;] (eman), Thursday, 23 February 2006 18:50 (eighteen years ago) link

the mighty boosh is the greatest show ever

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Is anyone else tired of seeing guys with these kinds of shirts?

― snakeshit ;] (eman), Thursday, 23 February 2006 18:53 (eighteen years ago) link

haha yes!

http://njguido.com/Picture%20Pages/2005/December/December%2031,%202005%20Casbah/bigimages/CASBAH%20NYE%20014.jpeg

― mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 23 February 2006 19:20 (eighteen years ago) link

jeremy loved the mighty boosh but the one he showed me really wasn't that funny, except for one part that cracked me up. I will give another chance...

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 23 February 2006 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link

what was that one part that cracked you up?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

TELL US

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 23 February 2006 19:50 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.superfibre.com/images/blog/boosh7.jpg

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:06 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't remember it was a long time ago...maybe when the guy who's going on about his hair is suddenly in a room filled with mirrors...that's all I remember.

Oh when the hair guy and the gorilla are like "we should honor my dead friend by listening to his rare jazz records", putting it on for 2 seconds then saying "this is shit" and smashing in in pieces. that was hilarious.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

LOOK AT THEM SHINE!

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

YOU FORGOT ABOUT.. MY MIRROR BALLS!

LOOK AT THEM SHINE! LOOK AT THEM SHINE! LOOK AT THEM SHININ'!

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:39 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe I was just in a bad mood when watching them.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

i suggest you watch the electro episode from season one

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

also being stoned helps

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:41 (eighteen years ago) link

also tundra episode from season one

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:42 (eighteen years ago) link

also bongo brothers episode from season two

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

also

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:43 (eighteen years ago) link

http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B000CQK070.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

BONGO BROS IS DEF. THE WAY TO GO.

― ddb (ddb), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:44 (eighteen years ago) link

I suggest somebody lend me DVD set.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:47 (eighteen years ago) link

you have region free dvd player?

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:49 (eighteen years ago) link

nope. Didn't realize it wasn't out here.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

;_;

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 23 February 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.njguido.com/Picture%20Pages/2005/September/September%2024,%202005%20Lounge%2011/bigimages/DSCF0070.jpeg
DO YOU LOOK SOMETHING LIKE THE GUY ON THE RIGHT?

― MRSPOOPYPNATS (MRSPOOPYPANTS), Friday, 24 February 2006 05:11 (eighteen years ago) link

on the rare, generally pained and awkward occasions those dudes DO get ass, can you imagine the sounds they'd make? Probably a lot more squealy and from the depths of truest hell than you'd think!

Poll:

better to

make girly noises
make dude noises

?
no mashups

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Friday, 24 February 2006 08:16 (eighteen years ago) link

maybe I was just in a ~~bad~~massively stonefaced mood when watching them.

― Confounded (Confounded), Friday, 24 February 2006 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

"Oh sweet lady with your face like a cream oval
And your nose like a delicious slope of cream
And your ears like cream flaps
And your teeth like hard shiny pegs of cream…"

― mark p (Mark P), Sunday, 26 February 2006 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

mrs. gideon!

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 26 February 2006 16:49 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty, sir,

what does this have to do with shadowplay?

http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:31sS6SymsflT7M:http://www.shadowplayzine.com/images/cazz_busty-1.jpg

― bb (bbrz), Monday, 27 February 2006 16:32 (eighteen years ago) link

dr. cutty,

which is more harmful to my health in the long term: low-tar filtered cigarettes or indie filtered dance music?

― armalite roffle (haitch), Monday, 27 February 2006 22:51 (eighteen years ago) link

dear cutty:

i'm bored.

thanks,
ally

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

word.

― ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

damn, i thought i was entertaining all morning!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

and now none of my work is done :(

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

and ally, you are never on IM anymore or i would "entertain" you "privately" with my indie "filter"

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.geneandjulie.com/images/Sophia%20Wink%2012%2031%2004.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:13 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

have you ever travelled to the united kingdom?

yours,

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

rjg:

yes i did, and i would love to visit again, however, your "pounds" are a bitch.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

*pounds*

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

you went to this island

was it...norwich?

― terry lennox. (gareth), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

i was just in ye olde londontown, i wish i had your travel habits gareth

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

i do not have aim at work and cannot install it on this infernal machine. i do however have a steve mcqueen screensaver. not quite as good as having teh cutty rectify my situation but not terrible.

i don't actually have a question but perhaps i will come on aim on THURSDAY.

xo
ally

― Allyzay Rofflesberger (allyzay), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty,

what is your favourite place?

yours,

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

i was going to say i had never been to norwich but then i remembered i stopped off their last year on the way to a liason in cromer

― terry lennox. (gareth), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

shoreditch of course!

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 28 February 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link

has cutty ever heard

http://www.discogs.com/image/R-37547-1079992985.jpg

you do know its the best record ever made, right?

― terry lennox. (gareth), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:13 (eighteen years ago) link

cutty --

"her name is the name of his name"?

― mark p (Mark P), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Qu1nn

― team jaxon (jaxon), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:19 (eighteen years ago) link

http://i.myspace.com/site/images/onlinenow.gif

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:21 (eighteen years ago) link

HI, ME TOO!!!

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:22 (eighteen years ago) link

if we get married, i will keep my last name.

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:23 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gifU R MOVING TOO FASThttp://www.drudgereport.com/siren.gif

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:27 (eighteen years ago) link

http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/3002/bored8io.gif

― killy (baby lenin pin), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:29 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.camra-swale.org.uk/images/breweries/sheps/latered.jpg

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:30 (eighteen years ago) link

HOW DO I LATERED?

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:32 (eighteen years ago) link

epicly later'd

― UL® (blastocyst), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:41 (eighteen years ago) link

^^^^^THAT GUY, OH NROS!!!!!!!.

― MAX BRODY, ULTIMATE ROADIE (ddb), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

LROL

― UL® (blastocyst), Monday, 6 March 2006 02:44 (eighteen years ago) link

"her name is the name of his name"?

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lot_47/scotland__pa/kevin_corrigan/scotland.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 6 March 2006 03:00 (eighteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Don't even make me post Cutty's Greatest Hits.

-- Confounded (confoundsk...), April 4th, 2006.

daerest cutty,

which zingers would you rate as your 'greatest hits'?

― haitch (haitch), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 11:14 (eighteen years ago) link

i leave that to the people to decide.

however, one of my personal favorites is a run in i once had with matthew "flux" perpetua in regards to the fiery furnasses.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 12:02 (eighteen years ago) link

I think we've all had one of those

― RJG (RJG), Tuesday, 4 April 2006 12:07 (eighteen years ago) link

hahaha I found the exchange. I am going to work the phrase "congrats, you ponce" into conversation at some point tomorrow.

― haitch (haitch), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 12:35 (eighteen years ago) link

plz share

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 5 April 2006 12:51 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i was gonna ask if you heard the latest Safety Scissors ("Tainted Lunch") because when i first started listening to it, i thought it was gonna be a cool - but nerdy - take on the whole Junior Boys aesthetic, but the more i listened, the sillier it got and now i say nevermind.

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:28 (seventeen years ago) link

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

but have you heard the new unai record?

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:41 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img341.imageshack.us/img341/7872/udie4dj.gif

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

haha, wrong thread, but it kinda goes along w/unai

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 8 May 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

and, no, i haven't heard of them, good?

― jäxøñ (jaxon), Monday, 8 May 2006 20:01 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

cutty,

whats up with more plump cutty-not-cutty i saw at the daddy's both last saturday night and this wednesday happy hour?

― not sucking left ones (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:13 (seventeen years ago) link

his name is liam (not bartender liam)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:16 (seventeen years ago) link

hes from ohio, evidently

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

yes, but how do you know that?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

he asked him?

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i know how to listen when people talk in my proximity...(fools think im reading)

there is a bar in columbus referred to by his friends as "the pro shop" that openes at 6-7 am.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:22 (seventeen years ago) link

this is about the extent of what i know. eventually there was a woman involved in the scene. a discription of her would not prove fruitful to the readers.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

i can show you his myspace profile if you want to talk to him

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

at least post a picture for those of us who only sorta give a shit about what you're talking about

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

naw too creepey

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i have no need to talk to him. he only attracted my attention due to his cutty-not-cuttyness. but feel free to post to please the readers.

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.gatoralleyband.com/files/Larry_Robin_BS_01.jpg

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

GIS for "cutty" yields mostly whisky and cutty ranks = best

― david allen grier (dubplatestyle), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

another cutty-not-cutty

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v30/kiyone/steve-nick-cutty.jpg

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

one (1) "liam"

― if yr not glen campbell, i dont give a damn (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:31 (seventeen years ago) link

GIS for "cutty" yields mostly whisky and cutty ranks = best

HI I READ NOISE BOARD IN 2004 TOO

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

an other "liam"

but more imptly, we have gotten beside ourselves. what then, cutty, will you do with this situation?

― bb (bbrz), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:35 (seventeen years ago) link

i will consider this case closed

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://gbamedia.gamespy.com/gba/image/article/657/657765/phoenix-wright-ace-attorney-20051011041458992.jpg

― Supercalifragilisticexpiala Brosius (chaki), Friday, 28 July 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

cousin larry butzgee

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 28 July 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link

SENOR CUTTY, DO YOU OWN THIS SHIRT?

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2871/prjewsp5.jpg

― Mike Hooter (jaxon), Monday, 31 July 2006 21:00 (seventeen years ago) link

no, but i was going to get a tattoo of it

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 31 July 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

(i don't own the shirt cause they don't make it small enough)

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 31 July 2006 21:03 (seventeen years ago) link

can we talk about erol alkan here? in the ASK CUTTY thread??

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 02:50 (seventeen years ago) link

erol is my BOY, HOLLA

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 14:41 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty --

"over and over" or "boys from school"?

― no question (Mark P), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link

erol gives good remix. GREAT 'boy from school' remix!

― HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 03:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"boys from school" (erol extended rework)

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 2 August 2006 10:42 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...

cutty,

did you read "In Persuasion Nation" yet? because you really really should do that ASAP.

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

yes

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

and?

― jed_ (jed), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 21:54 (seventeen years ago) link

loved it! i had read most of the stories in harper's and NY'er already, but yeah, he's still my favorite.

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 12 September 2006 22:37 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Alec Immerman is a real person... I know because I am him. I can't believe this ridiculous bullshit this person is feeding you pretending to be me. Someone explain this, I actually think its hilarious that anyone even cares.

― A.I. (look4alec), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:37 (seventeen years ago) link

alec immerman is too bizarre to be fake.

-- cutty (holle...) (webmail), October 20th, 2005 7:38 AM. (mcutt) (link) (admin) (userip)

― chakra khan chakra khan (sanskrit), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM EATING BRIE

IN PARIS

BY THE BALCONY

ON TEH INTERNETS

― cutty (mcutt), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 13:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Cyclist #1: So how was your girl's birthday?
Cyclist #2: All right, I guess. I kinda fucked up.
Cyclist #1: Fucked up? How?
Cyclist #2: Well, she's vegan.
Cyclist #1: Yeah, so?
Cyclist #2: Well, I bought her a leather seat for her bike.
Cyclist #1: So what, man? She's vegan -- just because she doesn't like cow in her mouth doesn't mean she won't like it in her ass.

--Williamsburg Bridge

WAS THIS U & DDB?

― roc u like a § (ex machina), Friday, 6 October 2006 20:56 (seventeen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

what is cutty's halloween costume for rapture show

I'll be there as a no costume party pooper (last minute ticket hookup = no prep time)

― dmr (Renard), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I'll be there w/ no costume because I did my costume thing saturday and don't want to deal again. I should be on the guestlist, of course last time I was supposed to be on guestlist, somebody forgot, so maybe I'll be outside.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

i'll also be there, costume-less. i think i'm cutty's personal photographer for the evening.

― lauren (laurenp), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 18:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i will be daniel larusso aka teh karate kid

― cutty (mcutt), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

go as the shower curtain w/a black eye

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sure people behind you in the audience will love that shit

― jaxon (jaxon), Tuesday, 31 October 2006 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I made a funny joke, I said to lauren..."hey, how come cutty didn't dress up" because I thought it'd be funny to imply that you always dress like that, when obviously you'd have to be crazy. Good show though, you guys sounded great through the big system, but I'm on the fence regarding the piano sounds piano player uses.

― Dan Selzer (Dan Selzer), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

pix please

― jaxon (jaxon), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:24 (seventeen years ago) link

^^^^ crepe

― gbx (skowly), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:26 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.brooklynvegan.com/img/music/rapturebowery.jpg

― dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:39 (seventeen years ago) link

thats rapture doing gay monster mash dance

― dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:50 (seventeen years ago) link

their set was good though
presets were blah
missed holy hail, sorry ;_;
friend who was getting me into the show wanted to see archie bronson outfit

― dmr (Renard), Wednesday, 1 November 2006 23:52 (seventeen years ago) link

youtube pls?

― Steve Shasta (Steve Shasta), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:14 (seventeen years ago) link

I was at the show. It sounded like children dressing up in their parents' clothing; grasping for a maturity that's just out of reach.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty changed before i could take a picture of him.

― lauren (laurenp), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:25 (seventeen years ago) link

gbx, why you make a brotha cry?

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:26 (seventeen years ago) link

sowwy.

hey, cutty (and friends), i need a picture of a puerto rican in an oversized airbrushed t-shirt, ASAP

DON'T ASK QUESTIONS

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:31 (seventeen years ago) link

http://viceland.com/int/dos_donts/404/main.jpg?22

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:41 (seventeen years ago) link

not quite puerto rican

http://www.viceland.com/int/v13n9/htdocs/animated/1.jpg

― jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:48 (seventeen years ago) link

omg

― gbx (skowly), Thursday, 2 November 2006 00:52 (seventeen years ago) link

i love the presets

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 2 November 2006 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

why is m. cutty as hard as it gets?
why is the industry designed to keep the artist in debt?

And why them dudes ain't ridin' if they're part of your set?
And why they never get it poppin' but they party to death?

Yea, and why they gon give you life for a murder?
Turn around only give you eight months for a burner?

Why they sellin' niggas CD's for under a dime?
If it's all love daddy why you come wit your nine?
Why my niggas ain't get that cake?
Why is a brother up North better than Jordan
That didn't get that break?

Why?

― LeCoq (LeCoq), Friday, 3 November 2006 07:05 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

can u do the drum parts from vitamin c?

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Sunday, 14 January 2007 23:12 (seventeen years ago) link

always

― cutty (mcutt), Sunday, 14 January 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty do you identify with cutty from the wire?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Sunday, 14 January 2007 23:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i have not watched past season two yet

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 15 January 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago) link

can u do the drum parts from vitamin c - "graduation"?

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Monday, 15 January 2007 03:59 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty:

ever heard of a little film called 12 monkeys?

― m@p (plosive), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:11 (seventeen years ago) link

ask morbs

― cutty (mcutt), Monday, 15 January 2007 16:15 (seventeen years ago) link

i just got up to cutty from the cut in the wire

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:01 (seventeen years ago) link

good stuff

― s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 19 January 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty = cutty from the wire + indie filter

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

jk on me

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

when u comin to noisedrinx, cutty? i will bring my dental pliers.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

TMI

― tony conrad schnitzler (sanskrit), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:17 (seventeen years ago) link

what??!?!?!

― ewe never broke yr treo 4ever (ex machina), Friday, 19 January 2007 17:29 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty,
I have a Philips DVP642(Region 1). With the secret code, would I be able to watch The Mighty Boosh(Region 2)?

― brg30 (brg30), Thursday, 25 January 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

do you guys know how 2 google

― Jon@catwon (catwon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah cutty do you know how to google

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 25 January 2007 01:53 (seventeen years ago) link

s/Google/FindLaw/

― catwon (catwon), Thursday, 25 January 2007 01:54 (seventeen years ago) link

dear cutty

whenever i play dvds on my pc they stutter and act all weird. this didn't use to happen. what do i do?

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 January 2007 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

cutty,

i need guess papers and have lost my myspace password

― elmo argonaut (allocryptic), Thursday, 25 January 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

daerest cuttey,

what should i eat for dinner at the food court? japanese, mexican, burgers, korean, bullshit white ppl food?

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 25 January 2007 01:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I have a Philips DVP642(Region 1). With the secret code, would I be able to watch The Mighty Boosh(Region 2)?

yes!

yeah cutty do you know how to google

sometimes

whenever i play dvds on my pc they stutter and act all weird. this didn't use to happen. what do i do?

don't do this

i need guess papers and have lost my myspace password

email confounded

what should i eat for dinner at the food court? japanese, mexican, burgers, korean, bullshit white ppl food?

go japanese if the fish is fresh, mexican if not, fuck all that other noise

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:18 (seventeen years ago) link

also, everyone, drink water, your body needs it

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:19 (seventeen years ago) link

check!

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:20 (seventeen years ago) link

dear cutty,

does season two of the wire get better towards the end?

which season is the worst of the four?

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:34 (seventeen years ago) link

two is the worst (relatively) and it definitely gets awesomer at the end

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

ok good. i was worried. thanks.

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

waht s2 is great

― deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:41 (seventeen years ago) link

don't get me wrong i love season two-especially the episode w mcnulty's drunken bender

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:46 (seventeen years ago) link

the first few episodes are a bit of a letdown

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Thursday, 25 January 2007 02:49 (seventeen years ago) link

you will learn to love frank sobotka and ziggy

― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 25 January 2007 03:00 (seventeen years ago) link

frankie sobotka is such a wonderful character.

― s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 25 January 2007 04:57 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.nakken.as/Brasil/A2.JPG

― am0n (am0n), Thursday, 25 January 2007 05:15 (seventeen years ago) link

dear cutty (from the cut),

what's a good popular album i can torrent and leave seeding all the time in order to get good share ratio and become power user?

thanx,

nam0nd brice

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 26 January 2007 06:56 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.cutty.org/torrents.jpg

what is your username?

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 26 January 2007 12:31 (seventeen years ago) link

same as here

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 26 January 2007 14:14 (seventeen years ago) link

emo/indie reign supreme

― am0n (am0n), Friday, 26 January 2007 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

frankie sobotka is such a wonderful character.

he was amazing.

fun fact: my friend dated avon barksdale, pre-the wire.

cutty, what's your opinion of rhonda pearlman? i hate her. i keep (futilely) hoping that she'll get hit by a bus or caught in bullet crossfire or get transferred to wyoming. perhaps cedric's estranged wife will go after her glenn close-style? a girl can dream.

love,
l.

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:24 (seventeen years ago) link

fun fact: z1ggy s0botka is in band c0l0rsch3me who opened up for h0ly h4il, i think we may be playing with them again at l1t

rhonda pearlman is gross, mcnulty's wife is a major hottie

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:27 (seventeen years ago) link

Liar. Episode eight is when Ziggy kills his pet duck by poisoning it with alcohol. That one's a classic.

(this may or may not be true)

-- milo z (wooderso...), January 24th, 2007 10:46 PM. (mlp) (later)

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

wasn't z in e4rly m4n?

― lauren (laurenp), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:34 (seventeen years ago) link

early on, i believe

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 26 January 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

rhonda pearlman is gross, mcnulty's wife is a major hottie

This is true. Whats w/ the baltimore casting director's obsession w/ red headed chicks? See also Homicide.

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:13 (seventeen years ago) link

hi cutty,
the day after i meet a girl, whats the proper time to email?

thanks so much,
pete

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:18 (seventeen years ago) link

usually around 3pm, after she's had lunch

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

thx! ;D

― 69 (plsmith), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Cutty,
I can't understand rap lyrics.
What is 50 Cent's main problem?
Wondering,
Sexy

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 9 February 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago) link

cam'ron and fifty got into an argument on hot 97 on tuesday

fifty has a video made by friday

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

what was point of debate?

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:09 (seventeen years ago) link

god, why did i listen to that shit

― cousin larry bundgee (bundgee), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:20 (seventeen years ago) link

CURTIS! CURTIS!

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:30 (seventeen years ago) link

so 7 million is not %1 of a billion dollars? That's the issue???

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:31 (seventeen years ago) link

wait... Canadian Wall Street Journal?

― sexyDancer (sexyDancer), Friday, 9 February 2007 17:33 (seventeen years ago) link

saw this at my mixtape spot last week
http://www.hotmixx.com/images/cd1637.jpg

― and what (ooo), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

BAD ASS.

― BONERTIME! (ddb1), Friday, 9 February 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

eight months pass...

cutty, did james murphy steal yr shirt or mine?

http://www.last.fm/music/LCD+Soundsystem/+images/364566

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 18:13 (sixteen years ago) link

mine is red on black, what colour is yrs

― cutty, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

my ex borrowed it once and said so many guys hit on her that night using can as a pick up line

― cutty, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:37 (sixteen years ago) link

"nice CAN, babe"

― nabisco, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:41 (sixteen years ago) link

OMG YOU LIKE CAN? CAN WE TALK?

― cutty, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean seeing a girl in a can t-shirt is pretty hot, i guess

― cutty, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link

JUST A CAN SHIRT

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

my ex (rip) used to wear nothing but an amon duul shirt

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:44 (sixteen years ago) link

donald duck stylee!

― jaxon, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link

my ex has a shop that sells (among other things) vintage krautrock, psych and vintage analog synth t-shirts.

― Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:54 (sixteen years ago) link

"so...you NEU! around here?"

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Schwingungen!

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link

come back to my place and we'll listen to some la dusseldorf

― cutty, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 22:59 (sixteen years ago) link

how come all these krautrock hotties seem to Cluster around here

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:04 (sixteen years ago) link

ok i'll stop

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:05 (sixteen years ago) link

baby i'll take you to the ass ra tempel

― cutty, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link

lol

― latebloomer, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:06 (sixteen years ago) link

u guys are real cosmic jokers

― max, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:08 (sixteen years ago) link

dont faust your views on me

― deej, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:12 (sixteen years ago) link

chicks into krautrock are usually agitation free. but dont forget to use birth control. what if you jizz in the popol vulvuh?

ok its done.

― chaki, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Mind if I Join Inn and Hijack this thread?

― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:41 (sixteen years ago) link

neu! not at all!

― max, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:44 (sixteen years ago) link

guys

― Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, 31 October 2007 23:48 (sixteen years ago) link

oh! oh! brainticket!

― 69, Thursday, 1 November 2007 00:04 (sixteen years ago) link

goettshwing!
/mike myers

― sanskrit, Thursday, 1 November 2007 00:24 (sixteen years ago) link

now is the time on Sprockets when we dance

― latebloomer, Thursday, 1 November 2007 00:46 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/g20_04_03/g15_18504491.jpg

― caek, Friday, 3 April 2009 19:07 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't drink.

― cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 19:20 (fifteen years ago) link

a relation perhaps?

― caek, Friday, 3 April 2009 19:21 (fifteen years ago) link

or a "neigh"-bour?

― caek, Friday, 3 April 2009 19:22 (fifteen years ago) link

^ good one

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 3 April 2009 19:44 (fifteen years ago) link

could you outrace a grizzly on a bike?

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 3 April 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

you are on the bike, not the bear

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 3 April 2009 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link

i could outrace most things on a bike

― cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 19:54 (fifteen years ago) link

unreliable internet sources say grizzlies can run between 25 - 45 mph

― Ømår Littel (Jordan), Friday, 3 April 2009 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link

a reliable source (me) says i can maintain a steady 25-30 mph pace, plus i'm smarter than that grizzly

― cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link

what if the grizzly was riding a horse

― Mr. Que, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:02 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm thinking of a different kind of bear now

― caek, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link

bet a grizzly is faster off the line, tho

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

also that dude looks like horse/fisherman dude (the one with the cat)

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link

what if the grizzly was on a bike too

― goaty (harbl), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link

think of the wattage

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah but think of the bike handling skillz

― cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link

what you really need is a bear domestique

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link

you are saying get the bear on MY side. i like where you are going with this.

― cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.outdoorescapesnewhampshire.com/Photos/MtBikeBear.jpg

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

http://newscoma.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/bears-on-horses-500x374.jpg

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^^ that would pose a problem imo

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

also fyi this came up when i searched 'bear on a bicycle'

http://www.spartanweekly.com/joecurell.png

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link

what is that

― Mr. Que, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know :(

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

ask cutty

― i like to fart and i am crazy (gbx), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't know

― cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.spartanweekly.com/joecstaffpage.htm

― Mr. Que, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

Joe Curell is a mystery wrapped in an enigma much like a bear riding a bicycle, neither makes any sense but is still entertaining

crazy^^^^^^

― Mr. Que, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly the bears riding horses image made my day, thank you

― cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ michigan

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link

Hey cutty, Q for you

how do they get the filling in the pop-tart?.

― Mr. Que, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link

very carefully

― cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link

this is now my favorite thread

― (jaxon) ( .) ( .) (jaxon), Friday, 3 April 2009 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

cutty, is there anywhere i can read online about whether verbal contracts are enforceable in NY state and, if so, at what point the agreement is considered complete? i have found and understood equivalent information for the uk, but i may be about to get lawyered by a former bro, so would love to read up a little on how this works in the jurisdiction in which he is likely to try it on. (i am aware i will need a lawyer, but hopefully we won't reach that stage and some background would be useful in the meantime.)

― caek, Tuesday, 22 September 2009 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

contracts law is the common law, so you'd have to look at the NY courts of appeals cases regarding verbal contracts. there are no statutes governing this type of thing.

― cutty, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 00:27 (fourteen years ago) link

ok thanks

― caek, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 00:39 (fourteen years ago) link

hey do you have access to lexisnexis or westlaw through your university library? (i'm guessing no). anyway the encyclopedia "new york jurisprudence" might be helpful for your purposes.

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link

i have access to most stuff through my university library, yeah. i will check those out tomorrow.

― caek, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

this may be able to answer your question, if you can somehow get ahold of it

http://west.thomson.com/productdetail/135434/40316711/productdetail.aspx

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 00:55 (fourteen years ago) link

(if it's on the shelf tomorrow, i will try and take a look if i remember)

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

mr que did you know i secretly want to be a librarian

― steamed hams (harbl), Wednesday, 23 September 2009 01:07 (fourteen years ago) link

you have a j.d., right? get your mlis and you'll be good to go. (p.s. i don't have an mlis!)

but yeah awesome

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 23 September 2009 02:03 (fourteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

cutty,
what are your thoughts on high altitude racing?
http://www.raceacrossthesky.com/

― tehresa, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

i would like to see the film!

i don't race MTB though. maybe one day i'll try it.

― cutty, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 01:40 (fourteen years ago) link

cutts how do you know m4ss1m0 (facebook ayo) i know him from nyu days

― elmo leonard (elmo argonaut), Tuesday, 20 October 2009 02:38 (fourteen years ago) link

clash loving, denim wearing m4ass1m0? If so I know him too.

― dan selzer, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 03:36 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't think i would pay money to see that movie (but dadrza will!)

do you like the idea of the high altitude challenge - even for road racing?

― tehresa, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 06:29 (fourteen years ago) link

a lot of PROs live in colorado just to get altitude training in

the alternative is to buy a $10,000+ altitude tent to sleep in in your bedroom!

― cutty, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i know m4551m0 through an old bandmate, whom dan also knows

― cutty, Tuesday, 20 October 2009 10:18 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

what is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-g3BjLR5MY

― Astronaut Mike Dexter (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 22 February 2010 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

huh

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 22:07 (fourteen years ago) link

CUTTY, DO U EVER GET TIRED OF POSTING THE LINKS I SEND YOU?

― ddb, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:11 (fourteen years ago) link

someone's gotta post them

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:17 (fourteen years ago) link

GOOD POINT.

CUTTY, DO YOU REMEMBER WHAT RIDING A MOUNTAIN BIKE IS LIKE?

― ddb, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

i remember you falling off your bike and breaking your collarbone. so yes, i do!

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

actually, i remember CARRYING YOU OUT OF THE FUCKING WOODS

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:29 (fourteen years ago) link

this is a family website guys

― max, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:30 (fourteen years ago) link

HA, REDACTED!!

― ddb, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

this is a ~~family~~ public website guys

― shite new answers (cutty), Monday, 22 February 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

a public family website

― max, Monday, 22 February 2010 23:41 (fourteen years ago) link

for literally everyone to enjoy, as a family

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:13 (fourteen years ago) link

?4u: how did you unbonk the daed daed bird?

also hey dude, where do you buy your hammer/nutrition stuff? i usually raid this co-op by my house that has weekly sales but I'm thinking online might be even cheaper? buy localism guilt?

also:
heed vs. perpetuem
whey vs. recovery

ALSO:: flavor rex for the above would be great. fruit punch gels suck. raspberry is ok, espresso might be my fave.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i use heed most of the time during training rides, perpetuem i'll use in the final hour of a race

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

for gels i prefer clifshot strawberry to hammer vanilla. but those are my favorites.

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

heed = subtle berry
perpetuem = orange vanilla

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link

i don't use hammer whey or recovery, i use bluebonnet whey protein isolate for my shakes

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 00:34 (fourteen years ago) link

HEED DRINK IS DOPE

ALSO LIKE EFS AND POWERADE DRANK

CLIFFSHOT GELS AND DRINK SUCK....I BLAME CLIFFSHOT GEL FOR A MOST EPIC BONK I HAD ON SAT 18 MILES FROM HOME AND DROPPED BY FORMER ULTIMATE BRO, MATT CUDDLER....AND THEIR DRINK IS DISGUSTING

CLIFF MOJO BARS ARE DOPE

GU ENERGY GELZ ARE BEST IMHO...NEVER LET ME DOWN EVER

― ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link

do u buy products:
a) @lbs
b) local other
c) online
d) ?

im not huge on clif except for blox: i dig the cola flav (w/ caffeine).

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 01:58 (fourteen years ago) link

MY BUDDY WORKS NEAR HERE IN NJ: http://www.campmor.com/outdoor/gear/SubCategory___40000000229_200378460

SUPER CHEAP.

NASHBAR IS GOOD TOO.

― ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:04 (fourteen years ago) link

CLIFF MOJO BARS ARE DOPE

lol those are gnar gnar

i try to buy wholesale shaster

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 02:43 (fourteen years ago) link

DAWG...MOUNTAIN MIX MOJOS ARE HYPE!

SAVORY SWEET.

― ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 12:09 (fourteen years ago) link

if you're talking BARS, then LARABARS are the best

that's my word dog

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link

LARABARS are so so so $$$, more than KIND bars even!

give me your wholesale hookup pls kthxbye.

― ┌∩┐(◕_◕)┌∩┐ (Steve Shasta), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link

plz u r the heir to the levis empire

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

NEXT RIDE...I WILL BRING U A MOUNTAIN MIX.

YR STOKE LEVEL WILL BE CRITICAL.

― ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

lara bars to the max

― nitzer ebbebe (gbx), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:29 (fourteen years ago) link

SIKE, U DOODZ R ALL ABT LUNA BARZ!

NO HOMO.

― ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 15:34 (fourteen years ago) link

no just caek is

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

hi!

― caek, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 16:49 (fourteen years ago) link

ANYWAY.

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

CUTTY, THAT MARINA AND THE DIAMONDS RECORD YOU SENT ME, SOUNDS JUST LIKE LADY GAGA.

CUTTY, R U A FAN OF LADY GAGA?

― ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

does not!

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

DOES TOO.

― ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

go listen to joanna newsom!

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

WILL DO.

CUTTY, I NEED 5 NUMBERS BTW 1 - 56

ALSO, 1 NUMBER BTW 1 - 46

GO!!!

― ddb, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 17:45 (fourteen years ago) link

math is hard, let's go biking!

― caek, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

when does static rising go on tour

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link

NEVER

― shite new answers (cutty), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

http://tshirtportal.fortunecity.com/blog/images/cutty.jpg

― the descent of mayne (am0n), Tuesday, 23 February 2010 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link

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