thread for tombot to update every time he gets a bit of a drink on and suddenly realizes the entire human race would be better off dead

can others join in

this is some sad, sad shit

-- El Tomboto, Saturday, March 29, 2008 12:38 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah this is basically the ITR I'm drunk/hungover you're drunk/hungover shoulder punch ayo thread

me and this other asshole threw fists on like every other jukebox song for like 4 hours last night. now I'm up and back at work for the saturday shift (7 straight working days whee)

You getting paid good for it? Or is the answer to that just going to make you even more pissed off.

Tradespeople in the trade I'm learning who are working on the Olympic Village or the new airport extension near London are getting 1000 ukp per week, plus a further 1000 ukp if they work a 7-day week. Like $4000 a week. I wish I was there, not here right now.

wau. i want in.

Plumbers, I believe, are earning much more than this. I'd have trained as a plumber, but I really don't fancy coming into contact with shit. I already knew the basics of electrotechnical theory/practice etc. Argh, sorry Tom, I'm hijacking, I'll stop.

ugh

why is it that every friday, knowing i have to work the next morning, i decide that eating is just going to get in the way of my drinking time?

unless you count bloody marys as food. which i kind of do.

okay I have identified yr problem:

YOU ARE DRINKING A BRUNCH DRINK FOR 55-YEAR-OLD WOMEN ON FRIDAY NIGHTS, PS HOW'S THE MENOPAUSE GOING?

http://photo.net/bboard-uploads/00H8Yc-30913484.jpg

John Justen, 3:30 AM Saturday morning

I did not need to have this image in my head.

DUDE

what kind of strange tortured soul doesn't understand the booze potential that bloody marys hold?

The perfectly content soul with a refined palette that fucking hates tomato juice with a fiery passion, that's what kind! Give me jalepeno tequila any day over that shit (in the spicy drink stakes).

"Here's some lovely vodka and pepper, I think I'll ruin it by putting in tomato juice and horseradish so that you end up with a drink that looks like an awful tampon accident and tastes like hot ass! A WINNER IS ME"

I had no idea Dan hated tomato juice so much.

I like bloody marys. It is one of the few drinks that I know I do like!

DAN I HOPE YOU HAVE NOT RUINED THIS FOR ME

I had better go sleep on this.

omg I was going to the Absolut site to see if they even still make Absolut Peppar (my favorite vodka tonic variant is Peppar + tonic) and I am now transfixed by the outrageously awesome Absolut Ruby Red site

It's a Rathergood.com-style choose your own adventure movie that you can download once you're done!

anybody who doesn't like bloody marys but loves dubai can pretty please fuck right off my thread. thanks

i am earning my regular hourly rate for today's efforts, no double time. that reminds me, my timecard's due.

i just dealt with a classic how-many-overpaid-assholes-does-it-take-to-say-"can't help you"-on-a-sunny-saturday-morning-in-washington-dc situation which has brightened my outlook immensely because the answer was something close to two digits.

i am hoping to turn burnt tiresome's washington dc revive into a top moment in my hardman career today. it's important to have goals.

u go girl

u n burt r gonna be bestest bros i can tell

oh wait sorry i just saw that abt dubi and bloody marys - im so outta here

haw

the other great thing about bloody marys is that if you are stuck in a bar with shitty beer prices and no hard liquor U_U you can have them sub sake in their "bloody beer" recipe which = good taste and tons more alcohol content for the same price

tricks of the cheap bastard intinerant drunkard trade

cougar drink

also, dan, i am of the (v8 rather than tomato juice) - horseradish + clamato + a1 steak sauce + hot hot sauce bloody mary contingent

xpost

I am afraid of clamato.

oh man i have the next-day drinky-shakes, and i didn't even get very drinky yesterday

MAN UP xpost

i feel guilty because i dont feel all that hungover anymore, so my posting on this thread seems like BIG FAKER

You're not tombot, so I think you're okay.

xpost WELL MAYBE I WILL THEN

oh man i have the next-day drinky-shakes, and i didn't even get very drinky yesterday

http://www.cleanandsobernotdead.com/If_Found_Call_Sponsor.jpg

i had to compete with both raggett siblings, tom.

drinking is not a competition, remy. it's a compulsion, a habit. and it can turn deadly.

You only deny it's a competition, Tom, because you were not drinking against my sis and I. As Remy rightfully notes.

wonder how a bloody mary would taste with la la la la la lala absolut ruby red?

what in the hell is your deal right now

http://www2.absolut.com/rubyred

^^^^^^ V V V V IMPORTANT

-- HI DERE, Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:25 AM (Saturday, March 29, 2008 7:25 AM) Bookmark Link

absolut peppar is good in bloody marys!

tombot do you ever watch the serial killer docs on msnbc?

haha yeah I'm watching the BTK one right now. I only watch TV at work though

I canxed my directv and replaced it by adding another disc to my netflix sub

also:

absolut peppar is good in bloody marys!

-- bell_labs, Saturday, March 29, 2008 3:15 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

you are fucking correct lady

haha i'm watching BTK too

I am drinking wine instead of learning music I have to rehearse tomorrow: is this wrong?

yup

fuck

Can't you do both?

I mean, my plan is seriously to read my textbook and have a drink or two.

Also finish my PHARMACOLOGY MIX CD, which I will present to a classmate tomorrow who I know will appreciate it. I'm still looking for more stuff that I have to put on it...

i think i might start drinking now to ease the pain of expensive auto repairs.

Okay, that sucks. The expensive auto repair part, I mean.

it is very lame but my car is no longer making an alarming noise so that's good. and i have three dogfish heads leftover from yesterday! the best thing about high abv beers: do not need to finish the entire six-pack the night i buy it.

it's like $2 extra for a six-pack but it makes up for it in getting you wasted more efficiently

guys 40s are getting kind of expensive?

absolut peppar is good in bloody marys!

-- bell_labs, Saturday, March 29, 2008 4:15 PM (Saturday, March 29, 2008 4:15 PM) Bookmark Link

this is kind of gross. i had it once and it made my bloody mary taste really bad. a lot of hot sauce is way bettar.

sriracha in bloody marys is the best, actually.

i haven't had one in so long! the last bloody mary i had was in some crappy sub-ruby tuesday's restaurant in western PA with my mom, it was like two feet tall in a skinny glass and salty as hell. tza we need to do a brunch sometime.

god yes. i went to brunch last week and had a guava mimosa (which was incredibly good, esp since i always prefer bloody marys at brunch). that was the first time i'd been in MONTHS! so yes, sooooon.

we go to a japanese place in prospect heights almost every sunday. you need to come, it is awesome. no bloody marys though but the sake mimosas or plum wines with soda are passable. and the food makes up for it!

sriracha in bloody marys is the best

see now this is the smartest thing i've read on the internet all day

there are not enough spicy drinks in the world.

i can't believe you haven't tried that yet, jergins! it is heavenly.

hi there plz to send recipes for mixed drinks involving vodka. I am cutting down on calories which means cutting down on beer. ;_;

p.s. I hate orange juice.

cranberry and pineapple
gingerbeer
guava juice
apricot juice
apple and blackcurrant

vodka on the rocks

GREYHOUND/SALTY DOG RULES ALL

^^^ Same drink or two different ones?

ginger beer mad otm

any fruit juice save apple & oj

ginger beer and if possible a lime wedge go great with vodka, rum, whiskey, basically everything.

also just infusing the shit out of some vodka with ginger...mm.

i am right now living my dream of living in a jamaican neighborhood so that there is ginger beer in all of the delis and supermarkets. it is the best.

on my 21st bday i had 4,000 moscow mules

http://www.powells.com/cgi-bin/imageDB.cgi?isbn=0802137768

salty dog = greyhound w/rock salt around the rim

hoos that is a lot!

they came for the misanthropy but stayed for the mixology.

It's a good combination.

speaking of, how is the la la la la la lala absolut vodka?

I like it! Will investigate further on some night when I don't have to get up freaking early. (Maybe next weekend...?)

HOOS i dont believe you

He acts like you never drove steen.

i need more people

hahahaha oh no

i think i might start drinking now to ease the pain of expensive auto repairs.

-- bell_labs, Sunday, 30 March 2008 08:43 (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

I put my (new) car into a wall on friday, consequently got v v drunk on Friday night.

Off to the panel beaterz I go ;__;

busy busy bee

hoo hah

haha

one two

check

oh man if I ever get an iphone I'm going to have to retire as a hardman, just for the sake of peace and liberty

I canna wait to get idiotically Bloody Mary'd w/ tombot next monf

ugh guys, no

tomato juice = Satan's menses

quiet you

"Nor the juice of the tomato for, lo, such is the menses of lucifer himself"
Revelation of St John 3:23

if you google "Satan's menses", it redirects you to the V8 website

http://soccerdad.baltiblogs.com/archives/could_have_had_V8.jpg

I COULD HAVE HAD SATANS MENSES

I think dude on the right already did.

hahahahahaha oh fuck this will be less funny tomorrow morning when i want to die

theory confirmed

John, I don't like to tell you this, but morning ended about 7 hours ago.

hey don't tell us what breakfast means

breakfast is a feeling.

breakfast and morning are two different things, guys

NUH-UH

Dude, I had "breakfast" at about 1 pm today. Morning was OVER. I'm happy to have missed most of it.

breakfast at 3 pm!

where breakfast = granola bar

Intersting. you can hear my drunk rambling about some bullshit at the start of this mp3 of my friends' band the other night. I keep saying PhD?? Or something. I have no idea what I was talking about.

They sounded awesome. Unlike that mp3. also it is 70 meg I jus realised :|

oh god
fuck the lot of yall

it's a beautiful morning here, tom!

earlier tonight i realized that "bottom" is an anagram of "tombot"

just now i realised that "drongos" is very nearly an anagram of "jordan s".

too bad my name isnt gordon s.

dear fucking whatever prophet did you even imagine this? no you didn't

the lot! the lot of you! the lot of you abrahamic prophets were a bunch of fucking sad incompetents given far, far, far too much grace by your age

we're all fucking doomed and not a one of you helped

shitwads

I'd slap you silly if I had a time machine
as it is I'll reserve my right to be the 110,024,784th person to point out that you were all full of shit to begin with

oof
a bit drunk here
thanks ITR
word out
g'night

and estela is an anagram of "teasel" which is a plant whose flower-head is used to brush billiards tables

i wonder if estela's hairstyle could be put to similar purposes

FUCKERS

also an anagram for "le otm boot"

for what that is worth. night tom. go team drunk!

looool @ "le otm boot"

as an aside, if there actually was a "team drunk", i would like to think that ITR would be the biggest sponsorship patch on their stylish silver jumpsuit

that was a very post-modern anagram, because it was presented to us BY A BECK CLONE

you have some fancy computer program that does these things for you, dont you

i mean here i am with my quill pen and bottle of ink and a copy of websters and youre off over there with your magical anagram turing machine.

jerk

"just got offed" contains the letters g t f o and s t f u

hahahahaha

yeah well the letter left are "joed" and whatchu gonna do with that my slippery sealet

rhymes with choad

just saying

ACE ONE, BLKBYC

j for jagger
d for didn't
o for owned
e for estela

i am left speechless

speechless by seatle

xD

^^grinning pirate emoticon

i thot it were mor lmao than pirata

ALso: i am drunk, so this appropriate thread

can we not bring pirates into this, please

i am probably going to call jordan s. gordon s. from now on.

I’m tired and emotional and sometimes we should be allowed to use words like our cousins do across the pond.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, May 24, 2018 10:45 PM

Haha yes very good

I forgot to bump this last night

we don't want bumps, we want updates

update

look at how many women were posting here 10 years ago just to talk about flavored vodkas and hangovers

we've really failed on every front

The old ilx had the best women

Some i would even date

Ya i said it

:(

oh man if I ever get an iphone I'm going to have to retire as a hardman, just for the sake of peace and liberty

― El Tomboto, Friday, April 4, 2008 4:43 AM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

I canna wait to get idiotically Bloody Mary'd w/ tombot next monf

― Dr Morbius, Friday, April 4, 2008 9:19 AM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink