http://i.imgur.com/n9tZatm.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
this has the potential to become more gruesome than funny, unfortunately
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link
https://i.redd.it/iw7wx9b5lg511.jpg
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link
oldie but a goodie therei was just about to post a few punisher panels but gawd they're grim.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link
https://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/8/83050/3129741-superman_v2_22__016-017.jpg
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 21:35 (four years ago) link
https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/t_original/oy67dwtut6jl3o5dx9cq.jpg
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link
(are aliens people? U DECIDE)
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
jeffrey brown's wolverine killing kitty pridehttp://i.imgur.com/1B3OIsC.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link
gonna FP everyone who posts hideous digital recolouring itt, you are murdering my eyes like superheroes
xp if yr gonna include non-corporate killings then this may as well be a thread of Ennis & Millar Wish They Were Veitch & O'Neill
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link
from the oddly titled "Wolverine: Saudade"http://i.imgur.com/PaFRn4r.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-pYzqkUS9FIk/T0WkRCZBjtI/AAAAAAAAAWc/sCjUNAh5hPY/s1600/mutantleader14.jpg
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:22 (four years ago) link
That was I believe a comic set in Brazil and originally written in French specifically for the European market which was later translated and published stateside.I'm sure you absolutely needed all of that info.
― Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:22 (four years ago) link
xpost
― Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link
I think I have the story with that OG Batman post included in this anthology, which I have owned since I was maybe 8-9 years old:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2a/All_Star_Comics_03.jpg
or else it's that "Batman from the 30's to the 70's" anthology
― sleeve, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:23 (four years ago) link
technically doesn't the Joker kill himself in Dark Knight (via the superhuman ability to break his own neck or something like that?)
xp
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link
Yes — with a devil's strength, he twists... and twists... what's left of his spine... goes.
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:29 (four years ago) link
https://comicnewbies.files.wordpress.com/2016/07/hawkeye-kills-bruce-banner-civil-war-ii-3.png
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link
every now and again when i'm in a library i just will loudly say "SOMETHING TELLS ME TO STOP WITH THE LEG... I DON'T LISTEN TO IT"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link
On the real, I often say to myself — "This... would be a stupid death" (even though I'm not actually in a life-or-death situation).
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 23:11 (four years ago) link
Batman murders dozens of ppl with machine guns in Dark Knight tho
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 23:23 (four years ago) link
my google skills are failing to find a panel of stardust the super wizard actually killing someone :(
― Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 23:30 (four years ago) link
― Οὖτις
only a fool breaks his own neck
https://lowbrowcomics.files.wordpress.com/2015/05/img_7260.png
Clone-Thor killing Bill Foster pissed me off more than just about any other story element Marvel's put out.
― Manfred Hemming-Hawing (WmC), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 23:40 (four years ago) link
The Gwen Stacy scene up there reminded me of this interesting little analysis / deep dive I stumbled across recently: https://www.cbr.com/comic-book-questions-answered-just-how-did-gwen-stacy-die/
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 05:51 (four years ago) link
Batman killed someone in his very first appearancehttps://static3.srcdn.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/Batman-punches-man-acid-Detective-Comics.jpg?q=50&fit=crop&w=738&h=369
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 07:12 (four years ago) link
swamp thing murders a guyhttp://i.imgur.com/ouPX0u3.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link
Swamp Thing is basically a plant-based Punisher, though. He's never had any qualms about killing. Presumably because he views humanity through the eyes of a rutabaga.
― Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link
potato, surely
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link
lots to pick from here: https://www.cbr.com/16-times-green-lanterns-murdered/
What's the worst murder of the Green Lantern Corps? Let us know in the comments!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link
lol i'd forgotten that hal jordan committed genocide once
the 90s, man, wtf was that all about
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link
I don’t think that first Batman appearance fits, as it’s not a deliberate kill; but rather the classic self-defense punch which causes the attacker to fall to his death.
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link
he's more like the spectre than the punisher, no?
(speaking of which so many spectre panels... fleisher spectre to thread)
― Abigail, Wife of Preserved Fish (rushomancy), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:17 (four years ago) link
superman dgafhttp://i.imgur.com/rSwoHL9.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/ecpQ6A9.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link
dgaf working-class-hero superman ruled, honestly
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link
Otm
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gexPx9T.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link
marvin martian just off panel, cleaning his shiv
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link
https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/original/10/109146/2608979-murder_.jpg
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link
https://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gbsn8umnSLk/UsW8UrnCL0I/AAAAAAAATNw/EqW5KLfZE10/s1600/Plot+2.png
https://i1.wp.com/www.xplainthexmen.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/23_5.png
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:32 (four years ago) link
what is that?
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link
Moon Boy and Devil Dinosaur accidentally squashing a highly intelligent mutant lobster in the New Mutants spinoff series Fallen Angels iirc
― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, 8 August 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link
(are highly intelligent mutant lobsters people? U DECIDE)
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 14:13 (four years ago) link
it's one of the most continuity-battered series of all time, so Don might be doing ok somewhere
― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, 8 August 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link
Do covers counthttps://www.lambiek.net/artists/image/t/trimpe_herb/trimpe_covergi1b.jpg
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 August 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link
robots aren't people
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link
And gi joe aren’t really superheroes. Man I’m terrible at this
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 August 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link
― Nhex, Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link
heh, i bought those books off the rack!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link
it was real and very charming... at least if you like the more laid-back "teens hanging out" aspects of Claremont's new mutants. Jo Duffy had bigger plans for the title that didn't materialize, so it ended up being kind of a curio. maybe most important for giving Multiple Man several of his ongoing concepts/issues with regard to the dupes having individual lives/experiences. (PAD would then re-do all this in X-Factor without acknowledging the source material.)one of the new characters, Ariel the teleporter, made minor appearances in the late 2000s san francisco period. the other ones - Gomi and his lobsters, and the power-altering Chance, were never seen again AFAIK. i assume that either claremont or marc silvestri liked the idea of a streetwise, asian-american teen hero, and cooked up Jubilee on the premise that she should have combat-ready powers, or something. i guess we should be grateful Liefeld never saw fit to introduce pouch-laden, rifle-toting lobsters when he brought Siryn in for X-Force.
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link
claws too hard for liefeld to draw iirc
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link
Oh man, Colossus offing Riptide was formative for me
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link
Marvel has been evoking Fallen Angels in the run-up to Hickman so I wouldn't be surprised if some long-lost characters made a return (plus, yeah, the upcoming Fallen Angels title).
― Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
pouch-laden, rifle-toting lobsters
this is a bad idea... or is it?
― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link
jordan peterson to thread
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link
yeah i always found that colossus scene really harrowing. a rare case where it was so clearly a break from the character's established nature/code that it felt like an intentionally traumatic breaking point, and at least in that one issue, not like a gratuitous "grim n gritty" turn as it would for similar developments in the early 90s (see green lantern mention above). unfortunately this was followed by a sort of drifty period for the title, with colossus recovering from injuries off-camera for a year, then showing up just in time to die in dallas and be reborn in australia. iirc it never *really* felt like it got followed up on.... one of many casualties of claremont's late-80s storytelling and the growing x-stable.
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link
(and yeah colossus had already killed proteus a hundred issues back but idk this just seemed so intense!)
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/xXTTvMH.png
what comic characters do you think HAVEN'T been shown killing someone
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link
Richie Rich
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:24 (four years ago) link
the injustice books (bad, mostly web based "gritty" comics based on the fighting game) are overflowing with murders as that's the using-the-term-loosely plot point the whole series runs on.http://i.imgur.com/tMvfTNc.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link
xp:http://i.imgur.com/Rs3PJaz.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link
That was a really quick turnaround ulysses!
― ☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
i've been waiting for this thread a long time
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link
loool
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link
I will note that Richie Rich does not actually kill anyone in those panels
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
He throws his fiancée in front of a hail of bullets!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
Dang, forks beat me to the Richie Retch.
― Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
He literally throws his bride into a shotgun blast
lol xp
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:36 (four years ago) link
Can anybody find a panel with sugar and spike killing someone?
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:38 (four years ago) link
Along similarly fucked-up lines: http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix6/kasparcrazy.htm
― Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
oh is that what's happening there? sorry, the art is kinda shitty!
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link
has the Dove ever killed anyone
http://i.imgur.com/f4Fe7TC.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link
*sigh*
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link
I don't think Gateway ever killed anyone
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
what was the little baby kid in Power Pack, who has he murdered
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link
I assume Franklin Richards has grown up to be a grim homicidal maniac
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link
my memories of gateway were that he really didn't talk or move?though you can trace some deaths to him nonetheless:
http://i.imgur.com/9mlhGBL.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link
re: Power Packhttp://i.imgur.com/neXIZav.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/iKCUqv8.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses)
I can tell!
― sleeve, Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link
flash famously killing professor zoom aka "REVERSE FLASH""http://i.imgur.com/KblPWpv.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link
scott snyder's krypto killing some peoplehttp://i.imgur.com/3i9Q84a.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link
omg Jack from Power Pack murdered someone
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link
i guess the larger point of this thread for me is that if you are a superhero, almost without exception, someone is going to draw a picture of you killing someone else.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link
Ambush Bug!
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link
who has Forbush Man killed
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:06 (four years ago) link
omg Jack from Power Pack murdered someoneClearly it was manslaughter at worst, not murder.
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link
what about Lockjaw, he wouldn't kill anyone right? he's so lovable...
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
Ambush Bug's MO in his first appearance was throwing bombs recklessly around Metropolis, hard to imagine nobody was at least seriously injured
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:37 (four years ago) link
also Richie Rich cannot be tried for the crimes of Ritchie Retch #justiceforrichie
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
ambush bug killed a guy in his very first appearance!http://i.imgur.com/7YyEwhC.png
lockjaw killing "supergiant" in Infinityhttp://i.imgur.com/ViIyszU.png
Forbush Man's murderous attack from Nextwavehttp://i.imgur.com/AaQSrwf.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/LXhnndN.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link
now do Bat-mite
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:46 (four years ago) link
Legends of the Dark Knight #38http://i.imgur.com/9psU2fF.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/9fH7wEw.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link
is that Kevin O'Neill?
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:11 (four years ago) link
how about Quisp, did Quisp ever kill anybody
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link
The two Dark Mite stories were by Alan Grant and Kevin O'Neill, yes
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:49 (four years ago) link
the Injustice comics ruled, sorry forks you are ded wrong
― Nhex, Friday, 9 August 2019 01:10 (four years ago) link
I assume ulysses took a break to pitch DC on a grim-n-gritty Quisp miniseries where he murders Aqualad in a fit of jealous rage over Aquaman's affections
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link
quisp is a breakfast cereal.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:15 (four years ago) link
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/quisp/4005-31297/
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link
safe to assume some bad shit went down lol
A few years later he visited Atlantis again to find his friend with more grim and violent than before. He decided to change his own personality and appearance to better match Aquaman. The process actually turned him into a malevolent being and manipulator.
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
Qwsp! I don't know if he killed anyone but in true DC fashion he did ultimately go from this
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/marvel_dc/images/6/6f/Qwsp_0002.jpg
to this
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/aquaman/images/e/eb/Qwsp.jpg
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link
Zooks!
Also I didn't know this had happened but of course this happened
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/61rj2%2BP-oPL._SX321_BO1,204,203,200_.jpg
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link
Morrison, of course, turned qwsp into a demonic madman; here he is sowing war among the 5th and third dimension, presumably killing billionshttp://i.imgur.com/6hAcEL4.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link
(i think DC had to change "qwsp"s name because of the cereal!)
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link
ok how about Comet the Super-horse
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
A few of the newer examples are very Movie-Movie: The Comic.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link
https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_small/1/15776/1946762-comet1.jpg
(not pictured: Beppo the Super-Monkey being cut in half by Comet's eye-beams.)
― Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link
well WHAT IS THE POINT THEN, SIR?
― Nhex, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
shakey, you are obliged to do a quick search before requesting here as these are easily found murders in googe image search!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link
Eh whats the fun in that
― Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link
man, i'm amazed but not surprised with what people have done with Comet the Super Horse over the years.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 9 August 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link
This one was heavy, I still think about it sometimes...
https://comicvine1.cbsistatic.com/uploads/scale_medium/11127/111275309/5829484-jeangreymeme.jpg
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link
Here’s Mon-El killing the Time Trapper, and triggering the first of many reboots/retcons:https://braveblog.files.wordpress.com/2011/11/mon-el_versus_time_trapper_01.jpg
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6IeXCdA.jpg
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 10 August 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link
Here’s Star Boy killing a dude (despite the Legion’s no-kill policy):https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5e4QQ8kJ7vo/WwCQwLkwJFI/AAAAAAAAFLw/PB--XFmKzGc05VYmirPS1S4ufJYMPwCZwCEwYBhgL/s1600/ADV342_5%2B%2528798x800%2529.jpg... and after a trial (in which S.B. is ineptly represented by Superboy): https://4.bp.blogspot.com/-K6VvfZoFN-o/WwCQypOhnrI/AAAAAAAAFL0/kv79qWUEj_IH3nIPJis6uxsg0O6OM1JTQCEwYBhgL/s1600/ADV342_15%2B%25284%2529%2B%2528292x420%2529.jpg
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:37 (four years ago) link
I like when Dream Girl says to him, “When your weight’s back to normal....” Why you gotta fat-shame, Dreamy?
― 60... 90... 120 Minute IPA (morrisp), Saturday, 10 August 2019 03:41 (four years ago) link
loooool at fretting Superboy in bg
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 10 August 2019 06:01 (four years ago) link
i read ‘bg’ as ‘bizarro gazzara’ at first and for a split-second i was like ‘wow maybe fretting superboy is the perfect metaphor for my anxiety’
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 August 2019 07:14 (four years ago) link
Up-the-arse corner
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 10 August 2019 07:29 (four years ago) link
the fact that the last three posts in that thread are from me seems significant
― Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 August 2019 08:25 (four years ago) link
*tiny letters* by the white wolf
― mark s, Saturday, 10 August 2019 09:40 (four years ago) link
http://www.supermegamonkey.net/chronocomic/entries/scans16/SMVW1_KilledCharlie.jpgIn "Spider-Man vs. Wolverine", Spidey thinks he's punching Wolverine, but he actually hits Charlie, a non-superpowered woman, who dies. It's revealed Charlie intended that to happen though, so it was suicide by cop.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 17 August 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link
the '80s, man
― Nhex, Saturday, 17 August 2019 23:15 (four years ago) link
Comic Panels of Superheroes Talking About Killing People And Giving Specific Body Countshttp://i.imgur.com/YnFBY8y.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link
I was going to ask about Super Turtle but but...
His most recent comic book appearance was in issue #3 of the 2008 miniseries Ambush Bug: Year None, in which he plays a role like the one Superboy-Prime played in Infinite Crisis; after living in limbo with Kal-L and company, Super-Turtle (who now calls himself Clark Kent) starts destroying anyone he considers to be a phony Super-Turtle, including Bat-Mite and Connor Kent.
― Οὖτις, Monday, 19 August 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link
btw, going back to Comet the Super Horse, let's discuss what Peter David did with the character post Crisis:
http://i.imgur.com/sA4itiY.png
Soon, it was learned that Comet's male form was originally Andrew Jones, a (male) jockey, who had been trampled by horses and "rebuilt" by an organization called "The Stable" as a superhuman with equine DNA. He rebelled against the organization and began operating as a superhero. On one of his first missions he attempted to save a despairing Andrea Martinez (who had just come out to her parents, and been rejected) from an avalanche, but they both died. As with Matrix and Linda Danvers (who had merged into Supergirl, the Angel of Fire), this caused them to combine into one being: the Earth Angel of Love. Comet originally was in love with Supergirl, and since he was the Angel of Love, made her have feelings for him too, but she rejected him when she learned he was also a woman. This opened the door for the third Angel, Blithe, the Angel of Light, to use her powers to exploit Comet's heartbreak, and turn them against Supergirl. She enabled Comet to fully embrace their angel powers, transforming him/herself into a winged centaur. Blithe deceived Comet into joining forces with the Carnivore (a powerful demonic creature who despised the Earth Angels, and sought their power). The Carnivore lost control, however, when Andrea abandoned her anger, learning that her mother had died, and had left a video apology for her actions. The three Earth Angels worked together to stop the Carnivore. Comet began a relationship with Blithe, since she loved both their forms (revealing that Blithe is bisexual).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comet_(DC_Comics)#Post-Crisis_Comet
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link
i’m having a hard time parsing all the twists and turns in that but i’m pretty sure it’s proto-bronyism
― THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:13 (four years ago) link
what the actual hell
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link
it's sort of furry Ranma 1/2 + sitting in at three undergrad gender studies classes + lol late 90's
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/P3ZUre5.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link
also here's some very subtle imagery for you, see if you can discern the implicationhttp://i.imgur.com/JMoXXzh.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link
meanwhile, back in murderville, here's super turtle decapitating a rando and then throwing their head at ambush bughttp://i.imgur.com/Y7a1W7X.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link
He rebelled against the organization and began operating as a superhero
i also did this
― mark s, Monday, 19 August 2019 16:52 (four years ago) link
decapitating a rando
FP'd you for racism, that is clearly Pantha from the Titans
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 19 August 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link
FP'd you back for virtue signaling; Pantha IS a rando
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 19 August 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link
omg #cancelled, cat lives matter
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 19 August 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link
both of those stories look absolutely hilarious and i want to read them now
― Nhex, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 02:32 (four years ago) link
fair warning: the final issue of the Ambush Bug story was axed by Didio and never came out
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 05:57 (four years ago) link
Bookmarking this thread has totally paid off.
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 06:38 (four years ago) link
holy moly that Ambush Bug series was awful
― Nhex, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 05:08 (four years ago) link
https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-nAk6c7eaOqA/XWSWOu9fKcI/AAAAAAAABww/CCBH9dSt044CoiENnrpCD7rZFSFBLKePACLcBGAs/s1600/LEGION.4.5.jpg
― Stub yr toe on the yacht rock (morrisp), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 02:25 (four years ago) link
bad guys killing ppl is probably a richer vein tbhat least pre-Geoff Johns
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link
Feetal's... gizz?
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 August 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link
https://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/images/20091123-nastybits-comparison.jpg
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 29 August 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/gE6s3m8.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 30 August 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link
NOT AN IMAGINARY STORY!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 30 August 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link
god that spider-man logo sucked so much
― lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link
i was gonna say: lol '90s animated series spidey logo
― Nhex, Friday, 30 August 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link
― Nhex, Wednesday, August 21, 2019 12:08 AM (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink
I was just catching up and saw discussion of this upthread but you beat me to exactly what I wanted to say (re: Year None). It's kind of shocking that the OG Ambush Bug crew was responsible for that POS.
― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link
It should have been on matte paper, but it's definitely one of the greatest jokes in the history of Ambush Bug that issue by issue Didio was reading it and going "Making fun of Identity Crisis? Ha ha, so true, we didn't know what we were doing back then! Hey, Infinite Crisis too? Well, there were some excesses, in hindsight. Taking the piss out of 52? Boy, were the plates spinning on that one!"
And then it got to gags about Final Crisis or whatever was current and he freaked out and pulled the entire final issue of this six-issue making-fun-of-DC miniseries.
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 30 August 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
stretching the "superhero" part but here's peter criss killing the darklord with - - - - PURE HATE!!
http://i.imgur.com/0bwtwRV.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/Kv1PjFq.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 2 September 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link
the darklord swapped them into each other's bodies, and Criss used his pure hate for Paul Stanley to kill him, so that Stanley would be trapped in Criss' pathetic form and lower royalty entitlement forevermore?
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 2 September 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link
(also, judging from the balloons, this is one of the 1970s Kiss comics traced over digitally and recoloured in the early '00s? whose appalling notion was this?)
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 2 September 2019 19:13 (four years ago) link
why marvel's of course! it's the back-up story in the 1995 "Kiss Classics Collectors Edition" with JR jr likely making some quick cash off some old pencils
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 2 September 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link
I'm reading those words over and over and scrolling back up to the images and I can't make them make any sense
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 2 September 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link
He's listed as the penciller!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 2 September 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link
this was a reprint of a 1970s Kiss comic that included a traced version of the same comic as a backup feature?
there is no possible way that those are scans of a 1995 comic book
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 2 September 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link
https://comicvine.gamespot.com/kiss-classics-1-the-secret-origin-of-kiss-the-marv/4000-174145/
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 2 September 2019 21:03 (four years ago) link
Darklord seems to have a lot to say for someone who has literally been ripped in half by the power of pure hate
― brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 13:15 (four years ago) link
“AND ANOTHER THING:”
― Vape Store (crüt), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link
that link supports exactly none of forks' supposed facts about this comic!
good old Mort Todd though. here's a video he made for Steve Fisk and Pete Bagge's band, apparently on his phone
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link
quality Peter Bagge guitar faces there
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 3 September 2019 19:58 (four years ago) link
Cover Date - January 1, 1995
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 05:45 (four years ago) link
I meant that I cannot believe those 2 embedded images upthread are not native digital files, vs scans of a paper comic book printed in 1995
― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 08:20 (four years ago) link
oh. yeah, no idea on that one; not my specialty!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 4 September 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link
You know what, guys? It's a stupid old Kiss comic, it matters not.
― And according to some websites, there were “sexcapades.” (James Morrison), Thursday, 5 September 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link
I want to know who traced over and recolored it and when, and also whether it’s a marvel unlimited digital original or a purchased on comixology digital original
― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, 5 September 2019 01:44 (four years ago) link
and party every day
― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 5 September 2019 02:52 (four years ago) link
party all the time
― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, 5 September 2019 04:26 (four years ago) link
http://www.marvunapp.com/Appendix6/masteroftheworldaf09.jpg
I'm rereading Busiek's Avengers run, and I totally forgot Warbird/Carol Danvers kills the Master of the World! The MotW actually tries to use the superhero no-kill-code for his advantage, saying that as an Avenger Carol wouldn't kill her, but she replies that since there's a war going on (this in the middle of the "Kang war" arc), the rules are different. Makes sense for the character too, at this point it'd been already revealed that before her first appearance in Captain Marvel she'd been working in military Special Ops, so she probably has less qualms about killing enemy combatants than the other Avengers.
― Tuomas, Monday, 9 September 2019 11:58 (four years ago) link
ohhh that explains why the Master came back in that Capt. Marvel run recently. kind of. i had no idea who he was
― Nhex, Monday, 9 September 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link
*SHUKKK*
― untuned mass damper (mh), Monday, 9 September 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link
Pretty graphic stuff, including extreme violence against a woman, so a genuine trigger (er, quiver) warning — this page and the following pages from Mike Grell’s Green Arrow: The Longbow Hunters depict Ollie Queen freeing Dinah Lance from some very bad dudes... and he ain’t using “trick” arrows this time.
― #YABASIC (morrisp), Saturday, 14 September 2019 04:20 (four years ago) link
(was wondering when this thread would cross into fridge content)
― Elvis Telecom, Sunday, 15 September 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link
I had never heard of that Grell book, it’s pretty shocking content, actually — I didn’t know DC ever “went that far”
― #YABASIC (morrisp), Monday, 16 September 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link
Donald Duck murders Goofy. Vintage Disney comics. pic.twitter.com/QmklDucCaz— 41 Strange (@41Strange) September 18, 2019
― silverfish, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link
good one!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link
Deathlok shoots a guy in Columbus Circle
http://i.imgur.com/ck2uvRq.png
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link
do u really consider Deathlok a superhero tho
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link
here he is rescuing agent coulsonhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRYx_u_w8Mc
he also helped me find my keys one time.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 20:17 (four years ago) link
he's not called Savingliveslok
― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Wednesday, 2 October 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link
tangential question here: what comic is this panel from? it makes me laugh. hopefully not some deadpool nonsense
When I see someone trying to correct a joke I made pic.twitter.com/ewGVhCIJ6A— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) October 1, 2019
― mh, Wednesday, 2 October 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link
Something called "Cosmic Ghost Rider Destroys Marvel History" issue 6:https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-gdQ_ZbJooU4/XUqkSq4NdGI/AAAAAAAFQb8/zjxE6xTWm6Y2R4L4uveMMzYdld3ZQZ3SwCLcBGAs/s1600/036_017.jpg
― Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 3 October 2019 02:28 (four years ago) link
Thats a fun series!
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 3 October 2019 03:44 (four years ago) link
heh nice. i'm picking up the trade when it comes out soon
― Nhex, Thursday, 3 October 2019 03:57 (four years ago) link
Miracleman throws a whole bus full of people at Johnny Bates in issue 15
― koogs, Thursday, 3 October 2019 10:29 (four years ago) link
http://www.eruditorumpress.com/media/uploads/mm15-14.jpg
― Number None, Thursday, 3 October 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link
thx. the actuality is more nuanced and better written than my recollection. there was, iirc, a different panel with people in a bus that wasn't being thrown.
― koogs, Friday, 4 October 2019 12:42 (four years ago) link
https://screenrant.com/iron-man-rhodey-war-machine-murderer/amp/
― dracula et son fils (morrisp), Wednesday, 30 October 2019 04:40 (four years ago) link