Men with Long Hair: Classic or Dud

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All time dud IMO.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link

What is this, Teatime with Donald Peers?

No.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:11 (ten years ago) link

Wait.

I think I need to know how long we're talking here.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:12 (ten years ago) link

when i was teaching in new england i was surprised to learn how trendy this is again among high school students

Mordy , Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:13 (ten years ago) link

Long at sides and back + non-existent on top = MEGADUD.

Generally speaking though - enormous dud. There are very very very few who can pull off long hair well.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:15 (ten years ago) link

Shaggy sorta longish maybe chin-length hair is often ok but I assume we're talking like long wizardy I really like classic rock type hair.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:16 (ten years ago) link

Sigh.

Thread premise is NOT EVEN RONG. Ronger than rong.

I follow a Tumblr which is basically just photos of hott dudes with long hair, all day long. And it is a thing of beauty and a thing of joy.

The only men who hate men with long hair are those who are folicularly challenged. You're just jealous; you'll get over it.

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:17 (ten years ago) link

I so wish I could pull it off. Unattainable classic.

jmm, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:19 (ten years ago) link

classic. Wish I'd grown mine long before I started balding.

bilbo bobbins (how's life), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:20 (ten years ago) link

Is this becoming a thing again? I hope so. Fed up of short hair + beard on people who don't have to have short hair (like me) cos they'd look stupid with long hair. Also long hair doesn't work well with cycling helmets / caps. Not with a head as large as mine.

the drummer is a monster (Scik Mouthy), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:22 (ten years ago) link

My kid has long hair. It looks great on him. All the rest of the dudes in his class are pretty much buzz-cuts. So happy for him.

bilbo bobbins (how's life), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:23 (ten years ago) link

if you mean "parted down the middle" "or growing down your back" dud dud dud

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:23 (ten years ago) link

You guys are weird. Maybe we're thinking of different types long hair. It can look OK on a very select few but the guys who often sport really long hair are usually the exact kind who shouldn't.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:25 (ten years ago) link

all three duds

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:26 (ten years ago) link

DUDDDDD on every level for me (having it, finding it attractive in a sexual way, finding it a good look in an aesthetic way)

my head overheats if i let my hair grow even slightly, no idea how the long-haired cope

lex pretend, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:26 (ten years ago) link

Guys in first pic least objectionable. The Fabio type hair is more often than not usually just often. I know one male person who it works on but he's a tiny androgynous elfin folk/rock singer dude and I think most anything would work on him.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:28 (ten years ago) link

guys, if you wanna be my lover gotta cut all your bangs

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link

That should have said "Fabio type hair is more often than not usually just awful". It's early - I'm not awake yet.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:29 (ten years ago) link

The middle pic is pretty awesome. I always envied dudes with curly long hair like that. Stephen Perkins.

bilbo bobbins (how's life), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:30 (ten years ago) link

Complaints complaints

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:30 (ten years ago) link

Guys in first pic least objectionable.

My hair is getting towards that length at the moment, more out of laziness than any particular fashion choice.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:30 (ten years ago) link

As a general rule, dud. There are tons of notable exceptions, but most of those exceptions are extremely beautiful humans who would look amazing at any time regardless of hairstyle. And tbh in most cases I would probably prefer those dudes if they got a haircut as well.

franny glass, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link

Ned, you're Ned. Normal rules do not apply.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:31 (ten years ago) link

Which is to say, I can't imagine your hair any other way. It suits you. It works. It's Ned.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:32 (ten years ago) link

Also long hair doesn't work well with cycling helmets / caps.

my head overheats if i let my hair grow even slightly,

Reasons number one and number two why I don't generally wear my hair longer than I do. Also, my hair gets really weirdly curly if I let it get too long.

Ian from Etobicoke (Phil D.), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:32 (ten years ago) link

Middle guy was in a Wednesday afternoon 6th form 'enrichment' film class I did. All I remember about him is that in the first session we all had to introduce ourselves and give some information. I'll never forget his: "My name's Barry and I'm really into weaponry."

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:33 (ten years ago) link

Which is to say, I can't imagine your hair any other way. It suits you. It works. It's Ned.

I am more than fine with this take!

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:34 (ten years ago) link

I'll never forget his: "My name's Barry and I'm really into weaponry."

Oh my god.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:36 (ten years ago) link

"My name's Barry and I'm really into weaponry."

hahahaha amazing

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:36 (ten years ago) link

Barry just went up a couple points imo.

Also I am picturing that line coming out of that guy and dying.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:37 (ten years ago) link

Yeah Barry sounds like a gem.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:38 (ten years ago) link

Was he into swords or guns? I assume the former.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:38 (ten years ago) link

Barry needs to be befriended and blogged about here.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:39 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/gv5iqvD.jpg

, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link

I had long hair as a youth when I was exactly the kind of dude who shouldn't, did all the wrong things with it, and probably am biased against ever having hair that is longer than would cover my ears ever again

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link

yeah I looked a little like that only less blonde and less masculine

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link

total classic imo. branwell otm upthread. wish i could pull it off, my hair is just jet black curls and it grows out rather than down, which is why i keep it pretty short. i'd love to have long straight hair. i'm not a metaller but i pretty much always dig that look if done well. there's a good tradition of longhairs apart from metallers, too, you're in good company - native americans, hippies, ned raggett. it can be done poorly a la fabio but i don't think fabio would be any better with shorter hair.

marcos, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:41 (ten years ago) link

native americans, hippies, ned raggett.

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

and by long, i mean fuckin LONG -- shaggy shoulder length is not enough it should really come down pretty far on your back

marcos, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

Classic if it makes the person who has it happy.

Dud if it was forced on them by someone locking them in a basement and refusing them scissors.

emil.y, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:43 (ten years ago) link

also if there is some curl it can still look really cool, e.g. kurt vile

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2013/4/4/1365095323218/Kurt-Vile-008.jpg
^^would kill for that look

marcos, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link

There are tons of notable exceptions, but most of those exceptions are extremely beautiful humans who would look amazing at any time regardless of hairstyle. And tbh in most cases I would probably prefer those dudes if they got a haircut as well.

Hey, much like people who are not men, some people have really nice hair and some don't. If you have hair with a nice texture, quality, shininess, whatever, AND it's good for your face, the cut is tailored to you and your life, I'm sure it can work. Also, welcome to the hygiene and beauty world that women live in if you want a certain effect, ie straightness, curliness, more shine, more lift, less lift.

But my lizard brain is fucked up about this, in terms of personal preference. Short hair/no hair is the only thing I'm attracted to. I dunno maybe there are exceptions somewhere in photos of fabulously attractive famous athletes or something but basically that quote otm. ^^

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:45 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/TtpXK2x.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/z9x1dXs.jpg

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lol you're loving this

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/EbuAXyE.jpg

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http://farm8.static.flickr.com/7070/6933238405_e30eb2bb43.jpg

brimstead, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:49 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/kJF2mCe.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/OTNpD7E.jpg

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all these dudes 龜 posted would suck w/ or w/o longhair.

merzbow looks great
http://thewire.co.uk/images/artists/merzbow/MERZBOW.jpg
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/27311241/Merzbow+120090318847484.jpg
http://thethingonthedoorstep.be/Photo/Merzbow.jpg

marcos, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:53 (ten years ago) link

the ratty grunge mop is up and coming with the all the SE kids, you'll be there soon enough Dwight.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/6J6K6xk.jpg

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I don't think there's a single female haircut variation that I haven't found attractive on at least one woman

(baiting 龜 to create a thread with completely ridiculous hair on women, crossing my fingers here)

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link

merzbow looks great

Before my current hair cut I hadn't cut my hair for 6 months and my friend's girlfriend told me that I should just let it grow to metalhead length because it's a good look for Azns

, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link

Depends on the man and the hair, but I certainly don't have a blanket objection. Like, I remember guys in college with long hair who never should've had long hair (either because of their actual hair or their ability to care for it) but at the same time there's this:

http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/500/40798901/David+Gilmour+YoungDavid.jpg

Also marcos OTM.

carl agatha, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link

a facebook friend who is a hair stylist posted some blog saying that a bun (long hair pulled into a knot on the back of the head) on men is totally a thing

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

I used to have long hair in my late teens and looked like a cross between Curtis Stigers and Garth from Wayne's World.

And when you f--- up, you go backwards (snoball), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:56 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/anKiex0.jpg

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bun (long hair pulled into a knot on the back of the head)

thank you for the clarification here

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

I think Jonathan Larroquette sports a bun from time to time.

bilbo bobbins (how's life), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link

He does. It's a bad look.

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/ZEErlUn.jpg

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I never knew what merzbow looked like. He's pretty hot.

carl agatha, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/qIRbaF9.jpg

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lol what

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link

is that?

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:02 (ten years ago) link

It's the Cloonster

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omg.

bilbo bobbins (how's life), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:03 (ten years ago) link

clooney looking like Matt Mondanile right there

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:03 (ten years ago) link

this will never not be classic

http://www.artshound.com/sites/artshound.com/images/event/441799971/keiji_haino_category.jpg

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link

tbf if we could all be haino the world would be a quite different place.

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:07 (ten years ago) link

^ agreed xp

keiji cretins (NickB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link

I am currently growing my hair long, this thread is giving me a lot to think about, thanks y'all

the tune was space, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link

okay this thread has firmed up my feelings about long hair a bit, which is that it can be achingly classic in many cases but completely and utterly dud on a certain type of "suave" celebrity-type asshole dude, and that those dudes are assholes w/ or w/o long hair.

marcos, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link

Who's the guy in the black and white picture with the guitar? Is that Jim Morrison?

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Is that Clooney shot from the Men Who Stare at Goats?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link

haha i thought that clooney shot was tom selleck for some reason

marcos, Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link

dayo, it's japanese avant rock guy keiji haino

keiji cretins (NickB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link

O I C

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http://i.imgur.com/9FzAsZ7.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/8QRxR5r.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/uEnxqNw.jpg

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http://i.imgur.com/aJFvnZi.jpg

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asian/native am hair looks pretty good this way eh

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:32 (ten years ago) link

Have not read rest of thread but OMG Yorke, you just dissed Benjamin Curtis unthread so you are dead to me D.E.A.D. show some respect to the dead, I can't even KMT, RMDE, SMH and every other expression of derision going.

Will read the rest of thread & revel in yr RONGness when back on a laptop.

*totally unamused face*

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:52 (ten years ago) link

(n.b. I am not actually angry at Dwight but making fun of the hair of someone who has recently died of cancer is kinda NAGL and it is too soon IMO)

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 15:58 (ten years ago) link

Was unaware of the context, apologies for that.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:05 (ten years ago) link

almost always classic

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:09 (ten years ago) link

Any Sikhs post to ILX?

in fact, do read if you hate me (imago), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:23 (ten years ago) link

Sikh Mouthy

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:23 (ten years ago) link

Re: long hair and helmets, a buddy nearly crashed into Chelsea Clinton on a bicycle and took a spill but his volumes of hair protected his head like secret service kevlar

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link

luscious long or short, but

http://twitchfilm.com/assets/2008/02/TAsano-1.jpg

images of war violence and historical smoking (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:26 (ten years ago) link

ffs

a horse divided cannot stand (darraghmac), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:32 (ten years ago) link

Glad you started this dwight

You need to do "short hair on women" too

more r&b, vicar? (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:32 (ten years ago) link

short hair on girls: classic or dud

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:39 (ten years ago) link

This thread made me realize you never see Klingons with buzzcuts anymore
Worf with ponytail was kind of weird though

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:45 (ten years ago) link

Not as weird as Worf with a politician's wife bob.

carl agatha, Thursday, 30 January 2014 16:53 (ten years ago) link

xxxp oh sweet so this is actually a long-awaited sequel, gw ilx

more r&b, vicar? (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 17:15 (ten years ago) link

I, too, had no idea that Merzbow was so... hotttttttt?

Wow.

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:01 (ten years ago) link

I am having a lot of trouble reconciling my current A1 crush with the fact that he not only has short hair, but actually looks pretty terrible with even slightly longer hair. This is not something I ever thought possible when I was younger.

But I am fairly sure we've been through this subject matter before (though I know not where) because I distinctly recall posting photos of my Dad (who has hair down to his arse) to explain why my default preference is that men should just have long hair. And then some people picked on me for saying short haired dudes looked "like shaved sheep" and it got a bit hairy (LOL) for a while.

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:06 (ten years ago) link

after saying something like that I hope you went on the lamb for awhile

christmas candy bar (al leong), Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:07 (ten years ago) link

yeah, I felt a bit sheepish coming back on ILX after that one.

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:09 (ten years ago) link

that's just about enough from ewe ppl

mookieproof, Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:13 (ten years ago) link

I keep trying to bang chicks that look like my mom, it's ok

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link

the shear effrontery of it

more r&b, vicar? (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:17 (ten years ago) link

dang it I hit Submit Post on that one on accident

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:17 (ten years ago) link

oh I thought we were still doing puns but we moved on to banging our moms ok

more r&b, vicar? (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:17 (ten years ago) link

it always starts with puns for some reason

more r&b, vicar? (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:18 (ten years ago) link

What is this, a Pixies song... sheep, mother-banging and god knows what?

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:20 (ten years ago) link

(Many, many str8 women lament that they end up with partners who are just like their dads. It's just kind of a thing.)

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:21 (ten years ago) link

((it's not even a sexual thing, it's just the fact of, growing up in the environment I did, I developed certain expectations, and men basically just look weird to me with really short hair. They look like shaved sheep. And hence all the baaaaaaah-llocks that took off at this point.))

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:27 (ten years ago) link

Having long hair is a great way of repelling people I wouldn't want to date in the first place.

polyphonic, Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:31 (ten years ago) link

lots of dudes want to find a woman like good ol' mom, it's definitely a thing

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:41 (ten years ago) link

expanding yr aesthetics to appreciate attractiveness in a variety of people seems like a good aspiration

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 19:43 (ten years ago) link

On the other hand, I'm also attracted to Lesbians Who Look Like Justin Beiber so who knows where that comes from.

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 20:00 (ten years ago) link

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2013/07/08/article-2358029-1A9E4E97000005DC-482_634x455.jpg

Did they all decide together to grow their hair longer, or was long hair compulsory for male rock stars in 1969...

mohel hell (Bob Six), Thursday, 30 January 2014 20:23 (ten years ago) link

I dunno but Charlie looks miserable

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 30 January 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link

That was just the smack.

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link

I just look for the beauty within.

charitable remainder unitrust (crüt), Thursday, 30 January 2014 20:32 (ten years ago) link

it's really a case-by-case thing where if you're hot enough you will continue to look hot, but i don't think anyone who looks bad with short hair would be drastically improved by growing it out. it's a luxury of pre-established beauties.

flopson, Thursday, 30 January 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link

I have long hair it gets in my mouth when I eat sandwiches

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link

A number of women have told me that they want to scalp me (it happened yesterday). It's a really strange thing to say and I never know how to react

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link

so envious of men with lots of long hair but i don't want to scalp anyone
i just want tons of hair

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:24 (ten years ago) link

I get "I want your hair!" a lot but I've nobody's ever said they're after my scalp

more r&b, vicar? (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:30 (ten years ago) link

I woudl react like "yeah...... I want your teeth"

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:34 (ten years ago) link

"I want (to feel) your teeth (on my scalp)"

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:34 (ten years ago) link

"come over to my house and comb me for hours"

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:36 (ten years ago) link

.....aaaannnnd we're back to fantasizing about our mothers

my collages, let me show you them (bernard snowy), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:37 (ten years ago) link

i like short hair on everybody

goole, Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:37 (ten years ago) link

not just on their heads. whole body.

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:39 (ten years ago) link

I have long hair it gets in my mouth when I eat sandwiches

― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy)

Haha, I was thinking of posting this exact sentiment but thought better of it; "no, that's too weirdly specific, no one will relate to that, maybe I am just an idiot who does not know how to sandwich properly"

CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:44 (ten years ago) link

yeah if you are kissing someone with long hair sometimes it gets in your mouth and ungh

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:45 (ten years ago) link

Sometimes when you both have long hair and are kissing it gets everywhere and it's kinda hott?

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:47 (ten years ago) link

but the TANGLES

CAROUSEL! CAROUSEL! (Telephone thing), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:47 (ten years ago) link

What about the Skrillex cut, is that long or short lol

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:47 (ten years ago) link

anything is acceptable when the situation is kind of hot, then later when it's under less hot circumstances it's all like "man, that is not that cool, actually"

mh, Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:48 (ten years ago) link

these are all minor concerns really the simple fact is that my hair is magnificent and everything else in the world, including me, is peripheral

more r&b, vicar? (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:49 (ten years ago) link

I wz one of those teenage boys who had long hair 'on principle' without paying attention whatsoever to how it looked. Shoulder-length, sometimes down (when it was alright) sometimes in a pony-tail (fuck. that. shit.).

Which is good in one way and bad in another.

I was just a little too pudgy and a little too hunched for it to look good, but I liked having it.

Those days ended at about 18/19, buzzcut came in as prem. balding started

I've seen the bun thing around a few times and actually think it looks pretty neat

cardamon, Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:55 (ten years ago) link

There is a kind of male-modelly looking dude around my neighbourhood (LOL Streatham Hill you are getting so gentrified) who walks around with a samurai style bun, and it's a good look on him. Yes.

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:56 (ten years ago) link

Are we talking tall, athletic build? I think that's a requirement for the look

cardamon, Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link

I don't really get the bun thing - what's the point of having long hair if you scrunch it up?

mohel hell (Bob Six), Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link

xp But let me reiterate: pony tails: fuck. that. shit.

cardamon, Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link

mohel, that's kind of the thing - it's obvious a bit of work's gone into it, sort of displaying one's handicraft interest or something.

cardamon, Thursday, 30 January 2014 21:59 (ten years ago) link

I only tie my hair back if I'm doing a dangerous procedure at work, or insufflating drugs

more r&b, vicar? (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 22:00 (ten years ago) link

just saw this:

was long hair compulsory for male rock stars in 1969...

Why, yes. Yes, it most certainly was. Unless you were Sgt. Barry Sadler.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/RobertSadler.jpg

Aimless, Thursday, 30 January 2014 22:01 (ten years ago) link

keep me away from this thread
sooo classic

kinder, Thursday, 30 January 2014 22:27 (ten years ago) link

I haven't cut my hair since the middle of 2012 and it's down past my collarbones now. I think this might actually be the longest it's ever been, at least since high school.

Also, I am single and have no gf prospects, so maybe this thread is onto something.

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 30 January 2014 22:30 (ten years ago) link

I had my 1st haircut in 8 years about 6 months ago

I am single but that is definitely down to my failings as a human being and not the failings of my hair, which is flawless

more r&b, vicar? (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link

before we talk about long hair, we need to do something about all the beards

brimstead, Thursday, 30 January 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link

If I could grow a beard I would totally have a beard. Or at least sideburns.

these birches is awful (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 22:57 (ten years ago) link

oh man we're going after beards now?

another derivative, mainstream sounding pop band made of girls (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:03 (ten years ago) link

I can't really defend my beard though

another derivative, mainstream sounding pop band made of girls (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link

This thread is full of mentalism and heteronormativity. IDGI.

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of bands (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:10 (ten years ago) link

Actually I don't even know if heteronormativity is even the word I'm looking for any more.

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of bands (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:11 (ten years ago) link

You can't diss the look of Fabio, or young Ted Danson

ineloquentwow (Craigo Boingo), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:12 (ten years ago) link

haha the thread concept and implied attendant values are obv moronic which is why I was urging dwight yorke to make it, I thought it would be funny

and dayo has been otm itt

another derivative, mainstream sounding pop band made of girls (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:14 (ten years ago) link

I do the bun thing but I angle it on diff parts of my head 4 fun

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link

Puzzled.

I demand some more hott boys!

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of bands (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link

pics, uh oh!

another derivative, mainstream sounding pop band made of girls (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:18 (ten years ago) link

no jesus jokes yet

brimstead, Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:20 (ten years ago) link

Nah wins sry

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:23 (ten years ago) link

haha ok

another derivative, mainstream sounding pop band made of girls (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link

Post pictures of your haircuts & I will judge them*!

*This will end in tears

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of bands (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:32 (ten years ago) link

lol I posted a picture to wdyll last year that was basically just my hair, not sure if it's still in the dropbox

another derivative, mainstream sounding pop band made of girls (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:33 (ten years ago) link

if this was 77 I'd post pictures of a guy I know with a samurai bob that looks pretty cool

another derivative, mainstream sounding pop band made of girls (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:35 (ten years ago) link

aight I found it but 1st you gotta know I will ride for my hair till judgement day

https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32863603/130828-205318.jpg

another derivative, mainstream sounding pop band made of girls (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:37 (ten years ago) link

metal dudes tend to have pretty good long hair

flopson, Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:40 (ten years ago) link

OMG I was so joking! But ok I will lookit your hair. :)

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of bands (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:46 (ten years ago) link

Wow ok wins, your hair is officially AMAZING. That is some fine hair.

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of bands (Branwell Bell), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:48 (ten years ago) link

I'm sayin!

another derivative, mainstream sounding pop band made of girls (wins), Thursday, 30 January 2014 23:50 (ten years ago) link

anyone with hair that beautiful should wear it long!

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 31 January 2014 00:08 (ten years ago) link

and i don't really care what people do with their hair, but if you have a beautiful head of hair it's your obligation to make the most of it

mambo jumbo (La Lechera), Friday, 31 January 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link

as this man always did

http://www.stylusmagazine.com/images/primer/ferry-bryan.jpg

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 January 2014 00:15 (ten years ago) link

Wistfully recalling my 16-y-o co-worker crush. His hair framed his face very beautifully AND he could pull off a fringed leather jacket.

ljubljana, Friday, 31 January 2014 00:31 (ten years ago) link

and dayo has been otm itt

otm

I kind of feel like the thread's initial goal to troll a set of posts out of the woodwork like clockwork has been a success

mh, Friday, 31 January 2014 00:56 (ten years ago) link

His hair framed his face very beautifully AND he could pull off a fringed leather jacket.

http://www.cowanauctions.com/itemImages/ggg1343.jpg

Aimless, Friday, 31 January 2014 04:37 (ten years ago) link

For some reason when I grow my hair out and part it, that little thin white line of scalp that shows at the part really bugs me, like I get kind of obsessed with the idea that people are looking at my scalp. Is this some garden variety anxiety about receding hair or some kinda midlife crisis shit like that? or am I just weird? (for reference, you can see this effect in, say, the pic of Tom Cruise upthread- it's not receding or anything, but you do see that little slice of scalp- and I don't like that part showing)

the tune was space, Friday, 31 January 2014 05:05 (ten years ago) link

i just realized that the happiest month of my life -- october 2008, by a long shot -- was the month when my hair was the longest it has ever been. i got it cut during thanksgiving break and it's been short ever since.

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 31 January 2014 06:15 (ten years ago) link

i sort of want to rock a jesus-type shoulder-length look but it's a long road to that point.

tɹi.ʃɪp (Treeship), Friday, 31 January 2014 06:18 (ten years ago) link

can't believe no one has posted this yet:

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID20872/images/Varg_with_Cat.jpg

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 06:37 (ten years ago) link

i'm in favor of dudes w long hair even though I hate hippies as a general rule. I see longhaired dudes in life & i always expect them to be chill & fun to talk to & I am rarely disappointed.
but I also find it attractive which prob explains that more than anything.

& I will rep for jonathan laroquette hair in a bun because a) UYD 4 LIFE and b) because Jah

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 January 2014 06:44 (ten years ago) link

what about longhaired dudes in utilikilts?

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Friday, 31 January 2014 06:58 (ten years ago) link

bridge too far imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 January 2014 07:27 (ten years ago) link

Fine if you are Skwisaar:
http://cdn.okcimg.com/php/load_okc_image.php/images/0x0/0x0/0/4296561064195693397.jpeg___1_500_1_500_cb94de6a_.png

Or similar. Roleplaying dudes in trenchcoats with long hair thatre going bald - STOP.

Many of my friends had v long straight hair in the 90s-early 2ks and all of em have gone short/shorter and look much better now, tbh. But its a case by case thing.

Beards, though. Beards. no. They can eff off.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 31 January 2014 09:15 (ten years ago) link

oh sod I always screw up that tag.

the Bronski Review (Trayce), Friday, 31 January 2014 09:15 (ten years ago) link

Come on.

http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3174/2506479800_70efa68e82.jpg

^^^just another builder you'd walk past on the streets of Redruth

http://cdn3.sbnation.com/imported_assets/1038736/tumblr_lmqibzkECx1qg02rso1_500.jpg

^^^hotttttttest dude of all time

He doesn't even LOOK like himself with short hair.

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of bands (Branwell Bell), Friday, 31 January 2014 10:31 (ten years ago) link

The former landlord of the Talbot on Tyrwhitt Rd in Brockley was the spit of RDJ. Then he got his hair cut and quit. He's been replaced by a bloke who looks like an INCREDIBLY stressed Scott Capurro.

the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Friday, 31 January 2014 10:36 (ten years ago) link

Maybe he was RDJ. That seems like a very RDJ thing to have done.

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of bands (Branwell Bell), Friday, 31 January 2014 10:44 (ten years ago) link

Hottest dude of all time looks a bit pasty and asthmatic in that photo, to me.

A bit of sea air and fresh veg should sort him out.

mohel hell (Bob Six), Friday, 31 January 2014 10:50 (ten years ago) link

He is An Celt. That is just the colour they come.

(Given his asthma inspired amazing tracks like Ventolin, I'm not complaining about that.)

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of bands (Branwell Bell), Friday, 31 January 2014 10:51 (ten years ago) link

Oh that's who that is!

wins, Friday, 31 January 2014 10:57 (ten years ago) link

The images you get when you google "A Celt" are hilarious.

http://www.mmdtkw.org/CNAf0351CeltIberian1.jpg

^^^long ginger hair in ponytail

(Though I thought contemporary accounts from the romans etc suggested that Celts stiffened their hair with lime and pulled it up into big spikes to look scary? Or was my Latin translation account really, really off?)

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of bands (Branwell Bell), Friday, 31 January 2014 11:01 (ten years ago) link

no woad, no cred

ogmor, Friday, 31 January 2014 11:24 (ten years ago) link

Well, he's still got his tunic on! Woad had to be smeared on the bare chest before throwing yourself, screaming, at a cowering Roman soldier.

tying in w/ the Dave vs Ray thread, this is a agl imo

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/67/Dave_Davies_1971.jpg

condo associations are people my friend (will), Friday, 31 January 2014 13:29 (ten years ago) link

yall are a bunch of noobs

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 January 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link

as a dude who once had p awesome hair but has had to watch his hairline slowly (mercifully, tbf) "mature", this is 100% correct: i don't really care what people do with their hair, but if you have a beautiful head of hair it's your obligation to make the most of it

condo associations are people my friend (will), Friday, 31 January 2014 13:39 (ten years ago) link

yall are a bunch of noobs

Hey now.

Ned Raggett, Friday, 31 January 2014 13:45 (ten years ago) link

i had a mullet when i was 17 = not noob

regret it? nope, said it? yep (Noodle Vague), Friday, 31 January 2014 13:47 (ten years ago) link

Uncle Dave!

That is what all the adult men around me looked like when I was a kid, so that is still what I expect men should basically look like.

I think bringing "builder" into it adds the class aspect. Not as much an issue these days when it's hardly a sign of nonconformity, but there was definitely a time where long hair on men was a signifier that you either had the economic/social capital to be a nonconformist, or you were some sort of artist/outlaw working outside the system.

mh, Friday, 31 January 2014 14:53 (ten years ago) link

idk these days I see people with full sleeve tattoos in most walks of life but that's still a dealbreaker in some areas, I think? not sure what style reads as inherently unemployable for so-called grunt work

mh, Friday, 31 January 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link

That's a pretty recent interpretation. Hair fashions on men have been going back and forth since the Roman (shaved, cropped)/Barbarian (long hair, beard) dichotomy but there have been many periods of western history where long hair was the norm for all men. In fact, going to a hairdresser to have it cut or curled was a class signifier.

also I forgot to add that long metal hair is the best best BEST

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 31 January 2014 14:57 (ten years ago) link

how about we go with the aesthetic period we're judging based on, I think most ppl in this thread are between 20 and 50 or so

mh, Friday, 31 January 2014 14:59 (ten years ago) link

Things have a context and things have a history, and bringing "class" into it means that you have to look at context and history.

wins looks like charles I.

goole, Friday, 31 January 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link

and we know what happened to him.

goole, Friday, 31 January 2014 15:22 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I know, he's been hiding in my oak tree for a week!

*not a euphemism!

goole otm

wins, I loved your work with Black Sabbath

mh, Friday, 31 January 2014 15:42 (ten years ago) link

i used to have long hair

lag∞n, Friday, 31 January 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link

i have a beard

lag∞n, Friday, 31 January 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link

its just whatever works man there are no rules you have to find yr own way im sorry

lag∞n, Friday, 31 January 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link

Beards are so great.

carl agatha, Friday, 31 January 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link

how do we feel about unibrows

mh, Friday, 31 January 2014 17:08 (ten years ago) link

ppl are always telling me I look like one of the charleses but it's usually ii

wins, Friday, 31 January 2014 17:17 (ten years ago) link

yeah but he smells like a billy goat

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 31 January 2014 17:23 (ten years ago) link

wins you are correct

i just wanted to make an oblique joke about you getting killed is all

goole, Friday, 31 January 2014 17:28 (ten years ago) link

bill steer

lock thread

bye

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Friday, 31 January 2014 18:03 (ten years ago) link

not before I post this:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/t1/30293_445145096056_4763708_n.jpg
^^ my dad (and me) in 1973. We lived in a shared house, and all the adults were beautiful and had luxurious hair. So like BB, I grew up with a firm preference for long hair. I agree it needs to be looked after, though, and there's no way to make it look good once it really starts to thin.

poor fishless bastard (Zora), Saturday, 1 February 2014 01:09 (ten years ago) link

Original band name for Men Without Hats.

tbd (Eazy), Saturday, 1 February 2014 01:30 (ten years ago) link

zora was yr dad in pink floyd y/n

(for carl agatha) speaking of the floyd, dave gilmour is why long hair was invented

http://www.metalmouth.net/media/2012/09/DGilmour1.jpg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 February 2014 07:43 (ten years ago) link

roxy otn

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 February 2014 07:44 (ten years ago) link

or otm, even

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 February 2014 07:44 (ten years ago) link

Amazing picture, Zora!

Here is Papa Bell plus a pair of Baby Bells, also in 1973, also with lovely, long, luxuriant hair, which is how I believe all adult males should essentially be:

http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7349/12248171743_a664d0e7b7_o.jpg

(I have clearly never changed my taste in shirts, either.)

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of beards (Branwell Bell), Saturday, 1 February 2014 09:48 (ten years ago) link

(Camping, it was what hippies did, probably in Wales: School of Severn Bells)

Another derivative, mainstream-sounding girl made of beards (Branwell Bell), Saturday, 1 February 2014 09:49 (ten years ago) link

VG <3

carl agatha, Saturday, 1 February 2014 10:33 (ten years ago) link

Gosh, I never knew ol' Dave was such a brooding beauty. My dad was not in the Floyd but he did roadie and play a bit of guitar for a prog rock band called, iirc, Death Kit II.

You look so happy there BB! I love your matching stripy shirts.

Any more ILX0rs got cool hairy dad pics?

poor fishless bastard (Zora), Saturday, 1 February 2014 16:02 (ten years ago) link

Or we can start a separate thread for funky old parent pics if people are interested & want to keep this one on topic.

poor fishless bastard (Zora), Saturday, 1 February 2014 16:04 (ten years ago) link

plus a pair of Baby Bells

D'awwww!

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 1 February 2014 16:06 (ten years ago) link

Thanks!

I think we have somewhere a "what did you used to look like?" thread for adorable baby pics and the like. I do like the idea of a "post pics of your parents in the 70s" thread but also wonder if it could lead to badness, coz, like, I haven't asked either father or brother if they're OK with their pics being posted here.

a small viking themed quasi illegal outdoor rave I was DJing (Branwell Bell), Saturday, 1 February 2014 16:40 (ten years ago) link

No, good point.

poor fishless bastard (Zora), Saturday, 1 February 2014 16:43 (ten years ago) link

Pretty sure there is a "70s bros being bros" thread (NB that is not the real title), ENBB can answer bc I think there's a bunch of pics of her dad in it.

Orson Wellies (in orbit), Saturday, 1 February 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/3n2NR.jpg%3F9380

soref, Saturday, 1 February 2014 17:27 (ten years ago) link

I wz one of those teenage boys who had long hair 'on principle' without paying attention whatsoever to how it looked.

hmm this is me except I'm not teenage or a boy and the only principle I have long hair on is that I was tired of being asked if I was a boy or a girl when I had short hair (which I also paid 0 attention to and was too plump-cheeked/square-faced to suit)

I was going to paste some long-haired former crushes but GIS kept also providing pics of them with short hair where they looked even hotter so my endorsement of their hair began to feel redundant

not a player-hater i just hate a lot (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 1 February 2014 22:45 (ten years ago) link

Are there any more examples of politicians growing their hair out after leaving office aside from LBJ?

http://img253.imageshack.us/img253/9201/lbjlonghair1.png

I'm sure Alan Milburn did this but I can't find any pictures

soref, Saturday, 1 February 2014 23:18 (ten years ago) link

The thread IO was talking about = dudes

Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Saturday, 1 February 2014 23:49 (ten years ago) link

all-time thread

flopson, Sunday, 2 February 2014 01:33 (ten years ago) link

esp your contributions

flopson, Sunday, 2 February 2014 01:34 (ten years ago) link

these dudes are outrageous!!

― Delhomme 3030 (roxymuzak), Saturday, 28 November 2009 00:06 (4 years ago) Permalink

flopson, Sunday, 2 February 2014 01:36 (ten years ago) link

oh noooo gbx's dad photos links are dead... so classic

flopson, Sunday, 2 February 2014 01:42 (ten years ago) link

^^ my dad (and me) in 1973. We lived in a shared house, and all the adults were beautiful and had luxurious hair. So like BB, I grew up with a firm preference for long hair. I agree it needs to be looked after, though, and there's no way to make it look good once it really starts to thin.

― poor fishless bastard (Zora), Friday, January 31, 2014 8:09 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i grew up in a family that did outdoor drama every summer, and everyone in those had long hair and beards and looked awesome. we grew up with similar aesthetics, probs.

1 P.3. Eternal (roxymuzak), Monday, 3 February 2014 06:33 (ten years ago) link

one year passes...

every time i have to trim/layer it i question if it's worth having long hair

F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link

Of course.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link

i've not had a haircut since June...

skateboards are the new combover (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 22:20 (eight years ago) link

Ugh

MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 22:37 (eight years ago) link

five years pass...

When the cold winter wind is blowing at just the right speed, a good long head of hair feels fucking amazing. Just stepped out on my back porch for a smoke and a beer and felt like a goddamned viking.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 31 December 2020 05:47 (three years ago) link

Should have been growing my hair this long as soon as I got out of the military. So many years wasted.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 31 December 2020 05:49 (three years ago) link

my hair is long(ish) for the first time since i was a teenager and i honestly just find it annoying. ive decided to get the top and sides trimmed down as those are the bits that annoy me. so i will have a mullet

Fenners' Pen (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 7 January 2021 22:47 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Turns out if you let your hair get to shoulder length and get a bit dirty it's..good? You can just tuck it behind your ears and then everyone else has to deal with looking at it but you don't?

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 14:21 (three years ago) link

There are many routes to success. (Also looking back at Tombot in December there, I am glad he has fully seen the path to the light.)

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 10 March 2021 16:04 (three years ago) link

yes, one for ILX posts with striking imagery

hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Wednesday, 10 March 2021 19:22 (three years ago) link


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