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(Concept stolen from Viz, obviously).

http://static.flickr.com/65/224308874_405a5de4ed.jpg?v=0

JimD (JimD), Friday, 25 August 2006 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

http://static.flickr.com/5/5324627_331c6bdb1d.jpg

JimD (JimD), Friday, 25 August 2006 11:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Stop this, right now.

Andrew (enneff), Friday, 25 August 2006 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

WORKING!

JimD, Thursday, 8 November 2007 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

Haha they all got unlocked when we moved over to the new code. Not that this one should have been locked in the first place.

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 November 2007 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

so classic

electricsound, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:01 (eleven years ago) link

andrew, you are so full of shit.

-- chaki, Monday, 22 October 2007 23:53 (2 weeks ago) Bookmark Link

^^^truth

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:34 (eleven years ago) link

was he standing behind when he said that?

Mark G, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

http://ejmas.com/jnc/cptsmith/Fig82.jpg

moley, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:42 (eleven years ago) link

hahahahahahahahaha omg this thread

HI DERE, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

Xpost HOW DID THAT HAPPEN?!

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.fhwa.dot.gov/resourcecenter/teams/environment/vol3iss2_10.jpg

moley, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.defenselink.mil/armedforcessports/icons/wre02b.jpg

The Wayward Johnny B, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:46 (eleven years ago) link

turn ha.

Mark G, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.mentalfloss.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/tony_wrestle.jpg

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

http://image.rotteneggs.com/r3/cache_images/9/90271.jpg

moley, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.sportsphotography.net/portfolio/rugby.jpg

moley, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

Crossing over into the unintentionally homoerotic sports imagery thread there.

moley, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:52 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.evertonfc.com/assets/_files/images/may_07/efc__1179068695_vaughan-terr-400.jpg

I can't find a Terry and Lampard one so this will have to do.

Matt DC, Thursday, 8 November 2007 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

*desperately searching for pic of Ashley Cole with a mobile phone*

Tom D., Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:00 (eleven years ago) link

http://static.zsl.org/images/width290/gorilla-group-2524.jpg

JimD, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

worst thread lock ever

That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://getbirdbrains.tripod.com/images/Heimlich.jpg

C J, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:30 (eleven years ago) link

or rather ...

http://getbirdbrains.tripod.com/images/Heimlich.jpg

C J, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

Oh bugger!

C J, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

Oh bugger!

You got it!

Billy Dods, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

No I haven't. I always look this surprised.

C J, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:39 (eleven years ago) link

I love it when a hopeful google image search pays off

http://213.230.203.210/~states/thatcher1.jpg

ledge, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

M.Thatch and D.Gedge! Who knew?

Mark G, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:55 (eleven years ago) link

http://yooha.meepzorp.com/war-on-mail/index_files/barneyczar.jpg

onimo, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:56 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.rateitall.com/topicimages/1244.jpg

onimo, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

Trying to be fair to our other most famous warmongering cunt premier but not as easy. There might be someone hidden behind him here:

http://galleries.lycos.co.uk/d/17812-3/tony-blair.jpg

Margaret Beckett probably only indulging in a bit of frottage:

http://keeptonyblairforpm.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/tonyblair_brown_queens_speech_2006.jpg

ledge, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:58 (eleven years ago) link

xp, wow that's quite some length Bush must have there.

ledge, Thursday, 8 November 2007 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe she's just giving him a handjob.

snoball, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:22 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2416/1914508732_43dc1db06a.jpg?v=0

Jesse, Thursday, 8 November 2007 15:25 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.hearingdogs.org.uk/assets/images/remembering/humphry_and_ted.jpg

gershy, Saturday, 10 November 2007 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2094/1913826069_5ec599c7e8.jpg

Heave Ho, Saturday, 10 November 2007 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

none of the new crop compare to those first two.

milo z, Saturday, 10 November 2007 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/54/127190744_ac9e10c28e.jpg

Heave Ho, Saturday, 10 November 2007 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

none of the new crop compare to those first two.

true.

31g, Sunday, 11 November 2007 00:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://data1.blog.de/blog/b/belette36/img/miles_davis_tutu_b.jpg

Øystein, Sunday, 11 November 2007 00:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2385/1819076875_456d0f2552.jpg

Heave Ho, Sunday, 11 November 2007 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.its-behind-you.com/images/ll.jpg

NickB, Friday, 16 November 2007 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

From www.its-behind-you.com, no less. Eddie, it fucking is now.

NickB, Friday, 16 November 2007 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.harvestfair.net/images/cid1.JPG

Tom D., Friday, 16 November 2007 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

that alf thompson, what is he like?

feargal czukay (NickB), Friday, 14 August 2015 10:41 (four years ago) link

Perfect.

Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Friday, 14 August 2015 11:05 (four years ago) link

hahaaaaaaa fantastic!

JimD, Friday, 14 August 2015 11:15 (four years ago) link

this is from PETA website, so don't accuse me of promoting animal cruelty
http://www.peta.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Pig-Wrestling-Close-up.jpg

xelab, Friday, 14 August 2015 20:10 (four years ago) link

Hulk smash

a poetic ODE to FORNICATION (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 17 August 2015 19:06 (four years ago) link

x-posted from the "horrible album titles" thread with all due apologies.

http://www.israbox.com/uploads/posts/2012-12/1354868969_cover-640x480.jpg

Neil S, Tuesday, 18 August 2015 13:10 (four years ago) link

three months pass...
three months pass...

I remember reading the NME interview that photo belongs to in about '89 or something, I was still doing a paper-round at the time so it was way back. It was quite entertaining at the time, especially where MES was ripping Nick Cave's "pretentious artiste" type comments.

calzino, Saturday, 5 March 2016 21:23 (three years ago) link

There's nothing new in Acid House for me, pal. I've been using that process for years. Bloody years. It might be new for you but don't assume it's new for anyone else, because you're fucking wrong, pal.

calzino, Saturday, 5 March 2016 22:53 (three years ago) link

More than a touch of the Madeley about Mark E Smith in that photo.

trishyb, Sunday, 6 March 2016 13:08 (three years ago) link

one month passes...
two months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Zhqe5Ys.jpg

ejemplo (crüt), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 14:15 (three years ago) link

I remember thinking that the "Jesus helping" genre of paintings seemed like a ripe area of exploration for this thread, and lo:

http://www.divinemercy333.net/Jesus167_helping_person.gif

takin' care of beersness (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 14:22 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CpSBEtGVYAA7D7q.jpg

mookieproof, Sunday, 7 August 2016 20:18 (three years ago) link

one month passes...
three weeks pass...

http://i.imgur.com/Iro3MnL.jpg

Sharia Laws and Lambchop (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 16 October 2016 02:34 (two years ago) link

the young Ernie Hudson/old Ernie Hudson one is fantastic, it should be a Chuck Tingle book, along the lines of

https://i.imgur.com/38pNViPh.jpg

soref, Sunday, 16 October 2016 03:10 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cu9niGTWgAEAwVx.jpg

Neil S, Monday, 17 October 2016 10:28 (two years ago) link

http://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/H60AAOSwHaBWie~j/s-l1600.jpg

Fizzles, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 13:45 (two years ago) link

[CHORUS]
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt
In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

I ain't puttin no boogie in nobody's butt
That's nasty, man
What you talkin about
Puttin boogie in people's butt
Are you out yo mind or something?
Could go to jail for doin something like that

Well step aside my friend
I been doing it for years
I say, sit on down, open your eyes
And open up your ears
Say, put a tree in your butt
Put a, a bumblebee in your butt
Put a clock in your butt
Put a big rock in your butt
Say, put some fleas in your butt
Say, start to sneeze in your butt
Say, put a tin can in your butt
Put a little tiny man in your butt
Say, put a light in your butt
Say, make it bright in your butt
Say, put a TV in your butt
Say, put me in your butt
Everybody say

[CHORUS]

I, hey, that's, man, I ain't putting no trees in nobody's butt,
no bees in nobody's butt, putting nothing--
You must be out your mind, man,
y'all get paid for doing this?
Cause y'all gotta get some kind of money
Cause this don't sound like the kind of--
I'd rather golf, to be perfectly honest,
than put somethin in somebody's butt
to be truthful

Well step aside my friend and let me
show you how you do it
When big bad E just rock rock to it
Put a case in your butt
Say, put a metal case in your butt
Say, put her face in your butt
Say, put a frown in your butt
Say, put a clown in your butt
Say, sit on down in your butt
Say, put a boat in your butt
Say, put a moat in your butt
Put a mink coat in your butt
Put everything in your butt
Just start to sing about your butt
Feels real good
When you sing about your butt, sing

[CHORUS]

[CHORUS]

Now wait a second, now,
Do y'all get paid for this, for doing this?
Puttin the butt and all that stuff?
Really?
What's this? A 100 dollar bill?
I get to keep this 100 dollars if
I be puttin stuff in people's butts?
Really? Step aside.

Put a telephone in your butt
Say, put some dust in your butt
Say "it's a must" in your butt
Say, pizza crust in your butt
Say, put a telephone in your butt
Put a dinosaur bone in your butt
Put a radiator in your butt
I'll say "see you later" in your butt
Put an alligator in your butt
Say, put some money in your butt
Sure it feels real funny in your butt
Say, squeeze it, please it, but don't tease it
Put it in your butt
Well, let me, let me just say
Put a hot cup of Brim
Fill it to the rim
And put it in your butt
To the beat
Two sugars, stuff so sweet

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

(sax solo)

[CHORUS]

Put a quarter, put a penny,
Put a dime, put a nickel
Sure do tickle
Just put it in your butt
Put some change in your butt
Feels mighty strange in your butt
Put some grass
Put a shot glass
Put it in your butt, sing!

[CHORUS]

Put a speaker in your butt
I say put a speaker in your butt

In your butt
Put the boogie in your butt
Put, put the boogie in your butt

Eddie Murphy: Boogie In Your Butt (all rights reserved)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f27vG-Ja_0Y

PappaWheelie V, Wednesday, 26 October 2016 13:58 (two years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/I9obR6r.jpg

― don't ask me why i posted this (electricsound), Friday, 27 February 2015 13:42 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this turned out to be 100% accurate

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 28 October 2016 04:33 (two years ago) link

two months pass...
two months pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C8QyK_rWAAEb8EP.jpg

mookieproof, Friday, 31 March 2017 17:08 (two years ago) link

that should be painted on a cathedral ceiling somewhere, really

tony orlandoni, cheese engineer (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 31 March 2017 19:22 (two years ago) link

perfection

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 31 March 2017 19:31 (two years ago) link

one month passes...
two weeks pass...

the bumming of the apocalypse

as arousing as the thought of turning this into a thread full of pictures of hot, cold-blooded dino-fucking undoubtedly is, i feel obligated to point out that these are most likely depiciting actual dino-p-in-dino-v interactions and thus are ineligible for inclusion itt

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur_erotica

While Sims and Branwen's titles focus on heterosexual sex, gay dinosaur erotica also exists. The Guardian's columnist Damien Walter has published a review of Hunter Fox's short story A Billionaire Dinosaur Forced Me Gay by speculative fiction author Phronk. The review comments that the book "has no intrinsic redeeming qualities. It is horribly written, morally questionable, and even the sex in it seems like an afterthought ... It's the Kardashian of crappy erotica." Nonetheless, its mere success gives it meaning and appeal:

The title alone is delightful, tapping into deep-seated cynicism about post-50-Shades erotica and today’s publishing industry. Its unjustifiably high Amazon ranking delights and frustrates traditional authors and self-published authors alike. And the horrid writing only underscores how ridiculous it is that this bizarre artifact even exists.[2]

a whole world out there

i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 18 May 2017 17:29 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...
six months pass...

I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry

https://i.imgur.com/npg5fGg.jpg

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 12 December 2017 10:49 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

When CPR dummies have a better sex life than you. pic.twitter.com/fLV06n7eLw

— Derek Faye (@Derek_Faye) January 21, 2018

Madchen, Tuesday, 23 January 2018 10:10 (one year ago) link

four months pass...
eight months pass...

lool! Trump tattoos is a wild Gis wormhole to go into. I did one once and some crazy bastard has got a naked Trump one with a baby/mushroom dick!

calzino, Friday, 15 February 2019 13:59 (six months ago) link

what the fuck xp

a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 February 2019 14:14 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...
three months pass...
two months pass...

*blows whistle*

lock thread

Le Bateau Ivre, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 16:32 (one week ago) link

Spencer Diesel voiced by Kevin Spacey.

calzino, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 16:37 (one week ago) link

holy lol

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 16:46 (one week ago) link


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