Clusterfuck Summary Corner

because the old one was locked

now, really, this hyundai thing...

basically it's people discovering the bag of shit that is Pomplamoose mixed in with another "what is a HIPSTER" argument

it's just "what is hipster," pt. 47

the first 200 posts are quality

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmrHapN3fcM

Back off there, DJP! Pomplamoose brings innocent joy to dozens upon dozens of "people".

lj about to start one in the iltmi gay thread, but tbph i'm kinda agreeing with him on that one.

i miss my old clusterfuckthread ;_;

well i miss the part with the jpg only rules, i think the last part was a bunch of peeps bickering or something. maybe ill unlock it later today

JPG version of my summary:

http://weallmakemusic.com/files/2010/04/Pomplamoose1.jpg
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_leftkrHJkw1qf8yek.gif
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_left5jMLUR1qf8yek.gif

http://answers.google.com/answers/threadview/id/189658.html

lj about to start one in the iltmi gay thread, but tbph i'm kinda agreeing with him on that one.

― all i gotta do is akh nachivly (darraghmac), Wednesday, January 5, 2011 7:20 PM (Yesterday)

kindof a shame that this didnt blow up considering the extent 2 which the 1p3 massive have been actin the prick l8ly jeez h christ

quality control aint always pretty u_u

yah, seems kindof beleaguered and desperate!

and sunburnt!

where did the gawker article about pomplamoose being christians go?

it was this:

http://lineout.thestranger.com/lineout/archives/2011/01/03/annoying-youtube-indie-fuxxorscar-shills-also-evangelical-christians

gawker one was fake

probably not a clusterfuck but uhh 3500 new answers?

ILM'S TOP 77 TRACKS of 2010 [Started by wee-based god (J0rdan S.) in January 2011, last updated 5 minutes ago by I've been dancing since 9 and I'm tired and hungry (Dorianlynskey) on I Love Music] 3514 new answers

music board posters be postin

Everyone keeping it constructive in that thread though.

don't think I've ever seen a thread with 3500+ new answers

mention tipping

dayo, maybe you should try glasgow more

(Oh, I guess those are not "new" answers.)

00's movie poll thread surely

Everyone keeping it constructive in that thread though.

― Glenroe in 3D (seandalai), Friday, January 28, 2011 1:17 AM (22 hours ago) Bookmark

This was a bit premature.

eh we werent beefing rlly

what did gilbert gottfried do?

got between tam tam and jon chi

made jokes about japan earthquake/crisis on twitter, hence creating debate about when/how humorists or comedians should react to large scale tragedies. which of course seems to have quickly gone off the rails into the land of personal attacks

WDGGD?

I like how your screen name reads like the answer

enraged naive board buffoons

some people thinks jokes about disasters are funny
other people think jokes about disasters are not funny

ALL OF THEM ARE TERRIBLE MONSTARS

x-post - Just to clarify - GG did not do me.

Daily Express?

there is no CF on that thread that i can see

What's it about?

odd future wolf thread's last 1000 posts...what caused the ruckus

xp DE is written and read by right wing bigots, ILX regularly does mass rolleyes.gif at headlines

odd future wolf thread's last 1000 posts...what caused the ruckus

― sometimes magic sounds like tape (San Te), Wednesday, 16 March 2011 23:43 (Yesterday) Bookmark

rap music is sometimes homophobic. also big l.

so what happened in the end with I Love Metal? it's getting shut down?

yes

deleted by popular demand and all metal threads have to be posted on ILM only

"all music threads to be posted on ilm, more at 11"

unless you think metal isnt music ;)

well anyone who thinks that can fuck right off; there's some common ground for you and i

haha

we can bond now!

clusterfuck on wtf is this i love metal nonsense

ronnie james dio must be turning in his grave. lol @ all the metal clusterfuckery atm

lemmy should come on ilm and sort all the haters out.

People cant complain about a metal sub-board,campaign to get it deleted,get it deleted after less than 2 days,then complain about more threads on metal being on ILM!

fewer

xpost ugh dude dont campaign for your clusterfucking here...shoo

summarize or gtfo

soo bagels & metal huh

what happened on the bagels thread?

Jewry v. Goyim clash.

bagels isn't really a clusterfuck though...nothing like the metal thread, or sleep deprived LJ on the Operation Delta Dawn thread

if we had an argument abt what constituted a clusterfuck itt would that be like putting a Starbucks in a Starbucks?

it'd just mean we'd need a new thread "Summarizing the Clusterfucks in the Clusterfuck Summary Corner" which would likely create an ILX singularity of epic proportions

has the 'has the 'has ile gone down the dumper' thread gone down the dumper' thread gone down the dumper?

hahaha

Someone to summarize 4 me pls: To what degree will you support musicians who (openly, possibly or jokingly) include racist, sexist, homophobic, or bigoted messages in their music, or who privately hold such beliefs?

I came in when they were talking about John Cale. Soon afterwards, it turned into a huge flamewar between Phil D. and Bill Magill over disco. Then it settled down into a discussion whether or not Wagner was a proto-Nazi.

sorry no gifs :(

At least partially: Geirbot.

also geirbombs

lol xp

also Geir comes off really badly

lol xp

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/9d/RichardWagner.jpg/230px-RichardWagner.jpg
http://img296.imageshack.us/i/hitlerbotpe8.jpg

oh man, massive xpost, sorry

ILM gets a "racism in music" clusterfuck every 3 months, it's so regular

Yeah that's why I didn't read it - figured it was the same old BS but just wanted to check if anything exciting actually happened.

that thread is good: lex, noodle vague, aero, nabisco all a+

i <3 clusterfuck threads about race though

Oooh see now those posters could make it worthwhile. Will check it out.

it's actually a really good thread apart from the geirbombs

problem with a geirbomb is that everyone wants to be the hero jumping on it with their helmet, even tho it doesn't detonate if left alone

AG otm, thread is v cool, geirbombs aside

Someone been cheating on an ilx-er* or something? Cheating thread is picking up posts like crazy.

*Damn ilxor ruining 'ilxor' as a way to refer to someone on ilx.

thread is pretty good, one or two dodge posts aside.

US Steel vs Norwegian Wood in the SB play-offs

i sometimes wish i could afford to hire a bunch of voice actors to read ilx threads for my entertainment, b/c man...

preferably Werner Herzog and Mark E. Smith

maybe some Bobby Gillespie for good measure

xtranormal.com imo

A couple months ago we found some site and were recording dramatic readings of posts but I can't remember what it was called now dammit. I can't read that thread anymore - it's bumming the hell out of me.

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=77&threadid=80027

The last time I checked, all of the recordings were gone, but that doens't mean we couldn't start the thread fresh.

Yeah, it's a shame that the links don't work anymore. THat was a lot of fun.

It was probably the closest I've ever come to being caught using ilx due to actual irl lols.

is us steel trolling or just insane?

having just found out who it is..

its an ilxor from way back

I can never keep track of this shit - who is it

k3rry

im amazed i didn't realise before

huh don't remember her at all

oh i think you do

c'mon, spill the beans!

how about lets not

I dunno, just searched for some of her old posts/threads and none of 'em ring a bell. not really that surprising, there are a lot of people here I don't really cross paths with.

to be clear yall can do whatever you want (uh within reason), thats not mod me talking

i can usually ignore dumbness but that really pissed me off today. like GTFO style. and i was in a good mood! first time i ever SB'd anyone.

its really hard to piss me off too!

jjusten, as a mod, how is she even allowed on ILX anymore?

seems like someone who should just be autobanned imo

didn't mean that to sound like i was angry at you btw

is there, um, some history here that I'm not getting? was she banned before for some reason?

i just have mixed feelings when it comes to posters that seem to be mentally ill or disabled, in the sense of not understanding what is appropriate behavior or picking up on basic social cues.

i genuinely thought she had been permabanned in like 2005, had no idea she was back. I have no personal beef with her or anything. Was just a bit stunned by that outburst on ilm (not even read that cheating thread dunno what happened there)

y'all are being a wee bit obtuse

can someone sum up what she did on the cheating thread?

racism

*whistles*

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Kerry_Keane

*whistles*

woah ilx has made it

i'll say it one more time

FREE DOM PASSANTINO

no way
xps

i was like omg

she was on ilx back in like 2003? or 2005? dunno why shes made her return, but its been "kind of lol but mostly sad"

uhm okay don't know what to make of that exactly...

cheating thread is no big deal but she did pop in and say some racially loaded things that seemed deliberately provocative

I never have any idea what's going on with the ILX soap operatics tbqh
xp

us steel more like huge racist troll

can the modern american left genuinely claim to be anti-racist?

yeah remember that ED thing, its a bit cruel, but now you guys know why some of us wonder how she got back

okay whoah

to max's link

xp

so ... totally insane

jjusten, as a mod, how is she even allowed on ILX anymore?

― congratulations (n/a), Thursday, March 24, 2011 10:14 PM (22 minutes ago)

idk if this is really the venue for this, but im fairly sure this is not trolling but an actual state of mind, and given that this seems to have accelerated quickly in the past couple of days im not comfortable instabanning someone in that position w/o warning.

sorry that wording is so vague but i think yall get where im at with this

starting a thread entitled "attn poster u s steel" and then posting, if you don't cut out the crazy racist shit you will be permabanned. i say this with love"?

surely a direct message would be a little more, um, subtle

now there's a thought!

i'm with you jjj on the last. i'd be happy to send a quick note?

Remy if you could do that and let JJJ & myself know what transpires, that wd be great, thx.

she's been back as u s steel for a while, just being weird but not crazy like lately

was pretty cool to get her expert opinion on crazy people on the AZ Shooting thread

she was on ILNFL a little bit here and there, iirc

lol two cents.gif

surely a direct message would be a little more, um, subtle

isn't that the purpose of the yellow card system?

it kind of sucks to know that her ever-changing 'angry sentence' display names are likely fuelled by instability because I've sincerely been enjoying them

k, pash

AG which out burst r u talking abt on 6:20 ET (if yall don't mind me asking?

what is there to know about ★ The Weeknd ★ What You Need ★ thread ??

hipster r&b clasic or dude!

"hey why do people who only like hipster stuff never listen to the real stuff like..."

"hey i just like stuff whatever i like plenty of "real" r&b"

then nabisco breaks it down and shit like a jedi or something

also music critics who havent listened to the artist in the thread's title using the thread to decry the way that artist is getting covered

★ The Clusterfck ★ What I Need ★

semi-intrigued by the bagging thread

i mean this is just too rich:

Also, I won't bag my own groceries. It's their staffing problem, not mine.

― kkvgz, Monday, March 28, 2011 3:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

but 200+ posts?

Also, I won't bag my own groceries. It's their staffing problem, not mine.

― kkvgz, Monday, March 28, 2011 3:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

Woah was that a serious quote?

got my hopes up only to find a C- clusterfuck :(

Also, I won't bag my own groceries. It's their staffing problem, not mine.

― kkvgz, Monday, March 28, 2011 3:11 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

BAGGIN' 11

http://www.carpages.co.uk/mercedes_benz/mercedes_benz_images/mercedes_benz_maybach_23_11_07.jpg

I have never seen someone who is not a grocery store employee assist in the bagging of their own groceries in my life. The concept is alien to me.

If you have comments about me, I'd be more than happy to discuss them or my alleged mental illness as a very human and real person. I think you have bad manners doing when I didn't even see these comments the first time around. You're going to have to back up your childish judgments, I don't think that is appropriate here. Sorry to waste anyone's time, but calling someone "racist" when they find racism very hurtful IRL is vicious and, again, childish.

I rather like the idea of bagging my own groceries if the savings on labor are passed down to the customer, but I suspect if I found a grocery store like that in my area, it would be hard to find products that weren't made entirely out of corn.

what was put on the Trypophobia: (A Picture Thread?) thred. I want to know w/o having to look @ it.

http://michellemalkin.cachefly.net/michellemalkin.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/belloqohcrap.png

O o O o O O
o O o O o O
O o o O o O
O O O O o o
o O o O o O
O o O o O o

^ even that is unpleasant

i am not really loving?

:/?

Thread of bitchy backstabbing? I donno. I try and keep right away from there tbh :/

ban frogbs

i thought that happened?

not yet

amazingly

hey trayce you can't summarize a clusterfuck unless you actually read it

I have read it. I said I TRY and stay away ;P And my summary is my summary, wether you agree with it or not ain't my prob.

ok i just didnt see any backstabbing in that thread is all

to be discussing people rudely as if theyre not there is backstabbing, but ymmv of course, thats cool :)

(I'm not saying I disagree with some of what was said fwiw!)

a bite on the breast is worth more than two stabs in the back.

wait why am i getting banned again

u kind of suck

^not backstabbing

dude if shitposting was a bannable offense like 95% of this forum would be gone

never heard that one before

dude if shitposting was a bannable offense like 95% of this forum would be gone

hey man were just having fun here cant you take a joke? besides getting ppl riled up is like, totally the whole point. sparx some great discussion...

in other words, 松

yeah i'm really not surprised that you of all people totally missed the point

it must be exhausting, being so much smarter than everyone else u meet

holy shit i just read that thing

like if you want to talk shit about me in a place where you think i won't read it, thats fine, i guess everyone needs to have the feeling of being the popular kid in junior high at some point. but when you bring my wife into it that's really god damn low and probably the worst thing anyone's ever said about me

oh noes

to be fair, people expressed concern for her

LOL

people being dicks about other people being dicks about other people being dicks ...

http://hovensaoil.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/king-rat-01b.jpg

kinda like this

dick king

king of extra limbs

wait frogbs and us_steel are married, is that what's happening here

xxp - yeah, like instead of tails being interwined, dicks are ... oh wait ...

wait frogbs and us_steel are married, is that what's happening here

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, April 7, 2011 7:36 AM (25 minutes ago) Bookmark

oh shit

are you trying to create a new clusterfuck hoos?

i'm tryin reaaaaal hard

to be the shepherd

na u righteous man

What is the bitchy backstabbin' thread you speak of?

New Yorker magazine alert thread

like if you want to talk shit about me in a place where you think i won't read it,

lol i don't think anyone thought that!

kind of explanatory but mostly zing

isn't frogbs a sock?

Clusterfuck Summary Corner

Also can we use this thread to predict clusterfucks? Because Not everything done by a genius is neccessarily brilliant.

could offset correct foretellings against sbs

Suburbs?

People just really hate the Arcade Fire.

not every rapid-moving conversation is a clusterfuck

I've been on that thread all morning and nobody's even flashed me once

OK basically I just want someone to summarize it for me because it's too long to read it all.

I've been on that thread all morning and nobody's even flashed me once

on iltmi, this is a complaint, is the difference

Originally it was another Momus "my kind of people rule, I am so over the rabble" thread

then it became a "when will people understand what I understand thread"

now we're talking about bbq

look at the spider on the wall
ladies and gentlemen that is all

Aero, how about I come to one of your shows next time you're in Central Florida and flash you? It should make up for the flash drought you're experiencing in the Suburbs thread.

I thought you were in Australia for some reason!

flash droughts vs flash floods

xp Because half of my FB friends are from there or NZ?

hey guys geir bringing the GEIR LOLS on the country thread.

not what this thread's for u clown

but yeah holy shit

well that thread is going to end up 500+ more posts by tomorrow and someone was bound to ask.

pre-emptive

ok kd you can have this one, but it's on yr head

i generally don't read country threads because i don't care but maybe i should read this one

oh you must, you must

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_0jlcgVN2IWg/TMST0T-Tu9I/AAAAAAAAAM4/FH026eMt8D8/s1600/blazing-saddles.jpg

oh lord

that thread

underrated geir post of the day:

burzum

Ok, ask brodie?

ppl ask brodie questions then he answers them.

also jjjusten senselessly banned him last nite and then quickly unbanned him after people expressed outrage. but that was a few hundred posts ago.

jjjusten shouldve stuck to his guns on that oen

boooo

imo should have just outed sockmaster

Bin Laden dead or do people just like to argue?

yes

^^^LOL

Bin Laden dead and frogbs is all 'sure he has a birth certificate but WHAT IF HE DOESN'T? EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?'

would it be gauche to start a new bin laden thread that has nothing to do with birther/truther/race/food (cuz frogsbs ruined the other one)?

can a mod just ban him from the thread? i mean, it is pretty blatant thread jacking at this point (which other ppl are indulging hint hint) (no matter what you think of his uh perspective substantively)

frogsbs

haha

I think clusterfucks are the birth defects that define ilx and we shouldn't avert our gaze.

p.s. frogsbs is a rapist

that's what I heard too! I wonder where he's born...

the only thing worse than birthers is a rape meme

Rape meme, rape meme my friend . . .

lol well played

Bin Laden dead and frogbs is all 'sure he has a birth certificate but WHAT IF HE DOESN'T? EVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT?'

uhhh I didn't even bring the whole birther thing up, I think that whole movement is stupid, it's more of a theoretical question of what you guys are considering racism and predictibly it turned it into a shitstorm

you didn't disprove my analysis.

did brodie do anything banworthy other than being a sock that time, out of interest

as much as I disagree with frogbs's theories, gotta say I'm not down with the 'is a rapist' joke.

s/theories/arguments

so do people have a ~reason~ to claim brodie is a sock or is that just how the ilx hivemind responds to anyone who doesn't adhere to one of the three approved posting styles

^^^

brodie wants to be a bellhop

i like how the father falls for the spanish woman

― brodie, Monday, April 25, 2011 8:35 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

AA please list the three approved posting styles, i am interested

1. LOL
2. OMG
3. IMO

OTM

"otm" posting style, like nabsico, is in semi-retirement

never very popular but highly influential

rmde

thats pretty much exclusively deej/lex

iirc

nobody can do what nabisco does but there are still people posting otm things!

^^

so do people have a ~reason~ to claim brodie is a sock or is that just how the ilx hivemind responds to anyone who doesn't adhere to one of the three approved posting styles

― it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac)

ya it's that i'd say

What about UGH

as a posting style

moderators have come out that brodie is a sock let's not kid ourselves

actually I don't think jj was saying that cause he had evidence

otherwise brod would still be banned

I think he was pretty much scared off anyway?

this is why the average age of this site is gonna be 42 soon

er 'on this site'

moderators can see IP addresses and pretty sure forks has said so too

I mean mods have been pretty good about telling us whether new poster X is a sock/former poster or not

o well we really lost a gem there

yeah was just wondering could mods def tell socks?

people were googling brodie's real name and finding shit iirc

Five or six Canadians, myself included, are politely expressing election-night concern on the Canadian Politics thread. This is a Canadian clusterfuck.

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^xpost

can i get an official ruling from judge buzza?

moderators can see IP addresses and pretty sure forks has said so too

uh huh

people were googling brodie's real name and finding shit iirc

― iatee, Monday, May 2, 2011 10:30 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oh cool then all the olds here should continue to bat him around like a plaything

haha how does that train of logic work

I was saying "he is a real person" how does that lead to "therefore people should torture him"

has someone posted the gif of chris hansen yet

lol uh I would like to point out that it'd be pretty easy for any sock to pretend to be real person X on the internet

shhh dayo brodie is totally a 13 year old australian who posted on i love baseball cuz he's genuinely interested in playing baseball

haha how does that train of logic work

― iatee, Monday, May 2, 2011 10:36 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

the point is that if brodie is fake then the entire brodie thing is lame and if he's real then the entire brodie thing is weird

if he's a sock I guess I have broegg on my face but honestly I can't imagine anyone here having the capacity to play such a boring character for such an extended period of time. socks are supposed to be funny, right?

brodie may be the most successful troll since tuomas but sorry to say they are not a sock.

! ! !

if he's a sock I guess I have broegg on my face but honestly I can't imagine anyone here having the capacity to play such a boring character for such an extended period of time. socks are supposed to be funny, right?

― iatee, Monday, May 2, 2011 10:39 PM (29 seconds ago) Bookmark

you're aware of the work of latebloomer right?

brodie may be the most successful troll since tuomas but sorry to say they are not a sock.

thank you

haha ouch

has someone posted the gif of chris hansen yet

― J0rdan S., Monday, May 2, 2011 10:37 PM (3 minutes ago)

ask brodie

its electricjim

ask brodie

― estkella (k3vin k.), Monday, May 2, 2011 10:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

big ups

whats he for

― brodie, Tuesday, April 26, 2011 8:45 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

his own enjoyment, i've always assumed

― k3vin k., Tuesday, April 26, 2011 8:46 PM (6 days ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this was great btw k3v

btw even though electricjim can confirm that brodie does not share an ip adress with any other poster,

he's cant confirm that brodie is in fact a 15 year old boy

christ, why even have mods

if brodie is lying about his age I'm only willing to believe that he's younger than 15

man...I guess I gotta give up my dn then

has he posted since they got bin laden? just asking the question

lol

can never be too safe

brodie = adrian brody

who cares, 5 is underage just about everywhere, that's all that matters imo

15 not 5

also re the baseball thing, i know australians irl who are into american baseball and they're not socks

brodie is the guy who shaved his beard, will return to ilx next week when he finishes celebrating

he's prob just embarrassed that Monday came and went without him posting a photo for whoever it was that was asking

if he's a sock I guess I have broegg on my face but honestly I can't imagine anyone here having the capacity to play such a boring character for such an extended period of time

This why I for one sbanned whoever it was.

trayce you monster you suggest banned a five year old

I'd suggest ban my granny tbh

(j/k I hardly ever sb anyone)

>:-(

:o

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;_;

try again, it worked for me the second time

looooool

if we had captured OBL, should we have killed him?

I mean, just in case

shaking my head at people who sbanned frogbs based on his contributions to the OBL thread. he was no more responsible for the OBL thread derail than about a half dozen other posters, didn't resort to nasty personal attacks (unlike, say, mh and a hoy hoy and their uncalled-for "rapist" namecalling) and seems to've committed no greater offense than being on the unpopular side of an off-topic debate that, again, a bunch of other people took part in without being censured.

fwiw i didn't sb him but he's put together a bit of a portfolio of late.

Yeah I don't think it was just his bin Laden opinions that sealed the deal.

x-post - Not even on the thread where he made everything about his boner? I think that's where I did.

link?!

he was an awful poster!

― call all destroyer, Monday, May 2, 2011 6:17 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he was banned because of his wdyll photos

history mayne: Cheating -- partner in crime to blame too?

i thought that was dom

x-post - HM - I was paraphrasing a response Horseshoe made to a post where he said something about there not being any real life lesbians that he considered attractive. I can't remember what thread it was on now. It would have been better had there been a thread where he'd literally made every post about his boners. At least that would have had some genuine comedic potential.

the real-life lesbians thing in the cheating thread was the wtf moment, but if you ctrl-f his display name...everything he said is kind of suspect.

important to note that frogbs said "sb me" somewhere in that thread

I mean one good way to get sb'd is to be a dick in a clusterfuck thread, a *really* good way to get sb'd is to do that and then say "HEY SB ME"

Actually Shakey, I'm kind of in the same boat. I have seen some attractive ones in nightclubs but I kind of suspected they were just pretending to be lesbos to get attention. All the ones that I have "confirmed" are kind of, well, you said it. That's why I don't think this guy is lying about it. Not that they don't exist period, Portia de Rossi is very much vrooom vrooom

― frogbs, Wednesday, March 30, 2011 4:41 PM (1 month ago)

ok now I'm starting to see where the "frogbs is a terrible poster" idea comes from. still think he took unnecessary flak on the OBL thread (even before he started calling for his own death), but yeah.

vrooom vrooom

can u imag how thrilled portia derossi will be when she finds out she meets frogbs's discriminating standards

http://www.commercialsihate.com/grabs/zoomzoom.jpg
vroom vroom

I've probably SB'd less than 5 ppl ever - it's not something I do often. At first I was like - ok this guy isn't THAT bad - but then he just got really irritating and I couldn't help myself anymore.

Which is just to say that I'd venture to guess he had plenty of SBs racked up before the OBL thread.

http://i.imgur.com/ryqZc.gif

u love it

I actually love that frog too. The cartoon where he sings for the construction worker but not for the crowds is the best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4HAjhtPZGDY&feature=related

people here encourage these dudes too much. every once in a while a new troll/sock puppy comes into the house and when they get too unruly they're put down. but i feel like they do get encouragement and stick around longer and longer.

or people complain about them for a long time anyway.

it takes time to build steam to 50

lol @ this one starting no clusterfucks on IMP

vroom vroom (banned from this room)

oh for fuck's sake, I didn't mean to imply he was actually a rapist, I meant to draw a parallel to the fact that he kept pawning off these ridiculous ideas as "things (his) dad believes" and how apparently certain ideas weren't linked to racism or whatever else, because he had this counterexample.

I just changed one word from "racist" to "rapist," sorry if it was ultimately offensive.

regardless of your intent that just wasn't a very good rhetorical tactic

I fully admit that! It was low and didn't help anything.

don't be too hard on yourself. it was on ilx and provided good drama to ppl who enjoy watching these clusterfucks unfold

So clusterfuck summary: person with absolutely no self-realization about how what they're saying is actually perceived by the majority is piled upon by people who know better but go there anyway

so, wait...he isn't actually a rapist?

we have no proof either way, really

Just because we have no proof doesn't mean he isn't a rapist or Whiney likes to drown lasses. vroom vroom.

vroom vroom vroom even louder than the moon moon moon

frogbs was kind of a poor acquaintance: every irl person he brought into these thread discussions ended up coming off as a total douche or worse, from the friend who slept around on his wife because she was starting to gain weight & take poor care of her appearance, to his Air Force dad who apparently never met a wonky conspiracy theory he didn't like.

surely a sock tbh

ILX has only twenty real posters didntchaknow?

and only two of them are ned raggett

BIG HOOS aka the puppetmaster

i love this:

I don't think anyone is talking about people on this thread.

― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, May 4, 2011 5:48 AM (24 minutes ago)

I was started as a sockpuppet in 2003 by famousathlete, but discovered a conscience in early 2005 and broke free of my owner. I have been a fully independent, mostly sentient ILX poster ever since.

congratulations!

Odd Future thread?

odd future

is it different from the previous Odd Future clusterfucks?

nah

so, why ....?

album came out; lots of crit reaction and noob opinions

album on """hip""" label XL

the clusterfuck is about them being on a hip label?

no

is it about whether they're really misogynistic/homophobic/terrible human beings?

more about reacting to that as a listener

also are they really "doing anything new"

Hip label xl

There's a lazy fat joke in there somewhere

Pippa's Arse?

^^^^^^

I think it has something to do with WGW and something to do with USA v. UK but I can't be certain.

lots of blood sausage & a veritable rainbow of pudding

that sounds disgusting in many ways

We could've had another really good ass thread on ILX, but no.

bad thread makes whiney lose cool in a fairly unspectacular way, some take umbrage at his dick van dyke impersonations, he gets sb'd, thread focuses on merits of pudding. Yanks butthurt intermittently

^^^^^^

I think it has something to do with WGW and something to do with USA v. UK but I can't be certain.

― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, May 13, 2011 4:09 PM (20 minutes ago)

yes and yes. whiney down in the line of duty but usa wins

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/fuckyeahburningcouch.jpg

The pideas of Pippa + ass is ??? to me because my association with that name is innocent little mouse:

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6a0ohKoVKAk/TYTvc7CBpvI/AAAAAAAADJM/sQCfyKnEux4/s400/c85f793509a0014948995110_L__AA300_.jpg

It started with me being irritated by seeing, two weeks after the royal wedding, yet another newspaper article about the supposedly shapely behind of princess Kate Middleton's sister at the ceremony, Pippa Middleton.

So, I thought, this isn't going away, is it? Let's give them what they want and help them perpetuate the meme. Since there have been threads aplenty where people enthusiastically replaced words in album or song titles, I figured it could be a fun idea to use the one thing the papers keep talking about, pippa's arse.

So I proposed a couple of examples of what I meant. Minutes later, I checked why there were six replies already and I saw that I had been unanimously declared to be responsible for the worst post ever.

WGW expressed this omnipresent hate in his own way by shouting some cheap cliches about the british at me (I'm from belgium btw) and that kicked off a shitstorm during which WGW got his 52nd suggest ban, so now he's been permanently banned.

I don't know what else happened since those first ten posts, I'm not opening that damned thread again.

you brought content to a friday afternoon, don't be sorry

It's a big game of piley-ons, pretty good natured imho (at least on my part).

should have brought ur product to ILE stan, we're not quite as dickish about our bac catalogue

xpost PS: I have never SB'd anyone and I'm sorry if you're feeling a bit kicked in the pants, StanM.

scott posted some images, evan is worried about u

StanM fuck the haters imo. I didn't read the thread but you seem like a nice guy and WGW was probably being a jerk.

LOL @ EIII's pic

thought whiney's van dyke was hilarious fwiw but i wouldn't take any of it personally stan

fwiw, i didn't hate your post at all, i just wanted to say some dumb stuff

yah dude not anybody can just cause an instant crazy clusterfuck*; way to step up!

Thanks :-)

My understanding is that a man who gets three suggest bans on every thread he posts on got three suggest bans on a thread; ILX USA then became the most upset it has been since Chad "Brad" Faltenmeyer III failed to make good on a 12.5 pointer during the fifth quarter of the 2008 regional playoff national final, handing victory to the hated Pittsburgh Duct Tape

It is not clear how many of them have shot up their high schools or comfort eaten so many corn dogs they died as a result

The President of the USA Eric Wynalda has reportedly called for a period of calm and reflection

pittsburgh duct tape are awesome f u

lol

oh yeah? then why do they keep picking center points in the drafting line when what they really need is a foot catcher on the bench?

the real controversy is not much sets apart Pippa's ass from many other asses other than it's related to royalty ass through marriage only.

feck all that

whiney thread?

read it, read it all

it is the best thread

are you asking us to summarize a 77 thread on ILE?

oooooh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY&feature=player_embedded

FUCK! I KILL YOU YOU FUCK!

for some reasons its making me p happy that there are two ongoing clusterfucks atm one of which i feel slightly responsible for the other of which i understand nothing

how is the odd future thread still going strong?

Shakey vs aero

does Shakey have a leg to stand on?

not really, no

I mean, sort of, but it's like an FDR leg

now if you will excuse me I have a handbasket to Hell I need to catch

you mean, you're going to contribute to the rap song thread?

bingo

you rang

big day huh?

whats going on what am i missing

to make it easy, does aerosmith <3 odd future? or does he h8 them?

I have avoided that thread because I have a feeling it would be pretty infuriating.

http://images.starpulse.com/news/bloggers/10/blog_images/its-complicated-dvd-5.jpg

lol "memorably hilarious?"

lol peter travers

shakey mo just said something dumb about never getting your feelings hurt while listening to art

ah i started on the odd future thread this morning then put it off

I literally do not have enough room in my life for that thread...

i figuratively don't have room for it

It figures

Ok so what's going on in the Rapture thread all of a sudden?

rapture's actually started in texas, read yr blogs

What a disaster for Texas

DG tries to make us ***think*** about who can really laugh at the mental cos are they really mental no you are not a psychiatrist

no no no he's saying it's only ok to laugh at them if they *aren't* mental but gbx thinks that they self-evidently are

i think

^this

At least vaguely well-known actors that have never been in anything good ever. FITE

not every long thread is a clusterfuck, guys

celebrity gossip

ya srsly

show me where the long thread summary thread is then! xp

anyway, the summary of that thread... is the thread title

don't wanna spend an hour reading about people debating the merits of c. thomas howell

lol he hadn't even come up (and would have been disqualified anyway for "ET" and "The Outsiders")

holy fuck he was in E.T.?!

SOUL MAN

HELL YES HE WAS IN E.T.!

(he's one of Elliott's friends who ride their bikes through the sky)

ohmigod

http://594apparel.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/et.jpg

ohmigod!

friggin' red friggin' dawn too. respect. wolverines.

uh isn't C. Thomas Howell in Fright Night too?

He was in lots of things really.

this is not summarizing

btw - E.T. fun fact - he was designed based with the idea of a pug and albert einstein (?!) in mind.

aw

i know :)

C. Thomas Howell looks nothing like Albert Einstein tbqh

albert pugstein

c thomas howell was not in fright night but he was in the hitcher

I just googled that to make sure I was right because I read it somewhere years ago and I was but had forgotten one other element - poet Carl Sandburg. Weird.

c thomas also in tank but not taps, go figure

Carl Sandburg was in The Hitcher?

he modeled his perf after jennifer jason leigh, was extremely convincing

rutger hauer's character in the hitcher was based on carl sandburg, if i remember correctly.

and a pug

in the hitcher rutger hauer grafted a replicant pug onto carl sandburg and ate them both, his poop formed the basis for hopkin's portrayal of hannibal lecter

The eighties make sense now.

was really just trying to summarize that thread for dayo but you're welcome anyway

Can someone tell me what's happening in the Clusterfuck Summary thread? It keeps popping up to the top over and over again.

the title should make it clear

turns out c thomas howell was the lovechild of ET and hannibal lecter, plus he had a major impact on the development of early 20th century american poetry and the atom bomb

hahahahahahah thread title

lawl

YES

awsume

At least vaguely well-known actors that have never been in anything good ever. FITE

― dayo, Thursday, June 2, 2011 11:23 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

all you need to know:

ed burns even had a comic book!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dock_Walloper

― da croupier, Thursday, June 2, 2011 10:15 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

An outcast and an orphan, Smith's massive right hand is nearly twice as large as his left, and when push comes to shove, you'd pity anyone that's gets in his way. Smith's only friends in the world are a fellow orphan and low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy, and an Asian femme fatale known as Ring-a-Ling.

― da croupier, Thursday, June 2, 2011 10:16 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

I have to ask: Trypophobia: (A Picture Thread?) -- what the fuck is going on there?

lots of pictures of things with holes in

buffandmaxsmom

Yeah pics of holes with added boost of OCD about said holes from one random googler poster

I can summarise the movie actors fite thread, though:

A: names actor who has never been any good in any movies
B: mentions 1 or 2 shit movies actor has been in
C-F: oh yeah, they were great movies

repeat

Well the problem with such a thread is defining "good", which you know, this is ILX, that aint gonna happen.

i wouldn't even be on ile if it weren't for threads like that. they are the air that i breathe. beneath my wings.

I dunno about you but I dont feel like breathing the air beneath my wings!

human centipede thread?

i would, but i am an involved party so i dont want to color the proceedings

Human Centipede director makes sequel involving sexual violence of the highest degree, thread inevitably becomes a discussion about (a) torture porn, (b) what is torture porn and (c) the artistic value (or otherwise) therein

btw in possibly the most stressful week of my entire life I cannot explain why that is basically the only thread I've read in any detail this week

appropriate when you feel like you've been eating ppl's shit I guess

oh of COURSE

although nobody's in the corner mastursanding afaik

I think it's a very civil and interesting discussion.

1: rape w a barbed-wire penis
2: yeah, but what is torture porn, really?
3: goto 1

Or it was the last time I read it over an hour ago, as I notice there are like a million new answers and the MJ eating popcorn gif has made an appearance...

i just caught part where DJP + da croupier were having an argument i didn't understand.

I think DJP wants to make a human centipede and da croupier is trying to talk him out of it.

that is what i will choose to believe, then

I think I'll believe that for all clusterfuck threads.

oh wait that's still goin? I haven't checked in on ILE all day...

what's the deal with jay batman being momus?

i thought he was darius guppy

Jay Batman is not Momus.

he just pretends to be Momus on Twitter

http://i66.photobucket.com/albums/h279/juicyfrt/momus78.jpg

Mom US 1978

American Right Wing Thread?

The lummox from Lubbock

People get angry over the most innocuous things.

weeknd thread getting good again

The second coming innit

glad to see my least fav posters are enjoying it.

shots fired

http://ifelicious.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/rw-hollywood-brianna-and-kim-fight.jpg

l-r: haters

wandered into the weeknd thread, saw "eletrik red", thought "not this again", and left.

really useful domestic tips

so the last couple hundred posts on the Weeknd thread are about what? Whether by liking them because Pitcfork liked them you are the tool of the man and we all need to fight the power?

what's happening in the soccer transfer window thread?

sarahel if you have questions about what is being discussed, why not address them on the thread in question instead of hiding them here?

deej, i don't think you "get" this thread

sarahel i think you are 'dumb'