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probably done but I'm aghast that her second album seemed to flop (i heard it didnt even get a proper release in the States or is that nonsense?) and now she's in a Virgin advert and presenting on MTV in the UK - what the fuck is up with that i wonder?

so did you all think she was a one trick pony or is there still some promise in this sassy and still bloody young hip-pop foxlet?

rmember, The Neptunes might not have got such a big profile without her (tho that probably works more the other way round)

blueski, Friday, 23 August 2002 19:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

She was what kept me from investigating the Neptunes for a long while, frankly -- everything I had heard from her on the first album was terribly offputting.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 August 2002 19:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Still Young & Fresh & New.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 23 August 2002 19:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

i still say 'Caught Out there' is one of the Neptunes best bits of work...

blueski, Friday, 23 August 2002 19:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

At least the first half of Kaleidoscope is very good, showcasing some Neptunes tricks that they curiously never followed up upon. "Get Along Without You", "Mafia", and "Mars" in particular almost still sound fresh amidst the cliched 3 or 4 styles they've been so hinged upon recently.

Wanderland is supposedly up for a revamped US proper release, which it probably needs. Also "Young Fresh & New" was neat but probably a bit too weird for the single.

Honda, Friday, 23 August 2002 20:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I saw that Virgin ad and was dead chuffed that I had the same phone as Kelis, but I'm distraught to realise that this and bloody VJing is her future direction. "Kaleidoscope" is a cast-in-marble r'n'b classic, and pisses all over everything the Neptunes have done since, and pretty much anything anyone else has done since for that matter.

"Wanderland" is probably better than many people think, simply because it was released apologetically without promotion with a can't-be-bothered cover, but the Nepts were definitely spreading themselves a bit thin by this point.

Kelis will be alright, though, if she can lift Maas above the masses then she'll have the pick of the superproducers queuing for her first "free" album.

Mike Ratford, Friday, 23 August 2002 20:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Boy, I really, really am surprised at the worship Kaleidoscope gets -- it's very strange to me. Trust me, I'm glad you're happy and all! But maybe with "Mars" as an exception -- and again, maybe -- I really don't hear it.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 23 August 2002 20:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

'Kaleidoscope' was the first time most of us had heard The neptunes on more of a pop or indeed feminine tip. 'caught out there' was really their first work that made me go 'what the hell? who's made this?' the more masculine hip hop they'd knocked up til that point (mYstikal. jay-z, busta etc.) was interesting in parts but hadnt had the same impact probably bogged down cos of the usual machismo dullness in the lyrics, whereas a bit of man hatin' from the laydeez always seems to stand out more (hell hath no fury etc.) - but also 'caught out there' had a bit more to it unlike their previous hip hop productions which were much more minimal and more driven by bass and beats

blueski, Friday, 23 August 2002 20:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

The cover of Wanderland is spectacular.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 23 August 2002 22:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think Kaleidoscope is one of the best albums of the last five years, and Get Along With You one of the best singles. Besides the brilliant production (the Neptunes best work, possibly), she is a terrific singer too. She might be the sexiest pop star of the last decade too, which does no harm.

Having said that, it's perfectly possible that she might never make another very good record, but I hope she does.

Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 24 August 2002 09:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

women who sing about hating their ex-boyfriends = shite

DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 24 August 2002 10:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

whereas singing about hating your CURRENT boyfriend/girlfriend being a bitch/bastard are of course perfectly acceptable

blueski, Saturday, 24 August 2002 13:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

no, that also is unacceptable.

DV (dirtyvicar), Saturday, 24 August 2002 16:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

"amidst the cliched 3 or 4 styles they've been so hinged upon recently."

this argument no longer washes in today's post -"grindin" world. paradoxical though that is, since it sounds just like a dub duke bootee production

sorry 4 tha hijack

bob zemko, Saturday, 24 August 2002 16:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

If you don't like Kelis, listen for the Crackout (or Capdown, I forget, they're the same band aren't they?) cover of "Caught Out There". And be thankful the original wasn't that arse-grindingly poor.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Saturday, 24 August 2002 17:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

the way i see it, if you dont like Kelis or at least a few of her tracks (as i do) then you dont like that kind of music full stop. i'm not convinced there's a better female export of....gawd, whatever this music could actually be called now (i refuse to deem it as r'n'b but its progressed too far from swingbeat as well). i dont see what Tweet's got that Kelis didnt for example - tho i tink Tweet's stuff is okay - if TOO influenced by Missy

blueski, Saturday, 24 August 2002 20:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think tweet got all the tracks tim intended for alliyah

chaki (chaki), Saturday, 24 August 2002 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

you dont like that kind of music full stop

A bit unfair, I think. Some would say that to not like Coltrane is to not like jazz, say, but Mark S clearly loves his jazz and is no Coltrane fan (unless I've completely missed something). Mistaking one person/album/song for the sole keys to the kingdom doesn't seem appropriate.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 24 August 2002 21:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

maybe he's logically wrong, ned, but I still like his point. it seems as if usually we expect a bit more from a person who claims to find nothing at all to like about a record most people take to be exemplary or representative etc. of a genre, but who claims to like the genre. it's kind of idiosyncratic. it's not as if mark gets off free for his coltrane thing - he's met with constant confusion and disbelief, in part because he's so extreme about it. so people expect him to say something about it to help them make sense of it.

I'm never really sure what all you listen to, but in your case it seems weirder to say this and still say you like r+b (if you would say that). at least I have some idea that mark will go for a lot of jazz or free jazz. with you, it just seems like isolated records.

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 24 August 2002 23:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

and I don't really intend to turn this into a figure-out-ned's-willful-idiosyncracies thing. I want to focus on what this kind of reaction to a representative record might be taken for from some less willfully idiosyncratic person, and how it sits with what we think of as liking a genre as opposed to isolated records.

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 24 August 2002 23:21 (twenty-one years ago) link

what we're talking about seems to particularly involve liking a 'foreign' genre. if we were talking about someone who liked some rock records and not say raw power I don't think we would find it at all unusual for them to claim that they still liked rock. why is that?

Josh (Josh), Saturday, 24 August 2002 23:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Maybe Ned reacts to the untrained-ness of Kelis's performances - I remember when "Caught Out There" came out Tom said it was exactly that which he preferred in Kelis over Destiny's Child (if I recall I was arguing that "Bug A Boo" was the song's equal), but I'm pretty sure Ned's favourite R&B diva is Aaliyah, who is ultra-trained and pure-sounding (if on the restrained rather than melismatic side).

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Sunday, 25 August 2002 00:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Good points all. Tim is right vis-a-vis Aaliyah (and I am definitely NOT a fan of melisma in many instances, it depresses the hell out of me in ways that eight hours of the Swans never could) and could well be right about the untrainedness...hm, it will require a relisten or two, it's been a little bit! ;-) I've actually loaded up a couple of tracks from Kaleidoscope on my iPod for my NZ trip. Untrainedness, perhaps, strident might also be another word -- but to steer clear of DV's criticism (hey, you know me and lyrics), it's not subject matter so much as how it's delivered. But turning that around, I'm definitely not demanding that all the singers I like be like Aaliyah or anything, that would be boring and more to the point an inaccurate description of my own reactions to singing styles. But some people do just grate, or don't seem particularly well-suited to what's being created, and that was my sense with Kelis (if you want a not-entirely-useful comparison, Eve isn't a favorite of mine either, but she bores me where Kelis bugs me).

I wouldn't call it specifically willful, Josh -- my own reaction to it was that when it came out, and that the past couple of years have seen it elevated to where it is doesn't so much mean I'm trying to be contrarian so much as my own reactions to it just stand out all the more. I don't know whether that helps any or not. To address the larger question...*thinks*...I think it just means that people's tastes are more complicated and less prone to rigorous 'if x then y' conclusions that might be thought. Admittedly that's the type of thing I would say, but it doesn't really strike me as odd.

I'm never really sure what all you listen to

Shouldn't that be everyone's goal? Why confirm expectations? :-)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 25 August 2002 02:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

dilettante trash a blast from the past

Josh (Josh), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 04:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wow was I ever weak on that thread.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Wednesday, 28 August 2002 05:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

five months pass...
"Mars" is a rilly wonderful song.

naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 10 February 2003 00:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

some days of the week that first kelis album is my favorite record of the 2000s so far (yes, i know it came out in dec 99 you fucking pedants)

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 10 February 2003 01:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

da fact dat u kno dat means u ain't allowed 2 say non-bracketed part o post, silly.

naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 10 February 2003 01:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

you hating neptunes = you hating fun!!

HAHA I WAS ONLY JOKING NED PLEASE SPARE MEEEE

zemko (bob), Monday, 10 February 2003 01:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

but ther so much fun

naked as sin (naked as sin), Monday, 10 February 2003 01:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

my posts seem really dumb months later :(

oh wait, they were at the time as well...

stevem (blueski), Monday, 10 February 2003 01:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

HAHA I WAS ONLY JOKING NED PLEASE SPARE MEEEE

Death to the unbeliever.

my posts seem really dumb months later :(

Eh? Why do you say that?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 10 February 2003 01:45 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah, mars! i love mafia too.

minna (minna), Monday, 10 February 2003 01:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

six months pass...
Mafia, Mars, Ghetto Children = YES.

Andrew (enneff), Monday, 1 September 2003 00:34 (twenty years ago) link

i must say, one year later Kelis is looking much better off after a string of very good guest spots with Timo Maas, P Diddy/D Emerson and especially Richard X. 'Milkshake' is HAWT.

stevem (blueski), Monday, 1 September 2003 00:42 (twenty years ago) link

'Popular Thug' (the original) has me right where it wants me and 'Finest Dreams' should be all up on MTV America, with Richard doing some stuff on the next record. Kaleidoscope roxors. Kelis classique. Go, Kelis, go, Kelis, go.

Barima (Barima), Monday, 1 September 2003 07:33 (twenty years ago) link

When Wanderland came out and everyone was all "ahh, er, nnnng" about it I lost interest for a bit and I got it for £2 in Music Zone a few weeks ago and GRAAAH it is perfect, how did I get by without for so long? Popular Thug/Finest Dreams/Milkshake have effortlessly sent her flying atop the Gloriousest Popstar Of The Now pile all over again.

Is Milkshake actual new single, or just floaty-around-newness? Is there imminent third album? Want want want want WANT.

Alex in Doncaster (Alex in Doncaster), Monday, 1 September 2003 07:40 (twenty years ago) link

Nah dud. What was eventually great about her debut album was due to Neptunes doing a good job.

Geir Hongro (GeirHong), Monday, 1 September 2003 08:01 (twenty years ago) link

she is fantastic and wanderland is a much better record than people think. i actually think it's the best thing she's done. did i hear geir saying the neptunes did a good job? am i imagining this?

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Monday, 1 September 2003 08:23 (twenty years ago) link

Classic.
I started enjoying r'n'b with "Caught out there", which sounded amazing to me, before I thought the entire genre was crap and then I checked out Neptunes and Timbaland stuff.
I saw her live, performing her songs and covers like "Smells like teen spirit", she really rocked.
I like most of the things she did, especially collaborations with Guru and Richard X, Timo Maas.
I hope the new LP will sold more than the underrated "wanderland".

Sami (Sami), Monday, 1 September 2003 08:59 (twenty years ago) link

Kelis is back :) Both 'Kaleidoscope' and 'Wanderland' are patchy, but she's an amazing pop star and one day she will make a masterpiece.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 1 September 2003 13:25 (twenty years ago) link

"Milkshake" is super good. Does anyone know the producer line-up for her new one? Is it all Neps or is Richard X on board too?

Nick H, Monday, 1 September 2003 13:50 (twenty years ago) link

nick, see: http://www.rollingstone.com/news/newsarticle.asp?nid=18295

(producers allegedly include timbaland, diddy, dame grease, r saadiq and dallas austin)(no i don't know who all of those people are either)

mitch lastnamewithheld (mitchlnw), Monday, 1 September 2003 14:02 (twenty years ago) link

I think people would like Wanderland more if it wasn't released in the midst of lots of other Neptunes stuff. They were using a lot of similar tricks (swoony soul, minimal synth-rave etc.) elsewhere, such that while Wanderland is as good as anything else they were doing it didn't sound as out-of-nowhere as Kaleidoscope (and indeed Kaleidoscope still sounds out-of-nowhere due to its sugary maximalist production).

I think "Popular Thug" (original) is her finest moment though.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 01:05 (twenty years ago) link

dame grease is a gothy dmx/ruff ryders beatmaker, r saadiq was in tony toni tone and does nu soul stuff now, dallas austin is an rnb dude who did pink and tlc and monica stuff

trife (simon_tr), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 01:31 (twenty years ago) link

I initially thought Dame Grease was a woman, adopting a Judi Dench-style name.

Nick H, Tuesday, 2 September 2003 11:21 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...
Ooh, new Kelis album out in July, name escapes me at the moment.

I heard new single 'Bossy' yesterday which hasn't stuck in my head, but I need to give it a few more plays.

My girlfriend showed me a feature of her in Elle magazine and she appeared to be sporting a Supremes-like straight bob haircut too.

Chewshabadoo (Chewshabadoo), Monday, 5 June 2006 11:00 (seventeen years ago) link

name of album will be kelis was here

'bossy' is initially underwhelming - it's VERY minimal, though when i listened back to tasty at the weekend i realised that she was playing with sparse plinky-plonky 808 sounds on quite a few of the album tracks there. i think it's good, and it makes me very intrigued to hear what she'll be up to on the album, but it's an odd choice of single. i heard it last year and thought it was just an unreleased demo like 'running mate' - i didn't think it had the oomph to be a lead single!

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 5 June 2006 11:14 (seventeen years ago) link

she's on posters all over london right now for her live date. she looks v muscly in them.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 5 June 2006 11:15 (seventeen years ago) link

also wtf am i on about upthread, both kaleidoscope and wanderland are start-to-finish gold.

The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 5 June 2006 11:20 (seventeen years ago) link

once the bassline & the extra prince of persia plinking come in it aint that minimal after all - it does have like nothing under her on the chorus tho. i was really looking forward to hearing too $hort submit to kelis but he just wont ever! instead he bosses her around to tell other dudes shes bossy, like hes the kingpin responsible for her bossiness! whatever too short!

karri miback (cruisy), Monday, 5 June 2006 11:27 (seventeen years ago) link

"Bossy" is awesome.

deej.. (deej..), Monday, 5 June 2006 14:20 (seventeen years ago) link

agreed

I knew short dog wasn't goin out like that though, dream on

tremendoid (tremendoid), Monday, 5 June 2006 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

this song is garbage

and what (ooo), Monday, 5 June 2006 15:51 (seventeen years ago) link

'Help Me', the Timo Maas track, is super dope.

Hal! Jordan! HAL! JORDAN! (Barima), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 07:07 (seventeen years ago) link

HOW SURPRISING THAT ETHAN DOESN'T LIKE THIS SONG

Dan (Although This Time I Agree With Him, Heh) Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 6 June 2006 18:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i played this out the other day and it sounds a lot better on a big system, the bassline really comes into its own. it reminds me slightly of 'erotic discourse' of all things!

The Lex (The Lex), Wednesday, 7 June 2006 07:50 (seventeen years ago) link

one month passes...
I'M BOSSY!

has this grown on anyone else as much as it has me? really badly want to hear the new album...

Jimmy_tango (Jimmy_tango), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:00 (seventeen years ago) link

whenever the woman puts on lipgloss i sing 'I'M GLOSSY'

she hates it

Mike Hooter (jaxon), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:14 (seventeen years ago) link

You should extend that to dental floss.

paulhw (paulhw), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:27 (seventeen years ago) link

i was really looking forward to hearing too $hort submit to kelis but he just wont ever! instead he bosses her around to tell other dudes shes bossy, like hes the kingpin responsible for her bossiness! whatever too short!

i hear this the opposite -- he's too smart to tangle with her, so the best he can do is be her hype man.

great song. sexy video.

gypsy mothra (gypsy mothra), Friday, 28 July 2006 23:31 (seventeen years ago) link

i have been listening to this nigh on constantly since i stole it last night. i like how minimal and unhurried it is, it makes it seem opulent and lazy which fits lyrically. i love how much fun a track can be just with some 808 beats and a bit of good synth work. i haven't liked a pop song this much in a very long time...

Andrew Harrison (andrewtothemax), Thursday, 3 August 2006 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I HATE YOU SO MUCH RIGHT NOW!

AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!

less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 3 August 2006 03:39 (seventeen years ago) link

"Bossy" = WORST. SONG. EVAR.

Just needed to be said.

It's Rodney, assume the position! (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 3 August 2006 04:22 (seventeen years ago) link

WRONG

jaxon (jaxon), Thursday, 3 August 2006 05:23 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.fillerx.com/files/1154437943-keliswashere.jpg

Has anyone heard this? It sucks she's not working with the Neptunes anymore...

The Brainwasher (Twilight), Thursday, 3 August 2006 06:52 (seventeen years ago) link

this cover sucks.

Grand (grand), Thursday, 3 August 2006 08:50 (seventeen years ago) link

A lot of it is produced by WILL.I.AM :( :( :(

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 3 August 2006 08:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i don't think 'bossy' is that bad, and it's definitely a grower, but i worry for the album if this is considered lead single material.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 3 August 2006 08:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Like U is nice, lots of big opera samples...

And I think Bossy has a lot in common with Milkshake, with that stupid ringtone friendly repetitious melody. To be honest I'm glad the Neptune's aren't producing the album, maybe its because the Wanderland album bombed considering how big the singles where.. what I've heard sounds better for the lack of there trademark beat shuffle which was *Everywhere* when Wanderland came out..

jk_ (jk@gabba), Thursday, 3 August 2006 09:07 (seventeen years ago) link

That's an awful cover.

Not heard "Bossy" at all, but still enjoy "Milkshake" and "Trick Me" on occaision.

steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Thursday, 3 August 2006 09:13 (seventeen years ago) link

i like the cover! it's better than the tasty one.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 3 August 2006 09:14 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually, I think I dislike the name more than the cover necessarily. And yes, Tasty was another terrible cover.

steal compass, drive north, disappear (tissp), Thursday, 3 August 2006 09:16 (seventeen years ago) link

it wasn't terrible, just boring and identikit. she was still pretty on it. i really like the kelis was here title, though if the album is disappointing the past tense will be unfortunate.

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 3 August 2006 09:20 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone seems to be into this 30s chic.

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 3 August 2006 09:27 (seventeen years ago) link

The promo shots for the album have her in a bunch of sub-Agent Provocateur poses. HOT.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 3 August 2006 09:40 (seventeen years ago) link

A lot of it is produced by WILL.I.AM :( :( :(
-- Konal Doddz (stevem7...), August 3rd, 2006.

He's actually done some pretty good production work lately.

I still like bossy. Thats Shondrae, right?

deej.. (deej..), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:17 (seventeen years ago) link

Rodney is almost OTM; it's not the worst song ever but WOW do I never, ever, ever want to hear it again.

Jesus Dan (Dan Perry), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm pretty sure you can already hear "Bossy" by pressing the red button on any Casio keyboard...

less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:47 (seventeen years ago) link

the braxe/falke bossy remix (well, one of them) of bossy is TOTALLY BOSS. kicks the original's ass.

s1ocki (slutsky), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

HEL-lo...

Konal Doddz (blueski), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:58 (seventeen years ago) link

braxe/falke rmx!!!!

The Lex (The Lex), Thursday, 3 August 2006 14:59 (seventeen years ago) link

s1ocki very otm. the only thing i'm really crazy about the original is the sopranos quote. and as long as superfine kelis is on her album covers ain't none of them going to be 'awful'.

j blount (papa la bas), Thursday, 3 August 2006 15:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Yeah, but that cover does work awful hard to separate the words "Kelis" and "superfine" from one another.

Adam Beales (Pye Poudre), Thursday, 3 August 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Rodney is almost OTM; it's not the worst song ever but WOW do I never, ever, ever want to hear it again.

Rhetoric, dude.

It's Rodney, assume the position! (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 3 August 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I like the SebastiAn remix much better than the Braxe/Falke remix. And so should you.

less-than three's Christiane F. (drowned in milk), Thursday, 3 August 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

switch remix, people! k-wtf factor, esp the end!

etc (esskay), Thursday, 3 August 2006 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Just for the record, it's not an 808. I'm sick of people calling any minimal electro kit an 808!

Also, this song is awful. Kelis has so little charisma, it makes me uncomfortable just to listen to it.

Andrew (enneff), Thursday, 3 August 2006 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

She says 808 in the song. And she has plenty of charisma (see: almost anything else she's done), which doesn't change the fact that the song is an atrocity.

It's Rodney, assume the position! (R. J. Greene), Thursday, 3 August 2006 22:09 (seventeen years ago) link

Is there really any argument about Kelis having charisma?

And (way x-post)she has already produced a slice of genius and it was called Milkshake. I'm amazed that The Lex didn't/hasn't realised this.

And as Rodney says, this doesn't stop the new single being meh at best

Guilty Boksen (Bro_Danielson), Thursday, 3 August 2006 22:31 (seventeen years ago) link

there's actually TWO different braxe/falke mixes on that 12" (along with the sebastian and switch ones). all pretty good!

HPSTRKRFT (haitch), Thursday, 3 August 2006 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

"Bossy" = WORST. SONG. EVAR.
Just needed to be said.

not while Milkshake exists. what happened to kelis?

jed_ (jed), Thursday, 3 August 2006 23:40 (seventeen years ago) link

I can't wait for Weird Al's "I'm Gassy".

Marmot 4-Tay: The root cause of dragon hatred among power metal bands. (marmotwo, Thursday, 3 August 2006 23:48 (seventeen years ago) link

And (way x-post)she has already produced a slice of genius and it was called Milkshake. I'm amazed that The Lex didn't/hasn't realised this.

eh? i know! where did i say otherwise?

The Lex (The Lex), Friday, 4 August 2006 07:13 (seventeen years ago) link

"Kelis is back :) Both 'Kaleidoscope' and 'Wanderland' are patchy, but she's an amazing pop star and one day she will make a masterpiece.
-- The Lex (alex_macpherso...) (webmail), September 1st, 2003 2:25 PM. (The Lex) (link)"

This post seemed to imply that you didn't think Milkshake was her masterpiece, bearing in mind that Milkshake was already released at this stage.

Guilty Boksen (Bro_Danielson), Friday, 4 August 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

He was referring to albums obviously. In terms of song-masterpieces, there's half a dozen songs on Kaleidoscope alone that are miles beyond "Milkshake", and at least several on Wanderland to boot.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Friday, 4 August 2006 21:46 (seventeen years ago) link

i completely disown that statement, neither kaleidoscope nor wanderland are remotely patchy, I have no idea where my ears were at back then at all.

The Lex (The Lex), Saturday, 5 August 2006 07:37 (seventeen years ago) link

Kaleidoscope is patchy.

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 5 August 2006 09:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Compared to what modern R&B album? I at least like all of the tracks on there, and "Good Stuff", "Caught Out There", "Get Along With You", "Mafia", "Suspended", "No Turning Back" and "Roller Rink" are all excellent. 7 excellent tracks on an R&B album is about as much as one can hope for.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 5 August 2006 10:56 (seventeen years ago) link

"No Turning Back" was always my jam, but if it had come out even 12 months later it would probably have seemed like another generic Neptunes production - listening to this again makes me feel intensely nostalgic for when I only knew The Neptunes for this album, "Got Your Money" and "Superthug". I actually remember the day I bought Kaleidoscope, I was so excited.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 5 August 2006 11:04 (seventeen years ago) link

I think the highpoints just make the surrounding material sound half-assed? That might be more like it.

Anyway, I dunno, I just found it an incredibly uneven listen... I actually sold it and I LOVE Kelis really! But this probably says more about my fussiness in general than the actual record in the end.

I do want to smack Pharrell quite early on in Kaleidoscope though - TOO. MANY. SHOUTOUTS. X(

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 5 August 2006 11:16 (seventeen years ago) link

It's true, Pharell was modelling himself on Jermaine Dupri on this album I think.

I'm forgiving of the weaker tracks: even half-arsed material like "Ghetto Children" is kinda goofy and silly and fun. And the run from "Good Stuff" to "Mafia" is the strongest four song succession on an R&B album that I can think of offhand.

Just listened to "Caught Out There" again, I'd forgotten the spoken-word intro. "....WHO'VE BEEN LIED TO BY THEIR MEN! AND I KNOW Y'ALL BEEN LIED TO! OVER & OVER AGAIN!"

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 5 August 2006 11:21 (seventeen years ago) link

And the "Dear Diary" bit in "Get Along With You"!

The Neptunes were never this pretty again, sadly.

Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Saturday, 5 August 2006 11:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I probably sold this hastily to be fair. I could possibly be more forgiving now...

Still think the beat is MASSIVELY too high & hard in the mix on "Get Along With You" (another reason for smacking! and I don't like that fake i.d. mix either..) which REALLY pisses me because that track seriously 'got' me unexpected one night when I was in a post break-up state of mind.

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 5 August 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Hope this new album is good...

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 5 August 2006 11:55 (seventeen years ago) link

"Bossy" isn't exceptional and not even as good as any of the "Tasty" singles OR that amazing Björk remix(!) but it's still... fairly good.

fandango (fandango), Saturday, 5 August 2006 12:17 (seventeen years ago) link

[i]Just for the record, it's not an 808. I'm sick of people calling any minimal electro kit an 808!

Also, this song is awful. Kelis has so little charisma, it makes me uncomfortable just to listen to it.[i/]

sounds like an 808 kick but the maracas are definately not 808. clap could have been originally. i was just lazy and got tricked by the lyrics. sadly the songs appeal has started to wear out but i got a couple of good weeks out of it. maybe there will be another good song on the album.

ps. i have noticed since last posting how much i love how she says: "i switched up the beat of the drum" she sounds like an ignorant, petulant 8 year old girl. great.

Andrew Harrison (andrewtothemax), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 11:52 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, so no bbcode right?
can i use html?

Andrew Harrison (andrewtothemax), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

lets find out...

Andrew Harrison (andrewtothemax), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

guess not!

Andrew Harrison (andrewtothemax), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 11:53 (seventeen years ago) link

this is crazy!!! so i can only use some html tags? how do i know which ones??

Andrew Harrison (andrewtothemax), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 11:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Whoever said Bossy is fun for about 5 seconds was OTM after all.

rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them dogies rollin', rawhide! thread (fandango), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 12:08 (seventeen years ago) link

i can't be bothered, but i'm guessing if i scrolled up i'd find that that person was you?

i just downloaded the switch and the falke and braxe remixes and they are all teh suxxor.

Andrew Harrison (andrewtothemax), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 12:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks, but no I was just being flippant.

I was thinking of Rodney's comment probably.

rollin', rollin', rollin', keep them dogies rollin', rawhide! thread (fandango), Wednesday, 16 August 2006 12:54 (seventeen years ago) link

six months pass...
nobody cares about "blindfold me"? this must take her off at least one dud list

Will M., Monday, 26 February 2007 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

'blindfold me' is fantastic, probably my favourite song on the album. polow da don does lil' jon! kelis totally gets into the spirit of this whole crunk thing.

lex pretend, Monday, 26 February 2007 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

I'm quite liking the new "Little Star" single. "Blindfold Me" is alright. The video is superhot. (Yes, I'm a kinky mf like that.)

The Reverend, Monday, 26 February 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago) link

I love KWH! It made my Top 10 albums list for the year. So much goodness.

If Timi Yuro would be still alive, most other singers could shut up, Tuesday, 27 February 2007 00:31 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

i'm on the tennis court this morning and what pops into my head but BOSSY! so random, playing tennis with that video in mind.

Surmounter, Thursday, 14 August 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I always thought it was cruel of her to dye her poodle green in that video. At least you weren't playing tennis with "Blindfold Me" video in mind. That would've been weird.

danzig, Thursday, 14 August 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

Know what's a great song? Help Me, the track she did with Timo Maas some years back.

chap, Thursday, 19 March 2009 19:31 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

"Milskahe" bridge = best bridge EVAH
Kills me every time.

Turangalila, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 03:42 (fourteen years ago) link

"Help Me" is classic and more people should know about it. Sadly, this chick's career is kinda dead. I've been a fan (moreso of her persona) since day one and hoped that one day she would make a real masterpiece of an album front to back, but I don't see it happening. Wanderland was the closest she came, imo. I hope the future proves me rong.

Spinspin Sugah, Tuesday, 11 August 2009 04:24 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

kaleidoscope is so freakin good

just sayin, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 22:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Is Kelis still single? Kelis, call me!

bamcquern, Wednesday, 9 September 2009 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link

two months pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm4q9NCBVkY

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link

holy donna summer! digging it.

jabba hands, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Is this an actual Kelis single or some kind of collab-o? The production reminds me of Stephan Bodzin circa 2006/2007.

It's good.

I wonder whether if she (or whoever) came up with the lyrics to the chorus ("Before you my whole life was a cappella...") before or after hearing the breakdown.

Tim F, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 04:55 (fourteen years ago) link

No clue, but it's good to have her back. I quite like this. While Kelis Was Here never grew on me the way I wanted it to, Kaleidoscope and Wanderland are 00s classics.

I remember Patrick Wolf tweeting something a couple of months back about getting to write/produce a track or two with Kelis for her new album. Curious to see what came of that.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 05:00 (fourteen years ago) link

this was produced by david guetta. i'm not 100% on it.

lex pretend, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 09:49 (fourteen years ago) link

wkiw david guetta

jabba hands, Tuesday, 24 November 2009 10:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I read that it was a Guetta track, and it sounds like him, although I like it a GREAT deal more than most of the stuff he's put out this year. I'm not sure if that's because he's reigned himself in from the tackier side of things, of if it's due to what Kelis brings to the table. Probably both.

wrapped up, packed up, ribbon with a donk on it (Alex in Montreal), Tuesday, 24 November 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Kelis meets PETA.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 15 January 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

hahahaha

(avoid the comments, obv)

Jay Leno's Pony Vivisection Hour (HI DERE), Friday, 15 January 2010 16:52 (fourteen years ago) link

(avoid the comments, obv) is good advice for 98% of blogs.

Dorian (Dorianlynskey), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Underpaid minorities picking your vegetables, now that's fine for you right? Please, fight for their rights. How about the poverty in the communities of brown people around the world.

Kind of misses that fact that you can campaign for human rights *and* animal rights without any contradiction?

We should have called Suzie and Bobby (NickB), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link

That rebuttal misses the point she's making, namely that time spent campaigning for animal rights is time you could have spent campaigning for human rights.

Jay Leno's Pony Vivisection Hour (HI DERE), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link

the one-up in the more worthy cause dept. is usually used by people who support no cause other then 'look at how cynical and world-weary I am.' still, she is hot and I like her :)

bnw, Friday, 15 January 2010 17:46 (fourteen years ago) link

the one-up in the more worthy cause dept. is usually used by people who support no cause other then 'look at how cynical and world-weary I am.'

It's also made by people who really really really hate PETA.

Jay Leno's Pony Vivisection Hour (HI DERE), Friday, 15 January 2010 17:49 (fourteen years ago) link

the time spent writing whiney myspace blogs is time that could have been spent campaigning for women's rights

or buying fur, or appearing in music videos, etc, etc, etc.

plaxico (I know, right?), Friday, 15 January 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I know, right?

Spinspin Sugah, Friday, 15 January 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

there are days when BOSSY is the best song in the world

yeahhh (surm), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

not in my world!

Bunsen burner, bubbles, IT'S ALIVE! whaaaaa-? (HI DERE), Thursday, 4 March 2010 18:18 (fourteen years ago) link

I really like Acapella. Despite it being a DG produced track.

Nathalie (stevienixed), Thursday, 4 March 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8D9xCBcfzw&feature=PlayList&p=D03C39B2A5A03236&playnext_from=PL&index=3

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

wakaflockapitusberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:42 (fourteen years ago) link

song/video are so incredible

wakaflockapitusberry (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 15:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i like the video but not the song v much - it's nearly v affecting but misses the mark a bit. part of this is david guetta being a fucking dreadful producer. i don't really think the vocal really fits the beat tbh.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I have a kinda begrudging respect for DG. You can do way worse for bald-faced mersh-house.

british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:35 (fourteen years ago) link

and this beat is grrrrreat

british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

the harmonies on this are v Amerie

british is happening (The Reverend), Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Dope tune! The vocals have a nice, airy and timeless dance pop quality, it's nothing like the Kelis stuff I've heard previously. And the beat is like something that could've come out on Harthouse in 1995... That's not a bad thing, though, but I was kinda surprised how retro it sounds. If 90s are becoming trendy again, then this surely a sign of that? You could've played that tune to me blind and claimed it was from 1996, and I would've had no problem believing that.

Tuomas, Thursday, 1 April 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

amazing video

jabba hands, Friday, 2 April 2010 02:21 (fourteen years ago) link

man, cool video. (though maybe the costumes work less well toward the end.)

have been loving that track for months - happy it will be a single! way better than the other new shit that's leaked.

sean gramophone, Friday, 2 April 2010 05:59 (fourteen years ago) link

song = david guetta can eat a dick

video = kelis stunting on minaj

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 April 2010 06:26 (fourteen years ago) link

beat is dope imo

The BoyBoy Big HOO$ (deej), Friday, 2 April 2010 06:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Waiting for a decent remix over here. Glad this exists though.

babylon sister (Siah Alan), Friday, 2 April 2010 06:54 (fourteen years ago) link

her new stuff isn't all produced by guetta is it?

NI, Friday, 2 April 2010 11:00 (fourteen years ago) link

can't believe people on here swoon over this cliche pop-occult pagan costume gemstone wolves nature soil shit every single fucking time any bint chances her arm. SO OVER. it was bad enough on the lolguilera mystery thread!

r|t|c, Friday, 2 April 2010 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Eh? I thought the video was nice enough, but the song would be good regardless of what's in the video.

Tuomas, Friday, 2 April 2010 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link

I mean, I don't think people in this thread are giving props to "Acappella" just because of the video.

Tuomas, Friday, 2 April 2010 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link

The twitchy dead baby feet costume is too crepey. (And even when she does turn around and you see live babby, it then becomes a case of gal has big hips, that must hurt the kid to have his legs spread like that.)

song was enjoyable but i've already forgotten it. huskies <3 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

he might have even have gone in. (a hoy hoy), Friday, 2 April 2010 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

pop-occult pagan costume gemstone wolves nature soil shit

haha. but i really think this video is a particularly good example of this aesthetic. great colours man...

jabba hands, Friday, 2 April 2010 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link

welcome back to the land of sexy, Kelis

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Also why do people hate David Guetta so much? Is he too obvious or something, aka "the William Orbit Effect"?

STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, 2 April 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

This song is really nice. Video looks like something Björk would have made in her heyday... a very good thing.

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Friday, 2 April 2010 14:41 (fourteen years ago) link

huskies <3 :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

this. I stan for huskies like ENBB does for pugs

The Reverend, Friday, 2 April 2010 15:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Also why do people hate David Guetta so much? Is he too obvious or something, aka "the William Orbit Effect"?

― STAY ALIVE USING EQUIPMENT (HI DERE), Friday, April 2, 2010 6:10 AM Bookmark

I think this is the beef some here have with him, but sometimes obviousness works, you know?

The Reverend, Friday, 2 April 2010 15:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Song and video seem inspired by Goldfrapp to me. Much better than their new single too.

LeRooLeRoo, Saturday, 3 April 2010 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link

"Rocket" is so fucking awful. I don't really like Goldfrapp other than "Ooh La La"

The Reverend, Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link

can't believe people on here swoon over this cliche pop-occult pagan costume gemstone wolves nature soil shit every single fucking time any bint chances her arm. SO OVER. it was bad enough on the lolguilera mystery thread!

― r|t|c, Friday, April 2, 2010 6:36 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark

haha :-)

2 guys 1 jag (J0rdan S.), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

it's a magic video and r|t|c is probably ruining that magic

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:55 (fourteen years ago) link

this cheap looking clip is the final nail. see you at the county fair, Kelis.

Spinspin Sugah, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 08:31 (fourteen years ago) link

cheap-looking?

The Reverend, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

who shows up at the county fair dressed like that

Wood shavings! Laughing out loud! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 18:25 (fourteen years ago) link

There's something about it (editing?) that screams "directorial debut". It's clunky and ham-fisted to me in it's attempt to be eccentric....much like the artist herself at this point. I used to be a fan :(

Spinspin Sugah, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Er, didn't Kelis start her career more eccentric than she is now? I remember seeing a rainbow-haired hippie girl shouting "I hate you so much right now!" on stage in 1999, that was certainly more eccentric than the relatively straightforward dance pop of "Acappella". I can't believe people are making such harsh judgements based on one video. And whether or not you like the video, the song is still dope and not particularly freaky at all.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, that's my point. Kelis was an innovator at the earlier part of the 00's and now she's following a trend in pop music she sorta help pioneer. I think she's let a lot of other acts catch up with her stylistically (Rihanna stealing her haircut and owning it, is just one example)and it's pretty weird/funny to watch as she tries to assert herself amongst this group. I mean, dying her stolen weave silver and dressing like a centaur is pretty effin hilarious. I go back and forth between liking this song and feeling like it's years too late to be released as a Kelis single in 2010. She needs to have a chat with Robyn to rediscover who she was.

Spinspin Sugah, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:08 (fourteen years ago) link

if you follow a trend you sorta pioneered, you aren't following a trend

also this song is the bomb and u mad

juaquin on sunshine (The Reverend), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:37 (fourteen years ago) link

i know, i know.

Spinspin Sugah, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 18:55 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm not too familiar with Kelis's output beyond the singles, but "Acappella" doesn't sound like any other Kelis song I've heard, so can you tell me what exactly is the trend in pop music she pioneered and is now following? Personally, I'm too old to bother following pop music trends, to me "Acappella" just sounds like a nice, timeless piece of housey dance pop, and I like it.

Also, while I do get that image is important in pop, it's kinda sad if people still write about someone like Kelis as if her hairstyle and visual look was all she ever contributed to music. I'm pretty sure no male artist would get the same kind of comments.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

this. I stan for huskies like ENBB does for pugs

I saw this like 10-year-old fat kid w/a shaved head & rattail riding his bike while holding a big husky on a leash, husky all like "you fuck w/the kid in the husky sized pants, you get HUSKIED by this husky." It was adorable.

Ponies are horse children (Abbott), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:16 (fourteen years ago) link

one month passes...

The new album is good!

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 May 2010 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Really liking it. Definitely gonna buy a physical copy when it becomes available in the US on 7/6 (I have all the others).

Born In A Test Tube, Raised In A Cage (unperson), Thursday, 20 May 2010 02:53 (thirteen years ago) link

i was really not expecting it to be this good, considering how much of a mess "acapella" is, but i can't get enough of this - "scream" and "brave" are so amazing

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 20 May 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/kelis-dog1.png

so edgy, so now

r|t|c, Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

uh

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't believe some of the things that have made the "worst album covers" thread when compared to that

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

overleaf is dog's upper body on kelis lower body

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

lol what

The Reverend, Thursday, 20 May 2010 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Can we get a photo?

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Thursday, 20 May 2010 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I like the album. I think the best beat might come on the closer, "Song for the Baby."

rennavate, Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

it would be great if the next two pages were a spread of nas' head grafted onto the body of an antelope

jonathan blapelbon (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 20 May 2010 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, this album is embarrassing. was that sarcasm upthread? it just sounds so...dated. Not even retro, just stale.

Blancminaj (Spinspin Sugah), Thursday, 20 May 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

The Acid Washed remix for Acapella is much better than the original

Shin Oliva Suzuki, Friday, 21 May 2010 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link

she's going on a u.s. tour with robyn apparently. yay. i guess anti-yay for some of you.

teledyldonix, Friday, 21 May 2010 06:16 (thirteen years ago) link

loving this album so much

The Reverend, Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

always a good sign when i am singing along on the first play

The Reverend, Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

and dancing too

The Reverend, Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:44 (thirteen years ago) link

SONG FOR BABBY SONG FOR BABBY SONG FOR BABBY

The Reverend, Saturday, 22 May 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

i am playing this again

The Reverend, Saturday, 22 May 2010 16:13 (thirteen years ago) link

this album is really classy. and dainty.

django weingart (samosa gibreel), Saturday, 22 May 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

O_O at the "i'm a braveHEEEAAAAARRRRRRT" chant. like...eat THAT, nas.

The Reverend, Saturday, 22 May 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm going to hyperbolically declare this album of the year and regret it in the morning, but I don't care. i'm on my 4th play today.

The Reverend, Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

"Emancipate" is such an anthem

The Reverend, Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

HE MASTURBATES YOUR SOUL
HE MASTURBATES YOUR SOUL

k3vin k., Monday, 24 May 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

or whatever she's saying. dope song

k3vin k., Monday, 24 May 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

wait....I missed that line! which song?

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 00:46 (thirteen years ago) link

lol dude now that i've seen the tracklist i realize i was mishearing "emancipate yourself"

k3vin k., Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahahahahahaha

mr. milquetoast (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

haaah

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 03:00 (thirteen years ago) link

O_O at the "i'm a braveHEEEAAAAARRRRRRT" chant.

then she starts going on about purple hearts!

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 08:55 (thirteen years ago) link

This is better than most other commercial Eurohouse departures in this vein but it still feels very hacky. I wish she'd picked better producers.

It feels like a wasted opportunity because there's so much potential in that hinterland between rnb and diva house and Kelis would be the perfect vehicle for that, but the tracks need to be more Robin S and less Confessions on a Dancefloor for that to work.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ Largely agree with that on first listen.

I sorta feel like the sound doesn't frame her vocals awfully well. shrug, maybe it'll grow on me.

Tim F, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 12:33 (thirteen years ago) link

but Kelis doesn't really have a big enough voice for that diva house approach does she?

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 12:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I sorta feel like the sound doesn't frame her vocals awfully well

Yeah most of these feel like mashups. With a couple of exceptions (Scream, Emancipate) it doesn't feel like she's really interacting with the beat properly, or aware of how it suits her vocals, or the producers just aren't really interested in that.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

but Kelis doesn't really have a big enough voice for that diva house approach does she?

You don't really need to be a big belting Robin S/Lisa Kekula type to do diva house well though.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:27 (thirteen years ago) link

This is better than most other commercial Eurohouse departures in this vein but it still feels very hacky. I wish she'd picked better producers.

This is how I feel. It's a B+ or B effort.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah the difference with Confessions... is the Stuart Price is so strong even when he's not trying - at first blush there's no groove here as captivating as "Get Together", say, and Kelis is too understated a vocalist to carry it without tunes that match her (which is why she and the neptunes worked so well together, or one reason at least).

Tim F, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Confessions is a stronger record. Whatever else Stuart Price brought, Madonna's been around a while too; she knows not to sound hack-y.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Also: Madonna had finally learned how to submerge her Post-Opera Lessons Diva Voice in the beats, so that the album seems richer from a vocal melody standpoint than it really is.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Madonna's been around a while too; she knows not to sound hack-y

*coughHardCandycough*

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I pretended that one didn't exist.

Filmmaker, Author, Radio Host Stephen Baldwin (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:10 (thirteen years ago) link

knowing and doing are two separate things

Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:12 (thirteen years ago) link

You don't really need to be a big belting Robin S/Lisa Kekula type to do diva house well though

hmmm perhaps, but give an example? different thing but i'd enjoy her doing something like H&LA 'You Belong' (admittedly not because Kelis has qualities that would enhance that style of House particularly...but narrow range does enable malleability hence the JLC-inspired 4x4 electro-house template being so big in recent years)

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I sorta feel like the sound doesn't frame her vocals awfully well.

yeah - this was my problem with 'acapella' and i thought it might only be the contrast with that track's metallic beat, that other producers would find noises with more sympathy to her breathiness. But I don't think they really have - she still sounds so small.

naglpuss (c sharp major), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

also flat - I don't know if she's exactly flat or not, but she has this way of searching around the notes before getting fully in tune (e.g. the held note on 'the silence it was deafening' in 'acapella') and a lot of the music she's paired with is kind of... unforgiving?

naglpuss (c sharp major), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I really like her blue notes tbh. You don't hear that much in today's climate. It's refreshing imo.

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Wait! Wait!

Listening to this - this is what they were playing in New Look at the weekend that made me so happy that I was tweeting about how great "Mallectro" was.

I'm pretty sure the "Pat Benetar singing over EA/BN's Lemonade" track was either Scream or Emancipate.

(Not saying that she sounds anything like Pat Benatar... just that's the kind of vibe. Wish I could work out what the other tracks they played were. DAMN. New Look Mallectro is possibly my new "favourite thing ever" at the moment.)

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not getting the disconnect between vocals and production you guys are at all.

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:04 (thirteen years ago) link

"Mallectro" is a great neologism but I'm not sure this is it. "Sexy Bitch" and "I Gotta Feeling" were the first things that popped into my head at the term, and I know yeah, yeah, Guetta Guetta, etc., but this doesn't seem to be squarely targeted at the same teenage audience those are, and that demographic seems essential to something being "mallectro".

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Which is why this won't be a huge success like those are. It's too adult (and too gay, but that's a different story).

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Back to those MJB-ish blue notes (which Kelis has always done), maybe it's just the current autotune-everything climate, but they give this feeling of humanity breaking through the unstoppable machine that no one making music in this vein has right now.

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I call it Mallectro because it's the kind of music that you always hear playing when you go into shops like New Look (which are often located in shopping malls). It's this kind of super-upbeat high-energy (but not necessarily Hi-NRG) vaguely edgey electropop with sassy female vocals.

(I am however predisposed to liking this because it's so outraging so many of the Erol Forum snobs who are all... "But I LIIIIIKE this... but it's David Guetta, uuurrrgggghh... BUT I LIIIIIIKE IT, OH NOES, MUSIC SNOB BREAKDOWN!!!")

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link

(Oddly enough, my favourite thing on it is actually Segue 5 which sounds like an Aphex Twin fanboy exploding with outrage)

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda wish this sounded a little more expensive and richer

plax (ico), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

((It's probably quite juvenile that my impressions of an album can be tempered more by the kind of people who haaaaate it as much as the people who like it.))

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link

(I am however predisposed to liking this because it's so outraging so many of the Erol Forum snobs who are all... "But I LIIIIIKE this... but it's David Guetta, uuurrrgggghh... BUT I LIIIIIIKE IT, OH NOES, MUSIC SNOB BREAKDOWN!!!")

so OTM

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link

((It's probably quite juvenile that my impressions of an album can be tempered more by the kind of people who haaaaate it as much as the people who like it.))

and this, too, but I've never claimed to be above juvenalia

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

(Especially considering these are all the same snobs who were outraged when that false rumour went round last year that Boys Noize was gonna be producing Kelis.)

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Is Kelis still bigger in the UK than the US? Because this is the sort of record that goes down a storm over here.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"Milkshake", "Bossy", and (too a smaller extent) "Caught Out There" are the only hits she's ever had over here.

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

to

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

"Caught out There" 54
"Milkshake" 3
"Bossy" (featuring Too Short) 16

^^Kelis' entire Billboard Hot 100 history

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Whaaaaaaaaa!

I just wish he hadn't adopted the "ilxor" moniker (ilxor), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link

This isn't even scheduled for release in the U.S. til July, which indicates it may go the way of Wanderland :/

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link

i'd forgotten that 'Lil Star' was actually a top 3 hit here

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought the only guetta production was "acapella" (which i dislike) and that boys noize did have a song on it? (dunno which but i'd guess "scream")

"mallectro" makes sense w/r/t uk high street clothes shops - new look as k8 says, top shop, miss selfridge et al. the production mostly reminds me of late-90s french filter house x straight-up commercial house (not so much guetta as, like, shapeshifters' "lola's theme" or something).

completely disagree that it sounds hacky or that there's a disconnect between kelis and the production though! it's certainly not as hacky as confessions on a dancefloor, which i LIKE but even then was fairly aware that a couple of songs apart that album basically = stellar grooves papering over non-songs.

there's this tremendous sense of euphoria throughout it - kelis all but abandons the idea of writing pop songs and just goes straight for a constant cascade of repeated, anthemic hooks - i rarely sense that she's trying to fit her songs to the beat, but more that she's improvising or writing based on the beat, and she's ready to pare herself down accordingly. but she still stamps her personality on it - her vocal hooks are SO huge ("it's not enough to SING so just SCREAM", "I was SUPER COOL but now I'm SUPER STRONG", "EMANCIPATE YOURSELF" etc), her husky voice works really well with the constantly building music, the motherhood narrative isn't laid on too thickly but is certainly present enough to be effective, particularly with "song for the baby" as the closer. it's sort of like her ray of light imo. and crucially the production avoids the recent commercial-dance pitfalls of being too focused on the treble.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:37 (thirteen years ago) link

With a couple of exceptions (Scream, Emancipate) it doesn't feel like she's really interacting with the beat properly, or aware of how it suits her vocals

i honestly don't hear this at all - it's true of the horrible "acapella" but elsewhere i could literally believe she's ad-libbing over the beat, going with it at all times!

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

i also think most of these trax would absolutely EXPLODE on any dancefloor

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah the difference with Confessions... is the Stuart Price is so strong even when he's not trying - at first blush there's no groove here as captivating as "Get Together", say, and Kelis is too understated a vocalist to carry it without tunes that match her (which is why she and the neptunes worked so well together, or one reason at least).

think "brave" and "scream" certainly match the booka-rip that is "get together" - the production's certainly not the star of the show here compared to confessions, there's no "whoa stuart price is a genius" moment, but that really enables kelis to shine imo. as for understatement...sure, in the past, but c'mon she's basically bellowing arms-in-the-air chants on every line here.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

"it's not enough to SING so just SCREAM", "I was SUPER COOL but now I'm SUPER STRONG", "EMANCIPATE YOURSELF"

Haha these are total Lexnip phrases though but I don't hear them bursting with personality in the manner of a Caught Out There or Milkshake. Partly because the music they're tethered to is so anonymous. Not sure what big gulf in quality you're hearing between Acapella and everything else either.

she's basically bellowing arms-in-the-air chants on every line here

This is the problem, she's not bellowing really, she feels kind of overwhelmed by the production, maybe it's all just too loud </compressionbore>

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:46 (thirteen years ago) link

lex entirely otm except for his bizarre "Acapella" hate, esp. about the motherhood narrative

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm willing to consider that this just sounds shit on headphones.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh! It's 22nd Century. That was actually produced by BN.

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

xp possibly, but I do 95% of my listening on my stereo

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha these are total Lexnip phrases though but I don't hear them bursting with personality in the manner of a Caught Out There or Milkshake.

ehhh, not so much personality as...character, i guess. like when the shapeshifters girl sings "I'M A DIFFERENT PERSON!" on "lola's theme". or sonique's "it feels so good", or rui da silva's "touch me" - those are the songs it reminds me of more than any latter-day urbanlectro fusion (i guess the key is that it's not in any way r&b, it's just a straight commercial diva house album, with all the blessings of anonymity that implies, albeit with a discernible and affecting emotional narrative and a famous name attached).

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:54 (thirteen years ago) link

my real standouts so far are 4th of july/home/scream/brave, i think

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

The only one I don't really like so far is "Home" - I think it's those silly trance chords at the beginning that just rub me the wrong way.

Wish the Segues had production credits on them, tho.

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link

the first track is italo *_*

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:37 (thirteen years ago) link

One track into this and I'm already *whoooaaa*

frozen cookie (Abbott), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Weirdly, and I hate songs where artists sing about their kids, but "Song for the Baby" is my favourite after a few listens.

The production on that track is really really great. Really warm, those horns are thrilling, and it's like an early 90s throwback without sounding like pastiche (too much, at least).

rennavate, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Which is why this won't be a huge success like those are. It's too adult (and too gay, but that's a different story).

― upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, May 25, 2010 11:09 AM (5 hours ago)

yeah this was my thought exactly - easily the gayest thing i've heard this year

k3vin k., Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:20 (thirteen years ago) link

don't think it will sell well at all either, but who knows

k3vin k., Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

"Song For the Baby" works because it's not sentimental at all, just joyous and celebratory.

upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

^^otm - the entire album's purpose seems to be conflating the euphoric highs of club culture and how motherhood has transformed her (kinda turning on its head how settling down with kids is when most people drift away from the hedonism of their youth).

it's not really about her kid, is it? it's about her, about how motherhood has made her feel on top of the world and 73 feet tall and all-powerful.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I really don't get it, sometimes, how someone can write an album which is *so* female (and all about WOMANHOOD as opposed to girlhood) and be all celebratory of motherhood and the power of it and all that kind of thing...

...and it still gets dismissed as sounding "gay".

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Because it's full of euphoric boshing trancey Eurohouse and filterdisco maybe?

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not sure 'gay' is a dismissal?

naglpuss (c sharp major), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah that's the other thing.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Bear with me, this is a thought as still unformed. But I'm still not sure where the cut off point between "strong, emancipated female" and "gay iconry" really is. Because they often exist in the same space, they code the same? And this does, to my ear, go back to the 70s disco era and all those disco divas...

But, at the same time. It does worry the radicalfeministshoutybitchhityoursuggestbanbuttonnow in me the way that things which code "Female" yet also "emancipated and strong" code to some people as "gay" because they do not code as the usual "straight male heteronormative view of sexuality and females as weak passive ethereal unicorn girly elf creatures."

But that is a thought that I really do worry about expressing on ILM.

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost i mean, this is strictyly-4-my-underground-homo-deep-house-thugs ilm here, 'gay' when used about music doesn't necc mean 'frivolous' or w/e.

"too adult (and too gay)" to be a hit record in the US in the way that "sexy bitch" and "i gotta feeling" are - that isn't a dismissal, it's a statement about qualities people perceive in music.

naglpuss (c sharp major), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, and I'm trying to get a feel for why those qualities are perceived that way - and why that means it won't be "a hit."

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyway, I have work to do this morning so I can't really get into this, and don't feel like being suggest banned for my opinions this week, really.

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:25 (thirteen years ago) link

No Kate I think I agree with you on the first bit, but contrasting it with "straight male heteronormative view of sexuality and females as weak passive ethereal unicorn girly elf creatures" is probably a bit too reductive and binary.

That said it might well be dismissed as too gay in parts of the US. In Europe, probably not. That said I'm not sure what "too gay to sell well" means at a time when the biggest pop star on the planet is Lady Gaga.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I think you're right that there is an overlap between 'strong female voice' and 'gay icon diva', and that this could be problematic. I don't think "dismissed" was the right verb to use, and I don't agree with your idea that the conflation of strong-female and gay is rooted in straight male heteronormativity. But, yeah, there is a germ of a thing there.

naglpuss (c sharp major), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link

(basically, what Matt said)

naglpuss (c sharp major), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link

the link between "strong female" and "gay diva icon" is already one that could do with a ton of unpacking, it's not a very straightforward thing...

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Not sure they even need to be that strong, exhibit A being Kylie.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link

OK, maybe dismissed is the wrong word, but it is still ... odd to me.

It *is* something that needs unpacking, and obviously I come at it from a different side. (But these issues were raised by that massive Gaga interview by Caitlin Moran (sp?) this weekend so perhaps this is not the place.)

That said I'm not sure what "too gay to sell well" means at a time when the biggest pop star on the planet is Lady Gaga.

I'm not a big fan of Gaga except in the concept, but it's certainly going to be interesting to see what a post-Gaga pop landscape looks like.

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:42 (thirteen years ago) link

And likewise while it might be fun to live in a world where people like Ms Dynamite or Lil Kim or No Lay are gay icons I don't see that happening any time soon.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Not sure they even need to be that strong, exhibit A being Kylie.

yeah this is something i posted on popular last week, the idea that someone like kylie codes gay, is a gay icon etc, actively offends me (never mind sodding dannii or sophie ellis-bextor) - wtf i feel no connection to these women, even if i like a few of their songs; the idea that there's some sort of intrinsic connection between being gay and liking what they do is so annoying. but then i've got pretty stereotypical gay love for madonna, mariah et al, so it's not as if the connection doesn't exist. it's just a lot more complex than it's usually presented as.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:46 (thirteen years ago) link

haha lil kim pretty much IS a gay icon though

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:46 (thirteen years ago) link

and nicki minaj is well on her way to becoming one

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay Trina then.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, listening to A Capella again, paying careful attention to the words, it irks me, in that it is almost the opposite of emancipation, in that it is a straight up hymn to the idea that motherhood is the perfect and ultimate realisation of Woman.

And while I don't necessarily have a problem with women expressing their joy at motherhood (though even Madonna had a hard time doing it without descending into schmaltz - Kelis certainly does it better than that) - this idea that it is somehow the paragon and ultimate destiny of Womanhood really REALLY winds me up.

(But this is one of the deep divisions even within Feminism itself, so it's not gonna get solved in a pop song, you know.)

I do like the song more and more the more I hear it, but for me, personally, even though I think the lyrics are good, as an accurate description of an emotion, they're not something I relate to at all in any way, and are so deeply related to a version of Femininity I find deeply troubling.

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:50 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah it's a bit like on ray of light when madonna kept going on about how stupid she used to be (and here "i was super cool but now i'm super strong" is problematic despite being a pretty great line).

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Hey, you know, I'm able to recognise that I actually *was* really stupid when I was 25 and I'm much Stronger at 39, but I didn't *NEED* to squeeze out a brat to realise that.

The Curve Of Blinding Energy (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link

man that a capella video

I see u, Kelis

Face Book (dyao), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I've only just realised what a short album this is. Only 37 minutes.

And I'm sorry sorry sorry to say this but stand-out point is the lack of boring pointless ballads to pad out the album and make me skip them. (yes, I know, this is such a rockist thing to say and I do apologise for it, but still I can't not but feel it.)

Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

loving this album but there is one part i don't love: the rap on "scream"

django weingart (samosa gibreel), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 18:10 (thirteen years ago) link

kinda feel like this is gay in more than a "hey its camp and disco u gais!" which always feels like a reductive and blank conflation that tbh kinda pisses me off. Feels more gay in its house classisism, and its aggressive sensuality.

plax (ico), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, listening to A Capella again, paying careful attention to the words, it irks me, in that it is almost the opposite of emancipation, in that it is a straight up hymn to the idea that motherhood is the perfect and ultimate realisation of Woman.

I see what you mean here but i guess motherhood can be an exhilarating experience for some women, esp. like hormonal bonding etc. and I think its totally possible for a pop song to celebrate that w/o having to temper its joyousness in order to nabisco on problematic elements related to that. Just like it would be ridiculous if every love song started angsting over its part in consolidating compulsory heterosexuality or something.

plax (ico), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think that the comparison works, because love is one of those universals with which everyone - gay or straight, male or female - can identify, which is why love songs work across the lines of gender and sexuality.

This whole religion of the joys of Motherhood, however, is one of those things that is so specific - I don't think you can quite grasp the enormity of the pressure - mainly from the right wing "family values" types - that is placed upon women to perceive Motherhood as the sole paragon and sole crowning achievement of a woman's life to the exclusion of all else.

I'm sure there are lots of women to whom motherhood is lovely and wonderful and the be-all and end-all of their existence. Except for the fact that most of the women I know who have had children, it's one more thing they did in amongst a rich life in many other ways.

Although I'm not accusing Kelis of that kind of "family values" political slant, I do think that the song and the sentiments expressed in it play very much into a particular view of women that I find very problematic on many levels.

Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

this is true but

before you, my whole life was a string quartet
now a quintet's the only song i sing

doesn't have the same ring to it does it

django weingart (samosa gibreel), Thursday, 27 May 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sure there are lots of women to whom motherhood is lovely and wonderful and the be-all and end-all of their existence. Except for the fact that most of the women I know who have had children, it's one more thing they did in amongst a rich life in many other ways.

i would imagine that this is very true of kelis, the pop star

J0rdan S., Thursday, 27 May 2010 00:29 (thirteen years ago) link

ehhm kate i think ur kindof countering my failure to grasp the complexity of the motherhood issue w/ ur own simplification there. I mean we live in a pretty narrow band of time and geography where being gay is accepted in mainstream attitudes. And yet the fact that institutions like marriage/going to the prom/etc. are still ones that elude the majority of gay ppl means that major signifiers in love songs can feel explicitly exclusionary in a way that might extend beyond those mere signifiers so that love itself as it is understood in mainstream pop lyrics is separate from "gay love" or whatever (which i mean "gay community" etc has had to find its own means of expression even if in our privileged place this has faded quite a lot)

im not trying to get all "my patriarchal oppression is more oppressive than yours" but I think there's an extent to which pop music makes its meanings apparent more in the introduction of new elements or something to the mix. Like I think there are representations of Papa Dont Preach lyrics that illustrate w/n the pop canon that babymakin isnt a completely unproblematised act, and that its ok w/n that landscape for Kelis to make big pop record about how being a mom has made her awesome if that is how she feels (its also worth noting that since she is no longer w/ Nas that she is a babymaker in a non-traditional makin-it-on-my-own type of way but I know that that isnot gonna put any feminist fires out, nor do i want to to, just worth bearing in mind that it is not exactly as easy to paint as a joy in acquiescing to traditional familial structures)

Also in terms of strong women, especially women who are strong sexually, being adopted as gay icons (altho yeah, to echo lex, blech omg) I suppose i kinda see it as an identification w/ a sexuality that chafes the kind of (lol) patriarchal structures that, like i said, might feel exclusionary for phags as well as powerful women who dont wanna quit their job to pop out babies. Although I guess its worth noting that a lot of strong women, and like Madonna is the canonical eg., have made quite a name for themselves explicitly appropriating elements of queer culture and making it mainstream in a way that at the time no out homo stood a chance in hell of, so its not exactly as clear cut as some insidious recoding of female desire as an element of homosex u kno?

plax (ico), Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:07 (thirteen years ago) link

tl/dr

I'm still waiting for, like, Aphex Twin's big concept album about how fatherhood has changed him and made him realise that his ultimate destiny in life was to provide genetic material for his babbies and how stupid he was before his kids and how awesome and amazing he is since he's bred because Fatherhood was the ultimate be all and end all of his entire existence, right.

Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry - that sounded snarky and dismissive. I am in the middle of a huge chunk of work and can't take the time to unpack what you've written and address it properly.

There are a whole bunch of issues are that are tangled up together.

I'm just stating why I don't like a particular lyric and why I find the concept behind this whole sub-genre quite problematic.

More later if things calm down around here.

Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link

It's a shame there aren't any ballads on this because, well, Kelis is amazing at ballads. Get Along With You and Suspended are two of my favourite Kelis songs, the huskiness in her voice really suits them.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:32 (thirteen years ago) link

what did you think of the way madonna presented much the same attitude towards motherhood on ray of light k8?

(i pretty much agree with you on the issue as a socio-political thing, but i think both kelis and madonna framed it in such an intensely personal way that it was easy to overlook - on both ray of light and flesh tone there's a sense of euphoric revelation, which i can quite well believe they found in motherhood, but which i can relate to and enjoy in ways that have nothing to do with motherhood, obviously) (also both albums are actually pretty subtle - they don't really bash you over the head with the whole motherhood thing, you could easily believe "acapella" to be a straight-up love song if you didn't know the context - it's only at the end of the album that "song for the baby" throws everything into that context in retrospect) (ditto with "little star" and "mer girl" on ray of light, actually)

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I love love love Ray of Light but kinda disliked the songs about her kid. I thought they were pretty much the weakest tracks on an otherwise strong album.

However, as Plaxico did point out, Madonna has such a history of writing about every aspect of the female experience (including the problematic aspects of pregnancy and Choice as noted in Papa Don't Preach) that I'd think it was odd if she DIDN'T write about her pregnancy and childbearing.

Sorry, again, have to get back to the stupid weekly reports, can't expand.

Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think you can really blame recent mothers for writing about motherhood like it's the centre of the world, because, well, for them it IS. I don't think its meant to crowd out of devalue all other forms of femininity, it's just what babies do to people's lives.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh come on, don't pretend like this attitude isn't completely exploited by the whole right wing "family values" lobby who don't think that women shouldn't actually work outside the home, get back in the kitchen and make them a sandwich etc. etc.

Just don't go there.

And I mean it's not like there are women (thinking Kristin Hersh here just as one example) who are able to have kids without writing damn symphonies about how it's the total realisation of their entier life.

Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link

(And FWIW, I'm not "blaming the mothers" I'm blaming the culture that shoves this idea down people's (read: women's) throats that parenthood is the be all and end all of womens lives, yet the same does not apply for men and their relation to their progeny. Yeah, fair enough, it's not like men carry the fleshslug around in their gonads for nine months at a time, but at the same time, it's the endless cultural raising of *motherhood* above all roles in a woman's life in a way that it simply does not do the same for men, and in a way that is incredibly dismissive and damaging to women whom for one reason or another haven't spat some foetal genetic experiment out their pissflaps.)

Anyway.

Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh of course, I just don't think it's fair to criticise the artist for that as if their whole aim is to reinforce a right-wing viewpoint. And it's not as if the motherhood angle is that overt on here either, as Lex says something like Acapella could be read as a straight love song.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not criticising the artist. I'm saying I don't like the lyrics to a song I otherwise think is A+ great. (Because of the attached cultural issues.) It is my right to not like a song for any reason, really.

Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Thursday, 27 May 2010 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link

"brave" is the monster on this

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 June 2010 08:19 (thirteen years ago) link

WORD TO JAMES FAUNTLEROY

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 1 June 2010 08:20 (thirteen years ago) link

NOTHIN I'LL EVER SAY OR DO
WILL BE AS GOOD
AS LOVING YOU

django weingart (samosa gibreel), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

i love the beat switchup after that, too

"didn't think i needed you"

django weingart (samosa gibreel), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

and that cut up piano sample

django weingart (samosa gibreel), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

E MAN CI PATE YOUR SELF!!!!!!!

E MAN CI PATE YOUR SELF!!!!

Using an Aural Exciter in an Orgone Accumulator (Masonic Boom), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 09:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i guess that's one interpretation

plax (ico), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I'M A BRAVEHEART
SO COME AND PIN MY PURPLE HEART

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 10:43 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL at the idea of the right wing family values movement appropriating Flesh Tone for their own nefarious ends.

Which of the following Kelis songs do people think is the most damaging to women's freedoms btw:

"Caught Out There"
"Get Along With You"
"Mafia"
"Milkshake"
"Blindfold Me"
"Acapella"

Tim F, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:27 (thirteen years ago) link

not feelin this really - Acapella, Emancipate (tho what's with such an abrupt fade-out?), 4th Of July are OK but nothing stands out and I guess I'm quite bored of her voice now.

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link

My issues are mainly production ones - if you treat it like a DJ set then it's much better in the build-up than in the peak zone. The first three or four tracks that sound like Discovery outtakes are great, after that it gets bit scrappy. The exception is Scream, which is the best thing on here.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 June 2010 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9_JWxzXq0I

<3

dr. rakim suess (The Reverend), Sunday, 20 June 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

i want to hear this in a hot club in the middle of summer when the sun is coming up

plax (ico), Sunday, 20 June 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

The Reverend, Sunday, 20 June 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

RELIGION SCIENCE FICTION TECHNOLOGY

grin and ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ it (The Reverend), Saturday, 26 June 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link

EVERYBODY'S DANCING

grin and ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ it (The Reverend), Saturday, 26 June 2010 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay "4th of July" is really really great.

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Totally reminds me of Madonna's "Hung Up" but it's hard to criticize for that...

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Monday, 28 June 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

RELIGION SCIENCE FICTION TECHNOLOGY

― grin and ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ it (The Reverend), Saturday, June 26, 2010 1:00 AM (2 days ago) Bookmark

otm. this is probably my favourite song on the album

samosa gibreel, Monday, 28 June 2010 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Still lolling @ this:

http://i61.photobucket.com/albums/h62/freshcrunkjuice/kelis-dog1.png

so edgy, so now

― r|t|c, Thursday, May 20, 2010 9:14 AM (1 month ago)

That said, I think the album's great. Kate OTM about the lack of skippable "ballad" tracks. This is a lot further into dance/house territory, and a bit further away from R&B, than I ever imagined she might go. But I'm enjoying it!

ilxor has truly been got at and become an ILXor (ilxor), Wednesday, 7 July 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqtZ7i1ToIQ

?

plax (ico), Saturday, 17 July 2010 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

That said, I think the album's great. Kate OTM about the lack of skippable "ballad" tracks.

;_;

Though Kelis has never been a ballads lady.

Tim F, Saturday, 17 July 2010 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link

really thought this album would have some really great dreamy housey rmxs by now but i haven't managed to hear any. Fourth of July is begging to be twice as long and w/ half the lyrics

plax (ico), Saturday, 17 July 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

really thought this album would have some really great dreamy housey rmxs by now but i haven't managed to hear any. Fourth of July is begging to be twice as long and w/ half the lyrics

― plax (ico), Saturday, July 17, 2010 5:40 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

As much as I love the album, I'm waiting for some killer remixes too... come on DJs and producers!

altered boners (rennavate), Sunday, 18 July 2010 06:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Though Kelis has never been a ballads lady.

get along with you
suspended
shooting stars
lil star
rolling through the hood
stick up
marathon

admittedly the last 3 aren't really trad ballads but i think they're secretly the pinnacle of kelis's career

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Sunday, 18 July 2010 07:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh I love that list absolutely, I'm just not sure many of those read as "ballad" in the derogatory sense ilxor means - and it's a short list compared to most R&B singers.

Tim F, Sunday, 18 July 2010 07:51 (thirteen years ago) link

"acapella" would work so much better as a ballad

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Sunday, 18 July 2010 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link

That's a great idea actually.

Tim F, Sunday, 18 July 2010 08:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Get Along With You FakeID bootleg >>> Get Along OG

oh sh!t a ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ (sic), Sunday, 18 July 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

OMG no, A Capella as a ballad would be a skippable horror of "argh argh clawing through your clothes to find your iPod and GET IT OFF GET IF OFF til everyone on the bus turns around to stare at you like you're a mad person" proportions.

The Black Knight! Huzzah, My Lord! (Masonic Boom), Monday, 19 July 2010 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

A Capella as a ballad would be pretty much the most cloying thing imaginable. It would work much better as a house banger with a half-decent producer at the helm.

Which reminds me about my idea of getting someone to do a mashup version of the entire album over actually good eurohouse - most of these choruses are too good to deserve the shoddy treatment they get here. A Capella would be terrific over something in the Mandarine Girl/In White Rooms vein.

Matt DC, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Also Kelis is way better at torch-song type ballads than pretty much anyone else.

Matt DC, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link

one of the things i love about this album is that she makes no distinction between highbrow and lowbrow versions of house and wraps them all around each other because she doesn't know better

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link

It's nothing to do with highbrow and lowbrow and more about good vs crap. At least half of this fantasy bootleg album would be about as High Street as possible.

Matt DC, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

all of the album is fucking planters tho as is

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 10:24 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post

Agreed. I've always disliked Kylie Minogue's "Spinning Around" - kind of deadened fag-end filter disco - but when she performed it live using the music from CeCe Penniston's "Finally" it suddenly became brilliant. "Finally" is neither more or less high-brow than the original "Spinning Around", but the former is vibrant and energising where the latter sounds both self-satisfied and "will this do?"

I feel like Fleshtone has emerged at roughly the same point in post-electro-house as "Spinning Around" did vis a vis post-french-house, and at times there's a similar sense in which the listener is expected to just register the style's basic cues and think "oh yes I do like this style" with no regard to whether it's a good example or not. (a fairly reliable bet with this music's gay audeince at least I guess)

Which is not to say nothing totally amazing in this style could ever emerge again - Kylie's "Love At First Sight" is pretty much in the same style as "Spinning Around" but is magical.

Tim F, Monday, 19 July 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

A Capella would be terrific over something in the Mandarine Girl/In White Rooms vein.

I think the kid might be onto something.

oh sh!t a ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ (sic), Monday, 19 July 2010 10:42 (thirteen years ago) link

No, that would be *terrible*. There's something just way too subtle about that kind of music. It wouldn't work, it would actually sound quite boring. The Kelis album works *because* it's all bombast and obvious stylistic tricks, but in a really fun way that compliments her over the top delivery.

But I guess I just look for different things in my pop.

The Black Knight! Huzzah, My Lord! (Masonic Boom), Monday, 19 July 2010 10:53 (thirteen years ago) link

at times there's a similar sense in which the listener is expected to just register the style's basic cues and think "oh yes I do like this style" with no regard to whether it's a good example or not. (a fairly reliable bet with this music's gay audeince at least I guess)

you see this was absolutely what i was expecting the album to be, and it was really surprising that it turned out to be a lot more than this - it doesn't feel as cheap or tossed-off as so much else doing the rote post-gaga redonesque urbanlectro rounds at the moment, it doesn't really feel like kelis is just doing a genre move for the sake of it. it's not as great as her first three albums but it's as good/better than kelis was here (though they're both 7/10 for completely different reasons)

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 19 July 2010 10:53 (thirteen years ago) link

gah post wasn't finished!

it doesn't come across like a genre move b/c kelis has been dabbling in commercial dance since day dot (timo maas, richard x, moby collabs), and i kind of admire how she hasn't gone for the obvious r&b/dance fusion album but she's just dived in at the deep end and made an album of songs like shapeshifters' "lola's theme" and sonique's "it feels so good". which i think we all agree are commercial dance classics, right?

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 19 July 2010 10:56 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, she didn't adopt house signifiers, she made a house album, there's a difference.

The Kelis album works *because* it's all bombast and obvious stylistic tricks, but in a really fun way that compliments her over the top delivery.

^^^otm

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 10:57 (thirteen years ago) link

made an album of songs like shapeshifters' "lola's theme" and sonique's "it feels so good"

They're okay but they're not in Finally or Show Me Love territory*, and I think the songs on Fleshtone are absolutely good enough to be in that bracket given the right treatment. But the production choices made here are just so hacky where they could have been transcendent - "will this do?" accusation totally OTM. There's nothing wrong with bombastic but there's good bombastic and there's lazy half-arsed bombastic. The end result is just clumsy, it's like the difference between Vitalic and Justice.

These songs don't really sound like Lola's Theme or It Feels So Good either fwiw.

*Or for that matter Corona's Rhythm Of The Night which sounds terrific over In White Rooms.

Matt DC, Monday, 19 July 2010 11:02 (thirteen years ago) link

also there's actual BASS on this album, which the urbanlectro fusion has been sorely lacking. and there's a sense of grandeur in her vocals that balances out the obvious bombast-rush of the arrangements.

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:03 (thirteen years ago) link

See, for me, vocals of GRANDEUR and bombast-arrangements work together. In a way that vocals of GRANDEUR over much more subtle treatments only serve to make the grand vocals seem silly or the subtle treatments seem boring.

But then again, Matt DC will chase me off the thread because I do actually prefer Justice to Vitalic. (But then again, I see Justice as just a cheesy Goth-Industrio fun slampiece.)

The Black Knight! Huzzah, My Lord! (Masonic Boom), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:07 (thirteen years ago) link

matt dc is weirding me out on this thread by using the argument i always use about something i like

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:08 (thirteen years ago) link

and that i was FULLY expecting to succumb to all those pitfalls!

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link

something in the Mandarine Girl/In White Rooms vein.

^^^ Hardly lacking in grandeur IMO.

Tim F, Monday, 19 July 2010 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link

(I'm tempted to say that the reason Kylie doing filter house doesn't work is more because she has the vocal personality of a hamburger bun than the production, but I haven't listened to Kylie close enough to know for certain.)

The Black Knight! Huzzah, My Lord! (Masonic Boom), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link

speaking of moby and kelis mashups: this and 4th july

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj8oFqzMcCw

plax (ico), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm not really advocating Kelis doing Booka Shade here but she could have made an INCREDIBLE bombastic commercial diva house record and instead she got maybe half way there. Maybe I'm just advocating a more retro type commercial diva house - all the reference points I'm reaching for are from the 90s whereas you can't deny Fleshtone is 100% contemporary.

Matt DC, Monday, 19 July 2010 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link

(I'm tempted to say that the reason Kylie doing filter house doesn't work is more because she has the vocal personality of a hamburger bun than the production, but I haven't listened to Kylie close enough to know for certain.)

that's true re: her vocal personality, but as tim says the kylie/filter house combination has worked sometimes, so idk really

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe it's a question of environment - perhaps Mandarine Girl/In White Rooms work really nicely over a Funktion 1 sound system in a club environment, but listening to them at work, over YouTube and shitty headphone speakers, they sound, well, subtle to the point of dull. Pop music like Kelis *has* to be able to sparkle, even over shitty MP3 sound quality in rubbish sound quality environments like my desk workstation. And they do.

But I do recognise that a lot of you are speaking from a "does this work in a club" perspective while I'm talking about it from a "can I listen to this as I program" perspective, which is what I want pop music and especially dance to function for.

The Black Knight! Huzzah, My Lord! (Masonic Boom), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

you can't deny Fleshtone is 100% contemporary.

― Matt DC, Monday, July 19, 2010 11:13 AM (1 minute ago)

i think it sounds ridic retro?

plax (ico), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Kylie only works in contexts where the flat/blandness of her voice is a *feature* - where the song is supposed to exude polished sophistication and the shiny all-white sleekness. Where the vocal is *supposed* to have the emotional lack of aura of a coffee jingle. In cases like that, Kylie's voice works fine as a kind of cipher. But in cases where the vocal needs a strong personality and presence, she's all wrong.

But this is not a Kylie thread.

The Black Knight! Huzzah, My Lord! (Masonic Boom), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:17 (thirteen years ago) link

that a lot of you are speaking from a "does this work in a club" perspective while I'm talking about it from a "can I listen to this as I program" perspective

No I'm absolutely talking about this from a radio/listening to at work perspective, I just think this particular style Kelis has opted for sounds shitty even on headphones/on work speakers.

Matt DC, Monday, 19 July 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

(I'm tempted to say that the reason Kylie doing filter house doesn't work is more because she has the vocal personality of a hamburger bun than the production, but I haven't listened to Kylie close enough to know for certain.)

my argument is about the backing music not the singer - we should leave kylie the singer out of it. And what lex said above.

Tim F, Monday, 19 July 2010 11:19 (thirteen years ago) link

but... but... how can you leave the singer out of it when the whole point is the fit/contrast between the singer and the backing?

The Black Knight! Huzzah, My Lord! (Masonic Boom), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link

kelis doing retro diva house would be kinda lame, i'm ~glad~ it sounds contemporary

BIG MEECH aka the larryhoover (The Reverend), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:24 (thirteen years ago) link

but... but... how can you leave the singer out of it when the whole point is the fit/contrast between the singer and the backing?

Because the backing music for "Spinning Around" and much of Fleshtones would be p. lame regardless of who sang over it.

Tim F, Monday, 19 July 2010 11:25 (thirteen years ago) link

the backing music of "spinning around" is nothing special whereas the backing music of flesh tone is mostly amazing though? i don't get where this "it sounds shitty" argument is coming from, it's pretty much an amalgam of a ton of commercial dance sounds that i love which is totally refreshing after hearing so many pop artists get it wrong lately

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Given that many of us on this thread have absolutely no problem with Flesh Tone I don't think that argument works. With another singer - or as instrumental club music - it might be "lame" but with Kelis, it works. Hell, she got me to like and even *enjoy* a Boys Noize production, so that really does say something for the combination.

The Black Knight! Huzzah, My Lord! (Masonic Boom), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:29 (thirteen years ago) link

It means you enjoy a Boys Noize production.

Tim F, Monday, 19 July 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link

People are allowed to like things other people don't. We can both be right/wrong on this.

Tim F, Monday, 19 July 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link

haha yeah i'm not exactly a big fan of any of the producers kelis has worked with here - last time i saw boys noize in a club he did my head in - it's a bit similar to gaga/redone in that his production sounds awful to me 90% of the time but working with gaga clearly forces him to raise his game substantially

لوووووووووووووووووووول (lex pretend), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link

It means that I like the combination of Boys Noize with Kelis. I do not like Boys Noize under usual circumstances. Sometimes it is the combination, rather than the ingredients, so discussing the ingredients separately and switching them out is only half the story.

The Black Knight! Huzzah, My Lord! (Masonic Boom), Monday, 19 July 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link

It occurred to me that I'd just assumed that the really boshing blary penultimate track was the Boys Noize collaboration and I actually quite like his song here. He can do restrained quite well when he wants to, his remix of My Moon My Man by Feist being the prime example.

Matt DC, Monday, 19 July 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

five months pass...

SONG FOR BABBY SONG FOR BABBY SONG FOR BABBY

― The Reverend, Saturday, May 22, 2010 8:46 AM Bookmark

The Reverend, Friday, 31 December 2010 08:27 (thirteen years ago) link

"Song For the Baby" works because it's not sentimental at all, just joyous and celebratory.

― upper mississippi sh@key mo (The Reverend), Tuesday, May 25, 2010 1:55 PM Bookmark

I said this before but not only does it avoid sentimentality by being j&c, it also does so by being v frank and honest and avoiding any pretense of sugarcoating. It's a strange mix of emotions that not only works, but avoids obvious ways out.

The Reverend, Friday, 31 December 2010 08:30 (thirteen years ago) link

This is a very emotionally complex album altogether.

The Reverend, Friday, 31 December 2010 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link

"brave" is the monster on this

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, June 1, 2010 8:19 AM (7 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 10:34 (thirteen years ago) link

i was SUPER TOUGH but now i'm SUPER STRONG

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link

for a while i heard that as "i was SUPERTHUG but now i'm SUPER STRONG" which would've been a kinda neat neptunes reference but oh well

lex diamonds (lex pretend), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 10:36 (thirteen years ago) link

fauntleroy

i underrated this album all year

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 4 January 2011 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link

it is at least my #2 some days my #1

tears of a self-clowning oven (The Reverend), Tuesday, 4 January 2011 10:45 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

I'm backtracking and listening to Wanderland for the first time and I mostly like it so far. I would say Kelis has my idea of a classic R&B sound than most relatively recent R&B singers I've heard. Also, I'm kind of surprised this stuff doesn't sound familiar, but I guess it's because she wasn't that big in the U.S. (and I haven't been going out of my way to hear R&B, and apparently not spending times in places where I might happen to hear it anyway).

(Anyone uninterested in my impressions of R&B singers is free to ignore them.)

_Rudipherous_, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

That album wasn't even released in the US.

The Reverend, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

That probably didn't help.

_Rudipherous_, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

well this is completely not what i was expecting from her

http://soundcloud.com/kelis-fans/kelis-call-on-me

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:21 (eleven years ago) link

i have to listen a few times more but instareaction is: YES

the horns, that bassline...

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:22 (eleven years ago) link

this is erasing all of those bad memories of "Bossy"

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:32 (eleven years ago) link

Love that song!

Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

(Bossy)

Z S up HOOS down (Spottie_Ottie_Dope), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:38 (eleven years ago) link

I... do not

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:39 (eleven years ago) link

did you ever hear the switch remix of it, dan?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=81WLcAtLVdk

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:41 (eleven years ago) link

nope

this is okay

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 20:51 (eleven years ago) link

loving this

produced by Dave Sitek apparently!

sandra dayo connor (The Reverend), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

i don't really have any sort of handle on sitek's sound and his wiki discography isn't illuminating me

this song though, so good so good so good

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 09:15 (eleven years ago) link

I associate him with making guitars sound fantastic (even when boring bands are involved) but I've no idea how he would approach a Kelis track. Not heard this one yet.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 09:41 (eleven years ago) link

oh it's called "jerk ribs" not "call on me"

http://soundcloud.com/kelis/jerk-ribs

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 11:58 (eleven years ago) link

this song is really damn good

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 23 April 2013 15:30 (eleven years ago) link

Sounds kind of Dear Science

sandra dayo connor (The Reverend), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 18:42 (eleven years ago) link

LOVE IT.

Tim F, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

I wish her vocal and the melody was a little bit more...something. The track itself is a total jam, though.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

You know when Beyonce said she was being influenced by Fela Kuti? The arrangement here is kinda what I imagined.

Tim F, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

yeah this is for real

brb buying poppers w/my employee discount (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 21:45 (eleven years ago) link

Song is great. Horns are straight off a Tony Allen album from the '70s. Would love to hear a whole album like this.

誤訳侮辱, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

feeling this tbh

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

like this and...it kinda reminds me of the solange stuff from last yr

monotony, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:57 (eleven years ago) link

I see the resemblance definitely but I'm liking this a lot more.

Tim F, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

I was so put off by "Losing You" I never checked out the other new Solange stuff :/

sandra dayo connor (The Reverend), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

Losing You's b-side was fantastic. Better than the rest of the ep.

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

(I'd forgotten the name. It's "Sleep in the Park".)

Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 23 April 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

lol, i've seen people elsewhere react to this with "she's copying solange!!!!" as though both of them weren't harking back to and drawing on much older forms of soul, afrobeat etc

(and as though kelis hasn't just written an effortlessly better song)

flamenco drop (lex pretend), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 07:52 (eleven years ago) link

Crucially, Kelis doesn't feel like she's using drums as a strainer-filter for all the messy emotion of R&B.

Tim F, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 07:55 (eleven years ago) link

i don't think she's copied her, merely that they appear to be mining similar territory. fan of both ftr.

monotony, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 09:39 (eleven years ago) link

not feeling

r|t|c, Wednesday, 24 April 2013 11:52 (eleven years ago) link

Me neither. The horns are an annoyance.

the little prince of inane false binary hype (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 24 April 2013 23:51 (eleven years ago) link

Just pulled out wanderland again. Haven't listened to it in years and it drives me nuts that they've yanked all the stuff from it from youtube on copyright grounds, which is insane because its like you didn't even release the album in the states! why won't you just let people hear it!

start-to-finish one of my favorite albums still. other albums and artists probably have better individual tracks. but it has a consistency of vision and an overall structure that just knocks me out. Also this is probably my favorite period of neptunes productions. another buried kelis/neptunes classic circa about the same period is Royce Da 5'9"'s Make This Run. love how the production feels looped and regular and super-electronic but simultaneously sort of subtly evolves over the course of the tracks with a subtly organic feel. its like it keeps time with my breathing. and the imagery with the wings is just next level.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:19 (ten years ago) link

the intro on junkie is so playful.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link

the futurism/conscious stuff in little suzie especially, its like the direct predecessor to janelle monae. i wonder how different kelis' career could have been if this was a hit in the states.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link

new song is strong imo, i'm into the production.

shit tie (Jordan), Thursday, 2 May 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link

holy shit i never heard the young fresh so solid remix before! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8wiFB3B8qyY

it's a mess, but it's also totally great.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 3 May 2013 17:40 (ten years ago) link

ten months pass...

I just heard the last part of a great interview w/ Kelis on the broadcast of the "BBC World Service" (for either March 4 or 5, I would guess)

anyone know where I can find the rest of it? google is no help.

espring (amateurist), Wednesday, 5 March 2014 06:44 (ten years ago) link

One of these, maybe? Kelis seems to have been on BBC Radio a lot in the past couple of days.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/search/iplayer/?q=kelis

Jeff W, Wednesday, 5 March 2014 12:29 (ten years ago) link

three years pass...

kelis flesh tone is insanely underrated

21st century/fourth of july are all time

In a slipshod style (Ross), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 07:19 (six years ago) link

22nd century **

In a slipshod style (Ross), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 07:21 (six years ago) link

otm

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

I did not remember that Ned didn't like Kelis

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Playing 3 shows in Victoria soon, sounds amazing

kolakube (Ross), Friday, 26 January 2018 00:37 (six years ago) link

felt sad at seeing her judge that awful choir competition thing on the BBC (since cancelled?) but hey gotta pay the bills

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 26 January 2018 10:57 (six years ago) link

one year passes...
three years pass...

classique

this disclosure thing is my dance anthem tbh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GM2oOEmDU3w

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Friday, 29 July 2022 00:41 (one year ago) link

oof cringey video tho

the cat needs to start paying for its own cbd (map), Friday, 29 July 2022 00:42 (one year ago) link

solid jam

by all accounts Nas was a terrible husband and his story of their relationship on "Bye Baby" is probably a load of bullshit, but this image stuck with me:

You screaming at the racist cops in Miami was probably
The highlight of my life

corrs unplugged, Friday, 29 July 2022 09:29 (one year ago) link

https://pitchfork.com/news/kelis-says-she-wasnt-told-beyonce-sampled-her-on-renaissance/

“Milkshake” is interpolated on Beyonce's “Energy.” When she heard the song was sampled, Kelis likened it to “theft.” She is not listed as one of the producers, composers, or lyricists on the sampled song and has previously discussed the terms of her early contract.

curmudgeon, Friday, 29 July 2022 11:32 (one year ago) link

It's the delivery of the lines "On stage, rockin', I'm star crazy, Cocoa flow like 1980's" using the flow from the Milkshake hook that's in question? used to be a commonplace and benign thing to make references like that

maybe I'm not hearing it right

corrs unplugged, Friday, 29 July 2022 11:42 (one year ago) link

Kelis thinks she should have gotten a songwriting credit for "Milkshake" long ago, but acknowledges she signed a contract then. So since there's a credit on the B album to the Neptunes for the "interpolation" she thinks she should have been credited as well. But yeah that used to be commonplace to make melodic references like that.

curmudgeon, Friday, 29 July 2022 12:05 (one year ago) link

Aah now I get it, thx

corrs unplugged, Friday, 29 July 2022 12:12 (one year ago) link

ten months pass...

So she's dating Bill Murray. Huh.

Um…

CeeLô Borges (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 8 June 2023 23:08 (ten months ago) link

Great revive?

CeeLô Borges (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 8 June 2023 23:08 (ten months ago) link

I don’t know what famous people do.

CeeLô Borges (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 8 June 2023 23:10 (ten months ago) link

Pondering it too much, that way lies madness.

CeeLô Borges (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 8 June 2023 23:23 (ten months ago) link

Not that this will stop me.

CeeLô Borges (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 8 June 2023 23:36 (ten months ago) link

I don't have any actual opinion about Kelis dating Bill Murray, I just thought it was interesting in a "pictures of famous people you wouldn't expect together" way.

Right, of course.

CeeLô Borges (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 8 June 2023 23:42 (ten months ago) link


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