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who's watching?

na (NA), Thursday, 1 April 2021 19:28 (three years ago) link

I watching

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 April 2021 19:29 (three years ago) link

Well, that was an unfortunate typo to start off the season

Go crads

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 April 2021 19:29 (three years ago) link

i watched some of blue jays/yankees until my kids commandeered the TV, then a bit of pirates/cubs until my stream crapped out for the second time

na (NA), Thursday, 1 April 2021 19:56 (three years ago) link

crads/reds starting in the snow at cinci in a few

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 April 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link

the suarez experiment at ss not going well

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 1 April 2021 20:30 (three years ago) link

that Yankees/jays game was a fun one!

apparently the fans in RF decided to taunt Hernandez with racist taunts. that was before he tied the game.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 1 April 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link

the yankees are continuing their anti-clutchness from last season i see.

xp yikes, given that and the (much lesser wrong) giancarlo stanton boos, maybe yankee stadium should reduce to 0% capacity.

voodoo chili, Thursday, 1 April 2021 21:44 (three years ago) link

also judge made a catch at the wall and a fan tried to take the ball out of his glove

mookieproof, Thursday, 1 April 2021 21:56 (three years ago) link

Lol omg, I missed that

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 1 April 2021 23:00 (three years ago) link

cubs and pirates combined to use 15 pitchers in a (nine-inning) opening day game

meanwhile, tyler glasnow has a third pitch

mookieproof, Friday, 2 April 2021 02:02 (three years ago) link

don't think i'm a fan of "bally sports"

, Friday, 2 April 2021 02:36 (three years ago) link

Heh, did you watch BS today too?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 2 April 2021 02:45 (three years ago) link

watching LAA/CWS right now

the thing i understand the least is the grey bar at the bottom of the screen that's almost as big as the score bug itself

, Friday, 2 April 2021 02:55 (three years ago) link

also don't understand why they need to play a "wizard casts an ice spell" sound effect every time a chyron appears

, Friday, 2 April 2021 02:57 (three years ago) link

is that like a cylon?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 2 April 2021 04:58 (three years ago) link

Yermin Mercedes first start in the majors: 5 hits, 4 rbi.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 3 April 2021 05:09 (three years ago) link

Ty Buttrey walking away from baseball!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 3 April 2021 19:58 (three years ago) link

Who else is watching the Ohtani game?

Van Horn Street, Monday, 5 April 2021 00:40 (three years ago) link

pretty good first inning

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 5 April 2021 01:12 (three years ago) link

Both the hardest hit home run of the weekend and the fastest pitch.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 5 April 2021 01:19 (three years ago) link

He is ridiculous.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 5 April 2021 01:58 (three years ago) link

don't think I've heard a HR make that sound before

frogbs, Monday, 5 April 2021 02:14 (three years ago) link

Well that was a series of events

Van Horn Street, Monday, 5 April 2021 02:37 (three years ago) link

Sounds like he was ok at least.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 5 April 2021 05:08 (three years ago) link

i watched the first couple of innings of that game, is he always that wild (pitching-wise)?

na (NA), Monday, 5 April 2021 14:04 (three years ago) link

In his first 50 innings he hasn’t been that wild, but he doesn’t top tier command yet. I think Maddon let him pitch a little further so that he could gain confidence, which resulted in more walks than anticipated but also that great strikeout turned 2 runs sequence.

Van Horn Street, Monday, 5 April 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link

it made me nervous, lots of 98+ mph fastballs whizzing towards batters' heads

na (NA), Monday, 5 April 2021 20:09 (three years ago) link

oops

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EyP_Af8WgAQaHpi?format=jpg&name=900x900

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 00:19 (three years ago) link

Woah the boos at Angel's Stadium for the Astros.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 01:45 (three years ago) link

it only took eight innings for the mets to met

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 02:03 (three years ago) link

first seven innings were great!

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 02:13 (three years ago) link

this video kinda cracks me up tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w-WovPLDQM

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 07:24 (three years ago) link

Trout is on a mission.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

Ohtani waving goodbye to Trout baseball from 2B... pic.twitter.com/wud9LlASLt

— Andrew Mah (@Mahster) April 6, 2021

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 20:37 (three years ago) link

i think i may be getting ohtani fever. the guy is electric. even when he strikes people out in the 3rd inning he's pumping his fist and yelling shit, i love it

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

btw i checked out more of the jomboy channel (a couple posts up) and i feel like it's a little bit of a brodown, but much less so than other sports dudes, and the "analysis" of fights, weird plays, fans making plays, players saying bad words (pretty much any player caught on film saying ANY words, in fact), and pretty much any other weird baseball thing is pretty great.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 20:52 (three years ago) link

i'm so bad at lip reading, so it's nice to know that someone out there is convincingly figuring out what they're all yelling at each other

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 20:53 (three years ago) link

There is a lot to love with jomboy, his breakdown of Kevin Mather rotary club fiasco was fantastic.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

jomboy has bro tendencies, sure, but he seems like a genuine guy. a good way to avoid the bro-ishness is to avoid any video/audio where one of the other guys from his network appears

voodoo chili, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 21:09 (three years ago) link

Yeah, started listening to a podcast episode that featured Trevor Plouffe and he couldn't stop himself from saying he got laid that morning.

On the other hand, O'Brien's been celebrating Kim Ng's promotion, wearing shirts that say 'Women belong in sports' and been pretty vindictive of personnel with assault allegations.

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 21:13 (three years ago) link

rougned odor to the yankees

not really sure why -- he's good for nothing except homers and he can't play short, where the yankees are actually thin -- but apparently the rangers are paying (perhaps literally) all of the remaining $27m he's owed, so hey why not

anyway lol he has to shave now

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link

xxxxxxps i don't really like castellanos (apart from his role in thom brennaman's downfall, of course) but i think if you plunk a guy you have to accept being flexed on in a situation like that

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 21:51 (three years ago) link

i hate ads on pitchers mounds

, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 23:24 (three years ago) link

I mean, I don’t get what the original skipping things was about. Dude seems like he was trying to provoke shit from the onset.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link

10 Ks for Sandy Alcantara, through 5 IP. iirc, 9 of those were swinging strikes, and none were in the strike zone

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 April 2021 00:26 (three years ago) link

steve shasta's a's are in quite a hole

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 04:51 (three years ago) link

Have only checked out a couple box scores and of course since I have been ignoring baseball the Reds start 5-1 with the most runs they have ever scored in the first 6 games. Figures...

Did not realize until a couple days ago that Naquin had ended up a Red. The two times I saw him play live for Cleveland he had great games both getting a couple hits and making really nice plays in the outfield. Seems like a guy that had the talent to make that next step but it never happened.

Never know, sometimes guys like that it finally clicks and they have some a few good seasons in their 30s.

earlnash, Wednesday, 7 April 2021 23:36 (three years ago) link

my man jameson taillon's first start in 23 months: 4.2 IP, 2 R, 3 H, 0 BB, 7 K, 74 pitches

unfortunately two of the hits were homers. love to see former pirates thrive in the AL east

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 April 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link

the ultimate Jomboy is the Amir Garrett vs. the entire Pirates fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iU-ESpiwV4o

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 8 April 2021 15:13 (three years ago) link

the lip reading is good because it shows that even at the highest levels, trash talk is just as dumb and repetitive as a pickup basketball game

Joe Bombin (milo z), Thursday, 8 April 2021 15:14 (three years ago) link

i am listening to the cardinals home opener pre-show, listening to the organ player go wild as the clydesdales trot around the perimeter of the field. no video feed yet, but hopefully they'll show it when the broadcast starts in a few minutes.

i love this. mike shannon is already incomprehensible.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 April 2021 19:47 (three years ago) link

shannon rambling on about how the cardinal fans are the best of all time as the home crowd politely cheered the introduction of the brewers coaches and special assistants, leading to an ovation for kolten wong in his first time back at busch. the best fans in baseball, we indoctrinate ourselves with our earnest respect

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 April 2021 19:59 (three years ago) link

the ovation for kolten wong was so earnest and so well-earned that he cried throughout his entire 4-pitch walk from wainwright

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 8 April 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link

maybe they should just let the brewers start every inning with a guy on second, out of respect and gentlemanly fair play

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 April 2021 21:04 (three years ago) link

disre2pectful of wainwright not to groove a fastball to wong like he did for jetes

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 April 2021 22:26 (three years ago) link

"maybe they should just let the brewers start every inning with a guy on second, out of respect and gentlemanly fair play"

AKA Bill Hall rule

earlnash, Friday, 9 April 2021 05:13 (three years ago) link

Thinking the Angels might make the playoffs this season.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:39 (three years ago) link

if i managed the giants, who had yesterday off, i might not have let 35yo johnny cueto throw 118 pitches in his second start of the season

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 April 2021 00:41 (three years ago) link

But are you a good looking ex-catcher who said 'uh-uh nice ok' when explained analytics and probabilities?

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 10 April 2021 01:29 (three years ago) link

Nyy lookin shaky af

calstars, Saturday, 10 April 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

going to get buried in "mets don't give degrom run support" discourse if they lose, but trevor rogers might actually be really good now

, Saturday, 10 April 2021 19:04 (three years ago) link

taylor tyler trevor rogers

, Saturday, 10 April 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link

I like the Padres players but I find it impossible to root for a team still using military camo for a uniform.

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 10 April 2021 21:45 (three years ago) link

Can’t cheer for a team you can’t see!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 April 2021 21:57 (three years ago) link

"mets don't give degrom run support" discourse

it *is* pretty funny/amazing tho, along with the mets bullpen in degrom starts

mookieproof, Saturday, 10 April 2021 22:15 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/UHLcCSU.png

calstars, Sunday, 11 April 2021 15:38 (three years ago) link

not that unexpected, i guess, but i just watched arenado do a perfect DP turn as the SS (in a shift) in a 6-4-3, dragging his foot over second base as he took the toss and then throwing it over to first.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 April 2021 00:00 (three years ago) link

giolito was v. good but bieber was just lights-out

9 IP, 0 R, 3 H, 1 BB, 11 K, 113 P, 85 ST, game score 91

31 batters, 24 first-pitch strikes, *one* 3-ball count, *one* runner reached second, don't have an exact count but he went 0-2 on more than half the guys he faced

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 02:50 (three years ago) link

also the 3-ball count/walk came with two outs in the ninth against the reigning AL MVP

super impressive

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 04:00 (three years ago) link

damn

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 07:15 (three years ago) link

Yadi is catching his 2000th game today, 6th all-time.

kinda feel like starting a Cardinals specific thread and being the only who posts in it. Morbs was always against the shared division threads anyway, and i want a place where i can share high-rez pictures of yadi and willie mcgee without shame

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 17:07 (three years ago) link

Nyy lookin shaky af

― calstars, Saturday, April 10, 2021 1:25 PM (four days ago) bookmarkflaglink

who knew that only doing the bare minimum to improve your team for two offseasons in a row would be a bad thing?

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 17:16 (three years ago) link

I would never shame you for sharing your Willie McGee pics!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 17:19 (three years ago) link

the problem is, willie mcgee pics quickly lead to john nogowski pics

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 17:40 (three years ago) link

Totally inappropriate.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 17:41 (three years ago) link

Of the five guys who got there first (2,000 games), three are in the HOF (I-Rod, Fisk, Carter), two aren't (Bob Boone, Jason Kendall). I thought that might be in and of itself decisive, but no. He's almost dead-even with Kendall in bWAR, so who knows.

clemenza, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:19 (three years ago) link

kendall's HOF case suffers from playing for small market teams, and not having a HOF-level standout skill. his defense was always good, but i'm not sure he was ever regarded as elite like the current hall of famer yadier molina(i could be wrong)

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 18:44 (three years ago) link

One thing that Molina might have going for him is that he's the first to do it with one team; probably my own bias speaking, but I think at the margins HOF voters are a little less enthusiastic about itinerant careers.

clemenza, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:43 (three years ago) link

Speaking of which I just learned Jed Lowrie is on his 4th separate stint with Oakland

, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

the Rolaids "Fourth Time Around" award

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:03 (three years ago) link

yankees are gonna come in fourth, but at least they'll be under the luxury tax

voodoo chili, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link

Baseball should install a Lux Interior tax on the oldest and least cool teams.

clemenza, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:31 (three years ago) link

cubs are sucking it up pretty bad to start the season too. not surprising, though i expected the pitching to be the main problem, not the offense

na (NA), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link

i’m calling it - 7 inning games are better

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 14 April 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link

Out with you

, Wednesday, 14 April 2021 21:34 (three years ago) link

Please someone stop the Red Sox

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 15 April 2021 03:44 (three years ago) link

Paging Carlos Rodon

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 15 April 2021 03:49 (three years ago) link

kris bryant, willson contreras, and jake marisnick are the only cubs batting above the mendoza line so far this season

na (NA), Friday, 16 April 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link

Please someone stop the Red Sox

― Van Horn Street, Wednesday, April 14, 2021 10:44 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Only one team can beat them and they are called the mighty Baltimore Orioles

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 16 April 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link

strange days my friends

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 16 April 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

cubs are 7-for-85 with RISP as a team

mookieproof, Friday, 16 April 2021 21:40 (three years ago) link

that means they're due

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 16 April 2021 21:42 (three years ago) link

Mets are overdue to....play a game

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 17 April 2021 00:06 (three years ago) link

that means they're due

That means they suck ass

calstars, Saturday, 17 April 2021 00:07 (three years ago) link

noted yankee-killer michael wacha

mookieproof, Saturday, 17 April 2021 01:50 (three years ago) link

So I'm watching a lot of Angels game (blame Trout and Ohtani) and one thing Girardi has done often is have Ohtani batting 2nd, Trout 3rd, someone with a terrible OPS at 4th and Walsh (1.063 OPS) at fifth.

Forgetting dealing with the psychology of players: is having a gap like this some sort of sabermetrics thing I missed? Would my instinct to have Walsh batting 4th straight after Trout and Ohtani be right?

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 17 April 2021 03:22 (three years ago) link

I think you always want to have your best hitters in a row regardless of any other factor

that said your "someone with a terrible OPS" is Justin Upton is it not??

frogbs, Saturday, 17 April 2021 03:25 (three years ago) link

I also saw Pujols in a that spot a week ago vs the Royals, which was strange.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 17 April 2021 03:31 (three years ago) link

fwiw joe girardi manages the phillies and joe maddon manages the angels

and i guess before i'd criticize maddon's batting order i'd criticize having prince albert in the lineup at all, let alone above ninth

mookieproof, Saturday, 17 April 2021 04:02 (three years ago) link

Woops yeah, two old dudes in red uniforms.

Upton is having a good game, so it's probably just psychology.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 17 April 2021 04:08 (three years ago) link

I don’t think it’s a sabermetrics thing. I think he just has a bunch of old guys with big contracts on his team.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 17 April 2021 05:10 (three years ago) link

So they’re saying he isn’t the cause but Andrelton Simmons, an anti-vaxer, has caused a covid outbreak in the Twins clubhouse.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 18 April 2021 03:41 (three years ago) link

giolito gave up 8 runs in the first inning vs. the red sox. i blame it on it being a 10 a.m. CT game for some reason.

na (NA), Monday, 19 April 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link

sending him back out in the second was an intriguing decision

mookieproof, Monday, 19 April 2021 17:21 (three years ago) link

they moved the marathon to october couldn't they do the same with this stupid tradition? boston is the worst city in america

, Monday, 19 April 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link

We’re #1!

In normal times I would always take this day off from work to watch the marathon.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 19 April 2021 19:56 (three years ago) link

More on this cool new feature on https://t.co/9BlYThnWuF:

The leaderboard pages AND player pages now have some underlined stats when you hover over a season line

Click, and you get videos of that player & event type on @MLB Film Room!

It's THIS simple ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/4aLBM3jsVs

— Sarah Langs (@SlangsOnSports) April 19, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 19 April 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link

Arihara has been pretty good so far!

Van Horn Street, Tuesday, 20 April 2021 03:00 (three years ago) link

Corbin Burnes has 36 strikeouts to start the season without allowing a walk, the most since 1893

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 April 2021 03:42 (three years ago) link

Burnes means testes in vulgar french and I always giggle.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 21 April 2021 03:50 (three years ago) link

Man I wish they taught us vulgar French in school!!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 21 April 2021 12:35 (three years ago) link

Wouldn’t work in Quebec tho!

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 21 April 2021 15:46 (three years ago) link

has anyone else gone to a game in person this season, or are you planning to? i just bought a ticket for a cubs game in a few weeks. i'll be fully vaxxed, and the article in fangraphs this week about going to a cubs game showed me they've made more changes at wrigley than i realized to prevent crowds gathering in the concourse for extended times. so i'm not really too worried about the COVID aspects.

i'd rather go to a white sox game and not give the ricketts my money, but i can get to wrigley without taking public transportation, which i feel less comfortable about still, especially a potentially crowded train to the south side.

na (NA), Friday, 23 April 2021 18:45 (three years ago) link

cubs seem to be waking up

mookieproof, Friday, 23 April 2021 19:09 (three years ago) link

i have no plans to go to games but it's mostly due to the expense

mookieproof, Friday, 23 April 2021 19:26 (three years ago) link

I could imagine going later this summer when hopefully they've approved Pfizer for 12-15 and my kid is vaxxed, but I'm putting off deciding. Have credit from the tickets I bought to a game last April...

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 23 April 2021 21:48 (three years ago) link

tyler glasnow just had a 4 strikeout 4 ER first inning

, Friday, 23 April 2021 23:36 (three years ago) link

Vlad has gotten on base every game so far this season.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 April 2021 00:07 (two years ago) link

deGrom w/ 12K thru 6 on 78 pitches

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 24 April 2021 00:48 (two years ago) link

0.35 ERA lol

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2021 00:56 (two years ago) link

He has an RBI tonight, so into his fifth start this year, he's given up one earned run and knocked in two.

clemenza, Saturday, 24 April 2021 01:02 (two years ago) link

15 thru 7

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 24 April 2021 01:09 (two years ago) link

Degrom is somehow even more otherworldly than usual.

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 24 April 2021 01:14 (two years ago) link

ERA: 0.32. Batting average: .545.

clemenza, Saturday, 24 April 2021 01:36 (two years ago) link

If they leave deGrom in now, well, I know someone who'll be cursing somewhere.

clemenza, Saturday, 24 April 2021 01:39 (two years ago) link

game score: 98

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2021 02:16 (two years ago) link

damn

k3vin k., Saturday, 24 April 2021 02:48 (two years ago) link

the kid is good

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 24 April 2021 04:32 (two years ago) link

Jacob Degrom needs his own thread
A Thread For Jacob Degrom Who Is Doing Really Well
Stay Healthy, Please: The Jacob Degrom Thread
Jacob Degrom is Bringing Joy Back to Baseball
JACOB DEGROM seems like a big deal
How Many Home Runs Will Jacob Degrom Hit in 2021? POLL results

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 24 April 2021 05:52 (two years ago) link

Who's the Best-Looking Current Degrom?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 24 April 2021 06:02 (two years ago) link

I have a (dumb) question but are these K totals less impressive in an era (npi) where batters are striking out way more? or is that not a significant factor?

brimstead, Saturday, 24 April 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

Ks for pitchers I mean

brimstead, Saturday, 24 April 2021 16:30 (two years ago) link

It's less impressive given that batters are swinging for the fences more than they used to, but more impressive because modern pitchers throw faster and with more movement.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 24 April 2021 17:23 (two years ago) link

a little. but it's still amazing, especially the efficiency of it. i mean he only threw 109 pitches to get 15 strikeouts, and he got more swinging strikes (29) than balls (25)!

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2021 17:41 (two years ago) link

Or to put it another way: he's struck out 50 of the 101 batters he's faced this year.

twitter.com/SteveGelbs/status/1385971218415767552

clemenza, Saturday, 24 April 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link

As a comparison: the year Ryan struck out 383, he faced 1355 batters. Which I realize is far more impressive in terms of value, but just as a percentage, Ryan was at 28%. Aroldis Chapman is at 922/2222 for his career, 41%.

clemenza, Saturday, 24 April 2021 18:16 (two years ago) link

was just thinking it feels like yesterday we were all gawking at kimbrel/chapman putting up similar K-rates in one-inning appearances

, Saturday, 24 April 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link

but yeah it's definitely a little watered down in this era and i hope something changes to address the super high K-rates but it's not like gibson/koufax's best years have an asterisk on them just because they happened before the mound was lowered

, Saturday, 24 April 2021 18:50 (two years ago) link

aroldis really should have been a starter

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 April 2021 18:53 (two years ago) link

ASSHAT achieved

https://i.imgur.com/jauf45K.png

, Sunday, 25 April 2021 01:34 (two years ago) link

A's SHAT

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 25 April 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link

nationals rotation is a disaster apart from scherzer

i assume he has a no-trade clause, but this is the last season of his deal and i imagine he'd accept a trade to a winner (nats are currently at 13% to make the playoffs) -- could be v. interesting

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 April 2021 21:28 (two years ago) link

MLB piece from the other day comparing Scherzer right now to Verlander in 2017:

https://www.mlb.com/news/max-scherzer-possible-trade-deadline-deal

clemenza, Sunday, 25 April 2021 22:22 (two years ago) link

clearly i should work for mlb dot com

mookieproof, Monday, 26 April 2021 00:39 (two years ago) link

Rockies General Manager Jeff Bridich steps down and Greg Feasel has been named Club President. pic.twitter.com/nk3HyHYBu8

— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) April 26, 2021

mookieproof, Monday, 26 April 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

For Jacob deGrom Needs His Own Thread:

http://www.billjamesonline.com/jacob_degrom_deserves_better/

There's a chart in there that shows "Most Starts with Chance To Win When Leaving Game Since 2014," and how unlucky deGrom's been compared to the others. So above and beyond the lack of run support, his bullpen makes the situation that much worse.

clemenza, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 12:00 (two years ago) link

cubs seem to be waking up

or not

at least we can always count on degrom's lack of support in this crazy world

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 April 2021 03:18 (two years ago) link

insane

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 April 2021 07:42 (two years ago) link

sometimes nick pivetta is just the better pitcher

, Thursday, 29 April 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link

lmao

One Of The Bad Guys (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 April 2021 15:58 (two years ago) link

i'm not *mad* because lol yankees, but this was the bottom of the 10th today in baltimore with the game tied 3-3

Jonathan Loaisiga pitching.
Ramon Urias placed on second.

- Pat Valaika batting
Pitch 1: bunted foul
Pitch 2: sac bunt 2-4 at 1B; Urias moves to third

- Cedric Mullins batting
Pitch 1: called strike
Pitch 2: sac fly to center; Urias scores, BAL wins 4-3

so the guy threw four pitches, all for strikes, did not allow a hit, and took the loss. at least the run is unearned, but jfc

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 April 2021 21:18 (two years ago) link

Let’s not pretend that pitchers wins and loses made any sense to begin with.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 29 April 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link

wins and losses for relievers in particular makes so little sense that it kinda warms my heart to know they still do it

frogbs, Thursday, 29 April 2021 22:18 (two years ago) link

xp lol true -- and i'm not actually worried about loiasiga's record as much as that a team can do everything right and still lose because there's a magic runner on second. two sacrifices should not score a run

(and yeah, they should have scored in the top of the inning, but nevertheless)

mookieproof, Thursday, 29 April 2021 22:25 (two years ago) link

it’s really bad

One Of The Bad Guys (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 April 2021 23:02 (two years ago) link

Only 5 teams in the AL have a positive runs differential.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 30 April 2021 00:51 (two years ago) link

Dodgers are on their ninth pitcher tonight. (Truthfully, I'm not even sure if that's extremely rare or not really all that rare today.)

clemenza, Sunday, 2 May 2021 03:38 (two years ago) link

i wouldn’t say it’s extremely rare, but in this case it’s because their starter left with elbow pain in the second

btw i guess we can pump the brakes on those ‘will the dodgers win 120 games’ stories

mookieproof, Sunday, 2 May 2021 13:45 (two years ago) link

Dodgers brought in one more pitcher, 10 for the game, and this wasn't even mentioned in the game account on mlb.com. So I guess that answers my question.

clemenza, Sunday, 2 May 2021 14:00 (two years ago) link

That was a great game.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 2 May 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link

Beaty and Pollock combined for 15 RBIs today wow

frogbs, Sunday, 2 May 2021 20:41 (two years ago) link

obviously something was wrong with clayton kershaw today, because he walked javier baez. if i'm reading the stats right, baez had one walk before today in the 2021 season, while kershaw had only walked five batters so far in the 2021 season.

na (NA), Tuesday, 4 May 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link

dallas keuchel with seven scoreless innings and just one strikeout

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 18:50 (two years ago) link

baltimore's got a no-no goin'

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 5 May 2021 21:52 (two years ago) link

Was confused about deGrom not starting; out for a few days.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 May 2021 01:07 (two years ago) link

The Los Angeles Angels are releasing future Hall of Famer Albert Pujols today, per sources. Pujols is in the final year of his 10-year, $253 million contract.

— Mark Feinsand (@Feinsand) May 6, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 May 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link

OH SHIT

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 May 2021 17:53 (two years ago) link

i guess i will take this to Prince Albert Pujols, he reigneth but i really hope/expect that he will in a cardinals uniform for a few home games at the end

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 May 2021 17:54 (two years ago) link

cardinals broadcasters say "they've heard word that albert wants to keep playing, continue his journey", so hopefully that's a good sign for that.

at the same moment, they played a recent clip of him hitting a HR, and it really did look like he was painfully limping out of the batter's box for his 40-45 second HR trot

there's an alternate history out there where injuries didn't destroy him so early. even his early-on destroyed version from the early Angels years were pretty great, considering

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 May 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link

I guess outright release is best option? Sitting him down doesn't work--Pujols wouldn't accept it--and even the Cardinals won't offer anything in a symbolic trade. Feels strange, though...Must have happened to other HOF'ers.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 May 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link

Sitting him down doesn't work

sadly, i think just about every team in baseball has better bench options

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 May 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link

putting aside whether pujols would accept it, i mean. you'd need an extra bench guy to pinch-run for him in case he gets on base

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 May 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link

667 HRs

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 May 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

he can hit 110 more over the next 5 years in Colorado

frogbs, Thursday, 6 May 2021 18:33 (two years ago) link

Kinda sad, he obviously made the angels worse but I was always hoping he'd win a WS with them, old man pujols' presence was one of the things that made them a fun team

I have to think this means Marsh is coming up soon with Walsh taking over at 1st

, Thursday, 6 May 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link

(xpost) Right--benching doesn't work for him or the team...Your move, Detroit.

clemenza, Thursday, 6 May 2021 18:43 (two years ago) link

(Different situation, I realize.)

clemenza, Thursday, 6 May 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link

when the shift is Good

Heads-up Gleyb. pic.twitter.com/Xf9O15t77K

— New York Yankees (@Yankees) May 6, 2021

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 May 2021 20:12 (two years ago) link

that’s amazing. gotta be E-2?

One Of The Bad Guys (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 May 2021 21:59 (two years ago) link

or E-6 - why the hell isn’t he firing to the catcher?

One Of The Bad Guys (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 May 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link

because the catcher was backing up third base, and no one covered home, so there was no one to throw to, i think. wacky play!

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 May 2021 22:05 (two years ago) link

can’t charge an error for mental mistakes/poor positioning! kind of a bad play by the catcher, who was never going to beat gleyber to third yet went so far that he couldn’t then beat gleyber home. but the real culprit is the pitcher, who just watched the whole thing.

Gleyber Torres scores from first on a ground ball when the shifted Astros don't cover third OR home -- with #MLBFieldVision tracking pic.twitter.com/qCrosth0Os

— David Adler (@_dadler) May 6, 2021

mookieproof, Thursday, 6 May 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link

Amazing. They all deserve errors. Correa actually just... flips to Bregman for some reason as Gleybz races home.

One Of The Bad Guys (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 6 May 2021 22:47 (two years ago) link

yeah, i was watching that animation, trying to figure out who was at fault. didn't even notice the pitcher dot not moving , even when it was clear that there was a footrace to home. although, tbh i think he was probably just like me, looking at the plays at second and third and going ...wtf?

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 May 2021 22:49 (two years ago) link

i know it's just anecdotal, but even factoring in normal early-season weirdness, players getting into mid-season form, etc, it seems like this year has been _exceptionally_ sloppy in the field. way more "little league" plays than i'm used to, at least for cardinal games, and it's on all sides

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 May 2021 22:50 (two years ago) link

i also missed about the last 3 weeks of games but i did dutifully look through a lot of box scores to review

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 May 2021 22:50 (two years ago) link

Would it be crazy to go to a game in June?

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Thursday, 6 May 2021 23:12 (two years ago) link

I went to the A's game on Monday

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 6 May 2021 23:17 (two years ago) link

You felt ok?

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Thursday, 6 May 2021 23:32 (two years ago) link

I'm vaxxed and so are my friends. Wore a mask. Huge gaps between different groups. Seemed fine to me.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 7 May 2021 00:02 (two years ago) link

Sounds awesome. Would love to get a game in soon, but my wife's a little reluctant.

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Friday, 7 May 2021 01:28 (two years ago) link

Ohtani home runs leader.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 7 May 2021 02:42 (two years ago) link

i bought a ticket to a cubs game in a couple of weeks after reading this article: https://blogs.fangraphs.com/take-me-out-to-the-socially-distanced-ballgame/ which details all the measures they're taking at wrigley (and also i am vaxxed up)

i looked at going to a white sox game but they aren't selling single tickets at all right now as far as i could tell

na (NA), Friday, 7 May 2021 14:05 (two years ago) link

looking forward to smokies-chattanooga in july. very airy environs.

One Of The Bad Guys (Tracer Hand), Friday, 7 May 2021 14:21 (two years ago) link

lol i didn't know todd frazier was now a pirate. he's 1-for-24 in 11 games

mookieproof, Friday, 7 May 2021 19:43 (two years ago) link

He's in mid-season form I see.

keto keto bonito v industry plant-based diet (PBKR), Friday, 7 May 2021 20:26 (two years ago) link

seems like the cubs and pirates can be forgiven for giving up on kyle schwarber and josh bell, respectively

mookieproof, Sunday, 9 May 2021 02:58 (two years ago) link

btw how about the giants? odd that bee ok hasn't shown up yet

mookieproof, Sunday, 9 May 2021 03:00 (two years ago) link

barely posted last year too, come back bee

, Sunday, 9 May 2021 04:20 (two years ago) link

this LAA/LAD game is getting silly, mookie/seager/turner and trout/upton were all taken out because of the blowout but LAA scored 11 runs over the 6th and 7th and now they're only 3 back

, Sunday, 9 May 2021 04:25 (two years ago) link

seems like the cubs and pirates can be forgiven for giving up on kyle schwarber and josh bell, respectively

― mookieproof, Saturday, May 8, 2021 9:58 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i guess except the cubs replaced schwarber with joc pederson, who is doing only marginally better than schwarber so far

na (NA), Monday, 10 May 2021 14:12 (two years ago) link

excited to read this mlb.com article

https://i.imgur.com/iBn1LcI.png

yr local jerk, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 16:16 (two years ago) link

Writer’s dad pumped for son’s first headline

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 13 May 2021 16:19 (two years ago) link

but not SUPER PUMPED?

na (NA), Thursday, 13 May 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link

lol

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 16:25 (two years ago) link

founder of Hillside Elementary Writing Contest super pumped for former winner's son's first headline

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 16:27 (two years ago) link

Headline writer not actually allowed to write the article they are titling, and here’s why.

Michael F Gill, Thursday, 13 May 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link

corbin burnes finally walked a dude after 58 strikeouts to open the season

mookieproof, Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

and even that one was a good pitch

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 May 2021 19:22 (two years ago) link

Yasmani Grandal is hitting .143/.581/.571 (1.152 OPS) with a .000 BABIP in May.

2-for-14, 2 home runs, 16 walks

— Jeremy Frank (@MLBRandomStats) May 14, 2021

mookieproof, Friday, 14 May 2021 17:50 (two years ago) link

why don't pitchers throw strikes to Grandal? is his plate coverage so good?

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 18:07 (two years ago) link

yeah, he has the 8th lowest zone% in the majors, which is weird because he isn't particularly amazing at making contact when swinging at strikes. he's above average but not by much

he just doesn't swing at pitches. lowest swing% in the majors by a good margin (25.5% to max muncy's 31.2%), lowest z-swing% (swings on pitches inside the zone) by a mile (39.6% to david fletcher's 48.6%), second lowest o-swing% (swings on pitches outside the zone) after muncy

so pitchers avoid the zone even though he barely ever swings when they put it in there (second highest called strike rate) and he barely ever swings on balls.

, Friday, 14 May 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link

it honestly doesn't make sense, he'll basically give you an 0-2 count if you want it but no one challenges him

, Friday, 14 May 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

weird! we should be pitching coaches. i'm ready to go talk to the guy on the mound facing him late in the game. "Rookie, you've gotta calm down. Let me squeeze your shoulder. Yes, there. Relent to me. Attack the zone. Throw strikes. If he hits a HR I'll buy you a beer. But he's not gonna hit it. Because I put a curse on him. I'll tell you about it after the strikeout. Throw strikes."

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

If things don't pan out for me, I would like to be America's Silliest Pitching Coach for some local team

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link

maybe he's just very short

, Friday, 14 May 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link

why the camo hats today? is this some militaristic holiday that i've overlooked?

mookieproof, Saturday, 15 May 2021 01:33 (two years ago) link

armed forces day

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 15 May 2021 02:24 (two years ago) link

Kelenic's first HR is beautiful.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 15 May 2021 03:00 (two years ago) link

Did Bogaerts get hurt today, or was he just removed because of the big lead?

clemenza, Saturday, 15 May 2021 22:36 (two years ago) link

Huascar Ynoa out a few months after breaking his hand punching the dugout lmao

frogbs, Monday, 17 May 2021 20:39 (two years ago) link

Pujols is starting and batting cleanup for the Dodgers tonight, as anyone could have predicted.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 17 May 2021 22:45 (two years ago) link

I don't think it's likely but how angry would Angels fans be about a LAD Pujols renaissance?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 17 May 2021 22:56 (two years ago) link

Liking the new red alternate jerseys for the Marlins.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 17 May 2021 23:26 (two years ago) link

(xpost) Stranger things have happened. Frogs fell from the sky in Magnolia.

clemenza, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 00:10 (two years ago) link

so the twins were projected to win 88 games and their division this year

mookieproof, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 01:50 (two years ago) link

Pujols signing already paid off

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 May 2021 03:17 (two years ago) link

https://blogs.fangraphs.com/the-dodgers-addition-of-albert-pujols-didnt-make-sense-until/

tldr; the dodgers have a lot of injuries

na (NA), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 13:06 (two years ago) link

I've seen a lot of people mention his expected numbers based on statcast suggest he's getting unlucky or something, but the combination of his pull-everything-into-the-shift approach and his slowness suggest to me this is just who he is

k3vin k., Tuesday, 18 May 2021 13:15 (two years ago) link

Tony LaRussa fucking sucks

Joe Bombin (milo z), Tuesday, 18 May 2021 22:15 (two years ago) link

you hear it more and more

larussa sucks but the white sox are good. impressively good considering jimenez and robert are injured and giolito has been mediocre

na (NA), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 13:52 (two years ago) link

They haven’t played the Astros, A’s, Yankees, Rays and Jays yet.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 19 May 2021 14:55 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjz2UKPdFCU

best part of this is Tim Anderson

Joe Bombin (milo z), Wednesday, 19 May 2021 16:29 (two years ago) link

alex blandino, #0, third basemen, has a 0.00 ERA through 3.2 career IP

Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 May 2021 20:42 (two years ago) link

lance lynn (now with the white sox) said it was dumb, too. kind of notable given that he actually played for larussa in his rookie year with the cardinals in 2011, after which larussa left. as a young player on a team managed by larussa that also happened to win the WS that year, he probably has weird feelings about him

Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 May 2021 20:49 (two years ago) link

"Lance has a locker; I have an office," La Russa said.

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 May 2021 20:52 (two years ago) link

when all else fails, just start with the basics

Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 May 2021 20:57 (two years ago) link

you have the microphone, and we of us here have phones. and many of the fans do as well.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 20 May 2021 20:57 (two years ago) link

willy adames traded. is it wander franco time? brujan? the other aaa ss guy?

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 21 May 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link

#Rays are calling up ... Taylor Walls

— Marc Topkin (@TBTimes_Rays) May 21, 2021

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Friday, 21 May 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

meanwhile, who knew that being one the least-vaxxed teams in the league would backfire on the mariners!

The Seattle Mariners have at least one COVID positive, sources tell ESPN, and there is concern within the organization that the relatively low level of vaccination within the clubhouse could be problematic. The Mariners, source said, are among the least-vaccinated teams in MLB.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) May 21, 2021

besides everyone

the mai tai quinn (voodoo chili), Friday, 21 May 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link

i have not posted on ILB for five years but the Giants might be relevant again. i only care about one team and one team only. anyways, going into today the Giants have the best record in all of baseball and they finally play the Dodgers in a three game set. going out of my mind waiting. the Giants starter for tomorrow has gone down and now it's TBD, so this first game is so important. Bauer (2.20 ERA) vs. Wood (1.75 ERA).

long past due on ILB from me: RIP Dr Morbius.

Bee OK, Friday, 21 May 2021 21:55 (two years ago) link

Welcome back. You are welcome to stay even when the Giants are not relevant.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 21 May 2021 21:58 (two years ago) link

hi bee! good to have you back. i think once or twice i made a joke at your expense (while you were still posting on ILB i mean) about your myopic love of the giants. sorry about that. i have an appreciation for the focus!

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 May 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link

i sorta follow the other teams in baseball, but not at 1% of the level that i follow the cardinals. if i'm looking into other teams it's usually because we (meaning me, a member of the cardinals) are about to play them

Karl Malone, Friday, 21 May 2021 22:02 (two years ago) link

What about the utah jazz KM

Michael F Gill, Friday, 21 May 2021 22:30 (two years ago) link

I’m all-in with 2 teams (Mets/Isles) and I don’t think I could handle anymore. Some of those down years can hit pretty hard if you linger on them.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 21 May 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

i'm all in for two teams too, the other sport that i love is the NFL and i'm a Los Angeles Rams fan. i was a 49ers fan but i moved out of San Francisco, the team also moved out of San Francisco and LA got two new teams. so i switched. i think the regular season of basketball is so waste and now 10 teams make the playoffs, smh. i do watch the playoffs without really having a rooting interest. NHL lost me with all their strikes. got into it and they went on strike, gave it another go and then they went on strike again. haven't been back since.

Bee OK, Friday, 21 May 2021 23:08 (two years ago) link

We are gonna need more Mets fretting with Morbs gone.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 22 May 2021 02:02 (two years ago) link

Orioles for almost 40 years now and no matter how bad it gets I'll never quit'em, unless they leave Baltimore and change the name, that might really be the end for me (but I think I would then be empty and have no team at all, I can't take on a new one at my age)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 22 May 2021 02:06 (two years ago) link

the orioles are a great team to root for imo

Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 May 2021 02:26 (two years ago) link

in 2023, i will turn 40 along with the orioles 1983 championship. i am calling it now - the o's are gonna win it all

Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 May 2021 02:27 (two years ago) link

by pure coincidence, that will be the year after the very bold chris davis contract ends

Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 May 2021 02:28 (two years ago) link

only 1 1/2 more years to go on the chris davis contract

Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 May 2021 02:28 (two years ago) link

Imagine every team in the AL East really good in 2023 - that seems unfair

I care enough to watch the playoff Maple Leafs, otherwise the Blue Jays are the only team I've ever given a rip about (and that is a very large rip). I mean, I also watched the Raps religiously in 18/19 but who wouldn't

francisF, Saturday, 22 May 2021 03:06 (two years ago) link

Used to be all over the map for sports allegiances until I decided to refocus everything on Toronto. Once nos z’amours are back I’ll switch over to them because local team, and I’d love to see a NBA team in Montreal (unlikely) but there is no way in hell I’m ever rooting for the Habs.

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 22 May 2021 03:30 (two years ago) link

the orioles are a great team to root for imo

― Karl Malone, Friday, May 21, 2021 9:26 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I don't disagree, I've enjoyed it the whole time

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 22 May 2021 03:34 (two years ago) link

and as surely as i believe in the truth of the god of the christian bible, i say to thee: the yankees will finish last place in 2023. but then they shall come back to win again, some day after that. but at some undetermined but very soon day after that, they will burn in hell forever.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 May 2021 03:54 (two years ago) link

and the people will be happy for 4000 years

Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 May 2021 03:55 (two years ago) link

First we just need them to have a losing season for once

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 22 May 2021 04:27 (two years ago) link

let's not go that far. some teams need to play above .500 every single year. it inspires the children in the region and keeps some adults occupied

Karl Malone, Saturday, 22 May 2021 04:34 (two years ago) link

20,000th player in MLB history: José Godoy

- signed w/ STL in July '11 out of VZ; $200K signing bonus
- spent 9 years w/ STL; reached Triple-A in '19; at alt site in '20
- elected FA, signed w/ SEA in Nov. '20
- OF COURSE THE 20,000TH PLAYER IN MLB HISTORY IS A BACKUP CATCHER!!! pic.twitter.com/YC8TlMuttL

— Céspedes Family BBQ (@CespedesBBQ) May 22, 2021

mookieproof, Saturday, 22 May 2021 05:34 (two years ago) link

only 1 1/2 more years to go on the chris davis contract


lmao

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 22 May 2021 10:45 (two years ago) link

franchy cordero hit one 474 ft today:

https://www.mlb.com/video/zack-wheeler-in-play-run-s-to-franchy-cordero

Karl Malone, Sunday, 23 May 2021 22:36 (two years ago) link

wheeler was completely locked in today otherwise. the guy is legit

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 23 May 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

on friday morning the braves had a -19 run differential; after three games against the pirates they're now at +11

mookieproof, Sunday, 23 May 2021 23:25 (two years ago) link

the Erich Bacchus strike zone was fucking awful last night.

https://i.imgur.com/dXJQbms.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/rsn2o6w.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 00:26 (two years ago) link

also, joe west is tying the record for all-time games umpired (with bill klem) in tonight's CWS/STL game

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 00:27 (two years ago) link

I AM GOING TO THE GAME CWS/STL GAME ON WENDESDAY

since the pandemic, i have been to one public place, a restaurant. this is going to be nuts

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 02:10 (two years ago) link

wow. that’s awesome karl. looks like gant v rodon.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 07:43 (two years ago) link

Turns out I’m going tonight too, which means I get to catch flaherty and giolito as well...along with joe west’s record breaking appearance

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 15:46 (two years ago) link

nice. giolito has not been great so far this season but his last start was strong.

na (NA), Tuesday, 25 May 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link

i'm secretly hoping that larussa will ruin joe west's big game with a huuuuuge argument

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 25 May 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

MLB's two millionth run will score in the next few days

(the astros' bob watson scored the one millionth in 1975)

mookieproof, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 20:02 (two years ago) link

Wasn't there some controversy attached to that? I can't find anything online...I remember something, though, from the book I read about the '76 season.

clemenza, Wednesday, 26 May 2021 21:55 (two years ago) link

One of the sickest plays I've ever seen

pic.twitter.com/p7NlMgIBO0 https://t.co/iuWw57fO8S

— Ben Nicholson-Smith (@bnicholsonsmith) May 27, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:23 (two years ago) link

lol that takes me back to my beer league softball days

frogbs, Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:25 (two years ago) link

RBI double

Andy K, Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:33 (two years ago) link

that's half <3 baez <3 and half lol pirates

unfortunately did not count as a double due to how they scored it

na (NA), Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:35 (two years ago) link

there were two outs. all the 1B had to do was turn around and step on first ffs

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:38 (two years ago) link

I didn't realize there were 2 outs the first time I watched that, which makes the whole thing 100x worse.

silverfish, Thursday, 27 May 2021 17:58 (two years ago) link

I've seen this kind of stuff at my son's baseball games, parents would be screaming to just go touch 1st base.

silverfish, Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:00 (two years ago) link

That is a hall of fame dumb play, I love it

, Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link

okay that’s the greatest

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:23 (two years ago) link

Every team at the bottom of their tank cycle has stupid plays like this every day, like the 2012 Astros were a highlight reel of dumb plays

I don't think I can remember a play this dumb though

, Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:24 (two years ago) link

Going to store this in my memory right next to "five reds infielders stare at a popup.gif"

, Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:26 (two years ago) link

hahahaha holy crap

In my house are many Manchins (WmC), Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

the calliopes can heard from here to sewickley

The Pirates radio call is marvelous. pic.twitter.com/Kkptci0PWg

— Timothy Burke (@bubbaprog) May 27, 2021

mookieproof, Thursday, 27 May 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link

tremendous.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 27 May 2021 20:03 (two years ago) link

I've never seen anything like that.

Deicide at Chuck E. Cheese (PBKR), Friday, 28 May 2021 01:46 (two years ago) link

it just hit me for the first time, after about the 200th rewatch, that baez actually had time in all of this to call the runner at home safe in the play at the plate

Tracer Hand, Friday, 28 May 2021 13:55 (two years ago) link

The way javy teases him all the way back home is priceless. You can see him get into the dude's head like, "yeah, I know the inning is over, but I'm just gonna fuck around and make you tag me... Oops, did we just score a run?"

BrianB, Friday, 28 May 2021 14:08 (two years ago) link

There were two outs on that play! I'm still trying to register this information.

brownie, Friday, 28 May 2021 15:08 (two years ago) link

hang this in the louvre

Jon he called the play at the plate and ended up on second pic.twitter.com/msynr0nlEd

— Mike Black (@mhblack) May 28, 2021

, Friday, 28 May 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

the calliopes can heard from here to sewickley

new board description?

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 28 May 2021 18:46 (two years ago) link

xp even at the point of this photo, had the ball been thrown to first (and had someone been there to catch it) the run wouldn’t have counted because it’s a force out!

mookieproof, Friday, 28 May 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link

this is an interesting thought, although i don’t recall such an interpretation being made

@wezen_ball

Wasn’t he out as soon as he abandoned his path to first base? Running back home is not running towards a safe position.

mookieproof, Friday, 28 May 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link

You're allowed to run backwards in that circumstance. You don't have to run into a tag.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 28 May 2021 20:36 (two years ago) link

That play is 99% lol Pirates and 1% Baez's trickery.

If you're playing first, who cares if Baez starts running backwards? Just jog the other way and touch first base!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Saturday, 29 May 2021 10:56 (two years ago) link

I’d say that play was 99% pirates and 51% baez. you don’t get to 150% without abnormal effort from all parties

Karl Malone, Saturday, 29 May 2021 15:03 (two years ago) link

https://www.mlb.com/news/2-million-runs-scored-in-mlb

I thought Donaldson and Bob Watson might be somewhat comparable in that they're both Hall of Very Good-type players, but Donaldson is actually far ahead in bWAR in a much shorter time. I don't know, when I look at Watson's career box, it intuitively feels like he doesn't get enough credit for playing his prime years in the Astrodome, where his average year looked like this: 18 HR, 98 RBI, .305/.375/.461, 139 OPS+

clemenza, Saturday, 29 May 2021 21:03 (two years ago) link

watson seems to have gotten dinged awfully hard on defense, and jersey al can tell you what he thinks of that

mookieproof, Saturday, 29 May 2021 21:52 (two years ago) link

Marcell

Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 30 May 2021 02:05 (two years ago) link

Orioles and Dbacks battling to see who can lose more games in a row (both have lost 12 straight)

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 30 May 2021 03:49 (two years ago) link

The split in the NL West--two terrible teams, three around .600--seems unusually stark; there's usually at least one mediocre team in the middle.

clemenza, Sunday, 30 May 2021 14:03 (two years ago) link

d-backs' win today makes this 7-43

Since May 4, the Orioles and D-backs are a combined 6-43.

— Andrew Simon (@AndrewSimonMLB) May 30, 2021

mookieproof, Sunday, 30 May 2021 23:26 (two years ago) link

after boasting a bit about the Giants before heading into last weekend series against the Dodgers, the Giants ended up getting swept at home. even though they were in two of those games. this weekend the lose the fist game, had to come back in the second game where they stole a home run from Pujols and ultimately win the game. the Giants get to Kershaw on Sunday with five runs and take three out of four in Los Angeles. the Giants also have a winning record, so far, against San Diego...

this years Giants team is getting to be real fun to watch!

Bee OK, Sunday, 30 May 2021 23:32 (two years ago) link

*they *first

i really should proofread my posts before hitting "Submit Post."

Bee OK, Sunday, 30 May 2021 23:36 (two years ago) link

d-backs' win today makes this 7-43

― mookieproof, Sunday, May 30, 2021 7:26 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IFwcVul2VrA

, Monday, 31 May 2021 00:56 (two years ago) link

Who this fuck is this Adolis García dude?!

I'll do one of my periodic cut-and-pastes from Posnanski (I didn't know him either):

El Bombi!

OK, so there’s not a lot of great stuff going on with the Texas Rangers. But, seriously, how can you not get fired up about Adolis García? I mean, this guy has lived a baseball life. He was a star in Cuba, and then he defected to Japan, where he made almost no impact. The Cardinals signed him in 2017 based on his tools — great speed, quick bat, strong arm, etc.

But here’s a little secret that I’ve heard from baseball scouts: When you hear about a player being “toolsy,” it’s often code for “can’t hit.” Before he created Moneyball, Billy Beane, famously, was toolsy. Couldn’t hit. The Kansas City Royals used to have an outfielder named Alexis Gómez, and every year you would hear about this guy’s incredible tools. “He’s a center fielder who can run and throw, and he put on a power display in batting practice,” Baseball America gushed. He also had a great work ethic and was willing to do anything and everything to get better.

Unfortunately, as you guessed, he couldn’t hit.

García, for all his tools, could not convince the Cardinals of his ability to hit either. He did hit 22 homers in Triple-A Memphis in 2018 and 32 homers in Memphis in 2019, but he had a mindblowing 249-36 strikeout to walk ratio over those two seasons. The Cardinals first designated him for assignment and then made the best deal that they could, which meant trading him to the Rangers for $100,000.

But the Rangers found themselves equally unimpressed and also designated him for assignment, inviting anybody who wanted García to just claim him. When nobody did, they brought him to spring training, where he tore things up. The Rangers still didn’t have any room for him, so they left him back in Arizona … until a series of injuries inspired them to give El Bombi an opportunity.

He thought he homered in his second game … twice. The first time came as the ball crashed off the bat, a long fly ball to right that he and pretty much everyone else thought was gone. But this was in Tampa Bay, where the strangest stuff happens, and the ball apparently bounced off the top of the wall. But García was booking, he’s got a lot of speed, and he raced around the bases and was called safe at home, meaning he thought he’d hit an inside-the-park home run.

But that wasn’t true either, as, on replay, he was called out. The hit was ruled a triple.

So the next day he just homered conventionally off Tampa Bay’s Cody Reed.

Still, he always seemed to be on the brink of being dumped from the lineup. On May 2, he was hitting .233/.378/.479, and the dream sequence seemed to be ending for him.

In the three weeks since then, he’s hitting about .350 and slugging about .750, and he’s smashed 11 homers in 21 starts. As I write these words, El Bombi is tied for the lead in home runs.

I know that stuff like this does happen in other sports — a player will emerge from nowhere and outperform all expectations — but it’s particularly wonderful when it happens in baseball. When a Yermin Mercedes or Jesse Winker or Adolis García just starts playing at this crazy level, even if it doesn’t last, it’s so fantastic.

clemenza, Tuesday, 1 June 2021 22:33 (two years ago) link

the orioles and diamondbacks are undefeated in june

, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 05:46 (two years ago) link

Unofficial no-hitter aside, Bumgarner sure hasn’t looked good since he got to AZ. 16 ER in his last 12 innings. Only went 2 innings today.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 21:28 (two years ago) link

Bumgarner’s FIP predicts better days ahead, but nothing worth the contract he got.

So sad to see how Lincecum, Cain and Bumgarner bodies basically collapsed.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 2 June 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link

Lincecum especially since he seemed headed for the hall until shit fell apart for him.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 2 June 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link

Imagine if the Cubs had kept Darvish and added a FA.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 3 June 2021 15:21 (two years ago) link

watson seems to have gotten dinged awfully hard on defense, and jersey al can tell you what he thinks of that

― mookieproof, Saturday, May 29, 2021 2:52 PM (five days ago)

lollin'.

so... does this count as "framing" and how many GL0RPz will it net you:

This highlight from 2019 of the catcher acting like a throw isn’t coming is a fake out that has not and will not ever be topped pic.twitter.com/m9iWIRRTjg

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) June 3, 2021

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 3 June 2021 16:44 (two years ago) link

that’s amazing

k3vin k., Thursday, 3 June 2021 16:51 (two years ago) link

it's pretty crazy that there are three players tied for the HR lead and they're all 23 or younger. wasn't the common thought that (generally) players peak around 26?

na (NA), Friday, 4 June 2021 15:56 (two years ago) link

26-28 is the CW I'd say and honestly I think Tatis'll be even better then than he is now.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 4 June 2021 16:05 (two years ago) link

i'd say a lot of player's peaks are around age 45-55, when they become broadcasters and are able to dispense wisdom and advice from above

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 June 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link

Re that fake-out play at the plate, I hate the "unwritten rules" as much as anybody but even I'm kinda like "damn that is rubbing it in with a 12-run lead in the 8th."

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 4 June 2021 16:07 (two years ago) link

nahhhh

k3vin k., Friday, 4 June 2021 16:56 (two years ago) link

three players tied for the HR lead and they're all 23 or younger

And all three are among the four next-best-player-in-baseball group; only Soto is missing. Reminds me of Thomas/Griffey/Gonzalez in '93 (not knowing they'd all, to one degree or another, fall short of expectations).

clemenza, Friday, 4 June 2021 18:52 (two years ago) link

with a little (bad) luck, the day could end with just nine teams having positive run differentials

mookieproof, Saturday, 5 June 2021 19:33 (two years ago) link

didn't quite work out but we've got three divisions (AL central, NL east, NL central) with just *one* positive run-differential team

mookieproof, Sunday, 6 June 2021 07:16 (two years ago) link

"The universe is too big for there not to be something else out there, especially for how long it's been around"

-- Giancarlo Stanton to @Buster_ESPN on UFOs

SO GOOD

— Sarah Langs (@SlangsOnSports) June 7, 2021

mookieproof, Monday, 7 June 2021 01:15 (two years ago) link

the arizona diamondbacks, who have lost 19 straight road games and 24 of their last 27 overall, have fired hitting coaches eric hinske and darnell coles

their pitching staff is worst in the majors in ERA and opponent's batting average

mookieproof, Friday, 11 June 2021 00:36 (two years ago) link

yasmani grandal has 10 homers and nine other hits

and 48 walks

mookieproof, Friday, 11 June 2021 01:11 (two years ago) link

make that 49

mookieproof, Friday, 11 June 2021 01:12 (two years ago) link

let him be himself

, Friday, 11 June 2021 03:50 (two years ago) link

I love how far the Mendoza line he is, while also having a great season.

https://globalnews.ca/news/7880261/john-horgan-support-possible-major-league-baseball-team-vancouver/

i would be so stoked if we got an mlb team. i would not be excited having the oakland a's here, though

Punster McPunisher, Friday, 11 June 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link

though thinking about it, baseball wouldn't survive here. i feel like we really need an nba team, though. i see tons of basketball fans

Punster McPunisher, Friday, 11 June 2021 20:45 (two years ago) link

i saw bill murray sing the national anthem yesterday at wrigley. despite the agonizing cardinals loss (up 5-1, lost 8-5), that was a perfect day at the ballpark. and i have to admit, i wasn't prepared for how powerful/emotional it would feel to be in a packed stadium with 35k fans. it was LOUD! i haven't been to something that loud in a very long time.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 12 June 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link

I just don’t think Vancouver area has the population to maintain a mlb team. Montreal is the largest area by pop, outside of Mexico City, without a franchise and it makes the most sense, imho. Still a lot of ball fans out there. And even if you don’t want to go back there, Vegas, Portland and Charolette probably all make more sense. I think tormenting Seattle fans a couple times a year will have to suffice for Vancouver’s baseball fans.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 12 June 2021 23:46 (two years ago) link

o shit the d-backs might win a road game

mookieproof, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 03:50 (two years ago) link

Didn’t happen. Blew a 7-0 lead to lose their 12th straight.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 04:54 (two years ago) link

amazing.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:00 (two years ago) link

they're gonna win tonight

, Wednesday, 16 June 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link

giants have hit 99 homers in 68 games. in 2012, a year they won it all, they hit 103 all season

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 June 2021 05:16 (two years ago) link

record-tying 22nd straight road loss for arizona; can’t imagine torey lovullo survives much more of this

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 June 2021 05:27 (two years ago) link

I just don’t think Vancouver area has the population to maintain a mlb team. Montreal is the largest area by pop, outside of Mexico City, without a franchise and it makes the most sense, imho. Still a lot of ball fans out there. And even if you don’t want to go back there, Vegas, Portland and Charolette probably all make more sense. I think tormenting Seattle fans a couple times a year will have to suffice for Vancouver’s baseball fans.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, June 12, 2021 7:46 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

I don’t think ‘maintaining’ is really a thing anymore considering the value’s growth of mlb franchises. Have a good ballpark and a good team and everything else is really just dependant on how much a billionaire is willing to spend.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 17 June 2021 17:21 (two years ago) link

they're gonna win tonight

― ✖, Wednesday, June 16, 2021 3:41 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

they're gonna win today

, Thursday, 17 June 2021 18:11 (two years ago) link

i believe it too. i feel a victory on the road this afternoon. against the giants.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 17 June 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link

not looking good

mookieproof, Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link

uh i meant tomorrow

, Thursday, 17 June 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link

Turns out both the o's (19 games) and the dbacks (23 games) haven't won on the road since they had their no-hitters.

https://www.mlb.com/news/mlb-no-hitter-road-curse

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 19 June 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

Calling it now they're gonna win this one

, Sunday, 20 June 2021 04:35 (two years ago) link

Down by 8 but I can feel it, today's the day

, Sunday, 20 June 2021 22:12 (two years ago) link

How has acuña hit 100 HRs already?!

Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 June 2021 23:52 (two years ago) link

xp made it close!

mookieproof, Monday, 21 June 2021 00:11 (two years ago) link

wander franco will be the first major leaguer born in 2001

mookieproof, Monday, 21 June 2021 01:27 (two years ago) link

(xpost) From the MLB site:

Acuña's 100th homer comes in his 378th game. The only players to reach this milestone in fewer games were Ryan Howard (324), Gary Sánchez (355), Aaron Judge (371), Ralph Kiner (376) and Joey Gallo (377). It was also the fastest any player has gotten to both 100 homers and 75 stolen bases, by number of games.

clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2021 14:58 (two years ago) link

So acuna is doomed is what im gathering

100 HRs in 378 games = 43 HRs/162
75 SBs in 378 games = 32 SBs/162

early 90s bonds-like

Karl Malone, Monday, 21 June 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link

Still, not looking good for his HoF chances.

Dumb list! he started younger than everyone there. He's the 9th youngest to reach 100, right in front of Pujols, Aaron and Griffey

, Monday, 21 June 2021 16:36 (two years ago) link

I'd agree with that--age is far more significant than games played.

clemenza, Monday, 21 June 2021 16:45 (two years ago) link

I haven’t really been paying much attention this baseball season so maybe you lot can help me: Who the fuck is Wander Franco and why are his rookie cards going for like $10,000 on eBay?

Mr. Snrub, Monday, 21 June 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link

He's baseball's top prospect and is debuting tomorrow

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 21 June 2021 19:08 (two years ago) link

wander franco is the next vladimir guerrero jr. he can't miss, and he will definitely be a superstar on his first day in MLB as opposed to after a year and a half of merely average production as a 20-year-old

Karl Malone, Monday, 21 June 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link

He's also the first MLB player who was born in the year 2001

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 21 June 2021 19:17 (two years ago) link

Kelenic debuted with the same fanfare recently and struggled so mightily that they sent him back down.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 21 June 2021 19:29 (two years ago) link

Does anybody care that the Orioles are getting no-hit in the eighth

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 03:53 (two years ago) link

nope! is it a journeyman or a legend doing it

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 03:56 (two years ago) link

Ha ha I fixed it, Mikael Franco just whaled a two-run HR

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 03:58 (two years ago) link

(It had been a three-pitcher no hitter)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 22 June 2021 03:58 (two years ago) link

Calling it now the dbacks are finally gonna

Ah fuck

, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 04:42 (two years ago) link

I think I was cursing the arizona diamondbacks, sorry

, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 04:42 (two years ago) link

Wonder Wander's game is free on mlb.com tonight (7:00) if you want to see his first AB.

clemenza, Tuesday, 22 June 2021 21:27 (two years ago) link

he looks good

, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 01:19 (two years ago) link

WANDER FRANCO. MAJOR LEAGUE HOME RUN. pic.twitter.com/477deDm7M7

— MLB Pipeline (@MLBPipeline) June 23, 2021

, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 01:25 (two years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/YUrPtVZnOx

— Emma Baccellieri (@emmabaccellieri) June 23, 2021

Andy K, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 01:36 (two years ago) link

This is def the first game I ever tuned into a game specifically for a players debut, and I definitely yelled when he hit that jack

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 01:49 (two years ago) link

First PA was a walk that started 0-2 on two foul balls, it was a gutsy walk if such a thing exists

DOUBLE HELL YEAH WANDER BEST PLAYER OF ALL TIME

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 01:51 (two years ago) link

I missed the HR (of course), but saw the walk (great discipline: 0-2, two borderline strikes), the hard out, and he just crushed that double.

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 01:52 (two years ago) link

That's all I need to see: I'm shopping for one of those $10,000 rookie cards right now.

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 01:53 (two years ago) link

Hell of a double play!!!! (maybe)

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 02:02 (two years ago) link

The stage is set!

clemenza, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 02:35 (two years ago) link

Really dug that ball out of the dirt

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Wednesday, 23 June 2021 03:31 (two years ago) link

oh that doesn't look good

True grit from Vogey. 😥 pic.twitter.com/sbjSfcM0ft

— Bally Sports Wisconsin (@BallySportWI) June 23, 2021

frogbs, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 03:40 (two years ago) link

smdh

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mookieproof, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link

i used the paypal mobile app the other day for the first time in forever, and CRYPTO is like one of the main 4 buttons you can press

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 23 June 2021 19:44 (two years ago) link

i went to Gausman vs. Ohtani epic game today. it was a amazing with lots of Giants fans there, now i need to go watch it on TV.

Bee OK, Thursday, 24 June 2021 02:50 (two years ago) link

At the coaching level, less launch angle and more Rod Carews? But maybe that doesn't pay off in wins, I don't know.

clemenza, Thursday, 24 June 2021 18:54 (two years ago) link

I still think the strike zone is too generous, especially in the higher area.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 24 June 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link

Pretty sure every single starting pitcher that began the season with the Cleveland Baseballs is now on the DL.

brownie, Friday, 25 June 2021 21:12 (two years ago) link

nola w ten straight strikeouts, tying tom seaver's record.. facing alonso now to break it

johnny crunch, Friday, 25 June 2021 21:14 (two years ago) link

alonso slapped at a tough down and away pitch w two strikes & got a double

johnny crunch, Friday, 25 June 2021 21:16 (two years ago) link

Damn, single...But there's a record just for first-x-outs-were-strikeouts, right?

clemenza, Friday, 25 June 2021 21:16 (two years ago) link

Double, I meant.

clemenza, Friday, 25 June 2021 21:16 (two years ago) link

I feel if they are going to try and reduce the three true outcomes, they also need to do something to discourage the home run / all or nothing mentality. If they want to move the mound back, also move the fences back.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 25 June 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

singles are now homers, homers are now outs, triples are the same, doubles are singles

I don’t think any of the ideas in the article are particularly great.

I don’t mind 7 inning doubleheaders though, because it speeds up the pace of play and makes those games a little more unique.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 25 June 2021 21:35 (two years ago) link

moving the fences back would be amazing but it's literally impossible in some (many?) parks and would cut into seating

i think i'm on record as being in favor of 7 innings games in general

Tracer Hand, Friday, 25 June 2021 22:43 (two years ago) link

like..... if you can't get it done in 7 innings maybe you can't get it done

Tracer Hand, Friday, 25 June 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link

7 inning games could theoretically cut back on reliever usage…or just entrench it idk

k3vin k., Friday, 25 June 2021 22:58 (two years ago) link

teams wouldn't need to carry as many pitchers on their rosters, you'd think

Tracer Hand, Friday, 25 June 2021 23:05 (two years ago) link

- deaden the ball even more
- move the fences back
- enlarge the bases
- move the rubber back
- 7-inning games
- no ghost runner
- no shift constraints

Tracer Hand, Friday, 25 June 2021 23:07 (two years ago) link

i mean while i'm dreaming might as well with:

- no d.h.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 25 June 2021 23:08 (two years ago) link

horrific

MLB is dead wrong about absolutely everything baseball fans like about baseball https://t.co/AJ1KngPnaK

— Tom Scocca (@tomscocca) June 24, 2021

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 26 June 2021 00:16 (two years ago) link

'the NBA can do it, why can't we?'

mookieproof, Saturday, 26 June 2021 01:38 (two years ago) link

That hat is like if the Yankees were an early 00s expansion team.

Vin Jawn (PBKR), Saturday, 26 June 2021 02:20 (two years ago) link

Orioles came back in the late innings and won on the road, so that's different

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 26 June 2021 03:00 (two years ago) link

like..... if you can't get it done in 7 innings maybe you can't get it done

― Tracer Hand, Friday, June 25, 2021 6:44 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

if you can't get it done in 4 innings....

, Saturday, 26 June 2021 03:34 (two years ago) link

i’m not a monster!

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 26 June 2021 13:21 (two years ago) link

The MLB are a bunch of idiots dead-set on killing the golden goose.

earlnash, Saturday, 26 June 2021 17:27 (two years ago) link

i’m not a monster!

― Tracer Hand, Saturday, June 26, 2021 9:21 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

you're letting manfred boil your frogs!

, Saturday, 26 June 2021 19:26 (two years ago) link

D-BACKS ROAD WIN

streak ends at 24

mookieproof, Sunday, 27 June 2021 06:03 (two years ago) link

pretty sure ✖ called it

mookieproof, Sunday, 27 June 2021 06:04 (two years ago) link

Degrom punches wall after giving up 2 earned runs - out for season

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 June 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link

Lolwut

Sorry, that turns out to be false

Karl Malone, Sunday, 27 June 2021 21:18 (two years ago) link

i was gonna say

Braves might want to have a review of who covers what in their outfield, they came close to having collisions on 4 plays today, only one of which really cost them.

Fundamentals schumduntamentals...

earlnash, Sunday, 27 June 2021 23:11 (two years ago) link

So this Bauer news is some strange shit. A restraining order and then his agent releasing details of their (Bauer and the woman with the order against him) sex life.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 30 June 2021 05:10 (two years ago) link

oh no bud selig is in the nytxw today, in a much too flattering fashion

mookieproof, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 08:22 (two years ago) link

Brew Crew continue to demolish the record books

Milwaukee's Aaron Ashby is the first pitcher in the modern era to start, go less than an inning and allow 7+ runs in his MLB debut.

— Stats By STATS (@StatsBySTATS) June 30, 2021

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 19:13 (two years ago) link

looks like only 4 of the runs were earned, though. and i'll still take that over Mike Mayers' debut in 2016 (1.1 IP, 9 ER)

Manager Mike Matheny, desperate for innings coverage, stuck with Mayers until the righty completed the 45-pitch frame. Once Mayers allowed three more runs in the second, his manager left for the mound to make a pitching change and offer a message.

"What I told him when he came off was that he's done a great job, had a great season, and that's a tough assignment he just walked into," said Matheny. "Hopefully he uses that as a learning experience and builds off of it."

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 20:05 (two years ago) link

Brewers now have the lead lmao

frogbs, Wednesday, 30 June 2021 20:16 (two years ago) link

Jose Ramirez just fouled a pitch off his cheek.

Andy K, Thursday, 1 July 2021 00:34 (two years ago) link

Never don't like seeing Aroldis Chapman humiliated

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 1 July 2021 12:22 (two years ago) link

After contributing to Wander Franco's big build-up, I literally forgot he existed after two games. Looks like he's off to a slow start...only 30 AB, no big deal.

clemenza, Friday, 2 July 2021 10:18 (two years ago) link

here are some guys

I count three Giants legends. Four if you occasionally remember Edwin Jackson being on the Giants at one point, which I definitely do. https://t.co/GAx9DRUSdH

— Grant Brisbee (@GrantBrisbee) July 2, 2021

mookieproof, Friday, 2 July 2021 16:25 (two years ago) link

I am currently trying to trade for Franco in my redraft fantasy league - his BABIP is insanely low. I’m expecting him to heat up.

Although, so was Kelenic’s - so this might be a mistake.

i don’t know why it’s just occurred to me but the ghost runner will absolutely blow up an entire generation of relief pitchers’ stats, won’t it?

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 4 July 2021 08:43 (two years ago) link

the runs aren't earned are they? tho, i guess having some rando at 2b isn't going to help matters either way

ahh i guess that makes sense yes

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 4 July 2021 14:13 (two years ago) link

On the other hand, maybe it could lead to a new era stat - who keeps that runner from scoring? I know LOB% is already a thing, but maybe this would be just for extra inning situations?

Eh, I don’t know. Maybe that sample size is too small for most relievers to be meaningful

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 4 July 2021 14:35 (two years ago) link

the marlins have MLB's 11th-best run differential and 24th-best record

7-19 in one-run games

mookieproof, Monday, 5 July 2021 03:31 (two years ago) link

lmao Cubes

IP in the last 10 games:

Eric Sogard - 2.1
Craig Kimbrel - 0.1#Cubs | #CubTogether

— Graduate Baseball Studies (@GradBaseball) July 6, 2021

frogbs, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 04:07 (two years ago) link

Cubs are the third team to have a lengthy post no-hitter losing streak. I don’t know if it means anything. For O’s/Dbacks it was mainly a road losing streak.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:40 (two years ago) link

cubs "no-hitter"

i think the trend is that none of those teams are very good

na (NA), Tuesday, 6 July 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

Right, two of those no hitters do deserve quotation marks.

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 6 July 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link

fuckin baseball players

When he’s playing catch between starts, Lance Lynn is always wearing a hoodie with long sleeves underneath, which was still the case on Monday as temperatures went into the high-90s. He explained that if you always feel miserable, it offers a sort of consistency

— James Fegan (@JRFegan) July 7, 2021

mookieproof, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 17:46 (two years ago) link

starting pitchers. They are weird

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 7 July 2021 19:46 (two years ago) link

Did not expect to enjoy Josh Hader’s first blown save as much as I did today.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link

personally was not a fan

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 July 2021 21:08 (two years ago) link

An actual area of common ground between MLB owners and players? We found sources on both sides who want 7-inning doubleheader games — currently just a covid protocol — to become permanent.https://t.co/ihuHZEqDum

— Andy Martino (@martinonyc) July 8, 2021

mookieproof, Thursday, 8 July 2021 19:09 (two years ago) link

cmon go all the way

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 8 July 2021 19:19 (two years ago) link

players play less get the same pay
games wrap up in two hours
everybody wins

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 8 July 2021 19:20 (two years ago) link

7 innings isn't a baseball game

, Thursday, 8 July 2021 20:17 (two years ago) link

unfortunately

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 8 July 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link

Daniel Camarena was playing in the minors since 2012.

In his second career MLB game, he somehow gets an at bat with the bases loaded, and becomes the first relief pitcher to hit a grand slam since 1985.

And he did it off Max Scherzer! His team came back from 8-0 to tie it. https://t.co/orHfNCm0Fc

— Kevin Papetti (@KPapetti) July 9, 2021

Michael F Gill, Friday, 9 July 2021 04:27 (two years ago) link

that’s fantastic

not an easy pitch to hit either!

Tracer Hand, Friday, 9 July 2021 07:16 (two years ago) link

yeah seriously, he went down to get that one!

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 15:36 (two years ago) link

max scherzer, upon this home run, walked toward the home plate umpire and removed his pants

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 9 July 2021 15:36 (two years ago) link

can't imagine there will be a better moment this season

c'mon max, everyone knows the lefties love it down and in, so to speak

mookieproof, Friday, 9 July 2021 21:16 (two years ago) link

https://www.foco.com/products/baltimore-orioles-all-star-bobbles-on-parade-bobblehead

How the hell did this make it through the design and production process?!

Joe Bombin (milo z), Saturday, 10 July 2021 01:13 (two years ago) link

Oh god

cursed images - lets pin down the aesthetic

frogbs, Saturday, 10 July 2021 01:29 (two years ago) link

i find the astros one worse
https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/2578/8918/products/BHMBSMU21ASOPHA_s_2048x.jpg

, Saturday, 10 July 2021 03:05 (two years ago) link

no dude. one eye in the middle of the nose is some uncalled for shit.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 10 July 2021 03:34 (two years ago) link

https://i.postimg.cc/cJ9BRzZW/image.png

, Saturday, 10 July 2021 06:15 (two years ago) link

The uh...wow. The derby is on.

Andy K, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 01:41 (two years ago) link

hated having to choose between ohtani and soto

k3vin k., Tuesday, 13 July 2021 02:16 (two years ago) link

Soto flicking oppo HR is pretty dope

Soto flicking oppo HR is pretty dope

trey mancini: also pretty good.

j.q higgins, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 12:22 (two years ago) link

it was crazy how effortless it seemed for alonso given how gassed a lot of the other guys looked, at least in the first round (which was as far as i watched)

na (NA), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 14:20 (two years ago) link

All Star Game to be in 4K: https://www.tvtechnology.com/news/all-star-game-first-fox-sports-to-deliver-2021-game-in-4k-hdr

Bee OK, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link

However, not one of the 50-plus cameras Fox Sports will use for the game will be native 4K. Rather, the broadcaster will use 1080p HDR cameras and upconvert to 4K for its distribution partners that are delivering the game to viewers in 4K.

bahahahaha

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link

"upconvert"

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 21:17 (two years ago) link

yes, i used to use that technique all the time with my gifs. i would make them in 400x400 pixels, then upconvert them to 4k

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 21:18 (two years ago) link

TVT: Pardon the pun, but this question might seem like it’s from out of left field. Most if not all of today’s 4K TV sets have powerful upconverters built in. Why not simply produce and distribute a 1080p show and let the audience’s 4K TVs do the heavy lifting to convert the 1080p feed while also distributing a down-converted 720p show for the mass audience?

BC: That’s a great question. For us, our goal is to provide 4K. That’s what the distribution networks are looking for as they continue to provide this kind of programming.

So, our goal is that when we switch over to full 4K production that it is transparent to the home viewer.

that IS a great question!

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 21:19 (two years ago) link

i mean, this is fucking great:

TVT: Pardon the pun, but this question might seem like it’s from out of left field. Most if not all of today’s 4K TV sets have powerful upconverters built in. Why not simply produce and distribute a 1080p show and let the audience’s 4K TVs do the heavy lifting to convert the 1080p feed while also distributing a down-converted 720p show for the mass audience?

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 21:19 (two years ago) link

BC checks notes

um...we provide 4K. we are transparent. thank you!

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 21:20 (two years ago) link

a better empty suit would have said "we want to provide the 4K experience to every viewer, including those that still haven't upgraded to the latest 4K models with upconversion built in. In addition, we're at the forefront of upconverter technology and aim to continue to provide the best yadda yadda i make $740K a year at this shit somehow, come on!"

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 21:22 (two years ago) link

instead he was just like "...the won the contract with mlb because we said we'd offer 4K. and that's what we're doing, technically. contractually. with success. 100% KPI."

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link

cha ching

we did it yall

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 13 July 2021 22:12 (two years ago) link

The Angels used all twenty of their draft picks on pitchers lol

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 13 July 2021 23:25 (two years ago) link

That’s fucking bizarre.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 14 July 2021 00:17 (two years ago) link

the pro @BoogSciambi. What a sight. #kidsdigthescorecard pic.twitter.com/YWTqxF1VwO

— clean tone (@clintonyates) July 14, 2021

Andy K, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 02:48 (two years ago) link

Maybe Nelson Cruz was first-pitch swinging to get your voice out of his ear, Joe Buck.

Andy K, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 03:05 (two years ago) link

i gotta say i kind of came around on the uniforms.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 July 2021 08:15 (two years ago) link

History for MLB broadcasting 🎙

Next week, Orioles-Rays will feature an all-female broadcast team — the 1st in MLB history.

- Melanie Newman, Play-by-Play
- Alanna Rizzo, On-Field Analyst
- Sarah Langs, Booth Analyst
- Heidi Watney, Anchor
- Lauren Gardner, Anchor

h/t @nytimes pic.twitter.com/aALptLkE7V

— Front Office Sports (@FOS) July 15, 2021

Andy K, Thursday, 15 July 2021 18:04 (two years ago) link

I can’t wait to see who that angers.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 15 July 2021 20:46 (two years ago) link

Newman's been calling O's games all year, she's good

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 15 July 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link

looks like we had an all-star superspreader event

mookieproof, Friday, 16 July 2021 00:17 (two years ago) link

joc pederson to the barves

mookieproof, Friday, 16 July 2021 00:59 (two years ago) link

I really liked Barry Larkin doing games for the Reds the few times he was there this year. Chris Welsh moving to radio more is good too. Tommy Thrall is doing a fine job taking over from Marty on the radio. He is really good, got a smooth voice.

I love catching businessman special Reds games on the radio on my boombox in the office and driving home.

earlnash, Friday, 16 July 2021 01:38 (two years ago) link

Bauer’s leave extended, thankfully.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 16 July 2021 02:00 (two years ago) link

Kind of miss Ted Leitner doing the Padres games on the radio, especially since they are having such an exciting season. He was such a performer, which was probably born out of trying to keep fans interested during many years of losing seasons.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 16 July 2021 02:51 (two years ago) link

And there it is: Padres lead 24-8, and the Nationals have matched the record for most runs allowed by a Washington MLB club, held for the last 81 years by the 1940 Senators.

— Mark Zuckerman (@MarkZuckerman) July 17, 2021

Andy K, Saturday, 17 July 2021 03:17 (two years ago) link

A shooting has been reported outside of the Third Base Gate at Nationals Park.

Fans are encouraged to exit the ballpark via the CF and RF gates at this time.

We're working with law enforcement to provide more information as soon as it becomes available.

— Washington Nationals (@Nationals) July 18, 2021

Van Horn Street, Sunday, 18 July 2021 01:59 (two years ago) link

Pirates...looking really good against the Mets these past two series. 5 and 6 run comebacks. Backbreakers.

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 18 July 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link

Ok. That shooting is crazy, but can anyone tell me what in the hell just happened at the Yankees / Red Sox game?!

bleacher creature threw a ball at verdugo in the outfield

mookieproof, Sunday, 18 July 2021 04:09 (two years ago) link

Was it out of nowhere?! Sounds like the entire stadium was going berserk tonight. They called the game early!

idk. also they apparently delayed the start an hour, during which it did not rain, then played for a while in a downpour until the yankees got the lead, then called it after 50 minutes despite it having stopped raining

tbf there are a lot of storms in the area, but the whole thing at least *looks* sketchy

mookieproof, Sunday, 18 July 2021 04:22 (two years ago) link

I doubt the umps were trying to give the Yankees a win tonight, but that is some fucking weird ass officiating.

The Angels are depressing.

As there ever been a collection of talent like Mike Trout, Ohtani and Rendon feeling so far away from winning regularly?

Van Horn Street, Monday, 19 July 2021 02:43 (two years ago) link

feel like that's pretty bad for the league

frogbs, Monday, 19 July 2021 02:46 (two years ago) link

and don’t forget David Fletcher - 30-game hit streak sadly broken now but the opposite of every offensive trend you can think of

Tracer Hand, Monday, 19 July 2021 12:05 (two years ago) link

And Walsh and Stassi have been very good too!

Van Horn Street, Monday, 19 July 2021 14:29 (two years ago) link

hilarious Mets/Reds game tonight

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 04:01 (two years ago) link

Seems like every Mets game is like this the past few days. What a ride!

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 04:27 (two years ago) link

i'm watching the A's beat the Angels right now and I don't know if it's the sound mix or what, but Oakland fans seem pretty fuckin JAZZED UP.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 21:42 (two years ago) link

Mike Rizzo says that he does not expect Starlin Castro to be back with the Nationals. Took a very hard line.

— Jesse Dougherty (@dougherty_jesse) July 20, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 20 July 2021 21:43 (two years ago) link

somehow i had missed his case amidst all the others

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 July 2021 21:47 (two years ago) link

Cody Bellinger has been bad for a while now.

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 22 July 2021 04:00 (two years ago) link

As promised, the Gallo shift : pic.twitter.com/MFcPBtsJty

— Dan Dickerson (@Dan_Dickerson) July 22, 2021

Andy K, Thursday, 22 July 2021 21:11 (two years ago) link

nelson cruz to tampa

mookieproof, Friday, 23 July 2021 03:40 (two years ago) link

7-time All-Star, 6 teams

Tracer Hand, Friday, 23 July 2021 08:05 (two years ago) link

The Cleveland Indians announce they are changing their name to the Guardians. pic.twitter.com/1xP1FyMsbh

— Sporting News (@sportingnews) July 23, 2021

na (NA), Friday, 23 July 2021 14:02 (two years ago) link

BOOOOOOOO shoulda been Naps

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 23 July 2021 14:04 (two years ago) link

The name Guardians is a reference to well-known Art Deco statues located on the Lorain-Carnegie Bridge, which spans the Cuyahoga River and connects downtown Cleveland to the city’s trendy Ohio City neighborhood. Those statues are known as the “Guardians of Traffic.”

na (NA), Friday, 23 July 2021 14:05 (two years ago) link

that's nice

Yeah having read more about it, while I liked the idea of "Naps," if this is truly something locals all know and identify with the city it totally works for me

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 23 July 2021 14:12 (two years ago) link

I love it!

Van Horn Street, Friday, 23 July 2021 14:23 (two years ago) link

the name is fine. spiders would've been cooler. i do like the blocky font, especially for cleveland - reminiscent of the previous font but just different enough

na (NA), Friday, 23 July 2021 14:32 (two years ago) link

The new name is ok - I do prefer the old school names tho (Blues, Spiders etc).

brownie, Friday, 23 July 2021 14:35 (two years ago) link

i know the context behind it but guardians just sounds so generic

, Friday, 23 July 2021 14:46 (two years ago) link

yep

brownie, Friday, 23 July 2021 14:50 (two years ago) link

One of my favorite team in sports are called the Raptors so really my bar is pretty low.

I just don’t like the ‘Cleveland’ font, looks like ‘Cleueland’. The rest I think it’s dope.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 23 July 2021 14:59 (two years ago) link

The mighty ducks

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 23 July 2021 15:00 (two years ago) link

the context is cool but the name itself is arena football-level militaristic garbage

also the font sucks. if they were really tying into the statues they’d have done something different than using warmed-over chief wahoo lettering

mookieproof, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

I don’t hear militaristic overtones with the word ‘Guardian’ but maybe it’s an americanism I’m missing.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:14 (two years ago) link

were the new york guardians also named after traffic monuments?

, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:49 (two years ago) link

combined with the team colors I think it's meant as a reference to the Red Guards

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 23 July 2021 15:55 (two years ago) link

the cleveland redguards vs the cincinnati khajiit

, Friday, 23 July 2021 15:59 (two years ago) link

Cleveland Tire Fires (nb, I like Cleveland).

Carlos Santana & Mahavishnu Rob Thomas (PBKR), Friday, 23 July 2021 16:32 (two years ago) link

fans and newspapers should immediately start calling them the G’s obv

Tracer Hand, Friday, 23 July 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link

Everyone hated the Nationals when they were named

not at all how I recall it

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 23 July 2021 18:49 (two years ago) link

everyone hated the W logo iirc, nevermind the Expos->miami->loria shellgame

Apparently Jacobs Field will henceforth be referred to as The G Spot.

henry s, Friday, 23 July 2021 19:25 (two years ago) link

hell yeah

I love the isometric look of the baseball logo

francisF, Saturday, 24 July 2021 00:53 (two years ago) link

I vaguely remembered today that the start of Major League is a scene setting montage of Cleveland landmarks.
I wondered if these Guardian statues were in that sequence.
It turns out that the very first shot of the film is a pan down one of the statues.

treefell, Saturday, 24 July 2021 07:06 (two years ago) link

rangers in eight games since the all-star break:

0-8

.160/.227/.244 with 13 runs in 260 PA (this OPS is 40 points lower than any single hitter with a minimum of 200 PA)

9.00 ERA, 61 runs allowed (60 earned), .304/.357/.596 against in 60 IP/277 PA (this OPS against is higher than all but eight single hitters with 200+ PA)

mookieproof, Saturday, 24 July 2021 13:42 (two years ago) link

After failing to score in the 2nd inning of today’s game against the Astros, the Rangers have gone 97 innings without leading their opponent. They have just surpassed the 1977 Atlanta Braves who went 96 innings without a lead.

mookieproof, Sunday, 25 July 2021 19:18 (two years ago) link

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.ocregister.com/2021/07/26/angels-still-have-no-timeline-for-mike-trouts-return/amp/

trout’s return still up in the air

k3vin k., Tuesday, 27 July 2021 10:14 (two years ago) link

this trout business feels to me like it's an achilles thing and he/they're scared he's going to tear it if he comes back

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 27 July 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

uh, can this even be possible

BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers are making significant progress on a deal that would send them star right-hander Max Scherzer and star shortstop Trea Turner from the Washington Nationals for a prospect-laden return, sources tell ESPN.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) July 30, 2021

Michael F Gill, Friday, 30 July 2021 00:25 (two years ago) link

i guess it can

BREAKING: The Dodgers are finalizing a deal to acquire star right-hander Max Scherzer and star shortstop Trea Turner from the Washington Nationals for a massive prospect haul, sources tell ESPN. The blockbuster of blockbusters is going to happen.

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) July 30, 2021

Michael F Gill, Friday, 30 July 2021 01:07 (two years ago) link

Are the Dodgers that embarrassed that they might lose the division for the first time in nearly a decade? They've only been 20 games over .500 since 2013.

Michael F Gill, Friday, 30 July 2021 01:15 (two years ago) link

they've got money and they're fuckin spending it -- and this time, at least, on non-sex offenders

also they have nice uniforms

mookieproof, Friday, 30 July 2021 01:35 (two years ago) link

middle finger

brimstead, Friday, 30 July 2021 02:05 (two years ago) link

not to you mookie, lol

brimstead, Friday, 30 July 2021 02:06 (two years ago) link

Scherzer, Buehler, and Kershaw. that will be formidable in the playoffs

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 July 2021 02:40 (two years ago) link

Dodgers acting like they're in our fantasy league this year! this is nuts

More trades happening.

Andy K, Friday, 30 July 2021 19:03 (two years ago) link

holy shit, nick madrigal for a year and 2 months of craig kimbrel

, Friday, 30 July 2021 19:10 (two years ago) link

very consistent pattern this deadline of teams willing to give up touted prospects w/ many years of control for less than a few seasons of a high level player in order to try and win it this year. maybe a one year blip or perhaps a shifting in valuation a bit of what a push for a title is worth vs the allure of prospects w/ only a handful or so of teams really even trying to go for it

jesus luzardo for starling marte
josiah gray & kiebert ruiz for scherzer/turner
nick madrigal for craig kimbrel
austin martin & simeon woods richardson for jose berrios
spencer howard for kyle gibson/ian kennedy

pretty much all current or ex top 100 prospects & a few of them much higher than that

J0rdan S., Friday, 30 July 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link

Orioles said to be demanding very high price for Tanner Scott and Paul Fry and at this rate, who knows, maybe they'll get it

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 July 2021 19:41 (two years ago) link

Goddamn Ricketts family. I expected two of the big three (Rizzo, Bryant and Baez) to be traded, but I never thought they'd blow all three. If I had any confidence that these cheapskates would be opening their wallets for free agents I'd feel a little better... but this fucking sucks.

While I'm glad I never subscribed to their bullshit Marquee platform, I kinda wish I did only to cancel it now.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 30 July 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link

Giants do a move afterall and get Kris Bryant.

Bee OK, Friday, 30 July 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

MLB Network has been the greatest thing today, this trading deadline has been the best since i became a MLB fan.

Bee OK, Friday, 30 July 2021 20:15 (two years ago) link

I was feeling a (very) tiny bit of solace in seeing that we might have at least gotten Bart out of the SF deal, but apparently not? Terrible trade.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 30 July 2021 20:25 (two years ago) link

RIP Chicago Cubes. it was a fun dynasty

frogbs, Friday, 30 July 2021 20:27 (two years ago) link

seems better to get something for the dudes now and then possibly re-sign them. i'll miss baez the most, he was my favorite. but also maybe this is the push i need to stop paying attention to the cubs and being mixed up with the ricketts.

also the white sox are looking pretty good so who cares

na (NA), Friday, 30 July 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link

yeah the sox look great. annoying to see Baez go for a currently injured prospect to go.

i just have such little faith in the Ricketts opening the wallets for them again later. maybe i'll be pleasantly surprised. just harder to watch through the eyes of my 9 year-old, who literally cried when he heard the Rizzo news.

a superficial sheeb of intelligence (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 30 July 2021 20:40 (two years ago) link

awe, that sucks for kids. when i first heard it was Bart i was thinking Zaidi lost it and made no sense. of course the Giants were not giving up Bart for a rental.

Bee OK, Friday, 30 July 2021 20:43 (two years ago) link

baez is a super-fun player but he also has a career 102 wRC+ and .303 OBP. a *lot* of his value depends on his defense. i'd be leery of signing him long-term.

it made sense for the cubs to trade those guys today; the real capitulation was when they dumped darvish.

i wonder if impending labor strife had any impact on all this? probably not much, because i don't think anyone knows what's going to happen

mookieproof, Friday, 30 July 2021 20:58 (two years ago) link

cannot remember a crazier deadline than that, i still can't keep everything straight

, Friday, 30 July 2021 21:06 (two years ago) link

Cubs vs Nats starts in a hour and half and will be the saddest game of the season.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 30 July 2021 21:27 (two years ago) link

Really hate the Berrios deal. A lot to cough up considering the Jays have three teams ahead of them for the last wildcard spot.

- why did the cardinals acquire jon lester and j.a. happ?
- did the rockies do nothing?

mookieproof, Friday, 30 July 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link

so, like, who's on the cubs now

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 July 2021 22:00 (two years ago) link

jason heyward toils on

mookieproof, Friday, 30 July 2021 22:03 (two years ago) link

willson contreras is still a cub, i am surprised to learn

rockies traded mychal givens

, Friday, 30 July 2021 22:35 (two years ago) link

Jon fucking Lester, maaaaaan

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 July 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link

I thought he wasn’t allowed to pitch without David Ross?

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Friday, 30 July 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link

Orioles said to be demanding very high price for Tanner Scott and Paul Fry and at this rate, who knows, maybe they'll get it

apparently they didn't

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 30 July 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

Really hate the Berrios deal. A lot to cough up considering the Jays have three teams ahead of them for the last wildcard spot.

― FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, July 30, 2021 5:41 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

He'll be a Blue Jay next season if I understand correctly.

Van Horn Street, Friday, 30 July 2021 23:39 (two years ago) link

He will (assuming no work stoppage)

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 31 July 2021 00:19 (two years ago) link

hey everyone, check out the Cleveland Guardians website at https://www.clevelandguardians.com/

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 August 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

sick

Big match against the Beekeepers on Sept. 1st.

brownie, Sunday, 1 August 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link

I'm glad Rickett's f'ed up the Cubs. They can lose for another 100 years while those a'holes own the club.

earlnash, Sunday, 1 August 2021 23:00 (two years ago) link

I grew up watching the Cubs on WGN back in the 80s, but the Ricketts are scum. They make the McCaskey's seem lovable by comparison.

earlnash, Sunday, 1 August 2021 23:02 (two years ago) link

it’s the end of an era but nick madrigal is good! codi heuer is good! pete crow-armstrong is good!

Tracer Hand, Monday, 2 August 2021 01:44 (two years ago) link

with Hader on the Covid-19 list, the Brewers signed John Axford, one of the most beloved closers in Brewers history. 38 years old and now sporting a mostly-white beard, he came in with a 6-0 lead and went hit batter, flyout, single, single, RBI walk, exiting the game on what appears to be a torn UCL. it's, uh...what's the opposite of a fairy tale?

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 04:09 (two years ago) link

that's the john axford i know

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 3 August 2021 06:19 (two years ago) link

well I guess they got what they paid for (he was traded for a buck)

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link

in the meantime enjoy this

Victor Robles lets his praying mantis friend know there's one out. pic.twitter.com/7xHkgOtatP

— Major League GIFs (@MajorLeagueGIFs) August 3, 2021

frogbs, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link

well I guess they got what they paid for (he was traded for a buck)

― frogbs, Tuesday, August 3, 2021 3:31 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

which one?

, Tuesday, 3 August 2021 20:36 (two years ago) link

Very nice eephus thrown by Brock Holt, I am proud to say

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 9 August 2021 04:06 (two years ago) link

ffs

MLB, Barstool Sports in significant talks to broadcast games

MLB and Barstool potentially could team up to create a new type of broadcast with a focus on in-game gambling.

mookieproof, Monday, 9 August 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link

This doesn't mean I have to find out what that is, right? I feel like I just have some general miasmic sense that it's an annoying site that likes crypto and broiness.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 9 August 2021 19:53 (two years ago) link

An update from the Colorado Rockies regarding the incident at the end of yesterday's game: pic.twitter.com/4cCS8peKnU

— Colorado Rockies (@Rockies) August 9, 2021

, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 02:21 (two years ago) link

the yankees blew four saves last night — and won

mookieproof, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 13:24 (two years ago) link

man congrats to Jake Arrieta for signing that contract when he did

frogbs, Thursday, 12 August 2021 01:44 (two years ago) link

Corbin Burnes just struck out 10 in a row, which ties an MLB record

frogbs, Thursday, 12 August 2021 02:37 (two years ago) link

wainwright threw a Maddux last night, a 2-hit shutout against the pirates. on 88 pitches!!

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Thursday, 12 August 2021 15:48 (two years ago) link

daaamn

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 12 August 2021 16:31 (two years ago) link

arrieta placed on unconditional release waivers

mookieproof, Thursday, 12 August 2021 16:35 (two years ago) link

I didn’t know about this, but he’s apparently a bit of an asshole.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 12 August 2021 23:52 (two years ago) link

morbs was willing to overlook it

but yeah the cubs seem to be getting to 85% by cutting/trading away vaxxholes like arrieta and rizzo

mookieproof, Friday, 13 August 2021 01:45 (two years ago) link

ps i have never seen 'field of dreams' and also fuck this entire exercise

mookieproof, Friday, 13 August 2021 01:55 (two years ago) link

I loved it lol

pure rim rest (Spottie), Friday, 13 August 2021 02:35 (two years ago) link

I was going to put that game on the bar TVs, but our local cable co. had let its contract with the Fox affiliate expire and was running Newsmax on that channel. Fortunately the Little League World Series regionals were on.

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Friday, 13 August 2021 02:36 (two years ago) link

I assumed it was over because pf the angels on MLB channel but whatever field of dreams is good

i am surrounded by corny indie fucs!

mookieproof, Friday, 13 August 2021 02:47 (two years ago) link

Wait I thought the indie stance would be anti field o dreams

pure rim rest (Spottie), Friday, 13 August 2021 03:33 (two years ago) link

looked like a crazy game, would have been a good one to watch.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 13 August 2021 03:53 (two years ago) link

Field of Dreams: book good, movie bad

I think this is the official corny indie stance

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 13 August 2021 04:27 (two years ago) link

yankees lost, so i am now okay with it

mookieproof, Friday, 13 August 2021 04:30 (two years ago) link

sheehan

What made last night’s game great wasn’t Kevin Costner or the corn stalks or the emotional manipulation. What made it great was Aaron Judge and Giancarlo Stanton and Eloy Jimenez and Jose Abreu and, oh man, Tim Anderson. What made it great was Michael Kopech pitching out of a jam, Luke Voit turning an unassisted double play, Tyler Wade mixing in some of that Deadball smallball with a bunt single and a steal. What made it great was baseball players playing baseball.

Some people came away from last night saying baseball should have more events like this. I came away from it wondering what it would be like if the other 2,429 games on the schedule got this kind of treatment. You know why last night’s game looked so good? Because Fox produced it like an NFL game. It treated it like an NFL game. It celebrated it like an NFL game.

It’s funny, after baseball spent decades turning itself into a television afterthought, we’ve now had two games on broadcast television, outside of normal windows, in five days. The Cubs and White Sox were on ABC Sunday night, and the Yankees and White Sox were on Fox last night. This used to be more common, of course; NBC started showing night games regularly in the 1970s, and ABC picked up that baton in 1976 but slowly backed away from prime-time baseball over the course of the 1980s. The CBS deal, which started in 1990, included no weeknight prime-time games on network TV, and the feature games of the week shifted to ESPN.

The story of the last 40 years has been baseball becoming a lesser presence on network TV and the NFL becoming a TV behemoth. That’s not something that just happened, though. MLB chose this path, chose to partner with networks that treated the sport like an afterthought for six months, chose to diminish itself on the national stage, chose to regionalize itself.

It’s time to make different choices. Last night's lesson isn’t that events are cool, but that baseball is cool. Hell, forget what happened in Iowa. Last night, Shohei Ohtani threw six innings, allowed one run, and hit a double. Home Run Derby champ Pete Alonso walked off the Nationals to create a virtual three-way tie atop the NL East. The Giants, an incredible story, won again to stretch their NL West lead to five games. If you can’t find three hours a week to put those stories and a hundred others on prime-time television, you’re not a partner.

For three decades MLB chose to let television treat it as a stepchild. What we saw last night is what happens when a baseball game gets treated like a football game, promoted as a game you have to see, produced with the best of everything, selling superstars you have to watch.

MLB has to stop apologizing for itself and demand that kind of treatment all the time. What we saw from a cornfield in the middle of nowhere last night could just as easily be broadcast from Chavez Ravine next week and Citi Field the week after that and the Trop the week after that. Big games between contending teams featuring huge stars, buried not on channels 206 and 587 but on 5 and 11, promoted and broadcast proudly the way Packers/Cowboys or Patriots/Steelers are.

The signature scene in “Field of Dreams” is a speech by James Earl Jones’s Terence Mann. “The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been baseball.” In just three minutes, Mann makes the case for baseball more passionately than anyone in baseball has made for it in fifty years. The game needs that now. It doesn’t need gambling partnerships and crypto deals and NFT plays. It needs the game’s stewards to stand behind its game and its players and proudly demand what it got last night, all the time.

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 August 2021 15:45 (two years ago) link

meanwhile, people in iowa are blacked out from watching the Chicago Cubs, St. Louis Cardinals, Chicago White Sox, Minnesota Twins, Kansas City Royals and Milwaukee Brewers! crazy

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link

it's like please, please, don't watch baseball. especially if you paid for it

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 15:51 (two years ago) link

people in iowa, you must go the field of dreams to watch baseball. it is the only place where mlb will let you watch baseball

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 15:52 (two years ago) link

If you build it, they will begrudgingly come and complain about the beer prices

, Friday, 13 August 2021 19:11 (two years ago) link

chris sale is set to return from the dead soon

Read between the lines Zach (Karl Malone), Friday, 13 August 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link

yeah Hulu dropped the Brewers games and it basically took me from being able to rattle off all the players' stats to not even knowing who's all on the team anymore. MLB should do something about that!!

frogbs, Friday, 13 August 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link

Manfred feels quite demonstrably the worst of a long line of bad baseball commissioners

And I feel he has not even come close to reaching his nadir

Tracer Hand, Friday, 13 August 2021 22:43 (two years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/AaaZ2tiQxj

— Lindsay Zoladz (@lindsayzoladz) August 14, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 14 August 2021 02:12 (two years ago) link

The stars seem to have aligned for the Barves at just the right time. Their strength of schedule looks pretty favorable for the rest of the season too.

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Monday, 16 August 2021 00:53 (two years ago) link

this afternoon I took a nap and had a dream about a bar poker game that I did not go to (it was last Friday and I really wanted to play but backroom bar games are kind of a dicey proposition right now). in this dream a guy is telling me about the cash game and who was all there and he mentions that the big winner in the cash game was Barry Zito. I have not thought about Barry Zito in years, never really paid much attention to him, and now he's like the one guy named in this random dream of mine? was he in the news or something lately? how did this get caught in my subconscious?

frogbs, Monday, 16 August 2021 03:57 (two years ago) link

it means barry zito was dreaming about you too

, Monday, 16 August 2021 04:16 (two years ago) link

barry zito is a baseball legend in some quarters

Karl Malone, Monday, 16 August 2021 08:47 (two years ago) link

wait - there's people who don't dream about Zito every night?!
i call it my "zito time"!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 16 August 2021 13:35 (two years ago) link

This is, like, best case scenario with a Cameo. https://t.co/EKjtxaDELT

— Brian Heater (@bheater) August 17, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 17 August 2021 19:04 (two years ago) link

22 days ago the red sox were up 9 1/2 games on the yankees; now they are even

mookieproof, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 01:47 (two years ago) link

Barry Zito, one of the first MLB players to understand the power of Twitter, is a legend in this quarter.

Andy K, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 03:03 (two years ago) link

Barry Zito taught me how to drive

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 03:06 (two years ago) link

Milwaukee is 73-47

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 03:13 (two years ago) link

Rowdy Tellez slashing .333/.414/.613/1.027

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 18 August 2021 05:25 (two years ago) link

Jack Morris, still a dipshit.

The fact that this type of lazy racism keeps popping up around Shohei Ohtani speaks to so much of the media being apathetic and lacking any empathy towards the AAPI experience https://t.co/t1MCKhanCc

— Joon 이준엽 (@joonlee) August 18, 2021

A reminder: Jack Morris told my friend, the immensely talented late Washington Post sports columnist Jennifer Frey, “I only talk to women when I’m naked when they’re on top of me or I’m on top of them.” She was an intern at the time, in the clubhouse, doing her job. https://t.co/XPkk8kI7iN

— Susan Slusser (@susanslusser) August 18, 2021

Andy K, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link

surprised he didn't try the whole "I was doing Elmer Fudd" defense

frogbs, Wednesday, 18 August 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link

Freddie Freeman's having a night (got the cycle in the 6th).

WilliamC, Thursday, 19 August 2021 01:14 (two years ago) link

so many teams deserve to be lads-ed

mookieproof, Thursday, 19 August 2021 01:25 (two years ago) link

max fried with a 90-pitch maddux against god's chosen team

, Saturday, 21 August 2021 01:37 (two years ago) link

K. Akin (L, 0-8) 7.92

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 August 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

reds and padres now even for the second NL wild card with the latter in free-fall

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 August 2021 22:56 (two years ago) link

padres' schedule is brutal, too -- *half* their remaining 38 games are against the dodgers or giants

mookieproof, Saturday, 21 August 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link

yikes

Michael F Gill, Saturday, 21 August 2021 23:35 (two years ago) link

Wow

Happy 51st birthday to ⁦@Brewers⁩ manager Craig Counsell. Craig is now the same age that Harvey Kuenn was when he led the team to the 1982 World Series.

Anyone else a little messed up by this? pic.twitter.com/rs5VKlayKX

— Doug Russell (@DougRussell) August 22, 2021

frogbs, Sunday, 22 August 2021 03:00 (two years ago) link

harvey's fault for not having that insane batting stance

mookieproof, Sunday, 22 August 2021 03:19 (two years ago) link

Yelich's swing is just so sweet. That homer to center was a bomb.

earlnash, Sunday, 22 August 2021 07:48 (two years ago) link

No sweeter sound than the loud thwack and immediate roar from the crowd

frogbs, Sunday, 22 August 2021 14:15 (two years ago) link

only one that i know of

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbFaltAkKmY

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 22 August 2021 16:52 (two years ago) link

Reds just pulled Antone with a 3-2 count after he injured himself...I knew you could do this, but I've never actually seen it done. Does he get charged the run if the batter scores or does it go to the new pitcher?

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 August 2021 03:38 (two years ago) link

I’ve seen it where the batter is injured mid-at bat and the new pinch hitter inherits the same count. The pinch hitter then struck out but the K was charged to the injured hitter.

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 25 August 2021 03:46 (two years ago) link

this suggests that, given a 3-2 count, if the batter walks and later scores, it would be charged to antone. any other method of him scoring would be charged to the reliever

Rule 10.16 (h) The procedure when more than one pitcher is involved in giving a base on balls.

A relief pitcher shall not be held accountable when the first batter to whom he pitches reaches first base on four called balls, if such batter has a decided advantage in the ball and strike count when pitchers are changed.

(1) If, when pitchers are changed, the count is:

2 balls, no strikes

2 balls, 1 strike

3 balls, no strikes

3 balls, 1 strike

3 balls, 2 strikes,

and the batter gets a base on balls, the official scorer shall charge that batter and the base on balls to the preceding pitcher, not to the relief pitcher.

(2) Any other action by such batter, such as reaching base on a hit, an error, a fielder's choice, a force out, or being touched by a pitched ball, shall cause such a batter to be charged to the relief pitcher.

(3) If, when pitchers are changed, the count is:

2 balls, 2 strikes

1 ball, 2 strikes

1 ball, 1 strike

1 ball, no strikes

no ball, 2 strikes

no ball, 1 strike,

the official scorer shall charge that batter and the actions of that batter to the relief pitcher.

mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 August 2021 07:28 (two years ago) link

So sayeth the Lord.

Taliban! (PBKR), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 11:16 (two years ago) link

Tommy Edman is tied for the NL lead in doubles (32), and has a .379 SLG and .121 ISO

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 25 August 2021 15:33 (two years ago) link

Braves with 2 nights off in a row, weird

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Thursday, 26 August 2021 22:58 (two years ago) link

dbacks have scored 2 runs every second inning so far. if they score in the ninth i'm gonna be mad

, Friday, 27 August 2021 02:22 (two years ago) link

dumb bastards allowed a run to the phillies in the ninth, ruining the beautiful symmetry...

https://i.postimg.cc/wMX2SzqD/image.png

, Friday, 27 August 2021 02:47 (two years ago) link

that really is a shame!

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 August 2021 02:48 (two years ago) link

disgusting... fuck this sport i'm done

https://i.postimg.cc/W4SvPR3L/image.png

, Friday, 27 August 2021 02:48 (two years ago) link

it was like a bird in flight

frogbs, Friday, 27 August 2021 02:48 (two years ago) link

i know right! now it's got some shit on its wing

, Friday, 27 August 2021 02:50 (two years ago) link

fucking phillies

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Friday, 27 August 2021 02:52 (two years ago) link

This is the last frame of the top of the 7th inning, followed by the first frame of the bottom of the 7th.
So, yeah ... as great as Williams' moment was, this is another Trevor Bauer story. pic.twitter.com/wz1n5ha3xn

— Bradford William Davis (@BWDBWDBWD) August 27, 2021

mookieproof, Friday, 27 August 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link

Vladimir Guerrero's son drives home Dante Bichette's son, then challenges Mike Cameron's son in RF for a double. 1-0 Blue Jays lead against former NBA player Rich Manning's son.

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) August 27, 2021

Andy K, Friday, 27 August 2021 23:59 (two years ago) link

that’s wild.

you know what else is wild? yanks winning 13 straight and STILL 4 behind tampa bay.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 28 August 2021 15:02 (two years ago) link

adam wainwright is having a pretty incredible season for a guy who turns 40 on monday

of course it helps that four of his starts have been against the pirates (10 H and 1 ER in 30 IP ffs)

mookieproof, Sunday, 29 August 2021 02:01 (two years ago) link

Rays are 17-1 against the o’s

it helps that that wainwright's been throwing against the pirates a lot recently, but he's been solid all season. a real surprise that he is still the legitimate "ace" of the cardinals. his last 9 starts: 1.55 ERA, 2.44 FIP, 58.0 IP, and he went through at least 7 innings in all but one (which was 6 innings).

he's second in baseball in innings pitched this year (169.2 right now, behind only Zack Wheeler at 176.2).

i'm a big doofus for calling for his retirement a few years ago. after 2015-18 i really thought he was done. in interviews and such, he always mentions that his arm was really hurting badly during that entire time (duh), but that he legit feels much better now. he always says stuff like "it's nice to not be in terrible pain!" or whatever. makes sense!

yadi is supposedly retiring after 2022, it would be fitting for wainwright to go as well, if he wants to sync up the retirement party train with his pal

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:03 (two years ago) link

Games started Pitcher Catcher Years Team
324 Mickey Lolich Bill Freehan 1963–1975 Detroit Tigers
316 Warren Spahn Del Crandall 1949–1963 Boston and Milwaukee Braves
306 Red Faber Ray Schalk 1914–1926 Chicago White Sox
299 Adam Wainwright Yadier Molina 2007–present St. Louis Cardinals
283 Don Drysdale John Roseboro 1957–1967 Los Angeles Dodgers
282 Red Ruffing Bill Dickey 1930–1946 New York Yankees
270 Steve Rogers Gary Carter 1975–1984 Montreal Expos
264 Bob Lemon Jim Hegan 1946–1957 Cleveland Indians
250 Early Wynn Jim Hegan 1949–1957 Cleveland Indians
248 Tom Glavine Javy Lopez 1994–2002 Atlanta Braves

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link

if they stay healthy next season, they'll have the opportunity to take on the most hallowed of all sports trivia records

professional anti- (Karl Malone), Sunday, 29 August 2021 15:05 (two years ago) link

That’s actually kind of sweet.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:02 (two years ago) link

Top five best uniforms

Luis Robert demolished that one!#ChangeTheGame | @NBCSChicago pic.twitter.com/H4hyAzZHor

— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) August 29, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 29 August 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link

That'll show em

"They got to be better."

Javier Báez, Francisco Lindor and Kevin Pillar are among players who gave the thumbs down to fans 👎

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) August 29, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 29 August 2021 22:32 (two years ago) link

lmao unreal. their agents need to talk some sense into them if rojas won’t

no argument at all about those chisox uniforms

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 29 August 2021 22:57 (two years ago) link

Robbie Ray just surpassed 1,000 innings last night and is baseball's new all-time leader in SO/9!

https://www.baseball-reference.com/leaders/strikeouts_per_nine_career.shtml

also nuts that seven of the top ten are current players.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 31 August 2021 19:10 (two years ago) link

Brad Hand DFA'd 7 hours before postseason rosters become official (7.27 ERA in last 11 outings)

Michael F Gill, Tuesday, 31 August 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link

John Smoltz & Al Leiter will not appear in-studio for MLBN after refusing to receive COVID-19 vaccine, The Post has learned.

what a surprise

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 02:01 (two years ago) link

The symmetry of these Matt Chapman drives is incredible. pic.twitter.com/WCf94YoG4l

— Jason Beck (@beckjason) September 1, 2021

Andy K, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 02:19 (two years ago) link

after 15 years in the nationals front office, bob boone will resign rather than be vaccinated

mookieproof, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link

bye bitch

k3vin k., Wednesday, 1 September 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link

I’m enjoying watching these idiots self-fire themselves.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 1 September 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link

not enjoying covid taking down half the red sox starting lineup. and i’m kind of baffled that the globe’s so called “reporters” haven’t managed to glean which positive cases are covidiots. isn’t this what reporters are for?? (red sox famously one of the least vaccinated teams in baseball)

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 1 September 2021 23:07 (two years ago) link

Yankees Spanish radio announcer Rickie Ricardo rescued Yankees radio voice John Sterling from the flooding after last night’s game.

What a story. #SquadUp https://t.co/tb55P3OlDC

— Ryan Field (@RyanFieldABC) September 2, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Thursday, 2 September 2021 23:53 (two years ago) link

you can't predict baseball

mookieproof, Friday, 3 September 2021 01:34 (two years ago) link

the dodgers pythagorean record is 90-45, on pace for a 107-game winning season. irl they're 85-50, on pace for a 103 game-winning season, and in second place to the giants, who are also irl on pace to win 103 games. plus it's an odd year. giants for the WS, i guess.

also, adam wainwright continues to bizarrely be one of the most effective pitchers. he was pitcher of the month for september, and last night tossed a gem over 7 innings that was only slightly spoiled by the relief pitcher allowing a couple of wainwright's inherited runners to score. if that wouldn't have happened, i think he was about to break his PR of 26 consecutive scoreless innings, back in 2010. not bad for an old guy

Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 September 2021 15:18 (two years ago) link

also, the top 2 contenders for AL ROY are adolis garcia and randy arozarena, both of whom were talented cardinals outfielders a few years ago. garcia was traded to the rangers for cash considerations. arozarena was traded (along with jose martinez, one of the most entertaining baseball players of this century) for matthew liberatore, who will hopefully be like jack flaherty someday, but probably will not.

Karl Malone, Saturday, 4 September 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link

What is up with Salvador Perez’s season?! He’s hurt for a full year and comes back hitting like Johnny Bench! It’s crazy.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 5 September 2021 05:10 (two years ago) link

Maybe being a DH here and there helps? He is putting up Piazza-like numbers.

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 5 September 2021 18:48 (two years ago) link

The down-three-runs walk-off grand slam will never get old

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 5 September 2021 22:21 (two years ago) link

Brewers are having a remarkably blessed season

frogbs, Sunday, 5 September 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link

It's gonna be a weirdly inverted sports season in Wisconsin if the Brewers and Bucks win championships and Aaron Rodgers limps to a 9-7 closeout season

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 5 September 2021 22:43 (two years ago) link

oh wow, i headed outside after the 8th inning to hang out with my neighbors, secure in another cardinals victory

honestly, i would hate for this cardinals team to make the wild card. their record against good teams (teams above .500) is 26-39. that's bad.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 5 September 2021 22:56 (two years ago) link

I hate having my team in the AL east.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 6 September 2021 05:03 (two years ago) link

yeah it's rough

Tracer Hand, Monday, 6 September 2021 09:03 (two years ago) link

sox and yankees both lose again... man it would be swell if the blue jays and mariners(!!) could overtake them

, Monday, 6 September 2021 23:09 (two years ago) link

I don't get Tampa Bay at all. Personnel-wise, they may end up being the least impressive 100-win team ever. (Sounds like sour grapes from Blue Jay land, I know.)

clemenza, Thursday, 9 September 2021 16:15 (two years ago) link

They are maybe the most more-than-the-sum-of-it’s-parts team in history. Which is kind of their thing, traditionally.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 9 September 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

this rays team will be remembered for being the one that had a rookie wander franco

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 18:34 (two years ago) link

they did win the short-season equivalent of 108 games last year (and the pennant)

i'm a little more confused by how all the giants' 35-year-olds are having great seasons. plus getting career years out of the previously suspect, like gausman and desclafani and (hot) d. leone

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:35 (two years ago) link

yeah, i was just looking at Leone's stats! honestly i thought maybe he was out of baseball.

and even this year, somehow he's walking 4.4/9 but his FIP is 3.49, xFIP of 4.63. and of course, an ERA of 1.55.

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 19:38 (two years ago) link

I do not understand at all how the Giants are having the season they are. Mariners too. But mainly the Giants.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 9 September 2021 20:39 (two years ago) link

the mariners are just lucky, i think -- they're 11 games up on their pythagorean!

mookieproof, Thursday, 9 September 2021 20:50 (two years ago) link

I can at least relate some of the Giants' individual performances (fluke or otherwise) to their record. They've got two guys who should be top 5 or 10 in Cy (Gausman) and MVP (Crawford) voting, and also an HOF-bound player (Posey) having a very good year. The Rays have a catcher with 30 HR, great, but barely hitting over .200; a second baseman with 33 and not much else; an all-time defender in CF who doesn't hit much at all; and no one all that notable on their pitching staff that I can see. Cruz has been pretty good since coming over, but there's been some decline.

Franco looks great, and he broke a record belonging to Mickey Mantle. But even there, he's great for a 20-year-old; I'm not sure you'd take much notice of his season if he were 27.

clemenza, Thursday, 9 September 2021 21:16 (two years ago) link

plus getting career years out of the previously suspect, like gausman and desclafani and (hot) d. leone

Not to mention Mike Yastrzemski, a guy who wasn't considered good enough to get playing time for the Baltimore Orioles

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 9 September 2021 21:27 (two years ago) link

I don't get Tampa Bay at all. Personnel-wise, they may end up being the least impressive 100-win team ever.

Speaking of which: basically, the way the Rays are so good this year is by absolutely mercilessly dominating the Orioles. The difference in head-to-head record against Baltimore is the entirety of the difference between the Rays and the Yankees in the standings (or was a week or so ago, at any rate.)

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 9 September 2021 21:28 (two years ago) link

xp

oh man, i have a pretty good feeling that wander franco is going to be torturing the blue jays (and the rest of the AL east) for the next several years, although it's almost guaranteed that the rays will trade him away at the top of his value and get an absolute fortune for him.

he's more can't miss than vlad jr was, and vlad jr was can't miss.

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 21:32 (two years ago) link

hitting for a 5.0 WAR pace during your rookie season and surprising absolutely no one by doing it is very unusual and a very good indicator

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 21:33 (two years ago) link

(xposts)

That's it, you're right--I knew about that, slipped my mind. 18-1, +79 run differential vs. the Orioles; 70-51, +100 vs. the rest of the league.

clemenza, Thursday, 9 September 2021 21:47 (two years ago) link

Wander Franco: he can't miss, will be MVP by 2025 easy

my predictions have been made.

i will see all of YOU -- in the future

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Thursday, 9 September 2021 21:48 (two years ago) link

What’s this Mantle record?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 10 September 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link

Bleacher BJs

, Friday, 10 September 2021 05:00 (two years ago) link

(xpost) I think it was consecutive games reaching base under the age of 21...Speaking of which, Mantle was 24 when he won his Triple Crown, and so was Williams when he won his first; Vlad would be younger than both.

clemenza, Friday, 10 September 2021 05:16 (two years ago) link

just curious - who was the youngest hitter to lead the league in wOBA (or wRC+ or OPS)?

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 September 2021 05:21 (two years ago) link

without looking it up, probably trout?

k3vin k., Friday, 10 September 2021 10:17 (two years ago) link

I tried to look it up last night and totally failed

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 September 2021 14:41 (two years ago) link

Nobody keeps records for that kind of esoterica (maybe OPS); you have to do the legwork yourself.

clemenza, Friday, 10 September 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link

haha, no i think i just need a baseball reference sub

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 September 2021 17:04 (two years ago) link

Ask meg n ben

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 10 September 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link

I've got a b-ref sub. Looks like Mantle 1952 and Cobb 1907 are the only 20-year-olds to lead their league in OPS. Don't know which one was older at season's start.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 10 September 2021 19:55 (two years ago) link

oh nice! thanks for looking it up. i'm willing to just give them a tie on that, since they're different baseball eras anyway (deadball/pre-integration for cobb)

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 September 2021 20:43 (two years ago) link

Can I just say, since this seems appropriate for the general MLB thread, that b-ref is a national treasure and I absolutely get more than $36/yr's worth of entertainment and enlightenment from my Play Index subscription; highly recommended!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 10 September 2021 20:50 (two years ago) link

i had it for a year! then i lost it. totally lost it

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 September 2021 21:04 (two years ago) link

I've got a b-ref sub. Looks like Mantle 1952 and Cobb 1907 are the only 20-year-olds to lead their league in OPS. Don't know which one was older at season's start.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, September 10, 2021 3:55 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

trout led the AL in OPS+ (but not OPS) as a 20 year old

k3vin k., Friday, 10 September 2021 21:10 (two years ago) link

bauer is now on "administrative leave" for the season, and ozuna has also been put on administrative leave. first for 7 days, then revisiting afterward.

"The league has the authority to unilaterally place players on administrative leave for up to seven days, per the MLB – MLBPA Joint Domestic Violence, Sexual Assault and Child Abuse Policy. The leave can be extended thereafter by mutual agreement between MLB and the Players Association. Placement on administrative leave is not a disciplinary action and does not reflect any sort of finding in the league’s investigation. Players placed on administrative leave continue to be paid and to accumulate Major League service time."

https://www.mlbtraderumors.com/2021/09/mlb-reportedly-places-marcell-ozuna-on-administrative-leave.html

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Friday, 10 September 2021 23:51 (two years ago) link

He still will be suspended, I think. Roberto Osuna got 75 games, so that would be my guess.

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Saturday, 11 September 2021 00:55 (two years ago) link

It's becoming clear the Orioles don't know how to play baseball pic.twitter.com/QfL7MZgprw

— Dustin Saracini (@DustinSaracini) September 11, 2021

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 01:34 (two years ago) link

Ya. I have no idea what that pitcher was thinking. I don’t see why he would do it, but it looked intentional the way he went right at him.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 11 September 2021 01:40 (two years ago) link

Yeah that’s a 15 yard penalty

frogbs, Saturday, 11 September 2021 13:46 (two years ago) link

It's becoming clear the Orioles don't know how to play baseball

And yet they ended up winning that game!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 11 September 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link

OK, fine, it's becoming clear the Orioles don't know how to play baseball

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:13 (two years ago) link

the reds broadcast team is discussing the latest billy joel concert and the view that the production guy had, reportedly.

this is still better than any broadcast involving jim edmonds, the worst broadcaster in baseball.

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:24 (two years ago) link

also, i want to express my disbelief than anyone, ever, thought it was a good idea to hire rob dibble

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:25 (two years ago) link

also, the reds fans are some of the worst fans of all time. they still boo the shit out of yadier molina, every single time, petty little assholes, because molina was involved in the brawl where cueto ended journeymen catcher jason larue's career by kicking him in the back. wow. brandon phillips always made a big deal out of chatting with yadi and showing everyone that they were totally cool. reds fans, petty assholes, there is no forgiveness. they cannot move on. while all this is happening, if a cardinal pitcher throws to first to check on the runner, a thing that happens all the fucking time, like photosynthesis? you know jeremy in Section 144 row 13B is going to lose his shit over that. BOOOOOOOO

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:29 (two years ago) link

you fucking cowards! you can't throw to first! let him take a gigantic lead!! god i love baseball!

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:30 (two years ago) link

DON'T YOU DARE TALK ABOUT JASON LARUE THAT WAY

, Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:31 (two years ago) link

reds fans don't even know who jason larue is

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:32 (two years ago) link

they're like

HEY DON'T TALK ABOUT JAY CREW LIKE THAT

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:33 (two years ago) link

nothing against earlnash or other ilx reds fans, lol

but jeezus just what i see on tv (they're in STL tonight, btw. i'm just remembering all of the many times where all of the above happened) is fucking stupid

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:34 (two years ago) link

i don't want to bring you down, but no non-bfib like yadi. he's a red-ass dick

i mean he's been a very good not-quite- hall-of-fame player etc. etc. but also whatever

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:40 (two years ago) link

i can't believe you said that about yadi

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:41 (two years ago) link

the world at large may hope waino-yadi reach the battery record, but it won't be because of the latter

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:41 (two years ago) link

the battery record is sometimes referred to as the "record that could never fall"

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:41 (two years ago) link

you know who would've been a HOF catcher if yadier molina didn't end his career with a tombstone piledriver off the top rope? jason larue

, Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:44 (two years ago) link

jason larue was DUE

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:47 (two years ago) link

some say that cueto did it because they knew larue had been spending a lot of time with video, analyzing the reds

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:48 (two years ago) link

molina was involved in the brawl where cueto ended journeymen catcher jason larue's career by kicking him in the back

larue was a cardinal at the time? yadi had nothing to do, as best i can tell, with cueto kicking a 36yo catcher in the head?

totally happy to boo everyone involved tho

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:50 (two years ago) link

especially yadi

dick

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:50 (two years ago) link

i love this recap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQIzhrsVNbE

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:57 (two years ago) link

it's totally accurate

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:57 (two years ago) link

i'm too hard on cueto. maybe he was getting crushed and was just feeling claustrophobic, i get that. i had an incident with my spouse in a small tent that we shared on our honeymoon. i felt like i was about to die, my body freaked out.

but one more time, look at what yadi did in that whole incident. they're STILL booing about that lol

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:58 (two years ago) link

it's gone into ric flair woo status, it's completely detached from happened at this point

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 00:59 (two years ago) link

sorry, typed the wrong words - not a small tent, but a single sleeping bag that we shared.

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 01:00 (two years ago) link

so yesterday the orioles were the only team in the AL East to win a game, today they're the only team in the AL East to not win a game, nature is healing etc

, Sunday, 12 September 2021 03:49 (two years ago) link

Only team to blow a no hitter with an 11 run inning!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 September 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link

Only team to give up 11 runs in both games of a double header!!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 September 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link

Seems apt that it was an Orioles fan that originated the “that seals the deal” meme/copypasta

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 12 September 2021 17:23 (two years ago) link

Jays are one shy of another 11 run game in the 3rd

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 September 2021 18:05 (two years ago) link

Well, Teoscar just selfishly ruined that trend by making it a 14 run game

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 September 2021 18:08 (two years ago) link

so the o's have allowed 40 runs in the last 19 innings

mookieproof, Sunday, 12 September 2021 18:57 (two years ago) link

Brewers actually had another no hitter going into the 6th but it appears to be over now

frogbs, Sunday, 12 September 2021 19:11 (two years ago) link

44 runs over two days now.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 12 September 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link

joey votto, after getting called for a strike for going a smidge too far on a half-swing on a ball in the dirt in the 9th:

"..asdfljasdf..*clearly audible* FUCK YOU!....asl;dfas;kdf"

dan mclaughlin: "joey votto...clearly not happy about that call"

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 20:47 (two years ago) link

is it all about trying for Elijah Green?

xpost

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 12 September 2021 21:38 (two years ago) link

at least the orioles have the day off tomorrow. i imagine their bullpen is completely spent

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Sunday, 12 September 2021 22:14 (two years ago) link

will still somehow allow 22 runs

, Sunday, 12 September 2021 22:40 (two years ago) link

well – whatever was going on with Lindor for most the season seems to have run it's course. (3 hr today vs the Jankees!)

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 September 2021 04:27 (two years ago) link

Pretty intense series/atmosphere, really enjoyed it.

Michael F Gill, Monday, 13 September 2021 04:35 (two years ago) link

Was going to post over the weekend about how spectacularly ugly mlb.com's new look was, but I held off, because I think that about every site re-design. I guess I wasn't alone, though--they're back to normal today.

clemenza, Monday, 13 September 2021 19:10 (two years ago) link

oh nice - it was actually still the one from yesterday up until a couple hours ago, at least. i felt like i was wearing extremely powerful eyeglasses. the largest fonts of all time!

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Monday, 13 September 2021 19:12 (two years ago) link

The Twins hate the Yankees so much because of all that postseason humiliation, so they've decided they're going to play New York really tough, and then they're going to lay down when the Blue Jays play them six times later this month.

clemenza, Monday, 13 September 2021 20:18 (two years ago) link

Yankees making it hard right now.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 13 September 2021 21:27 (two years ago) link

I posted a comparison somewhere a couple of years ago of how close Goldschmidt and Freeman were statistically. Freeman seemed to overtake him for good, and I kind of forget about them. But I noticed Goldschmidt hit his 25th tonight, and also that he played well enough last year to get some MVP support.

They're still amazingly close (and each other's #1 Similarity Score, 953.6--very high):

PG: 273 HR, 910 RBI, .292/.388/.518, 141 OPS+, 49.4 WAR
FF: 270 HR, 935 RBI, .295/.383/.509, 138 OPS+, 42.5 WAR

The WAR difference is mostly explained by Freeman being two years younger (31/33). At the end of his age-31 season, Goldschmidt was at...42.5 WAR!

I think you'd be hard-pressed to find two contemporary stars so in lockstep.

clemenza, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 02:16 (two years ago) link

Actually, Freeman broke in a year earlier, so that doesn't explain the WAR difference--it's all defense.

clemenza, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 02:18 (two years ago) link

like them both, but extra support goldie as an eighth-round pick

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 02:32 (two years ago) link

lol this guy

“I like nostalgia, and I felt like all the Mets fans in a bases loaded situation wanted to see me throw two curveballs and a changeup (to McNeil) and get him out. Just gave the people what they wanted.” — Adam Wainwright

— Jeff Jones (@jmjones) September 14, 2021

mookieproof, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 03:33 (two years ago) link

Hey guys, it's Mike Piazza.

Andy K, Tuesday, 14 September 2021 17:34 (two years ago) link

Ryan Braun retires

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link

I was surprised to find out he wasn’t already.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 14 September 2021 22:28 (two years ago) link

is he still injured? i figure the thought is that he's not going to be on the postseason rosters, so better say bye now

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 00:55 (two years ago) link

Cano will be the next shamed could've-should've to retire.

clemenza, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 01:28 (two years ago) link

yeah I had no idea Braun was still "active", I thought the Covid season was pretty much it for him

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 01:45 (two years ago) link

if i remember right he hit some sort of game-winning hit against the cardinals this year! i was like wtf man, wtf

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 01:57 (two years ago) link

ok unless I am missing something I am pretty sure he didn't play this year

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 01:59 (two years ago) link

oh you're right, of course! i was looking at his 2020 stats as his 2021, for some reason. i really do remember him beating the cardinals this year though. may have been a bad dream

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 02:02 (two years ago) link

yeah he played a bit in 2020 but he was perpetually injured just like he was pretty much every year since his MVP season

frogbs, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 02:12 (two years ago) link

last time i saw him in person, he was very nice to a security guard by the parking lot

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 02:14 (two years ago) link

good game in queens. also a very long game

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 03:09 (two years ago) link

yep. i was going to give myself a haircut after the game. now...this haircut is going to suck

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 03:15 (two years ago) link

the NL doesn't deserve a second wild card

mookieproof, Wednesday, 15 September 2021 06:00 (two years ago) link

Cutting your own hair is some risky business!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 15 September 2021 12:32 (two years ago) link

did not realize sal perez had anywhere close to 44 homers

, Thursday, 16 September 2021 02:12 (two years ago) link

mlb.com might be back to normal for now (i'm guessing they're gonna push it back to the crappy new version soon) but the gameday interface is now updated and shitty for me. all the text is now too big or too small. what is the point of this

https://i.postimg.cc/j5NdPQFL/image.png

, Friday, 17 September 2021 23:15 (two years ago) link

sorry for huge and gross, postimage blew that up for some reason

, Friday, 17 September 2021 23:16 (two years ago) link

Man, what the hell happened with the Padres last night?!
Probably a really bad sign when your two megastars are at each other’s throats.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 19 September 2021 15:14 (two years ago) link

Probably a really bad sign when your two megastars are at each other’s throats.

they are? tatis and machado i guess? i've been watching the padres broadcasts, and didn't notice too much of that, but maybe they just weren't showing it.

the story of last night's game, up until the O'Neill HR, was the home plate umpire. that was one of the worst called games i've ever seen. the strike zone extended about 4 feet outside, for both teams

the hysterical twitter narrative was that they were feuding but that doesn't really sound like what it was

Manny Machado and Fernando Tatis Jr. had to be separated while yelling at one another in the dugout pic.twitter.com/y1x58iKeVB

— Jomboy Media (@JomboyMedia) September 19, 2021


I know people will take the angle of “Machado is a bad teammate”…but you couldn’t be more wrong here. This was a leadership move. Let’s not forget FTJ is still 22. A phenomenal player, but still a lot to learn. Tatis can’t get tossed in the 5th inning of a game they need to win.

— Will Middlebrooks (@middlebrooks) September 19, 2021

, Sunday, 19 September 2021 19:14 (two years ago) link

obviously not the type of thing that would happen on a first place team......and now they're probably toast after today's arrieta start

, Sunday, 19 September 2021 19:17 (two years ago) link

Mookie Betts secures TJ Friedl's first hit & homer ball for him by trading his own bat for it. pic.twitter.com/o3Saahf1gr

— Chad Moriyama (@ChadMoriyama) September 19, 2021

mookieproof, Sunday, 19 September 2021 19:34 (two years ago) link

oh wow, yeah i missed that completely last night. they are definitely struggling right now, makes sense.

tatis dropped an easy pop-fly in CF today in the first inning with the bases loaded. now i wish they would have shown machado right after that happened!

I understand what that tweet about manny is getting it - but I disagree. Getting in someone’s face and screaming isn’t leadership.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 19 September 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link

Veteran leadership from the guy who brought us the Padres Swagg Chain

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 19 September 2021 20:28 (two years ago) link

Getting in someone’s face and screaming isn’t leadership.

why not, it's sports

, Sunday, 19 September 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link

And how well did that go?

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 19 September 2021 21:05 (two years ago) link

leadership is when coach yells at people in the locker room at half-time and everyone is so afraid of coach that they play better

tatis has said in interviews that manny is the team leader and the guy he goes to when he needs to hear things he doesn't want to hear..... it's ok, these things happen

, Sunday, 19 September 2021 21:32 (two years ago) link

“It’s sports” just comes across a lot like “boys will be boys” to me.
Maybe they both settle down and Tatis gets whatever message he needs to get.
Maybe they don’t. Maybe you don’t want it to become a pattern of confrontations in the dug out. If machado wants to set him straight, fine - but if he can’t do it in a way that doesn’t lead to shouting and shoving, I’m not sure that’s the best quality leadership.
I’ll have to watch the clip again maybe and see if it’s Tatis over reacting to machado approaching him, or if Manny was the one going over and escalating things.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 19 September 2021 21:46 (two years ago) link

it's sports means it's probably a little more intense than a quarterly 1 on 1 with the regional manager

, Sunday, 19 September 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link

You haven’t met some of my past managers!

And for the record, I’m not saying manny is a shitty team leader bases off this one incident. Just that this not a great example of leadership in action.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 19 September 2021 22:00 (two years ago) link

yeah no need to defend what was clearly an outburst

mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Monday, 20 September 2021 00:50 (two years ago) link

Two people with three-hundred million dollars contracts got into a fight, and that’s okay

Michael F Gill, Monday, 20 September 2021 00:58 (two years ago) link

Great story: LHP Anthony Gose is being called up to @MLB by Cleveland, source confirms @indiansPro report. Gose, 31, last appeared in the majors as a @Tigers outfielder on May 15, 2016. Congratulations to Anthony. What a journey. @MLBNetwork

— Jon Morosi (@jonmorosi) September 20, 2021

Andy K, Monday, 20 September 2021 13:56 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E_voSigX0AMSnZC?format=png&name=small

mookieproof, Monday, 20 September 2021 18:33 (two years ago) link

rofl

Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 September 2021 18:59 (two years ago) link

Maga Treinen updated his bio pic.twitter.com/Eqj8AZxVq1

— ²¹  (@BuehlerRBW) September 19, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 20 September 2021 20:01 (two years ago) link

puke

Tracer Hand, Monday, 20 September 2021 20:55 (two years ago) link

he probably just hasn't been introduced to the facts around covid-19, or he doesn't have access to a free clinic

and it as nothing to do with him being a christian. definitely not

i haven't seen a player score from second base on a sac fly before, but harrison bader did it tonight. but what's crazy is it wasn't even close, and there wasn't even an error or anything. lorenzo cain caught a fly ball at the wall and fell to the ground doing it, true, but he quickly flipped the ball to the RF, who made a perfect throw to the cutoff man. but by then it was already too late to even merit a throw to home.

typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Thursday, 23 September 2021 00:30 (two years ago) link

cool!

the other night somebody, i can't remember who - kike hernandez maybe? - tried to tag from FIRST to second on a deep fly to center and he would have made it if he'd stayed on the bag. respect the hustle.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 23 September 2021 09:30 (two years ago) link

gotta say I'm pretty unsettled by the St. Louis Cardinals once again getting hot right as the season ends

frogbs, Thursday, 23 September 2021 13:37 (two years ago) link

almost unfair how they loaded up at the deadline by acquiring . . . jon lester and j.a. happ

mookieproof, Thursday, 23 September 2021 13:47 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Uwk8usr.png

the other 3 cardinals were also in the infield at this point

typo hell #5: maybe you get an idea of what went into, or (Karl Malone), Saturday, 25 September 2021 21:58 (two years ago) link

Marcus Semien needs another double for 40 HR/40 doubles. That was a big deal when Willie Stargell did it in 1973--it had already been done ~ten times, but not for a while. Semien will be about the 40th guy to do it (or at least the 40th season; a few guys, like Pujols, have done it more than once). The great Chris Davis had 50 HR/40 doubles in 2013.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 September 2021 00:45 (two years ago) link

semien and bo have also, i believe, set the homer record for combined middle infielders

mookieproof, Sunday, 26 September 2021 00:50 (two years ago) link

78 HR...I would have thought something more than that during the PED era.

clemenza, Sunday, 26 September 2021 01:06 (two years ago) link

Ohtani just tripled for the second time today

, Sunday, 26 September 2021 02:12 (two years ago) link

I am really weird. pic.twitter.com/FdBch0BDpy

— John Sterling Calls (@JSterlingCalls) September 25, 2021

mookieproof, Sunday, 26 September 2021 15:55 (two years ago) link

think that'll aboot do it for the phillies

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 02:11 (two years ago) link

Cardinals may never lose again

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 02:58 (two years ago) link

they're gonna lose in the wildcard game and suddenly that will be that

mookieproof, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 03:28 (two years ago) link

lol that would be so insane.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 07:54 (two years ago) link

though maybe not any more insane than the dodgers having a 100-win season and going one and done.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 07:57 (two years ago) link

Honestly they’ll win the WC then lose the division series

typo hell #6: i really don't much at all (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 14:24 (two years ago) link

One absolutely bonkers thing I noticed today - this season could very well end with no hitters over 7 fWAR. Going all the way back to 1884 when the NL expanded beyond 112 games, I can only find 2 seasons where that happened, 1900 and 1918. Didn't even happen in the strike seasons. Most seasons it doesn't come remotely close to happening.

, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:42 (two years ago) link

Obviously there were a lot of injuries this year but this is extreme

, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link

er expanded to 112 games, not beyond

, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link

what the fuck Devin

Devin Williams is being placed on the 10-day IL with a fractured right hand. He told us he had too much to drink after Sunday’s celebration, got upset about something and punched a wall with his pitching hand. He will need surgery.

“If I could take it back, I would.”

— Adam McCalvy (@AdamMcCalvy) September 29, 2021

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link

Didn’t this happen to a Braves pitcher this year too

Michael F Gill, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 20:27 (two years ago) link

happened to alex reyes in 2019

not sure "happened to" is right, but

typo hell #6: i really don't much at all (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link

You're thinking of Huascar Ynoa, who at least had the decency to punch something after a bad game

, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link

Brewers have weird luck with that sort of thing. Grienke missed his first month because of a pickup basketball game during Spring Training. Lucroy dropped a suitcase on his hand. Chris Narveson cut one of his fingers open trying to re-lace a glove. JJ Hardy hurt his hand in a walkoff celebration. If I recall correctly we also had a guy drop a bowling ball on his foot

frogbs, Wednesday, 29 September 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link

That is excessively dumb

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 22:06 (two years ago) link

the cardinals will lose tonight

typo hell #6: i really don't much at all (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 29 September 2021 22:59 (two years ago) link

well yeah, they're all hungover

, Thursday, 30 September 2021 01:34 (two years ago) link

yeah, even the announcers were like "things are a little fuzzy today, haha!" and it's the b-team today for sure

typo hell #6: i really don't much at all (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 September 2021 01:35 (two years ago) link

i'm sure they'll still find a way to pull this off. cardinals devil magic never sleeps

, Thursday, 30 September 2021 01:48 (two years ago) link

keeping it real tonight in the AL WC <3

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 October 2021 03:06 (two years ago) link

right?? i feel like It’s Happening

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 2 October 2021 10:38 (two years ago) link

Sox/Nats was intense

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 2 October 2021 10:38 (two years ago) link

Jays made last night way more interesting than it needed to be aswell.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 2 October 2021 13:29 (two years ago) link

strong work by the rays

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 October 2021 19:54 (two years ago) link

if soto doesn't start burying the sox i'm rescinding my MVP vote

, Saturday, 2 October 2021 20:22 (two years ago) link

tingler out, if you know what i mean

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 October 2021 20:37 (two years ago) link

they're gonna bring in buck

, Saturday, 2 October 2021 20:43 (two years ago) link

athletic article yesterday suggested that no veteran name manager will want to put up with preller’s micromanaging, but i imagine some combination of money + having good young players will do the trick

mookieproof, Saturday, 2 October 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link

biggest AB of soto's career right here

, Saturday, 2 October 2021 23:09 (two years ago) link

sox are killing me here. renfro loses it in the… twilight? why’s he playing center in the 8th inning of a 1-0 game anyway??

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 2 October 2021 23:18 (two years ago) link

That pitch the Boston reliever was so upset about: could have been called a strike, but not an obvious strike by any means.

clemenza, Saturday, 2 October 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link

(xpost) For you and me, but not for Soto, I don't think.

clemenza, Saturday, 2 October 2021 23:22 (two years ago) link

Soto's a bum

, Saturday, 2 October 2021 23:30 (two years ago) link

so the sox and yankees will take the wild cards with wins on sunday; with losses, they'll at least get a game 163

boston won the season series against each of the other three, so should play at home in case of ties

chris sale is slated to pitch for the sox tomorrow in what is not now a must-win game -- but if they lose they could face two straight must-win games instead of one. do you still start him?

also the yankees are facing michael wacha tomorrow, which would seem to bode well for them

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 00:46 (two years ago) link

Always bet against post-rookie Wacha

Even this Mariners game right now is nuts.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 04:39 (two years ago) link

Still a chance for a four-way wild card tie going into the last day of the season

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 3 October 2021 04:54 (two years ago) link

omg if there’s a four-way tie boston and toronto would be at home for game 163 and the yankees would choose which one they wanted to play

CURRENT POSSIBILITIES (YES, THIS ALL COULD HAPPEN)

Four-way tie: Boston, Toronto, New York, Seattle

Three-way tie 1: Boston, Seattle, Toronto

Three-way tie 2: Boston, New York, Seattle

Three-way tie 3: Boston, Toronto, New York

Three-way tie 4: Toronto, New York, Seattle

— Jeff Passan (@JeffPassan) October 3, 2021

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 05:05 (two years ago) link

the yankees would choose which one they wanted to play

That's amazing. Win or lose, at least you wouldn't have to play whichever team you insult again.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 05:09 (two years ago) link

very much want this to happen

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 05:18 (two years ago) link

that is insane

mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Sunday, 3 October 2021 10:52 (two years ago) link

The Jays will need to reach the WC game via tiebreaker anyway so I'm rooting for the most chaotic possible outcomes. Four way tie!

NoTimeBeforeTime, Sunday, 3 October 2021 13:19 (two years ago) link

let's gooooo

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 19:05 (two years ago) link

Wild card races are like “these teams suck by this exact same amount “

ncxkd, Sunday, 3 October 2021 19:31 (two years ago) link

mariners looking hapless.... maybe we'll get another dorktown video out of this at least

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 19:51 (two years ago) link

If you're not watching the Jays broadcast, you might not know this: Vlad has now hit more HR than anyone 22 or younger ever (passed Eddie Matthews).

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 19:59 (two years ago) link

Second most in a season for a blue Jay too.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:00 (two years ago) link

sox went with sale *and* it didn't work

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:22 (two years ago) link

he didn’t have it but i’m kind of shocked he was lifted so early? saving him for tuesday?

starting to think verdugo’s a bit of an idiot

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:24 (two years ago) link

that'll about do it for the NL west

kind of unfortunate that if we even get a SF-LAD series it'll only be five games

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:33 (two years ago) link

the real world series tbrr

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:36 (two years ago) link

well michael wacha certainly did his job

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:43 (two years ago) link

rays offense once again costing team ace michael wacha his well earned win

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 20:51 (two years ago) link

fuck em up nats

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:06 (two years ago) link

5-1 Nationals!

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:06 (two years ago) link

Of the 10,000 dumb ideas MLB ever had, the synchronized last-day finish--which I assume was inspired by the wild finish that one year--has to rank near the top.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link

Amazing. I’ve got the Rays / Yankees on the 2nd monitor now

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link

(Top of the best, that is.)

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link

Lowe up with two on!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:07 (two years ago) link

Of the 10,000 dumb ideas MLB ever had, the synchronized last-day finish--which I assume was inspired by the wild finish that one year--has to rank near the top.

― clemenza, Sunday, October 3, 2021 5:07 PM (one minute ago) bookmarkflaglink

i remember it was well received at the time but right now mlb.tv is melting my laptop

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:09 (two years ago) link

https://i.postimg.cc/LXK0chWx/image.png

is this a relative or a future republican senator

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:13 (two years ago) link

Those 45 Marcus Semien homers would've looked nice on the A's tally :/

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:16 (two years ago) link

(Top of the best, that is.)

i was gonna say!

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:24 (two years ago) link

Cruz and Meadows left a runner at third with one out.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:34 (two years ago) link

carlos correa has been hugging people for the past 20 minutes

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:39 (two years ago) link

I was wondering if randy was going to try stealing home, because it definitely looked like the bats weren’t going to get him there.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:43 (two years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/bPLcK6I.gif

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:46 (two years ago) link

5-3 Nationals, Boston poised for more. I've got a bad feeling.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link

Alex Verdugo all is forgiven!!

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:53 (two years ago) link

5-5. Relying on other teams is the worst.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 21:53 (two years ago) link

love too get the extra-inning ghost runner in a season-deciding situation

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:03 (two years ago) link

Fuck--2nd and 3rd, Yankees, one out.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:06 (two years ago) link

love too get the extra-inning ghost runner in a season-deciding situation

:(

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:09 (two years ago) link

they're not doing that for the playoffs are they?

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link

NYY looks like they're about to buss it down

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:10 (two years ago) link

yankees win, sox are tied... this is the opposite of 2011

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:12 (two years ago) link

well i am disappoint

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:16 (two years ago) link

only two scenarios now right? BOS-NYY in the wildcard or BOS-TOR in a play-in game tomorrow and NYY cools their heels?

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:19 (two years ago) link

yup, barring a wild m's comeback

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:22 (two years ago) link

and no, there's no extra-inning runner on second in the playoffs (although i suppose there would be in a game 163)

mookieproof, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:23 (two years ago) link

0-0 into the 9th. I'm resigned to the worst, but at least Soto will come up.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:25 (two years ago) link

that’s fucked up though. it’s literally the post-season. it’s literally a playoff.

xpost

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:25 (two years ago) link

Nationals error, of course.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:29 (two years ago) link

Fuck

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link

top of the order for the nats

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:44 (two years ago) link

and the job of closing the game goes to… nick pivetta who starts with three straight balls

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:47 (two years ago) link

About all you can do now is hope for a runner + Soto.

The Jays did great to get back in this, and great to sweep the Orioles. They're young, it's baseball, etc. I will think back to two lost chances: heading into the Twins series, where they should have won 3, and heading into that last Yankees series, where--improbable though it would have been--they still could have controlled the outcome 100% by winning their last 6.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:47 (two years ago) link

It's the Twins series that hurt.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:47 (two years ago) link

cannot believe he held onto that this game is cursed

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:48 (two years ago) link

The least exciting wild card outcome has happened

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:53 (two years ago) link

absolutely awful, sorry jays friends

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:54 (two years ago) link

the TV gods chuckle darkly

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:55 (two years ago) link

I'm a Cardinals fan now. I don't think I could root for any one of the five AL teams, even though I like a number of individual players.

clemenza, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:56 (two years ago) link

hmm, well, I would have preferred the opposite outcome of every game but you can’t have everything.

JoeStork, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:56 (two years ago) link

Dodgers won 106 games including their last 7 in a row and still could not catch SF

Michael F Gill, Sunday, 3 October 2021 22:58 (two years ago) link

Ohtani: #43 in pitcher WAR, #20 in batter WAR, #1 in our hearts

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:12 (two years ago) link

I guess white Sox for me in the AL. Or rays. Fuck all the other franchises tho.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:20 (two years ago) link

i'm a red sox fan and that's basically how i feel too tbh

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:52 (two years ago) link

white sox all the way... fun team, not their fault they ended up with tony la duissa

, Sunday, 3 October 2021 23:55 (two years ago) link

I just. I really don’t want to hear the breathless praise of him if they win it all. Like that lump on the bench had anything to do with what a great team they have.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 4 October 2021 00:18 (two years ago) link

Haven't really internalized that the White Sox and the Braves are in the playoffs, somehow I haven't really thought about either of those teams all season.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 4 October 2021 00:33 (two years ago) link

One absolutely bonkers thing I noticed today - this season could very well end with no hitters over 7 fWAR. Going all the way back to 1884 when the NL expanded beyond 112 games, I can only find 2 seasons where that happened, 1900 and 1918. Didn't even happen in the strike seasons. Most seasons it doesn't come remotely close to happening.

― ✖, Wednesday, September 29, 2021 2:42 PM (five days ago) bookmarkflaglink

no one even made it to 6.9. honestly wild. even if trout/acuna/tatis had all been healthy enough to make it to 7, that still would've been a really light year. in 1999 no one had more than 8, which is rare in itself, but 6 players had 7+.

, Monday, 4 October 2021 05:08 (two years ago) link

correa led position players with 7.2 bWAR. by my quick research the last times no hitter had at least 8 was 1981, 1971, and 1940, and 7.2 is the lowest leader I can see since george sisler led with 6.6 in 1918

mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Monday, 4 October 2021 09:02 (two years ago) link

sorry Blue Jays fans, i was rooting for them to make it in. such a fun team

don't really care about either of the wild card games, four teams that i dislike (to varying degrees)

White Sox all the way, no one really thinks La Russa is doing anything that matters

na (NA), Monday, 4 October 2021 13:36 (two years ago) link

speaking of stats/records like this: the triple

Pour one out for … the triple? For the first time in the history of baseball (not counting last season’s 60-game mess), nobody reached double digits in baseball’s most exciting play. No one got all that close, either; the year ended with David Peralta, Bryan Reynolds and Shohei Ohtani all tied with eight. We came awfully close to the same happening in 2019, when four batters tied for the MLB lead with ten, but it’s been only 14 years since each league had a hitter with 20-plus in Jimmy Rollins and Curtis Granderson.

typo hell #10: i didn't think any of them really off badly (Karl Malone), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

(i love that a pitcher is tied for MLB league in triples, though)

typo hell #10: i didn't think any of them really off badly (Karl Malone), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link

he hit three in the last week

mens rea activist (k3vin k.), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

nice, 37.5% of his mlb-tying season lead in triples in the last week! kinda bonkers

typo hell #10: i didn't think any of them really off badly (Karl Malone), Monday, 4 October 2021 18:43 (two years ago) link

need some, uh, help with my stream with playoffs being blacked out on mlb.tv and r/mlbstreams being down

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 19:39 (two years ago) link

sport surge dot net

silverfish, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 20:20 (two years ago) link

Yup. All you need.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:23 (two years ago) link

thanking u'all

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 21:34 (two years ago) link

for a while i was using dudestream dot net but their videos haven't been playing lately. every time i had to go to a game that was blacked out i would think to myself.... "time to enter the dude stream 😎" and then i would hack my way into the dude stream

, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:52 (two years ago) link

life is different in the dude stream

, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:53 (two years ago) link

did they have chat in dude stream?

seeing the chat on the side of sport surge or whatever is unbelievable. it's like, this is humanity. holy shit, it's terrible

typo hell #10: i didn't think any of them really off badly (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:53 (two years ago) link

everybody's like 'WHY DON'T THEY FUCKING BENCH BADER? HE CAN'T FUCKEN HIT FOR HSIT"

typo hell #10: i didn't think any of them really off badly (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:53 (two years ago) link

this is the dude stream

https://jegged.com/img/Games/Final-Fantasy-VII/Walkthrough/FFVII-01163-Mideel-Lifestream-Cinematic-Tifa-Cloud.png

of course it has a chat! you can't watch sports without racial slurs

, Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:55 (two years ago) link

it's true, it creates the ballpark experience of the incredibly drunk racist old white guy, all around you, in 4 or 6 different formations within 5 rows of you in every seat in the ballpark. and you have to figure out whether you need to confront them all and whether or not it's worth dying for tonight

typo hell #10: i didn't think any of them really off badly (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 5 October 2021 23:59 (two years ago) link

M1keHawk69: ready for the salt mine

Tue Oct 5, 7:07:09pm

gir4ff3: tonight i am a red sox fan

Tue Oct 5, 7:07:09pm

scoopydu: I surrender myself to the random outcome 1-game gods

Tue Oct 5, 7:07:09pm

baseballfan17: @TrashtrosCheated just seeing who gets their asses kicked by the rays

Tue Oct 5, 7:07:10pm

NHL: LOL

Tue Oct 5, 7:07:10pm

ATLallthings: Yankees winning 7-5 IMO

Tue Oct 5, 7:07:10pm

bdodger1: @Mackie5Million but our boy kike is

Tue Oct 5, 7:07:11pm

ChoiBois: SCOOPS AND WYATT COWARDS

Tue Oct 5, 7:07:11pm

Mr6ixSide: LFG DODGERS

Tue Oct 5, 7:07:11pm

EastDelmar: the only sox making the world series arent playing tonight

Mackie5Million: @gir4ff3 yeah honestly where are the boys?

typo hell #10: i didn't think any of them really off badly (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 00:07 (two years ago) link

EXCITABLE VASGERSIAN

Andy K, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 00:15 (two years ago) link

WRONG THREAD

Andy K, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 00:16 (two years ago) link

I almost hope Gallo singles before BOS gets out of the inning.

Profiles in Liquid Courage (WmC), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 00:17 (two years ago) link

The Jays and the Rays would both be way more exciting AL pennant winners than what we're looking at and I wish they respectively had been in / had stayed in the playoffs.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 13 October 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ILB needs a big all-time poll of favourite players.

clemenza, Thursday, 4 November 2021 22:00 (two years ago) link

It’s Kyle Farnsworth and it’s not even close.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 4 November 2021 22:34 (two years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uplOrx-nVIo

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 4 November 2021 22:58 (two years ago) link

Willie McGee would win with two votes

just staying (Karl Malone), Thursday, 4 November 2021 23:06 (two years ago) link

Orel and benito santiago

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Friday, 5 November 2021 01:00 (two years ago) link

How many people have played Major League Baseball? Are we seriously going to have to poll all 127 people to ever play?! (Or whatever the number is)

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 5 November 2021 02:26 (two years ago) link

I believe the number is something pleasingly round. Like 10,000 or so?

Edit:

[MLB Statistics] 18,918 players have played Major League Baseball. Mike Trout, who is 25 years old, has been worth more WAR than 18,589 of them, or 98.2%.

just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 5 November 2021 02:37 (two years ago) link

Mike Trout is 30! Point stands though

Tracer Hand, Friday, 5 November 2021 09:44 (two years ago) link

Oh shit, once again the little section that google highlights is way out of date!

As of today, the number is 19,969, at least according to https://www.baseball-almanac.com/players/ballplayer.shtml

just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 5 November 2021 14:42 (two years ago) link

Might have been a good poll to have in 2011--the World Series thread had 1,081 posts (240 this year).

clemenza, Friday, 5 November 2021 14:46 (two years ago) link

this world series sucked though

just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 5 November 2021 15:13 (two years ago) link

whereas in 2011 america's team was playing, as well as the cardinals

just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 5 November 2021 15:14 (two years ago) link

That baseball-almanac figure is also old as the 20,000th player debuted this year

, Friday, 5 November 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

i should know better than to try to google than on my phone, hahaha.

i suppose the "real" answer depends on other factors too:

https://www.ocregister.com/2021/05/26/hoornstra-finding-mlbs-real-20000th-player-with-apologies-to-jose-godoy/

just staying (Karl Malone), Friday, 5 November 2021 17:52 (two years ago) link

Reminiscent of the league trying to figure out who scored their millionth run in 1975.

clemenza, Friday, 5 November 2021 18:32 (two years ago) link

b-ref is up to 22,563 with the addition of negro league players

mookieproof, Friday, 5 November 2021 22:11 (two years ago) link

two years pass...

wander franco is the next vladimir guerrero jr. he can't miss

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 6 January 2024 01:10 (three months ago) link

Honestly just the most horrible updates on that case everyday. Just despicable

H.P, Saturday, 6 January 2024 02:43 (three months ago) link


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