Sea Devils And Die: GeroniMoffat's Doctor Who In The 2010s

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New doctor, new decade...we can finally have a new thread (ropey title subject to regeneration).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UnPUF8an-XE

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm looking forward to it big time.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Matt Smith looks like The Doctor... of Anthropology. Its going to be a great series though, can't wait!

As your Dentist I recommend smoking: (Viceroy), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XZS_Rs-9Wt4/Sz8wnFsUCMI/AAAAAAAABBE/UWyoxIDoM3Q/s400/dr+who+matt+karen.jpg

Karen Gillan tbh

DavidM, Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

is that standard uniform?

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Not more converse ;_;

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:24 (fourteen years ago) link

What shoes would you have the Doctor wear, ledge?

I X Love (Abbott), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

He's still wearing Tennant's outfit there.

DavidM, Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link

from the waist down, anyway...

DavidM, Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

xxp Just different ones! New dr, new shoes. Plus converse + smart troos is so noughties.

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

i figure during the first episode he will explain the TARDIS having the ability to regenerate itself...for HIGH DEF

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

think his normal footwear will be black boots xpost

moron oil (Gukbe), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:28 (fourteen years ago) link

good choice

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Richard Curtis has written an episode featuring Vincent Van Gogh "stabbing a yellow monster".

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Saturday, 2 January 2010 17:35 (fourteen years ago) link

> 6 billion masters trying to triangulate the signal

the listen for the space station thing was terrible, right up there with Prof Farnworth's Smelloscope

koogs, Saturday, 2 January 2010 19:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Haha, posts from one thread are starting to seep thru to the other.

"the fabric of reality is melting, again, Doctor!"

kingfish, Saturday, 2 January 2010 20:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Am I the only who finds Matt Smith kind of unattractive?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/be/Amy_Pond_cropped.jpg

Leee, Saturday, 2 January 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

he's got kinda an ugly-hot thing going on, but better that than a teenybopper heartthrob IMO

musically, Saturday, 2 January 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

While those swashbuckling vampire-like thingies in the trailer look pretty cool, haven't we reached vamp saturation point? Which made me think, perhaps they're not vampires at all, but haemovores, like in Curse of Fenric? The return of Fenric? That could be interesting...

Stew, Saturday, 2 January 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Matt Smith is Easter Island on legs.

sacher torte reform (suzy), Saturday, 2 January 2010 21:06 (fourteen years ago) link

He's no McDreamy McGann, but he has a certain awkward Chess Club hotness about him.

VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 2 January 2010 21:54 (fourteen years ago) link

That pic of them running makes it look like they're late for the Riverdance.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 3 January 2010 03:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Spotted somewhere else, posted here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iUT3191g9k

kingfish, Sunday, 3 January 2010 09:40 (fourteen years ago) link

why are time lords' hairs so oddly gelled in recent years?

did shockwaves have an intergalactic outpost on gallifrey before the fall?

Karen Tregaskin, Sunday, 3 January 2010 12:05 (fourteen years ago) link

They're supposed to be Silurians I believe, although they look more like Sea Devils and they even have the Sea Devils' heat ray. And yes, they are vampires (in Venice, I think).

I do like in the clip the shocked look on his face when he punches the guy. I'm just hoping the leaked audio clip from a few months ago isn't typcal of his performance.

Never in, Kuyt (aldo), Sunday, 3 January 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Silurians and Sea Monsters are cousins anyway so np.

I'm into SB (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 January 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Sea Devils even, jaysus.

I'm into SB (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 January 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link

The one thing Moffatt has consistently done better than any Dr Who writer is tapping into things that genuinely do scare children shitless. So anything involving vampires is good with me, especially in Venice (which means vampires wearing CARNIVAL MASKS dudes).

Pretty sure this season will be better than any nu-Who series with the possible exception of the first one. More historical shit and alien planets, fewer identikit industrial spaceships please. Also, needs more MYSTERY. It'd be great if the reason the finale was a Must Watch was because something massive was going to be revealed, rather than yer usual bombastic Davies ending.

Presumably Moffatt got Davies to drop in the Weeping Angels as imprisoned Timelords bit as something he's planning on developing in some way. Wonder if he's had something like that in mind since the start - it would make sense given that they can move people around in time and feed off the energy.

Given Moffatt, IIRC, was the first dude to write Tennant's Doctor as hormonal girl-snogging drunken tit in The Girl In The Fireplace, I'd say anyone looking for Matt Smith to be an old-skool sexless Doctor will be disappointed. Also, well, River Song. Moffatt is really good at doing emo anyway.

Matt Smith is going to do a lot of gurning, isn't he? I just hope there isn't a big public backlash due to him not being Tennant that scuppers this series.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Sunday, 3 January 2010 16:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Given Moffatt, IIRC, was the first dude to write Tennant's Doctor as hormonal girl-snogging drunken tit in The Girl In The Fireplace, I'd say anyone looking for Matt Smith to be an old-skool sexless Doctor will be disappointed. Also, well, River Song. Moffatt is really good at doing emo anyway.

Moffatt set this development up way earlier with Ecclescake and "The Doctor Dances". But yes I agree he will probably be better than RTD at emo/romance bits - one of my favourite "aw" parts was in Silence in the Library, at the end when Donna just misses out on meeting her virtual husband. He's good at writing these really simple but effective scenes. none of RTD's soppy soliloquys.

Roz, Sunday, 3 January 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Every time I watch that season trailer I get more excitable. This is gonna rock bells fuiud.

I'm into SB (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 January 2010 16:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah Ecclestone's Doctor was more sheepish and embarassed geek than Tennant's full on drunken adolescent though - "Rose, I'm trying to resonate concrete" etc.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Sunday, 3 January 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

oh of course, i just meant that Moffatt arguably started the whole "the Doctor isn't an asexual weirdo after all" on nu-Who.

Roz, Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, the difference is that Moffatt can do emotions and characters and stuff like that and Rusty...well, y'know...a fucking lottery ticket???????

I'm into SB (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:06 (fourteen years ago) link

which means vampires wearing CARNIVAL MASKS dudes

too similar to TGITF surely

just really interested to see how Moffat deals with the show outside his previous confines (writing the scary episode, not dealing with classic enemies) and how he'll do opening episodes and finales differently from RTD

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 3 January 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

THIS IS PRETTY SHIT NEWS, TBH:

The soundtrack website Music From The Movies has a new interview with Doctor Who composer Murray Gold, in which Gold confirms that he will be staying on to compose the music for the 2010 series of Doctor Who.

In the interview, Gold discusses composing and recording the scores for "The End of Time" and the other 2009 specials. He also mentions that he has already begun work on a new version of the Doctor Who theme for 2010, and that the forthcoming series will feature scripts by Mark Gatiss and Gareth Roberts.

http://gallifreynewsbase.blogspot.com/2010/01/murray-gold-returns.html

James Mitchell, Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Ew, yes.

Alba, Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh ffs I was sure that the terrible score for the last ep was a swan song.

I'm into SB (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I was really hoping he'd go.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Sunday, 3 January 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

:( was also so so hopeful he wld be gone

Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Monday, 4 January 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

tho just knock the score down to a quarter of the volume and it'll be okay tbh

Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Monday, 4 January 2010 00:49 (fourteen years ago) link

I was vainly hoping for a score of eerie ambient electronic noises.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Monday, 4 January 2010 02:27 (fourteen years ago) link

tho just knock the score down to a quarter of the volume and it'll be okay tbh

Yeah, it's the intrusiveness which bugs me, which is surely a failing of some sound editor, rather than Gold himself. THough I, too, would love a return to Radiophonic Workshop ambient weirdo stuff.

Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats. (James Morrison), Monday, 4 January 2010 02:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I suppose my problem is more with the mixing than the score itself, but my feelings towards Mr Gold were not greatly improved by that Doctor Who Prom they did (christ knows why I was watching this - that time of day where sitting mindlessly in front of someone else's telly choices is about all I can manage I suppose) mentioning Murray Gold's Amazing Wonderful Doctor Who Theme Tune approx 6000 times, Ron Grainer maybe once, Delia Derbyshire 0 times

brett favre vs bernard fevre, fite (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 4 January 2010 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link

i reckon if they're going to rip off windowlicker so badly, they might as well hand over the score-writing duties to mr richard d james - not like he's doing anything much else at the moment except hanging round the synth shed smoking weed

that would be a welcome return to weird radiophonic noises

Karen Tregaskin, Monday, 4 January 2010 11:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I really don't know why Moffat would get rid of everything else from the RTD era, but decide that Murray Gold is a keeper.

think his normal footwear will be black boots

The boots are Prada.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 4 January 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/5952/eleventhdoctorpromojanu.jpg

All a bit wibbly-wobbly torchy-worchy.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 7 January 2010 04:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Looks like an old-school Doctor there, right enough

stet, Thursday, 7 January 2010 04:37 (fourteen years ago) link

A dalek turned up in "better off ted" this week.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 7 January 2010 04:48 (fourteen years ago) link

annoying gingers complaining about doctor who complaining about not-being-ginger giving the rest of us gingers a bad name:

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article6977818.ece

Karen Tregaskin, Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Awesome choice of picture there.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 10:43 (fourteen years ago) link

annoying gingers complaining about doctor who complaining about not-being-ginger giving the rest of us gingers a bad name:

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article6977818.ece

― Karen Tregaskin, Thursday, January 7, 2010 10:37 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

karen, i was on the fence about your whole steez, but this is the second lame anti-ginger comment in two days, so: get fucked, you highly annoying challops merchant/fake woman.

Patriarchy Oppression Machine (history mayne), Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Hearsay and rumours that this series will contain Winston Churchill (could be awful) and Vincent Van Gogh (could be amazing).

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:46 (fourteen years ago) link

That's a decent line-up of writers, especially given that both the Unicorn & The Wasp and School Reunion are underrated episodes.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Set pic from the Vincent Van Gogh episode - http://imgur.com/MpnPR.jpg

There's other ones with what's supposedly the new 'bad wolf' running theme shown, too.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Simon Nye?? o_O

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 11:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Chibnall ;_;

Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

dear mr. mayne: i AM ginger

this might be why i notice these kinds of things?

Karen Tregaskin, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link

am i missing something here or isn't 'karen' pretty obviously masonic boom?

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link

portmeirion :o

conrad, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

“I’ve still got legs. Arms, hands, lots of fingers, eyes, hair,” said Smith, 27, after completing his regeneration from David Tennant. Checking his new look, the eleventh actor to play the Doctor continued: “I’m not a doll. I’m still not ginger.”

what the fucking fuck he said "I'm not a GIRL" not "I'm not a doll" surely

whole show is ruined otherwise

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

the comment on that geek site linked to is rather wrong though - claims that the only historical personages the dr meets are writers?

since when was queen victoria a writer?

Karen Tregaskin, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:26 (fourteen years ago) link

chibnall is doing the two-parter? argh

Roz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:28 (fourteen years ago) link

whilst Chris Chibnall (42) will pen a two-parter.

MEH. six Moffat eps tho, cup runneth over. question is who will be the new him and upstage the head writer?

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:29 (fourteen years ago) link

blueski is correct.

Ward the obvious thing you're missing is that Masonic Boom isn't ginger!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Six episodes is pretty hefty! Rusty usually did, what, four?

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:30 (fourteen years ago) link

he did 6 for s4. i guess it means Moffat will write the last 4 or 5, building up to big revelatory arc in similar way.

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link

No Paul Cornell :(

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Ward the obvious thing you're missing is that Masonic Boom isn't ginger!

― Tracer Hand, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:30 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

should i grow a beard?

joe, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Get this shit off our nice Doctor Who thread, thx.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:36 (fourteen years ago) link

word

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link

As a ginger w/no sense of humour I might normally mind that there comment but chose to hear it as slightly funny dig at everyone (apparently every Who watcher ever except on ILX) who takes violent exception to Donna for being, ooh, a bit ginger and over 25, both pretty shocking for a woman who gets allowed to be on the telly

seriously everyone I talk to abt Doctor Who except on here moans endlessly about her being the worst companion ever, which is just a bit silly if you look at the competition, even the nu-Who competition

(xposts) Hm, I was scanning for Cornell too. It says "returnees include" so I don't know if it's completely ruled out or not.

Don't know whether to be excited or worried about new Weeping Angels, since I loved Blink but thought it was very neat as a one-off.

⍨ (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

question is who will be the new him and upstage the head writer?

I'm guessing that would be Paul Cornell, but is he actually writing any?

I thought 42 was an okay, certainly non-terrible episode.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Just checked, Rusty wrote five episodes for each of his series.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:41 (fourteen years ago) link

don't know if this was addressed on the last thread or not as i walked in just as it was ending but donna is probably my favourite of the companions so far in nu-who not least for being a bit smarter, older, less in thrall to the doctor than rose or martha

didn't expect that at all as i don't rate catherine tate as an actor or a comedian

Karen Tregaskin, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I second that post.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Conrad: The "Portmeirion" sign should be ignored. It's just a point of sale banner for Portmeirion pottery in the window of the shop at Cardiff Millennium Centre (for that's where that particular scene was filmed). The rest of said episode was filmed in Croatia.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link

But on topic, fuck a Crayons Chibnall two parter :(

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:55 (fourteen years ago) link

:o

conrad, Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link

the planet Croatia i hope

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link

The other thing to remember is that Rusty rewrote or got people to revise scripts to fit his view of how the series should be and presumably Moffatt will do the same. So a Chibnall script for Moffatt could end up quite different to a Chibnall script for Davies.

Looking forward to the Gatiss one, given that Rusty apparently trashed his original script for The Unquiet Dead and made him take out a lot of the darker bits.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

there's still strong anti-donna sentiment out there? i knew there was circa "Runaway Bride" but i thought people had gotten over it during S4. anyway i loved her and apparently i've self-selected places on the internet to go where everyone else loves her too.

Euclidian pizza mathematics (reddening), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

does this also mean that moffat written script w/o rusty looking over his shoulder could be different from the moffat we've grown to expect?

Karen Tregaskin, Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Rusty said he didn't change Moffatt's scripts at all, so maybe not.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:03 (fourteen years ago) link

half-serious point but presumably now there will be fewer gay references? the occasional background character notwithstanding. i just can't imagine anyone consciously inserting gayness into proceedings with half as much vigour as Rusty.

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:07 (fourteen years ago) link

"inserting", "vigour"

Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

ITS LIKE I'M HIM

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:09 (fourteen years ago) link

If only Frankie Howerd had ever been offered the Doctor Who gig.

Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Worth bearing in mind Moffatt wrote the series' first gay ref in The Empty Child and also pretty much outed the Master in that mini Davison ep. So you never know… Plus Moffatt loves to troll the stuffier fans so I wouldn't put it past him to try and outdo Rusty for the lulz.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:16 (fourteen years ago) link

i think Moffat just writes better and more subtle innuendos generally tbh

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Chibnall ;_;

I know :(

At least it isn't Helen Raynor. That's the only way it could be worse.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Example of said trolling - the series 5 trailer. He punches someone! He kisses a girl! He fires a gun! SM must have known how those three things would piss off a certain type.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:19 (fourteen years ago) link

yes, it was all to empthasise how this Doctor was different (apart from the kissing girls thing).

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I had to look up the name of the dude who wrote "Fear Her", he'd be worse.

Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

i think Moffat just writes better and more subtle innuendos generally tbh

― mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, January 7, 2010 1:18 PM (1 minute ago)

Fair point.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:21 (fourteen years ago) link

From the clip it looks like a girl kisses him and he's all like omg a gurl. xps

DavidM, Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I had to look up the name of the dude who wrote "Fear Her", he'd be worse.

― Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, January 7, 2010 1:21 PM (11 seconds ago)

Matthew Graham, creator and writer of Life On Mars. Lousy episode, not helped by how he totally misjudged the tone of the show (and like Moffatt, Chibnall and Greenhorn had a "no rewrites by RTD" clause in his contract). Also, poor casting and Euros Lyn's "LETS DUTCH TILT EVERY SHOT" style made a 50p episode look even cheaper :(

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:27 (fourteen years ago) link

It was like Brookside as filmed by the putz who did Battlefield Earth :(

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:30 (fourteen years ago) link

i did like the big scribbly ball in Fear Her, but so much potential missed in that ep

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:31 (fourteen years ago) link

The TARDIS gag at the beginning was cute too.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Still want them to bring Ben Aaronovitch back into the fold. Will never happen, though ;(

James Mitchell, Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Bit of a pity the Gaiman rumours didn't come to pass.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:37 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd love someone to get Alan Moore to write one, but I imagine that'd be nigh-on impossible.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:38 (fourteen years ago) link

I reckon the Gaiman script will turn up for S6. They always overcommission and Gaimans got form for being late with TV scripts, or so I've heard.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Didn't AM nearly write for McCoy? Something like that anyway.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

My guess is that the gun Matt Smith fires is a starter pistol rather than an actual gun.

I just watched Blink again and the Doctor says the Weeping Angels were "quite nice where they came from".

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 14:04 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah starter pistol is pretty obvious but it still had loads of idjuts protesting

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 14:14 (fourteen years ago) link

He's not pulling a "I am shooting a starting pistol" face there.

Shart Habit to Break (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 7 January 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

my God, Ben Aaronovitch would be fucking fantastic

big cheers for seeing Gatiss and Roberts, two of the more underrated authors from the Virgin book era

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 14:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I think he's doing the live action Blake's 7 for Sky at the moment, though.

James Mitchell, Thursday, 7 January 2010 15:27 (fourteen years ago) link

O_O

okay gotta see that, that's like a completely perfect pairing of sensibilities right there

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 15:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Look - it's a ginger Matt Smith:

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jan/07/ginger-fringe-doctor-who

Alba, Thursday, 7 January 2010 15:46 (fourteen years ago) link

wow, ginger Matt Smith looks like an anemic serial killer

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

too la roux

but if the Master could die his hair i don't see why the Doctor can't

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 15:48 (fourteen years ago) link

The Doctor will never dye.

Alba, Thursday, 7 January 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

big cheers for seeing Gatiss and Roberts, two of the more underrated authors from the Virgin book era

The Idiot's Lantern was pretty terrible, though.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

MILD SPOILER: isn't Gatiss writing the Churchill/Daleks one?

i do still want Moffat to write a Dalek story at some point. would be happy for Julian Bleach as Davros to return because he was so good last time but trying to make an interesting compelling story with them probably the biggest challenge. with The Master presumably ruled out for a while, i'd be surprised if the finale wasn't based around Davros. but would be brave and probably better to base the final NOT around classic enemies for the first time. don't really care about the Cybermen now.

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:08 (fourteen years ago) link

xp: Oh yeah, that one. I try to pretend that episode doesn't exist (in fact, I still haven't seen several S2 episodes because "The Idiot Lantern" has made me so gunshy).

The good S2 eps are very good (the ending story is fantastic, plus "The Girl in the Fireplace" and Moffat's Doctorless episode) but it also easily has the worst nu-Who episodes in it; IMO nothing in seasons 1, 3 or 4 comes anywhere near the awfulness of "The Idiot Lantern".

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:12 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i agree, altho The Doctor's Daughter comes very close

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

i cut it some slack for actually bothering to be set on an alien planet

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

IMO nothing in seasons 1, 3 or 4 comes anywhere near the awfulness of "The Idiot Lantern".

The Idiot's Lantern and Fear Her are my two least favorite episodes, but the Daleks in Manhattan episodes run a close third.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:11 (fourteen years ago) link

The Daleks In Manhattan one isn't that bad as a whole but wow Tellulah is terrible in isolation.

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 18:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Moffat's Doctorless episode

I assume you're referring to Love & Monsters, which was written by RTD.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:06 (fourteen years ago) link

oops

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

That seems to be one that most people online hate, but I enjoy it.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

That was the episode that convinced me to actually watch season 2; I'd missed a bunch of episodes and came in on "The Idiot Lantern" which, well... I had decided I was done with the show until they got rid of Tennant basically, up until I wandered across "Love and Monsters" and "The Girl in the Fireplace".

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I like Love and Monsters too.

Actual good RTD episodes:
The End of the World
L&M
Midnight
Turn Left

Smith & Jones and Gridlock are alright.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh, and all the series finales have a fair bit to enjoy, but they get progressively worse.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

"Turn Left" cheats a little bit by relying so heavily on continuity set up in other stories but the execution is so great that it doesn't matter.

"Midnight" is the one where they're trapped on the bus, right? That was fucking excellent.

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, that's the one. Best episode of S4.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Thursday, 7 January 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

i couldn't stand midnight it was so boring. nothing happened. no monsters no plot no special effects and a painted in background that a cybermat would have sneered at as cheap. no thank you. it was conceptually even more naff than 'fear her' though actually 'fear her' wasn't conceptually naff so much as poorly executed. in the hands of a better writer it would have been less schmaltzy and no olympics

but i didn't mind love & monsters and i liked turn left alot. cheaply done but effective what-if-ing & a good set up for a big she-bang double parter

mind you my fave of s4 was silence in the library. that's moffat at his creepy best

Karen Tregaskin, Thursday, 7 January 2010 20:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Silence In The Library was great up until the super schmaltzy ending of part two. Love love love the opening 10 or so
mins of part 1, such a great bit of world building with a nice bit of WTF built in. Also some genuinely creepy moments ("Ice Cream"/ Miss Evangelista's face reveal). Bit of a shame how obvious the "saved" angle was though.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Thursday, 7 January 2010 21:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I was kind of surprised by how much I liked "The Waters of Mars" after seeing some of the negative commentary here.

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 22:05 (fourteen years ago) link

The Parting Of The Ways is still my favourite RTD one - the Rose Time Vortex thing never bothered me. Other good RTD eps tend to be so because the character performances are particularly great e.g. Jacobi in Utopia and under-rated Corduri in under-rated Army Of Ghosts/Doomsday.

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 7 January 2010 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link

just re-watched time crash after the 'master outing' comments here and i had to watch it twice before i caught it

can't believe i missed that before so thanks for the lol

Karen Tregaskin, Thursday, 7 January 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah the two-parter at the end of S1 is great but I agree they get progressively worse. Midnight is really great (daaaaark) and it's always good to see Tennant's Doctor lose control but I think Turn Left is the best Rusty episode by some distance. He's a lot better when he's working on a smaller scale.

That said, Gridlock is rubbish. The Doctor and Martha get stuck in a traffic jam. Amazing.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Thursday, 7 January 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

"Gridlock" was great! The Doctor and Martha carhopping over hungry Macra!

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Thursday, 7 January 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

I reckon the Gaiman script will turn up for S6. They always overcommission and Gaimans got form for being late with TV scripts, or so I've heard.

his last one he wrote and directed and it was delivered well in advance - before that it's been 15 years since he did one, and lateness wasn't any of the top nine problems with that production

Didn't AM nearly write for McCoy? Something like that anyway.

never heard anything like this, but Moore did write some strips for the T. Baker era DWM.

Audrey Wetherspoons (sic), Thursday, 7 January 2010 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

The Doctor and Martha get stuck in a traffic jam. Amazing.

But it's a traffic jam enveloping an entire world! That's a cool set-up for me, with shades of Ballard/early 2000AD.

Communi-Bear Silo State (chap), Friday, 8 January 2010 00:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Gridlock may well be my favourite RTD ep. Adore it.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Friday, 8 January 2010 06:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I liked Gridlock. Had plenty of neat ideas in it, which is all I'm looking for in an hour-long bit of entertainment.

kingfish, Friday, 8 January 2010 07:37 (fourteen years ago) link

A delayed Christmas present my friends gave me tonight:

http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/5528/iphone1267.jpg http://img697.imageshack.us/img697/iphone1267.jpg/1/w480.png

kingfish, Friday, 8 January 2010 08:21 (fourteen years ago) link

Gridlock is so fucking corny. Better on rewatch tho.

mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 8 January 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Quickly going back to the Alan Moore thing: apparently it only got as far as the BBC asking him if he'd be interested in writing a 25th anniversary episode and Moore politely declining.

I forget where I read about this but it's probably in one of those birthday/tribute books that came out for Moore's 50th a few years back.

Joe Tackleberry (Some guy from Goole), Friday, 8 January 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

I wonder if he means he'll be a cranky Doctor or an angry vengeful Doctor?

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Friday, 8 January 2010 13:53 (fourteen years ago) link

racist doctor

CATBEAST 7777 (ledge), Friday, 8 January 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Homophobic agendar.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Friday, 8 January 2010 14:01 (fourteen years ago) link

The would be really awful politically but kind of fascinating from a storytelling point of view; what happens when the person responsible for saving the world turns out to be a racist, homophobic dick? (most likely ans: ppl stop watching)

There are a few shades of Colin Baker there which, you know, could be a little dangerous.

ah ah oh ooh ooh oh ah ah ah ah ah oh ah ah aha ooh (HI DERE), Friday, 8 January 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Teabag party doctor

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 8 January 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

Hopefully he just means less of a whiny hippy than Tennant's Doctor.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Friday, 8 January 2010 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link

The episode where the Doctor romances Sarah Palin is supposed to be good.

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 8 January 2010 14:23 (fourteen years ago) link

"you can put lipstick on a Sontaran..."

mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 8 January 2010 14:37 (fourteen years ago) link

http://blogtorwho.blogspot.com/2010/01/writers-tale-final-chapter-preview.html

Matt Smith looks totally high in this picture. I approve.

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 8 January 2010 15:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Amy really looking like a young Donna here

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_KTJWhtuRLac/S0cca1YvR5I/AAAAAAAAJlg/tOjxDzqiYKw/filming20.jpg

mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 8 January 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

in other news, Sally Sparrow is up for a BAFTA
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/2010/jan/08/an-education-leads-bafta-longlists

mdskltr (blueski), Friday, 8 January 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I'd be cool with Torchwood if it's within the existing canon - the Adventures of Captain Jack in America kind of thing. As for Doctor Who itself, hands off yanks.

BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:11 (fourteen years ago) link

I would only support an American iteration of Doctor Who if they did it as "Fringe" crossed with "Chuck".

Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Torchwood is goofy enough that I could see it working as a Fox show. But a US version of Doctor Who would make me stabby.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 20:32 (fourteen years ago) link

http://blog.pennlive.com/poprocks/2007/10/Tony_Almeida_Seen_In_New_Season_7_Trailer.jpg

"U.N.I.T's on the way, Jack"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

haha wait

Vajazzle My Nazzle (HI DERE), Tuesday, 19 January 2010 21:40 (fourteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I reckon the Gaiman script will turn up for S6.

^^^good call. EXCLUSIVE Neil Gaiman Confirms Doctor Who Episode

Roz, Sunday, 7 February 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

THIS IS SO WRONG

http://www.tonnerdoll.com/doctorwho.htm

The DT doll looks like a lesbian cockatoo.

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 12 February 2010 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link

The Martha doll looks like a man

your extra awesome blossom (HI DERE), Friday, 12 February 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

The Torchwood dolls are lolarious as well.

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 12 February 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

http://entertainment.timesonline.co.uk/tol/arts_and_entertainment/tv_and_radio/article7026314.ece

February 14, 2010
Doctor Who in war with Planet Maggie

Sylvester McCoy, the actor who played Doctor Who for two years in the 1980s, has revealed that left-wing scriptwriters hired by the BBC wrote propaganda into the plots in an attempt to undermine Margaret Thatcher’s premiership.

His revelation will reinforce suspicions about antipathy within the corporation to Thatcher’s government. Norman Tebbit, then the Tory party chairman, claimed at the time that the BBC was in the hands of a “Marxist mafia”...

They point to "The Happiness Patrol" as an explicit example

Sex Sexual (kingfish), Sunday, 14 February 2010 05:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Think they confused Thatcher with Bertie Bassett tbh.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 14 February 2010 08:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Always thought it was common knowledge that "The Happiness Patrol" contained digs at Thatcher, no?

unpredictable johnny rodz, Sunday, 14 February 2010 16:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Nicole, that David Tennant doll looks like Jude Law.

Dark Notion (Abbott), Sunday, 14 February 2010 20:19 (fourteen years ago) link

Yes, like a lesbian cockatoo.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 15 February 2010 00:58 (fourteen years ago) link

"PEOPLE HAVE OPINIONS, EXPRESS THEM"

Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 February 2010 10:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Larger version...

http://www.drwho-online.co.uk/news/images/series5-promo-2.jpg

unpredictable johnny rodz, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link

(New trailer to be released this Saturday, too - looking at an early-April start)

unpredictable johnny rodz, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 12:58 (fourteen years ago) link

she's kind of gorgeous

sheryl crow but with a very long butt (HI DERE), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:24 (fourteen years ago) link

That picture is insane.

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

That poster's a bit Harry Potter isn't it?

Amy Pond is way hot.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Wednesday, 17 February 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

...tasty

Nhex, Wednesday, 17 February 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EpbmMhNe6aA

James Mitchell, Sunday, 21 February 2010 16:17 (fourteen years ago) link

well, I'm excited. Sea Devils, Daleks and the Angels from blink.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 21 February 2010 16:48 (fourteen years ago) link

The new trailer did have an air of "Come to Thorpe Park, it's magical" about it though. That said, I'm loving Matt's general "Trougton-ness" and am qute taken by Amy's accent. Roll on the non specific start date of "Easter 2010 or summink".

unpredictable johnny rodz, Sunday, 21 February 2010 17:34 (fourteen years ago) link

far right, in the bubble?
http://www.synthtopia.com/interviews/images/KompressorKrushesBurger.jpg

fndgo, Sunday, 21 February 2010 18:46 (fourteen years ago) link

feel like this trailer should've come before the original one which showed us loads of new stuff.

can't work out what the Dalek is saying at all.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 21 February 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

"State your identity", apparently.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Sunday, 21 February 2010 18:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Easter Saturday start date, I'm hearing

unpredictable johnny rodz, Sunday, 21 February 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Would make sense.

Space Battle Rothko (Matt DC), Sunday, 21 February 2010 19:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Did anyone else think that in the YT thumbnail, that was Tennant on the left and Matt Smith on the right?

A Mermaid... Doing It With Captain Morgan (Leee), Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:21 (fourteen years ago) link

No, but I see it now.

Don't mind if the swirly blue stuff is the new time vortex / title sequence but no Smith + companion floating around in it Matrix-style, please.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 21 February 2010 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link

and the Angels from blink

actually really hoping they are literally the same angels from Blink because the original implication was that ANY kind of statue could be one of them but the hint in the Tennant finale was that they all take this weeping angel form. i just liked the idea that they could also be gargoyles, dragons, lions or whatever.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 21 February 2010 21:11 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img651.imageshack.us/img651/9419/76773spoilers122367lo.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:26 (fourteen years ago) link

qute taken by Amy's accent

Can't tell from that if she's got her full-on proper Inverness accent, but I really hope she does. I think, from the way she says "flickering", that she does. Am very much looking forward to the idea of my accent on the telly.

ailsa, Tuesday, 23 February 2010 23:32 (fourteen years ago) link

http://gizmodo.com/5478205/synthesizer-used-to-create-doctor-who-theme-tune-being-flogged-on-ebay

nice descriptive url. it's an ems vcs3.

koogs, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:00 (fourteen years ago) link

although, as someone points out, vcs3 = late 60s, who theme = early 60s

koogs, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:01 (fourteen years ago) link

although although there is a Delaware version from 1972 or so that was never used. but i think a delaware is the big brother of a vcs3. yes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/EMS_Synthi_100

koogs, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 10:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Whoa. Nice.

(Gizmodo does imply it was the original theme, but the actual ebay item description is very careful to point out that it was used by John Baker on an early 70s version of the theme. A few people seem to have queried this with the seller on the grounds that John Baker was never credited with doing the theme, but seeing as Delia Derbyshire was never listed on the credits either, uh...)

falling while carrying an owl (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Interesting that it supposedly belonged to John Baker, who as far as I can remember doesn't even have playng credits on any of it (even Delaware was Paddy Kinsland and Brian Hodgson). He did a lot in incidental work on the show, but that's not exactoly the same thing. xpost

Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Wednesday, 24 February 2010 11:09 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.amazon.co.uk/Doctor-Who-Caves-Androzani-DVD/dp/B00005B2T7

koogs, Wednesday, 24 February 2010 22:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Good thing she didn't look at the back of the Vengeance on Varios DVD box.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Oops, Varos I mean of course.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 25 February 2010 00:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Except, of course, it's the Region 2 box in the joke which is unlikely to be up for rental in Canada...

http://www.amazon.ca/Doctor-Who-Caves-Androzani-Story/dp/B00005Y6XH

Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Thursday, 25 February 2010 10:19 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOTYwj40cq0

James Mitchell, Saturday, 6 March 2010 13:32 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.isitmofftiemnao.com/

three weeks

Sex Sexual (kingfish), Thursday, 11 March 2010 07:21 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzcgssMucHE

James Mitchell, Sunday, 21 March 2010 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link

My dreams of a Dalekless season have been dashed

Brakhage, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 00:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Sad, but I think they're contractually committed to the Daleks appearing every season--when they resurrected the show in 2005, for a long time Terry Nation's estate was against the Daleks being in it. When they finally agreed, they made the BBC commit to including them every season (thus upping the income from Dalek-related collectibles to the Nation estate).

Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats. (James Morrison), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 01:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Dalek hating is challoping of the highest order, they're brilliant if they're written well. Trouble is that since the Ecclestone series they haven't been.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Also it looks like it's Daleks in the Blitz which could be tremendous.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 09:33 (fourteen years ago) link

new holy grail: good Dalek story NOT set on Earth and written by Moffat

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.isitmofftiemnao.com/

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 11:48 (fourteen years ago) link

they're contractually committed to the Daleks appearing every season

Ah ok. I have no particular Dalek hate, it's just that the contortions they have to go through to get them to show up, especially after establishing that they were all gone, become less and less compelling. Really I just want them to pop up once in a while, rather than their appearances be routine. The nadir was that two-parter in the 30s with that hybrid and the pig-people.

Brakhage, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link

would have been easier to have serial villains without rtd's incessant madcap "end of the daleks! the world! the universe! time itself! stake-raising.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah I REALLY hope Moffatt has the good sense to avoid that shit.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 17:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I have no particular Dalek hate, it's just that the contortions they have to go through to get them to show up, especially after establishing that they were all gone, become less and less compelling. Really I just want them to pop up once in a while, rather than their appearances be routine.

I agree -- it's not that I hate them, it's just that they're overused and haven't had a decent storyline since Ecclestone.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:02 (fourteen years ago) link

season 2 Dalek vs Cybermen fight was pretty good, I thought

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:05 (fourteen years ago) link

It seems like Moffat's a lot more interested in "small" i.e. specific stories, which will be great if it continues..

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I know the universe is always at stake in Who but I got so tired of RTD's MORE HUGER EVERYTHING MASSIVE BIG HUGELARGE

Brakhage, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Me too.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

I hope they do something more like "The Pyramids of Mars", where Sarah Jane argues that they can ignore Sutekh because clearly he didn't wipe out the world because she was still around, and the Doctor took her back to her time and showed her the Earth as a desolate desert and said "o rly"

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

That was one of the best things for me about Blink - because it actually did something with the idea of TIME TRAVEL, eg effects before causes, meeting before you know someone, etc etc.

Brakhage, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

also it was pretty tense bordering on terrifying, particularly for this series

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Guardian interview, not giving much away
http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2010/mar/22/stephen-moffat-doctor-who

confirmed episode titles
The Eleventh Hour
The Beast Below
Victory of the Daleks
The Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone
Vampires in Venice
TBA
TBA/TBA
Vincent and the Doctor
TBA
TBA/TBA

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link

The Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone

More Blink! Awesome!

NotEnough, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link

No Sally Sparrow = no cred

Duke Newsom (DavidM), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Somehow I think Carey Mulligan would rather be making Hollywood films than starring in episodes of Doctor Who.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:43 (fourteen years ago) link

no should would totally rather do Doctor Who

btw is UK L&O any good?

ALLAH! *rolls on floor* (HI DERE), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Not really. It's not terrible.

ailsa, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I know the universe is always at stake in Who

this is rubbish, it's usually Local Politics On A Wee Planet or, for Pertwee, The Special School's Bus Of Aliens Are Attacking Slowly

one of the jones boys (sic), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

for Pertwee, The Special School's Bus Of Aliens Are Attacking Slowly

For some reason, these are my favorites.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 22:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Sad, but I think they're contractually committed to the Daleks appearing every season

This was also the reason we all knew Davros was coming back as well.

would have been easier to have serial villains without rtd's incessant madcap "end of the daleks! the world! the universe! time itself! stake-raising.

I might have said this, and worse in previous years.

I have been avoiding posting here because of spoilers, btw. An awful, awful lot is out there about the series.

Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

By which I mean I know a lot, and know you don't want to, so haven't risked exposing you to it.

Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:02 (fourteen years ago) link

That was one of the best things for me about Blink - because it actually did something with the idea of TIME TRAVEL

The Girl In The Fireplace did this as well. This could hopefully become a Moffatt thing. He plays a lot with the form of an episode in general - Silence In The Library had the world inside the computer programme, etc.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 23 March 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

And Silence In The Library also played with time travel too, with River Song knowing the Doctor from the future, and all that jazz.

Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats. (James Morrison), Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm really, really trying to lower my expectations knowing that Moffatt actually has at least one entire season to play with these ideas (probably even longer) rather than just a single story. At the very least I hope we'll get better built season-long arcs than Bad Wolf.

Thanks for not spoiling btw - I do appreciate the attempt, especially knowing that the story and casting info for Who always seems to leak out really early, I don't know much about the upcoming season aside from a few hints that some elements of previous Moffatt stories will return.

Nhex, Wednesday, 24 March 2010 23:39 (fourteen years ago) link

By Ann Widdecombe

Dr Who has changed again and so has his assistant. Even the Tardis has acquired bells and whistles. What next? K9 metamorphosed into a cat?

I wish them every success in whatever worlds they travel but I have seen each Doctor and none has done it quite like Patrick Troughton did it.

He was a memorable Saint Paul as well and a convincing schoolmaster in Dr Finlay’s Casebook.

http://www.express.co.uk/ourcomments/view/164839

James Mitchell, Thursday, 25 March 2010 11:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Sylvester McCoy, the actor who played Doctor Who for two years in the 1980s, has revealed that left-wing scriptwriters hired by the BBC wrote propaganda into the plots in an attempt to undermine Margaret Thatcher’s premiership.

Forgot to mention I saw him in a pub about a month ago

The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 March 2010 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Egged him on did you? Plied him with drinks?

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 25 March 2010 12:02 (fourteen years ago) link

He looked a bit unsteady on his feet. Not the drink, I think his health's not great.

The Oort Locker (Tom D.), Thursday, 25 March 2010 12:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Is this why Widdecome has been rocking the troughton Doctor's hair do wig all these years?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 25 March 2010 13:33 (fourteen years ago) link

hi dere new website

http://www.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/dw/

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 25 March 2010 15:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Steven Moffat, speaking in 1995, on Doctor Who.

" …when I look back at Doctor Who now. I laugh at it, fondly. As a television professional, I think how did these guys get a paycheck every week? Dear god, it's bad! Nothing I've seen of the black and white stuff - with the exception of the pilot, the first episode - should have got out of the building. They should have been clubbing those guys to death! You've got an old guy in the lead who can't remember his lines; you've got Patrick Troughton, who was a good actor, but his companions - how did they get their Equity card? Explain that! They're unimaginably bad. Once you get to the colour stuff some of it's watchable, but it's laughable."

He likes Davison though. But that's about it.

http://nzdwfc.tetrap.com/archive/tsv43/onediscussion.html

Duke Newsom (DavidM), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

He's OTM though. Most of the first Hartnell season and the first Baker season, ie the bits I've watched all the way through, are largely terrible. Not because of the lack of bells and whistles or effects or whatever the fuck it is Rusty thinks he brought to the table, the plots just aren't very interesting and there's no tension and the ending to almost every story is awful. I'm including Genesis of the Daleks in this.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

My nephew has seen Saturday's episode, the lucky wee sod. I'm not asking him what he thought, because he doesn't understand the concept of not blabbing everything and is too young to give subtle hints, so I'm just not going to talk to him until Sunday.

ailsa, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 17:53 (fourteen years ago) link

aww, I just watched Genesis and was pretty entertained. admittedly my standards for old Who are probably lower than I had even for most cartoons I watched during the 80s and 90s

Nhex, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

My nephew has seen Saturday's episode, the lucky wee sod.

Someone in my office saw it in London a month or two ago but wouldn't tell us anything.

one of the jones boys (sic), Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link

They did a thing up in Inverness for it, and because my nephew is in school with Karen Gillan's niece, his class got to go.

I am very much not stoked for the new series. Matt Smith is, let's face it, not David Tennant. In any way. I keep telling myself "b-b-but Steven Moffat", but it's not working. I may well not feel like this on Saturday night, I know.

ailsa, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Matt Smith is, let's face it, not David Tennant.

Bit early to judge that isn't it? He might be better. Weren't you the one going "I want Ecclestone back" for a series or so?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, but I am fickle. Hence disclaimer of probable reversal after an hour of watching him. I am basing this entirely on him being a boring bastard on Jonathan Ross the other night, btw.

I am excited about an Inverness accent on prime time telly though.

ailsa, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Also, I liked David Tennant plenty pre-Who, but didn't like him in the role. I just mean it's been a long time since there was a proper series. DT would give good press and get people (well, me) stoked. MS, well, doesn't.

ailsa, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:46 (fourteen years ago) link

long time - just over a year. I am so nu-Who boring popular culture kid it's actually embarrassing me reading back my own posts.

ailsa, Wednesday, 31 March 2010 22:52 (fourteen years ago) link

my girlfriend refuses to watch this w/o tennant

Jack traded Milky-White to the troll for a magical (remy bean), Thursday, 1 April 2010 00:36 (fourteen years ago) link

I feel Matt Smith may have residual cooties left over from his school days.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 1 April 2010 00:47 (fourteen years ago) link

He caught them from childhood acquaintance Dom Passantino.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Never thought I could get into post-Dom ILX but here I am. Doesn't bode well for Smithy, does it.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Thursday, 1 April 2010 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I would refuse to watch this series if it was another with Tennant.

Duke Newsom (DavidM), Thursday, 1 April 2010 06:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Doesn't bode well for Smithy, does it.

Oh thanks, you've just made me think of James Corden. In fact, he's in one, isn't he?

ailsa, Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:18 (fourteen years ago) link

It probably took me a season and change for me to get used to Tennant, and I'm still not sure that I prefer him over Eccleston.

Nhex, Thursday, 1 April 2010 07:56 (fourteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/6KeAh.jpg

http://imgur.com/2MLWY.jpg

James Mitchell, Saturday, 3 April 2010 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QY4c2aWIyL0

GMTV's top 10 companions list is some bullshit, but KG is... nice. Despite her awful posture.

Duke Newsom (DavidM), Saturday, 3 April 2010 16:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Amy Pond, River Song, looks like Moffatt is gonna be working his Finnegans Wake this series.

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

"Amazing, interesting face."

PS I would call her posture "sassy" or "coy."

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 3 April 2010 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link

awww Lil Ailsa saying her prayers.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 3 April 2010 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link

That was medium awesome

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Wish he'd taken the 8 yr old version with him, she'd have been a fantastic companion.

Though to be fair I wouldn't have really really fancied her the way I do with the one he did take. Er, obviously.

JimD, Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

He's playing it a bit close to tennant though, so far.

JimD, Saturday, 3 April 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

BEST DOCTOR EVER (just countering all the moaners)

the bit where the camera revealed the door had opened was classic Moffat, kinda wish they had stuck to keeping it on that smaller ghost story level instead of extending the threat to the whole planet. interesting that we never actually saw Amy's Aunt. was there one arc meme dropped ("silence will fall") or two (something about "Pandorum"?)? not enough sarcastic Olivia Coleman despite the extra episode length. but totally good enough.

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Already said BEST DOCTOR EVER to the fam. I think the silence and the Pandoracle(?) were connected.

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i forgot when it was happening so only joined it at the what-do-tiggers-like-best bit (although: 'you're scottish, aren't you? fry something!' heeeeeee) but oh oh that was so fun!

drama queen woman candidate (c sharp major), Saturday, 3 April 2010 19:47 (fourteen years ago) link

new graphics: good
new music: terrible, shocker (altho i do appreciate the attempt to re-introduce some synthetic sounds, a bit)

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:00 (fourteen years ago) link

WILD SPECULATION: Amy's aunt is River Song. They've both got red hair, River could have been off adventuring in time and space instead of looking after Amy the night Amy met the Doctor, er River / Pond... *shuffles feet*

WILDER SPECULATION: Amy is the young River! OMGWTFBBQ etc

Anyway, I really enjoyed that, although Smith does seem to be playing a bit Tennant so far. Hopefully he'll do more to put his own stamp on the role. The Who Bingo cards upthread were disappointingly OTM in several places :(

mister_thoth, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:17 (fourteen years ago) link

Have considered the possibility that Amy will somehow become River at some point, yeah. But iirc Alex Kingston shd be on dis ting at some point during the series??

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Considering Moffat's love of the wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff I could see River and Amy being on screen together. Possibly without Amy (or the audience) realising River is her future self for maximum poignancy further down the line.

Does seem a bit predictable for Moffat's style, though...

mister_thoth, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Gotta say that if that rottweiler had spoken it would've pushed this episode even higher up the auspicious beginnings chart

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Ha, the same thought occurred to me. I'll give S-Moff the benefit of the doubt and assume the budget didn't stretch to it.

mister_thoth, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

I already regret "S-Moff", tbh.

mister_thoth, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:44 (fourteen years ago) link

also he wd probably have permanently scarred many, many children

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

More than this atrocity did?

http://www.doctorwhoworld.org.uk/Images/sitegraphics/kandyman.jpg

Shirley not!

mister_thoth, Saturday, 3 April 2010 20:48 (fourteen years ago) link

ok amy growing up into river song would be an absolute fucking travesty? i mean not only for the sheer laziness - like the whole 'sally sparrow for new companion!!' tedium, why is it any time there's a charming female character dudes are like 'let's stop at this one'? But also, I can't put this all that clearly, but there is something fundamentally awesome in "girl has an imaginary friend at seven, and then he turns out to be real and they go on adventures" which would be smothered by "oh and she becomes his most trusted boon companion 51st century kickass archaeologist river song".

drama queen woman candidate (c sharp major), Saturday, 3 April 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey, I did say it was wild speculation - and predictable. Moffat's a much smarter writer than that.

I like the setup for Amy's relationship with the Doctor a lot, even if it does have a bit of a hint of "The Girl In The Fireplace" about it. I'm really looking forward to seeing what Moffat does with this series.

mister_thoth, Saturday, 3 April 2010 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

There was some quite "Girl in the Fireplace"-y music playing during the slow reveal of the house after his first "brb" moment

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 21:15 (fourteen years ago) link

oh no that probably means there's a whole bunch of nobs "predicting" that Amy is also Madame Pompadour then...

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 3 April 2010 21:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Like it. Like him - less in your face, less gurning. Like the time afforded for calm sections - the freneticism of RTD/David Tennant got wearing on the nerves. Like the fairy tale element. Like what perhaps were little references to the previous reign? (DT being made to have an English accent/Amelia Pond goes from English to Scottish + instead of the RTD tv news channels across the world thing, just tuning the radio).

Liked the early childhood scenes.

Music was terrible.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 3 April 2010 21:32 (fourteen years ago) link

deliberately rendering the screwdriver and the TARDIS useless was the biggest nod to the previous regime I think

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

new Tardis possibly a wee bit Steampunk for my liking

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Yep, good point about the screwdriver and tardis, it was good that bit. And less needless sudden grinning as well, that used to drive me spare about both Ecclestone and Tennant.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Wee! Loved! Enjoyed the 'corner of your eye' stuff...Moff's so good with the stuff-of-nightmares stuff. And the build up to fish custard was lovely. And Amelia Pond has a nice edge to her as well as being incredibly gorgeous. Got a faint hint of Donna shoutiness in her, which I hope comes out a bit more.

But all round exciting good fun. Ripping stuff!

VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 3 April 2010 22:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I am very much not stoked for the new series. Matt Smith is, let's face it, not David Tennant. In any way. I keep telling myself "b-b-but Steven Moffat", but it's not working. I may well not feel like this on Saturday night, I know.

OMG how wrong was I? <3 Matt Smith already. Slightly driven to distraction by Amy's accent (which, as someone who left Inverness and only goes back into full-on accent in the presence of other Invernessians, is a rubbish and massively hypocritical criticism), but otherwise, great.

awww Lil Ailsa saying her prayers.

Yes, that was remarked upon here. How the hell do you know what I looked like when I was that age?

"You're Scottish - fry stuff" = top lolz.

Alex Kingston was in the "coming soon" trailer, btw. As was James Corden, Bill Nighy and Meera Syal, who are evidently less spoilertastic.

ailsa, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:00 (fourteen years ago) link

I dunno, James Corden spoiled it for me

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

ailsa, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:03 (fourteen years ago) link

I suspect any Tennantisms in Matt Smith are down to - or could be plausibly attributed to - the Doctor being in a transitional phase. I think there was enough evidence that he will become less Tennanty as the series progresses.

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Tell you what I really loved: no big regen crisis! (aside from a bit of a bellyache). First new doctor story we've had without some "he's amnesiac/asleep/insane/whatever" since...tom baker?

JimD, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, I liked that too (though the pre-credits OMG-I-can't-control-the-TARDIS bit gave me the fear, thankfully wrongly).

New title sequence was horrible, btw.

ailsa, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:13 (fourteen years ago) link

real test when it comes down to the normal time. i know there was a lot of info to put into this one, but the episode had time to actually breathe, which was sorely missing in RTD days.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:15 (fourteen years ago) link

So, that bingo card: I make it yesses on:

Geronimo
secondary character spouts cryptic prophesy
Shadow Proclamation namechecked
Run!
Flashback or recap of regeneration (if show of doctors counts to that)
Amy gets tour of TARDIS
Alien invasion on the news (was it on the news or just on telly?)
Doctor admires his own reflection (nicely done!)
Shapeshifting alien is a dog (whoever did these cards has seen this, right?)
Aliens take over earth communications devices blah blah
swirly blue vortex in new title sequence O NO RLY?

So, not that many, but a good few. Some obvious ones not done. Yet.

ailsa, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:21 (fourteen years ago) link

btw, has the TARDIS always had a mezzanine floor?

ailsa, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:22 (fourteen years ago) link

err...

http://imgur.com/NOFTQ.jpg

http://imgur.com/4WONJ.jpg

So either the Tardis caused the cracks in time and space, or the thing making the cracks is also inside the Tardis?

James Mitchell, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Or that's two wobbly lines of different shapes?

ailsa, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I dunno, James Corden spoiled it for me

― Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 April 2010 00:01 (34 minutes ago) Bookmark

maybe he dies? got to look on the bright side.

joe, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:38 (fourteen years ago) link

hopefully something prolonged and undignified

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Tell you what I really loved: no big regen crisis!

The bit where Sophie Peep Show turned into him and he was all "WTF is that? Oh right, is that what I look like?" was nicely done. I did also really appreciate the lack of Tennant, making a clean break was really good (as a firm "OMG not going to be the same without him" Tennant stan, it seemed so much easier to put him behind me and get with Matt Smith).

ailsa, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Also the completely rubbish Patrick Moore cameo.

ailsa, Saturday, 3 April 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

I wonder whether aldo hated it.

JimD, Sunday, 4 April 2010 06:01 (fourteen years ago) link

"Kiss-o-gram," eh??

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 4 April 2010 06:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Bingo also:
Nobody dies
TARDIS referred to as she (he called her sexy)

Is Patrick Moore the new Churchill-looking PM of the UK?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 4 April 2010 06:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Slightly farther to the Right than Churchill iirc

Top Geir (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 4 April 2010 07:59 (fourteen years ago) link

dug Matt Smith, really good to have someone new in the role. loved Tennant but I hadn't realized just how annoying his angsty doctor had gotten towards the end.

only thing i hated was music and title sequence. which bums me out cause i really like the new logo.

Roz, Sunday, 4 April 2010 08:06 (fourteen years ago) link

As good a debut as I could have hoped for! Really enjoyed it, Matt Smith was very Tennant-esque, but I think he'll get more room to stretch his legs very soon and he was nonetheless quite entertaining. Amy was really cute, trademark Moffatt lurking horror and time jump stuff being very cool and looking forward to more! (I am enthused.)

Nhex, Sunday, 4 April 2010 10:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Gah I'm away for the weekend and can't watch this but there's total anticipation building now that seemingly everyone likes it.

Matt DC, Sunday, 4 April 2010 10:24 (fourteen years ago) link

That conference call/Jeff stuff was a bit sketchy tho. Actually it was baloney, but I think you can excuse that sort of thing if the tone was good.

Also not sure about the Johnny 5 Alive! 'what have I missed' bit on the village green.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 4 April 2010 10:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I welcomed the use of a village setting, maybe because it feels more trad Who than the now over-used inner city London tower blocks of the nu-Who. It helps give the series a different feel. It's less trying to be 'relevant to the kids of today', which was always kind of hopeless.

Little Amelia was great, though I don't really agree she would've made a good companion, just for boring practical reasons I suppose. She would be too much of a burden in tight corners, too dependant on the Doctor.
Plus Amy is saucy.

As an opener it was typically flashy, and a touch hyperactive, but Matt Smith hit the ground running imo, and I'm looking forward to more of Moffat's dark fairytale take.

Duke Newsom (DavidM), Sunday, 4 April 2010 11:21 (fourteen years ago) link

started groaning at the so-overdone 'all that amazing stuff that happened' and then proper lol'd at the 'that was two years ago!'.

Freddy 'The Wonder Chicken' (Gukbe), Sunday, 4 April 2010 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

James Corden, Bill Nighy and Meera Syal

guess this is the kind of shit that zerofies my interest in giving it another go

conrad, Sunday, 4 April 2010 11:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I like that the kiss-o-gram job showed that his failure to return forced her into sex work, in the mildest possible way.

demonic splendor, demonic majesty (Abbott), Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link

The episode started as a nice nod to the start of the Hitchiker's Guide to the Galaxy, which was nice. Good to start with the Tardis being unreliable, a good old who standby. Coma patients speaking is becoming a little hackneyed. Good fun though, and i look forward to the rest.

Only thing that tested my suspension of disbelief was the existence of a rural cottage hospital in brown's broken 21st century Britain.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 4 April 2010 17:42 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I missed it, but who were the people that were introduced later in the episode, the elderly lady and her son or grandson - were they friends/neighbors of Amy's?

musically, Sunday, 4 April 2010 18:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, friends/neighbours. Pretty weak and slightly confusing tho.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 4 April 2010 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link

First DW I've really enjoyed in a *long* time. Completely convinced by Matt Smith by 5 mins in. Anyone know where it was set?

Not the real Village People, Sunday, 4 April 2010 22:35 (fourteen years ago) link

A fictional village of Leadworth - filmed as usual around Cardiff.

Nhex, Sunday, 4 April 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Really loved this, except for the music. I wish Murray Gold would have some sort of major life epiphany that makes him give up composing forever.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 5 April 2010 01:48 (fourteen years ago) link

So good!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 5 April 2010 02:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Loved it--Smith seemed just like the Doctor to me. A great start.

Guess which newspaper?

The revealing outfit prompted a flood of comments on online message boards, with a section of fans accusing producers of 'shamelessly sexing up' the long-running family show and labelling it 'slutty'.

Writing about Amy, one viewer in an online forum asked: 'Why did she dress up as a tarty policewoman? Surely that's not fitting for a family show.'

Another said: 'They've completely demeaned Doctor Who by replacing good episode stories with slutty girls.'

James Mitchell, Monday, 5 April 2010 09:07 (fourteen years ago) link

i liked the new title music, if only because they'd ditched the guitars and put synths back in.

the storm clouds and fire textures in the tunnels were too earthly though. it's science fiction, make it look fantastic, not everyday.

koogs, Monday, 5 April 2010 09:48 (fourteen years ago) link

golly, this was swell. new tardis looked super cool, and preview of future eps was pretty jaw-dropping (daleks vs. fighter planes?). loved the character design of the aliens, espesh the snowflake-eye-ship.

ampersand (remy bean), Monday, 5 April 2010 10:44 (fourteen years ago) link

Writing about Amy, one viewer in an online forum asked: 'Why did she dress up as a tarty policewoman? Surely that's not fitting for a family show.'

sooooo... been thinking about maybe giving this a watch?

rip sarah silverman 3/19/10 never forget (history mayne), Monday, 5 April 2010 10:50 (fourteen years ago) link

aldo is not in the country so has not seen this yet.

Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Monday, 5 April 2010 12:25 (fourteen years ago) link

aldo you will fucking love it BUT we keenly await another timeline update from you! :D

one of the jones boys (sic), Monday, 5 April 2010 12:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Coma patients speaking is becoming a little hackneyed

I read that scene as a homage to Seven Crystal Balls, but that might be over-nerding it. Although Moffat did write one half of the first Tintin movie, so maybe not.

Loved the fish custard business at the start, the rest didn't quite match up, but otherwise very promising. It seemed a lot smarter, like a BBC2 Doctor Who, if that makes sense.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 5 April 2010 13:20 (fourteen years ago) link

was anyone else mis-stepped by the 'hit with a cricket bat, hits floor, cut to ambulance siren-blaring to hospital forecourt' = ok so doctor has been taken to the hospita... oh hang on.

other odd bits/echoes:
an alien fugitive being reclaimed by law-enforcing aliens, plus some hospital scenes. martha's 1st story
whisked away *before* a wedding.
very fanboyish continuity jokes/refs re swimming pool and other stuff (i forget)
lots of kid's dreamstuff in there (room you never noticed, childhood 'invisible' friend, corner of the eye/blink stuff)
lots of allusions to teh filthy stuff (as per moffat in gen)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 5 April 2010 21:52 (fourteen years ago) link

A full 8-tentacle salute from here. Really liked the first episode a lot - wanted to see the next one immediately afterward...

Sold on Matt Smith during the "you know when parents tell you everything is going to be alright?" line (which Tennant would have made ridiculously overdramatic).

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:13 (fourteen years ago) link

was anyone else mis-stepped by the 'hit with a cricket bat, hits floor, cut to ambulance siren-blaring to hospital forecourt' = ok so doctor has been taken to the hospita... oh hang on

yep

on rewatching there's definitely something in the scene the pic james posted comes from - the doctor turns the monitor off as if worried that amy will see the image of the crack on the screen

something odd about the end too with the raggedy-doctor dolls (is amy gonna go psycho-stalkey halfway thru the season?) all out and so close to the wedding dress

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 01:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I loved this :) which was a happy surprise! Man i love doctor who so much

mind crystals over matter (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 6 April 2010 03:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Before everyone gets carried away I don't think this was a much better opening episode than 'Rose', but then again Moffatt's got form so I have faith.

Matt Smith - terrific. I really like his occasional bursts of sarcastic zinginess, like when Amy asked him if the door would hold the aliens.

The whole ep - bit of a mess, I thought, too frantic and overstuffed, and the alien stuff raced past as if it wasn't really important (to be fair, in a scene-setting epsiode it isn't really). Could have done with having about three characters removed. Still, The End Of The World is getting a bit boring so nice of Moffatt to get it out of the way early.

The first 10mins - great. Moffatt is at his best when aiming directly at the younger kids, and this hit the nail on the head. He needs to do a story with household insects given alien powers. Spiders, maybe.

Amy - dunno, jury's out. Didn't really get much of a sense of her personality in this one, relative to Rose/Martha/Donna, and Karen Gillen's repertoire of wide-eyed terror expressions leads me to think she might not be a great actress.

Doctor being a dick to Amy's boyfriend - this is always classic, a nice throwback to the Ecclestone era. Amy having to be back the next morning for her wedding day is a good reason not to go back to present day Earth for the rest of the series as well.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 6 April 2010 22:36 (fourteen years ago) link

You know.. what is the deal with Doctor Who Confidential? I think I give it a shot maybe once a season, but... why is it 45 minutes long when half of it is montages of scenes from the episode you just watched set to pop music? Also why do they seem to repeat the same factoids over and over again? I just watched the one for the first episode, and they explained how stop-motion filming works at least three times, how the Doctor REALLY becomes the Doctor when he finally gets a new wardrobe (you don't say) three times, and so on... damn my behind-the-scenes curiosity.

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 05:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Finally saw this tonight, and showed it to a bar full of abotu 16-17 people there just to see it.

I enjoyed it. I really liked the fact that they worked cell phones in, and that the camera movements were very, VERY different from what we've seen before.

the Murray Gold stuff was bleah, but I figure that what we have to put up with until someone finally kneecaps him. I wish the opening theme didn't have quite so modern beats.

requiem for crunk (kingfish), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 07:14 (fourteen years ago) link

The new theme crowds out the bassline with these bombastic strings, and that's unforgiveable in my book.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link

Very much in agreement with everything Matt DC said. Felt like there was something slack about the direction, too. The panel-to-panel storytelling felt a bit confusing, too much going on at one moment, too little at the next. Maybe a reflection of the smaller budget?

What's up with the first ten seconds of the theme, btw? It took way too long to get to the melody.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link

has the budget been cut?

Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Agree that Moffat keeps packing too much stuff in, but would still rather this than the weak episodes we're likely to get from other writers. Comparisons to 'Rose' are probably pointless as that was largely carried by the overwhelming excitement/expectation and ended up being one of the weaker eps of that series. No opener has ever gone on to stand out as one of the series highlights which is fantastic given The Eleventh Hour's overall quality.

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 11:43 (fourteen years ago) link

big grin at the doctor sending amy a message to "duck!" - possibly the only person capable of sending such a message would be a time traveler - and it is just too delicious to refrain from using TWICE

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:27 (fourteen years ago) link

(by moffat i mean - that was straight outta "Blink" right?)

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:37 (fourteen years ago) link

(and in Blink he actually adds "no seriously, duck!!")

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Good to see "wibby-wobbly, timey-wimey" back as well.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link

In this one he is driving a fire engine towards the window of the hospital where they've told him they're standing tho? No major precog needed there. Although, yes, it seemed like a reference to Blink. xpost

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Am I the only one that suspects the 'too much stuff packed in' was all being planted for later episodes? As I watched, I noticed that most of the 'extra stuff' were allusions to mystery that I imagine could/will be explored later: the identity of Amy Pond's parents, her mysterious never-seen aunt, the identity of the suitor, the old woman who says 'I've seen you somewhere before...' , the creepy raggedy doctor dolls, etc., etc., etc.

I have the faintest idea that all of it will matter.

Also, I loved loved love the use of the color red in the episode. There's a fire-engine red item in practically every shot.

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:22 (fourteen years ago) link

I sort of get the feeling that Moffatt can't really arsed to have a whole family knocking about, Rusty-style. Still, Amy having obsessed over the Doctor as some kind of magical figure since childhood is going to lead to a much more interesting dynamic that "ooh I fancy him".

The crack in the universe is going to be a running thread throughout the series, isn't it? I hope they build it up into a proper mystery to be unveiled right at the end.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:24 (fourteen years ago) link

I guess what I really enjoy about the introduction of Amy is that she is nearly as much of a mystery and a free agent as the Doctor. She could end up being good, bad, crazy, capable, enfeebling, epic and continuing (a la Jack Harkness) or little more than a one-off, as opposed to Rose/Martha/Donna/Wilf who all arrive on the show as fully drawn figures.

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Did Moffatt create Captain Jack himself or did he just write the first ep in which he appeared?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link

wiki sez he was a collab b/w barrowman, gardener, and davies

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:43 (fourteen years ago) link

the old woman who says 'I've seen you somewhere before...' isn't a mystery, surely - the old woman thinks she's seen the doctor before because she's known Amy through her entire phase of raggedy doctor picture-drawing/doll-making/story-telling?

drama queen woman candidate (c sharp major), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:45 (fourteen years ago) link

but idk i originally assumed the old lady was her aunt so what do i know

drama queen woman candidate (c sharp major), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:48 (fourteen years ago) link

no she did indeed recognise him as the raggedy doctor

the whole 'cracks' thing is surely just more of the 'rift' issues that enabled both Cybermen returning, Torchwood etc. it would be daft to try and make it a separate thing but this did seem to be hinted at (the Doctor not knowing why...at least he didn't say "oh yeah, that whole darkness thing").

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:52 (fourteen years ago) link

When he said, by the duck pond, "this is too soon, I'm not ready, I'm not done yet", that was him quoting Tennant from the Christmas specials, no? Rewatched it last night (with a transfixed five year old this time), and it did seem like a lot of the tennantisms were more intentional than I'd maybe first assumed.

JimD, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Liked the episode. Stupid question from probably not listening at the right moment: thought Amelia said she didn't have parents and lived with her aunt, but had a freshly carved apple from her mother?

(Got a bit tired of previous ongoing companion-family sagas, so quite like to think that the obligation to be back for "stuff" the next day means her own timeline will be avoided for the whole series, and then just whisk her back to get married in the last episode. While trying not to be 12 years late again, obv. Seems fairly unlikely, I realise...)

falling while carrying an owl (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link

the whole 'cracks' thing is surely just more of the 'rift' issues that enabled both Cybermen returning, Torchwood etc. it would be daft to try and make it a separate thing but this did seem to be hinted at

I thought Moffatt wasn't going to include any of Rusty's stuff and focus on building his own universe, as it were?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost I think Amelia just said that was what her mother used to do because she didn't like apples either. Good line as well - 'I'll keep that for later', actually kept it for 12 years later, when he used it again.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:03 (fourteen years ago) link

On podcast with (ahem) Richard Bacon, Matt Smith alluded to a lot of setup in the first episode, so the overstuffage may well be part of that.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:06 (fourteen years ago) link

phwoaar

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:16 (fourteen years ago) link

thought Amelia said she didn't have parents and lived with her aunt, but had a freshly carved apple from her mother?

think the implication was that she did have parents, we just don't know what happened to them yet. maybeeee they got zapped back into the past by weeping angels.

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 14:21 (fourteen years ago) link

"Also, I loved loved love the use of the color red in the episode. There's a fire-engine red item in practically every shot."

That's interesting. Perhaps the director is a Powell & Pressburger fan? Scorcesee did the same thing in Mean Streets as a homage to P&P. In response Powell said, "I like it, but you've used too much red."

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

think the implication was that she did have parents, we just don't know what happened to them yet. maybeeee they got zapped back into the past by weeping angels.

This would be awesome, and she'd be able to bump into them at some point as well.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:24 (fourteen years ago) link

you know, it's possible that amy/amelia's first meeting with the doctor (via the blue box) was not actually the first -- it could explain why she was not at all scared of him.

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:53 (fourteen years ago) link

er, then why didn't she recognise him?

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:56 (fourteen years ago) link

in answer to steve, cos he just regenerated

however she wasn't afraid because santa sent her a policeman to save her from the crack.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Still, Amy having obsessed over the Doctor as some kind of magical figure since childhood is going to lead to a much more interesting dynamic that "ooh I fancy him".

Yeah, this is good. I had the sort of fear with Donna that the fact she admitted in "Partners in Crime" that she'd been carrying around her clothes in the back of her car and sort of stalking him by turning up where bad things happened meant that she had expectations beyond just hanging around doing stuff when she finally did catch up with him, but that never materialised. I hope they stay away from this with Amy as well.

ailsa, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:04 (fourteen years ago) link

oh, i don't. i hope she's batshit for him; plunges off the deep end halfway through the season. how often has that happened? a treacherous/unstable companion?

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought there was a hint of a paternal Ecclestone-type attitude from the Doctor as well, can't remember when it was. Maybe when she mentioned she was a kissogram?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:20 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost Turlough mk2. never trust a ginger

in one word = garg (herb albert), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

oh huh btw someone mentioned this elsewhere i think but how on earth can she work as a kissogram when she
1. lives in a village where everyone knows her and
2, does not have a car?

does she take the bus?

drama queen woman candidate (c sharp major), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:24 (fourteen years ago) link

You don't really care about things like that though, do you?

Duke Newsom (DavidM), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

still loling at "kissogram". family friendly!

Nhex, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Bingo also:
Nobody dies

The (hospital) Doctor dies - offscreen tho. At least I assume she died. Maybe she was just wounded.

I loved this. I've missed a lot of episodes due to issues with Piper and then Tennant but thought these two were great - once I got used to the Dr. being about 16.

Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 7 April 2010 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

the old woman who says 'I've seen you somewhere before...' isn't a mystery, surely - the old woman thinks she's seen the doctor before because she's known Amy through her entire phase of raggedy doctor picture-drawing/doll-making/story-telling?

I initially assumed that she was part of Wilfred's Doctor-Seeking Geezer Expeditionary Brigade.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Wednesday, 7 April 2010 23:24 (fourteen years ago) link

oh huh btw someone mentioned this elsewhere i think but how on earth can she work as a kissogram when she
1. lives in a village where everyone knows her and...

does she take the bus?

presumably she can walk.

one of the jones boys (sic), Thursday, 8 April 2010 00:09 (fourteen years ago) link

what, she doesn't kiss where she eats, that's okay

Nhex, Thursday, 8 April 2010 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8607925.stm

Instant response would normally be a big groan, but Charles Cecil could make these great actually.

JimD, Thursday, 8 April 2010 09:30 (fourteen years ago) link

yeh cautiously optimistic. free too!

aztec gamera (zappi), Thursday, 8 April 2010 16:00 (fourteen years ago) link

Liked this quite a lot. As we've seen from Moffatt's other Who work, it re-uses a lot of his own ideas (the opening bit with the young Amy praying is much closer to the original Sally Sparrow story that he rewrote as part of Blink, for example) and seems to want to be closer to Coupling at times, but not really to any penalty. Colour me optimistic for the rest of the series, Gatiss' dalek story in particular.

Hated the music though, and the new title sequence.

I do have to comment on something Matt said upthread on Hartnell, but I have to nip out just now so it will come later (possibly after episode 2).

Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Saturday, 10 April 2010 15:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought the second one was terrific. Although I got a bit lost with some of the timey-wimey stuff - were the Queen's last 10 years in some sort of loop? And I don't get when Amy was meant to have recorded that message for the Doctor.

One thing that's already sticking out about this series is the use of children and riffs on children's stories. With the exception of School Reunion and a couple of the Moffatt stories, the Rusty era didn't really use kids at all, it felt very young-teen oriented. The first couple of episodes seem to have a much more fantastical feel to them - I'm thinking CS Lewis/Phillip Pullman style 'children disappear and magical things happen to them'.

Also Amy's character is classic childhood wish fulfillment. The idea of being swept away by an imaginary/secret friend and having loads of adventures over the course of one night is classic children's fiction, very Snowman/BFG. Especially as Amy spent the whole episode in a nightgown. If it carries on in this vein it might turn out to be a stroke of genius on Moffatt's part.

Matt Smith's bumbling professor Doctor is really taking off, he's distancing himself from Tennant already. I liked the bit when he flipped at Amy as well, a bit of an Ecclestone throwback there. Next episode looks like it might even do something interesting with the Daleks as well.

Matt DC, Saturday, 10 April 2010 18:16 (fourteen years ago) link

think Cockney Queen who goes "undercover" with a porcelain mask is probably the daftest thing Moff has come up with so far...

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 10 April 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I liked Cockney Queen, although I thought they laid the Last of the Timelords stuff on a bit thick right at the end.

(I was challoping a bit with the Hartnell stuff Aldo, just getting tired of the constant "ah it were better when I were a lad" stuff on these threads).

Matt DC, Saturday, 10 April 2010 18:39 (fourteen years ago) link

were the Queen's last 10 years in some sort of loop?

yeah every ten years she has to choose whether to abdicate or forget. it makes sense for the plebs to remember they vote every five years, but she must have to forget she even had the choice.

agree with you about the children's story stuff, seems to be generally true about moffat that he's better when writing for a young audience. press gang>>>>>>>coupling and whatever the fuck else he's done.

joe, Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Again, totally great I thought. No problem at all with the porcelain mask - goes back to that old literary/historical thing of the monarch wanting to see how his/her subjects really live. Love the way he ties up Ballardian urban images with fairy stories - completely agree with what Matt DC said about aiming for the younger audience with the fantastical (reminds me of that Robert Conquest poem defending science fiction Far Out - about seeing the galaxies in the button eyes of your rag doll).

Also so much happens which isn't simply running about. Love it.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:23 (fourteen years ago) link

The "forget" and "protest" buttons were brilliant.

I'm no Star Wars geek but there were a couple of things that seemed like little homages - interstellar royalty saying "Save us Doctor - you're our only hope" for instance. And of course suddenly realizing that there's a reason the cave you're in is so damp...

I feel like this Doctor is a bit of a softie so far. That hug! I imagine Tennant, and especially Eccles, kind of flinching if Amy had gone in like that. I like Smith, he has a kind of floppy scarecrow thing going on which is pretty great. Something Tennant had down cold was this kind of appreciation-for-humans-yet-at-a-remove look - a real warm kind of sympathy his eyes were capable of which still managed to convey that he would never belong to Earth, really. Maybe I'm projecting. But being so young is a special challenge for Smith I think. The Doctor is what, hundreds of years old?

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:35 (fourteen years ago) link

And I don't get when Amy was meant to have recorded that message for the Doctor.

No, me neither (and was it even good advice? She didn't get him off the ship in the end, and it all turned out ok). I liked that this was such a sci-fi story, I just wish it had come later in the series. It would've been nice to see a bit more interaction between the new doc and amy, but this one was so plot heavy (maybe overly so, some bits felt pretty rushed) that there wasn't much time for that kind of character-based stuff.

Also why are they dumping the naughty kids in the monster pit to be eaten, if they already know it refuses to eat them? In fact why is it eating anyone, if it's basically there to help them all?

JimD, Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link

Cause it needs food?

They're not dumping the kids down there to be eaten, they're dumping them down there to weed out troublemakers and serve as a warning to others. I don't know exactly what happens to the kids, they seemed sort of zombified..

I figured she recorded it during the 20 minutes she ended up forgetting. By hitting the big "Record" button. No it wasn't good advice, but hey. What she'd seen on the tape scared her, she was convinced there was nothing positive they could do, but she also knew the Doctor would try to save the day, so she recorded a message to her future self to get him out of there before he messed up the nice little authoritarian regime the UK had going.

I guess some might say it's too obvious but I liked the metaphor of the star whale - the people who keep the engine of your country going could probably do a better job if you stopped exploiting them. But we'd rather forget.

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Cause it needs food?

Ok, this isn't really solved by the Doctor's intervention then. But yeah, you're probably right about the rest of it. :)

JimD, Saturday, 10 April 2010 21:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Murray Gold needs to be horsewhipped.

Otherwise, I liked this episode.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 11 April 2010 00:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Loved it. That Doctor/Amy hug at the end was a wonderful moment...the joy of the Doctor realizing that he's understood, possibly not alone...and after all of those years obsessing and imagining him, the joy of Amy being able show him how much she really knows...felt very genuine.

The story got a little elaborate in places, but overall a really vivid and engaging episode. Though Mr Veg and I lol'd at the last shot of Spaceship UK with the whale underneath..."You know if the Tardis had come in at a lower angle to start with they could have saved themselves a lot of trouble.."

Excited for ole Winny's Ironsides Daleks.

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 11 April 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Wonder if the daleks will shoot any miners

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 11 April 2010 02:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Agree that this episode had a tone and payoff more suited to a later point in the season, because it felt oddly disengaged for me (could be my indigestion though) and the stakes seemed remote too.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 11 April 2010 06:09 (fourteen years ago) link

^^ this for me too, when the doctor got mad it felt more mood-swingy than righteous fury. i could see how technically the plot called for fury, but i was like "oh w/e you're not going to really condemn Amy as being the worst person ever in episode 2."

but actually wasn't The Fires of Pompeii the second ep last season? there was a similar "doctor has to make a terrible choice, companion disagrees" situation and i thought it carried sufficient resonance at the time.

the international mooncake trade (reddening), Sunday, 11 April 2010 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link

The bare bones of the plot were ok but I'm not really down with the style of 1940s retro-futuristic authoritarian broken britain in space, which I feel like has been done time and time again - e.g. Gridlock, which ok was NY not UK but still had the same air of ramshackle technology, everyone in power behaving like assholes. The Smilers, for example, were just a gimmick, "ooh let's have a scary face in there", there's no logic behind having everyone watched over by dummies in boxes.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Sunday, 11 April 2010 08:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Though Mr Veg and I lol'd at the last shot of Spaceship UK with the whale underneath...

I think I saw the crack along the side of the ship's saddle, or shell, or whatever it is, in this shot.

trishyb, Sunday, 11 April 2010 08:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Xpost - yep, know what you mean about the Smilers - they had no structural point - but they were v sinister.

This felt like an old Peter Davison/Sylvester McCoy four-parter squashed into 40 mins tbh, but I don't really mind the overabundance of ideas. Can make some bits rather sketchy.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 11 April 2010 09:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't think the reveal and exposition bit really held together particularly well but maybe I need to watch it again. Moffatt has quite got the hang of pacing an episode at this point which is strange given he was pretty much the king of it during the Rusty era.

Matt DC, Sunday, 11 April 2010 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Umm, that was OK but not hugely better than that. As much like a 200AD story as Gridlock, but with the added spice of ripping off Pat Mills' 'Song of the Space Whale' (an unfinished 5th Doctor story, replaced with Mawdryn Undead) and was consistent with the Nerva Beacon trilogy. This series feels very much like the 5th Doctor in tone, which probably isn't a surprise given Moffatt's leanings that way. Still very hopeful, particularly for next week.

Matt, I can see why you'd want to challenge that, and I can see your point to a larger degree. There is barely a six-parter (or longer), for example, that isn't at least one episode too long - The War Games has one episode that achieves absolutely nothing, and ends with Jamie being captured just like the previous one did - and there are even plenty of four-parters that could do with judicious editing. And, of course, no Doctor is above criticism - I myself can't stand the McCoy era (Sylv's characterisation is perhaps the only thing that redeems any of it, although Remembrance is at least watchable in places) and don't really like the majority of Davison, while having rediscovered Colin Baker as only failing due to poor scripts - but picking on Hartnell dialogue stumbles when it was mainly deliberate acting (William Russell has confirmed this, and was used at least in part to cut down the amount of reshooting required as Hartnell's arteriosclerosis did affect his memory to a degree) is one of the tropes that always gets trotted out criticising the b&w era.

Anyway, I'm just starting maybe the worst Who box set yet released (The Time Monster, Underworld and Horns of Nimon, none of which are any good at all) so I may not return in any fit condition.

Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Sunday, 11 April 2010 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I saw the crack along the side of the ship's saddle, or shell, or whatever it is, in this shot.

yep. looks like people were right about the crack in the universe being a long running thing.

cajunsunday, Sunday, 11 April 2010 11:18 (fourteen years ago) link

"You know if the Tardis had come in at a lower angle to start with they could have saved themselves a lot of trouble.."

a bit like if only the TARDIS had landed in front of the Madame Pompadour painting perhaps

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 11 April 2010 12:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Are the cracks connected with Amy is the question. Crack at her house, crack on the monitor when she enters the Tardis, crack at the end of this episode (i.e. after she's been there).

Didn't like ep2 as much as ep1 but am really impressed with Matt Smith. Too many loose ends (ha! - as if it that was a new development) and I didn't think the Smilers were sinister enough, they needed some weaponry.

Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 11 April 2010 12:19 (fourteen years ago) link

First ten minutes would have had me totally spooked as a kid (8-year-old me found pierrot masks and the testcard - see screen in lift - horribly creepy, had recurring nightmares abt out-of-control lifts), so A+ for that

after that, some aspects of plot not really hanging together, but enough flashes of aceness that it didn't wind me up like an RTD cobbled-together plot

loved the Dalek WWII propaganda poster in the preview, if the Beeb (Terry Nation?) have their act together I suspect there is significant geek $$$ to be made in selling prints

falling while carrying an owl (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 11 April 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link

feels a bit too soon for Daleks but i do quite like it when you get the next episode set up at the end of the current one

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 11 April 2010 12:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't like it when they basically show you all but the last ten minutes of the next episode in the trailer though. Turning off b4 that shit next time.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Sunday, 11 April 2010 12:54 (fourteen years ago) link

It is totally glib to say this (& dismissive cliché during the RTD era), but these first shows do feel like childrens TV, in the best possible way. "Giant Space Whale" and "Humungous Eyeball Ship" are as kid-imaginative as it comes, and the glut of ideas is part of a new style, i think, that i am like. it extends the universe outside of the teleology of the plot & individual episode, in sort of a novel way.

admittedly, there were some scattershot ends.

ampersand (remy bean), Sunday, 11 April 2010 12:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Dear God, the Time Monster is awful. The only saving graces are Ingrid Pitt and the Atlantean servant in ep 5 that looks like Darlene out of Roseanne (only he's a bloke).

Underworld isn't nearly as bad as I remember it being though. I'm almost enjoying it.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Sunday, 11 April 2010 14:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Only just had the chance to catch up with the first two eps, pretty fantastic all round. All the gloss and pace of the RTD era, but far less glib and lazy. I think I may prefer Smith to Tennant already - over-confident funny looking nerd is so much more fun than over-confident handsome capable dude.

This felt like an old Peter Davison/Sylvester McCoy four-parter squashed into 40 mins tbh, but I don't really mind the overabundance of ideas.

Yeah, there were easily enough ideas for a two-parter here. But bring it on, I say. Excited for the future of the show.

BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Sunday, 11 April 2010 14:36 (fourteen years ago) link

loved the Dalek WWII propaganda poster in the preview, if the Beeb (Terry Nation?) have their act together I suspect there is significant geek $$$ to be made in selling prints

As soon as I saw it I wanted one, so I think you're right.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 11 April 2010 15:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I saw the last one, with the space whale, I thought it was pretty decent overall, although I wish they'd SLOW DOWN a bit, and I found the ending a bit abrupt & borderline nonsensical. I saw the trailer for the next ep & was like oh shit, not the daleks again, give it a rest at first, but I have to admit, the khaki ww2 daleks were funny & a cute conceit so I'm looking forward to it.

dead flower :( (Pashmina), Sunday, 11 April 2010 15:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Really enjoyed the episodes, although in retrospect there were a lot of things that seemed "outside" the plot, but nevertheless it was very good. Matt Smith has officially won me over, he was much less Tennant-y in this ep versus the previous one, and he deadpanned a few lines while in the mouth that gave me genuine lols.

musically, Sunday, 11 April 2010 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link

I wish they'd SLOW DOWN a bit

There were a few lines early on when things were being rapidly explained that I literally didn't understand even after rewinding a few times. This also happened with Tennant episodes but usually only when he was launching into one of his purposefully nonsensical tech explanations.

I may prefer Smith to Tennant already - over-confident funny looking nerd is so much more fun than over-confident handsome capable dude.

That's a good point.

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 11 April 2010 18:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, not bad. The episode's shortcomings are saved by the two leads, who I find really watchable, likeable, whatever.
The Smilers, like the scarecrows in the Family of Blood episode, didn't make much logical sense, but were a neat idea as something creepy to stick in the minds of children watching. They would've been creepier though, if they just had a manic grin as one fixed expression. A frown, even the demonic grimace, aren't as unsettling as a dead-eyed, malevolent smile on those kind of things.

while having rediscovered Colin Baker as only failing due to poor scripts

And with being a really really horrible actor?

Duke Newsom (DavidM), Sunday, 11 April 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

I still got a few manic Tennanty vibes off Smith, but I'll agree that he had moments of quiet deadpan that would work as his Doctor Thing.

Properly freaked out when that one hoodie human's head turned around to reveal a Smiler.

Also complaining about the music is for losers. I'm a winner.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 11 April 2010 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Just seen it, fucking excellent, fuiud

POLL closes: April 31st (in 100 years) (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 11 April 2010 19:46 (fourteen years ago) link

And with being a really really horrible actor?

I can see what you mean, but I don't agree with you at all. The utterly dislikeable Doctor has been done to a much lesser degree before and since (Hartnell, Ecclescake and Tennant in the Christmas Invasion) so IMHO the fact he does it overplayed in neither here nor there. The remainder is sub-Tom, sure, but has the same contemptuous tone , with maybe the boorishness and superiority of Hartnell. I can live with that.

Mel is still kind of shit, though.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Sunday, 11 April 2010 19:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Anyone else get a slight Buckaroo Banzai feel from Smith's outfit?

http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/b/bukbanzi.jpg

James Mitchell, Sunday, 11 April 2010 22:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Really enjoyed this, and yeah, the kid-oriented-but-with-stuff-for-adults things really works for me. (As for Colin Baker, at the time I assumed his being unlikable was a symptom of his regeneration going wrong and his personality never settling down, but rewatching them more recently this idea wasn't as strongly run with as I remember, so Maybe not).

What with the Magpie Electricals thing, Moffat's hardly pretending the RTDavies years never happened. He's just quietly outwriting all of Davies work.

yeah i wondered about the Magpie thing having not realised that the Doctor's new monitor as first seen in The Eleventh Hour also had a Magpie Electricals logo on it. Would expect to see one in the next ep too now esp. with it being by the Idiot Lantern writer and set in a nearby time.

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2010 00:22 (fourteen years ago) link

aldo you will fucking love it BUT we keenly await another timeline update from you! :D

― one of the jones boys (sic), Monday, 5 April 2010 22:54 (1 week ago)

hmmmmmmmm

it's all abt groups, like i was saying in the jerk thread a few days ago (sic), Thursday, 15 April 2010 01:32 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmmm indeed. I did find it a bit odd that nobody knew who the Doctor was in the 11th Hour. The 1990 date on the NHS card is interesting, but the smart phones and wi-fi don't exactly match up. Not sure what to make of this reading, but there's clearly some funny time-wimey-wibbly-wobbly stuff going on. It also raises the question, why did the Tardis go back in time during the regeneration? Perhaps the regeneration and the banishing of the Time Lords has caused some sort of crack in space in time...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:19 (fourteen years ago) link

There was also the weird blue line of mist across the pair of them in 11th Hour, is maybe also time crack? Gave myself lulz anagramming Amelia Pond - the best two I got were Opal Maiden and (groan) Oedipal Man.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:36 (fourteen years ago) link

The NHS card date thing has to be intentional because why show it at all/do they normally have issue dates on them? But what can it mean.

why did the Tardis go back in time during the regeneration?

could've gone into a parallel universe theoretically, where everything is the same but just a little bit different e.g. Blackberry Storms in 1994. Uh.

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:41 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, what the hell was that blue mist?? I noticed it, too.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:42 (fourteen years ago) link

i assumed that was just a clunky directorial choice to emphasize the importance of the 'moment' where they really connect as doctor and companion.

Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Or maybe Rory is the crack in time... Or maybe he's slipped through the crack from 1990...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Midichlorians?

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:50 (fourteen years ago) link

No, that's what that crap oooh-oooh music is for. It was a line of mist but I'm not going to nerd out and check for the 'crack' aspect by re-watching.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Thursday, 15 April 2010 11:52 (fourteen years ago) link

I am glad to have started a trend.

I noticed the blue thing too, but assumed the same as Gubke.

I did notice all the cars being older (specifically the fire engine), and wasn't sure whether the "how do you know it's a duck pond if there's no ducks?" line was a further pointer that not everything was right.

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The spoilery thing that Moffatt announced before the series started that the 'big bad' for this series was in every episode, plus the spoilery rumour (which I won't reveal) about who/what the 'big bad' actually is, makes a lot of sense based on what we've seen thus far.

One of the big problems I see that he has to write soon is the reappearance of River Song, or rather the event in the forthcoming episode. The easiest way out of it is a bit of handwaving that she sees The Doctor in a different way to everybody else, but it definitely doesn't seem 100% consistent with her first appearance.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah I could never work out quite how River Song recognised Tennant in the last series, and why she didn't seem that thrown by his appearance.

Matt DC, Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Well it took her awhile to figure it out, didn't it? And once she did she was pretty overwhelmed with emotion IIRC!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:39 (fourteen years ago) link

(Leading to classic Tennant "Oh you adore me too, huh?" type behavior)

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:40 (fourteen years ago) link

I would like to be directed to both those spoilery things, Aldo.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:43 (fourteen years ago) link

Well it took her awhile to figure it out, didn't it?

No she seemed to immediately know who he was and was on familiar terms, despite surely knowing that the Tennant Doctor had never met her?

Matt DC, Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I think "eccentric guy suddenly turns up in place he has no right to be with bemused companion in tow" wd probably be good enough clues for her.

longer lasting, thicker elections (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah it's also that it took her quite a while to twig that she'd brought him to the library too early in his life.

Matt DC, Thursday, 15 April 2010 12:49 (fourteen years ago) link

Even if Matt Smith is the first doctor she meets, it doesn't preclude her having met the Tennant doctor at a point we did not see on screen, after the library episode but before regeneration.

ithappens, Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:08 (fourteen years ago) link

it was kinda like she'd met or seen Tennant's Doctor before but only briefly. maybe she just recognised him from an image she'd seen of the Doctor's previous incarnations, like the footage they've shown twice now of the Doctor's different faces.

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:11 (fourteen years ago) link

^ which always bugs me in a fun way because WHO filmed those images of the Doctor etc. lol

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 15 April 2010 13:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm, perhaps the jagged line is The Master... It was never quite clear what happened to him in End of Time. He wasn't necessarily sucked into oblivion with the rest of the Time Lords. Perhaps he's now existing in a rift in time and space and he's masterminding the whole thing. Quite an elaborate back up plan though...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Thursday, 15 April 2010 14:34 (fourteen years ago) link

xpost to myself - later in his life but earlier in her life. Oh, the problems of time travel. Though that can sometimes happen on the High Barnet branch of the Northern Line, too.

ithappens, Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link

also the number 30 bus

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 April 2010 17:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Suzy, you have spoilery webmail.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:01 (fourteen years ago) link

They could have sold me this. Cheers BBC!

http://downloads.bbc.co.uk/doctorwho/d11s01/d11s01e01_to_victory.pdf

scotstvo, Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:15 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^right next to the Keep Calm and Carry On poster, yes?

I like my spoilery webmail v much, Aldo. Thanks.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Thursday, 15 April 2010 18:19 (fourteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/INdli.jpg

Some of this is awesome.

James Mitchell, Friday, 16 April 2010 10:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Finally watched the last episode - really liked it! So many ideas, plot moved kind of ridiculously fast! stuff like the "record" button explaining that Amy just recorded that message now, i mean, damn, I totally missed that. There was so much going on it made the flow of the episode a little off, but I'm with the rest of you who are really into the children's fantasy vibes these two eps have been going with.

All the Who universe callbacks are great, and this reminded me functionally a bit of Eccleston's second episode, the one where a bunch of aliens watch the Earth burn, which also went into explaining a bunch of the new incarnation of the Doctor, last of the Time Lords, fresh companion reactions, so on. That one I think also introduced the "cell phone outside of time".

The fact that it actually led directly into the next story was AWESOME, though I'm not sure exactly why, since it was totally unnecessary.

Nhex, Friday, 16 April 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v478/josiahrowe/dalektea.jpg

<3 <3 <3

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Saturday, 17 April 2010 13:40 (fourteen years ago) link

DON'T TELL HIM, PIKE

koogs, Saturday, 17 April 2010 14:20 (fourteen years ago) link

"would you care for some tea" lol

Slumpman, Saturday, 17 April 2010 17:39 (fourteen years ago) link

the orange dalek is my favourite

Slumpman, Saturday, 17 April 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

no matter what else, i love the colours

Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Saturday, 17 April 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Nice merchandising guys.

Srsly tho, this series keeps getting better.

Bone Thugs-n-Carmody (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 April 2010 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, liked that. Time is defintiely fucked though.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Saturday, 17 April 2010 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm pleased that Moffat is being a lot more explicit about the Grand Finale story arc, actively developing it each week rather than RTD's one cryptic reference and nowt else approach.

Bone Thugs-n-Carmody (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:18 (fourteen years ago) link

where was the crack?

new daleks are too big, too clean, too bright. i liked when they looked like landrovers, not mini coopers.

koogs, Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:25 (fourteen years ago) link

The colour palette on the Daleks was v. deliberately 50s UK design I thought.

There was a crack in the wall of the War Room, think it was there anyway.

Bone Thugs-n-Carmody (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

River Song plus Weepy Angels next week I might have to take a sedative for.

Bone Thugs-n-Carmody (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

The Dalek colour palette was actually very Italian Job.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, maybe 60s rather than 50s. But deliberately retro, yes.

Bone Thugs-n-Carmody (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:32 (fourteen years ago) link

They zoomed in on the glowing crack as the TARDIS disappeared at the end.

Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

i must've looked away because, yes, it's obvious.

koogs, Saturday, 17 April 2010 19:58 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm, maybe the FORGET button has been introduced (and used) before.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Saturday, 17 April 2010 20:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought the flag shown just before the glowing crack was also hanging in the shape of the crack, but maybe it is me on crack instead

wd not be surprised to learn there were other cracks earlier on too, though

falling while carrying an owl (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 17 April 2010 21:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Daleks reminded me of this:

http://www.uncrate.com/men/images/2006/06/toyota-fj-cruiser.jpg

2000s reinterpretation of a classic design. Whilst i like the idea of all new daleks the episode wasn't as good as the previous ones, can't put my finger on why yet.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 17 April 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I think (but can't remember where I read it) they're supposed to be daleks from DIoE.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Saturday, 17 April 2010 21:48 (fourteen years ago) link

episode feels kind of unconnected and weird, dalek "plan" incomprehensible to anyone but rewinders and the hardcore, churchill is basically irrelevant and repeats himself all the time.. only halfway through though because of teething crisis though, maybe it all ties up nicely

it's a gimme to set daleks among the nazi menace - they basically ARE the nazis of the universe right?

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:02 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.paracosms.dk/wp-content/uploads/EoD4-300x233.jpg

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:03 (fourteen years ago) link

that parallel was none too subtly drawn for the umpteenth time

Bone Thugs-n-Carmody (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:04 (fourteen years ago) link

Rubbish new dalek design imo, basically just gave 'em a fat arse. Enjoyed star wars meets Who meets ww2 though, ludicrous though it was.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:08 (fourteen years ago) link

The new Daleks were basically about the voice change, I think. They've tried to make them more bad-ass and hence the new butched-up voices. The old skool Daleks can be pretty camp at times, especially when fetching cups of tea and pretending not to know who the Doctor was.

Bone Thugs-n-Carmody (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Not brilliant, but it sets up the daleks to just come back whenever, rather than needing to set up a new bunch of hokum every time to explain why.

scotstvo, Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Think these eps suffer from the opposite of old who, trying to cram too much story in a short time. The Q&A aboard dalek ship where the doctor gets them to explain their plan a dreadful violation of 'show not tell'.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:11 (fourteen years ago) link

(or just a crap way of telling)

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link

I liked how Amy defused the bomb using Love, but i was hoping she was going to use her kissogram powers to kiss the robot into a human

Slumpman, Saturday, 17 April 2010 22:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Not only the Spitfires in space and the Dalek spaceship escaping into hyperspace, but Dr Scots McRobot got his left hand chopped off and replaced with a leather glove.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 17 April 2010 23:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Chris Hardwicke & John Hodgman's twitter exchange:

Nerdist: Getting ready for small Doctor Who watching party and very happy about it.

Hodgman: @nerdist it may seem like a small party, but it's larger on
the inside.

WTF cat with unfitting music (kingfish), Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:27 (fourteen years ago) link

Though in a way it's undercutting the more emotional moments and character development a little, I do kind of love how these episodes have been like the old Who stories, but sped up to an hour, so it's just non-stop THINGS HAPPENING NOW, NO TIME TO WASTE! Very entertaining, though often going so fast I miss lines or exposition even, need to pause and rewind to catch things. But perhaps better than too much exposition or hand-wringing?

Candy-coated Daleks with new voices, can't really complain. WOULD-YOU-LIKE-SOME-TEA was excellent! Surprised how serious the Doctor's reaction and FINALLY being able to get rid of them once and for all was - with the previous stories (minus the Eccleston "Dalek") it felt like he'd just accepted that they'll always come back again somehow. Wonder if his stressing out over it will come back down the line (and not just in the obvious "Daleks return for the season finale" type deal).

Nhex, Sunday, 18 April 2010 01:44 (fourteen years ago) link

i thought jocular amy was rubbish - i.e. "paisley boy" - she seemed almost like a different character this time around, a gum-crackin back-talkin dame or something which frankly i don't think she pulls off nearly as well as just earnest, confused amy. do not want.

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 18 April 2010 06:02 (fourteen years ago) link

and oh yeah if anyone has the strength to explain to me the reasoning behind how they defused the man-bomb i'd be grateful. totally didn't get it - i thought bracewell was a robot? in that case how could anyone prove he's human in the first place? (obvious visual gag unexploited - low angle shot sees bracewell's crotch pitch a tent as amy leans over him.. the doctor's like "ah. done and dusted")

also, how do we feel about the doctor refusing to save several hundred thousand jewish, gypsy, gay and politically left-wing lives in the concentration camps?

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 18 April 2010 06:07 (fourteen years ago) link

eh, i'll handwave that away with the doctor mostly tries to fix the problems caused by aliens, not by mankind to themselves, and certain events are fixed mumbo jumbo (like when he couldn't stop the aliens causing Vesuvius to erupt)

wisecrackin' Amy made sense to me - since that "12 years!" bit in the premiere, I got the impression she was a bit of a screwball dame, and i wish to see more of it

defused man-bomb was totally silly, basically a parallel of the whole "let's defeat the robot by giving him a logic problem he can't solve!" trope, replacing it with the "if we can convince him he's human / has free will, he can override his PROGRAMMING!" trope. Am too surprised Amy didn't land in with that "kissogram"

oh yeah one last thing - starting to think all those Star Wars rips in the last couple of Tenant episodes were totally intentionally now, like the show's going for more of that kind of action in the fighter scene (i mean, literally WWII in space...)

Nhex, Sunday, 18 April 2010 06:37 (fourteen years ago) link

the iceland volcano definitely seems like it's tied into an as-yet-unwritten doctor who episode

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 18 April 2010 06:53 (fourteen years ago) link

this episode really turned me off amy, i'm not sure why. i feel like she was called on to carry certain emotional aspects of the show, and to do a little comedy, and she mainly substituted facebook pout faces for it

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 18 April 2010 06:55 (fourteen years ago) link

not that i'm, on a certain level, complaining

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 18 April 2010 07:16 (fourteen years ago) link

Too much "Oh we can just happen to save the world" in this one: Bracewell converting Spitfires to fly in space in five minutes, when he's in the Cabinet war rooms, not at an airfield. The Doctor just realising he could appeal to the humanity in Bracewell to defuse the bomb. I know we're not getting realism, but this was just silly and slapdash, after the brilliant set-up.

ithappens, Sunday, 18 April 2010 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link

The Jammie Dodger was a nice idea, to begin with...but man, how long was it dragged out? And why? All it did was buy time, and that time was just spent letting the daleks explain their plan and then execute it.

Yeah, pretty rub ep overall, I thought.

JimD, Sunday, 18 April 2010 10:50 (fourteen years ago) link

That was no Jammy Dodger.

i;ve been craving fox's jam rings ever since

when will the Daleks stop feeling like they have to tell the Doctor everything?

hoping that Amy's failure to remember the Daleks is entirely do with her and not some 'none of that ever actually happened' reset.

at the end was Bracewell off to become Dorabella's robot lover? ban this sick filth

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 18 April 2010 11:25 (fourteen years ago) link

Did Fox's Jam Rings exist in wartime Britain? Continuity error or alternate reality???

Dalek's are shit at this aren't they - every fucking time they go and spill the beans instead of going "oh look it's him again just fucking kill him! Don't even say EXTERMINATE!"

hoping that Amy's failure to remember the Daleks is entirely do with her and not some 'none of that ever actually happened' reset.

I think it's more Amy's not from when we originally thought and it hasn't happened yet on her timeline.

Or rather I think the thing that made her forget, or changed events for her, hasn't happened yet (classic Moffatt timey-wimeyness, in other words).

Roz, Sunday, 18 April 2010 11:31 (fourteen years ago) link

that's all covered in the Johnston link

another Star Wars ref: his blue glowing laser tube gets blown up and replaced with a green one.

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Sunday, 18 April 2010 12:23 (fourteen years ago) link

I think it's more Amy's not from when we originally thought and it hasn't happened yet on her timeline.

remember how the doctor jumped '5 minutes' forward in the series -- only many years really elapsed? I wonder if he's right: if only 5 minutes did pass...

ampersand (remy bean), Sunday, 18 April 2010 12:34 (fourteen years ago) link

the cracks are losing some currency as cliff-hangers now. time to reveal a bit more than just another crack (tho now we've seen crack in present, crack in future and crack in past).

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 18 April 2010 12:46 (fourteen years ago) link

crackin 3 episodes

remember how the doctor jumped '5 minutes' forward in the series -- only many years really elapsed? I wonder if he's right: if only 5 minutes did pass...

There's definitely something wonky, Churchill pointed out that The Doctor and Amy didn't turn up until a month after he called (yet he still managed to get back from the Dalek ship in linear time, I was fully expecting him to turn up in 1974 and wonder where Amy had gone or something)

ailsa, Sunday, 18 April 2010 16:15 (fourteen years ago) link

me too. i explained it to myself that he wasn't using the time aspect of the tardis, just the space aspect. (as if the two were separable HA)

i thought it was a bit lame that the doctor waited until all but one of the british pilots were dead to realise that he could actually just hey, disable the daleks' shields.. and even then he had to be asked to do it by the last surviving pilot.

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 18 April 2010 16:26 (fourteen years ago) link

at least he could have been like woops sorry dude

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 18 April 2010 16:36 (fourteen years ago) link

This was a pretty badly done episode, IMO. How could the gravity bubbles get implemented in ten minutes? And the lasers too? Why was the Dalek ship an empty office building inside? How can a bomb be stopped by love, and isn't an oblivion continuum the thing that young time-lords stare into when they are inducted into the academy? I could be wrong about that, of course...

And I don't like the fat hunchback aspect of the new Daleks. I do like the colors though... reminds me of the comic books. Also the suspense of what the Daleks were doing on Earth and how they got there was done away with way too early in the episode.

Also, weren't the Daleks that were destroyed fro being "impure" the same Daleks that Davros had recently recreated from his very own cells? That sounds pretty pure to me... And Daleks are all clones and mutants anyway so that's kind of silly even if they were not from Kaled stock.

Of "Trade Federation" fame, (Viceroy), Sunday, 18 April 2010 16:59 (fourteen years ago) link

That piper-smith photo is 4 years old.

JimD, Sunday, 18 April 2010 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Aye, they've starred in a few things together so makes sense they could hang out together.

ailsa, Sunday, 18 April 2010 17:20 (fourteen years ago) link

http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/42785872.html

JimD, Sunday, 18 April 2010 17:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Quite enjoyed this, it felt like Moffatt had to work out a way to make the Daleks a kind of constant presence in the universe rather than surprisingly re-emerging after having been destroyed throughout all time and space for the fifth time.

Matt DC, Sunday, 18 April 2010 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Amy not remembering the Daleks seems a good way of writing round the Rusty problem of having had the earth invaded nineteen times in the space of four years.

Matt DC, Sunday, 18 April 2010 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link

why did they need his testimony again? apart from for social network sites

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 18 April 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Still not sure about the SUV daleks although I appreciate the reset. Much scarier as a constant presence.

Thought, could he have slipped into Rose/Evil Trigger Universe -> no torchwood, more cybermen, other ways to bring back timelords, the rani, the master etc.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 18 April 2010 19:12 (fourteen years ago) link

why did they need his testimony again? apart from for social network sites

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dalek egg would not recognise the daleks as daleks as they were human blends and impure. However dalek egg would take the doctor's word for it.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 18 April 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link

> This was also the reason we all knew Davros was coming back as well.
> Diamanti Gallas (aldo), Tuesday, March 23, 2010 11:01 PM (3 weeks ago)

i think they made a mistake letting the one-armed dalek-related robot guy go...

koogs, Sunday, 18 April 2010 19:29 (fourteen years ago) link

I hope so, I reckon this is why 60s london was a wasteland.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 18 April 2010 19:33 (fourteen years ago) link

I saw an FJ Cruiser today and immediately thought of Churchill daleks. Ed, you have given me a permanent mental equals sign between the two!

kissogram powers (Abbott), Sunday, 18 April 2010 20:53 (fourteen years ago) link

There's definitely something wonky, Churchill pointed out that The Doctor and Amy didn't turn up until a month after he called

it'll be a shame if they use this as an indication of the cracks IN TIME, since the Doctor always used to be complete rubbish at aiming the TARDIS properly on long jaunts (whether due to him not really knowing how to work it, or it having been in for repairs when he nicked it)

also pls NO MORE dramatic zoom-ins or close-ups on the end-of-episode cracks, the first one was nicely plain-but-not-overstated

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Sunday, 18 April 2010 23:18 (fourteen years ago) link

feel like there should've been a scene where, as well as Churchill asking for the Doctor's help, he badgers him to reveal whether or not they do actually win the war. then again i guess the Doctor doesn't usually reveal to the people he meets that he can actually travel in time so he wouldn't necessarily know.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 18 April 2010 23:50 (fourteen years ago) link

there was a bit where the Doctor almost said it without doing so - something about "you don't really need me to hang around" and so on

Nhex, Sunday, 18 April 2010 23:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Another wrongness in time: Churchill mentioning Buckingham Palace and St Paul's Cathedral geting hit by bombs--didn't these two BIG buildings rather famously never get bombed?

Could be handwaved away by saying that the cracks in the universe have messed up the timeline.

How could the gravity bubbles get implemented in ten minutes? And the lasers too? Why was the Dalek ship an empty office building inside? How can a bomb be stopped by love, and isn't an oblivion continuum the thing that young time-lords stare into when they are inducted into the academy?

The answer to all questions is "timey wimey."

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 19 April 2010 04:20 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think they want to handwave away the main plotline of the series.

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Monday, 19 April 2010 05:33 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, thought that one was a bit crap really. New fleet of daleks = much worse at shooting. Kinda agree with dalek that said positronic android brain (old Asimov idea?) being thwarted by memories of love was IMPOSSIBAL. Sudden appearance of space planes after ten minutes was laughable. More like the last series with running around + significant speeches + who cares what happens? we'll just invent some stuff to get round it, people won't notice because it's too exciting, whereas the last two episodes felt like they had stuff happening in them. The Doctor and Amelia relationship completely treading water (still a sense they were getting to know each other in the last two, this one it was like they'd been hanging round forever).

Shame, because I liked the Magic Lantern, (possibly only person?).

Assumed St Paul's thing was a deliberate parallel time bubble universe thing as well.

Wd very much like crack in time not to be a Master/Dalek/Cybermen plot, but some fundamental problem of decay or something (does the crack lead to the 'real' world? Maybe the Doctor was banished to this one as a result of his hubristic interventionism in the last series).

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 19 April 2010 06:52 (fourteen years ago) link

did they mention St Paul's by name - i remember "Wren's churches" which could be other buildings right?

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 19 April 2010 09:41 (fourteen years ago) link

On Buckingham Palace: The palace fared worse during World War II; it was bombed no less than seven times, the most serious and publicised of which resulted in the destruction of the palace chapel in 1940. Coverage of this event was played in cinemas all over the UK to show the common suffering of rich and poor.

Bob Six, Monday, 19 April 2010 09:50 (fourteen years ago) link

kinda lol mostly interesting

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 19 April 2010 10:19 (fourteen years ago) link

My guess is that the crack in time is Timelords related, and very possibly Weeping Angels related as well. There was a hint of some kind of connection in the last Rusty story and I'd assumed Moffatt got him to put that in there.

Matt DC, Monday, 19 April 2010 11:47 (fourteen years ago) link

1. Anyone else notice the (possibly sexytime) stares Amy was giving the lady communications officer?

2. I loled at how the soldiers who were zapped by the Daleks merely fell to the ground, dead, instead of being disintegrated. For all the snazzy new production values, it was a quaint touch.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 19 April 2010 23:10 (fourteen years ago) link

But that's the way people have always died via Daleks. The disintegration ray is a max strength new super pure Dalek speciality.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 00:52 (fourteen years ago) link

she was worried about the lady comms officer's emotional distress, not trying to see down her tunic

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 00:54 (fourteen years ago) link

I think she was supposed to look worried, but it did end up looking v. sexytime.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 02:49 (fourteen years ago) link

that is because Amelia Pond is hotter than the sun and cannot help looking sexytime

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:15 (fourteen years ago) link

2. I loled at how the soldiers who were zapped by the Daleks merely fell to the ground, dead, instead of being disintegrated. For all the snazzy new production values, it was a quaint touch.

Also the one of the soldiers started acting "zapped" before the visual effect, and a bunch of times the Daleks speech and their lights were very badly out of sync. I think it was deliberate to add a bit of the feeling of the classic series, and since I don't think most people really notice stuff like that they can pretty much get away with it.

Viceroy of the Daleks (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:28 (fourteen years ago) link

that is because Amelia Pond is hotter than the sun and cannot help looking sexytime

^^^for all time

ENERGY FOOD (en i see kay), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:30 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^yup

Nhex, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 03:34 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm going to show either ep 2 or ep 3 to a bar tuesday night. We'll see which one they vote to see, and how well it goes over.

WTF cat with unfitting music (kingfish), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 08:45 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL, was wondering what all that Paisley stuff was doing in the last episode, then googled Steven Moffat only to find out he's from Paisley... and then there's David Tennant of course

Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 09:31 (fourteen years ago) link

Neil thought it was a Tennant nod, I thought it was purely Moffat being Moffat. With Amy instantly knowing he was a "Paisley boy" from his accent, which didn't sound remotely like anyone I've ever met in Paisley, I though it was just Moffat giving a shout-out to his hometown rather than everything Scotland always having to be Glasgow or Edinburgh all the time (see also companion from Inverness).

ailsa, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Who would recognise a Paisley accent these days? There isn't one anymore, is there?

Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:29 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, aye, that was sort of my point.

ailsa, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Unless Bill Paterson had started going on about putting his bits on and sharpening a peencil

Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:36 (fourteen years ago) link

"We have to convince him he's human, get some kind of human reaction out of him"

"OK Paisley boy.... do you support the Hoops?"

"Partick Thistle"

"We're doomed"

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:52 (fourteen years ago) link

Doubt anyone from Paisley has ever supported Partick Thistle!

Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 10:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Exactly..!

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Like Snoop in the Wire asking the guy from New York if he liked K-Swift

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Ah, I get ya

Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 11:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Snoop (the other one) is a Hoops fan

http://content7.flixster.com/photo/61/68/00/6168001_gal.jpg

broad layering (onimo), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 11:23 (fourteen years ago) link

But that's the way people have always died via Daleks. The disintegration ray is a max strength new super pure Dalek speciality.

I thought that Nu Who Daleks disintegrated its doomed human victims, while the prior series had a flash of light and the puny humans just falling over.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 15:33 (fourteen years ago) link

News flash: Matt Smith appears to have been dating Daisy Lowe for three months. That is all.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 15:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Should I know who Daisy Lowe is?

Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 16:03 (fourteen years ago) link

apparently this is Daisy Lowe:

http://jewelrypoint.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/daisy-lowe.jpg

beware her GIS at work btw unless yr boss is totally cool with models getting their tits sucked in fashion editorials

don't you steal my Sunstein (HI DERE), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

I don't think it would improve your life much, no. Unless you care about microceleb daughters of other microcelebs.

xpost

ailsa, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 16:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh right, I admit she's quite good looking, considering she's Arthur Lowe's daughter

Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link

LOL she is Gavin Rossdale and Pearl Lowe's daughter, actually.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 16:22 (fourteen years ago) link

To get back to my nerdish fantasies...

she was worried about the lady comms officer's emotional distress, not trying to see down her tunic

She was giving looks to lady comms long before lady comm's fella died. I had assumed the angle would play out either as sapphic desire, or that the lady comm was her grannie.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:24 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, that was really weird. I kept thinking it was going to lead into a 'I'm from the future but I am yo sista' convo a la Martha and the maid from a few seasons back.

Brakhage, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, I am wondering about the parallel universe because of the ridiculous amount of midair zeppelins. Also the woman you guys are focusing on was in emotional distress from the beginning of the episode.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:36 (fourteen years ago) link

Are we in a parallel universe, though, or is Amy just from the 90s? I mean, one of the classic Who hooks for an ep is 'something that shouldn't be happening here right now - let's fix it and return things to how they should be'. So really every Who ep is a parallel universe ... just thinking aloud here

Brakhage, Tuesday, 20 April 2010 21:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I am wondering about the parallel universe because of the ridiculous amount of midair zeppelins

figure now they've opened this can of worms there's an infinite number of parallels and the Cybermen were able to infiltrate more than one. but conveniently there were only Timelords in this one somehow, as the alternative is just too fucked.

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

zeppelins = barrage balloons

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 22:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Oh OK, I was looking for something like that but no dice - still, the zeppelin things in the episode seemed like precursors to the zeppelin tech in alt.universe and not the ones above.

show us on the doll where the hotdish was served (suzy), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

they were the same as the balloons in the eccelston/rose episode that introduced jack harkness. what's weird to think about is that eccelsdoctor/rose/jack were in london simultaneous to smithdoctor/amy while meanwhile jack-frozen-under-the-earth-by his brother gray was present at the same time. crowded!

ampersand (remy bean), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:23 (fourteen years ago) link

She was giving looks to lady comms long before lady comm's fella died.

Yes, because she was in emotional distress from the scene at the beginning where her fella's squadron was called up, and she knew there was a strong likelihood he would get killed

Are we in a parallel universe, though, or is Amy just from the 90s?

They had mobile phones with colour screens and hi-res cameras and Facebook on 'em in the '90s round your way?

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Tuesday, 20 April 2010 23:27 (fourteen years ago) link

They didn't have cracks in the space-timey-wimey thing round our way, is the point, I think. Time has gone wrong. Again.

broad layering (onimo), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 00:11 (fourteen years ago) link

It helps from a point POV because it's better to have an earth where alien invasions are utterly terrifying and new than it is to have an earth that's been invaded 19 times in the space of four years or whatever.

It also helps that people aren't looking to the Doctor as some kind of saviour who will inevitably turn up and make everything okay.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 08:36 (fourteen years ago) link

That seemed like the most old-school Who episode so far of the new series: lots of pointless standing around and talking, a rubbish matte backdrop of London, the entire story played out within two cheap-looking BBC sets. A bit crap, really.

Agree that Amy was a bit annoying and wooden this time (although that might have been Mrs Chuck's influence, as she kept yelling "Oh my god she's so annnnnoyyingggg" every five minutes).

Matt Smith was a bit subdued and insipid too, I thought -- not always quite selling his punchlines, which he's been better at before. Perhaps this episode was shot earlier than the previous one, because his performance seemed much less confident. Or maybe it was the shite script. That punch was terrific, though.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 09:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah there were plenty of big pay-off lines that Smith just managed to get a piece of rather than hit square on the nose. The one that sticks out for me is "Oh Winston, you beauty!" which he just sort of bellows. I have to admit missing Tennant at that point. He would have allowed the new facts to settle in, eyes growing wider, and whispered it.

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 10:21 (fourteen years ago) link

"It also helps that people aren't looking to the Doctor as some kind of saviour who will inevitably turn up and make everything okay."

although the previous ep had already re-established the royalty know who the doctor are bit.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 10:30 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah there were plenty of big pay-off lines that Smith just managed to get a piece of rather than hit square on the nose. The one that sticks out for me is "Oh Winston, you beauty!" which he just sort of bellows. I have to admit missing Tennant at that point.

Too much of a Tennant line for me, that one. Part of the problem with episiodes like this is that the writers are writing in the dark a bit and are still have the last Doctor in mind quite a lot. You'd expect Smith's Doctor to come out a lot more in the Moffatt episodes and he's already doing that. The early Tennant episodes suffered from this quite a bit too, in that he still felt a bit not-quite-Ecclestone.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 10:45 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah thought of Tennant too re 'you byowty'

if Moffat going to get thru a whole series without anyone actually getting killed I wonder. surely he has to cave in soon. the odd thing about the Angels is that they have this angry demonic face when attacking but they're not actually killing or eating anyone (i can't actually remember what they get out of sending people back in time, some weird energy buzz?.

silly but what if the Doctor being not in his usual reality explained why he wasn't around for Torchwood: Children Of Earth lol (doesn't really make sense but)

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 11:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Perhaps this episode was shot earlier than the previous one, because his performance seemed much less confident.

Yeah, they shot episodes 2 through 4 or 5 before they shot the first one so he would have a good grasp on what he was doing when he debuted.

Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Seems to have a catchphrase already, though: something like "Hah-harhhhhhh!" He's said it every episode.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link

"if Moffat going to get thru a whole series without anyone actually getting killed I wonder"

well ppl died in the Gatiss ep (well 2 guards on screen, and radio operator's husband/boyf), or do you just mean Moff's own stories?

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 11:31 (fourteen years ago) link

just his own yes. he is writing the next two right? the ordering of all this seems strange on that basis. after Daleks and WAs so early what's left for the 2nd half of the series? oh yeah, Silurians and Cybermen, and that deadly monster Van Gogh.

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I've been sort of expecting MORE DALEKS as the WWII was just a way to get the 'but how did...' stuff out of the way for a big story, but with any luck it's actually a way of putting off a big dalek story til next year.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 11:49 (fourteen years ago) link

need multicoloured collectable daleks at start of series rather than end of series, as any BBC Worldwide merchandiser kno

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 12:56 (fourteen years ago) link

Don't think they need the crack in time as an excuse to bring back the Cybermen, given that the original Mondas Cyberman are presumably still around somewhere?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 April 2010 13:00 (fourteen years ago) link

don't go there, sister. (here be raston warrior robots)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 13:01 (fourteen years ago) link

wish they would write out RTD's shite clompy Cybermen and their shite parallel universe and their shite fake Davros in favor of OG spooky Cybermen, but we already saw clompy cybertools in the end-of-ep-1 trailer.

SBed Mrs Chuck btw.

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Wednesday, 21 April 2010 13:46 (fourteen years ago) link

Female viewers: Oh, my womanly intuition allows me to notice that Amy's own womanly intuition has picked up on the distress of the lady communications officer.

Male viewers: ARE THEY GOING TO LEZ UP?

They had mobile phones with colour screens and hi-res cameras and Facebook on 'em in the '90s round your way?

It could be that it's a '90s universe where they'd been stealing the technology from another, more advanced universe, or I could be getting my SF shows mixed up.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Thursday, 22 April 2010 01:26 (fourteen years ago) link

The bit of Cyberman preview they showed looked as though it was in Stonehenge> I'm guessing there'll be some sort of Cybermen as Knights of the Round Table thing.

Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats. (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 April 2010 02:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Silver Nemesis 2?

JimD, Thursday, 22 April 2010 07:08 (fourteen years ago) link

Also Amy fending one off with a flaming torch suggests low-tech.

BTW, I'm frightfully middle-class (chap), Thursday, 22 April 2010 08:04 (fourteen years ago) link

I've only just watched the Victory of the Daleks episode. Yeah, I thought Mark Gattis' shouty script was more suited to David "YOU BEAUTYYYY-AH!" Tennant, and the RTD era in general. It was all a bit breathlessly crash-bang-wallop, though I don't think Tennant could've pulled off holding the daleks at bay with a Jammie Dodger quite as well as Smith managed.

I loved the idea of the daleks being used as a WWII war machine, pity we never got a shot of them being used in a battle or anything but, hey, budget cuts.

Looking forward to the rest of the series, the episode that's intriguing me most of all atm is:

BIG SPOILER DELETED

New Hors d'œuvre (DavidM), Thursday, 22 April 2010 08:07 (fourteen years ago) link

uh please don't do that here

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Thursday, 22 April 2010 09:07 (fourteen years ago) link

Deleted the spoiler, people can click the link if they want to know.

Matt DC, Thursday, 22 April 2010 09:09 (fourteen years ago) link

Too late, I saw it, need some sort of fiendish alien mind eraser to forget it now

Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 09:10 (fourteen years ago) link

Episode 11 sounds like it'll bring the lolz though.

Matt DC, Thursday, 22 April 2010 09:13 (fourteen years ago) link

sadface @ spoiler

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Thursday, 22 April 2010 09:22 (fourteen years ago) link

Best bit on that Radio Times link is where someone complains that Amy Pond saying "Oi! Churchill" is "not very respectful".

ithappens, Thursday, 22 April 2010 10:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Matt DC, a big fan of James Corden ;-)

i've no idea what that spoiler was - even after following the link :-(

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 22 April 2010 11:21 (fourteen years ago) link

It was the synopsis of episode 7 that Steven Moffat gave to the Radio Times to publish. Not exactly a spoiler, unless you want to go into each episode knowing nothing (good luck with that).

New Hors d'œuvre (DavidM), Thursday, 22 April 2010 11:31 (fourteen years ago) link

I'm guessing it's a good thing that I don't know who James Corden is.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 22 April 2010 13:10 (fourteen years ago) link

You do: he is the fat guy in The History Boys.

yes we kenya (suzy), Thursday, 22 April 2010 13:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Amy Pond saying "Oi! Churchill" is "not very respectful"

It's true though. I dunno - out of nowhere it's like Amy turned into some kind of bantering lager lout.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 April 2010 13:54 (fourteen years ago) link

Car insurance reference?

Is that your Ayrshire bacon? (Tom D.), Thursday, 22 April 2010 13:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Hah, didn't get that but it's totally obvious.

Matt DC, Thursday, 22 April 2010 14:02 (fourteen years ago) link

next season, an adventure with Admiral Nelson is a dead cert now.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 22 April 2010 14:32 (fourteen years ago) link

the final regeneration

http://retroyakking.today.com/files/2009/01/aleksandr_the_meerkat.jpg

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 22 April 2010 14:43 (fourteen years ago) link

out of nowhere it's like Amy turned into some kind of bantering lager lout.

You'd expect a stripper to be a bit more comely and reserved.

broad layering (onimo), Thursday, 22 April 2010 14:45 (fourteen years ago) link

she doesn't strip, just kisses

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 22 April 2010 14:46 (fourteen years ago) link

all i expected is for her to be sort of the same person she was in the previous two episodes!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 22 April 2010 14:47 (fourteen years ago) link

Maybe was a wee bit shy for a week or two as she's new to all this timey wimey malarkey and she's letting her true self come through now?

broad layering (onimo), Thursday, 22 April 2010 14:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I still haven't got a handle on any kind of definable personality for her.

Matt DC, Thursday, 22 April 2010 15:35 (fourteen years ago) link

Hey, she may have felt a bit self-conscious in prior episodes, what with gallivanting around in nought but her nightie.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Thursday, 22 April 2010 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

honestly i didn't have a problem with her in the episode, but if in fact that episode was meant for Tennant/Donna, that would make a lot of sense

she doesn't strip, just kisses

sure she does

Nhex, Thursday, 22 April 2010 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link

Not exactly a spoiler, unless you want to go into each episode knowing nothing (good luck with that).

Thanks!

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Thursday, 22 April 2010 23:20 (fourteen years ago) link

if in fact that episode was meant for Tennant/Donna, that would make a lot of sense

ooh that's right, RTD chucked this episode and went with "Fires of Pompeii" instead. I thought Amy felt off in this episode, that would explain it.

Speaking of filming order upthread, this upcoming two-parter was the first thing they filmed. It'll be interesting to see how everyone comes off.

the international mooncake trade (reddening), Friday, 23 April 2010 01:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Interesting. Definitely preferred Pompeii, if for no other reason but for that conversation at the end with Donna about fixed events and when it's okay to change history, something that's been basically ignored since the reboot started w/the exception of "Father's Day".

Btw, I knew practically nothing about this season until I saw the bits in the teaser after the first episode, so I'm still pretty in the dark - definitely appreciate keeping the spoiler talk out.

Nhex, Friday, 23 April 2010 02:06 (fourteen years ago) link

This episode and the last one have covered that ground a bit as well. Think Smith's Doctor will be a lot less cavalier about messing with things than Tennant's was.

Thought the Pompeii one was ropey, much preferred this one. Don't understand why Gatiss seemingly never uses Doctor Who to indulge his really dark side though.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 April 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Still, the opening few episodes are always pretty lightweight, we're approaching the point where things should get really good now.

Matt DC, Friday, 23 April 2010 15:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Like...scary death angel statue good?

kissogram powers (Abbott), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

("Yes, Abboitt." "ok thx.")

kissogram powers (Abbott), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:25 (fourteen years ago) link

(^^^me talking to my animus what is named "abboitt," pretty stupid name but what can a lady do.)

kissogram powers (Abbott), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:26 (fourteen years ago) link

Not really looking forward to more River Song tbh. If she were just a shade less smug I wouldn't mind her.

ô_o (Nicole), Friday, 23 April 2010 15:45 (fourteen years ago) link

Liked River Song, and actually thought she'd make a good female Doctor. (Initially, I thought the twist was that she was a future regeneration -- has this plot ever been done?)

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 23 April 2010 16:02 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, the entire Trial Of A Time Lord series.

longer lasting, thicker electrons (sic), Friday, 23 April 2010 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I'd like River Song more if she looked like Amy Pond.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:18 (fourteen years ago) link

He who is tired of Alex Kingston is tired of not getting SBed.

and ya thought that shit played out in ILX (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 April 2010 02:19 (fourteen years ago) link

tbh i didn't like river song the first time around, but this stuff in the previews where she's wearing fancy sunglasses and floating backwards out of airlocks while smirking is pretty awesome.

the international mooncake trade (reddening), Saturday, 24 April 2010 06:25 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I'd like ____ ______ more if she looked like Amy Pond.

rule for life

broad layering (onimo), Saturday, 24 April 2010 12:01 (fourteen years ago) link

Well, that was bloody terrifying that was. Relentless psychological horror with some well-timed and very nasty shocks. It was like Caves of Adrozani crossed with Medusa crossed with Hellraiser. I need a stiff drink after that.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link

Aiiiiiiiyyahhaaaaaaaa. Drinking now, scared shitless.

yes we kenya (suzy), Saturday, 24 April 2010 18:31 (fourteen years ago) link

The video of the Angel was a bit Ring, I thought. Awesome episode and one that really benefitted from the two-parter treatment. It was very pacey when it needed to be, but they had time to establish mood, plot and character. Cannot wait for next week. The preview looks terrifying.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 24 April 2010 19:11 (fourteen years ago) link

also, Mike Skinner!

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:12 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, that was weird. (Mike Skinner's cameo, I mean). This episode was next level greatness, despite River Song's smirking presence.
The scene with Amy in the bunker (the Ringu moment) was brilliant.

New Hors d'œuvre (DavidM), Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:38 (fourteen years ago) link

Yeah, that was great. Excellent cliffhanger that's not a cliffhanger (you know what the plan is, you just don't know what it does - much better than the 'oh, look what i've found' cop out).

After last week, the relationship between the Doctor and Amy is tops again as well.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I wonder if the lipstick will make an appearance again.

yes we kenya (suzy), Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link

Hallucinogenic lipstick is so going on my amazon wish list.

kissogram powers (Abbott), Saturday, 24 April 2010 20:59 (fourteen years ago) link

This episode was fucking CREEPY and TIGHT btw.

kissogram powers (Abbott), Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:00 (fourteen years ago) link

That was great.

Bob Six, Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:25 (fourteen years ago) link

particularly great was that the Angel used 'sorry' and 'sir' so much after hijacking Sacred Bob ("more like SCARED BOB now eh?" <3)'s cerebral cortex, as if assuming these were standard human terms rather than specifically those of an inexperienced soldier in this context. all rather reminiscent of the Data Ghost thing from Silence In The Library.

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:53 (fourteen years ago) link

Scared Bob joke was awesome – more wordplay needs to be built around anagrams.

kissogram powers (Abbott), Saturday, 24 April 2010 21:55 (fourteen years ago) link

Wow, that was actually great, what a pleasant surprise. Our kid was scared, for the first time in ages!

he who is tired of Alex Kingston is tired of not getting SBed.

― and ya thought that shit played out in ILX (Noodle Vague),

Yes!

dead flower :( (Pashmina), Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link

I didn't like that nearly as much as the rest of you, I suspect, mainly because I hated River.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Saturday, 24 April 2010 22:19 (fourteen years ago) link

I really loved this! Didn't recognize Mike Skinner until I read the credits though...

ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, 24 April 2010 23:59 (fourteen years ago) link

River Song really bothers me. But I have no good explanation as to why. Also found Pond slightly irritating this week. Maybe I was in a bad mood. May merit a rewatch

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 25 April 2010 00:07 (fourteen years ago) link

I think what I disliked most about her is that in SitL there was a legitimate reason for her "shh, spoilers" thing whereas this time - even the way she said it - came over as smug and condescending as she continued to flip through her book reading them herself while telling other people not to. Like a hott version of Harry Knowles.

Lots of bits of this didn't work either.

The TARDIS materialisation/dematerialisation noise is not caused by leaving the brakes on, unless every Time Lord ever has been trained to do it that way.

River Song says she has pictures of "all of your faces" in her book. In which case, why the "Oh, you're so young" in SitL? if she knew what DT looked like and he didn't look any older when he regenerated?

"Sonic me please!" Moffatt has established in The Eleventh Hour that the sonic screwdriver is essentially part of the TARDIS and that MS got a better one than he had previously. So how come when RS has one in SitL she has an older, inferior one? Doesn't this imply the TARDIS doesn't like her enough to give her a good one? Also OH NOES TIMING PROBLEMS this also means she gets her own sonic screwdriver after she and the Doctor have split up and she's started adventuring on her own i.e. between this (where she's already on her own) and SitL (where she has her own sonic screwdriver). Does this sound massively likely for someone who is an annoying ex-wife, always calling in favours after you've split up by exploiting you? Unless he gives her it between this and SitL in her time to try and get rid of her or because he knows she'll need it for SitL, in which case why doesn't her "shh, spoilers" instinct kick in and she refuse to take it?

You can't have an army of Weeping Angels and some of the shots shown (particularly in the next week trailer when they're coming down the corridor) explicitly prove this as some Angels are in the field of view of the others. This would be forgiveable or could be overlooked if it hadn't been the resolution of the last one - that them being able to see each other is enough to freeze them.

Weirdly, the viewer appears to count as watching them i.e. they never move on 'our' camera. I can let this go in the interests of drama, but it's still not right.

Why didn't the angels just leave after they'd killed the monks rather than remain there to die? Nobody was left to watch them, and since they've been around since near the beginning of time they clearly don't need spaceships to travel the universe.

"Whenever an image of an Angel is created, it can become an Angel" - what, like the one on the back of your eye? That's recorded by your optic nerve until your brain processes it, and remains there until you forget it? Yes, it happens very quickly, but what is time on that level to a being that exists in the quantum?

Finally, to me the dead blokes voices over he radio felt ripped off from SitL. Didn't the Doctor even call Dave 'Dead Dave' in that?

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Sunday, 25 April 2010 08:48 (fourteen years ago) link

The TARDIS materialisation/dematerialisation noise is not caused by leaving the brakes on, unless every Time Lord ever has been trained to do it that way.

oh god yeah, worst piece of retconning for cheap throwaway gag ever.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Sunday, 25 April 2010 08:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Loved the "trap" speech at the end, despite it having been completely spoiled in its entirety by the trailer for the episode.

Also glad that they addressed the one massive inconsistency that almost stopped me enjoying Blink: the angles being the "quickest beings in the whole of the universe" or whatever, but only creep up on people at the speed of someone playing What's the time, Mr Wolf. It wasn't a great explanation but i'm appeased.

Slumpman, Sunday, 25 April 2010 09:57 (fourteen years ago) link

Weirdly, the viewer appears to count as watching them i.e. they never move on 'our' camera.

I like to think of this as a bit of 4th wall breaking viewer participation. They have used "video recordings" and full closeups in this episode and in blink and i imagine they'll do it a bit more next week.

Slumpman, Sunday, 25 April 2010 09:59 (fourteen years ago) link

I agree with all of aldo's complaints and still enjoyed the episode. I just roll with the gripes and enjoy my kids being terrified :)

TARDIS brake thing was terrible though. You'd get away with retconning some og vs nu Who but we've had The Master steal the TARDIS and "forget to put the breaks on" only a series ago.

broad layering (onimo), Sunday, 25 April 2010 10:02 (fourteen years ago) link

I still did enjoy it, though.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Sunday, 25 April 2010 10:39 (fourteen years ago) link

I need to watch it again, watched in a room full of people under the influence of some alcohol. We did all go "fucking hell, that's Mike Skinner!" at the same time though, which was nice and funny and reminds me that my mates are ace. I think all of Aldo's things annoyed me as well, but I basically still really liked it, was right levels of geeky and scary.

ailsa, Sunday, 25 April 2010 11:02 (fourteen years ago) link

You can't have an army of Weeping Angels and some of the shots shown (particularly in the next week trailer when they're coming down the corridor) explicitly prove this as some Angels are in the field of view of the others. This would be forgiveable or could be overlooked if it hadn't been the resolution of the last one - that them being able to see each other is enough to freeze them.

I think this is why they all appeared to be decayed to the point of not having eyes or proper faces.

Melissa W, Sunday, 25 April 2010 11:05 (fourteen years ago) link

did nobody else just completely hate this:

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4056/4550745002_4ccd96a569.jpg

an animated gnorton popping up in the middle of the doctor's "there's one thing you should never put into a trap" speech.

koogs, Sunday, 25 April 2010 11:11 (fourteen years ago) link

Ugh. I watched it on iPlayer fortunately. F' me, if I were Moffat I'd be livid.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 25 April 2010 11:12 (fourteen years ago) link

it doesn't help that their cartoon Norton actually looks more like Tennant.

think the complaints upthread are some olympic pedantry as usual.

River Song says she has pictures of "all of your faces" in her book. In which case, why the "Oh, you're so young" in SitL? if she knew what DT looked like and he didn't look any older when he regenerated?

she also said she needed the "spotter's guide" to know which order they go in. when she met DT she didn't seem to know if he was before or after MS (SITL dialogue actually includes "have we done crash of the Byzantium yet?" :o ). i'm going to handwave all this as 'she's got a bit of the ol' space madness'. hopefully she doesn't know what the 12th Doctor looks like.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 25 April 2010 11:29 (fourteen years ago) link

There are likely to be hundreds of well-earned complaints about the Graham Norton plug but I did wonder if it wasn't put there to flummox 'pirates'?

yes we kenya (suzy), Sunday, 25 April 2010 11:32 (fourteen years ago) link

who's pirating this tho when its on iplayer? bit unfair on non-brits!

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 25 April 2010 11:34 (fourteen years ago) link

Was thinking of people trying to watch or make a DVD further afield. Also I guess only the English got served with the Norton preview.

yes we kenya (suzy), Sunday, 25 April 2010 11:39 (fourteen years ago) link

River Song's comments about meeting the Doctor in the wrong order surely have something to do with the crack in time and space? Therefore nitpicking about continuity errors when these inconsistencies may well be part of the mysterious timey-wimey story arc running through the season seems premature.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 25 April 2010 12:44 (fourteen years ago) link

with the 'how come they can look at each other' thing, seems like the Lonely Assassins were a subdued/sensitive sort generally as they weren't snapping people's necks either.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 25 April 2010 12:48 (fourteen years ago) link

Like a hott version of Harry Knowles.

I am never going to be able not to think of her this way now.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 25 April 2010 14:05 (fourteen years ago) link

I thought this episode was absolutely fucking splendid.

i would rather burn than spend eternity with god and rapists (chap), Sunday, 25 April 2010 14:07 (fourteen years ago) link

lots of pics of new daleks in sheffield the other day:

http://www.flickr.com/search/?w=all&q=daleks+sheffield&m=text

dunno what that black one with the double guns is about though. hold does it hold its tea?

koogs, Sunday, 25 April 2010 16:23 (fourteen years ago) link

Weirdly, the viewer appears to count as watching them i.e. they never move on 'our' camera. I can let this go in the interests of drama, but it's still not right.

Are you real?

New Hors d'œuvre (DavidM), Sunday, 25 April 2010 17:50 (fourteen years ago) link

No.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Sunday, 25 April 2010 17:51 (fourteen years ago) link

That is kind of a weird criticism, that they didn't break the fourth wall when they could have.

Walter Melon (Abbott), Sunday, 25 April 2010 17:52 (fourteen years ago) link

My point is that there's implicit fourth wall, when I don't think there should be.

In terms of my realness, is your doubt in that I'm prepared to handwave away errors, or that you don't think I should criticise errors in writing? (btw, I am not nearly the only one on the internet who has spotted this fault)

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:04 (fourteen years ago) link

It never made sense for them to not be able to look at each other. How could they ever exist as a race if that were the case? Why have faces at all etc. I'm still putting this down to the Lonely Assassins just being emo freaks with low self-esteem.

Now what would be really cool is if we see a drawing of an Angel become animated and materialise.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:21 (fourteen years ago) link

I've watched it again and none of the other angels besides the one from the ship have eyes. Some just have cavernous holes where their eyes should be, others just blank, eroded stone.

Melissa W, Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:32 (fourteen years ago) link

question is whether the radiation/energy from the Byzantium will restore their sight, limbs etc. and if so whether they'll then be able to congregate without visual shields

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:50 (fourteen years ago) link

Dudes, River Song is so not a future wife. She's a con-artist, there's something very weird about her, and the Doctor is going to really regret not looking in that diary. Thought the 'who or what is River Song' thing was pretty explicitly trailered in this.

She's either a con artist or a renegade Timelord with an axe to grind.

Matt DC, Sunday, 25 April 2010 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link

Perhaps she is The Rani.

Melissa W, Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:04 (fourteen years ago) link

yeah i started thinking that again but seems too obvious. interesting that Father Octavian would be willing to keep this secret from the Doctor too tho.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:50 (fourteen years ago) link

also is it driving anyone else mad how much that guy sounds like a newsreader?

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

somehow not very scared or very interested in this. can't put my finger on it. oddly unengaged with the entire series so far. only some of it can be down to wailing baby/toddler shenanigans :-(

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Hmm, con artist eh? That's a good possibility, what with her antics on the space ship (very Bond, that bit). The aside about not going back to jail was very intriguing too. Why did the church guys put her in jail? And why did they let her out? What do they know about her connection to the Doctor? Perhaps the church are religious maniacs who see the Time of the Angels as the Rapture, so they've got River Song to bring the Angel down from the spaceship.
There's definitely something funny about her, but I think there still must be some timey-wimey weirdness involved...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 25 April 2010 19:59 (fourteen years ago) link

"But they're all dead"
"So's Virginia Woolf, and I'm on her bowling team"

New Hors d'œuvre (DavidM), Sunday, 25 April 2010 20:35 (fourteen years ago) link

"Whenever an image of an Angel is created, it can become an Angel" - what, like the one on the back of your eye? That's recorded by your optic nerve until your brain processes it, and remains there until you forget it? Yes, it happens very quickly, but what is time on that level to a being that exists in the quantum?

Which is maybe why there's dust and shite coming out of Amy's eye,what wit her having stared at one too long?

Loved the episode.

> what with her having stared at one too long?

he said later that it was because she'd looked into its eyes. think it was also in her imagination, like the stone hand.

so many rules...

i liked that the angels never moved when our eyes were on them. and think about the alternatives - some bloke in an angel costume or expensive cgi.

koogs, Monday, 26 April 2010 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link

There are likely to be hundreds of well-earned complaints about the Graham Norton plug...

Beeb apologies for crappy Norton trail

Why is the bbc behaving like a US channel even before Cameron and Murdoch Jnr. get their hands on it?

Ned Trifle II, Monday, 26 April 2010 07:30 (thirteen years ago) link

in "blink" the weeping angels were all people in costume, directed to hold really still. i don't know if they're still doing it that way, but good lord is it effective.

also, if you don't like river song, it's p. funny to remember that someday she's going to be tending to digital children in a computerized tampon commercial for the rest of eternity.

the international mooncake trade (reddening), Monday, 26 April 2010 07:33 (thirteen years ago) link

They're still people in suits in this one too, which is impressive given the final effect.

Fantastic episode, by the way. Adored the pre-titles teaser too.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Monday, 26 April 2010 07:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Glad they set this in a gigantic space labrynth rather than yet another identikit industrial spaceship.

The con artist thing sprung from realising that's how Moffatt originally wrote Captain Jack but there's something way way shifty about her. Also "ssh, spoilers" is an annoying catchphrase.

Angels that break your neck and inhabit your body is a good innovation though, because angels that zap you back in time are not very scary when you have a working time machine.

Thought there might have been something really obvious about the eye dust thing, like maybe Amy was wearing contact lenses that reflected the angel or something.

Amy-Doctor relationship really good in this one, I like how she's constantly taking the piss out of him.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 April 2010 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Loving almost everything about this series so far. Lots of MYSTERY.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 April 2010 08:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Angel projecting image on her soul. At least that's my reading after that 'Doors to the soul' bit and reading about Ficino's theories of love and pneumatic phantasms early this morning.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 26 April 2010 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link

To wit:

It is enough that someone looks at him: the pneumatic ray emitted by the other person will penetrate through his pupils into his spiritual organism and, on arrival at the heart, which is its centre, it will cause an agitating disturbance and even a lesion, which can degenerate into a bloody infection. In the opposite case, for instance when the subject is fascinated by the eyes of a beautiful woman and cannot stop looking at them, he emits through his pupils so much spirit mixed with blood that his pneumatic organism is weakened and his blood thickens. The subject will waste away through a lack of spirit and through ocular haemorhage

Weirdos.

Actually, ocular ghost stories are quite interesting - didn't Ringu also have an element of their being something fracture or wrong with the affected person's eye? Kipling's The End of the Passage also great for this.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 26 April 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Also like the way the Doctor calls her "Pond!"

Has a Holmes/Watson vibe (except that she's way smarter and sexier than Watson, obviously)

Good ep - best moment easily Amy's getting trapped in The Ring. Nice cliffhanger speech, too - good way to end it.

Nhex, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Just looking at that spoilery article, and noting the date on it... though it's been accurate so far.

Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats. (James Morrison), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link

My point is that there's implicit fourth wall, when I don't think there should be.

I'm not sure what you're talking about -- the way I'm reading this is that the viewers ought to see the Angels moving when none of the other characters are watching? That would be a terrible idea, because it sets us outside of the fictional world specifically as viewers, whereas if they don't move when we're watching, we implicitly become wrapped up in the narrative and thus IT IS SCARIER BECAUSE WE'D BETTER KEEP ON EYE ON THEM TOO. Like, I was actually doing Amy's blink-one-eye-at-a-time thing as she was getting trapped in the APC-thingy (and I doubt I'm the only one who got that wrapped up into it)!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 16:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I have enough faith in Moffatt to be able to write himself out of the 'how come these angels can look at each other?' corner.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link

who's pirating this tho when its on iplayer?

people whose computers are utterly incapable of playing Flash video

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 16:55 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i always forget about the downloadable version

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

people whose computers are utterly incapable of playing Flash video

disgusting savages

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

That would be a terrible idea

Agreed, which is why I can easily handwave it away. Doesn't mean it isn't a writing inconsistency though.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

didn't Melissa solve this upthread? only the Actual Angel has proper working eyes...that we've seen.

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

And the groups of Angels are only moving when the lights are out, right?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 27 April 2010 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Which does rather provoke the question of how they themselves see.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Tuesday, 27 April 2010 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Just a thought: that diary really doesn't belong to River Song, does it?

yes we kenya (suzy), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link

That's a good point. The Church guys seemed to know a bit about it too...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm about THIS close to going down to Ladbrokes and placing a bet on who it does belong to.

yes we kenya (suzy), Wednesday, 28 April 2010 12:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Amy Pond has kind of gone from hero to zero over the last couple of episodes :( Pout, pout, allure, sigh, be useless, make lame joke, pout again, sigh, get really scared, almost die, have brilliant idea written into the script for you, pout, pout, allure, sigh, duhhh, pout

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 28 April 2010 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh that was great. I especially liked that Amy closed eyes alternately -- I was thinking Sally should have done that while watching Blink.

Pity about the brakes thing -- it would have worked so much better as a joke if she'd said "It's not supposed to make that noise; you just can't drive/u r doin it rong" and left it at that.

what, like the one on the back of your eye?
The trailer has a bit with the face of an angel coming up in her eye, so I think that might become a thing.

Don't see how the fourth wall thing is an inconsistency: the angels are affected by anything living looking at them. We're looking at them, ergo they don't move. Are there any other things in Who universe that are similarly affected by a quantum-type "observation" but aren't affected by the eyes of the great british public?

stet, Thursday, 29 April 2010 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link

It was a great opening scene, but I seriously found it difficult to care about this one, or even pay attention. Not just because of Karen Gillan's MySpace style of acting but it was like... what's happening and why are we here again? Gallifrey runes or something? Oh I dunno let's blunder into a big cave full of the most deadly things in the universe armed with a bunch of flashlights that we know will go out and a bunch of guns that we know will be useless.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 29 April 2010 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Isn't that Dr Who tho?

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 29 April 2010 09:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I guess so, but this time around there was no sense of why any of it mattered. What were the stakes? Who knows?

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 29 April 2010 09:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I said to mr spacecadet "this cave is very pretty but why are they in it anyway" and he said "they have to make the planet safe so the human colonies can arrive, duh" and I still didn't see why they had to go in and not just wait for something to come out, but hey, it WAS very pretty

xylyl syzygy (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmmm. Well I suppose one answer to that (but I guess it's not really what you're getting at) is that there's a load of humans living on the planet. (leading to that quite good line 'You're like rabbits! You get everywhere! I'll never have to stop saving you!').

Caring... well, I kind of wonder, not necessarily in your case, Tracer, whether the over-the-top end-of-everything-all-the-time, convergence-of-all-plotlines aspects of the later RTD/Tennant series might contribute to that.

As for the relationship between Amy and the Doctor, would definitely agree with you in the daleks one (and with people who pointed out the Donna/Tennant + unused episode nature of that one), but I thought the relationship was really good with the last one. I get a feeling of Amy and the Doctor both feeling their way round each other still - with Amy appearing more confident than perhaps she is (like after the Ringu moment) almost blase, like a girl pretending to know more than she does because she doesn't want to appear silly, and the Doctor trying to look after her but in a way that isn't too overbearing and doing this a bit cackhandedly (ie, in quite an unTennanty, lolEnglish sort of way). Amy's got loads of questions, but she can't really ask him, she's sort of found out that she doesn't get clear cut answers that are useful to her etc.

Writing that down, it seems like quite a lot to be taking from it, I realise, maybe too much, but I feel it's there nevertheless, and I'm enjoying it much more than anything between Tennant and his assistants. (Ecclestone/Rose was also quite good tho).

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link

xpost sorry. trigger finger happy.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link

there's a load of humans living on the planet

Oh yeah. I completely forgot about that. Which is my point, really. It's not that there aren't technically high stakes it's that I never felt them. In "Blink" the stakes are purely personal but they're gigantic. Humanity won't be wiped away or anything but it just feels tense the whole way through.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Yep, wd agree with that.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Blink is unique for a Who episode tho structurally, conceptually. It's like complaining that Aliens lacks the tension of Alien (Moffat's used this analogy himself to describe the difference between the two WA stories).

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 29 April 2010 10:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Another funny thing was the Bishop guilt-tripping the Doctor about having to tell the dead soldier's families. What makes him so sure he's going to survive this himself ha.

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I quite liked the episode, but I had allowed Angels + River Song to let me expect something as brilliant as Blink and the library eps put together, and it was rather limp compared to that. Blink was always going to be a one-off (think I said upthread I was nervous about bringing the Angels back for that reason), but the library episodes were also pretty tense and compelling while much closer structurally to a standard plot, so I still had slightly higher hopes.

(Thought the colonies weren't there yet but were due soon - which doesn't actually change the argument on the thread, just shows that the "why are we doing this?" really wasn't spelled out, if it was all loaded into one throwaway line whose details are pretty unclear to me now)

xylyl syzygy (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

In "Blink" the stakes are purely personal but they're gigantic. Humanity won't be wiped away or anything but it just feels tense the whole way through.

Yes it would, the Angels were after the TARDIS then they would have fucked up all time for all time.

broad layering (onimo), Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't really give a shit abt that TBQH and it still felt tense!

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Can someone remind me what that thing was in the Tennant finale about the weeping angels being or being related to timelords or something?

JimD, Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:10 (thirteen years ago) link

The "you can't kill a stone" thing annoyed me in Blink. You'd think someone would at least try taking a sledgehammer to one of them.

broad layering (onimo), Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

According to the Doctor, "[The Weeping Angels] are as old as the universe (or very nearly), but no one really knows where they come from."

from wikipedia - can't find anything Timelordy there.

broad layering (onimo), Thursday, 29 April 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno, that line about the Tardis brakes -- quite a good joke, surely? And I also got the sense that Riversong was lying about it anyway, to show the Doctor up in front of Amy.

Best episode of the season so far -- thought (whoever said the opposite upthread) that it certainly matched up to Silence in the Library. Still not convinced by either Matt Smith or Amy yet, but that "rabbits" line did feel like a definitively Smith-ian, rather than Tenant-style delivery. A bit less snarky, a bit more sing-songy. I'm not sure that adds up to a whole personality, yet, but we're only four episodes in.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 1 May 2010 08:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, glad this episode wasn't quite as BREAKNECK RUSH as the last few. I like that Smith speed-talks his Exposition Moments, but I wish he'd enunciate a little better sometimes.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 1 May 2010 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Agree about the slower pacing being good. Though I found all of the episodes fun, everything could be such a whiz-blur that I often felt inclined to stop caring about the plot mechanics altogether. I think someone may have already made the comparison earlier in the thread, but they'd feel like those old Who four or six-part serials crammed into an hour.

Nhex, Saturday, 1 May 2010 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link

that's modern tv though - all shows eat up loads more plot than they did 10 or 20 years ago

Tracer Hand, Saturday, 1 May 2010 09:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Y'all know that was Mike Skinner off the Streets as the tripped out security guard at the beginning?

my opinionation (Hamildan), Saturday, 1 May 2010 10:01 (thirteen years ago) link

> that's modern tv though - all shows eat up loads more plot than they did 10 or 20 years ago

i find the opposite. things like flash forward have one plot point an hour and 35 minutes of filler (and 15 minutes of adverts)

that said, i've just watched the entire Sapphire and Steel and if that was any slower it'd stop.

koogs, Saturday, 1 May 2010 10:07 (thirteen years ago) link

wtf was that beginning bit all about tho? It had a pleasingly Avengersy feel to it, but nothing really seemed to come of it. One minute they were in a piece of parkland, the next they were in a spaceship. Parkland in the spaceship? Who were the dinner suited people? Who were the dinner-suited people? Maybe I should stop asking so many questions and just see if it turns into something I guess.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 1 May 2010 10:33 (thirteen years ago) link

the park was a hallucination caused by the lipstick. thought this was great. the tux guy was the 'owner' of the dormant Angel i guess. why River was on the ship in the first place (other than to try and destroy the Angel before being detected maybe) idk.

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 1 May 2010 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah, thanks. For some reason I just assumed the noisy birds were the hallucination and the park was real, which is a bit we tar did.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 1 May 2010 10:39 (thirteen years ago) link

that said, i've just watched the entire Sapphire and Steel and if that was any slower it'd stop.

See, that's what I love about it.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Saturday, 1 May 2010 10:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Rewatched Blink last night (so great, even better than I remembered it), then this, in preparation for tonight. Even on second viewing there were some bits that went too fast for me to work out. Where did River Song get that book about the angels from? She says something about getting it from some old guy, then the doctor says something really fsat, which I listened to four times to try and decipher, but which always sounded like "and then you raped his girlfriend!".

JimD, Saturday, 1 May 2010 10:54 (thirteen years ago) link

tux guy owner of Angel.

meets femme fatale on shore.... they fly away in space ship.

they dance. femme fatale tells tux guy to hold on to something when dancing.

femme fatale sneaks off to burn words into black box.

that's where we come in and why tux guy and river are in evening dress.

I am guessing its a Poseidon Adventure-style ships banquet.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Saturday, 1 May 2010 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Yep, seems reasonable. Hyperwealthy art collector intergalactic travellers probably hold quite sophisticated balls n banquets. I'd hazily surmised something similar myself. Slightly confused by the 'Hallucinogenic lipstick? SHE must be here!' = 'Oh, I danced with you earlier' thing, but none of it matters, it just seemed so elaborate I expected a bit more to happen around it than them all blowing up their ship out of shot. I guess some of the story will be filled in as we find out more about River Song.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 1 May 2010 13:12 (thirteen years ago) link

blowing up crashing.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 1 May 2010 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Loved that.

Presumably the people who thought the points I brought up last week THAT ENDED UP BEING THE PLOT were ridiculously pedantic absolutely despised it as badly written. ;-)

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Watch for time being unwound explaining away Rusty's time issues in a future ep. It can be 2010 after all.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

A rift in time that eats you and means you NEVER EXISTED is a bit Neverending Story but also very scary and the basis for what's looking like a fantastic arc to the season. So River kills the future Doctor at some point and maybe that's what causes the crack?

Love how it's all fitting together as one long story - next week's looks terrific as well.

Also loved Amy trying to shag the Doctor. If you're going to go down that route then making it funny is way better than making it drippy.

Matt DC, Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked the giant Victorian Cyberman ref as well. Writing the Rusty era out of the Earth timeline seems sensible.

Matt DC, Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Amy not being able to open her eyes then tripping over in the forest = way scary.

Still a bit perplexed by the duck pond thing though.

Matt DC, Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Still think your view has it backwards. Up to now there was no fourth wall- we (well the rest of us) accepted the reasonable dramatic device that we didn't see them move cos that's how our heroes perceived them. Breaking out 'the viewers get to see it' was the powder he'd kept dry in your eyes (ahem) but just the creepiest thing ever to everyone else because at THAT point he's seemingly broken an implicit compact w the audience. Spooky and knowing and well timed.

Plus yes it does raise, in retrospect, issues of consistency. So when is it they can move again?

But I'm not of a mind to mull over that.

Finally enjoyed the ep! Slightly spooked by doctors sudden fiery outbursts now. Also by amy's sudden attack of lust. But enjoyable for it

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

No ducks duck pond will be like the bees in tate's season. Or the dog in the night that didn't bark

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 1 May 2010 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

head hurts...so much to process

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 1 May 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Again, so good. Time vortex memory wipe with energy sapping stone angels - what's not to like?

The whole relationship between the Doctor and Amy is perfect - completely agree with Matt DC. Obviously she'd fall for the Doctor, (he's flash) but at an immature stage of their relationship, and it becomes something to grow out of. Love his avuncular role.

The blind man's buff with the angels could have gone on a bit longer, or at least not ended with her getting teleported out I thought. Trailers for the next episode reveal a bit too much for my taste - you want to tantalise but not reveal, surely.

Anyone think the vampires look a bit like flesh versions of the angels?

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Good spot on the angels/vampires thing.

Amy completely consistent with her character btw, casting notes referred to her at one point as "the village bike".

I am thinking hard about River's diary and am now prepared to lay money it's this:

http://img.search.com/thumb/b/bf/500_year_diary.jpg/150px-500_year_diary.jpg

and she's just happened about it at some point, having never travelled with the Doctor at all.

In best Blue Peter tradition, she has just covered it with sticky backed plastic so he won't recognise it. The reason she knows "Hello sweetie" is a trigger that means he rescues her when she jumps out of the spaceship is because he wrote that it did, and the reason she knows his name is because the silly old fool wrote it in the "This book belongs to..." space.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:10 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^See, without all this fancy knowledge, I pulled 'not River Song's diary' out of my brain earlier in the week.

portmantovani (suzy), Saturday, 1 May 2010 20:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, pretty fabtastic that.

Ducks, like clerics, went into the crack I guess. The pond didn't, so everyone still knows it as the duck pond, but they don't remember it ever having any ducks in it because they've been wiped from ever having existed.

What was the bit about Amy needing to remember something the doctor said to her when she was seven? Felt like that was going to be the key to curing her of her brain-angel, but then it never got referred to again (unless I missed it?).

JimD, Saturday, 1 May 2010 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

it might not have happened yet...wibbly wobbly timey wimey!

carson dial, Saturday, 1 May 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, what if it's actually Amy's diary? What if she's the doc's real future wife, instead of song?

JimD, Saturday, 1 May 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

What was the bit about Amy needing to remember something the doctor said to her when she was seven? Felt like that was going to be the key to curing her of her brain-angel, but then it never got referred to again (unless I missed it?).

He leaves Amy in the forest with his jacket off, then when he comes back to say "Remember what I told you as a child" his jacket is on again.

Wibbly fucking wobbly, that. Bet it's intentional, too.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 1 May 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Pretty much normally bow to Aldo's fancy Doctor Who knowledge, TBH.

portmantovani (suzy), Saturday, 1 May 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link

There are a fair few things that people are going "plot hole!" about that turns out to be v. meant. Like that a lot. xp

Was surprised there wasn't a more explicit answer to Aldo's thing about the army -- though at first glance I didn't actually see any of them looking at one another. Perhaps he's refined it to just be face-to-face or something?

stet, Saturday, 1 May 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i was disappointed in this one, actually. the menace of the Weeping Angels, to me, was the idea that you had to strictly control yourself in order to stop them encroaching, and if you let them advance too far it was probably too late, etc. but here our protagonists were busy chatting and looking at other things while relying on the soldiers to look at them, so a lot of that tension was lost.

and then there were all these new rules why the angels wouldn't kill them being thrown at us in single lines of dialogue -- oh they've got the doctor, but they're distracted by the scary time energy so he gets away. idk the idea that the angels can get distracted by a larger threat diminishes some of that horrible, personal, eyes-open menace they had originally. and while i thought finally seeing the angels move was the best thing in the episode, the set-up of "so they think you can see them and you'll need to move so I've sent you some sonar, GO GO GO" was just crazy rushed.

known glimmervampyr bobby patentleather (reddening), Sunday, 2 May 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I just chalked up anything weird they could suddenly do to the radiation they were feeding off, and if they were behaving like the soldiers we would have had angels forgetting angels existed, etc.

portmantovani (suzy), Sunday, 2 May 2010 00:32 (thirteen years ago) link

still not really getting how/why the angels moved and so slowly - distracted/panicked by the crack tho they were.

and how did the doctor get his jacket back?

i just handwaved that the angels never looked at each other face on. agree that the tension and their scariness became quite lost tho, with all the get-out-of-jail cards the doctor and co played against them...and why were they directly killing people again?

the whole gravity concept here was pretty neat tho, loved moffat's "TREES! and TECHNOLOGY!" thing coming thru so unabashed, Amy was pretty great throughout too esp. at the end ("THAT's what i've been trying to tell you!") and I was all WAUUU at both the Cyber King and duck pond references (but wouldn't the ducks have to have gone into the light of the crack to become non-existent?).

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 2 May 2010 00:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Loved it loved it loved it.

and how did the doctor get his jacket back?

Did he nip off, get into the Tardis, go off and do things elsewhere, getting a new jacket in the process, including revisiting a 7yo Amy (hence that bit in ep 1 where she remembers sitting in the garden as a child and hearing the Tardis noise), then comes back to the moment he left, says to Amy to remember what he said, and then goes on with River Song to the main flight deck?

Slightly spooked by doctors sudden fiery outbursts now. Also by amy's sudden attack of lust. But enjoyable for it

This! I thought the Doctor's generally more paternal yet detached, old-Who attitude with Amy for the last couple of episodes was an interesting shift, which made the lusty bit at the end all the more surprising.

Nhex, Sunday, 2 May 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link

<q>i was disappointed in this one, actually. the menace of the Weeping Angels, to me, was the idea that you had to strictly control yourself in order to stop them encroaching, and if you let them advance too far it was probably too late, etc. but here our protagonists were busy chatting and looking at other things while relying on the soldiers to look at them, so a lot of that tension was lost.</q>

Ditto -- the Angels approached the heroes far too often and allowed them to escape far too often, too, and even when they killed their victims, it was in such a mundane way (any reason they didn't just send their vics back in time?), that their menace and other-worldliness kind of vanished (see: Borg). Anyway, my suggestion: next time you have anything to do with Weeping Angels, wear a suit of mirrors.

Surely there's a connection between Amy and the ducks, i.e. Amy POND and Duck POND. And her being the most important person in the history of existence is a lot like Donna, innit?

I don't know why, but I really loved Amy's sneakers -- err, I guess you Britishes call them trainers?

lol @ ultimate retcon

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 2 May 2010 06:35 (thirteen years ago) link

looked like converses with the logo ripped off. it will be funny to see how far they take this super retcon

Nhex, Sunday, 2 May 2010 06:47 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah this was like Aliens vs Alien in the level of too-much-exposure-to-the-baddy

stet, Sunday, 2 May 2010 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link

> the whole gravity concept here was pretty neat

why didn't they bash their heads when they jumped?

koogs, Sunday, 2 May 2010 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link

ncluding revisiting a 7yo Amy (hence that bit in ep 1 where she remembers sitting in the garden as a child and hearing the Tardis noise)

Hold on to this thought...

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Sunday, 2 May 2010 10:49 (thirteen years ago) link

couple of things i noticed on rewatching the last two. in TTOA when River is asking the Doctor to do stabilise the TARDIS he appears to playing pinball, possibly as a means of looking busy but not helping her cause. in FAS at one point it sounds like he says "Bash you, Bishop" instead of "thank you" to Octavian.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 2 May 2010 11:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I went back and watched bits of 11th Hour and noticed the clock in the kitchen when she's doing him a midnight feast - it moves all over the place, and not in a proper, linear fashion. Also, if there's a crack in her wall, it's also a crack that cuts right across the town and two of the things that are probably not really supposed to be touching are Amy and her fiancé. Just my guess.

Daytime, waiting Kid Amy could well have seen him come back and still be kept waiting twelve years for the next appearance, for some as-yet-unexplained reason. Originally I'd thought that she was one of those stubborn kids who would wait all night and into the next day (which she probably is, anyway), and that she was doing the thing that people do when they dream something noisy because there's a car alarm going off 100 yards from their house.

portmantovani (suzy), Sunday, 2 May 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link

just watched that eleventh hour scene again and the clock shows roughly 8.30, 9 and 9.30 in order when shown so seems like normal time progression and the Doctor just spend an hour getting from apples to fish custard.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 2 May 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Think James is otm about Doctor going away and then another time line version of him coming back to comfort Amy once more and do his 'you must remember' speech. Because he clearly disappears with River Song and the Bashing Bishop, and he's presumably deliberately not shown coming back. Perhaps there'll be an episode where all the little aspects (the jacket, the clock, the ducks).

Just wondering whether this Pandora's box thing is the place beyond the crack, where the daleks went, where the weeping angels went, where the ducks went (and also all memory of these things).

It's brilliant that Moffat and his writing team have managed to expand the conceptual time trickery of Blink over a whole series, and equally brilliant the attention to detail (which gives depth and interesting little hooks out). RTD's stuff, later on, felt very frothy, but perhaps without as much substance - this series so far has been very much the opposite. Really is some of the best tv I've seen in a while. Love that it's essentially a children's programme as well - such imagination and conceptual mind-bending!

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 2 May 2010 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link

The angels have always fed off time energy though, even in Blink, so it stands to reason they'd be feasting off the crack, all the years ppl might have has.

Love all the theories that are coming out now, this hasn't happened since Bad Wolf and certainly not to this extent.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 May 2010 12:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Agree (especially since Bad Wolf felt a bit cack-handed and simplistic).

Aaand if you don't mind I'll just finish that sentence that I absent-mindedly finished mid flow -

Perhaps there'll be an episode where all the little aspects (the jacket, the clock, the ducks) are tied together, almost as a seperate adventure, following interventionist doctor in his travels through the episodes.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 2 May 2010 12:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I've not read it... But there is a Steven Moffat Doctor Who short story called "Continuity Errors" that might have some bearing on all of this. All I know about it is the title (and the fact that it's allegedly brilliant) but from title alone it would seem fairly relevant. And he has semi-adapted one of his own short stories for tv before (see "Blink" for instance)

Stone Monkey, Sunday, 2 May 2010 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link

so it stands to reason they'd be feasting off the crack

Fnarr etc

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Angels: just a bunch of crackwhores...

portmantovani (suzy), Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Amy not really fully trusting the Doctor is the best thing about their dynamic, and you can't really blame her given he kept disappearing for five year intervals. Really so stoked to see where this going though - best nu-Who season yet certainly.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 May 2010 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

though dr-river seem to be having a relationship 'simply' in reverse, the premise of amy's choice does suggest that dr-amy is more tangled (timey-wimey). and judging by his non-who stories, we know how moffat likes to play formal plot games w interlinking characters/events.

if ducks that had been in the pond had never been born, then nobody would have ever referred to the pond as a duck pond too.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 2 May 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe only Amy called it the duck pond.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 2 May 2010 14:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Right, I've just ordered this:

http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Decalog_3:_Consequences

JimD, Sunday, 2 May 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

so, wait, did i understand this right - did Amy Pond somehow hijack the time-warping past-erasing magic of the crack in her wall (and then carry it around with her thoughout time) because she doesn't want tomorrow's wedding to happen yet? and so the Doctor has decided to take her and her fiancé on a romantic holiday to Venice so she can reconcile herself to the fact that she's getting married and so stop screwing time up (and hitting on him)?

c sharp major, Sunday, 2 May 2010 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd imagine the crack is something bigger than whether or not Amy wants to get married the next day...

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 May 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought this was great! Very little Facebook style acting from Amy Pond and I was pleased to note that in some circles "sort you out" appears to mean "give you a right good rogering".

I also thought Matt Smith was very very good. It occurred to me this time that age gives him a valuable ambiguity as a romantic lead - a little too young for Song, a little too old for Amy, so always maybe/maybe not just out of reach

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 2 May 2010 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link

(Very funny meta joke as well with "I've given a lot of thought about WHO I want...")

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 2 May 2010 16:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, the whole thing avoided the whole misty-eyed, wobbly lip stuff that bedeviled Tennant, Martha, Rose - avoiding the wolf whistles and stamping from the teenage boys at the back as it were.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 2 May 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Facebook, Myspace, settle on one pejorative, Tracer!!!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 2 May 2010 17:02 (thirteen years ago) link

wait... avoiding the wolf whistles?

Nhex, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the reason Tracer enjoyed that scene so much was because it was like Hattie Jacques attempting to seduce Kenneth Richards, except young and sexy and with time travel.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:15 (thirteen years ago) link

It was like Hattie Jacques attempting to seduce Keith Richards.

New Hors d'œuvre (DavidM), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

xp i have no idea who those people are, but i agree with tracer, good pt. about him being just the "wrong" age. and it is very nice to to have a female romantic lead who isn't so sheepish about what she wants... wolf whistle.

Nhex, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Kenneth Williams...

portmantovani (suzy), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:25 (thirteen years ago) link

avoiding the wolf whistles?

The Bad Wolf whistles.

Facebook, Myspace, settle on one pejorative, Tracer

Which website would represent good acting?

Having just watched the first part again (in prep for the BBC3 repeat of part 2) I have to say I thought Karen Gillan was pretty good. The Ringu scene is the standout of the episode for many, and it's Gillan who really sells the tension.

New Hors d'œuvre (DavidM), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:29 (thirteen years ago) link

perhaps the duck pond was not for ducks but for ducking witches and amy is some kind of time witch.

Not very insightful analysis although this was a great episode, awful awful music again though. I could do without hearing that choir hit sample ever again.

I love this way of retconning without having to deny that any of the rusty years ever happened, in fact selective bits of the rusty years could still be part of the timeline. Got to wonder what moffat wlll keep.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

"Walk like you can see" was some bullshit imo. They can't move *when you are looking at them*, because of quantumy-wantumy stuff. Not when they think you are looking at them.

the big pink suede panda bear hurts (ledge), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

summary of Continuity Errors story for the curious: http://www.drwhoguide.com/who_dec3.htm

s.clover, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah that was actually shit wasn't it. And then she just gets teleported anyway. It was set up to be a nice little reversal on the standard Angels thing. You can't open your eyes! Yet the Angels will kill you if you don't look at them!! Oh noes!!! Oh actually, just pretend you can see. Really poorly. And that will be enough. It didn't matter though, which is a sign of a Good Episode I guess.

Tracer Hand, Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

She had to move past them to get into range to get beamed up, surely?

portmantovani (suzy), Sunday, 2 May 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought the teleporter was broken, and River Song was trying to fix it which the Doctor thought was futile.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 2 May 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

reminds me of some of the amusing dialogue bits in the beginning like "i absolutely trust him" (Smith had a great facial reaction to this) and "how impossible?" "a few minutes"

Nhex, Sunday, 2 May 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah the Doctor's lines ran this e.g. "I've thought about it / we'll all be killed - see, I've thought about it", "I'll do a thing", "Ha ha I got him to say comfy chairs" and so on.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 2 May 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Enjoyed this immensely... Def. like the relationship with Doctor & Amy. Didn't much like the way the story "yadda-yadda'd" its way through the difficult parts of the story... But it's a minor gripe against the great tension and building a pretty exciting story arc so quickly. Loved the forest/angels/Amelia scenes... The colors and contrasts looked fab! Liked snarky doctor. And loved the "sort you out" interplay. Ordinarily would be creped out by Doctor-makeout scene but that was pretty hilarious. Esp snapping suspenders on & off. Half expected his bowtie to start spinning, lol.

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 3 May 2010 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

^ someone photoshop this

Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I'm a Viking! (sic), Monday, 3 May 2010 04:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Sorry, have no idea how to embed that from Google docs

ha ha

needs moar Pond pulling on his braces though

Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I'm a Viking! (sic), Monday, 3 May 2010 07:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Irritated by the angels never having to cover their eyes. In first ep, was happy to believe it was because their eyes were decayed and they were under strength or something. By end of this one, though, when the angels were in front of the raised shields, eyes open and all looking over each other's shoulders, there was too much suspension required - not of disbelief, but of things carefully explained in previous episodes and now just ignored. Not a patch on Blink, and nowhere near as scary.

ithappens, Monday, 3 May 2010 09:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes. Aldo, what are the insider sites saying about that?

stet, Monday, 3 May 2010 11:34 (thirteen years ago) link

wait... avoiding the wolf whistles?

Yeah, sorry, just to clarify - I remember my dad saying when he was young and they went to the cinema on a Saturday afternoon, all the teenage boys would wolf whistle and stamp their feet at the back whenever there was a 'soppy' scene. Presumably this was partly out of juvenile embarrassment at the idea of Love, perhaps also seeing their hero unmanned, but also a critical reaction to the interruption of action with sentiment. I think the crucial aspect tho is the soppiness - Tennant + Rose (and Martha) = soppy, Amy + MS = not soppy - in fact Matt Smith reacted much as a young lad would (assuming a lack of sexual precocity) = no wolf whistles, just perhaps a certain amount of sympathy and a 'Thank God the doctor got out of THAT one, far worse than the Angels imo'.

Of course, this ignoring the whole 1,000 year-old literary history, of action + love = romance, but, in the words of Spector v Rector by The Fall 'The hero was a strange man, those flowers take them away - they're only funeral decorations'.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 3 May 2010 11:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Online community too busy convincing themselves the beach sequence was all about the Doctor having a crying wank over Rose Tyler, and gnashing their teeth that the Rusty era has been written away so deftly.

The ones that actually care are pointing out the inconsistency while the rest hand-wave it away in the name of good television.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Monday, 3 May 2010 12:24 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL. How is beach sequence ever about that?

portmantovani (suzy), Monday, 3 May 2010 12:34 (thirteen years ago) link

They all reckon when he says "time can be rewritten" and has a wistful look on his face is all about him working out how he can bring her back. Obsessed, I tell you. Good job I'm reading it so you don't have to.

"Wibbly wobbly timey wimey" has become a mantra to explain any plot holes.

THE QUEST IS THE QUEST (aldo), Monday, 3 May 2010 12:39 (thirteen years ago) link

i read some amazing bit of the internet yesterday where there was wailing and gnashing of teeth because beach sequence apparently automatically means erasing of whole Donna Noble story. Which I had not considered!

control (c sharp major), Monday, 3 May 2010 12:51 (thirteen years ago) link

So that whole "oh this one's really just for the kiddies" stuff disappeared quick, huh? <3 Moffat

stet, Monday, 3 May 2010 13:05 (thirteen years ago) link

impossible that donna is erased - i, for one, remember her

Tracer Hand, Monday, 3 May 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

After rewatching my only gripe is how both the Doctor and Amy avoided the Angels clutches esp. the latter where you'd think they'd know better when someone's eyes are shut and why were the so slow (cool as it was to see them move)? Oh and how did he work out the date of the crack creation? Just by sonicking the crack?

Really don't want to see a whole bunch of RTD stuff written out of official history tbh - as daft as it got this would just devalue the Doctor's experiences further. And there is really no point doing this unless you're going to rule out further Earth invasions by Daleks etc. surely.

River's suspicious behaviour went into overdrive at the end, all that laughing plus Pandorica knowledge - presumably she'll re-appear in the finale.

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 3 May 2010 13:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't see what the problem is tbh - it hasn't been written out of history, it's been written out of a history.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 3 May 2010 13:17 (thirteen years ago) link

ban this parallel filth

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 3 May 2010 13:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha ha. Anyway, if anything it's this series that is the outside of history one - the Doctor still remembers everything, so do we - it's only Amy's weird world where there are no ducks and no memory of history. It's also a handy way of escaping RTD's grabby grabby attitude to plotlines of course.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 3 May 2010 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I really don't understand the people who think Rose is the Doctor's one twu wuv, and think he's referring to her in every episode.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 3 May 2010 14:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I really don't understand the people who think Rose is the Doctor's one twu wuv

The other version of him choosing to live and die with her in alterverse suggest she is.

To me "hmmm history can be rewritten" is pretty much Moffat saying that to himself - in other words anything goes and he can bring back anything/anyone we think is gone or wipe out anything he can't be arsed writing around.

mierda defensa ... no impedir ... espectador (onimo), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I am super mega excited for the remainder of this season based off of the bits I've skimmed so far re: rewriting history and the way the big threat is being established (neverending cracks in space/time, major catastrophic events not actually happening, etc).

"Victory of the Daleks" was kind of terrible though.

DUM DUM DUM DUMMMMM! (HI DERE), Monday, 3 May 2010 19:16 (thirteen years ago) link

limp dictory of the daleks. also, look what i saw yesterday, for sale:

http://www.brattlefilm.org/brattlefilm/merch/images/tshirt-who-dalek-lg.jpg

ampersand (remy bean), Monday, 3 May 2010 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Best part of Victory of the Daleks was the wordplay possibilities it provided for my username.

Viceroy of the Daleks (Viceroy), Monday, 3 May 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Worst part was the episode itself.

Viceroy of the Daleks (Viceroy), Monday, 3 May 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Which is why for a moment when I read HI DERE say "Victory of the Daleks" was kind of terrible though. I was like, "What is his beef with John?" :P

so I just watched both episodes, felt as if there was a lot happening and not a whole lot of explanation as to why - flexible gravity, various deus ex machina that saved them from the angels, the angels letting Amy count down and therefore control the time of her death - I felt as if I was hanging on to the plot but just barely. Some terrific moments though.

musically, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

flexible gravity

this was explained

the angels letting Amy count down and therefore control the time of her death

this isn't what happened. they were counting down THROUGH her in order to put the frighteners up her. this is explicitly stated.

various deus ex machina that saved them from the angels

crack in time was set up in previous four eps. teleporter was set up explicitly in the previous scene. Amy walking with eyes shut was some buuuuuuuuullshit.

Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I'm a Viking! (sic), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 04:57 (thirteen years ago) link

No-one seems to have clocked to the part where the Doctor claims Pandorum is a fairy tale and River says something like arent we all??

A fairy tale (time)rewritten by someone who used to write loads of stories about the raggedy doctor, who turns out to be the most important person when time (or stories of the Doctor) needs to be rewritten.

Sorry but I'm on some 4th wall, postmoderney-woderney reading of all this. I think the creating of a Raggedy Doctor fairytale by Pond will be the end of season make-it-all-better device.

rewriting Doctor Who timeline featuring a rewriting of the doctor who timeline = Mmmm thats good Moffat.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link

The Doctor Who timeline has already been rewritten at least once - given that according to Rusty the Daleks and Timelords were destroyed throughout all time and space.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i like where you're going with that

xpost

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link

i really don't buy Amy Pond as a doll-obsessed closet fanfic writer though.

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 11:38 (thirteen years ago) link

perhaps that is unfair, however, both to her and to doll-obsessed closet fanfic writers everywhere

Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link

at the end of the first ep we saw all her Doctor dolls near the dress, but when she brought him to her room they didn't seem to be around. Er, maybe the crack has non-existed them...

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Terry Pratchett considers Doctor Who -- but what will Dan think?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Dan thinks Terry Pratchett is OTM; I've never considered Doctor Who to be hard core SF.

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I sorta think - cue overloud challops music - most TV SF is not actually SF (including what I've seen of the Star Trek family, though I might give the original a pass on grounds of age if nothing else), but if you're going to watch an explosions-and-magical-fantasy-battles-in-space soap opera Doctor Who is one of the more interesting ones and has made me think about stuff even if stuff does not include science

(liked the article)

xylyl syzygy (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it's kind of funny/telling that he picks out a bunch of Rusty episodes to reinforce his point and then turns to Moffat/Cornell for the "but oftentimes the show is so great that it doesn't matter" rebuttal.

it means "EMOTIONAL"! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link

PS I am laughing at the comments to that article going "Doctor Who is not HARD SF, I mean a STAR WHALE?" when the last book I bought which said "hard SF" all over the back turned out to feature... star whales

(though there was some vague-murmuring-of-physics pretext for such a thing, complete with numbers which didn't seem to add up to my non-physicist brain, in the book. which was not very good anyway. "Raft" by Stephen Baxter, should you care)

xylyl syzygy (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i40.tinypic.com/2zqyek8.jpg

In other words, I agree.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Whenever anyone mentions hard sci fi all I can think of is Roman from Party Down.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 May 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

that is fantasy!

how seriously can you take the dude who defends the fairy episode from torchwood, though

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 May 2010 23:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Last week's was more a series of connected setpieces than a proper story. Fucking great setpieces, though. And I loved the solution to the cliffhanger, and how it was turned round to be the solution of the whole episode.

i would rather burn than spend eternity with god and rapists (chap), Saturday, 8 May 2010 13:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha, just had to switch this off after the pre-credit sequence because the 5 yr old was too scared, although his specific complaint was "I don't like it when prisoner zero is in it!", which was maybe a good call - I've seen people mention the similarity between these vamp teeth and the angels' ones, but I'd forgotten the alien in the first episode had them too.

I'll have to iplayer the rest of it after his bed time, bah.

JimD, Saturday, 8 May 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

It was fairly perfunctory, the plot was too familiar. Next week looks good.

i would rather burn than spend eternity with god and rapists (chap), Saturday, 8 May 2010 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Some good lines but a bit too much "why are they doing this dumb thing? oh look, a magic button"

(reception crapped out partway through so I may have missed an explanation of some of the dumb things)

xylyl syzygy (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 8 May 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Just occurred to me that the fish aliens had an almost identical motivation and back story to the big red spider lady in that xmas special.

i would rather burn than spend eternity with god and rapists (chap), Saturday, 8 May 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

more lols in this episode than any others so far - not bad for a alien refugee filler ep tho not as good as the Doc's last visit to Italy.

really intrigued by next week's.

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 8 May 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Well that was a bit shat. Don't really like snarky self-regarding doctor striding around moodily - eccentric and irritable and fallible teacher is more my sort of speed. And the lolz seemed rather brittle. I'm assuming the aliens co-opted local watchmakers to construct the generator rather than do it with their fish fingers.

Heavily CGI landscapes always make me feel slightly indifferent as well, but I'm feeling under the weather so all the criticism might just be lack of pep. Perfectly fun I guess. I just didn't like Matt Smith much in this.

Next one looks amazing.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 8 May 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Doctor had some good lines in this one, and I enjoyed Isabella's father wearing the stag party shirt with his breeches. LOL. Amelia's fiance wotsisname reminds me of Topher in Dollhouse though useless to the power of 10. A bit Ricky the Tin Dog. Hope they give him some more personality or something, he's a bit of a handbag right now.
Episode as a whole felt a bit skipped over...vampires were good and scary for a bit, fish alien was good and creepy looking, but it didn't seem to go anywhere. Really hated the toggle switch on the clockwork. Naff. But the nightmarey parts were good and scary, in true Moff form. That green light was supercreepy looking.

Very excited for next week.

VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 8 May 2010 21:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Rory is from the Nicholas Lyndhurst factory, right?

sharia twain (suzy), Saturday, 8 May 2010 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Seems that way doesn't it? Dynamic between Amy and Dr seems a bit screwed with him - turned into two pints packet of crisps lols. Sure it will right itself tho.

Remember me, but o! forget my feet (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 8 May 2010 21:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Keep wanting to call him Rhys, with the Torchwood-Gwen welsh pronounciation (rolled r's)

VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

think Rory is great but he and Amy don't gel as a couple really (maybe that's the point)

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Lyndhurst! Totally.

Not sure how R got his shirt back but all continuity errors are now cracky-wack in timey-wimey mysteries. Looking forward to possibly finding out what it's all about next week, judging by trailer, though who knows.

A wise person once said on these threads that the main plot point of any Who episode has always been finding some reason for doctor and companion to separate themselves within first 15 minutes, but reasons are no longer needed as the Doctor now strides off every 30 seconds for no apparent reason and this week's idea of a cunning plan was "you go and do exactly what that other girl did to get her mind stolen and then, errr, oh, let's not fuss over the details"

xylyl syzygy (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 8 May 2010 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

this was a romp. it also brought the lols. liked the no reflection explanation.

Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link

The plot was a mess but it didn't matter because it was very funny.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 9 May 2010 01:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Think this was a filler episode despite occasional good parts. This may have been mentioned before, but Rory has a very 'The Fall' member from the 80's-90's vibe to him, though I can't decide on bassist or guitarist. I am super hyped for next Saturday though.

Mr.Prologue, Sunday, 9 May 2010 07:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Whilst I can accept whatever hungarian castle they film robin hood in and some bad CGI matte standing in for Venice, the idea of an underground tunnel defies my suspension of disbelief.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 9 May 2010 11:41 (thirteen years ago) link

that is a strange line to draw considering the episode was about fish from space who pretended to be vampires

ampersand (remy bean), Sunday, 9 May 2010 12:37 (thirteen years ago) link

underground tunnel in venice - has Indiana Jones been told?

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 9 May 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Thought this was a good romp: no classic, but some fun dialogue and Rory is extremely likable.

Mostly, though, I felt like this was the first ep where Smith really sold himself as Matt Smith, rather than Matt Smith reading David Tennant.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 9 May 2010 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

the above point is exactly what i liked about the ep. i really really enjoy when MS gets growly and enunciates slowly – it's actually pretty menacing, and a great counterpoint to the falsely blasé chirpiness of DT that MS sometimes channels

ampersand (remy bean), Monday, 10 May 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

"I've had enough running through corridors" or words to that effect - brilliant. Dialogue is noticeably improved this season.

Not the real Village People, Monday, 10 May 2010 02:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Guy who wrote this ep also wrote Being Human, which is full of excellent dialogue.

I especially liked the bit with the Doctor ruining Rory's stag night.

I loved the pre-credit gag of not going 'noes vampires SCREAM' mix into theme tune. But crossing instead to the stag and an eventual awkward pause being the teaser end in its place

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 10 May 2010 06:36 (thirteen years ago) link

That was an excellent awkward pause. Also, the first time this series I felt like the doctor was in actual physical danger (from being glassed).

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 10 May 2010 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, the first time this series I felt like the doctor was in actual physical danger (from being glassed).

So did I. I wonder what happened when he jumped out of the cake at the wrong party.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 10 May 2010 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

the bit at the beginning where he mouthed the word "diabetic" when he was describing the stripper was note perfect and gave me genuine lolz.

Tennant couldn't have got that right in 100 takes.....

my opinionation (Hamildan), Monday, 10 May 2010 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I enjoyed this one, thought it had a bit more going for it than standard Nu-Who romp. Next week's looks really interesting though.

Matt DC, Monday, 10 May 2010 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

"Did you kiss her back?" "No I kissed her mouth" made me lol.

cajunsunday, Monday, 10 May 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Really liked amy's duckface moment too, good lol but also seemed like a nice little character touch.

JimD, Monday, 10 May 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked the "oh I see what you did there" scene between Doctor and the vampy girls in the mirror, and the scenes between him and the fish queen were nice and intense without being too "come with us sexy doctor' kissyface corny.

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 10 May 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

"Did you kiss her back?" "No I kissed her mouth" made me lol.

ah, I thought he said "no, I closed my mouth," but the scene didn't read properly that way - thanks!

Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Monday, 10 May 2010 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Really liked amy's duckface moment too, good lol but also seemed like a nice little character touch.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gJ3Aj467WpQ/S-YzZa0pJ7I/AAAAAAAAAY4/0S-IyBFsIQM/s400/amy-fish_face.jpg

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 01:09 (thirteen years ago) link

lol good grab

Agreed with everyone above saying it was a passable filler episode, but a lot of good Smith moments for the character. Liked the meta bits ("I like the bit when someone says, 'it's bigger on the inside'", "not vampires - FISH FROM SPACE!"). And next week looks awesome!

Nhex, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 02:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, Matt Smith really uses his hands well.

I'm a bit surprised at the sudden love for Rory. Is he that much different from Mickey?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:46 (thirteen years ago) link

He's Mickey but much more boring and buffoonish. And he's a paternalistic killjoy, too. Can't wait for him to leave.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 04:52 (thirteen years ago) link

He's Mickey but without the risible panto acting and lack of personality of S1 Mickey

Oh boy, Midgard! That's where I go Biking! (sic), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't get me wrong, I didn't like Mickey either. But Rory is worse for dragging down a so far great season (S1 had more than Mickey to drag it down).

Melissa W, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked Mickey (eventually) though if I'm being honest I'm not sure how much more traction we can get out of the returning "pathetic ineffectual sexless boyfriend" theme - not sure if we needed a retread. Rory seems to be even blander (less whiny?) than Mickey started out. Neither of them are anywhere as good as Rhys.

Nhex, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 06:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Rory seems to be channelling Arthur Dent rather than Mickey, I thought. (More Martin Freeman than the original.)

Also, surprised no one's mentioned his rat-tail hair in the next ep. (Presumably hilarious explanation.)

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link

There are a lot of Hitchhiker references in this series.

sharia twain (suzy), Tuesday, 11 May 2010 10:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I quite like there being a group of them in the Tardis so happy to have Rory on board for a bit.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 May 2010 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Had a lovely bit of foreshadowing when I walked past Toby Jones, wearing tweedy suit, in Lamb's Conduit Street this afternoon. HE TINY.

tweedledee and tweedledem (suzy), Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Rewatched this week's, noticed two things. 1) set in 1580 and Rory says "I'm getting married in 430 years"...so doesn't look like he and Amy are from the 90s after all. 2) It's a SCHOOL of FISH!

JimD, Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:23 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, I noticed that Rory/430 years thing as well. But still, wibbly wobbly timey wimey blah.

ailsa, Thursday, 13 May 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I think when the Doctor's gadget told him the time the crack dated from it came up as 2010, but it was only onscreen for a splitsecond and I was kind of confused at that point so I may be mistaken.

xylyl syzygy (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

according to tardis wiki the date is june 26th 2010 (season finale date)

Nhex, Thursday, 13 May 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Some good ideas not particularly well executed. It definitely fooled me into thinking Toby Jones was The Master, as I assume was the intention. It reminded me of the despair squid episode of Red Dwarf.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Wha? I absolutely loved that! Best episode since Midnight.

JimD, Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Jesus, I just checked who wrote it and now I feel really dirty for liking it.

JimD, Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno, it just fell a bit flat to me. I thought the pensioner monsters were slightly pathetic.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Nah, making kids scared of granny is much better than making them scared of statues.

JimD, Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"And it was all a dream" used to get you marked down at school.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:27 (thirteen years ago) link

this was more "it is all a dream and..." though

joe, Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Liked it very much.

tweedledee and tweedledem (suzy), Saturday, 15 May 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

felt like a short story in a virgin collection or a dr who magazine comic strip. well written for it. making that 2 in a row in that vein. is moff hoarding the PLOTs or what?

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 15 May 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I liked it. Didn't advance anything much, but it was fun, and the Dreamlord was well written.

(but also ledge OTM about the dream squid)

ailsa, Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I was kind of convinced for a while the Dreamlord was Cyril out of 'The Celestial Toymaker' when he was doing the whole "you know who I am" thing, because the guy was playing it just like him. Although there were a fair few similarities between him and the Toymaker anyway.

Also, isn't "all the dark bits of The Doctor's personality" actually... erm... The Valeyard?

I did enjoy it though, even if it felt like it was trying to be a sitcom more.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Saturday, 15 May 2010 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Missed a great phantom pregnancy joke opportunity.

tweedledee and tweedledem (suzy), Saturday, 15 May 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

weirdly, amy's dialogue when rory died was practically word-for-word what gwen said when rhys died in the S1 finale of torchwood. they edited out the swears, though.

if he wants to cry to the night sky that's what he'll fucking do (reddening), Saturday, 15 May 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l2i1pewrsm1qbypg1o1_500.jpg

Dream Lord, huh? Was that some subtle call-out to Gaiman, then?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 16 May 2010 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link

It reminded me of the despair squid episode of Red Dwarf.

I had it down as 'Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind... In Space!'

James Mitchell, Sunday, 16 May 2010 08:00 (thirteen years ago) link

liked this, dug the concept and character development stuff. laughed a little bit at geriatric zombie menace. it's weird how though the plots for this one and last week aren't as good as the previous stories, it seems like Smith has gotten more room to stretch his legs because they're a little less plot-heavy - i really liked his performance in this one

loved that goofy "my poncho boys!" bit, seemed improvised

Nhex, Sunday, 16 May 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

weirdly, amy's dialogue when rory died was practically word-for-word what gwen said when rhys died in the S1 finale of torchwood

Gwen also had a non-pregnancy in Torchwood. I get a bit fed up with the amazing companion girls having dorky boyfriends who are blatantly written as undeserving of them and their amazingness then they have some big epiphany and realise that dorky boyfriend is actually ace (Rose/Mickey, Gwen/Rhys, now Amy/Rory). Also "I never told him I loved him" fuck off you big idiot, you've been married to him for five years and are having his baby, of course you've told him you love him. Haven't you? (yes, I know it was a dream, but she thought it was real)

ailsa, Sunday, 16 May 2010 12:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Thought Rory was showing some spine in parts of this one tho, which I agree is a good thing. Can't really work out what I thought about this, I think I'm with Nhex - I really liked MS's performance in this one, but the two plots felt like a couple of half-baked ideas, not-quite-stories, yoked together for the purpose of the concept (which was great - as was the character of the Dream Lord).

It was pretty dark as well - The Doctor says the Dream Lord is the person he hates most in the Universe, doesn't he? Sounds like post-Tennant guilt. The whole self-accusatory stuff was nicely near to the bone as well.

It also got rid of the whole Doctor/Rory thing with them sniping at each other about Amy quite nicely, and junked any doubts about Doctor/Amy relationship, which I think is entirely a good thing. So on the whole a plus. And I don't really worry about these episodes not advancing things much - a lot of my favourites aren't really series advancers - Blink, gas mask one, Midnight, er, others. I quite like stand alone stories in fact, although I don't think either of the last two were particularly amazing.

GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 16 May 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

And I don't really worry about these episodes not advancing things much

With you on that - I didn't give a shit about advancing things and big story arcs in the old (Tom Baker) days and my kids don't care now, they just want more episodes (though of course they like the wee hints that e.g. The Master's coming or Rose might come back or w/e).

Assuming Doctor Who is back to stay and will be around for years I'm happy for them to throw in loads of one off short stories or two part big monster things that don't necessarily have to have Bad Wolf or Dum-Dum-Dum-Dum or Oh Look It's The SAME Crack Do You See? leads stamped all over them.

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Sunday, 16 May 2010 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah WTF this was great, really drilled into the motivations behind the two main characters. The old people attacking were supposed to be a bit rubbish, I thought, although anything that allows you to get away with hitting an old woman in the face with a bit of wood on prime time TV is good with me.

The dark stuff was really great, the self-loathing Doctor is something they're going to run with, I think. It reminded me mostly of Turn Left, but internalised, about how the characters saw themselves rather than the future of the universe at stake.

Matt DC, Sunday, 16 May 2010 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Good underlining of Moffat's fairytale voibe as well, Doctor as Peter Pan figure preventing people from growing up.

Matt DC, Sunday, 16 May 2010 13:57 (thirteen years ago) link

There's that, and there's also the idea that in this episode, the Doctor's cracked. So no searches on walls etc. this time.

cleggaeton (suzy), Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link

"And it was all a dream" used to get you marked down at school.

Dunno, it was established that some of it was a dream at the start, so the ending didn't bother me, especially as it turned out that they were all bad tripping on the Doctor's fucked up space acid.

Matt DC, Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Matt Smith is getting really good, isn't he?

Another fun episode, but I'm still finding the characters slightly aloof. I don't miss the emo broad-brush-strokes of the RTD era, but there's a certain emotional connection to the show that I'm missing this season, even if the show itself is actually much improved.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 16 May 2010 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Really liked that! Didn't mind "oh, it was all a dream" seeing as we were forewarned but the space seeds did feel kind of a copout. But I liked the way the trailer last week showing what I thought was real life, Earth, circa Amy's time got me thinking this was the episode to explain everything, and in fact it was an episode which didn't explain any plot arcs outside the episode at all

also I liked that things the dark side of the Doctor dwells on clearly include mullets

(though yes, it was a bit despair squid - and the piles of dust on the playing field got me thinking of the first episode of Red Dwarf, where Lister asks "where is everyone, Holly? and what's this white powder I'm eating?")

xylyl syzygy (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

So are the reptile fellas next week going to turn out to be Silurians?

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Also made me think of when people got transmatted off the GameStation by the Daleks in the Ecclescake series.

xpost

ailsa, Sunday, 16 May 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

they are indeed Silurians chap (not much of a spoiler considering the thread title)

loved Toby Jones in this. still don't know about Rory/Amy but the whole 'night before wedding' thing does keep them and their plight interesting.

in the Venice episode the boss lady tells the Doctor to dream about them. In the next episode he does dream about another alien race in the same boat as the not-vampire fish - presumably because of being haunted by the decision to not help the last lot. but not sure if the eye-in-mouth aliens are meant to be a real thing or the Doctor just invented them for the purpose of the dream.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 16 May 2010 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Yep, I wondered about that - yet another race chased out of their home by 'the silence' or just a dream of a race caused by the previous one? And yes, also thought Toby Jones was great; very entertaining.

GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 16 May 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

There has got to be more of him for later. Totally Valeyard, but I've never known a Scottish writer not to mess with jekyllandhyde, given the opportunity.

Can I just reiterate how shockingly ITSY BITSY TEENY WEENY Toby Jones is? Like under five feet tall.

cleggaeton (suzy), Sunday, 16 May 2010 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Matt Smith is getting really good, isn't he?

Agreed! Where Tennant's Doctor was all face-pulling and quirky tics, MS is mostly an unaffected, average guy who just happens to have a time machine.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 17 May 2010 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Loved the pensioner-aliens. Come on, perfect way to drag in awesome Night Of The Living Dead moments (trapped in a house much? Lol)...and Invasion of the Body Snatcherz. Loved the dreamlord's snarkiness. Good ep, though the explanation was a little daft

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 17 May 2010 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 the eggbeater/wine-opener thing...such a good effects throwback

Huge fan, too, of the evil British Truman Capote dude. He reminded me of Q from Star Trek: TNG. I don't think anything has been better as a grown up for reliving 'scared of TV' kid-type intense feelings/nostalgia as this season of Doctor Who.

He reminded me of Q from Star Trek: TNG.

YES!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 17 May 2010 04:49 (thirteen years ago) link

He totally reminds me of The Brain:
http://www.stuffwelike.com/stuffwelike/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/pinky_and_the_brain.jpg

Not the real Village People, Monday, 17 May 2010 05:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I would just like to say that this was, as I think the expression goes, BLUDDY BRILLIANT. One of my favorite episodes ever.

Karen Gillan is still the weak link.

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Monday, 17 May 2010 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link

That was great, I was getting ready to be outraged by the "but its was only a dream cop out" but then I was saved from that. I didn't notice a crack anywhere which leads me to wonder if we aren't still inside the Doctor's head. Have we always been inside the Doctor's head and these are just the mad dreams of McCoy's Doctor?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 17 May 2010 11:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I did post that I thought this episode showed us the crack in the Doctor, instead of one in some nearby wall.

cleggaeton (suzy), Monday, 17 May 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link

no crack in Venice either - the Angels have temporarily nipped it in the bud.

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2010 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Or Rory is like grout.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 17 May 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Pasty and somewhat thick.

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Monday, 17 May 2010 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link

His Lyndhurst vibe is a bit distracting.

The crack in Venice was shown when the sun came out at the end, following the line of a receding cloud. And then came the timey-wimey mute button and the Tardis keyhole that looked like the crack on its side.

cleggaeton (suzy), Monday, 17 May 2010 12:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I get a bit fed up with the amazing companion girls having dorky boyfriends who are blatantly written as undeserving of them and their amazingness then they have some big epiphany and realise that dorky boyfriend is actually ace (Rose/Mickey, Gwen/Rhys, now Amy/Rory). Also "I never told him I loved him" fuck off you big idiot, you've been married to him for five years and are having his baby, of course you've told him you love him. Haven't you? (yes, I know it was a dream, but she thought it was real)

This is OTM. I desperately want to chalk this all up to the fact that it has to do with Amy Pond, who is played by Karen Gillan, but it's all in the script, isn't it.

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't get your Karen/Amy hate. She's been less annoying than previous companions so far.

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:06 (thirteen years ago) link

She does this very self-conscious pout thing that is a dead ringer for every vapid Facebook photo ever. It drives me up the wall. Happy to accept that this is my own personal thing.

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

No, I don't like her either.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Monday, 17 May 2010 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I do like her, I just don't like the amazing girl/dorky boy meme.

ailsa, Monday, 17 May 2010 16:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I never thought Mickey was dorky but Rory definitely is. If Amy really does end up marrying him it will be a bit sad.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Mickey was quite cowardly but became brave. Rory can at least score points with medical knowledge - when the sonic screwdriver isn't healing wounds in seconds. I was hoping they'd be able to explore Amy's former 'craziness' more wrt Doctor obsession when younger. Possibly the crack in her wall came because of her subsequent contact with the Doctor - the cracks latching on to Timelord energy (he could be causing the cracks both after and before he appears at the same location). Paradox tho innit.

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 17 May 2010 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

She does this very self-conscious pout thing that is a dead ringer for every vapid Facebook

Yeah, but this is what makes her realistically of her generation. 20ish girls just do that now, don't they? I see them doing it on trains and things.

Trying to decide whether I should watch/rewatch all the silurain/sea devil stories this week in preparation for next week's episode. Tried watching the Pertwee silurian story a couple of months back and got bored about two episodes in (it's a six parter).

JimD, Monday, 17 May 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

oh that story goes on for days and days

you are better off watching "The Sea Devils"; it's shorter, has more action and features the Master

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I couldn't sit through Silurians either. Sea Devils ain't bad, though certainly not one of Pertwee's best. I bloody loved Warriors of the Deep when it first aired, I must've been six or seven. I haven't watched it since, but I understand it has a reputation as being particularly risible.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, have seen and liked Sea Devils, will probably give that another spin. And yep, I should give Warriors of the Deep a chance too.

JimD, Monday, 17 May 2010 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

"Warriors of the Deep" is let down by some terrible, terrible production values and acting, but if you get past that it is a really shocking, brutal story and forecasts Tegan's departure pretty well; in fact, looking at that season, you have this really amazing arc where the stories kind of escalate to "Resurrection of the Daleks" and Tegan's freakout makes total since, given that she'd just recently seen:

- one of her (admittedly hyper-annoying) friends die
- another one of her friends almost die, leading to her deciding to leave the TARDIS
- a total frenemy join the crew who spends most of his time running away from things and advocating that they let the Doctor die (btw this is one of the greatest/funniest things about "Warriors of the Deep"; I think Turlough shouts "Leave him, Tegan! He's dead!" about the Doctor like 5 times in a 4 episode story)
- a series of adventures where either everyone around her gets slaughtered or people from her childhood are threatened

No matter how silly some of the stories are, there is a grim, relentless pace from that season ("Warriors of the Deep", "The Awakening", "Frontios", "Resurrection of the Daleks", "Planet of Fire", The Caves of Androzani") that I still remember as breathtaking whenever I think back on it.

But yeah, "Warriors" is super-goofy at the end of the day. If you aren't laughing at the Myrka, you're doing it wrong.

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

a total frenemy join the crew who spends most of his time running away from things and advocating that they let the Doctor die (btw this is one of the greatest/funniest things about "Warriors of the Deep"; I think Turlough shouts "Leave him, Tegan! He's dead!" about the Doctor like 5 times in a 4 episode story)

This is why I heart Turlough.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I've said this before but Tegan and Turlough are two of my favorite companions of all time.

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

They really are great, and just on an aesthetic level Tegan's 80s hair and clothes have brought me many lulz.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 17 May 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i looked up that song and apparently it was the theme song for one of those Flavor of Love spinoff reality shows? catchy tho

i probably need to see more but i didn't really like the one or two Davison stories I saw, didn't warm to those two companions

Nhex, Monday, 17 May 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Davison probably suffers a lot if you didn't grow up with him; too many of his stories don't know what to do with all of his companions, so you end up with things like Nyssa taking a nap for the entirety of "Kinda".

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Monday, 17 May 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha, wasn't she supposed to have been sacked by the time that was filmed though?

JimD, Monday, 17 May 2010 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Did they really have four companions at that stage? That seems to be overkill...

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 08:45 (thirteen years ago) link

and a bit crowded in the TARDIS - it's not *that* much bigger on the inside when you all hang around the same wee control room every day.

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember at least one scene taking place in Adric's room, so at least they had their own rooms.

treefell, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Speaking of wee, does the Tardis have a toilet?

Yeah, but this is what makes her realistically of her generation. 20ish girls just do that now, don't they?

I don't know why it took so long for this to occur to me.

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Getting back to the last episode it showed up how good the new Tardis set is, lots of different levels to run around on, the Doctor down underneath the control console, etc.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Also perving:

http://imgur.com/MDgcc.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:46 (thirteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/e6Ho8.jpg

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 09:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I do wonder what would have happened if Amy had chosen the Doctor over Rory -- I know if it had been Rose, she would have brushed off Mickey dying and would have pushed to be with the Doctor forever. He probably would have kicked them both off of the Tardis, wouldn't he?

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I quite like The Silurians, but it's very heavy going. On the other hand, there aren't many of the heavy handed modern political allegories that aren't - Global Warming DO YOU SEE all the Army are violent thugs DO YOU SEE.

Ingrid Pitt's Kung Fu Kick is my favourite thing about WotD. That, and the resigned look the Wet Vet gives to camera then goes "Oh no, it's the Myrka..."

Tegan/Adric/Nyssa are my least favourite companions of them all, particularly since because they know there's too many people one of them always has to be off doing something else. One of the best examples is maybe Terminus where, despite being Nyssa's last story she spends nearly all of it shut away in a room recovering from a disease she suddenly catches. I watched Traken/Logopolis/Castrovalva over the weekend and came to the realisation I maybe hate Tegan more than Adric, she's just so fucking smug. And whiny.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know, I think if I was trying to get to work and some random alien killed my aunt and then another random alien accidentally kidnapped me, I would do some whining.

Adric is totally unforgivable though.

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 13:34 (thirteen years ago) link

What was the point of that kid, anyway? He makes Wesley Crusher look like Han Solo.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 13:41 (thirteen years ago) link

I think they were trying to go back to the interpersonal dynamics of the original TARDIS crew, only with certain things inverted like the Doctor looking/acting much younger, everyone in the crew effectively being an orphan, an slightly older woman who wants to leave with two younger kids who want to stay rather than a slightly older couple who wants to leave with a younger girl who wants to stay, etc etc etc.

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lL6hkpJveM

Anyone else think the SoftMints man has a passing resemblance to Matt Smith - in clothes, expression and general manner?

Hang Parliament (DavidM), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

RUMBLED.

In other news, a colleague has revealed that he was the stylist for all of Karen Gillan's BBC publicity stills. She is apparently dating someone who works in fashion (I think a graphics guy).

cleggaeton (suzy), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:00 (thirteen years ago) link

"He makes Wesley Crusher look like Han Solo"

only wesley never died pointlessly trying to be cleverer than he was. CURSES. *roll silent credits*

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

that happened to be the ONLY Adric story I saw, what a tool

Nhex, Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Real talk: killing Wesley Crusher would have made me definitively decide TNG > TOS

Have a slice of wine! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 18 May 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I DO NOT APPROVE OF ALL YOUR ADRIC HATES.

JimD, Wednesday, 19 May 2010 06:06 (thirteen years ago) link

In case any of you haven't seen this:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/archive/doctorwho/

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 20 May 2010 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link

So, apparently the Clerics from the Weeping Angels story might be really really really REALLY important?

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Saturday, 22 May 2010 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The last 10 minutes of this is Eps 3-5 of The Silurians. And I hate Amy.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Saturday, 22 May 2010 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

BBC ethnicity conspiracy junkies ahoy today, can't refuse Meera Syal a shot in the TARDIS.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Saturday, 22 May 2010 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Also LOL Scottish Silurian.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Saturday, 22 May 2010 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

And I hate Amy.

My man!

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 22 May 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, need to see the rest of it, liked quite a lot of specific moments in this week's but wasn't impressed by the Silurian hostage, who was totally alien-by-numbers (looked much better before the mask came off). Weird pacing too, seemed to last ages. Don't really give a shit on the "one of you is going to kill me" side of things, three pretty uninteresting characters to choose from. Liked the big underground city lots though.

JimD, Saturday, 22 May 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

anyone who dislikes this needs their heads examined. Matt Smith is amazing. Shuttling sea devils in a graveyard behind a kid gone to fetch something = classic nightmare material. People being dragged into the earth = classic nightmare material. Rory excellent. Don't get the Amy dislike in the slightest - bolshie but ultimately slightly frightened but not going to show it lass. This was classic comic book material culminating in a massive subterranean city. What the hell's wrong with you lot?

GamalielRatsey, Saturday, 22 May 2010 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Boo to the Amy haters.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 23 May 2010 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link

This is just like when Tracer hated Discovery.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 23 May 2010 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

The old man is going to be the killer, isn't he? He's probably been wounded by some mind-control reptile venom.

Given the beginning, I'd kind of hoped that Rory would've had his own b-plot in which he has to deal with and solve his own separate mystery as a way to pull himself up nearer the Doctor's level.

<3 <3 <3 the Doctor asking the mom nicely to put away the weapons.

tbh I can kind of get the Amy hate; as little screen time as she got this episode, she was kind of uncharismatic and unlikeable. A bit too one note with the sassy bluster, perhaps.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 23 May 2010 05:39 (thirteen years ago) link

they are indeed Silurians chap (not much of a spoiler considering the thread title)

considering that this reveal doesn't happen until 36 minutes into a 43 minute episode, it's a massive bloody spoiler, fuck off!

^ was reading the last-week bits of the thread immediately before watching the episode :(

the standing cat (sic), Sunday, 23 May 2010 08:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Thought they could have done a bit more with the scary stuff - corpses disappoearing, holes in the ground that eat you, darkness suddenly descending, all A+
Ideas but not brilliantly put together, felt a bit sub-Mofatt. The kid was great though, Silurian a bit rubbish.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Sunday, 23 May 2010 10:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Thought the dissection reveal was a bit bungled as well. Maybe the whole episode was toned down a bit, it could easily have been deemed too scary.

I like Amy, especially her weird mix of take-the-piss-out-of-the-Doctor flirtatiousness and her weird belligerent entitlement issues. She's better than Martha and Donna, not as good as Rose in her first season though.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Sunday, 23 May 2010 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Thought the dissection reveal was a bit bungled as well.

yeah - it should have been horrible and was just kind of... perfunctory.

The old man is so obviously 'the one who'll be the killer' that I can't but hope it's not him. My dearest hope is that it'll be the first time on telly that an enemy has said 'i know which one of you kills me~' and then no-one does.

i can't turn my face into a book (c sharp major), Sunday, 23 May 2010 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't seen it yet, but A bit too one note with the sassy bluster is like ding ding ding ding

Better than Donna? bwahahahahaha. No.

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 23 May 2010 10:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Apparently the production team were getting concerns towards the end of filming that Amy was just a series of one-liners and people would have trouble liking her.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 23 May 2010 10:59 (thirteen years ago) link

An awful lot of rumours that you will need to watch last night's Confidential to see a deleted scene from the episode in it for the rest of the series (and, in fact, the parts of previous episodes that relate to the series arc) to make sense.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 23 May 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link

If so, that's a colossal botch.

GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 23 May 2010 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link

that sounds like the usual cobblers

Amy's sassy bluster > Donna's sassy bluster

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 23 May 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

The thing that's been driving me nuts through this is how 40-45 minute episode length mean we get less of the development/expository stuff Aldo is talking about; no wonder some are complaining the characters lack a certain...dimensionality.

Matt Smith is very good but he is following an actor who was a total geek spod about the role, borne of being a total geek spod about the series when he was a kid - and it shows.

when the fertilizer hits the ventilator (suzy), Sunday, 23 May 2010 12:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Without being too spoilery, it helps explain why the Amy & Rory from the Dream World in the last episode are on the hillside waving to them and will be required to explain what's supposedly going to happen next week (or at least how it can happen while everything else does).

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 23 May 2010 12:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Somebody on OG has expressed pretty well the problems I have with Amy:

My issue with Amy is that Moffat has created a good skeleton for a character arc. The young girl obsessed with the Doctor who never really grew up, who now faces a choice of growing up or continuing to live in her childhood fantasy. That's a pretty good story, it can take you to interesting places, and in theory it should be great.

The problem is, it's as if Moffat just couldn't be bothered to fill in the rest. He left it as a structure, a skeleton. Between the points of her character development across the series, she just wanders around spouting off one-liners, not seeming particularly engaged with her surroundings. So while the structure is there, the actual character isn't.

Character is more than just a backstory, or a structured "arc". It's writing someone who is believable as a living, breathing person, who reacts to things, who has hopes and dreams, opinions ... who just feels real (see Rose, Martha, Donna). And Amy doesn't feel real. Away from the character arc, she seems little more than a character designed to appeal to the most basic likes of sci-fi fans - "wit" and a short skirt. Dull dull dull.

Also some others have looked at her dialogue and it's something like 70% questions, 25% zings and 5% for the rest, and most of that is whinging at The Doctor because he's done something that inconveniences her.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 23 May 2010 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link

I wouldn't surprised if those ratios were pretty much the same for other companions, though, surely? Donna was like 90% zings and she was awesome. I mean,

Amy's sassy bluster > Donna's sassy bluster

is just nonsense. Donna clearly couldn't give a fig about most of what the Doctor was on about, which gave her this enormous leeway to just be unimpressed by him, which, when you're talking about someone as self-regarding as the Doctor, guarantees instant hilarity (AND makes the Doctor have to try to explain better to her - and to himself - why things matter).

Anyway, there's no accounting for taste in companions so I'll leave my save-a-Donna efforts here for the moment I guess.

I don't particularly care that Amy has a great backstory that's just been left in a rucksack by the door (I didn't give a shit about Donna's backstory, or Martha's, or Rose's). I think what bugs me about Amy is that if Moffatt "couldn't be bothered to fill in the rest", it's the actor's job to do that, to make the character feel real.

What does it seem like Amy wants?

What's her response to the fact that a magical character she spent her entire childhood writing stories about has turned out to be real?

Sassy zings?

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 23 May 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Realised a massive fuck up in last night's - they start drilling because of the blue grass, which is caused by the Silurians drilling upwards. Except the Silurians don't start drilling until after the humans have, because it's that that wakes them up. Oops.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Deleted scene here: http://blogtorwho.blogspot.com/2010/05/hungry-earth-deleted-scene.html

btw, no fucking way is that "dressed for Rio". She was wearing tights! and a wool jumper!

This was the first episode where I understood the dislike for Amy, she was really bloody annoying. I don't get her relationship with Rory at all.

xpost WIBBLY WOBBLY TIMEY WIMEY!

ailsa, Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Old school Silurians were weirder and creepier. This was generally fine though, if a tad unimaginative. A definite Pertwee vibe - reminiscent of The Green Death as well as its obvious precedents. The final reveal was good.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Old school Silurians also went and hid in an emergency shelter station in Derbyshire because they thought an asteroid was going to hit the Earth. Not in a giant fucking city a hundred miles or so away.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:52 (thirteen years ago) link

This series hasn't quite lived up to its promise for me. Nothing has topped the first episode. None of which is Smith's fault, incidentally, he's doing a great job.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 23 May 2010 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

That may be partly down to Moffat's general superiority tho - I rate the Angels story as highly as the opener now.

Matt DC OTM about Amy and that's why I find her less annoying than Donna in terms of behaviour, background and purpose. I never really care about the companion that much tho (and the specials last year pretty well without the usual regular companion dynamic) so in a way am glad that Amy's deal hasn't been explored in more detail so far despite the strong foundation being laid by Moff at the start.

A lot of the time my favourite bits come from when the Doctor is on his own having the inevitable spar with the villain or talking to the minor characters. Companions 'humanise' and ground situations which is fine and probably necessary but not why I watch. RTD often seemed more interested in the companions than the Doctor and liked to mess with the heroism hierarchy accordingly. He gave Rose and Donna greater powers than the Doctor in the most crucial situations and I never really liked that (maybe just because it was pretty desperate DEM) and sometimes their stories/issues were just too overblown and clogged things up rather than enriched proceedings.

Hope Moff isn't planning similar thing with Amy ie giving her godlike status if only temporarily. For now surely the point with her is that she doesn't know what she wants, and she doesn't necessarily know how she should deal with the Doctor coming back - her believability comes thru this well enough imo and she's as solid/foreground as I prefer a companion to be.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 23 May 2010 16:56 (thirteen years ago) link

The problem is, it's as if Moffat just couldn't be bothered to fill in the rest. He left it as a structure, a skeleton. Between the points of her character development across the series, she just wanders around spouting off one-liners, not seeming particularly engaged with her surroundings. So while the structure is there, the actual character isn't.

I can see the first part, that she's just a skeleton, but I actually don't mind if a character is a cipher. It's the latter part -- "not seeming particularly engaged with her surroundings" -- that's wearing thin on me. In small doses, Amy as an obvious plolt device, with the zinging and the whatnot, is fine, but if it carries on too long, she just becomes this disengaged free-floating Hand of the Writer creature -- too unintentionally meta, I think. At the very least, I'd like a change of pace.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 23 May 2010 18:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm guessing that since Amy was dissapeared for most of this episode, presumably to give Karen Gillian some time off, there will be much more Amy next episode and much less of the Doctor. It's a shame if this is the way they are handling breaks for the actors because I really enjoyed "Blink" and "Love and Monsters".

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 23 May 2010 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I read elsewhere this wasn't actually the Amy-light episode (even though she wasn't in it as much as she could have been), there's one of those coming up later. Also read that there isn't going to be a Doctor-light one, which is a shame, because Turn Left did excellent things with Donna, and we could maybe do with an Amy-centric one to do similar.

ailsa, Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

think Amy's Choice did that to a fair extent - only companion to get into an episode title after all.

i liked the novelty of the Doctor taking a second TARDIS trip within the episode and with a passenger.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Am I the only one who thinks that Ambrosia or whatever the boy's mum's name is will be the one to kill the Silurian? Her weapons gathering moment with the Doctor felt like a signpost, plus the fact that Silurans have taken her husband and her son...I get the feeling she's gonna blow her top. Not that any if them except the boy were terribly interesting to begin with.

Re Amy: my biggest problem with her is she is either a) glib or b) flirtatious. Alone in the forest with the weeping angels was as close as she came to being a sympathetic character to me. But I don't think it's the fault of the actor... She does well with what she's given, I just think it's kind if crap to have writers that are some how afraid or not interested enough in her to make her smart and exciting. They're too worried abt scaring the kids to care, I guess. But they're bloody good at that so I guess Amy is the tradeoff?

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:04 (thirteen years ago) link

she's pretty smart for a kissogram tbh

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Lol

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Amy's Choice told us little about her though because it was a dream, except she realised she loved Rory then this week she was all "we're still together in 10 years, wtf?" again.

ailsa, Sunday, 23 May 2010 19:33 (thirteen years ago) link

only companion to get into an episode title after all

Er, Rose got into Rose.

JimD, Sunday, 23 May 2010 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Am I the only one who thinks that Ambrosia or whatever the boy's mum's name is will be the one to kill the Silurian?

Yeah, I thought this was signposted too, but so much that it's unlikely to be the actual end result, it'd just feel a bit obvious now.

JimD, Sunday, 23 May 2010 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Am I the only one who thinks that Ambrosia or whatever the boy's mum's name is will be the one to kill the Silurian?

Her name was Ambrose, which really annoyed me, because that is a man's name. Yes, that was the thing that annoyed me.

trishyb, Sunday, 23 May 2010 22:07 (thirteen years ago) link

ambROSE do you see etc etc etc

i can't turn my face into a book (c sharp major), Sunday, 23 May 2010 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link

To be honest, can't see how there was anything important in that deleted scene that we didn't already know--the Doctor's already said 'Time isn't fixed'. Is there something I'm missing? (It would help if they'd just show the bloody scene, rather than 7-second bits of it intercut with crew waffling on)

Ambrose *is* a dumb name. Unless you are Ambrose Bierce.

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 24 May 2010 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link

ILX disagrees - maybe due to existence of onetime British poster Ambrose.

when the fertilizer hits the ventilator (suzy), Monday, 24 May 2010 06:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Oops... meant dumb name for girl.

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 24 May 2010 06:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Realised a massive fuck up in last night's - they start drilling because of the blue grass, which is caused by the Silurians drilling upwards. Except the Silurians don't start drilling until after the humans have, because it's that that wakes them up. Oops.

It's not necessarily a fuck-up. That's exactly the sort of thing that causes Matt Smith's Doctor to start smacking his head and going "gah why didn't I think of that before?!" though.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Monday, 24 May 2010 09:09 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^winning screen name.

Agreed - but geologists digging only to find a life form they're not expecting makes them slightly less culpable than driller-uppers who are coveting the surface knowing full well what/who is up there.

when the fertilizer hits the ventilator (suzy), Monday, 24 May 2010 09:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Something that bugged me about future Romy waving at them was that I thought there was going to be a twist that the people waving were actually Ambrose and someone else, esp. since the jacket that Ambrose was wearing looked like something an older Amy would wear.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 04:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Romy

ugh please don't do this

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 04:54 (thirteen years ago) link

It is clever and you hate fun.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 04:56 (thirteen years ago) link

wld endorse Mira Sorvino as new additional companion (and then they lez up)

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 05:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Ambrose *is* a dumb name.

I just called her "Welsh Felicia Day" because that's who she looked like.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 12:40 (thirteen years ago) link

It is clever and you hate fun.

works better than Jedward at least

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Nothing works better than Jedward.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Samanda > Jedward

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:32 (thirteen years ago) link

it's a shame Rosicky never took off

http://idoitforfootball.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/rosicky.jpg

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel like posting the Jedward commercial but that would probably result in a sb.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 16:59 (thirteen years ago) link

"There will be no battle here today" - McCoy ref?

literally with cash (ledge), Tuesday, 25 May 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Decent episode. As usual in this season, definitely fun when plot is moving too fast for most of the characters to keep up. As said above, kid nightmare stuff = A+ execution. Don't get the Amy hate at all, frankly, (and Donna was/is probably my favorite companion of the new series, I don't see the conflict - I mean every companion was at least a little sassy), and I think she's already got a ton of background info/character development - we'll probably see even more as this series ends. And we don't even know if she's coming back next year or not (at least, I don't, so don't tell me).

BBC ethnicity conspiracy junkies ahoy today, can't refuse Meera Syal a shot in the TARDIS.
What's this about? I've only seen her in Jekyll.

Nhex, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I really like the quieter Who episodes, the ones with less running around and yelling and dramatic music, so "Amy's Choice" worked really well for me. The strength of this new doctor is that he can embody a subtlety and dry humour I don't think the last guy was capable of. This last episode was very good though. Not too too much action, I thought.

fields of salmon, Tuesday, 25 May 2010 22:44 (thirteen years ago) link

The Meera Syal thing was about the small-ish Who fan faction (certainly smaller than Season 6B hypothesis, or Eighth Doctor is not canon) who believe that the BBC have an agenda to place ethnic minorities in positions of power wherever possible - it started with Hannah Barbera in Battlefield then was a consistent gripe throughout the RTD era (at times even stronger than the GAY AGENDAR clamour, although it's part of the same noise to me TBH).

She gets told no to coming into the TARDIS by the Doctor who looks REALLY angry about the idea of her coming in at one point, but eventually concedes. I thought this would have kicked off the conspiracy brigade, but the only people bothered about it seem to be RTD fans going SEE IT'S NOT JUST HIM HOOT!

(For your reference, Meera Syal is a famous British comedy actress - which is probably why she gets so may joeks and gets to be funny - and would have been considered Stunt Casting if this was the JNT era.)

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 08:32 (thirteen years ago) link

See, that's just idiotic. Kind of shows a lack of understanding about the BBC in not acknowledging they'd use some of their biggest in-house stars, who happen to be from ethnic minorities - if anything, the producers are only guilty of using award-winning actors whenever possible, whether the actor is Sophie Okonedo or Toby Jones. Also LOL at complaining about Syal and Nina Wadia playing Asian doctors/scientists - like there are NONE OF THESE in Britain.

I was one of the people going YUSSSSSSSS whenever RTD went gayagendar because SCIENCE FICTION IS CAMP AS FUCK ALREADY. I am also short with people who whine about deus ex machina, having watched what is essentially a god in a machine change faces/solve shit for 47 years. UNHHHHH.

when the fertilizer hits the ventilator (suzy), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 08:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Deus ex Machina is just bad writing more than anything else, there have hardly been any in this series, which has been much more creative as far as resolutions go. They were really blatant in the second half of the RTD era.

Then again I am still fuming from the Lost finale so my tolerance of such things is at an all-time low.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 08:48 (thirteen years ago) link

so in short, there are Doctor Who fans on the internet who are also racist dimwits

Nhex, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 08:53 (thirteen years ago) link

who believe that the BBC have an agenda to place ethnic minorities in positions of power wherever possible

I'm sure they do. I don't see why this is a problem, though. (I know you're not saying you have a problem with it.)

trishyb, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 09:07 (thirteen years ago) link

"Positions of power" = eh not really. "Positions of visibility" yes.

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I think "positions of power" means onscreen: doctors, prime ministers, scientists, etc.

trishyb, Wednesday, 26 May 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link

There was that black President in the last Rusty story...

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

That seems a bit paranoid to me. I'd imagine the producers just select the most capable and interesting actors available with little regard for ethnicity (as regards Who). 80% of the show takes place in the future – they've got the ability to explain away any casting decisions they wish to make ('that's what it's like, then!') so I'd imagine they have a more free hand to cast according to whims and whiles than those shows aiming for contemporary or historical accuracy.

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Making the future Queen of England a black woman was inspired. Take that racist fanboys and Daily Mail readers!

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 12:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, quite

The Clegg Effect (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Take that racist fanboys and Daily Mail readers!

thing is if it's done for that reason rather than remy's "the producers just select the most capable and interesting actors available with little regard for ethnicity" then the racist fanboys kind of have a point - that ethnicity comes above talent in casting.

Not that I think it's really the case - they weren't exactly pro-minority in having their white Rose leaving her stupid cowardly black boyfriend behind (though they eventually boosted his character to official Brave status before giving him the only other minority companion as a wife - cutting out all that inter-racial sex that racist fanboys might object to).

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Grizz: Come to think of it, I saw a white judge on Law and Order last night.
Tracy: Oh yeah, it's back on! Get ready, son. All you've ever known is your affirmative action job and Queen Latifah CoverGirl commercials.

long time listener, first time balla (history mayne), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:01 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh, Onimo, i've been trying to pretend the whole martha-and-mickey-get-married-for-no-apparent-reason bullshit never happened :(

i do think Who makes something of an effort to have multi-ethnic casting, though I think some of that is a straight-up desire to represent the multiethnic reality of life in the UK today (and then, bad wolf like, spread that social norm throughout space and time)? I've said this elsewhere, but I don't think it's a coincidence that in Vampires in Venice the two lead black characters both verbally identified themselves as Venetian.

naglpuss (c sharp major), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

80% of the show takes place in the future – they've got the ability to explain away any casting decisions they wish to make ('that's what it's like, then!')

out of nine eps this year we've had three in the distant future and space, and two a mere 20 years in the future on earth.

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh, Onimo, i've been trying to pretend the whole martha-and-mickey-get-married-for-no-apparent-reason bullshit never happened :(

It happened for a pretty simple reason; RTD likes incredibly pat, unjustified sappy endings. If you can find a copy of his book Damaged Goods from... 1997? you will find an incredibly brutal, terrifying story ruined by this type of cloying nonsense.

Marni and Louboutin: coming to Tuesdays this fall on FOX (HI DERE), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think they cast Meera Syal because they specifically wanted an Asian woman in the role, they cast her because she was Meera Syal and a household name beloved of much of middle Britain.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 14:31 (thirteen years ago) link

80% of the show takes place in the future – they've got the ability to explain away any casting decisions they wish to make ('that's what it's like, then!'

out of nine eps this year we've had three in the distant future and space, and two a mere 20 years in the future on earth.

okay, doctor is from the far far future (or distant distant past) and from a crazy mixed up muddled world with time-fractures in every direction and b/c this is sci-fi basically everything leaps all over the place we can do any sort of racial casting we can imagine b/c the particularity & granularity of the stories are never meant to represent a documentary reality but individual experiences which allow for basically any thing.

ampersand (remy bean), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Queen Liz was brilliantly acted though, so the racist baiting touch was just a nice bonus.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Wednesday, 26 May 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Not a classic, but I enjoyed that more than the first one. Glad it turned into allegory of fragile diplomacy rather than all out war, because the warrior Silurians were frankly rubbish. Still, poor Rory.

Not quite sure how the Doctor can stick an entire hand into the crack and survive, but I suppose we'll find out. The fragment of the Tardis was a great bit of foreshadowing though.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Saturday, 29 May 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Really? I thought it was the first unambiguously bad episode this season -- such hackneyed allegory.

Not quite sure how the Doctor can stick an entire hand into the crack and survive

... timey wimey...

The fragment of the Tardis was a great bit of foreshadowing though.

Would be hilarious if we see the crack opened up next to the Tardis, and a hand in a tweed sleeve coming through it break off a piece of its sign.

Rory (and Mickey?) is sort of the mirror image of the Doctor, right? They're all nerd analogues, but where the Doctor is dashing and adventurous, the Rory/Mickey type is the agoraphobic and domesticated inverse image.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 29 May 2010 21:43 (thirteen years ago) link

It was alright. I was hoping we'd get a flash forward to the Silurians and humans living together at the end - maybe they're saving that for next season.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 30 May 2010 00:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I think there were germs of quite a few good ideas in this two-parter, but it would've taken a major re-write to raise it from passable to excellent.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 30 May 2010 00:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I was really picking up on the Amy-hate during the episode. Then she did well with the Rory business and it's fine again.

Overall kind of weak (felt very Star Trek at points, but that might be a combo of brokering peace treaties and lizard people), and I hope next week's is okay even though historical figure eps never blow me out of the water.

Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Sunday, 30 May 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Also Richard Curtis doesn't have a track record of writing stories about scary monsters.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 30 May 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

oof, is next week's the Curtis one? hmm...

Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Sunday, 30 May 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I was really picking up on the Amy-hate during the episode. Then she did well with the Rory business and it's fine again.
Yeah, I don't remember the line exactly but when she burst in with the gun and said something like "Busterrrrr!" I was thinking similar things. Definitely did come back strong at the end though - as good as any of the RTD melodrama business at its best.

I also kind of love that middle-aged Felicia Day turned out to be the weak, spat-upon example of humanity, I am so tired of these kinds of characters who do horrible things but its okay because its for their family!

Nhex, Sunday, 30 May 2010 02:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone else doubt that Rory is gone forever?

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 30 May 2010 03:03 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah, definitely some magic wand business at the end of this season, no doubt.

Nhex, Sunday, 30 May 2010 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Engagement ring safe in a time machine is doubtless key

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 30 May 2010 07:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Did we find out what happened to the missing corpses, by the way?

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Sunday, 30 May 2010 09:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Assumed they were getting experimented on by Lizard Farnsworth.

Nhex, Sunday, 30 May 2010 10:02 (thirteen years ago) link

nice to hear stephen moore again.

koogs, Sunday, 30 May 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Dissection thread turned out to be stupid, introduced in the last 30 seconds of last week's ep as an arbitrary cliffhanger then dismissed again in the first 3 minutes of this week's, after which evil surgeon transforms into avuncular voice of reason. Maybe arbitrary cliffhangars are meant to be a throwback to old-who?

Couple of nice moments in this one but yeah, bit wonky overall. Wasn't happy to see badmum get away with it, to be honest. Rory death wasn't particularly affecting either, felt too obvious he'd be coming back later. Also worrying that him being erased from amy's memory might lead to more of her trying to pull the doc, which was funny once but could grate pretty quickly.

JimD, Sunday, 30 May 2010 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Bleh rubbish. Whole thing appears only to have existed to cause RoryDeath. Why the change in behaviour in the scientist? He was all HARHARHAR MUST VIVISECT (please to note, vivisection is what you do on live specimens, not dissection) FOR SHITS 'N' GIGGLES one minute then suddenly changes to a position where the Tennant Doctor would have rubbed his cheeks and gone OOOO I WUB YOU HYOOMUNS REPTILES. Didn't enjoy the return to Rusty STRONG WOMEN BEING STRONG FOR THEIR FAMILY BECAUSE FAMILY TRUMPS EVERYTHING territory either. Didn't understand the Toxic Gas hibernation system either - if you were having to go into hibernation because of some threat to your life, refusal to do so is rewarded with death? If you think you're going to die by not hibernating, then what kind of a threat is that? Or why didn't they just use the discs to get to the surface and avoid the gas? How were Meera Syal and Grandad Greenshoulder going to survive that gas and then get into hibernation, and how did they know they would even be able to use the system to do it? Wasn't Agressive Shouty Warrior Reptile put into hibernation at one point, only to reappear 30 seconds later?

Karen's worst episode as Amy yet, lowest point for me was when the camera panned past her as ASWR was transmitting to the telly in the bin in the church. Utterly reduced to a poor-quality zing device. Also, to any Cap'n-Save-An-Amys out there, it may benefit you to rewatch the sequence where she bangs on the door of the TARDIS post-RoryDeath after the Doctor has soniced it. ARTHUR IS THE ACTOR'S NAME, NOT THE CHARACTER'S.

Not sure next week looks like any improvement, and the week after is (I think) James Corden week...

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, where were the explanations for either grave robbing or the blue grass? According to the plot, all the drilling was doing was cracking oxygen pockets.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Overall kind of weak (felt very Star Trek at points, but that might be a combo of brokering peace treaties and lizard people)

Even the music sounded very Star Trek. It was all very meh, except for maybe the last five minutes or so of the episode.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:32 (thirteen years ago) link

series 5 has reversed the tradition of the first two-parter kind of sucking and the second two-parter being better. this was super-boring and inconsistent and redundant. like, are these negotiations supposed to be inherently interesting to watch? because we already know they're going to fall to shit when they discover the dead lizard lady. but then the military leader started preemptively killing people before she even learned about her dead sister, so.

i'm really tired of amy at this point. i thought little amelia pond was wonderful, and i liked where they were going with the character in the first few episodes, but all that feels a million miles away. now it's all either sassy joeks or dead-boyfriend-sad with not a lot in between, and i don't think she pulls off either with total aplomb.

AGGGGGROOOOOO CRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (reddening), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:43 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, I wanted tiny Amelia Pond to go on adventures when watching Ep 1, let's have that next season when they hit the reset button on this time loop or bubble universe.

and I rly rly hate to be cap'n save-a-chibnall but

Why the change in behaviour in the scientist? He was all HARHARHAR MUST VIVISECT (please to note, vivisection is what you do on live specimens, not dissection) FOR SHITS 'N' GIGGLES one minute then

v true on vivisection, but from his perspective, he knew he could put people back together no problem, and was doing it for science

suddenly changes to a position where the Tennant Doctor would have rubbed his cheeks and gone OOOO I WUB YOU HYOOMUNS REPTILES.

Smith Doctor actually says "I rather love you!" One of many unwelcome callbacks to RTD-stylee, along with all the FAMILY FAMILY FAMILEEEEE, spend ten minutes hugging everyone stuff.

Didn't understand the Toxic Gas hibernation system either - if you were having to go into hibernation because of some threat to your life, refusal to do so is rewarded with death?

....er, yes? if you don't avoid the threat to your life, you die.

If you think you're going to die by not hibernating, then what kind of a threat is that?

it's a defence against infection, not a threat against anything. the infection is the threat to your life.

Or why didn't they just use the discs to get to the surface and avoid the gas?

Safer to go back to the cosy hibernation that's worked for millennia than to go to an alien culture you know nothing about!

How were Meera Syal and Grandad Greenshoulder going to survive that gas and then get into hibernation,

The room's locked. fumigation's in the tunnels.

and how did they know they would even be able to use the system to do it?

Wise Old Silurian either said it might, or didn't say it wouldn't

Wasn't Agressive Shouty Warrior Reptile put into hibernation at one point, only to reappear 30 seconds later?

I don't think so?

Also, to any Cap'n-Save-An-Amys out there, it may benefit you to rewatch the sequence where she bangs on the door of the TARDIS post-RoryDeath after the Doctor has soniced it. ARTHUR IS THE ACTOR'S NAME, NOT THE CHARACTER'S.

She says "Let me out, PLEASE let me out, I need to get to Rooory!" Gasping while crying, then breathing in again, doesn't = saying "Arthur!"

Another dumb dumb bit from the writer of 42: starting a 15-minute countdown 15 minutes before the end of the episode, playing a scene in real time, and saying "8 minutes left!" three minutes later.

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link

also, I forget to say it every week, but fuck Murray Gold.

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone else doubt that Rory is gone forever?

Maybe they're still in the dream from the Dreamlord episode.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:51 (thirteen years ago) link

also those are some fucking lame warriors, who when given an order to shoot, stand around for 2 minutes while someone disarms them one by one by one. and don't know how to aim their own tongues.

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Sunday, 30 May 2010 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't enjoy the return to Rusty STRONG WOMEN BEING STRONG FOR THEIR FAMILY BECAUSE FAMILY TRUMPS EVERYTHING territory either.

I saw this more as mocking the faaaaaaambly stuff. It's the boneheaded insistence that family trumps all that almost leads to war, estranges son from mother (despite Grandad's pleas) and leaves humanity on its own for the next 1000 years.

stet, Sunday, 30 May 2010 13:09 (thirteen years ago) link

(ended up as x-post so stet otm)

STRONG WOMEN BEING STRONG FOR THEIR FAMILY BECAUSE FAMILY TRUMPS EVERYTHING

But it was a take-down of this no? Like familyfamilyfamily is what really sends everything shitwards here. Felt like an explicit takedown or rebuild of the tedious RTD fallback family stuff. Sorta ok with it for this one, just thankful Amy's still effectively an orphan.

Thought this was ok, not great. Not too plot-holey really, and I can take a little bit of Star Trekky politics. Didn't mind that we knew the negotiations would be shot to shit - just added to the gloomy view of humans in this one, which I thought was its strongest suit - less of the thumb-in-the-scales 'aren't humans WONDERFUL', more of the 'really plz just stop killing shit for 5 min'.

woof, Sunday, 30 May 2010 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link

No, familyfamilyfamily always did turn everything to shit or was the wrong decision in Rusty's ers, it just got given a free pass as understandable because it was familyfamilyfamily.

To go back to the earlier question about Toxic Gas Hibernation:

....er, yes? if you don't avoid the threat to your life, you die.

it's a defence against infection, not a threat against anything. the infection is the threat to your life.

It's a threat THEY put there. And it's not much protection against infection if you still have enough time to run into hibernation when you hear the warning signs they're about to start using toxic gas now, is it? "Everybody run to the hibernation tanks except those of you who think you've got a bit of a sniffle, you lot just stay here and get gassed to death without any protest or struggle please thank you."

Safer to go back to the cosy hibernation that's worked for millennia than to go to an alien culture you know nothing about!

Or, as those watching the episode might call it, the place you've just been negotiating to live in and have spend the whole story talking about going to and/or the place you've been going to already.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 30 May 2010 14:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't mind that we knew the negotiations would be shot to shit - just added to the gloomy view of humans in this one

yeah, this is dramatic irony – something old who used to be big on, pre rusty era

ampersand (remy bean), Sunday, 30 May 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

That said: I didn't react to this episode as strongly as the rest of you. The only scenes that really bothered me were

1) the abortive vivisection
2) rory's dying words. for godssakes, just let him kick the bucket. either he'll be back (ehh) or he won't (ehh) but the impact of his death was mitigated by his last gasping platitudes.
3) the rushed negotiations. if more had been done to convey lengthiness, rigor, or great debate i would have been convinced of the necessity of these scenes. but Amy's bored-ass slouching on the table only undermined the seriousness of the goal and highlighted the character's immaturity (though this, i wonder, might not be out of place if timey-wimeyness and Amelia are somehow implicated)
4) the stupid sonic screwdriver/gunplay crap

ampersand (remy bean), Sunday, 30 May 2010 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/wUsp3.gif

James Mitchell, Sunday, 30 May 2010 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

The ending was great (TARDIS-through-crack, not Rory's Best Bits in dream sequence flashback that was horrible), the rest not so much.

Really wanted to punch Amy in the face for being terrible zingmonster all the way through ("Clingy much?"), but DeadRory seemed to bring her back round again, though now she's forgotten him, it'll all be shite again.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

haven't seen any of this series but really not getting the amy-hate

English: The Money Woman (history mayne), Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't get it either. Maybe her prettiness is affecting my judgment.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

She's annoying as fuck and doesn't do anything except zing and sass about, even in mortal danger. And she's mean to lovely (dead) Rory.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Which of the classic serials on YouTube are worth watching?

http://www.youtube.com/show?p=Ps0e32nFzs0&s=1

I've seen Sensorites, Krotons and Carnival of Monsters.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Androzani probably the best of those. Twin Dilemma for lolz only. Mandragora also good, and I quite like Full Circle.

JimD, Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

haven't seen any of this series but really not getting the amy-hate

Try watching, you might get it.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Masque of Mandragora! Full Circle is pretty good even though it introduced Adric, and Caves of Androzani is really good too. Planet of the Spiders is way overlong but the last episode is wonderful.

"the English sweat" (a new disease) (clotpoll), Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

On Amy, I feel like she's nearly a brilliant portrait of a kind of troubled personality I've met - manic-energetic, curious, restless, up for things; but suddenly sullen and aggressive. Dangerous to those around them, and solipsistic. (I don't think I'm trying to describe bipolar; maybe one of those Borderline PD/Narcissism things that everyone's always calling everyone else nowadays). But it isn't really working if that's what's intended (because of her acting? script trouble? the need to make her conventionally likeable?), and I can't tell if it even is intended - maybe she's just meant to be hotlegs the zing machine. I really liked her early on; now my hope is waning.

However, I like looking at Karen Gillan very, very much.

woof, Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:37 (thirteen years ago) link

She's annoying as fuck and doesn't do anything except zing and sass about, even in mortal danger.

I agree with second point, but not the first. I find her zinging and sassing entirely bearable.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

She basically pokes about in dangerous places, is not even remotely fazed by tootling about space and time with a bloke she met in her kitchen when she was 7, deals with danger by quipping sassily at the bringer of danger, manages to solve and understand everything really really quickly and cleverly when wiser men/timelords than her faff about ineffectively going "umm..." because we are met to thing she is all ZOMG AMAZING just like what Rose was, and she wears tights to go to Rio so she is clearly mental.

She's very pretty though, yes. But sarky intelligent zingers, even hott ones, don't work as kissograms, do they? I also have HUGE issues around her relationship with Rory.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link

i think of her as the genetic average of donna and rose. but i sort of liked rose, so go figure.

ampersand (remy bean), Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Matt Smith's jumper is making me want a tube of refreshers.

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

met to thing

meant to think, obv. Amy has used up all the common sense and ZOMG AMAZINGness for the entire population of Inverness, leaving me a gibbering fool.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i didn't mind amy at all until she started being an asshole to rory, who may be a boring doofus but is otherwise, a sweetheart. Really annoying in this episode in particular.

Roz, Sunday, 30 May 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

James' gif needs more love, Ladytron.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGf4MzMYIXs

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 30 May 2010 18:36 (thirteen years ago) link

let's be fair though, what the heck is so likeable about Rory? he's mostly another boring hangdog clingy guy, he doesn't he even have half the spirit of Mickey as far as likeable losers go

Nhex, Sunday, 30 May 2010 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

He's normal and nice. The Whoniverse needs more normal and nice people in it (it's why I used to like Jackie Tyler more than Rose as well)

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I really liked Meera Syal in this one, btw.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

let's be fair though, what the heck is so likeable about Rory? he's mostly another boring hangdog clingy guy, he doesn't he even have half the spirit of Mickey as far as likeable losers go.

This is why I have problems with people who think he's "lovely" -- he seems massively codependent, it's not like I dislike the guy but he doesn't seem particularly admirable in any way either.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 30 May 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Just watched, no real problems. Hardly amazing, but I'm still looking at what this series brings - some hard messing around with time (in a constructive way, not the vague and almost indifferent RTD way), underground cities/forests in spaceships/vampires/slight sense of dislocation and mystery in the series arc (so so much better than the f'ing Bad Wolf stuff), genuine chills (first ep of this one was better for that), and the focus on the adventure rather than the emo stuff. I know the emo stuff is kind of part of it now, but the adventure and strangeness shd always be the priority imo.

Much better than the Glam Who and the Supervillain Roadshow of RTD era.

It's not all amazing, but I mind the way it's bad (this slightly trudgy episode for instance) than when the last series was bad.

I quite like the old Davidson/Pertwee feel to it as well. (Those tin gas guns were pure old skool).

Still like Matt Smith v much as well. Amy -

manic-energetic, curious, restless, up for things; but suddenly sullen and aggressive

This, totally. How she is portrayed feels v natural to me, like a few girls I know (in a good way), and I think it's pretty intentional. And I think it works quite well with the Doctor persona - stroppiness, uncertainty, cavalier unthinking courage, working under the teacherly Doctor, as if she's not sure what's fun and what's serious.

Music is utterly dreadful.

GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

glad they killed off Gary Neville

zappi, Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, I thought some of Amy's zings (especially the totally inappropriate "clingy" one) were quite funny and well-delivered. And I sort of like the idea that she half-loves, half-patronises Rory and hasn't quite made up here mind about him, because (to me at least) that strikes me as quite a realistic portrayal of how some relationships work (as opposed to Rose getting googly-eyed over David Tennant). Whether that's appropriate for Doctor Who, and whether the writing and the acting quite sell the idea, I'm not sure. But I do like her Larry David foot-in-mouthiness.

Incidentally, while that cut scene from Confidential was pretty incidental to the plot, I thought that bit of the Doctor saying "I really like him" about Rory was very sweet, and it might have given more gravitas to the death scene if they'd kept it in.

Also, Matt Smith still totally charming, if not quite always-not-wooden.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

And I sort of like the idea that she half-loves, half-patronises Rory and hasn't quite made up here mind about him

She's supposed to be getting married to him in some version of tomorrow, she should have decided by now!

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

(Actually, that's the bit I find the most true-to-life.)

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, the problem with the story so far is that the viewer probably needs the expository scenes and isn't getting enough of them for a grasp on why Amy acts the way she does. I don't necessarily have any issues with her diffidence or sarcasm, or the way she seems to hedge bets on her relationship. She's insecure on so many levels.

Something annoying on Confidential is how the actors have this wooden/corporate way of referring to episodes which weirds me out, since previous actors seemed to be in geek heaven compared to these.

I guess she's insecure because the doctor pissed off and forget to come back for her for years (twice!) and she doesn't appear to have a family or anything, I get all that. Doesn't make her any more likeable or watchable though.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I think Rory is really irritating, but that's because they gave the guy only one dramatic concern: insecurity about Amy actually liking him after the Doctor showed up. It's kind of unfair to only present him this way & expect us to be sentimental about him when he dies.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm actually quite pleased whenever Rory turns up, but it's hard to get sentimental about him when you know he's going to come back in the finale (I'm guessing)...

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

SPOILER ALERT:

not too big a spoiler

but

but

My husband tells me he's listed in the cast for the finale on IMDB. For whatever that is worth.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

it didn't help that they just killed rory off two episodes ago, so the drama of the moment was a bit undercut by "what, this again?"

i'm also still annoyed that "amy's choice" copied dead-boyfriend lines from torchwood, because when it comes to being sad over your dead boyfriend, amy doesn't hold a candle to gwen.

AGGGGGROOOOOO CRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (reddening), Sunday, 30 May 2010 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Haven't thought this through much, but has Rory been important to stuff that will unravel now that he's been wiped from existence? None of the stuff in Amy's Choice actually happened, but the Vampires of Venice stuff wouldn't have panned out had he not been around, same with The Eleventh Hour, surely?

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I doubt they're going that far, at least with the style of timey-wimey wiped-from-existence stuff that's been going on this season. Those things still happened, just sidestepping his involvement. (Ignoring the likely deus ex machina where everybody lives we'll probably get at the end.)

Nhex, Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, I'm sure he's coming back.

I had missed the whole Amy's clock going wrong thing (went from 11.59am on 25 June to 12.00pm on 26 June) and the thing about Rory's ID card (NHS staff card issued in 1990, when he'd have been 8 if we're in 2010, which I think we possibly are again, though I'll defer to aldo if I'm wrong there), so I don't think it's outwith the realm of possibility that there's weird time shit going on and that'll let him come back.

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

The NHS card I'm pretty sure was revealed to just be a prop goof, not intentional. Very Lost!

Nhex, Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

aah, but was it? There was a close-up and everything!

ailsa, Sunday, 30 May 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Moffat claimed he had no idea about it and it must have been a mistake.

Or, as those watching the episode might call it, the place you've just been negotiating to live in and have spend the whole story talking about going to and/or the place you've been going to already.

They're a) soldiers, who do what they've been trained to, and b) total deadshits. And again giving Chibnall too much credit, once hibernated, an infected 'lurian isn't going to spread the infection any further.

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Monday, 31 May 2010 01:05 (thirteen years ago) link

PS woooow that is way too much JNT on that Youtube channel! MOAR PERTWEE, ADD HINCHCLIFFE AND WILLIAMS

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Monday, 31 May 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Rory did have a pretty circa 1990 idea of what cool hair is like in the dream episode.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Monday, 31 May 2010 01:19 (thirteen years ago) link

it didn't help that they just killed rory off two episodes ago, so the drama of the moment was a bit undercut by "what, this again?"

OTM, was the only lame item out of what I thought was a great episode ending. When Rory comes back - and I can't imagine he wouldn't - I'm looking forward to his showing newfound maturity by kicking Amy to the curb. It's no wonder he's so useless when she lives to tear him down.

Effects, makeup and costumes really nice in this episode!

Brakhage, Monday, 31 May 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm enjoying this season but seriously, this is the most neurotic i've ever seen this show get - everyone's letting their issues take over! they need to land on a psychiatrist planet. i think the crack in the wall/space/time might close up with some shock therapy and zoloft.

planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Monday, 31 May 2010 02:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Emo Who for realz.

Was mightily impressed by Amy's meltdown...very affecting. Though it does bug me that she would show such a reaction supposedly borne of love when she is so seemingly not in love with him when he's around. Irritatingly flighty I think is how I would characterize her.

Bit pleased with myself for calling Ambrose as the lizard-killah. And boy she really did manage to get even less likeable, amazed, wasn't sure i could like old sourface less...but oh how I did. Bleh. Poor Elliot. Leave home as soon as you can kid, your mam is a bint with a silly name.

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 31 May 2010 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I suspect I may have overprimed myself by thinking that Stephen Moffat running Doctor Who was going to result in the best TV ever made. But still very much enjoying it all--though the distant waving Amy/Rory stuff seemed very underdeveloped. And I still don't get what was so important about that deleted scene. Can somebody please explain to dense me?

I thought it was just that the Doctor said that he liked Rory very much, something that hasn't been evident from anyone really except for when he keeps dying all the time and Amy suddenly realises he's OK (only to go back to zinging and not caring when he came back after the dreamlord death).

The waving Rory/Amy was just to show that timey wimey stuff can change the future - they'd seen future them and then when Rory died it was just her seeing future her.

ailsa, Monday, 31 May 2010 10:01 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm so nicking "hotlegs the zing machine" for future use.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Monday, 31 May 2010 10:05 (thirteen years ago) link

The important thing about the deleted scene is the "time is not fixed wrt you" bit the Doctor says to Amy.

It's still worth remembering the Amy (and Rory) we see waving in the distance are wearing their clothes from Amy's Choice. Other things to remember: Amy's stairwell in front of the door she can't see in The Eleventh Hour. The Doctor's jacket when he comes out of the forest in the Weeping Angels one. The graveyard just before Elliot disappears. Amy's memories of the Daleks.

There are no ducks in the duck pond.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Monday, 31 May 2010 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, the doctor's jacket suggests he went back and told wee Amelia something then nipped back to comfort Amy in the forest. Waht is graveyard thing? I presume the daleks have gone into that crack (but why does she remember the clerics?)

btw, I have to go out, so won't see any answers until later, but these are things that puzzle me.

ailsa, Monday, 31 May 2010 10:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Graveyard thing is the same thing from Eleventh Hour. Can't say any more for SHH SPOILAZ.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Monday, 31 May 2010 10:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought three things:

1) BORING
2) Ambrose is still a man's name
3) Dreadful dialogue, particularly when Rory says to Silurian lady "you're not going to die, not TODAY!" two seconds before she dies.

When the Doctor was being tortured Han Solo-style at the beginning and Amy and the other bloke were running around the corridors of the Silurian city, it felt for a minute like proper old Tom Baker-style Who, and I thought we might be in for some proper sneaking about and rescuing, but it all just kind of fell apart.

Amy's gobby face is starting to get on my nerves as well. I don't think it's Karen Gillan's fault though. I just wish the writers would give her something to do to show us why the Doctor likes her so much. More pickpocketing of useful items would be a start.

trishyb, Monday, 31 May 2010 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Is not SSH SPOILAZ if it's been on though, surely?

ailsa, Monday, 31 May 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Also hate her in the dancing clip, Matt is just doing a dad-dancing thing whereas she is doing a weird look-at-me-don't-look-at-me-look-at-me thing that she's privately sure makes he look like Lady Gaga. (NB, I was at a wedding on Saturday and saw a pile of 20-somethings doing the exact same thing.)

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Monday, 31 May 2010 11:25 (thirteen years ago) link

It's SHH SPOILAZ what you should have been looking for though and why it's important. xpost

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Monday, 31 May 2010 11:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Aldo, it might be time for one of those remedial emails.

Those moves weren't completely Boombox, just the kind of post-voguing moves girls have done for 20 years.

Shows how much attention I pay to GURLZ.

It's just as well I don't spend a lot of time on Doctor Who forums, or that would make me look really sad.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Monday, 31 May 2010 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Ah yes, also I had some info from my friend who styled her the other week for a Perou shoot - she runs with a fashiony crowd, boyf is art director type.

I'm looking forward to Rory showing his newfound maturity by kicking Amy to the curb

Ha, given this is a Moffatt show, that is not totally implausible.

I'm still not convinced that having ambiguous feelins about your partner (i.e. Rory) is character inconsistency -- surely it's just normal (especially if you're 20)?

I suspect I may have overprimed myself by thinking that Stephen Moffat running Doctor Who was going to result in the best TV ever made.

It's not so much that the show has become significantly better, I think, but the lows aren't nearly so low anymore.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 31 May 2010 11:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I take it the Graveyard thing is the bit where that shadow quickly runs across the screen as in The Eleventh Hour. Guessing this is FutureDoc coming back on himself to piss about with time, no?

unpredictable johnny rodz, Monday, 31 May 2010 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link

(Sorry if that was a spoiler, I was merely speculating based on what's already been said here)

unpredictable johnny rodz, Monday, 31 May 2010 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link

It's still worth remembering the Amy (and Rory) we see waving in the distance are wearing their clothes from Amy's Choice.

Bloody hell aldo, how big is your telly?

particularly when Rory says to Silurian lady "you're not going to die, not TODAY!"

That was him echoing the doctor's earlier "nobody dies, not today" thing though, wasn't it? I thought it was a cute way of demonstrating Rory's faith in the doc, despite all his criticisms etc.

JimD, Monday, 31 May 2010 11:46 (thirteen years ago) link

In the Angels episode when the soldiers guarding Amy all went off one by one into the light/Crack, why didn't Amy 'forget' about them in the same way she did with Rory?

salsa shark, Monday, 31 May 2010 11:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Doctor said she's different cos she's travelled thru time, handily, iirc.

GamalielRatsey, Monday, 31 May 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Soldiers not wrapped up in her timeline in the way that Rory is, plausible enough.

She's annoying as fuck and doesn't do anything except zing and sass about, even in mortal danger.

This is one of those things that becomes received wisdom 'truth' just because enough people have said it on message boards enough time but is actually not true at all. The space whale episode for example where Amy being compassionate saved the day when the Doctor was ready to let it all go to shit. The "Amy doesn't 100% trust the Doctor" thing hinted at in the Weeping Angels episode is going to get some play later. And the Amy's Choice episode was great.

I think the problem is that some of the writers haven't really worked out how to write properly for her yet, when Moffat's been at the helm she's been much better and more interesting.

Getting Rory out of the way at this stage is probably quite sensible. I want the Moff to do another episode soon though.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Monday, 31 May 2010 11:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Next week's ep looks like the very definition of a 6/10 bit of standard nu-Who historical fluff though.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Monday, 31 May 2010 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked the monster in the window tho. Touch of the MR James about it.

GamalielRatsey, Monday, 31 May 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmm, I think Moffat got a lot better than I expected from Simon fucking Nye so it may be fine.

It also doesn't help Amy's character that she's been in a script written for Donna, who was zingy as all get out (& who I also liked a lot).

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Monday, 31 May 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe the problem is that Karen Gillen isn't a good enough actor to carry Amy off sympathetically. She has this annoying stary-eye thing that's difficult to take seriously. Same way Donna would have been much better had she not been played by Catherine Tate.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Monday, 31 May 2010 16:03 (thirteen years ago) link

can't stop seeing the MySpace pout since Tracer pointed it out

stet, Monday, 31 May 2010 16:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I am really going to have to stop reading this thread. :(

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 31 May 2010 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Amy's life's theme is abandonment, so it's understandable that she would overcompensate by never allowing Rory to think that he has any emotional hold over her that might leave her vulnerable. My guess is that as the show goes on, she'll learn to be, well, kinder, and Rory will become more assertive - and that will help to cement the relationship.

(Mickey and Rose by contrast had the same dynamic - doofus boyfriend and lovestruck-with-the-doctor - but their growing up led to them growing apart, I see the opposite happening with Amy and Rory.)

It's still worth remembering the Amy (and Rory) we see waving in the distance are wearing their clothes from Amy's Choice. Other things to remember: Amy's stairwell in front of the door she can't see in The Eleventh Hour. The Doctor's jacket when he comes out of the forest in the Weeping Angels one. The graveyard just before Elliot disappears. Amy's memories of the Daleks.
There are no ducks in the duck pond.

Man, I am so confused now. If it was just a La Jetee thing and there was only one timeline I could deal, but things are changing all the time, aren't they?

Brakhage, Monday, 31 May 2010 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

The space whale episode for example where Amy being compassionate saved the day when the Doctor was ready to let it all go to shit.

Space Whale thing was weird because she was all "HE'S JUST LIKE YOU DO YOU SEE" when she'd known the Doctor for, like, two days. It was as unexpected as her working out to pause the video loop of the angel when the angel wasn't in screen.

I agree that it's because she's badly written for (and aye, getting a Donna episode didn't help), but regardless, I have no real idea of who she is or why the hell I should care about her. Her lack of backstory and continuous twattishness towards Rory (except when he's dead) doesn't help.

I thought the shadow in the graveyard was a Silurian. Silly me.

ailsa, Monday, 31 May 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

It was a Silurian.

DavidM, Monday, 31 May 2010 19:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Right? Like, doesn't Elliot disappear right before we first see the Silurian warrior, what's her name that dies?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 31 May 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh is that not what the SSH SPOILAZ were about? Was there SOMETHING ELSE in the graveyard?

xpost

ailsa, Monday, 31 May 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Shadow isn't a Silurian.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 10:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Any chance of having less spoilers on this page, please, and getting back to more wrongheaded supposition instead?

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 1 June 2010 10:25 (thirteen years ago) link

most of these "spoilers" sound like utter tosh tbh. crappest episode of the series for me - not quite saved by exciting arc stuff at the end which all felt a bit forced in by hand of Mof who knew this was otherwise weak sauce.

last two episode titles have been confirmed btw

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Chris Chibnall should be placed on Doctor Who's no fly list along with Gatiss and Helen Raynor.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Why no Paul Cornell this season? He could've pissed out a better Silurian story.

Gatiss' Dickens/ghosties one wasn't too bad at all.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but he's done two crap ones since. keep him away from the 20th century.

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Creepy Victoriana is pretty much the only thing Gatiss can do.

The Men Who Stare At Goatse (Matt DC), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

He wrote an awesome 7th Doctor book about people's memories coming to life and eating them.

bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Why no Paul Cornell this season? He could've pissed out a better Silurian story.

Too busy writing his own BBC series and three or four comics series, I dare say.

Gatiss' Dickens/ghosties one wasn't too bad at all.

It was quite bad.

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

aw, it introduced the phrase "what PHANTASMAGORIA is this??" into my family's everyday vernacular so i will love it always.

anyways i'll take goofy and melodramatic over plodding snoozers like the Silurian two-parter any day.

AGGGGGROOOOOO CRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (reddening), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Will totally rep for Gatiss-Dickens. It was a fun flight of fancy! A romp!

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I actually don't mind that one. But The Idiot's Lantern is soooooooooo awful. I wish it was a person so I could punch it in the face.

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Rly rly sick of historicals that turn out to be about aliens instead of historicals, especially when they have real people in them who might have been quite interesting to make up a story about, and RLY sick of the Nu-Who mode, which Gatiss set in this story, of "OMG IT IS GHOSTIES oh no they are aliums in DISGUISE" "OH NO IT IS WITCHES oh wait they are aliums in DISGUISE" "AARGH NO IT IS VAMPIRES oh bugger more bloody aliums in stupid fucking DISGIUSE"

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link

don't forget werewolves

AGGGGGROOOOOO CRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (reddening), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:26 (thirteen years ago) link

i've seen very little old-who, did they used to have historicals where they just knocked about in the past and encountered non-alien dramatic situations?

AGGGGGROOOOOO CRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (reddening), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, though mainly in the B&W years, last one was a cricket garden party murder mystery thing broadcast in 1981 or so

"OMG IT IS AN WEREWOLF no no it is an alium what MUTATED" ffs.

^ didn't hate that ep though iirc. though obv I did not r it at all for the last three years.

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Risk collective scorn here and say I liked the Idiot Lantern - people having their faces sucked off by the tv resulting in faceless/identity-less people. It wasn't amazing but a perfectly reasonable and well executed idea. Also liked the Dickens one.

Also, some of this strikes me as criticising Dr Who for what it is - a children's science fiction programme generally about aliens. The reason I'm generally in favour of it is that it completely opens the doors of perception, on prime time tv for children, to messing about with time, inventiveness, interstellar travel, unbounded imaginative speculation about the conceptual aspects of the world around you and brrrr - frightening. Something Moffat, as everyone's pointed out, is great at.

My least favourite episodes tend to be the histrionic, thousands of daleks, end of the universe + cybermen and everything ever. Don't mind the little half hour ones. Certainly the things I remember as a child are the Jagaroth (apparently terrified me absolutely rigid, difficult to see now, in what is basically a Douglas Adams ROMP!) and the snake going up the arm in that Davison ep. Details, not star wars epic stuff.

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Really don't see what the problem is with supernatural beings and mythical beasties turning out to be aliens. Surely it's long been established in the Who-niverse that the supernatural and magic doesn't strictly exist. Maybe there was less of the 'oh look, these werewolves/witches/etc are really aliens' in older historicals, but they still had fun by suggesting alien intervention in real events. Take The Visitation, which has the evil alien dress robots up as the Grim Reaper so as to scare the shit out of villagers - really creepy that, and brilliantly simple. And at the end of that serial, the aliens' defeat triggers a famous historical event. Or The Daemons, Pyramid of Mars: your gods and demons are really super powerful aliens! Perhaps their reliance on popular monsters in Nu-Who has been a little lazy, with some slightly tortuous mutation/hi tech disguise devices, but when it's done well it can be great fun, even if it's a bit daft. such as in Vampires of Venice.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Doing it once: hey, fun idea, nice bit of but what IF?! for the kids. Doing it every year: shitting on the very concept of youthful wonder and imagination iirc.

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Daemons works super-well because it plays with a whole lot of related issues and actually has a set-up. You've got the institution of the church being supposedly well-meaning but actually kinda intimidating, you've got the dear lady Satanists who might be witchy devil-worshippers or they might be a herb-growing club, what ARE those ladies who get together for "knitting circle" in your local village up to rly?, you've got the proto-Blink awesome scares of ONE OF those gargoyles is actually an alien fighting monster thingy, eek what if ONE of the ones on the local church is too and WHICH one!, you've probably got a bunch of other cool shit I can't remember cos I've only seen one ep once in the last twenty years.

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link

replace 'childen's science fiction' with 'universal fantasy' imo

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmmm, not sure whether I agree or not there. Wd agree with the universal part to a degree but thing DW still works best when directed at children (even if the consequence is also appealing to adults) and the science fiction definition is handy because it deals with time and interplanetary travel and is speculative + sciencey.

But yes wd agree it's closer to fantasy than hard sci-fi, which I've never really been a fan of.

GamalielRatsey, Wednesday, 2 June 2010 12:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Hard sci-fi is for these guys:

http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/M_R/Pa_Ph/Party_Down/Season2/party-down16.jpg

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 12:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I still think "The Aztecs" is one of the best Doctor Who stories ever told.

bageled by dementeds (HI DERE), Wednesday, 2 June 2010 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Old Who was SERIOUSLY full of alien shit mistaken for supernatural shit by puny Earthlings.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Thursday, 3 June 2010 00:22 (thirteen years ago) link

am playing that free download game, and can't get past rewiring a fusebox:
http://lifetheuniverseandcombom.blogspot.com/2010/06/doctor-who-adventure-games-update.html

damn that mac delay

Nhex, Thursday, 3 June 2010 04:22 (thirteen years ago) link

so she gets to go to sex clubs in Berlin with Gaga AND watch Doctor Who in advance?! good thing i wub her...

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 3 June 2010 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I still think "The Aztecs" is one of the best Doctor Who stories ever told.

Absolutely. Great plot, and I love the Olivier as Richard III type villain. 1st Doctor has a love interest as well!

Cold Blood was awful, the worst so far this series. I mean, Victory of the Daleks was ropey, but at least it was having fun, this was leaden. Meera Syal was a disaster, "But. Doc. Tor. What. Are. All. These. Plants?"

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Thursday, 3 June 2010 12:26 (thirteen years ago) link

thought Syal was fine, a lot of other stuff was bad.

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 3 June 2010 12:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Meera Syal is terrible in almost everything though.

Matt DC, Thursday, 3 June 2010 13:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Dr Who sometimes almost reminds me of Iain M Banks for kids.

Jarlrmai, Thursday, 3 June 2010 14:23 (thirteen years ago) link

in what way?

zappi, Thursday, 3 June 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

okay I know there were a few skeptics after last week's previews, but I really, really enjoyed the van gogh episode.

salsa shark, Saturday, 5 June 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

amy was really good in this one, i thought!

gin bunny (c sharp major), Saturday, 5 June 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

there was this sense of 'the doctor explains grown-up emotions to amy' that felt kind of right, her immaturity/tendency to shy away from emotion was a definite thing.

gin bunny (c sharp major), Saturday, 5 June 2010 19:00 (thirteen years ago) link

scottish agenda...

koogs, Saturday, 5 June 2010 19:41 (thirteen years ago) link

So no need to buy a bale of hay for the naysayers?

ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, 5 June 2010 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

End was ridiculously mawkish, with 'For Amy' written on Sunflowers (which isn't - and I don't think has ever been - in the Musee D'Orsay), also that Amy (who, it appears, quite respects his work) thinks turning up about 5 weeks before he shoots himself will make such a difference that he'll live happily ever after. Also managed to get the actual history horrendously wrong - he only lived at Auver-sur-Oise for, at most, 10 weeks and had painted pretty much all his notable works by then, and in fact had started being exhibited with some success and fame. He had also cut off (most of) his famously missing ear by then.

Neither The Doctor nor Amy recognise that what they've done is what drives him to kill himself; the unattainability of Amy, who we are encouraged to believe is his one true love, or the knowledge he will never again know the enormity of travelling in time and space, or the certainty he will only be world famous AN ETERNITY after his death (unless we consciously acknowledge how late in his life this occurs, therefore he has had a number of attempts on his own life by then, but exposes the sloppy writing).

The monster was utterly pointless and added the sqare root of fuck all to the plot apart from OMG MONSTAH YOU ARE ALONE JUST LIKE ME CAN YOU SEE EMOWUB (Slight Return). Plus, how do you get a giant invisible alium corpse out of a church through a small door and what do you do with it? (Also "I didn't mean to kill it, I just attacked it in the chest with a spikey thing" - what the fuck were you intending to do exactly then, EH?)

Could have been fine, felt like a massive return to the worst excesses of the Rusty era instead. Amy was better this week, admittedly.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah or maybe Van Gogh just realised he had to top himself in order to be famous

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 5 June 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

These one-off episodes where they go back in time and visit a historical figure are never, ever good.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link

The guy playing Van Gogh's acting was almost like he wasn't in the same TV programme as the Doctor and Amy.

Probably my least favourite episode ever and all I have to look forward to is James fucking Corden?

Jarlrmai, Saturday, 5 June 2010 21:45 (thirteen years ago) link

liked this, would have liked it better without random monstery-monster.

stet, Saturday, 5 June 2010 22:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Missed a trick, monster ought to have been a chimera. Otherwise, loved it.

baby you can drive my kaur (suzy), Saturday, 5 June 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Monster was pretty bollocks...looked like a chicken imo.

But I loved the ending, 'For Amy' was daft but Amys life lesson was quite moving, and Vincent crying to see his legacy more than made up for a lot of the hokeyness. And was quite moved by Nighys hundred words on the greatness of VG, how he used his pain to show ecstasy of beauty. Nicely heartfelt.

VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 5 June 2010 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

"Ministry of Art....and...Artiness"

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 6 June 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought the best thing about the monster was how it looked like a chicken.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 6 June 2010 00:49 (thirteen years ago) link

It was the late lamented chickenbear.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 6 June 2010 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

:o

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Sunday, 6 June 2010 00:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I really liked this! To me, best by far of the the historical figure episodes, and I was pretty moved by the end.

Nhex, Sunday, 6 June 2010 02:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Also liked how the alien was a really small focus in the episode - mostly it was about Van Gogh and Amy. Really liked the way the aftermath of Rory's death was handled as well - if Tennant was still in the role, it would be silent moping, vs. the most active efforts to make up for it with Smith, trying to counter Amy's forgotten, inherent grief.

Nhex, Sunday, 6 June 2010 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Amy, who we are encouraged to believe is his one true love

we are not! we are encouraged to believe he is super lonely and depressive and latches on to a pretty girl who turns up and is nice to him without apparent reason (and appears to also be Dutch) - it is hard to read this as one true love stuff! randomly proposing and i-love-you-ing a girl you've just met isn't hearts-in-eyes-love-at-first-sight, it's just badly done flirtation.

gin bunny (c sharp major), Sunday, 6 June 2010 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link

I enjoyed this one, much more than the last two-parter.

Don Homer (kingfish), Sunday, 6 June 2010 07:57 (thirteen years ago) link

we are not!

I say we are, both of them fantasise about the kids they'll have together and (actual timelines be damned) she inspires him to paint sunflowers which is series of 9 or 10 paintings and, to the casual observer, is what he's most famous for.

Plus it's Richard fucking Curtis we're talking about here. To pick Notting Hill as a typical example, bookseller bumps into Hollywood star who it turns out is his one true love because a year later for not much of an apparent reason she gives it all up to live with him and get pregnant.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 6 June 2010 10:00 (thirteen years ago) link

I gotta side with C# there, the whole "let's marry and have a dozen kids!" really seemed more light and flirty than serious

Nhex, Sunday, 6 June 2010 10:06 (thirteen years ago) link

also, she isn't the only one who inspires him to paint sunflowers - they're also on the coffin of the peasant girl killed by the blind raging chickenbear (which fit q well with his 'they're alive and dead at the same time' problem with the flower).

gin bunny (c sharp major), Sunday, 6 June 2010 10:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Thought the dozen kids line was the PG rated version of 'would shag your brains out'.

baby you can drive my kaur (suzy), Sunday, 6 June 2010 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link

> Plus, how do you get a giant invisible alium corpse out of a church through a small door

the same way it got in?

koogs, Sunday, 6 June 2010 10:41 (thirteen years ago) link

What, you encourage the corpse to walk back out again? That's some trick.

Thought the dozen kids line was the PG rated version of 'would shag your brains out'.

That might be OK were this not a show that only a couple of years ago had people being given blow jobs by paving slabs, and currently being run by the guy who invented an "I'll fuck anything with a pulse" guy from the future who once hid a giant gun up his arse (or urethra was a possibility, I suppose). Rusty (and Moffatt) have made this show overtly sexual, so no reason to be coy about it now.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 6 June 2010 10:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, why wasn't Bill Nighy in the end credits, yet some very minor extras were? Odd.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 6 June 2010 10:54 (thirteen years ago) link

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i totally forgot about the ending to that episode! srsly though, the van gogh thing was just being cute

Nhex, Sunday, 6 June 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

"Who's Rory?" ;_;

Didn't know Van Gogh was Scottish.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 6 June 2010 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link

the gun up Jack's arse was tiny.

no Nighy in the credits IS odd.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 6 June 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link

also Script editor Emma Freud. cosy.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 6 June 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link

YOU GUYS, THE TARDIS WAS ON FIRE!

The Bill Nighy bit when they took Vincent back to the museum in 2010 = sniffle, oops, I have something in my eye. And, yes, Amy much better this week.

ailsa, Sunday, 6 June 2010 12:27 (thirteen years ago) link

(except for "For Amy" bleurgh yuk pass the sickbag etc)

ailsa, Sunday, 6 June 2010 12:34 (thirteen years ago) link

> What, you encourage the corpse to walk back out again? That's some trick.

no, but if it got in then there's a door big enough to get it out again, not just the small door you mentioned.

besides, if an invisible alien can exist then an invisible alien lifting device can. if the tardis can tow the earth then a lickle invisible monster should be a doddle.

> YOU GUYS, THE TARDIS WAS ON FIRE!

that was just the fly posters burning off

koogs, Sunday, 6 June 2010 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish they'd done more with the monster, it was a good idea that they killed off too early and seemed to be in there just because you have to have a monster. The last 15mins or so was ridiculously cloying and mawkish and using Doves or whoever in the museum was utterly terrible.

I also have some issues with playing with actual history (and getting it wrong) in this way when it's a kids' show. At least the Dickens and Shakespeare episodes didn't toy with key moments of their lives.

People need to stop letting Richard Curtis write things. The 'oh I met Picasso' stuff got so irritating.

Dare I say it that the premise of next week's episode looks pretty good despite Corden?

Matt DC, Sunday, 6 June 2010 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

this was a lot better than the Shakespeare one still

shame on the Doctor for casually tearing off the fly posters. classic artwork right there!

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 6 June 2010 13:33 (thirteen years ago) link

the 'if you have been affected by the issues raised in this program' bit was odd. invisible monsters? time travel? your tardis on fire? those issues?

koogs, Sunday, 6 June 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked the monster more thinking of it as the man with mental illness battling invisible demons only he can see.

Bet Curtis was well pleased with himself after dreaming up that one.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 6 June 2010 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Depression, koogs.

ailsa, Sunday, 6 June 2010 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link

the 'if you have been affected by the issues raised in this program' bit was odd

presumably the suicide and mental illness aspects. i guess they handled these quite well tho, for a family show.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 6 June 2010 13:44 (thirteen years ago) link

alium was unecessary, coldplay-alikes were even worse than Gold, Amy thinking time would have been rewritten drastically (even more than the plot did, ho ho) was crap. but I pretty much enjoyed it!

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Sunday, 6 June 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Alium was OK (though lol yes chickenbear), except how many more lost-soul-last-of-their-kind-left-behind aliums can we get?

ailsa, Sunday, 6 June 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

i prefer it to invading hordes. the alien chicken was hardly un-necessary considering it was the whole reason they were there. one wonders tho why the Doctor (or anyone else) was not aware of it before assuming the original version of the painting featured the monster - thought there was going to be some alt-dimension time-rewritten reasoning behind that before they went and changed the past/future themselves (never good - half expected the monster to fade out from the painting BTTF style).

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 6 June 2010 15:10 (thirteen years ago) link

We're getting a lot more nods to previous doctors (the rear-view-mirror alium-recognising device throwing out pics of previous reincarnations), presume this is a Moffat history-acknowledgement thing rather than Rusty thinking Who began and would end with him?

ailsa, Sunday, 6 June 2010 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

was hardly un-necessary considering it was the whole reason they were there.

nonsense, if Amy was such a big van Gogh fan they could have bloody set the TARDIS to go visit him in the first place instead of just going to a bloody museum from her own time

one wonders tho why the Doctor (or anyone else) was not aware of it before assuming the original version of the painting featured the monster

yes exactly

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Sunday, 6 June 2010 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link

nonsense, if Amy was such a big van Gogh fan they could have bloody set the TARDIS to go visit him in the first place instead of just going to a bloody museum from her own time

yeah they could've just gone and visited him randomly and we could've had a whole episode without any monster at all perhaps

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 6 June 2010 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

otm

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Sunday, 6 June 2010 15:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Amy thinking time would have been rewritten drastically

Was expecting a bit more time being rewritten drastically myself, actually. Thought they would take him up the stairs and find no Van Gogh room any more or something. Also was thinking that if Amy did get her extra 200 paintings they would all be sad-eyed dog hotel art or something.

Alien was a bit rubbish and unnecessary (though I liked the idea of an invisible monster and was glad that the gadget to see it was so unwieldy and not just the Dr upgrading the screwdriver or wearing a silly hat and being able to see him perfectly), not even sure why a man with a time machine thinks noticing an alien in a century-old painting is OH NO NEWSFLASH TALK FASTER WE MUST RUN, but overall I didn't mind the episode. Possibly because "Richard Curtis writes historical-figure episode" are such uninspiring words that I was expecting it to be the worst thing ever.

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 6 June 2010 16:58 (thirteen years ago) link

you want a Who story without an enemy then xp

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 6 June 2010 17:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah without an alien it would have just been them dicking round with Van Gogh, and considering the bit after the alien died was by far the worst bit of the episode it would have been terrible. The problem was that an alien no one can see is a decent idea and they could have made more of the tension and destruction and they didn't.

Matt DC, Sunday, 6 June 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

LOTS of ginger dialogue in this ep, I expect more complaints are on their way to the BBC following the "Ultimate Ginge" final line if nothing else.

Slumpman, Sunday, 6 June 2010 19:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Southern Lord have a lot of the hipper, heavier groups. Hydra Head and Translation Loss have a lot of the high-level post-metal type groups. Prosthetic has a lot of cool stuff, but they might be a little more brutal than you're looking for.
--X-Wing fighter in hand, "Godzilla" cranked on the stereo (J3ff T.)
LOTS of ginger dialogue in this ep, I expect more complaints are on their way to the BBC following the "Ultimate Ginge" final line if nothing else.
--Slumpman

Rusty fans think this is the best thing EVARR because it's an OBVIOUS reference to Donna and how GRATE she is btw. They also think Chickenbear is a reference to Tennant's haircut and how GRATE it is fwiw.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 6 June 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

They also think Chickenbear is a reference to Tennant's haircut and how GRATE it is fwiw.

hang on WHAT?

ailsa, Sunday, 6 June 2010 19:46 (thirteen years ago) link

I just think it's incredibly lazy writing on Curtis' part. What would the "world's greatest ever painter" and his biggest admirer who is also a time traveller have a conversation about if they ever had the chance to meet? Well, you know they both have the same colour hair so that, probably.

Slumpman, Sunday, 6 June 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

/They also think Chickenbear is a reference to Tennant's haircut and how GRATE it is fwiw./

hang on WHAT?
--ailsa

See? Now you know why I read Doctor Who Forums so you don't have to.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 6 June 2010 20:22 (thirteen years ago) link

btw my post a couple of hours ago might be considered a Zing Touch error.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 6 June 2010 21:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Also liked how the alien was a really small focus in the episode - mostly it was about Van Gogh and Amy.

Ditto. Must be turning into soppy old git, but was genuinely moved by Van Gogh in the gallery bit.

Also rather liked the glib explaining-away of his Scottish accent, in that to him Amy must have been talking in a Dutch accent.

And yes, liked the ungainly, 1950s-style device he needed to use to see the alien.

I mean, I know it makes sense that a high-tech far-future time travelling alien would have some handy thing like the sonic screwdriver, but it's a boring and portable solve-everything. They need to blow it up again, as with the 5th Doctor, and have him rely more on his brain or on something less obviously useful--like a heavy, ungainly thing with a wing mirror.

OK, saw this episode, which is the first Doctor Who I've watched since, ooh, Queen Victoria was in it.

Amy and Who is very John Steed and Emma Peel, I reckons. Karen Gillan does seem to have watched lots of Avenger episodes as 'source material', particularly.

Mark G, Sunday, 6 June 2010 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

you want a Who story without an enemy then xp

― mdskltr, (7 hours ago)

Sherlockian deductive abilities to the fore, there

Rly rly sick of historicals that turn out to be about aliens instead of historicals, especially when they have real people in them who might have been quite interesting to make up a story about [...]
― Señor Communications Adviser, (5 days ago)

Or what Dan said, that'd be more than fine too.

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

More with the yay- than nay-sayers on this one, though the latter have some valid points. Curtis gave the Doc some good lines, and I admit I got a little teary at Vincent in the gallery.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, and I have an odd hunch that next week's might turn out to be surprisingly good.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 7 June 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the use of the screwdriver as a tricorder, which they seem to be doing a lot this year.

Appreciated the deliberate comedy bits of contrasting how gingerly the Doctor who treat each painting when Van Gogh himself would casually toss them around.

Also, one thing that i have noticed since really getting into the show is an appreciation of a sense of economy. All you need is just to shoot Matt Smith running around some cobblestone streets or in a cathedral to tell an interesting story.

Plus, the idea that Van Gogh wasn't completely mad, that he was dismayed at monsters that were actually there, is a good one. Didn't like the sense of "oh god we're going into music video mode" at the end, but whaddaya gunna do. The scene of the three of them lying in a field was excellent, if nothing else for the thematic joining of up of two people who had greatly different ideas of what the Universe actually was and how they saw it than most people, and both guys' perceptions greatly differed from each other.

Don Homer (kingfish), Monday, 7 June 2010 02:15 (thirteen years ago) link

The Doctor and Nighy complimenting each other's bow-ties was cute.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 7 June 2010 03:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the use of the screwdriver as a tricorder, which they seem to be doing a lot this year.

haaaaaate this

nb loved when he pulled a great big slingshot out of his inside pocket in Hungry Earth, great for the absurdity AND him having SOMETHING ELSE useful in his jacket instead of tricordering it with A SCREWDRIVER

rather loved the "only going to use this to screw in screws" in Vincent along these lines

Señor Communications Adviser (sic), Monday, 7 June 2010 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i didn't really notice the music video mode at the end, but my sister HATED it. she pointed out that most (all?) of the time they've used contemporary songs in the past (Toxic, Voodoo Child, Mr. Blue Sky) it's because someone is actually playing the song in the episode.

AGGGGGROOOOOO CRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (reddening), Monday, 7 June 2010 04:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah the sonic screwdriver has mostly been a bit rubbish and inadequate this series, which I quite like.

Matt DC, Monday, 7 June 2010 08:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I really didn't feel the ending of this. A) wasn't it kind of out of character for the doctor? How would he know it wouldn't change (art) history)? II) it just seemed like a klutzy saccharine attempt to sweeten what was and is a real and heartbreaking tragedy; and 3) gah, the music, come back Murray Gold all is forgiven (not really).

sent from my neural lace (ledge), Monday, 7 June 2010 09:29 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't even really notice the music at the end because I was all swept up in the "aww, this isn't changing anything but it's lovely for Vincent to know he's not all underappreciated".

And, yes, I think next week will be good, the <SPOILER FOR ANYONE WHO DIDN'T WATCH THE TRAILER> "I'm your new lodger" <END SPOIILER> line sets up some Being Human type japes, and I'm fine with Corden being in it as an actor because he's not writing "I am Smithy, I am grate and funny" lines for himself or anything (see also every pre-Runaway Bride defence of Catherine Tate ever).

ailsa, Monday, 7 June 2010 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, every episode has seen them fixing the problem that brought them to time X, but also creating another problem (crack/anomalous painting dedication/Rory etc) so I really don't see what the objections are to something that's clearly a THING this series.

baby you can drive my kaur (suzy), Monday, 7 June 2010 09:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Appreciated the deliberate comedy bits of contrasting how gingerly the Doctor who treat each painting when Van Gogh himself would casually toss them around.

It was a highly ginger episode. I haven't seen too much of this series but haven't much enjoyed what I have seen. Thought this particular episode was mince, though the guy playing Vince was obv. born for the role! Yes, Amy is very cute and all that but she is just too annoying, her voice is even beginning to annoy me.

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Monday, 7 June 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

... objected to the idea of Vincent Van Gogh being described as the greatest artist who ever lived, for starters!

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Monday, 7 June 2010 11:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Thinking back on that episode it really did feel like Curtis's sole frame of reference was a handful of Rusty-era episodes on DVD. This series has been mercifully short on slush so far so hopefully this is just an aberration.

Still have total faith that the Moffatt-penned finale will be awesome.

Matt DC, Monday, 7 June 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh right, this was written by Richard Curtis, no wonder it blew

Wenlock & Mandelson (Tom D.), Monday, 7 June 2010 11:19 (thirteen years ago) link

That explains Bill Nighy then.

Mark G, Monday, 7 June 2010 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Sherlockian deductive abilities to the fore, there

see if you can guess what my deductive abilities are telling me now

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 7 June 2010 11:22 (thirteen years ago) link

that you've been persuaded that a quiet classic-style historical would be a lovely change of pace?

Thinking back on that episode it really did feel like Curtis's sole frame of reference was a handful of Rusty-era episodes on DVD.

Was this a leftover from RTD-era, rewritten to squeeze in Moffarc continuity? Does feel a bit like it, though way way more relaxed than any Rusty 45 minutes. (It was nice having the rub alium resolved in half an hour and knowing the rest would be a gentler epilogue.)

Curtis commissioned and produced Moffat's first Who telly though, Curse Of Fatal Death.

on some kinda serial killer ish (sic), Monday, 7 June 2010 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link

It started out ok - there were some cute lines and decent ideas - but it was just so schmaltzy. As soon as that foul Athlete song came on the episode was sunk beyond redemption. I thought bringing Vincent forward in time was really corny, and while the Starry Night bit could have been sweet, so much slush had been piled on I was completely put off. Nighy's speech about the greatness of Van Gogh sounded like something out of a exhibition catalogue or even a documentary - it didn't sound like real dialogue. It felt patronising, as if the viewer had to be told how great the art was and we weren't allowed to make our own mind up. Kids can tell Van Gogh is wonderful. Rubbish CGI turkey monster. And Tony Curran was ridiculously hammy. I quite liked his hamminess at times, but it felt incongruous, especially next to Matt Smith's nicely understated performance.
I dunno what it is with Richard Curtis. Co-writes a classic sitcom then completely turns to shit. Did the Devil rescind Curtis and Elton's crossroads pact?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Monday, 7 June 2010 12:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Debate: Does Dr Who needs a 'no peril at all' episode?

Jarlrmai, Monday, 7 June 2010 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

The Timelord Buds Of May

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 7 June 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Another reason for my disappointment was how poorly it compared to all the art shenanigans in City of Death...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Monday, 7 June 2010 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Debate: Does Dr Who needs a 'no peril at all' episode?

― Jarlrmai, Monday, 7 June 2010 13:57 (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

The Timelord Buds Of May

― mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 7 June 2010 14:02 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark

last of the summer time

joe, Monday, 7 June 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Last of the Summer Timey Wimey, surely.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 7 June 2010 13:17 (thirteen years ago) link

(Two) Heartbeat

ailsa, Monday, 7 June 2010 13:17 (thirteen years ago) link

December to May

this skit is ba-na-nas (onimo), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:18 (thirteen years ago) link

The Vicar of Wibbley.

ailsa, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Gallifrey and Juno

Mark G, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

George and Mild Dread

ailsa, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

"Venice in Mild Peril" coming soon.

Mark G, Monday, 7 June 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Two Hearts In The Grave

baby you can drive my kaur (suzy), Monday, 7 June 2010 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Only Fools And Tardises

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 7 June 2010 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/torchwood/torchwood_new_series/ just thought I'd drop this here.

baby you can drive my kaur (suzy), Monday, 7 June 2010 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

i know things about this :)

ampersand (remy bean), Monday, 7 June 2010 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

So it is for real, then? I assumed Torchwood was dead in the water.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 7 June 2010 18:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Late to this one, enjoyed it, also nearly blubbed near the end (soft touch for that sort of thing though). Liked the whole 'is this how time goes?' and Dr's impatience bit - suggests he's actually not much of an artist himself, the painstaking element of him is missing. Parallel between chicken and VG bound things together a bit (definitely supposed to look like a chicken - the attack with all the chickens in VG's yard. All felt quite well proportioned, nicely done. Thought it was a quite good take on artistic vision actually - doctor saying he could never see things as amazing as VG was quite nice. 'Best artist of ALL TIME' thing grated slightly, but 'Most popular great artist' later on, felt more otm.

No way would they get rid of Torchwood, handy franchise innit.

GamalielRatsey, Monday, 7 June 2010 20:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish it had been about Pirosmani instead

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 7 June 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Best artist of ALL TIME' thing grated slightly,

Yeah. I'm no art historian, but doesn't Picasso have considerably more claim to the title?

rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 7 June 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Wasn't the rationale that van Gogh was an artist EVERYONE would have heard of? Picasso may be more famous but I don't see a particular story come to mind, plus dude was a major bastard to women so... meh.

baby you can drive my kaur (suzy), Monday, 7 June 2010 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, Van Gogh is a way more obvious guy to do a story about... Was just annoyed by all the hyperbole.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 7 June 2010 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know if it's me just being drunk but the incoherence of the show's position w/r/t messing about with time is ... confusing. Sometimes it's ok to change things, sometimes it's not, sometimes there are butterfly-effect-type repercussions, sometimes it doesn't make any difference ... while they were treating Van Gogh to a nice visit to the museum I was thinking 'well that's all very nice and a kind thing to do, but aren't you risking changing all sorts of events down the road?' And of course it turns out to be not a big deal. I know that incoherence is kind of baked into the show, and maybe I'm just being King Nerd but I'm getting brain whiplash. I know that it's Who and that I really should just relax, but man.

Really enjoyed the ep despite the monster being completely pointless and the music video stuff. The art direction was ace and I loved the guy who played Van Gogh, thought he was fantastic. I love the Doctor treating Amy to all sorts of things to make her feel better about a tragedy she has no idea happened.

Brakhage, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Wellp, we all learned a little about Van Gogh haven't we kids?

Mark G, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know if it's me just being drunk but the incoherence of the show's position w/r/t messing about with time is ... confusing.

afacr the entire business was explained this season as 'the doctor can physically feel it when something in time isn't right' - i.e. if it's going to make a difference to the 'correct' flow of time he'd be able to tell (which is a slight alteration on the RTD era's 'some things in time are fixed').

gin bunny (c sharp major), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link

They definitely mentioned fixed points in time somewhere in this series, maybe in WW2? But given that they have already destroyed the Daleks and Timelords throughout time and space, and Tom Baker put the development of the Daleks back several hundred/thousand years way before that, they've always been able to rewrite time.

Essentially the fixed points = actual real-world history that can't be changed - ie no "why don't they go back and assassinate Hitler?"

Matt DC, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 09:48 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ this RTD quote re: Torchwood S4:

It's not going to be 'Lost' and take 20 years to find out what's going on. It's going to have a most remarkable conclusion after 10 episodes.

like i'm as pissed off about Lost as anybody, but let's not throw stones when we live in a house made out of the worst finales ever.

AGGGGGROOOOOO CRAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG (reddening), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 10:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the last series of Torchwood, the week-long one, was up there with the very very best of nu-Who and possibly better than it.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link

like i'm as pissed off about Lost as anybody, but let's not throw stones when we live in a house made out of the worst finales ever.

The thing about the Lost finale is that I kept thinking about how it was as mawkish and cheesy as RTD's last DW finale.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 10:54 (thirteen years ago) link

RTD would've had Mr Friendly dressed as an uber-camp angel tho

Children Of Earth was pretty great altho most of the supporting one-off characters were quite crap (not Capaldi obv)

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 11:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Children Of Earth was great because it felt more like OLD Who than nu-Who! It was no Blink or Fireplace, but 100-1,000,000x better than anything else Rusty wrote for Who. Except maybe Rose.

on some kinda serial killer ish (sic), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 13:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Did you not like Midnite, Kit?

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 13:49 (thirteen years ago) link

it was easily the second best thing Rusty wrote for the show, but suffered awfully from his usual lack of actually thinking through his scenarios. the character stakes were really unearned, and the peril fell apart internally several times, IIRC starting from him wanting us to be unsettled by them first spotting something black and shadowing leaping about in the distance, and then expecting us to be freaked out by something invisible attacking them.

haven't ever rewatched it though, so I may not rc.

on some kinda serial killer ish (sic), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 14:40 (thirteen years ago) link

i too loved the guy who played Van Gogh
this ep was really not very well written though
v excited abt new torchwood omg

planes/octaves/dimensions of existence (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, if the Van Gogh actor hadn't been as good as he was you'd really see the seams in this one. Never seen Torchwood but given all the love here for it I'll check into it.

Brakhage, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, if the Van Gogh actor hadn't been as good as he was you'd really see the seams in this one. Never seen Torchwood but given all the love here for it I'll check into it.
--Brakhage

Torchwood S2 is the one to watch. S1 is quite patchy, and you need to know a lot of the background for Children of Earth to have the impact it deserves.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

S1 is mostly very bad. The first episode and maybe the last couple of episodes are worth watching.

ô_o (Nicole), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 19:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I am bizarrely fond of Countrycide from S1, and the PJ Hammond episode isn't awful either (which from memory has some important Jack arc stuff in it).

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 19:39 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked Random Shoes and Out of Time from the first series. Everything from They Keep Killing Suzie onwards is worth a watch, really.

ailsa, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 19:45 (thirteen years ago) link

^sounds about right. There are a few decent episodes in the first series - it was just barely enough to keep me hooked enough to do S2, which felt a lot better as a whole. "Countrycide" made me want to throw a shoe at someone, though.

Nhex, Tuesday, 8 June 2010 20:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Cyberwoman in S1 was so bad that my entire cru stopped watching Torchwood for ever (except that I got fr33 pr3v!ew DVDs of CoE [six months after it came out in the shops])

on some kinda serial killer ish (sic), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought Children of Earth was risky and interesting and i mostly enjoyed it, but there were some noticeable writing/structural issues. i don't know, i say "structural issues" but i guess i really mean "why does Torchwood have to be so ridiculously stupid and unprepared in order to move the plot along?"

see also "Countrycide," where an immortal man and a mortal woman are walking into a potential gunfight, and the mortal woman is sent in first just so she can got shot and have sexual tension with her doctor.

i’m sorry i made fun of your filigreed dividing partition (reddening), Tuesday, 8 June 2010 23:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, Cyberwoman was where I was going to chuck it. I'm glad I didn't - S2 was really good, especially when SPOILERS Owen turned into an emo zombie END SPOILERS

ailsa, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 09:52 (thirteen years ago) link

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4011/4686557958_02edbfd27d_b.jpg

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

hahahaha WHUT?

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link

the japes we get up to in this house let me tell you

mdskltr (blueski), Wednesday, 9 June 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

That's awesome!!

Inside doctor looks like he's doing Amy Pond-dancing or kung fu moves.
Outside doctor looks v sad

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 9 June 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

He's on the outside looking in. :(

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 10 June 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Hmm.

Why was a regular spaceship causing time dilation?
Where did The Doctor's earpiece come from?
Why did it look pre-credits like it was all an accident, then look like it was planned, then like it was an accident again?
Why was there a single storey building at the end of a terrace (a hint about how they're going to explain Amy's childhood home having one more floor inside than outside)?
Also lol football and James Corden just before England's first game of the World Cup, which the BBC didn't get, which is followed by a James Corden show. Coincidence, much?

On the plus side, loved the giant Pertwee gadget.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Saturday, 12 June 2010 18:34 (thirteen years ago) link

> Why was a regular spaceship causing time dilation?

It was a proto-TARDIS, was it not? Bigger on the inside, similar console layout? Maybe Ace was experimenting…

carson dial, Saturday, 12 June 2010 18:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I quite liked that even though I'm not entirely sure why the power of WUV was enough to shortcircuit the whatever-it-was.

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 12 June 2010 18:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Huey Lewis had it all figured out.

ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, 12 June 2010 19:31 (thirteen years ago) link

That was pretty good! The Doctor's air-kissing was hilarious.

Was there something significant abt that weird portrait in the hall?

VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 12 June 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Wasn't it Charlie Caroli?

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Saturday, 12 June 2010 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

It looked like a Nick Cave /William Shakespeare mashup

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 13 June 2010 00:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Xpost: otm Aldo! I think you're right.

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 13 June 2010 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Loved it! Wanted to know more about the proto-TARDIS, though: whose was it?

"Ah, Mr Jourgenson, will you hold, please? I need to eat a biscuit."

The headbutt mindmeld was hysterical

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:08 (thirteen years ago) link

they really have put more references to previous doctors in this series than the entire rest of the run since 2005, love it though!

Nhex, Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Definitely a good thing

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah i wanna say w/all the hilarious parts (headbutt mindmeld, air kissing, eating a biscuit, being completely oblivious to awkward social interactions, it's modern art society is terrible) this was yet another fantastic non-plot focusing showcase for Smith as the Doctor, i'm pretty much sold on this guy as being his own great incarnation at this point

Nhex, Sunday, 13 June 2010 03:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Otm. This was the ep where it really hit me how well Smith inhabits this Doctor.

Oh and can I go a little silly over Doctor in a towel? Cor blimey.

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 13 June 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Tumblr is your friend.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 13 June 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 13 June 2010 04:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, Matt Smith is killing as the Doctor, he just needs a new companion.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 13 June 2010 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link

The Doctor needs to shower?

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l3xwamBynt1qa10u7o1_500.png

Clearly, the SAD is shaped to resemble the crack.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 13 June 2010 07:03 (thirteen years ago) link

No, it's the other way up.

This was fucking ace, maybe even slightly better than The Eleventh Hour. Two milliseconds of awful Rustyisms (power of wuv, obv, & it's not enough for the building to explode and kill some people - no the entire SOLAR SYSTEM must be in peril... for two seconds of cheap drama. but even the power of wuv was actually set up to make story sense!), loved everything else.

Hope they explain why the ship was all TARDISy later, and Smith is in my top three Doctors of all time. Loved his sting before the credits here, as in Amy's Choice.

BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Sunday, 13 June 2010 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, what did he say pre-credits after the bit about this not being some moon? "I think I see a..." mumble mumble Britishes speak up pls.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 13 June 2010 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

when we saw the crack at the end it glowed, does that mean it's going to erase the happy couple like rory? embarrassingly i'm invested enough in their relationship to be concerned.

i’m sorry i made fun of your filigreed dividing partition (reddening), Sunday, 13 June 2010 07:17 (thirteen years ago) link

the crack always glows

BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Sunday, 13 June 2010 08:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, but now it's started to open up because Amy has seen the ring.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 13 June 2010 08:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Liked this a lot: 'is he a dealer?'

Next week fun times:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi9CBxPj_-U

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 13 June 2010 08:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, and now we know the fanwanky tossed in reference to an old alium that's there just for the spotters - Drahvins mentined in the Next Time clip.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 13 June 2010 09:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Strangely enough I was fine with Corden but couldn't get over Daisy Haggard as every time I saw her was reminded of The Persuasionists.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 June 2010 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I really liked Daisy Haggard (and think it would be hilarious to get her to darken her hair to play a satirical Sam Cameron).

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 13 June 2010 10:07 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly who the hell was building a TARDIS, and how and why? the Doctor didn't seem too bothered about these questions at the end (as with the silence in Venice or indeed the TARDIS fragment).

Sontaran ship in the next week trailer? hmm

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 13 June 2010 10:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked how the Doctor was all weird and alien in this one.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 13 June 2010 10:35 (thirteen years ago) link

when he pulled the shower curtain back with wet hair he never looked more like chris morris.

i just had a dream about a 12th Doctor - looked a lot like the guy in Star Stories who isn't Kevin Bishop. the man in the picture kept popping up too, except each time with bushier eyebrows than before.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 13 June 2010 10:36 (thirteen years ago) link

the man in the picture kept popping up too, except each time with bushier eyebrows than before.

You got a season arc right there.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 13 June 2010 10:40 (thirteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/U12BG.png

James Mitchell, Sunday, 13 June 2010 10:53 (thirteen years ago) link

the last three have been, tho enjoyable, quite frustrating. so glad Moffat's back next week.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 13 June 2010 10:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, what did he say pre-credits after the bit about this not being some moon? "I think I see a..." mumble mumble Britishes speak up pls.

"Ryman's". It's a chain of stationery shops you get across England.

stet, Sunday, 13 June 2010 11:01 (thirteen years ago) link

the man in the picture kept popping up too, except each time with bushier eyebrows than before.

are you referring to the super weird painting in the hallway behind craig and whatever-her-name-was?

ampersand (remy bean), Sunday, 13 June 2010 13:02 (thirteen years ago) link

yes

nick cave meets max wall (max wall? cracks-in-wall?)

http://img229.imageshack.us/img229/3999/thelodgerface.png

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 13 June 2010 13:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I really enjoyed that one - genuine lols throughout, Matt Smith was terrific and Corden is more bearable when he's not doing his lairy lad schtick. Even more so when he's been repeatedly headbutted.

Doctor playing football was fun and will really annoy the ming-mongs probably more than any of the kissing.

I bet the fake Tardis comes back at some point. Next week's looks fantastic in an overblown fantasy epic way.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Sunday, 13 June 2010 13:49 (thirteen years ago) link

You know it looked like a Jagaroth spaceship to me, and the time loop stuff was extremely like what happened to Dr. Kerensky's chicken.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 13 June 2010 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh seriously fuck the heterosexual agenda

gin bunny (c sharp major), Sunday, 13 June 2010 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

there's no hetero agenda, just no alternative agenda

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 13 June 2010 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

As a football-indifferent nerd I was pleased enough with "football, that's the one with the sticks, right?" etc not to mind the Dr as greatest footballer who ever lived section, though if it had lasted any longer I might have started to roll my eyes

(end mingmong communiqué)

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 13 June 2010 15:00 (thirteen years ago) link

the Doctor being good at football didn't really work for me but maybe good that the 'dorky science guy is crap at sports' cliche tho. he should've made up a footballer name for himself, or even just said John Smith.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 13 June 2010 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Doctor playing football was fucking rubbish. Amy's entire input to the show was rubbish too. And not knowing how an actual screwdriver worked.
Lack of social awareness/awkwardness was good.
I mostly think Smith is a very good actor carrying a poorly written series.

Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Sunday, 13 June 2010 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Who ever heard of 8 a side Sunday league played with 5 a side goals?

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 13 June 2010 16:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Never mind drahvins, Gareth finally got to sneak in a canon reference to his pet Chelonians

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 13 June 2010 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, noticed that too.

If the finale turns out to be ripped off from Alien Bodies, which superficially it is by about 80% thus far from what we know about the main (non-Amy/River) plot, Lawrence Miles will spontaneously explode.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 13 June 2010 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

did the Doctor mention a 'localised' time loop? does that mean the whole planet (if not solar system) was skipping now and then or just the Colchester region?

crackpot theory is that inside the Pandorica is the Anti-Doctor ie evil twin, as it seems that it is not actually empty or necessarily awaiting an inhabitant. can't just be a classic enemy, River or whatever.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 13 June 2010 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Okay. I really didn't like this episode.

Oddly enough the one thing I did like was James Cordon. (I don't mind him when he's acting, I suppose, only when he's doing his LARGER THAN LIFE BIG PERSONALITY shctick)

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Sunday, 13 June 2010 18:32 (thirteen years ago) link

There was a postcard for the Vincent Van Gogh exhibition on the fridge (Corden made the point he'd never been to Paris), but it had vanished towards the end after the perception filter had been lifted. Not quite sure what it means.

Why doesn't the doctor know how humans interact, having spent quality time with the Tyler clan, Mickey, Donna, Wilf, Martha + family, Sarah-Jane + family etc etc etc?

I reckon what's inside the Pandorica is related somehow to previous incarnations, reffing them's been definitely a thing this series.

ailsa, Sunday, 13 June 2010 18:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe yr woman packed the Van Gogh flier to show to the monkeys.

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 13 June 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe the postcard belonged to the ex-flatmate?

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 13 June 2010 18:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe the writers have been watching too much LOST and feel they should be dropping inter episode references wherever possible.

Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Sunday, 13 June 2010 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

This had the stench of Fear Her about it. It didn't quite reach the level of the Doctor carrying the Olympic torch, though it threatened to come close with the bit of football in World Cup week business. But it turned out to be just a really shit scene.

So tremendously unfunny throughout too.

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Sunday, 13 June 2010 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

so was this the episode that was hastily knocked out to replace Gaiman's postponed one? does seem like it (i thought this was Nye's but that seemed better thought out on the whole).

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 13 June 2010 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Why doesn't the doctor know how humans interact, having spent quality time with the Tyler clan, Mickey, Donna, Wilf, Martha + family, Sarah-Jane + family etc etc etc?

Why was Colin Baker a snotty prick when Peter Davison had been so warm and friendly?

BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah yeah, OK, but this one's hung around with Amy + Rory and various other humans, so all this air-kissy nonsense was just shit.

ailsa, Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Someone's posted the original Lodger comic from Doctor Who mag, which I hadn't seen before. Comic Ten gives me the heebie-jeebies tbh.

i’m sorry i made fun of your filigreed dividing partition (reddening), Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Do Whovians always miss the forest for the trees?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 13 June 2010 23:53 (thirteen years ago) link

He's only hung about with them in environments engineered by him, where he's in control. And he had no intention of visiting imaginary-future-Amy-and-Rory in Amy's Choice and wasn't comfortable dealing with their ordinary hu-man lives. And he's been thrust into this situation, so feels especially uncertain. But mainly, Smith looked lol doing it so I will defend it all day.

BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Monday, 14 June 2010 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

wish that Lodger comic had been posted as a .cbr

BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Monday, 14 June 2010 00:50 (thirteen years ago) link

wish that Lodger comic had been posted as a .cbr

You can just download and zip them all, then change the .zip extension to .cbr.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 14 June 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, I intend to. It would have been easier to do two clicks to download & two clicks to open, than to do eighteen clicks to open all the pages and make sure the links work, another eighteen to save the files, two to open the folder, ten to highlight all the files, two to launch WinRAR, ten to type The_Lodger, nine to rename it to .cbr, and then two to open it.

BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Monday, 14 June 2010 01:43 (thirteen years ago) link

The_Lodger.cbr

BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Monday, 14 June 2010 01:54 (thirteen years ago) link

You know the more I remind myself about Alien Bodies, and what Lawrence did with Sam, I'm amazed he hasn't exploded already.

Alien Bodies: Lots of the most worstest baddies of all time gather in a remote city to attend an auction for the deadliest weapon ever made. The Doctor and Sam come along and it turns out that the weapon is a future Doctor's dead body in a big box. Also features a cameo from a not particularly dangerous and fairly obscure b&w era alium.

Sam: Turns out there were two Sams split in time, one who travelled with the Doctor and one who didn't (they get referred to as 'Blonde Sam' and 'Dark Sam'). When they discover a crack in time which is a leftover of the events of the McGann TV Movie, Sam falls into it and the only way she can be restored is to find Dark Sam and for her to cast herself into it. It turns out Blonde Sam never existed until Dark Sam fell into the rift, when she touched the Doctor's hand and his biodata created Blonde Sam in the past.

What price the Faction Paradox turning up then, eh?

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Monday, 14 June 2010 07:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought this was a priceless bit of knockabout children's telly, and would have liked it even more if it had all been told from Corden's character's point of view with no Amy and no TARDIS. Headbutting mindmeld, wearing tweedy jacket over football kit, air kissing, not-so-subtly getting wuvbirds together, putting clients on hold while eating a biscuit, all V. FUNNY. The Doctor had a real Cat in the Hat quality about him this week, as if he was going to ruin James Corden's life, but then actually improved it.

I would have liked it more if Corden's desire to turn into his own sofa had turned out to be some product of the ship upstairs, and that when it disappeared he would suddenly feel like going to Paris. Although I suppose that did kind of happen, since he did say he could now see the point of Paris if Daisy Haggard was there.

Still do not see Matt Smith as attractive, but maybe I would have been besotted with him if I was twelve.

trishyb, Monday, 14 June 2010 08:46 (thirteen years ago) link

> There was a postcard for the Vincent Van Gogh exhibition on the fridge (Corden made the point he'd never been to Paris)

i have one in my flat for the exhibition in london that finished recently. picked it up from one of those racks in a pub (after it had closed)

http://www.royalacademy.org.uk/exhibitions/vangogh/?type=past

koogs, Monday, 14 June 2010 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah yeah, OK, but this one's hung around with Amy + Rory and various other humans, so all this air-kissy nonsense was just shit.

It was funny! Jesus this endless nitpicking about things of no consequence really must suck all the fun out of this show for some of you.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2010 09:04 (thirteen years ago) link

funny but inconsistent behaviour from the Doctor really. he's more absent-minded and clumsy now tho, which is fine.

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2010 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Enjoyed this episode. Thankfully not much Amy in it. James Corden should stick to acting.

I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Monday, 14 June 2010 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link

real Cat in the Hat quality about him this week,

ha, yes

BIG SAUS aka the porkbanger (sic), Monday, 14 June 2010 11:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the contrast between the two companion-light episodes. In Midnight is basically a story about how the Doctor is strange and people are scared of him and this season it becomes the Doctor is strange but people are amused by him and end up adoring him.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 14 June 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Creepy picture in the hall resolved, it's Music Hall legend Dan Leno.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Monday, 14 June 2010 12:58 (thirteen years ago) link

It was funny! Jesus this endless nitpicking about things of no consequence really must suck all the fun out of this show for some of you.

I thought the Dr being eccentric and socially clueless was a) fun! and b) perfectly reasonable since even when he is hanging around humans he generally seems too busy thinking "hmm, timey-wimey" to pay much attention to their trivial chit-chat.

But I've also been quite entertained this past day or two wondering what the cat was actually sitting on if there weren't any stairs and why it kept trotting in and out of "upstairs". Not so much nitpicking as something you can build into a little bonus mystery of no consequence (probably) to this or future plots = no fun removed for ming-mongs who find being anal more fun than fun things. It's a bad habit, I know, but there it is.

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 14 June 2010 13:18 (thirteen years ago) link

the stairs were actually there, as part of the ship sitting on the flat. perception filter (man how many times has that term been used this series?) just disguised them.

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2010 13:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought the Dr being eccentric and socially clueless was a) fun! and b) perfectly reasonable since even when he is hanging around humans he generally seems too busy thinking "hmm, timey-wimey" to pay much attention to their trivial chit-chat

Also he is always completely honest about being a Timelord, you don't see him pretending to be a human very often. Tennant's Doctor could have pulled it off, mind, Madame Du Pompidour and all that.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Monday, 14 June 2010 13:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Surely the second use of a perception filter isn't accidental? The painting in the hall - there's talk of this 'goblin' inside the Pandorica. So my guess is the painting is of this mystery villain. It's his ship, he's been trying to build a time machine, it's caused the crack etc...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Monday, 14 June 2010 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

not just goblin, also reference to a Trickster and other things - just guesswork by the Doctor (much as I would love the Trickster to pop up).

can't see how the picture can tie in with anything but it was such a weird and wonderful thing to just drop in, i hope it does.

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2010 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

There were a lot of nice little visual nods that can people have formed elaborate theories from - the Van Gogh card, the monster glove in Colin's desk drawer - but they're just a bit of fun. The goblin/trickster character could be an evil version of the doctor. The picture has been described as a composite Doctor, although I'm not sure how significant it all is. Maybe it was just to add to the sense of unease, that in the hallway something's not quite right. It was flagged up a few times though...
I don't think all the loose ends and mysteries will be tied up in the season finale - that's not Moffat's style, considering the introduction of River Song in Silence In The Library. I hope the finale isn't the last we see of River Song either, as she has all the makings of a great recurring character.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Monday, 14 June 2010 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Definitely, but they have to use her fast if they keep pulling the card where she's getting younger with every appearance. Such a thing could grow tiresome quickly, unless they change the actress (which would deflate the effect) as well as losing one of her centrally appealing characteristics, that she is as mysterious as the Doctor. I think at best they should bring her back for a last time when 11 changes to 12, and their adventures together are left to the imagination... that is, if they don't just erase her existence in this finale...

Nhex, Monday, 14 June 2010 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link

It doesn't suck the fun out of it, it's little unexplained things that I like to think have explanations somewhere that I might be missing. That's part of the fun, for me at any rate.

ailsa, Monday, 14 June 2010 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

http://i45.tinypic.com/ju8exj.gif

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 14 June 2010 20:30 (thirteen years ago) link

The weird wall picture looks like an illustration from this book:

http://department.monm.edu/english/printing-press/scary_stories1.jpg

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Monday, 14 June 2010 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

also reminded me of Richard E (Schalka-Doctor) Grant

mdskltr (blueski), Monday, 14 June 2010 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought it looked like a bit of a doctor composite, and the silhoutte in the spaceship looked awfully like pertwee.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 14 June 2010 21:22 (thirteen years ago) link

its bug eyed earl!

http://campus.fortunecity.com/einstein/404/rm_an1-1.gif

cajunsunday, Monday, 14 June 2010 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

"I didn't enjoy the environment and the culture that we, the cast and crew, had to work in.

I think he means Cardiff.

Beware, I Hongro! (onimo), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:14 (thirteen years ago) link

Fair dos

I am utterly and abjectly pissed off with this little lot (Tom D.), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

RTD insisted on giving him a big sloppy kiss after every take

mdskltr (blueski), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

his clothes were added in post-production

rugged and unrelenting (even brutal) (HI DERE), Tuesday, 15 June 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link

ha!

Attention please, a child has been lost in the tunnel of goats. (James Morrison), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

his ears were added in post-production

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 16 June 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l43a0r1DJ21qa10u7o1_400.jpg

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 17 June 2010 12:50 (thirteen years ago) link

it looks a bit like The Cube in the Transformers movie

mdskltr (blueski), Thursday, 17 June 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

There was a postcard for the Vincent Van Gogh exhibition on the fridge (Corden made the point he'd never been to Paris),

Can't believe I didn't realise earlier that postcards are often sent by someone else.

Yeah, i know they are, but it was just that I noticed it, it was odd that they specifically referenced Paris and that the postcard was so noticeable. Like someone said up there, it's probably just a LOST style in joke on the part of the writers. Nothing to see here, move on now.

ailsa, Friday, 18 June 2010 07:08 (thirteen years ago) link

just watched it, fave episode of the series so far.

sent from my neural lace (ledge), Friday, 18 June 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I really dug it aside from the mortal threat to Amy which is responded to by the Dr's dithering around playing football rather than walking up a flight of stairs. That made absolutely no sense to me. I loved how they dodged the usual shlub-boyfriend's-girl-falls-for-obviously-superior-Doctor storyline. I agree that Smith has come into his own with this one (though it may be a function of just getting used to him since the filming order of eps isn't the running order).

Brakhage, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Really looking forward to seeing how they pay off all this 'big season arc' stuff

Brakhage, Friday, 18 June 2010 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

ehhh. less so. liked this ep cos it was small, arcless.

sent from my neural lace (ledge), Friday, 18 June 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Why is this season shorter than the past 4 have been?

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Friday, 18 June 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

it is? looks like 13 episodes like the rest

Nhex, Friday, 18 June 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

It does seem shorter. Timey wimey!

ailsa, Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:15 (thirteen years ago) link

It feels shorter because it Amy hasn't grown as a character.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 19 June 2010 07:19 (thirteen years ago) link

That was all a bit WOAH. If they just cancel next week's ep and then it never comes back, that'd be pretty fantastic in a way.

JimD, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought I was pretty good, but was too desperate to get to the end because that was the exciting bit.

Think it's pointing towards the big bad for Christmas, or the next series, that's been rumoured for a while (and I don't think is a very good idea). The voice in the TARDIS definitely (I think) seals it.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone got screen caps of the massed baddie alliance yet? Are there any fun old-who cameos in there?

JimD, Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:08 (thirteen years ago) link

A big bag of WTF. just the ticket for the last series cliffhanger I spose. Still... WTF?

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Supposed to be Drahvins in the shot, but I couldn't see them. Everything else was NuWho, including the Weevils out of Torchwood.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:24 (thirteen years ago) link

loved it obv but a bit confused by what they've plucked out of Amy's memories and what's real e.g. how did the Doctor know about a thing called the Pandorica ("that's just a fairytale") if it's builders took the name from Amy's memory and it didn't exist for a purpose prior to containing the Doctor? same thing as with the Toclafane i guess.

"Silence will fall" voice a bit like Davros but no cigar.

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 19 June 2010 19:25 (thirteen years ago) link

It feels shorter because it Amy hasn't grown as a character.

With the exception of Donna, that's pretty much what happens every season. Unless you count Rose turning into a stage five clinger.

ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, 19 June 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

oh man, they BROUGHT it! finally, they construct a series finale through the series arc that actually really worked... so psyched for next week!

Nhex, Saturday, 19 June 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

^this

I'd kind of guessed what the pandorica was for but thought it would contain some future doctor. Really psyched to see who the the mastermind behind this, I'm hoping its someone we haven't conceived of yet, would be bummed if it was davros (or the master for that matter); it should be a new villain or a classic who villain unused in the new series. I do feel though, that because none of "the Lodger" has come up yet it has something to do with the shadowy figure in the mystery ship upstairs; that would point towards a CGI Hartnell, certainly looked like that silhouette, or maybe that composite doctor from the picture up thread.

I'm also loving how River Song and the Doctor's timeline do not run parallel, indeed are running in reverse. Could River Song be the reflection of the Doctor, travelling the other way through the universe?

Super excited for next week.

One significant disappointment, the cliff from the dawn of time did not have "We apologise for the inconvenience".

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 19 June 2010 22:53 (thirteen years ago) link

'One significant disappointment, the cliff from the dawn of time did not have "We apologise for the inconvenience".'

Was a clear nod to/rip off of Adams tho.

Jarlrmai, Saturday, 19 June 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Great stuff! Felt very classic-serial hero-in-peril, and I like the story, it pulled in a lot from prev episodes. A week feels like a long wait!

Also wondering if River is the doctor that destroys the world? Like the alliance only knows this Doctor, not River yet...some kind of wrongful imprisonment timey wimey thing? Idk the mechanics of how that works...it sounded good when I thought of it.

Disembodied cyberman head was great, very Evil Dead.

VegemiteGrrrl, Saturday, 19 June 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/hZoZ2.jpg

James Mitchell, Saturday, 19 June 2010 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

All very good, but I think my favourite part was the big fat blue man at the start making jokes about wanking references.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 19 June 2010 23:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Wondering if Amy was an Auton, was Rory an Auton, even in Leadworth?

Haven't closed the loop on the clerics yet either, were any of the romans clerics?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 19 June 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

River was terrific in this episode, I have really started loving her character.

ô_o (Nicole), Saturday, 19 June 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

holy shit! how to wait for next week?

Loved the Doctor as ringmaster in the middle of Stonehenge, broadcasting to all the baddies, leading to the unexpected pay-off of 'let somebody else try first', rather than 'Go home!'

Wondering if Amy was an Auton, was Rory an Auton, even in Leadworth?

Rory was real until he died, all the Romans were built from Amy's house's-psychic-residue-memories so one got some Rory muddled up in there. He didn't fall into the crack and pop out later in time (though this WOULD have been good [but also worth avoiding so it's not doing the same long-long-build story arc as Grant Morrison's various Batman titles]), so there's no reason to close the circle with the clerics - Amy only knew them for a few hours, and has only been in her house for a few minutes since meeting them.

dyaon't (sic), Sunday, 20 June 2010 05:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Ow. My brane hurts...

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 20 June 2010 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

also! there was a photo of Amy & Rory in fancy-dress outfits together, her in policewoman kiss-o-gram stylee, him in a centurion helmet et al. hence the Nestene getting confused and rebuilding him as a centurion, rather than leaving him out of the whole scenario as not fitting.

he shouldn't remember himself dying though, unless future-Amy goes back to the house to litter some of that psychic residue there. maybe the photo was printed on psychic paper, hence also not being now just a photo of Amy and some leaves.

or! they deliberately Bill-&-Ted* the photo there later, once Amy comes back to life, with a new photo taken of her and her spunky Auton boyfriend.

*or newsagent-window

dyaon't (sic), Sunday, 20 June 2010 07:21 (thirteen years ago) link

more on Amy's house: the Doctor says "I took you away because your house was weird and had too many rooms - do you ever wonder why your life doesn't make sense?": perhaps setup for more 'the whole WORLD is but a dream in the rippling Mind Of Pond' action next week, but also maybe her house IS the TARDIS, rebuilding itself with a chameleon circuit working but damaged in other ways. notice the blue front door and frame - which were bashed in and broken this week, perhaps a resonance with the damage to the TARDIS door as foreshown in the fragment which the Doctor removed from the crack?

this would obviously clash with the top floor from The Lodger being the TARDIS trying to escape backwards through time and rebuild itself, if they go with that. Lodger should have been a 70s period piece!

dyaon't (sic), Sunday, 20 June 2010 07:32 (thirteen years ago) link

so there's no reason to close the circle with the clerics - Amy only knew them for a few hours, and has only been in her house for a few minutes since meeting them.

and of course by the time she was in the house she did not remember them because they had never existed

dyaon't (sic), Sunday, 20 June 2010 07:42 (thirteen years ago) link

GOLDWATCH: liked the synthy bass pulse during climactic Rory/Amy scene, instead of portentous strings and punding drums. couldn't even make out Amy's line at cliff-face on three rewinds because of being drowned out by typical screaming orchestra

dyaon't (sic), Sunday, 20 June 2010 07:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Sometimes impossible things happen and we call them plotholes

Not the real Village People, Sunday, 20 June 2010 07:53 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm assuming the daleks brought everybody there with their now-perfected time travel technology, and have invented and perfected parallel universe travel (as the cyberman says something about "all universes being destroyed", which seems a bit specific to be done for no reason, therefore must point to them being Cybus Men from the Age of Steel) and the Autons were build before they time travelled (the time period not being notable for the amount of plastic there to animate). Some other stuff though:

How was a cyberbody walking about? Cybermen aren't robots.
When did the Autons perfect replication? Even in Rose when they made Auton Mickey he looked like he was an action figure. And how were they not aware of what they were? They're only plastic animated by a single consciousness, so they consciousness always knows what it's doing.
Having Christopher Ryan playing the Sontaran could have been a good joke about how they all look the same because they're grown in vats, but the credits reveal it's the same character. So of all the Sontarans you could have picked, you choose a specific one WHO HASN'T MET THE DOCTOR? Unless, of course, he gets pucked out of the Sontaran Battle Cruiser AT SOME POINT during The Sontaran Strategem/The Poison Sky?
River ends up in prison in the same timeframe (32nd Century? 33rd?) as after the Earth people have been let off by space whale then? So that must be where he leaves her at the end of their NEXT adventure together then, if their timeframes are in direct opposition, but also means her being in prison isn't that likely: Liz X is so in awe of The Doctor all she has to do is appeal to The Queen and say it was all because The Doctor said it had to happen and she'd get let off. Also means The Doctor isn't "the man" that she kills, because Liz X would be unlikely to forget the face of the woman she put in jail for killing The Doctor... Also some of the dialogue in this years' Weeping Angels one mean this is her last story with Matt Smith?
Time Vortex Manipulators aren't particularly reliable, are they (see Rusty eps passim)? So going to the dawn of time then back to Stonehenge is a bit too risky, no?

I'm not sure this ep was consistent with all the Merlin stuff in Battlefield, especially if it's going all Cartmel Masterplan on us.

Did anybody else notice when River flew the TARDIS it made the sounds backwards? Wonder what that's supposed to represent, or is it just another joke about her being able to fly it properly?

Dear BBC, if you're going to let Karen do interviews then don't let her ruin the dramatic tension in an episode by talking about rehearsals for the next series kthxbi.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 20 June 2010 08:04 (thirteen years ago) link

(as the cyberman says something about "all universes being destroyed", which seems a bit specific to be done for no reason

this covers for the fact that ALL nu-Who Cybermen are from a parallel universe, and created by NotDavros in a factory instead of evolving from bionic folks upgrading their eyes and hands and whatnot.

How was a cyberbody walking about? Cybermen aren't robots.

Covered in dialogue - it's run out of organic bits and it trying to get some more. Presumably just out of instinct rather than bcz it needs any - nu-Cybermen are just useless bloody robots with human branes in 'em, without the branes actually doing anything.

When did the Autons perfect replication?

in the fyoooooochur, from when the Alliance was formed

Even in Rose when they made Auton Mickey he looked like he was an action figure. And how were they not aware of what they were? They're only plastic animated by a single consciousness, so they consciousness always knows what it's doing.

Covered in dialogue - "perfect deep cover". Also, fyooochur!

Having Christopher Ryan playing the Sontaran could have been a good joke about how they all look the same because they're grown in vats, but the credits reveal it's the same character. So of all the Sontarans you could have picked, you choose a specific one WHO HASN'T MET THE DOCTOR? Unless, of course, he gets pucked out of the Sontaran Battle Cruiser AT SOME POINT during The Sontaran Strategem/The Poison Sky?

If he was plucked, and told of the plan, it gives him motivation to lead the Sontaran forces while he can!

I'm not sure this ep was consistent with all the Merlin stuff in Battlefield, especially if it's going all Cartmel Masterplan on us.

lol consistency with old series!

dyaon't (sic), Sunday, 20 June 2010 09:13 (thirteen years ago) link

That Cyberman stuff then isn't consistent with Army of Ghosts/Doomsday or The Next Doctor.

I can handle fyoochur explanation for why the Nestene has actually got good at what it always tried to do, but not as a throwaway to explain a complete change for how a shared consciousness might work.

Sontarans don't need motivation, and actually don't give a fuck about The Doctor - the only thing that matters is the war with the Rutans.

As I said during the Rusty era, consistency with the old series MUST be a thing though otherwise all the 'for the fans' references are pointless.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 20 June 2010 09:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Dear BBC, if you're going to let Karen do interviews then don't let her ruin the dramatic tension in an episode by talking about rehearsals for the next series kthxbi.

Ah c'mon, you a) don't need to read it, and b) don't need to repost it here. You're saying it's a spoiler you wish you hadn't read but you're still sharing it with us? ffs.

I know it was unlikely anyway but I was holding out hope for her actually being properly not-coming-back dead. Bah.

JimD, Sunday, 20 June 2010 09:37 (thirteen years ago) link

No, I'm saying the BBC shouldn't have someone doing official BBC interviews that was publicised at length (including on the BBC news website) if you're going to do what you did in an episode.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 20 June 2010 09:44 (thirteen years ago) link

fwiw I've been steering clear of spoilers myself for weeks now, this is just general public can't avoid it stuff.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 20 June 2010 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd managed to avoid it :-/

ailsa, Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link

ugh why did you post that i didn't know about that. damn.

Nhex, Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:05 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it's quite possible that this iteration of Amy, the one the Doctor travelled with because her life didn't make sense, is actually dead. And any future Amy we might see is the woman Amelia was meant to grow up into before the cracks/their creator/the Doctor/the Alliance/whoever started messing with her timeline.

Groke, Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Lots of talk this series about how easily time can be rewritten, so yeah, maybe.

8 (88), Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:32 (thirteen years ago) link

I keep going back to the bit that looked like Modern Amy lying about the whereabouts of Amelia Pond - where she said the Doctor was six months too late - and I think it might not be such a big fat lie.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link

man i hope i don't have to remember stuff that happened longer than a week ago to appreciate the finale.

sent from my neural lace (ledge), Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, I avoid spoilers v v easily too

That Cyberman stuff then isn't consistent with Army of Ghosts/Doomsday or The Next Doctor.

how so? fucked if I remember anything about where they came from in Next Doctor, but they definitely all came in from the parallel universe in Army Of Ghosts. I figured they'd gotten scattered through time in the Dalek fight.

they should totally run into some original-universe Cybermen and have a fite. then defeat their doppelgangers by offering them some Cadbury Old Gold, the weakness had gotten about that lame by the last old-series episode.

dyaon't (sic), Sunday, 20 June 2010 10:43 (thirteen years ago) link

OK, so one totally brilliant reference I caught: pastiche of 'stairway to heaven' music from A Matter of Life and Death in the Roman camp scenes.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 20 June 2010 11:55 (thirteen years ago) link

By next week, aldo will have found a way to blame the BP oil crisis on Karen Gillan.

ô_o (Nicole), Sunday, 20 June 2010 12:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Jesus, yeah, pls don't complain about spoilers by spreading the pain. Bah.

stet, Sunday, 20 June 2010 13:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I AM NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT SPOILERS, I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT BAD JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS AT THE BEEB. Delete what you like upthread. I am also assuming this means none of you ever watch the 'Next time' section in multi-part episodes (which always undoes the cliffhanger) or will be watching the trailers for The Big Bang on Monday and Tuesday in case it resolves something ahead of the episode. And I don't think I've ever said anything bad about Karen Gillan, although I'll happily put my hand up to Amy-hate.

OK, I PROMISE ON THE THREAD TO ONLY DISCUSS THINGS WHICH HAPPEN ON SCREEN DURING THE EPISODES THEMSELVES.

Cyber-inconsistencies: in The Next Doctor, the Cyber Shades are a result of trying to make Cybermen out of something other than humans, which establishes using human bits is vitally important to Cybermen and they aren't just robots who think they need bits. Army of Ghosts establishes they actually need lots of bits - the heart stops beating when the one who thought she was getting married that they catch midway through conversion dies, and not just the head.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 20 June 2010 13:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone have an idea about the Greek letters under HELLO SWEETIE? They are:

Theta, Sigma - Phi - Gamma, Upsilon, Delta and Tau.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 20 June 2010 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

..and for some reason the Tardis did not 'translate' them.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 20 June 2010 13:38 (thirteen years ago) link

They were the coordinates the doc followed to get to the Roman camp, I think.

JimD, Sunday, 20 June 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Not so sure: apparently someone has called the Doctor by the name Theta Sigma in some past thingy.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 20 June 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link

"Theta Sigma" is an old nickname of the Doctor's from his college days! (This is old-series stuff - the person who called him it is, I believe, the one time lord I have NEVER seen anyone suggest River Song might be.)

Groke, Sunday, 20 June 2010 13:43 (thirteen years ago) link

KER-CHING. Which one is that?

Also: A Matter of Life and Death is an illusion with real-life consequences, prompted by David Niven's post-traumatic brain farts and a denoument where he's having neurosurgery because the brain farts are a portent of something worse. That music is just a monster massive tipoff for me because I was obsessed with that film, age 12.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 20 June 2010 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Drax - the chance of this character ever appearing in the new series seem to me beyond minimal, he was a tool. So I think theta sigma is just an easter egg for old school and Greek-literate fans.

Groke, Sunday, 20 June 2010 13:51 (thirteen years ago) link

I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT BAD JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS AT THE BEEB.
Eh? You complained that they ruined the tension by having her talk about next season (ruining it for all of us, too). How is that different from a spoiler?

stet, Sunday, 20 June 2010 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link

No, I'm complaining that they allowed it to happen in a BBC interview and publicised it further on the BBC. That's what I'm saying is the wrong bit. That THEY should know better.

I also refuse to believe any of you GENUINELY thought that was the end for her. I will buy a pint for anyone that GENUINELY didn't expect it to be reversed at some point next week.

Anyway, since I am now copping it from the top of the shop I will not post in this thread any further. Have fun.

BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Sunday, 20 June 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

BOOOOOOOOO.

FWIW if certain info appears on Wiki or on a broadcaster's website, it's pretty much impossible to cocoon ILX from comments relating to that.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 20 June 2010 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link

how long would an exploding sun take to effect the earth given that the light from it takes 8 minutes to get here?

(am just thinking about the last episode being 50 minutes of black screen that was suggested upthread)

koogs, Sunday, 20 June 2010 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Due to the cracks proliferating through time and dramatic convenience all the other stars exploded at just the right time in history so that moffat could get a good shot of them going out.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 20 June 2010 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Do people really count whether or not the companion is returning next series as a potential spoiler?

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 20 June 2010 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

It kind of is when she's just been killed. Not that I thought for a second she wouldn't be back.

I like that they brought Rory back like everyone expected only for him to not be Rory.

slow motion hair ruffle (onimo), Sunday, 20 June 2010 16:28 (thirteen years ago) link

BBC have publicised Amy's return next series quite openly so doesn't count as a spoiler imo

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 20 June 2010 16:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Definitely is, I tend to avoid Dr Who related ephemera on bbc websites etc. (actually I tend to avoid anything that comes under the heading of entertainment "news" anyway, life is too short). I genuinely didn't know and didn't want to know till aldo blurted it out.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 20 June 2010 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link

You guys are way too harsh on Aldo. Noone could possibly believe she wasn't coming back next season. It's been well publicised she's in the next series.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 20 June 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Some of us are in foreign lands and don't have tv and don't see the "next time on". I don't really care in this case but I really enjoy not knowing anything about what I'm watching (ha) and no, maybe I didn't ever believe she'd not be back but I liked entertaining the possibility for a bit!

Not the real Village People, Sunday, 20 June 2010 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

'next week' stuff does get mentioned on these threads fairly often tho, plus posting future episode titles and basic summaries etc.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 20 June 2010 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Do people really count whether or not the companion is returning next series as a potential spoiler?
Thing is, Aldo obv did, as he was complaining about the BBC doing it. If he thinks it's bad form, then it's bad form to do it here as well, surely?

(Also: aldo, if you're still here, it's not like I'm always talking ex cathedra or something. It's just personal (but not personal, like!)).

stet, Sunday, 20 June 2010 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link

SNAPE KILLS AMY

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 20 June 2010 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I haven't watched this week's ep yet but am in a neighbourhood cafe to watch brazil-cotedivoire game and am maybe too thrilled that one of the wifi networks that comes up is called Bad Wolf :) (it is locked, of course!)

you can't just buy a bathysphere (rrrobyn), Sunday, 20 June 2010 18:24 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean apart from anything else, spoilers aren't democratic. It doesn't matter how many people think something wasn't a spoiler, if one person does then the rest are wrong.

(also, heh, this is from two years ago - POLL: What constitues a "spoiler"? JimD and aldo disagree. Take sides here! )

JimD, Sunday, 20 June 2010 18:47 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah but if only one person thinks its a spoiler then they should not read about the show on the internet

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 20 June 2010 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link

By next week, aldo will have found a way to blame the BP oil crisis on Karen Gillan.

Think that one was actually Steven Gerrard and Jamie Carragher.

Stevie T, Sunday, 20 June 2010 19:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Honestly, I had no idea about this, and I do avoid Doctor Who story/casting news as much as possible. Considering the last two seasons I had no reason to expect it. I really don't think it's too much to assume that people like to talk about a show as it airs, but not necessarily stay in touch with behind-the-scenes developments, spoilers, casting news, and so on. Just because I like a TV show and I am on the internet doesn't mean I'm going to look for everything. But yeah I don't think Aldo was intentionally trying to ruin our fun, just being a little absent-minded; lesson learned.

Nhex, Sunday, 20 June 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I like that they brought Rory back like everyone expected only for him to not be Rory.

I thought that was clever as well. Nice bit of twisting the knife to have Amy remember him just in time for it to turn out that it's not even him, oh, and he's going to try to kill her against his own will. Lovely.

Also Alex Kingston rules the school.

trishyb, Sunday, 20 June 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm wondering if she might be Moffat's spinoff. Would watch River Song's Torchwood.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 20 June 2010 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link

picked up elsewhere but neat tip-off re Rory's Autonage: watch that scene where The Doctor pokes Rory in the chest. He sways back and forward, but makes a very plastic-sounding noise as her sways.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 20 June 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

This Alex Kingston rules the school.

but not this Would watch River Song's Torchwood.

would rather they kept River's story deliberately vague, then you can imagine all the Han-Solo type shit she gets up to.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Sunday, 20 June 2010 21:09 (thirteen years ago) link

^ cheers for Blossom theme tune in my head

Return of Rory was great. When he appeared, the group I was watching with were all so "OMG YAY RORY!!!" that we had to rewind to actually see what he said - the twist that he wasn't even Rory was ace. Otherwise I have little speculation because I'm accepting that I'm only half-way through a two part story, and not at the end of an arc that's just coming together.

(many xposts, JimD, I tried to find that thread earlier...)
And, yeah, <3 Alex Kingston.

ailsa, Sunday, 20 June 2010 21:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Regarding the Sontaran, apparently the chap played by Chris Ryan in this episode was called STARK, while he was STAAL last time round, so he looks the same because he's a clone, not because he's the same guy.

Even setting aside the lol mingmong anatomy of a Cyberman nonsense upthread the idea of one being killed by a Roman sword seemed kind of odd except of course IT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER. Unless you're the sort of person who watches this solely to pick holes in it, and in fairness there seem to be a lot of them.

I watched this twice, once last night after getting back drunk (where it seemed overwhelming and overcrowded and sort of incomprehensible) and once just now (when it was fantastic). Just so much better than any Rusty final-story cliffhanger since the first series. It was totally obvious from the start that the Doctor was going to end up imprisoned inside the Pandorica, but that didn't stop the end being great.

The "only the Doctor can pilot the Tardis" seemed like a big, big hint being dropped given that River had been flying the thing a scene earlier. My prediction = River is imprisoned because she's killed a future Doctor, her dicking around in time is what's causing the cracks. Because, y'know, the Doctor's quite important with that whole repeatedly saving the universe thing. The aliens are all wrong.

Not sure where Amy fits in at all. Still think it's possible that's, in some way, the real Rory. Given he has all his old memories and everything. Maybe the Pandorica opens several thousand years in the future - ie on Amy's wedding day?

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Sunday, 20 June 2010 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

But yeah, this is EXACTLY what I wanted from a Moffatt finale, total sense of mystery keeping you hanging on rather than more THE END OF TIME ITSELF bollocks.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Sunday, 20 June 2010 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

And the big baddie really can't be Davros, as he WANTED to destroy all of time and space.

Add some (more) vowels to this and you have my guess: OMG.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 20 June 2010 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

The big baddie - i.e. the silence will fall dude - has surely been playing the Alliance? Waits till the Doctor is out of the TARDIS (and in the clutches of the Alliance) before taking control of it and sending it to the explosion site.

(Though I'm not sure why he/it sends River to Amy's House first for her to uncover the plot. Great scene though.)

I'm starting to think Aldo's suggestion upthread - that we're not actually going to get a big bad reveal next week, it'll be held over to season 6 - isn't a bad one: a bit of longer-term planning wouldn't hurt the series at all.

Groke, Sunday, 20 June 2010 23:58 (thirteen years ago) link

That was kind of batshit, huh? Not sure it all made sense, but it certainly was enjoyable.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Monday, 21 June 2010 00:00 (thirteen years ago) link

would rather they kept River's story deliberately vague, then you can imagine all the Han-Solo type shit she gets up to.

I agree. Jack stopped being an interesting character once he ended up on Torchwood and we learned his boring emo backstory.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 21 June 2010 00:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Speaking of Jack, kind of lol'ed when Blue Jabba said that he lifted the time vortex off a handsome time traveler. (I've never seen Torchwood, so don't know if Jack's been keeping it Luke Skywalkery.)

picked up elsewhere but neat tip-off re Rory's Autonage: watch that scene where The Doctor pokes Rory in the chest. He sways back and forward, but makes a very plastic-sounding noise as her sways.

Plastic, or leather?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 21 June 2010 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know, this episode didn't really quite make it for me -- maybe because the Doctor seemed a step behind everything else in the story?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 21 June 2010 01:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Would be v. pleased if there was no reveal of the chief baddie and he was the arch nemesis next season.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 21 June 2010 01:38 (thirteen years ago) link

^ yes yes yes

I AM NOT COMPLAINING ABOUT SPOILERS, I AM COMPLAINING ABOUT BAD JOURNALISTIC STANDARDS AT THE BEEB. Delete what you like upthread. I am also assuming this means none of you ever watch the 'Next time' section in multi-part episodes

Yeah, I don’t.

(which always undoes the cliffhanger) or will be watching the trailers for The Big Bang on Monday and Tuesday in case it resolves something ahead of the episode.

WTF is The Big Bang? A British chat show? As it is already Monday afternoon, I'm v unlikely to fly to the UK in time to catch a 30-second promo for something on telly tomorrow, yeah.

(Ta for Next Doctor recap. It definitely makes no sense in terms of continuity with what’s actually been shown onscreen though, lol rtd)

FWIW if certain info appears on Wiki or on a broadcaster's website, it's pretty much impossible to cocoon ILX from comments relating to that.

Bullshit.

I like that they brought Rory back like everyone expected only for him to not be Rory.

Yes!

Plastic, or leather?

could be the hollowish breastplate being tapped? though that's plastic pretending to be metal, fair enough

dyaon't (sic), Monday, 21 June 2010 02:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I absolutely loved that episode, but I do kind of wonder why, having got the Doctor into a metal cube, they can't just pinch off the air hose and let him suffocate in there, or set the Pandorica to liquify or whatever. Maybe they will in the next episode.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 21 June 2010 05:04 (thirteen years ago) link

WTF is The Big Bang? A British chat show?

***********BIG HUGE FUCKING SPOILER ALERT**************

It's a kind of sausage


***********END OF BIG HUGE FUCKING SPOILER ALERT**************

slow motion hair ruffle (onimo), Monday, 21 June 2010 10:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Why didn't the code tag keep those multiple carriage returns in?

slow motion hair ruffle (onimo), Monday, 21 June 2010 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i believe that's deliberate, to stop people making threads unreadable with lots of whitespace.

we could do with a spoiler tag though that renders things in white on white, or something.

koogs, Monday, 21 June 2010 10:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Spoiler removed anyway just in case.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Monday, 21 June 2010 10:20 (thirteen years ago) link

It wasn't really a big huge spoiler tbh.

slow motion hair ruffle (onimo), Monday, 21 June 2010 10:24 (thirteen years ago) link

re why not just kill him - I'd speculate because a) they assume he'd regenerate and b) they don't know exactly what his link to the TARDIS is: maybe killing him will make it self-destruct? Their knowledge of the TARDIS isn't perfect: they think only the Doctor can fly it, after all.

Groke, Monday, 21 June 2010 11:23 (thirteen years ago) link

How did the Tardis go from 0 to about-to-destroy-the-universe without him noticing?

stet, Monday, 21 June 2010 12:06 (thirteen years ago) link

This Doctor doesn't notice anything until it's very very nearly too late - it's sort of his thing.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Monday, 21 June 2010 12:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know, this episode didn't really quite make it for me -- maybe because the Doctor seemed a step behind everything else in the story?

See, that's why I liked it. Him not really knowing what was going on made it feel like there was more at stake. I really liked the ending to this one, the villains throwing the Doctor into the Pandorica reminded me a little bit of the ending to the Wicker Man (the good one, not the one with Nic Cage punching out women and being molested by bees).

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 21 June 2010 12:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Just watching The Beast Below again. Liz X is a fantastic character! I would like to see more stories with her in please.

Can't remember if anyone brought up the Cities in Flight similarities first time round.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 23:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Also I think the sinister fella with the glasses is The Demon Headmaster.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 22 June 2010 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Weird. I just got finished watching the very same and the Guy Explaining It All To The Voters in the voting booth is a total cipher for David Kelly. I love Sophie Okenedo, she's a friend of an ex of mine and as we got hammered at a party one night a few years ago, she regaled me with stories of being a teenage Royal Court participant (and a few others) while effortlessly taking the piss out of my ex. So, clearly rocks on the screen and off.

Also, yes: Demon Headmaster guy was in this.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 00:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Definitely rocks on screen. I don't think she's ever been sexier than in this.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Just sayin', if any of you have the chance to go out on the lash with her, do it. WKIW again.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Wednesday, 23 June 2010 00:15 (thirteen years ago) link

o shit I missed the first 20 minutes. Guess I should just wait for iplayer and ignore this thread.

NYC Goatse.cx and Flowers (Merdeyeux), Saturday, 26 June 2010 17:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice. Though I want to stick a tuning fork up Murray Gold's arse.

ailsa, Saturday, 26 June 2010 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Was a bit Doctor Who's Excellent Adventure, but lolz galore and nicely tied up some stuff.

ailsa, Saturday, 26 June 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

cant wait for xmas

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Saturday, 26 June 2010 18:05 (thirteen years ago) link

so FUN!

(the only thing that threw me was assuming that taking river out of the exploding tardis would have an effect on its explosion, given that in the previous episode he'd been all 'ah but the tardis shuts down with no-one in it!' but... apparently not. mind you, it was exploding.)

popol vuvuzela (c sharp major), Saturday, 26 June 2010 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link

It did accelerate once she was out.

Gee, Officer (Gukbe), Saturday, 26 June 2010 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link

idk if i liked this...enough :/

too many paradoxy solutions to stuff no? was hoping moffat would do something cleverer than have the doctor tell rory to release him from the pandorica having been released from the pandorica by rory in order to do so. and amy remembering the doctor allowing him to come back into existence? er, isn't that quite weak? still quite confused by it all tho so may be missing something.

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, the Amy remembers and thereby solves everything line was a bit pat. Though maybe next series will explain more why she is, as the Doctor keeps saying, "special" and we might get to the bottom of it. Thought the first half was very good - a funny and clever set of self-resolving logic puzzles, kind of mirroring the Pandorica itself. Inevitably, there are the silly holes - like if all the exhibits in the museum were disappearing, why not the museum itself? If everything in the sky had disappeared, why not the moon? How come the Tardis exploding happened to do so in exact synchronisation with what would have been the times for daylight on earth? Had the earth started orbiting round the Tardis? Eh? Etc etc. But it was great teatime telly.

ithappens, Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, Pandorica opened by Rory with sonic screwdriver - what about the zillion levels of encryption hoo-haa they were on about last week?

ailsa, Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Can the doctor starve to death? Does he keep regenerating then starving again?

Blueski otm about how the whole escape got started, too.

stet, Saturday, 26 June 2010 19:56 (thirteen years ago) link

genuine q: why didn't his regen process start after Dalek extermination?

less genuine q: why was Rory still wearing Centurion clothes during WW2? and able to drag something the size of the Pandorica by hand?

mdskltr (blueski), Saturday, 26 June 2010 20:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Possible answers:

Dalek weapon wasn't powered up fully, so the Doctor wasn't fatally injured, just heavily wounded.

No idea about the clothes, but could he be stronger as an Auton?

carson dial, Saturday, 26 June 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Loved this, and really liked Karen Gillan.

I took the stasis thing to mean that the occupant of the Pandorica would be frozen in that second for all time, and that the Doctor was just knocked out.

Scottish media in-joke: did Mr Pond not look like a Jaspan doppelganger?

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Saturday, 26 June 2010 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

what about the zillion levels of encryption hoo-haa they were on about last week?

Only from the inside, I thought. It's designed to keep things IN.

Really entertaining crazy-bonkers ending to a crazy-bonkers series. Apart from Doomsday, I haven't enjoyed a neWho finale until now. I mean, this was OTT but it was also watchable.

So all the "silence will fall" stuff is being held over for the next series... ?!

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Saturday, 26 June 2010 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Facebook correspondent friend (who is an award-winning SF writer/Idler editor) performing at Glastonbury Free Unversity has just reported meeting Matt Smith there, says his tent was bigger on the inside.

Weirdest thing: the update was timed the SECOND the episode finished. LOL.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Saturday, 26 June 2010 21:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Scottish media in-joke: did Mr Pond not look like a Jaspan doppelganger?
hahahahahah, yes!

stet, Saturday, 26 June 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Loved this! Wld buy fez + mop Doctor action figure.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Saturday, 26 June 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I also liked Rory a lot more after this episode.

breaking that little dog's heart chakra (Abbott), Saturday, 26 June 2010 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

LOL Stet, was waiting (unsuccessfully, obv) for one of you and Grimly to bring that observation!

This is the part of the thread where I can exclusively reveal that on interviewing Machine Florence a week or so ago, she told me she'd met Karen Gillan at a red carpet event (GINGER SUMMIT) and having gotten hooked on Doctor Who via watching with little brother, confessed same. Her imitation of Karen's reaction was priceless. Perfect Scottish accent saying 'yuh watch Doctorrr Whuh?'

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Saturday, 26 June 2010 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

This was the best episode with a dalek in since Dalek btw (as The Pandorica Opens was the best cyberman featuring episode since... whenever the last good cyberman ep was)

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Saturday, 26 June 2010 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link

oh i love doctor who sooooo much <3 <3 <3

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 27 June 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Just watched it after spending the day at a wedding in the most Leadworth-y village I have ever seen in real life. (I made a point of checking the duckpond. Ducks present.) I thought it was bloody marvellous. Loved the shifts in tone, loved the stone dalek (and the whole vanishing monster armies thing), loved the shrinking universe feel (very Final Crisis #7, for comics ppl), thought the Doctor's speech to sleeping Li'l Amy was perfect, AUGUSTUS POND!!!, loved what they seem to be setting up for River, loved the lack of a big bad, and a married couple aboard the TARDIS too!

Groke, Sunday, 27 June 2010 00:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Honeymoon night on the tardis even

stet, Sunday, 27 June 2010 01:08 (thirteen years ago) link

It was amazing. Fucking amazing, and I wasn't even particularly convinced by The Panorica Opens. It would take a hell of a lot of unpicking for me to determine if it all made any kind of sense, but the fact that a hyper-popular family show is willing to try something this mind-bending and ambitious is making me very happy. And the Doctor's line about the daft old man who stole a magic box made me a little bit sad.

This was the best episode with a dalek in since Dalek btw

Yeah, loved that Moffat had the obligatory Dalek appearance in the finale as an incidental threat rather than the main villain.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 27 June 2010 01:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Also I would like it if both Amy and Rory were official companions next series. Rory has a gun for a hand so would come in useful.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 27 June 2010 01:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Not sure about that: wouldn't he have been rebooted like the rest of them? And if not, there must be a second Rory there too, because the post-reboot Rory won't have left with the doctor and so won't be dead.

stet, Sunday, 27 June 2010 01:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I'm confused but think you're right. The idea of an Auton Companion has a certain appeal though.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 27 June 2010 01:52 (thirteen years ago) link

All the solutions and resolutions were a bit peremptory, I thought -- everything works out if you want/remember it hard enough!! -- which is the risk you run when doing a quasi-fatalistic involuted timey wimey story, but those last ~15 minutes were splendid as I grow into my sentimental dotage.

very Final Crisis #7, for comics ppl

This is a Bad Thing, though?

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 27 June 2010 08:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Boo on River + Pond blowing up the fez.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 27 June 2010 08:09 (thirteen years ago) link

He can always buy a fez.

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Sunday, 27 June 2010 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Fantastic! Now that's how you do a season finale!

How come the Tardis exploding happened to do so in exact synchronisation with what would have been the times for daylight on earth? Had the earth started orbiting round the Tardis?

Wasn't the TARDIS orbiting the Earth?

And the Doctor's line about the daft old man who stole a magic box made me a little bit sad.

Me too--the whole something old/new/borrowed/blue thing was ace!

i like the Earth orbiting the TARDIS idea better. why didn't things just vanish instantly from existence rather than decay like the Daleks did? also seems odd to re-design the Daleks all shiny and colourful but for this not to matter at all in the finale, just from an aesthetic pov.

hopefully we'll get to see River's first encounter with the Doctor (as opposed to his first encounter with her) next series.

mdskltr (blueski), Sunday, 27 June 2010 12:19 (thirteen years ago) link

that was great undermining of the marketing-led iDalek design

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Sunday, 27 June 2010 12:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Loved the HOLY SHIT moment when I realized the Earth was being kept in the game by 'sunlight' from 'sploded Tardis. Well played, Moffat.

I would like to speculate that River is a con artist and she's actually married to the Doctor's biggest enemy, who we haven't met yet. Wondering how many MacGuffins - proto-TARDIS at the top of the stairs, certain aspects of Chez Pond being bigger on the inside, gooey sonic screwdriver - will follow through to the next series.

WHEN CROWS GO BAD (suzy), Sunday, 27 June 2010 12:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Post-finale interview with Moffat, by Moffat's kid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs1mIAMTE0c

James Mitchell, Sunday, 27 June 2010 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link

There was lots I enjoyed about this, but I dunno, I think it ultimately felt a bit flat just because there was a lack of any real peril. Oh, the universe is collapsing...but mostly that's happened already before the start of the episode. Earth is the last bit hanging on...but then it hangs on for another 2000 years while Rory sits outside a box. There just didn't seem to be any real sense of urgency about anything.

That time vortex manipulator was far too convenient as a problem solving tool too.

JimD, Sunday, 27 June 2010 17:13 (thirteen years ago) link

I LOVED this episode and this season. Way to make all the past series look like complete garbage, Moffatt! Loved all the crazy vortex traveling, the carefully laid "off" moments from various episodes during the the Doctor's trip backwards, Rory being totally redeemed as a character, Amy's great performance throughout, the fez gag, everything.

Nhex, Sunday, 27 June 2010 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

It doesn't hang on for another 2000 years exactly because the rate of collapse isn't happening in linear time, it seems to be more folding inwards on the exploding-TARDIS event, so instead of a universe we get an Earth where there never was a universe, with a near-complete history the Doctor could hop around in. And then that history gets bits eaten out of it, until we're left with four time travellers, a museum, a Pandorica and an exploding TARDIS as all that's left of time and space: mix well and reboot. I agree there wasn't urgency though, it was going for a slightly different feel I think - kind of more elegiac and entropic - even the dalek was a decayed, half-dead thing.

Groke, Sunday, 27 June 2010 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Though maybe next series will explain more why she is, as the Doctor keeps saying, "special" and we might get to the bottom of it.

Wee red-haired nerdy girl who spends a lot of time talking to herself and inventing friends. Seems pretty special to me, thanks.

it was going for a slightly different feel I think - kind of more elegiac and entropic - even the dalek was a decayed, half-dead thing.

You are right about this. It did give the whole thing a lovely melancholy and made the wedding seem that much more fun.

trishyb, Sunday, 27 June 2010 19:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Still don't get why the Doctor came back to life just because Amy wanted him to.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 27 June 2010 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

her parents had existed but disappeared into the crack in time: she focused on remembering them, and they came back (and indeed had always been there)
the doctor had existed but went by choice/duty into the crack in time: she suddenly remembered him, and he came back (and indeed had always been there)

i guess?

popol vuvuzela (c sharp major), Sunday, 27 June 2010 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it's possible that everyone who was there at the Big Bang 2 had to remember him. River obviously did, which is why she walked past the window and jogged Amy's memory. Then Amy remembered, then Rory remembered, then the Doctor appeared. I think.

trishyb, Sunday, 27 June 2010 19:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Honestly, I struggled to understand the timey-wimey goings-on in this ep...i couldnt tell you what happened if you asked me...but for some reason I loved it. That never happens, so hats off to Moff.

Especially the Doctor's heartfelt monologue to sleeping little Pond. Beautiful, heartbreaking...bawled like a babby.

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 27 June 2010 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I've been reading a lot of comments at the Guardian etc where people complain that Amy's too stroppy/not a positive role model/sullen/whatever - and I do not get it. Also, the relationship dynamic of Amy's parents (mum especially) makes the way she treats Rory make a bit of sense, suddenly.

Vuvuzilla (suzy), Sunday, 27 June 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i enjoyed it, but i didn't like that it made zero sense (TO ME). it felt like moffat thinking 'i can play RTD's game and be better with it', but for all the moffat tm tricksiness there was too much that seemed nebulous hand-wavy for the more solid tricksiness to have full impact. expectations subconsciously set too high perhaps

i dunno, i kept falling asleep as I was home late from a wedding - but i've felt unengaged by many eps in this series. very empty feeling when i'd got to the end, but i know i enjoyed the spectacle, the dialogue and so on. i esp liked the no stars, VG's starry night tie-in.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 27 June 2010 20:08 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, old man, stolen tardis, etc. definitely hit the sweet spot

maybe my ears deceived me, but when Amy jumped over the table at the Tardis reappearing in the banquet hall right before the Doctor opens the door, I could've sworn someone muttered something...

Nhex, Sunday, 27 June 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Also what's with Amy getting all "I want a snog in the bushes" with the doctor again at the end? Thought that was wonky idea first time round, but it was understandable as a bit of pre-wedding twitchiness. Post-wedding though? With Rory in the same room? Just awkward, and if they carry it into the next series it could get pretty awful.

JimD, Sunday, 27 June 2010 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

for all the moffat tm tricksiness there was too much that seemed nebulous hand-wavy for the more solid tricksiness to have full impact.

Yeah, when they started talking about the Tardis exploding at all points of the universe forever and crashing the Pandorica into it, I did think "right, bollox bollox, whatever" and just stopped caring about how the plot was being moved along.

i esp liked the no stars, VG's starry night tie-in.

Good spot.

trishyb, Sunday, 27 June 2010 20:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Nhex, the muttering was something along the lines of 'he was the stripper at Rory's stag night'.

Vuvuzilla (suzy), Sunday, 27 June 2010 20:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I'm finally ok with this show being the softest of soft sci-fi and, from a suspension of disbelief pov, a whole load of bobbins. Cause that was fantastically entertaining bobbins. The something old, something new, something borrowed, something blue bit... no no i'm fine, just something in my eye :)

postcards from the (ledge), Sunday, 27 June 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

xp ahh! thanks

Nhex, Sunday, 27 June 2010 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

I am getting old and cranky. I thought the something old something new bit sounded clunky. Moff set this up mins earlier with dr musing on the tardis's blueness. And even that felt off

Feels odd to be the -ve voice I have to say

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 27 June 2010 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the sense-making elements didn't always come over on screen but it did seem to me there was a consistency about the way "erasing from time" worked: rather than rewriting history it was a very crude erasure of cause but not effect: Amy's parents are erased but Amy still exists; the ducks are erased but it's still called a duckpond; Rory is erased but the Silurians were still beaten; finally the Doctor is erased but Earth is still around (in contrast to Turn Left, where history DOES change very quickly for the worse once the Doc is removed from the timeline).

So this seems to suggest erasure works like a cosmic perception filter - the erased stuff is removed from time as long as nobody remembers it, and you need to be special (a time traveller, say) to remember it: the Doctor remembers erased stuff easily enough, River also seems to remember it (the Blue Book, and her remembering the Pandorica adventure at all), Amy obviously is very good at it as she's not only a time-traveller, she absorbed crack information in her sleep.

On an emotional and symbolic level it's all about imaginary friends, fairytales, etc. but I think the reason I found this much more emotionally satisfying than some previous finales is that there DID seem to be a set of rules around the cracks and their effects.

The restoration field/every atom was much more RTD-ish and seemed a little OTT, since it had already been established back in the angels story that the Doctor would need to sacrifice himself to a crack to close it. I thought for a moment the restoration field was going to work on the chunk of shrapnel TARDIS the Doctor had acquired earlier, but no!

Groke, Sunday, 27 June 2010 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

It was superb, and I was v suspicious of the previous ep. Such good fun! The pandorica was only supposed to be difficult to get into, to attract the doctor. The whole story was made up to appeal to his sense of adventure via the unknown (that wonderful smile he does whenever he realises something is dangerous or impossible).

Thought the series was uneven but that last ep simply sped along, wasn't afraid of being complicated and zapping in and out of time and was far more enjoyable than any rtd finale. Wasn't afraid of sentiment but dealt with it in a delightfully un-mawkish way. Wonderful.

GamalielRatsey, Sunday, 27 June 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

a massive rewrite and reset switch by any other name smells even worse when written by someone who has a reputation for tight plotting.

i'm def to blame a bit here tho -for just giving up trying to work out if there's any sense here. i may watch again - i have no idea why amy's parents were erased for eg.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 27 June 2010 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

The crack swallowed them up!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 27 June 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

plz also explain the coalition of baddies pandorica trap plan again. it starts with getting VG to paint space-time coordinates on a pic of the tardis exploding...

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 27 June 2010 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha I am trying to work that out myself, in a big geeky post in a more specialist forum...

Groke, Sunday, 27 June 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it's quite a bad plan tho.

Groke, Sunday, 27 June 2010 22:06 (thirteen years ago) link

In preparation for my project management course I'm going to write a project proposal, which starts with getting some user acceptance criteria together - getting those sontarans and daleks to agree on any quality assurance criteria is BEYOND crazy i tells ya.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 27 June 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

So is the reason that Amy couldn't remember the Daleks and the Cyberking that those events were swallowed by the cracks? And if so have they been restored by Big Bang II?

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 27 June 2010 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

HOLY FUCKING SHIT TURN ON GLASTONBURY RIGHT NOW

Matt Smith/Orbital Doctor Who theme reboot, easily most Googlable this week...

Vuvuzilla (suzy), Sunday, 27 June 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Matt Smith appears to be performing with Orbital at Glastonbury. Or at least pretending to. Now I still haven't seen yesterday's episode so LALALALALALALALA.

NYC Goatse.cx and Flowers (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 27 June 2010 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

In a word, yes.

Matt Smith is on stage with Orbital at Glastonbury for the version of the Who theme tune. He shoulda been in costume rather than his civvies though.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 27 June 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Oops! We've stumbled upon a real space time event here.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 27 June 2010 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, ace. Wow that crowd looked like they were having fun.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Darn. Missed it. If more than 30 seconds of footage turns up anywhere, let me know!

Liked the last ep. Will concede some doubts about things making sense, but I thought it was a pretty good end to a pretty good series. Maybe not quite as brilliant as I'd told myself a Moffat series would be after RTD, but considering how unsure I was abt Smith and have really come to like him, it all balances out.

Wee red-haired nerdy girl who spends a lot of time talking to herself and inventing friends. Seems pretty special to me, thanks.

Man I haven't much liked Amy, not that I disliked her much either, but maybe I'd better start since this description IS my childhood (too bad I didn't grow up to look like Amy)

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

PS I did tune in at vaguely the right time but apparently it took 6 minutes to swear at the TV and write that post

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Gasp! I need to see this! If anyone finds a clip, plz post? (slow, deep breaths... )

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:18 (thirteen years ago) link

In the minute or so I saw he was basically just standing there.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm sure it'll never be made available on the internet!

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

There's an intro of some length, MS gets to wear the Orbital laser goggles and basically does a Pete Wiggs. It's ace, even if they missed a HUGE opportunity for monstah basslines.

Vuvuzilla (suzy), Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

(cries)

VegemiteGrrrl, Sunday, 27 June 2010 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Moff set this up mins earlier with dr musing on the tardis's blueness

a) yes this is the point he is programming her to remember AT EXACTLY THE RIGHT MOMENT (ie just a few hours after the collapse/reboot event)*
b) no he set it up SEVEN WEEKS BEFORE, we have been waiting since Flesh And Stone to find out what he said when she was seven that was so important to remember!

*Tom OTM re Final Crisis here!

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Monday, 28 June 2010 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF_R5UJGt-g

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 28 June 2010 01:35 (thirteen years ago) link

OMG THANK YOU!! I just broke out into a complete sweat.

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 28 June 2010 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Various ILXors at Glastonbury were sharing their Who at Orbital set-based heart attacks on Twitter, earlier.

Vuvuzilla (suzy), Monday, 28 June 2010 02:04 (thirteen years ago) link

I can die now

VegemiteGrrrl, Monday, 28 June 2010 02:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Has anyone noticed this here yet? Amy Pond -- the girl who doesn’t remember the Doctor, who grows up with her life defined by his absence.... was born in 1989 and first met him in 1996... for one night only, whereupon he vanished again for years.

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Monday, 28 June 2010 02:18 (thirteen years ago) link

many xposts:

i enjoyed it, but i didn't like that it made zero sense (TO ME). it felt like moffat thinking 'i can play RTD's game and be better with it', but for all the moffat tm tricksiness there was too much that seemed nebulous hand-wavy for the more solid tricksiness to have full impact. expectations subconsciously set too high perhaps

OTM - this really made me disappointed (my partner is in complete disbelief at all the love for the finale on this thread...). The Doctor shouting at all the baddies last week just didn't feel right (not just the shouting, more that it didn't really make any sense). There were bits I enjoyed - the Bill & Ted stuff, the gags, Rory as plastic guy - but couldn't they have been a bit more imaginative about what might happen if things had been wiped from existence - maybe something more than museum artifacts disappearing. I was on board with the 'big bang' reboot kind of thing, but still not sure exactly what it was inside the Pandorica that was meant to have been magnified or w/ever to re-create all of everything. If it was Amy's memories, then what about all the people/places/things she wouldn't have a clue about? Was it meant to be the air or something inside the Pandorica that contained 'memories' of everything? Why did the Doctor survive? And why on earth does something built as a prison have the ability to fly around?

As you can tell a lot of this went over my head (admittedly I was a bit distracted watching it and didn't hear every line, so please feel free to fill me in about what actually happened). I think the worst thing is that it could have been incredible if they'd kept it a bit simpler.

i'm def to blame a bit here tho -for just giving up trying to work out if there's any sense here

yeah this too

Not the real Village People, Monday, 28 June 2010 02:46 (thirteen years ago) link

omg :) @ matt smith w/ orbital at glastonbury laser-light soundworld

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 28 June 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

xps sic - ha clever

Nhex, Monday, 28 June 2010 02:58 (thirteen years ago) link

At the risk of seeming dense, I don't get it, sic? 1989 is when "Chime" came out, and 1996 was Middle of Nowhere...

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Monday, 28 June 2010 03:12 (thirteen years ago) link

The Doctor shouting at all the baddies last week just didn't feel right (not just the shouting, more that it didn't really make any sense).

It did make sense. What do you think didn't?

but couldn't they have been a bit more imaginative about what might happen if things had been wiped from existence - maybe something more than museum artifacts disappearing.

EVERYTHING was disappearing. Ducks from duckponds. We saw museum artifacts disappearing BECAUSE WE WERE IN A MUSEUM AT THE TIME. And the museum had already been imaginatively used to show how contracted and collapsed time already was at that point - penguins in the Nile, etc.

I was on board with the 'big bang' reboot kind of thing, but still not sure exactly what it was inside the Pandorica that was meant to have been magnified or w/ever to re-create all of everything. If it was Amy's memories, then what about all the people/places/things she wouldn't have a clue about?

Everything that had been erased from history across the universe had seeped into her mind and subconscious and memory while she slept, every single night of her life, through the crack in her bedroom wall.

Was it meant to be the air or something inside the Pandorica that contained 'memories' of everything?

The Nestene consciousness had taken a "print" of Amy's memory.

Why did the Doctor survive?

The same reason as the entire planet, universe, history and Amy's parents survived.

And why on earth does something built as a prison have the ability to fly around?

It doesn't, the Doctor wired the time bracelet into it. (They should have shown it dematerialising rather than flying but w'evs.)

This is all shown onscreen AND covered in dialogue btw, I'm not filling in any gaps!

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Monday, 28 June 2010 03:22 (thirteen years ago) link

At the risk of seeming dense, I don't get it, sic? 1989 is when "Chime" came out, and 1996 was Middle of Nowhere...

Try thinking about TX dates for a television program that may or may not have its title mentioned in this thread, not release dates for a band that played raves around the M25...

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Monday, 28 June 2010 03:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Might be a great doctor but he's a crap MC.

James Mitchell, Monday, 28 June 2010 05:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Was it meant to be the air or something inside the Pandorica that contained 'memories' of everything?

The Nestene consciousness had taken a "print" of Amy's memory.

wasn't the print thing about Rory? the Nestene consciousness had made a copy of Rory from a photograph but Amy's specialness meant that the copy also contained his personality and his human soul. by extension Amy is able to bring back other people directly connected to her - like her parents! and the doctor!

afaicr the 'memories' of everything are more the contents of the Pandorica - the doctor's logic was 'the Pandorica contains billions of particles from a highly populated pre-mass-supernova universe, and in combination with a highly concentrated tardisplosion and a big-crunch-universe its revivifying energy can extrapolate the ENTIRE HUGE UNIVERSE from them - just as one can extrapolate an entire body from the genetic information in a single cell'

popol vuvuzela (c sharp major), Monday, 28 June 2010 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link

nb i am not suggesting this actually makes any kind of sense. just that it was the explanation given.

popol vuvuzela (c sharp major), Monday, 28 June 2010 05:54 (thirteen years ago) link

xp Yep, I got confused about whether it was meant to be actual molecules or "memories" (not buying that Amy, consciously or otherwise, knew everything in the universe to be able to bring it back).

I liked the Nestene copy of Rory being wrong but not sure how it works that it had all Amy's memories/knowledge of him yet still had him being a Roman.

Why did the Doctor survive?

The same reason as the entire planet, universe, history and Amy's parents survived.


But what about "the doctor has to die/be on the wrong side of the crack"? The whole dramatic tension there was brought about because for some reason he couldn't be brought back. Then he was.

The museum thing still bugs me, why would artifacts disappear but leave an empty exhibit (think someone upthread also mentioned this).

Not the real Village People, Monday, 28 June 2010 06:00 (thirteen years ago) link

someone on a different site described it quite nicely i thought as the crack erasing causes but not effects - i thought of it as being like stalin's image manipulators inking people out of pictures, where first they just erase the face without bothering to hide the fact that there was once a person there, and only after they've got rid of two or three people do they crop it/repaint it so it looks like there was never anyone but stalin in the picture in the first place.

like the crack makes things not have existed and then time shifts about to accommodate the new shape of things, but there's a bit of a lag. the crack doesn't change time directly (unlike the decisions in turn left e.g.).

the doctor had to be on the wrong side of the crack when it closed! no-one said anything about after it had closed.

popol vuvuzela (c sharp major), Monday, 28 June 2010 06:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked the Nestene copy of Rory being wrong but not sure how it works that it had all Amy's memories/knowledge of him yet still had him being a Roman.

the photo of him in Roman drag (with her in police stripper drag) let it make this mistake I guess

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Monday, 28 June 2010 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link

well yeah, but Amy's knowledge is that he's a guy from Wales who once dressed up as a Roman so why did this contradicting "information" win. I could probably do with watching the whole thing again tbh.

Not the real Village People, Monday, 28 June 2010 06:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Nestene was in a hurry?

^ credited apologist I guess
I s'pose I am prepared to make excuses for the holes in Moffatt's handwaves bcz I want to hold onto the enjoyment I have while watching it, whereas with RTD the hole swould leap out at you, fart in your face, and make the BIG ROMP elements too hollow and unearned to even enjoy while they were going on

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Monday, 28 June 2010 07:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Kind of feel the opposite - that RTD's "this is all big fun nonsense, woohoo!" was fine for me, but SM's plots almost make sense, which just makes them more disappointing in the areas they don't.

JimD, Monday, 28 June 2010 07:23 (thirteen years ago) link

ok but you know that probably every time travel story ever written does not make sense (and not in a 'time travel is impossible duh' way)...

postcards from the (ledge), Monday, 28 June 2010 08:30 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.philosophypress.co.uk/?p=866

postcards from the (ledge), Monday, 28 June 2010 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link

hmm. doesn't 12 Monkeys sidestep this problem?

Nhex, Monday, 28 June 2010 08:46 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that's a 'you cannae change anything' kinda story, perhaps my 'every time travel story ever' was a slight exaggeration.

postcards from the (ledge), Monday, 28 June 2010 08:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Worst year ever. cbf saying anything more, not worth it. Just awful.

Gary Sizzle (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 June 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I think Matt Smith blows David Tennant out of the water, and that alone is enough for me to call this season the best of the new series. The stories weren't as strong as, say, season three's, but I preferred this season's evenness and subtlety to the mawkishness and abysmal lows of the RTD seasons.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 28 June 2010 09:39 (thirteen years ago) link

but you know that probably every time travel story ever written does not make sense

It wasn't those bits I had a problem with though, it was more then clunky "recreating the universe using molecules from a box plus, er, someone's ability to remember stuff" etc that felt disappointing. I mean, that's an RTD style explanation right there. And like I said, coming from RTD it's fine, but from SM that's disappointing.

I don't want to side with the h8rs though, I liked it!

JimD, Monday, 28 June 2010 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I think it fitted the show's logic fine. Rusty would have introduced such ideas unheralded, but Moffat has been dropping hints and setting all this up for 13 weeks, avoiding the dreaded Deus Ex Machina.
Doctor Who is not hard SF and nor should it be. Some anal spod on the Guardian blog was citing Asimov's comment that SF was ruined when it mainstream, which is bollocks. Anyway, who cares about Asimov's dreadfully written, deeply boring and reactionary Utopian science fictions with their tedious adherence to rules and laws. Gimme the magic, fun, excitement and IMAGINATION of Doctor Who over such joyless tosh.
I guess I'm one of these people who is attracted to SF not so much for the science but for the imaginative and fantastical elements. I also love the gothic and uncanny, which is something this series has done superbly. I'm hoping the gothic elements will be carried through - Gaiman could do great things with it. Would love to see Moorcock and Mieville scripting some episodes too.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Monday, 28 June 2010 10:29 (thirteen years ago) link

i really liked the pandorica-ex-machina business but that's mostly because i am fascinated by
* the big crunch theory (it is somehow more reassuring than the eventual heat death of the universe)
* stuff that exists OUTSIDE TIME (when i was little and was trying to imagine god/heaven, that's what i imagined, a thing that was simultaneously in all times at once but also outside time entirely)

popol vuvuzela (c sharp major), Monday, 28 June 2010 11:14 (thirteen years ago) link

So now I am watching that Orbital thing on the youtubes (thank you Leee) and thinking that if M. Smith knows Orbital exist then why hasn't he just shot Murray Gold already please

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 28 June 2010 13:25 (thirteen years ago) link

ok murray gold isn't fit to drink orbital's wee, but still i don't think either of them do great things with the theme. murray treats it as a regular tv theme, orbital treat it as a slice of standard techno. neither of them deal with the avant-garde aspect of it.

postcards from the (ledge), Monday, 28 June 2010 13:39 (thirteen years ago) link

the final episode in the current series of Doctor Who had only moderate success.

Saturday's series finale was seen by an average of 5.1 million people - down on the 8 million who watched new Doctor Matt Smith's debut in April.

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 28 June 2010 14:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, I will admit that "Doctor?" was pretty disappointing on the first many listens, because Orbital + Doctor Who Theme sounded like it should be next-level amazing etc and really it was just a kind of tinny "well, there it is... oh, it ended", but still, when Murray Gold came along with his over-loud orchestral whatnot the Orbital version suddenly seemed like a good thing after all

(I do not mind it being a "slice of standard techno" at all, but techno at its best is propulsive, dark, cosmic, shimmering - all adjectives that go pretty well with the original theme, so why does combining the two seem to fall short on all of these? but STILL, ugh Murray Gold)

atoms breaking heart (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 28 June 2010 14:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Saturday's series finale was seen by an average of 5.1 million people - down on the 8 million who watched new Doctor Matt Smith's debut in April.

Wasn't Saturday the hottest day of the year so far? I don't think even Matt Smith's charisma can compete with that.

trishyb, Monday, 28 June 2010 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

There is - who would have guessed! - much back and forth on fan sites over the ratings. Ppl who didn't like this series say "it's doomed", people who did like it say "overnights don't matter any more". Neither are right IMO. Doctor Who *has* become an interesting test case for how TV watching is changing. Episodes have been getting an extra 1-2m from TV on demand (catch up, Tivo style devices, etc.), another 1.5m on iplayer (it's easily the most popular iplayer thing ever), and even without iplayer the final ratings hold up pretty well at 7m or so per episode.

But it's also true that they got a really big UK audience for "Eleventh Hour" and it dropped off pretty quickly - the in-series ratings decline is surely steeper than they'd like, hot weather or not. And they won't want the 'media narrative' around the show to become 'not as good as it used to be'. It might be that next year is a bit less ultra-connected than this year was.

IDK, it's all a bit academic - loved the show this year, more into it than I've been since the Eccleston series, but in the end the BBC will stick with it as long as they do and that's that. What's pretty definite is that they realise how important the brand is - so they won't let it degrade the way it did in the 80s, they'll axe it earlier and revive it earlier.

Groke, Monday, 28 June 2010 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I loved this but 'end of the universe' = stakes are too high and that makes it difficult to actually care about because there's no way you can do it without pressing a reset switch and reset switches are lame. The first bit with the time travel knotted together was fantastic though. Loved the Doctor wearing a fez as well.

Can't work out where the Doctor was supposed to have gone between putting Amy in the Pandorica and turning up at the museum. How much time was supposed to have elapsed in his own personal timeline?

So is this a new universe and a new Rory/Amy/River with the old ones' memories? Or has everything just been put back as it was before things started cracking? Has all that RTD-era stuff happened or not? Does this universe have Timelords in it? Very confusing.

I absolutely wet myself when Matt Smith turned up with Orbital, it took a couple of minutes to twig what was happening and then it was like "fucking hell, that's so obvious and yet brilliant". One of those priceless festival moments.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually the bit with the Dalek begging for mercy and River showing none was great as well. We're going to get the River origin story next year, right?

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Monday, 28 June 2010 21:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Can't work out where the Doctor was supposed to have gone between putting Amy in the Pandorica and turning up at the museum. How much time was supposed to have elapsed in his own personal timeline?

Presumably none, the universe is mostly erased so it's not like he can go fannying off for a while and have adventures on Alpha Centauri with big-eyed chicks.

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 00:03 (thirteen years ago) link

He was at Glastonbury. We have video.

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 00:53 (thirteen years ago) link

wrong coat, did Flesh And Stone teach you nothing?

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Timey-Wimey? (my new explanation for anything I can't explain)

VegemiteGrrrl, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Boo on River + Pond blowing up the fez.

I laughed so hard at this I watched it a couple times in a row.

Best Who finale in millennia. Best thing I can say is that I want to watch a new episode right now.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

"It's a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool." *yank*

Don Homer (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 05:48 (thirteen years ago) link

"i wear a fez now" was perfectly delivered, prob. my favorite moment.

it sucks and you all love something that sucks (reddening), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 06:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Watched this earlier tonight whilst beginning the arduous process of boxing up 6 years of books to move across town. Thought it had many great moments. I liked that there were clever with some of the time-jumping(ref to the Moff-created Harkness debut?), but it never got *cute*.

I missed the line about him being the stag dancer, which is awesome. Did hear Rory's offhand muttering to her mother "I was plastic..."

Other bits: Rory standing guard thru 2,000 years only to pop up as a guard in a new uniform, the dalek stand-off, the Doctor waking up on the floor of the tardis("Oh! uh. okay."), the fact that we now have a married couple as companions.

One thing I am wondering about if they'll keep the character growth despite any possible reset/forgetting. Rory went from a RTD-standard sexless wishy-washy extra/S.O. to actually becoming a Roman officer, being able to blast at a Dalek, standing watch for that long, surviving the Blitz, etc. One of the things that pissed me off about the ending of the last full season(and we complained on it on here, iirc) is that Donna went from just a bleah mundane to having a much greater sense of power and ability, only to get that growth wiped out.

Hopping around with the Doctor and getting blasted at and eaten and usually disintegrated a couple times and always saving the universe over the course of a companionship would change and grow a person(even if they're just increasingly horrified and split, Tegan-style). Seems kinda bullshit to wipe that out, but we'll see how they do next year.

Don Homer (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 07:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah surely this is the same River if nothing else, because future River has already seen him after the Pandorica incident. In the same universe. I suppose the only way this can work is that nothing was reset, just put back where it should have been. But then how to explain Amy initial Doctor adventures, without her parents? Argh. Think Moffatt's been a bit too clever for his own good here.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 08:05 (thirteen years ago) link

loved the shrinking universe feel (very Final Crisis #7, for comics ppl)

OTM, I was thinking the same thing! Also, the Doctor saving earth by travelling into the heart of the sun -- isn't that All-Star Superman?

Thought that was a terrific conclusion, right up there with Blink/Fireplace etc. Almost metal. I thought what Tom politely calls the "sense-making elements" were all good and proper. And KG (finally!) totally stepped up the emotional moments in the last act.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 09:10 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the "That's a fairytale"/"Aren't we all" Doctor/River dialogue in Flesh and Stone is kind of meant to foreshadow the reset button but yes it makes very little sense. You end up having to assume the River in that story remembers a completely different version of the Pandorica storyline that happened in the cracking-but-not-yet-collapsed universe the Angels story (and all of episodes 1-12 at least) is set in. Which takes you into BRAINFAIL.

Groke, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 10:20 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the assumption has to be that River/Amy/Rory remember everything that happened throughout the last series, and they remember the additional details (ducks, stars, new parents) as well. It doesn't work otherwise.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 10:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Rory protecting the Pandorica for 2000 years was a great moment by the way. Wish they'd kept him as a good Auton, it was cool.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link

That's certainly the case for Amy and Rory and there's no problem with that - it all happened. River is the problem because she's asynchronous to the rest of the cast, so it's not a case of her 'remembering' the Byzantium, it hasn't happened to her yet. Fine, you say, it never can happen to her, except she mentions the bloody thing in Silence In The Library.

Basically Moffat's two clever storylines have tangled up a bit. Which doesn't spoil my enjoyment of it all one tiny bit, and is fun to think about, but is a HERE BE DRAGONS for the continuity police...

Groke, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 10:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I meant the later River rather than the one from the end of this series.

This shit must be fucking confusing for children. Wouldn't be surprised if Moffatt toned it down for the next series.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I think for a certain type of kid it'll be incredibly exciting. I remember going "WHOA MIND BLOWN" when I was 8 and watching some of the complicated stuff they had going on at the end of the Baker/start of the Davison eras, which is probably why this season really resonated with me in a way that the last few didn't. Where they have to get the balance kidwise is appealing to that kid, and the kid who wants to see the monsters, and the one who wants to be scared, and the one who wants Amy and Rory to be happy... but generally I think children like mysterious stuff going down, even if they're tuning out the details and focusing on the exploding TARDIS or the Stone Dalek.

Groke, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 10:43 (thirteen years ago) link

I dunno, I wouldn't have thought this was too confusing, especially as the episode seemed to be bracketed up into a dozen little mini-stories, each with their own resolution. Also, isn't it the plot holes in the peripheries that are the fascinating bits? That's the stuff you actually remember.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 10:46 (thirteen years ago) link

If you get the imagery right you can get away with murder, sense-making wise. The most timey-wimey old Who story was Warrior's Gate, which I saw as a nipper, didn't understand the narrative of, but the robot axemen, time-shifting lion men, etc absolutely stayed with me and I remembered the story very fondly.

Groke, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link

My friend's five year old (a Who nut) loved the finale, although he said 'it was quite confusing'. But yeah, I don't think kids mind being confused. And there was so much cool stuff for them to focus on. He went berzerk when the Alliance turned up. 'Cybermen? Daleks?! SONTARANS!!!' (he loves Sontarans). The odd nerd moaned that 'oh the Cybermen and Daleks would never team up', but if the Tories and Lib Dems can... Joking apart, why not? That sort of joyless nitpicking takes all the fun out of it. And setting up the Alliance only to have them play no part in the Big Bang was a nice touch, subverting the RTD finale mode. Making a single Cyberman and Dalek threatening was a great achievement.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link

We're going to get the River origin story next year, right?

I am so over origin stories. I'd like to see more stories I don't already know the conclusion to, thanks.

trishyb, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link

much better if River remains a little mysterious.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:12 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd like to learn about her eventually, but they could keep up the intrigue for at least another series and I'd be quite happy.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Kids are perpetually confused, so they handle it much better than adults. They can just write chunks off as "confusing stuff" and move on.

The problem with too much made-for-kids stuff is trying to remove all the possibility forbconfusion, which makes it dull for adults and leaves kids unstretched. I think Moffatt gets this, so even episodes that are very kid-focused (like the first one) will take sudden zigzags into the strange.

stet, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I was often confused by Doctor Who as a kid (Ghostlight, anyone?). Loved it all the same.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, you know, kids will fill in the blanks with their own interpretation, and (lucky them) don't yet understand the concept of 'canon', etc. Also, surely the story wasn't THAT confusing?

To get back to the episode, though, wasn't it a fucking cracker? Surprised to see so much internet grumbling (or maybe not). Haven't watched a single episode on telly, though (all iPlayer and t0rrents).

Can Aldo come back now, too?

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Am now rewatching the whole series from the start, picking up on new bits and bobs that I didn't notice before, and that feed into the finale. Also makes me wish they could somehow have both adult and child Amys as simultaneous companions. Maybe a child Amy from a parallel universe, as otherwise adult Amy would remember it all from being a kid.

Ghostlight was simple in plot, pretentious in aim, and ultimately shit for that

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, ten year old me didn't have the foggiest what was going on in Ghostlight, but loved the atmosphere of the thing.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:56 (thirteen years ago) link

That's exactly what 32 year old me made of it too.

JimD, Tuesday, 29 June 2010 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't they essentially cut big chunks out of Ghostlight and it was untelligible because there were bits missing that were never compensated for?

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember reading something about it being changed loads between original script and airing, and that the writer (didn't he write Lungbarrow too?) was pissed off because his story didn't make sense. Wish I could find it.

bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Marc Platt. Wikipedia has a load of information about it (therefore it's true).

bettina arnderpandts (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 29 June 2010 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

bah, mentally insert Actioncomics583.jpg as punchline after the last link :(

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

The problem with too much made-for-kids stuff is trying to remove all the possibility forbconfusion, which makes it dull for adults and leaves kids unstretched. I think Moffatt gets this, so even episodes that are very kid-focused (like the first one) will take sudden zigzags into the strange.

L'Engle's A Wrinkle In Time is still the gold standard for how to manage children-oriented timey-wimey bits and bobs. Moffatt seems to be working off the same playbook and is pretty much kicking ass.

Elvis Telecom, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 01:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Agreed! Think that's why I enjoy it so much...he doesn't play down to kids but he doesn't play up to adults. And I know that 10 year old me and 34 yo me could watch it together & have a riproaring time.

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 01:48 (thirteen years ago) link

I remember reading X-Men comics as a little kid and had few problems understanding all the time travel and alternate universe dopplegangers as a little kid; don't be surprised that children can understand this kind of stuff pretty well!

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Aldo, I remember you....and you are late for this thread.

Humphrey Plugg, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 11:33 (thirteen years ago) link

don't be surprised that children can understand this kind of stuff pretty well!

exactly! also, as a child i was way better at papering over plotholes, way more interested in trying to think about how things worked (even if i got it wrong), and also had way more patience as a reader of long books i'd now find boring - if children are engaged in a piece they're a great deal more generous than adults would be.

c sharp major, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 12:22 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ShGhRRD5fCQ&feature=player_embedded

The series in two minutes.

ô_o (Nicole), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 13:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Think the people who claim that Amy doesn't grow as a character throughout the series are mental and rong and possibly wilfully ignoring it because they don't like Karen Gillen, but it's also possible that's because her character is actually reset three or four times throughout the series - ie we see completely different Amys at various points in the series because her own experiences keep getting rewritten.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

liked that video!

good point about Amy's character resets, more interesting as a whole, now that i think about it (but i never had a problem with Amy)

and also had way more patience as a reader of long books i'd now find boring

definitely so true for me too. can't believe i did all that tolkien and narnia as a kid

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

narnias are like 120pp each

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

I smoked a lot of Aslan in college

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:43 (thirteen years ago) link

i still can't imagine even trying to read them today

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

You mean as a kid today, or going back and rereading them now?

VegemiteGrrrl, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean now as an adult. I mean, even when I was reading them I recognized these were often boring, but at the time I gobbled up kid books at a crazy rate, regardless of quality - I think I picked stuff purely on genre or wacky premise (mostly junk, even by kid standards)

Nhex, Wednesday, 30 June 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link

The series in two minutes.

:D

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I usually read the Chronicles of Narnia about once a year, the first three books even more frequently. You can knock out two or three of them in a long afternoon!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 1 July 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Read all of them again recently while bed ridden. The early ones especially are nowhere near as boring as the Lord of the Rings (I loved the vast tracts of Teutonic tedium as a child of course). That's if you can get past the rather obvious but also rather weird Christian stuff. The Last Battle is both very weird and very boring. A preachy surreal fable.

GamalielRatsey, Thursday, 1 July 2010 08:23 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7_jrqZD6Ns

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Thursday, 1 July 2010 08:31 (thirteen years ago) link

we're just going to repost that every two days until Christmas?

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Thursday, 1 July 2010 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link

The Doctor will be on an episode of the Sarah Jane Adventures before Christmas, but it won't be the same.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 1 July 2010 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Eric Cantona is set to inject a bit of Ooh Ah into Doctor Who.

The former Manchester United star is being lined up for a role as an evil alien alongside Time Lord Matt Smith.

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/view/142302/Eric-Cantona-to-join-Doctor-Who-as-an-evil-alien/

James Mitchell, Thursday, 1 July 2010 14:37 (thirteen years ago) link

sb'd for posting arrant nonsnenes

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Thursday, 1 July 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

ha

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Thursday, 1 July 2010 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link

http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l4vv6drgwi1qc6xeao1_500.jpg

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 1 July 2010 19:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I only came for the dancing...

Most people have said what I thought, in fact ailsa nailed it in one of the first posts that it was very Bill & Ted. I enjoyed it quite a lot (and agree with a lot of Tom's Final Crisis comparisons) despite it being full of holes. But do you know what I absolutely hated? A beautiful, wonderfully written and delivered speech about Billy and his TARDIS - which then turns out to be the lead-up to a crap "something old, something new" wedding-related pun.

I like Suzy's solution to the Big Bad, which is what the generally accepted rumour says is true.

For people asking above Moffatt has said River Song's story will be completed during his time as showrunner.

Eric Cantona is from King Of The Shit Non-Spoiler, the Daily Star, but then Rusty's been swanning round Hollywood telling people Johnny Depp is going to be in his Doctor Who film so who knows.

Is which episode Neil Gaiman is writing next season or what it's called too much of a spoiler? I don't think so, but that means nothing.

Portugal vs Brazil: a game of two Alves (aldo), Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

The bit where Amy appears in the Pandorica at the beginning, when you're expecting the Doctor, and says 'Ok kid, this is where it's going to get complicated' is just marvellous, puts a chill up my spine. Revelling in the fun. Like the beginning of a detective story.

GamalielRatsey, Thursday, 1 July 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

since Gaiman has been scrupulous about not revealing his episode title, he presumably considers it something to keep unannounced at this point

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Well apart from naming the title in a BBC interview last week, and saying which episode it was on his Twitter today, yes.

Portugal vs Brazil: a game of two Alves (aldo), Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

he's said for about six months it will probably but not definitely be the third or fourth episode next year. last I saw he was still concealing the title. [shrug]

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Thursday, 1 July 2010 21:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Fighting about spoiling is BORING. I feel like people who whinge are asking for too much coddling - buy your own cotton wool for wrapping shit in. Someone should just screengrab the Gaiman tweet - can't say much against that or BBC site drops.

Vuvuzilla (suzy), Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:12 (thirteen years ago) link

But is it really spoiling to know which episode Gaiman has written?
Plot details sure, but just the name of the ep and when it'll air is hardly spoiling, surely.

Or I am entirely misunderstanding the conversation in which case I'll be over here. :)

VegemiteGrrrl, Thursday, 1 July 2010 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Someone should just screengrab the Gaiman tweet - can't say much against that or BBC site drops.

ALDO was the one who started criticising BBC site info (but saying that he should spread it here even if he's opposed to it being there)!

But I checked Gaiman's twooter and there's nothing on it from the last few days, so presumably what I said three posts ago stands

how much can a koala ˁ˚ᴥ˚ˀ (sic), Friday, 2 July 2010 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

No I fucking didn't, some people keep saying I did and I'm sick of people misquoting me.

What I criticised was the lazy and stupid journalism that allows you to interview your own stars IN THE SAME WEEK AS A CLIFFHANGER IN WHICH THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD to talk about where the show goes next. It's the failure to check what's happening on screen and/or the specific intent to charge off in the other direction regardless that I'm criticising. It's the degrading of television journalism to writing advertising copy, that the only thing it's there for is to SELL SELL SELL the show to increase viewing figures or drive the price up for overseas sales that depresses me. That's the reason I didn't think it was there, that changing the timing by ONE WEEK was all it took, but they were so desperate for more people to watch (which failed spectacularly tbh, lowest figures of the series) that they didn't give a flying fuck what was on the screen. Lazy or self-obsessed.

Same point with Gaiman, he's been scrupulous, except when he hasn't. If the general belief is that he has, does any journo have the right to blab it round, even if he's there?

Or shall I just fuck off again? I only came back because a couple of people wanted me to talk about Doctor Who (and I seem to have missed the Ghost Light chat already).

Portugal vs Brazil: a game of two Alves (aldo), Friday, 2 July 2010 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Did anyone really think that Amy was actually going to die after Rory shot her? If they were going to kill her, they'd have done it in the final ep of the season rather than as the cliffhanger.

Just remembered the scene with the two Amys in the museum, I love the schoolteachery way the Doctor talks to them - "come along, Ponds".

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Friday, 2 July 2010 07:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Breathe, aldo! Your criticism was bang on, but you DID also quote the objectionable material here. Go on and link to the BBC interview with Gaiman or the new Gaiman tweets, though.

People may have assumed that Amy wouldn't die, but that doesn't mean they wouldn't enjoy the tension of waiting to see WHETHER she did or HOW she got out of it - and the whole opening of the following episode was built on resolving this tension.

oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Friday, 2 July 2010 07:34 (thirteen years ago) link

If they were going to kill her, they'd have done it in the final ep of the season rather than as the cliffhanger.

Adric didn't die in a season finale. Neither did Peri.

JimD, Friday, 2 July 2010 08:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah but the way they put seasons together has changed since then. It would be unthinkable to have the Doctor regenerate midway through a series these days.

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Friday, 2 July 2010 08:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Peri suffered a fate worse than death, actually.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 2 July 2010 08:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I think fewer people watch early-evening TV in the summer - particularly on the big festival weekends and especially when the weather is good. I wish they would run Who in the autumn-to-Christmas zone instead.

Vuvuzilla (suzy), Friday, 2 July 2010 09:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Also would be scarier.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 2 July 2010 09:52 (thirteen years ago) link

this is obv an issue, so suggest starting a Dr Who thread w/"spoilers" in the title if you want to talk about not-yet-shown-on-screen stuff.

stet, Friday, 2 July 2010 10:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah there was competition on all sides what with World Cup, Wimbledon, Glastonbury and the sunny weather, the latter being a pretty big deal given they'd moved it to an earlier time when most people would still have been out and about.

(There was similar handwringing when viewing figures slumped to 6m during Tennant's first season, wouldn't worry about it)

Vulvuzela (Matt DC), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone know what viewing figures were like in the late 80s?

rhythm fixated member (chap), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Grisly. At one point it was something like the 140th most watched programme of the week.

Groke, Friday, 2 July 2010 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, in the 80s it aired at 9pm, and that's when the pool closed, so I usually missed the beginning of most stories.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 2 July 2010 10:30 (thirteen years ago) link

In terms of the actual numbers though the gap wasn't so huge - Who gets final ratings of 7m or so now, 8m on a good week: at its worst in the 80s it was doing half that I think. But 7-8m now for a drama is still OMG territory.

Groke, Friday, 2 July 2010 10:33 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.themindrobber.co.uk/ratings.html - there you go.

Groke, Friday, 2 July 2010 10:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow, they're great. Never realised City of Death was the most-watched as well as the best-regarded, it probably bucks a trend in that sense.

And omg, I don't know whether I've made this connection before, but Season 23 is the point I stopped watching as a lad...and that's also the year it started airing against Coronation Street, right? ie I didn't lose interest so much as my mum stopped letting us have it on!

JimD, Friday, 2 July 2010 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Gaiman is kind of a hack, I don't know why people are so hotly anticipating his episode.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Saturday, 3 July 2010 18:46 (thirteen years ago) link

That's my take on him too tbh.

Portugal vs Brazil: a game of two Alves (aldo), Saturday, 3 July 2010 19:26 (thirteen years ago) link

He's an occasionally brilliant writer, hoping Dr Who will bring the brilliance out. His work can be quite hackish, but just look at some of his stuff - a hack could never have written Coraline, for example.

And Gaiman at his hackiest is way more interesting than a Chris Chibnall or Helen Raynor.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 4 July 2010 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link

graveyard book was trash

ampersand (remy bean), Sunday, 4 July 2010 00:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, considering the size of Sandman, I'd say very occasionally.

Daleks in NYC (Leee), Sunday, 4 July 2010 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link

No-one seems to have clocked to the part where the Doctor claims Pandorum is a fairy tale and River says something like arent we all??

A fairy tale (time)rewritten by someone who used to write loads of stories about the raggedy doctor, who turns out to be the most important person when time (or stories of the Doctor) needs to be rewritten.

Sorry but I'm on some 4th wall, postmoderney-woderney reading of all this. I think the creating of a Raggedy Doctor fairytale by Pond will be the end of season make-it-all-better device.

I still think I was close enough with this idea, but as I was cribbing from Final Crisis pretty heavily, It all must be organised by some Scottish re-boot cabal of which Moffat & Morrison are part of.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Monday, 5 July 2010 13:19 (thirteen years ago) link

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/FULL-LIFE-SIZE-DALEK-LICENSED-PLUS-EXTRAS-/130400802511?cmd=ViewItem&pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e5c7e56cf

please watch the video. its hilarious. (wont spoil it by quoting it here)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 11 July 2010 16:25 (thirteen years ago) link

haha, great!

Nhex, Sunday, 11 July 2010 16:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Goddamn that thing is amazing, it even has gas??

Brakhage, Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:10 (thirteen years ago) link

depends what you feed it

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 11 July 2010 17:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, that Dalek sounds a bit like David Bowie.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 11 July 2010 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

who also used to wear a ....
;)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 11 July 2010 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Shadow isn't a Silurian.

― BLOODY BOLLOCKS HELL! (aldo), Tuesday, 1 June 2010 20:02 (1 month ago)

What is it?

oh shit a ◕‿‿◕ (sic), Monday, 12 July 2010 01:15 (thirteen years ago) link

"the most Christmassy Christmas special"

ruh-roh

postcards from the (ledge), Monday, 12 July 2010 10:28 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd prefer the most timey-wimey christmas special

my opinionation (Hamildan), Monday, 12 July 2010 12:02 (thirteen years ago) link

I think this means Moffatt will be going for all-out children's Christmassy magic, rather than RTD's "sit around the turkey bickering" idea of Christmas.

Matt DC, Monday, 12 July 2010 12:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I have no idea who Katherine Jenkins is.

ô_o (Nicole), Monday, 12 July 2010 12:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Singer. Face made of Botox.

ailsa, Monday, 12 July 2010 16:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Always meant to post this for Aldo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq32PJHZNYo

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 02:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Welsh chick looks full-on Ginger Spice in that promo shot, minus the hair-dye.

Don Homer (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 04:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, hadn't heard that before. Could have made the lead line a bit more Jus Osborn solo-y to up thew doom effort, but good effort.

Whoever was asking about the graveyard shadow, it was supposed to be explained in The Big Bang that it was the Future Doctor (as was the same shadow in The Eleventh Hour) but since there were more unexplained things from the series that were supposed to be explained in The Big Bang than an unexplained things from the series that were supposed to be explained in The Big Bang convention it'll either get mentioned in Series 6 or, erm, won't. OMG may well still be a thing.

Hey Jabulani! Pope of four four two. (aldo), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link

supposed by whom?

oh sh!t a ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ (sic), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Supposed by the people who know these things.

Hey Jabulani! Pope of four four two. (aldo), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 17:03 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^I think this is the funniest avatar I have ever seen

could be a bad day for (Abbott), Wednesday, 14 July 2010 23:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm reckoning it was the Silurian.

oh sh!t a ¯\⎝⏠___⏠⎠/¯ (sic), Thursday, 15 July 2010 00:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Has Moff mentioned anywhere what kinda direction they're going to go with Rory's character? Is he still going to be kinda an Arthur Dent hapless fifth wheel or did 2,000 years of being a Blitz-surviving Centurion actually toughen the boy up?

Don Homer (kingfish), Thursday, 15 July 2010 00:44 (thirteen years ago) link

Nothing's been said, but then we don't actually know what the current position is with him anyway. You can hear him say to Amy's mother at the wedding "I used to be made of plastic...", but how much he actually remembers I have no idea. Although I really liked him, he was mainly used to double the zing potential in his first series.

Hey Jabulani! Pope of four four two. (aldo), Thursday, 15 July 2010 06:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Of course it was a bloody Silurian. Good grief.

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Thursday, 15 July 2010 09:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyone else heard the rumour that Nicky Wire is set to write an episode of Doctor Who? Not sure if banana suits will be involved.

emil.y, Thursday, 22 July 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.manicstreetpreachers.com/global/blogs/diary/2010/07/21/nickys_blog_july

"I’ve been trying to write a script for Doctor Who called 'Do Not Go Gently', Wire writes on the Manics' website. "The idea is centred around Dylan Thomas's last days in New York. Of course it's going to have a massive f**king monster in it too."

Has everyone seen this?:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6J_3rsEwYVE

No-one's really matched Delia Derbyshire for eerie, spectral whooshing have they?

Born too beguiled (DavidM), Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link

That cheesy Rory avatar is still making me laugh. I can't believe he has such a fan following.

ô_o (Nicole), Thursday, 22 July 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I still think the Derbyshire version is the best TV theme ever. The Jon Pertwee one with the kazoo is such a mis-step it almost works, oddly enough.

The great big red thing, for those who like a surprise (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the late T Baker/Davison one. Cool synth sounds.

Was that absurd Pertwee one ever even broadcast? I've never heard it before, and I've watched a fair bit of Third Doctor.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Thursday, 22 July 2010 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

they did a delaware version in '73 or so that never(?) got broadcast but turned up on the recent Dr Who At The BBC cds (vol 1) - delia using a synth rather than the tapes of the original. starts at 1.06 in the video above.

the analogue effects in that video > the digital versions. baker and davidson seem very dated whereas the earlier ones somehow don't. but they do pick up again afterwards

koogs, Friday, 23 July 2010 08:42 (thirteen years ago) link

having nightmares about starface mccoy winking at me

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 23 July 2010 09:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Starface McCoy would be an excellent hipster band name.

trishyb, Friday, 23 July 2010 10:02 (thirteen years ago) link

having nightmares about starface mccoys waving pitchfork reviews at me

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Friday, 23 July 2010 10:19 (thirteen years ago) link

It's the asthmatic wheezing in the original that I love the most. Also loving how in that video the Peter Howells and Dominic Glynn arrangements (second Tom clip, for Season 18 and second Colin, for Season 23) function as Westlife style key changes.

Hey Jabulani! Pope of four four two. (aldo), Friday, 23 July 2010 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Gosh, that McGann one was so jarringly awful that it made Murray Gold sound good. (Unless it was Murray Gold, obv. Failing to find out on the interwebs. I'm sure there isn't a Doctor Who FACT that is not on the internet 1000x over and it's just my searching skills lacking, though.)

piskie sour (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 23 July 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0116118/fullcredits#cast

John Debney - Original Music. but not clear whether that includes the title

koogs, Friday, 23 July 2010 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link

jesus christ, I thought I had grown out of collectibles but wow do I want those

jaymc won $5800 on day 1! (HI DERE), Monday, 26 July 2010 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/pressoffice/pressreleases/stories/2010/08_august/29/doctor.shtml

Next season of Dr Who to be split in two for big cliffhanger.

Alba, Sunday, 29 August 2010 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Well done BBC and Stephen Moffatt, good tactics for getting me excited.

rhythm fixated member (chap), Sunday, 29 August 2010 11:44 (thirteen years ago) link

http://imgur.com/ntB6m.gif

James Mitchell, Sunday, 29 August 2010 11:51 (thirteen years ago) link

SMH

cackle of rads (Nicole), Sunday, 29 August 2010 13:15 (thirteen years ago) link

chap otm

wld be even better if they get to up the episode order too

Teddybears.SHTML (sic), Sunday, 29 August 2010 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

So FINALLY a series 6B will be canon, then. [/whonerd joke]

Groke, Sunday, 29 August 2010 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link

four weeks pass...

http://i56.tinypic.com/29p25c5.jpg

Daria Law (Leee), Monday, 27 September 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Heavens, that's bigger than I thought it would be.

Daria Law (Leee), Monday, 27 September 2010 01:26 (thirteen years ago) link

that's what you hope people say

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 27 September 2010 01:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I think the fez shop pulled a prank on you...
"heh... lets give 'em the TALL one!"

Randolph Carter (Viceroy), Monday, 27 September 2010 05:36 (thirteen years ago) link

where's the tassle?

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Sunday, 3 October 2010 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

yes where is the tassle hmmmmmm.

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100628014352/tardis/images/f/f9/11th_Doctor_wearing_a_Fez.jpg

Daria Law (Leee), Sunday, 3 October 2010 21:47 (thirteen years ago) link

The fez worn in The Big Bang appears to be lacking a tassel, which is often associated with the hat.

Daria Law (Leee), Sunday, 3 October 2010 21:50 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mhphnpXXM4

Why is Amy Pond in an ad for birth control?

Daria Law (Leee), Sunday, 3 October 2010 22:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Whoops, I mean
http://i51.tinypic.com/2hewk6q.jpg

Daria Law (Leee), Sunday, 3 October 2010 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

(Could be considered spoilery):

whaaaaaaa???

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

ok this is bullshit if true

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

(not surprised though)

pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

I could probably talk about this at length tbh.

It would have been better with burger sauce (aldo), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:47 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, I thought I was beyond this but reading that made me go allhttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPG

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:51 (thirteen years ago) link

meh, only bothered if the show turns to shit after moffat and smith quit

sock lobster (blueski), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Dan, with no Matrix this is always what I had assumed would happen. (not going into the whole thing further so I don't get accused of spoilering.

It would have been better with burger sauce (aldo), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:54 (thirteen years ago) link

hmm...

that is kind of a valid point maybe...? It would help if I remembered exactly how The Matrix tied into oh crap we can't keep talking about this can we

GLEERILLAZ! (HI DERE), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think it's at all spoilery tbh

san te cross (onimo), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, I thought I was beyond this but reading that made me go all

I for one amhttp://images.chron.com/blogs/askacat/hatcat.JPGing my damn eyes at this news big time. Probably because it's an RTD script.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

This cat would make an awesome twelfth Doctor, btw.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 20:59 (thirteen years ago) link

I kinda thought the 12 regenerations thing was gone w/ the Matrix, too...? Or, I figured it had been "reset" in the last season finale, as the Doctor is a newly regenerated creation out of Pond's memory

once a remy bean always a (remy bean), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 21:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Doctor Who Live show currently on a 25-date, nine-city tour)

what? WHAT?!

Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 22:23 (thirteen years ago) link

guy i know is doing the sound. he doesn't know doctor who at all and is mightily confused by what goes on.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

but says it is awesome.

No Good, Scrunty-Looking, Narf Herder (Gukbe), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Dan, with no Matrix this is always what I had assumed would happen. (not going into the whole thing further so I don't get accused of spoilering.

Ditto. And if not, they'd just say, 'With all the other Time Lords gone, all the regenration energy of Gallifrey ended up in the Doctor, so he'll last forever,' and quietly move along.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Meh, this doesn't bother me at all. It was inevitable that the rule of 12 would be done away with, and I'd rather the main show wasn't clogged up with nerdy retconning.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 12 October 2010 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link

And it's not as though other characters in the past weren't doing this. The Master has been given a new set of regenerations once or twice, plus was completely resurrected by the Time Lords. But I will try to stop being a nerd and explaining this.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 02:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Though the 13th Doctor searching for a way to extend his regenerations could've been quite a cool overarching plot for a season.

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 02:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Enh, not bothered by this. We all knew it was coming.

Jaw dropping, thong dropping monster (kingfish), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 02:27 (thirteen years ago) link

Wouldn't be at all surprised if the show is as tired as it was in the late 80s by the time they reach no 13.

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 12:03 (thirteen years ago) link

I mean it's realistically going to be another 4-6 seasons before they reach that point, if not more.

A brownish area with points (chap), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 12:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Fie on that – another three years of Smith, then seven years of someone even better, and we’ll ONLY be as tired as the start of Davison!

OK, good point, put it to bed then.

Mary Lynn Ice Cube (sic), Wednesday, 13 October 2010 22:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Enjoyed that--also featured return of Jo Grant, and right at the end a nice little summary of what several other ex-companions are up to.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 28 October 2010 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

wait, really? The return of Jo?

lol tea partiers and their fat fingers (HI DERE), Thursday, 28 October 2010 04:15 (thirteen years ago) link

And her Chilean-born grandson, Santiago.

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 28 October 2010 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link

So that was a big dollop of Who-fan catnip, especially all the companion updates at the end, into which was slipped the "Doctor can regenerate 507 times" news? Or is that news I've previously missed.

Tim, Thursday, 28 October 2010 07:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I wonder--the way he said it was quite facetious

buildings with goats on the roof (James Morrison), Thursday, 28 October 2010 07:34 (thirteen years ago) link

You might be right. I have trouble distinguishing Smith's "facetious" from his "matter-of-fact but in a hurry".

Tim, Thursday, 28 October 2010 07:43 (thirteen years ago) link

This was on when I was in the dentist's waiting room yesterday, so I missed the denouement to get holes drilled in my teeth. Must remember to watch tonight when I get in (I completely forgot yesterday).

ailsa, Thursday, 28 October 2010 08:43 (thirteen years ago) link

she does look like she's been baked.

and was otherwise terrible with all her travelling stories.

the 507 lives thing, *really* throwaway.

koogs, Thursday, 28 October 2010 21:40 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGntZZ5w0Vc

James Mitchell, Monday, 15 November 2010 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Matt Smith is going to be on the Craig Ferguson show tonight, I will have to record it and watch it tomorrow if I don't go to jail for my traffic tickets.

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 15:29 (thirteen years ago) link

ha that second clip is fantastic (and not just because of multiple Louise Jameson pics)

Baron Strange of Knockin (DJP), Tuesday, 16 November 2010 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vfCaxb2yB60

Gukbe, Tuesday, 16 November 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

So who watched Craig Ferguson tonight?

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 07:47 (thirteen years ago) link

The Christmas Ep is premiering in the US on Christmas Day on BBC America.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link

My in-laws don't have BBC America, and I won't be at home to torrent it. :(

romoing my damn eyes (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 16:52 (thirteen years ago) link

should be scr33ning in Au5tra1!a on Λߢ1 just a few hours after UK premiere, too (ie on B0><!ng Day)

why not post the cold o. and Hardwick too, suzy?

i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 23:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Just worked out who Matt Smith reminds me of - around the 3:50 mark he's the double of Chris Packham.

ia! ia! Cartman fthagn! (aldo), Wednesday, 17 November 2010 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

ok now i'm just worried about how far they're going to run with the Christmas Carol thing

Gukbe, Friday, 19 November 2010 20:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm excited! Maybe a good Christmas story instead of some tarted up effects-fest with tardis car chases and robots playing trombones and crazy bobbins everywhere

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Saturday, 20 November 2010 06:03 (thirteen years ago) link

they can run as far as they like with it, looks like fun

i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Saturday, 20 November 2010 07:25 (thirteen years ago) link

so long as it is not full of angelic suffering children w/ huge eyes being sad, i hate that shit

also: rory still dressed as a centurion: what

嬰ハ長調 (c sharp major), Saturday, 20 November 2010 10:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Amy's still dressed as a police woman as well.

ailsa, Saturday, 20 November 2010 10:14 (thirteen years ago) link

angelic suffering children w/ huge eyes being sad

Oh god this. They were in like every episode of the Rusty years.

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 20 November 2010 11:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Rusty's gone people! it's a new dawn! celebrate it!

i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Saturday, 20 November 2010 12:25 (thirteen years ago) link

happy birthday Doctor Who

i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 06:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Going to be holding a 47th Anniversary Celebratory-type Shindig in Portland tonight! Screening some fun for the rest of the pub

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 06:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Matt Smith interviewed on Nerdist podcast this week. Good stuff!

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 07:07 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm really new to Doctor Who; I've watched a few episodes this season and really liked them, for example I liked the episode where the Daleks were "built" by a scientist under Winston Churchill to fight the Nazis. It's really dorky but really well written stuff and Matt Smith is cool in it. Surprisingly easy to get absorbed in the plots of the episodes too.

jeevves, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 09:20 (thirteen years ago) link

Cool, glad you like it! Funnily that Dalek ep is one of the worst regarded of the season by Who heads.

A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Listened to that Matt Smith interview. No spoilers, natch, but he did say that "something is very wrong with Amy Pond", which I'd guess is related to last season's finale and the whole "time can be rewritten, people can't" thing.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:10 (thirteen years ago) link

Matt, Karen and The Moff have been a bit more specific and a bit more spoilery in other interviews so the spoilerphobic might want to be careful what they read from here on in.

ia! ia! Cartman fthagn! (aldo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:28 (thirteen years ago) link

Have read no spoiler, but can piece stuff together from Amy and Rory appearing as per their fancydress photograph in the trailer.

ailsa, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Cool, glad you like it! Funnily that Dalek ep is one of the worst regarded of the season by Who heads.

― A brownish area with points (chap), Tuesday, November 23, 2010 4:11 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark

Ha, really? I am really new to the show, so... but I liked it because it was so cheesy (the Winston Churchill stuff) and because I had heard about the Daleks for so long that it was a funny way to jump on board. I also liked the ep on vampires in Venice.

jeevves, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 19:49 (thirteen years ago) link

Listened to that Matt Smith interview. No spoilers, natch, but he did say that "something is very wrong with Amy Pond", which I'd guess is related to last season's finale and the whole "time can be rewritten, people can't" thing.

― James Mitchell, Wednesday, 24 November 2010 06:10 (51 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Is she going to be a god/time lord as well? ffs.

Friday: vuvuzela club meeting (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:03 (thirteen years ago) link

i still haven't quite got over Rory just staying in the Centurion clothes for 200 years or however long it was

Noel 1 Kanye 10.0 (blueski), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

More believable than 90% of Rusty's stuff tbh.

ia! ia! Cartman fthagn! (aldo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

She'll never karate kick a Myrrka again. ;_;

ia! ia! Cartman fthagn! (aldo), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Centurion clothes were durable Nestene plastic, hard-wearing and resilient

i'm assuming that it's tity boi, host of the mixtape (sic), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Trivia Fans: In the BBC America version of the finale, they edit out the bit in the Pandoricum video where Rory/The Roman Soldier is seen pulling the Pandicorum out of the exploding warehouse during The Blitz.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

good!

Noel 1 Kanye 10.0 (blueski), Tuesday, 23 November 2010 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/archive/changingwho/10303.shtml

so this guy could've been the first Doctor

http://www.bbc.co.uk/archive/imageArchive/images/10303_gall_001.jpg

Noel 1 Kanye 10.0 (blueski), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 01:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Cuet

That is the stench of tyranny (VegemiteGrrrl), Wednesday, 24 November 2010 02:34 (thirteen years ago) link

and lookee lookee what got "leaked" to youtube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9P4SxtphJ4

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 2 December 2010 07:59 (thirteen years ago) link

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Exotic Flavors of the Midwest, available in corn, bacon, or beef (suzy), Thursday, 2 December 2010 10:16 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

Bum: Nicholas Courtney has died (the Brigadier)
Was hoping he'd get a better return than the half-arsed Sarah Jane appearance

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link

This makes me terribly sad, but his "comeback" in Battlefield was pretty awesome. RIP, Brigadier.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Aw man, r.i.p.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 03:37 (thirteen years ago) link

"You were supposed to die in bed!"

RIP

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 05:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Godspeed, Greyhound 1.

http://i56.tinypic.com/21dl6wg.jpg

progspeed you! black metallers (aldo), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 08:11 (thirteen years ago) link

Seeing posts near the beginning of thread about Mat smith as ugly-hot. I can't get over facial similarity to Frankie Stein (from Whoopee British comic) though mixed with something a lot better looking.

Sad to hear there's still another 2 months before Dr Who returns. Is it split into 2 6 week series this year?

Did I miss anything in only getting one of the Guardian Dr Who audio discs? Will I ever listen to the one I got?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 10:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Apparently it's unfinished - the commercial release, when it comes, will be smith and gillan. But gillan's not recorded her bits yet, so the freebie version just has some stand-in actress reading her parts. Which, to be fair, might make it better anyway.

JimD, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:04 (thirteen years ago) link

BOOM

progressive cuts (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link

:( rip brigadier

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 12:49 (thirteen years ago) link

The Brigadier was always my favourite foil for the Doctor.

but cheese and chips excites me (snoball), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

me too

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

I can't read any more about Nick, it's too upsetting.

http://i53.tinypic.com/28j9qu.jpg

Genuinely a chap with wings now.

progspeed you! black metallers (aldo), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

this is making me tear up a little

RIP Brigadier

DJP, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 22:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Love that pic aldo.

JimD, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I will bring out the old S/N in his honour one more time

Brigadier Lethbridge-Pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Wednesday, 23 February 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

AROOO, this is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3lZoSn5ySQ

no geirs with attitude (blueski), Sunday, 27 March 2011 19:14 (thirteen years ago) link

POTUS seemed to slip into Reagan caricature there momentarily. Also, the "monster in the White House" bit is a good lol.

Esteban Buttezface (Leee), Sunday, 27 March 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Looked like good old president Bill "Ike" Nixclinton.

Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:11 (thirteen years ago) link

if it's set in present-times, there's another timeline crunch for aldo to annotate (though last series' reset button gives them a bunch of leeway)

kris menace isn't even french (sic), Sunday, 27 March 2011 23:52 (thirteen years ago) link

OR DOES IT, HMM?

I am only going to lurk this year btw. Until I explode in a fit of pique.

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Monday, 28 March 2011 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Moffatt did do a bunch of in-story handwaving to waft away the remaining aroma of Rusty's continuity excesses, with which he'd been lumbered. (Though he doesn't seem overly arsed about sticking firmly to a new chronology in the wake of that.)

Maybe you and AA can have an irrationally angry about Dr Who thread to vent in?

kris menace isn't even french (sic), Monday, 28 March 2011 07:04 (thirteen years ago) link

From the side, I thought it was President Logan from 24 at first.

Would very much like a separate Doctor Who IA thread, tbh (not to participate in, just to read)

ailsa, Monday, 28 March 2011 09:59 (thirteen years ago) link

xp not watching it this year, staying out of thread &c.

avant garde a clue (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 March 2011 10:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Reel to reel tape recorder suggests nixon era, as does voice (kinda), nose.

I've forgotten everything I suppose I'm supposed to remember from the last series.

and the hint of parp (ledge), Monday, 28 March 2011 11:33 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, am sure it's meant to be Nixon if any real or real-world-analogue PUSA

kris menace isn't even french (sic), Monday, 28 March 2011 11:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I've forgotten everything I suppose I'm supposed to remember from the last series.

Hooray, the rewriting of time and the cracks have worked!

I figured Logan in 24 was based on Nixon as well, so I wasn't far off.

ailsa, Monday, 28 March 2011 11:37 (thirteen years ago) link

I think we need a new thread for the new series...

Matt DC, Monday, 28 March 2011 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link

VETO

no geirs with attitude (blueski), Monday, 28 March 2011 11:42 (thirteen years ago) link

(Spoiler alert/warning)Oh snap.

http://www.bestweekever.tv/bwe/images/2009/12/SHIT-JUST-GOT-REAL-GIF.gif

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:12 (thirteen years ago) link

He's denied it already btw.

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

it's actually "The Doctor's Sister-Wife"

'lol u stuck with me now watch this ass expand, joeks on u' (DJP), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link

It's "The Doctor's Wilf", about the fan theory regarding Bernard Cribbins' character, whose name was an anagram of TIMELORD WTF.

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, this title has form. JNT used it more than once to try and pin leaks down to a specific individual.

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Monday, 28 March 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

please let's not spoiler here

kris menace isn't even french (sic), Monday, 28 March 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

First story set in 1969, so Nixon

Would like to see Ice Warriors again, since a baddies race that actually aren't baddies is more interesting, and they kind of muffed the Silurians comeback by giving it to a dud writer

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:12 (thirteen years ago) link

though it was really obvious it was Nixon from the clip tbh!

no geirs with attitude (blueski), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Any Ice Warriors story on a TV budget is going to fall short against The Dying Days.

challop: ron peno (sic), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:49 (thirteen years ago) link

If they do the Ice Warriors, they should totally try to get Emma Thompson to show up as an older version of Benny

'lol u stuck with me now watch this ass expand, joeks on u' (DJP), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:50 (thirteen years ago) link

so when are they bringing bonnie langford back then

Romford Spring (DG), Monday, 28 March 2011 23:56 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vIsQ25Krq8

most interesting wtf glimpse occurs at 37 seconds

no geirs with attitude (blueski), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:19 (thirteen years ago) link

also what might be a MINOTAUR

no geirs with attitude (blueski), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

the return of NIMON

whelping at his sandpapery best (DJP), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 17:23 (thirteen years ago) link

The season trailers never fail to get me super stoked.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I am super stoked to see ǝןoɔ ʎןıן and Karen Gillan lez up

Neo Tony (sic), Wednesday, 30 March 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link

lily cole has a face like a sullen pudding, so not so much interested in that, thanks

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Thursday, 31 March 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

but also super stoked by trailer in general

the most cuddlesome bug that ever was borned (James Morrison), Thursday, 31 March 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I didn't see the lezzing up in the trailer. I too am super stoked by that (as much as non-porn lezzing up can ever be super-stoking) but yeh, the whole trailer looks fun. Sad clown sitting on the bed was a bit Shining, I'[ve got high hopes for this series.

Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Thursday, 31 March 2011 07:44 (thirteen years ago) link

most interesting wtf glimpse occurs at 37 seconds

The bloke from Outcasts? BBC SF mashup!

and the hint of parp (ledge), Thursday, 31 March 2011 08:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Also, was that a glimpse of the clown from the painting in the hall in the Corden episode?

Stevie T, Thursday, 31 March 2011 08:55 (thirteen years ago) link

A bit too stoked for this as well...

anna sui generis (suzy), Thursday, 31 March 2011 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Wasn't the clown the Doctor?

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Thursday, 31 March 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Kids + "look behind you" sounds a bit tired-Moffat to me, but I will try to keep the faith.

Alba, Friday, 1 April 2011 23:37 (thirteen years ago) link

i'll probably never get tired of that but am trying to keep the faith re Doctor saving himself paradoxes

black bloc bologna (blueski), Friday, 1 April 2011 23:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Possible spoilery talk follows, please ignore if required ...

The back-of-the-DVD text for the first 7 eps mentions a bubble universe containing an old friend with a new face -- are we talking a certain person once played by Mrs Richard Dawkins here?

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Monday, 4 April 2011 00:09 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-12969897

"Children absolutely rank Doctor Who stories in order of frightening-ness - that's what it's about.

"You put the jokes in and the silly bits in for the adults and you put the scares in for the kids."

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 13:07 (thirteen years ago) link

2-month break in the middle of the series sucks. I suppose it means they don't have to worry about running it in the school holidays/height of summer.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I am annoyed by this too -- a lot of the US cable series do this, and it is never not irritating.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:38 (thirteen years ago) link

There's no (well, very little) continuity across episodes, though, so I see it as a way of just drawing out the pleasure. It would suck if it were all over in three months.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ exciting

they call him (remy bean), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

Not reading that. For the first time since 2005 I'm going into this series without knowing anything about any of the episodes.

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 17:49 (thirteen years ago) link

i think the 2 month break is an awesome plan. esp as it means who in autumn WHEN IT IS MEANT TO BE ON

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 6 April 2011 20:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Episode titles aren't spoilers, right?

1. The Impossible Astronaut (pt1, Steven Moffat)
2. Day of the Moon (pt2, Steven Moffat)
3. The Curse of the Black Spot (Steve Thompson)
4. The Doctor's Wife (Neil Gaiman)
5. The Rebel Flesh (pt1, Matthew Graham)
6. The Almost People (pt2, Matthew Graham)
7. A Good Man Goes To War (Steven Moffat)

JimD, Thursday, 7 April 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link

No, they only are when I mention them. In fact, Dan and I got a NO SPOILERS for referring even obliquely to the title of the Gaiman ep. It's enough to make you think there's a conspiracy.

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Thursday, 7 April 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

In fact, on 28th March.

The prequel to the first ep (which it's not clear if you need to watch) is on the website btw.

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Thursday, 7 April 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

No, they only are when I mention them. In fact, Dan and I got a NO SPOILERS for referring even obliquely to the title of the Gaiman ep. It's enough to make you think there's a conspiracy.

― I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Friday, 8 April 2011 03:55

lol, because I was asleep at A QUARTER TO FOUR IN THE MORNING and not leaping onto the internet in case you took longer than nine minutes to reply? I accidentally read the last one of those titles while scrolling past, and I am indeed mildly annoyed about knowing it.

[and thus being able to draw inferences about characters and plots that might be in an episode TWO MONTHS AWAY, and which will have been built up to by SIX PREVIOUS EPISODES about which I know nothing. except that one's in puɐןɐɔıɹǝɯɐ]

a bunch of us ITT have said that we rly like avoiding reading anything about upcoming Who, and thus bringing a sense of fresh, childlike wonder to our viewing, because a) we are all sappy nostalgists about watching the show as kids and b) it is designed to reward that attitude so why not meet it halfway. it's about a way some people enjoy the show, that happens to not be the way others like and choose to enjoy the show - it's nothing personal about you!

you big nerdy mentalist you.

Ita Buttrock (sic), Friday, 8 April 2011 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I've got your back here, I'm pretty much sticking to the "only what's just been on the screen" rule ITT - I only mentioned the prequel because it's not clear whether it's necessary or not. Jim, who posted it, was firmly in the camp you describe in your last paragraph for previous seasons.

I wasn't annoyed when I wrote what you quoted, there probably should have been a winky or something after it.

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Friday, 8 April 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Er yeah I'm 100% hardcore butthurt spoilerphobe but c'mon, episode titles? Those things appear ON SCREEN in BIG LETTERS at the start of the episodes. And even then, I added a line to say "hey, these are episode titles" so that people could still choose to skip over them if they wanted to. "I tried to skip it and read it by accident bah" is...I dunno, nuts.

Apart from anything else, it's been common practice in previous Who threads to make the episode list the top post for a new season's thread.

JimD, Friday, 8 April 2011 08:23 (thirteen years ago) link

blueski actually embedded the trailer. i can't believe he's not banned tbqh.

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Friday, 8 April 2011 08:24 (thirteen years ago) link

If you don't want to know anything at all about the upcoming series you probably shouldn't be reading the thread about the upcoming series. Nothing wrong with posting titles at all.

Matt DC, Friday, 8 April 2011 08:53 (thirteen years ago) link

Those things appear ON SCREEN in BIG LETTERS at the start of the episodes.

Yes, five minutes INTO the episode you are already watching, not two months before

And even then, I added a line to say "hey, these are episode titles" so that people could still choose to skip over them if they wanted to.

I know, appreciated - hence trying to scroll past!

"I tried to skip it and read it by accident bah" is...I dunno, nuts.

my (deliberately here) extreme position is also exacerbated by being unable to get useful information out of the b33b at work, like launch dates and TX durations and.... ep titles, so seeing them bandied about for pre-screening discussion in the ~outside world~ rankles especially

(but, y'know, "mildly")

Apart from anything else, it's been common practice in previous Who threads to make the episode list the top post for a new season's thread.

and fuck that imo

but sorry to everyone who doesn't want to read this thread-clogging nonsense!

Ita Buttrock (sic), Friday, 8 April 2011 10:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Just trying to imagine a season preview thread that contained absolutely zero preview information though.

"ooh, Doctor Who's coming back soon"
"hooray!"
"i love doctor who"
"i wonder what will happen in the new episodes"
"i have no idea!"
"me neither!"
"matt smith is great"
"is he still going to be in it?"
"who knows!?"
etc

JimD, Friday, 8 April 2011 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha, yeah, I know I'm pro-speculation there, but speculation still needs to be based on something. And episode titles are the right kind of something, really.

JimD, Friday, 8 April 2011 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link

Just trying to imagine a season preview thread

if you scroll up I think you'll find 97% of this thread is actually talking about the episodes after they've TXed

Ita Buttrock (sic), Friday, 8 April 2011 11:28 (thirteen years ago) link

(loled at 3than's post in that linked thread, then loled again at ken's)

Ita Buttrock (sic), Friday, 8 April 2011 11:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Ok then

Just trying to imagine a season preview thread discussion

JimD, Friday, 8 April 2011 11:31 (thirteen years ago) link

episode titles have always been posted on who ilx threads in advance tho right? on that basis i'd say mentions of upcoming guest stars are also ok, at least if widely publicised.

it's worth noting that none of the above titles mention actual 'monsters' anyway (assuming The Black Spot isn't really a thing - that one actually sounds fake :/)

black bloc bologna (blueski), Friday, 8 April 2011 11:39 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe under Moffat the titles do feel more important now tho, being increasingly 'arc'd up'

black bloc bologna (blueski), Friday, 8 April 2011 11:40 (thirteen years ago) link

you all know amy dies in episode 2 right

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 8 April 2011 12:35 (thirteen years ago) link

really tho no Doctor/Amy/Rory is dead cliffhangers ever again ffs

black bloc bologna (blueski), Friday, 8 April 2011 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Real answer: the Doctor is a replicant, Amy is a cylon, and Rory is the island.

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 8 April 2011 13:46 (thirteen years ago) link

That would make River a Visitor, right?

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Friday, 8 April 2011 13:47 (thirteen years ago) link

River = the Dominion

Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Friday, 8 April 2011 13:49 (thirteen years ago) link

River is the smoking man

VegemiteGrrl, Friday, 8 April 2011 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Haha, there's something written by somebody else since my last post I would get lynched for saying because it was in DWM and there have been a flurry of production team tweets about it. So much controversy (in the Who world) I very nearly posted about it.

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Friday, 8 April 2011 14:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyway, have one of these and all be friends together waiting for the new episodes.

http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5221/5561066862_bd9f19b89d.jpg

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Friday, 8 April 2011 16:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Tell you what I hate: walking around town and seeing posters for forthcoming films that GIVE AWAY THEIR FUCKING TITLES.

Alba, Sunday, 10 April 2011 13:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Has anyone else seen the prequel, and are we (or are we not) talking about it since it's only on the website and is not available outside of Britain? (See also trailers, including the US-only one)

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Sunday, 10 April 2011 13:56 (thirteen years ago) link

we talked about it upthread

the George Washington of butts (sic), Sunday, 10 April 2011 14:00 (thirteen years ago) link

? I see talk about UK trailer 2 only.

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Sunday, 10 April 2011 14:22 (thirteen years ago) link

isn't the prequel just the 2 minute clip i originally embedded (Tricky Dicky & Moffat-autopilot-but-still-awesome shenans)?

black bloc bologna (blueski), Sunday, 10 April 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, I think so. and then there was a season trailer. AFAIK that's all that has been released, audio-visually.

I love my puppy -- and she loves me! (Viceroy), Sunday, 10 April 2011 16:15 (thirteen years ago) link

There's more than one version of the Tricky Dicky film, there's a US only trailer that doesn't have anything from the one upthread on it, there's a different UK trailer after it and there is more than one edit of all the trailers (for a specific plot reason).

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Sunday, 10 April 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

BBC America trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVAgyBOe84w

black bloc bologna (blueski), Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the Britisher trailer instead

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

But either way OMG EXCITED

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

River is the smoking man

― VegemiteGrrl, Friday, April 8, 2011 2:00 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

irl lol

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:31 (thirteen years ago) link

US trailer gives glimpses of some 'scarier' shit than the previous one but not much else of note

black bloc bologna (blueski), Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

my real fear remains that their welcome upping of creepiness will just be hampered as usual by Gold's incessant cranked up orchestral shite

black bloc bologna (blueski), Sunday, 10 April 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

there's certainly a lot of characters holding guns in that trailer... whats worse, Moffat's guns-are-cool agenda or his pro-heteronormtaive agenda? (note I don't think he actually consciously has these agendas but its food for posts maybe)

I love my puppy -- and she loves me! (Viceroy), Sunday, 10 April 2011 18:44 (thirteen years ago) link

^^ marvellously polite trolling

Alba, Sunday, 10 April 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Rights holders are fucking idiots.

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:13 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ US-style voiceover. half-expecting "from the creator of Coupling..."

Roz, Monday, 11 April 2011 00:06 (thirteen years ago) link

"The genius behind Press Gang brings you..."

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:12 (thirteen years ago) link

? I see talk about UK trailer 2 only.

― I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:22 (10 hours ago)

POTUS seemed to slip into Reagan caricature there momentarily. Also, the "monster in the White House" bit is a good lol.

― Esteban Buttezface (Leee), Monday, 28 March 2011 09:33 (2 weeks ago)

Looked like good old president Bill "Ike" Nixclinton.

― Threadkiller General (Viceroy), Monday, 28 March 2011 10:11 (2 weeks ago)

if it's set in present-times, there's another timeline crunch for aldo to annotate (though last series' reset button gives them a bunch of leeway)

― kris menace isn't even french (sic), Monday, 28 March 2011 10:52 (2 weeks ago)

OR DOES IT, HMM?

I am only going to lurk this year btw. Until I explode in a fit of pique.

― I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Monday, 28 March 2011 17:58 (2 weeks ago)

From the side, I thought it was President Logan from 24 at first.

― ailsa, Monday, 28 March 2011 20:59 (2 weeks ago)

Reel to reel tape recorder suggests nixon era, as does voice (kinda), nose.

― and the hint of parp (ledge), Monday, 28 March 2011 22:33 (2 weeks ago)

yeah, am sure it's meant to be Nixon if any real or real-world-analogue PUSA

― kris menace isn't even french (sic), Monday, 28 March 2011 22:35 (2 weeks ago)

I figured Logan in 24 was based on Nixon as well, so I wasn't far off.

― ailsa, Monday, 28 March 2011 22:37 (2 weeks ago)

also lol:

xp not watching it this year, staying out of thread &c.

― avant garde a clue (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 28 March 2011 21:05 (2 weeks ago)

the George Washington of butts (sic), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:36 (thirteen years ago) link

you're an angry angry man

You Say Various Things (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I am smiling when I type "lol"

the George Washington of butts (sic), Monday, 11 April 2011 00:54 (thirteen years ago) link

And now a new new new BBC America trailer, and a CBBC trailer.

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 06:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Murray Gold's Revamp of the Dr Who Theme

Algerian Goalkeeper, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

One week guys!!

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 17 April 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

:D

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 17 April 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

12 days for legally-minded mongrels

Hypermotard: (sic), Sunday, 17 April 2011 23:38 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.urlesque.com/2011/04/15/doctor-who-celebrity-tweets-american-accent/

Our pals at Buzzfeed managed to get a sit-down with the cast of Doctor Who, and they did what any respectable American would do -- got Matt Smith, Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill to read asinine celebrity tweets in the best American accents they could muster. If you've ever wanted to hear The Doctor struggling with a Sarah Palin quote, this is probably your only chance. The highlight of the whole thing might be The Doctor's lovely companion misprouncing "Ghostface Killah." Instant classic!

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Monday, 18 April 2011 06:12 (thirteen years ago) link

grr the new episode was dangled in front of me on a hard drive this afternoon but I was not allowed to touch it

ɥƃnoɥʇ ƃuoʃ sǝʇnuıɯ Ɛᔭ s,ʇı ʍouʞ op I

Hypermotard: (sic), Monday, 18 April 2011 07:22 (thirteen years ago) link

How many minutes?

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Monday, 18 April 2011 08:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Hoping for 93

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 18 April 2011 08:07 (thirteen years ago) link

ha ha, 43

was hoping for another hour-plus like last year

Hypermotard: (sic), Monday, 18 April 2011 08:15 (thirteen years ago) link

<3 <3

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 18 April 2011 18:22 (thirteen years ago) link

so psyched, my 13 yo niece has discovered Who and is all caught up on the new-Who seasons, ready for next weekend. Yay!

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 18 April 2011 18:23 (thirteen years ago) link

I watched Planet of the Spiders on Saturday.

I said Omorotic, not homo-erotic (aldo), Monday, 18 April 2011 18:31 (thirteen years ago) link

Karen Gillan u r so pretty but come on, "natl" != "NATO." (TBF, Matt was wrong too -- who knew Rory is the brains of the outfit?)

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 03:25 (thirteen years ago) link

apropos nowt

http://www.tor.com//images/stories/blogs/11_01/Radio-Times-David-Tennant-Karen-Gillan.jpg

― ˆᴥˆ (blueski), Monday, April 18, 2011 4:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

mods can we turn this to a tinyurl or something? it seems to show the tenth doctor coming back and i did NOT want to be spoilered http://www.sherv.net/cm/emo/angry/3d-mad.gif

a random quote of mine abt a shitty rapper (history mayne), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 07:35 (thirteen years ago) link

my sister claims that's an old photo from the mag's year-end retrospective and doesn't mean anything relating to the new season

burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 08:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Sounds like guff to me:

http://www.cam.ac.uk/research/news/ex-tra-po-late-moral-philosophy-and-the-daleks/

Alba, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 08:32 (thirteen years ago) link

(as someone said on Twitter, a) Daleks are scary without knowing their back story and b) this would apply more to Cybermen)

Alba, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 08:34 (thirteen years ago) link

Actually, what am I saying? Daleks aren't scary.

Alba, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Tennant looks disturbingly like Charlie Sheen in that photo.

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 08:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I like his suit

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 13:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh shit, RIP Elisabeth Sladen. :(

JimD, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

fat fat fat fat Usher (DJP), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:14 (thirteen years ago) link

WHAT?

NO!!! noooooooooooooooooo

;_;

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:16 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-13137674

JimD, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:17 (thirteen years ago) link

What?

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

Very sorry to hear about Elisabeth Sladen, a great actor, special to everyone of my generation and a whole new one.
http://twitter.com/#!/Paul_Cornell/status/60424968957210624

James Mitchell, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Umm... I can't post just now.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

unbelievable

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

RIP Sarah Jane

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

only 63..damn

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

What in the... so sad.

a modest broposal (suzy), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:31 (thirteen years ago) link

rip

pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:33 (thirteen years ago) link

fuck cancer

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

RIP

grill 'em bake 'em fry 'em burn 'em (snoball), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

It's like finding out that Santa Claus is dead...I honestly never thought about Sarah Jane, yknow...dying

fuck cancer otm
goddammit

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thjWMWzUa30

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:48 (thirteen years ago) link

:(

scotstvo, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Aw man, fuck.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

this is just wrong... I don't know how to handle this. so... WRONG!
RIP :(

No pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Firing up Hand of Fear right now.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

ELDRAD MUST...

Oh fuck.

I'm struggling.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:28 (thirteen years ago) link

FUCK

iSnack2.0Grrl (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:29 (thirteen years ago) link

oh jeez that farewell clip...bawling real tears now

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Moat astounding thing is that she kept performing through it all. They've been shooting another series of SJA, i mean

iSnack2.0Grrl (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:30 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, you're right. She was pretty Sarah Jane-like irl, I guess too. Bless her.

oh damn

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:32 (thirteen years ago) link

Fucking hell, she's genuinely brilliant in this.

Ignore me if I post again.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:38 (thirteen years ago) link

I hate crying at work

Trip Maker, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:39 (thirteen years ago) link

"Don't forget me"

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel bad for not staying with Sarah Jane Adventures now ;_;

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 21:54 (thirteen years ago) link

Now hit with the realisation that William Russell, Fraze, Debbie, Padders, Katy, Jackie Lane, Anneke, Maureen and Blue Peter are all much older.

Tom Baker is 10 years older and the Wet Vet is only 3 younger.

In more positive news, Hand is still awesome. Glyn Houston is probably the best thing in it though. I almost wish I had gone for Pyramids just for "I hit it, I know I did..."

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

No no no - this is awful

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Tuesday, 19 April 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link

damn...

Nhex, Tuesday, 19 April 2011 23:02 (thirteen years ago) link

aw jeez, that's too sad....poor k-9

VegemiteGrrl, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 04:06 (thirteen years ago) link

I know--it almost makes me cry

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Wednesday, 20 April 2011 06:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Aw fuck. Missed the news yesterday. This is unbelievably sad.

Alex in Montreal, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 14:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm selling a bunch of the mid-90s Virgin "New Adventures" paperbacks.

First Frontier,
Warlock,
Conundrum,
Warchild,
Head Games,
The Dimension Riders,
Cat's Cradle: Witch Mark
Parasite
and Oh No It Isn't.

Anybody interested? Email me for details.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Thursday, 21 April 2011 02:50 (thirteen years ago) link

It's looking like it'll be a four-person TARDIS entourage this time, which'll be fun and will allow for lots of potential for secrets and shifting allegiances.

Matt DC, Thursday, 21 April 2011 08:37 (thirteen years ago) link

And lezzing up.

Alba, Thursday, 21 April 2011 09:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Nice preview at The Quietus. Might be a bit spoilery for some though, so don't shoot the messenger!

http://thequietus.com/articles/06141-doctor-who-new-series-preview

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Thursday, 21 April 2011 09:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I saw the first picture about a month ago and it's definitely too spoilery for here.

This story is a pile of wtf though.

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/TV/2011/04/21/Vieira-to-appear-on-Doctor-Who/UPI-24691303434075/

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Friday, 22 April 2011 11:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Obviously, I thought it was going to be Patrick.

scotstvo, Friday, 22 April 2011 11:29 (thirteen years ago) link

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

górecki's zygotic mynci (c sharp major), Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Kind of annoyed that BBCAmerica is waiting til MIDNIGHT to show this but...WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I enjoyed that, except that I have become obsessed with how badly Murray Gold wants to bury the proper theme tune under sound effects and noises of his own devising so he can push his GOLD AGENDAR and bring in his own theme tune.

trishyb, Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:55 (thirteen years ago) link

I think this series may be where "timey-wimey" takes over to the point where people who aren't me start wishing teh Moff was as clever as he thinks he is.

I went to Thornbury this afternoon in a Lis tribute. I did not take a stuffed owl.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh, I had scooted off to CBBC for the Lis thing and didn't see it, apparently Next Time was dead, dead spoilery?

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 23 April 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

did you take a tennis racket?

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 23 April 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Yes, and a yellow raincoat.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 23 April 2011 18:06 (thirteen years ago) link

;_;

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 23 April 2011 18:08 (thirteen years ago) link

I think this series may be where "timey-wimey" takes over to the point where people who aren't me start wishing teh Moff was as clever as he thinks he is.

God I wish you're right.

Apropos of fuck-all we watch the xmas special on Friday. Awful, but then this whole thread seems to agree so that's all right. Thinking about watching at least the first one this weekend (open-minded of course) just to see where it's going.

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 23 April 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm going to need a pot of coffee, twelve Jammie Dodgers and a fez

spellcheck is really advanced these days (cajunsunday), Saturday, 23 April 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Wow, the tone of it is totally different to, say, the first episode last year. Got completely lost in it from beginning to end, aside from a little yawn during River's speech to Rory.

James Mitchell, Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

The 'spoilers' thing that River says is a bit tired getting.

scotstvo, Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

there's no way they can fit all that in the next episode.

standing on the shoulders of pissants (ledge), Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I felt like that during her first appearance. I feel like I might have mentioned it.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

yay turns out my tivo is a moron, Who showing at 6pm, not midnight as first thought! again I say Woooooooooooooooo!!!'

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

i have a real chip on my shoulder about moffat's timey-wimey business, i was v. upset at the shenanigans w/old and young versions coexisting in the christmas special. my sister watched this episode without me and came back and said "so yeah you're not going to like this."

burn me at the stake if you must (reddening), Saturday, 23 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't remember anything egregiously paradoxical or handwavy in the xmas special. Not that that means anything, with my memory. But River going on about how they're moving in different directions - I just can't be fucked to expend the intellectual effort to figure out if that makes conceptual sense or not.

Aliens in this ep though: scariest looking Greys ever. That bathroom scene, Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesus they didn't really hold back on the fear factor there.

standing on the shoulders of pissants (ledge), Saturday, 23 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

otm that was probably the creepiest thing i've ever seen in DW. why have the Silent actually be able to speak tho? seems to devalue their concept...

appreciated that moffat had river explain about paradox problems to amy and rory as a way of re-assurance that he was still respecting that kind of thing to some extent, re-establishing the rules (only the doctor can fuck around with spacetime, save himself etc.).

liked the easter island reference (re smith's head shape).

it was probably the most gorgeous episode they've ever done esp. the (groom?) lake scenes, astronaut in the water etc. amazing lighting.

hoping more battlestar galactica bit players show up (romo lampkin!).

but didn't get amy's 'btw i'm preganant' bit at all tho, and the cliffhanger was shit (as they usually are).

ˆᴥˆ (blueski), Sunday, 24 April 2011 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Moffatt's one of the few Who writers to actually use time travel and its implications for the plot. (Blink is incredible for me due to the pretzel of the story, not so much the Angels, which are also great.) Most Who stuff is very linear and just uses time travel to appear in an exotic location inevitably featuring an incongruous monster. So for me all this meeting-before-we-met stuff is a gas.

Was thinking for a minute that Amy's pregnant with River who's the Doctor's daughter and also his assassin, but then I remembered the constant flirting (handcuffs conversation with Tennant/'I'm a screamer' etc). Didn't Amy and the Dr make out at some point though? Could have sworn that happened last season but I can't remember when. The nausea came up after she'd first seen the greys though, so the pregnancy may be Amy's subconscious trying to rationalize her experience.

Brakhage, Sunday, 24 April 2011 02:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Ahh hah hah I totally missed the Easter Island bit, that's awesome

btw the Laurel and Hardy is Flying Deuces

Brakhage, Sunday, 24 April 2011 02:23 (thirteen years ago) link

the (groom?) lake scenes

Oh that would've been utterly brilliant! Unfortunately Groom Lake is actually a salt flat and not a real lake... it just looks like one from above.

No pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Sunday, 24 April 2011 03:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I'm sort of thinking along the same lines as Brakhage but can't get out of it...what if Amy AND River are pregnant. And somehow they're...the same? Daughter/mother? Idk, just making stuff up. But great first part, always love Romo Lampkin showing up in my favorite shows. Those Greys are aaaaaggh under the bedcovers scary as all get out.

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 24 April 2011 03:47 (thirteen years ago) link

They had beefy phallic aye-aye type middle fingers. Yucko!

offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Sunday, 24 April 2011 03:53 (thirteen years ago) link

And the little eyes set waaaay back... ew *shudder*

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 24 April 2011 03:55 (thirteen years ago) link

Didn't Amy and the Dr make out at some point though? Could have sworn that happened last season but I can't remember when.

Amy tried to bone him, he got flustered, retrieved Rory

Unusatralian (sic), Sunday, 24 April 2011 06:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I thought it was fantastic. Bring on the timey-wimey stuff I say - it's a show about a time traveller after all. Of course there's always the danger that the Moff is writing himself into a timey-wimey corner, but the first episode is supposed to be confounding, throwing all these major plot points at us and having us scratching our heads and gasping for more. Seriously creepy too. The Silence are horribly scary. Their pallid, moist flesh. The hands! Argh! The way they cross their hands over their chest while resting! Yikes! When they killed the woman in the bathroom I was genuinely shocked. Really nasty stuff. I don't think the Silence is a ref to their speech - after all, we've been hearing 'silence will fall' since the last season. I guess 'the silence' is their evil plan for domination. So now we know who was trying to make a Tardis in the Lodger. Now they're back in 1969, with a very old Tardis console underground, so there must be some timey-wimey shenanigans going on from The Silence too. They're messing with the rules too. And who is the astronaut? What's her connection to the Silence? Is she a good guy perhaps? Maybe she killed future-Doctor because of what Amy has done? And how will they get out of the Doctor's death? Brilliant opener - thrills, chills and so many questions.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 24 April 2011 09:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I really liked this. Damn.

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 10:09 (thirteen years ago) link

i fucking love the timey-wimey bullshit tbh.

also the sauciness.

also when the doctor's all like 'no i'm not going why would i go to 1969 on the mysterious word of someone you won't tell me about' and this little smile breaks through because obviously he's totally excited by the idea, oh his ridiculous face

(ps i totally assumed that when the kid was saying 'spaceman' she meant 'alien' bcz in 1969 the word 'spaceman' maybe didn't have a fixed meaning yet?)

górecki's zygotic mynci (c sharp major), Sunday, 24 April 2011 10:14 (thirteen years ago) link

I like River when she's being all Carry On Up The Tardis but the "spoilers" thing is kind of annoying.

Really enjoyed that, feels like Moffat correctly identified that the first episode of a series is usually kind of weak and just decided to go all out from the start. Also those aliens are very very creepy indeed, excellent work there. Felt like a bit of an amalgam of Moffat-bits (timey wimey, scary spacesuit, disembodied child voice, aliens you can't turn your back on) but I love all those elements so who cares.

Also I like the entourage feel now, there's just more possibility with four main characters rather than two. Hope they stick with it for the course of the season.

Doctor-death is so obviously Moff appearing to paint himself into a corner that it can't actually be that, although I suspect we won't know the conclusion to this story until right at the end of the series.

Matt DC, Sunday, 24 April 2011 11:15 (thirteen years ago) link

Also one of the many reasons I prefer Moff to Rusty is that he understands the value of an overarching mystery running through the series, which Rusty was never very good at and just ended up building anticipation by ramping up the blockbuster value instead.

Matt DC, Sunday, 24 April 2011 11:18 (thirteen years ago) link

I seems to me that The Doctor has engineered his own death so as to resolve some kind of timey-wimey paradox that will be revealed later. He seemed to know he was going to die. He needs his companions and past-self to save the day.
There's also the notion that River Song is the astronaut, which is intriguing but maybe a bit obvious. If she is, then she'd be crossing her own timeline surely? But then it is an 'impossible' astronaut...
As Matt DC says, the mystery is part of the fun.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 24 April 2011 11:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Fucking loved this but then I really do love the timey-wimey shenanigans.

I like how the show has really come into its own under Moff - it feels different somehow from the Rusty era. Like I just can't imagine Rose or Martha or Captain Jack falling in with this lot, though I can't say why exactly.

Roz, Sunday, 24 April 2011 12:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Someone elsewhere has said Rusty makes Michael Bay films whereas The Moff makes Inception. Hard to disagree.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Sunday, 24 April 2011 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

The 'spoilers' thing that River says is a bit tired getting.

I thought this until this episode, because this was the first time we've been in on the secret she's keeping by saying it, and the magnitude of some of the things she must be hiding behind the cutesy "spoilers" tag became apparent.

trishyb, Sunday, 24 April 2011 12:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Loved the memory-wiping alien guys.

This was the first Who I've actually ever watched, so I can't really judge how good an episode it was, but it kind of had everything to entice a newbie.

Davek (davek_00), Sunday, 24 April 2011 12:48 (thirteen years ago) link

it feels different somehow from the Rusty era. Like I just can't imagine Rose or Martha or Captain Jack falling in with this lot, though I can't say why exactly.

yeah i couldn't help but think back to 'New Earth' (ergh) and how this is just several levels up in every way but it's not a fair comparison really.

slight fear that things could end up a bit too 'the astronaut comes out of the lake because i saw it come out of the lake' re explanations if you know what i mean. doesn't seem like it can just be someone the Doctor knows (inc. himself) in any meaningful sense (nor actually a child in a suit obv).

they're not going to explain why the silence wear suits (or how they get them on) are they? good cos that's not necessary really. definitely not...

most interesting thing about 'next week': markings on faces...curious because 'the impossible astronaut' already a play/ref on 'the impossible planet' but doubt there's any connection really.

ˆᴥˆ (blueski), Sunday, 24 April 2011 12:50 (thirteen years ago) link

Got setup I thought - everyone's got secrets from one another, except Rory who's kind of bottom of the food chain.

I wonder if the Silences are actually mutated FBI agents? I like the idea of there being a Nixon alien conspiracy, even if the Americans were all a bit rubbish.

Good work of Matt Smith's Doctor to make it through 200 years without regenerating though.

Matt DC, Sunday, 24 April 2011 13:52 (thirteen years ago) link

The end reminds me of the story my friend's dad would tell us over and over, about when he shot a child in Vietnam who had jumped up & surprised him.

offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Sunday, 24 April 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Really enjoyed that. Shooting a kid in the head was a pretty dark "did they really just do that?" kind of cliffhanger. (Okay, she obviously won't turn out to be dead, but still.) There was a great swagger here that seemed much more confident than the last series, without being too self-congratulation-y in the RTD style.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 24 April 2011 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link

loved the way Amy turned and shot and then screamed...wow Abbs, I cannot even imagine how harrowing for him to have done that irl. Jeez.

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:19 (thirteen years ago) link

The episode featured aliens partly inspired by Edvard Munch's The Scream.
...sez the Beeb.

James Mitchell, Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:34 (thirteen years ago) link

I enjoyed the episode.Story line is good, bad nixon impressions, USA alien conspiracy in-jokes and I also like the timey wimey stuff.
The tone of it is totally different,and it will be interesting to see that develop. However I did find it a bit arrogant at times. The sentiment felt like "aren't we clever at this?" and Dr Who is good, because it doesn't know it's good. I like Matt Smith as the Doctor a lot,but fear that Moffat and co. may start to parody itself. If that makes sense?

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Sunday, 24 April 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah if there's a criticism of Moffat, it's that he runs the risk of having too much plot and not enough character development. The River-Doctor burgeoning romance is potentially interesting (especially once we find out more about River in general) but they need to find some way to explore more of Amy and Rory's motivations rather than just having them running around doing what the plot tells them to do.

Roz, Sunday, 24 April 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

Good call, I like the character of River,a good strong female lead.Your so right about Amy and Rory, I am losing my fondness of them, and now with the pregnancy plot it feels a bit like Holby City at times. That might be a bit harsh but we need more of their motivations. Saying that, I liked the custard and fish reference. Felt warm and fuzzy.

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Sunday, 24 April 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah I def agree with that. I also get nervous that the timey-wimey stuff could get overused, because I would imagine for a writer it could be a fairly addictive device. I dont love the meeting versions of selves stuff...but overall i do love the story and where it could lead

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 24 April 2011 17:59 (thirteen years ago) link

i get the feeling that the astronaut who kills the doctor is really amy. anybody else?

they call him (remy bean), Sunday, 24 April 2011 18:03 (thirteen years ago) link

Timey wimey stuff works because it makes it more exciting, more stuff happens and larger adventures are covered in a small amount of time. I know what you mean by addictive but in previous episodes it can all go on a bit too much. I like fast pace doctor!

I'm not keen on meeting versions of selves stuff either, think it is a bit cheesy. I hope the astronaut is a new character, or something dark and sinister, or even better, part of a series long story arc (I bloody love them I do!)

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Sunday, 24 April 2011 18:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I like River when she's being all Carry On Up The Tardis

love this

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 21:58 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, I had major out loud giggles over that

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 24 April 2011 21:59 (thirteen years ago) link

Also the girl in the spacesuit played Alex Kingston's daughter in Marchlands. She's an incredibly talented actor and hopefully gets to ~do something~ in next week's episode.

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 22:01 (thirteen years ago) link

Have I seen her in something else? She looks so familar..

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 24 April 2011 22:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I liked the agent dude that was in battlestar galactica, I don't know his name but he definitely raised the bar acting wise.

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Sunday, 24 April 2011 22:11 (thirteen years ago) link

ROMO LAMPKIN <3

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 24 April 2011 22:20 (thirteen years ago) link

not his real name, but honestly it kind of is

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 24 April 2011 22:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Have I seen her in something else? She looks so familar..

― VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 25 April 2011 08:09 (21 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3041653/ <-- I haven't so

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Ahhh Romo Lampkin, cheers for that!

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Sunday, 24 April 2011 22:40 (thirteen years ago) link

So I need to get a Stetson now?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 24 April 2011 22:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't remember the Silence at all, apparently because I looked away? (Also, Moff seems to have nicked the idea from Mark Waid's Legion of Super Heroes.) Did we actually see them/were they explicitly referenced in The Pandorica Opens?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 24 April 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

Anyway, thought the tone was terribly uneven -- big shadow of melancholy cast over half the characters, and then the usual Doctor-y hijinks, which didn't quite reach the level of wistfulness that it was going for -- so it was hard for me to settle in and just watch/enjoy/get scared by it.

I also love crazy timey wimey but none of the Moffet-era stories have really affected me much compared to his RTD-era episodes.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 24 April 2011 23:05 (thirteen years ago) link

Also:

“There’s no question that Time Lords can die, there’s never been a question about that The Doctor’s is running from real death, he’s not running from the possibility of a new body, so if you kill him fast enough then yes he won’t regenerate. You know he’s going to die one day, he’s definitely out there, one of the creepy things about the doctor, is that it must occur to him as he wonders through all of space and time that his body’s in a grave somewhere. He really does die in that first scene and that really is him. He starts to regenerate and then gets shot during that regeneration cycle, so he doesn’t live forever and he’s not indestructible.”
— Steven Moffat

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 24 April 2011 23:28 (thirteen years ago) link

woooow

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

;_;

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 24 April 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

He really does die in that first scene and that really is him. He starts to regenerate and then gets shot during that regeneration cycle

Good work of Matt Smith's Doctor to make it through 200 years without regenerating though.

Oh come on

a fucking stove just fell on my foot. (Colonel Poo), Sunday, 24 April 2011 23:41 (thirteen years ago) link

There'll be a clause. Like the BBC would let Moffat walk in off the street and just take control of the end of the whole property.

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 24 April 2011 23:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Exactly!

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 24 April 2011 23:55 (thirteen years ago) link

or that is the doctor and he does die, but he is cloned/reborn/recruited from a parallel universe/ and a 'new' doctor begins even though he is basically the same, and can have regenerations anew / a new start

they call him (remy bean), Monday, 25 April 2011 00:52 (thirteen years ago) link

I reckon Moffat likes honestly telling 50% truth just to mess w people

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 25 April 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Like he is witholding a key caveat

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 25 April 2011 00:56 (thirteen years ago) link

where is that moffat quote actually from? surely nobody really wants to see the doctor die like that so why do it (the fact that Amy, Rory, River and the Doctor have all died at least once already now feels a bit of a cheat, and moffat's been good before at keeping major characters away from repeated direct life-threatening scenarios because that does get tedious)?

ˆᴥˆ (blueski), Monday, 25 April 2011 01:02 (thirteen years ago) link

moffat's gone from 'everybody lives' to 'everybody dies all the time' basically

ˆᴥˆ (blueski), Monday, 25 April 2011 01:04 (thirteen years ago) link

drunk with Whedon-power

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 25 April 2011 01:56 (thirteen years ago) link

I loved the River/Rory conversation because the first time we meet River, the Doctor has no clue who she is and she dies at the end of the story, just like she was fearing here.

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Monday, 25 April 2011 02:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah that was A+ and very moving

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 25 April 2011 03:29 (thirteen years ago) link

Moff quotation is from Tumblr, a very reputable source.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Monday, 25 April 2011 04:11 (thirteen years ago) link

But come on, people, we're just going to get some more timey wimey by which the Doctor's death will be averted somehow.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Monday, 25 April 2011 04:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah that's what I'm thinking. Moff's got a timey-wimey rabbit in his hat

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 25 April 2011 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Good work of Matt Smith's Doctor to make it through 200 years without regenerating though.

most of them make it through a century or so!

why is everyone calling the aliums The Silence? did I miss something?

Unusatralian (sic), Monday, 25 April 2011 04:24 (thirteen years ago) link

They're actually calling them Silents on the BBC's sites, so it is for reals.

I don't remember the Silence at all, apparently because I looked away? (Also, Moff seems to have nicked the idea from Mark Waid's Legion of Super Heroes.) Did we actually see them/were they explicitly referenced in The Pandorica Opens?

I believe this is first brought up by the Ood in a Tennant episode. So they've been laying track for this for a long time ...

Thanks for the tip w/r/t The Lodger TARDIS, I'd forgotten about that.

Brakhage, Monday, 25 April 2011 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Er, Silent (singular), Silence (plural)

Brakhage, Monday, 25 April 2011 05:01 (thirteen years ago) link

But yeah, we've not seen them in an ep before this point

Brakhage, Monday, 25 April 2011 05:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Silence will Fall, etc

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 25 April 2011 05:08 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh also about that Moffett quote - Tennant actually mentions this exact circumstance in 'The End of Time Part 1', that he can be killed before regenerating

Brakhage, Monday, 25 April 2011 05:16 (thirteen years ago) link

So basically Moffett gave RTD a big list of bits he wanted set up, is my impression - on Dr Who we no longer have season arcs, we have CREATIVE TEAM ARCS

Brakhage, Monday, 25 April 2011 05:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Moffat quote was on Doctor Who Confidential, he definitely said it. Still think it's obviously a corner that there's a plan to get out of though.

if, Monday, 25 April 2011 08:26 (thirteen years ago) link

The thing about Doctor Who is that the greatest story lines are the ones that seem like there is no way out, or the no this is it, games up.
It all depends on how the story is resolved, not so much what happens during it. I think back to Series 5? When it looks like the Darleks are about to win and the doctor just flicks a switch and zing! it's all fixed, very disappointing. I hope that if the Doctor is dead than this doesn't happen.

I always have this fear that Doctor Who is going to let me down and then BAM it kicks off and is awesome.

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Monday, 25 April 2011 08:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Absolutely loved it! And I have no idea where it's going AT ALL, which has not been the case with prior Moffat 2-parters.

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:07 (thirteen years ago) link

feels a little pointless to me to claim that he's rooly trooly dead no takebacks when the whole point is going to be seeing how he gets out of it but w'evs, he was rooly trooly dead in the last regular episode too so

so calling the greys Silents is just off the BBC site or the RT or something? away with that!

Unusatralian (sic), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:09 (thirteen years ago) link

I've managed to get sucked into a couple of spoiler sites (don't worry, I will neither speculate nor spoil - besides, a lot of people on them are barking up the wrong tree IMO) but I still thought this rocked and surprised me.

As to the Silents, the Scream/Gentlemen/Dementor/Slender Man (all comparisons I've seen) are all iterations of an archetype Moffat has said is designed to play on primal fear (human beings are hardwired to freak over anything that looks skully).

Shite Nixon, though.

a modest broposal (suzy), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:20 (thirteen years ago) link

We were too busy shouting "arrooo!" at the screen to hear anything Nixon said. He didn't seem very Nixon-y though. (Also after a weekend of Portal 2 the underground cavern bit was making us all "OK, you can put a portal in that wall but not that one, need to go through there and...")

I love all the "timey-wimey bullshit". As a kid I think my main disappointment with Who was that, ffs, you've got a time machine, let's have more of the timey-wimey bullshit.

Having said that, I didn't like this episode quite as much as I might've on paper. I like dicking abt with time, I like River when she's not being all "spoilers", like the concept/design of the Silents - but it didn't quite hang together for me. Plus, yes, lots of "haven't we had this before?" to disembodied anxious child voices, aliens you have to keep looking at, etc. But I'm interested to see where it goes.

dimension hatris (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I like the fact it is a bad Nixon, it's the so bad it's good argument.

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Monday, 25 April 2011 11:54 (thirteen years ago) link

The older Doctor surely knew he needed to die in order to set in motion whatever is going to happen over the course of the next episode, and probably the rest of the series. It's pretty obvious that Mofatt hasn't written the end of the whole story.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 April 2011 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link

Also the bit where the Doctor suddenly was all "why should I trust you, what do you know?" was terrific, Tennant would never have been able to pull off that sort of abrupt register shift as well as Smith did.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 April 2011 12:11 (thirteen years ago) link

i had a dream that the entire series 5 and 6 were taking place inside the TARDIS and the David Tennant was still the doctor and that the whole series was like a doll house created by Amy.

they call him (remy bean), Monday, 25 April 2011 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i thought the Nixon was great, what was he getting wrong?

ˆᴥˆ (blueski), Monday, 25 April 2011 14:07 (thirteen years ago) link

- looking like Nixon
- sounding like Nixon
- having a black secret service agent calling the shots (??!)

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Monday, 25 April 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link

but being constantly over-ruled and undermined! actually i was wondering about the relative racial diversity of the 1969 oval office security...

was this nixon really less accurate than the churchill of last series? i just like the way he says "hello" - apparently the (american) actor did struggle with the voice a bit due to having to use fake teeth

ˆᴥˆ (blueski), Monday, 25 April 2011 15:06 (thirteen years ago) link

well, my uncle was a federal agent in the late 60s but he didn't work at the White House

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Monday, 25 April 2011 15:15 (thirteen years ago) link

was this nixon really less accurate than the churchill of last series?

otm, they're both enjoyably panto

Unusatralian (sic), Monday, 25 April 2011 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link

well really they were both terrible but at least Nixon wasn't also in a terrible story

I just like… I just have to say… (Starts crying) (DJP), Monday, 25 April 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link

the Legs, the Nose and Mrs Robinson loooooolllll

Roz, Monday, 25 April 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

omg that was A+

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 25 April 2011 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lf3edmmc8U1qakem8o1_400.jpg

Roz, Monday, 25 April 2011 18:53 (thirteen years ago) link

"I wear a fez now; fezzes are cool."

http://www.travel-to.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/moais-de-playa-de-anakena.jpg

a modest broposal (suzy), Monday, 25 April 2011 18:56 (thirteen years ago) link

<3

Roz, Monday, 25 April 2011 18:59 (thirteen years ago) link

JIM THE FISH

they call him (remy bean), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link

this was pointed out on another msgboard but, elsewhere in 1969, doctor ten and martha were waiting for sally sparrow to send their tardis back from 2007.

Roz, Monday, 25 April 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link

next week I hope they properly explain why the universe exploded that one time

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 25 April 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link

The Silencios do look kinda camp when doing their zapping thing

US trailer for next week: http://doctorwhotv.co.uk/day-of-the-moon-bbc-america-trailer-18775.htm

ˆᴥˆ (blueski), Monday, 25 April 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

The Doctor is always going to get out of it, that's what he does.

Will the whole of the next series be him getting out of it, or just the next episode.

Based on Moffat's form, I can see the whole of the next series building towards one of the doctors friends having to go back to the lake to kill him which will somehow also save him.

the 'oh-noes Moffat will kill the doctor' is reminding me of Batman RIP.

The BatmanDoctor is always going to get out of it, that's what he does. The fun is seeing how he does it.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Monday, 25 April 2011 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

I feel better now! :)

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 25 April 2011 22:16 (thirteen years ago) link

Moffatt was on Radio 2 talking about how he was plotting out the Christmas special and the next series, so I think we're good!

Of course the rest of the series could be about the Master (called Dr Master, PhDeath) after the Dr buys it

Brakhage, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

lol

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link

MOFFAT

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

Moffatt Moffet Moffett Mofett Mofatt MOFFAT

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

Ahhh hah ha I stand stricken through

Brakhage, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

CAST HIM OUT

VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 01:00 (twelve years ago) link

except Batman doesn't die until after Batman RIP. It's, erm, like the end of Final Crisis and then the alternating issues of Batman & Robin #9-16 and Return Of Bruce Wayne #1-6. Or something.

Unusatralian (sic), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 02:17 (twelve years ago) link

well, my uncle was a federal agent in the late 60s but he didn't work at the White House

He wouldn't happen to be a contestant on Survivor this season, would he?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

except Batman doesn't die until after Batman RIP. It's, erm, like

actually if they let this mystery stand until the end of the second half-series, it's TOTALLY like the first three stories in B&R just getting on with the new status quo and letting the mystery build!

Unusatralian (sic), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 07:11 (twelve years ago) link

Got a feeling that the whole Nixon thing was an elaborate excuse for showing the Doctor with his feet up on the desk in the Oval Office.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 08:57 (twelve years ago) link

How does River shoot the Stetson off the Doctor's head from the other side of the road, behind Rory?

Unusatralian (sic), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 09:11 (twelve years ago) link

With mad skillz?

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

there was a string on his hat that someone behind the camera pulled.

koogs, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 09:53 (twelve years ago) link

the bullet was a miniature TARDIS

river used a bullet that curved through space

the doctor knocked it off himself because river missed and he didn't want her to feel bad

the universe is curved, duh

they call him (remy bean), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 16:13 (twelve years ago) link

How does River shoot the Stetson off the Doctor's head from the other side of the road, behind Rory?

*ahem*...spoilers.

scotstvo, Tuesday, 26 April 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

Lol

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Tuesday, 26 April 2011 17:29 (twelve years ago) link

so fckng stoked u guyz

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Saturday, 30 April 2011 16:22 (twelve years ago) link

SO GOOD. Thought pantomime Nixon was jokes. The Silence were great. I wasn't sure it was all going to hold together but I try not to care about that kind of thing too much so it all seemed ok to me. Next episode looks a bit silly.

Genuflection X (oppet), Saturday, 30 April 2011 17:52 (twelve years ago) link

I remained sceptical about the first one but I loved loved loved that.

emil.y, Saturday, 30 April 2011 17:58 (twelve years ago) link

loved the first half but think it kinda lost it a bit after that as it became clear they weren't really going to reveal anything much of note :/

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Saturday, 30 April 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

i mean explain not reveal ;)

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Saturday, 30 April 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

Reminded me of Ghost Light (this isn't a good thing).

JimD, Saturday, 30 April 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

(oh and jesus, that pre-credits sequence! Moffat just seems to be addicted to killing main characters then having them turn out fine, and the more he does it the more he destroys any sense of actual danger).

JimD, Saturday, 30 April 2011 21:43 (twelve years ago) link

But he does it so well!

So, are we automatically meant to think small child = daughter of amy and the doctor?

standing on the shoulders of pissants (ledge), Saturday, 30 April 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

why not daughter of amy + rory?

Mordy, Saturday, 30 April 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

Because it had timelord power?

emil.y, Saturday, 30 April 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

that shit made no sense at all. great stuff, though.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 30 April 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

though we've just been given amy's worry that her and rory's baby might end up having 'a time head' because of her tardisposure?

górecki's zygotic mynci (c sharp major), Saturday, 30 April 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

OK so there must be weird shit ahoy if babby is conceived in the Tardis, but the pregnancy itself appears to be in a state of flux.

a modest broposal (suzy), Saturday, 30 April 2011 22:38 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe she gave him some time head.

offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Saturday, 30 April 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

she's schrodinger's baby

Mordy, Saturday, 30 April 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

LOVED this

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 1 May 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

amy's child has a time head, obv....

No pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Sunday, 1 May 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

damn i should try reading the thread first...

No pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Sunday, 1 May 2011 01:56 (twelve years ago) link

^ at last [xpost]

wicked Nome King, brah (sic), Sunday, 1 May 2011 01:57 (twelve years ago) link

so the reason that ship in The Lodger was abandoned was because the humans rose up and killed The Silence, right?

Gukbe, Sunday, 1 May 2011 02:12 (twelve years ago) link

I still think the proto-tardis in the lodger was something else, related tech but reconstructed by something other than The Silence. Honestly, I think Omega might be behind it but that's just a pet theory.

No pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Sunday, 1 May 2011 02:16 (twelve years ago) link

so the reason that ship in The Lodger was abandoned was because the humans rose up and killed The Silence, right?

no, the Silence are still around, as per last episode at the lake

presumably their numbers have been thinned though

wicked Nome King, brah (sic), Sunday, 1 May 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

has this been posted? someone going through moments in the last season that the silence might be responsible for: http://westofserenity.tumblr.com/post/4444644536

Mordy, Sunday, 1 May 2011 02:30 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P6wczbYfip4

Mordy, Sunday, 1 May 2011 02:34 (twelve years ago) link

okay I have no idea wtf happened but that was pretty exciting/scary/cool

still floating the idea that River is somehow Amys daughter. no idea how the fuck to even make it hold water, but it *sounds* cool, lol

although: I have to give a cockpunch to Moff for that sideways Tardis swimming pool bullshit.

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 1 May 2011 06:19 (twelve years ago) link

so sad when River realized this was the last kiss she would ever share with the doctor b/c it was the first he had with her

Mordy, Sunday, 1 May 2011 06:25 (twelve years ago) link

Alex Kingston is HOT btw

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 1 May 2011 06:28 (twelve years ago) link

oh yes, Dr. Elizabeth Corday

Mordy, Sunday, 1 May 2011 06:30 (twelve years ago) link

although: I have to give a cockpunch to Moff for that sideways Tardis swimming pool bullshit.

TARDIS being reconfigurable has been a thing since at least 1980 and shown multiple times in the current series

wicked Nome King, brah (sic), Sunday, 1 May 2011 06:55 (twelve years ago) link

Dont care, that one was DUMB

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 1 May 2011 07:00 (twelve years ago) link

it was FUN

wicked Nome King, brah (sic), Sunday, 1 May 2011 07:05 (twelve years ago) link

the one thing that really annoyed me about this on first watch [ :D ɐɥ ɐɥ obɐ sʎɐp ɹnoɟ] was that at the end of ep 1, the space suit was clearly one kid on another kid's shoulders, trying to look too grown up and tough to mess with - the clunky walk, the hands not being able to move - and this careful reading was proven INCORRECT

The whole thing seemed kind of like a big improv game, like someone else had made the trailer we saw last week with all the cool things in it--Doctor in a straitjacket with a beard (looking very like Jeremy Davies)! Walls with GET OUT written on them! Amy and Rory and River with writing all over them! River diving off a building!--and handed it to the people who make the actual programme and said "now get out of this in 45 minutes". So it was all a bit too frantic. Any one of those things on its own could have been the cool centrepiece image of a whole episode.

That said, I thought that Team Tardis gelled really well this episode. I'm not really looking forward to piratey hijinks next week, except that I always look forward to Hugh Bonneville.

trishyb, Sunday, 1 May 2011 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

The writing-on-face device is exceptionally effective in cranking up the suspense. Amy would be mark-free, then she'd turn her head and turn back and her face would suddenly be covered in marks and you'd be OHHHH SHIIIIT

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 1 May 2011 08:54 (twelve years ago) link

^ that actually threw the sequence off a bit for me, it must have taken her hours in that room seeing the aliens, finding a pen, finding the current set of marks on her arm or hand, adding a line to it, putting the pen away, getting distracted and looking, continuing to look around the room... spotting an alien, finding her pen... and meanwhile Canton is still just making small talk with the doctor/manager/caretaker/whatever?

at the start, Rory and Amy have been wearing the exact same clothes for three months straight, without changing. With genital hygiene like that, it's no wonder her baby is some freakish Schrodingerian flux event.

Do Englishers salute with the palm forward, and USAmericans with the blade fwd?

tally marks on face irritated me bcz how was she supposed to make tally marks on her face without breaking eye contact in order to look into a mirror?

(it also annoyed me that a hologram of a silent based on a photo should have the same hypnotic-suggestion effect as an irl silent - which moff did before with the angels, this idea that the image of the thing is the same as the thing itself - but i recognise that it was necessary for the denouement to actually work. nevertheless it would be nice not to see this again for a little while.)

also i rly thought that they were going to go somewhere with "rome fell" and "silence will fall" but... apparently not.

górecki's zygotic mynci (c sharp major), Sunday, 1 May 2011 10:29 (twelve years ago) link

agree strongly with those those niggles - the face ones work for River bcz she's had months to collect them and probably saw Silents coming up to scare her while she was doing her lipstick dozens of times

I think the "Rome fell" is very definitely there to let some viewers connect it to the empire (as it is called in the episode) of the Silence collapsing, without doing a big giant "SILENCE WILL FALL, DO YOU SEE?" to underline it - especially as we don't actually know the sinister meaning of "SSILENCCE WILLL FALL" yet

i think the daftest thing was recorded documentation of Silence eroding itself over time. presumably the worldwide purge of the Silence was heavily documented by humans after 1969 whether on paper of computers but somehow this all just ceased to exist leaving no memory of them by 2011? gaaah. maybe the crack in time from last year helped...

but it was quite neat (initially confusing) of Moffat to start having the audience 'forget' Silent sightings with the character (Canton in the TARDIS, Amy in the home).

in the little flashback at the start a Silent calls Canton by name so was wondering why and if it had a specific message for him

the bit where Amy sees cyborgy Frances Barber thru the door was a total wtf - premonition or future echo i guess but v cool

the spacesuit's ability to operate without someone inside suggests there may have been no-one in there when it killed the doctor

after all this, the actual silence at the end of vampires in venice seems to be a clunky red herring

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Sunday, 1 May 2011 11:39 (twelve years ago) link

the spacesuit's ability to operate without someone inside suggests there may have been no-one in there when it killed the doctor

You do see a bit of chin, though, as it opens the sun visor

Really dug this again. And I liked the explanation for the static that Neil Armstrong always maintains muffed his 'giant leap for A man' line, but that nobody else can ever hear

so theoretically a child can regenerate into someone who looks much older/adult (but surely not River)

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Sunday, 1 May 2011 11:48 (twelve years ago) link

theoretically a Time Lord can regenerate into any age/appearance

i think the daftest thing was recorded documentation of Silence eroding itself over time. presumably the worldwide purge of the Silence was heavily documented by humans after 1969 whether on paper of computers but somehow this all just ceased to exist leaving no memory of them by 2011?

no bcz a) people forget about them by the time they would go to write something down* and b) the purge is ongoing, the Silence are still around in present-day Who Earth

* let's say the bodies wipe themselves out like Joy's, or something

the spacesuit's ability to operate without someone inside suggests there may have been no-one in there when it killed the doctor

do we see the spacesuit operating by itself?

i think a purge on that scale would lead to so much documentation tho (esp. filmed), enough for people to be reminded often enough. ah well.

you see the spacesuit hand move while river is examining it (and doing rather a lot of exposition by suggesting the Silence allowed the girl to escape the suit, "giving her independence"), repairing itself.

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:00 (twelve years ago) link

no, she said they gave her independence by letting her walk around the warehouse in the suit and phone the president - her exposition talks about how the girl must be incredibly strong because she tore herself out of the suit, past all the various bits of alien tech

I thought the hand moving was bcz River tweaked a bit of wiring - the girl's arms are not long enough to reach the gloves so mechanical means would be necessary to make the hands move anyway

nah remember, at the same time River's asking the Doctor whether he thinks the suit could move by itself, and saying 'maybe when the little girl said the spaceman was coming after her to eat her, it really was' or something like that (not that i recall the little girl saying the spaceman was coming to 'eat' her but w/e)

i think a purge on that scale would lead to so much documentation tho (esp. filmed), enough for people to be reminded often enough. ah well.

surely if you're reminded often enough that means your brain is wiped often enough and you end up like the old man in the orphanage!

except now with the new 'kill on sight' order presumably you also keep having bouts of inexplicable homicidal rage

górecki's zygotic mynci (c sharp major), Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

surely if you're reminded often enough that means your brain is wiped often enough

this'll do nicely, thx :)

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

I'd forgotten about the Frances Barber in the door bit. They're setting up something interesting there. What did she say to Amy again?

Re: Timehead. I recall a comment from the Moff about how there had never been a married couple in the Tardis before. At the time this just seemed like a reference to the relationship dynamic, but now I can't help but read it as an early hint of the timey-wimey conception that's being set up. The Tardis's power makes Timelord babies. And who does little girl regenerate into? Frances Barber?
I think the notion that she's River Song is a red herring. She'd be crossing her own timeline, and although she's obviously holding things back from the Doctor, she surely wouldn't hold THAT back. Or maybe she doesn't know. And I'm not sure the 'killing the best man in the universe' thing refers to the Doctor. It's just a bit too obvious.

The thot plickens...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

Here's a ridiculous notion: the little girl regenerates into... The Doctor! So the Doctor has to engineer the death of one of his paradoxical iterations...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

Another great ep. I love the kid-friendly way Moffatt deals with dangling plot threads at the end (as in yesterday's ep and "The Big Bang") -- with Matt Smith basically saying, "Er, I guess we still haven't find out about the Silents/the kid in the astronaut suit/etc, but I'll guess we'll find out in an upcoming episode..."

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

nah remember, at the same time River's asking the Doctor whether he thinks the suit could move by itself, and saying 'maybe when the little girl said the spaceman was coming after her to eat her, it really was'

I figured this could be that the Silents were trying to get her into the suit, but she couldn't remember them, just the suit...

also confusing: is she not meant to be IN the suit when she makes all of the phone calls? does she remember that she's in it, then, or...?

Here's a ridiculous notion: the little girl regenerates into... The Doctor! So the Doctor has to engineer the death of one of his paradoxical iterations...

this was my first thought! but no point in speculating any more about this as it will presumably develop every week...

so sad when River realized this was the last kiss she would ever share with the doctor b/c it was the first he had with her

― Mordy, Sunday, May 1, 2011 7:25 AM (6 hours ago)

I hated this because I was hoping that all the romantic stuff between River and the Doctor was an elaborate con on her part. We don't need any more sexy doctor shit, thanks.

emil.y, Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

is the idea that river and the doctor's sexy adventures may now have been unwritten?

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

mmm Time Lord coprophilia

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Sunday, 1 May 2011 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

one thing i liked about last weeks's re Gayagenda Return was that Canton's "yes" re wedding illegality was a reference both relatively subtle and not played for laughs (but i smirked anyway). this felt like a first for DW. it probably justified the more comical p(g)ayoff with Canton and Nixon at the end of DOTM too. any more thoughts on that most welcome.

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Sunday, 1 May 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know what that was but I enjoyed it. also sorry, but I totally love River/Doctor which is weird because I hated all that crap during Tennant's era. I think it's the sadness of seeing a relationship progressing in reverse? or maybe just because River Song is badass.

no bcz a) people forget about them by the time they would go to write something down* and b) the purge is ongoing, the Silence are still around in present-day Who Earth

can buy this but a little bothered by the fact that Amy made no move to kill the Silence the first time she sees one. Surely the memory of the original directive still exists, unless Amelia Pond has never once seen footage of the moon landing. which is conceivable I guess but also unlikely.

Roz, Sunday, 1 May 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

"wibbly wobbly"

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Sunday, 1 May 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

^ yes this is a giant fuckup in re Amy and Rory and River

xpost

iirc "Eyepatch Woman", as Frances Barber was designated in the credits, said something, not necessarily to Amy, about "I think she's dreaming". Make of that what you will in re: phantom pregnancies and "kill all aliens" directives

bell hops (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 1 May 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

They never knew that Amy had met the girl in the suit in the house, so I thought that it might have been Amy that ripped the girl out the suit, going "yoouurre my timmey wiiiimmmey dauuugghhhtterrr!!!"

The girl is definitely affected by being in utero within the tardis, like Rose was affected by the Tardis in the whole Bad Wolf fiasco.

Frances Barber will have her revenge on the Silence.

my opinionation (Hamildan), Sunday, 1 May 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

sorry, but I totally love River/Doctor which is weird because I hated all that crap during Tennant's era. I think it's the sadness of seeing a relationship progressing in reverse? or maybe just because River Song is badass.

This is exactly how I feel.

Nothing much else to say, haven't really decided how I felt abt yesterday's. Was left with a slight feeling that it was missing something, but not sure if that's just frustration at having to wait all series to get the loose ends tied up.

(Also had higher expectations for this series than for previous ones, so easier to dash, I suppose. At the start of the last series I was excited by the promise of Moffat but not sure I'd like Smith.)

russ conway's game of life (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 1 May 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

what's so bad about the silence?

if they've been around for thousands of years directing all human history... did they only make the bad stuff happen?

weird that people only in 1969 work out how to remind themselves

there were some proper good bits in that ep tho

lloyd banks knew my father (history mayne), Sunday, 1 May 2011 23:12 (twelve years ago) link

can buy this but a little bothered by the fact that Amy made no move to kill the Silence the first time she sees one

that was before the doctor put the message in the apollo broadcast. even though it was after the apollo mission. "wibbly wobbly", as aldo said.

standing on the shoulders of pissants (ledge), Sunday, 1 May 2011 23:20 (twelve years ago) link

it was a pretty silly solution -- people forget them unless it's linked to something memorable -- but there are so many loose ends it almost seems forgivable.

possibly i've forgotten the end of last week, but the start of this week confused me more than it should. they sort of skated over how amy didn't shoot the kid, and i don't get how the feds came to have a 'shoot on sight' policy for the tardis team.

lloyd banks knew my father (history mayne), Sunday, 1 May 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that is a puzzle.

standing on the shoulders of pissants (ledge), Sunday, 1 May 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

Amy hit the helmet but missed the kid's head. They showed a shot of the kid screaming but unhurt with a bullet hole in the visor in this episode.

The "shoot on sight" policy didn't need an explicit reason considering that the dude doing the shooting was part of a plot to get everyone in a hermetically sealed room that The Silence couldn't get into so that they could have a base to work out of on Earth.

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Sunday, 1 May 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

not cool with Nixon being allowed in the TARDIS tbh

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Sunday, 1 May 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

I thought the hand moving was bcz River tweaked a bit of wiring - the girl's arms are not long enough to reach the gloves so mechanical means would be necessary to make the hands move anyway

There was definitely a suggestion that the suit could operate independently (perhaps remotely?), but when it confronted the Doctor in 2011 and raised its visor, the Doctor seemed to recognize whoever it was inside.

it was a pretty silly solution -- people forget them unless it's linked to something memorable -- but there are so many loose ends it almost seems forgivable.

We're not supposed to remember the directive to kill the Silence because it's associated with the moon landing, instead, the moon landing happens to have a global audience and so the Silence's unintentional post-hypnotic suggestion will have been suggested to as wide an audience as possible (who don't consciously remember it, of course).

Also, are we sure that's Nixon and not, like, President Ed Sullivan?

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Monday, 2 May 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link

Amy hit the helmet but missed the kid's head. They showed a shot of the kid screaming but unhurt with a bullet hole in the visor in this episode.

Yeah, I don't know if Amy was a crack shot to begin with, but she seemed to be firing blindly/wildly at the spaceman, so it's not surprising that she missed.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Monday, 2 May 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

Lot of focus on how weird the Nixon impersonation was but the actor was really effective imo.

it always seems to have dick smith in it (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 2 May 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

He was great, and I really liked the "record everything" nod to the Nixon tapes.

I can haz Hitzlsperger? (oppet), Monday, 2 May 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, apparently the Doctor didn't tell him that Nixon could stop after the moon landing broadcast.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Monday, 2 May 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

Liked Whovian-Nixon, found it funny how smiley and not-awkward he was. Like, maybe HE would have been better than irl Nixon.

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 2 May 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link

OTM. There was a whole 'imagine if Nixon was not a complete shit' thing going on which fits with the slight distortions of history theme going on atm.

I can haz Hitzlsperger? (oppet), Monday, 2 May 2011 00:30 (twelve years ago) link

Also, having watched ep 1 again, why were people complaining about River shooting the Doctor's hat off from in front? She was definitely behind him.

Surprised how THRILLED I was when the little girl suddenly started regenerating.

that was before the doctor put the message in the apollo broadcast. even though it was after the apollo mission. "wibbly wobbly", as aldo said.

Grrr, this is such giant bullshit if they don't specifically set up that he's changing history as per Christmas Carol. I like my time travel to pick some rules and stick to them.

OTM. There was a whole 'imagine if Nixon was not a complete shit' thing going on which fits with the slight distortions of history theme going on atm.

note that the Doctor also sets up Nixon to become a paranoid nutbar who assumes everything is secretly out to get him, in their last scene, too

Also, having watched ep 1 again, why were people complaining about River shooting the Doctor's hat off from in front? She was definitely behind him.

nope. Let's say that the schoolbus (why are they catching a schoolbus as tourists, too?) is headed north.

Rory and Amy get off on the east side of the bus.
Doctor is revealed as bus leaves, on western side of road.
Rory and Amy cross road, east->west.
Doctor gets off car, greets them, is facing west->east with the desert behind him.
Hat flies off his head, west->east.
Cut to River, standing with road extending behind her.

There is no road behind the Doctor in the previous shot, or any of the previous shots in that direction, so she can ONLY be standing on the eastern side of the road, facing (and firing) east->west.

ok then... hard to argue with that

the misdirect on Amy's nanomonologue is annoyingly bullshit - her life couldn't have been "so boring" before Rory metaphorically "fell out of the sky" because they have known each other since they were small

(also we have not seen anything that made it not boring since they started dating that is down to Rory himself, rather than Amy's impulsiveness, but we have only seen hints of their Leadworth life)

lolled at the script that kept making Nixon say "people".

And next week, about 4 yrs too late for Memeland but even so, PIRATES!

Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Monday, 2 May 2011 08:12 (twelve years ago) link

rewatching ep 1, and re amy's pregnancy: "i wasn't going to mention it but you've put on a few pounds..." - future Doctor.

Roz, Monday, 2 May 2011 09:42 (twelve years ago) link

And next week [...spoiler content]

ARGH

Sorry, it was on the "NEXT WEEK" thing at the end. Are those off limits in this thread too?

Yossarian's sense of humour (NotEnough), Monday, 2 May 2011 10:19 (twelve years ago) link

most people probably don't think so, quietly, to themselves, but no-one disagreed with me upthread iirc

(I change the channel or hit the spacebar or run out of the office as soon as they come on)

Grrr, this is such giant bullshit if they don't specifically set up that he's changing history as per Christmas Carol. I like my time travel to pick some rules and stick to them.

it occurred to me that due to the prospect of people's brains failing after remembering the silence so much they may have edited out the silent from the moon landing footage - so amy would never have seen it, nor rory nor...tho maybe centurion rory remembered it wherever he actually is in 1969 (still guarding the pandorica in london?) until he was turned back into regular rory.

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Monday, 2 May 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

centurion rory doesn't exist anymore though right? It was a different universe that was destroyed in the second big bang. which is why he doesn't quite remember it.

Roz, Monday, 2 May 2011 12:37 (twelve years ago) link

????

the whole point of using the moon landing footage is that every subsequent generation of humans will also see the moon landing footage, particularly because humans are going to spread out into space meaning this piece of historical media will still be watched FOREVER, a handful of times, by EVERYONE. (except um people with no or limited access to audiovisual media for whom this piece of footage is not top priority)

editing out the footage would kind of um obviate that. but really who's going to watch the moon landings footage enough to damage their brains? except people looking for evidence that the moon landings were faked and, well.

górecki's zygotic mynci (c sharp major), Monday, 2 May 2011 12:38 (twelve years ago) link

that was an xpost obv

and i meant 'editing out the silent from the footage' in that second para

górecki's zygotic mynci (c sharp major), Monday, 2 May 2011 12:39 (twelve years ago) link

lol the thing I love about the way Moffatt writes is the way you can effortlessly extrapolate off of his stories into weird, unexpected directions, like this: editing out the footage would kind of um obviate that. but really who's going to watch the moon landings footage enough to damage their brains? except people looking for evidence that the moon landings were faked and, well.

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 2 May 2011 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

i thought the idea was more that just being reminded about the silence in general enough times would lead to brains frazzling, not specifically repeated views of the same footage (tho this would not have remained anyway? so edit out or wait for it to erode? argh)

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Monday, 2 May 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link

dude in the home's brain frazzles because there are a grillion silents living right under his nose, so he is constantly seeing them and then having his brain wiped.

everyone else sees the silents pretty regularly and gets their brains wiped each time and lives with it okay - a couple more sightings and wipings, courtesy of the moon landings footage, isn't going to make a huge difference.

srsly don't get where yr idea that it would 'erode' from the physical record is coming from?

górecki's zygotic mynci (c sharp major), Monday, 2 May 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

idg what is bothering ppl about the time stuff in the episode. obviously it's not presented in some chronological finality order (the way things turned out after the events of the episode) but in a looser causative order. some of the complaints seem to be like asking why Marty McFly starts to disappear in Back to the Future if he ultimately got his parents back together. Why can't we assume that after the message was sent out Amy + Rory participated in the Silence killing like everyone else?

Mordy, Monday, 2 May 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

srsly don't get where yr idea that it would 'erode' from the physical record is coming from?

because the Doctor tells Canton "even information about these creatures erases itself over time" which i took to mean actual documentation

gainfully trˆᴥˆlled (blueski), Monday, 2 May 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

dude in the home's brain frazzles because there are a grillion silents living right under his nose he's not frazzled so much as he's missing a lot of time... he's had so many interactions that they've taken up a long chunk of his life equating to +/- 2 years, and he's unsure of the date b/c for him – subjectively – a lot less time has passed than actually.

they call him (remy bean), Monday, 2 May 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

because the Doctor tells Canton "even information about these creatures erases itself over time" which i took to mean actual documentation

fair point.

górecki's zygotic mynci (c sharp major), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

I took that to mean that The Doctor stores his holograms on VHS

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 2 May 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

he's not frazzled so much as he's missing a lot of time...

except that the Doctor says "if your memory gets wiped enough your brain gets frazzled"

Say, Rory isn't an Auton anymore, right?

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 04:05 (twelve years ago) link

No.

River/Doctor timeline graphic (too big to post directly)
http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/8/2011/05/keo7f.jpg

zappi, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 13:38 (twelve years ago) link

^ mucho head-hurtiness ensues, but thanks!

ailsa, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link

The one thing I never fully bought is that the Doctor and River are living their lives exactly back-to-front; wouldn't it make more sense for them to encounter each other at random points in their lives, so if you mapped one of the chronologically the other would be bouncing all over the place?

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

Wasn't it only this season that they established the back-to-front bit, or had they mentioned it in the Weeping Angels/River two-parter? Because the "checking our diaries to see where we are in our respective timelines" bit is an overly complicated solution if their intersections are that orderly.

Bill, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:00 (twelve years ago) link

well not necessarily, they're trying to figure out exactly which parts they'd gotten up to

I was thinking River was in the suit but surely she would have remembered that whole setting and wouldn't have been as shocked as Amy and Rory, so now I don't know who it was.

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

But you don't need to flip through a book and ask "have we done this yet, have we done that" if one of you is living the book left to right and the other is living it right to left. You only need to flip to the next page, in the correct direction.

Bill, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:03 (twelve years ago) link

I am pretty sure they are both writing left to right, unless Gallifreyan is a right to left language

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

I watched the second episode again as I was getting a bit confused. To the point where I may have to watch the entire last series again to make sure I understand the references in this series. Now, is that a clever ploy by the BBC DVD department to shift more copies, or is Moffat and co. just really weaving an intricate story? Call me cynical but I hope I'm not being played.

I'm also struggling with this whole pregnancy storyline, it's girly nonsense, I don't want my assistants going all soap opera, their job is to get lost, find a problem, meet a scary monster, scream for the doctor e.t.c. If this isn't part of a wider story arc involving kick ass adventure and mind boggling timey wimey stuff then I am going to be seriouly pissed off. It better not be a Time Lord love child. If I wanted guff like that I'd watch Eastenders.

That is all.

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:05 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway Rose and Martha are the ones who are totally trying to have Time Babies, likely successfully in Rose's case.

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

Front to back / back to front - you know what I mean! River shouldn't ever have to ask "have we done that thing yet," because if she remembers it, he hasn't done it. If their timelines are actually reversed.

Bill, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

But you don't need to flip through a book and ask "have we done this yet, have we done that" if one of you is living the book left to right and the other is living it right to left

I was thinking that

then I got to feeling gently sad about what she said about "one day I'll meet him and he won't recognise me at all and it'll be the death of me", and what if they aren't actually reversed but she really believed that

(this post is either stating the obvious or reminding people of things they don't want to be reminded of until they get revisited by the series, so, apologies either way I guess)

russ conway's game of life (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

xxpost- which is why I hate all that "Rose and the Doctor get it on in a parallel universe" nonsense. Dr Who never has and never should be about romance. Jesus it makes me mad. One of the best things about the old school, I'm thinking Pertwee/Baker era is precisely that he is sexless. When you are a time lord with the ability to travel through space and time, getting your rocks off goes quite low down in your list of priorities. I hate it the most because it is playing for an audience who otherwise wouldn't watch (lets get the mums involved type schtick) I know I look like a purist, but some things work and shouldn't be changed. Again I say, if I wanted that type of slushy programme, I'd watch it. Don't try and make Dr Who sexy!

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:23 (twelve years ago) link

tbh I am quite happy that they are continuing the grand Who tradition of hiring ridiculously beautiful actresses, only now giving them more to do than just scream in a corner; every companion in the new series has been much more in the Sara Jane/Leela mold than the Victoria mold and the series has been much stronger for it, so I can cheerfully pretend the Doctor sexytime stuff isn't happening (and even then it's sometimes great, as in Martha's case where it was unrequited and drove a good bit of the actor chemistry)

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:27 (twelve years ago) link

then I got to feeling gently sad about what she said about "one day I'll meet him and he won't recognise me at all and it'll be the death of me", and what if they aren't actually reversed but she really believed that

That's why I'm having trouble with it - River is the only person who has outright said they live backwards with respect to each other, I think, but she's also the person who ought to have sufficient evidence that they don't. Unless River and the Doctor came up with the diary thing when they weren't sure what order they were meeting in, and she sticks with it out of habit, but I don't know. It feels more like Moffat had two ideas he liked - the diaries and River's sadness at realizing their first kiss is their last kiss - and used them both even though they don't work together.

Bill, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

yet another nitpick, where did the 1969 US gov get the tech for building the doctor's cell? They have all this collapsed star what-have-you super dense material, and a fancy futuristic electronic anti-grav looking door, none of which phases Canton more than a video phone, and yet they still have to use rocket tech to get to the moon.

standing on the shoulders of pissants (ledge), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

xxpost Don't get me wrong, I like the eye candy. Amy is possibly the hottest assistant ever, and the sara jane/leela mold is a great description. I am just wary that we could lose the plots to slushy nonsense. I am a big fan of River because she is strong female lead. My personal favourite was Donna, total legend. Feel like I should go and write a dissertation on Dr Who and the role of women, but you now, can't be bothered.

Bring on the next episode!

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

xp: They had all of the alien stuff in Area 51 to draw upon, plus The Doctor himself was likely covertly nudging them down the correct path since he wanted the room built in the first place.

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:35 (twelve years ago) link

plus The Doctor himself was likely covertly nudging them down the correct path since he wanted the room built in the first place.

yes this is fairly strongly hinted at with his "gosh at a casual eyeing for the first time, I exactly recognise what material that is and what it's properties are, gosh what a surprise that you have that to lock me up in, such a surprise" speech

Oh, I was wondering abt ledge's question too but I kept forgetting to ask.

Question I may kick myself for not remembering the answer to: has Area 51 been mentioned in a Doctor Who episode? Is "alien stuff in Area 51" officially part of the Doctor Who 60s universe?

russ conway's game of life (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:43 (twelve years ago) link

at this point i would like to complain about the most OTT thunderstorm ever during the kids home investigation.

Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:46 (twelve years ago) link

lol

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

SB'd you for that

re Area 51: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreamland_%28Doctor_Who%29

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

Thats the animated series isn't it? Never seen that. Any good?

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

no because it has Greys

Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

I thought it had been mentioned in passing in another story...

http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/Area_51

Apparently in Sarah Jane Adventures, not regular canon Who

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:59 (twelve years ago) link

i thought the first Dalek episode of nu-Who took place in area 51, but i just checked and it actually took place in Utah. I also forgot that it introduced Adam - just about one of the least memorable companions ever, but i guess that was the point of his character.

Obviously, River and the Doctor aren't living literally back-to-front and she must have known this because didn't she only just meet the Doctor at two different points in his life at the same time (future dead doctor, and doctor who hasn't kissed her yet)? but it's true generally speaking, i suppose.

btw anyone considered that the Time Child is their baby and not Amy's? Maybe the picture was a red herring, like "here is doctor-babby and her aunt amy".

Roz, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

I did consider that

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

Other things to consider: River is Time Babby, Amy is Time Babby

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if Moffatt ever saw the thing Lawrence Miles did in the books with the humanoid TARDISes

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

Neil Gaiman, on the other hand...

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 19:34 (twelve years ago) link

I hated almost all the romantic stuff in the Rusty era (exception being the Girl In The Fireplace and maybe some of the stuff with Rose's dad) but the emotional dynamic in the Tardis at the moment is fantastic. Almost welled up a bit when River realised that was the last time she'd kiss the Doctor (except it might not be, I doubt the timelines are as straightforward as River thinks they are). Like that the Doctor is in some ways the most clueless person in the Tardis right now.

There seemed to be big holes in this episode but I'd be very surprised if it isn't revisited in the finale or before. We're definitely going to see Canton again, and no way is that the end of the Silence.

Regenerating child was a proper wau moment though, didn't see that coming AT ALL, but there has to be a way out of Rusty's kill-all-the-Timelords cul-de-sac and a second generation would be a straightforward way to do that. Also, the Doctor had a granddaughter once upon a time, which suggest sex at some point, not ruling out River being a second-gen Timelord.

I was okay with the moon-landing footage bit, it just about makes sense.

Did we ever find out what actually caused the crack in the end, or is that still to come?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

Next week's looks much more straightforward but still fun though, who's writing it? Surely they can't fuck up a pirate episode.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

I thought it was the explosion of the TARDIS at the end of last season that caused the crack...?

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

yep. first explosion of the Tardis caused the cracks, the second explosion (occurring at the same time as the first) fixed the cracks and everything that had disappeared in them - Rory, Amy's parents, etc.

Like that the Doctor is in some ways the most clueless person in the Tardis right now.

^^this. Also surprisingly liking Rory now after his whole 2000 years guarding the pandorica bit.

Things still unresolved:

1) future Doctor death
2) weird eye-patch lady who Amy sees just before she comes across little-girl astronaut/time-babby.
3) little-girl astronaut.
4) Astronaut what killed the doctor, if it isn't the same little-girl astronaut
5) the tardis that the silence built/the (different? same?) abandoned tardis that flew off in The Lodger.
6) Amy's fluctuating pregnancy.

anything else?

oh and I love Canton/Romo Lampkin. He's super fun as Crowley on Supernatural too.

Roz, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

“But finally,” Mr. Panetta said, “Admiral McCraven came back and said that he had picked up the word ‘Geronimo,’ which was the code word that represented that they got Bin Laden.”

they call him (remy bean), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

River is Time Babby, Amy is Time Babby

TIME BABBY IS THE MASTER

JimD, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 21:02 (twelve years ago) link

Romana/Rasilo/The Rani/All of Gallifrey

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

Rory is A ROMAN. Eh?

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

he was a Roman, but he got better

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

Also unresolved - why the Silence were bothering to manipulate human history and building a Tardis in the first place.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

So they could get into James Corden's Spare bedroom.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

Next week's looks much more straightforward but still fun though, who's writing it? Surely they can't fuck up a pirate episode

Steve Thompson, who doesn't seem to have done much before. Although he wrote the second episode of Sherlock, which was the weakest of the three imo.

JimD, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

I had actually considered the Time Babby as The Master, but I think the Moff is keeping the lid on that character for the time being. It could be an interesting move to bring back the TIme Lords, but not so soon after the massive damp squib of the Rusty finale. First half was like OMG IT'S THE TIMELORDS WHOA! then come the second episode they're dispatched with easily enough and it's 20 minutes of sentimentality.

I do know Corden is coming back. I don't think that's any big secret. But not until the second half of this season. The Frances Barber character is being revealed quite soon I think, but who she is, good/bad/whatever I know not.

I have a friend who's being a bit grumpy about the whole enterprise. Feels Moffat is throwing in too many unanswered questions and plot points at the expense of story and emotional engagement. I can sympathise with that up to a point - there's a danger it could all get a bit too clever - but it's early days yet. Plus I'm really intrigued by TIME BABBY!!!

Sorry if I'm being a bit spoilerific - I'm a little tipsy.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

I do know Corden is coming back.

Arrrrrrrrrgh fuck off.

emil.y, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

Hey, I'm just the messenger! :) This was widely trailed well before the season started. As insufferable as I find him when he's being himself, he was fine in The Lodger. I guess the Clown we saw in the season trailer has something to do with the clown in the painting in Craig's hallway in The Lodger... Maybe some connection to the Silence? Or perhaps Craig has a particularly unlucky flat in that it's hosted two baddies.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

That Cordon reveal would have had aldo hung, drawn and quartered.

abbottabadass (onimo), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:46 (twelve years ago) link

I really enjoyed the creepy forget-what-I-just-saw concept of the Silents. Creepy enough to have me seeing them where they weren't, such as hanging upside down on the wall pretending to be a woman in a white dress.

http://i53.tinypic.com/17be4y.jpg

abbottabadass (onimo), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

Hey, I'm just the messenger! :)

So fucking don't be.

This was widely trailed well before the season started.

...no it fucking wasn't. We* literally did not get any in-series promotional material in-house until four days before UK TX of the first ep (10 days before ours) and have not shown anything beyond week-to-week trails

*ie ʞɹ0ʍ ʇɐ

To be fair, my 'fuck off' was at the presence of Corden, not at the spoiler. I don't really mind as long as it's not an explicit plot reveal.

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

cordren is the time babby. also, why do british people hate him? who is he?

they call him (remy bean), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:41 (twelve years ago) link

He's a deeply unfunny and obnoxious 'comedian'.

emil.y, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

he was good in his dr who ep though

lloyd banks knew my father (history mayne), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link

He had a beef with Capt. Picard, yeah?

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

He's a perfectly fine actor, possibly even good. But he's been everywhere for the last few years, which would make everyone sick of him even if his public persona wasn't a loutish, thick, ladsy gobshite. And it is. So everyone really hates him.

trishyb, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 07:18 (twelve years ago) link

He's a perfectly fine actor, possibly even good.

Also a v. good writer (co-wrote Gavin and Stacey). I think the hate is disproportionate, but then again I don't pay much attention to his laddish gobshitery (he was a bit rude to Patrick Stewart and a bit rude to um, her that won the Mercury Music Prize - Speech Debelle, was it?), and only really watch him in things he's acting in rather than being himself. His presence doesn't stop me watching things (see also over-reaction to initial introduction of Catherine Tate, a very good character actress with a terrible TV sketch show), but I had no idea he was coming back and feel a little spoiled now. I don't think I'd even have considered the connections to The Lodger had it not been brought up in this thread, tbh.

btw, I do read a lot of internets and watch a lot of telly and read a few newspapers, so it's not like I'm hermetically sealed off from news and deliberately-placed spoilers. But the return of Corden is news to me.

I would have figured Frances Barber to be famous enough not to be throwaway "woman with eyepatch" to assume she'd be back at some point.

ailsa, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 08:08 (twelve years ago) link

I was thinking River was in the suit but surely she would have remembered that whole setting and wouldn't have been as shocked as Amy and Rory, so now I don't know who it was.

My guess is that it was River Song in the suit, and that she was deliberately missing when she shot the astronaut?

However my theory that River Song is a future regeneration of the Doctor is pretty much shot now they've snogged.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 09:25 (twelve years ago) link

Jeezo, sorry I spoke! But then some people think that an episode's title is a spoiler. I thought the Corden thing was quite widely known. They announced a whole bunch of actors who were going to appear in this season. I suppose it's a bit different because we know who Corden's character is, but even then, it hardly ruins everything does it?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

re spoilers: seems to me that the rule of thumb with this particular DW thread is if it hasn't aired yet, don't mention it. don't know why but people do get so worked up.

Roz, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, complaining about others talking abt the "next week on Doctor Who" part? people do leave their TVs on more than 10 seconds after the credits roll you know.

Roz, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 10:41 (twelve years ago) link

I thought the Corden thing was quite widely known.

Aldo (rightly imo) thought some stuff was quite widely known.

There is more to the Corden stuff that I think is interesting and that I think is quite widely known but this is probably no place for it. We should really have a separate "anything goes" thread that the spoiler wary can ignore.

abbottabadass (onimo), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 10:54 (twelve years ago) link

the "Next Time"s being before the credits is the most infuriating thing about them

Surely the spoiler rule was established when the various territories showing Who were not *quite* so synched up? I can't be the only one supplementing this thread with io9 sneak peeks.

a modest broposal (suzy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 11:20 (twelve years ago) link

Suzy, there was even a poll which supported this kind of hard-line approach to spoilers. I wuz robbed, obv.

POLL: What constitues a "spoiler"? JimD and aldo disagree. Take sides here!

I've stuck by it, which is why I haven't been about that much - I'd rather wait till the series is over now. Corden's been known for a very long time, but I didn't actually think it had been announced in public?

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

that poll SUUUCKS

did you like DOTM aldo?

Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

That poll SUUUCKS because only a handful of people voted in it! I certainly didn't and I would +1 the aldo stance.

a modest broposal (suzy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

Also three years ago US and UK did not get their Who the same day.

a modest broposal (suzy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 11:51 (twelve years ago) link

also 2 years ago, and 1 year ago, US did not get their Who on the same day.

ignore the man behind the parentheses (remy bean), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

Poll was in 2008, hence 'three years ago' caveat. ANYWAY maybe we should do a re-run?

a modest broposal (suzy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 12:23 (twelve years ago) link

maybe clean up the definitions a little too; you've got some tl;dr going on, i suspect

ignore the man behind the parentheses (remy bean), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

What?

a modest broposal (suzy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

actual TX sync isn't really the issue tho right? esp. given how rare it is. people usually avoid threads until they've seen the latest episode of a show (as i did with the Lost and BGalactica threads - spoilers seem to matter much more with SF huh?).

Corden spoiler is more of an issue because it indicates that the events of The Lodger will be addressed...but I would've thought people were expecting that anyway esp. after seeing the DIY TARDIS interior in the new episodes.

'Next week' reveals are what the makers want you to know ie mild/reasonable spoilers. I agree it shouldn't come before the credits tho.

Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

I thought the first two-parter was OK, but suffered from Too Many Questions syndrome - Moff has built a plot that has mystery on mystery on mystery and there's a real danger that he can't resolve it all without having an ep which is just River Explains It All. She annoyed me from the outset with her smug "spoilers" line, but the ire grows as the weeks pass and she becomes more involved in the Audrey Neffinger plot (not spoilery, as I have no idea whether that's true but it certainly looks like where it's going).

Didn't like the shootout at the end, especially River shooting the Silent that she wasn't looking at.

Time Babby has the potential to be the worst plot ever, to be honest. Much as I hated Rusty, it looks like it negates his whole DoctorDonna plot.

At the end of the day, I don't like wibbly wobbly lumpy bumpy etc. It smacks to me of lazy writing and is just as much of a Deus Ex Machina as Rusty's Big Red Reset Button. And to be honest when this episode featured disembodied moving space suits, a small girl looking for her mummy, writing from another time appearing on walls and monsters that changed position when you weren't looking at them I felt like teaching the Moff's pony another trick myself.

I'm enjoying it far more than the Rusty era though, especially now Amy has stopped being Dommy P.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 12:43 (twelve years ago) link

Amy is much better in this series yeah.

Time Babby has the potential to be the worst plot ever, to be honest.

Haha you're just masochistically wishing it to be shit at this point aren't you?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

mysteries remaining (or things i just don't understand)

1) time baby in amy not really preggers but kind of sort of
2) who was in the spacesuit
3) why does the doctor die / what's going on with the doctor dying – which is really part of question 2)
4) the crappy TARDIS from the Lodger
5) who /is/ Amy Pond, and how do you know it's a duckpond if there are no ducks? also where were her parents
6) regenerating little girl
7) other things i missed?

ignore the man behind the parentheses (remy bean), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

It's a duck pond if you duck witches in it as well.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

7) WHY ARE THE SILENCE WEARING SUITS (what did they wear before they got humans to invent suits?)

Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

re 5) her parents and the ducks (and the Daleks) were de-existed by the crack and its terribly selective approach to such things

Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe the Silence just like to look cool?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

You never know when there's going to be a lady Silence around.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

they all look alike to me /racist

Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 13:04 (twelve years ago) link

i feel like there is still a big mystery about little amelia pond,...?

ignore the man behind the parentheses (remy bean), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 13:12 (twelve years ago) link

However my theory that River Song is a future regeneration of the Doctor is pretty much shot now they've snogged.

If Rusty was still in charge, I'd say that The Doctor and River snogging would be confirmation that River is a future regeneration of the Doctor.

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

Humans wear suits because the Silence made them invent them and think they looked smart. (wld love to see various Silence in other countries wearing eg dashikis before the end of the year btw)

the crack and its terribly selective approach to such things

EVERYTHING in the universe disappeared eventually (except for the museum), just bit by bit and FASTER AND FASTER as it got closer to the collapse point. The Doctor doesn't notice the ducks are missing until the main body of The Eleventh Hour, which takes place less than 12 hours before the TARDISplosion. At this point they might have been gone from the village for forty years, and the locals still called it a duckpond out of inertia, though no-one remembered when they'd disappeared; but most likely they'd disappeared only hours or days or weeks before, and peoples' memories of ducks being there were all gone, but the memory of calling it a duckpond wasn't.

Surely the spoiler rule was established when the various territories showing Who were not *quite* so synched up?

totally on board with not discussing spoilery stuff until after it's been TXed in Australia / printed in the Australian Radio Times / the guest stars have done Australian breakfast telly / trailers have run on the Australian BBC! great suggestion.

Ha, I totally agree with everything also just said.

JimD, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:39 (twelve years ago) link

uh aldo.

JimD, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

not also.

JimD, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_DWmfx0Iz3Zc/SxZj3-9TbTI/AAAAAAAAAok/VIsGsnY3oc4/s400/dmlrd1.jpg

Just remembered who the Silence remind me of - Doomlord from the Eagle comic in the 1980s ("Oh no - it's DOOMLORD!").

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

Been away, came back and watched a bumper two episode series opening special. Loved it obviously. Yes, found myself thinking 'come on, you're not going to be able to do all this'. But I don't really mind, not too much anyway. Reminds of those batshit Philip K Dick novels where he just piles mind-bending insanity upon mind-bending insanity

As with PKD The options out of these sorts of things tend to be semi-mystical solutions I suppose, but then I thought he handled it pretty well in the first series, and more importantly, I f'ing love it all and find it really really entertaining.

Thought all the River/Amy/Rory stuff was ace. Thought the Doctor performance was about right - liked his insecurity about not knowing what's going on, sudden bursts of cheerfulness and almost gloomy contemplation working quite well w/r/t this.

I'm putting my money on the time child being River (Doctor's known her from the beginning of her life, right?). Oh but yeah, Schrodinger's baby thing - two time streams? One where River conceives, one where Amy conceives? Ok must stop this now - all been covered upthread anyway. But yes, loved it. Fecund, gloriously fun stuff.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

Also three years ago US and UK did not get their Who the same day.

― a modest broposal (suzy), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 21:51 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also 2 years ago, and 1 year ago, US did not get their Who on the same day.

― ignore the man behind the parentheses (remy bean), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 22:21 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

also 2 years ago, and 1 year ago, and this year, Australia did not get its Who on the same day. Also, 229 other countries.

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Thursday, 5 May 2011 04:20 (twelve years ago) link

Britishers still finding ways to put us over a barrel. Thank you sir may I have another

/joeks luv u

VegemiteGrrl, Thursday, 5 May 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

Hand Of Fear is showing next mon / tue on bbc4 in tribute to ES.

(preceeded by Noggin The Nog!)

koogs, Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:06 (twelve years ago) link

ELDRAD MUST LIVE.

As I said earlier, Lis is completely awesome in it.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

Hand of Fear is awesome, my favourite moments are Sarah Janes fabulous stripey outfit and carrying the hand around in a tupperware box :)

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Saturday, 7 May 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link

I am half-watching in the chippie over the road from the pub (between buses getting in the way) and I'd swear in a court of law it's running at at least 4x speed due to the level of jump cuts and generally over-excited movement.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 7 May 2011 17:49 (twelve years ago) link

"Rory!" "Toby!" "The Tardis!"

ledge, Saturday, 7 May 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't think much of her bedside manner tbh. Or her intelligent medical programming - she's about as smart as the nanogenes in 'the empty child', thinking a gas mask is a genetic part of a human being. If that's medicine in the future i'll stick with the NHS!!11!1!

ledge, Saturday, 7 May 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

Was thinking for a minute that Toby was a lil fake stowaway girl pretending to be a boy like in the Sandman and the black spot thing wouldn't work on him out of some Éowyn type gender loophole – "she kills any MAN she touches."

offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Saturday, 7 May 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

ledge otm – given that the dead space travellers had holo-projection matter transport virtua doctors, you think they'd have AI that could respond to fresh situations (develop antibiotics, getting near-drowned lifeforms back up & running)

so much wrong. after 1/2-way, basically a sequence of 'no wait, why did... but what about... how come the doctor... why is she...?' moments.

& fake death really, really has to stop.

portrait of velleity (woof), Saturday, 7 May 2011 21:19 (twelve years ago) link

So pirate boy can't go home cos he's gong to die of tuberculosis or whatevs...how about the rest of the crew who only had cut fingers!? Nope, off to space with the lot of you. Thanks a bunch doc!

Pretty awful ep, yeah.

JimD, Saturday, 7 May 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

They are going to go battle the Langoliers!

offee is for losers only, do you not c? (Abbbottt), Saturday, 7 May 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

What happened to the pirate who got cut by Toby? He just seemed to disappear off-panel…

carson dial, Saturday, 7 May 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

It felt after watching the last two episodes like a cold shower. We went back to a very twee and concise story line. I'm not too bothered by the massive loopholes, but did find myself constantly trying to spot answers to the questions left unanswered, which kind of spoilt it in a way. Still, I like the concept of space pirates! It wasn't a terrible episode.

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Saturday, 7 May 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

thought it was a just about passable filler episode apart from the tedious overdone oh no rory might die (again) bit and yeah What happened to the pirate who got cut by Toby?

Potential missed with space pirates concept but nice to see the cap'n in the TARDIS (are they going for one guest passenger a week?)

Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Saturday, 7 May 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

Aw come on it wasn't that bad. Quite liked the gesture towards Dr Who as Hornblower type. Sure was a frivolous episode, but it was fun enough. Was kinda hoping Rory wd die, mind. Doc could only heal anything that looked like damage. It wasn't that good I suppose, but for something to come back to after the pub, it served.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 8 May 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

how could she cure the boy of TB but not cure the alium captain of a simple cold?

also not entirely convinced that the surface of the sea is the source of "a perfect reflection," even in becalming conditions

v v poor script editing to have one freudian joke about the Cap'n having a small willy, on the gangplank, then another one about him having nothing to worry about, dicksizewise, amidships a few minutes later. this was not much allayed by the Doctor referring again to the second one later and saying he didn't mean it.

still! I wasn't expecting anything from this ep, and it was probably fun enough for kiddies, so I'm happy to twiddle my thumbs plotwise until the next Moffatt story.

You guys! Kenny from Press Gang is the boatswain <3

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 8 May 2011 04:56 (twelve years ago) link

Didnt enjoy that at all, really. Everything felt very forced and cold and herky-jerky, like a party where everyone is pretending to have fun. And the story didnt make any sense. Boo. But yay Kenny the Boatswain

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 8 May 2011 05:23 (twelve years ago) link

I watched it with a bunch of mates, and kept saying that it was kenny from press gang! Nobody believed me, thanks for confirmation!

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Sunday, 8 May 2011 06:36 (twelve years ago) link

As soon as I saw him I knew I recognised him, but it took a while to surface, lol

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 8 May 2011 06:46 (twelve years ago) link

What makes me laugh is that he has acted on different stuff, but he will always be kenny from press gang. God, I loved that show!

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Sunday, 8 May 2011 06:51 (twelve years ago) link

Oh god me too. Worshipped that show. I still squee over Dexter Fletcher & he is hella old now!

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 8 May 2011 07:19 (twelve years ago) link

Despite my nitpick upthread I thought it was an ok episode, throwaway silly fun but fun all the same. Although I did almost throw my guitar at the screen after the rory resuscitation scene.

ledge, Sunday, 8 May 2011 08:25 (twelve years ago) link

Daft filler is just as much part of Doctor Who as the season-plot-type episodes. This wasn't an exceptional example -- Hugh B didn't look he was having much fun (where was the ham?) -- but still so, so much better than Doctor's Daughter/Fear Her etc. etc.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 8 May 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

I liked the e-tard reference point. "Everything brilliant", "music turns them into fools"

Chewshabadoo, Sunday, 8 May 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

That was some rotten CPR too. She didn't seal his nose, her compressions were rubbish, and she gave it, what, a minute before she gave up and started crying? I like to think my loved ones would try a bit harder than that.

trishyb, Sunday, 8 May 2011 15:49 (twelve years ago) link

Way too much sonic screwdriver action. And Rory-death is getting way too kenny-from-south-park. Meh episode after the top form of the first two. And aye, wouldn't want Amy as my designated first aider.

ailsa, Sunday, 8 May 2011 18:34 (twelve years ago) link

much prefer rory in superhuman heroic mode (guarding amy for a 1000 years) than damsel in distress role

Mordy, Sunday, 8 May 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

it was basically flagged up as filler at the end of the last ep, you get what you pay for sort of thing

katerine jenkins looking different

reference + ilx meme (history mayne), Sunday, 8 May 2011 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

I have no problem with fillers...but the mere fact of it being a filler ep isnt the problem, nor a good enough explanation of why its okay...it was clumsy and hamhanded, and I maintain poorly written. They introduced the curse & the siren too quickly, and so the "mystery" of it got old by the halfway mark ....i didnt care abt Capt Bonneville or his son, and omg the siren's true purpose was a big eyeroll.

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 8 May 2011 19:00 (twelve years ago) link

though not caring abt Capt Bonneville is not to say I didnt like him bc oh I do <3

VegemiteGrrl, Sunday, 8 May 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

I did love the ending where they're now pirates in space.

Mordy, Sunday, 8 May 2011 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

god this was the stupidest episode of the moffett era so far, i think. nothing to redeem it except for like two seconds of space pirates at the end. also, most unbelievable pirates since douglas fairbanks.

ignore the man behind the parentheses (remy bean), Sunday, 8 May 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Captain's son, I expect, will be able to shoot lasers out of his eyes sometime in the near-future.

That was some rotten CPR too. She didn't seal his nose, her compressions were rubbish, and she gave it, what, a minute before she gave up and started crying? I like to think my loved ones would try a bit harder than that.

Isn't there a risk of actually cracking ribs during proper chest compressions? But yeah, Rory was all, "I want you to do it because I know you'll never give up on me." And, as you noted, after a minute, she gives up on him.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Sunday, 8 May 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

Rubbish pirates, yeah. Rubbish Siren as well - too perfume ad/Muse album cover - but then I don't really get the fascination with Lily Cole.

god this was the stupidest episode of the moffett era so far, i think.

Wasn't great, wasn't anywhere near as bad as the Van Gogh episode. Can't muster up much other than 'meh' really, quite slow pacing I thought. Next week's looks intruiging.

Matt DC, Sunday, 8 May 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

Why didn't you like Vincent and the Doctor?

a modest broposal (suzy), Sunday, 8 May 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

And Rory-death is getting way too kenny-from-south-park.

Bahahahaha

I couldn't believe a nurse was so bad at giving CPR instructions. "ABC, Amy – airway, breathing, circulation" w/a little explication takes as long to say as "I know you have seen it on TV a thousand times and also I know you will never give up and also also I wuv you!" Also lol at how fast she did in fact give up before he was like 'fuck, better start gasping for air I guess, she's started with the waterworks.'

rory rory are you ok?

crabbbittts (Abbbottt), Sunday, 8 May 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

rory rory are you ok?

Am lolling heavily here - pretty sure I'm not the only one who over-performed "baby, baby - are you OK?" to my classmates. We were pretty much trying to top each other in the name of melodramatic subversion.

a modest broposal (suzy), Sunday, 8 May 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think anything could be worse than the Vincent Van Gogh episode. Rubbish monster, rubbish plot, rubbish script, rubbish acting, and truly the most hideously appalling music choice in a vile attempt to stir emotion. The only emotion it stirred in me was repulsion.

emil.y, Sunday, 8 May 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

she gave it, what, a minute before she gave up and started crying? I like to think my loved ones would try a bit harder than that.

It's TV. Did you really want a 70 minute episode with 25 minutes of CPR?

Meh episode. So many cuts that they actually managed to confuse themselves enough to lose a pirate.

charlie adam's sister's pants (onimo), Sunday, 8 May 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

Actually, 25 minutes of CPR would have been preferable to 15 minutes of infernal bloody Murray Gold heavenly voice crap. But I'd rather they not have included any CPR at all if they were just going to do it so shittily.

Isn't there a risk of actually cracking ribs during proper chest compressions?

The risk is not *that* great. Also, as the instructor on my recent first aid course pointed out, would you rather be dead, or alive with a cracked rib?

trishyb, Sunday, 8 May 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

but it's always done that way - even in LOST with an actual doctor doing the reviving no-one ever got more than a couple of minutes of Jack-hammer.

charlie adam's sister's pants (onimo), Sunday, 8 May 2011 21:31 (twelve years ago) link

would you rather be dead, or alive with a cracked rib?

Well, the real question is to ask Arthur Davill whether he wants to be on the receiving end of authentic-looking chest compressions with possibly cracked ribs, or Internet people making fun of Amy Pond.

a couple of minutes of Jack-hammer

So wrong lol.

NoShoutsNoCalls (Leee), Sunday, 8 May 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

There *was* that one episode of House M.D. where they gave a guy CPR for 3 1/2 hours (not on screen of course).

crabbbittts (Abbbottt), Sunday, 8 May 2011 21:44 (twelve years ago) link

i just feel like during the RTD era there was a big emphasis on the universe-as-circus aspect of the show; incredible, gorgeous, huge, boundless, teeming with life, bizarre, a little scary, and with the doctor as – say – p.t. barnum dragging us from sight to sight. the moffett eps during the first 4 seasons were a welcome respite; a breather and a palate cleanser between gobs and gobs of glorious hugeness and overblown spectacle. since Moff has taken the reins, however, i'm beginning to realize that i miss the hyperbolic pinwheeling about the universe, and sometimes wish for an episode that was just a little more ... majestic

ignore the man behind the parentheses (remy bean), Sunday, 8 May 2011 21:56 (twelve years ago) link

Basically it wasn't camp enough to be a pirate episode.

Matt DC, Sunday, 8 May 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

I liked this episode, and I like that it wasn't yer classic swashbuckling nonsense. The ghost-ship twist was excellent, and the revelation that the siren wasn't evil was good too (although her nightmare-inducingly nasty look didn't quite mesh with that). I didn't mind the 45 second of CPR because screen time doesn't have to equal actual time (especially when it can harm the drama/tension) – imagine if she had spend fully two minutes blowing air into his lungs.

So here's me completely uninterested, not intending to watch this year at all, three episodes in and loving the taste of this hat.

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Sunday, 8 May 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

lily cole's expression at the end reminded me of the hologram alien from mission to mars

next week's sounds great on paper, but why was it moved forward from its original place in the second half of the season?

however, i'm beginning to realize that i miss the hyperbolic pinwheeling about the universe, and sometimes wish for an episode that was just a little more ... majestic

if there's a way to do this without making it about either planet earth of the entire universe being on the brink of extinction then yes, but the latter plot points can be rested for a while yet imo (altho too bad in a way that "the darkness" probably can't come back)

Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Sunday, 8 May 2011 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

It's TV. Did you really want a 70 minute episode with 25 minutes of CPR?

Shouldn't be beyond a tv writer to convey passage of time and application of effort without necessarily showing it. I still kind of don't buy Amy's relationship with Rory, she seems to give up on him or ignore him or just treat him like a mate until the script calls for her to be all love-of-his-life to sort out some peril. Though when your partner has stood by you for 2000 years, it's kind of hard to measure up to that level of devotion.

This was far from the biggest problem with this episode, though, and next week's looks better.

ailsa, Sunday, 8 May 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

xp Be careful what you wish for...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRYNYb30nxU

a modest broposal (suzy), Sunday, 8 May 2011 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

why was it moved forward from its original place in the second half of the season?

Budget? Maybe the shoot was in the can but post on some other episode would have blown the budget, or maybe I'm talking shit.

xxp there's also the possibility that Amy doesn't get how long one has to do CPR (she's a kissogram ffs) and the Doctor was maybe a bit knackered from all the other stuff that had just happened. I dunno.

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Sunday, 8 May 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

why was it moved forward from its original place in the second half of the season?

I'm hoping because it's really good, and they want to restore confidence after that lacklustre pirates episode.

It's weird that, given how good I think Moffatt's writing is, he seems unable to detect dud-ness in other writers. This one, and the Silurian 2-parter last year, just seem as though, even on paper, he would have known there wasn't enough THERE for them to really work.

It made more sense for Russell T Davies to let other bodgy scripts in, since his own stuff was all over the shop.

Oh good, I missed a Silurian two-parter. Excellent.

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Sunday, 8 May 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

next week's sounds great on paper, but why was it moved forward from its original place in the second half of the season?

it was never in the second half of this season - it was in the second half of LAST season, and had to be moved back because they ran out of budget to do it that year. Gaiman's talked of having to rewrite it to have an alive Rory in it.

I did love the ending where they're now pirates in space.

with dude "driving the ship" by sitting there holding a COMPLETELY IMMOBILE steering column!

sorry yeah i think the Gatiss one was pushed to the second half because it was actually this pirate one that was moved forward, my mistake (it's one per week minimum ppl).

he seems unable to detect dud-ness in other writers

no less than RTD i think. the other problem is that no other writer is really challenging him the way he did with RTD for best episodes. think the best non-Moffat episode since he took over is actually Simon Nye's (Amy's Choice) but will be surprised if he does another.

in DW Confidential Moffat is pretty blasé about it being a formulaic episode ("If we're gonna do pirates of course we have to have..." proceeds to list all the cliches as if this were way more than important than the story being interesting and coherent enough)

Let me help you with your URL problems (blueski), Monday, 9 May 2011 00:10 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah--my favourite non-Moffats of last series were Simon Nye's and 'The Lodger', both of which were also good in that they weren't formulaic "turn-up-on-spaceship/in-history, find-the-monster, beat-the-monster, leave" stories

^^ on the Venusian hyper-credits

no less than RTD i think.

Chinball's was the only truly dire one last year I think. And even then the first half was 1000x better than his RTD-overseen episodes (42! Cypberwoman!). Eps like this pirate one and the WWII Daleks seem to come from Moffatt going "let's just let a big silly romp through now and again for the littlies" - they stand out as stupider than they otherwise would because he throws so much complicated forward-plotting and grown-up concern into most* of his own eps.

*The Beast Below excepting from the rule here

ugh cyberwoman was bloody awful

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Monday, 9 May 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

Could they just do one damn episode where they go to small country town and prevent the library from being closed down by doing a fundraiser or finding buried treasure? This shit is good, but so exhausting.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 9 May 2011 02:43 (twelve years ago) link

with dude "driving the ship" by sitting there holding a COMPLETELY IMMOBILE steering column!

everything is touch sensitive in the future, duh.

ledge, Monday, 9 May 2011 08:21 (twelve years ago) link

he flies it with his MIND

VegemiteGrrl, Monday, 9 May 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

love it

Mordy, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

Ha ha ha ha! Brilliant.

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

Finally got around to watching this last night and I don't see what all the fuss is about. A perfectly serviceable filler episode and miles better than Fear Her, Love & Monsters or any of Rusty's HOOT!!!11!!!! scenarios. Something reflective being the conduit isn't any more outlandish than somebody using the fat of the people of Britain to incubate baby Adipose, and the crew being marked for death/treatment isn't any odder than feeding children chips cooked in a certain oil to make their brains work faster.

You know what stood out for me? Two ideas - a deserted hospital ship which tries to treat humans but not knowing what they are gets it wrong by making assumptions about what their physiology is supposed to be, and creates a 'base under siege' while trying to make them well; and a deserted spaceship where the crew have died and the servants of the main crew are using a gate through space and time to teleport people onto the spaceship in the hope it makes it work properly and creates a 'stalk and slash' while trying to get the right person.

Or The Empty Child/The Doctor Dances and The Girl In The Fireplace, as they were called the last time.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 18:29 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, Blue Peter was kind of spoilery. She's had to wait a long time too, this was a Rusty competition iirc.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:14 (twelve years ago) link

I don't watch Blue Peter but it strikes me that the competition was so long ago, the winner might no longer be a viewer.

The reflection thing is probably carrying over elsewhere in the series. Also, I loved Fangy Lily Cole.

that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

Everything felt very forced and cold and herky-jerky, like a party where everyone is pretending to have fun. And the story didnt make any sense.

Finally watched this earlier and, ^^^yeah, spot on. It may have had everything from Moffat's pirate check-list, but the writer failed to do anything interesting or creative with them. But it was the fact that the whole thing had the increasingly manic forced jollity of a desperately floundering children's entertainer that killed it. Unfun.

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

Liked some things about it, disliked others. As some have said it had more in the way of actual ideas than most monster of the week episodes, even if a couple of them smelled a bit recycled. All perfectly watchable, and actually quite a nice let up after the brain-frying opening story. Bonneville was miscast though, I think. Good actor, not really at all convincing as a ruthless pirate.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

something reflective being the conduit

Except that a) the first time she appears, it's from non-still, and therefore non-"perfectly"-reflective water; and b) the Doctor reacts to the reflection revelation by creating HUNDREDS MORE reflective surfaces than already existed. Smart work, there.

"I like to wear tops that show my cleavage and show off my ladies," (sic), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 02:55 (twelve years ago) link

As much as I don't really want to defend this episode, I'm assuming that the smashed mirrors/windows were supposed to be too small for her to fit through. Although that crown wasn't exactly huge, either.

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 09:11 (twelve years ago) link

As much as I don't really want to defend this episode

I'm sorry for your loss :(

"I like to wear tops that show my cleavage and show off my ladies," (sic), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link

Is the astronaut in the first episode a version of The Watcher? Harbinger of regeneration etc.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Wednesday, 11 May 2011 22:57 (twelve years ago) link

this looks like The Bed Sitting Room

koogs, Saturday, 14 May 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

This looks like NOOOOOOo

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 14 May 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

Neverwhere

koogs, Saturday, 14 May 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

I actually quite liked this.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 14 May 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

A bit hectic, but good.

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Saturday, 14 May 2011 18:22 (twelve years ago) link

Disappointed they didn't use a 'classic' series console room.

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Saturday, 14 May 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link

I liked it a lot - took a wee while to get going, but then (once Karen-off-of-Corrie was revealed as Tardis) it was proper good fun and tension and madness and jokes. Plus I get to chalk up another Rory death. Poor chap.

ailsa, Saturday, 14 May 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

Also hokey River reference for What Can It All Mean arc stuff.

ailsa, Saturday, 14 May 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

I totally loved this.

that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Saturday, 14 May 2011 18:58 (twelve years ago) link

yeah was inventive and good, didn't do all the old new who stuff, but still fitted in with Moffat's 'what can we do with the possibilities' thinking.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 14 May 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

i give this show a chance every year, it's still bollocks

tbf this wasn't as bad as the daleks in ww2 thing tho, that was beyond terrible

Romford Spring (DG), Saturday, 14 May 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

I really enjoyed this episode. It was written by Neil Gaimen so didn't expect anything other than awesome.

I am leader of the sheeple (captain rosie), Saturday, 14 May 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't expect anything other than tedious goff wankery, yet was entertained.
"did you wish really hard" line was funny.

zappi, Saturday, 14 May 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

Fantastic! Personified tardis was a really lovely concept, and the execution all felt very fifth-doctorish. Favourite episode of the year so far.

JimD, Sunday, 15 May 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

this was totally great, LOVED ten minutes of running back and forth down the same tiny bit of corridor in the middle of the episode! :D :D

Disappointed they didn't use a 'classic' series console room.

budget innit. considering they had to move the entire episode from last year cos they'd run out of CGI budget, and use the fckn Ood because the CGI cost meant they couldn't build a new monster face, and that there was a whole new cobbled-together TARDIS console in this, building an exact replica of any of the old ones for 4 mins of screen time would have presumably been a cost too far

I totally loved this! And it was totally Gaimany, too, esp. her password.
Loved that delight was image of Amy getting married! <3

Col. Pinkney Lugenbeel (Abbbottt), Sunday, 15 May 2011 04:18 (twelve years ago) link

Did she take Rory's last name when she got married? Does Rory even have a last name?

Col. Pinkney Lugenbeel (Abbbottt), Sunday, 15 May 2011 04:19 (twelve years ago) link

he is now Rory Pond per the Doctor in previous eps

xpost to me:
also the super-white lighting wouldn't have matched up with the mood of the rest of the ep, it would have satisified nerds but not had the delight of recognition for the show's much much larger modern audience, etc etc

anyway I think Gaiman and the designers gave a very generous and effectionate nod to old TARDIS interiors with the roundels on the aforementioned corridor and the flats Smith was dragging around the asteroid

Yes the corridors, kept expecting them to find Adric's stupid tunic back there or something.

Col. Pinkney Lugenbeel (Abbbottt), Sunday, 15 May 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

Does Rory even have a last name?

"Ro!ry! WILL!iams!"

Oh! Oh this!

This was beautiful, like a Girl In The Fireplace but the girl is the TARDIS and he already knows her and...yeah, this is exactly what I wanted Neil to deliver but not at all what I expected and I'm so happy.

Also yes to it feeling so Fifth doctory, with the circley walls and hexagonal corridors and outside in a quarry at nighttime and actually really quite scary in place and not feeling exactly like it is a children's show but thinking THIS is like what I watched as a kid...

And the TARDIS actress was just right.

*dancing*

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 15 May 2011 07:00 (twelve years ago) link

> here was a whole new cobbled-together TARDIS console in this

blue peter design competition winner according to confidential. and i think they mentioned that the two back walls were taken from / inspired by a previous control room.

they showed the alt control room in The Hand Of Fear on bbc4 last week. and it was a tiny wooden thing.

koogs, Sunday, 15 May 2011 07:48 (twelve years ago) link

Loved it loved it loved it

Tom's "secondary control room" was my absolute fave as a kid

Four winners in a row. What. The. Fuck.

'er indoors hated it.

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 15 May 2011 12:24 (twelve years ago) link

Guess I'm a lone hater then. Really don't like "magic Tardis" bullshit at all, it's consistently been my least favourite thing about nu-Who as it's a total get-out-of-jail-free card. Pacing was kind of off as well -
Amy and Rory lost in the Tardis corridor could've been supremely creepy had it just slowed down a bit but it felt like Gaiman was trying to cram as many things into his one Doctor Who episode as possible. The manic pacing made it feel like that really shonky Rusty era episode where The Master reappears.

Smith absolutely brilliant in this one though - Tennant would have over-emoted at the "OMG there are still Timelords alive oh shit there aren't" part, Smith's supremely geeky Doctor works because he's all "avoid the difficult emotional issue quick hide by playing with wires" instead.

Matt DC, Sunday, 15 May 2011 12:35 (twelve years ago) link

i thought there were really good bits in it, loads of dead funny throwaway stuff - 'did you wish really hard', 'another ood i couldn't save' matt smith's facial expressions, etc - but the whole thing felt kind of awkward and patchy? a bit too much neverwhere, a bit too much consumptive-victorian-madwoman, a bit too much sci-fi-horror-film.

c sharp major, Sunday, 15 May 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

it felt like a problem with direction as much as a problem with the script, though, loads of stuff fell flat but felt like it could have been ~magical~

c sharp major, Sunday, 15 May 2011 13:00 (twelve years ago) link

Really don't like "magic Tardis" bullshit at all, it's consistently been my least favourite thing about nu-Who as it's a total get-out-of-jail-free card.

I agree with this wholeheartedly.

I was genuinely creeped out by the stuff in the corridors, though. It tapped it very nicely to childhood fears of getting cut off from everyone else and getting left behind in strange places.

trishyb, Sunday, 15 May 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

Tapped IN very nicely, obv.

trishyb, Sunday, 15 May 2011 13:23 (twelve years ago) link

Loved this. Am guessing he was writing with Helena Bonham-Carter in mind for the Tardis.

stet, Sunday, 15 May 2011 21:01 (twelve years ago) link

That would have been awesome. Good call.

“I'm a hero with coward's legs.” (captain rosie), Sunday, 15 May 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

also, you hear her say "I love you" just as she's disintegrating. All is lost in a welter of sop and slush with that Gaiman.

stet, Sunday, 15 May 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

I really enjoyed this episode. It was written by Neil Gaiman so didn't expect anything other than, as zappi sez, self-satisfied tedious goff wankery. Personified Tardis is great despite the awkward execution -- NG's hallmark.

once Karen-off-of-Corrie was revealed as Tardis

There wasn't really a reveal to the audience, though? I mean, we saw Uncle and Auntie talking about swapping souls, and then the Tardis loses power, and then we see Timelord/Tardis dust surrounding the human vessel.

Coelacanth Green (Leee), Sunday, 15 May 2011 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah it's weird, on scone viewing that seemed really obvious (you even hear the tardis sound as it takes her over) but somehow it just passed me by completely the first tme round.

So, when Rose Tyler soaked up the heart of the tardis or whatever it was, in the last ninth doctor episode...how was that different to what happened here?

JimD, Monday, 16 May 2011 06:20 (twelve years ago) link

Scone? Damn you autocorrect. Second.

JimD, Monday, 16 May 2011 06:21 (twelve years ago) link

how was that different to what happened here?

Spacey wacey.

I am turning into Matthew out of Sunday Heroes I think - "No, not aaah".

Anyway, I scone viewed it as well and while I didn't enjoy it as much it was still pretty good. As I hinted up there without being spoilery, this was all revealed on Blue Peter on Thursday - the console was a competition winner from back in the Rusty era, and they showed the toy that's going on sale. Someone on OG speculated exactly the Junkyard TARDIS from one of the first promo shots of this episode, which does show that guesses are sometimes pretty damn spoilery too.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Monday, 16 May 2011 06:42 (twelve years ago) link

Rose's "soul" was still in there, I guess, whereas Idris was just an empty vessel. Also Rose harnessed the powers of the time vortex which is maybe different from the powers of the Tardis, the living thing itself.

I enjoyed this episode a lot - though it does quash my theory that River was a personification of the Tardis.

Roz, Monday, 16 May 2011 07:04 (twelve years ago) link

Have barely read or seen any Gaiman, but I thought this was pretty good and did enjoy what I guess were some of the more Gaiman-like aspects - the junkyard planet and the castaways, Uncle in particular (credit to the actor there too of course). Tardis personification also grebt, much better than whatever happened to Rose, which I can barely remember anyway, also A+ Rory and Amy lost in corridors headfuck. Can't really think of anything I didn't like about it in fact. Definitely digging the new scariness in this season.

England's banh mi army (ledge), Monday, 16 May 2011 08:39 (twelve years ago) link

how was that different to what happened here?

Spacey wacey.

Continuity-wuity more like.

England's banh mi army (ledge), Monday, 16 May 2011 08:47 (twelve years ago) link

agree with most of Matt's criticism (esp. the pace + too many big ideas in too small a space OMG LIKE AN ACTUAL TARDIS) but was watching it at 4am quite drunk so must rewatch - thought it was pretty cool anyway despite the "wife" thing being inevitably ultra lame bait.

Idris/actress was excellent, also made the Bonham-Carter connection (via some other actually tenuous Gaiman/Burton comparisons). didn't see the point of the Ood (nor the old control room scene really...tho made me wonder the old control rooms would look on digital film as opposed to the video of the past) and also agree that the TARDIS corridors were strangely grim (but necessarily so in this case i guess). great dialogue throughout tho.

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Monday, 16 May 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

Ood qua Ood: Gaiman wrote a new alium but they'd run out of money to make new pointy ears.

wild ood entry

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 May 2011 10:51 (twelve years ago) link

Michael Sheen was the voice of House?

James Mitchell, Monday, 16 May 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link

How long is it going to take for the Doctor to twig that you can tell if it's a good Ood or an evil Ood by looking at the colour of its eyes?

Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

This one still had good green eyes though

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

Also Amy really shines with Rory, huh?

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

I thought the good ones had blue eyes?

Matt DC, Monday, 16 May 2011 15:24 (twelve years ago) link

I don't see any Amy/Rory chemistry. Don't see what Rory has to offer at all tbh. Sorry, Rory.

England's banh mi army (ledge), Monday, 16 May 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

he waits, that's what he does.

koogs, Monday, 16 May 2011 15:32 (twelve years ago) link

I thought it was green vs red

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2011 15:45 (twelve years ago) link

more "importantly", why they all wear the same worker outfit from The Impossible Planet?

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Monday, 16 May 2011 15:58 (twelve years ago) link

oh duh, Ood had green eyes because House was green

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

That poor girl. Her parents named her Acquanetta.

that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Monday, 16 May 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

She could have changed it

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Monday, 16 May 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

Don't see what Rory has to offer at all tbh. Sorry, Rory.

I agree, I don't get Rory at all. The character's likeable in a "that bloke seems quite nice" sort of way but he's not at all interesting or charismatic. He gets plot functions and dies six times a week but otherwise he's just a third wheel.

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

Rory is utterly pointless. New assistant please.

“I'm a hero with coward's legs.” (captain rosie), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

What's especially annoying is that Darvill is at least three times as likeable in interviews, which makes me think the character is probably not a good fit for him.

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 May 2011 21:53 (twelve years ago) link

Your spot on there. He seems an affable chap. What purpose does the Rory character have?

“I'm a hero with coward's legs.” (captain rosie), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:05 (twelve years ago) link

Eliminates the RTD-style Doctor/companion love interest thing.

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

Arthur Darvill's the RADA grad in the room and is doing Mephistopheles in Doctor Faustus later in the year. I don't think this sub-Lyndhurst dweeb we're currently seeing is where the character of Rory will end up (he did the whole 'going mental' thing v. v. well).

that's when i reach for my ︻╦╤─* (suzy), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

agh, what I'm trying to say is Moffffffffffffffeeettttttttttttttttttttttttt wants to indicate pretty strongly that his show will not create any sort of emo love affair b/n the Doctor and Amy and that Rory is the clearest manifestation of that xp

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

lol at "sub-Lyndhurst"

I for one do not approve of an emo love affair b/n the Doctor and anybody. It is a shame that Rory couldn't have had more depth.
I doubt he'll develop into a raging crazy all powerful Rory-Tron 3000. He'll probably just wimper in the corner like he normally does. Or die.

“I'm a hero with coward's legs.” (captain rosie), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

Rory's been ok in Moffat's own eps where he tends to get both funnier lines and more to do. Plus the constant dying is starting to get funny now.

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Monday, 16 May 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

And the bit where aged Rory is all "You always leave me!" was pretty sad and alarming

Just realised that Suranne Jones, who played the TARDIS Idris, was also the actress in 'Single Father' with Tennant last year, in which she was also rather excellent

I wonder if Moffatt ever saw the thing Lawrence Miles did in the books with the humanoid TARDISes

Now I'm wondering if Gaiman saw the thing Lawrence Miles did in the BBC books with the humanoid TARDISes

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link

oh hai it's me, the one who said last year was worse than syphilis. I just watched the Vincent van Gogh episode and bawled for 10 mins straight.

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

:D

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

I think maybe Moffatt's a fan of the Doctor-Sarah Jane-Harry season but Rory's there to fill the walk-around-looking-bewildered role. For one thing, given that Amy knows the Doctor is going to die there needs to be a co-conspirator onboard to stop her just blurting it out. I get the feeling he's being lined up for something later in the series.

Constantly dying is starting to bring the lolz though.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 10:53 (twelve years ago) link

The bloke who does the Guardian Who-blog suspects Rory is being lined up for something too. And even if he isn't, surely fathering the time-babby is enough? Being a kids show, you couldn't have Amy getting preggers from a one night stand with some random soldier/timelord/alien, lest the Daily Mail blow a gasket. I think the dynamic between the three is getting more interesting, what with the big secret, their own marriage (loved the bunk bed gag) and their Tardis corridor drama.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 11:04 (twelve years ago) link

yes yes its Threadless but this is pretty cute

http://media.threadless.com//imgs/products/2899/636x460design_01.jpg

zappi, Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:38 (twelve years ago) link

Finally the Ga'Hoole/Dr Who fan mashup I have been craving.

Col. Pinkney Lugenbeel (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

Dr. Whooot

No pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

Hopefully, like the Ga'Hoole movie, this season's climax involves Matt Smith flying in slow motion with a bucket of molten steel while Dead Can Dance plays.

Col. Pinkney Lugenbeel (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 17 May 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

http://isamypregnant.com/

delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

ok I laughed way too hard at that

Col. Pinkney Lugenbeel (Abbbottt), Thursday, 19 May 2011 03:16 (twelve years ago) link

"To see what I saw click on the spot beyond the Doctor's home planet."

James Mitchell, Friday, 20 May 2011 20:13 (twelve years ago) link

Just caught a bit of Satan Pit on Watch - a meh episode that doesn't hold up at all well. Waste of a (visually) good monster.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Friday, 20 May 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

I dont think this has been posted: Doctor Who credits in the style of Buffy The Vampire Slayer :D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMiMCMWp4bw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 21 May 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

Thought that was terrific and genuinely creepy. I have soft spot for "idiot humans let down the Doctors moral universe" episodes. I suppose it raises the possibility of the Doctor we saw dying being the ganger though.

Matt DC, Saturday, 21 May 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

thought the whole 'clones running an industrial facility then getting upset about being clones' thing was a great idea, perhaps someone should make a film w/that premise

Romford Spring (DG), Saturday, 21 May 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

That was really good. More like old school Doctor with its 'trapped in a scary castle' setting. Relatively low budget too, so relies on some good old fashioned scares. Benefitted from the two part treatment too - not too frantic, with the bit part characters given a chance to develop. Good SF premise too. The Doctor fighting his doppleganger has the potential to be a bit naff, but hopefully they'll pull it off. Could the doppleganger be the Doctor who dies? Or maybe that's a bit too obvious, not to mention rather early a reveal.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 21 May 2011 18:41 (twelve years ago) link

Doctor Who credits in the style of Buffy The Vampire Slayer :D

amazed at how much I like this!

More like old school Doctor with its 'trapped in a scary castle' setting.

Yeah, I've been non-spoily teasing people this week saying how classic-70s Who it felt. A spooky castle! A small team in a base under siege! Horror elements! The threat is from within! And a cliffhanger!

I don't think the ganger is going to turn out to be the Doctor that dies - a simple plastic Doctor wouldn't regenerate - but they're definitely planting piles and piles of references, hints and red herrings about deaths, resurrections and alternate bodies through the year to make us wonder and have fun speculating on how it's going to go down. I really loved the downcast Rory, now used to karking it most every episode, saying "Welcome to my world" in response to the pretty girl's fear of dying.

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Sunday, 22 May 2011 01:58 (twelve years ago) link

OTM about this week being like an old school revival, it felt like a classic Tom Baker episode. Well written and I am pleased it is a two parter. Scariest moment was the stretchy neck bit in the bathroom, awesome stuff.

I was a bit harsh on Rory last week, but he was great in this, growing some nuts at last!

“I'm a hero with coward's legs.” (captain rosie), Sunday, 22 May 2011 09:37 (twelve years ago) link

buffy who thing = crap concept, excellent execution

best thing about this ep for me was the slower pace a 2 parter enables, similar and not really any better than The Hungry Earth (which was ok)

big crush on jennifer (sarah smart)

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Sunday, 22 May 2011 11:23 (twelve years ago) link

my favourite of the series so far.

koogs, Sunday, 22 May 2011 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, The Hungry Earth was exactly what it reminded me of, with a bit of Warriors of the Deep thrown in. Enjoyed it, but the series arc thing is getting in the way of the storytelling for me.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Sunday, 22 May 2011 11:39 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, that was that rarest of rare things for Who - real proper quality SF. Best bit for me was when they were all together and I was thinking 'hey what can't they all just get on', and then the ganger starts talking about 'his' son...

England's banh mi army (ledge), Sunday, 22 May 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

I don't believe the series arc can really be getting in the way THAT much seeing as episodes like this basically work on their own whatever, aside from the Doctor looking at Amy's pregnancy scan once an episode and Amy/Rory being all conspiratorial for 30 seconds.

Best bit for me was when they were all together and I was thinking 'hey what can't they all just get on', and then the ganger starts talking about 'his' son

Yeah that bit was amazing. Whole ep reminded me of Moon a bit, actually.

It's possible that the Doctor that lives could actually be a more stable ganger, and the 'real' Doctor dies, seeing as they're essentially the same person anyway. Timelord DNA in that vat could do anything. Get the feeling Moffat's trying to find a sensible way to write himself out of the 12-renegeration limit. Or alternatively, Amy and Rory, knowing what's coming, will need to preserve the ganger.

Two Doctors hanging out together is going to be fun though.

Matt DC, Sunday, 22 May 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link

Also, <3 the Doctor's rubbish Northern accent.

Matt DC, Sunday, 22 May 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

Was The Hungry Earth the Silurian two-parter? Yeah they were kinda similar but this was way better on almost every level. Siluriun ep was kinda ruined by both the Silurians and the scientists being a bit shit.

Matt DC, Sunday, 22 May 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

'real proper quality SF' - urgh, get this stuff out of my kids telly. i think it was io9 that marked this story as the sort of stuff that was at home on ST:TNG.

I wasn't feeling this at all - but then i had a 3 yr old asking me 'where's the spaceship? where's the storm?' on 5 second repeat, so i missed much of the atmos and any nuance of the plot, and a lot of even who is a duplicate. having said that i guessed both that first lady was a duplicate, and (as they signposted it so surely everyone here did) that the doxor had been too.

base under siege feeling = dud tho. that combo'd with the massive continuity callbacks of last ep make me feel oddly JN-T about this series

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 22 May 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

Really liked Amy's hair this ep, looks great with her bangs pulled back.

Coelacanth Green (Leee), Sunday, 22 May 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

She doesn't have bangs, does she? Great hair, anyway.

Alba, Sunday, 22 May 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

Started off like the Thing, then went a bit androids dream of electric sheep, but kept a Moon-ey sort of vibe throughout.

I'm still sure that the final kicker is that they are all gängers, and the real people shipped off very dangerous acid-land, years ago...

Liked the Doctor not knowing Scottish from Northern, seeing as he's traveling with a Scottish girl and used to be Northern. ("all planets have a north!" - eccleston, ep1)

Rory came correct tho'

my opinionation (Hamildan), Sunday, 22 May 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

I'm still sure that the final kicker is that they are all gängers, and the real people shipped off very dangerous acid-land, years ago...

This was also my hypothesis -- don't know how a goop-clone of the doctor figures into it all though!

No pop, no style -- all simply (Viceroy), Sunday, 22 May 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

I'm pretty sure that we've never met a fully human Jennifer, and that's why her ganger does the freakiest stuff.

delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Sunday, 22 May 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

This was kind of the like the Hungry Earth if the Hungry Earth had not been completely awful. I liked it a lot.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Sunday, 22 May 2011 20:55 (twelve years ago) link

Full Party Animals reunion next week please, inc. Andrea Riseborough.

Alba, Sunday, 22 May 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

First time I've ever actually liked a Murray Gold score this week! Felt like a nice blend of pertwee era and hammer horror. Beyond the music, yeah, nice to see a bit of hard scifi but the cliffhanger was telegraphed what, 10 minutes in? And after that a bit too much of the episode felt like treading water until alt-doc showed up.

Anyone know where it was filmed? was it a real castle? Looked like one (those wooden walkways looked very touristy).

JimD, Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I wanna go!

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

Was a bit annoyed when Amy was going "oh, you're a medieval history expert are you?" to Rory, because course he is, he lived through the middle ages and she knows he did. Felt weird when that just went unaddressed though.

JimD, Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

rory was A+ in this ep. Also love whatever that substance is they used for the malformed faces...looks like pliable candlewax almost, so cool and melty-creepy looking

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 22 May 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Rory would've been looking after Amy in a box for most of the Middle Ages so I suspect he'd have missed most of it.

Matt DC, Monday, 23 May 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

Great episode - as stated above, properly sci-fi. it helped that it was a little less manic compared to all the recent ones and glad they allowed Rory the nurse to take over from Rory the doofy husband.

also I really like this season's glimpses on life in the tardis, like that bit in the beginning with Rory and Amy playing darts.

Roz, Monday, 23 May 2011 05:38 (twelve years ago) link

> Anyone know where it was filmed? was it a real castle?

Confidential seemed to suggest it was 3 or 4 different castles - outside of the one, corridors from another, crypt from another...

koogs, Monday, 23 May 2011 07:56 (twelve years ago) link

and all in wales iirc

koogs, Monday, 23 May 2011 07:56 (twelve years ago) link

Just wanted to say how annoying I find River Song. Very.

hey it's (jel --), Monday, 23 May 2011 09:10 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't like the fact that they listen to Muse in the Tardis.

just puttin' that out there...

my opinionation (Hamildan), Monday, 23 May 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

I just added it to the list of mythological allusions in the series.

delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Monday, 23 May 2011 10:11 (twelve years ago) link

Could barely get through ten minutes of this. Once the "yes, the gangers are alive and they're cross and oh, look, there's a douchey boss contradicting the doctor shocker. But he touched the stuff so there'll be doctor ganger along in a minute" tedium mounted I skipped to the ending and was not happy to find there's another chunk of this.

You all seem to like it, so should probably give it another go.

stet, Monday, 23 May 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

I liked it, and I've been sort of 'meh' about this whole season. Everything has felt a little madcap/slapdash/derring-do + convoluted for me so far, and the timey-wimey stuff isn't great at sustaining my long-term attention when it's not coupled with good monsters and compelling mystery. my patience, too, has grown a bit thin with the whole SM teasing reveals of broader mysteries that'll only come to fruition in the last episode (or two) – it's supposed to feel like delayed gratification, i suppose, but at this point it's a little unfun and taunting.

as said upthread, this had a tom baker feel that i loved

remy bean, Monday, 23 May 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

The thing I liked the most about this is that there isn't really a "villain" so far aside from the captain.

The thing I didn't like is how yet again they have a two-parter with a group of humans and a group of others interacting and it's the women who can't get along.

I HAVE ISSUES (DJP), Monday, 23 May 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

the silurians, pt 2? i think i /loved/ the first half of that two-parter last year, and felt totally betrayed by the second. here's to hoping...

remy bean, Monday, 23 May 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't really like it either, stet. You are not alone, as the Face of Boe said.

Alba, Monday, 23 May 2011 22:53 (twelve years ago) link

Could barely get through ten minutes of this. Once the "yes, the gangers are alive and they're cross and oh, look, there's a douchey boss contradicting the doctor shocker. But he touched the stuff so there'll be doctor ganger along in a minute" tedium mounted I skipped to the ending and was not happy to find there's another chunk of this.

Pretty much exactly my opinion. Any time there's a two-parter featuring uniformed workers in a dingy pit or something I'm guaranteed to lose interest, but as soon as the Doctor touched the cloning goop it was incredibly obvious that there'd be two Doctors. What did surprise me is that that foregone conclusion was chosen to be the cliffhanger. Also, mostly humourless.

btw I don't feel bad moaning about this episode, given that I loved the other four this year.

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:01 (twelve years ago) link

red leader cleared for moaning. mian away sir

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

mian? moan

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

thanks i will :) the clone goop was too similar to the Sontarans methods of same. presumably this was intentional (like that's the best way to do yer cloning) but an alternative approach would've been nice. so many 'since this before' type things going on in recent episodes tho so not that big a deal.

the slower pace was refreshing but at times it did feel too slow moving - something about the Doctor announcing he was going to get the TARDIS, then him getting there to see it had sunk before returning back...all felt a bit laboured. and yet another indeterminable pregancy scan - what's the point? why would the outcome be different? similarly, the constant glimpses of CyberBarber without further development wear thin quickly (just as the time crack stuff had started to before The Time Of Angels).

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

since?! seen

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

okay...moaning pad now closed for launch

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

If I can just quickly slip in boredom with and hatred of every single Sontarans story ever.

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

and yet another indeterminable pregancy scan - what's the point? why would the outcome be different?

That's enormously overdone. We don't need to see that in every single episode, we know it's happening, time babby blah blah just get on with it ffs.

On that, this morning at the tram stop a little girl who looked EXACTLY like the kid in the astronaut suit stared at me for ages. Just stood there and stared at me, completely expressionless, didn't blink once. Really really creepy.

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:31 (twelve years ago) link

You should have shot her, just to be safe.

Alba, Monday, 23 May 2011 23:33 (twelve years ago) link

oh man it's too late now.

btw Algerian Goalkeeper agrees with me re the Sontarans.

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

i quite liked The Poison Sky, in spite of it all

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

why would the outcome be different?

well it has to resolve sometime. at least this time he was kinda checking in the background while converstaion was going on, it wasn't a drastic closeup with soaring Gold

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

i meant more what made the Doctor think he might get a definite answer the third time, but maybe he's been doing elimination processes in the background, trying to see if the machine is broken &c

school of seven bellhops (blueski), Monday, 23 May 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

he knows something is super-wrong and weird, of course he's going to keep an eye on it

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 02:40 (twelve years ago) link

a bit like how they kept showing the crack last season, they're overdoing the amy is/isn't pregnant thing. and frances barber.

Roz, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 03:57 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah except where the crack could at least be mounted in new and interesting places the pregnant/not pregnant thing is always just the Doctor looking at that same bloody screen.

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:12 (twelve years ago) link

hopefully they leave the Doctor dead/quantum babby/eyepatch lady stuff alone for the next two eps if they don't relate to the mid-season cliffhanger.

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:21 (twelve years ago) link

looking forward to playing moffat bingo with the cliffhanger

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:23 (twelve years ago) link

- pregnant/not pregnant
- time babby
- rory misses the point of something
- "spoilers"
- timey-wimey
- something about hats

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:24 (twelve years ago) link

your moaning time was over hours ago, you realize :)

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:32 (twelve years ago) link

this is penalty time

staph white pulvules like (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:53 (twelve years ago) link

>:(

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 04:58 (twelve years ago) link

- pregnant/not pregnant
- time babby
- rory misses the point of something
- "spoilers"
- timey-wimey
- something about hats

- Rory dies.

ailsa, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 11:56 (twelve years ago) link

oh christ yes of course

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 12:09 (twelve years ago) link

http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll84s4ZmKh1qafmk8o1_400.gif

Roz, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

See, aside from "spoilers" (which I believe I have raged against several times before in this thread) I think most of those things make for an amusing Who romp, and will not complain about their inevitability.

emil.y, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

x-post, That is awesome funny. Poor old Rory.

“I'm a hero with coward's legs.” (captain rosie), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

- pregnant/not pregnant
- time babby
- rory misses the point of something
- "spoilers"
- timey-wimey
- something about hats

- Also somone will go into the Tardis and travel to another time
- Matt Smith will play a character called the Doctor

Matt DC, Tuesday, 24 May 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

- space

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 24 May 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

Can it really be called "proper SF" when the plot is boilerplate "But they're ALIVE, DO YOU SEE" whosits?

(Though tbh, I think the biggest problem I had was not understanding the Scottish accents.)

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Rebel IMF (Leee), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 04:03 (twelve years ago) link

psst not Scottish, Northern

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

Potato, potato.

Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Rebel IMF (Leee), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 04:55 (twelve years ago) link

pssst irish

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 05:02 (twelve years ago) link

quiet you

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 05:04 (twelve years ago) link

Can it really be called "proper SF" when the plot is boilerplate "But they're ALIVE, DO YOU SEE" whosits?

SF and well-worn boilerplate memes go hand-in-hand! But I just meant that it was a decent not *thoroughly* implausible premiss, with interesting and well thought out ramifications. More or less, y'know. As opposed to idk the UK escaping from solar flares on the back of a giant space whale.

England's banh mi army (ledge), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 08:36 (twelve years ago) link

i know i know it's a science fantasy show for kids, i'm cool with that. just nice to see it taken a turn for the serious every once in a while.

England's banh mi army (ledge), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

> As opposed to idk the UK escaping from solar flares on the back of a giant space whale.

it worked for pratchett...

(ok, that was turtles, turtles all the way down)

koogs, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

It also worked kind of for China Mieville.

The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:27 (twelve years ago) link

I have recently started watching season 5 of nu-Who. It seems to have really leaped in quality since I gave up on it, with a new-found ability to adequately pace episodes marking an astonishing improvement on what had gone before. I also like the new Doctor and Amy's hair.

The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:29 (twelve years ago) link

http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=1375512

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

DV - there's a different lead writer now so the whole tone and feel of the series is completely different.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know what DV's Mieville post means but if I find that the Mieville book I am halfway through involves a space whale I will be displeased!

(PS don't read this if you hate space whales: http://www.fictiondb.com/coversth/th_0451451309.jpg)

russ conway's game of life (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 11:12 (twelve years ago) link

xpost to Matt DC: Yes, I had heard that... but I'm surprised at how different it is.

The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 11:13 (twelve years ago) link

Russ, there is a China Mieville book in which people attach a floating city to a gigantic sea creature and get it to pull them around; both Mrs The New Dirty Vicar and I were reminded of it in the nu-Who story about the flying UK spaceship city thing.

The New Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 25 May 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

There's a Mieville with a city on the back of a giant land tortoise as well.

Make up artists outdoing themselves this series; both The Silence and the Gangers have top notch scary faces. The cliffhanger was predictable but really well done. Would've freaked the fuck out of kids I reckon, at least.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Wednesday, 25 May 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

!

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Saturday, 28 May 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

Hmm.

By the way, spoilerphobes shouldn't look at the official site since it spoils next week and has done since the middle of the afternoon. Moffatt says it isn't a spoiler btw because it's been very strongly hinted in DWM and the Radio Times.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 28 May 2011 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

I WANT TO WATCH THE NEXT EPISODE NOW

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Saturday, 28 May 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

plz to see the Doctor Whos now

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 May 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

Liked all the two Docs business, and the monster at the end was suitably nightmarish, and the cliffhanger was also great. Wasn't exactly gripped otherwise.

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Saturday, 28 May 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

The monster Jen-ganger at the end strongly reminded me of a painting, but I couldn't quite bring the specific one to mind.

emil.y, Saturday, 28 May 2011 20:08 (twelve years ago) link

Something Dali?

delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Saturday, 28 May 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I think so. Most likely candidate, anyway.

emil.y, Saturday, 28 May 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

Hieronymus Bosch?

http://data.whicdn.com/images/8857224/hieronymus_bosch2_thumb.jpg?1302942303

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Saturday, 28 May 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

Eyes in the wall also a Dali-esque touch, yeah the monster was like those stilt-legged elephants from

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-PcBsNSmA4-0/Tcq0DHe2BLI/AAAAAAAAAg4/-uEogAdoRkE/s1600/salvador_dali_elephants_postcard_1.jpg

mongst other things

Deeez Nuuults (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 May 2011 20:38 (twelve years ago) link

Or Goya

http://www.michaelarnoldart.com/Goya%20painting.gif

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Saturday, 28 May 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

tbh The Thing was the most obvious ref i think but yeah i love that there is a lot of surrealist shenanigans and running riffs on authenticity and voyeurism thru out this series

Deeez Nuuults (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 May 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link

Oh lawks, yes, definitely The Thing! Didn't even think of it when watching, but it's so obvious when you point it out. D'oh.

All the painting suggestions are good and in the right area, but I was so sure I'd seen something almost exactly the same in a painting somewhere. Perhaps not, though.

emil.y, Saturday, 28 May 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not very sure on the hyper spoilaz etiquette thing here. can we ask about things that were just shown?

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 28 May 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

I think this thread would be pretty pointless if we couldn't talk about stuff already broadcast. I know there are people from countries that don't get the episodes at the same time, but it's a bit of an ask to require us to check worldwide TV schedules... and you know, they can always torrent it or something.

emil.y, Saturday, 28 May 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

The USA doesn't get this episode for another week because of Memorial Day.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 28 May 2011 21:15 (twelve years ago) link

wait what now?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 May 2011 21:18 (twelve years ago) link

Really liked it. There is a slight sense that Moffat is driving the series into the sun by exploring all potential concepts. Any future writer will have to deal with something initially much more simplistic, a single-narrative solitary adventurer, more conceptually ascetic. But who gives a shit, it's a great ride. I liked the hints that the Doctor was... well, you know, all that 'shenanigans' stuff.

Yeah, the thing at the end reminded me of the Goya as well.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 28 May 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

Fucked up ending after all the "They are people now! You can't kill them! They are you! Your memories, your feelings, everything! Eyeballs in judgement! WHY! WHY! WHY!" to go straight to "Bye then FleshPond!" ZAP!

Shitty writing when they can't keep the Doctor true to his own principles for 5 minutes.

My kids thought I was cheating because I called the shoe swap early on. Ganger making a Ganger to fool Rory was kind of obvious as well.

Good monster and some good ideas but it didn't hang together well enough for me.

The Cushing and McGann movies were all on cable today (Watch channel I think) but I forgot to set my recorder.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

<3 McGann <3

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

It did seem harsh, but the Ganger Amy wasn't sentient, unlike the other Gangers. He didn't kill her, he just broke the psychic link. I'm sure it'll be properly explained next week, but there were plenty of hints. So it seems that Amy has been whisked off at some point between the first and second episode of this season. First time she saw the Frances Barber eyepatch lady was when she was in the spooky house with the Silence. She was on the run for 3 months before that.
Other hints I've read about but will need to watch again to fully pick up on - the jelly baby bit maybe wasn't just a reference to an earlier regeneration... More importantly, which Doctor did Amy tell about his death? The real Doctor I guess. And what did the Doctor say to Amy when leaving the ganger Doctor to his death? "This time we're not invited". So he knows...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:02 (twelve years ago) link

Just to clarify, Ganger Amy wasn't the same kind of Ganger as those in the castle. She was some advanced alien tech - whoever has kidnapped Amy put the Ganger in her place. The Doctor finally twigs and breaks the psychic link.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:04 (twelve years ago) link

All the other previous Doctor dialogue bits mean the jelly baby ref was.

No, Amy was pretty much exactly the same sort of Ganger. Maybe even a more human/Dickian one so more of a dichotomy that he killed her.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

in light of Memorial Day non-airing, I turn to the magic of the interwebs to watch it anyway. :D

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:14 (twelve years ago) link

But was she more human? The real Amy is off being pregnant with Frances Barber looking over her. That real Amy has a psychic link to the ganger, so she's living out her life as Amy with the Doctor and Rory. The visions of FB are flashes back to her reality. But unlike the gangers who are separate, sentient beings, this Amy is just an avatar. Her kidnapping seems to be part of a big conspiracy. And remember, this kind of cloning tech is not unique to the castle. A certain alien race have been seen to use it in the RTD era after all. Perhaps they have something to do with this?
The Doctor's actions do seem harsh, but there's no point judging him outright before we know what's really going on. This season has brought back the notion of the Doctor as duplicitous and willing to make sacrifices, a bit more McCoy into Time War Doctor perhaps...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

This was a pretty duff episode I think, despite the fun story arc ending. Pacing was lumpy, several bits just felt odd (how long was that little lad on hold waiting for his pretend dad to fail to save his real one? And why had the doctor pre-planned that call for that point in time anyway?).

There was some swapping round of the sonic screwdriver, the doctors passed it from one to the other at a couple of points...except there was then definitely at least one moment where the doctor that shouldn't have had it did. And by the end they both had one anyway (ganger doctor used his to pop himself, real doctor used his to pop Amy). So somehow this fake flesh also managed to turn itself into a fake sonic? Which worked? And if it did, why did they ever bother passing it back and forth? Just didn't make much sense.

And neither did the doctor's motivation for fooling amy about which doctor was real. What did he say, something like "we needed to see it through your eyes"? Felt pretty cheap and pointless really.

JimD, Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

Surely he has some back up sonics in the Tardis?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:44 (twelve years ago) link

the hologram kid was lousy, as was ganger-jennifer's cgi cartoon jaw drop - but both ganger women did some of the best acting in this (jennifer verging on gollum at times).

blueski, Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

hi - new to doctor who (came on board w/ 11 last season), enjoying it thoroughly so far, two questions:

1) just watched the 'prequel' for the next ep - are those the justified ancients of mu mu? i know they have some history w/ the doctor
2) could someone recommend ~10 or so episodes that would give me a good overview of who up to now - entertainment being the key value but filling in history, canonical villains, key ep's of essential previous docs - thinking more than just the reboot though obv would like current run amply represented.

balls, Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

xposts to emil.y upthread: Jen-Ganger strongly reminded me of the Bacon triptych
http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/0c99c400.jpg

is that closer to what you were reminded of?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:07 (twelve years ago) link

could someone recommend ~10 or so episodes that would give me a good overview of who up to now - entertainment being the key value but filling in history, canonical villains, key ep's of essential previous docs - thinking more than just the reboot though obv would like current run amply represented.

I second this request. Esp if they're entertaining.

Mordy, Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

~10:

S1: Rose, Dalek, Empty Child/Doctor Dances
xx: The Christmas Invasion
S2: School Reunion, Girl In The Fireplace
S3: Blink
S4: Silence In The Library/Forest Of The Dead

pre-reboot takes a lot more eps to get a grasp on a Doctor, as the stories are all multi-part.

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

anyone think Morpeth Jetsam is meant to trick nerds into looking for Master or Nestene anagrams?

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Sunday, 29 May 2011 07:54 (twelve years ago) link

I was trying to make sense of the name. Morpeth is a town in Northumberland, and Jetsam is stuff that sinks when you throw it overboard. To me, the name is either just a combination of neat sounding words or the company decided "Useless Northern Shit" wasn't catchy enough.

the three stigmata of a (Viceroy), Sunday, 29 May 2011 08:02 (twelve years ago) link

But obviously it means that at some point in the next few hundred years the Bainbridge department store in Newcastle becomes a galactic mining company.

the three stigmata of a (Viceroy), Sunday, 29 May 2011 08:10 (twelve years ago) link

Sic's list is pretty much spot-on. If you have the time, I'd also add:

S1: Father's Day (first new episode to muck about interestingly with time)
S2: Rise of the Cybermen/Age of Steel (reintroduces villains who seem especially relevant, given the Doctor muttered about them and their plans in the episode just on)

funny to not include series finales in the list, altho for them to make enough sense i guess you do have to watch several other eps in each series

blueski, Sunday, 29 May 2011 10:46 (twelve years ago) link

also all RTD's were exactly the same, except stupider every year

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Sunday, 29 May 2011 11:08 (twelve years ago) link

Mess.

百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 29 May 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

The big blue bloke hanging with the Justified Ancients of Mu Mu was in the opening of the last season's opener wasn't he? River Song tricked him into giving her the Time Agent's wristband? Some kind of Jabba the Hut style space/time gangster?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 29 May 2011 12:07 (twelve years ago) link

Another thought - Amy, ganger Doctor and Cleaves all melted with a click of the sonic. They didn't melt in the usual way, as the eyes went first. So perhaps we haven't seen the last of the Flesh Doctor after all?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 29 May 2011 12:49 (twelve years ago) link

It was Jetsan, not Jetsam, if that helps the anagrams? (I think)

ailsa, Sunday, 29 May 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

More anagram speculation. There's another alien race, one who has access to clone tech, in Morpeth Jetsan. Of course, there are four letters left that don't make obvious sense - jeep. It probably means nuffink.
Amy whisked away in the children's home surely? There was a clear continuity "error" where she had considerably more scores on her face between scenes.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:01 (twelve years ago) link

I was going to say that it's pretty obvious when Amy was taken: it's when she was taken in the programme and only her communication chip left behind. However, doesn't she see the strange woman in the hatch before that happens? Which would indicate that she was already ganger-Amy. Hmmm.

I think the Bacon might be the closest I'm going to get with the painting. I'm beginning to think it only exists in my head.

emil.y, Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

Sontarthm?

Amy whisked away in the children's home surely? There was a clear continuity "error" where she had considerably more scores on her face between scenes.

nah, that was meant to mean she had been in there for ages, repeatedly seeing the roofhangers and then forgetting. She spots eyepatch lady just before going into that room too, iirc?

However, when the Silence snatched her just after that scene, they may have been after her artifical-tech-ness for some reason, as there certainly seemed to be no reason to kidnap and hold her as it was.

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

x-post, dare say we both rc then

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Sunday, 29 May 2011 13:31 (twelve years ago) link

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-oGBXhSJDCZ8/TceUBDoDBrI/AAAAAAAAIkw/gOLt6IdhIQo/s1600/jabberwock.jpg

I was getting Jabberwocky from the final version of Jen's ganger.

byebyepride, Sunday, 29 May 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link

Naturally, I disagree that the 'Classic' series (as the BBC now calls it) takes more time to grasp what's going on thatn the modern series - a four-parter is only 100 minutes (less if you skip the credits) and because it doesn't have any of the story arc stuff it feels more coherent. My list, therefore, isn't much changed from the last time it was asked:

Hartnell: The Daleks. Where it all begins for them, but sets up the Dalek mentality very well. The Time Meddler. WTF there are other Time Lords?

Troughton: The War Games. Very long, but has a lot on Gallifreyan process. Probably not as essential - Troughton is the Doctor worst hit by losses and apart from a couple of cracking Cyber-stories (Tomb of the Cybermen and The Invasion) doesn't really add anything to the history you're looking for.

Pertwee: The Sea Devils. This (and the as-yet unreleased The Daemons) are probably the best two Delgado-era Master stories and this has many people's favourite parts in it, plus a seriously fucked up score. Planet of the Spiders. Pertwee's swansong and an attempt to bring Zen philosophy into Time Lord history, of which there is a fair bit it seems. The Three Doctors is very heavy on Time Lord history but is maybe a bit slow for new viewers.

Tom Baker: Genesis of the Daleks. Where Davros begins. Most fans think it's at least an episode too long but ymmv. The Deadly Assassin. More Time Lord stuff, and a direct rip from The Manchurian Candidate. Was really heavily condemned at the time for violence and contains several scenes that have absolutely stayed with me since first seeing them. City of Death. I love it, it's Tom having some of the most fun he ever did in the part, it has scintillating dialogue and I still think the Jaggeroth ship has something to do with Moffatt's thinking.

Davison: Mawdryn Undead. Exactly the sort of timey-wimey stuff that Moffatt does. Bits of the plot raise their head every year as rumours. I'd stick around for the rest of the Black Guardian trilogy afterwards (Terminus and Enlightenment). The Five Doctors. Like it or loathe it, this is real comfort-Who for me. One of the stories I'm most likely to put on if I don't know what to watch. LOTS of Time Lord history.

Much as I like Colin Baker, there's not much fits your brief and I can't with good conscience recommend you watch all of Trial of a Time Lord. And much as I dislike McCoy there's nothing there in your brief except EVERYTHING after Dragonfire (i.e. when Ace starts and The Cartmel Masterplan kicks into overdrive). Start with Remembrance of the Daleks and see how you get on.

I've missed out some absolute classic material to tailor to what you wanted to see (history etc).

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Sunday, 29 May 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

key ep's of essential previous docs

This is definitely tricky - when I first went back to them, I started out with the first and last story from each regeneration but that's still quite a mission. If I was going to try to pick one story for each doctor with the aim of covering major recurring baddies I guess I'd go for something like:

Hartnell - The Dalek Invasion of Earth

Troughton - Tomb of the Cybermen

Pertwee - The Sea Devils (you get the master in here too)

Baker T - Genesis of the Daleks AND The Deadly Assassin (he was around a long time, he deserves two stories)

Davison - This is the hardest to choose! Maybe Earthshock, Or Mawdryn Undead? Or even The Five Doctors.

Baker C - This'll do:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JT4ztbVlimU

McCoy - Remembrance of the Daleks, I guess.

It's hard to make this less dalek-heavy.

(ha, xp!)

JimD, Sunday, 29 May 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

Funnily enough I watched The 5 Doctors the other night, and while it was decent fun once it got going, I'd hardly say it was uber-classic. Real shame Tom Baker got "stuck in the time vortex" (ie, he wasn't available, so they used some unused footage for his introductory scenes) and didn't get to chew the scenery alongside the other Doctors. The companions were underused too. I did enjoy the mathematical puzzle booby trap they had to get past though. It's something that's in Pyramid of Mars too, which is an absolute corker, although it doesn't really add anything to the overall mythos.
For McCoy, it's gotta be Curse of Fenric. I've yet to see the recut version, but I think it's terrific, and gives a sense of the Doctor's darker, more ruthless side that Moffat is starting to explore.
City of Death, absolutely. Co-written by Douglas Adams under a pseudonym.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 29 May 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

This was pretty confusing but I liked the twist at the end. I'd guess that Amy was taken at some point in the very first ep of the season but no idea why. The Doctor wasn't killing a sentient being, it was the real Amy in a different body, an avatar as explained upthread.

Matt DC, Sunday, 29 May 2011 17:17 (twelve years ago) link

Being pregnant in a tube with a creepy eyepatch lady with weird lipstick – the idea of it creeps me the fuck out!

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Sunday, 29 May 2011 17:21 (twelve years ago) link

yeah that was up there with this show's darkest shit

blueski, Sunday, 29 May 2011 17:24 (twelve years ago) link

BBC radio4 extra is running old who as radio plays at the moment and it works pretty well. However we are going through a period with Tegan who has to be one of the Doctor's whinier assitants

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b011d8b8

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 29 May 2011 17:51 (twelve years ago) link

They're not old episodes, they're Big Finish productions - they're made as audio plays, but they're mostly (these days) made with the original casts.

eg http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Cradle_of_the_Snake

JimD, Sunday, 29 May 2011 17:53 (twelve years ago) link

Just w/r/t when Amy gets taken, I wouldn't be surprised to find that a later episode is the one that belongs between 1 & 2, as none of the elements of suspense at the end of 1 were resolved at the beginning of 2.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 29 May 2011 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

there have been so many throwaway clues. rory remembering being an auton in another universe: "memories are like a door..."

i know the Doctors switched shoes but it had to have been when they both were fiddling about with the consoles in the evac tower right?

So right after real (but pretending to be fake) doctor goes berserk at Amy...

RealDoc: "Did you sense it?"
GangerDoc: "Briefly but not as strongly as you."

^^I'm assuming they're both referring to Amy's real memories, and not the Flesh, in which case, why would Real Doctor feel it strongly? shouldn't it be the other way round because Ganger Doc was the one with the psychic link to Ganger Amy right? confusing but nvm.

I like how the "Why?"s could be referring to not just to the Flesh asking why they were destroyed but to the question of why Amy was taken, why the baby, and so many other whys. Jesus this show.

Roz, Sunday, 29 May 2011 18:05 (twelve years ago) link

Naturally, I disagree that the 'Classic' series (as the BBC now calls it) takes more time to grasp what's going on thatn the modern series

except that your list of "~10 episodes" comes out to SIXTY EPISODES and a recommendation to watch another TWENTY-FOUR consecutive eps afterwards!

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Sunday, 29 May 2011 21:20 (twelve years ago) link

B-b-but they're only 24 minutes each! That's not bad for 40 years.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Sunday, 29 May 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

Speaking as a Who noob, I think that The War Games is great just for the last episode, with all its expressionist set designs and overall WEIRD vibe. But yeah, the overall length does make the preceding NINE episodes seem kind of inessential.

The Three Doctors is very heavy on Time Lord history but is maybe a bit slow for new viewers.

LOVED The Three Doctors! Easily my favorite of the classic era that I've seen, not slow at all (esp. compared to a whole bunch of the erst).

Genesis of the Daleks is grim as hell. As an aside, pre-knowledge of Time Lord history doesn't seem that important to understand the current series, does it? There are nice in-jokes to be gotten, I suppose, but maybe I'm just missing everything because I don't know? SPOILER HEREIN: E.g. when Davros shows up in the new era, I don't think I needed to know the ins and outs of the whole Kaled backstory to get the animus between him and the Doctor, it's fairly straightforward antagonist stuff. END SPOILER.

I think I'm the only one here or in the world who doesn't like City of Death.

Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

Oh and I thought that the Jen-monster looked a lot like the invisible monster in the Van Gogh episode.

Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

Incidentally, should I watch Spearhead from Space before I watch Planet of the Spiders?

Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

Yes.

the three stigmata of a (Viceroy), Sunday, 29 May 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

My suggestions:

1st - the first episode of the first serial (avoid the rest of it); The Daleks, but I'm not that familiar with a lot of 1st doc
2nd - The Mind Robber, totally tripped-out fun in the Land of Fiction; War Games, I guess?
3rd - The Daemons has the classic Master, UNIT shenanigans, lots of fun; Invasion of the Dinosaurs, if you don't mind some really terrible dinosaurs, is surprisingly complicated and has Sarah Jane
4th - Deadly Assassin is great for both entertainment and mythology creation; Warriors Gate is about as experimental as the show ever got, and it's fantastic; Robots of Death is kind of my go-to for introducing people to the show, though in a way it might be too good.
5th - I actually haven't really seen any of the mythology ones, Kinda's pretty cool though, and The Caves of Androzani is great, but it's his last episode
6th - I dunno.
7th - lots of options, Remembrance of the Daleks has more mythology stuff, Curse of Fenric has great ambition and lots of manipulation

JoeStork, Monday, 30 May 2011 00:38 (twelve years ago) link

I know you said one from each Doctor but I ignored you so

#1
The Daleks (because it's right near the start and sooo much is being formed at that point)
The Sensorites (because it's great and quite creepy)

#2
Tomb of the Cybermen (because it's fantastic, and because these particular proto-Cybermen are really wonderful)
The War Games (has everything and is buckets of fun despite its length; first real appearance of Time Lord councils if you care about that rubbish; Troughton is particularly great; the villain is the spit of middle-era George Michael; also regen)

#3
Inferno (because straight after this the Master was revealed as the omg unexpected surprise villian in EVERY SINGLE STORY for like three years)
Planet of the Spiders (SARAH JANE; also Pertwee is more relaxed in these later ones imo; also regen)

#4
The Ark in Space (just really really entertaining)
Genesis of the Daleks (again, highly entertaining, and this particular Davros is super-creepy)
Key to Time (fuck it, it's what 26 episodes or something, watch the whole thing (but maybe skip the Stonehenge one))

#5
Black Orchid (concise; devoid of space-opera rubbish; even 'er indoors likes it)
The Five Doctors (it's crap but come on, FIVE Doctors (all right, technically three) AND Anthony Ainley)

#6
Trial of a Time Lord 1–4, aka The Mysterious Planet (Baker's theatrical presence in the first five minutes simultaneously demonstrates why he was a brilliant stage actor and completely unsuited to low-budget television)
Trial of a Time Lord 13–14, aka The Ultimate Foe (how to conclude a major series-length story when the original writer dies and his estate won't allow anyone near the script)

#7
Time and the Rani (it's really, really, really hilarious for all the wrong reasons (imagine if Tommy Wiseau were a Kylie fan))
Remembrance of the Daleks (the best you could hope for around this time; also the ideal opporunity to witness McCoy's ~angry~ acting; also ACE)
Ghost Light (very dense and complex script (you will probably have to watch it three times); relies heavily upon Cartmel's mega-arc that never got to flourish on screen)

#8
The Movie (it's shithouse but you sort of have to, also McGann's Doctor is excellent as demonstrated by the five billion-odd books that came out of it)

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 30 May 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link

The Daleks
The Sensorites
Tomb of the Cybermen
The War Games
Inferno
Planet of the Spiders
The Ark in Space
Genesis of the Daleks
Key to Time
Black Orchid
The Five Doctors
Trial of a Time Lord 1–4
Trial of a Time Lord 13–14
Time and the Rani
Remembrance of the Daleks
Ghost Light
The telemovie pilot

Dude I’m pretty sure he asked for “~10” because he wanted to maybe have a look at, ooh, about ten episodes, without getting too deep into mythology and continuity, just to see what it’s like and maybe enrich his current experience. A list of ONE HUNDRED AND TWO EPISODES, many of which you are specifically recommending because they are shit, is not a casual primer for a new fan!
(Counting the McGann as three eps, there.)

Dear balls – as a lifelong Who nerd who has an enormous hand-knitted multicoloured scarf and had made two major school projects about the show before my own balls dropped, I can assure you that you can start watching at the beginning of Matt Smith’s run and be missing absolutely nothing at all that you need to follow or enjoy the show.

(If you do actually want whole-story recommendations for old-school Doctors though, I’ll flex against AA/aldo with gleeful detail!)

PS Leee: yes, do watch Spearhead first – it’s one of the best new-Doctor whole stories ever, and the best-looking colour Who EVAR (due to being shot entirely on film, not down to snazzy production design or anything)

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

Dude I’m pretty sure he asked for “~10” because he wanted to maybe have a look at, ooh, about ten episodes

Dude I'm pretty sure I started my post with "I know you said one from each Doctor but I ignored you so"

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 30 May 2011 03:19 (twelve years ago) link

PS Leee: yes, do watch Spearhead first – it’s one of the best new-Doctor whole stories ever, and the best-looking colour Who EVAR

That first Pertwee series is so good -- opens with Spearhead, closes with the amazing Inferno, and has The Silurians (a bit too long but really interesting) and The Ambassadors of Death (a bit too long but super-creepy and tense) in between

^OTMing this in theory though I've only seen Spearhead in full in the last >20 years

I started my post with "I know you said one from each Doctor but I ignored you so"

he didn't even say that so I ignored you saying that he said that

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

well, now at least you know what old-school doctor who fans are like.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 30 May 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

ha ha!

NEVER ask a DW fan to summarise 48 years in 4.5 hrs imo

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 30 May 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

...when DEATH is on the line!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 30 May 2011 04:29 (twelve years ago) link

responses very useful thx!

balls, Monday, 30 May 2011 04:37 (twelve years ago) link

From the Hartnell era, apart from An Unearthly Child (the very first/pilot episode), I would go for The Aztecs myself. I suppose The Daleks is a lot more iconic, but the story in The Aztecs is just so good.

Avoid Colin Baker. That is all.

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Monday, 30 May 2011 10:48 (twelve years ago) link

Is this where I casually stroll into the room and tell you to listen to this instead of any watching:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-e_TCqb4qQ
and run away again before the old-schoolers get cross?

(ok ok, fair warning: it is 9 minutes of former Radiophonic Workshop people talking about the theme tune, with no reference to the contents of the show itself, so don't listen if you don't want that - if the words "tape splice" make you yawn then you probably don't want to click on it)

russ conway's game of life (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 30 May 2011 11:32 (twelve years ago) link

Try and get hold of Alchemists of Sound (the full version, not the cut down one in The Beginning box set) for full-on radiophonic goodness.

A thought: The Doctor still has some Flesh in the TARDIS in the form of his shoes.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2011 11:59 (twelve years ago) link

^holy shit

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 13:08 (twelve years ago) link

<3 you spacecadet.

emil.y, Monday, 30 May 2011 13:17 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe his shoes liquefied when he zapped FleshPond.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Monday, 30 May 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

good point, like FleshDoctor (and FleshCleaves) liquifying when he zapped Jen.

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Monday, 30 May 2011 13:36 (twelve years ago) link

Bet they didn't.

Some really interesting speculation and theorising breaking out elsewhere on exactly when Amy got replaced.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Monday, 30 May 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, basically people are speculating everything from 'in the first episode of the fifth series' all the way up to 'White House toilets'.

delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Monday, 30 May 2011 13:45 (twelve years ago) link

No doubt backed up with "highly compelling" video "evidence", like the hilarious clips showing Amy "seeing" the Silence in the last series.

England's banh mi army (ledge), Monday, 30 May 2011 17:30 (twelve years ago) link

This is where "ming-mongs" becomes an apt term, yes?

Doctoral Who (Leee), Monday, 30 May 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

woman with eyepatch is so creepy, reminds me of creepy future-prison warden woman in 'Brazil'

speaking of daleks, this is cool
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s255/gallery1988sf/Olly/IMG_1530.jpg

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:46 (twelve years ago) link

whoa! is that on etsy or some shit?

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Monday, 30 May 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

from here! http://ollymosspapercuts.blogspot.com/

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 30 May 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

so is part of the daleks thing that they look like ridiculous impotent Lost in Space robots but happen to be genocidal psychopaths, or is that just incidental bc when they were invented that was the standard for making your robot-villain creature?

Mordy, Monday, 30 May 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

They were definitely supposed to be scary-looking when first designed.

I don't really get why the two Gangers had to sacrifice themselves. They were standing there jawing for ages with the open Tardis right next to them. Really good episode though, especially the double doctor interaction. Matt Smith just keeps getting better, he has eclipsed Tennant pretty comprehensively.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Monday, 30 May 2011 21:13 (twelve years ago) link

NO

Horsebortion Horror (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 30 May 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

COMPREHENSIVELY

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Monday, 30 May 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

Doctor Who writer Steven Moffat to 'rest' Daleks

Alba, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

Moffat OTM

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

sic OTM

Horsebortion Horror (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck the Daleks, seriously

Horsebortion Horror (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 00:49 (twelve years ago) link

(I like the daleks tbh)

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:28 (twelve years ago) link

There have been two good Dalek stories since 1974, and one of those fell over three episodes in. Leave them alone until there's a point.

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:35 (twelve years ago) link

(And they can be non-dayglo colours.)

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 01:50 (twelve years ago) link

Fuck the Daleks, seriously

QFT

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

Love the Daleks but they've been ridiculously overused, better to build some anticipation for their return and make it actually good rather than, y'know, a vague obligation. Hasn't actually been a good Daleks story since 2005.

The ganger Doctor reappearing has been so heavily trailered - the Doctor actually told him that his molecular memory could survive - that I'd be amazed if it didn't happen.

Trying to remember when we first saw scary eyepatch lady - was it in the second ep? If so, yeah it's very possible she could have been taken in the six-month gap between 1 and 2.

Also, did Amy tell the real Doctor that she'd seen his death, thinking she was telling the ganger? This is kind of important.

Be interesting to see how the Tardis works out with just the Doctor and Rory in it.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 09:24 (twelve years ago) link

Also, did Amy tell the real Doctor that she'd seen his death, thinking she was telling the ganger? This is kind of important.

Yes, he mentioned invites to her near the end of the ep.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 09:35 (twelve years ago) link

Trying to remember when we first saw scary eyepatch lady - was it in the second ep? If so, yeah it's very possible she could have been taken in the six-month gap between 1 and 2.

Yes, eyepatch lady first appeared in episode 2.

Amy mentioned being pregnant to the Doctor in episode one.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

Ohyeah, is that when she took the cameraphone video of the Silence in the bathroom to remember to tell the Dr, and stopped him with "I've got something to tell you", and then forgot what it was and said she was pregnant? This may be meaningful. Or... not.

russ conway's game of life (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link

I watched Inferno last night (Third Doctor - 1970) - thoroughly enjoyed parallel universe eyepatch gent Brigade Leader Lethbridge-Stewart and his uniformed sidekick Section Leader Liz Shaw. Excellent support cast of mad scientists and stuffy civil servants. Didn't really enjoy the crap lava werewolf monsters that were defeated with fire extinguishers.

I'll hopefully get through The Claws of Axos tonight (I got a Third Doctor box with 7 serials in it).

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 09:52 (twelve years ago) link

Ohyeah, is that when she took the cameraphone video of the Silence in the bathroom to remember to tell the Dr, and stopped him with "I've got something to tell you", and then forgot what it was and said she was pregnant? This may be meaningful. Or... not.

Yeah, I figured the fact Amy's still got a picture of the Silence on her phone, which no-one has seen, might still be leading up to something. Not sure what though.

ailsa, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 11:14 (twelve years ago) link

they used the photo on her phone to make the hologram in the TARDIS tho, so it was actually seen

blueski, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 11:25 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, OK, I must have been scratching my head going "uh, wtf?" at that point (I've been doing that quite a lot and I figure I'm missing whole important plot devices as a result. My parents are as confused as all hell with this whole series - I wonder how it's going down in general outwith the internets?).

ailsa, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 11:28 (twelve years ago) link

My sons are definitely less gripped than in previous series and have decided Tennant > Smith despite loving Smith last year. I wonder if Moffat(& Co)'s attempts to scare kids are getting in the way of entertaining them.

the goon is in the gutter (onimo), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 11:33 (twelve years ago) link

too much orange not enough teal this week

blueski, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 11:34 (twelve years ago) link

I was under the impression that it was going quite well with actual kids (ie who fixate on the scary/cool stuff and don't worry too much if they don't get the plot) as well as internet fanbase. He's probably not hitting as much of the mid-market, which Rusty pretty much squarely aimed at at all times.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 11:55 (twelve years ago) link

Moffat twooted that he was only saying the Daleks won't be in this year

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

no mention of the supposed clause that insisted on their inclusion ever year before tho - was that actually a thing?

blueski, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

I wonder if the redesign rendered the Terry Nation clause null and void? Guessing there would have been some kind of payoff for the reconfiguration but this would somehow subvert annual Daleks.

delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 13:44 (twelve years ago) link

(x-post)

Is it really that hard to figure out what’s going on? I mean, joining every single dot might be confusing, but getting a 95% gist of what’s going on is pretty basic. It’s like when comics fans complain about stories being too continuity-heavy, when its basically just a story about a superhero escaping a base and punching people.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

Well, I've evidently missed some stuff which may or may not be relevant. I know it will all tie up in the end, but I was out-loud wondering if missing this stuff as it happens throughout the series makes any difference. There seems to be a lot more of it what with River's timeline, gangers, fake Amy, doctor death thingy.

ailsa, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

Last episode was pretty obviously intentionally confusing, no one except the Doctor had any idea what was going on.

I wonder if the redesign rendered the Terry Nation clause null and void? Guessing there would have been some kind of payoff for the reconfiguration but this would somehow subvert annual Daleks.

They've been redesigned many times in the past though and they're still identifiably Daleks, and called Daleks, so I doubt that. Maybe the clause just elapsed, it's been five years after all.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

Or maybe it never actually existed in the first place.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:46 (twelve years ago) link

I gave up and spoilered myself re: this episode and it really seems like part 2 is going to make up for how flat and boring part 1 was

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:48 (twelve years ago) link

also the random flashes of eyepatch lady now make sense to me based on what I read of the spoilers and MAN I LOVE MOFFAT

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

Dunno if this has come up before but these episode commentaries are a blast

Brakhage, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

Can I just say I love Doctor Whooves?

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110216030222/mlp/images/5/56/Doctor_Whooves_id.png

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

i just want to point out that to keep the thread spoiler free we should only be talking about the things that have happened in episodes up to (and including) 'the rebel flesh' b/c bbc america & itunes have delayed 'the almost people' episode until next weekend. not that i particularly care, but just fyi and in the interest of fairness etc., etc.

remy bean, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

No offense, but good luck with that. It's strange how nobody in the UK demands we hold off on discussing US series when there's a broadcast delay..

delivers maximum wtf per cubic second (suzy), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:52 (twelve years ago) link

Ha I have only ever watched them by downloading them anyway!

free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know of any other dr. who web chat place that goes by anything other than when the episode is aired on BBC One. This would be like "hey guys don't talk about ___ yet, the episodes get posted a week later on hulu" or whatever. Should we not talk about series 6 at all because series 5 is still running on SyFy and some people don't get BBC America?

the three stigmata of a (Viceroy), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

yeah, we torrented as soon as we heard abt the delay.

and as for early talk, I just know not to join the thread til I've seen the new ep...cant imagine the britisher early- talk bothers that many ppl, surely?

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

If there's a delay you're better off just keeping away from the thread.

When does the next episode happen anyway? Is it Saturday or is there a break now?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

i'm not saying i actually care at all, and i'm happy to keep clear of revealing bits on this thread. i just wanted to point out the discrepancy in policy for the next time the UK spoiler police come a-callin' and put somebody through the ring for, like, mentioning that they know an episode title.

remy bean, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

ring = ringer

remy bean, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 21:29 (twelve years ago) link

this is why i was asking up thread before i ploughed into "So when d'ya reckon Amy was kidnapped? tween ep1 and 2, right" stuff

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

i just want to point out that to keep the thread spoiler free we should only be talking about the things that have happened in episodes up to (and including) 'the rebel flesh' b/c bbc america & itunes have delayed 'the almost people' episode until next weekend. not that i particularly care, but just fyi and in the interest of fairness etc., etc.

Ignoring your assumption that the US air date is all that matters, how far can you feasibly take that fairness? If I pushed for no spoilers on anything ever until it aired here there'd be no discussions full stop.

Air date in home country is pretty much the standard spoiler clause and is entirely reasonable. If you're really concerned about this perhaps just make a "Doctor Who for Americans" thread or something.

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 22:35 (twelve years ago) link

or... don't look at the thread for a week

otm

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 22:36 (twelve years ago) link

remy was agreeing with u guys anyway tho

blueski, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

I like not being the buttedhurtednest spoilerphone here, for once!

And yeah, next ep this saturday, then six months off or something.

JimD, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:51 (twelve years ago) link

Back in September iirc

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

(yes it's the internet, yes I could check, but last time it took like 58,000 clicks in wikipedia to find the page with the broadcast dates)

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

remy was agreeing with u guys anyway tho

― blueski, Tuesday, May 31, 2011 3:42 PM (1 hour ago)

i was – i was just making a point!

remy bean, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

- dear TV shows that I like, plz stop taking 'breaks'. ;_;

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

THIS

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

disagree, big cliffhanger will be super-fun. the US system of two weeks on, three weeks off, is stupid - but this is actually usefully planned.

the man who forsook his wife for fap fap fap (sic), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link

I watched The Claws of Axos last night - I don't think it made full use of the barren wasteland that is Dungeness - wonderful setting all the same. Inside of the Axos ship looked like a trypophobe's nightmare nothing but repeated circular patterns and holes and circular patterns with holes over the top of them. Did every Third Doctor ep feature a stuffy civil servant getting in the way? lol'd at the Doctor and Jo escaping the ship with the power of MENTAL ARITHMETIC. Enjoyed the interplay with The Doctor and The Master - I liked that it was less of an event The Master being present, I sometimes feel the reboot is all Events. I know it' a tired old thing to say now but the monsters were shite once again.

Next up: The Three Doctors.

reverse the jelly baby of the neutron flow (onimo), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 08:33 (twelve years ago) link

I assume the break is because ratings dropped during the summer last year when all the kids were either away or outside having fun? Series seems to be starting later and later every year.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

That's a factor, as well as giving them more time to make the series. But Moffatt keeps noting how the scheduling fucks them around in the press's eyes; that the overnights are going down, but the total numbers are actually going up, and it regularly breaks all records for catch-up and iplayer and whatnot.

all cats are gay (sic), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 15:33 (twelve years ago) link

I assume the break is because ratings dropped during the summer last year when all the kids were either away or outside having fun? Series seems to be starting later and later every year.

― Matt DC, Wednesday, 1 June 2011 03:44 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Blame the christians and moveable easter (or maybe it's the Jews or the moon that is to blame)

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

I blame RTD why because why not

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 16:35 (twelve years ago) link

Its ridiculous how the internet obsessios get all worried about poor overnights. Cause the BBC is surely going to cancel the only program it has that is internationally known and beloved and can't just be remade (like a game-show or sitcom). Well, maybe if Mark Zuckerberg was in charge of it there'd be cause for worry, but nu-who is not going away -- its more popular now internationally than ever before. The beeb would have a massive, worldwide campaign to bring it back to deal with if they canceled it.

the three stigmata of a (Viceroy), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

sorry I just realized that rant was pretty disconnected from the previous conversation.

the three stigmata of a (Viceroy), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 18:39 (twelve years ago) link

Not aimed at you Veg but I love how many people blame RTD for the show going downhill when he was primarily responsible for making it the success that it is. I mean compare it to that horsebortion that was the American pilot, jesus.

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah. I'm glad RTD got it brought back, and I enjoyed some of his stuff, but I'm glad he left, and could have done with him leaving at least 1-2 years earlier, before he really ran out of ideas. Having rewatched the final Tennant 2-parter for the first time recently, it was even more awful than I remembered.

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 June 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

Definitely. He burned out somewhere in the Donna year, and that last Tennant was just garbage (apart from the genuinely touching final few minutes).

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 2 June 2011 00:17 (twelve years ago) link

a large chunk of the Donna year was great (esp "Turn Left")

also loved "The Waters of Mars"

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 01:30 (twelve years ago) link

Tennant/Tate is the best combo ever imo. Also, Turn Left and Water of Mars great, yes, totally (and that one in the plane), but on the whole the stories in the Tate year were meh

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 2 June 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

imo

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 2 June 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

i liked the adipose story, and the ood.

remy bean, Thursday, 2 June 2011 01:44 (twelve years ago) link

the Ood are the most useless Who alien ever, and the adipose story is perhaps the stupidest in the history of the show

I wouldn't have minded it if RTD had ever remembered a single number that he gave out in the course of it though

all cats are gay (sic), Thursday, 2 June 2011 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

yeah the ood seem to have become the de facto "we've run out of budget for a new alien" alien

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 2 June 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link

I like the ood. You crotchety oldschool Whovians really do hate fun, dont ya :)

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 June 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

their ENTIRE ANATOMY MAKES NO SENSE

all cats are gay (sic), Thursday, 2 June 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

love how distractedly non-arsed Smith's "another Ood I failed to save" musing was.

all cats are gay (sic), Thursday, 2 June 2011 03:29 (twelve years ago) link

I don't mind oods but they don't do anything anymore.

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 2 June 2011 03:39 (twelve years ago) link

It's basically just a person in fright mask with a light globe, the sort of thing they did on Star Trek to save money on props.

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 2 June 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

I quite like the Ood, too. And 'Turn Left' was great."Itsa fun!"

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 June 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

with a light globe that makes one of their arms completely unusable

all cats are gay (sic), Thursday, 2 June 2011 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

The episode at the mine with the Ood & Percy from Blackadder was cool...I liked the arc they had with Donna & Tennant. And I like their lamp-pipes.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:06 (twelve years ago) link

The episode at the mine

this is where i stopped reading

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:16 (twelve years ago) link

(doctor who + mines = terminal boredom)

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

do you get tired of hating everything in life y/n

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

y

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

in fact i hate it

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:47 (twelve years ago) link

then again it's good to have a skill

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 2 June 2011 04:50 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not going to get sucked into RTD bashing again, but anybody who doesn't think the Donna season was a huge improvement over the Martha season is tripping balls.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 06:37 (twelve years ago) link

OTM

Think tennant had a good run and then went a bit stale. There should always be room for fresh blood and new ideas. Roughly how many series can one person sustain until it gets a bit tired? I'm thinking 3?

Ray the Otter. (captain rosie), Thursday, 2 June 2011 06:54 (twelve years ago) link

TOM BAKER

JimD, Thursday, 2 June 2011 07:58 (twelve years ago) link

I meant writing rather than acting, and to be fair the last few series of the Baker reign were dodgy as hell.

Ray the Otter. (captain rosie), Thursday, 2 June 2011 08:25 (twelve years ago) link

Key of Time? City of Death??

zappi, Thursday, 2 June 2011 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not going to get sucked into RTD bashing again, but anybody who doesn't think the Donna season was a huge improvement over the Martha season is tripping balls.

Yeah that's true, the final two-parter of the Martha season is the worst shit ever especially tiny Yoda Doctor, and the Master dancing to the Bodyrockers or whatever.

But that series still had Blink and the Cornell two-parter in the 1915 public school and for that I'll happily defend at least some of it.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 June 2011 08:51 (twelve years ago) link

will rep for Utopia and The Sound Of Drums (mainly due to Jacobi and Simm)...it only turns to shit in the actual finale. Martha and Donna annoyed me equally.

blueski, Thursday, 2 June 2011 10:01 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah--RTD could usually set up a good 2-part finale, he just usually couldn't resolve them.

But that series still had Blink and the Cornell two-parter in the 1915 public school and for that I'll happily defend at least some of it.

Ooh yeah, a couple of the best--though not RTD-written

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 June 2011 11:17 (twelve years ago) link

I, er, thought the Shakespeare Code was pretty good too -- and Gridlock, one of RTD's better 2000AD style concepts, like The Long Game.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 2 June 2011 11:23 (twelve years ago) link

The worst shit ever in nu-Who happened in season 2 ("Fear Her", "The Idiot Lantern")

"Victory of the Daleks" came very close to being as terrible as those two tho

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

otm

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 June 2011 11:54 (twelve years ago) link

i really hated voyage of the damned, and the doctor's daughter episode as well, but otherwise djp otm

remy bean, Thursday, 2 June 2011 12:29 (twelve years ago) link

The Doctor's Daughter is the actual worst Nu-Who episode, that or the one in the 50s where the Doctor climbs up the TV tower.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:21 (twelve years ago) link

nu who exists in this great sweet spot between overt campiness and incredible sincerity. i'm totally okay with it veering in the camp direction, but when it goes (badly) for heart-rending emotion, it's kind of excruciating. that's how most genre stuff is, i guess, but it seems extra pronounced in this show. the extra bad episodes, where we're supposed to believe in BIG STAKES and UNIVERSAL DANGER and LOVE and SACRIFICE or whatever always come off, to me, as clunky and sort of autistic. there are exceptions, of course (blink, the first jack harkness episodes) but for my tastes, the show is most successful when it does the least, when it milks a bizarre premise, mystery, or phobia for all it's worth and enlivens it with a little humor or action.

remy bean, Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

the one in the 50s where the Doctor climbs up the TV tower.

This is "The Idiot Lantern"

There are only three episodes that made me question whether I was going to continue watching the show; that is my metric for "bad".

sometimes the LOVE and SACRIFICE stuff is amazing, like in "Amy's Choice"

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link

Moffatt (and Cornell) are so much better than the rest at doing emotional/relationship stuff it isn't funny. Early standard for that = Father's Day.

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:56 (twelve years ago) link

agreed. i also loved the episode with the doctor stuck on the train-car thing with the echoy monster, and found it genuinely unsettling.

remy bean, Thursday, 2 June 2011 13:58 (twelve years ago) link

Midnight? I reckon that was the best episode Rusty wrote.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

tbh I am not as impressed with Cornell's story because I read it 16 years ago when it was a novel, so I pretty much knew exactly what was going to happen (the changes made to accommodate Martha as a black woman in that time period as opposed to Benny, the original white female companion from the story, were really good though)

i also loved the episode with the doctor stuck on the train-car thing with the echoy monster, and found it genuinely unsettling.

"Midnight"! This was bad-ass.

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 14:03 (twelve years ago) link

Rusty deserves a decent amount of scorn but when he reigned in his worst impulses he could be great; I was ready to write off S2 because I'd only seen "The Idiot's Lantern" but "Love and Monsters" drew me back in.

Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 14:06 (twelve years ago) link

Lots of my favourite nu-Whos being mentioned above. It's a real shame Paul Cornell hasn't written anything since S3: Father's Day and Human Nature/The Family of Blood are among the very best, I think.

Outside of Moffatt and Cornell, I think Midnight, Dalek and Love And Monsters have been my favourites. Oh, and Rose too, just because it gave me a warm glow.

Alba, Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

It's funny how when it comes to all this, we talk all about the writers and never about the directors. Total opposite of what happens with cinema, generally.

I had a pet theory that Euros Lyn was a bad director, but he did the great dream sequences in Silence In The Library/Forest Of The Dead, so maybe not.

Alba, Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

soooo much otm overnight, especially this:

i really hated voyage of the damned, and the doctor's daughter episode as well, but otherwise djp otm

― remy bean, Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:29 (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Voyage of the Damned is possible the worst hour of television I have ever seen

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 2 June 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

I was going to stick up for "Voyage of the Damned" and then I remembered Bannakaffalatta

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, who was clearly not AGENDAR.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:34 (twelve years ago) link

In much better news though, ANIMATED REIGN OF TERROR.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Thursday, 2 June 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

might've told this story before, but my sister got me "the writer's tale" RTD book for some past xmas, and altho i'm generally one to defend RTD, it really soured me on him. case in point, he whipped up the script for voyage of the damned in a mad frantic rush three weeks late and declared it was proof of his successful seat-of-your-pants writing method. no, it was slap-dash half-thought-out shit, similar to journey's end. and then presumably the season of specials was supposed to give him more time to work, and yet it resulted in the dreadful tennant-finale and whatever that michelle ryan tripe was.

but i'll stand up for the adipose episode because donna and ten were so awesome together. i have a chip on my shoulder about the supposed greatness of silence in the library/forest of the damned because the doctor and donna were separated for most of it.

truf bob-omb (reddening), Thursday, 2 June 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

But their separation had real dramatic point, and gave you great insight into Donna's strengths and desires

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

But yeah, Voyage of the Damned was the worst, and that's not even considering the Kylie Miniogue factor. I loathe Kyle Minogue.

You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Thursday, 2 June 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

I recently picked up Century Falls cheap on DVD, which I had vague memories of as a kid. Early Rusty kids TV show and really fucking good. Creepy as hell and full of awkward, alienated youths. It's a shame he didn't write more stuff like that for Dr Who, although you can see certain tropes emerging. Interestingly, the show has a kids dying theme, which is something Moffat has worked much more than RTD. Although RTD did bring that to the forefront of the Torchwood special. Best of all, it has little of the sentimentality he brought to Who, and he is clearly working out his queer fat kid neuroses through the lead. The denoument is a bit deus ex, but it's a fantasy, not proper SF, so it works in the context. Anyway, just thought I'd throw that in there.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Friday, 3 June 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link

But yeah, Voyage of the Damned was the worst, and that's not even considering the Kylie Miniogue factor. I loathe Kyle Minogue.

― You're fucking fired and you know jack shit about horses (James Morrison), Friday, 3 June 2011 09:58 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

See I love Kylie Minogue and that episode is still worse than gangrene.

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Friday, 3 June 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

dire as all get out

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 3 June 2011 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

Voyage wasn't great but it didn't make me want to quit the show like Fear Her or The Idiot's Lantern

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

But... but...

* Kylie
* Low-rent Davros rip-off villain before the show even brought Davros back
* The Queen
* 17 hours long
* The Titanic
* Comedy midgets
* Wasting Geoffrey Palmer and Russell Tovey

etc etc

At least Fear Her and The Idiot's Lantern were over in 42 minutes and there was a better episode coming along a week later

Also another one where Tennant grew super-powers out of his arse, ie the POWER OF FLIGHT. Ppl always say “no the angelly robots were carrying him!” when I grump about this, but the physics visually contradict this justification. Grrr!

all cats are gay (sic), Friday, 3 June 2011 05:47 (twelve years ago) link

might've told this story before, but my sister got me "the writer's tale" RTD book for some past xmas, and altho i'm generally one to defend RTD, it really soured me on him. case in point, he whipped up the script for voyage of the damned in a mad frantic rush three weeks late and declared it was proof of his successful seat-of-your-pants writing method. no, it was slap-dash half-thought-out shit, similar to journey's end. and then presumably the season of specials was supposed to give him more time to work, and yet it resulted in the dreadful tennant-finale and whatever that michelle ryan tripe was.

but i'll stand up for the adipose episode because donna and ten were so awesome together. i have a chip on my shoulder about the supposed greatness of silence in the library/forest of the damned because the doctor and donna were separated for most of it.

― truf bob-omb (reddening), Thursday, June 2, 2011 11:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

This is so OTM. I was a complete Rusty apologist before reading this book. Don't get me wrong, it's an interesting read, but when you discover how much he just winged it, it's very offputting. Worse still is that a good third of the book is dedicated to VOTD, script excerpts and everything, and RTD geniunely seems proud of it. The episode really was the absolute nadir of Nu-Who, MUCH worse than Fear Her (IIRC I posted a defence of sorts of that episode waaaay upthread - apologies if not). That was the episode that nearly made me get off the bus, as well as for a good friend of mine (biggest fan I know, owns every available/existing story possible). Dreadful, dreadful stuff.

The adipose episode, though very silly, is saved by the *wonderful* chemistry between Tate/Tennant (I especially like the miming scene).

unpredictable johnny rodz, Friday, 3 June 2011 08:01 (twelve years ago) link

Also another one where Tennant grew super-powers out of his arse, ie the POWER OF FLIGHT. Ppl always say “no the angelly robots were carrying him!” when I grump about this, but the physics visually contradict this justification. Grrr!

― all cats are gay (sic), Friday, June 3, 2011 6:47 AM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

Can't decide whether this scene was as bad as the unnecessary "Gillette Ad" style slow-mo sequence, where Tennant walks down that corridor as Fire And Shit pops out behind him.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Friday, 3 June 2011 08:03 (twelve years ago) link

The Empress of Racnoss is worse than Voyage of the Damned. That one was utter, utter shit.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 June 2011 08:49 (twelve years ago) link

Oh with Sarah Parish? They wasted her.

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 June 2011 09:01 (twelve years ago) link

Put Tennant and Parish in the same room at any time and the rapport is palpable. So what do they do? Cake her in laytex until she's completely unrecognisable, mount her on a giant fucking spider rig and make sure none of the performers can get within 20 metres of her.

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 June 2011 09:06 (twelve years ago) link

The thing I found most frustrating about the rusty book is that some of his initial ideas for episodes are so incredibly good. But then he just doesn't have the self control or the work ethic to actually sit down and write them properly and so lots of them ended up coming out samey and shit (although when they didn't, we got things like Midnight). I think he spent too much of his time rewriting other people's scripts when he should really have been getting other people to rewrite his.

JimD, Friday, 3 June 2011 09:17 (twelve years ago) link

He can't do endings, basically.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 June 2011 09:32 (twelve years ago) link

Exhibit A: Queer as Folk

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 June 2011 09:45 (twelve years ago) link

The one bit I remember liking/laughing at from the Writer's Tale is RTD's awe/disbelief that Moffat had already planned out his whole season ahead of time.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Friday, 3 June 2011 10:04 (twelve years ago) link

If you all had read his book Damaged Goods, you wouldn't have been as disappointed in his Who episodes.

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 11:11 (twelve years ago) link

He can't do endings, basically.

i think this is reflected in the last ep or two of tw: children of earth as well.

truf bob-omb (reddening), Friday, 3 June 2011 11:33 (twelve years ago) link

no issues with how he resolved s1 (esp. considering a regeneration would not have been part of the original plan) and s2. once rose was out of the picture he seemed to struggle much more, but bringing her back just made a bigger mess.

blueski, Friday, 3 June 2011 11:38 (twelve years ago) link

It's funny how when it comes to all this, we talk all about the writers and never about the directors. Total opposite of what happens with cinema, generally.

In TV the director's not the boss, the producers are. There's a number of reasons for that but the main one is that Dr Who needs to look and feel like Dr Who, just like ER needs to look and feel like ER. There's precious little room for putting any sort of individual stamp on the acting, the camera movement, the lighting, etc. So the only differences from week to week are going to be in the scripts.

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

If you all had read his book Damaged Goods, you wouldn't have been as disappointed in his Who episodes.

― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 21:11 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Highly important and otm point made here. It's a good but not great book with weird/stupid bits.

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:50 (twelve years ago) link

I think the pacing of a Who episode is really important and there are some that have felt so manic that they've been difficult to follow or care about, and that's certainly a directing issue. Some episodes just FEEL totally different from one another and it's not just an issue of which era or planet they're taking place in.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 June 2011 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

xp I just realised I can't remember a single thing about Damaged Goods (apart from somebody being called something Tyler)

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 June 2011 12:53 (twelve years ago) link

depressed 80s tenement housing (can't remember the British term for this... council estate?) taken over by an alien made of trash; a pivotal subplot involves an HIV-positive gay man lusting after the Doctor's male companion, who before this book had been described as a relentlessly upbeat former cop from the 30th century who was relentlessly, deadly serious about his procedural work, but for some reason in this book decided to fuck the HIV-positive man in the middle of a stakeout, leading up to a horribly facile and offensive coda after The Big Fight where it's discovered that this tryst injected the HIV-positive man with future antibodies that cure HIV

all of the previous was totally unnecessary to the plot and counter to the characterization of the Doctor's companion; not so much the gay tryst, as much as it happening in the middle of him doing his job

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

(the fawning praise of that book at the time made me realize that fans and authors co-existing on the same newsgroup wasn't necessarily a good thing)

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

i am almost dreading the next ep wrt pace, altho the second preview clip has quite a laid back 'calm before the storm' feel. that scene probably occurs within the first five mins.

blueski, Friday, 3 June 2011 14:01 (twelve years ago) link

Damaged Goods contains a gay character, David, and homosexuality is a recurring theme explored in much of Davies's writing, as he himself noted in an article for The Guardian newspaper in 2003. "The first gay character I ever wrote was a Devil-worshipping Nazi lesbian in a Children's BBC thriller, Dark Season. She was too busy taking over the world to do anything particularly lesbian, though she did keep a Teutonic Valkyrie by her side at all times... Once I'd started, I never stopped... I even wrote a Doctor Who novel in which the six-foot blond, blue-eyed companion interrupts the hunt for an interdimensional Gallifreyan War Machine to get a blowjob in the back of a taxi. Like you do."[4]

no you fucking don't, not if you actually understand the characters you are writing rather than trying to get your personal wank material published

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 14:02 (twelve years ago) link

taken over by an alien made of trash

Sub-absorbaloff at best

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

actually the trash alien was an out-of-control Gallifreyan war machine; I have managed to block out almost everything about the book that I liked, lol

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit, are these books canonical + like approved by the estate? i can't even imagine...

Mordy, Friday, 3 June 2011 15:17 (twelve years ago) link

Before the new series, they were semi-canonical; now they are kind of in a weird limbo space because the books bent over backwards to incorporate show canon (including the McGann movie) but the show has this on-again, off-again view of book canonicity (I think some of the monsters introduced in the books have been off-handed mentions in the series, but then again you have at least one instance of an entire book story being repurposed into a TV story).

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

sometimes really tempted to read The Dying Days and Lungbarrow

blueski, Friday, 3 June 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

and THEN, when the BBC took the Doctor Who license back from Virgin, Virgin spun off into a new series using Benny, the Doctor's most popular Virgin book companion, which had its own set of weird canon synchronicities with the official BBC book line

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:22 (twelve years ago) link

Like, seriously, never mention Canon to Who fans. Wiggy McGann doesn't count for some people because 'The Movie' was technically that, a film, so doesn't count.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

This idea of preserving a canon for a fictional character who has been handled by dozens of writers in multiple formats over many years is quite odd, really.

England's banh mi army (ledge), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

Holmes canonists are the real mentalists imo.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

Oh, and UNIT DATING CONTROVERSY.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

Like I've said before, if they can't even agree on the day of the earth's desctruction then consistency is basically out the window from the start.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 June 2011 15:55 (twelve years ago) link

xxp idk at least you can say "Conan Doyle and only Conan Doyle is canon", and then have fun arguments about e.g. Watson's wandering wound. Maybe he was never in the army at all!

England's banh mi army (ledge), Friday, 3 June 2011 15:56 (twelve years ago) link

Holmes canonists are the real mentalists imo.

lol this allows a gret tie-in to All-Consuming Fire, the Virgin NA that ties Holmes canon and Doctor Who canon together:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/All-Consuming_Fire.JPG

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link

Xpost ... I picked up The Writer's Tale from a slush pile at work and was genuinely surprised by how much it made me despise RTD. Not just for his seat-of-the-pants approach to the show, but for the attention-seeking neediness that seeped out of every single sentence.

again, none of this would have been surprising if you'd read Damaged Goods back in 1996

I was so happy that "Rose" didn't feature Billie Piper bewilderedly watching an all-male frottage party that none of his other storytelling issues really bothered me. (little did I know he was saving that type of thing for Torchwood, lol)

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

Anyone here going to watch the new Torchwood series on Starz? The promo for it made it look like it could be good, but.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

You know, it will still be Torchwood.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

I am VERY tempted to order Starz for it (much like I ordered HBO for "Game of Thrones") because I liked "Children of Earth" so much. I hope it leans more on the apocalyptic creepy side and less on the "everyone in Torchwood has sex with each other" side

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

(I recognize that, without that latter side, it isn't really Torchwood)

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

bill pullman is in the new series. i hope he doesn't have sex with anybody.

remy bean, Friday, 3 June 2011 16:54 (twelve years ago) link

it's RTD, Bill Pullman is likely to have sex with everybody

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 16:56 (twelve years ago) link

Rusty has already said Nu Torchwood will have more sex, gay sex, sex and explosions/ridic car chases than the BBC ever let him have. He also has a helicopter (presumably this will pan out the same way as JNT spunking away the budget of Battlefield).

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

I am bracing myself for a scene where Gwen stops chasing a monster so she can strap on a dildo and peg Rhys

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't you watch Series 2? That was hinted at in the wedding episode iirc.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:31 (twelve years ago) link

holy shit, are these books canonical + like approved by the estate?

the... Who family estate?

all cats are gay (sic), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't you watch Series 2? That was hinted at in the wedding episode iirc.

I vaguely remember that...?

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:36 (twelve years ago) link

Alium posing as Cuntstubble Gappy's mum as I remember it. Long discussion in a Mexican standoff about them all shagging.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Friday, 3 June 2011 17:46 (twelve years ago) link

In TV the director's not the boss, the producers are. There's a number of reasons for that but the main one is that Dr Who needs to look and feel like Dr Who, just like ER needs to look and feel like ER. There's precious little room for putting any sort of individual stamp on the acting, the camera movement, the lighting, etc. So the only differences from week to week are going to be in the scripts.


Yeah, but I'm not talking about putting some auteurist stamp on it. Like Matt DC says, there's also doing a good technical job with pacing and the like. And directing actors well.

Alba, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:08 (twelve years ago) link

Stanley Kubrick's DOCTOR WHO

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

Is he?

Tim, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:30 (twelve years ago) link

WOULD WATCH

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Friday, 3 June 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

a pivotal subplot involves an HIV-positive gay man lusting after the Doctor's male companion, who before this book had been described as a relentlessly upbeat former cop from the 30th century who was relentlessly, deadly serious about his procedural work, but for some reason in this book decided to fuck the HIV-positive man in the middle of a stakeout

oh god I think I had managed to cut that out of my memories somehow. Cheers for the summary. My god.

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:08 (twelve years ago) link

In fact I'm pretty sure that that scene was the moment when I went from being intrigued by Davies's take on DW (I read it in 2003 or something) to just thoroughly wtf

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:11 (twelve years ago) link

Doctor Who New Series 2005 (spoilers ahoy) <-- evidence of me liking this book and making allowances for RTD, sigh

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

I know! I was basically all "... o_O uh waht"

Even better was reading rec.arts.drwho at the time; Kate Orman (co-plotter of that book) and her soon-to-be-husband Jon Blum were regular posters and were very keen on slapping the homophobe tag on everyone who objected to Rusty's... interesting, and not backed up by any other author before or after him, take on Chris Cwej. I think I even got into it with them or their acolytes, under the reasonable-to-me argument that Chris having a gay encounter wasn't a problem, but him having a gay encounter in the middle of a stakeout was so painfully out-of-character that there was no way to read the scene other than to think Rusty really, really, really wanted to blow a fictional blonde future Adonis, and the "justifying" coda was in actuality horrifyingly tacky and awful.

Actually perusing back through the archives, I had an overall positive impression of the book at the time even though I objected to the irrational out-of-character sexcapades, which kind of reinforces my post upthread re: forgetting everything I actually liked about the book, lol.

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:33 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I distinctly remember enjoying the book (probably giving space to the new showrunner at the time tbh), but now that you've mentioned that stakeout it has come flooding back to me in sharp relief. I never read much Cwej so the out-of-character behaviour didn't jar for me nearly as much as the fact of the scene itself.

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

I mean you get used to seeing McCoy getting about in question marks and standing off against giant liquorice all-sorts, and then suddenly his mate's gobbing it in a cab.

Ernold Sock (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:39 (twelve years ago) link

Cwej as introduced and in pretty much every book up to that point was the quintessential "good cop"; almost always cheerful, tendency towards optimism, laid back and fun when off the clock and really, really focused on his job when on the clock with a staggering level of proficiency. He was supposed to be a perfect foil to his older, wearier partner Roz, who had just as strong of a justice streak but was MUCH more cynical and way more likely to presume guilt. It would have totally been within Roz's character to get fed up with a stakeout and do something else (likely not sexual, but more along the lines of say breaking into wherever they were staking out to look for clues) but Cwej was, until that scene, way more of the "these are my orders and I am politely carrying them out; sorry for the inconvenience" type.

xp: lolololol

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

(Benny, Chris and Roz are one of my favorite TARDIS crews of all-time)

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 22:45 (twelve years ago) link

A bit of me cheers every time new Who does something to fuck up incorporating the books into canon, ans all but one of my attempts to read them has been frustrated by the fan-wanking continuity crap, feeble prose, and the writers determiantion to make every event and every companion from the books SO MUCH MORE IMPORTANT than anything that ever happened on TV

The only good book I finished was the one, title now forgotten, written from the POVs of Alan Turing, Graham Greene and Joseph Heller

AS all but one, I mean

that was a BBC book by Paul Leonard, The Turing Test

IMO the best writers they had were Lawrence Miles, Jonathan Morris and Ben Aaronovitch

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Saturday, 4 June 2011 04:57 (twelve years ago) link

Loooooove The Tomorrow Windows.

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 June 2011 08:21 (twelve years ago) link

The first half hour felt like the days of Rusty throwing ideas together while wanking hoping everyone agreed with how great he is. The last 20 were OK, but River Reveal was decidedly average. The only great bit imo was "fool you twice with the same trick".

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 4 June 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

We mentioned the Rustyesque feel too. Still not quite sure how River can be Amy's daughter when she died before Smith and Amy even came into existence.

ailsa, Saturday, 4 June 2011 18:38 (twelve years ago) link

And we sussed Melody = River quite early on, but surely would be Song River?

ailsa, Saturday, 4 June 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

Let's Kill Hitler?

Gukbe, Saturday, 4 June 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, it sort of makes sense that River keeps in with this doctor what with him zipping around with her mum and all. Doctor + River flowchart needs an update now.

ailsa, Saturday, 4 June 2011 19:07 (twelve years ago) link

reveal was too predictable in the end but didn't quite get why

a) river didn't take part in the battle
b) why this secret had to be kept until this particular point anyway

it really did feel ghost-written by RTD. the sontaran had the best lines anyway.

blueski, Saturday, 4 June 2011 19:58 (twelve years ago) link

Ptime Pterodactyls from Father's Day, innit.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 4 June 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

River can never meet Tiem Babby or they will start killing random people.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 4 June 2011 20:54 (twelve years ago) link

But didn't River meet Time Baby when she's in the astronaut outfit? Or I guess she didn't know who she was in that case...
See what you mean about the Rusty thing up to a point, but it was much better done. LOLed at the Stevie Wonder gag too...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 4 June 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

I sometimes enjoy being an idiot who doesn't twig the most obvious and telegraphed reveals until they are revealed. i would hate to miss out on that suspense and surprise.

And we sussed Melody = River quite early on, but surely would be Song River?

ah the gamma forest people just do names the other way round. btw is gamma forest a thing from previous ep or just made up for this? his pretending to remember lorna when she was dying, with "didn't we run?", yeah that was good.

England's banh mi army (ledge), Saturday, 4 June 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

The River Song reveal seems to give away a lot. Presumably River is in the space suit and she kills the 'Best Man She Ever Knew'. But it's the Flesh Doctor she kills. But perhaps that's a deliberate misdirect? Afterall, surely a Flesh Doctor would turn to gloop, unless he stabilises himself in the Tardis. I'm wondering if killing the Doctor is something to do with bringing him back down to size, making him humble and wise again, rather than some feared superhero? But why go through this elaborate rigmarole to kill off one version of the Doctor?
Gamma Forest seems to be new, but it's probably not the last we've heard of it. Perhaps we'll meet Lorna Bucket again?
Compelling episode, but like all of Moffat's episodes this season, there wasn't much of a self-contained story, just the resolution of certain story arc elements along with some set pieces. Also, what happened to the space pirates etc etc - did they get killed by the Headless Monks? Or did they just turn up for the ambush and bugger off once the mission was accomplished? Cramming too much in to one episode so that characters are just forgotten about?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 4 June 2011 22:26 (twelve years ago) link

So is River in jail for killing the Doctor when she was a little astronaut girl?
hoping for a spinoff series about Lesbolizard and her trusty sidekick maid fighting crime in Victorian England.
(now there's a sentence i never thought i'd type.)

zappi, Saturday, 4 June 2011 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Gamma Forest and the Forest in the Weeping Angels two-parter in the last season? Omega soldiers from that episode. Means the Weeping Angels are the big bad somehow?
Also interesting that the Doctor doesn't know who Lorna Bucket is. Is it another version of the Doctor she meets? Would seem that there are two Doctors knocking about. One has to die because he's gotten too messianic?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 4 June 2011 23:06 (twelve years ago) link

A poster on the Graun blog:

"Ah well - a war in heaven (it is specifically mentioned that the Gamma forests are "heaven neutral"). I'm delighted to see that Moffat is having a Milton's Paradise Lost moment. I think Madame Kovarian is probably working for the TimeLords)."

A Philip Pullman moment too! A big war based around a child... River Song is Lyra...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 4 June 2011 23:09 (twelve years ago) link

Still not quite sure how River can be Amy's daughter when she died before Smith and Amy even came into existence.

― ailsa, Sunday, 5 June 2011 04:38 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

wibbly
wobbly
timey
wimey

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 June 2011 23:22 (twelve years ago) link

any chance of a moratorium on that?

blueski, Saturday, 4 June 2011 23:57 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I've thought about it and come to the conclusion I am basically a moron.

Could the best man River ever knew be her dad? Rory surely due another death, and there's been tons of misdirects where we think someone's talking about the doctor, but it's really Rory.

ailsa, Saturday, 4 June 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

any chance of a moratorium on that?

― blueski, Sunday, 5 June 2011 09:57 (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

um it explains how River can be Amy's daughter when she died before Smith and Amy even came into existence

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 June 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

(the point I am making is that wibbly etc is a rather annoying get-out-of-gaol free card)

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 June 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link

Could the best man River ever knew be her dad? Rory surely due another death, and there's been tons of misdirects where we think someone's talking about the doctor, but it's really Rory.

― ailsa, Sunday, 5 June 2011 09:58 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

oooh, interesting.

btw I really hope this was planned all along and isn't just Moffat laying random plot strands and then trying to fit them all together retroactively nu-BSG style.

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 June 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link

hoping for a spinoff series about Lesbolizard and her trusty sidekick maid fighting crime in Victorian England.

Yes! That was really the best part.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Sunday, 5 June 2011 05:39 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, I enjoyed that so much. Loved gaslit lesbian lady Silurian crimefighter, loved lactating Sontaran nurse, loved arse-kicking Roman Rory, laughed at loud at 'Let's Kill Hitler". Now the hard bit will be waiting at least 3 months. If I die before I see how this all pans out I will be very annoyed.

How is people meeting out of order in a time travel show an annoying get-out-of-gaol free card though?

It's in danger of being the answer to everything that doesn't work or make sense, that's all.

btw I forgot to register my response on the internet. I really really liked this episode, right to the very end. Soooo much going on though.

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 June 2011 06:31 (twelve years ago) link

I think this series may be where "timey-wimey" takes over to the point where people who aren't me start wishing teh Moff was as clever as he thinks he is.

― 4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Saturday, 23 April 2011 17:59 (1 month ago)

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Sunday, 5 June 2011 08:23 (twelve years ago) link

https://groups.google.com/group/rec.arts.drwho/browse_thread/thread/7cd734f99a62ae98/c845f05e9b213df9

I guess he's been waiting to use this idea for a while.

Melissa W, Sunday, 5 June 2011 08:47 (twelve years ago) link

!!!!! far out

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 June 2011 09:10 (twelve years ago) link

hoping for a spinoff series about Lesbolizard and her trusty sidekick maid fighting crime in Victorian England.

Me too. They were fantastic - like Sarah Waters doing sci-fi.

I like the theme of a healer also being a warrior, and vice versa - not just the meaning of "doctor" but the Sontaran warrior-turned-nurse and Rory the nurse-turned-Centurion, coming together in the Sontaran's dying sigh of "Rory, I'm just a nurse".

We need to talk about Bevan (DL), Sunday, 5 June 2011 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

^^^all this was amazing. MY BIG IDEA: Sarah Waters for next showrunner, please.

chavatar (suzy), Sunday, 5 June 2011 12:10 (twelve years ago) link

"wibbly wobbly timey wimey" is a handwave that may or may not be overused

that's not the same as there being time travel in the series, which is kind of the core premise

all cats are gay (sic), Sunday, 5 June 2011 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

would've liked Jenny & Mistress to have been official Torchwooders

does River actually know everything about her past (previous generations)? would hate her to be just pretending the girl in the spacesuit wasn't her (assuming it is), but i suppose she did know the Doctor and co wouldn't save her baby self at Demon's Run.

blueski, Sunday, 5 June 2011 12:27 (twelve years ago) link

Was just looking up at my Doctor Who calendar (yes, I'm a nerd) which has Toby Jones the Dream Lord on it. TJ tells the Doctor he is a projection of the dark part of his psyche. TJ is dressed rather like the Doctor, with bow tie and tweed jacket. A RED bow tie. In Demon's Run, when he's at his most arrogant and vengeful, the Dr is wearing a RED bow tie. So I think it's important to pay attention to the tie he's wearing in recent episodes. I know some people have mentioned this on and off, but maybe there's something in it... Also the Crimson...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 5 June 2011 14:21 (twelve years ago) link

"Rory, I'm just a nurse".

Rory is also just a nurse, but is also the last centurion, River's dad, the Doctor's trusty companion, etc. I swear this is all heading towards Rory being Something Important.

(i'm really good at placing significance on all the wrong things and missing the actual point, so this won't happen at all)

ailsa, Sunday, 5 June 2011 14:24 (twelve years ago) link

there's def meant to be ambiguity about whether the "good man who goes to war" is Rory or teh Doctor

and so also maybe who the "best man she ever knew" who River killed was

all cats are gay (sic), Sunday, 5 June 2011 14:33 (twelve years ago) link

River seemed much more interested in not telling the doctor who she was, rather than not telling her parents. Why?

ailsa, Sunday, 5 June 2011 14:36 (twelve years ago) link

she's not flirting with her parents?

all cats are gay (sic), Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:09 (twelve years ago) link

Also, just read this question, unanswered, elsewhere and want answers. When was Amy gangered? Her ganger wasn't pregnant, and it was made clear from tumour woman that gangers were exact replicas. So why didn't ganger Amy show any physical signs of pregnancy? She had the contractions though at same time as real Amy...? Amy conceived after her honeymoon, right? At any rate, she must have been pregnant when taken. So why didn't the ganger replicate that?

Xpost, no, but you'd think they'd feature in your concern about being found out.

ailsa, Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

nah, bcz they have only known her very occasionally, as a grown-up, and didn't even know they had a baby. She and the Doctor have had many many many encounters, and he's known there were secrets she was keeping from his first meeting with her.

Amy was gangered before ep 1 - thus no signs of preggo, as she wasn't showing yet nor even sure she was up the duff.

all cats are gay (sic), Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:25 (twelve years ago) link

the contractions were a bleedthrough from the psychic link

all cats are gay (sic), Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

But if tumour could grow and kill the ganger in the last ep, why wasn't the replicated foetus growing in ganger Amy? I don't think I understand the ganger thing.

ailsa, Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

Amy ganger is advanced alien tech - Whoever controls it can also control its appearance.

I'm running with this Revelations/Paradise Lost/His Dark Materials War In Heaven idea. Don't think it's obscure either - the success of Pullman's trilogy suggests Moffat is aware kids can get the Biblical references.

Demon's Run, where the Doctor falls... Doriam inadvertently refers to the Dr's debtors as 'poor devils' ... Reference to a long war against the Doctor. Gamma Forest as 'heaven neutral' - presumably in this war. Church Army with angel wings in logo. Forests, rivers, angels... and where was the last time we saw the Weeping Angels? They're the Big Bad?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

Also thinking back to the speculation about the scene back in End of Time where the shamed Timelords put their arms up before their face, making a WA like pose, ie hints that Weeping Angels and Timelords are somehow connected... Could be a coincidence or a misdirect, but the origins of the Angels have yet to be revealed. Or is it meant to be a mystery, lost in time?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 5 June 2011 15:50 (twelve years ago) link

ailsa, you need to think of the baby using pro-choice arguments. The tumor continues to grow because it is in, and of, the host body. The Doctor's shoes and Amy's foetus don't because although they are created by the Flesh they are not in and of the host and are therefore not updated by the Flesh. By extension, that's why that Ganger doesn't sneeze, because the Flesh doesn't sustain his cold.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Sunday, 5 June 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

can i just say this is all getting a bit LOST and that I really hope this pays off satisfactorily because boy, I dunno if I can take being burned by another TV show I love like this?

Roz, Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, that's exactly what I was saying after eps 1 + 2. And yeah, still got a bad feeling about it.

I think Dan mentioned Lawrence Miles upthread. His "nu-who is a sack of shit" blog is regularly lol, but I can definitely see where he's coming from with this:

http://beasthouse-lm2.blogspot.com/2011/06/why-i-could-never-etc-volume-ii.html

JimD, Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

you know I get the feeling we might see The Library again. We have a timelord baby saved in the databanks...

Roz, Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

Yawn, Lawrence Miles comes across as a humourless old grumpy pants who wishes the show was exactly as it was in the 70s, even though if he'd actually been around then he'd probably moan about it every week too.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:30 (twelve years ago) link

He's mostly wrong for sure, but it's still refreshing to hear somebody making the anti-Moffat arguments, I find it a lot less "yawn" than the blind praise he seems to get everywhere else tbh.

JimD, Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:42 (twelve years ago) link

ugh I should really avoid lurking around certain DW sites. did not need to start thinking about Rory/Ganger sex or Amy's periods thank you very much.

Roz, Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

What, compared to the show itself making you think of human/paving slab sex?

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:50 (twelve years ago) link

Another episode I had successfully blocked out until right then. :(

Also thinking back to the speculation about the scene back in End of Time where the shamed Timelords put their arms up before their face, making a WA like pose, ie hints that Weeping Angels and Timelords are somehow connected... Could be a coincidence or a misdirect, but the origins of the Angels have yet to be revealed. Or is it meant to be a mystery, lost in time?

The weeping angels do want a Tardis. And the Silence were building a Tardis. THERE'S JUST TOO MANY UNRESOLVED PLOT THREADS.

Roz, Sunday, 5 June 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

And the mysterious unresolved TARDIS from Lodger...
If it takes three series series to answer all the stuff begun in series 5 it will really piss me off. Explain some stuff already!

the three stigmata of a (Viceroy), Sunday, 5 June 2011 20:37 (twelve years ago) link

I mean I like a good mystery but its starting to feel like one season's plot arch is being stretched to fit multiple seasons. At least give us a hint at some reason why the Doctor seems so reticent to figure everything out.

the three stigmata of a (Viceroy), Sunday, 5 June 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

We're only mid-season! Plenty will be revealed in the Autumn, I'm sure.

Not saying the Moff is beyond criticism, but Miles is a nit-picker nonpareil. He does have a point re the arc being a poor substitute for storytelling, but I think Moffat is learning to balance the arc with strong individual episodes.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 5 June 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

I swear this is all heading towards Rory being Something Important.

100%. He really needs to be if they're to justify hs presence in the show for so long.

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 June 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

That episode was so much FUN.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 5 June 2011 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

He's the father of the Time Babby, surely that's pretty important? We've seen him stand up and be a bad ass and I think we'll only get more of this.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 5 June 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

Lawrence Miles comes across as a humourless old grumpy pants who wishes the show was exactly as it was in the 70s, even though if he'd actually been around then he'd probably moan about it every week too.

See, to me he comes across as someone deep in the throes of a serious mental illness.

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Sunday, 5 June 2011 21:48 (twelve years ago) link

If nu-Who were like his writing each episode would be six hours long and shunted to 3 am due to low ratings.

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 June 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

See, to me he comes across as someone deep in the throes of a serious mental illness

Shit, you're not wrong. I couldn't read much of that before I had to flee. And this guy's claim to fame was that he wrote some of the spin-off books? I repeat what I said about them above.

See, to me he comes across as someone deep in the throes of a serious mental illness.

There's a reason his nickname within the fandom is "Mad Larry"

the three stigmata of a (Viceroy), Sunday, 5 June 2011 22:59 (twelve years ago) link

(the point I am making is that wibbly etc is a rather annoying get-out-of-gaol free card)

It's not really a get-out-of-jail-free card because there IS no jail in the scenario you were talking about (ie how River could be Amy and Rory's daughter when she preceeds them both in the story). It's perfectly logical within the universe that's being created.

The problem with timey-wimey is not that it's a get out of jail free card, or that it's as Aldo says a deus ex machina (it isn't). It's that everything becomes an intricate puzzle that there's evidence of the Doctor *already having solved* at the beginning of each episode. We know that the Melody situation turns out okay because we know that River survives and teams up with the Doctor. So what we gain in mystery we lose in tension, to some extent.

Still, this episode was ace, and absolutely hilarious. Was like a big Rusty build-up but a) Rusty was actually really good at those, it was resolutions he sucked at, and b) it was better than a big Rusty build up. Awesome things:

- posh lactating nursemaid Sontaran >>>> all other Sontarans ever
- really want to see more of the Victorian alien/human lesbian couple. Thought the tongue lashing scene, while funny, was kinda near the knuckle even for a post-Torchwood Who
- we'll see more of the girl who died, in her past (and the Doctor's future)
- 'Let's Kill Hitler' = lololololol
- Headless monks = awesome

Pirates reappearing for no reason was kinda shite though.

The River reveal, while kinda obvious in the end, may be too early in the series, but it opens up a load more questions. Like, how old is she when she dies? How many regenerations of her will we see from now on? Could they make her a full-time companion with a different actress? Will there be Timelord babies? Do we know for sure that River died forever without regenerating at the end of Silence In The Library? I assume the fake Tardis is being built to transport future-Melody/River around, that seems logical, but there's a load of other stuff in the middle.

The whole series seems ingeniously put together and I'm sure it can actually resolve itself sensibly - there are lots of questions but not an unanswerable number.

Also I know people are at the stage of proactively looking for plot holes now, but there shouldn't be any issue with River meeting her younger self given the number of previous Doctors who have been in the same room at once.

Matt DC, Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:03 (twelve years ago) link

im a bit of a spaz and missed a few steps, and was annoyed that lorna actually wasn't someone we were supposed to know -- moffat obviously not that much of an arc-master there -- but this was a good ep. rather than have filler crap like the pirates ep they could have made this a double though. there was about 15 seconds to get into the doctor's anger etc.

contained the first non-shit 'oh she's actually talking about rory' bit.

Do we know for sure that River died forever without regenerating at the end of Silence In The Library?

This was my first question too. And I've not gone back and rewatched, but according to the wikis there was specific dialogue about how that death was going to stop both the doctor's hearts and so he wouldn't be able to regenerate, which is why river insisted in taking his place. So yep, I think it's meant to be final.

Course, other regenerations between spacesuit-girl and alex kingston are totally an option.

JimD, Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

Although it just so happens that every meeting between the Doc and River happens during the Matt Smith/Alex Kingston incarnations (er perhaps? Is that right? Given that the first and last time they meet, she is she and he is he.)

England's banh mi army (ledge), Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:41 (twelve years ago) link

Oops, Doc was Tenant when she died. Still, same diff...

England's banh mi army (ledge), Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

the Victorian alien/

you fucking racist

moffat obviously not that much of an arc-master there

rong! it is TOTALLY EXCELLENT to have the Dr recruit old pals that we have never seen bcz they were from off-screen adventures

all cats are gay (sic), Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

we saw everyone he recruited tho didn't we? the girl was just one of the cleric troops who'd had a chance meeting as a child then defected

kinda want to know why the silurian was in victorian london, and the specifics of her position re eating her human victims (which jenny was alarmingly cool with) but hey ho

blueski, Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

why the silurian was in victorian london,

bcz silurians have been earthlings and under the British isles longer than humans, therefore including Victorian times

all cats are gay (sic), Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link

the girl was just one of the cleric troops who'd had a chance meeting as a child then defected

but we'd never seen her before - and it's likely that the Dr hadn't even had the adventure where he first met her yet, given his complete pretending to remember the circumstances

fat blue dude we'd only seen meet River before too, not the Doctor

all cats are gay (sic), Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link

I also love the implication that Rory and Smith have had a bunch of off-screen adventures together in preparation for the start of this episode. please put Grant Morrison and John Ridgway back on the comic strip in DWM to tell one of these.

all cats are gay (sic), Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

xp yeah i kept thinking it was somehow Alaya, the annoying one from Cold Blood (being the same actress) nm

blueski, Sunday, 5 June 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

we'd never seen Nurse Sontaran before either

all cats are gay (sic), Monday, 6 June 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

again a same actor issue - i thought he was the one we saw Tennant whacking with a sledgehammer to save Martha & Mickey during the End Of Time final montage

blueski, Monday, 6 June 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

I noticed he wasn't Mike From The Young Ones but couldn't remember if he was familiar or not. Anyway he cited his clone-group to make that one clear to semi-casual viewers

all cats are gay (sic), Monday, 6 June 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link

rong! it is TOTALLY EXCELLENT to have the Dr recruit old pals that we have never seen bcz they were from off-screen adventures

Yeah! And the season-opener did point out that the Doctor had been off travelling without Rory/Amy for about 2 years (or 200 if you're talking about the Doctor who died, but that's a different story)

Also, wouldn't the Doctor who was killed being Flesh contradict Moffatt's 'it wasn't a clone or a doppleganger' statement

Also, having recently seen Sean Pertwee in a couple of (admittedly not good) things, he looks so uncannily like his dad that surely, with a white wig, he could play the 3rd Doctor if they ever decide to have another multiple-doctors story

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02/pertwee_175x125.jpg
http://image1.findagrave.com/photos250/photos/2008/226/6821181_121873692223.jpg

It's not really a get-out-of-jail-free card because there IS no jail in the scenario you were talking about (ie how River could be Amy and Rory's daughter when she preceeds them both in the story). It's perfectly logical within the universe that's being created.

The problem with timey-wimey is not that it's a get out of jail free card, or that it's as Aldo says a deus ex machina (it isn't). It's that everything becomes an intricate puzzle that there's evidence of the Doctor *already having solved* at the beginning of each episode.

I agree with you completely, and I wasn't clear when I made my point. Timey-wimey is most definitely the reason for this situation, but from a writing perspective there's a very, very fine line between (a) fiendishly planning an intricate web of relationships across time streams and releasing it slowly across 2–3 seasons of the show and (b) making it up as you go along and covering your tracks by saying 'ah well wibbly-wobbly'. I'm not saying that Moffat has indulged in (b) at all, but if at any point it transpires that Moffat did in fact make it all up on the fly (c.f. BAD WOLF) it'd be all too easy for him to play the wibbly card and feel confident that he got away with it.

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 6 June 2011 02:14 (twelve years ago) link

the Victorian alien/

you fucking racist

― all cats are gay (sic), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:47 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

looooooove this

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Monday, 6 June 2011 02:19 (twelve years ago) link

but we'd never seen her before - and it's likely that the Dr hadn't even had the adventure where he first met her yet, given his complete pretending to remember the circumstances

I thought that that was what gave her death its poignancy -- he runs with EVERYBODY, and it's all fun, but now the adventuring is starting to chew up the lives of all the people around the Doctor.

I really only liked the reveal, which was the only thing that resonated emotionally, because the rest of the story wasn't really paced as narrative, but as someone else said up-thread, as set pieces.

Also, I completely missed the Lizbian subtext???

Doctoral Who (Leee), Monday, 6 June 2011 04:02 (twelve years ago) link

least sub text ever

all cats are gay (sic), Monday, 6 June 2011 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

Main clue: The scene where the Silurian says something rude to her maid, then uses her EXTREMELY long and agile tongue to knock some dude out, then turns back tot he maid and says 'I Don't know why you put up with me!' and they pretty much waggle their eyebrows/scales at each other


See, to me he comes across as someone deep in the throes of a serious mental illness.

― Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Sunday, June 5, 2011 10:48 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark

This is, sadly, closer to the truth - from various accounts (many of which from his blog itself) he's not a well man. Most of his blogs tend to be angry tirades aimed at Moffat based on some silly falling out he had with SM after Moffat patted him firmly on the back in a pub once after buying him a pint (yes, really). Miles interpreted it as some threatening alpha male act and as never forgiven him. It's been joked about as "The Power Pat Of Doom" by a few ever since.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Monday, 6 June 2011 07:54 (twelve years ago) link

Wow. Stop with the tragic tales, I'm not going to be able to enjoy laughing at his ramblings now.

JimD, Monday, 6 June 2011 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

Your search - "The Power Pat Of Doom" - did not match any documents
;_;

England's banh mi army (ledge), Monday, 6 June 2011 08:26 (twelve years ago) link

Ah - some background here (DANGER: LIVEJOURNAL LINK)

http://doctorwho.livejournal.com/3624711.html

Oh, Miles did write The Book of the World (I've read it, it's crap), there just isn't any obvious proof that he wrote it before finding out that Moffat was doing a Space Library story. I don't personally disbelieve Miles about that, nor do I think it is the basis for his issues with Moffat. The last I heard Miles was claiming it was about Moffat power patting him and contributing to his alcoholism. Miles's side of the story, as retold by Charles Daniels at DWF:

Then, one day, the Moffat was nice to me. He came up and patted me on a shoulder, smiled, and offered to buy me a drink. What the Moffat didn't know was that I was keen follower of David Attenborough. Sure, some of my friends..well, Chris... have tried to convince me that Moffat was trying to be nice. BUT, Chris obviously isn't aware of what is really going on. David Attenborough would never lie to me. The Moffat was trying to make me part of his ape clan. He would be the master ape, and I would be the little monkey who collected all the berries and was then beaten until I relented and gave them away. This is how ape society works. This is why the Moffat was trying to hand me the banana of shame. The Moffat saw me and thought "Ahh, here is the berry picker of the tribe! I will not stoop to berry picker duties!"

Moffat's side of the story:

Really and truly it's not the criticism - I get way worse, way more publicly. It's the (untrue) personal stuff about me, 'validated' by his creepy pretense that we're Mates Down The Boozer together. Sometimes we're in the same pub - he edges closer, I edge away.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Monday, 6 June 2011 08:37 (twelve years ago) link

poor guy.

hand me the banana of shame (NotEnough), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:00 (twelve years ago) link

A C&P of the original blog post here: http://www.journalfen.net/users/avendya/672.html

It's a great shame - he's clearly a highly intelligent guy, but troubled :(

unpredictable johnny rodz, Monday, 6 June 2011 09:01 (twelve years ago) link

This is why the Moffat was trying to hand me the banana of shame.

Guy who comes up with lines like this deserves an episode imo, nuts or not.

JimD, Monday, 6 June 2011 09:04 (twelve years ago) link

(to write an episode that is, not to have one)

JimD, Monday, 6 June 2011 09:04 (twelve years ago) link

Think the last three paras of that blog post is proof that Lawrence is the inspiration for the time babby.

James Mitchell, Monday, 6 June 2011 09:31 (twelve years ago) link

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England's banh mi army (ledge), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:51 (twelve years ago) link

Can we have the condensed version? If ever there were links I wish NOT to follow...

chavatar (suzy), Monday, 6 June 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

"I managed to make Steven Moffat my bitch, just the once, by making the same moves that a gorilla might make while attempting to take control of the flange"

England's banh mi army (ledge), Monday, 6 June 2011 10:22 (twelve years ago) link

Also, the bit with 'thin-fat gay married Anglican marines' was such an RTD nudge; irl lol.

chavatar (suzy), Monday, 6 June 2011 10:32 (twelve years ago) link

Can we have the condensed version? If ever there were links I wish NOT to follow...

Basically, Larry is Bernard Butler to Moffat's Brett Anderson, or something...

unpredictable johnny rodz, Monday, 6 June 2011 11:18 (twelve years ago) link

Always liked his week-by-week commentary (which he'd then take down before the following week iirc?) - at best intelligent, funny, full of info, angry at the right kind of thing, a bit perverse, largely self-aware (though wont to rambling anecdotes). The moffatt-baiting and jokes seem to have taken over. Shame.

portrait of velleity (woof), Monday, 6 June 2011 11:33 (twelve years ago) link

(which he'd then take down before the following week iirc?)

yes, this was maddening

all cats are gay (sic), Monday, 6 June 2011 13:10 (twelve years ago) link

So I got that Melody Pond became River Song bc Melody = Song and they didn't have ponds in the forest, just rivers. But a) why is the baby named Pond when Rory's last name is Williams (he is the father, right?) and b) why are the names reversed? Shouldn't she be Song River if it's just a translation issue?

Mordy, Monday, 6 June 2011 14:35 (twelve years ago) link

Plenty of cultures even on real live right now earth reverse the family and given names. As for it being pond not williams, they was a little to and fro about that.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 June 2011 14:37 (twelve years ago) link

"Melody Williams is a school teacher, Melody Pond is a superhero," quoth Amy.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Monday, 6 June 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

...reverse the family and given names from the standard western convention. Given that China does this and India does it both ways probably more people put their surname first than the other way round. (The french do this as well for addressing letters, plane tickets etc.)

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 June 2011 14:38 (twelve years ago) link

Interesting info! Both pieces. I must've missed the exchange about the school teacher/superhero thing.

Mordy, Monday, 6 June 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

Props to the Doctor for not recruiting, I dunno, Micky and Martha or some other lamers for this particular war.

Matt DC, Monday, 6 June 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link

you fucking racist

― all cats are gay (sic), Monday, 6 June 2011 09:47 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Stevie T, Monday, 6 June 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

i somehow have it in mind that the name reversal is because of the prayer cloth thing with names on each side and there is no order to which is first.

i'm a bit confused by the name on the cloth and the name 'in high gallifreyan' on the cot. was it really on the cot, or is that a fake out? (how could it be on there already?). if it is on the cloth, did it get duplicated like the flesh clothing gets duplicated? if not, then it's not with the tiny melody, so my theory is balls.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 6 June 2011 19:43 (twelve years ago) link

The name on the cloth was sewn on by the girl (who dies fighting on the Doctor's side) from the Forest. It specifically says the words don't translate.

4, 5, 6, The monkey's got a hockey stick (aldo), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

i caught where the name on the cloth came from. but how does the name embroidered in forest-translated-ese get to go along with the baby. it's in amy's hand (transforming via tardis telepathy), so how did the real abductified baby grow up with the name if it's not written anywhere, unless the cloth in amy's hand is a flesh-tech duplicate too. i am still o_O

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:05 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure what you're not getting there BUT yeah, the name on the crib seems fishy, if that says either River Song or Melody Pond on it in old Gallifreyan then a) why's the doctor claiming it's his and b) how come he already had it and c) given that he already had it how is he surprised to learn who River really is?

JimD, Monday, 6 June 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

i think the writing on the crib HAS to be a red herring - it makes no sense that THAT says melody pond. and the only thing that has the babel-translation and back to make it work is the gamman prayer cloth thing. (into gallifreyan and back it would be something else)

so maybe the cloth gets back to melody (does the doctor take it at the end when he whizzes off wherever the heck he's off to?)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:14 (twelve years ago) link

presumably as a Time Lord cot it is capable of changing its name to identify which child it is currently associated with?

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:16 (twelve years ago) link

(i cracked and iplayered the last bit. the cot writing is just amy getting the wrong end of the stick, when river is referring to the cloth. so i'm ok on that count)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:22 (twelve years ago) link

The whole cybermen bit seemed a bit redundant, other than the fact that the doctor had to get angry at a Classic big time Who enemy and Moffat didn't want to use the Daleks. In any case I thought the Cybermen were only a big deal in Rose's parallel universe. I'm not sure I can remember what was meant to have happened to them in the current who universe.

[SPECULATION]

River Song is

a) The Doctor's Mother

b) Galifreyan Eve -> New Galifrey Formed?

c) The extra DNA is somehow from the Tardis (now we know that the Tardis is a Woman) its some kind of not quite immaculate conception. Therefore does this follow that the Library is now some kind of Tardis possibly taken over by the Silence/Whatever is in James Corden's bedroom. Possibly House is involved somehow as well.

d) River Song is some kind of key that will undo the timewar and put all the old who stuff back in its proper place in the universe.

e) The timelord DNA is some kind of bleedthrough/projection from wherever the Timelords went and this is Timothy Dalton trying to break out again

f) something to do with The Master, maybe Lucy Saxon got the master's DNA into Amy somehow?

[/SPECULATION]

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:26 (twelve years ago) link

It's interesting to read the other Moffatt comments from 1996--he doesn't seem as though he'd be that keen to bring back Gallifrey, in that he finds it incredibly boring

From Lawrence Miles, completely missing the point: ""Blink" ... still seems unforgivably lazy to me ... Any competent writer should be able to auto-produce this kind of thing without even thinking about it ..." etc etc
Yeah, right, one of the best Who episodes ever, one of the best 45mins of TV I've ever seen, sure, anyone can just piss that out.

why is the baby named Pond when Rory's last name is Williams (he is the father, right?)

Rory’s last name is Pond.

“That’s not how it works.”
“Yes it is.”
“Yeah, it is.”

“Roranicus Pondicus!”

Also, show aside, wtf at a baby not being able to have the mother’s surname ffs.

i caught where the name on the cloth came from. but how does the name embroidered in forest-translated-ese get to go along with the baby.

FYI the babby a) will be rescued at some point in the show (and b) has already seen it onscreen so.)

In any case I thought the Cybermen were only a big deal in Rose's parallel universe. I'm not sure I can remember what was meant to have happened to them in the current who universe.

They were all wiped out from all points in history in the Time War. But Rusty’s shit ones from a parallel world have travelled to our universe now. Although these ones here didn’t have a Cybus logo on their chests.

(SPECULATION)
River Song is
a) The Doctor's Mother

They fake you out with this for a minute in this ep, but that’s all.

b) Galifreyan Eve -> New Galifrey Formed?

Can’t see the point.

c) The extra DNA is somehow from the Tardis (now we know that the Tardis is a Woman) its some kind of not quite immaculate conception. Therefore does this follow that the Library is now some kind of Tardis possibly taken over by the Silence/Whatever is in James Corden's bedroom. Possibly House is involved somehow as well.

The TARDIS isn’t necessarily a woman, it was just put in a human’s body that happened to be a woman.

d) River Song is some kind of key that will undo the timewar and put all the old who stuff back in its proper place in the universe.

Please no, I hate the no Daleks / surprise! it’s Daleks, no Cybermen / surprise! it’s Cybermen, no Time Lords / surprise! it’s Time Lords nonsense from RTD, but a) EVERYTHING IS BACK NOW except OG Cybermen anyway, and bringing old continuity into the new show is just boring and alienating for 98.2% of the audience.

e) The timelord DNA is some kind of bleedthrough/projection from wherever the Timelords went and this is Timothy Dalton trying to break out again

Fuck this too, there’s nothing useful to do with the Time Lords as Rusty left them. Or at any time post-Deadly Assassin, really (I <3 Invasion Of Time but rly)

f) something to do with The Master, maybe Lucy Saxon got the master's DNA into Amy somehow?

Maybe TEH RANI DID IT!!!!!1111one!

all cats are gay (sic), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

does anyone have a link or salvaged copy of Miles' at-the-time response to Blink? (or Unquiet Dead?)

It's interesting to read the other Moffatt comments from 1996--he doesn't seem as though he'd be that keen to bring back Gallifrey, in that he finds it incredibly boring

yay!

all cats are gay (sic), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

am i correct in assuming that...

1) the real amy was kidnapped at some point in in the temporal vicinity of her wedding (or maybe when she was a little girl...? and has been flesh ever since...?)
2) the real amy has been trapped by the priests and headless monks while she gave birth to a child that we are lead to believe will be river song (and is currently named melody pond?)
3) the doctor is killed by a little girl (who may end up being melody pond/river song) and is presumably going to be sentenced to life for her crimes but frequently able to break out, as long as she does not tell the doctor the true nature of their relationship prior to the demons run incident?
4) there's, perhaps, a second doctor running around who escaped from the flesh monster/acid island and he is doing evil-warrior-ish things and getting confused with the real-real doctor? like maybe he saved a little girl in the gamma forest, and she later saves his life?

what am i missing?

remy bean, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:25 (twelve years ago) link

1. presumably after her wedding and the conception of the baby--if Amy was kidnapped earlier, the baby wouldn't be a time-vortex-affected baby
2. yes
3. the Doctor is killed by someone he recognised who was wearing (presumably) the same spacesuit that the little girl had been wearing, but 36 years AFTER the little girl was wandering around in the suit, so may not be the little girl, and if it was, she may well not be a little girl any more, but if it ios the girl then presumably she is the same as River Song
4. this could well be so

1) Amy was kidnapped between S5ep13 and S6ep1. This is said specifically in S6ep7.
2) Also shown explicitly in S6ep7.
3) We don't know yet. It could be, but might be a misdirect.
4) No. All that talk is about the real Doctor.

all cats are gay (sic), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:34 (twelve years ago) link

4) although there could be a second Dr reconstituted from the Flesh Doctor's shoes and stabilised in the TARDIS.

all cats are gay (sic), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:35 (twelve years ago) link

Someone should check the photo of Amy & babby from ep 2 and see how old babby was in that.

all cats are gay (sic), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:36 (twelve years ago) link

does anyone have a link or salvaged copy of Miles' at-the-time response to Blink?

Never mind that, what about his spec script for an episode ("Book of the World") that he posted then quickly took down? I wouldn't mind having another read of that. I've grown to quite like/get used to Miles, and amidst his lengthy ramblings he does often have insightful and funny - if cutting - things to say about nuWho. But there is a lot of ramble and rancour.
He also briefly had a spoof Radio Times blog - a bit like a long and rambling TV GoHome. It was good, but more than a little... 'aspie'.

Hippocratic Oaf (DavidM), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:09 (twelve years ago) link

I'm somehow doubting that it's River/Melody in the spacesuit when the Doctor gets killed. As the older River was standing there watching it with Amy and Rory, she would presumably have remembered it - but at the same time she seemed genuinely thrown and pretty pissed off when the younger Doctor appeared in the cafe.

I hope the Big Bad isn't the Weeping Angels, they're good silent villains but I can't see them working as the climax to a whole season. More likely to be the Silence I reckon. We're definitely going to see 1969, or at least Canton Delaware, again.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 13:22 (twelve years ago) link

but if it child River turned up, killed the Doctor, and then wandered off into the future to get imprisoned in Stormcage she would have grown up thinking she'd killed the Doctor in all finality at that point, so as an adult she'd watch herself kill him, be powerless to stop it, fruitlessly shoot at her younger self out of futile guilt and be totally sure that that was the end of him (at least for this meeting). The spacesuited Doctor-killer doesn't know that there's another younger Doctor wafting about nearby, they only know that they've killed the one in front of them.

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link

if River had grown up being forced to live inside a spacesuit, though, you'd think she would remember some of it. or at least, not be an ideal person to notice wonderingly that the child must have fought its way out of the spacesuit.

d(▽_▽)b (c sharp major), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

5. We saw a little girl wander unattended through an American alleyway at some point after 1969, announce that she was about to die but it was no big deal, and regenerate, who I suppose we are now meant to be thinking is Melody River Song Pond, but I don't know how this fits in with anything

so, yes, more Canton Delaware due

I do not like this summer-long break, I'm going to be full of pointless ideas and theories for the next fortnight while there's no hope of getting them confirmed, and then when it's actually back on telly I'll be all "eh? who are these people and why are they doing any of these things?"

(yes, I was wondering why River doesn't remember anything about the child in the spacesuit, if she was the child in the spacesuit)

sambal dalek (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:04 (twelve years ago) link

private eye claiming some fuckups by bbc wales means there won't be a series 7 next year, just some specials.

http://www.kasterborous.com/2011/06/series-7-postponed/

joe, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

hmm

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:21 (twelve years ago) link

There's a lot of conjecture there. Smith could easily fit in other work around Doctor Who and there's no guarantee that Amy and Rory will last past this year even if a 2012 series does go ahead.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 15:34 (twelve years ago) link

Unless the child in the spacesuit is a flesh avatar.

matthewjh, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:05 (twelve years ago) link

A flesh avatar that can also regenerate? Hmm...the other issue (and mark against it being River or indeed any human) is why emerge from and then return to the lake, altho its not clear to what extent the suit's occupant can control its actions.

Just to speculate because it's bugging me where this is all going now and forgive me if I'm missing something obvious: Perhaps young Melody's 1969 regeneration conveniently (but brutally) means there is no child for Rory and Amy to raise, leaving Mr & Mrs Pond rather upset and unable to continue TARDIS adventures without constant sadfaces. To have this not trouble them enough and remain into next year seems awfully cold (the situation as is being already pretty fucking cold but preferable to the Doctor having to slap a 'baby on board' sticker on the TARDIS door certainly...tho that gag seems almost worth it). Any permanent split between Amy and Rory (including killing the latter off once and for all) also seems too cold, so one seems unlikely to depart without the other. Even with Moff you'd think all this harshness will have a happy outcome for the otherwise happy couple. Right? But at this point I can't think of an outcome that keeps the Ponds in the show beyond Xmas (altho this may just be me lacking sleep) while excluding parenthood which it surely must...and its annoying that they may once again not be able to keep a companion around for more than two seasons.

blueski, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:33 (twelve years ago) link

bbc head of comms has now said on twitter that 14 more matt smith dr who episodes have been commissioned. i am astonished that private eye have printed unfounded rumours.

joe, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Given the compressed nature of the show nowadays, I think 2 seasons is about the right maximum tenure for a companion; also, due to the change in show format it seems like modern companions have shorter tenures but they are actually around for more adventures: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Companion_%28Doctor_Who%29#List_of_television_companions (compare appearance number of the classic companions with the new companions; don't even get me started on the book appearances)

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

i've never liked the quick turnaround in nu-who for either doctor or companions personally and if gillan feels that just two years is enough (rather than what moffat thinks which may or may not the same) i do still find that strange and disappointing for someone so young and unestablished tho seemingly very successful in the show. that's assuming she doesn't stick around.

blueski, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

nu adventure = 1 45min episode
classic adventure = 5-6 30min episodes

xp

hand me the banana of shame (NotEnough), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

@steven_moffat
Steven Moffat
14 eps + Matt DEFINITELY. I've got a plan and I'm NOT TELLING YOU WHAT IT IS. Now hush or River shoots you with her Spoiler Gun.#formaqueue
12 minutes ago via web

blueski, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:55 (twelve years ago) link

xp: I thought I addressed that with "due to the change in show format"

also most classic adventures were presented as 4-part stories by the time of Tom Baker's tenure

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

private eye's past who gossip has been similarly way off

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

you can understand why matt smith might want to replicate david tennant's epic stateside success

an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 19:12 (twelve years ago) link

if River had grown up being forced to live inside a spacesuit, though, you'd think she would remember some of it. or at least, not be an ideal person to notice wonderingly that the child must have fought its way out of the spacesuit.

don't think we're meant to conclude that she's been in the spacesuit from birth to Impossible-Astronaut-age* - could be that she's been RE-kidnapped by the Silence later on, who aren't affiliated with Madame Eyepatch. But the photo of Amy and babby (I looked, think she's under six months there) in the Silenced-up children's home suggests that maybe Amy raises her there at some point, perhaps for a couple of years...

*though I admit I largely think this because I am horrified that it could be the case! But she has to learn fluent English somewhere/somewhen, as Nixon didn't have a TARDIS to translate from Silence or Vasta or whatever Melody's captors speak.

of course it is entirely possible that Alex-Kingston-River is the 5th regeneration of Time Babby, and little-girl-in-American-alley is the third.

all cats are gay (sic), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 06:10 (twelve years ago) link

They can timey-wimey all they want and I will revel in every last second of it but if there's six time babbys all on the go at once I may well lose my grip on everything

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

btw nice to see that Moffat at least claims to have a ~plan~

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 09:56 (twelve years ago) link

So did the Cylons and look how that turned out.

adamathrowingpaint.jpg

hand me the banana of shame (NotEnough), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 10:20 (twelve years ago) link

ha ha

blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 10:28 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pYQAv_-txhM

chavatar (suzy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 10:29 (twelve years ago) link

LOL, this is why the next episode is called "Let's Kill Hitler!"...

Peyton Flanders (Nicole), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

So, how did someone who's got a bit of swarthiness in them come from Pale and Paler? I'm guessing regenerations took care of that?

Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 12 June 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

The bit I don't get is - if the bad guys had the real baby the whole time, what was the point of that whole fight at the end? Why were the monks bothering to attack? (For that matter, I don't get how the eyepatch lady went from "the Doctor's prisoner" to "taunting him on video from miles away")

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Sunday, 12 June 2011 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe the fight was to distract the Doctor so he didn't realise the baby was flesh, and to buy Eyepatch enough time to get away?

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Monday, 13 June 2011 05:41 (twelve years ago) link

interesting graph in the observer yesterday - matt smith's 14 more episodes will put him on 49, which is more than tennant (47), eccles(13), mcgann(1), cbaker(31), davison(43)

but less than mccoy(69), tbaker(172), pertwee(128), troughton(119) and hartnell(134)

koogs, Monday, 13 June 2011 08:21 (twelve years ago) link

waht

We are Real solid sex doll AKA RSSD (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 June 2011 08:41 (twelve years ago) link

slightly missed how patchy escaped rory and the pirates tbh

someone who's got a bit of swarthiness in them (history mayne), Monday, 13 June 2011 08:46 (twelve years ago) link

That can't be as high as 49, even allowing for Christmas specials and the last regeneration scene, surely?

Matt DC, Monday, 13 June 2011 08:50 (twelve years ago) link

mathy wathy

someone who's got a bit of swarthiness in them (history mayne), Monday, 13 June 2011 08:53 (twelve years ago) link

mccoy(69)

We are Real solid sex doll AKA RSSD (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 June 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

2 x 13 eps = 26 + next year's series of 14 eps = 40 + crap Christmas special with Katharine Jenkins = 41. Even giving him turning up at the end of Tennant's last one, that's still only 42. Are they counting the mini thing at the Doctor Who prom and the Children in Need special and some other random stuff as well?

ailsa, Monday, 13 June 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

-xpost-

I saw that and thought LOL Grauniad.

Chewshabadoo, Monday, 13 June 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

I still don't get how McCoy got to 69 episodes (or Davison only to 43 for that matter)

We are Real solid sex doll AKA RSSD (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 June 2011 09:36 (twelve years ago) link

Are they counting appearance in the Sarah Jane Adventures as well, maybe?

(doesn't explain McCoy, I know...)

ailsa, Monday, 13 June 2011 09:39 (twelve years ago) link

Tennant's total just seems to include the main series + xmas + specials, not the Children In Need one, not even the regeneration.

Dust, Monday, 13 June 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

Well I mean Davison was in it for what, three years? 26 episodes a year? That's just off the top of my head. McCoy was in 3x14 + Dimensions in Time + the American movie which doesn't = 69. Observer my arse.

We are Real solid sex doll AKA RSSD (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 June 2011 09:44 (twelve years ago) link

69 inc 5 doctors for davison acc. to wikip + my hasty arithmetic.

ledge, Monday, 13 June 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link

I just worked it out, they swapped McCoy and Davison.

We are Real solid sex doll AKA RSSD (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 June 2011 09:54 (twelve years ago) link

(am sorry i posted that now)

koogs, Monday, 13 June 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

So apparently we're not getting 14 episodes in 2012 after all...

James Mitchell, Thursday, 16 June 2011 06:06 (twelve years ago) link

Moffatt sez:

misquotes and misunderstandings. But I'm not being bounced into announcing the cool stuff before we're ready. Hush, and patience.

underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have pwned (sic), Thursday, 16 June 2011 06:22 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, people are already jumping on this without knowing any facts at all.

There seems to be a lot of talk about rumoured on-going production chaos that's rumoured to have caused this year's split and the rumoured 2012–2013 season rumoured rumoured, and I suppose there's also the chance that budget cuts are hitting it (although this show could probably fund itself with all the DVD and toy sales).

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 16 June 2011 06:25 (twelve years ago) link

that is not how the funding works tho*. Who brings in more $ than anything other BBC property IIRC, and has its production budget cut year-on-year.

* same at w0rk here btw, even on [f0rm3r j0b] DVDs I compiled and sleevenoted and whatnot. sometimes got a free copy though.

underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have pwned (sic), Thursday, 16 June 2011 07:44 (twelve years ago) link

"anything other property." to the cocktail bar!

underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have pwned (sic), Thursday, 16 June 2011 07:44 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I know income =/= budget where public funding is concerned, just thinking aloud.

Autumn Alma Park Toilets (Schlafsack), Thursday, 16 June 2011 08:16 (twelve years ago) link

Work of deviant madness or ornate joke: http://www.drwhogirlsknickers.co.uk/

Also:
http://youtu.be/XUDsDhNKiBg

I have just spent 5 minutes laughing my ass off, kudos

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:12 (twelve years ago) link

(at the knickers site, the kid is just ridiculously cute)

chupacabra - a delicious burrito (DJP), Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

The pic of poor Freema Agyeman looks like she knows where her drawers wound up.

chavatar (suzy), Sunday, 19 June 2011 14:25 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Has it comes to this...?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qDJy_FP2x8&feature=related

Doctor Who employing child labor?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Monday, 4 July 2011 04:43 (twelve years ago) link

Was expecting a 'Gregg Wallace, he's bigger on the inside' joke.

James Mitchell, Monday, 4 July 2011 05:37 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76vzfxJRByA

look who's back at 0:29

blueski, Monday, 25 July 2011 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

Lots of cool looking stuff there. First time Who's featured actual Nazis, right?

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Monday, 25 July 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

Don't mind Corden coming back because his flat seems to be a serious plot point.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

Love the 'you mean you haven't guessed yet" stuff. Looks like loads of fun.

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 00:29 (twelve years ago) link

Looks awesome. I'm sure I saw a Portal turret in there, but that might be me just playing too much Portal.

hand me the banana of shame (NotEnough), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 06:24 (twelve years ago) link

Don't mind Corden coming back because his flat seems to be a serious plot point.

I know we already argued over this spoiler but I'd forgotten in the intervening months, argh

naked hdsl (sic), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 06:29 (twelve years ago) link

First time Who's featured actual Nazis, right?

Silver Nemesis springs to mind. And lots of stuff in books and audio.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 06:33 (twelve years ago) link

has the Master ever Nazi'd up in novels or BF?

naked hdsl (sic), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 06:49 (twelve years ago) link

I giuess it's the first time we've seen Nazis in WW2 era, rather than neo-Nazis

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

Remembrance of the Daleks had The Association, who were basically Nazi stand-ins

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 July 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBbkSzl63tM

The Moffat Muppet makes an appearance at ComicCon, from the latest Nerdist podcast:

http://www.nerdist.com/2011/07/nerdist-podcast-109-live-at-sdcc-11-w-matt-smith-karen-gillan-wil-wheaton/

Which does feature Wil Wheaton and the podcast principles talking over each other and stepping on each other's stories to get in badly timed jokes.

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

oops, that should be

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBbkSzl63tM

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

the podcast principals talking over each other and stepping on each other's stories to get in badly timed jokes.

AKA any Nerdist episode that's not hosted by Hardwick solo.

naked hdsl (sic), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:55 (twelve years ago) link

(In those he just talks over the guest and steps on their stories to get in effusive praise that they are the most PHENOMENAL talent in their field, possibly ever!)

naked hdsl (sic), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

That too

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 July 2011 04:40 (twelve years ago) link

Ha, that line at the end of the BBC America trailer is totally Moffat laughing at everybody.

James Mitchell, Wednesday, 27 July 2011 04:42 (twelve years ago) link

river song with an eyepatch, like kovarians, is playing with my head

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 30 July 2011 20:06 (twelve years ago) link

I hope it turns out she's Melanie Bush.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, 30 July 2011 20:49 (twelve years ago) link

river song with an eyepatch, like kovarians, is playing with my head

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, July 30, 2011 4:06 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

This. Would it be completely insane, given that River can maybe regenerate (perhaps, if she is the time baby from early on), that she IS Madame Kovarian somehow? And thus engineers her younger self to kill the Doctor in the spacesuit while her (slightly) younger self tries to stop this from happening?

That feels too timey-wimey but Moffat loves that shit.

Somewhere between Fergie and Jesus (Alex in Montreal), Saturday, 30 July 2011 22:55 (twelve years ago) link

Kind of wish Moffat would calm down on this shit slightly myself. I still think his best Who scripts are all from the Rusty era.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 31 July 2011 01:25 (twelve years ago) link

I do like the fact that the show is finally getting to grips with time travel and its complexities, though, rather than just using it to arrive somewhere for adventure of the week (not that there's necessarily anything wrong with that)

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, 31 July 2011 01:43 (twelve years ago) link

Oh yeah, I´m totally up for all that in theory, I just think Moffat´s plotting has been far less elegant as show runner than when it was on a smaller scale... A tad overambitious perhaps.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 31 July 2011 01:49 (twelve years ago) link

Can people please, please stop talking on the thread about things in trailers that some of us might like to be surprised by in a narrative context?

naked hdsl (sic), Sunday, 31 July 2011 05:42 (twelve years ago) link

i doubt it tbh. no point posting the trailers if their contents then can't be referred to at all.

blueski, Sunday, 31 July 2011 11:15 (twelve years ago) link

well...

naked hdsl (sic), Sunday, 31 July 2011 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

^ uses flashblock

naked hdsl (sic), Sunday, 31 July 2011 12:15 (twelve years ago) link

i'm inclined to say just don't look at the thread it if you're gonna be so precious about what amounts to no spoilers? but this thread has always played by its own weird rules about spoilers, so i'm not gonna say it very loudly.

remy bean, Sunday, 31 July 2011 12:21 (twelve years ago) link

Could we post the trailer up and then talk about it? I haven't seen it so really have no idea what's going on up thread, so feel your frustration sic, but if a trailer is available surely we could have it on the thread and chat about it?

all microwaves must be destroyed (captain rosie), Monday, 1 August 2011 07:29 (twelve years ago) link

Trailer's up the thread a bit, hence why people were talking about it.

ailsa, Monday, 1 August 2011 08:44 (twelve years ago) link

Duh, I'm a twunt.

all microwaves must be destroyed (captain rosie), Monday, 1 August 2011 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I reckon discussing trailers is fair game.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Monday, 1 August 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

i'm inclined to say just don't look at the thread it if you're gonna be so precious about what amounts to no spoilers?

but I really like the theorising and discussion and nerding out about what's actually aired!

but this thread has always played by its own weird rules about spoilers, so i'm not gonna say it very loudly.

yeah that's the thing - it's not like I'm whinging on the Community thread about all the casting spoilers for imminent episodes.

I do take some strength from the dude in charge of the show these days having p much the same attitude as me though - that the episodes themselves are written to pace reveals and twists and shocks in a dramatic way, and that spoilers fuck up the storytelling for (most of) the audience and the author's intent

naked hdsl (sic), Monday, 1 August 2011 12:16 (twelve years ago) link

A trailer is not a spoiler. If it's been broadcast, it's fair game.

Matt DC, Monday, 1 August 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

it's a spoiler if the creator didn't want it in the trailer! [not that I'm saying that's happened this time, just that Moffatt's been frustrated by it before. but 99.7% of pre-movie movie trailers are total, awful spoilers]

that argument last time turned into Suzy saying if it was in the Radio Times, or talked about in breakfast television on BBC Scotland, then it was "out there" and there was no way anyone could possibly not immediately report it on this thread. slippery slope innit.

anyway sorry for getting tedious, I was just quietly asking nicely ^^

naked hdsl (sic), Monday, 1 August 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

AAAAAAAAAAAAARGH.

murdoch most foul (suzy), Monday, 1 August 2011 13:35 (twelve years ago) link

xpost Moffat has no problem with official trailers because I do believe those are approved of by the showrunner but he does have a problem with people who attend preview screenings and -then- post spoilers, particularly important plot spoilers. Which I totally understand, while most of whom who do attend the screenings are quick to just write something along the lines eg "a more darker season in tone, a surprise in episode 4, will blow your mind" etc, there are one or two who do let out key plot details and which I have seen floating around in many places. The trailers just show you glimpses but as far as i can see don't really tell you about what's actually going to happen.

Roz, Monday, 1 August 2011 14:53 (twelve years ago) link

this thread is the most spoiler neurotic tv thread i've read on ilx, which either says something about doctor who, or about the kinds of ppl who watch it

Mordy, Monday, 1 August 2011 15:01 (twelve years ago) link

Ha ha, could it be because of river songs catchphrase feeding into reality?

all microwaves must be destroyed (captain rosie), Monday, 1 August 2011 15:10 (twelve years ago) link

lol probably the latter xpost

Roz, Monday, 1 August 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

Just noticed: Doctor Who credits RT Davies when his ideas are used (ie Ood) in Moffat-era Who

Torchwood does not, and never has, credited Moffatt, despite him creating Torchwood's main character, Captain Jack

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

think moffat'd want to distance himself tbh

a dry, airless meringue (reddening), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:58 (twelve years ago) link

remember when there was something hiding in the darkness after death and it was a blue cgi minotaur

a dry, airless meringue (reddening), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 03:59 (twelve years ago) link

Did Moffatt create Captain Jack or just write the episode in which Rusty wanted him introduced?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

Jack is surely just RTD's big wet dream and if Moffat thought he worked as a big broody lead character at all I'd be bitterly disappointed.

blueski, Tuesday, 2 August 2011 12:03 (twelve years ago) link

Did Moffatt create Captain Jack or just write the episode in which Rusty wanted him introduced?

Iirc RTD created the character, Moffatt just happened to write the first episodes in which he was to appear in.

online pinata store (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 August 2011 13:42 (twelve years ago) link

Enjoying the AV Club's current series of classic Who reviews:

http://www.avclub.com/tvclub/tvshow/doctor-who-classic,186/

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 05:11 (twelve years ago) link

Chap raises an interesting point re: "inelegant plotting," although do admire the general anarchy of it.

his best Who scripts are all from the Rusty era

This however I totally disagree with -- thought "Big Bang" and the Christmas ep were as good as anything he's done.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 9 August 2011 10:56 (twelve years ago) link

Eleventh Hour was splendid

generous loller at dollies (sic), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 11:00 (twelve years ago) link

Indeed it was, but not Empty Child or Blink splendid IMO.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

best "new Doctor" episode ever - it had a different job to do than a Blink or Empty Child

generous loller at dollies (sic), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

I think the Moffat scripts from RTD's era are more well thought of because their quality stood out in relief to some of the crap episodes that surrounded them, and that's not the case now because episodes are more consistently decent. If that makes sense.

online pinata store (Nicole), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link

Also he could concentrate on one story a year.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

Moffatt's also changed the format to have more through-season continuity (Bad Wolf nonsense aside), which makes single episodes less able to stand completely out

generous loller at dollies (sic), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:33 (twelve years ago) link

There have been reports of budget cuts being behind the BBC’s decision not to air a full season of Doctor Who during 2012—

Absolute nonsense. First of all, we are airing in 2012. The only thing that’s happening is that we’re moving a bit later...There’s lots of reasons for that that will become clear quite soon...It is certainly not a reduced episode count. Do you think the BBC would really let that happen? With an average audience of 10 million?…Doctor Who’s international profile is huge. It’s never been more successful. You’re not going to reduce a show like this. The opposite is going to happen, in fact.

Daily Beast interview with Moffatt

Gukbe, Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:54 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, the interviewer must be a dullard that takes tigerbeatdown seriously.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

Well, that sucked.

Melissa W, Saturday, 27 August 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

explains why it took a whole hour for this thread to reappear

Once Were Moderators (DG), Saturday, 27 August 2011 20:07 (twelve years ago) link

shut up, hitler.

i enjoyed it (as per) - loved the fan continuity baiting - not so sure what it means in the arc of things.

the numskulls robot reminded me of when i watched the sontaran experiment as a teeny. there's a sequence where the sontaran was watching the humans on a monitor via a camera that's in a pendant round one fella's neck. the way the pendant lay on his chest i thought the sontaran was inside the man.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 27 August 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

heartbroken about the missed opportunity for some sort of who/'allo 'allo crossover episode :(

Once Were Moderators (DG), Saturday, 27 August 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

Aside from being reminiscent of Meet Dave, this was really quite good!

Gukbe, Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

I enjoyed it, but I did watch it with someone who hasn't seen much of the Matt Smith series and he was very confused indeed.

What happened to Hitler in the end?

emil.y, Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:06 (twelve years ago) link

He's still in the closet. OH NOES GAY AGENDAR

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, 27 August 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

I like you, Doctor Who episode "Let's Kill Hitler".

Flaca (R Baez), Sunday, 28 August 2011 02:10 (twelve years ago) link

Aside from being reminiscent of Meet Dave, this was really quite good!

Yes, wtf was up with that. I never thought I would have to be reminded of Meet Dave ever again in my life, and yet here we are.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Sunday, 28 August 2011 03:22 (twelve years ago) link

says a lot more about your previous life choices than this episode tbh

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Sunday, 28 August 2011 04:38 (twelve years ago) link

liked it a lot, though I wondered if the slightly odd feeling of adding a new best pal to amy/rory's past was deliberate--like, was this an actual new timeline being formed (and as reiterated by one little person, "time can be rewritten").

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, 28 August 2011 08:13 (twelve years ago) link

Torn between being really impressed and sort of bored by the whole fanwankery. Also, good move making it about Hitler for a whole 17 seconds, that didn't waste a massive opportunity or anything.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 28 August 2011 10:34 (twelve years ago) link

I think I'm just fatigued by what apparently is a 50th anniversary story arc going on WAAAAAAAAAY too long.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 28 August 2011 10:43 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't need half an hour of panto Hitler after panto Nixon and panto Churchill.

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Sunday, 28 August 2011 10:44 (twelve years ago) link

Moffatt's said that next year will be back to more self-contained eps, so I think you're ia-ing that one.

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Sunday, 28 August 2011 10:45 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=f9yKkwx1j1Y

Ward Fowler, Sunday, 28 August 2011 11:21 (twelve years ago) link

Excellent choice of some shots there - Ian dancing from The Chase, Zoe on the exploded TARDIS from The Mind Robber, the cleaner from The Green Death, Tom's alium blow-job from Creature From The Pit, the poorest quality Sea Devil from Warriors Of The Deep, A Fix With The Sontarans...

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 28 August 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

Really don't agree with those who see Hitler being in it for a few minutes being a wasted opportunity. The Doctor can't stop Hitler or WWII so there's not much scope for a story there. We don't need a portentous episode about the horrors of Nazi Germany. Indeed, that could end up being in bad taste. Much better to have Rory punch Hitler out and River take the piss out of the Wehrmacht with her gay gypsy bar mitzvah gag. Mel Brooks would surely approve.
The episode was tremendously good fun and dealt with all the continuity stuff with wit and panache.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 28 August 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

OTM. I thought using Hitler as an excuse for 5mins of throwaway comedy was great, and probably the only thing they could have done with him. You can't really get away with replacing Hitler with an alien or making him an accomplice.

Was about to shout 'fuck off' at the TV when River unleashed the Tardis energy on the dead Doctor, until I remembered that was still regeneration energy, so they just about got away with that one. Loved the robotic jellyfish antibody enforcers.

Those justice enforcers will be back though. They take war criminals at the end of their timeline, maybe the Doctor can cheat death by, erm, committing an atrocity and being grabbed at the last minute. Okay maybe not.

Matt DC, Sunday, 28 August 2011 16:23 (twelve years ago) link

Nobody seems to have mentioned the Star Trek nod with the justice enforcers? Not just in the costumes, but the way it took the piss out of the Federation's sense of moral superiority.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 28 August 2011 16:50 (twelve years ago) link

the Doctor = Hitler, no? They hinted as much the quick flash to Gallifrey at the beginning and the unnecessary guilt trip bit in the Tardis.

Roz, Sunday, 28 August 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link

*as much with

Roz, Sunday, 28 August 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link

They're certainly building up the Doctor's god complex. Perhaps after Good Man he's been brought down to size a bit. Certainly seemed a bit more self-aware and regretful in this ep.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 28 August 2011 18:12 (twelve years ago) link

Enjoyed it a lot! Lots of funny lines, River's crack about wearing jodphurs etc. Bit silly but overall fun & interesting way to mess with the timeline, River, whatnot. Agree that I dont really know what it changes though

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 August 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link

Is the fact that left to their own devices, Time Lords can age (cf. L'il Mels growing up into Big Mels), a new revelation?

c("c) (Leee), Sunday, 28 August 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

Think that was just a 'change of persona' regeneration - not her getting older as such.

Not sure abut the episode. No, that's not right - the episode was fine, but continual relentless pace + massive revelations of this series I'm finding a bit wearing.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 28 August 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Also was the 'You still care' moment supposed to be the revelation that, even if momentarily, undid all her psychopathic programming. Good job Religious Order of Silence.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 28 August 2011 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

Insert question mark at end of the first sentence.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 28 August 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

Think that was just a 'change of persona' regeneration - not her getting older as such.

I'm presuming that as Amy and Rory grew up, so did Amy's BFF Mels? No regeneration required?

PS I kept expecting that fish sticks and custard would be the antidote to River's lipstick poison.

c("c) (Leee), Sunday, 28 August 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

No, Leee's point about aging is a good one - Little Mels is a toddler in 1969, takes 25 years (maybe 1994 when she meets Amelia?) to age 5 years or so, then ages at the same rate for the next 15? No mean feat.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 28 August 2011 19:52 (twelve years ago) link

At the same rate as Amy & Rory, I mean.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 28 August 2011 19:55 (twelve years ago) link

Ah yes, sorry, misunderstood the first time round.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 28 August 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

I enjoyed it. Tiny people living inside a shape-shifting robot is a brilliantly barmy idea and they pulled it off well.

Moffatt's said that next year will be back to more self-contained eps

However, I am pleased about this. I'm all for threads running through a series, but Dr. Who's a show which you should be able to watch any story of out of context and be able to follow it. At the moment it must be as baffling to newbies as the last few Harry Potter books.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

Just occurred to me: the tiny people thinking River was a bigger criminal than Hitler kind of implies that Moffatt thinks the Doctor is more important than six million human beings.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:49 (twelve years ago) link

Though he does regularly save the universe, so maybe he is.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

In more recent occurrences, Mel's aging could be driven by her human DNA, so the writers have an out there.

c("c) (Leee), Sunday, 28 August 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

re: the harry potter thing every time i give this show a go it always seems more about itself than actual adventures in, y'know, all of time, space and several other entire universes

Once Were Moderators (DG), Sunday, 28 August 2011 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, my complaint exactly. Those kind of shenanigans are fine for a season, but they need to stop at some point so as not to completely alienate new viewers. It's not The Wire, it's a family adventure show.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 28 August 2011 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

And sure Moffatt's ambition is one of the things that makes him an appealing writer, but he needs to reign it in a bit.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 28 August 2011 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

Little Mels is a toddler in 1969, takes 25 years (maybe 1994 when she meets Amelia?) to age 5 years or so, then ages at the same rate for the next 15? No mean feat.

We don't know that the 1969 regeneration was into Mels, though, do we? She could have died/regenerated several times between 1969 and 1994

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, 28 August 2011 23:49 (twelve years ago) link

She said the last time it happened she turned into a toddler in New York.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 28 August 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

Or was it Washington?

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 28 August 2011 23:53 (twelve years ago) link

no, New York

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Sunday, 28 August 2011 23:56 (twelve years ago) link

idgi. i maybe understand 50% of this episode

Mordy, Monday, 29 August 2011 03:20 (twelve years ago) link

maybe someone can explain it to me?

Mordy, Monday, 29 August 2011 03:25 (twelve years ago) link

what dyg?

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Monday, 29 August 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

Which 50%? xpost

c("c) (Leee), Monday, 29 August 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

River is a time lord, Amy is a robot and Matt Smith is the 13th doctor xxp

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 August 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

Did River really "grow up" w/ Amy + Rory as this Mel persona from their childhood to adulthood? Why? Was she trying to get to the doctor through them?

Mordy, Monday, 29 August 2011 03:36 (twelve years ago) link

a) yes she did
b) yes she was, due to her programming, but she also wanted to get to grow up with her parents, regardless of her programming

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Monday, 29 August 2011 03:40 (twelve years ago) link

and "grow up" because she had already spent ...8 years? as Melody Pond, and probably 25-30 years as Mels before de-aging herself to Amy's age when she got to Leadworth.

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Monday, 29 August 2011 03:42 (twelve years ago) link

(ie she regenerated into a toddler in 1969; Amy was born in 1989; Mels presumably didn’t befriend her until Amy was at school, because she wouldn’t have had a mother to negotiate their friendship.)

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Monday, 29 August 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

oh god

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 29 August 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

think a bit of a meal is being made out of this - we know time lords grow up otherwise the entire programme wd be about a group of time travelling infants. that's unless you want to embrace the idea they're formed as adults in the first place, which they aren't iir some master/doctor childhood episode from a while back.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 29 August 2011 08:08 (twelve years ago) link

continual relentless pace + massive revelations of this series I'm finding a bit wearing.

I concur. There's just too much shouting all the time, the stakes are always too high, it's all too hysterical. I got bored about halfway through and wished the Doctor would die, just to shut everyone up for five seconds.

I really liked the antibodies, especially the jerky way their tentacles moved. There was something very old-school about it.

trishyb, Monday, 29 August 2011 08:14 (twelve years ago) link

The meal being made out of it is that either: she ages normally for 5 years then spends 20 at the same age and then starts aging again; she ages really slowly for 25 years then starts aging normally, or she ages normally for 25 years then wipes 20 years off her age then ages normally agin.

Mels ages at the same age as Amelia/Amy from when they start school to the present day i.e. 15 years. She was a toddler over 20 years before Amelia. Something isn't right about that and it has nothing to do with Timelords not growing up.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, 29 August 2011 08:16 (twelve years ago) link

think a bit of a meal is being made out of this - we know time lords grow up otherwise the entire programme wd be about a group of time travelling infants. that's unless you want to embrace the idea they're formed as adults in the first place, which they aren't iir some master/doctor childhood episode from a while back.

Exactly, and see also Susan, who was ageing into adulthood at a normalish human rate. Very deliberately excluded from this discussion is whatever nonsense the spin-off books probably had to say about Time Lords and their childhoods.

Also, it's always been fairly apparent that most Time Lords are able to finely adjust their looks, when regenerating at least, and possibly at other times--see the Master, Romana, etc--whereas the Doctor has always been a spectacularly bad regenerator, often being knocked out of action and being very confused for some time afterwards.

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Monday, 29 August 2011 08:19 (twelve years ago) link

But they've fairly explicitly said she isn't a Time Lord she's a "child of the TARDIS", whatever that is, so comapring her to The Master or Romana doesn't work. All we know about Susan is for the few months she's at Coal Hill school she appears to age at the same rate of the other children there, which isn't very much. The only other reference we have is that she ages at the same rate as other Time Lords as seen in The Five Doctors.

Melody/River is spectacularly bad at whatever it is she does with TARDIS energy (not regenerating, it's more like what happened to Jenny in The Doctor's Daughter), turning into a toddler in a big city is shockingly inappropriate.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, 29 August 2011 08:45 (twelve years ago) link

Mels ages at the same age as Amelia/Amy from when they start school to the present day i.e. 15 years. She was a toddler over 20 years before Amelia. Something isn't right about that and it has nothing to do with Timelords not growing up.

There's room to do plenty more with this if they really want, but Moffatt's covered it just as much as he needs to by having River note that she's able to control her appearance. I don't see a problem since he made a point of addressing it in the episode.

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Monday, 29 August 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

But she can only do that because she's still 'regenerating', also from the dialogue.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, 29 August 2011 09:38 (twelve years ago) link

Re Melody/River's ageing: Apparently it's a TV show, and for dramatic purposes things that are unlikely to happen within any logical framework do, nevertheless, happen.

Trudi Styler, the Creator (ithappens), Monday, 29 August 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

no, in the dialogue she says she's going to change her appearance every year just to freak people out

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Monday, 29 August 2011 09:55 (twelve years ago) link

Oh OK, didn't catch that bit.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, 29 August 2011 10:08 (twelve years ago) link

River says "I might take the age down a little, just gradually. To freak people out."

treefell, Monday, 29 August 2011 10:09 (twelve years ago) link

So did the Doctor showing up in a tux indicate he had gone off to do some timey wimey business before he came back to River?

I don't know about this episode....there were some elements I really liked and I thought Smith and Kingston were excellent, but some things bothered me. For example, the Poochie-ness of Mels.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Monday, 29 August 2011 12:44 (twelve years ago) link

All I could think about was The Numskulls. I wonder if Moff was a Beano reader as a kid.

Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Monday, 29 August 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

or was it the Beezer?

Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Monday, 29 August 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

Wikipedia says it was in the Beezer in my day (and Moffat's)

Frimpong iddle I po (onimo), Monday, 29 August 2011 12:51 (twelve years ago) link

Oh yeah, one thing I totally shook my head at: when River saves the Doctor, they say "you used up all your regenerations at once" - thus implying that the Doctor now has all her extra regenerations and can get around the 'only x number' problem, right?

emil.y, Monday, 29 August 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

I actually think they resolved that issue on an episode of Sarah Jane Adventures. That's what someone told me. I've never seen it.

Gukbe, Monday, 29 August 2011 16:14 (twelve years ago) link

"I might take the age down a little, just gradually. To freak people out."

so clearly River has control over her ageing, whether being able to keep pace with Amy and Rory, or possibly remaining a toddler for a while.

The doctor might not have that control over his appearance but it wouldn't necessarily be a time lord vs child-of-tardis thing - you could see her whole "shh, i'm concentrating on a dress size" thing as she regenerates as being similar to Romana trying on different appearances before she settled on the Lalla Ward look.

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Monday, 29 August 2011 16:26 (twelve years ago) link

Yep, in dramatic terms, the impression I got was River Song, 'I've got this great new power but no responsibility, that I'm just going to play around with because it's fun' v the Doctor's 'I've got this power, which a) I take seriously, but b) I also don't really know how to use and can be a bit clumsy with. (In his character the two feed into each other obv). See also their respective attitudes to navigating/using the Tardis.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 29 August 2011 16:32 (twelve years ago) link

"I might take the age down a little, just gradually. To freak people out."

Hm. Joke about Alex Kingston being younger when she first started playing the character, but later in the character's timeline? Problem is these throwaway jokes then end up having repercussions in the series world.

emil.y, Monday, 29 August 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

Just saw this.... loved it. Not sure about the objections. Also like the idea of Hitler still in the cupboard at the end of the episode.

shook mod (remy bean), Monday, 29 August 2011 16:58 (twelve years ago) link

I noticed

1) Rose, Martha, and Donna were all translucent holograms
2) Little Amelia wasn't. Did Doctor (or plasticy other Doctor that we're all assuming is running around the universe) go back in time, get fish-fingers and custard Amelia Pond and bring her into the TARDIS to help currently-dying Real Doctor?
3) Still assuming the season 5 ep. 1. TARDIS sound indicates that Amelia Pond received a second Doctor visit, and that this is tied into timey-wimeyness, possibly w/ some memory modification or the Silence monsters removing all traces of memory.
4) Next week's episode looks properly scary.

shook mod (remy bean), Monday, 29 August 2011 17:02 (twelve years ago) link

Actually, I have one objection to the episode. Only one: the line "Mel – she's our best friend" could have been handled a little better. If instead, Amy had said something like "Mels, she's a girl that we've known forever" or just omitted the line entirely.

shook mod (remy bean), Monday, 29 August 2011 17:04 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't rate this weeks episode. I found it watchable but a bit annoying, it just feels like a soap opera. I guess I like Who when it is about aliens or something being broken, killed, saved e.t.c. When it is all about the characters, I get a bit bored? They are the vehicles to shit that happens, I hate all the lovey dovey stuff.

Imagineering since 1850 (captain rosie), Monday, 29 August 2011 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

3) Still assuming the season 5 ep. 1. TARDIS sound indicates that Amelia Pond received a second Doctor visit, and that this is tied into timey-wimeyness, possibly w/ some memory modification or the Silence monsters removing all traces of memory.

she did, in season 5 ep. 13

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:50 (twelve years ago) link

Oh! Duh. I forgot that :/

shook mod (remy bean), Monday, 29 August 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

AHOY GERMAN SPEAKERS

can anyone make out what the soldiers are yelling at River as she walks towards them after jumping out the window?

IMPORTANT W0RK-RELAT3D Q

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:17 (twelve years ago) link

"my dog's got no nose"

wayne swan, wayne swan, party time, excellent (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:22 (twelve years ago) link

"Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 04:26 (twelve years ago) link

btw everyone worrying about lack of self-contained eps
6 ǝposıdǝ ʎq pǝʌɹǝs-ʃʃǝʍ ʎɹǝʌ ʎʃıddɐɥ ǝq ʃʃıʍ

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 05:59 (twelve years ago) link

poo8

wayne swan, wayne swan, party time, excellent (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

5318008

rude ragga beats from the F. U. Schnickens (sic), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 06:39 (twelve years ago) link

poo 34+

wayne swan, wayne swan, party time, excellent (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 06:42 (twelve years ago) link

4) Next week's episode looks properly scary

Hell yeah.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

Aren't we jumping the gun a bit about Mel's ageing? We don't actually know if she's the same regeneration as the 1969 NYC girl. After all, we didn't actually see who the girl regenerated into.
One of Moffat's trademarks has been the deliberate use of apparent continuity errors, so he's always a step or two ahead of the moaners.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 10:06 (twelve years ago) link

Sorry, that probably sounded a bit antagonistic. No malice intended. Just think it's a TV show, let's not get too worked up about minor quibbles and enjoy the ride.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 10:29 (twelve years ago) link

We do know. She said "The last time this happened I became a toddler in New York in 1969."

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 11:25 (twelve years ago) link

What's the odds of episode 13 having the Doctor pick her up straight after the regeneration and transport her as a toddler to 90's Leadworth? Kind of thing Moffat would do, really.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

Except she says at one point that it took her ages to track Rory & Amy down.

treefell, Tuesday, 30 August 2011 12:04 (twelve years ago) link

that was so so so so so much better than any episode titled "Let's Kill Hitler" has any right to be

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 12:37 (twelve years ago) link

^^^^

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:28 (twelve years ago) link

see River on a rampage was so much FUN

also seeing them address the whole back-to-front River/Doctor existence thing we were talking about upthread was great

now I have to imagine your penis (DJP), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 18:32 (twelve years ago) link

Fair enough Aldo, I missed that. Still the Doctor transporting young Mel to 90s Leadworth idea did cross my mind.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Tuesday, 30 August 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

Well that sucked. (mostly)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

I was thinking it was probably Gatiss' best episode to date. Felt like Sapphire & Steel to me rather than Doctor Who though.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, 3 September 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

Really, really good one. I was also feeling The Avengers. Spot on. Well done, that man etc.

Soukesian, Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

A chunk of why I didn't like it was to do with how glaring the 'homagey' bits were

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 3 September 2011 19:21 (twelve years ago) link

Thought that was very good, I thought. The quieter start did wonders for the atmosphere, also allows this Doctor to play to his strengths. More watchful, seeing the boy's face from the curtains. The bedroom/wardrobe stuff was unnerving. And I liked the juxtaposition between Georgian mansion and tower block. Felt a bit hoary, with the dolls (is it Chucky I was reminded of?). Plus the 'just needed to be cared for' resolution feels like it's a once-or-twice a series thing now in the Doctor Who episodes. This was reasonably touching though - perhaps because human parents taking care of alien was a decent version of it. Slightly reminded me in tone of that Sherlock Holmes story where some play is made about a mixed-race child iirc, playing straight into Victorian neuroses, but having a conclusion born of a compassion. (only mention that because it was written by Gatiss).

Two cupboards in the first two episodes.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 3 September 2011 21:32 (twelve years ago) link

I thought it was a bit hugging and learning, but I suppose the more you hammer home the message that giving birth to children isn't the be-all and end-all when it comes to loving them, the better things are, really.

PS I am a bit drunk.

trishyb, Saturday, 3 September 2011 21:45 (twelve years ago) link

Thought that was very good, I thought.

must be right because i thought so much about it.

wish I was a bit drunk.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 3 September 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

matt was great and the dad was good; the kid was weak and the end was rushed: it was a "fear her" do-over, really

was there any set-up clue that they were in a doll's house? was the doll's house in the cupboard because george was scared of it (why?) or just anyway? it handwaved at details like that quite a lot: like the lights going on five times stuff -- connections sort of half-made without quite popping home -- and i think this was partly because it was muddling itself doing homage-y stuff at the same time: i missed sapphire and steel bcz s&s sucked but yes, avengers, poltergeist with the robots working themselves (which he wasn't scared of interestingly)*, paperhouse maybe (also the source of "fear me" of course)...

why did he want amy and rory to become dollies though? what WERE the dollies? manifestations of his will to control his life, or his uncontrollable will to fear?

i was a bit cross the old lady was left to clamber out of the bin bags without getting at least a cup of tea -- that would have been INCREDIBLY traumatic for an OAP! "was that my meds?" yikes...

*in fact all the silhouettes of monsters thrown by his torch were a red herring, i suppose -- hence his not being frightened of the little robots coming alive

mark s, Saturday, 3 September 2011 22:27 (twelve years ago) link

the whole "ah but she is not pregnant in this photo!!!" business really annoyed me - ffs they could have just adopted, there are options other than magical cuckoo alien baby

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Saturday, 3 September 2011 22:30 (twelve years ago) link

isn't the point that george adopted them before they reached that decision? and DW realised this because george was also able to text the TARDIS?

but yes, that was a poorly handwaved clue and unravelling -- esp. as the kind of underlying "what this story is about" IS somewhat about adoption and fear of not being a rejected because not being "real family"

it didn't really explain why the fear started: obv it had got into a bad feedback loop bcz parents were worrying they couldn't cope and wondering aloud about sending him away, he heard that, but what kicked it off in the first place? you'd think that it was a problem that galactic darwinism would have tidied up for this kind of alien interloper -- how do all the other tenzers (or whatever) dodge this issue of "not feeling they belong"? or were these parents doing something particularly unusual/wrong?

mark s, Saturday, 3 September 2011 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

That thing about the connections being half-made, without popping home is definitely a thing. It's a hard call for me, because I like stories with plenty of cryptic detail at the beginning, but the shorter episodes aren't long enough to accommodate the detail. The problem comes of course when the mysterious details aren't really dealt with, so the mystery feels like it was created entirely to be mysterious. That's the case of course, but you have to have a reason for it, otherwise you get exactly the thing that happened in this episode, where it all gets a bit handwavey, and you just have to rely on things being emotionally balanced (story about alienation and fear has all elements solved by solving the alienation and fear). That's not really enough for Dr Who, or a really good Doctor Who. But I think it's fair for a forty minute Saturday evening programme. I just make do with enjoying the unheimlich shit at the beginning and trying to satisfy myself with the just about satisfactory handwaving at the end.

Something like Blink of course did it all, but that's understandably rare.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

Fucking stop saying of course and go to bed man. Christ.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 3 September 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

This ep was ok. The doctor carried a lot of it and in the end, it was less about George than about the poor old dad. Also, whatever it was between the dad and the landlord was never quite resolved, was it?

lol'd at Rory's "Oh no. We're dead, aren't we? AGAIN." Somewhere between becoming a 2000-year-old plastic Centurion and punching out Hitler, he's basically turned from a character I rolled my eyes at every time he was on-screen into my favourite member of the team.

Roz, Sunday, 4 September 2011 08:39 (twelve years ago) link

Two cupboards in the first two episodes.

Also two tiny-people adventures.

was there any set-up clue that they were in a doll's house?

Yeah, all the wooden appliances and the painted-on clock hands.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 September 2011 11:42 (twelve years ago) link

no i meant as set-up, i.e. before they got there: i guessed doll's house as soon as the frying pan was wooden, i guess from early exposure to two bad mice, but i think small people watching had a lot less to go on (basically george had no set-up relationship with the doll's house that i spotted, and tbh it is nearly as weird that the cupboard contained one as that it contained monsters; certainly it was never really explained

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/6/6f/Two_Bad_Mice_dollshouse.jpg

^^^my second favourite potter, after ginger and pickles

mark s, Sunday, 4 September 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

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mark s, Sunday, 4 September 2011 11:52 (twelve years ago) link

they put everything that scared him in the cupboard; the doll's house was a thing that scared him; so they had put it in the cupboard.

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Sunday, 4 September 2011 11:53 (twelve years ago) link

Ah sorry xxp

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:02 (twelve years ago) link

c#maj: yes i get that, but it's one of many things only explained (a) ex post facto and (b) explained via ref.to hommage -->

(b) hommage is obv entirely stuff small viewers can't access, though they are most at threat from actual night terrors from unassuming things
(a) the ex post facto is muddled by the fact that the world george created -- genuinely scary to adults trapped in, ftb fear of being turned into a doll -- is a consequence of the specific power of george-as-alien which has to do double duty as a standard issue feature of small human children... (ie there's an ordinary explanation to hand, but it's undermined by the extraordinary story being used to amplify the adoption-is-good-too moral)

small people watching would not have any reason to understand why george was initially scared of a doll's house (or possibly what it even is: the glimpses we get possibly only an adult can process) (this goes back to b)

fromb the glimpse we had it looked quite a fancy antique, like the cupboard: obv people in council flats can inherit nice old heirlooms and not want to part with them (i did at one point quite strongly think instead of getting rid of the kid, why not get rid of the many toys that scare him!)

anyway all this is really just yammering on that it was untidy and poorly realised at the level of detail: i actually enjoyed it quite a lot and was taken aback that alang did not

mark s, Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:23 (twelve years ago) link

sorry the "fancy antique" paragraph is a half-completed thought at best: what i'm getting at is that cupboard and edwardian dollshouse access a general/cultural idea of "old and spooky" that depends for a lot of its heft either on living big old houses (which george presumably hasn't: the scariness of council flats is quite different) or on watching films and TV and such (which he may have but we don't see)

or he has a dollshousophobia which is quite specific to his alien self and the object (which we absolutely don't see): so it's kind of an unearned effect, which i think shortcuts the enjoyment/understanding of the audience this ep was primarily aimed at (it's def "one for the kids")

mark s, Sunday, 4 September 2011 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

i wonder if this will convince a few kids with anxiety/OCD that they are in fact aliens

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 4 September 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

who just need more love and reassurance

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 4 September 2011 13:19 (twelve years ago) link

i liked this, especially the falling elevator scene!

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Sunday, 4 September 2011 13:20 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I liked it. A nice diversion from all the time-rewriting River/Melody/impending Doctor-death stuff, just a kid-creeping-out spooky nightmare story.

ailsa, Sunday, 4 September 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link

Nice spooky episode. Resolution a bit too neat, but otherwise really atmospheric. Am I the only person who thought the night time shots of the block of flats had something of a Let The Right One In feel to them?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 4 September 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

Two cupboards in the first two episodes.

Not just two cupboards, but -evil things- in cupboards.

Roz, Sunday, 4 September 2011 17:32 (twelve years ago) link

not evil, just misunderstood

challopian rubes (sic), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

except Hitler

challopian rubes (sic), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sort of torn between thinking Amy/Rory ought to be rather more fucked up by having "lost" their baby, and yet not really wanting to see all that angst played out on screen

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

That's been bothering me too, especially right at the end when they're back in the tardis and Amy's all "where can we go next?" HELLO SPANNER, you just had a CHILD ffs

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

Also Rory seemed singularly undaunted by his wife turning into a freak-faced zombie doll.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Sunday, 4 September 2011 23:47 (twelve years ago) link

this ep was shot before they lost their baby though, so you have to let it go in this instance

Rory knows that you can get better from being made into a life-sized doll so

challopian rubes (sic), Monday, 5 September 2011 00:26 (twelve years ago) link

yeh, but it's

a) maybe been a while between episodes? other adventures occurring & so forth

b) amy only just found out she was pregnant, then had a baby, then lost it then found it again and realized it was her best friend she grew up with to, ehh, not totally traumatic as much as headfuckery

remy bean, Monday, 5 September 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

this ep was shot before they lost their baby though

Wait, what? She knows she gave birth to River at this point, right?

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 5 September 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link

this was originally ep 3, and swapped places with the pirate ship

challopian rubes (sic), Monday, 5 September 2011 01:32 (twelve years ago) link

Oh okay. But even a tiny bit of babby concern/remorse would have been enough.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 5 September 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link

but since the actors didn't know she was pregnant at the time, would have been a bit problematic to evince sorrow at loss of babby

challopian rubes (sic), Monday, 5 September 2011 01:52 (twelve years ago) link

Post? It went to air several months after time babby, it's not like they couldn't have added a sound bite or re-shot a part of a scene.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 5 September 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

this was originally ep 3, and swapped places with the pirate ship

Nope. Pirates showed up in A GOOD MAN GOES TO WAR.

"Please let your friends know about it!!" (R Baez), Monday, 5 September 2011 01:54 (twelve years ago) link

Good Man was made at the same time as pirate ep, hence cast available

reshooting on Night Terrors would have required rebuilding sets or restaging a location, pirate ep only needed to insert a snippet of Eyepatch Lady opening a hole in a wall.

this one was actually shot before the opening two-parter btw

challopian rubes (sic), Monday, 5 September 2011 02:51 (twelve years ago) link

eesh, tv and movie making is our earthly version of timey-whimey

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 5 September 2011 05:27 (twelve years ago) link

I liked this ep well enough, but I got distracted by how much I *hated* the doll songs...ugh god so distractingly irritating...and by them making that poor little kid affect tics like blinking etc, because he really was a cute little fella and was so lovely towards the end of the episode I kind of wished they'd let him just act scared without all the guff. Also maybe it was just me but it felt like something extra should have been made of the doll's house, because even when the Doctor said 'oh we're inside the doll's house' I was like WTF doll's house...ohhhhh THAT dolls house that we saw for a nanosecond in the cupboard.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 September 2011 07:45 (twelve years ago) link

yes the dollsongs were the actual laziest bit of "inherited" spookiness: whose giggle was that meant to be? the idea comes from kipling's "they" (or maybe "lost hearts" or "the turn of the screw" or something) and makes no sense in this story

(and if george's parents are letting him read or watch "lost hearts" then NO WONDER he's frightened!)

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y197/se7en45/james_lost_hearts1_lead.jpg

mark s, Monday, 5 September 2011 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

oh yeah the giggling was way OTT.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 5 September 2011 17:56 (twelve years ago) link

Well that sucked.

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, 10 September 2011 18:26 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ Posted before I watched it, seemed a fitting tradition for this thread...

Even though the episode started off technically bewildering -- which stream is the one where people with the Plague are quarantined? -- but the emotional payoff is keen (if predictable).

Also, Rory kills a robot with the Mona Lisa.

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Sunday, 11 September 2011 06:54 (twelve years ago) link

notes they've played before, but largely done pretty well i thought. Gillan was great.

Gukbe, Sunday, 11 September 2011 07:02 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't like this much at all. I didn't get why alterna-Pond was even a possiblity. Like, no, this can't happen. Anyway that's real Pond, off we go. Even the sentimental stuff didn't get to me. WHY ARE U CRYING. Also the old makeup was really distracting, I hated the handbots and it was just gimmicky to me.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2011 07:29 (twelve years ago) link

Hi I hate fun. Mr Veg loved it, so I'm feeling very on the outs.

Janet Snakehole (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 September 2011 07:30 (twelve years ago) link

I thought there was a plot idea which could have been pretty interesting to read in a 20-page short story but was pretty dull to watch over the course of 40 minutes of Amy and Rory randomly lurching between soppiness and "no i do not love you, you are not the SAME" and oh back to the soppiness and bleah.

I would've liked the Mona Lisa bit had it not ripped like the thinnest bit of tissue paper you've ever seen and thus had absolutely no robot-killing potential, except it fell over anyway.

Bah.

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 11 September 2011 09:46 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.monalisamania.com/faq.htm

What is it painted on?
Oil on a poplar wood panel.

koogs, Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:28 (twelve years ago) link

surely given the location it's a print not the original! "famous works of art you can only view if yr about to be euthenased"

mark s, Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:46 (twelve years ago) link

the garden was an exact replica so why skimp on the mona lisa?

koogs, Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

City Of Death establishes there's 12 of them.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

haha just remembered a very spiky argt i once got into on-line re the words replica, simulation, simulacrum and so on: viz, do you mean it's actually literally identical in all possible ways, or do you mean it's a copy which is different in certain important ways?

i took "exact replica of garden" to mean same number and types of plant in same arrangement and topiarised to look the same; ie a copy of the garden, like a print is a copy of the mona lisa!

anyway, what renders the handbots defunct is SQUARES, which is why they can't see through mesh and have to teleport into rooms instead of going through the doors

xp haha yes, good point

mark s, Sunday, 11 September 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

I can no longer tell if tetragonophobia (your search did not match any documents) is a plausible plot device or a brilliant mark s lie, but it will do either way

quadratisch, praktisch, gut

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 11 September 2011 15:36 (twelve years ago) link

At the beginning, you could spot a few plot holes from space but by the end it didn't matter. B+

OWLS 3D (R Baez), Sunday, 11 September 2011 16:57 (twelve years ago) link

I do wonder: which stream is which? Was Amy in the quarantine stream, or were Rory/Doctor in the quarantine?

Gillan was great.

Yeah, didn't expect as good of an understated performance as she gave.

One thing I found jarring was how at the end, old Amy is all, "Don't let me into the TARDIS because I will kick and scream and fight to LIIIIIIVE," but then after Rory makes his decision, and the Handbots arrive, she submits to them so serenely.

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Sunday, 11 September 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

i spent an inordinate amount of time trying to work out how the amy-and-rory-get-together story of this episode was supposed to mesh with the one in 'let's kill hitler'.

bethnal green and baudrillard (c sharp major), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:03 (twelve years ago) link

favourite thing: old Amy not making eye contact after 36 years of not seeing a face

challopian rubes (sic), Sunday, 11 September 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

Great episode IMO.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 11 September 2011 22:04 (twelve years ago) link

This was fantastic and lol at the ppl being grumpy about it

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Sunday, 11 September 2011 22:09 (twelve years ago) link

It reminded me of some of the weirder B&W stories, eg The Edge of Destruction and The Mind Robber. Top-notch effects and production design.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 11 September 2011 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, great fun, looked lovely, couple of overlong old/young or Rory/Amy dialogues but doctor-being-a-twat episodes are always good and don't happen enough.

JimD, Sunday, 11 September 2011 22:16 (twelve years ago) link

(maybe helped that I watched it right after the torchwood finale though).

JimD, Sunday, 11 September 2011 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

Thought this was really good!

Amy and Rory randomly lurching between soppiness and "no i do not love you, you are not the SAME"

But they didn't, did they? It was obvious he did love her, was just shocked by her being older/angrier and by his own failure to rescue her in time?

They're really pushing the Doctor fucking up people's lives thing, aren't they? As much as I'd like to see Amy and Rory back next series, I wonder if they will be given how thoroughly travelling with the Doctor is ruining their lives.

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, 11 September 2011 22:52 (twelve years ago) link

Wikipedia thinks they will appear in S7.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 11 September 2011 23:18 (twelve years ago) link

Longest-lasting nuWho companions, then!

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Sunday, 11 September 2011 23:36 (twelve years ago) link

Doctor Who, you are my favorite comic book.

Work Hard, Flunky! (R Baez), Sunday, 11 September 2011 23:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i really started to wonder as i watched this episode about when amy and rory are just going to jump ship on the doctor

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

i liked it mostly because i like things about places/planets that are seemingly devoid of people. spooky in itself.
i'm finding this seasons, and these last few episodes - and the preview for the next one - to be much scarier than previous seasons, i mean, if i were a kid i would have nightmares. but i am an adult. so i won't have nightmares. that's how it works, right?

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

This ep seemed to be all about how The Doctor can be an incidental tool to his companions, which of course was awesome

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 03:31 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, I like it when they do that--ultimately he's an alien and just doesn't GET IT sometimes, and it's nice when they play that up

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 05:08 (twelve years ago) link

It was obvious he did love her, was just shocked by her being older/angrier

I just thought Rory seemed not particularly bothered by old-Amy until she'd met young-Amy and changed her mind; even before the Doctor had confirmed they could still rescue young-Amy, Rory seemed a bit "get off me you mad old bat, where is my nubile young girlfriend", until suddenly he wasn't any more

but, fat old ginger woman grumpily reads unintended subtext into plot about ginger woman becoming fat and old and grumpy, film at 11

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 09:13 (twelve years ago) link

Still wondering why they don't give a shit about their kidnapped baby.

Maybe they've made a boibee
http://www-movieline-com.vimg.net/images/lost_squirrel_225a.jpg

onimo, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 09:46 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha

toy and candy planet (reddening), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 09:53 (twelve years ago) link

Although I am also pissed of that they don't look sad or talk about their missing child at all, I suppose this last episode did sort of deal with the issue - surely if they rescue their kidnapped baby then they will kill the River Song that they know? Mind you, what with her annoying tendency to not say anything because of "spoilers!" (die die die) then maybe they did rescue here in the original timeline? They'd had to have lost her again at some point, though, for her to become the previously unmentioned best friend.

emil.y, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

*rescue HER

emil.y, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 10:16 (twelve years ago) link

yeah i really started to wonder as i watched this episode about when amy and rory are just going to jump ship on the doctor

I started to wonder when they were going to try to kill the Doctor. Wouldn't be surprised if it was one of them in the space suit in the first episode.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:22 (twelve years ago) link

Or all of them: maybe the first-ep space suit is a TARDIS. Murder on the Orient TARDIS. Except from inside it not on it.

yr pal, Hercule$ Poirot

mark s, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:52 (twelve years ago) link

I mean, maybe I just have a more hairtrigger temper than either Rory or Amy, but between being responsible for them losing their baby and the fuckery the Doctor pulled in this episode I would have at least tried throwing him out of the tardis by now.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:58 (twelve years ago) link

Rory has had plenty of time to learn patience.

mark s, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 12:59 (twelve years ago) link

Rory has had plenty of time to learn patience.

Indeed - I was disappointed he didn't pull his 2000 year trump card when Amy moaned about waiting a pitiful 36 years for him.

this guy's gone out (onimo), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:05 (twelve years ago) link

maybe the space suit is a ship full of people like in 'let's kill hitler'

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

or just controlled by an angry amy and rory and river

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

Indeed - I was disappointed he didn't pull his 2000 year trump card when Amy moaned about waiting a pitiful 36 years for him.

as has probably been said a dozen times upthread, he chose to wait 2000 years in an unaging, untiring body to see her again. she thought she had been abandoned forever and spent almost double her lifespan so far, including her prime years, fighting every day to get older, tireder and lonelier.

challopian rubes (sic), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:43 (twelve years ago) link

he chose to wait 2000 years in an unaging, untiring body to see her again

Still not exactly easy, is it? Pretty sure 2000 years on your own makes you lonelier than 36. He's also died 143 times for her so he could maybe expect a little bit of leeway on the whole 36 year fuck-up thing that wasn't in any way his fault?

Anyway, who pushes a red button ffs?

this guy's gone out (onimo), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link

He wasn't even on his own, though. He sought gainful employment by the end there and who knows how many other people he got to talk to in his painless unageing plastic body while he waited, knowing there was a set, fruitful endpoint to his waiting.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:57 (twelve years ago) link

Also, who doesn't tell someone which button to push? Can't take Rory-stanning seriously tbh. He's such a vile wretch.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 13:59 (twelve years ago) link

Also, who doesn't tell someone which button to push?

The kind of person who'd go out with someone who doesn't reply "there are two buttons, which one?" I guess

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link

Or the kind of person who goes straight for the red button instead of the green one.

Dust, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 15:53 (twelve years ago) link

He's such a vile wretch.

No way, I'm a big Rory fan these days.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 16:31 (twelve years ago) link

Some people are into vile wretches I guess.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 17:20 (twelve years ago) link

haha I can't see Rory as vile no matter how hard I try

"hapless" otoh...

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe I've missed part of the discussion, but how is Rory a "vile wretch"? Not liking him is fine, but that's such a strong term it makes me think he's doing something truly awful that I can't remember.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, does "vile wretch" mean "sometimes a bit wimpy" now?

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

He's really gross about Amy. Possessive and paternalistic and disrespectful and condescending. I have a kneejerk reaction to him doing things like literally physically shoving Amy out of the way so he can tell someone not to look at her legs and all that "permission to hug" crap. And he's just always so sour and angry-sounding about everything, often without cause. And actually the whole guarding the Pandorica for 2000 years thing really rubs me the wrong way because it's hard not to see that ultimately as a gesture to secure Amy's love for all time or to at least guilt her into thinking she owed her love to him. Which I admit is not necessarily the subtext on the show, but is definitely something that a lot of Rory stans claim is true (that Amy owes him her love and that she doesn't deserve it).

That and when people try to claim that Amy is terrible for being bitter and hardened after 36 years without human contact or any guarantee of rescue just because Rory waited longer (in a totally different and voluntary situation) just makes me hate Rory all the more.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

Also, the fact that he's not even on the TARDIS because he wants to be or because he enjoys it but because he feels that he needs to guard/protect Amy's vagina.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:11 (twelve years ago) link

I think maybe you are still looking at their relationship as unchanged from the first half of season 5 rather than what it is now

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:16 (twelve years ago) link

The permission to hug stuff is all from series 6! And shoving her out of the way so someone can't comment on her legs is from the Christmas special. Like it seems like he's just on the TARDIS to police the exact length and frequency of her hugs and such. Because he certainly doesn't seem to want to be there for any other reason.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

My main problem with her being bitter and hardened is that it was HER OWN DAMN FAULT. Her then turning around and saying she hated the doctor because he hadn't managed to rescue her until that time just smacks of the worst kind of entitlement.

I often quite like her character, though, so I think that sort of thing is mostly the fault of the writers failing to create something coherent in the series. I almost always like Rory, mind you. Not sure how he is paternalistic when he's clearly always been the weakest one in the relationship. Perhaps in the sense of ineffectually attempting to attain some sort of imagined manliness that he feels he should live up to instead of just accepting he's the ever-faithful, ever-falling behind Mr Pond? Completely sure of why he's possessive when his wife tries to shag and run off with someone else the night before they're getting married. But as Dan says, their relationship has gone through a fair amount since then, and neither of those things is totally applicable any more.

Couldn't remember the whole 'permission to hug' bit but found this blog post on it: http://natreides.tumblr.com/post/9713633997/the-doctor-rory-amy-permission-to-hug-thing

emil.y, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:20 (twelve years ago) link

I think he's just wildly insecure, as it has been established many times who has (and has always had) the power in that relationship. I don't know why you'd read his guarding the Pandoricum for 2,000 year as some sort of devious controlling plot to ensure her submission. Well, I guess I know why, it just seems really silly to me.

The aspect about wanting to protect Amy can, I guess, seem creepy and possessive but honestly, it feels to me more like a fairly sensible reaction to the extraordinary amounts of danger the Doctor puts Amy in from week to week. If your significant other was running off to dangerous, often-universe threatening adventures, would you rather just stay home and hope it works out alright or would you like to be there? I can imagine just waiting around for the Doctor to turn up and say "yeah, Amy's dead, soz bruv" would be pretty awful.

Fans are annoying though. I can't really listen to the Smiths anymore because of so many years being around their fans, but I also know that's not the Smiths fault.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

My main problem with her being bitter and hardened is that it was HER OWN DAMN FAULT. Her then turning around and saying she hated the doctor because he hadn't managed to rescue her until that time just smacks of the worst kind of entitlement.

I dunno, I think I'd be pretty understanding of someone who is pissed off that they've been left to grow old alone.

The flipside of this is obviously her nightmare visions in The Doctor's Wife, where Rory goes nuts about how much he hates Amy for leaving him behind.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:26 (twelve years ago) link

Having reasons for possessiveness doesn't actually justify the behavior, nor is paternalism justified just because he seems to have less power in the relationship (and given that she doesn't even comment on his behavior and happily accepts it, I'd argue that's not even true). Like Rory has a choice. He doesn't have to be with Amy if her indiscretion bothered him that much. The choice of "stay with her but watch her vag like a hawk and treat her like a prized possession" is a shitty one that makes him a shitty person.

Also, I don't get how Amy's attitude was "entitled". She didn't wait a year, she waited decades upon decades in which she had a lot of time to grow bitter and twisted. She spent 36 years at war for her survival. It doesn't matter if it's her "own damn fault" (and it's a pretty heavy and unexpected punishment for pressing a button without thinking about it). x-posts

Melissa W, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:28 (twelve years ago) link

Wow, that is exactly not how I see any of their relationship. And "watched her vag like a hawk...?" is absurd.

remy bean, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

By the way, I'm not dismissing the fact that he is insecure and she is bossy – but that seems kind of 'real,' maybe?

remy bean, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:31 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know why you'd read his guarding the Pandoricum for 2,000 year as some sort of devious controlling plot to ensure her submission.

It's just hard not to see it that way given all his other Nice Guy tendencies.

But all the stuff about policing who can touch or look at her body isn't subtext, it's text. And it's gross as hell.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:34 (twelve years ago) link

You're getting pretty close to reading any nice gesture anyone ever does as chock full of insidious desires. I think it's hard to come to that conclusion.

Rory is an insecure dude, but I don't think it's insane policing. She kind of lolz at it really.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:39 (twelve years ago) link

Just because Amy doesn't have a problem with it doesn't mean I don't. Amy's a fictional character, she reflects the general view of the male writers that that kind of shit is okay and cute.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

nor is paternalism justified just because he seems to have less power in the relationship

Yeah, but what I'm saying is that it isn't paternalism at all but rather, as everyone else has said, insecurity. Which is not a gendered phenomenon, though can result in attempts to conform to one's stereotyped gender, if lack of that is one of the charges often levelled against you.

The choice of "stay with her but watch her vag like a hawk and treat her like a prized possession" is a shitty one that makes him a shitty person.

Well, it would do if that was even close to how the character was portrayed.

all the stuff about policing who can touch or look at her body isn't subtext, it's text.

Um, where? You've given two examples, one of which I think is dealt with correctly in the blog post I linked up to. The other - trying to stop someone from looking at his partner's legs - seems again to be non-gendered: I would also try to stop someone from perving at my partner. Sorry if that makes me a wildly abusive, controlling asshole.

emil.y, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:41 (twelve years ago) link

Beth Willis? Julie Gardener? Caroline Skinner?

remy bean, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

turn around Remy, or this is going to be Mad Men all over again

Gukbe, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

(jokes, obv. <3 Melissa)

Gukbe, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

Matthew Weiner is calling from inside the writer's room.

remy bean, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:46 (twelve years ago) link

It's called Dr Who, not Happy Ladies.

Stevie T, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:48 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, but what I'm saying is that it isn't paternalism at all but rather, as everyone else has said, insecurity.

Don't see how one precludes the other.

Um, where? You've given two examples, one of which I think is dealt with correctly in the blog post I linked up to. The other - trying to stop someone from looking at his partner's legs - seems again to be non-gendered: I would also try to stop someone from perving at my partner. Sorry if that makes me a wildly abusive, controlling asshole.

Two examples is enough. Though there were two examples of "permission to hug", one in which he actually cut off the hug. And thanks for the loaded second statement. I do think it's abusive and controlling to physically shove someone out of the way to get someone to stop someone commenting upon or noticing their body before they've even had a chance to react to it themselves or decide how they want it to be dealt with, if the attention is unwanted. As for "when did you stop beating your wife" second half, I'll refrain from answering.

And I should probably bow out before this does turn into the Mad Men thread again. x-posts

It's called Doctor Who, not The Nurse Rory's Insecurities Variety Hour.

Melissa W, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:53 (twelve years ago) link

Don't see how one precludes the other.

understandable human emotions

Gukbe, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:57 (twelve years ago) link

I kind of want "watch her vag like a hawk" as a dn now.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

^

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 13 September 2011 20:58 (twelve years ago) link

I mean I do not see how you can not see that Amy is the semi-abusive controlling one in the relationship. She ran away with a strange man the night before her wedding; she's pushed/whacked/shoved more people than Rory by a country mile.

remy bean, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

But, you know, she could abuse me.

remy bean, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:00 (twelve years ago) link

Understandable human emotions lead to all varieties of reprehensible shit. Insecurity being pretty high on the list there. x-post

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. I don't even know what to say to the idea that Amy is abusive tbh. Who has she hit that wasn't a direct threat to her?

Melissa W, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

Understandable human emotions lead to all varieties of reprehensible shit. Insecurity being pretty high on the list there. x-post

no doubt, but 1.) i think you're really exaggerating Rory's behaviour and 2.) the show has gone to pretty great lengths to allow us to understand why Rory acts the way he does, the basis of which isn't that he's an intrinsically shitty person because most of his actions are pretty understandable [unless, I guess, you exaggerate his behaviour)

Gukbe, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:08 (twelve years ago) link

I understand where you're coming from though.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 21:09 (twelve years ago) link

In fairness to Rory, he was manipulated into watching her vag like a hawk for 2000 years by their future daughter.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

PLASTC

mark s, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:05 (twelve years ago) link

I mean we've all been there haven't we lads?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 13 September 2011 23:08 (twelve years ago) link

well, this thread took an unwelcome turn

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 00:58 (twelve years ago) link

would you really want it any other way?

Gukbe, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

SPOILERS

remy bean, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link

I think it's way more insulting to Amy to paint her as a controlled victim.

I also think Amy's anger towards the Doctor was totally justified.

Tal Berkowitz - Vaccine advocate (DJP), Wednesday, 14 September 2011 02:22 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway it struck me that there's now a time-shift in Amy and Rory's relationship regardless of which Amy he took back with him. The Amy in the Tardis is the one that's still excited and thinks it's all a big adventure, whereas Rory is closer to the older Amy - ie "how dare you keep blundering into these situations and endangering us?"

Of course it could all be forgotten next week, like their missing baby.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 September 2011 09:02 (twelve years ago) link

Even though the episode started off technically bewildering -- which stream is the one where people with the Plague are quarantined? -- but the emotional payoff is keen (if predictable).

It threw me too but I stopped caring pretty early on. It seems to me that the writer wanted to tell a story about a man having to choose between the same woman at two different ages, and the whole sciency-fictiony premise was constructed expressly in service of that story. Analysing why the robots can't see squares is missing the point imo.

Also the fact that the episode is named 'The Girl Who Waited' and the fact that Amy has basically spent 87% of her life waiting for men (yes I'm ignoring Roryturion for the minute) adds gravity to Amy's horrific situation as a lonely 55 year old and underlines the massive scale of her 'raggedy man' hostility toward the Doctor.

Re Amy's and Rory's relationship: It plays out remarkably like people I know who met at the age of like seven and stayed together for 20–30 years, i.e. mutual distrust, uneven respect, one flirting/cheating on the other with little consequence, etc. He's a shit to her, she's a shit to him and they remain together – totally believable and real.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Friday, 16 September 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

Don't get how Rory's being a shit at all here. He didn't leave her waiting for 36 years, wibbly wobbly timey wimey did - for him it was a matter of hours and he was doing his best to do whatever it took to save her as quickly as possible. Yes he's possessive and insecure but I don't think he's quite the vagina hawk he's being painted as.

Also the fact that the episode is named 'The Girl Who Waited'

Wasn't this a direct reference to Roryturion? iirc the Doctor called him "the boy who waited" in that episode.

a hawk... watching my vagina? (onimo), Friday, 16 September 2011 09:59 (twelve years ago) link

that in turn was a reference to the doctor calling amy 'the girl who waited', when she waited for him as kid

a fake wannabe trying to be a pimp (history mayne), Friday, 16 September 2011 10:01 (twelve years ago) link

People waiting for people is the whole Time Traveller's Wife concept that Moffat built his show around (c.f. Doctor/River)

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 16 September 2011 10:11 (twelve years ago) link

Well, that episode made Mrs Chuck cry, YET AGAIN.

The hysterical emotional pitch of this season is getting a bit exhausting -- remember when we thought Moffat was too subtle? -- but at the same time it's interesting to see the show try something new. This one was so OTT it reminded me of one of the Tezuka "Phoenix" stories set in the future.

Also to note: Karen Pond's acting in this was genuinely impressive.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 16 September 2011 12:11 (twelve years ago) link

Well that sucked.

― Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Saturday, September 10, 2011 6:26 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark

Gukbe, Saturday, 17 September 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

didn't mind it. but that's three episodes running that shared quite a lot - claustrophobic environments, inner fears, malfunctioning aliens. Kinda want one where they just get out of the TARDIS and explore an alien planet.

Relinquishing assistants was decent. Rory talking about helping someone conquer a stammer/actual nursing being about helping with real nightmares as opp. to the doctor was good as well. Actual alieny stuff bit dull.

Anyone else find all the introspection can get a little wearying? In terms of TARDIS interrelations but also how the mechanics of defeating the alien work?

Also, realise it's possibly a function of having independent episodes by different writers, but the way River Pond/time baby has just been completely forgotten is a little weird.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:25 (twelve years ago) link

Favourite episode so far this series.

Beating up the Ritz (DavidM), Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:27 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, the continuity of this season seems pretty fucked up, particularly in characterisation terms. I liked the episode as it was, though they overplayed the annoying Walliams comedy character, and I also didn't get how easily Amy lost her faith in the doctor while he was still there with her and after he'd worked out the monster fed on faith and said it OUT LOUD WHILE SHE WAS THERE.

Hoping that there's some actual weird time anomaly that explains the stupidity of some of these narrative things but I doubt it, though the Doctor-Rory "you're talking in the past tense" thing was interesting.

emil.y, Saturday, 17 September 2011 21:39 (twelve years ago) link

not seen it, btw. just thought that was the traditional first post after a new ep now.

Gukbe, Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't get the plot or premise at all, but quite liked it nonetheless despite the shoehorned reference to Nimon and the whole minotaur death scene feeling ripped off from the bit in Top Ten where the giant game-playing bull phases with the spaceship.

Time Babby was dealt with at the end when Amy said "oh, if you bump into my daughter tell her to come and visit her mother, will you?"

Next week looks on the face of it to be a largely pointless retread of a story from last year that was wrapped up in the story but WHO KNOWS might just have been sequeled because of the guest star.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

oh right, missed that aldo, thanks. Thought that 'past tense' bit was the Doctor realising that Rory was subconsciously saying he didn't want to travel with the Doctor any more.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:34 (twelve years ago) link

I've been liking these closed in, claustrophobic episodes. This series has really been strong on the pain and suffering the doctor causes his companions, I hope it gets resolved well.

As for next week, James Corden's spare room with a tardis in it seem to be put there for a reason this series. It fits with Neil Gaiman's tardis graveyard somehow.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 17 September 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

plus, cybermats, it would seem

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Saturday, 17 September 2011 23:50 (twelve years ago) link

Amy "grew up" by becoming Amy Williams and relinquishing adventure for domesticity and Rory's dream of owning a mid-life crisis car. And I pretty much hate this show.

Melissa W, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link

I liked that - well, up to their return to Earth, at any rate - but I like anything with a minotaur in. Hotel of Asterion!

Was a bit similar in some ways to the one before last with the scared kid and the dolls' house, I suppose, but as someone who has a lot of dreams about weird buildings full of staircases and corridors I appreciate the vein of nightmarish creepiness that they both tap into.

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

Amy "grew up" by becoming Amy Williams

Actually totally agree with the 'ick, fuck off' about this. However, we all know that they aren't going to stay in this form of domesticity, so I'm not sure that the show itself is *actually* saying that this is the paradigm they should aspire to. Judgement suspended for the time being.

emil.y, Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:16 (twelve years ago) link

^ yeah. I share your distaste and could've done without it being tacked on the end of an otherwise good episode, but I'll wait till I've seen where this is going before I get too angry about it.

Also, minotaurs.

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 18 September 2011 00:20 (twelve years ago) link

No comments on the direction? For mainstream prime time TV that was some pretty weird direction. All those long shots to give a sense of distance from the Doctor and co... Had a very different feel to the other episodes. Voyeuristic, creepy. Seriously, that was a weird episode, really bold in its execution. Fairly spooked me.
Amy relinquishing adventure for domesticity? Don't you think you're jumping the gun? The Doctor doesn't want to put Amy in further danger, but obviously she'll be back. As has been said above, this isn't what they should aspire to. They're setting something up...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 18 September 2011 01:26 (twelve years ago) link

My reaction to this episode:

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ll7peiFOXN1qbe30io1_500.gif

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Sunday, 18 September 2011 02:18 (twelve years ago) link

I thought the entire point was not that Amy "grew up" by becoming a domestic drone but that The Doctor basically ditched another set of companions because shit was getting too real (see: the departures of Susan, Sarah Jane).

Hopefully if Melissa hates this show she'll stop watching it; life is too short to spend it on things you don't like.

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Sunday, 18 September 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link

Rubik's cube seems to be significant... supports the theory that there are two Doctors at play. In Night Terrors the Doctor couldn't solve it - this week's Doctor could. Or maybe that's a red herring. Perhaps he's solved it in the meantime. Colour symbolism... much blue in this episode. Doctor's bowtie and Amy's nail varnish were Tardis blue. Meaningful or a red herring?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 18 September 2011 02:37 (twelve years ago) link

when would they have switched places?

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Sunday, 18 September 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

during the quarantine maybe?

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Sunday, 18 September 2011 02:38 (twelve years ago) link

I thought the entire point was not that Amy "grew up" by becoming a domestic drone but that The Doctor basically ditched another set of companions because shit was getting too real (see: the departures of Susan, Sarah Jane).

Yeah -- I thought that was rather obvious. Unless you're being willfully obtuse.

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Sunday, 18 September 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

Look-In magazine! Respect due.
"With respect, you're fired" gave me a little lol.

I really liked this episode. Brought to mind how many of my favourite books/films reference spooky hotels with dreamlike moving walls etc. ALSO, I liked how Rory was the 'rational' one with no belief system to do for him.

kinder, Sunday, 18 September 2011 03:33 (twelve years ago) link

He didn't have to ditch Amy while calling her "Amy Williams", a name she clearly never wanted (and shouldn't have to want). The idea that Amy's version of growing up and losing faith in childish things is capitulating to her husband's desires and taking his name is gross. It's also gross because Amy's last name has always represented adventure on the show ("a bit fairytale", "Melody Williams is a geography teacher, Melody Pond is a superhero"), so the Doctor calling her that and saying that that's who she really is (should be) seems to represent putting away "childish" things, as if a woman keeping her own name and rejecting her husband's is symbolic of immaturity.

Not going to stop watching.

Melissa W, Sunday, 18 September 2011 04:54 (twelve years ago) link

Thought it was kind of "in reality, I'm kind of a dick. you need to realise that."

Gukbe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 05:24 (twelve years ago) link

Why on Earth would you keep watching a show you hate so much? Are you that desperate to be unhappy that you feel forced to subject yourself to things you don't like?

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Sunday, 18 September 2011 05:34 (twelve years ago) link

Because it's a show that I'm invested in and that I want to be better than it is? Because I like the concept and some of the characters? And if I dropped everything that trafficked in this particular brand of bullshit I'd quickly be without any forms of entertainment.

Melissa W, Sunday, 18 September 2011 05:41 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not a fan of the "Williams" thing, but I don't think it was about reinforcing a female-subjugated domesticity. It was just lazy writerly shorthand to signify an identity shift.

Gukbe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 05:50 (twelve years ago) link

PRIME NUMBERS!

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:01 (twelve years ago) link

also the girl from Darjeeling Limited was in this.

Gukbe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:06 (twelve years ago) link

If so, I need to watch Darjeeling Limited.

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:07 (twelve years ago) link

The fact that it's lazy writerly shorthand makes it worse though? It's the unexamined assumption that taking her husband's name=growing up that makes it so insulting. I mean, I wouldn't expect that they would do that while fully cognizant of the implications (perhaps giving them too much credit here, idk), I do think that it was a shorthand to signal her identity shift. That doesn't make it better to me, that just makes it more clear that that particular belief is just background noise to them and acceptable within the framework of how they think about women, marriage, etc. I mean, society is full of the unexamined assumption that a woman not taking her husband's name is emasculating or immature or some hairy feminist thing. x-posts

Melissa W, Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:10 (twelve years ago) link

Maybe, but maybe not.

I think the show has dealt far too much with Rory and Amy's relationship to make it as simple as "taking your husbands name is the way to have a normal existence". It's unfortunate that the lazy, shorthand for an identity-shift encroached upon an area of feminist issue, but I don't think the show that grand, subjugating claim either. At the end of the day, it's not about creating (a very specific kind of) female empowerment.

Gukbe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 06:35 (twelve years ago) link

After having slept on it, the thing I liked the most was the Muslim nurse and The Doctor's seeming admission that he'd be much better served by her as a companion than a needy, whiny, self-entitled, abusive arsehole. Although he'd probably keep the bloke who used to be made out of plastic.

Then that got me thinking - is NuWho Doctor defined and affected by his companions? Ecclescake started out out tough but the slide to Emo Doc had started midway through S1 and went full-on through S2 I WUB YOU nonsense. He gained the ability not to act in S3 and then became family obsessed in S4 which led to his eventual fate - trusting The Master and The Timelords to be doing the right thing because they were 'family', then poisoning himself to save Wilf 'for' Donna.

Over S5 and S6 we've seen him as a selfish, petulant child, who doesn't unstand how people think and often does irrational things just because they benefit him. We've also seen him throw himself at the opposite sex (Marilyn Monroe, the French Queen at the beginning of this series) whether he has an emotional attachment to them or not and as cocky and arrogant when it suits him, being abusive to the people that care about him for his own ends. Also he seems to have an inexplicable attachment to Melody/River that seems more like a family tie than anything.

Or is this just a coincidence?

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 18 September 2011 08:20 (twelve years ago) link

Thought it was kind of "in reality, I'm kind of a dick. you need to realise that."

I got this feeling from it as well. I don't think it was the show as much as it was the character that wanted Amy safely packed away into a version of a safe life that appeals to him. I don't think he cares how she feels about it. I didn't even hear him call her Amy Williams and I'm sure I'd have been annoyed by it if I had. We were already too busy complaining about yet more magic and yet more sickening Murray Gold swelling choral music, and yet more "oh the Doctor, he is so ancient and lonely, you know," business. Bleurgh.

trishyb, Sunday, 18 September 2011 08:59 (twelve years ago) link

I really hated this. I want a new Doctor, I want Gillan to go away and get a role that challenges her ability, I want the Doctor-companion relationship to be solid enough that I care even a tiny bit when they split up at the end of the episode, and I want them to drop the high concepts JUST. ONCE.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 18 September 2011 09:05 (twelve years ago) link

The fact that it's lazy writerly shorthand makes it worse though? It's the unexamined assumption that taking her husband's name=growing up that makes it so insulting. I mean, I wouldn't expect that they would do that while fully cognizant of the implications (perhaps giving them too much credit here, idk), I do think that it was a shorthand to signal her identity shift. That doesn't make it better to me, that just makes it more clear that that particular belief is just background noise to them and acceptable within the framework of how they think about women, marriage, etc. I mean, society is full of the unexamined assumption that a woman not taking her husband's name is emasculating or immature or some hairy feminist thing. x-posts

Already feeling sorry for the poor bugger you end up marrying, love.

scotstvo, Sunday, 18 September 2011 09:21 (twelve years ago) link

Likewise, asshole.

Melissa W, Sunday, 18 September 2011 09:33 (twelve years ago) link

Cup of tea please, scotstvo.

While he's making that - yeah, always worth examining the fallback assumptions of popular TV, especially in a programme that has done so much to examine sexual difference and in a series that has repeatedly presented strong woman/weak man relationships and consciously bucked marriage name tradition. Didn't actually notice the Amy Williams thing but did feel slightly queasy at the suburban house and fast red sports car for Rory.

Which of course suggests it's a quite deliberate ploy - either the doctor camouflaging them from the danger, or a more general, 'I'll give you what I think you are beginning to think you want and see how you get on, because the only companion I can travel with is a willing companion.' So they are given the most cliched and traditional set-up to play with. I don't think there's an implied judgment there that it's bad.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 18 September 2011 09:51 (twelve years ago) link

It's a bit weird to me because Amy pretty clearly was still a willing companion who was willing to take the risks involved. It's The Doctor who decided the risk was too great without asking her how she felt about it or what she wanted. I mean, obviously, he can decide who he wants and does not want on the TARDIS, but the idea that it's what Amy wanted (or is even starting to want subconsciously) seems off to me. He just decided without any input from her at all that what she should want is a house and a car and the whole Amy Williams life he thinks he has been "letting" her put off because of a childish faith in him. And everything about it was Rory's dream, from the house to the car to a wife that stays home and safe with him. I wish there had been something there that seemed more "Amy" at the very least.

I'd like to think there's something more to this storyline, but it really does seem to be about Amy growing up and putting the Doctor in a drawer with all her other childish things. And that's a pretty common fantasy trope that the girl has to leave behind adventure for domesticity whether she wants to or not. I'd love to see it subverted, but I don't have much faith.

Melissa W, Sunday, 18 September 2011 10:07 (twelve years ago) link

I definitely noticed the surname thing, esp since at the start of the episode he calls A+R "assorted Ponds"!

(unless there was further context that I missed - we were a bit frazzled when we sat down to watch it on iplayer, since we'd put the telly on at broadcast time only to realise that this was the week of the digital switchover here and the tuner took 40 minutes to retune all its channels. Got to do it again in 10 days, rssnfrssn)

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Sunday, 18 September 2011 10:12 (twelve years ago) link

Amy "grew up" by becoming Amy Williams

yeah i am with you on this one, that was bullshit

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Sunday, 18 September 2011 10:25 (twelve years ago) link

tho presumably that was their old house he took them back to, the one they were living in at the beginning of the series?

but anyway yeah for all moffat's "we have a married couple now and we need to deal with that" all they seem to do is rehash the amy's-choice domesticity-or-adventure binary foreverrrrrr -- the baby/search-for-melody stuff could have been a way for them to genuinely focus on the married couple as a partnership or w/e and they basically just handwaved her out of the way and continued with the same all-that-defines-them-is-romantic-primacy tedium.

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Sunday, 18 September 2011 10:38 (twelve years ago) link

also: "oh no your faith in me and my ~saving you~ is what is putting you in danger! stop believing me, because i just told you to, and i will ~save you~ (OH AND THEN i will ~save you~ again by leaving you behind)" is duuuuumb

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Sunday, 18 September 2011 10:39 (twelve years ago) link

It's a bit weird to me because Amy pretty clearly was still a willing companion who was willing to take the risks involved.

The only thing I'll say in the Doctor's defence here (because basically I agree with you), is that Amy has less of an idea than the Doctor has of what the risks actually are.

On the other hand, not every female companion the Doctor has ever had has been required to put away her life of adventure. Sarah Jane didn't, and nor did Martha. Also some of them used to get killed, which needs to happen more in the new series or the risks involved are frankly not that huge.

trishyb, Sunday, 18 September 2011 10:51 (twelve years ago) link

tho presumably that was their old house he took them back to, the one they were living in at the beginning of the series?

Didn't think so, the way he gave her the keys to it, but it would admittedly be odd not to take them back to their house/flat, unless he were genuinely putting them in a simulacrum of the traditional suburban ideal in order to hide them.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Sunday, 18 September 2011 11:16 (twelve years ago) link

The house in the first episode didn't have a blue door.

Melissa W, Sunday, 18 September 2011 11:19 (twelve years ago) link

oh so it's either shitty continuity or yet more timey wimey bobbins

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Sunday, 18 September 2011 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

I also didn't get how easily Amy lost her faith in the doctor while he was still there with her and after he'd worked out the monster fed on faith and said it OUT LOUD WHILE SHE WAS THERE

because the faith was ill-founded, and not based on her actual experience. she knew this, really, and was thus able to let it go

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 18 September 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

oh so it's either shitty continuity or yet more timey wimey bobbins

...or just a new house

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 18 September 2011 11:57 (twelve years ago) link

Or a lick of paint.

scotstvo, Sunday, 18 September 2011 12:47 (twelve years ago) link

Already feeling sorry for the poor bugger you end up marrying, love.

― scotstvo, Sunday, September 18, 2011 2:21 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark

could you not do this please, in all seriousness. it's rude and belittling

toy and candy planet (reddening), Sunday, 18 September 2011 13:06 (twelve years ago) link

I'd like to think there's something more to this storyline, but it really does seem to be about Amy growing up and putting the Doctor in a drawer with all her other childish things.

Yeah, this is what I'm hoping/expecting it's not. If it is I will absolutely share your revulsion. I mean, 'growing up into autonomous woman who is no longer in thrall to the doctor' would have been okay, but 'growing up into outmoded female stereotype of domesticity' is definitely not. But I actually *cannot imagine* that this programme is going to go there.

Already feeling sorry for the poor bugger you end up marrying, love.

Hooray, a justified use of the Suggest Ban button.

emil.y, Sunday, 18 September 2011 13:51 (twelve years ago) link

i really missed how Amy is going to become a stereotype of domesticity.

Gukbe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 15:30 (twelve years ago) link

emil.y otm and I also hope that that's not where Amy's character ends. Personally I think he's just keeping them both safe until it's time for him to die. xpost

"For such a creature, death would be a gift. So accept it and sleep well. (pause) I wasn't talking about myself."

I can't remember whether the doctor knows that Amy and Rory know exactly when he's going to die (did Amy tell RealDoctor or FleshDoctor? that was never actually made clear) - but at some point, he's going to have to go back to *their* past and set up his own death.

Have to believe that FutureAmy+Rory are also part of that plan somehow - it'd be odd if all we saw of them from now on were past versions of them.

Does that make sense? damn you timey-wimey.

Roz, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:06 (twelve years ago) link

i really missed how Amy is going to become a stereotype of domesticity.

― Gukbe, Sunday, September 18, 2011 8:30 AM (37 minutes ago

surely 'amy williams' was more about amy's affections being centered on rory over the doctor, and not about fealty and goodwifiness?

remy bean, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link

I think the doctor calling her 'amy williams' alone would've been fine, but that + leaving her at the door to explore the adventures of marriage + hot red car for Rory all at once, was where it went from dubious to all out ick.

Roz, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:15 (twelve years ago) link

(did Amy tell RealDoctor or FleshDoctor? that was never actually made clear)

yes it was, and he does

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:18 (twelve years ago) link

I get the "Williams" thing, but I'm not sure why NOT going on a series of life-threatening adventures = repressed wife. Don't lots of people live pretty decent, unrepressed lives when they're married and living in the suburbs? Unless we're making connections to the Toby Jones episode, in which Amy was the barefoot-and-pregnant wife of her nightmares?

And the car was just an awesome car?

Gukbe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:24 (twelve years ago) link

Because it's not what Amy wants? Nothing wrong with the quiet life other than that Amy has never once expressed or indicated a desire for it.

Melissa W, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:34 (twelve years ago) link

But what should The Doctor have done?

Gukbe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link

Asked her what she wanted instead of giving her some sort of one-size-fits-all idea of domestic bliss + Rory's dream car?

Melissa W, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:40 (twelve years ago) link

But she's coming back!

Gukbe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

It just seems to me that there's a lot more emotionally at work than there is culturally at work in this whole bungled situ. Rory is clearly along for the ride, out of loyalty to both the Doctor and Amy, but he wouldn't be doing this on his own, just for kicks. The Doctor is (I think) very aware that his motivation for including Amy is driven by (a) guilt (b) narcissism and is (c) wildly destructive to her life. He's not comfortable with her hero worship, and he's too immature (or something) to deal with it properly. Like with Rose, Donna, Martha, he's got to put her down before he kills her. He feels, rightly or wrongly, that her continued companionship will be terrible for her life. So he drops her off at home, giving her a pretty house (with a suspicious blue door) and her husband a big red car in the hopes of making a quiet, gracious exit. He's wrong – the exit provides him further control of her life - and the final 'Amy Williams' is ill-timed and a snide little pat on the head, but - at least as far as what we've seen actually indicated on screen - the goodbye is a lot more about the Doctor's discomfort w/ killing or destroying everything around him than it is with trying to force Amy into a certain lifestyle. And that's if there isn't something behind his motivation (blue door, plastic doctor copy, strange speech abt. death, his own looming awareness suggesting maybe otherwise).

By the way, I want to point out that Rory actually mentioned that Amy had beaten him with a shoe, and he flinched when she approached. Not to dredge up last week's feminist objection, but IIRC, I was chastised a few dozen posts back for suggesting she was the physical aggressor in the relationship.

remy bean, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:41 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know. Maybe you're right. Odd conversation though.

"What do you want to do?"
"Stay with you."
"No. What else?"

xpost

Gukbe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:42 (twelve years ago) link

The whole not-asking the 'want to continue' question was addressed explicitly earlier in the episode with the box of candy conversation. Of course she's going to want to continue -- who wouldn't?* *(Except Rory, who's got good reason to be done w/ all the gallivanting).

remy bean, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

Would it have been better if he got them a studio conversion in Dalston and left them with an Oyster card?

Gukbe, Sunday, 18 September 2011 16:49 (twelve years ago) link

Excluding companions from the specials

nu-Who companions who left of their own volition:

Mickey, Martha, River (tho obv she keeps coming back)

nu-Who companions who were left by the Doctor somewhere against their wishes:

Rose, Adam, Donna, Amy

I don't remember if Jack was abandoned or decided to leave. Rory, despite being psyched about the house, came back with three champagne glasses and seemed genuinely surprised that the Doctor had left them there so, while it's a safe bet that he would have been happy to leave the TARDIS for that new flat, it's unclear that he was ready to go without a proper goodbye.

Given that it is a virtual impossibility that this is the final goodbye for Amy and Rory, while I definitely see the logic behind the arguments against the show here for how it's handling the Doctor/Amy relationship, I don't think it's nearly as straightforward as "Amy needs to grow up and become a domestic drone." Setting aside the wholly reductionist idea that the only avenue open to Amy after traveling with the Doctor is staying at home catering to Rory's wishes, it's very clear to me that the series is not done with the relationship yet and that this is not meant to be anything other than plot mechanism to move Amy and Rory into position for the finale. This all strikes me as setup for the Doctor's 200 years of running alluded to at the beginning of the season; if Amy and Rory don't have anything to do with events after the Doctor gets shot and his body is burnt on a pyre, I will agree 100% with the terribleness of this goodbye. I don't think this is a goodbye, though; this is almost exactly what the Doctor did to Sarah Jane at the end of The Hand of Fear, only this time the Doctor dumped his companions at a residence they could move into as opposed to on a street corner in entirely the wrong neighborhood of London, carrying a box full of ludicrous nonsense. Also, Amy and Rory have left the Doctor for extended periods of time twice now; once for their honeymoon and once after discovering that River was their daughter. Narratively, this feels like another one of those interludes. From a real-life angle, if Karen and Arthur were leaving the series, we would have heard about it by now.

This Doctor definitely seems to be willing to stampede over the idea of free will; I feel that some amount of this dissatisfaction is intentional, as most of the storytelling from this season has revolved around how the Doctor treats most of his companions like really smart pets.

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Sunday, 18 September 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

^ kickin' post. I think there's a certain amount of paternalism that we come to expect from the Moffat-Smith-Doctor: he's 900 years old, and he's never been painted as a particularly nice and angelic fella', as was RJD-Tennant-Doctor. You can't watch the two preceding seasons and expect him to behave in a way that does anything less than veer between condescending and fawning. (As DJP put it, treating his companions like very smart pets). It's easy to read malice or perpetuation of gender/sex preferences into his actions, and maybe they're inadvertently eeking out of the writers' fingertips, but I think a simpler explanation - and more likely one - is that he's more selfish and arrogant than many other Doctors, and his darkness is directed at everyone and more obvious in his treatment of Amy b/c occasionally she dares to contradict him.

remy bean, Sunday, 18 September 2011 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

yeah I agree with DJP that it's pretty clear that Rory and Amy's story isn't over yet, but the way it was done there definitely left some unpleasant feelings.

Putting aside the doctor's God complex for the moment, I also suspect that a lot of the discomfort with this episode stems from that fact Amy as a character in general, and as a female character specifically, is kind of "problematic" - sorry to get all tigerbeatdown in here but she never really *does* anything.

it bothers me that she didn't do anything much at all last season beyond getting married, and it bothers me that she spent half of this season being unconscious and pregnant and the rest of the time having to be rescued.

but all of that wouldn't be so distasteful right now if she just showed one tenth of the strength and moxie you'd expect from a character like her in other situations - like, why hasn't she gone to look for Melody instead of relying on the doctor to find and take care of her own child? and why hasn't she, either on her own or with Rory or River, done anything to try and save the doctor (which is something that say Rose or Martha would have done)? maybe that's coming up in future episodes, but as it stands, the way Amy has been portrayed on the show really, really bugs me - she's just sooo passive.

It's a shame because she's likeable and fun and remy is right that part of the reason that Amy-Doctor dynamic is interesting is because she actually stands up to him once in a while. but as a character in her own right, it's a little sad that the writers can't seem to get her to be anything other than just funny and feisty and cuet.

Roz, Sunday, 18 September 2011 18:04 (twelve years ago) link

*"from that fact Amy" = "from the fact that Amy"

Roz, Sunday, 18 September 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link

Roz's that post makes me think Amy, as a character, is Polly Mk II

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Sunday, 18 September 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link

shameful confession: never seen old-Who. What was Polly like?

Roz, Sunday, 18 September 2011 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

By the way, I want to point out that Rory actually mentioned that Amy had beaten him with a shoe, and he flinched when she approached. Not to dredge up last week's feminist objection, but IIRC, I was chastised a few dozen posts back for suggesting she was the physical aggressor in the relationship.

Bears repeating.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 18 September 2011 18:23 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, when we were watching it last night we did say "ha ha, because domestic violence is hilarious!" This idea that it's somehow okay for her to hit him because hey, she's only a girl. It really bothers me. (This extends far beyond Doctor Who.)

trishyb, Sunday, 18 September 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

but all of that wouldn't be so distasteful right now if she just showed one tenth of the strength and moxie you'd expect from a character like her in other situations - like, why hasn't she gone to look for Melody instead of relying on the doctor to find and take care of her own child? and why hasn't she, either on her own or with Rory or River, done anything to try and save the doctor (which is something that say Rose or Martha would have done)? maybe that's coming up in future episodes, but as it stands, the way Amy has been portrayed on the show really, really bugs me - she's just sooo passive.

This is very important, I think. For a number of reasons.

I. The Doctor has kind of groomed Amy her entire life: she is bound to hero-worship him. He's visited her as a child (multiple times), delayed her wedding, co-opted her marriage, befriended her husband, returned her parents from non-existence, become (pseudo?)-romantically involved with her child and helped her babby escape, he is a crazy-magic god man, and it makes sense that she is so beholden to him, and pretty much unquestioning. It makes sense for her character, and it is an ugly role for her to be in – but a psychologically real one.

II. Amy's got every reason to nurture a private galaxy of resentment toward the Doctor, and I'm not going to be surprised if it's her wearing the spacesuit at the end. The fact that the lost baby hasn't been a major issue might be a key to this; why wouldn't she be irate with him? If it's just sloppily forgotten, it'll be very, very disappointing and a missed opportunity on behalf of the writing team. Amy's entire life has been stolen/corrupted by the Doctor, and her flat affect may be a dark fin in the water.

III. On balance, this relationship is definitely _not good_ and every time Amy bucks up against the Doctor's will, there's a kind of cathartic 'whew, finally' that I think even the least astute viewer feels, and that makes her an interesting character. This is different than outright passivity: it's repression, and fear. Ultimately, though, it's key to (my) understanding the character that the Doctor is not cruel or controlling (w/r/t/ Amy) -- he's well-intentioned but utterly reckless in his arrogance, and I'm desperately hoping (and expecting) that this will pay-off in some larger plot pyrotechnics.

remy bean, Sunday, 18 September 2011 18:36 (twelve years ago) link

but all of that wouldn't be so distasteful right now if she just showed one tenth of the strength and moxie you'd expect from a character like her in other situations - like, why hasn't she gone to look for Melody instead of relying on the doctor to find and take care of her own child? and why hasn't she, either on her own or with Rory or River, done anything to try and save the doctor (which is something that say Rose or Martha would have done)? maybe that's coming up in future episodes, but as it stands, the way Amy has been portrayed on the show really, really bugs me - she's just sooo passive.

As much as I disdain psychologizing fictional characters (also, psychology is a soft science), from a dramatic standpoint, I have to agree with Roz here, which is why I in season 5 I lost a lot of patience with Amy for being someone to whom things happened. However, that's been largely the case for all of the nu-companions, yes? But on the third hand (and speaking for myself), I don't think I got to the point of exasperation for Rose/Martha/Donna quite nearly that I got to with Amy.

Still, as for the sudden disinterest in pursuing Melody, while it's IRL befuddling, in dramatic terms I'm completely relieved. People have already remarked about the increasingly serial season-long arcs and the continually high-pitched stakes that accompany the Storytelling In Epic Mode stuff, which gets incredibly tiring. It's a selfish thing for this viewer, but I actually prefer the fact that the Doctor et al aren't pursuing Melody in an Emo Epic Mode.

Leee, Lord of Wtfomgham (Leee), Sunday, 18 September 2011 19:29 (twelve years ago) link

If I was at home I would post a picture of Elmo in Epic Mode, which is how I first read it.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 18 September 2011 19:56 (twelve years ago) link

Isn't the reason Amy didn't try tracking down Melody on her own stated baldly in River's revelation, namely that she wasn't raised by them and that she was eventually found by The Doctor, which we saw in "Let's Kill Hitler" (which Amy and Rory were around for)?

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

Also as an aside, it really makes sense to me that the dude who died every other episode would be the one most skeptical of the Doctor's motives.

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

I just watched the last episode from the previous series and was reminded that they still haven't solved the mystery of why the TARDIS blew up. How can they deal with that and all the unresolved stuff from this series in the episodes remaining? Has it been forgotten about?

the result of limited imagination (treefell), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

I love that you think for even a second that the answer to that question isn't YES.

The title of Ep 13, which I have never posted for fear of Spoiler Police gives me the fear.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:32 (twelve years ago) link

Isn't the TARDIS's destruction tied to The Silence, who are the coalition who stole Melody and turned her into an assassin?

sick yr finger up his butt (DJP), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

Oh wait. No, shush sweetie, spoilers.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 18 September 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

The title of Ep 13, which I have never posted for fear of Spoiler Police gives me the fear.

I got spoiled on this at w0rk a few weeks ago and had a sook about it

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 18 September 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

DJP:

this is almost exactly what the Doctor did to Sarah Jane at the end of The Hand of Fear, only this time the Doctor dumped his companions at a residence they could move into as opposed to on a street corner in entirely the wrong neighborhood of London (...) This Doctor definitely seems to be willing to stampede over the idea of free will

Most of the audience probably won't have picked up the Sarah Jane parallel but yeah, absolutely. It demonstrates that the Doctor has learnt from his mistakes (although in this episode his self-determined penance is a bit hard to swallow), while also reminding us that he really is a well-intentioned loner who just doesn't get other people.

Re the Doctor stamping out free will: it fits within the character of all the Doctors in that he regards himself as really the only person in the universe with any free will, and the few times that he reminds someone else of their own free will is really just him manipulating them for a greater end (e.g. imbuing Amy with that weird "you don't believe in me" minotaur-destroying nonsense).

If this show has any bearing on the motives of real human beings at all – especially mothers – this enforced domesticity would be the final straw with Amy, who should lose patience with all this bottled-up suppression and sort of burst forth as a hot-blooded maverick/warrior who wants her daughter (or at least some control over their relationship) and her space adventures, and will do anything to get them. That would be satisfying for the audience, and it would force the Doctor to regard humans with a new appreciation.

But Amy isn't even real, so fuck it I dunno. At least she doesn't get about pouting sexily anymore.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 19 September 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link

I got spoiled on this at w0rk a few weeks ago and had a sook about it

― robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Monday, 19 September 2011 08:58 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Oh yeah, I saw it the other day. It's a spoiler in some ways and sort of blindingly obvious in others. Also, knowing how misleading/cryptic this show's end-of-series episode titles can be ('The Parting of the Ways', 'Journey's End', 'The Big Bang') I doubt there's much to worry about.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 19 September 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link

he really is a well-intentioned loner who just doesn't get other people.

And also, for all the time he's spent with them, he's NOT HUMAN

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Monday, 19 September 2011 00:57 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah I think that's basically it. The doctor being a dick and seeing human relationships over-simplistically (humans who aren't with me live in houses and drive cars!) is the same thing he does with every other race or species (how often do we hear him say "on planet X everyone thinks Y and does Z"? Every week!). Too easy to ascribe that dickishness to the writer.

JimD, Monday, 19 September 2011 10:03 (twelve years ago) link

He's always done it but usually the characters and story are set up in such a way that it makes sense. In this episode it just doesn't imo, he just comes off looking a knob.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 19 September 2011 10:41 (twelve years ago) link

Really don't think it's too complicated. This is just CiF fodder.
Don't understand the objections of those who claim the writers are being arrogant in not catering to casual viewers. Why should they? What's wrong with asking a little of your audience?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 14:05 (twelve years ago) link

Right, because those well-known flops, the Harry Potter movies, were so easy for the casual viewer to dip into. Double sarcasm, oh yeah.

trishyb, Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:37 (twelve years ago) link

"What's the deal with this Twin Peaks show, it doesn't make any sense!"

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 17:45 (twelve years ago) link

A: it's actually not that complicated
B: I wish more shows required brains being on to watch them

not bulimic, just a cat (James Morrison), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 23:54 (twelve years ago) link

https://careers.bbc.co.uk/fe/tpl_bbc02.asp?newms=jj&id=40162&newlang=

Someone here should apply (unless you hate the show and just turn up on the thread to vent your spleen about how terrible it is).

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 15:51 (twelve years ago) link

should I apply in Welsh

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

cer ati!

¯\(°_o)/¯ (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 15:54 (twelve years ago) link

I bet I could write a better advert than that, for starters.

ailsa, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 16:51 (twelve years ago) link

Surely the reason the Doctor left them behind is because he knows something very very bad is about to happen to him and doesn't want Amy and Rory anywhere near it?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

Anyway the actual meat of the story was curiously uninvolving and I'm kind of missing straight-up evil aliens that want to kill people rather than poor lost scared animals in space or whatever. I strangely enjoyed the introspective bit though because I like stories that revolve around the Doctor being a selfish arse.

Next week's is the start of a two-parter right? I sort of feel the rest of the series, while good, hasn't really matched up the opening story and I'm stoked to find out what happens.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

Surely the reason the Doctor left them behind is because he knows something very very bad is about to happen to him and doesn't want Amy and Rory anywhere near it?

Yes, which is why I keep bringing up how he basically chucked Sarah Jane out on the door; it was for a similar reason. It does make a certain amount of narrative sense that the Doctor would at least try to leave his companions in a place where they could live this time around, particularly after re-encountering SJ in his previous incarnation and having her tear him a new one over her abandonment.

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

next week is the one before the finale, so it might cue that up - esp with all the links to the silence we saw in the last ep with Corden's character in it

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

afaik the last two are stand-alone episodes.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

I would love to see them do a full-on "Dalek Masterplan" type extended story as long as they had enough action/plot to sustain it (we do not need "Miracle Day Pt 2")

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:51 (twelve years ago) link

We did not need Miracle Day Pt 1!

bugeila a vag cara chudyll (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:53 (twelve years ago) link

true, although my wife is now in love with Beloved Immortal Mekhi

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 19:59 (twelve years ago) link

Oh btw, my favourite miracle day theory was the the blessing's hole was caused by adric's cyber freighter going right through the earth, and that it wanted to make everyone in the world happy and have them love it back because it was the remains of adric's soul.

JimD, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:02 (twelve years ago) link

!

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:03 (twelve years ago) link

that... is fucking brilliant and hilarious

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:04 (twelve years ago) link

everybody get out your yellow tunics

remy bean, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

Oh btw, my favourite miracle day theory was the the blessing's hole was caused by adric's cyber freighter going right through the earth, and that it wanted to make everyone in the world happy and have them love it back because it was the remains of adric's soul.

Okay, that theory almost makes the series worth it.

bugeila a vag cara chudyll (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:18 (twelve years ago) link

"... What is that?"
"It looks like... a gold-edged blue star..."

the tax avocado (DJP), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:24 (twelve years ago) link

I am touching my badge for Mathematical Excellence in tribue.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

i hope you're not within 500 yards of a school

remy bean, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:04 (twelve years ago) link

You don't know how big my badge is.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:12 (twelve years ago) link

This thread has taken a dark turn.

trishyb, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

YOU LIKE IT THAT WAY.

(Personal xpost, gentle Friday-related bump)

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 21:59 (twelve years ago) link

Roger roger.

trishyb, Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:06 (twelve years ago) link

Next week's is the start of a two-parter right?

Self-contained, with gentle touches of continuity.

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Wednesday, 21 September 2011 22:15 (twelve years ago) link

Well, that was shit.

emil.y, Saturday, 24 September 2011 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

Some cheesy moments - Amy the model etc - but a fun romp with some nice touches of humour. Nice light interlude before the whizz bang super scary finale.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 24 September 2011 19:01 (twelve years ago) link

It was *full* of cheese and mawk. And mostly boring. I really hope the finale lives up to its potential, because this section of the series has been incredibly patchy.

emil.y, Saturday, 24 September 2011 19:05 (twelve years ago) link

I did watch it with a 6 - nearly 7 - year old, which makes it all the more fun. He was very excited by the trailer for next week: "DINOSAURS in Doctor Who?! A PTERODACTYL!!!!!"

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 24 September 2011 19:06 (twelve years ago) link

I'm a season behind in my viewing, but I've checked the thread every Saturday just to enjoy the traditional Declaration of the Episode Being Shit. <3 you guys

FLAWLESS STANCE, ATHLETIC BEAST, WINNER'S POSTURE (reddening), Saturday, 24 September 2011 19:09 (twelve years ago) link

Amy was advertising petrichor perfume... so... crimson (bow tie?), eleven (11th Doctor?) petrichor (smell of dust after rain), delight (?)

WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?!

I wonder if this will be the magic riddle than undoes the Doctor's death... that would be a bit crap though, more Magic: The Gathering than Doctor Who.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 24 September 2011 19:20 (twelve years ago) link

shit and mawkish are kind of built-in w/cybermen >:(

shit bcz THE CYBERMEN HAVE BEEN SHIT SINCE PERTWEE = fact
mawkish BCZ cms are anti-emotion = it is anti-them -- wish they would unleash eg ENVY or PRIDE or ok not lust kiddies watching but GLUTTONY! use corden the way he's built, have him eat till he busts out of the cybershell

the minor characters were all pretty good; i didn't hate this, but it wasn't very involving ftb CYBERMEN, they are still actually worse than the fkn daleks

mark s, Saturday, 24 September 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

The cybermat was proper nasty. I prefer the way Moffat has used the Cybermen to RTD's armies. The one armed cyberman in the previous series was properly scary, but I don't think he's actually much a fan of them, seeing as they're basically cannon fodder in A Good Man and are all knackered and ineffectual here. They're such a familiar and uninteresting enemy that using them sparingly like this is much more effective.
I thought Matt Smith as toy department employee was lovely. Nice K9 reference too, with the robot dog not being much fun.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 24 September 2011 19:40 (twelve years ago) link

nurse gladys was in old who (as a fantastically camp pirate queen). what other minor roles in nu who have been actors who've previously appeared? crib bins any more?

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 24 September 2011 20:45 (twelve years ago) link

Nurse Gladys goes further back - she sings the song that runs through The Gunfighters.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, 24 September 2011 20:51 (twelve years ago) link

It's fine the Doctor being in Colchester the day before he dies. We know he has unusual travel arrangements.
But Amy and Rory?
a) He was only just gathering the envelopes for the invitations the next day (ie the day he dies). How the FUCK do Amy and Rory make it to the middle of nowhere in Utah by scheduled airline THAT SAME DAY?
b) If he bought them a house in London, why the FUCK were they shopping in Colchester?

Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Sunday, 25 September 2011 08:05 (twelve years ago) link

He went back in time to tidy the house, I'm sure he could do the same with Amy and Rory. And also sort them a cracking deal with Trailfinders.

What's confusing me is the timeline now. So if we're back to the day BEFORE the Doctor dies, then is this a different Doctor? Have all the events of the season not happened yet? Or are there two timestreams going on? Are the Silence messing with stuff behind their backs?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 25 September 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

the silence are messing with stuff behind OUR backs

mark s, Sunday, 25 September 2011 09:50 (twelve years ago) link

So, he goes back in time to send them an invitation? And then he forward again to Amy and Rory, fresh from their schopping trip in Colchester, and tells them he needs to take them back in time so they can get to Utah in time to fulfill his invitation? But then his wistful look when he saw them in the department store suggested he wasn't going to be involving himself, otherwise he'd have run over and said: "All packed for Utah?" or something.

I know it's only a TV show, but this is getting silly. And if they hadn't felt the need to shoehorn in a glimpse of Amy and Rory to remind we stupid viewers that their work here on this planet is not yet done, this ludicrousness wouldn't even have arisen.

Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Sunday, 25 September 2011 10:12 (twelve years ago) link

aaaaaaaagh

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 25 September 2011 10:15 (twelve years ago) link

Where did it say it was Colchester? "The Lodger" was set there, but this ep fairly early on made it clear that they had moved, with, I thought, an implication that it was maybe London.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Sunday, 25 September 2011 10:43 (twelve years ago) link

(I'll add that I may have missed something there so could be wrong - I watched it post-pub and therefore enjoyed it much more than everyone else seemed to! Paper-thin plot, rubbish resolution, but it made me do a LOL several times and Smith/Corden do genuinely have great chemistry.)

unpredictable johnny rodz, Sunday, 25 September 2011 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

I really, really want a new Doctor.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 25 September 2011 10:50 (twelve years ago) link

Nah, Matt's fine. Even at his worst he's light years beyond Tennant.

unpredictable johnny rodz, Sunday, 25 September 2011 10:52 (twelve years ago) link

WAHT

WRONG

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 25 September 2011 10:59 (twelve years ago) link

I must warn you I can and will leap through your computer screen

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 25 September 2011 11:01 (twelve years ago) link

Haha!

unpredictable johnny rodz, Sunday, 25 September 2011 11:03 (twelve years ago) link

Amy & Rory in Closing Time are a few years later than the end of The God Complex. In The God Complex they are a few months older than in The Impossible Astronaut.

The Doctor has a blue box that can travel in time - I agree it is unfair of the show to have sprung this twist on you so late in the picture.

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 25 September 2011 11:33 (twelve years ago) link

Also, Matt Smith is one of the three best Doctors ever.

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 25 September 2011 11:33 (twelve years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solway_Firth_Spaceman

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 25 September 2011 11:48 (twelve years ago) link

Agreed. Smith is fantastic.
Ok, so that clears up the timeline.
The prequel is really creepy and fun. Suggests that the Silence aren't aliens at all? Plus THAT text on the pyramid adds a further element to their play on the whole Roswell mythology.
More Mortiis lookalike Viking guy and chess... I'm starting to think those rumours have something to them. Would make sense too. I won't spoiler it though. Go and google it if you want to know more.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 25 September 2011 12:10 (twelve years ago) link

Ooh, that Solway Firth thing is interesting. Adds to the season's play on alien hoaxes/sightings. In fact it's all humans - perhaps working for some ancient evil force - engineering it all.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 25 September 2011 12:12 (twelve years ago) link

Awww, I thought that one was quite sweet really. I actually quite liked how the Doctor undercut the mawkishness with science and then decided he couldn't be arsed.

I think Smith is very good indeed, he can do both comedy and gravitas better than Tennant, and I like how this Doctor's basic selfishness and, ahem, lack of emotional intelligence contrast with Tennant's more touchy-feely Doctor.

The Amy & Rory cameo was rub though.

Matt DC, Sunday, 25 September 2011 12:18 (twelve years ago) link

There are at least 4-6 Doctors I'd rank above Tennant.

Melissa W, Sunday, 25 September 2011 12:54 (twelve years ago) link

And I really quite like Eleven/Matt Smith despite my antipathy towards series 6.

Melissa W, Sunday, 25 September 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

Lot of confusion out there regarding River. Seems fairly straightforward... River is captured again and brainwashed into killing the Doctor. Then they put her in Stormcage, which is seemingly run by the same army types Kovarian is in charge of. Presumably they wipe the exact details of who she killed. Or maybe she does. Argh timey-wimey.
Eyepatch would seem to be a device for remembering the Silence and also mind control?

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 25 September 2011 13:15 (twelve years ago) link

Also, I don't think we're dealing with two Doctors, or specifically a ganger Doctor. That's surely a misdirect and too easy.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 25 September 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

So the Rory and Amy that we see know all the events of the series because they've already lived through it. They do a pretty good job of kidding on, especially on the whole River/baby thing which it must now turn out never was a surprise to them.

I liked this as a fun knockabout thing, but three basic problems stick out.

1) 19th April was a Tuesday, which means Sophie can't have gone away for the weekend.

2) the events of this are only 8 months after The Lodger (which is during summer 2010) which isn't long enough to have a baby that age.

3) going away for the weekend is a bit frivolous considering this is at the height of The Miracle and the Not Dead have thrown the world into crisis (see also why you then shouldn't be scared of a cybermat eating you).

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 25 September 2011 15:31 (twelve years ago) link

I don't know, the Doctor says he's dying 'tomorrow' but that doesn't necessarily mean that it is the same tomorrow that horrible fuckface Corden is going to experience, right? So Corden could be further along in time?

Also, are Torchwood events canon in the Who universe? I figured Who events would be for Torchwood but not necessarily the other way round.

emil.y, Sunday, 25 September 2011 15:47 (twelve years ago) link

It's tomorrow when he holds up a paper which proves it is, yes.

I couldn't care less about Torchwood: Miracle of the Giant Earth Vaginas but the BBC commissioned both and Jack Harkness referred to The Doctor during the latest series so they have to be in the same Universe.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 25 September 2011 15:52 (twelve years ago) link

It's tomorrow when he holds up a paper which proves it is, yes.

Okay, I didn't spot this. Fair enough, this is stupid.

emil.y, Sunday, 25 September 2011 16:02 (twelve years ago) link

I'd assume that Rusty doesn't even bother to check these things with Moffatt, or he can't because one is writing ahead of the other, but then that's his fault really. You can't expect Moffatt to be required to write around what's happening in a less popular and less important spin-off.

Matt DC, Sunday, 25 September 2011 17:12 (twelve years ago) link

xpost The Doctor has the big blue box that travels through space and time. Amy and Rory, at the point this episode takes place, do not. Therefore their travel arrangements are a matter of legitimate concern.

It must have said it was Colchester somewhere. Because I didn't know The Lodger took place in Colchester, so there was no reason for me to make a link back. And I'm not in the habit of using Colchester as a default location for what have you.

Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Sunday, 25 September 2011 18:48 (twelve years ago) link

I think the paper was the Colchester Times or something.

kinder, Sunday, 25 September 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

The Doctor has the big blue box that travels through space and time. Amy and Rory, at the point this episode takes place, do not. Therefore their travel arrangements are a matter of legitimate concern

You do not need a tardis to get from London to Colchester. You can get a train. Or you can drive there in Rory's new misogynist car.

JimD, Sunday, 25 September 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Rory's new misogynist car (Gukbe), Sunday, 25 September 2011 20:43 (twelve years ago) link

I am watching the Horror of Fang Rock before bed. It's one of my favourites and arguably top 5 ever. NuWho will never get this good.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 25 September 2011 21:11 (twelve years ago) link

So the Rory and Amy that we see know all the events of the series because they've already lived through it. They do a pretty good job of kidding on, especially on the whole River/baby thing which it must now turn out never was a surprise to them.

how is signing an autograph for a small child kidding on that they don't know some stuff that happened to them a year or three ago?

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 25 September 2011 21:58 (twelve years ago) link

What, they don't remember they've had a baby? Or that the kid was stolen? Or that their mate turned out to be their other grwn up mate? Or their grown up mate turned out to be their daughter? Family events must be for shits and giggles round your place.

If this happens after The God Complex then the A&R we see here know all of this series and ergo the above. So it has to happen before, in which case why did Amy never mention being a superstar model during the entire series?

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 25 September 2011 22:40 (twelve years ago) link

The newspaper the Doctor holds up in the episode (the one that refernences someone form Britain's Got Talent) clearly states the date of it is 19th April 2011. That fairly firmly dates the episode.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 25 September 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

idgi. how does signing the autograph prove that they don't remember the events of the series? they've gone on with their lives since being dropped off by the Doctor a year or three ago, Amy's had a job as a model (or curator of a perfume line, given the name of the perfume), Rory's had to adapt to being second fiddle in a new way, etc

xp where is the date shown in The Lodger?

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 25 September 2011 22:51 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't Amy look straight at the Doctor but fail to recognise him? (I'm unwilling to trust my own judgement here since I was so INCREDIBLY bored that I may have been dozing at that point)

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Sunday, 25 September 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think she did, no.

Rory's new misogynist car (Gukbe), Sunday, 25 September 2011 23:16 (twelve years ago) link

no, he starts to step out of their line of sight as they approach, but then the little moppet runs up for an autograph and Amy only looks at the kid

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 25 September 2011 23:40 (twelve years ago) link

Just watched it a bit drunk, and didn't entirely understand it - not sure if this is the alcohol's fault or the writer's. But I enjoyed it well enough, it was funny and Cybermen are personally my favourite of the big Who villains. Cybermat with teeth was kind of daft though.

Quibble: wasn't the Doctor's death in Utah supposed to have happened/will happen 200 years in to his personal future? Has he had a couple of hundred years of adventures since ditching Amy and Rory?

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Monday, 26 September 2011 06:41 (twelve years ago) link

I agree with aldo except that it's not just a question of Amy and Rory knowing about what's going to happen in advance, if that's them after the events of the series so far and about to go through the events of The Impossible Astronaut then they're stuck in some kind of time loop.

if, Monday, 26 September 2011 07:00 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.ranger-retrocenter.com/misc/thedate1.png

OK? So the date of this episode is set.

From The Doctor's point of view, he could easily have had 200 years of adventures between The Impossible Astronaut and now. Big Blue Box etc.

From Amy & Rory's POV, this is the day they need to get on a plane for Utah and the events of The Impossible Astronaut. So, if this is after The God Complex for them then the events of the series have all happened (as in fact they must have even if The Doctor picked them up after the end of The God Complex again and whizzed them about to various other places and dropped them back in Colchester in April). So, when The Impossible Astronaut takes place, Amy already knows River is her daughter and all the other stuff because she's already found out in the future.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, 26 September 2011 07:01 (twelve years ago) link

Has he had a couple of hundred years of adventures since ditching Amy and Rory?

yep. this is covered in dialogue.

if that's them after the events of the series so far and about to go through the events of The Impossible Astronaut then they're stuck in some kind of time loop.

it's not both though. it's either well after the events of the series, or poooossibly before and they never mentioned Amy's perfumery career happening in the gap between the Christmas Carol and the Impossible Astronaut. and the chances of it being the latter are miniscule, given the name of the perfume.

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Monday, 26 September 2011 07:05 (twelve years ago) link

yep. this is covered in dialogue.

although, er, it might be in ǝposıdǝ ʇxǝu ǝɥʇ.

Hmmmmmm at aldo's xpost - newspaper prop could be an art dept fuckup like Rory's nametag in Eleventh Hour tho?

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Monday, 26 September 2011 07:08 (twelve years ago) link

Do we definitely know what date amy and rory met up with the doctor in Utah? I'm just not really seeing a problem here, tomorrow for the doctor doesn't have to mean tomorrow for amy/rory/anyone else. In fact it seems to me that tomorrow for the doctor means "months ago, before any of this series happened" for amy/rory.

Also we don't know for sure what date he dropped them off at the end of the god complex. That could also have been a few years ago for all we know, giving amy time to become a model by april 2011.

And I really don't see why the amy/rory we see in the shopping centre should need to go to utah at all? That's the amy/rory who have already done all that stuff.

JimD, Monday, 26 September 2011 09:07 (twelve years ago) link

Yes, Utah takes place on 22 April 2011. It keeps getting shown on the TARDIS screens as the death date of The Doctor.

The Amy & Rory from the shopping centre on 21 April need to be in Utah on 22 April because that's where we already know they are - unless you're suggesting there's more than one Amy & Rory.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, 26 September 2011 09:15 (twelve years ago) link

Well yeah, I think there are two Amy/Rorys. The pair in Colchester, who are having their happy ever after, some time after they got dropped off at the end of the god complex. And the pair who are about to go (or have already gone) to meet the doc in Utah, the same pair we saw at the start of the series.

JimD, Monday, 26 September 2011 09:43 (twelve years ago) link

It's the same Amy and Rory at a different point in their lives, isn't it? They can be at two different places on the plant at the same moment in (actual) time, at different points on their timeline, can't they? Don't I remember them waving to themselves across a valley in that one with the Silurians? (I hesitate to post this because Aldo knows so many million times more about the Who universe than I do. But whatevs.)

Tim, Monday, 26 September 2011 09:48 (twelve years ago) link

They know the Doctor is going to die in TWO HUNDRED YEARS of his own personal timeline. Amy and Rory are going to die in about 60. I can see why they wouldn't be 100% panicked about it.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 September 2011 09:49 (twelve years ago) link

xp And the policeman in "Blink", he overlapped with himself for sure: "it's the same rain".

Tim, Monday, 26 September 2011 09:50 (twelve years ago) link

Do we definitely know what date amy and rory met up with the doctor in Utah? I'm just not really seeing a problem here, tomorrow for the doctor doesn't have to mean tomorrow for amy/rory/anyone else. In fact it seems to me that tomorrow for the doctor means "months ago, before any of this series happened" for amy/rory.

This is obviously the case. I mean, really obviously.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 September 2011 09:51 (twelve years ago) link

So yeah, there are two Amy and Rorys wandering around, as there will have been at several other points in their travels. When we see them in the department store it's further ahead in their personal timeline then we've ever seen them before. They don't need to go to Utah for the Impossible Astronaut because they've already done that.

Doesn't mean they definitely won't go to Utah and get stuck in, of course. Wouldn't be surprised if that was part of the Doctor's plan in dropping them off early.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 September 2011 09:57 (twelve years ago) link

kill me

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 26 September 2011 10:17 (twelve years ago) link

I think people (including me) are getting a bit confused about Amy + Rory's timeline because

a) at one point the Doctor was totally against risking anyone crossing their own timeline, which admittedly seems to have gone out of the window now, and

b) if the Doctor thinks he has dropped off his companions to have nice normal Earth lives then he is being a bit dotty (ok, not out of character) if he's left two copies of them running around at the same time, I mean what is Amy's mum to think when Amy rings talking about her new house and car in London and an hour later she rings again saying "sorry I haven't called for a week, would you like to come for tea at my flat in the duckpond village", etc

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 26 September 2011 10:23 (twelve years ago) link

Also we know this is a later Amy and Rory because we've never heard anything about Amy being famous before.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 September 2011 10:26 (twelve years ago) link

Amy and Rory in Utah ...

If the Amy and Rory in the department store were an Amy and Rory who postdate the Doctor's death, you'd think they'd be a little bit fucking sadder, knowing the Dcotor was going to die the next day. Unless they're so far in advance they know he doesn't die.

But if that's the case, the Amy and Rory in the department store are just living average everyday lives (apart from being superstar models). And so were the Amy and Rory who at the start of the series went to Utah for the doctor's death.

While there can be two Amy and Rorys at the same place in the timeline, surely one of them must be a time travelling pair who are just dropping in. Can both pairs really live ordinary domestic lives at the same time? At a practical level, it's going to show up on tax and national insurance systems. Someone will notice.

Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Monday, 26 September 2011 11:45 (twelve years ago) link

I was going to go for tomorrow must mean tomorrow for the Doctor only, but it's pretty clear that:

a) Corden is in April 2011.
b) so are the Ponds who are heading to Utah to meet the Doctor (who dies on 22 April 2011).
c) So are the Ponds who are living life as supermodel-ed couple, and can't possibly be the same Ponds in b).

I can just about deal with the idea of them living in different places at the same time if both pairs were just living their own quiet lives, but wouldn't the Amy in b) be bothered by her mug suddenly cropping up on billboards everywhere?

Another explanation is that the doctor actually meets an earlier Amy/Rory in Utah 2010, before Tardis-ing them to Utah 2011, though why he'd bother getting them to go all the way there in the first place is a mystery...

(another holdover question I had from "The Impossible Astronaut" was where Older Doctor's Tardis was - we only see him in a stetson on a car, and we don't know what happened to it after he died. The first Tardis we see belongs to the Doctor who's 200 years younger.)

Roz, Monday, 26 September 2011 12:48 (twelve years ago) link

Are we supposed to believe that the doctor has been going around without a companion for 200 years? What if he is going early to Utah (in his timeline) and this screws things up somehow.

Roll on next week.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 26 September 2011 13:18 (twelve years ago) link

We need to crowd-source a complete list of questions to be answered next, s we can tick them off as we watch and double our fun.

mark s, Monday, 26 September 2011 13:27 (twelve years ago) link

xpost But I don't think he does Tardis them to Utah 2011, since that episode began with them alone frantically driving to try to make it to the appointed spot. Can't imagine he'd drop them in Provo and then say "You've got six hours to drive to Lake Silencio." Cos Provo's no fun.

Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Monday, 26 September 2011 13:30 (twelve years ago) link

(ps Fang Rock was the very first ep I rewatched in my "Time Reconsidered as a Helix of Semi-Precious Who Eps" project over at FT. I hugely prefer Matt as Doctor, but TBaker is actually not as awful as usual in Fang, and I enjoyed it quite a lot.)

mark s, Monday, 26 September 2011 13:32 (twelve years ago) link

Honestly, they could've just avoided this crap if they hadn't included the scene with the Ponds in the department store. I mean, what did that accomplish really? Proving that Amy is capable of getting a job? That modeling is a good substitute for time-traveling and saving the universe? Bleh.

Roz, Monday, 26 September 2011 13:34 (twelve years ago) link

I took the point of it to be:
(a) the Doctor is taken aback by their being there;
(b) one party gets (unobserved) to glimpse another party in unexpected byways of the timeline
(c) the Doctor has to restrain himself from getting their attention

If any of these needed achieving for urgent plot-reasons, it did so.

I'm reading his very very late-doors sense of shame-filled self-knowledge as being a nearing-death self-reflective thingie.

mark s, Monday, 26 September 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link

Roz OTM. Just because they didn't trust us to realise that the Doctor is not yet done with Amy and Rory. As if we'd forget their existence if they were absent for one episode. Risible.

The Doctor didn't look taken aback to see them. He looked wistful.

Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Monday, 26 September 2011 13:40 (twelve years ago) link

Initially he was surprised is all I meant: he wasn't anticipating they would be there. If they were only in the ep for the reasons yr saying, yr right, that's p lame. I assumed there must be more to it, but in a very "show me then" kind of a way. So perhaps "hoped" more than "assumed". I quite liked the idea that Amy becomes A BIG DEAL in the non-doctor world: but they only needed the poster for this.

mark s, Monday, 26 September 2011 13:47 (twelve years ago) link

I don't mind that idea either IF it had taken place in any year after 2011. but no, they HAD to also emphasise that this was taking place the day before he died.

As it is, it's just sloppy writing and embarrassing given how many genuinely complex timey-wimey stuff that Moffat has pulled off successfully before.

Roz, Monday, 26 September 2011 13:52 (twelve years ago) link

Amy doesn't know what Petrichor means in The Doctor's Wife, does she? if not then Closing Time HAS to be later in her personal timestream than God Complex.

I'm really hoping the newspaper was a production error now. ɥbɹɐ ʇı ʇnoqɐ ʞןɐʇ ʇ,uɐɔ ı ʇnq buıɥʇǝɯos oʇuo sı pɐǝɹɥʇdn ǝuoǝɯos ɹo

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Monday, 26 September 2011 14:14 (twelve years ago) link

Newspaper also throws up the conundrum that The Lodger takes place in Summer 2010 (as the flier for the Van Gogh exhibition states) which doesn't leave enough time for Craig and Sophie to have a 12 week (? my guess) old baby.

Other time problems not resolved include Amy's two ages in The Beast Below and the am/pm changes in Time Of Angels. There are more, I'm sure.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Monday, 26 September 2011 14:40 (twelve years ago) link

If there are two Amys/Rorys it would probably explain why he bought them that new house and made them live in Colchester. Naah, I think the whole thing would make sense anyway it if wasn't for that newspaper and the whole episode was set in 5 years time or something.

Dust, Monday, 26 September 2011 15:08 (twelve years ago) link

maybe it's an issue printed on psychic paper by the silence

mark s, Monday, 26 September 2011 15:44 (twelve years ago) link

I don't get why Moffatt doesn't just have a big timeline where he marks all these things out?

Still, I can see why the Doctor might carelessly leave Amy & Rory in the right place a few months too early, he's kind of sloppy when it comes to things like that.

A&R not being that arsed about their baby is the big annoying hole in this series though, definitely. Especially given its a baby they already know as a grown-up and has been snatched away and trained to kill the Doctor. It doesn't make sense that they'd then just carry on jaunting around as space tourists. Weird thing is, there'd be so many legitimate reasons to be going to these planets, like as part of the search or something, that it's weird these just weren't written in.

The self-contained, non-Moffatt episodes all have the air of being hastily shoehorned into the overall plot. It was fine in the first half of the season but feels more awkward as things progress.

That said, I don't buy that it's any more inconsistent than usual. It's always inconsistent, it depends all on the highs and lows. If anything I think they're both less high and low than normal - nothing that's made me go "fuck that was awful" but equally nothing amazing either, although the first couple of eps were terrific.

Matt DC, Monday, 26 September 2011 16:04 (twelve years ago) link

I'm sure Moffat would have a big timeline - surely the only way to do it - whether he remembers everything to put on it is a different matter, but main characters wd be there you'd imagine.

I was very bored by that episode, although I'm not sure there was really much wrong with it. (too many bloody living rooms in this half of the series - not enough disused quarries) but yes, they did mention it was Colchester.

Fizzles the Chimp (GamalielRatsey), Monday, 26 September 2011 18:31 (twelve years ago) link

I never understood what people saw in "The Lodger", but, have to say, I did enjoy this episode a lot. It was one of the few 'funny'/lightweight/Gareth Roberts eps that has worked. Really couldn't care less about the ming-mong-y stuff.

Beating up the Ritz (DavidM), Monday, 26 September 2011 21:10 (twelve years ago) link

Just watched - Craig definitely mentions they're in Colchester. Timey-wimey hurting my head, lot of issues mentioned discussed by us - getting to Utah by tomorrow, how do Amy and Rory not remember they are River's parents when they get to Utah tomorrow for the events of The Impossible Astronaut, etc.

Still remain vaguely confident they will be explained, but seems a lot to fit into one ep.

ailsa, Monday, 26 September 2011 21:47 (twelve years ago) link

hand-wave.gif

There you go, sorted.

Anyone expecting too much more than that probably needs to speak to someone who lived through the LOST finale.

Meh episode with some laughs and once more HUMAN EMOTIONAL LOVE saving the day. Didn't any of the thousands of people cybered up in all those other episodes have babies they loved so much they could reverse the conversion?

44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Monday, 26 September 2011 22:25 (twelve years ago) link

THEY DIDN'T LOVE ENOUGH

mark s, Monday, 26 September 2011 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

We need to crowd-source a complete list of questions to be answered next, s we can tick them off as we watch and double our fun.

down w/ this

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Monday, 26 September 2011 23:45 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.guardian.co.uk/media/2011/sep/28/doctor-who-confidential-axed

Amazed this was still a thing tbh

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Friday, 30 September 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link

I've only ever watched a few of those, and reckon it must be a real pain in the arse to work on a show where not only do you have to do takes, but you have to spend so much time in between takes explaining what you're doing, instead of just standing around smoking and freezing your ass off.

trishyb, Friday, 30 September 2011 08:48 (twelve years ago) link

i often enjoy these more than the show

koogs, Friday, 30 September 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

Even if there is a shit handwave there's no way it will be as bad as the Lost finale.

Matt DC, Friday, 30 September 2011 10:37 (twelve years ago) link

list! now!

mark s, Friday, 30 September 2011 10:44 (twelve years ago) link

Jacob?

Roz, Friday, 30 September 2011 10:59 (twelve years ago) link

The Doctor, Rory, River and Amy are all already dead and in purgatory this whole season.

Inspector Spacetime (Nicole), Friday, 30 September 2011 13:33 (twelve years ago) link

The series will end with the Doctor and all his Nu-Who companions* looking happy in a church.

*Except the black people.

Matt DC, Friday, 30 September 2011 13:37 (twelve years ago) link

list

1) WHY THE HELL DID ALL THE UNIVERSE EXPLORE

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 30 September 2011 14:47 (twelve years ago) link

britain's obtusest yoda

mark s, Friday, 30 September 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

EXPLODE

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 30 September 2011 14:48 (twelve years ago) link

The Doctor, Rory, River and Amy are all already dead and in purgatory this whole season.

Trying to fit this to a LOST template and coming up with Jack, Charlie, Boibee/Walter and Clare. Patch lady = Mikhail. K9 guest appearance as Vincent. Master = MiB. Can't fit Kate in, maybe as Alternaworld Rose who gets to shag AlternaDoctor/Jack.

44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Friday, 30 September 2011 14:49 (twelve years ago) link

(If you ignore the whole afterlife story threads of the final lost season it is about 10x better than you might recall because that was a total blight on the story and a blatant CON and BETRAYAL of the contract with the audience. I still believe this.)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 30 September 2011 14:50 (twelve years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls62yvdGCR1r3itvoo1_400.jpg

Matt DC, Friday, 30 September 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link

http://oi53.tinypic.com/2a6knww.jpg

Matt DC, Friday, 30 September 2011 14:56 (twelve years ago) link

This is assuming that people who don't watch Community are familiar with INSPECTOR SPACETIME yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMSyIgydYfs

Matt DC, Friday, 30 September 2011 14:57 (twelve years ago) link

hoo boy

Inspector Spacetime (Nicole), Friday, 30 September 2011 19:31 (twelve years ago) link

what better way to mark the olympics than reminding ourselves of the WORST EPISODE EVAR

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 30 September 2011 20:47 (twelve years ago) link

I was wondering if people outside London ----> England ---->over there can handle "Fear Her" better because they (us) aren't hearing on the news shows all the time about an impending Olympics event. Like if "Fear Her" had taken place in Salt Lake City in 1999 would I be as cranky as the internet?
answer: no one likes "Fear Her"

I'll show you the power of laughter! (Abbbottt), Saturday, 1 October 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link

I didn't like "Fear Her", also wb

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 1 October 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link

Well, that was shit.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:51 (twelve years ago) link

Well, that was shit.

― 50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, October 1, 2011 6:51 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:52 (twelve years ago) link

It also now means Silence in the Library doesn't make sense. Why would Emo Doc wonder why River told him he was really a man inside a giant robot, or more importantly why would it mean anything to him - since it not only hasn't happened yet, but never happens to HIM?

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:56 (twelve years ago) link

he might have told her more than one thing

ANYWAY, STILL SHIT

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Saturday, 1 October 2011 18:59 (twelve years ago) link

It also now means Silence in the Library doesn't make sense. Why would Emo Doc wonder why River told him he was really a man inside a giant robot, or more importantly why would it mean anything to him - since it not only hasn't happened yet, but never happens to HIM?

It only doesn't make sense if you're assuming the Doctor didn't tell River his name at any other point in her life.

I kind of enjoyed that even though it was basically kid-in-a-toyshop bollocks. The handwave was less annoying than the reset button I'd been expecting, but the implications of the Doctor lying low don't really make sense, when you consider that a later one will be presumably be hanging out at some point post-2011 and everyone will realise.

Matt DC, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:02 (twelve years ago) link

I think that might be it for me and Doctor Who. I'm sick of the speeches, the myth of the romantic, lonely Doctor, the Murray Gold music, the bullshit "everyone loves you and they all came to help save you". I wouldn't give any new programme this long to improve before I dropped it.

trishyb, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:22 (twelve years ago) link

^^^ that.

i'm going to need a couple of days for some wiki page somewhere to update so I can understand this whole series, I think. Didn't help that it was split, neither.

stet, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

Some cute nods (Brigadier dying, referring to Rory as the man who dies and dies again...) and some Rusty-type wankery (Simon Callow wanking on about shit on BBC Breakfast), but mostly completely fucking irritatingly just OK.

Still hate the Amy/Rory dynamic.

ailsa, Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:39 (twelve years ago) link

So, all you need in order to fool time, existence and everything is a robot? The Doctor's death is a fixed point only in so far as a mannequin of him will do for the death point.

Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

death part, sorry.

Viva Brother Beyond (ithappens), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:45 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, the BBC Breakfast bit was wank, like Rusty but with added Moffat at his most smug. Otherwise, the opening section was great, quite bonkers really. The pyramids as Area 52 was a nice touch.
I must admit I didn't see the Teselector as Doctor resolution coming. I'd dismissed the idea it would be something to do with the Gangers, and assumed it was something timey-wimey instead, while the solution was in clear view. Crafty sleight of hand from Moffat that.
I'm not sure the episode was entirely satisfying - it was a bit rushed, and Moffat was trying to do too much perhaps. But I think the way it sets up the next series, with the Doctor in the shadows is quite ingenious, and allows us to go back to more self-contained episodes, with the Doctor off on various adventures. As fun as the arc shenanigans were, I do think the strongest, most satisfying episodes of the series were the relatively self-contained episodes. Think God Complex and The Doctor's Wife were the best this season. Moffat would do well to write a stand-alone creeper of an episode, rather than try to out-clever-clogs himself with another elaborate arc.
Also, the idea of exploring the Doctor's past is interesting, picking up where McCoy's season left off.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 1 October 2011 19:57 (twelve years ago) link

kind of wish the episode had ended with everyone thinking the dr was dead? possibly with something involving ppl ~taking on his mantle~ or going looking for him to bring him back or really anything that wasn't so annoyingly triumphalist and handwavey.

and really anything other than that question bullshit, which was total oh my god moffat way to ruin the entire fucking forty-odd year run of this damn television show.

civilisation and its discotheques (c sharp major), Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

all downhill since press gang imho

Once Were Moderators (DG), Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:10 (twelve years ago) link

i kind of assume the "laying low bcz believed dead" doctor is being set up for a seasonful of stand-alone creepers

there was lots of misdirection and sleight-of-hand: i liked that (i'd guessed he'd be the tesselector) (bcz i am 901 years old) -- but this should have been a two-piece i think; the silence in particular got very short-changed, and a bit too much was introduced, explained, deployed and left behind in just this one ep

the "power of love" was a very cheeky misdirect: it had little role to play in what followed, and -- i am happy to believe -- was just a massive fib from river to get the doctor into the right mood at the right moment to agree to the right thing (this doctor likes that kind of stuff even if no one else does) (if river HAD set up that beacon the entire universe would have responded just like trishyb upthread; hence she didn't and was just lying and/or deluding herself)

i liked it mostly -- he's better at moments and visual oo-stuff than arc, for sure, and i'm more interested in moments and visual oo-stuff, to be honest (because the more coherent the arcs, the less timelines there can possibly be)

mark s, Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:12 (twelve years ago) link

in fact quite a lot of this ep -- as a friend just pointed out in a different timeline -- seemed to be subtly disassembling a lot of now-quite-unhelpful RTD-era continuity-baggage

mark s, Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:22 (twelve years ago) link

But we aren't going to get a season of stand-alone creepers because (and I didn't mention it for fear of spoiler police) Amy & Rory are back next year, it's already been announced. So the handwave only exists for the Christmas story, then The Doctor is back in plain view. (I retain the right to concede it's not true when Moffatt says hahaha that was a lie, I paid them to say that just to cover up what I was going to do.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

But Amy and Rory know the Doctor lives already. They'll keep it a secret so that their reunion doesn't mean the Doctor will be back in plain view to the entire universe. Then surely they'll join him on his undercover adventures? Having the Doctor as soe mysterious stranger coming to a planet to solve some problems sounds like what the old-school fans would want.
Moff has said the next season will be a return to more self-contained episodes hasn't he? Albeit with an underlying arc.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 1 October 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link

that was quite a big favour the teselector did then - entirely sacrificing the ship and everyone in it for the doctor. or have i missed something.

also, who cares that rory,amy,river and romo lamkin see the doctor die - or are silents there to witness it too, so are they still keeping the secret from them.

oh i give up. the whole apocalyptic alternate time stream that stopped existing and was reset - feels like i've seen that before. Oh yes, it was this time last year

AND I STILL DON'T KNOW WHY THE UNIVERSE EXPLODED

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 1 October 2011 21:41 (twelve years ago) link

big favour is right -- and not the sort of thing you'd ask for with a cheeky grin, surely?

stet, Saturday, 1 October 2011 21:51 (twelve years ago) link

Remember the Doctor was inside the Tesselector and said he wasn't singed when they burned the body, so presumably the crew are fine too. The Doctor may even have given them a lift home in the Tardis.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 1 October 2011 21:52 (twelve years ago) link

ok, sacrificing the ship maybe isn't so over the top. actually i'd have liked to see that rescue happening

(nb, i didn't really think we'd learn why the universe exploded)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Saturday, 1 October 2011 21:55 (twelve years ago) link

The funeral pyre skeleton with the sonic at the end of the first half series would be the Tesselecta - remember it has bones, veins, anti-bodies, so when burned it'll look like a skeleton. So the sonic would be calling the Tardis in to pick them up.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 1 October 2011 22:20 (twelve years ago) link

character we need next series: face of bo tesselecta

mark s, Saturday, 1 October 2011 22:22 (twelve years ago) link

OK, things not yet explained:

Why the TARDIS got blown up in the last series
Why did the Silence cause the Space Race
Why the Silence put the young Melody in the spacesuit in 1969 if they knew The Doctor didn't die until 2011
What the skeleton hand was at the end of A Good Man Goes To War
How they escaped the cliffhanger at the end of The Impossible Astronaut
What happens in the three months between the end of The Impossible Astronaut and Day of the Moon
Why, if the spacesuit is controlling to the point you can't resist it, it can't be just anybody and has to be River
Linked to the above, why Amy is abducted
Where the regeneration energy came from after what we now know was the Tesselector robot 'died'
How can the question 'Doctor Who?' be the oldest question in existence unless The Doctor is older than time and/or language and/or curiosity
If the silence that falls is the death of the Doctor, why did ""silence fall" over Venice in Vampires of Venice
What is the TARDIS in The Lodger
Who is Madam Kovarian, since by the end of the episode The Silence was a race again
What happens between A Good Man Goes To War and Let's Kill Hitler
Where the Doctor goes to in Let's Kill Hitler after being poisoned that needs the 'wedding suit'

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Saturday, 1 October 2011 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

ok, sacrificing the ship maybe isn't so over the top.

I woouldn't even worry about this. He probably just nipped into another time stream where it hadn't been destroyed and got it for them. Because that's what people do nowadays, it seems.

trishyb, Saturday, 1 October 2011 22:50 (twelve years ago) link

How can the question 'Doctor Who?' be the oldest question in existence unless The Doctor is older than time

doesn't have to be older, just has to have taken a trip back to the start of it all, at some point. btw i assume everyone guessed what the question was upthread somewhere, not just me.

two misuses of "you and i" for "you and me" in the episode rankled almost as much as the whole 'handwaving to pretend to tie up a bunch of loose ends in a masshoosive story arc that doesn't make a jot of sense' that this episode was. can we just get some self-contained throwaway saturday night science fantasy for kids plz? (oh and dial down the sentimentalism by about 50% maybe.)

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Saturday, 1 October 2011 22:58 (twelve years ago) link

just havin a stab at some of these:

Why did the Silence cause the Space Race

"they have influenced humanity into the Space Race for purposes of building a spacesuit, which must somehow be crucial to their intentions. " yeah yeah that just begs another question

What the skeleton hand was at the end of A Good Man Goes To War

i don't remember much but i definitely don't remember this

Where the regeneration energy came from after what we now know was the Tesselector robot 'died'

just a ruse to trick whoever was watching altho as it is the whole of time and space depends upon the doctor dying, the whole of time and space seems to be quite easily tricked.

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:07 (twelve years ago) link

ah well that's just the old flash gordon trick ...

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:13 (twelve years ago) link

"with one bound he was free" <--- answer to the world's oldest question

mark s, Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:15 (twelve years ago) link

I think most of those things that aren't explained don't really need to be spelled out. They just happen off screen and are left to the viewers imagination. What happens in those three months? Well, they're just on the run, so make up your own adventures. I don't think there's some kind of important missing chapter that changes everything here; the time span simply adds further drama.

If the Tesselecta can shapeshift then it can surely do regeneration energy too? Likewise the skeleton hand. Don't think there's any real mystery in that.
The 'Tardis' in the Lodger was a Silent ship. DW Adventures Magazine even confirmed this! The Silence obviously have the ability to time-travel if they can set all this stuff up.

Putting River in the spacesuit when it seems to control the user is a bit clumsy, but I think we can just assume that as River had been raised to kill the Doctor, the Silents wanted her to finish the job. Gives them a good excuse for having her imprisoned, out of harm's way.

Madam Kovarian is just an agent of the Silence, one of many. No mystery there.

Obviously the Tardis explosion needs tying up, but that's presumably to come. It's all part of the Moffat Masterplan, or Cartmel mk 2...

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:17 (twelve years ago) link

doesn't have to be older, just has to have taken a trip back to the start of it all, at some point. btw i assume everyone guessed what the question was upthread somewhere, not just me.

My friend guessed and I thought it was wank so I'm not enjoying him being right. Anyway if the Doctor goes back to thee beginning of time he's going to have to meet another time-traveller there or there won't be anyone who knows what a doctor is to ask the question. It's a pretty old profession but one which probably required some questions to be asked before it could be invented.

the whole of time and space seems to be quite easily tricked.

This was also a bit wank but on the other hand the fixed point couldn't be very fixed if the Silence knew what would happen and rewrote it, eh?

Bits of that were fun, bits of it were rubbish; not quite sure how I rate it overall, but it felt slightly less overdone compared to previous series finales, I suppose. (Because the whole of space/time collapsing again is, oh, no big deal...)

the ascent of nyan (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 1 October 2011 23:42 (twelve years ago) link

I loved last season so much, it was perfect to me. This, on the other hand, left me feeling very annoyed.

Inspector Spacetime (Nicole), Sunday, 2 October 2011 03:02 (twelve years ago) link

I feel like Inspector Spacetime would have handled this much better.

Inspector Spacetime (Nicole), Sunday, 2 October 2011 03:03 (twelve years ago) link

"He really does die in that first scene and that really is him. He starts to regenerate and then gets shot during that regeneration cycle, so he doesn’t live forever and he’s not indestructible.”
— Steven Moffat

http://www.sweary.com/dailyfun/wp-content/uploads/picard-o-rly.jpg

antiautodefenestrationism (ledge), Sunday, 2 October 2011 03:26 (twelve years ago) link

^ rule #1: the Moffat lies, duh

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 2 October 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

anyway he does rly get shot. if you throw quotes around the latter pronouns it holds true. but ^

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 2 October 2011 03:46 (twelve years ago) link

Why the TARDIS got blown up in the last series

a Silence did it

Why did the Silence cause the Space Race

cos they thought spacesuits looked cool (hope these two do get addressed more in the future)

Why the Silence put the young Melody in the spacesuit in 1969 if they knew The Doctor didn't die until 2011

they were hiding in time

What the skeleton hand was at the end of A Good Man Goes To War

this totally wasn't in the version I saw. having seen it now I don't think it's meant to be literal

How they escaped the cliffhanger at the end of The Impossible Astronaut

they ran away

What happens in the three months between the end of The Impossible Astronaut and Day of the Moon

they were on the run, and devised the arm-markings before they all got split up. why Rory & Amy didn't change their clothes in 3 months is the only real plot hole here

Why, if the spacesuit is controlling to the point you can't resist it, it can't be just anybody and has to be River

either: the Silence are just being super-cunty, or a weird time-heided babby is needed in order to hack the not-rly-fixed point in time

Linked to the above, why Amy is abducted

same as above

Where the regeneration energy came from after what we now know was the Tesselector robot 'died'

if the Tesselector can shapeshift into a dude AND a motorcycle, it can shapeshift some fake regeneration energy (wish they'd actually included a line confirming this though, it was the biggest griping point for me and ppl when we saw it)

How can the question 'Doctor Who?' be the oldest question in existence unless The Doctor is older than time and/or language and/or curiosity

Dr's travelled all over time and left too much of an impression on it - this is p much the whole point of blue dude's scenes. people have been asking "Dr Who?" since the beginning of time, because he's been everywhen btwn the beginning of time and now (lol tribe of gum.)

If the silence that falls is the death of the Doctor, why did ""silence fall" over Venice in Vampires of Venice

foreshadowing of Silence's attempt to kill Dr last year - not going to rewatch VoVenice to see if this doesn't work though!

What is the TARDIS in The Lodger

crashed Silence timeship. again, hope they come back to this sometime but it's probably done all it needs to story-wise by establishing pre-Impossible Astronaut that the baddies can time travel

Who is Madam Kovarian, since by the end of the episode The Silence was a race again

don't like the implication that the Silence are just a race (but if so they're totally Voord, look at their elongated heads and fondness for formal dress), but it's def established that Kovarian was a deluded Silence patsy

What happens between A Good Man Goes To War and Let's Kill Hitler

Dr drops R&A back home so they're not travelling with PTSD, searches unsuccessfully for Melody himself. even if this wasn't totally implicit in Hitler, the mini-prelude episode says so

Where the Doctor goes to in Let's Kill Hitler after being poisoned that needs the 'wedding suit'

again, hope this is a set-up for some Moffat time-rompery, but it doesn't need to be - he doesn't actually have that much time offscreen to get up to adventures, and it could just be that he fancied getting done up to act more impressive.

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 2 October 2011 03:49 (twelve years ago) link

tribe of bum, amirite

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 2 October 2011 03:51 (twelve years ago) link

shite

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 2 October 2011 06:57 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't find this worse than previous finales but I didn't like that the Tesselected Doctor seemed to be able to act just like the Doctor whereas other Tesselected ppl were more solemn and robot-like (I'm assuming that as the Tesselected Doctor's body burned on the lake everyone inside just beamed out to the mothership or escaped via TARDIS).

Or why the Doctor tells River she probably won't remember shooting him and her acting like she did at the picnic etc. but then to go "of course not" after shooting at herself. If she remembers everything then her slapping him in that diner and saying "this is cold, even for you..." would be major hypocrisy!

Seems like Silences said to each other "We found this still point in time but it would just look way cooler if she actually hides in the lake itself so let's use a spacesuit..." So why did they need to put the child in it again?

Whatever hijacked the TARDIS in TBB, it didn't really sound like a Silence and it's still not clear why they were doing it or how.

"Doctor who?" being a thing at least justifies its utterance by both the Doctor and that woman in TIA's opening scene more but the idea that this is something that must never be answered (and won't be for another year or whatever) is lame and made me have to read about the bloody Cartmel Masterplan again.

The episode title's shittiness totally confirmed within. What is the relevance of the wedding?

Is there still a time loop fuck up re Amy & Rory in Colchester (after TIA) a day before Utah/TIA?

Apart from all that I dug it :)

vag of honour (blueski), Sunday, 2 October 2011 08:58 (twelve years ago) link

TIME BABBY

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 2 October 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

Oh wait, that was just River as a kid or something, wasn't it?

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 2 October 2011 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

Oh yeah and please stop having clock or watch hands stuck as if that were any indication at all that time itself as perceived by living things was fuxxored rather than, y'know, just the clock being broken and not actually controlled by some external timey-wimey (hopefully the only time i will write that) force. Surely much better ways to do this than go 'it's always the same time of day' but still actually have night and day (as Churchill acknowledged) or Christmas (as the usual rubbish BBC self-plugging TV footage mentioned) and so on.

vag of honour (blueski), Sunday, 2 October 2011 09:07 (twelve years ago) link

Having Amy and Rory in Closing Time added some unnecessary complications, but I don't think it's actually much of a problem in terms of timeline: The Doctor has gone back to see Craig before the events of the season, so this is indeed Amy & Rory in their honeymoon period, living at home while the Doctor cavorts through time and space. He's haunted by seeing them before all this happened. Bringing the perfume in was probably just a gag, but it does complicate things a bit more, continuity wise. Agree it would have been simpler had they left them out of the episode.

Count Palmiro Vicarion (Stew), Sunday, 2 October 2011 10:13 (twelve years ago) link

It's pretty obvious to me that Moffatt deliberately painted himself into a corner at the start of the series and didn't have a clue how he was going to resolve it - exhibit A being that Canton was invited to the death (as opposed to, y'know, Captain Jack or Martha or any one of a number of previous companions) and then completely forgotten about and not mentioned by the finale.

I actually like the resolution more now I think about it - when River was giving her gushing speech I thought everything was set up for some kind of dreadful 'The Doctor triumphs through the power of the universe's love' resolution like the end of the Martha season (still the worst nu-Who finale) and steering away from that was a decent misdirect.

Mostly a bit annoyed because 'everything in time and space happening at once' was too good a concept to be thrown away as a mere backdrop.

Also I don't really buy the Doctor-River relationship by now. Killing the Doctor would be relatively early in River's timeline and I'm not sure whether this bottomless well of love that would make it worth sacrificing all of time and space was supposed to come from. It felt like Moffatt was writing with a later River in mind.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 October 2011 12:33 (twelve years ago) link

Also there just isn't really any on-screen chemistry between Smith and Kingston in a way there is between Smith and Karen Gillan/Arthur Darvill.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 October 2011 12:34 (twelve years ago) link

Or they just couldn't afford to pay Canton for a third appearance... Plotwise, however, I don't he really needed to return in this ep. He did his bit by providing petrol and leading them back to 1969. Presumably the Doctor paid him a visit at some point to ask him to take part in the staged event, but we don't need to be shown everything. Canton's part in the Doctor's 1969 escape has already established that he's willing to go along with the Doctor's bonkers plans.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Sunday, 2 October 2011 12:44 (twelve years ago) link

Hated this but look forward to the inevitable KPunk post reading the 'everything in time and space happening at once' world as dramatic allegory of the atemporal anachronesis of zombie-capitalist cultural exhaustion.

Stevie T, Sunday, 2 October 2011 12:56 (twelve years ago) link

why would 11th Doctor invite past companions to his death when none of them have met them (except Sarah Jane...in one of the other episodes where HE DIED, ugh)? amy, rory and river are the only people who have a big load of happy memories with this particular doctor.

would've been nice to see Canton in Area 52 or whatever but iirc he did say they wouldn't see him again or something.

'everything at once' is far too difficult to depict and i'd rather they just didn't bother trying really. it doesn't actually explain why steam trains are running thru the gherkin anyway (yes i know it's fun).

vag of honour (blueski), Sunday, 2 October 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

i know the martha finale (as Matt sed) is largely frowned on by a majority - but I still rep for it. I like the sheer preposterousness of flyingmagicspacejesus Doctor via psychic-world-network thing, and I'd have that time paradox resolution over this one.

(also Rogue Traders, in the penultimate ep)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 2 October 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link

Canton is invited to the death to tell the companion kru about the boat and wood and petrol or whatnot, idk why he needs more explanation

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Sunday, 2 October 2011 14:34 (twelve years ago) link

Didn't find this worse than previous finales but I didn't like that the Tesselected Doctor seemed to be able to act just like the Doctor whereas other Tesselected ppl were more solemn and robot-like (I'm assuming that as the Tesselected Doctor's body burned on the lake everyone inside just beamed out to the mothership or escaped via TARDIS).

I'm assuming they let the doctor drive so it seemed more natural?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 October 2011 15:11 (twelve years ago) link

^^^

the tax avocado (DJP), Sunday, 2 October 2011 16:12 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure where the timeline stuff finished up. The last couple of scenes with River and Amy in the garden and stuff, they felt like they followed directly on from the Doctor's death scene - but that would mean this whole season never happened so that's obviously not the case. So does it happen after Amy and Rory got dropped off after The God Complex? It has to really, but then how did amy find out the Doctor finally died (and why was she even that sad about it when she knew about it already really)(and what about her remembering herself killing eyepatch lady, *when* exactly did she remember herself doing that, cos it seems it "happened" (ie didn't happen) at the moment of his death but was the amy we see just sat at home at that point (after being dropped off), then was suddenly full of a memory of something that didn't even happen anyway)? Just doesn't quite sit (and sure, lots of the episode didn't quite sit but this is the only bit I can be arsed worrying about because it's kind of important to how the story picks up from here on).

Overall yeah it was pretty shit but I didn't honestly expect it not to be (yeah I watched lost to the end too so will probably never expect anything like this to be non-shit ever again) so I wasn't hugely disappointed, more just o_o

Brigadier bit was almost really sweet except it kind of got brushed over too quickly cos blue-head-in-a-box wouldn't shut it.

JimD, Sunday, 2 October 2011 16:16 (twelve years ago) link

Man in a blue box vs Blue man in a box. With the entertainment chip embedded he's bigger on the inside, you know.

50,000 raspberries with the face of Peter Ndlovu (aldo), Sunday, 2 October 2011 16:25 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not sure where the timeline stuff finished up. The last couple of scenes with River and Amy in the garden and stuff, they felt like they followed directly on from the Doctor's death scene - but that would mean this whole season never happened so that's obviously not the case

Thought that it was shortly after his death, but that would mean that Amy's plastic and pregnant again and no one know who River is. Am not going to try to analyse it until it makes sense though, I think the one and only explanation for any of this series is "they didn't think it through".

Dust, Sunday, 2 October 2011 16:44 (twelve years ago) link

No this is the rory and amy that were dropped off with the penis car. The Rory and Amy at Lake silence go and have the adventures of this series. Not sure how long ago they were dropped offf but Long enough for Amy to launch her own line of cosmetics and be in Colchester the day before the Doctor's death, but presumably not before Amy was last whisked away from Ledworth so as not to cross timelines (Amy is clearly showing a previously unrecognised talent for being shit hot at marketing).

RIver Song presumably barrels up sometime, let's say september 2011 straight from the forest with the weeping angels and tells mum the Dcotor is still alive.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 October 2011 16:53 (twelve years ago) link

the only way the colchester/ledworth/whichPondsarethese? works is by pretending

a) that the scene in the department never took place at all
b) that the scene took place in 2012 at the very least or later
c) that Amy and Rory left Ledworth months and months before which they couldn't have because River was conceived in the Tardis and therefore Amy would have been showing by the time they got to Utah (unless the Silence kidnapped her long before that, but then... do you see where this going? And this is just ONE small discrepancy in the whole season. Blah.)

I'm going with the first option, because it's the least complicated.

din't hate that finale overall though - just very, very unsatisfied. the Silence (race or religious order) are awesome villains that could have been used better in a superior story.

Roz, Sunday, 2 October 2011 17:23 (twelve years ago) link

bah need to sleep, so many goddamn typos

- whichpondsarethese? conundrum*
- department store*
- do you see where this is* going?

Roz, Sunday, 2 October 2011 17:26 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.shropshirestar.com/entertainment/2011/10/03/doctor-who-the-wedding-of-river-song-review/

I didn't feel as negatively about this as the reviewer but there is a lot of OTM in this review. OTOH, the comment made me lol.

the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 19:18 (twelve years ago) link

Shut up djp

DaTruf (Nicole), Monday, 3 October 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

DJP reads the Shropshire Star o_O

44.9 percent indie rock individualist (onimo), Monday, 3 October 2011 19:37 (twelve years ago) link

DJP reads Google hits for lols

the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 19:38 (twelve years ago) link

am i the only one that liked this?

remy bean, Monday, 3 October 2011 20:19 (twelve years ago) link

there are several positive reviews out there, too

I didn't hate it, I just didn't think it was an unqualified success; partially this is because I do not buy the Doctor as a romantic individual unless the TARDIS is involved but mostly because if the TARDIS helped shape River than the Doctor is carrying on with both the TARDIS and its daughter

Amy's reaction to it all was great tho

the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 20:29 (twelve years ago) link

also wondering if River is going to have a child that gets sent back in time to Gallifrey that will grow up to be Susan (ans: no, shut up DJP)

the tax avocado (DJP), Monday, 3 October 2011 20:30 (twelve years ago) link

I guess I just expected more plot points to be resolved in a more satisfying way, for me it just seemed flat and anticlimactic.

DaTruf (Nicole), Monday, 3 October 2011 20:36 (twelve years ago) link

I think the theme of the Doctor + love + family duty was pretty consistent in the 2nd half of this season, and I'm glad to see all of those themes come together, in a (to me) appropriate way. sure, the many-interrelated-stories thing was a little sloppy, but i don't think it's more so than a lot of the individual eposides?

remy bean, Monday, 3 October 2011 20:59 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.aoltv.com/2011/10/02/doctor-whos-wild-ride-ends-with-a-wedding-is-it-time-to-slow/

The more I think about 'Doctor Who,' the more I wonder about the British model of showrunning. In that mode, you get one supreme writer who farms out scripts to individuals (whose scripts are often rewritten by the head writer). There's no writers' room in which ideas get batted around by a group; there's no group taking a hard look at whether the show is repeating itself or falling into ruts. In the American model, with the majority of writers meeting regularly to debate where the season and the characters should go, in theory, there's a chance for a greater variety of ideas and for certain hobbyhorses to get ridden a little less frequently.

What you end up getting with the British model, in which one writer rules supreme, are shows that very much reflect the proclivities and interests of one person, and that can make for a more coherent vision, but it can also be dangerous, because that grand supremo's ideas don't get questioned nearly as much. If a writers' room is working right (and I don't claim that it always does), people will raise their hands and voice concerns about a particular set of moves or creative directions that tend to come up again and again. Having other writers around is a form of self-editing; it's probably tougher on the ego, but I think it's often better for the creative process.


otm

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

I liked the Brigadier scene, but it doesn't make any sense, does it? He's a time-traveler - why can't he just hang up and call back "5 months ago" or whenever?

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 06:40 (twelve years ago) link

That pissed me off too. Timey wimey blah blah but can't jump back a bit to see his old mate.

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 06:48 (twelve years ago) link

But the only day to deal with that - when the actor is dead - is to have a clunky bit of exposition. Also, the Doctor can't go back on his own timestream, or something.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 07:13 (twelve years ago) link

worth it to pay a sweet tribute to Courtney, stfu grumps imo

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 08:17 (twelve years ago) link

It's not that he couldn't jump back to see his mate, it's that he was suddenly faced with the mortality he'd been avoiding up to then.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 09:10 (twelve years ago) link

yes matt otm too

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 09:16 (twelve years ago) link

The scene where the Doctor sees Amy and Rory in the department store and some kid comes up for their autograph.

Was it just me who thought it might have meant that the Doctor had crossed over to 'reality' and what he actually observed was Karen Gillan and Arthur Darvill?

(of course, the kiddy getting the autograph might actually have been completely genuine)

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 09:26 (twelve years ago) link

It was just you, yeah. You can tell it wasn't reality because there was a cyber-rat running around.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 09:28 (twelve years ago) link

Not Actual 'reality', no. A 'performance' of it. Kiddy 'interrupting' possibly also staged, possibly not.

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 09:34 (twelve years ago) link

so in your reality Gillan has devised a perfume line that is advertised with great billboards of her face?

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 11:43 (twelve years ago) link

This is a country in which every fucking no-mark who has ever been on Big Brother has done, so that's about the most plausible bit of this theory, tbh.

ailsa, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

Was just going to say, yes.

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 12:13 (twelve years ago) link

oh, I see what you're saying. and no, that's mental.

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 12:19 (twelve years ago) link

although the name of the perfume is the only thing now making me think there's any timeline problem with their appearance there, and if I check The Doctor's Wife it might go away

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 12:20 (twelve years ago) link

What was the name of the perfume?

Or is that the second question?

Mark G, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 12:42 (twelve years ago) link

eau de pond

mark s, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 12:55 (twelve years ago) link

lol mark s

Petrichor, Mark G

robocop last year was a 'shop (sic), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 13:03 (twelve years ago) link

four months pass...

Does anyone else feel "yeah - Dr. Who starting in autumn, that works perfectly and will be great (and also boost ratings hopefully)!" but at the same time feel "GODDAMNIT Why do I have to wait so long, this is bullshit!!"

BTW anyone else try playing that "Worlds in Time" browser-based game? Totally shit, IMO.

#1 Inspector Spacetime Fanboy (Viceroy), Sunday, 26 February 2012 17:59 (twelve years ago) link

I hate waiting too

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 26 February 2012 18:42 (twelve years ago) link

This is for me the least anticipated series of Who since the final Rusty one. Last one was kind of a mess, despite some great episodes. Moffat is so much better as a guest writer than show runner IMO. I do really like Matt Smith, though.

Inevitable stupid samba mix (chap), Sunday, 26 February 2012 18:57 (twelve years ago) link

1. I'm burning season 5 for someone and trying to get it all on one 4.7GB DVD and trying to include "Blink" -- I'm not going to screw up any canonicity by leaving out the Silurian two-parter, right?

2. Just watched Hartnell's "The Daleks." Wow, do I hate Ian Chesterton. Also, strangely not bothered by the hokey lack of sophistication that bugs me with a lot of classic Who.

omar 13337713 (Leee), Sunday, 26 February 2012 22:24 (twelve years ago) link

I'm not going to screw up any
canonicity by leaving out the
Silurian two-parter, right?

You'll lose Rory's departure.

ailsa, Sunday, 26 February 2012 22:32 (twelve years ago) link

The Silurian lesbian crime fighter from Victorian London in S6 will make less sense.

Ian Chesterfield will always be good. I love The Daleks/The Mutants/Serial B etc and would (and have in the past) suggest it's top 10 of all time.

Aunt Acid and the Gaviscons (aldo), Sunday, 26 February 2012 22:37 (twelve years ago) link

Yeah, you need to tell them to watch the last 10mins of Siluria on D4ilyM0tion or something.

Wow, do I hate Ian Chesterton.

Went back in time to SB you for this.

Daleks/Mutants is monster but waayy too padded at seven eps, when you're not watching week-by-week and not knowing anything about what comes next. Let's go back and forth between the Dalek city and the Thals camp AGAIN!

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 27 February 2012 00:09 (twelve years ago) link

Grrr, he's totally a Season 1 Will Riker, being the "charismatic" young dude who keeps upstaging the older/ranking main character. His chauvanism is also nagl, imho.

Let's go back and forth between the Dalek city and the Thals camp AGAIN!

^^ My main complaint about the lion's share of the old serials I've seen.

omar 13337713 (Leee), Monday, 27 February 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link

Oh that obnoxious Chatteron..er.. Chesterton...
Lee OTM

#1 Inspector Spacetime Fanboy (Viceroy), Monday, 27 February 2012 00:33 (twelve years ago) link

Hartnell / Ian / Barbara / Susan is in top ten TARDIS teams of all time.

(I don't actually super care about Ian qua Ian)

Θ ̨Θƪ (sic), Monday, 27 February 2012 00:42 (twelve years ago) link

I'd say he gets his comeuppance enough so that his character isn't actually a problem on the show -- doesn't mean I have to like that character even if its OG as it gets.

#1 Inspector Spacetime Fanboy (Viceroy), Monday, 27 February 2012 00:45 (twelve years ago) link

Olde Gallifreyan

#1 Inspector Spacetime Fanboy (Viceroy), Monday, 27 February 2012 00:48 (twelve years ago) link

lol

Barbara I quite fancy!

omar 13337713 (Leee), Monday, 27 February 2012 01:38 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

New SPOILERS

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:35 (twelve years ago) link

Disappointed that yet again they went with pretty 20something female. I'd welcome anything else, even if it meant James Corden.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

I don't think this is going to help the feminist issues Moffat has been coming up against.

stay in school if you want to kiw (Gukbe), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:08 (twelve years ago) link

Like, a robot or a penguin or an older lady or a dude. Anything different, really.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

she could be a robot!

uh oh i'm having an emotion (c sharp major), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:19 (twelve years ago) link

non-gendered robot dog

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

I mean robot penguin

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:23 (twelve years ago) link

I had pinned my hopes on a transgender cowboy robot penguin.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:25 (twelve years ago) link

Shapeshifting alien penguin

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:26 (twelve years ago) link

too on-the-nose

THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

http://sharetv.org/images/farscape/cast/large/dominar_rygel_xvi.jpg

Rygel could have made his tv comeback!

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

Spoiler: Speaking of Farscape...

This makes me happy, at least?

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

Bum. Only 6 episodes this year.

After the six episodes broadcast in the Autumn/Christmas this year, the remaining eight will be shown next year, with Moffat adding: "Oh, there'll be more episodes than just those eight, but these are the ones we're making right now." No other details of when and what else will occur during the 50th Anniversary have been revealed as yet.

I'm hoping the new companion isn't from present-day Earth. Always more fun when they're aliens or from the past/future

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:36 (twelve years ago) link

hey it's the 50th anniversary, maybe she's susan's granddaughter

TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 21:40 (twelve years ago) link

or, indeed, susan

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Wednesday, 21 March 2012 23:00 (twelve years ago) link

Just realised they're probably doing the split season thing so Matt Smith can be the doctor into the 50th year, and then regenerate into #12, which would explain his contradictory "I'm just doing 1 more season" / "I want to be part of the 50th anniversary" statements

Not only dermatologists hate her (James Morrison), Saturday, 24 March 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

Oh god I hope so.

TURPS-DEFCON1.jpg (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 25 March 2012 09:03 (twelve years ago) link

Best Doctor ever.

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Sunday, 25 March 2012 11:37 (twelve years ago) link

If you are like me, you've only just seen these:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uStWeeEVQAc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkmiefoRcfU

Office Tebow (Leee), Sunday, 25 March 2012 23:59 (twelve years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5iwoRA2Cas

for some reason i feel sort of awkward about how... expensive this looks? why did they spend so much money on location shots, what is wrong with a quarry, i ask you

uh oh i'm having an emotion (c sharp major), Monday, 26 March 2012 14:13 (twelve years ago) link

I want my transgender cowboy robot penguin, you bastards.

Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Monday, 26 March 2012 14:16 (twelve years ago) link

Good to hear Murray Gold hasn't discovered any new tunes :/

ledge, Monday, 26 March 2012 14:22 (twelve years ago) link

the devil you know

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Monday, 26 March 2012 14:31 (twelve years ago) link

ban Murray Gold

┗|∵|┓ (sic), Monday, 26 March 2012 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

The score of Dr Who should be done on 70s synths.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 26 March 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link

77 synths

aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Monday, 26 March 2012 15:42 (twelve years ago) link

I really don't get the point of orchestral incidental music on Dr. Who, it just seems weird whenever I pay attention to it.

Smith... Frobisher Smith. (Viceroy), Monday, 26 March 2012 17:57 (twelve years ago) link

This v silly but it gave me a lot of lols and I <3 Peter Serafinowicz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJSQFzw1pEE

Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 7 April 2012 02:01 (twelve years ago) link

two months pass...

David Warner is going to be a guest star! Does that mean next season will be similar to Quest of the Delta Knights? One can only hope.

I found him in a Bon Ton ad (Nicole), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 18:41 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Posting here bc the RIP thread moved past this way too quickly

Doctor Who star Mary Tamm, who played companion Romana alongside Tom Baker, has died aged 62.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18995370

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:33 (eleven years ago) link

A few tributes here:
Doctor Who - Best Companion

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 26 July 2012 16:45 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

So, given the photos of who's in the Christmas special... what does anybody think? I am quite hopeful since I actually quite like the characters.

Also secretly hopeful the biopic of Sydney and Verity that Gatiss has announced could be kind of great.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

Had to go hunting to see who you meant--I'm very much looking forward to seeing more of them. Love Strax's butler outfit.

Also, I really hope this means the new companion is from the Victorian era--it's been a long time since there has been a non-contemporary or non-Earthling companion.

computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, with you on both of those points.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 22:36 (eleven years ago) link

For those who haven't seen it: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8ifg8YGYf1qzaomlo1_1280.jpg

computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

sweeeeeeeeeeet

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:21 (eleven years ago) link

OH GOD I

HATE

THEM

undermikey: bidness (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

Also, I really hope this means the new companion is from the Victorian era--it's been a long time since there has been a non-contemporary or non-Earthling companion.

Well, her name is Clara which has made me suspect that she might not be from the 21st century. The last time Clara was in the top 20 for baby names was 1903. Otoh, Martha wasn't a particularly contemporary name either.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Friday, 10 August 2012 03:45 (eleven years ago) link

wait isn't there one more season with Amy?

sarahell, Friday, 10 August 2012 03:47 (eleven years ago) link

Amy & Rory leave midseason, then we get the new companion.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:00 (eleven years ago) link

No word yet on what will happen to Rory's misogynist car.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:01 (eleven years ago) link

For those who haven't seen it:

DON'T DO THIS PLEASE

ʘ (sic), Friday, 10 August 2012 04:23 (eleven years ago) link

sorry, won't happen again.

computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Friday, 10 August 2012 05:14 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy1sIXLIyf0

Pilot Inspektor Leee (Leee), Sunday, 26 August 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

"My other Tardis is a Delorean"

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/26/article-2193768-14B21732000005DC-140_634x898.jpg

Roz, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 13:58 (eleven years ago) link

xp

A little tribute to Doctor Who, featuring me (as 11) and my teacher (as River Song)

!

JimD, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 15:03 (eleven years ago) link

The promo photos of the new girl remind me a lot of Bonnie Langford, they both have that cheesy smiley-ness.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, 28 August 2012 20:43 (eleven years ago) link

Haha Leee, that's great

Lil Swayne of Pie (DJP), Wednesday, 29 August 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

:-D

R=J-L (Leee), Thursday, 30 August 2012 05:42 (eleven years ago) link

*** SPOILER ***

loved this. also brilliant to see the new girl in action (and she's smart).

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

Ambivalent. THAT character was just too much like one of Moffatt's characters from Coupling - she spoke flunt sitcom. It'll be interesting to see how the end is resolved without it being all River Song again as well.

Amy as a model surely confirms the 'two sets of Ponds' theory required to make last season's timelines work too.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 1 September 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

That, and the whole divorce because Amy didn't want kids (um, River? Hello?)

ailsa, Saturday, 1 September 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

new girl looks like a pal of mine (hands off, she's taken)

ailsa, Saturday, 1 September 2012 22:31 (eleven years ago) link

Well to be fair, that's not exactly normal 'having kids'. But with no concept of how much later this is - Amy is still a successful model, so not >5 years (?) - it doesn't feel like long enough for the resentment/guilt to have grown to that extent for her to feel like she had to leave. Particularly if it's a no fault divorce (which it must have been - her ego is too big to accept the blame, as shown when it's such a big emotional thing her admitting she threw him out; and he loves her too much, as he says in the same speech, to take the blame for it all so they can split up quickly) where they must have been apart for two years already.

I didn't get why/how it took the daleks a year to find them. That wasn't explained at all.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 1 September 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

waht, I thought she *couldn't* have kids

Amy as a model surely confirms the 'two sets of Ponds' theory required to make last season's timelines work too.

idgi

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't get why/how it took the daleks a year to find them. That wasn't explained at all.

a few dalek things didn't seem to gel terribly well, but I took the whole dalek conceit to be an excuse to tell a particular story about the leads, and just let it slide

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 22:47 (eleven years ago) link

Two Ponds:

At the end of the episode with Craig in it last season, Amy is recognised in the department store by a young gril as a famous perfume model. This is also the day before (as shown in a newspaper The Doctor reads) the events of The Impossible Astronaut, which doesn't leave enough time for that Amy & Rory to get to Utah. So it must therefore be a different A&R that appear in TIA - not least because her career as a model isn't mentioned in either of the series, either in building to her fantastic success or being recognised at any point by anyone other than the little girl despite being on billboards. (See also perfume name coming directly from the dialogue in The Doctor's Wife)

The easiest explanation is that the Amy & Rory dropped in their dream home with a dream car at theend of the one with the space minotaur are 12-18 months further back and live a different life, never to meet each other. The Ponds that receive the invitation in the blue envelope, for example, don't live in the dream house - which the Pond Life interior shots prove.

But I did all this in the thread last year I think.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 1 September 2012 22:58 (eleven years ago) link

oh god yes, I forgot about the perfume model thing, cheers

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 1 September 2012 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

Wait, is that a serious suggestion or just a convenient explanation for shoddy plotting?

Episode was ok, I guess - got better as it went along. Direction/pacing/action a bit lacklustre. A few shots at the end reminded me of that terrifying scene with the robotwoman the end of Superman 3.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 1 September 2012 23:44 (eleven years ago) link

I was so fascinated yet repelled by that superman 3 scene as a kid!

kinder, Saturday, 1 September 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

This was alright, yet I found it pretty tiresome. Maybe I'm a bit bored of Doctor Who as it's currently done. WOuld love some more small-scale stuff at this point.

CGI dinosaurs in the next one look properly shoddy.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 2 September 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

THIS WAS FANTASTIC

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Sunday, 2 September 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link

I remember when Daleks used to kill people with lasers instead of by boring them to death with shitty melodrama.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 2 September 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

Admittedly it's been a while.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 2 September 2012 05:06 (eleven years ago) link

I really enjoyed this. Esp my favorite Who thing which = TRAPEZOIDAL HALLWAYS. Found the girl a bit too gabby but overall kinda likeable.

My biggest problem with Pond/Rory is that every time they go for a tearful relationship moment that's v touchign I'm just left kind of cold. Because I don't really like their relationship anyway and I'm not a huge Pond person. The timeywimeyness of their relationship also confuses things too, bc you're not sure which version of them it is and all that other extraneous stuff.

Anyway that was p yay and fun.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 2 September 2012 06:24 (eleven years ago) link

THIS WAS FANTASTIC

^^

I had a surge of irrits at the Amy model scene bcz of the timeline being so unclear but apart from that loved it*. Sooooo dense and fast, this was like a six-parter rammed down into 48 mins.

*OK they should have made MUCH more out of using all those old Dalek designs.

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Sunday, 2 September 2012 12:37 (eleven years ago) link

SPOILER POST

I was surprised that they addressed the "Rory is Amy's puppy" thing so directly but lolled that it was resolved by Amy doubling down on Rory's puppydom (was that REALLY the first conversation they had about her infertility and does Amy not know what adoption is?)

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Sunday, 2 September 2012 14:59 (eleven years ago) link

A little annoyed at the idea that causing the Daleks to forget who the Doctor is (and do they have no permanent records?) would cause them to stop attacking him - attacking (or enslaving) anything that isn't Daleks is very much their MO.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 2 September 2012 15:35 (eleven years ago) link

They were going to attack him, he got in the Tardis in time to escape. But there would have been some confusion that a strange dude had just appeared in their parliament that would probably stall them from immediately attacking giving the Doctor time to showboat a bit and get away.

There are two Amys and two Rorys wandering around at some points, the model Amy is later in her personal timeline than the one in Utah. But after Utah they go travelling with the Doctor so there isn't that much overlap with the dream home, I think.

Episode was okay, I felt kind of uninvolved by it. I don't think the character we saw in this episode is the actual new companion - the companion is supposedly called Clara Oswin rather than Oswin Oswald - and there's an explanation on the way.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 September 2012 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

Ah no, I meant the Daleks in the Intensive Care ward, when he was first wiped from the Path Web.

I did like the 'Doc..tor' scenes, reminded me of Dalek.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 2 September 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

*scene

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 2 September 2012 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

EGGS!

EGGS!!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 2 September 2012 18:03 (eleven years ago) link

Hens. I hate hens.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 2 September 2012 18:04 (eleven years ago) link

I still kind if think he should have rescued Oswin anyway

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Sunday, 2 September 2012 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

excuse my ignorance but is that not the New Companion?

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Sunday, 2 September 2012 18:10 (eleven years ago) link

It's the same actress but possibly a different character? By law every companion has to have featured in the show previously, now.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 2 September 2012 18:18 (eleven years ago) link

They've only done that with three of them, right (Martha via her cousin, Donna, new girl); everyone else has been introduced as a new character in the episode where they travel with the Doctor

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Sunday, 2 September 2012 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

Karen Gillan was one of the priestesses in that Pompeii episode.

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Sunday, 2 September 2012 18:47 (eleven years ago) link

Yus - though I am not counting Rory. Because he doesn't fit.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 2 September 2012 19:06 (eleven years ago) link

Except all the implications from Moffatt and her imply heavily this is the same person, which makes it different to Martha and Amy.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 2 September 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

Hence my how you resolve it without being all River Song same-person-earlier-in-their-time-stream-when-you-both-know-how-the-LONG-future-pans-out.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 2 September 2012 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe that's what the whole "River, you changed history!" thing from the season teaser is about

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Sunday, 2 September 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

Could be. Although it does smack of just re-using ideas (which is my whole Moff big thing, just as this episode reuses "Corner of the Eye").

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 2 September 2012 20:48 (eleven years ago) link

What implications?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 2 September 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

Can't see him taking her as companion from earlier in her timeline, because that would wipe out the Dalek memory deletion, which is obviously his big idea for making Dalek adventures potentially more intersting (ie about their actual schemes, not just them shouting at the Doctor for 20 minutes as soon as he appears)

There are two Amys and two Rorys wandering around at some points, the model Amy is later in her personal timeline than the one in Utah.

Only if he drops them at the dream house years before their adventures with him, which hasn't been clearly indicated in the show.

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Sunday, 2 September 2012 21:54 (eleven years ago) link

Can't see him taking her as companion from earlier in her timeline, because that would wipe out the Dalek memory deletion, which is obviously his big idea for making Dalek adventures potentially more intersting (ie about their actual schemes, not just them shouting at the Doctor for 20 minutes as soon as he appears)

Unless the doctor puts the idea in her head. Maybe they meet earlier in her time line, later in his and he has to put her back there on the asylum and give her the wipe the dalek memory idea in order to prevent breaking time (again)

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 September 2012 22:16 (eleven years ago) link

(was that REALLY the first conversation they had about her infertility and does Amy not know what adoption is?)

OTM. My problems with that scene: you HAVE a kid, she was called Melody, then became River. Remember? Oh yeah, and if you really want kids, you can adopt or foster some, you idiots.

I did really like the "OMG she's a Dalek" reveal, I have to say. I thought she was going to be a robot or the ship's computer. Would like it if she becomes his companion as a Dalek, but I guess that's highly unlikely.

Another annoying thing: PLEASE STOP SAYING "DOCTOR WHO?", IT IS AS ANNOYING, IF NOT MORE, THAN FUCKING "SPOILERS".

emil.y, Sunday, 2 September 2012 22:18 (eleven years ago) link

Dalek memory reset is fantastic, it means the doctor can just go around having adventures, battling aliens and this whole messianic thing can be laid to rest.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 2 September 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

Unless the doctor puts the idea in her head. Maybe they meet earlier in her time line, later in his and he has to put her back there on the asylum and give her the wipe the dalek memory idea in order to prevent breaking time (again)

Given the strong intentional character development since School Reunion designed to not have the Doctor make his companions lives worse, and that he already wiped one's memory and emoed out about it, I doubt enormously that Moffatt would have him give a companion her fondest dreams while knowing all through their years of adventuring together that he was going to wipe her brain when he was done with her or she started to look too old.

OTM. My problems with that scene: you HAVE a kid, she was called Melody, then became River. Remember?

This is in no way the same thing as raising children yourselves.

Oh yeah, and if you really want kids, you can adopt or foster some, you idiots.

It's not fair to call Rory an idiot, as he is 100% shown to accept that they won't have biological kids. And the entire break-up is specifically shown to be BECAUSE Amy is being an idiot about it, that she has built up "Rory wants kids" in her head into "I am inadequate because I can't give them to him therefore I'm blowing up the marriage."

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Sunday, 2 September 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

Okay, yeah, Rory wasn't given a chance to be an idiot about it, I guess. And I realise River isn't the same thing as bringing up a child in a family, but it was said like they'd both just completely forgotten about her existence, or decided she wasn't really their child. There was no mention, no flicker of knowledge in their eyes... it was just like she didn't exist. All they had to do to make the scene more convincing was change "have a child" to "have a family", really. Everyone would know what that meant and it wouldn't be so jarring and cold.

emil.y, Sunday, 2 September 2012 23:57 (eleven years ago) link

That wouldn't have made any sense, plus they explicitly referenced the people who kidnapped River in that argument so there was no actual need to mention her

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 3 September 2012 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

Why would that not have made any sense?

they explicitly referenced the people who kidnapped River

If your idea of 'explicit' is 'those people' or 'over there' or whatever vague thing it was they actually said, then... well, I imagine your porn is safe for children.

emil.y, Monday, 3 September 2012 00:06 (eleven years ago) link

How does "I can't have a family" make sense?

Also, maybe I am misremembering but I thought she said "after I was kidnaped and tortured by the whoever-they-were*, I can't have children", plus it was self-evident that the source of Amy's misreading was the belief that it was more important to Rory that he raise kids than be with her.

* I recognize that it doesn't bolster my argument that I can't remember their name

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 3 September 2012 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

"I can't give you a family" is maybe a little clearer, but "I can't have a family" pretty clearly implies infertility, while circumventing the problem of River. I dunno, maybe it's only colloquial British or something, but "family" equates to "kids" an awful lot of the time (even if I disagree with that as a general principle). But then again, maybe if they'd just acted a bit better the line could have been kept as-is without the weird "let's ignore our daughter's existence" thing.

emil.y, Monday, 3 September 2012 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

she said "whatever they did to me at Demon's Run."

p sure we all totally understood what she meant as it is

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Monday, 3 September 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

Is Doctor Who really that complicated or is there just something about it where people watch it with their brains completely turned off and seem to willfully miss a third of the dialogue that is actually said?

Is it the accents? I've watched so much British TV that these days characters have to be purposely hard to understand for me to miss what they're saying.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 3 September 2012 04:31 (eleven years ago) link

NB - this is seems to be an issue on other forums that are explicitly whoniverse-fandom based, and was just as bad when RTD was writing decidedly less continuity-heavy material (like it took a few hundred posts on one thread before everyone understood the whole radiation situation in Journey's End)...

I am just baffled by others' bafflement.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 3 September 2012 04:41 (eleven years ago) link

well, people on this thread have just seen Dr Who on the TV and probably weren't paying 100% attention to the dialogue nor had the ability to rewind and check stuff.

it remains super irritating to me that dr who exists in a universe in which adoption does not exist but iirc Amy did say something slightly longer, like
"you want kids! even when you were a kid, you wanted kids" <-- this isn't denying River's existence, this is talking about Rory wanting the experience of bringing up children in its normative generic sense, which they have not had w/ best-friend-Mels and River-dropping-in-sometimes.

(also i liked that rory was being a total dick ("come on, we both know i'm the one who loves most out of the pair of us"), not just a martyr)

i have been historically against the thing where moffat makes characters say "doctor WHO?" but this time it was p funny and satisfying. dalek reset! that + the bit where he 'died' at lake silentio = maybe there really won't be so much of that i-am-the-doctor-what-have-you-heard-about-me nonsense this time.

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Monday, 3 September 2012 07:34 (eleven years ago) link

Playful or not, I don't like the inter-spousal slapping thing and hope they never do it again - and as to the "Doctor who?" thing, I remember the John Waters dictum about that sinking sense of dread you get when a character shoehorns the title of the show/film into dialogue, unless the film is supercampy. Otherwise the episode left me a bit giddy.

That hallucinatory shot of the spinning ballerina is one of the most gorgeous pieces of filming I've ever seen. Keep going to iPlayer to rewind just that, and totally boggle at its beauty.

see inlaycard for details (suzy), Monday, 3 September 2012 08:07 (eleven years ago) link

Is Doctor Who really that complicated or is there just something about it where people watch it with their brains completely turned off and seem to willfully miss a third of the dialogue that is actually said?

Sometimes the music is so overpowering and awful that I can't hear what people are saying. This might the fault of the speaker system we use, or it could be that the music is genuinely overpowering and awful.

My problem with this revelation wasn't so much its logical consistency within the show's universe as I'm just sick of every programme that features a couple having to tackle the problems associated with an inability to have children. Sure, in soaps, which are about nothing but relationships, or in serious family dramas, go ahead. But in Doctor Who? Can't we just have more aliens?

trishyb, Monday, 3 September 2012 08:09 (eleven years ago) link

unless the film is supercampy

I have some news that may be upsetting to you

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Monday, 3 September 2012 08:15 (eleven years ago) link

Seriously don't think you've ever provided news to me, don't ever change...

see inlaycard for details (suzy), Monday, 3 September 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

I quite enjoyed that

but it has to be said that every time an RTD episode had a convenient plot point of fending off doom by clinging on to good old human love-type emotions I would be on this thread afterwards moaning and vomiting, so I'd better do it for Moffat too: that bit was rubbish, or at least the bit where it was suddenly decided that the dalekification process was 100% halted forever with no need for further action

(maybe Amy's part-Dalek nature is going to come back in future episodes though, and I reserve the right to think that's rubbish too, because thinking things are rubbish is what I do)

still small voice of clam (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 3 September 2012 08:59 (eleven years ago) link

"The Doctor has an anti-daleking machine in the TARDIS. He's got everything in there." That seems to be the most popular online handwave.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 3 September 2012 09:29 (eleven years ago) link

I would even have been happy with that if it had been shown on screen. Y'know, the Doctor waving his sonic screwdriver at a colander placed on Amy's head going "there we are, no more Dalek Amy", that would be all the level of explanation I need.

I'd probably still have complained on this thread about love saving the universe again, mind.

still small voice of clam (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 3 September 2012 09:39 (eleven years ago) link

I am a little concerned with plot manifesting itself through threats to Amy's bodily integrity, mind (Weeping Angelification, Pregnancy, Dalekification).

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 September 2012 09:43 (eleven years ago) link

Another annoying thing: PLEASE STOP SAYING "DOCTOR WHO?", IT IS AS ANNOYING, IF NOT MORE, THAN FUCKING "SPOILERS".

God I hate this so much. Even Rusty new this was beyond the pale.

Matt DC, Monday, 3 September 2012 09:45 (eleven years ago) link

And it doesn't even make sense in his own continuity.

"On the fields of Trenzelor, at the fall of the Eleventh, when no living creature can speak falsely or fail to answer, a question will be asked—one that must never be answered. And Silence must fall when the question is asked."

So where are the Silence falling then? After all, they weren't defeated at the end of the last series - they were encouraged to believe they'd won after The Doctor faked his own death, so they lost interest in him. You can maybe forgive them not noticing a blue head in a box saying it, but the entire parliament of daleks shouting it repeatedly? You'd have to think it might attract their attention.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 3 September 2012 09:56 (eleven years ago) link

Oh ok, yeah -- the whole "can't have a family" plot point was pretty weak and nonsensical in general. Now I feel terrible that I'm so used to bad TV plotting that I didn't bat an eye. It doesn't really fit at all. It seemed unnecessary to even make Amy and Rory's marriage on the rocks. My apologies for basically saying 'how can you not quite understanding this extremely stupid thing that came out of leftfield, they explained it in the show!?', mea culpa.

Although I suppose I did buy the idea that Amy would preemptively ditch Rory because she thought he would stop loving her... she's been written and portrayed as pretty rash and not the most rational. But yeah, what was even the point of that? I still don't think Moffatt's being intentionally sexist, he's just terrible at putting relationship drama into a sci-fi family adventure (yet he keeps trying to do it!).

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 3 September 2012 10:00 (eleven years ago) link

Gadget-plot-speculation-go!

I think that what they might be going for is a super version of what just happens, where the Doctor not only is known as dead but is never known to have existed, so the Silence can hold a meeting like the one before the Pandorica, and says "The Doctor has come back!" and everyone says "Doctor Who?" and then the Silence's eyes roll so far back that their heads explode.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 September 2012 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

hah.

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Monday, 3 September 2012 14:04 (eleven years ago) link

God, I think I've just worked it out.

The problem with Rory and Amy's relationship is that because of what was done to her they can't have kids. Any more kids, rather, except for River who didn't have a normal growing up process. But it remains she's their child, the product of both of them, and bringing her up would be exactly what Amy thinks Rory wants.

At the end of The Impossible Astronaut, the child River from the spacesuit regenerates into a toddler in 1969 NYC. She says later, I think in Let's Kill Hitler, that we wouldn't believe how she managed to survive it. Now, I know it's far fetched, but imagine if you had a plot device that let you travel anywhere in space and time. You could make everything all right for your main cast members...

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 3 September 2012 14:21 (eleven years ago) link

That is almost certainly 100% correct.

Matt DC, Monday, 3 September 2012 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

I see someone else read the Adventures of Cyclops and Phoenix miniseries, too

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 3 September 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

Although the one flaw with this plan is that Mels grew up with Rory and Amy and remained a psychotic killer

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 3 September 2012 14:31 (eleven years ago) link

Wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey. Possibly not a "fixed point".

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 3 September 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

Would lol if somehow Mels was dropped off with Martha and Jack and raised as a ward of Torchwood

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 3 September 2012 14:36 (eleven years ago) link

Sometimes the music is so overpowering and awful

All of the time tbh

VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 3 September 2012 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

nother annoying thing: PLEASE STOP SAYING "DOCTOR WHO?", IT IS AS ANNOYING, IF NOT MORE, THAN FUCKING "SPOILERS".

God I hate this so much. Even Rusty new this was beyond the pale.

― Matt DC, Monday, September 3, 2012 9:45 AM (6 hours ago)

Reckon they're allowed to say it once a series as a silly joke. Not have it repeated as a way to end an episode.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 3 September 2012 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

I cant say I like it at all.

VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 3 September 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

At the end of The Impossible Astronaut, the child River from the spacesuit regenerates into a toddler in 1969 NYC.

I don't think we saw what she regenerated into, did we? She was a kid in the alley in NYC, she started to regenerate, THE END

Godzilla vs. Rodan Rodannadanna (The Yellow Kid), Monday, 3 September 2012 18:55 (eleven years ago) link

She regenerated into Mel, no?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 September 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

No, she specifically says (in LKH, I'm sure) that she's a toddler. Plus, were she to regenerate into Mel she'd need to halt her aging for the next 20 years then start aging normally (as shown in LKH, where she goes to school at the same time as Amy and ages with her). Seems unlikely.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 3 September 2012 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know if this was fully explained, or if it's just sloppy plotting, but I just assumed she was zoomed forward in time and planted with the Ponds by the Silence.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Monday, 3 September 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

Also on rewatching I'd forgotten all the eye-rolling dialogue. "On a scale of one to ten.. eleven" "Well this is a change" "Who killed the Daleks/Who do you think?"

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 September 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

No, it's deliberately explained she had to survive as a toddler in NYC.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 3 September 2012 19:27 (eleven years ago) link

But Wait! Mel unintentionally saved Hitler's life before he invaded Poland, and if anything is a fixed point in the whonivere its World War Bloody Two (this is why the Doctor knew Time Was Broken when the Daleks showed up as Churchill's secret weapon... he didn't suspect wide ranging time-tampering when they showed up in 1920's NYC) The existence of that regeneration of River Song has to be conserved... now I'm going to have to rewatch Let's Kill Hitler to see if Moffat wrote in some kind of an escape clause for himself.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Monday, 3 September 2012 19:28 (eleven years ago) link

You know what I got the most>

EGGS EGGS I SAID EGGS EGGS LIKE A HEN LAYS I HATE HENS

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 3 September 2012 21:11 (eleven years ago) link

eggs tern hen ate (ate like in eating an egg)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 3 September 2012 21:58 (eleven years ago) link

oeuf never bird oeuf tit

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 3 September 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

that bit was rubbish, or at least the bit where it was suddenly decided that the dalekification process was 100% halted forever with no need for further action

(maybe Amy's part-Dalek nature is going to come back in future episodes though, and I reserve the right to think that's rubbish too, because thinking things are rubbish is what I do)

We don't know how long she was uniknowingly wearing the anti-nano braclet thingy, which presumably stops and reverses dalekification. It was that which saved her, not the love stuff. That was just a trick by the Doctor to get them back together. Come on, people, pay attention!

computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:00 (eleven years ago) link

Haha come on, past history shows that most people don't pay attention to what they watch

BTW I was trying to watch this with my parents and they kept having long, loud side conversations that forced me to restart the program multiple times until they got the hint and left me alone, lol. I'm such a good son.

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

She says later, I think in Let's Kill Hitler, that we wouldn't believe how she managed to survive it.

Don’t remember this.

Wibbly-wobbly-timey-wimey. Possibly not a "fixed point".

Strongly doubt that Moffatt would rewind and rewrite his entire timeline from last year, especially in one of four episodes that are specifically branded as being stand-alone. (Also especially as the trick nature of the timeline was one of the biggest points of last year, but not as especially.)

No, she specifically says (in LKH, I'm sure) that she's a toddler. Plus, were she to regenerate into Mel she'd need to halt her aging for the next 20 years then start aging normally (as shown in LKH, where she goes to school at the same time as Amy and ages with her). Seems unlikely.

They cover this specifically in dialogue within two minutes of Mels regenerating into River – River says she might take her age down a little every year, “just to mess with people;” thus establishing that she’s able to manipulate her apparent age in exactly the way Mels would have had to after her first 20-some years in that body.

Also, you’re saying it’s “unlikely” that Time Lords can halt their apparent aging for twenty years, when we’ve seen onscreen, implicitly and explicitly, them hold to the same age for a century or two?

(The Leisure Hive either notwithstanding or withstanding, as I can’t remember why it happens or how it’s reversed)

Also on rewatching I'd forgotten all the eye-rolling dialogue. "On a scale of one to ten.. eleven" "Well this is a change"

“Well, this is new.” Loved that tbh, especially for Smith’s magnificent line-reading, rolling surprise up into delight; he loves things that are new, he loves mysteries, he loves challenges. HE IS THE DOCTOR

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:12 (eleven years ago) link

what happened to the movie-length episode thing?

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:17 (eleven years ago) link

what movie-length episode thing?

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:41 (eleven years ago) link

all the episodes were said to be movie-length, hence fewer episodes in 2012 and 2013

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:49 (eleven years ago) link

no, they weren't

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

thank the maker they're not doing that because I'm watching it on BBC America and they won't extend the running time, they'll just lop 15 minutes out of the 60 minutes episodes.

Legendary General Cypher Raige (Gukbe), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 00:58 (eleven years ago) link

no, they weren't

looks like this might have got out of hand

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

sounds like someone was pining for the original format and started a successful rumor

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:07 (eleven years ago) link

the Beeb have made "blockbuster movie" style poster images for each of the five new eps, if by "blockbuster movie poster" you mean 'knocked up cheaply in Photoshop in five minutes by a work-experience kid'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/galleries/p00xzhxb

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:36 (eleven years ago) link

And from the rumors I've been reading online, the 50th anniversary keeps sounding more and more dismal...

I don't want to 'spoil' anything for anyone so I won't go into detail. Well that and the fact that online rumors often turn out to be completely false.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

I just wish we were getting a full series in 2013, but from all I can see it seems we're only getting the other 8 eps of this one.

computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

The next 8* will be early in the year; at the moment it looks like a cluster of 2009-style specials around the anniversary (not counting Gatiss' Sydney & Verity docudrama), and Moffatt and Smith are signed for a full series in 2014. All this could change, of course.

*apart from the Christmas special

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, good, that's more like it then!

computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

Someone else has spotted this:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9v1aa2Fuk1qjp42oo1_500.jpg

Unfortunate re-use of a prop, or...?

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

well wait, one has gold arms and the other has black arms

totally different things

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

Does not not happen all the time though?

(Is that the last known shot of the Doctor's Daughter?)

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

It's not inconceivable that spaceships might have similarly designed chairs. Just a thought.

emil.y, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:36 (eleven years ago) link

Commodity item in teh future.

Chewshabadoo, Wednesday, 5 September 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

Bottom one doesn't have gold arms, it's just the lighting.

Aye YMOF, that's the Doctor's Daughter leaving in her spaceship at the end of her episode.

Yes, does happen all the time and is more than likely just a coincidence - and of course Moffatt has no control over the production department even when they make horrific fuckups (cf Rory's hospital badge).

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

possibly it's more accurate to say they lit the bottom one specifically so it would have gold arms in a vain attempt to throw off canny Internet propspotters

well maybe "accurate" isn't the word I'm looking for

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Wednesday, 5 September 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

The premiere is kind of a throwback to the ye aulde Who, no? With all the walking back and forth through subterranean tunnels?

R=J-L (Leee), Thursday, 6 September 2012 05:48 (eleven years ago) link

and all the old daleks

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 September 2012 05:50 (eleven years ago) link

those tunnels were the BEST, I was so happy to see them

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 6 September 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

It's weird because when watching it I did wonder if the Doctors daughter would ever come back in it. But that just looks like a re-use of props.

VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Friday, 7 September 2012 02:02 (eleven years ago) link

was hoping for a second that the Doctor would take Dalek Souffle along with him, just for the lols of having a Dalek companion.

Roz, Friday, 7 September 2012 05:40 (eleven years ago) link

SPOILARS

this was a lovely episode. properly had me in stitches for the whole first half, and smith's performance was absolutely top notch. also loved the strong women, especially that moment where the doctor tried to stop nefertiti and she completely disregarded him.

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 8 September 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

Hard to believe this was a Chris Chibnall episode!

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Saturday, 8 September 2012 23:24 (eleven years ago) link

I loved this one. Adventures in space, nice characterisation, self-contained story. I realise I've failed at nu-Who fandom, but it's nice to enjoy a story in itself without giving a fuck for arc shit.

I await the avalanche of posts telling me about the clues I missed...

ailsa, Saturday, 8 September 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

Mitchell and Webb were fucking dreadful, Hale and Pace all over again. But everything else was fun.

JimD, Saturday, 8 September 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, good fun. The Doctor could've saved Solomon easily right? Vindictive!

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 9 September 2012 01:35 (eleven years ago) link

That was DELIGHTFUL

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

Walder Frey had to die. xp

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

this was by a long shot the least awful Chibnall episode ever, I will actually watch it again sometime. but still too much of him playing Moffatt notes clunkily, like in the first Pond Life. Murray Gold needs to STFU, still.

And the thing looks as if teal & orange ate a big meal of teal & orange and then vomited teal & orange all over teal & orange. in the spaceship scenes there was barely another colour on screen at all, and the other scenes were desperately heavy with it. if you're setting your story in a variety of locations and timezones and whatnot, it might help to differentiate them somewhat, just a little?

other production design pissweakery: not knowing how to spell "progress"; thinking Minority Report screen-waving is so cool that a TEAM OF SPACE-MISSILE EXPERTS would not keep a COUNTDOWN OF THEIR SPACE-MISSILES PROGRESS in a prominent visible place on their monitors, instead needing ONE SPECIFIC TEAM MEMBER who knows where that window is hidden to have to bring it up to check any time they want to know; having a thousands-and-thousands-of-years-in-the-past spaceship use the same floaty-touch-screens as a thousands-of-years-in-the-future, instead of distinguishing them to look like a) a different species' tech, b) a different time's tech, c) tech designed to be sturdy and survive for milennia in transit.

and the ark design made no fucking sense either - there's no way that ship design could have taken off, so did they ferry each dinosaur up there one at a time? was theur transmat technology so powerful it could get hundreds and hundreds of dinosaurs OFF THE PLANET? if they were able to build an entire ark off-world, how were they not able to find a new planet to settle in SEVERAL MILENNIA? we've seen that the entire universe is chock-full of planets with Earth-like atmospheres.

not that the design was built for long-term travel anyway - any meteor shower would probably have hewed one of the pods off, let alone how many they ought to have encountered in these thousands of years

anyway nice to have the prob;ems not be mainly from the Chibster


that said, how many times have we seen the Doctor basically str8 murder dudes before? Tennant at end of Human Nature 2 debatable, Pertwee caps ppl in Day Of, did Baker ever actually kill anyone or did he just want to all the time?

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:54 (eleven years ago) link

liked Mark Williams, but why didn't he go to his son's wedding? - it's not like he would have been anywhere else, since he'd never travelled

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Sunday, 9 September 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

basically str8 murder dudes before

oh there's programming the human race to kill Silents on sight

actually Tennant blew up or watched die heaps of baddies now I think abt it

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Sunday, 9 September 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

Colin Baker shot a dude who fell into a vat of acid in "Vengeance On Varos" IIRC

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Sunday, 9 September 2012 03:02 (eleven years ago) link

yah I meant Baker comma C full stop obv, ta

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Sunday, 9 September 2012 03:16 (eleven years ago) link

annoyingly i can no longer turn off the part of my brain that is angry about the sexual politics of nu-who; and as such the ending stuff with Nefertiti and Ruper Graves pissed me off disproportionally, given his character was canonically a dick but heaven forfend we not pair off the spares (and because it just cemented her characterisation as 'fierce and proud but gagging for it', which: retch.)

also the mitchell and webb robots were super boring, and the fact that everything involved in the story had to be from earth was jarring. but the rest was pretty fun, and i liked the little bit of arc stuff where the doctor and tardis no longer exist on databases.

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Sunday, 9 September 2012 05:20 (eleven years ago) link

I really enjoyed this ep!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 9 September 2012 06:15 (eleven years ago) link

and i liked the little bit of arc stuff where the doctor and tardis no longer exist on databases.

this doesn't make sense though, Oswin only wiped Dalek databases. dalekbases.

(though I'm hugely in favour of ppl just HAPPENING to not know who he is, which I hope is the case here)

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Sunday, 9 September 2012 06:31 (eleven years ago) link

that was kinda silly and fun, plus it seemed to be filled with harry potter character actors.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 9 September 2012 06:39 (eleven years ago) link

this doesn't make sense though, Oswin only wiped Dalek databases. dalekbases.

it's almost as though this might become a plot point

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Sunday, 9 September 2012 06:53 (eleven years ago) link

yes maybe! but it would also be fine if they just have the Dr run into ppl who haven't heard of him from now on, instead of doing cross-episode connections

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Sunday, 9 September 2012 07:35 (eleven years ago) link

When Solomon googled the Doctor, the Doctor looked quite scared, genuinely unsure what would come up. There was palpable relief when it was blank. So I'm thinking this is a plot point. Is it possible that 'silence' has fallen with the question - Doctor who? - being asked by the Daleks? That silence being the Doctor's anonymity. Mind you, wasn't that question supposed to be asked at some the battle of Tramadol or whatever it's called?
Regardless of the big question, is it possible that the underlying arc is going to be the Doctor's anonymity and that having terrible consequences for him and/or the universe?
Kinda like the rationale for saving the Daleks at the end of Genesis; they helped make the universe what it was, bringing planets together etc. Without the Doctor being a thing, bad shit goes down.
It's like they're flipping the messianic Doctor idea of the past few seasons on its head in more ways than one. It means we can have more stand alone adventures, while setting up something big.
Who knows, this could be completely wrong, but it'll be fun to find out.

As for this ep, good fun, but messy. Excellent, really nasty old-school baddy, shame he couldn't have had more screen time. Good to see strong female characters, but as pointed out above, Nefertiti as sex-pot let things down. Mark Williams a good addition. Peep Show robots shit - obviously going for a Douglas Adams thing, but lacking the wit or bite. Adams would never have gone in for the cutesy shit either. The Doctor leaving Solomon to die was pretty harsh, but not unprecedented. I suppose it could be argued he made a utilitarian decision: if he couldn't take Solomon with him to be handed over to the authorities then there was no choice but to leave him to his fate. And he did commit genocide. On the other hand, the Doctor didn't really offer him mercy either. Again, maybe this will tie into the anonymous Doctor = bad consequences theme. If he can't be arrested, as it were, then he starts to make rash decisions which will ultimately come back to haunt him. After all, this Doctor has made rash and brutal decisions before, like blowing up a Cyberfleet to make a point. His darker side still lurks...

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Sunday, 9 September 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, the robots were terribly written and acted, and entirely unconvincing as the threat the whole plot hinged on. They looked quite cool though.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 9 September 2012 12:07 (eleven years ago) link

Easily the worst episode of Moffat's tenure. "We're riding a dinosaur! On a spaceship!". Having your characters shout about how wacky and bonkers and LOL RANDOM the episode is really doesn't do it any favours. Very poor.

DavidM, Sunday, 9 September 2012 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

there sure was an uneasy mix of genocide, camp and slapstick - but i enjoyed it immensely more than eg the hollow pastiche that gatiss wrote last season

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 9 September 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

Anyone know if any classic villains are being resurrected this year? (Were any last year come to think of it?)

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

there weren't.

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Sunday, 9 September 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

cybermats!

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 9 September 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

the threat the whole plot hinged on = a) missiles and b) dinosaurs surely? I never got the impression that the robots were anything other than comic relief / the dopey will of Solomon.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 9 September 2012 17:58 (eleven years ago) link

Expected to hate this but it was quite an enjoyable romp. Agree with the absolute HATRED for the Peep Show robots, but also... why? Why were they like that? Solomon hardly seems like the sort of guy who would build that shit for comic relief.

Surprised that anyone is even discussing whether the Doctor's anonymity is going to be a major plot point... well, duh, of course it is.

emil.y, Sunday, 9 September 2012 19:23 (eleven years ago) link

Solomon said he got the robots cut price, hence their goofy patter. The idea of giving threatening evil robots camp C3PO-R2D2 banter isn't necessarily a bad one; the problem was in the execution. Thinking back to how Douglas Adams wrote robot henchmen in Doctor Who, he turned comic ideas into threatening monsters. The robot parrot in Pirate Planet was initially hilarious, but he was quick to establish how deadly it was. Its showdown with K9 is gold.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Sunday, 9 September 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

I never got the impression that the robots were anything other than comic relief / the dopey will of Solomon.

They were the only reason anyone did anything Solomon said!

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 9 September 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

Haven't watched it yet - was out in the country last night and will iPlayer it tomorrow - but this is the inverse of Earthshock, right?

Earthshock: spaceship crashes into Earth, dinosaurs are wiped out, annoying companion dies.
This one: spaceship doesn't crash into Earth, dinosaurs survive, annoying companion lives.

Also, doesn't it imply that the Silurians detected Adric's spaceship, filled their own spaceship with dinosaurs, launched it and put themselves in suspended animation in deep caves in Derbyshire in less time than The Doctor could tear his eyes off the TARDIS scanner and save his bestest E-Space mate.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

well in fairness it was Adric, I'm sure if Nyssa had stayed behind they would have saved her

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:31 (eleven years ago) link

That was great. Stuffed without feeling overstuffed. Propelled forward by the sheer momentum of nonsense. Yes, the robots were rubbish, though.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

Solomon said he got the robots cut price, hence their goofy patter. The idea of giving threatening evil robots camp C3PO-R2D2 banter isn't necessarily a bad one; the problem was in the execution.

Ah, yeah, I do remember him saying he got them cheap, now. I'm sure it is possible to pull off goofy-yet-menacing, but it was all so much of that shitty fanservice nudge-nudge bullshit that I can't stand.

emil.y, Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:51 (eleven years ago) link

Aldo, without spoiling the ep, it's not set in prehistoric earth time...

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

Not that your speculation isn't interesting

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Sunday, 9 September 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

The Silurians still set off from prehistoric earth though, surely? Otherwise they'd have had no dinosaurs to save. It's just that the ship decided to turn back a couple of million years later (or something) and the dinosaurs were still alive (or something, somehow). Er actually I don't know what was going on.

JimD, Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:28 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, it was a bit confusing that. I suppose it could be the Silurians escaping Earth, but then the Adric comet didn't exactly give them time to gather together the dinosaurs and scram. Maybe another that planet that also has the same dinosaurs as earth? Just lazy writing I guess, a result of having dinosaurs on a spaceship and working backwards.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Sunday, 9 September 2012 23:59 (eleven years ago) link

nothing about the Ark makes sense

cybermats!

o yeah, good one

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Monday, 10 September 2012 00:30 (eleven years ago) link

It's just that the ship decided to turn back a couple of million years later (or something) and the dinosaurs were still alive (or something, somehow). Er actually I don't know what was going on.

I think the Doctor (or Solomon) sez that the Ark was pre-programmed to return to Earth when Solomon boarded/killed the Silurians.

As for the dinos, I assumed that they had also been in cryo and that all of Solomon's genocide woke them up.

Ultramega OK Cupid (Leee), Monday, 10 September 2012 03:00 (eleven years ago) link

Hmm. Plot-wise, almost a return to 'Classic' Who. The Doctor turns up as something threatens the Earth, does some Doctor-y stuff and the threat is resolved. There's some wandering up and down corridors - although we normally associate that with padding, which shouldn't really be needed in a 45 minute programme - and the classic mistaken identity trope.

Loved Rupert Graves and could watch whole series with him as a companion. David Bradley was great, just psychotic enough without overplaying it.

On the other hand, I love The Romans and think Doctor Who can work well as comedy. But this doesn't feel like comedy, it feels like zings and snark for the most part. The Peep Show robots felt like a weak Douglas Adams pastiche. Brian clearly must have known the Doctor before, as he was at his son's wedding (as was Brian, although played by a different actor). Amy's fan-worship of Nefertiti was barking - "we learned all about you in school, I'm a huge fan". Of what? All she's famous for is, with her husband, changing Egypt from a pantheist religion to being purely Sun-worshippers. Is that really what the kids are learning these days?

Timings of things are weird now too. Amy makes a big long point of saying it's 10 months since they previously saw the Doctor. Are we supposed to believe that this is post-Asylum and all the divorce stuff is forgotten? Or is it in fact before then in their time stream, putting at least a year between Wedding of River Song and Pond Life?

Oh, and how does a golf ball bounce like that?

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

maybe it was a concrete floor, golf balls get mad action off of them

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, but it bounced for ages. Went round corners and everything.

I did like this though.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 13:20 (eleven years ago) link

magic spaceship gravity?

v for viennetta (c sharp major), Monday, 10 September 2012 13:32 (eleven years ago) link

Timings of things are weird now too

Meant to ask you about this, as Rory said he was 31, and I thought they were much younger than this when we first met them, Amy had "only" been waiting 12 years for him to return from when she met him as a wee girl (and she's the same age as Rory, isn't she?)

ailsa, Monday, 10 September 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

When hearing the 31 I assumed this was meant to take place much later than Asylum of the Daleks.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Monday, 10 September 2012 14:23 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, come on, are you honestly going to demand proof that golf balls can bounce really really far? Can you really not suspend your disbelief about that stuff while watching a FAMILY SHOW ABOUT A TIME-TRAVELLING ALIEN? There are things that should be critiqued as being contradictory within the show's own milieu (timings, for instance, yes), but there are a lot of other things that do not matter in the slightest. This is one of them.

Your point about Nefertiti kind of stands - she was pretty much just a strikingly beautiful Sun-god loving Queen who had been found on loads of artefacts. But I think she was also known as a fighter-among-men, so... I can let that go to an extent.

emil.y, Monday, 10 September 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

xposts to aldo

emil.y, Monday, 10 September 2012 14:26 (eleven years ago) link

(and she's the same age as Rory, isn't she?)

they have to be within a year or so of each other, per Let's Kill Hitler

itt: i forgot that he yells at a butt (sic), Monday, 10 September 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

I know, complaining about golf balls was just kind of a sarcastic sneer at myself. I'm not really bothered about them. And most of me thinks they were only there to justify a zing about testicles in any case.

Rory was in the year below her in school, I'm sure it says in the Mels flashback. Amy is 7 in the first part of The Eleventh Hour and waits for 12 years so she is about 19/20 at the start of her first season and is 21 when the Doctor heals her crack and reboots time (they get married on 26 June 2010). Being 31 means this episode takes place in 2020 - the same year as her other encounter with the Silurians, which could be an explanation for the other Amy & Rory in that story.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

most of me thinks they were only there to justify a zing about testicles in any case.

Ha, true.

is 21 when the Doctor heals her crack

o_O

emil.y, Monday, 10 September 2012 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

Cheers, that makes sense.

ailsa, Monday, 10 September 2012 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

lol emil.y beat me to it

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

Her crack was never the same after Rory got swallowed up by it.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 15:17 (eleven years ago) link

I know what image I'm going to carry in mind all day now, thanks everyone.

Ultramega OK Cupid (Leee), Monday, 10 September 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

Loved Rupert Graves and could watch whole series with him as a companion

Really? I thought he was dreadful, and the nudge-nudge wink-wink bits in this were really clunky and unfunny. Nefertiti wasn't much cop either.

The leads and Rory's dad were very good in this though, and the dino bits obviously. Whole series feels kind of expensive so far so expect a few episodes later on when they're basically locked in a room for 45mins.

Matt DC, Monday, 10 September 2012 18:35 (eleven years ago) link

I did laugh a little too hard at "Are you a queen, Amy Pond?" "... Yes. Yes I am."

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 18:39 (eleven years ago) link

There were a lot of funny parts to it, I was surprised. I really went in expecting nothing because Chibnall is generally so awful, but there was a lot of humor and also some unexpected character-related moments.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Monday, 10 September 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

Also: (and it's a subtle thing so maybe I'm reading too much into it) based on Smith's performance/Eleven's reactions I'd say that Eleven was taking Amy and Rory out for one last adventure before whatever happens to them happens to them and they aren't aware of it due to timey-wimeyness.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Monday, 10 September 2012 18:48 (eleven years ago) link

expect a few episodes later on when they're basically locked in a room for 45mins.

I hope so.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 10 September 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

midnight 2

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 10 September 2012 18:57 (eleven years ago) link

Midnight is still my favorite RTD episode, I think he was much better when he had to be minimalist.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Monday, 10 September 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

Edge of Destruction 2

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 10 September 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

xpost - me too, great ep

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 10 September 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

Like leee doesnt think of that all day anyway

VOTE in the 1980's ROCK POLL PLEASE! (Algerian Goalkeeper), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

rewatching the season with midnight in, it's placement in that series, complementing Turn Left, makes them even more remarkable, and caps the season as the best nu-who season by some distance (even factoring in sontaran snoozer)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:13 (eleven years ago) link

yeah Midnight/Turn Left is probably nu-Who's most satisfying 1-2 punch

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Sontarans + Doctor's Daughter + Planet of the Ood + tbh a lot of Journey's End knock it below Season 5, imho.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:22 (eleven years ago) link

Also I really like that absent Rory, Amy is super-competent.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

Is this actually the first time that we've seen the Doctor being a Doctor Doctor?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 10 September 2012 19:26 (eleven years ago) link

Sontarans + Doctor's Daughter + Planet of the Ood + tbh a lot of Journey's End knock it below Season 5, imho.

Agreed.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:32 (eleven years ago) link

how many old Who adversaries have been resurrected on the nu-Who to date? I recall off the top of my head:

Autons
Daleks
Cybermen/Cybermats
The Macra <--- fucking lol btw
The Sontarans
The Silurians

The Ice Warriors haven't appeared yet, have they? They really should at some point (I know they've been referenced)

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

oh duh The Master

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

actually they've had the Sontarans but haven't actually mentioned the Rutan, have they?

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

Sensorites - one of the Good stories talks about the Sense-sphere.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:38 (eleven years ago) link

you know drs daughter wasn't nearly so bad on rewatching. ood was only middling. i am quite the heretic on season finales tho - I've disliked all moffs finales, quite liked flying-magic-space-jesus dr season 2, and thoroughly enjoyed journey's end ;-)

other continuity monsters mentioned in passing as well as sensorites - ice warriors, nimon

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:39 (eleven years ago) link

Journey's End = FUCK YOU FOREVER, RTD. I will never forgive what he did to Donna, marrying her off to some random dude and giving her a lottery ticket doesn't make up for having her mind wiped.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:41 (eleven years ago) link

tbh I thought the tragedy of Donna's fate and the danger if she ever rediscovered who The Doctor was, even though her mother and grandfather knew, was very strong storytelling

like, I hated that it happened because the evolution of Donna as a character was amazing, but it made narrative sense and was a semi-satisfying story (I agree the marriage was a little "um waht")

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

yeah Midnight/Turn Left is probably nu-Who's most satisfying 1-2 punch

― DARING PRINCESS (DJP)

Human Nature/Blink? Or does that count as a 1-2-3?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:46 (eleven years ago) link

Recurring classic enemies who have yet to be properly revived by my count: Ice Warriors, Sea Devils, Yetis, Rani

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:48 (eleven years ago) link

well, "Blink" wasn't really tied to "Human Nature"/"The Family of Blood" at all so I'd say the actual 1-2 is HN/FOB, which I'd already read as a New Adventure and found more satisfying as a book than television episodes aside from the addition of ppl discounting Martha due to her race and her reactions to that

I think that the Sea Devils fall under the Silurian general banner

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

Were the any more major differences in the novel?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 10 September 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

"Good" should have been "Ood", obviously.

The Ice Warriors get talked about in Waters of Mars.
The Face of Boe supposedly comes from the Isop Galaxy, where the Web Planet is set.
Rutans are mentioned in the Sontaran story (NB may be SJA)
Jamie gets a mention in Tooth & Claw because it's in Scotland
Axons died in the Time War
Calufrax is one of the missing planets in The Stolen Earth (I'm sure)
In the Idiot's Lantern the Doctor on the antenna says "oh no, not again" ergo Logopolis
Time Crash refers to a lot of the Wet Vet era
In Dalek, the Cyberman head is from Attack of the Cybermen
Daemos (from the Daemons) is referred to in The Satan pit, as is Sutekh
The Stolen Earth talks about the Dalek bomb in the centre of the Earth from DIoE
The drill in The Stolen Earth is what happens in Inferno
The spaceship in the Beast Below is menaced by solar flares at the same time as the Nerva Beacon Trilogy
Matt Smith's fez is from The Silver Nemesis

There are more, I'm sure

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

These links have a good rundown of the differences between the book and the two-parter:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Nature_%28Doctor_Who_episode%29#Comparison_with_the_novel
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Family_of_Blood#Comparison_with_the_novel

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:01 (eleven years ago) link

Oh, the Alliance in The Pandorica Opens includes:

Chelonians
Draconians
Drahvins
Nestene
Tereleptils
Zygons

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

We could go through a big list of everyone who's received a passing mention but I was more talking about adversaries who actually appeared on the show. Also, the Nestene Consciousness was in "Rose" and should be covered by "Autons"

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:05 (eleven years ago) link

(btw I do think HN/FOB was very good, my issue was that I basically knew the story already, having read the book multiple times, and its rewriting as a Martha story basically renders the entirety of the Virgin/BBC New Adventures era an extended alternative universe, which bums me out because Benny, Chris, Roz, Fitz and Compassion were all awesome)

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:09 (eleven years ago) link

I thought you might say that, but I am watching the Vengeance On Varos remaster thus I win.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:13 (eleven years ago) link

I can't really argue against that

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

It really is great, the Arak/Etta stuff is superb and The Doctor is about to die for the second time.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:29 (eleven years ago) link

season 22 is super underrated, I think because everyone only remembers "Timelash"

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

Peri has just been turned into a bird, real-time followers.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

I'm trying to think of which companions got tortured the most/had the shittiest existences; the top five may be Adric, Peri, Jack, Turlough and Rory? (I know Katarina was blown out of an airlock and Sara Kingdom aged to death but, having never seen their stories, I don't know if there was a ton of torture before their deaths)

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

Ian could be a reasonable shout. Grew up during The Blitz, GOT HIT BY A DALEK RAY AND SURVIVED, survived being the cause of the Big Bang (take that, Adric), faced execution for murder, faced execution for murder and survived it by becoming a gladiator, was a slave who escaped and saw time as a gladiator, staked out in the desert and smeared with honey to attract ants, chose to leave the Doctor using a botched Dalek time ship that he had no idea would work.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 20:50 (eleven years ago) link

actually maybe I'm misremembering but wasn't Steven Taylor's entire reason for existing to give the writers someone to torture rather than the cute girl or the old man?

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:01 (eleven years ago) link

I'm trying to think of which companions got tortured the most/had the shittiest existences; the top five may be Adric, Peri, Jack, Turlough and Rory?

Jack seems to be into the torture so does it really count if the person enjoys it?

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link

Steven suffers a bit in The Myth Makers (gets stabbed and has bllod poisoning) but apart from that his worst fate is having to sing repeatedly in The Gunfighters.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

okay so Steven and Dodo should both be counted for having to suffer through The Gunfighters

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:08 (eleven years ago) link

Can you really not suspend your disbelief about that stuff while watching a FAMILY SHOW ABOUT A TIME-TRAVELLING ALIEN?

this times a billion

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

Hey, I saw the Doctor get himself out of space in Four To Doomsday by throwing a cricket ball against a spaceship and using his own energy to propel himself.. I said I was being deliberately cranky for laffs.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 10 September 2012 21:26 (eleven years ago) link

Also, doesn't it imply that the Silurians detected Adric's spaceship, filled their own spaceship with dinosaurs, launched it and put themselves in suspended animation in deep caves in Derbyshire in less time than The Doctor could tear his eyes off the TARDIS scanner and save his bestest E-Space mate.

To be a nerd about this, the reason the Silurians all went into suspended animation was because of the arrival of the Moon, which in the Who universe appeared from deep space during dinosaur times and fell into orbit, rather than crashing into the planet as the Silurians had expected: because the diaster they expected never happened, they never got automatically woken up when things returned to normal. The Adric shuttle which killed the dinosaurs happened later on.

computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Monday, 10 September 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

"Good" should have been "Ood", obviously.

The Ice Warriors get talked about in Waters of Mars.
The Face of Boe supposedly comes from the Isop Galaxy, where the Web Planet is set.
Rutans are mentioned in the Sontaran story (NB may be SJA)
Jamie gets a mention in Tooth & Claw because it's in Scotland
Axons died in the Time War
Calufrax is one of the missing planets in The Stolen Earth (I'm sure)
In the Idiot's Lantern the Doctor on the antenna says "oh no, not again" ergo Logopolis
Time Crash refers to a lot of the Wet Vet era
In Dalek, the Cyberman head is from Attack of the Cybermen
Daemos (from the Daemons) is referred to in The Satan pit, as is Sutekh
The Stolen Earth talks about the Dalek bomb in the centre of the Earth from DIoE
The drill in The Stolen Earth is what happens in Inferno
The spaceship in the Beast Below is menaced by solar flares at the same time as the Nerva Beacon Trilogy
Matt Smith's fez is from The Silver Nemesis

There are more, I'm sure

despite my disdain for fanny obsession with detail, this post delighted me more than you can possibly imagine

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 00:09 (eleven years ago) link

The best thing about the Doctor apparently being thought dead/forgotten/deleted from all databases = no more Jesus Doctor. Thank fuck.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 10:38 (eleven years ago) link

'despite my disdain for fanny obsession'

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 10:52 (eleven years ago) link

good lord

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 11:08 (eleven years ago) link

fwiw I'm watching the start of series 23 and remembering how great c baker was (yes I'm serious)

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 11:10 (eleven years ago) link

I don't believe you.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 11:41 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway, er -- how?

By the same token I watched a couple old Sylvester McCoys and I'm not sure I totally agree the against-the-grain reading of McCoy as a "good actor with bad scripts". He's totally panto.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 11:43 (eleven years ago) link

you caaaan't

put meeee

on trial

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

xp yes, mccoy was astoundingly weak

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 11:44 (eleven years ago) link

c baker's character might have been a bit… off, but he had the chops

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

He rose to panto when required, which was more often than not (see: bad scripts).

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 11:47 (eleven years ago) link

But it's important to remember that he's the definitive Doctor, by which I mean he's definitely the one I started watching.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

I still quite like mccoy's doctor, but his 'acting' was never much more than turning up and being conscious, despite his best efforts

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 11:50 (eleven years ago) link

Season 23 - love Mysterious Planet, really like Vervoids (it's easy to imagine it as a Hinchcliffe era TB story, like a more Agatha Christie Robots of Death) and my only real problem with Mindwarp is that the Brian Blessed/Peri plot is totally unbelievable. I don't really get the point of the Ultimate Foe, but the overall Trial story (even though it makes no real sense) needs closing out.

McCoy's last series is the one where I'll stand by good actor/bad scripts. Although bizarrely they're the ones with good plots too, but still bad scripts.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 12:34 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not sure I totally agree the against-the-grain reading of McCoy as a "good actor with bad scripts". He's totally panto.

This is how I felt as well, but I have to say I quickly got fed up with the stories with him in it available through Netflix -- there might be some great performances I missed but I thought he was pretty meh.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 12:35 (eleven years ago) link

quite honestly, the more ridiculous his stories, the better McCoy comes across; I still think "Paradise Towers" is one of the best from his run

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

I really loved Paradise Towers when I was nine.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

it's one of the few totally ridiculous stories that really embraces its ridiculousness; the overall "yes we really did do that and we know how nonsensical it was" tone really helps sell the story to me

by contrast, "The Happiness Patrol" has a lot of the same elements but I feel like half the actors didn't get the memo that they were in a ridiculous shitshow and didn't adjust their performances accordingly; I feel like too many people in the story are trying to save it from itself rather than just going "this is stupid fun, enjoy"

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

Even nine-year old me knew that The Happiness Patrol was shite.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:49 (eleven years ago) link

Haha, I think when I was nine I took PT 100% seriously. I even drew a 'movie poster' for it while it was being broadcast.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

I think, of the "serious" McCoy stories, the only one I have even a passing interest in seeing again is "Remembrance of the Daleks" and not at all for the Daleks but for the twist re: the helpful dude Ace has a crush on, which may be the most mature thing ever presented during Seven's tenure

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 13:51 (eleven years ago) link

I like Remembrance best for tweed suit scientist woman and the British Rocket Group.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 14:12 (eleven years ago) link

McCoy raises his level of pantoism depending on how rubbish the story is, ie he's more srs than Tennant in Remembrance and Fenric

Colin is GREAT in good audio stories, but I don't think there's a single TV story he's in that's any use whatsoever

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:14 (eleven years ago) link

I do think Colin is great in Vengeance on Varos and The Two Doctors

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

iirc* Colin and Pat and Frazer are all great IN Two Doctors but the story is a shambles, even Holmes couldn't get quality through Saward's filter (and it ran as a six-parter here!)

*haven't watched any Colin since they first aired

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 15:40 (eleven years ago) link

Is budget on series so far a result of the series now being broadcast on the same date to several audiences? I hadn't heard of US getting the show at the same time as UK before & I think there are a few other places getting it at the same time now.

I'd assumed the US got it a while afterwards up to now, thought they actually made a bit of show about it being put out at roughly the same time to all audiences when the series started. I'm assuming it isn't exactly same time since we're getting it at 7 something pm in Ireland which I think is the same time as UK. Though the Northern Ireland BBC schedule can be a bit out of sync.
But that would make it like 2pm in US.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

I think Colin Baker did actually get a couple of reasonably dark stories & he was a good actor. Even if he did get a stupid variation on the costume.

There was a independently made Dr Who influenced drama featuring him & the actress who played Perri that wasn't that bad too.

Did look like the focus with Sylvester McCoy was pretty wrong & pantomime was the name of the game. Was it him who got saddled with Bonnie Langford?
I do tend to view Donna as almost as bad. Not really the biggest fan of her. Do like the rest of the female companions since Ecclestone revived the role.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

I hadn't heard of US getting the show at the same time as UK before & I think there are a few other places getting it at the same time now.

BBC Americas started airing the new episode the same day as the UK last season -- before that it could be several weeks between the airdate in the UK and in the US.

NR’s resident heavy-metal expert (Nicole), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

& I did watch pretty much all the surviving episodes through a couple of years ago. I think I even listened to a few of the ones which were visually represented by photographic stills while I was on a computer on the other side of the room.

I still think Tom Baker was about the best but have enjoyed the 3 since the revival. Though Smith might be playing a bit to a child audience with some things he says. 'gang' ferinstance

Stevolende, Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

Eleven cultivates a childlike persona, so that's OK.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

in general, I think the nu-Who companions are much better realized as characters than the classic companions; the only ones I really feel compete with them based on the stories I've seen are:

Leela
Romana I
Jo
Sarah Jane
Tegan
Turlough

I want to list Zoe as well but I've seen few of her stories ("The Mind Robber" was amazing, though)

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

(replace Mind with 'glittery' and Robber with 'arse')

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

lol

DARING PRINCESS (DJP), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 19:01 (eleven years ago) link

I hadn't heard of US getting the show at the same time as UK before & I think there are a few other places getting it at the same time now.

Australia gets it the minute it ends in the UK, i.e. 5.10 am AEST

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 11 September 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

^ this is only on internet btw, TX is six days later, ie the first available Saturday night slot

Is budget on series so far a result of the series now being broadcast on the same date to several audiences?

The budget reductions are completely unrelated to foreign TX dates AFAIK

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 00:22 (eleven years ago) link

had thought it might indicate people from the foreign markets putting extra money in or something. Hence there being so much more money to spend.
Think that was the case with Paul McGann's one off too. Though maybe the production was just taken to the U.S.?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 11:37 (eleven years ago) link

Hence there being so much more money to spend.

you seem to have a slightly confused idea of what "budget cuts" and "reductions" mean

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 12:36 (eleven years ago) link

McGann's was an isolated production in a 16 year gap (and yes, was produced in America), so there's absolutely nothing to compare it to. Unless you count Virgin Books special effects budgets

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Wednesday, 12 September 2012 12:39 (eleven years ago) link

Tim, Wednesday, 12 September 2012 22:17 (eleven years ago) link

I liked McCoy! :(

He had an awful, awful intro story, but things really picked up after that.

9And this is based just on the TV stuff, never really read the books)

computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Friday, 14 September 2012 00:53 (eleven years ago) link

I'd liked McCoy because I'd seen him in other things before that including some stage performances before he broke into TV as far as I know. I don't remember liking him that much as a Dr. or overly disliking him.

Stevolende, Friday, 14 September 2012 17:17 (eleven years ago) link

I liked McCoy in the books a lot more than I liked him on the show.

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

So you're saying he's actor made for the written word?

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:28 (eleven years ago) link

haha basically

really what I'm saying is that most of his scripts were really not suited for television; in books, where you can see characters' internal monologues, his stories were much better (even the novelizations of his stories were better than the actual shows)

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Friday, 14 September 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Not sure I like the idea of knowing what's going on in the Doctor's head; he's supposed to be inscrutable.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 14 September 2012 18:12 (eleven years ago) link

I rewatched the last episode last night and I'm not seeing anything suggesting a major budget decrease, seem sto be as glossy looking as I've ever seen it. Multiple sets, large amount of CGI & at least some external filming in every episode. & That isn't just using central Cardiff locations and shopping malls in out of business hours.

Was the theory that the budget got slashed because they reused a chair?
They've probably bee reusing bits and pieces throughout the history of the show.

Stevolende, Saturday, 15 September 2012 11:03 (eleven years ago) link

the theory that the budget was reduced came from both production staff and BBC executives saying basically every year that the budget has been reduced

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

That and this series being split in two, over two years - which at any other time you would have thought meant two years' budget but apparently not this time.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 15 September 2012 13:50 (eleven years ago) link

and Doctor Who Confidential being axed because the budget had been cut too much to afford it

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:05 (eleven years ago) link

It's weird that this is the BBC's most popular show internationally, it has a huge following through Itunes in the States and they continue to have budget problems. You would think there is some kind of revenue through international licensing or something.

Josiah Alan, Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

It's not the show that has budget problems it's the BBC. The government has been salami slicing the licence fee cutting the grant for world service. It's not just Doctor Who; this is a world where charlotte green has taken voluntary redundancy.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:17 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/worldwide/160712annualreview.html

I'm a long way from the UK, and I'm aware that a recession can't be helping the situation, still makes me scratch my head a bit.

Josiah Alan, Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

BBC Worldwide also paid over £100M for 2entertain.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 15 September 2012 14:33 (eleven years ago) link

Dr Who is by far the BBC's biggest source of revenue outside the licence fee* - but that money goes to fund the BBC in general, and not to the programme.

*iirc in 2005 the Beeb immediately become the fifth-largest fiction publisher in the UK due to the series tie-in novels

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Saturday, 15 September 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

2/3 through and about to do myself

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:11 (eleven years ago) link

I expected more from toby shithouse tbh

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

sigh, *whithouse*

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

just heard the line delivered at 36:28, going back to shithouse

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

the theory that the budget was reduced came from both production staff and BBC executives saying basically every year that the budget has been reduced

probably explains the show's recent and growing obsession with america

* The "no hands" rule can be compared to socialist tax policies (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

You not like it? Was a bit slow and didn't really deliver on the wham-bam-action stuff, but I was glad to have a more complex, moody episode after the whizz bang shenanigans of the first two. Mercy as a theme throughout this series? Also, as some vigiliant nerd on the Graun webiste pointed out, the flickering lights we've had in each episode so far are what happen when the Angels are coming... Nice subtle touch that, far less clunky than the "OH LOOK ANOTHER CRACK!" stuff of yore. For all that Moffat is an arrogant sod he does actually seem to have taken the criticism of the previous two seasons on board...

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Saturday, 15 September 2012 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

Wow that got dark.

s.clover, Sunday, 16 September 2012 02:36 (eleven years ago) link

I liked it a little more than the first two episodes, they felt geared towards a slightly younger audience and were a little whizz bang "dinosaurs on a spaceship". Looking forward to the rumored Angel episode.

Josiah Alan, Sunday, 16 September 2012 02:56 (eleven years ago) link

the doctor's mercilessness at the end of the dinosaurs one didn't feel that for-kids at all to me. the first would have been fine but i saw the twist coming a mile away.

ditto this twist, actually, except luckily it wasn't about the twist at all.

s.clover, Sunday, 16 September 2012 03:06 (eleven years ago) link

Unless I'm mistaken, everyone's motivations kept getting changed mid-scene?

Ultramega OK Cupid (Leee), Sunday, 16 September 2012 05:03 (eleven years ago) link

Liked that one quite a bit. Reminds me of "Boom Town," another one nobody except me seemed to like.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Sunday, 16 September 2012 07:48 (eleven years ago) link

They nicked a plot device from Three Amigos - I didn't imagine it, did I? They did nick a plot device from Three Amigos?

Amy seems to have a short memory. "We don't roll like this" - er...yes, you do. You did it last week (or at least the Doctor did).

The 'coming next week' sequence seemed to give away a bit too much of a possible way to write the Pond's out. Or perhaps it was another red herring.

Guilty_Boksen, Sunday, 16 September 2012 10:12 (eleven years ago) link

Amy seems to have a short memory. "We don't roll like this" - er...yes, you do. You did it last week (or at least the Doctor did).

a) Amy prob didn't know what the Doctor did last week

b) last week was ten years on from the Ponds' first TARDIS adventure - this one might have been from years earlier than that

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Sunday, 16 September 2012 11:18 (eleven years ago) link

there was a date that I never managed to read that flashed up at the beginning of the scene in the Indian Rocket command place last week. What was it, thought it looked like it was a few years in the future but I'm not sure what it was.
Anybody catch it?

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 September 2012 11:24 (eleven years ago) link

b) last week was ten years on from the Ponds' first TARDIS adventure - this one might have been from years earlier than that

have we been given reason to believe that this set of adventures are happening 'out of order' for the ponds, or the doctor, or both? or is this just a suspicion based on moffat's great love of timeywimeyness?

c sharp major, Sunday, 16 September 2012 11:27 (eleven years ago) link

no reason at all, just that given SUCH a huge jump forwards (last year's Xmas special was two years after the previous episode for them - don't think we got a specific year in Pond Life or Asylum) it's possible

Indian Space Agency was in 2367

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Sunday, 16 September 2012 11:47 (eleven years ago) link

No, we don't know whether these are in order or not. The only thing we can say for sure is that Rory says he's 31 in last week's epsiode which means the Amy and Rory that are picked up for that episode are from 2020 (which is coincidentally the same year as the other NuWho Silurian story). I reserve the right to mention this date again in two weeks when the series ends. I didn't see or hear anything in this which suggests when these Ponds are collected, or even which Ponds (see also Two Ponds theory to explain last season's timelines).

I'm quite enjoying this series' structure - 'Doctor turns up, discovers problem, solves it, buggers off' is very much more my type of thing as I really couldn't give a shit about series arcs (or, in fact, even the notion of series finale epics) - but the scripts have just been average at best. Next week looks like it has lots of promise but I don't hold out much hope for the finale in two weeks as I think the concept is overplayed. (See? I worked hard to make that sentence absolutely spoiler-free)

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 16 September 2012 11:56 (eleven years ago) link

I thought Indian Space Agency was concurrent with Ponds which might be why I didn't take that in. Not that that would make much sense if supposed to be now/present world & Indian space Agency was leading world power.

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 September 2012 11:58 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, it explains Amy's "this isn't how we roll" comment if she hasn't lived last week's episode yet.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 16 September 2012 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

apart from the Ponds' age, the Doctor says he's 1200 years old now. he was 900-something at the time of The Impossible Astronaut.

Roz, Sunday, 16 September 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

The Doctor's age is not that reliable tbh, it varied massively through the 'classic' series and I don't think has even been consistent in NuWho.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 16 September 2012 14:06 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't mind that ep. Enjoyed Ben Browder as Sheriff (Farscape nerd reporting for duty) ... found myself humming the High Noon theme by the end for no good reason. Bit dark, bit silly. Not bad!

Calling the horse "Susan" gave me major lols

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 September 2012 14:15 (eleven years ago) link

Moffatt deliberately makes the Doctor's age unreliable, bcz the Doctor himself has no way of actually measuring it

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Sunday, 16 September 2012 14:20 (eleven years ago) link

Rather enjoyed this one. Less hyperactive than usual.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 16 September 2012 16:41 (eleven years ago) link

Boring moral dilemmas are boring.

ledge, Sunday, 16 September 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Interestingly, have just watched elsewhere a comparison of the opening titles this season and they've been getting darker each episode. Some other things to note are flickering lights, and we know what they indicate in NuWho...

http://youtu.be/gNaLVAHXJzk

Other things from every episode are eggs (first episode self explanatory, second episode features dinosaur eggs, third has a spaceship shaped like one) combined with choosing to use the word "terminate". "Eggs" "terminate". Well, the Doctor has been getting more ruthless and killing people since he took his anti-dalekisation bracelet off. He's also been mistaken for a medical doctor in both - was he in the dalek episode? Maybe by Oswin?

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:34 (eleven years ago) link

Might that not just be what happens when you introduce yourself as "The Doctor" and people haven't already heard of you?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 September 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

I like the general theme of "self-contained stories where Amy and Rory question whether they want to keep doing this but see what happens to the Doctor when they don't" that they have going

I am semi hoping that they meet the new companion when they leave and that knowing the Doctor will be traveling with a humanizing influence allows them to feel better about turning to their own lives but that's really the sentimental fan in me talking; I'm also kind of hoping they both blow up

wtf where's my chapbook (DJP), Monday, 17 September 2012 14:38 (eleven years ago) link

oh the theme is clearly the dr's xmas list, mentioned in eps 2 and 3

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Monday, 17 September 2012 19:30 (eleven years ago) link

that is terrible

I want one

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Saturday, 22 September 2012 20:45 (eleven years ago) link

So, the "I'm 31" comment is explained - it isn't from 2020, they have spent 10 extra years alive in the same time frame due to travelling. Just so we're clear, that means they are 31 when their friends are 21 and their friends HAVE NOT NOTICED they are 50% older. A couple of years I could have understood, but 10? Also Amy says she is working as a travel writer - what happened to modelling? Did she just suddenly give it up when they decided to stay together after AotD? (Although suddenly being 30 overnight might be a good reason, equally though given how famous she was supposed to be would that just not put her on the front covers of papers or at least have them sniffing round for a story wondering why she had miraculously aged that badly?)

I guess I quite liked it but it just felt like another telling of The Lodger. Steven Berkoff horrendously underused and seemed to have turned up in a spare Darth Vader costume (including the panel on the back of his head). Was anybody keeping a clock on how long the people who had died were dead before they were magicked back to life? Long enough for oxygen starvation to the brain? And why were people being kidnapped from the hospital anyway? What was the little girl robot actually for?

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:44 (eleven years ago) link

Chris Chibnall never fails to disappoint. So many loose ends. And I'm thoroughly confused as to primarily WHY previous seasons have ran in "real time" for the most part - modern-looking Earth = present time Earth (with some exceptions), but now we're in 2020? I'd say its setting us up for some big missing-time subplot, but hopefully its not just left as is.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 22 September 2012 21:59 (eleven years ago) link

It explained the 31 thing but not as you have it - all the references from Rory's colleague to his being away for months suggests that the Doctor didn't always return them to the point where they left off. It's been established that the Tardis isn't always reliable - and neither the is the Doctor's own timekeeping. But when he wants to get it right he does.
So I suppose that what was 10 years in the Ponds' life was maybe half that in earth time? This also allows for all the off-screen adventures they have. The Doctor enables Amy's travel writing career for one. Then you have all the stories in the novels etc, although whether they're canon or not is moot.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:04 (eleven years ago) link

No, we're not now in 2020. We're in 2016 or thereabouts I think (and the season finale next week is clearly dated as 2018 in a newspaper apparently) as the last series took place over about 2 years and a year passes in this episode alone. But Amy & Rory are several years older than they're supposed to be - Amy says ten years have passed for them since the 'current day' events of The Eleventh Hour but "not that long has passed on Earth".

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:10 (eleven years ago) link

Except Amy says he does always return them to the same point and this is made explicit by Mark Williams asking how long The Doctor took them away for "this time" despite the fact all they've done is walked from one room to another. Also the Doctor doesn't enable Amy's travel writing - he asks what she does (for the first time, apparently) and is surprised to find she's a travel writer. I would guess having been a world famous model enables being a travel writer far more than a man in a blue box who you describe yourself as having no interface with your 'real' life, or which your job is a part.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:14 (eleven years ago) link

Also, Brian Cox and The Apprentice in 2020? Really?

On a sadder Whovian note, Kate Lethbridge-Stewart looks about the right age if it's around 2015.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

Ok I see, we're just moving around the not-to-distant future then. Amy's "it's been 10 years" comment through me but then I realized she meant time on earth plus adventure time, which could easily be 10 years. No wonder the Doctor has no idea how old he really is.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

*threw me

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:26 (eleven years ago) link

love the hell out of that episode. I spotted a load of annoyances and loose ends too, but who cares, it was a pond episode, it was about the ponds, and it was heaps of fun

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:29 (eleven years ago) link

I like to imagine that once in a while they can have some fun and everyone stops panicking about timey-wimey and just enjoys it

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:32 (eleven years ago) link

Also, Brian Cox and The Apprentice in 2020? Really?

I liked this... didn't make much sense time-wise though. Even better would be a Dragon's Den segment where some guy is trying to sell them something stupid like cube-cozies, with Duncan Bannatyne saying something like, "We all have thees cubes, and we all know they don't do anything. This is an absolutely idiotic product, it won't sell and I'm stupider for seeing it. I'm out!"

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

I bet cube-cozy patterns/completed units are already up on ravelry and etsy, though. :(

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 22 September 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

I liked that a lot, even if the end was a bit quickly set up. I don't know what they've been feeding Chibnall this year, but it's working.

I would guess having been a world famous model

To be fair, all we know is she's a model who was used in an ad for a perfume. There's no reason to think she's famous. The girl who asked for her autograph last series did it when there was a big poster of her face nearby.

computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Sunday, 23 September 2012 01:29 (eleven years ago) link

that was fun and silly

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

wondering what the deal with the ppl who blew up on the ship was

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 02:01 (eleven years ago) link

Amy & Rory supposedly got them all off the ship

Also Amy says she is working as a travel writer - what happened to modelling? Did she just suddenly give it up when they decided to stay together after AotD?

In the other Chibbers ep they discuss how she's dropped several jobs

This was totally a Rusty tribute ep - giant run-around with lots of bits that frustratingly don't make any sense along the way, an ending that contradicts the rest of the episode's set-up, the entire world being menaced as explained through news TV, celeb TV cameos, knife-turns into ~touching~ emotional moments in the middle of the world-threatening action, etc.

Except that Murray Gold was turned down lower than in any episode this year! And wasn't flogging the same three themes over and over that I noticed.

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Sunday, 23 September 2012 02:24 (eleven years ago) link

they could easily have thrown in a hand-wave about extended exposure to TARDIS energy making people appear to age slower. it would also cover how amazing Sarah Jane looked in School Reunion! :D

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Sunday, 23 September 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

the brig tribute was lovely

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 23 September 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

surprised Kate was made canon

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 02:47 (eleven years ago) link

oh yeah, that was another Rusty-esque thing (though tbf prob just inherently Chibnall to fanwank furiously)

on the timeframe: it seemed REALLY dumb to very specifically name Dragon's Den and Wii (not even Wii U!) and Youtube and Flickr for something set in the future.

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Sunday, 23 September 2012 03:04 (eleven years ago) link

2015 definitely seems too soon btw - S5 is set (for Amy and Rory's "home" time) in early 2010.

The beginning of S6 is in early 2011 (with Amy having been abducted by the Silence by September 2010, before she would have HAD to have realised she was pregnant - their "honeymoon" has to have taken many months of home time but fewer of their own experience, as she was knocked up on 26/6/10 but was still a long way off giving birth by 22/4/11).

They have months of adventures and months of being left at home AFTER April during S6, but even if we allow that they got dropped off in The God Complex during 2011, and that Wedding Of River Song took place SHORTLY afterwards, then December 2013 is the EARLIEST that Doctor/Widow/Wardrobe takes place: it's been two years since Wedding, and they have to have had at least two Christmasses in that time, for setting a place to have become a tradition.

Pond Life then presumably takes place during several months of 2014 - I'd rather give a whole extra year to allow the marriage to break down by Asylum Of The Daleks, but it doesn't look like Chibnall and Moffatt have. Anyway, assuming Asylum is 2014, we've then had another two years AT LEAST of off-screen adventures, to allow for verbal references and Amy to go through a few jobs and then settle into travel writing, and then another year just in this episode.

So I reckon we're up to 2017 by the end of Power Of Three, if not 2018.

This is all top-of-the-head though, can someone fact-check me?

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Sunday, 23 September 2012 03:14 (eleven years ago) link

no, I cannot

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 03:43 (eleven years ago) link

I'm waiting for the updated Time Almanac to make sense of the Pond's timeline... lol.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 03:46 (eleven years ago) link

I honestly can't keep the timeline straight at all so I'm just not going to reckon with it til I have to, plotwise

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 23 September 2012 04:21 (eleven years ago) link

it's dead easy to ignore (I didn't even consider it until I hit the nerdweb)

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 23 September 2012 05:05 (eleven years ago) link

This was totally a Rusty tribute ep

Yes! I even wondered part way through whether he'd come back as a guest writer.

You know I'm sure people who own a wii U in a few years time will still refer to it as a wii, much the same way 360 owners still call it "the xbox" now. And I doubt youtube and flickr are going anywhere soon.

JimD, Sunday, 23 September 2012 07:27 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think I disagree with yr timings sic, I just pulled 2016 out of my arse because if you were only 18 months dislocated from reality I can't see why you'd whine about it in 40% of the serials unless you were a vain, self-obsessed, oh wait.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 23 September 2012 09:38 (eleven years ago) link

I've spent a lot of time living in different towns or even countries from my main groups of friends and don't get to see them all that often and when we see each other that fact constantly bobs up in conversation, unintentionally: the realisation that I haven't been there for something, or that I need to be updated about something, or just the way I see someone again and we have to "catch up" before we can have a normal conversation. And it is fucking wearying. It's the result of choices I've made and I'm okay with that, but the fact that I miss stuff still matters to me and can make me sad, and i am going to mention it, because i'm a human being who has conversations with other human beings about what is going on in my life.

Also, given that this is a television series, the characters Amy and Rory are mentioning this a lot because it is a narrative setup for the bit of the plot in which - SPOILERS - they stop travelling with the doctor.

paleopolice (c sharp major), Sunday, 23 September 2012 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

I would agree if stopping travelling with the Doctor is their choice but Moffatt has described it as "heartbreaking" which doesn't imply it's just a "we decided to stop" conclusion to their story - I mean Rory died multiple times and it still wasn't enough to put Amy off - plus also Brian's "what happens to the people that travel with you Doctor, are they always all right?" "No, Adric died but we all cheered" came from the CLANG school of foreshadowing.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 23 September 2012 11:20 (eleven years ago) link

Ok yeah, on that basis my prediction for next week is amy dies rory lives doctor dies too and regenerates into jenna louise coleman.

JimD, Sunday, 23 September 2012 11:46 (eleven years ago) link

I would agree if stopping travelling with the Doctor is their choice but Moffatt has described it as "heartbreaking" which doesn't imply it's just a "we decided to stop" conclusion to their story

it's almost as if they're allowed to use several methods of foreshadowing/reminding us that everyone knows they're going to stop travelling with the doctor because of press releases etc.

OR

it's almost as if: they and the doctor decide to stop after thinking about it for a while, rory's dad convinces them to continue, and then something ~heartbreaking~ happens and if they'd just stopped when they decided to they would be ok right now.

paleopolice (c sharp major), Sunday, 23 September 2012 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

I think you're crediting the writing too much, but I can see where you're going.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 23 September 2012 12:55 (eleven years ago) link

(apologies if this has been posted numerous times)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sK8GdRSzQJ0

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 23 September 2012 13:30 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe the Weeping Angels do something to Amy and Rory where they swap faces

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 15:20 (eleven years ago) link

Is Adric the only one that's died, or have there been others? I can't think of any, but it's not like I've watched every episode.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:07 (eleven years ago) link

Katerina. Sara Kingdom (OOOH CONTROVERSY).

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

Also you're actively supposed to believe Peri is dead for 6 weeks (some suggest that's better than her actual fate).

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:15 (eleven years ago) link

Of the TV companions, two 1st Doctor companions died (Sara Kingdom and Katarina), 1 5th Doctor companion (Adric YAY) and two 11th Doctor pseudo companions (Astrid and Adelaide)

In the books, Roz Forrester died and I think Chris Cwej was eventually killed off, plus they blew up Liz Shaw and gave Dodo Chaplet syphillis. I think they also killed Iris Wildmore and Grant Markham?

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

ISTR there was a time where doctor who (call him by his name) and various ASSISTANTS (call them by their name) were regularly led to believe the other was dead. I watched a bit of Planet of the Daleks today (spoilers, there are Daleks in it) and the silver fox thinks Jo is killed by the Daleks when they blow up a caravan covered in foil. He is hammily mortified for a good few seconds.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

(another off-screen-mention point to team zygon)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

or IS it off-screen? SUrely we can allow ourselves to assume the few staff we saw in that scene were shape-changed zygons.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 23 September 2012 18:54 (eleven years ago) link

haha good point

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 19:00 (eleven years ago) link

What's the line wrt pseudo companions? If it's just "does what the doctor says" surely that must've led a few more people to their deaths down the years?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:29 (eleven years ago) link

Hence my controversy over Sara Kingdom. If it's 'travels with the Doctor in a single story', which is why she qualifies, then that opens a whole world of hurt like - let's say - Laurence Scarman.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:36 (eleven years ago) link

well in fairness, "The Dalek Masteplan" was 12 episodes long

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

Which is why Sara Kindgdom is controversial. I think it's long enough but it is within a single story.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 23 September 2012 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

IMO a full companion must be involved in at least two full adventures. Someone who travels with him once and back isn't a companion, but if they continue on with him at least once more -- companion status is awarded. That's how my squirming, scheming mind works.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

The Master might, just might, qualify as a companion... hah

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 23 September 2012 22:40 (eleven years ago) link

I get that, but I think Sara K appeared in more episodes than Kamelion

Also thanks to the structure of 1st Doctor stories you could argue she appeared in a bunch of mini stories

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

these two don't though

and two 11th Doctor pseudo companions (Astrid and Adelaide)

Astrid spent, what, 90 minutes on the same ship as, and maybe 15 minutes in the Doctor's company? Forest girl from Good Man Goes To War is more of a companion. And Adelaide spent a couple of hours in a base under siege with the Doctor in it, then 30 seconds in the TARDIS [before killing herself]; this would make every surviving character from The Almost People a companion

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

did you miss the word "psuedo" in that phrase

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Sunday, 23 September 2012 23:47 (eleven years ago) link

so are we counting adam from 2005, given that he travelled more than once? or is he disqualified from companionship master-style because he was dickish?

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 24 September 2012 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

I count Adam

cake-like Lady Gaga (DJP), Monday, 24 September 2012 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

I'm pfffting at the idea of pseudo-companions

Adam counts well enough

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Monday, 24 September 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

I place him above Rose in my list of Nu-Who companions.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 24 September 2012 00:56 (eleven years ago) link

Such a sentimental button-pusher, but I'm surprised I wasn't a sobbing mess by the end of the episode -- oh right, the resolution is nonsense, but when it became clear that it was, I managed to quarantine it from the rest of the stuff that was affecting.

One thing to add to the "What Time Is It" debate is possibly the Doctor's little quizzical hesitation/"Oh, that's INTERSTING because it's RONG" reaction to Amy saying she's doing travel writing -- like maybe he somehow ended up in a different timestream with a nu-Amy who was never a model.

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Monday, 24 September 2012 04:29 (eleven years ago) link

oh right, the resolution is nonsense

the details all along were too though - how in the living fuck did the entire staff of the hospital not notice the SAME LITTLE GIRL waiting on the SAME SEAT to be admitted for A YEAR? Or that her cube was glowing when no-one else's did? Or that dozens of living patients were going missing ALONG WITH THEIR GURNEYS?! That's not a cheap and easily-replaceable piece of equipment.

and if there was a reason for every cube to do something weird and different, I think I missed it. All they needed to do to draw attention to themselves was open, or do the SAME thing as each other, or maybe 100 different things spread amongst the thousands and thousands of them. And why did the observed ones in UNIT keep doing their weird things, but all the ones in the outside world did 'em once and then stopped? How does that bring people within zapping range MANY HOURS LATER?

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Monday, 24 September 2012 04:42 (eleven years ago) link

On your first point , I was kind of hoping that they'd turn out to be a red herring that commented on the yawning emptiness within the Doctor, but honestly, once it turned into another one of those Mystical Ancient Race stories, I stopped caring how the plot holds together logically and just bask in the affection of the Pondses.

As to your second, I dunno, but I'm glad thet did different things, why because more intersting.

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Monday, 24 September 2012 05:12 (eleven years ago) link

once it turned into another one of those Mystical Ancient Race stories, I stopped caring how the plot holds together logically and just bask in the affection of the Pondses.

utterly otm. this story wasn't about aliens or ancient rites or disunited heart attack responses, it was about pond and pond. cubes gave the episode a reason to happen and the doctor something to do. yes one could pen a six-volume concordance about this week's alien-of-the-week but one could also not.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 24 September 2012 05:18 (eleven years ago) link

it was about pond and pond.

Hey don't forget about Brian!

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Monday, 24 September 2012 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

pond snr

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 24 September 2012 22:12 (eleven years ago) link

I reckon he hit more than half

http://i280.photobucket.com/albums/kk162/katamari-fever/rtd-bingo.jpg

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 12:33 (eleven years ago) link

i miss the cardiff setting

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Tuesday, 25 September 2012 19:54 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not saying anything until the rest of the world has had it broadcast.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 29 September 2012 20:37 (eleven years ago) link

thanks for reminding me to check my torrent sites... hah

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 29 September 2012 20:42 (eleven years ago) link

in 49 years of uneven science fiction that's probably the first time I've actually yelled "OH FUCK OFF" at something in a doctor who episode

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 29 September 2012 22:24 (eleven years ago) link

It was this scene, right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gk9xhrjzjXQ

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 29 September 2012 22:25 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that aspect was regrettable. will admit i cried very very hard at the ending.

balls, Saturday, 29 September 2012 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

the quality of some of the dialogue made me cry tbh

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 29 September 2012 22:48 (eleven years ago) link

wow, didn't know that was going to happen.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 29 September 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not saying anything until the rest of the world has had it broadcast.

see you in six days

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Sunday, 30 September 2012 03:23 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't realise AUS was that late, but I'm happy to wait.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 30 September 2012 08:20 (eleven years ago) link

Isn't there like a body of water between where a certain statue is and manhattan? & wouldn't that entity have rather a lot of weight to transport.
Not plotholes in Dr Who, surely not?

Stevolende, Sunday, 30 September 2012 09:15 (eleven years ago) link

Didn't realise AUS was that late, but I'm happy to wait.

― passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 30 September 2012 18:20 (59 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we get it on iview (basically the same as iplayer) the second it finishes in the uk, so anyone with connectivity who cares has seen it by now. terrestrial air date is six days later.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 30 September 2012 09:20 (eleven years ago) link

OK then, with apologies for people in the CoA who are waiting for the air date...

This was a great big pile of old emo bollocks, wasn't it?

I liked the general idea of the Angels building a big power battery, but to what end? The Angel of Liberty doesn't exactly DO anything, even once they make it mobile. Also, it was previously established they got their power from the action of sending somebody back in time (which was made explicit by Sally Sparrow's mate going back to the 30s and having a perfectly happy pastoral life in Middle England) so what keeping him in a room achieves is absolutely unclear. In fact, since normal people don't have access to time travel anybody they sent back is always trapped out of time and so achieves the same result. Moffatt should watch his own shows.

Angels are made of stone. So how does a giant copper panelled statue (over an iron and wood base?) become one of them? The handwave is obviously that the Whoniverse SoL isn't the same one as in ours, or that the Angels replaced it at some point (without going near how they did it, how they got rid of the old one etc) but it feels like lazy writing that it needed it. And where does the breath come from for the cherub Angel to blow out Rory's candle?

Angels can only move when they're not being observed. Right. So a GIANT STATUE can make it's way across the river and up the street (we hear the footsteps) with nobody ever seeing it in "the city that never sleeps"? For comparison, think of Cloverfield. For it to fit into this plot, by the time the monster is in Central Park it would have had to have got there without ANYBODY having seen it until it was there. Doesn't sound very likely, does it? Also the one that has grabbed River in the mid-plot isn't looked at for most of the time it's onscreen (or implied to be onscreen), and just disappears altogether so they can have the chat on the stairs and The Doctor can give up his last regeneration to heal River's wrist (which is another shitty idea).

How come Rory's death appears on the gravestone before he disappears, but Amy's doesn't until after she's gone? I did love how once she'd disappeared The Doctor couldn't give a fuck about the lone Angel that send them back and just leaves it to keep on zapping people in NYC. Or how the only person that seemed even vaguely bothered Rory had been zapped back in time was Amy. You know, you'd think if you'd just seen it happen to your dad you might crack your face slightly.

The worst bit though, and the worst example of ignoring what you wrote a couple of years ago, is the return to the events of The Eleventh Hour and little Amelia sitting in the garden. It's clear they way we're supposed to read it exactly as it appears to play out - that The Doctor goes back and takes the seven year old Amelia away on an adventure. Someone (not me) has gone back and rewatched TEE and confirms there is a scene where we hear the TARDIS noise with little Amelia giving a lookup and cutaway and don't see the Doctor so it is obviously supposed to be this point. HOWEVER... firstly, from a narrative standpoint, if the Tweedy Man or the Bow-Tie Man turned up and took her on an adventure, wouldn't that be much more memorable than the Raggedy Man who turned up one evening and ate a couple of odd things? And so therefore wouldn't a seven year old be far more likely to call him that? Secondly, Amy wants him to tell her it all. So Amelia always knows her future? Why didn't Amy in that case? Thirdly though, AND THIS IS JUST FUCKING SLOPPY, the events of The Eleventh Hour didn't happen. Moffatt wrote them out of time in The Big Bang when he made it so that Amy's parents didn't get sucked in through the crack in her wall and were always there for her. So little Amelia was never left on her own to be able to have the kitchen escapades with the Doctor and be convinced to pack her case and sit out all night in the garden.

It sums up what I hate about NuWho - the companions being the most important part of the story. They're not, they're our interface with the Whoniverse. It shouldn't be about THEM. Earthshock, for example, is about stopping the Cyberman invasion. The death of Adric is shocking (excuse the pun) but it's not a major part of the plot; it happens at the end and arguably the most important addition to the plot is that it provides the resolution to Cybermen in the TARDIS through using his badge. The freighter crashing is a minor point in comparison. Would Adric have solved it and prevented it if the Cyberman hadn't blown up the keyboard? Probably.

I don't know whether you got the trailer for Christmas afterwards so I won't talk about "Clara" but I suspect it provided a shock for people who hadn't read any BBC press releases etc over the past year.

Can we go back to "adventures in time and space" now please? Please?

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 30 September 2012 10:54 (eleven years ago) link

Think that's pretty OTM. The angel that had River's wrist was chained up, but I'm not sure how efficacious that's supposed to be, but could explain why it wasn't a threat. Unless I missed that it got unchained at some point? Also, River did show a bit of emotion when she was telling Amy to let herself get zapped so she could be with Rory. A bit. My main problem with that scene was Amy'n'Doctor doing the "oh hello I have screwed my face up so you can tell this is a tense bit. Squinty cryey emotions over here!" school of acting.

On the other hand I did like the bit where they jumped, even if it was a bit heavy-handed "LOVE WILL SAVE EVERYTHING" for the trillionth time. At least it was not *literally* the power of love. And it also didn't actually work.

I don't mind so much about Who being about the companions and their relationship with/comprehension of the Doctor, but I can definitely see why you're frustrated when it leads to shoddy plotting.

emil.y, Sunday, 30 September 2012 11:17 (eleven years ago) link

"On the other hand I did like the bit where they jumped, even if it was a bit heavy-handed "LOVE WILL SAVE EVERYTHING" for the trillionth time. At least it was not *literally* the power of love. And it also didn't actually work."

It did though didn't it? It destroyed the battery thing and returned them to earth, it just wasn't as permanent as they'd hoped. & they did get to spend the rest of their lives together though not sure what the 5 year age gap between the pair of them on the gravestone indicated, whether they had to find each other again cos they arrived at different times? or just if one outlived the other.
Also not sure when graveyard was, does 80+ years indicate they went back to 1840 or thereabouts? Or was graveyard present day whenever that is to them. Did I just miss a plot point being explained the first time they were in that graveyard?

Well had me feeling pretty emotional but in a way it was a happy ending since they did get to grow old together instead of just vanishing completely or something. Not sure how much of a struggle that was 21st century person being stranded in the 19th century or whatever. Did she become a publisher/writer? Would that have been a possibility at that time?

Stevolende, Sunday, 30 September 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

The gravestone ages is straightforward. Arthur was born in 1982, Karen was born in 1987. It's a production crew in-joke.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 30 September 2012 13:15 (eleven years ago) link

Right, don't think I'd heard that one.

Stevolende, Sunday, 30 September 2012 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

Well, I read the plan as "stop the angels from pursuing Rory and zapping him constantly". So in those terms, it totally didn't work, seeing as he got zapped again within five minutes of celebrating not being zapped.

emil.y, Sunday, 30 September 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

But he wasn't zapped back to the miserable Angels factory farm, he was zapped back to a presumably fulfilling life in the past with his wife, as the Angels factory farm no longer existed.

I thought this was pretty decent actually, though probably could've done with being a two-parter so as better to balance the mystery/horror aspects and the emo aspects.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 30 September 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

The age difference is presumably bcz Rory died first, as is his wont

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Sunday, 30 September 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

I was really hoping that Amy and Rory creating the paradox would cause the Tardis to explode creating those cracks in the universe, so that would bring it all back to why Amy is important somehow, but eh, I guess we're just going to let all of that go now.

I wanted to be more moved by this, but it did seem a bit rushed. Also annoyed by Amy and Rory having a loooooong suicide pact goodbye while *not* looking at the GIGANTIC WEEPING ANGEL OF LIBERTY in front of them.

Roz, Sunday, 30 September 2012 16:51 (eleven years ago) link

the GIGANTIC WEEPING ANGEL OF LIBERTY

This was just stupid. At the other end of the scale, the baby Angels worked well.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

I did like how when the Daily Star EXCLUSIVELY revealed the Angel of Liberty thing a couple of months ago it was decried as stupid by a lot of the people currently saying it was brilliant.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:13 (eleven years ago) link

I dunno, I thought the Liberty thingerbob was a great opportu just gag. The key was the pointy teeth, I think.

Anyway, Apart from the naff sepia fade at the end, I really enjoyed that, Moff back on form, etc

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

**opportunist gag

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 30 September 2012 17:49 (eleven years ago) link

Agree with e.mily re this: I don't mind so much about Who being about the companions and their relationship with/comprehension of the Doctor, but I can definitely see why you're frustrated when it leads to shoddy plotting.

I'm perfectly willing to handwave tiny plotholes away (like what happens to the surviving Angel in the graveyard), but so much of that just doesn't hold up to the slightest bit of scrutiny. I just don't understand how a fixed point in time lasts 50 years, why couldn't he just pick them up a couple of years later? or meet them in Texas or something, if he couldn't go back to New York? You read a name on a gravestone so you can't change time - is that it?

But even if The Doctor couldn't take them along with him, then why couldn't he at least go visit them? since River presumably went back using her vortex manipulator to give Amy the book, I don't see why the Doctor couldn't do the same.

It's just sooo lazy and really detracted from the story they were trying to tell. I'm not the biggest fan of how Amy and Rory have been used/written in some of the stories, but they were great characters and deserved a better ending than this.

Roz, Sunday, 30 September 2012 18:31 (eleven years ago) link

It's been established since Blink that when the Angels send someone back in time, there's nothing the Doctor can do to save them as it would rewrite time and make the universe explode or something. As a few people have pointed out, the Ponds' exit wasn't unlike Rose's, in that they're sent to a place where the Doctor can never see them. And then there's Donna too - the Doctor cannot visit her or the universe would explode. Only Martha seems to have avoided a similar fate.

I really don't care about the plausibility of the Statue of Liberty moving across Manhattan. It looked cool and scary.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:16 (eleven years ago) link

Really? I remember somebody (Sadowitz, maybe?) saying the thing that put him off magic was David Copperfield making the Statue of Liberty "disappear". That you got to a point where an act, where the suspension of disbelief was the key, stretched your disbelief to the point you can't take it seriously.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 30 September 2012 19:40 (eleven years ago) link

Er...

Er...

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 30 September 2012 20:08 (eleven years ago) link

Some more potentially horrendously obvious stuff:

If the Doctor can't go back to New York in the TARDIS, why don't they just meet in Washington or whatever?
Why doesn't Amy, having grown up knowing what always happens to her and having been given the book to publish by River, give the date and place for the rendezvous with the Doctor in it?
If River can meet up with time-dislocated Amy and give her the book, why can't the Doctor?
If the TARDIS can't go to New York, THE WHOLE REASON WHY RORY AND AMY 'DIE', then how does the Doctor take it back there AT THE END OF THE EPISODE to get the last page of the book?

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 30 September 2012 21:12 (eleven years ago) link

If the TARDIS can't go to New York, THE WHOLE REASON WHY RORY AND AMY 'DIE', then how does the Doctor take it back there AT THE END OF THE EPISODE to get the last page of the book?

what??? the problem was that particular point in 1938 that he had trouble navigating into. The book was in the picnic basket in 2012.

sarahell, Sunday, 30 September 2012 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

WHY

WAS

AMY

WEARING

HARRY POTTER GLASSES.

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Sunday, 30 September 2012 23:48 (eleven years ago) link

You know, to look hip.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 30 September 2012 23:52 (eleven years ago) link

It sums up what I hate about NuWho - the companions being the most important part of the story. They're not, they're our interface with the Whoniverse. It shouldn't be about THEM.

I disagree with this. The GREAT thing about the 2005 series was that it was all happening through Rose's eyes. It was Rose's story; Rose's experience. The whole concept was infinitely relatable to a new generation of viewers, particularly females (let's just for one second ignore the show's complete lack of female writers for the first two years). That's what got it smashing the 10m viewer barrier or whatever it was that time. If this were all DOCTOR WHO: BLOKES IN SPACE it wouldn't have had half the eyeballs and therefore half the onsell revenue and merchandising.

On that, last week's episode was about Amy and Rory (which incidentally is why I got annoyed by all the anorak timey-wimey continuinty etc. analysis). This week's SHOULD have been about Amy and Rory (and, on the face of it, it was), but REALLY it was about stories about stories and determinism and angel farming and 750,000 hipsters who apparently all shut their eyes at exactly the same time at least twice. The two characters who should have been bang in focus were instead subject to a load of clever-pants Moffat horse shit. You actually can no longer watch this show without paying attention to the man behind the curtain, which is especially arrogant when he's writing out two of his show's leads.

A HUGE problem I had with this episode, as Roz & aldo mentioned: Why can't the Doctor just go to, I dunno, 1939 and grab Amy and Rory a year later? Why can't he do timey-wimey to leave them a note to get a train to say Albany and just pick them up there? The stakes were nowhere nearly high enough to justify that awkwardly emotional ending. And anyway, they'll just bloody retcon the whole thing because that's what they always do on this show now. Rose was supposed to be trapped permanently and immutably in Finland or whatever until suddenly she wasn't. Donna was never supposed to see or hear or even think about anyone ever again on pain of major torturous death, until she came back for an encore appearance like 12 minutes later. The Doctor was supposed to die properly last year until suddenly oh ha ha he is not dead see we tricked you. None of this 'permanence' shit means anything anymore.

Also, the angels have now been so over-used that they're no longer scary or suspenseful or even interesting.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:32 (eleven years ago) link

What especially pisses me off is that this year had been superb.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

btw I just checked the writing credits since 2005 to find that the only female writers in that time have been:

- Helen Raynor
- some school children

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

Also, the angels have now been so over-used that they're no longer scary or suspenseful or even interesting.

Same thing happened with the Borg. :(

What especially pisses me off is that this year had been superb.

Ditto! Except I hated "... Mercy."

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:46 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yeah I hated that one too, but I'm aware that loads of people liked it for pretty good reasons.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:51 (eleven years ago) link

(and even 'hate' is unfair tbh, I just found it boring)

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

This wasn't well written but for me it was very sad.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:09 (eleven years ago) link

No-one saw the Statue Of Liberty moving bcz New Yorkers are all jaded fucks.

creating the paradox would cause the Tardis to explode creating those cracks in the universe,

The Silence did it.

I did like how when the Daily Star EXCLUSIVELY revealed the Angel of Liberty thing a couple of months ago it was decried as stupid by a lot of the people currently saying it was brilliant.

Who?

If the Doctor can't go back to New York in the TARDIS, why don't they just meet in Washington or whatever?

It's been established since Blink that when the Angels send someone back in time, there's nothing the Doctor can do to save them as it would rewrite time and make the universe explode or something

Why doesn't Amy, having grown up knowing what always happens to her and having been given the book to publish by River, give the date and place for the rendezvous with the Doctor in it?
If River can meet up with time-dislocated Amy and give her the book, why can't the Doctor?

What? Your second question contradicts your first. Amy hasn't always grown up knowing what would happen to her, she isn't given the MS until she's time-dislocated (it seems).

You actually can no longer watch this show without paying attention to the man behind the curtain, which is especially arrogant when he's writing out two of his show's leads.

This is much less the case than with the last two producers, because he doesn't go urgently out of his way to make himself the public face of the show or spruik himself as the font of all ideas. Also it was much worse with RTD because his plot holes were so much huger and stupider, and his character knife-turns so unearned, that one was yelling at the set for 40 out of every 45 minutes, instead of grumping later about how stuff didn't fit together.

A HUGE problem I had with this episode, as Roz & aldo mentioned: Why can't the Doctor just go to, I dunno, 1939 and grab Amy and Rory a year later? Why can't he do timey-wimey to leave them a note to get a train to say Albany and just pick them up there?

It's been established since Blink that when the Angels send someone back in time, there's nothing the Doctor can do to save them as it would rewrite time and make the universe explode or something

And anyway, they'll just bloody retcon the whole thing because that's what they always do on this show now.

Moffatt has changed time in-story for plot reasons; Russell refused to actually earn moments, so he'd just have someone say "Rose can never see the Doctor again" or "all the Daleks but one have been destroyed," or "all the Time Lords are dead," or "all the Daleks have been destroyed AGAIN" so that he could go 'ZOMG I BROUGHT THEM BACK YOU WEREN'T EXPECTING THAT!' Either (or both!) of them can be annoying or frustrating to viewers' tastes, but one's a shit-lazy cheat and one isn't, imo.

The Doctor was supposed to die properly last year until suddenly oh ha ha he is not dead see we tricked you.

Nonsense, this was always going to be about revealing how the trick was done and how the Doctor came up with it. The show hadn't been cancelled forever.

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

It's been established since Blink that when the Angels send someone back in time, there's nothing the Doctor can do to save them as it would rewrite time and make the universe explode or something

can't wait for the inevitable loophole they find in this

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:15 (eleven years ago) link

also I notice it was all right for them to visit billion-year-old Rory on his death bed yet it's unacceptable for the Doctor to visit them now

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

that's just shoddy 'oh but oh but but' logic imo

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:17 (eleven years ago) link

Which is kind of inevitable in a time-travel story, you have to admit.

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

But if anyone's keeping track, I did like this episode. ;_;

Claudia Schiffer Kills Frog (Leee), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:27 (eleven years ago) link

Which is kind of inevitable in a time-travel story, you have to admit.

Yeah look I don't have a problem with the odd accidental paradox or inaccuracy or whatever creeping into timey-wimey episodes, I just don't buy into this idea that (a) the Doctor can't just sort of meet up with them in 1939/Atlantic City/&c. and (b) that they will never ever undo this ridiculous ~law of science~ in order to bring them back for a 50th anniversary special.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

also re this

Nonsense, this was always going to be about revealing how the trick was done and how the Doctor came up with it. The show hadn't been cancelled forever.

― ┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Monday, 1 October 2012 11:11 (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Obviously the show was never cancelled forever and obviously the Doctor was never going to die, but Moffat expended more energy than was necessary promising that the Doctor would genuinely die and that there was genuinely no trick, even though at the time we all know it was complete bollocks.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

so you'll forgive me for not falling in line with any other promises he makes ever.

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

(xpost) c'mon, that'd be FOURTEEN MONTHS away, any loopholes would be totally earned by then

also I notice it was all right for them to visit billion-year-old Rory on his death bed yet it's unacceptable for the Doctor to visit them now

they didn't visit him though, they bumped into naturally AFTER his entire time-displaced life had lived out - they never found out he'd been displaced and even attempted to track him down.

we saw the ex-cop on his deathbed in Blink too, after his entire displaced etc etc

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:37 (eleven years ago) link

Obviously the show was never cancelled forever and obviously the Doctor was never going to die, but Moffat expended more energy than was necessary promising that the Doctor would genuinely die and that there was genuinely no trick, even though at the time we all know it was complete bollocks.

where did he do this?

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

This wasn't that great, although Amy and Rory jumping off the roof was awesome

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:54 (eleven years ago) link

they didn't visit him though, they bumped into naturally AFTER his entire time-displaced life had lived out - they never found out he'd been displaced and even attempted to track him down.

i.e. exactly the 'oh but oh but but' school of water-tight logic that the producers of this show keep dipping into.

where did he do this?

annoyingly I can't find the actual quote, just loads of references to it. still looking though

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

the source for that quote... appears to be a Tumblr

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

and Doctor Who Confidential?

carson dial, Monday, 1 October 2012 02:26 (eleven years ago) link

Doctor Who Confidential doesn't come up on a Google search

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.readandfindout.com/tvmovies/messageboard/223305/

I recall Moffat himself saying that it is the real Doctor that perishes on the beach. Running through my collection of the DVR to find the comment.

EDIT: Found it. About 6 minutes into the episode of Doctor Who Confidential covering the Impossible Astronaut. The quote follows:

"He really does die in that first scene, and that really is him."

I know that this is not helping btw

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:32 (eleven years ago) link

point being though that they were always going to find a way to bend time so that it wasn't actually the Doctor who died

if the story introduces an intentional paradox or change in the time stream, it's not bad plotting

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

well yes, the Doctor was never going to die, I was just raising it as another reason to never believe any promises made by this show

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 02:46 (eleven years ago) link

About 884,000 results (0.46 seconds) for rule 1 moffatt lies

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Monday, 1 October 2012 06:11 (eleven years ago) link

um yes

Autumn Almanac (Schlafsack), Monday, 1 October 2012 06:28 (eleven years ago) link

So this episode was basically the Ghostbusters II of MoffatWho.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 1 October 2012 07:21 (eleven years ago) link

Moffatt was quoted in several BBC press releases and said at a comic convention (SDCC?) that it was genuine death and there was no trick.

In response to some other stuff up there:

Online people (not from here) were bitching and moaning at the time of the SoL leak about how it was typical tabloid bullshit and couldn't possibly true and was a ridiculous idea. An awful lot of them now are saying what a great bit of tv it was.

It wasn't established in Blink that The Doctor couldn't bring people back once the Angels sent them back, after all he managed to bring himself and Martha back. (In fact, wasn't that the first usage of 'timey-wimey' to refer to his machine he makes?)

Amy does always know what happens to her, she sends The Doctor back to tell the 7 year old Amelia all about her life. And the time-dislocated Amy is the one that writes the afterword so it would be dead easy for her to write a paragraph which says "Lincoln Memorial, 30th June 1953. I'll buy the coffee." So why doesn't she?

There's nothing after them being sent backwards that matters to the Angels (it's stated in Blink that they feed on the rush of potential energy from sending people back to before they were born) so why wouldn't you be able to see them? The Doctor himself says the Angels "kill you nicely" because once you've been sent back you get to live your life all alone.

Other plot points from previous stories conveniently forgotten include "whatever holds the image of an angel becomes an angel" - characters seemed to quite happily look at them without starting to turn to stone like Amy did; "quantum locked angels" - two at the ends of a corridor are facing each other, but are still able to move; "the Angels have the blue box" - the TARDIS can provide them enough time energy to satisfy all their needs now and forever (from Blink) but now they're completely uninterested in it?

Finally, Doctor Who has never been Blokes In Space, not at any time in its history. And the female characters have always been strong/spunky/whatever, ever since the beginning.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 1 October 2012 08:49 (eleven years ago) link

I rewatched Blink the other week and the Angels did not send the Doctor and Martha back to 1969. They were already in 1969 when the Angels stole the Tardis, leaving them stranded there. As they weren't time locked, they could return to the present day once they got the Tardis back.
So Moffat has been entirely consistent with the show's internal logic. When the Angels send someone back it's a done deal.
Granted some of the other stuff you mention - Angels facing each other, people looking away etc - might have been a little inconsistent, but it's pretty minor stuff I'm quite happy to handwave when I'm being swept up in the action.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Monday, 1 October 2012 11:48 (eleven years ago) link

Fair enough on Blink, I haven't seen it in ages.

I've just rewatched Saturday's and the inconsistencies I point out are still there. Plus I spotted a new one: it's a cherub that sends Rory back to 1938, but when he gets moved the second time the explanation for space not time is that they can't do time. Also, it's confirmed in the text that Rory (and the detective from the opener) get shunted back once into the hotel where they see out all of their days until they get old - multiple bounceback is not mentioned at all - which makes the entire concept of the hotel redundant as they get the energy from the shunt back into the past irrespective of what happens to the individual once they're there (Angels plots passim).

In terms of going back to see Amy & Rory the Doctor just says he can't and doesn't offer any other explanation why - but he does say he can't ever land the TARDIS in New York again because of the rift problems that give him trouble landing it in this episode, and if he tried it would DEFINITELY destroy the city (and maybe the Earth). Only to do it a couple of minutes later; he and River have left in the TARDIS before he goes back to get the last page of the book so he must have landed it in NYC again and HANG THE CONSEQUENCES.

Oh, and Amy tells him he has to go and tell the 7 year old Amelia ALL of her adventures with the Doctor so Amy must have grown up knowing everything that she was about to do.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 1 October 2012 12:03 (eleven years ago) link

he doesn't say he can't ever land it in NY again, he says he can't land it 'here' again - so presumably that point in space and time, not just space. Also, we don't see the cherub send him back, we just hear it chase him: an adult statue could have come along to do teh time/space honours.

but yeah the multiple bounceback thing is a real missed opportunity: the idea of someone being constantly bounced back in little increments, each time they try to leave, is so fascinating but they fuck it up with the stone mecha SoL stuff. (also how can they live out their lives in the hotel, where does their food even come from, this is bullshit)

i think having the doctor go back and tell little Amelia stories is actually quite a good way of redoing the "imaginary friend" thing? which is necessary to ensure Mels' doctor fixation, etc.

paleopolice (c sharp major), Monday, 1 October 2012 12:12 (eleven years ago) link

And the time-dislocated Amy is the one that writes the afterword so it would be dead easy for her to write a paragraph which says "Lincoln Memorial, 30th June 1953. I'll buy the coffee." So why doesn't she? - there were other plot issues i willfully ignored while watching it but this one nagged at me (well, this and statue of liberty. comparison to ghostbuster II unfair to ghostbusters II imo). moffat wanted to 1) get rids of ponds 2) have it be tragic, w/ a sacrifice 3) have it be permanent 4) o but let's not kill them though. angels provided vehicle for doing so and them being moffat's signature monster added to appeal. the 'o and you can't visit them' seemed a dumb, unnecessary element to add gravity to sadness and farewell (and maybe allow the relatively poetic element of the afterword). in the moment i was crying my eyes out but afterward it occurred to me that this ending isn't even that sad really for them, there is the sadness of not being able to (easily) communicate w/ their family and whatever friends they've managed to hold on to but beyond that they get the best of both of their 2 lifes, they're permanent time travelers who in their day to day life will get the thrill and adventure of living in the past while at the same time being able to put down roots, start a family, etc. i just wish moffat had gone one step further and had rory be his own grandfather. still enjoyed it greatly. love the ponds but ready for new hotness. do think angels well has been gone to too often for sure and regret that door wasn't closed on them also. curious if anyone here can tell me what changes in opening credits means.

balls, Monday, 1 October 2012 12:17 (eleven years ago) link

he doesn't say he can't ever land it in NY again, he says he can't land it 'here' again - so presumably that point in space and time, not just space.

That makes even less sense. Why would he need to land it at that space/time place unless that was the only place/time that Amy, he or River could ever conceive seeing her again even though she's dead by then/there?

Granted we don't see the cherub send Amy back, but it's trailed hard from Bethseda Fountain and Bethseda terrace isn't actually that dark you could have a full size statue moving round unnoticed. It would also be the only statue there...

I think the opening titles are just green because the angels are. I pointed out a while ago they'd been getting darker as the series went on, but I'm sure that was just foreshadowing the Pond departure.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 1 October 2012 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

xpost Angels facing each other isn't just "a little inconsistent"! It's their being frozen by any gaze that allows the Doctor to paralyse them all for ever in Blink by dematerialising the Tardis while they surround it. It's crucial to their MO.

Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Monday, 1 October 2012 12:44 (eleven years ago) link

It's also why they're called "weeping" because they cover their faces so they can't see each other.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Monday, 1 October 2012 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't really like this ep and spent much of the episode shouting "get on with it!", "less emo!" and "why is nobody looking at the statue?!" at the telly (apparently an extra previously unknown rule of the angels is that they do not move while you are giving a long emo speech) and I nodded along to various plotholes grumbled about on this thread

but now I have read sic's big post I am ready to say that it was okayish and maybe I'm just grumpy and at least the Moff is not RTD, still

still small voice of clam (a passing spacecadet), Monday, 1 October 2012 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

i feel like we haven't talked enough about how bad the music was in this episode?

Maybe just because it goes without saying but DEAR GOD THE ROOFTOP SCENE.

paleopolice (c sharp major), Monday, 1 October 2012 13:23 (eleven years ago) link

I have become deaf to Murray Gold's music over the years, I think overexposure to his music has now allowed me to tune it out.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 1 October 2012 13:26 (eleven years ago) link

I think there was an excellent story wrapped in a gigantic pile of average

As far as "heartwrenching" endings go, it was a very ignoble send-off for Rory and an unearned happy ending for Amy; she lets the Angel zap her straight to her husband's side and writes a cheery coda to let the viewers know she's living happily ever after.

It would have been more interesting if they had gone back and gotten Rory by any of the means described above and gone back home, only to have Angels continually show up and continually zap him back into the past, until he decides to stay in the past, with Amy needing to make the choice to stay with him or not. (I mean obv she would but maybe something happens that blocks it, like say if she stays with Rory the Angels latch onto his family and start zapping them into random places and the only way to keep them occupied is to use herself as bait, or whatever.)

Also thought it was interesting and a little disappointing, if understandable given the time period they were zapped into, that being pulled out of the Doctor's life turned them from the Ponds into the Williamses

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 13:40 (eleven years ago) link

Shurely the whole point is that it's an easy retcon for when the actors come back in two series time?

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 1 October 2012 16:35 (eleven years ago) link

she lets the Angel zap her straight to her husband's side and writes a cheery coda to let the viewers know she's living happily ever after.

But is she, though? River had just told her "Never let him see the damage" and if things have not worked out the Doctor is not going deal with that very well. I don't see her writing an afterword that tells the Doctor that she ended up on her own and has been living a miserable existence even if that turned out to be the case.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

I have officially been thinking about this stupid plot too much.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:23 (eleven years ago) link

I remember Moffat saying early on that it's impossible for the series to get anything wrong w.r.t. continuity because everything is a ripple from the Time War. Suspect that it's the timey-wimey explanation.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

xp

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 1 October 2012 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

But is she, though? River had just told her "Never let him see the damage" and if things have not worked out the Doctor is not going deal with that very well. I don't see her writing an afterword that tells the Doctor that she ended up on her own and has been living a miserable existence even if that turned out to be the case.

That's a fair point but I don't see the cemetery allowing Amy to put her name on the tombstone and be buried on top of some random dude she claimed was her husband without some form of proof/evidence.

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

Inscription on gravestone means they wound up together, with her surviving him five years. And what Dan said. If Ponds ever reappear, bank on the date of that appearance being 1963.

Also: that's an unusual way to get a rent-controlled NYC apartment!

ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Monday, 1 October 2012 17:36 (eleven years ago) link

I remember Moffat saying early on that it's impossible for the series to get anything wrong w.r.t. continuity because everything is a ripple from the Time War. Suspect that it's the timey-wimey explanation.

And I thought this was fixed after Rassilon and crew got re-locked into the void in The End of Time

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:18 (eleven years ago) link

fuck that nonsense though

Moffatt rebooted the entire universe at the end of his first year, this is a much bigger free pass to ignore old continuity forever

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:30 (eleven years ago) link

Doesn't give him a free pass to create plots that make no sense.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 01:38 (eleven years ago) link

no, that's a different issue

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 02:16 (eleven years ago) link

I finally watched this ep

Here's my whole problem with all timeline shenanigans and River Song is Amy's daughter and Rory waited 2000 years and Amy was never the little girl in the garden and let's go back to 1938 and fucking DIE but let's not but let's die

There's no fucking actual goddamn story for me to hang my bloody hat on when it comes to a finale and Amy's suddenly head over heels in love with Rory when she hadn't been for fucking ever, and River is calling her Mum randomly at the end when she hadn't all episode and

I just sat there watching the whole thing not caring. I bawled my fucking eyes out when the Rose series ended (yes I know everyone hates Rose but me whatever)...Autumn Almanac was otm when he said there was no emotional focus

The music made the ending sound like the saddest thing in all of humanity which was so irritating becuase I'm like SHUT UP I DON'T EVEN GET WHY I'M SUPPOSED TO BE SAD

I dunno, the whole thing left me cold. Let alone the stupid fucking Liberty Angel jesus effing christ I'd rather watch another Tardis car chase on the freeway

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

no idea why I double space all of that, haha

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 05:15 (eleven years ago) link

also I guess I didn't really like Pond that much overall so I just kind of accepted that she was done?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 05:16 (eleven years ago) link

Amy's suddenly head over heels in love with Rory when she hadn't been for fucking ever,

they have been head over heels for at least seven or eight years in their own timeline at that point

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 06:02 (eleven years ago) link

exactly. in their own timeline.

maybe if I'd paid more attention to you and aldo explaining the timelines in detail I would have 'got' it better, but I just don't. Most of my complaints are more to do with me not really getting their arc really at all, and all the timeline jiggery pokery, than any story holes or what have you.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:32 (eleven years ago) link

I just sat there watching the whole thing not caring. I bawled my fucking eyes out when the Rose series ended (yes I know everyone hates Rose but me whatever)...Autumn Almanac was otm when he said there was no emotional focus

I am one of those people who completely hates Rose but I agree her send off was much more well done/emotionally resonant than what happened with the Ponds.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:36 (eleven years ago) link

And I love both of them! I was expecting to be much more upset by their leaving than what ended up happening, mostly because it was so dumb and emotionally manipulative.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

I realize the useless detective was there to link into the narrative plot device that was the book but I feel like it would have been a much stronger story had that initial scene setting not been there at all and the entire episode had centered around Rory getting zapped back in time by the Angels and Amy chasing after him from the beginning

They could have set up a time loop where Rory was trapped forever and Amy willingly sacrificed herself to it in the off chance she could break them both out of it, and then had them both lost in the loop forever until they jumped off the roof and killed themselves. That would have been adequately "heartwrenching".

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

It seemed so dashed off at the last minute.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

The conversation they had on the roof before they jumped was fantastic and felt earned, but the coda was just stupid and annoying

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:48 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I did like that exchange, it felt v tragic and heartfelt

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:50 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently when Mike McShane talks about nobody noticing statues moving any more to the detective, it's supposed to mean that people in NYC are desensitised to things moving around and tune out everything that happens in the city ergo Angel of Liberty can move about unobserved.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

flawless

paleopolice (c sharp major), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

that just annoys me

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

The biggest problem with the Angel of Liberty is that they used it twice. They should have held off of that reveal until the roof scene with Amy and Rory.

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:08 (eleven years ago) link

otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 16:10 (eleven years ago) link

Would have preferred the Central Park Alice In Wonderland statue to come alive rather than Liberty. Just feels overused...

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:49 (eleven years ago) link

yeah that would've been cool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 20:52 (eleven years ago) link

There were the elements of a great story there... The scuttling cherubs and scene with the chained up Angel were genuinely unsettling, but felt undercut by grafting a big Matrix back plot onto the Angels.

Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

Most of my complaints are more to do with me not really getting their arc really at all, and all the timeline jiggery pokery, than any story holes or what have you.

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:32 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This is otm. Wibbly wobbly works well when it supports a story, or when nothing terribly important is supposed to be happening that week. In this case it should have taken a back seat to the exit of two major characters, but didn't.

The conversation they had on the roof before they jumped was fantastic and felt earned, but the coda was just stupid and annoying

― set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 01:48 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That 'it's called marriage' line actually caused me to break my neck, because that's the speed at which the vomit came flying out of my face

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

Just occurred to me, since when can Angels take over statues? They're not possessing spirits, they're aliens who happen to look and behave like statues.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 2 October 2012 21:22 (eleven years ago) link

The statue that did for Mike McShane is an actual bronze statue in OK,dedicated in 1930.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5f/Pioneer_2.jpg

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 09:26 (eleven years ago) link

The Asylum of the Daleks episode was okay, but, apart from that, I haven't liked or cared about this series one bit. I'm wondering whether I'm done with it, or it's just a bad (shortish) run?

DavidM, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 11:01 (eleven years ago) link

This has been a pretty crappy run of episodes.

Manfred Mann meets Man Parrish (ithappens), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:08 (eleven years ago) link

none of them were as bad as Victory of the Daleks, so there's slight comfort in that

set me on fire RAAAAH (DJP), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:29 (eleven years ago) link

This has been a pretty crappy run of episodes.

Yep. Hopefully the new year will be a burst of fun with the new companion, with fewer plot holes and 200% less Chibnall.

┐(´ー`)┌ (sic), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

I finally watched this and the gaping "why doesn't the Doctor just pick them up in LA in 1940?" plot hole was so big and so stupid it undermined basically everything else. Amy and Rory jumping off the roof was indeed great though.

I really thought they were building up to Amy getting (normally) pregnant and her and Rory forcibly turning the Doctor away and telling him never to come back. Which would have been more elegant and more final than the mess we got.

Also I wish they'd get actual Americans actors to play Americans.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:33 (eleven years ago) link

I rewatched Blink the other week and the Angels did not send the Doctor and Martha back to 1969. They were already in 1969 when the Angels stole the Tardis, leaving them stranded there. As they weren't time locked, they could return to the present day once they got the Tardis back.
So Moffat has been entirely consistent with the show's internal logic. When the Angels send someone back it's a done deal.

Strange then that the Doctor says to the Angel zapped policeman "Normally I'd offer you a lift home but somebody nicked my motor."

I am the one and (onimo), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 21:57 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, I remember that line and I read it as the Angels stole the Tardis. It's never explicitly stated that they zapped the Doctor and Martha back in the process. The convention is that the Angels send you back for good, making any Tardis rescues impossible.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

Aye, but it also says that he could bring the policeman back, is I think onimo's point.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 October 2012 23:55 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, it implies he's taken other people home without shattering the fabric of time and space and the only thing stopping him is the TARDIS being stuck in the future.

I am the one and (onimo), Thursday, 4 October 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

That's the thing, being sent back in time isn't actually scary unless it actually locks you there.

Trying to work out how and why Moffatt has fallen off so badly recently - his early episodes and first full season were all fantastic but it's felt increasingly back-of-a-fag-packet since.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 October 2012 08:43 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, thinking about it the departure of the Ponds/season arc (and to a degree the whole story of Amy) is the emo bit of The Girl In The Fireplace stretched out over 5 episodes (and/or 3 seasons): The Doctor dips in and out of the companion's lives exposing that his timeline and their reality take place at different speeds/are not concurrent, the companion has grown up from childhood with a romanticised notion of The Doctor based on their first meeting, the companion is told by The Doctor he'll be right back, only to disappear for a number of years, the final fate of the companion is written down by them and read by The Doctor after their death.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Thursday, 4 October 2012 08:53 (eleven years ago) link

ooh, good connection! The Girl in The Fireplace might have been my least favorite Tennant episode.

sarahell, Friday, 5 October 2012 05:46 (eleven years ago) link

But... but... you DID see the Daleks in New York story, right?

computers are the new "cool tool" (James Morrison), Friday, 5 October 2012 08:02 (eleven years ago) link

Ha Ha I actually liked the Daleks take Manhattan. I thought it was funny.

sarahell, Friday, 5 October 2012 08:15 (eleven years ago) link

The problem with landing the tardis in 30s New York didn't have anything to do with events in the Dalek story did it?

Presumably had more to do with the energy battery the Angels had set up and which was destroyed by the end of the episode. So just realising if it was down to that, then the problem would have disappeared when the battery was flushed out of history, surely?

So is that another loophole they missed? or did somebody already mention that?

Stevolende, Friday, 5 October 2012 10:11 (eleven years ago) link

I think the logic was that the paradox created by Rory and Amy's "suicide" was so large that it would be dangerous to land a TARDIS at the same place and time again.

I am the one and (onimo), Friday, 5 October 2012 12:25 (eleven years ago) link

I would definitely play an old school Lucasarts Doctor Who game.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 5 October 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

Daleks in New York > Angels in New York... but honestly they should stop visiting America, its always pretty cringeworthy.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Saturday, 6 October 2012 00:03 (eleven years ago) link

Well maybe if they used American actors for American parts it would all be better?

Stevolende, Saturday, 6 October 2012 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

Gotta keep chasing that big US audience.

DavidM, Saturday, 6 October 2012 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

Did people watch the Coming Soon Christmas bit and if so can we talk companion?

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 6 October 2012 14:45 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't and would like not to, but this may be a minority opinion now

fistula-la-la (sic), Saturday, 6 October 2012 14:52 (eleven years ago) link

Well maybe if they used American actors for American parts it would all be better?

Mike McShane is American, isn't he?

I am the one and (onimo), Saturday, 6 October 2012 16:19 (eleven years ago) link

Canadian, if I remember WLIIA correctly.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 6 October 2012 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

Born in Boston, Massachusetts and raised in Roeland Park, Kansas,

I am the one and (onimo), Saturday, 6 October 2012 17:44 (eleven years ago) link

There is a 'special' accent I call "Radio 4 American".

ella fingerblast hurls forever (suzy), Saturday, 6 October 2012 17:55 (eleven years ago) link

I stand corrected on McShane.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Saturday, 6 October 2012 17:57 (eleven years ago) link

Huh, I thought he was Canadian too.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 7 October 2012 14:44 (eleven years ago) link

oh was that Mike McShane in the last episode, I didn't recognise him. But he's been an ex-pat for years hasn't he? Was certainly in London in the 90s cos I saw him around Soho/Berwick St a few times at the time.

Had wondered if any of that was filmed in NYC for some reason, was that Cardiff doubling for Central Park?

Stevolende, Sunday, 7 October 2012 20:27 (eleven years ago) link

Just thought they'd normally used English actors with bad BBC US accents as a staple through the history of the programme.

Stevolende, Sunday, 7 October 2012 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

Central Park played the role of Central Park in tonight's performance.

fistula-la-la (sic), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:15 (eleven years ago) link

No, that was genuinely Central Park. The dalek one didn't have any actual filming in NYC (apart from Confidential).

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:16 (eleven years ago) link

Wondered if they would, if the budget had sunk. Wasn't really sure if they actually needed to since it was only used intermittently.
Must cost quite a bit to shift the production to the U.S. if it could be recreated at home?

Stevolende, Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:38 (eleven years ago) link

The opening scene with them reading in the park was very ostentatiously "look, we actaully filmed this in NY!"

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

Guess I'm kind of wondering why they would do something like that if they didn't actually need to. Seemed to be a pretty fleeting glimpse of actual NYC, years ago they would have just filmed somewhere else that didn't automatically incur costs to get to in the same league and tried to pass it off. So if there are budgetary constraints why are they using up what budget there is in that way?
Would have been nice to get a couple more episodes without as exotic locations?
Or has it come down to individual budgeting of individual episodes over so much money spread over a full series? Maybe it wouldn't make up that much difference, but surely relocating across continents costs something in itself?

Stevolende, Sunday, 7 October 2012 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

The NYC shots spent a large percentage of their budget this year, which is why the dalek one didn't do it and why the dinosaur mattes were reused from Walking With Dinosaurs.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Sunday, 7 October 2012 22:02 (eleven years ago) link

They also used the trip to the US to do a bunch of promo.

Would have been nice to get a couple more episodes without as exotic locations?

It doesn't work like this, they were commissioned for 14 episodes.

fistula-la-la (sic), Sunday, 7 October 2012 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

Would have been nice to get a couple more episodes decent scripts without as exotic locations?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 7 October 2012 23:34 (eleven years ago) link

I've been hoping they're saving all the good scripts for next year

fistula-la-la (sic), Sunday, 7 October 2012 23:38 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=XWU6XL9xI4k

The Angels Take Manhattan didn't make me cry, but this made me tear up a little.

controversial cabaret roommate (Nicole), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:05 (eleven years ago) link

Aw, yeah, that's nice.

Oh, this came out. I've not read it.

http://www.sfx.co.uk/2012/09/27/doctor-whos-first-e-book-exclusive-inspired-by-the-angels-take-manhattan/

JimD, Friday, 12 October 2012 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

Does anybody know where the snow scene in the dalek episode was shot? Just been wondering since seeing it. Was it the U.K. somewhere? Wasn't aware there was now around with nice weather when it did snow.

Stevolende, Friday, 12 October 2012 13:31 (eleven years ago) link

Almeria in Spain.

Anyway, I wasn't taken with the Ponds thing but you probably all guessed that. It does raise the question of how they became well enough established in 1946 to adopt without Rory drawing enough attention to himself and get drafted.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe the US army has a policy against recruiting those with too much residual time energy.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

Actually, how did Chris Chibnall write this? Was it, in fact, supposed to be at the end of The Power Of Three and spoiler Angels which is why it wasn't filmed?

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

Was it, in fact, supposed to be at the end of The Power Of Three and spoiler Angels which is why it wasn't filmed?

no, that is highly unlikely. it was more likely written as a potential coda to the final episode.

paleopolice (c sharp major), Friday, 12 October 2012 13:59 (eleven years ago) link

Why would Steven Moffatt ask Chris Chibnall to write a coda to his (Moffatt's) conclusion to a story? That makes less sense.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

bcz moffat has this thing where each writer has a kind of writerly ownership for the original character they introduced?

i don't think this was written with the intent of getting it filmed, i think it is basically fanfic - a bit from moffat's first weeping angels episode, played out with chibnall's 'brian williams' character.

paleopolice (c sharp major), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

"Fifty Shades Of Pond"

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

ugh

The Owls of Ja Rule (DJP), Friday, 12 October 2012 14:47 (eleven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtG5dK_HaGg

the max in the high castle (kingfish), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 05:44 (eleven years ago) link

That's kind of great. Love the one from Invasion of Time when Tom and Andred say it at the same time.

passive-aggressive display name (aldo), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

I saw this the other day and found it relevant to my interests

Tom Baker Releasing Audio Book Reading of Charles Dickens' Christmas Carol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 15:05 (eleven years ago) link

if you find the compilation of Baker T's "What??!"s plz to post

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Wednesday, 17 October 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

http://www.pastemagazine.com/articles/2012/11/watch-a-trailer-for-the-doctor-who-christmas-speci.html?utm_source=contactology&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=Paste+Lifeline+11%2F19%2F12

Christmas special then... prequel has that awful expository voiceover thing that has become one of the most annoying elements of the Moffat era. Maybe he thinks it's like being read a bed time story, but the magical elements shouldn't need to be tacked on like that. And another Victorian Christmas episode? C'mon Moff, isn't that a bit easy? I know the Christmas one is just a bit of fun, but as an introduction to the new companion it's important it's not a complete shiter. Richard E Grant hamming it up with killer snowmen? Hmmm. One criticism I've seen of Moffat's era is that the Doctor's characterisation is all over the place, and it's something I've come round to. In this prequel he starts off all dark and moody and retired, but in the trailer he's back to his wacky self.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Monday, 19 November 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

I feel the worst for Matt Smith, he does very well with what he's given, which is sometimes very terrible.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

yes. yes. too true.

a series of top-selling Maryanne Amacher BluRays (sarahell), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 01:32 (eleven years ago) link

One criticism I've seen of Moffat's era is that the Doctor's characterisation is all over the place, and it's something I've come round to. In this prequel he starts off all dark and moody and retired, but in the trailer he's back to his wacky self.

Dunno if this is an entirely fair criticism; Eleven has always been portrayed as particularly mercurial.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 02:15 (eleven years ago) link

but as an introduction to the new companion it's important it's not a complete shiter

at least it means (i think) we're getting a companion not from the present day. huzzah!

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

oh man I carefully watched the minisode but not the trailer to avoid spoilering myself but that is very very promising you're right

chap otm, also lol as though it's new for a Doctor to be mercurial

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 02:45 (eleven years ago) link

Mercurial yes, but then there's mercurial and there's spotty characterisation. I'd generally give them the benefit of the doubt, but it's as if they've been leading the Doctor in one direction then not really following it through - ie the dark Doctor, his big moment of messianic hubris was never really THAT big or dark. Then all of a sudden he's jolly again.

Anyway, return of Tenant? Dunno how they'll work it, but it'd be nice to have him back...

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2012/11/19/david-tennant-back-for-doctor-whos-50th-anniversary/

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

I just assumed he'd be back for the anniversary tbh

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:55 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know how it would work. I don't have much confidence in Moffat's ability to write a big 50th anniversary story now. I wish someone else was writing it, but I don't really have any suggestions as to who that would be.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 19:57 (eleven years ago) link

Have none of you watched The Three Doctors, The Five Doctors or The Two Doctors? This is maybe the least surprising surprise tied to the 50th anniversary possible.

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

otm

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:20 (eleven years ago) link

I thought they would probably get him back, I just doubt it's going to be any good. Getting Eccleston back would be the real surprise, given how much he talks about never wanting anything to do with Doctor Who ever again.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, that would be a massive coup

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

of course, they could just cobble together old footage and build a performance for him like they did for Tom Baker in The Five Doctors

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 20:30 (eleven years ago) link

'starring Sean Penn as Christopher Eccleston'

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 20 November 2012 21:03 (eleven years ago) link


I feel the worst for Matt Smith, he does very well with what he's given, which is sometimes very terrible.

One could say this of all Doctors!

Khaleeesi (Leee), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

except McCoy

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:24 (eleven years ago) link

otm

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:46 (eleven years ago) link

polishing turds is a key job requirement of playing the doctor

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:47 (eleven years ago) link

McCoy had to work with shit a good third of the time - most of his first year, that Cyberman story

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

The only times McCoy actually worked for me were when the story was as intentionally ridiculous and campy as he was, which is why I think his most effective story was "Paradise Towers". Most of his "omnipotent manipulator" stuff is undercut by McCoy's idea of playing stony gravitas tends to come across as an annoying dude shouting at you to distract you from the giant fart he just let rip.

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

otm

there's a moment in ghost light when you can practically see him thinking 'I AM ANGRY I AM ANGRY' and just sort of hissing like the world's most pissweak cobra

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

I mean, I get that "Time and the Rani" is objectively terrible, but it's also incredibly hilarious in spots, particularly the Rani's ultra-mean, teeth-grinding imitation of Mel

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:40 (eleven years ago) link

the nub of the problem is that they chose to cast someone whose great talent was ~playing spoons~ as a powerful and dynamic lord of all space and time

xp yeah, there are definitely some inspired moments in that story (at least on paper)

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:42 (eleven years ago) link

I will say, though, that the racism reveal in "Remembrance of the Daleks" and the way Sophie Aldred played Ace's reaction was great, possibly the best moment in the 7th Doctor's televised tenure

That Doctor worked so much better in print.

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 02:44 (eleven years ago) link

yeah, mccoy was so incredibly great when he wasn't there

炒面kampf (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

hahaha

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:08 (eleven years ago) link

McCoy onscreen >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Baker, C. onscreen*


* Colin is fantastic with a good audio script (and Ridgway/Colin was basically my era of DWM)

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 03:31 (eleven years ago) link

That only makes sense to me if you judge CBaker solely by "The Twin Dilemma" and "Timelash"

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 05:30 (eleven years ago) link

I've never rewatched a Colin episode, but I remember my slow-dawning, relieved enjoyment of Sylvester on his arrival (and then my outright delight that the whole show was GOOD again with the first episode of Remembrance)

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 21 November 2012 07:43 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 22 November 2012 02:18 (eleven years ago) link

I love Vengeance on Varos a lot

I loves you, PORGI (DJP), Thursday, 22 November 2012 14:25 (eleven years ago) link

http://www.bustedtees.com/boovsangel

koogs, Thursday, 29 November 2012 10:59 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

In a shocking conclusion, I actually really liked that. But then I love The Romans, so I'm perfectly happy with Doctor Who doing straight comedy.

Oswin series arc not so much. I hope she turns out to be the other last of the Jaggeroth.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 18:45 (eleven years ago) link

i am encouraged by yr positive review aldo! :)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 25 December 2012 19:25 (eleven years ago) link

Oh awesome; Richard E Grant is in this

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 02:10 (eleven years ago) link

I thought that was one of the better Christmas specials -- but I was really impressed by the opening credits sequence - I hope that's the new one going forward!

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 02:12 (eleven years ago) link

Clara/Oswin is smug & boring to me. I'd much rather the episode had revolved around Madame Vastra and Jenny. I loved the new credit sequence though.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 04:28 (eleven years ago) link

That was really quite good!
Love Strax as comic relief sidekick...and I quite like Clara/Oswin! Can I just call her Ozma

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

Strax scenes were best, otherwise I thought this was pretty middling. Grant was wasted imo.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 07:17 (eleven years ago) link

Grant wasted, but so was that storyline (ideas were there but it was never given the chance to become it's own thing). I thought this was pretty great though, and not just because of the new titles and the new Tardis. Was genuinely surprised how much I thought Clara really popped with the Doctor. Kind of bummed that we aren't going to get a Victorian-era companion, but if she can translate that same spirit I'm looking forward to it.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 07:51 (eleven years ago) link

I was really impressed by the opening credits sequence - I hope that's the new one going forward!

I understand this is the new one for the 50th anniversary year, same with new TARDIS

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 09:05 (eleven years ago) link

Looks good

"It's the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Drunk!" (kingfish), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 09:16 (eleven years ago) link

Clara is smug, but in a show that's had River and Amy in it that's an odd criticism to make as she's barely 10% as smug as them. Maybe that's just the way Moffatt writes women characters.

Some theories circulating already that Clara is the living embodiment of the show - born on November 23rd, died twice, the second time at 26. More of a stretch is that her initials are C/OO. Serial C was Inside The Spaceship and Serial OO was the Ice Warriors. In yesterday's episode she tries to escape from the ice warrior inside the spaceship...

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 10:46 (eleven years ago) link

New theme tune sounds like it's been Trevor Horned (in a good way).

Thought that episode was very Whedon-esque -- Strax is basically a Buffy character, isn't he? The resolution was wank with a capital cock, but otherwise jolly good.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

Oh -- also the SFX were unusually craptastic (another tribute?) but I actually rather preferred them that way.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 13:41 (eleven years ago) link

SFX were fine except ice lady, who was terrible, but looked intentionally / endearingly so

Some theories circulating already that Clara is the living embodiment of the show

they already did this with Amy though

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 13:43 (eleven years ago) link

Amy is the living embodiment of everything though.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

I thought this was pretty great and I otherwise haven't really enjoyed an episode of Doctor Who this year. Part of that might just have been that I was really tired of the Ponds, they'd run their course ages ago and Amy's storyline was a complete mess by the end.

I'm liking Clara so far, although bummed out they killed the Victorian version, I was hoping for a companion not from present-day Britain. The cemetary scene at the end was a bit Sally Sparrow. Moffatt's tendency to over-elaborate and over-conceptualise companion story arcs is one of his worst traits though and I hope this one doesn't turn out to be a similar mess. Maybe there'll be a different Clara in each episode?

Can someone explain the deal with the Doctor's Sontaran buddy? I don't think I've seen him before although I may have missed an episode somewhere along the line.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 14:32 (eleven years ago) link

Appeared in A Good Man Goes To War, same as Mme Vastra & Jenny - presumably they save his life after that and he hangs out with them since, under an onus.

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 14:48 (eleven years ago) link

Enjoyed it a lot, best xmas special to date I reckon. Agree with everyone that the new title sequence is great (loved his face appearing!), and that Victorian Clara had a lot more promise than meta-arc Clara.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 16:13 (eleven years ago) link

def got Sally Sparrow vibes from some of the Clara scenes -- maybe that's why I like her so much?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

I think that's why I dislike her so much to be honest -- I'd rather have a new companion that wasn't made up of so many recycled tropes. I'd rather have a character that is interesting in their own right and not because of some overarching story arc or another timey wimey mystery.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

that's understandable. I think I always feel that way when the show's not on the air and then as soon as I watch all my expectations go out the window, lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

I don't want to give the impression that I hated this, because I didn't. Just some quibbles. Anything with Ian McKellen shouting can't be all bad.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 17:29 (eleven years ago) link

I wanted to bring up a spoilery point but I've not posted on a DW thread before...perhaps since this was the first one I've seen in real time. Anyhow, whats the policy? I'd hate to offend terribly.

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 18:36 (eleven years ago) link

As long as it's about something from an episode that's been broadcast in the UK you'll be fine. Some people get a bit arsey about discussing coming soon and next time trailers though.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

I'd rather have a character that is interesting in their own right and not because of some overarching story arc or another timey wimey mystery.

This. I liked original Dalek Oswin because she was a tech genius. Well, I guess now all her incarnations are geniuses but that alone should have been enough really.

Alright episode - kind of tired of evil alien things feeding off human emotions or thoughts too. just think about love/tell the alien thing you're its mum!

Roz, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 18:46 (eleven years ago) link

i really hope Clara dies in every episode? which sounds kind of weird, as I actually liked the character, but the idea of a companion who the doctor comes to find in a bunch of different times, and who he can never save (but then maybe she... saves herself??) is kind of nifty.

on the other hand, i really wish there were fewer emotions happening here.

c sharp major, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

I know Grant wasn't awesome but I really did enjoy him nonethless...he does that flat-affect misanthrope so well, I got a little hint of Withnail in some of it. Or maybe it's just me being a fangirl, I suppose i see withnail in everything he does :/

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 18:52 (eleven years ago) link

Wikipedia confirmed it, but my thought was that the Great Intelligence was the same creature as in the Abominable Snowmen... thought that was cool, though it seemed more of a nod than anything

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 18:58 (eleven years ago) link

i really hope Clara dies in every episode?

Oh my god, they killed Clara! You bastards!

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

lol

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 18:59 (eleven years ago) link

exactlyyyyyyyyyy

c sharp major, Wednesday, 26 December 2012 19:11 (eleven years ago) link

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llbnv0bfkN1qe7olko1_500.jpg

my thought was that the Great Intelligence was the same creature as in the Abominable Snowmen...

This was heavily underlined with the last Vastra/Jenny exchange, if you'd missed the lunchbox lampshade earlier.

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 23:23 (eleven years ago) link

Continuity problem though - he says the lunchbox is from 67, and the line the Web Of Fear is on doesn't open until 68. UNIT dating be dawned, Web of Fear is in 1975 (40 years after The Abominable Snowman from the dialogue).

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

I also thought (hoped?) that her dying every story despite best efforts at saving would be a neat plot point, and then I thought, well, Rory's already done that, and I don't really need any more excuses for emo Doctor every episode.

Quite liked the special but reserve the right to complain about everything in it later in the series when I'm sick of whichever bits turn out to be the new recurring tropey-wopey thing.

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 23:37 (eleven years ago) link

haha v true

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

Continuity problem though - he says the lunchbox is from 67, and the line the Web Of Fear is on doesn't open until 68.

dude it could just get the IDEA of using the underground from the map, and then look at a new one once it actually comes back and invades the tunnels, I'm sure there'd be one on the wall

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Wednesday, 26 December 2012 23:45 (eleven years ago) link

this was pretty cool, although I am already tired of the mysteriously dying companion

GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Thursday, 27 December 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

well, not tired of her personality, just tired of her dying

it's not the same when it isn't Rory

GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Thursday, 27 December 2012 00:52 (eleven years ago) link

Remember when Moffatt was the writer who didn't want to kill anyone at all in any of his episodes? And now he's killed all his companions off at least twice. Actually maybe Amy's only died once but there are enough deed Rorys to skew that anyway.

Matt DC, Thursday, 27 December 2012 01:11 (eleven years ago) link

He's killed Amy twice at least; he had Rory shoot her and she was basically dead, plus there was old middle-aged Amy who went down in a blaze of glory after pushing the crew into the TARDIS and buying them time to escape. Oh, and also he zapped her back in time where she died of old age.

He also killed River in her very first story, lol.

GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Thursday, 27 December 2012 01:22 (eleven years ago) link

actually I guess he didn't write "The Girl Who Waited" but I still think it counts since he's show runner

GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Thursday, 27 December 2012 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't get the lunchbox ref, but my knowledge of classic Who is in bits and pieces. (xposts)

WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 27 December 2012 03:38 (eleven years ago) link

It's an Easter egg, not important to this episode in any way

(a great and fun Easter egg though!)

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Thursday, 27 December 2012 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

it was a callback to a couple of classic but lost 2nd Doctor stories

GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Thursday, 27 December 2012 04:27 (eleven years ago) link

Speaking of deaths (with apologies if it's already been posted itt):
http://fc03.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/359/c/5/the_gallifreycrumb_tinies_by_eattoast-d5p4bnf.jpg

(image linked bcz huge, I hope)

a panda, Malmö (a passing spacecadet), Thursday, 27 December 2012 04:35 (eleven years ago) link

Loved Clara's pluck and sass, as well as the lulzy Strax/ Doctor exchanges, but the climax and the stuff immediately leading up to it were really tiring.

Only Built For Cuban Linux (Leee), Thursday, 27 December 2012 07:16 (eleven years ago) link

I liked the general re-invention, the Doctor as Scrooge and the stairs to the stairs to the TARDIS, made very effective by seeing it through Clara's eyes.

The TDKR bow-tie moment was great, as was "I only know who" - the line about souffles would have been a bit less awkwardly hit-them-over-the-head if it had been after the key handover though.

Well, I guess now all her incarnations are geniuses but that alone should have been enough really.

This Clara wasn't a genius, she just had the wandering spirit (which is basically the only requirement).

Though, right, I feel I kind of missed the reason why Clara handed in her dish washer job to go back to being a Governess (or rather the reverse) - I briefly thought there might be some catburglar 'casing the joint' thing going on, but no, nothing.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 27 December 2012 13:55 (eleven years ago) link

I assumed the landlord was family or an old mate and she was doing him a favour.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 27 December 2012 14:37 (eleven years ago) link

Ice-animated revenant, bloody "Winter is coming" thrice -- where are the direwolves?

Only Built For Cuban Linux (Leee), Thursday, 27 December 2012 18:53 (eleven years ago) link

Kill Jester.

scotstvo, Thursday, 27 December 2012 19:50 (eleven years ago) link

"Ice-animated revenant, bloody "Winter is coming" thrice -- where are the direwolves?"

Ennit, spent half the episode waiting for someone to tell The Doctor that he was as useless as nipples on a breastplate.

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 27 December 2012 21:28 (eleven years ago) link

Clara is dating Robb Stark irl.

this will surprise many (Nicole), Thursday, 27 December 2012 23:13 (eleven years ago) link

!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

that is a nice convergence

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 27 December 2012 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

Hopefully the wedding will not be red.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 27 December 2012 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

i really hope Clara dies in every episode? which sounds kind of weird, as I actually liked the character, but the idea of a companion who the doctor comes to find in a bunch of different times, and who he can never save (but then maybe she... saves herself??) is kind of nifty.

Yes! I thought this as well. Enjoyed this episode - the ladder into nowhere & spiral staircase to a cloud had a (for me necessary) touch of the fairy tale, the Dickensian type of the man or woman who hardens their heart against emotion to avoid pain (in this case two men who do this), an impertinent assistant who has the smarts to keep up with the Doctor (scene on the rooftop with the umbrella), punch and judy (rather shoehorned in, but like I care).

Too many emotions! Definitely. But this has become something in nuwho that I've just learned to put up with by and large. New/old credit sequence theme amazing. Chill down the spine.

Fizzles, Friday, 28 December 2012 11:30 (eleven years ago) link

the ladder into nowhere & spiral staircase to a cloud had a (for me necessary) touch of the fairy tale

This is probably the single thing that Moffatt is best at. He's at his best when he is obviously pitching a scene straight at kids, whether fairy tale or screaming horror.

Matt DC, Friday, 28 December 2012 12:15 (eleven years ago) link

Yep, wd definitely agree with that. It's also a handicap for him - he loves establishing the uncanny or unheimlich, and is great at it, but the introduction of science, often introduced late as being part of the solution, is often so hurried and chaotic as to require a complete change of mood.

(Think this episode did reasonably well in that respect).

There were similar difficulties in yoking the two together in The Hound of the Baskervilles Sherlock episode.

Blink is a wonderful exception in this respect.

It's a similar problem to the deductive detective story - as with Blink the only deductive story I know that is a true solution of both the uncanny and the rational is Chesterton's The Honour of Israel Gow.

Fizzles, Friday, 28 December 2012 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

Baskervilles was indeed v poor at that but it's Gatiss

(whose Who track record on this was 100% atrocious until Night Terrors, wherein at least he handwaved with a slight flourish)

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Friday, 28 December 2012 22:42 (eleven years ago) link

Nightshade was pretty good

GIMME SOME REGGAE (DJP), Saturday, 29 December 2012 01:42 (eleven years ago) link

'Yep, wd definitely agree with that. It's also a handicap for him - he loves establishing the uncanny or unheimlich, and is great at it, but the introduction of science, often introduced late as being part of the solution, is often so hurried and chaotic as to require a complete change of mood.'

Am finding this really predictable now too - 'ancient mystical magical thing is actually aliens/science'.

In my opinion it worked properly once and once only, in Quatermass and the Pit, (the original TV series by Nigel Kneale, which I've decided *is* Doctor Who more or less give or take) where tea-leaves, demons, ghosts, witches and all were simply manifestations of the evil Martian intelligence in the crashed prehistoric spaceship. It was a slow reveal and then the use of Blitz footage gives it reality.

The whole idea just has diminishing returns, Pyramids of Mars notwithstanding, and I remember thinking, as a kid (so this isn't just the thing where adults whinge about goings on in a kid's TV show) - 'So Dracula is actually a scientist, so mummies are actually robots, so dragons are dinosaurs?' and how this populates all of world mythology with a stupidly large number of secret aliens running around.

It's like ... there's not even any genuine urge to deconstruct superstition anymore, it's just a cliche. As if they're afraid to just have something dark, ancient and evil that can't be explained. And there's a whiff of Richard Dawkins about it too, and Dr Who ought to be far, far from him, I feel, anyway

cardamon, Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:39 (eleven years ago) link

* where tea-leaves, demons, ghosts, witches and all of human history and evolution

cardamon, Saturday, 29 December 2012 04:40 (eleven years ago) link

Nightshade was pretty good

yeah I meant TV, even the first The Time Travellers is miles better than any of his legit episodes

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Saturday, 29 December 2012 09:18 (eleven years ago) link

His Dickens episode was decent.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 29 December 2012 13:16 (eleven years ago) link

the only deductive story I know that is a true solution of both the uncanny and the rational is Chesterton's The Honour of Israel Gow.

Read this on the tube today after mention here. Thanks! Quality. Couldn't help re-fashioning it in my head as campy Hammer movie. The potatoes, the potatoes

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 30 December 2012 22:00 (eleven years ago) link

Campy horror movie fits - all that opening scene with the lowering sky and brooding Scottish castle. The apparent spectacular evil of that which is only venial, like a monstrous shadow cast by an insect on a light bulb, is part of the story's success I think. More commonly, for me anyway, the rational explanation of the supernatural has a touch of the let down about it, no matter how necessary in a detective story/Dr Who. Incidentally, another story, well novel, that plies a similar area is John Dickson Carr's MR James detective/ghost story The Burning Court. There's a touch of the Moffat about JDC at times, in that the surprising effects which you're hooked in by are frequently, if understandably, 'explained' with egregious fudge. (There's a great one at the beginning of TBC where the narrator comes across a picture of a woman in a history book, executed 200 years before at the Burning Courts of Paris. It is a picture of the woman he is about to marry.) The novel's worth reading in part because of the way JDC uses genre legerdemain to waltz with the reader. With Moffat I sometimes get the impression of a juvenile doing rapid kung-fu moves at a distance as a prelude to a fight. A great deal of exciting motion but not much that's convincing. He could do with some of the graceful romance and charm he gets to his fairy stories injecting some simplicity into the science - with the story arcs especially the solution is either to complicatie beyond comprehension ('well I suppose that might be how it worked, my brain hurts') or chuck in a singularity joker ('I just flew down to the corner shop why because a black hole at the end of the universe up my ass'). Paradoxically the necessity of putting all that caviling to one side means I will tolerate almost anything in nu-who apart from Murray Gold and RTD finales. Speaking of which, I do like Moffat's tendency to go quiet and small-scale (that S2? finale with the solitary dalek) rather than the 'daleks, on the hill, fahsands of 'em' you got with RTD.

Fizzles, Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:26 (eleven years ago) link

Baskervilles was indeed v poor at that but it's Gatiss

ah, ok, thanks sic.

Fizzles, Sunday, 30 December 2012 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I think that solitary dalek ep is one of Moffatt's best. But god

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 31 December 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

...(cont) those RTD finales just kept getting worse and worse.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 31 December 2012 00:25 (eleven years ago) link

(that S2? finale with the solitary dalek)

S5, The Big Bang

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Monday, 31 December 2012 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

Thanks sic, think I did a Moffat-style post RTD reset there.

Fizzles, Monday, 31 December 2012 00:37 (eleven years ago) link

Finally watched this.

Clara/Oswin is smug & boring to me. I'd much rather the episode had revolved around Madame Vastra and Jenny.

― this will surprise many (Nicole), Wednesday, December 26, 2012 4:28 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I actually didn't mind Clara/Oswin, but yes, I would vastly prefer Vastra & Jenny.

Ultimately I liked this episode, some very funny bits, but man, STOP with the "human emotions are the only thing that can defeat the enemy" storylines already.

emil.y, Saturday, 5 January 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

I kind of wanted them to resolve everything by letting Strax blow everything up

Solange Knowles is my hero (DJP), Saturday, 5 January 2013 21:18 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, it would've been great if with all that early talk about grenades, a grenade finally appeared.

sarahell, Saturday, 5 January 2013 21:20 (eleven years ago) link

run of episodes featuring sontaran(s) that bore the absolute shit out of me remains unbroken

das ist not einer 不必 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 January 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

The Sontarian was the best thing about it!

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 5 January 2013 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

I agree

das ist not einer 不必 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 5 January 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

I can see not liking AGMGTW bcz it's too busy, but not bcz it's too boring

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Sunday, 6 January 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

ooh I forgot about that one, can't remember whether I liked it though

das ist not einer 不必 (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 6 January 2013 00:39 (eleven years ago) link

Strax was even better in that than he was in this

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Sunday, 6 January 2013 03:39 (eleven years ago) link

STOP with the "human emotions are the only thing that can defeat the enemy" storylines already

OTM. This is SO LAME at this point. Also he needs to ease off "Doctor? Doctor WHO?" like immediately. Even Rusty knew to avoid that one.

Matt DC, Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:31 (eleven years ago) link

I thin they're allowed to make a 'Doctor who?" joke exactly once per series.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:53 (eleven years ago) link

less.

Fizzles, Sunday, 6 January 2013 11:54 (eleven years ago) link

IIRC the question is being asked because the silence has fallen.

Frobisher the (Viceroy), Sunday, 6 January 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

YDNRC IIRC, other way around

( ͡° ͜ʖ͡°) (sic), Sunday, 6 January 2013 21:19 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

So today/tonight. Also:

Ahead of tonight’s premiere, “Doctor Who” revealed some of the all-star cast that will mark the 50th anniversary. David Tennant and Billie Piper will join current Doctor and companion, Matt Smith and Jenna-Louise Coleman, while John Hurt (“Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy,” “Alien,” “Harry Potter”) will also co-star.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 30 March 2013 15:59 (eleven years ago) link

eeeeeeeeeee :D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 March 2013 16:00 (eleven years ago) link

please let Eccleston have a change of heart

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 30 March 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

Good god she's pretty.

So, I should get familiar with The Abominable Snowmen I guess, but it's one of the mostly missing ones. Are there audio tracks? Decent reconstruction? Novelization? Anything like that?

JimD, Saturday, 30 March 2013 21:49 (eleven years ago) link

Ah - http://www.recons.com/recons/lc25.htm

(CGI yeti? urgh).

JimD, Saturday, 30 March 2013 22:30 (eleven years ago) link

my face is permanently fused to my palm

uuuuuughhhh @ this

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 31 March 2013 03:29 (eleven years ago) link

that was… not bad

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 31 March 2013 10:34 (eleven years ago) link

remembering most viewers have nfi how wifi works,and so don't need to suspend the extraordinary amount of disbelief that we do

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 31 March 2013 10:36 (eleven years ago) link

that was… not bad

― Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, March 31, 2013 10:34 AM (16 minutes ago)

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 31 March 2013 10:52 (eleven years ago) link

A quite stylish and filmic looking episode, but otherwise just another nonsensical, hyperactive runaround. I happened to see a Chris Ecclestone episode recently - End of the World, or whatever it was called - in which the Doctor sat down and had a normal, quiet conversation with his companion. I can't imagine Mat Smith doing that anymore.

DavidM, Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:34 (eleven years ago) link

I'm not against hyper per se, but it sometimes feels like, among the hyper, the show loses the courage of its convictions. Standout moment for me was when boss villain woman revealed that she'd been indoctrinated by the Great Intelligence as a kid.

cardamon, Sunday, 31 March 2013 11:39 (eleven years ago) link

Standout moment for me was any moment with Jenna-Louise Coleman on screen

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:06 (eleven years ago) link

But seriously, it wasn't awful. Definitely not the worst opening episode and I think The Doctor/Clara relationship has potential. But I should mention on that point that I don't retract in horror at the idea of The Doctor and a companion flirting or moving into vaguely romantic territory or whatever the way some others seem to, and it's been frequently mentioned (or skirted round) in interviews that this could happen here.

Not really too aware of what the "ARCS" are for this series or of the plans for the Anniversary, but they should probably just make the programme being advertised in this fan-made trailer tbh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8g5BrLm7uQ

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:11 (eleven years ago) link

Web Of Fear is way better than Abominable Snowmen (not that Snowmen is bad)

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:40 (eleven years ago) link

It was practically a re-run of the 'Rose' Christopher Eccleston opening episode, with the Shard standing in for the London Eye this time.

ex-ex-gay (Bob Six), Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:41 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I said that - with the "next time" teaser also looking mightily similar to the second ep of Ecclescake's series as well.

ailsa, Sunday, 31 March 2013 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

Gaiman has written the penultimate episode of this series, by the way.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 31 March 2013 13:17 (eleven years ago) link

As long as he doesn't chew on anyone's postcards, that's fine.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Sunday, 31 March 2013 18:51 (eleven years ago) link

debate is raging on my Twitter feed on whether or not nu-Who (I think both this latest episode specifically and the recent period in general?) is sexist / at least v dubious wrt gender roles. I've seen only bits and pieces, not enough overarching plots and such to judge, so what does ILX think?

a similar stunt failed to work with a cow (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 31 March 2013 19:08 (eleven years ago) link

Moffat era is a bit.

Gukbe, Sunday, 31 March 2013 19:35 (eleven years ago) link

I think Moffat gets a bad rap for this -- there is sexism in his writing but I will argue w/anyone who thinks that RTD was less so. How was Rose sobbing on a beach that her life was worthless until the Doctor came along was in any way progressive?

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Sunday, 31 March 2013 19:59 (eleven years ago) link

I wouldn't say it's progressive, but writing a storyline doesn't have to avoid emotion. Catherine Tate obviously the best of the companions on that front. I just think Moffat tends to reduce women to sassy puzzles that need to be figured out. Rory probably the most emotionally complex character of this era.

Gukbe, Sunday, 31 March 2013 20:12 (eleven years ago) link

RTD would never have let that "Is it a demon?" / "It's a woman" / *monk crosses himself* joke past, as an obvious example.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 31 March 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

It was practically a re-run of the 'Rose' Christopher Eccleston opening episode, with the Shard standing in for the London Eye this time.

― ex-ex-gay (Bob Six), Sunday, 31 March 2013 23:41 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah, I said that - with the "next time" teaser also looking mightily similar to the second ep of Ecclescake's series as well.

― ailsa, Sunday, 31 March 2013 23:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i do wonder (going out on a limb here) whether moffat's look-at-me ultracleverness pissed off even the bbc so much that they asked him to do a simple opener this year.

taking or leaving that, this episode had to be all about introducing clara (AGAIN) and her relationship with the doctor (AGAIN), so the plot had to be in service of that.

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 31 March 2013 21:09 (eleven years ago) link

and by the 50th anniversary dealio moffat will be back to super-hyper-oh-what-a-delicious-genius-am-i cleverclogs. there was enough timey-wimey clara dialogue planted throughout this to suggest that it's shooting back up to pandorica levels of self-indulgent puzzling in short order.

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 31 March 2013 21:13 (eleven years ago) link

The debate on sexism/gender politics is essential, but IMO I think we're all overlooking a very important issue: Eleven's bow-tie is possibly clip-on?

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Sunday, 31 March 2013 21:40 (eleven years ago) link

Rory probably the most emotionally complex character of this era.

Rory's misogynist car is my favorite ilx screen name of this era.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Monday, 1 April 2013 00:23 (eleven years ago) link

is this the third or the fourth moffat plot that's centred on people getting trapped as ghosts and echoes inside technology? you'd think someone would point it out to him.

jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Monday, 1 April 2013 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

'centred' is wrong, there - used the image of.

jonathan livingston seapunk (c sharp major), Monday, 1 April 2013 01:33 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder who will be a viable show runner once Moffat quits? There's no stand-out writer under him the way he was under RTD. Hopefully they'll find some new blood rather than give the gig to one of the many mediocre hacks writing for the show.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 1 April 2013 01:41 (eleven years ago) link

kind of crap

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 1 April 2013 02:43 (eleven years ago) link

Hopefully they'll find some new blood rather than give the gig to one of the many mediocre hacks writing for the show.

Yes, this - I would love to see Smith stay on and be great under another regime, but if it ends up being eg Chibnall I'll give up watching forever.

Bring back Cartmel tbh

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

I wonder who will be a viable show runner once Moffat quits?

Lawrence Miles.

DavidM, Monday, 1 April 2013 09:41 (eleven years ago) link

oh jesus

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 09:43 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know why Paul Cornell hasn't been invited back. Family of Blood in 2007 was his last episode.

DavidM, Monday, 1 April 2013 09:46 (eleven years ago) link

Clara is a consistently great character but this episode was mostly inessential aside from the awesome scene in the cafe

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 14:09 (eleven years ago) link

It bothered me that she was so dumb wrt technology that she called a random phone number to get someone to help her "fix" the internet, and got all of her hacker skillz from the Shard. Other than that, I like her character.

If Chris Chibnall gets it I will never watch this show again. I hope it is someone entirely new to Who, I think this show needs fresh blood/ideas/etc.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Monday, 1 April 2013 16:54 (eleven years ago) link

The only current regular writer I'd at all trust is Toby Whitehouse, mainly because of his Being Human pedigree.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 1 April 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

Oh and obviously it would be interesting to see what Gaiman would do with it, but I can't see that happening.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 1 April 2013 16:57 (eleven years ago) link

That didn't bother me that much, considering that the girl she was nannying obviously was comfortable with technology and rolling her eyes at her ineptitude; also having tried to help both my mother and my father work through wifi issues the tenor of that entire scene basically felt like the truest, most accurate representation of technological befuddlement I'd ever seen.

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 16:58 (eleven years ago) link

(xposts obv)

the main takeaway I have of Cornell from his Virgin/BBC books is that, aside from Human Nature, he cannot write or plot for female characters to save his life, so if he takes I would I would expect a massive uptick in complaints about how the women of Who come across

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:00 (eleven years ago) link

Oh and obviously it would be interesting to see what Gaiman would do with it, but I can't see that happening.

I like his writing BUT his association with Amanda Palmer and his involvement in her moneyspinning activities has kind of made me hate him?

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:03 (eleven years ago) link

^^^

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:07 (eleven years ago) link

Oh he's probably a bit of a prick, and I don't like his writing unreservedly. But he's undeniably a great ideas man, and he knows how to handle a long-form narrative.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

I've been a longtime fan of his books & short stories. If I scrape away all my recent misgivings about him, admittedly I think I would enjoy seeing what he could do with Who

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:11 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah, I agree with that. I really would love to see someone who had had nothing to do with Who up until now get a crack at it, though.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

are you all ready for Dan Harmon's Doctor Who

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:31 (eleven years ago) link

YES

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:42 (eleven years ago) link

Danny Pudi would make a pretty flawless Doctor.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

Except for being American and all.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:47 (eleven years ago) link

racist

:)

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 1 April 2013 17:50 (eleven years ago) link

Perfectly serviceable opener, not great but decent enough.

Had a sudden moment of horror towards the end though when all the souls were returned back to their bodies - had an image of some of them waking up to find themselves buried alive. :s

feel like DW never thinks about the full terrifying implications of these big, "alien controls all of humanity" storylines enough (though Torchwood's Children of Earth miniseries came close) - not that I'd want them to do it all the time (too fucking depressing), but sometimes I think it'd be interesting if the show explored that darkness a bit more.

Roz, Monday, 1 April 2013 18:06 (eleven years ago) link

that was the thing though; most of those people were already dead so they didn't really have bodies to return to

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

They addressed that with 'anything's better than being trapped in a living hell...'

karl lagerlout (suzy), Monday, 1 April 2013 19:07 (eleven years ago) link

yeah meant to add that

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 19:09 (eleven years ago) link

Clara's pencilled-in ages in the front of her book going from 22 to 24, anyone?

ailsa, Monday, 1 April 2013 19:47 (eleven years ago) link

yeah I noticed that too

currently guessing that someone is using her as bait for a Doctor trap and that she was taken when she was 23

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

16's also missing. Apparently it's allegorical to missing seasons of the programme.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Monday, 1 April 2013 19:56 (eleven years ago) link

What are you talking about

Gukbe, Monday, 1 April 2013 20:00 (eleven years ago) link

oh lol I should have caught on to that

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:02 (eleven years ago) link

How is it allegorical to missing seasons of the programme

I don't know why Paul Cornell hasn't been invited back. Family of Blood in 2007 was his last episode.

If I was Cornell I could see not wanting to come back after the terrible rewriting of the end of that

But a) was his invitation actually rescinded after his pilot didn't get picked up? hadn't heard that, and b) when would he possibly have time to write one?

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

Apparently it's allegorical to missing seasons of the programme.

oh god fanwank

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

now now lets hear suzy's theory out first

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 21:56 (eleven years ago) link

... it's not that complicated a theory; some of her years are missing from the book, and some seasons of Doctor Who are missing

if there's any more to it than that, good luck fandom

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:22 (eleven years ago) link

hopefully there is, because the second fanwank gets in the way (rather than being part of the scene/plot somehow) it's time to go home

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:34 (eleven years ago) link

that can't be it, because no seasons of Doctor Who are missing, and while Trial Of A Time Lord (#23) came after the hiatus, The Key To Time (#16) wasn't even delayed or affected by strike or anything

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

although tbh eliminating the key to time year and the trial year doesn't make all the sense in the world—they existed, they happened (obv i'm not pointing any of this at you suzy) xp

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:38 (eleven years ago) link

yes

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:39 (eleven years ago) link

there was a non-Trial of a Time Lord season 23 that was cancelled by the hiatus, so in a sense it is a "missing" season.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

yeah but 16 doesn't fit with that in any way - it'd have to be 27 for the other number if so

but like I said, we should actually let suzy explain what she means before arguing over it

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

i thought she did tbh

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:44 (eleven years ago) link

that refers to series 16, which will be cancelled in 2021.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:45 (eleven years ago) link

haha yes

right now it seems awfully like the missing numbers are missing years of her life, which would fit with moffat's fetish for timey-wimey arcs

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

I assumed she just didn't read the book so much in those years because she was busy snogging and doing O-levels / working and saving for a trip

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:49 (eleven years ago) link

i thought she did tbh

obv not since no-one has any idea what she meant!

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

I do not think the numbers correspond to actual season numbers, sic

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Monday, 1 April 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

how could they possibly allude to missing seasons, then

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:00 (eleven years ago) link

Not quite clear whether you're being gallant or a dick or just skipping reading comprehension here, sic - Suzy really doesn't have a grand unified theory beyond what she said.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 1 April 2013 23:01 (eleven years ago) link

I am genuinely not getting how the numbers are allegorical to missing seasons of Doctor Who, which is why I asked "how are they allegorical to missing seasons of Doctor Who". The only "missing" whole seasons are the theoretical 1985 S23, and the less-theoretical (in that iirc Cartmel has identified the four scripts or stories that would have been commissioned) S27. If the numbers don't relate, how is anyone making the jump of deduction, and if they do, how does 16 tie in?

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:14 (eleven years ago) link

If anything, someone should be arguing that they were an early-episode wink that Moffatt was lying about there being no story arc this year, given that 16 and 23 are the only series/seasons to ever explicitly have one

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

(no timewyrmo)

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 1 April 2013 23:19 (eleven years ago) link

I took suzy to mean:

Some years of her life are missing from the list

Some early years of Doctor Who are missing most of their episodes

That is the only connection; there is not actual significance or correlation beyond some numbers just not being there

having said that, I expect that there will actually be something important that comes up storywise that explains why those numbers aren't there, but right now the theory being floated is "some fan noticed numbers were missing and thought of missing episodes"; you're making this into a Big Grand Thing that isn't even worth thinking about

the pheromones of hot clothing (DJP), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 00:04 (eleven years ago) link

leaf first page = fall of trenzalore

or too much of a stretch?

POSTOBON Naranja (soda), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 01:28 (eleven years ago) link

Probably, seeing as we call it Autumn.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

Are there any UK writers who are women who could become the showrunner? (Yes, I went there.)

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

sally wainwright

Esteban Buttiérrez (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 02:27 (eleven years ago) link

... and of course I have no idea who she is. /yankee

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 02:29 (eleven years ago) link

let's just call her hortensia buttocks for the sake of argument

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

/JOEKS

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 02:30 (eleven years ago) link

Any relation to Incontinentia Buttocks?

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 02:35 (eleven years ago) link

(Yeah, I went there.)

Leeena Dunham (Leee), Tuesday, 2 April 2013 02:38 (eleven years ago) link

I enjoyed this one more than I've enjoyed Who in a while, it may because I was desperate for Amy and Rory to go away by the end.

Worst case scenario for the next showrunner is probably Gatiss.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

blargleblargleblargle barf

actually i liked this one more than everything else this season, mostly bc the bad guys were nicely campy, but god i do not enjoy clara or matt smith or moffat's whole existence

infirm neophytic child (zachlyon), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 19:43 (eleven years ago) link

clara isn't very interesting yet.

s.clover, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 20:15 (eleven years ago) link

she was in Asylum of the Daleks

I was really really hoping they'd give the Doctor a Dalek companion tbh

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 20:17 (eleven years ago) link

I would love a companion that isn't human, but that's probably not going to happen anytime soon.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 20:28 (eleven years ago) link

true i really liked her in the dalek story. but that's a totally different clara!

s.clover, Wednesday, 3 April 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

the thing I've found fascinating about the character is how they've taken the same basic template and put into three separate contexts (past/present/future), each with her own quirks but all sharing a similar wit and inquisitiveness

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 3 April 2013 21:07 (eleven years ago) link

the less-theoretical (in that iirc Cartmel has identified the four scripts or stories that would have been commissioned) S27.

ha ha four years ago Big Finish got him to actually make this, with versions of his, Platt's and Aaronovitch's intended stories that don't clash with subsequent "continuity" (ugh)[ie Ace stays on and becomes co-companion with her intended replacement] and I guess a new final one by him in which the Doctor doesn't regenerate?

now I want to hear these after I finish a current rewatch/watch with friends for first time of the Ace years

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Saturday, 6 April 2013 05:37 (eleven years ago) link

oh and a friend baked these li'l fellas for the first new ep last week

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y115/kitbrash/cakedaleks_zps1d4bb103.jpg

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Saturday, 6 April 2013 06:20 (eleven years ago) link

the Big Finish stuff is really good!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Saturday, 6 April 2013 06:21 (eleven years ago) link

whoa sic yr friend's dalek cakes are awesome

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 6 April 2013 06:30 (eleven years ago) link

Just caught up with last week's episode in time for the next. I liked the story, especially the fact that the world wasn't saved by emotion, hurrah. HATE THAT FUCKING "DOCTOR WHO?" THING, STOP IT NOW PLEASE. It's getting worse than "spoilers". Rolled my fucking eyes at motorbiking up the Shard - tried to tell myself it was for the kids but FFS I think that's doing down kids far too much.

I would love a companion that isn't human, but that's probably not going to happen anytime soon.

― rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Wednesday, April 3, 2013 9:28 PM (3 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Totally agree with this - I kind of like the actress, but it would have been so much better if she'd come onboard as Dalek Clara.

Also agree that Moffat era is rubbish for women, although I know I've argued with Nicole re: the extent of said rubbishness (i.e. I still don't think Rory's a misogynist). At least in RTD era for every Rose you had someone strong or independent or queer or at the very least compelling.

emil.y, Saturday, 6 April 2013 16:49 (eleven years ago) link

i'd kinda wished when he was motorcycling up the building that they had just never shown it (at first i thought they might not), that it'd been like the whitewater rescue in white hot american summer and you'd just have clara watching and going 'omg he's doing it! he's actually doing it!' and then cut to doctor on motorcycle in office, broken window behind him.

balls, Saturday, 6 April 2013 16:56 (eleven years ago) link

just caught up with last week's episode in time for the next. I liked the story, especially the fact that the world wasn't saved by emotion, hurrah. HATE THAT FUCKING "DOCTOR WHO?" THING, STOP IT NOW PLEASE. It's getting worse than "spoilers". Rolled my fucking eyes at motorbiking up the Shard - tried to tell myself it was for the kids but FFS I think that's doing down kids far too much.

Emily otm about everything. I have a bad feeling Moffat is really in love with the "Doctor Who?" thing that's been going on for the past season or so, I have a feeling it's just going to get worse.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

well getting her to say it 3x last week + "I like the way it sounds when you say that!" wd seem to be a calculated fuck-you to everyone who said it was wanky (Moffat likes that kind of gesture, right?)

(not watching the new one yet bcz of rubbish freeview reception, since analogue tv got shut off I just end up waiting for everything to end so I can iplayer it instead)

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 6 April 2013 17:27 (eleven years ago) link

Human emotions save the day again! Oh wait, no, this time it was stories, because that's totally different, right?

Also, was I being slow? I didn't get it - if the big bad eats the stories/soul, then surely the person doesn't have them anymore? That's why it's a scary thing, right? So how come the Doctor remained completely unaffected by any of his stories being eaten?

emil.y, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:05 (eleven years ago) link

Also, lol, Bladerunner.

emil.y, Saturday, 6 April 2013 18:07 (eleven years ago) link

That wasn't very good, or maybe it's just my allergy to children singing as plot device.

(Yeah, I was all set to be annoyed at the Doctor for having his memory wiped for a little girl he'd only just met, but then it was like nothing ever happened. Also "hurrah we have saved everyone and there are definitely no bad consequences of everyone being in orbit around a planet-sun-thing which has imploded and/or magically ceased to exist")

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 6 April 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

Blimey - that was a poor episode.

ex-ex-gay (Bob Six), Saturday, 6 April 2013 22:43 (eleven years ago) link

what the hell? that was amazing

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:03 (eleven years ago) link

i bawled like a baby

such a hugely effective emotional pay-off

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 6 April 2013 23:04 (eleven years ago) link

I was all set to be annoyed at the Doctor for having his memory wiped for a little girl he'd only just met

Nah, you see, I would've been fine with that. Also, it wouldn't have just been for her, it would've been for all the rest of those societies. PLUS if he forgot everything about himself, then 'Doctor Who?' might actually have an acceptable comment. Possibly. No, no, it almost certainly would still have been annoying. But at least it would have been SOMETHING, rather than the big nothing we got.

emil.y, Sunday, 7 April 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

this ep was really just there to cement the doctor and clara, and flesh out clara. fwiw i love the hell out of clara.

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

btw i'm not playing down the nothingness of the plot or cancelling you out emil.y

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 01:01 (eleven years ago) link

I actually didn't hate ALL of the episode, even though the emotions-will-save-everything device was pretty clearly signposted. I was just particularly weirded out that this big thing seemed to actually do nothing when it was devouring Rutger Hauer, sorry, the Doctor's stories.

Also, the fact that the musical choices are so utterly terrible in nu-Who made the whole singing aspect pretty bad for me. It reminded me of little more than the faux-emotive culmination of the shy-pee episode of Brooker's old TV series.

emil.y, Sunday, 7 April 2013 01:05 (eleven years ago) link

Rutger Hauer, sorry, the Doctor

bahahahahahahaha otm

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 01:08 (eleven years ago) link

Bah, was actually building up to be my favourite episode in ages, just a cool, good-looking self-contained SF story. Then the last ten minutes happened. Clara was very charming in it.

Liam Cunningham next week.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 7 April 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

i did like that clara's leaf (mawkish as it was) was more powerful as a source of nourishment than all the doctor's memories, especially as clara doesn't know just how important the fact of her existence is just yet

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 01:52 (eleven years ago) link

right then, right at that moment, i was streaming actual tears

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 01:53 (eleven years ago) link

DAVOS

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Sunday, 7 April 2013 02:17 (eleven years ago) link

I really hope the next episode is Davos trying to recruit the Doctor and Clara to fight for Stannis, but that's not going to happen.

I was moved by the ending part of this, but the singing was killing me slowly and painfully.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Sunday, 7 April 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

interesting granddaughter line

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 03:13 (eleven years ago) link

"clara doesn't know just how important the fact of her existence is just yet"

well we don't really either, eh?

also, was terribly disappointed by this episode. agree at the potential, and the letdown of how they 'beat' the creature.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 03:26 (eleven years ago) link

well we don't really either, eh?

we don't, but the doctor has indicated pretty strongly that she's ~unusual~ in a moffat kind of way

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 03:31 (eleven years ago) link

which in the 50th year is going to be, like, she's the big bang on legs or something

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 03:32 (eleven years ago) link

how they 'beat' the creature.

By the creature you mean the giant red emoticon.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 7 April 2013 03:34 (eleven years ago) link

mighty morphin jack-o-lantern.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 7 April 2013 03:35 (eleven years ago) link

I enjoyed this ep much more than the last one

also: written by Neil Cross, Luther creator :D

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 April 2013 05:22 (eleven years ago) link

though yeah I didn't really get the whole I'll give you all my memories and welp off we go bye

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 April 2013 05:23 (eleven years ago) link

memories killed the angry man star

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 06:33 (eleven years ago) link

Hated the ep, apart from a couple of minutes when I made myself believe it was codedly about Gareth Malone, parasite god feeding off emotional energy of military wives etc.

woof, Sunday, 7 April 2013 09:51 (eleven years ago) link

Lol, woof.

interesting granddaughter line

― Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, April 7, 2013 4:13 AM (10 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This was an old Who bit of fanservice rather than a hint at things to come, though, right?

emil.y, Sunday, 7 April 2013 13:25 (eleven years ago) link

http://24.media.tumblr.com/26d67fa5e2c68c066031d9307a705f95/tumblr_mkwadqK6yQ1rkz2lyo3_250.jpg

Not sure if this belongs on this thread or the brony thread, but this is one of the worst things I've seen on the interwebs in a while.

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Sunday, 7 April 2013 17:33 (eleven years ago) link

That's just a still from Girl In The Fireplace, surely?

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 7 April 2013 18:09 (eleven years ago) link

*reaches for sickbag*

karl lagerlout (suzy), Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:18 (eleven years ago) link

yep

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:19 (eleven years ago) link

Why...

rallying against young people who wear hats (Nicole), Sunday, 7 April 2013 19:36 (eleven years ago) link

This was an old Who bit of fanservice rather than a hint at things to come, though, right?

― emil.y, Sunday, 7 April 2013 23:25 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this being year #50 i'm hoping for the latter

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

Does anyone know, will the 50th anniversary episode be incorporated into this series, or are they doing a special?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 7 April 2013 21:21 (eleven years ago) link

i think it's a special, and i know it'll be screened in cinemas in 3d, but last i looked nobody knew how long it would be

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 21:32 (eleven years ago) link

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Doctor_Who_serials#Series_8

Series 8
The eighth series is planned to start filming in September 2013 and Jenna-Louise Coleman has confirmed she is returning.

that overlaps the 5th anniversary special so hmm

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

50th

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 21:34 (eleven years ago) link

oh FILMING

i should not post just after i get up

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 21:35 (eleven years ago) link

i have ilx set to killfile everything u post before 9am

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 7 April 2013 21:42 (eleven years ago) link

<3

Let's Make Laugh II (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 7 April 2013 22:50 (eleven years ago) link

I was all set to argue vociferously with emil.y about the show's fondness for emotion as a buffer against something of a vogue for Aspie protagonists in various SF these days, and then I actually watched the episode, and yeah. Awful. Not limited to the ending (as a general rule they don't ruin things for me), but the problems with this episode start well before then.

R = J - L (Leee), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 03:55 (eleven years ago) link

All the singing sent me to sleep so I missed the second half

kinder, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 07:11 (eleven years ago) link

Since Moffat took over we've had to start vetting episodes for scariness before deciding whether Jo will be ok watching them, this is the first time we've rejected one for being too shit rather than too frightning.

JimD, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 08:25 (eleven years ago) link

still, props for setting a story not on earth, and making it look pretty neat.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 13:21 (eleven years ago) link

The not-on-Earth thing is good, that's true.

Leee, I absolutely wouldn't mind the emotions thing if it wasn't the answer to half of all the episodes ever. Though I still think the Doctor himself shouldn't be having human emotions. http://by-strategy.tumblr.com/post/38807217731/list-of-doctor-who-episodes-where-emotion-saves-the-day

emil.y, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 14:16 (eleven years ago) link

while i enjoy the bits about the mystery of who clara is, and the aliens were well done, i found these two episodes terrible, and yeah, tried to excuse that terribleness as part of being "for the kids," but seriously, ugh. felt like it was a trumped-up webisode.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 15:15 (eleven years ago) link

I don't even know if you can use the "for the kids" excuse, because my 5 year old loves Doctor Who and even she ended up getting bored and wandering off to play about 15 minutes into this episode.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

wish they'd go back to the companion just being a companion, not some weird crack in the universe, not a love interest, just a friendly human to run around with. and I also wish he'd lose the ability to steer the TARDIS again... I like it better when they don't know where they're going.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

I may just be saying "I wish it was 1978 again" which is fine, but I'm still right.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 15:49 (eleven years ago) link

i'd also prefer some not female companionship just for a bit to mix things up again.

(and maybe a female and or not white doctor but that's not happening)

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

I don't mind a female companion, but it would be nice if she wasn't from 21st century earth.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:02 (eleven years ago) link

I want Vastra and Jenny back.

emil.y, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:05 (eleven years ago) link

I did find the last episode a bit drab or something. I was looking forward to it, then it came on and I was doing something else unimportant but it didn't seem to catch my interest overmuch for a while.

Did that entity/planet/god thing really have a crude face drawn with lines or similar. Thought that a bit overmuch too.
Just hope it does get better. Will keep watching it anyway, for the time being. I can really like Matt Smith, but he does do the odd thing that is a bit trying/overly quirky.
Like that Frankie Stein/Easter Island look while still being handsome thing that he has.

Do wish they'd finished the Philip Pullman series though, don't think they quite did did they? & I guess he can't still be the main sidekick if he's being the Doctor.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 16:20 (eleven years ago) link

Do wish they'd finished the Philip Pullman series though, don't think they quite did did they?

What's this?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:04 (eleven years ago) link

There were TV adaptations of The Ruby in the Smoke and The Shadow in the North starring Billie Piper and Matt Smith.

ailsa, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:05 (eleven years ago) link

Oh yeah, I remember them being on - didn't know who Matt Smith was at the time though.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

those were really good!

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:10 (eleven years ago) link

See, I liked the books but hated the adaptation.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:15 (eleven years ago) link

SO they never got round to Tiger in the Well? Pity, I think that's the best book.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 9 April 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

had no idea about the adaptation, thought that series of books was excellent.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 18:01 (eleven years ago) link

I was enjoying this up until the singing started and I liked the Clara emotional payoff at the end but otherwise this wasn't great. I suspect even all but the very youngest of kids thought it was a bit lame.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 9 April 2013 20:04 (eleven years ago) link

wow, y'all hate some counterpoint

this was okay, Clara continues to impress me but I kind of wish that they had some hints of her in this incarnation being a little weird/off rather than charmingly perfect

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 22:05 (eleven years ago) link

the thing where the doctor has known/watched his female companions since birth/early childhood is just totally creepy and gross.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 22:35 (eleven years ago) link

If Matt Smith ends up being known as the paedo Doctor, I will enjoy some inappropriate lols

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Wednesday, 10 April 2013 23:20 (eleven years ago) link

The Paedotrician totally sounds like a Time Lord name.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 11 April 2013 14:13 (eleven years ago) link

I think I referred to him as a Space Groomer way back when he picked Donna up for the second time circa Partners In Crime, or possibly when he came back for Amelia.

Anyway, just watched the first two of this series and despite not really enjoying either much I don't see what the complaints are about - they're both just a recycling of ideas since 2005, a clip show of sorts.

Bells Of St John - The Doctor meets a companion who has previously met again by accident, and who will turn out to be massively important to the Doctor and is somehow a very special human in a timey-wimey way. (This is Donna, he meets her for the second time in Partners in Crime and she is described in Turn Left as being 'the only one' that is special enough in Turn Left, plus the whole Doctor Donna thing because she is the the only one special enough to share Time Lord energy.) There is a presence among the electronic traffic which controls humans (the earpods in Rise of the Cybermen, the Archangel phone network in Sound of Drums) and downloads them into a central server via robots with a face on one side and a concave 'spoon' on the other (Silence In The Library). Eventually they are all uploaded back into the real world by The Doctor (Forest of the Dead) after help from a companion who has been given new computer skills they didn't have before after a brush with death (Donna in Journey's End). And somewhere in it an aircraft crashing into London is prevented from doing so by the Doctor pulling back very hard on a steering column (Voyage of the Damned, End of Time Pt 2).

Rings of Akhaten - A cult are worshipping through misunderstanding a crashed alien vampire and keeping it subdued so it doesn't attack the local population. (Fires of Pompeii.) Public singing brings comfort to the people, is transformative and prevents harm (the first part is the singing of Abide With Me in Gridlock, the latter Kathryn Jenkins making it snow and keeping away the Sky Sharks in A Christmas Carol, plus the Song Of the Ood is a race song which contains all their memories. The space whale singing in The Beast Below may also play into this.) Specific words, when recited, open portals and doors when said (Shakespeare Code). The Doctor confronts a giant evil alien god who may or may not be the Devil and partially defeats it by waffling about how great he is (The Impossible Planet/Satan Pit) and is ultimately defeated by the love between a mother and daughter (Fear Her and Doctor, Widow, Wardrobe, plus the father and son version in Night Terrors and Closing Time) restoring the Doctor via a routine object in the process (The Big Bang).

So, you know, not bad just boilerplate.

Also, in the first episode they both ride on a motorbike then the Doctor rides it alone to save Clara. In the second episode they both ride on a motorbike then Clara rides it alone to save the Doctor. I'm hoping this week they both ride on a motorbike then it rides itself to save both of them.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Thursday, 11 April 2013 16:09 (eleven years ago) link

A cult are worshipping through misunderstanding a crashed alien vampire and keeping it subdued so it doesn't attack the local population. (Fires of Pompeii.)

also "State of Decay" if you want to get pedantic

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Thursday, 11 April 2013 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

I was just looking for New Series examples for the sake of time.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Thursday, 11 April 2013 16:26 (eleven years ago) link

Oh where's the fun in that?

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Thursday, 11 April 2013 16:32 (eleven years ago) link

It could be worse, you could be reading Lungbarrow.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Thursday, 11 April 2013 16:36 (eleven years ago) link

Haha omg

Every time people start getting annoyed with nu-Who I keep thinking to myself "none of you read The Infinity Doctors or Kate Orman post-Set Piece, did you"

I mean, I have to think people championing Paul Cornell to take over the show only read Human Nature or saw the translation to TV and never read any of his stupid fanwanky novels (or read how he butchered The Authority/Stormwatch in the comics realm) because dude is really kind of terrible outside of Human Nature, which is so much better than everything else he's written that it must be a fluke

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Thursday, 11 April 2013 16:42 (eleven years ago) link

I rewatched Father's Day recently, that was another decent Paul Cornell episode. He needs to do another.

DavidM, Thursday, 11 April 2013 16:48 (eleven years ago) link

TBH I forgot that was him

I just have zero faith in his ability to run the show

relentless technosexuality (DJP), Thursday, 11 April 2013 16:50 (eleven years ago) link

His Wolverine comic from last month was awwwwful. Agreed with Dan - Human Nature appears to be a fluke. It's a weird one.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 11 April 2013 21:55 (eleven years ago) link

He also wrote Wisdom and MI:13, which were pretty great.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 11 April 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

His Action run was great until it had a crossover and they took the Jimmy Olsen backup away and charged $13 for the final chapter, at which point I dropped it

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Friday, 12 April 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

OK, I enjoyed the first half hour of that as a boilerplate Base Under Seige (albeit hampered by the time constraints New Who imposes with only two episodes to tell the story) but then collapses into EMO WUB WILL SAVE THE DAY bollocks - even worse, PARENTAL WUB.

I still blame Rusty, but by now they're all merging into one omnicunt if I'm honest.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Saturday, 13 April 2013 19:52 (eleven years ago) link

i liked it better than the last two

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 April 2013 04:55 (eleven years ago) link

15 mins in and i'm falling asleep, but i've never liked a gatiss (script or novel) so

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 14 April 2013 10:38 (eleven years ago) link

I thought Nightshade was fun

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Sunday, 14 April 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

A so-so episode. The Ice Warrior looked pretty stupid under his helmet.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 14 April 2013 13:13 (eleven years ago) link

Watched the Second Doctor ice warrior story just before this (I'd never seen it before) and Gatiss really stuffs this new one with references to the original: doctor arrives in the middle of an emergency and solves it by having superior knowledge of the equipment the base-dwellers work with every day. Scientists find warrior in a block of ice and thaw it out assuming it's something innocuous. Doctor and base captain argue over who should confront the ice warrior. Untrustworthy guy offers to side with ice warrior but gets killed by him instead. Between all that and the Alien references there wasn't much room for anything original, still turned out fun enough though I guess.

So the Tardis translation matrix works regardless of the distance between the doctor/companion and the tardis? If that's the case, when does it stop working? Does eg Sarah Jane still get to use it etc? And why didn't it work on the dog language last week?

JimD, Sunday, 14 April 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

Maybe the Tardis didn't relocate too far away, i.e. within the range of the translation matrix but remote enough to be relatively safe from harm? /fanwank

R = J - L (Leee), Sunday, 14 April 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

Anyway, this one was a lot tighter and better written than most Gatiss episodes, A+ for him, B+ overall.

R = J - L (Leee), Sunday, 14 April 2013 17:39 (eleven years ago) link

I liked the set up but, once again, it was all so horribly rushed that it failed to build the required atmosphere. The silly script was far too overloaded with lazy references to Alien and pop culture as well. CGI Ice Warrior head = whyyyyy? But compared to the rest of this series, it was above average.
It feels like a new showrunner, a new star, and a rethink are needed for the programme again now.

DavidM, Sunday, 14 April 2013 18:27 (eleven years ago) link

otm

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 14 April 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

smith doesn't seem to have anywhere to go now, and moffat is clearly bereft

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 14 April 2013 22:03 (eleven years ago) link

I didn't even watch this episode because I never like Gatiss episodes.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Sunday, 14 April 2013 23:18 (eleven years ago) link

It wasn't a bad episode but shit, something had to be radically better after last weeks violation.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 15 April 2013 00:13 (eleven years ago) link

This was the second least-worst Gatiss episode to date, one revision by a good script editor and 70% less CGI and it would have been really good (FSVO BUS)

Maybe the Tardis didn't relocate too far away, i.e. within the range of the translation matrix but remote enough to be relatively safe from harm? /fanwank

it went literally as far away as it is possible to go on the planet

though iirc the programme has selfwanked that the translation system piggybacks on the Doctor's telepathic circuits or w/e, so the companion only needs to be near him

It feels like a new showrunner, a new star, and a rethink are needed for the programme again now.

no way, really really want to see Smith with a new showrunner and new approach. (and then another one, if possible.) Tom wouldn't stand out as prominently as he does if his era had only been the Hinchcliffe/Holmes years*

*obv his overall standard would be a lot higher, but his time is richer for having Horror Of Fang Rock and The Key To Time year and City Of Death and even the Invasion Of Time, not to mention Bidmead's necessary and brilliant season-long deconstruction of his reign, etc etc

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 15 April 2013 00:20 (eleven years ago) link

Some change needed here. They fucked up by not making Paterson Joseph the first black Dr Who and he did apply for the job.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 15 April 2013 00:24 (eleven years ago) link

can't say that casting the best actor ever to play the role counts as "fucking up"

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Monday, 15 April 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

I am not totally adverse to him but I wouldn't go that far! I know it is a cliche but in my era Tom Baker is unfuckwithable. it is what I grew up with and can't be fucked with.

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 15 April 2013 00:31 (eleven years ago) link

I meant to say his aura and Dr Who can't be fucked with!

Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Monday, 15 April 2013 00:35 (eleven years ago) link

Very spoilery picture, so click at your own risk:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/25dda5e34a0c31c5ee83187ec1c94cf5/tumblr_mletvuUZF41rwu12co1_500.jpg

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 20:55 (eleven years ago) link

man Zygons look so terrible

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 20:56 (eleven years ago) link

Smh at their flat behinds.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 21:00 (eleven years ago) link

I'm nerdily hoping there'll be an appearance from at least one pre-revival Doctor in the anniversary special.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 23:39 (eleven years ago) link

McGann's the only one that doesn't look fit for the knacker's yard, though.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 17 April 2013 23:49 (eleven years ago) link

Revenge of the Spoons

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 17 April 2013 23:50 (eleven years ago) link

Tom still looks reasonably distinguished, though he's by far the least likely to agree to it.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 18 April 2013 00:15 (eleven years ago) link

Colin Baker head has been floating over the titles this series, that would be a good return although he is quite portly these days

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 18 April 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

add an 's in there somewhere

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 18 April 2013 00:18 (eleven years ago) link

haha feel free to hate me for offering this horrible horrible suggestion and i pray to god this is the geekiest thing i ever post but maybe they could cgi or edit matt or david and clara into old episodes like that one episode of deep space nine. talk amongst yrselves.

balls, Thursday, 18 April 2013 00:33 (eleven years ago) link

Tom still looks reasonably distinguished, though he's by far the least likely to agree to it.

Tom's the one who asked Big Finish to put together the all-year multi-Doctor series they're doing!

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:20 (eleven years ago) link

also Sylv doesn't look knackers-yard-ready, though he's 70 or something. maybe his Dr hat would cover up the greyness enough, if Peter Jackson would lend it back.

McGann commissioned a new outfit and photoshoot off his own bat last year, so they don't have to use old shots of the wig and costume he hated in 1996 anymore - so he's properly in-canon as looking his current age now.

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:25 (eleven years ago) link

pray to god this is the geekiest thing i ever post

breathe easy homie, got your back:

maybe they could cgi or edit matt or david and clara into old episodes like that one episode of deep space nine

they could have one of them go back and leave the wrong French Revolution textbook in the science lab before Remembrance

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Thursday, 18 April 2013 02:28 (eleven years ago) link

OK, I enjoyed the first half hour of that as a boilerplate Base Under Seige (albeit hampered by the time constraints New Who imposes with only two episodes to tell the story) but then collapses into EMO WUB WILL SAVE THE DAY bollocks - even worse, PARENTAL WUB.

I think you're overstating the emo angle here, but it was kind of a weak resolution anyway. I very rarely enjoy Base Under Siege stories anyway and this wasn't a great one.

Also, worst Russians ever.

Matt DC, Thursday, 18 April 2013 10:20 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think I am - the Ice Warrior didn't press the button because Clara kept on making him think about how much he loved his daughter, how long she had been dead and how she was a victim of war too and it would be unfair to do the same to Earth. It wasn't a logic based argument, it was entirely about his memories of his daughter and 'what she would have wanted'.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Thursday, 18 April 2013 10:28 (eleven years ago) link

That's pretty low on the nu-Who emo-resolution scale though.

Matt DC, Thursday, 18 April 2013 10:33 (eleven years ago) link

That's true I suppose, that nuWho has set such appallingly low standards for itself.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Thursday, 18 April 2013 10:35 (eleven years ago) link

IE it doesn't involve a ticking bomb not exploding, snow spontaneously turning to rain, the gollum-doctor returning to full life and flying across a room...

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 18 April 2013 10:37 (eleven years ago) link

I'm surprised I didn't stop watching DW after the finale with the dobby/gollum doctor.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 18 April 2013 12:19 (eleven years ago) link

tbh that was redeemed for me by Martha telling the Doctor off for pining after Rose and leaving him

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 18 April 2013 13:33 (eleven years ago) link

ha ha ha yesss: (Andrew Hickey on Rings of Akhetan)

In particular, the claim that there should not be a musical episode of Doctor Who is an absurd one. Doctor Who And The Pirates, which came out ten years ago this month, is a musical, and may be the best Doctor Who story ever in any medium. It’s certainly in the top ten. The Gunfighters, despite its reputation among the humourless portion of fandom, is a minor masterpiece. The Ultimate Adventure, the stage play from the late 80s, was a musical, and Terrance Dicks wrote that. If you think you know better than Terrance Dicks what is and isn’t Doctor Who then you’re just *wrong*.

But there *is* a problem with a musical episode of Doctor Who where the music is by Murray Gold.

Gold is, without a doubt, the single least talented composer I’ve ever heard. I mean this in a very precise sense. He clearly has a great deal of *technical ability*, in that he is able to use the orchestra in a fairly precise, controlled manner, and get it to sound exactly how he wants. He is, in that narrow sense, a skilled composer — certainly far more skilled than I am.

But in the sense of basic aesthetics, my God… the man writes ugly, ugly, obvious, unimaginative dross, and overorchestrates it to the point that it makes Brahms sound like the Ramones. It attempts to bludgeon the listener into submission, and is the equivalent of the composer screaming “FEEL! YOU BASTARD FEEL! I’M TUGGING ON YOUR FUCKING HEARTSTRINGS HERE!!!”

When you compare it to the eerie wonder of Delia Derbyshire’s original realisation of the theme tune, or to the ‘special sound’ from Brian Hodgson, or to the lovely little pieces of music for small chamber groups that Dudley Simpson would come up with, it’s heartbreaking to consider that this is supposed to be the same series. That a programme that hired Tristram Cary in 1963 is now reduced to this is heartbreaking. In the 60s even when they used library music, it was likely to be Bartok. Comparing that music to Gold is like comparing Will Eisner and Ed Benes. (To be fair, Gold is no less talented than Keff McCulloch, who did some of the music in Sylvester McCoy’s time. But Keff at least had the decency just to use a cheap synth and not to make actual musicians suffer through playing his outpourings.)

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Friday, 19 April 2013 03:52 (eleven years ago) link

It's all symptomatic of the show's addiction to mawkishness, which is responsible for like 90% of its flaws. Doubt it even plays particularly well with the kids either.

Matt DC, Friday, 19 April 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago) link

oh fuck i just saw a poster

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 April 2013 12:46 (eleven years ago) link

no spoilers but um okay wow

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 April 2013 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I've seen that too. Not very promising.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 19 April 2013 12:48 (eleven years ago) link

they had to do something big this year, and i did wonder if that would be it, and now it looks like it's at least something

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 April 2013 12:50 (eleven years ago) link

links?

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Friday, 19 April 2013 12:53 (eleven years ago) link

bbc doctor who twitter acct posted this (SPOILARZ) http://twitter.com/bbcdoctorwho/status/325188266812915712/photo/1

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 April 2013 12:57 (eleven years ago) link

i'd love to post what 'er indoors said in response but that would be a spoiler too

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 April 2013 12:58 (eleven years ago) link

http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0snrsfk9t1r02r82.gif

The whole episode is going to be variations on the "Doctor Who?" joke Moffat has been running into the ground, isn't it?

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Friday, 19 April 2013 13:06 (eleven years ago) link

oh god it is too

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 April 2013 13:07 (eleven years ago) link

DANGER WILL ROBINSON

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Friday, 19 April 2013 13:09 (eleven years ago) link

Auton Doctor in that poster there

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Friday, 19 April 2013 13:24 (eleven years ago) link

I hope it turns out to be Alan.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 19 April 2013 14:03 (eleven years ago) link

I am rooting for it to be Kevin.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Friday, 19 April 2013 14:14 (eleven years ago) link

Slartibartfast

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Friday, 19 April 2013 14:27 (eleven years ago) link

I, for one, shall remain onboard with this idea until the inevitable let down of the conclusion, when it is finally revealed (over a sickeningly overblown score obvs) that The Doctor's true name can't be spoken at all - it is in fact that warm fuzzy feeling that lives inside us all.....luuuuuurve.

Bring back the Cartmel plan imo

Windsor Davies, Friday, 19 April 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

I, for one, shall remain onboard with this idea until the inevitable let down of the conclusion, when it is finally revealed (over a sickeningly overblown score obvs) that The Doctor's true name can't be spoken at all - it is in fact that warm fuzzy feeling that lives inside us all.....luuuuuurve.

AARRGH!!!! Worryingly good shout, that.

ailsa, Friday, 19 April 2013 16:30 (eleven years ago) link

xp oh god its going to be that isn't it?

daft punk truther (Viceroy), Friday, 19 April 2013 16:52 (eleven years ago) link

when it is finally revealed (over a sickeningly overblown score obvs)

luckily Murray Gold's horrible stringwanking will be so much louder than the dialogue that I'll just be going "eh? what did he say? oh well, it ended, I'll just pretend I know what happened. again"

susuwatari teenage riot (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 19 April 2013 20:53 (eleven years ago) link

I hope it turns out to be Alan.

― I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 20 April 2013 00:03 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if he says 'a-haaa' i will collapse with laughter

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 19 April 2013 22:51 (eleven years ago) link

Presumably we're being led to speculate that the naming of the Doctor's will reveal something about his identity. I have a theory that he could either be Rassilon or... Omega! Maybe there's an element of Omega which didn't get zapped to another dimension and became the Doctor...
But I doubt they'd build a big hype campaign around some old-school fanwank like that. It may also outrage hardcore fans as it turns 50 years of DW on its head.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Saturday, 20 April 2013 14:11 (eleven years ago) link

In other words... Moffat's take on the Cartmel Masterplan?

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Saturday, 20 April 2013 14:19 (eleven years ago) link

First name "Doctor", second name "Who", nbd.

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 20 April 2013 18:21 (eleven years ago) link

Remember when Dougray Scott was a thing? The late 90s/early 2000s were a strange place.

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 20 April 2013 18:22 (eleven years ago) link

That was just lights and colours and noise.

Vincent & The Doctor had a monster that nobody could see because of a time shift that had crash landed and was separated from their life partner and as a result was getting angry and chasing people too iirc. Also The Doctor's Wife had pretty explicit stuff about how difficult it was to get in and out of pocket universes.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Saturday, 20 April 2013 18:37 (eleven years ago) link

Nah, the VATD monster was a blind and the runt of the monster litter.

Liked this.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Saturday, 20 April 2013 18:44 (eleven years ago) link

Yeah I thought this was pretty good tbh. I still feel like this is where Nu-Who (and Moffat in particular) is at its best - when it's trying to be at least a little bit scary. Obviously this was no Empty Child / Blink / Midnight but I still found it effective. My viewing is definitely coloured by how much I fancy Clara though unfortunately

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 20 April 2013 19:44 (eleven years ago) link

I thought that was great. A good old haunted house romp, really.

Missed the last week's one, is it worth checking out on iPlayer?

emil.y, Saturday, 20 April 2013 20:03 (eleven years ago) link

Probably only if you're bored.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 20 April 2013 20:23 (eleven years ago) link

i've not finished watching this terrible episode but this is on the wikipedia page:

Continuity
The Doctor mentions that he has a coat rack, however this was in the 2005-2010, 2010-12(citation needed), and various other console rooms, he hadn't put it in the current one.

insufferable spod dot jpeg

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 20 April 2013 23:25 (eleven years ago) link

In other words... Moffat's take on the Cartmel Masterplan?
'doctor who?'
'doctor lung barrow'

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 20 April 2013 23:27 (eleven years ago) link

by maybe the half point of that episode i had lost count of the number of things that pissed me off, most of them to do with the script. submitting a load of dialogue and nothing else was fine for afternoon soaps in the '90s. nothing important was conveyed by any means except just talking heads until the third act, which tbh felt like moffat had stepped in and rehashed the whole thing. poor matt smith (bless) was left trying desperately to add some colour and movement, although because it didn't aid the script or progress the story it just came across like clown antics. beyond all that, there were SO many duff/cringe lines that apparently noone had bothered looking at the script before the shoot (i'm not blaming neil cross for this btw; by now i expect there to be, i dunno, ~script editors~).

other points: there is seriously sod-all chemistry between the doctor and clara; the 'do you love your scientist as much as i love my scientist' subtext between the two women; what the actual shit was that line about 'carlisle' being the opposite of 'bliss'; the doctor pronounced 'metebelis 3' incorrectly twice (not exactly a big thing outside spodworld but just more sloppiness). and obviously #coatrackgate ruined my whole life.

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 00:57 (eleven years ago) link

I think Clara is doing a great job of being slightly more frightened than the average nu-Who companion while desperately trying to hide it

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Sunday, 21 April 2013 01:19 (eleven years ago) link

rmde at clara's waaaah are we all ghosts to you moment

and it was a great episode right up to the true wub tacked on bollicks

oh and time travel lady was ignored for half the time she was out of her dimension!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:41 (eleven years ago) link

British Selma Blair.

R = J - L (Leee), Sunday, 21 April 2013 05:51 (eleven years ago) link

oh and time travel lady was ignored for half the time she was out of her dimension!

Haha yeah, she really didn't do anything at all, did she?

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 21 April 2013 08:42 (eleven years ago) link

Ms MacGuffin

there were SO many duff/cringe lines that apparently noone had bothered looking at the script before the shoot (i'm not blaming neil cross for this btw; by now i expect there to be, i dunno, ~script editors~).

a) which lines?
b) of course you can blame the writer for the dialogue if they wrote it, instead of blaming people for not rewriting it

best one this year imo, would have loved it more without power of love shouldercharging its way in at the end

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Sunday, 21 April 2013 09:02 (eleven years ago) link

but tbf at least once it did you could see how it had been set up to be integral, not just overturning the actual plot mechanics that had previously been set up

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Sunday, 21 April 2013 09:03 (eleven years ago) link

a) i am not sitting through that again
b) rtd's era had a way of turning dogshit scripts into bearable shows (rtd himself admitted to it in some interview at some point), also screenwriting for such a huge production is always a team effort

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 09:06 (eleven years ago) link

oh and sic, that murray gold thing you posted was in my head when this episode wrapped up with all those fucking strings telling us what to feel

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 09:07 (eleven years ago) link

'right there's that 7/8 motif again, obviously the doctor is supposed to be ~powerful~ right now for some reason'

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 09:08 (eleven years ago) link

I think it might have been the best imo as well, because the non-base under siege stuff last week was so poor. That's a depressing thought halfway through the series.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 21 April 2013 09:11 (eleven years ago) link

i don't know what i want any more, but i think it entails a new doctor and a new showrunner

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 09:12 (eleven years ago) link

matt smith is still great, and his doctor is still quite unique, but it's not going anywhere (and no, the outlined 50th anniversary direction is not what i'd call 'going anywhere' in terms of advancing the show)

most american sitcoms don't last eight years ffs, something big needs to change

ice cr?mated (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 09:13 (eleven years ago) link

b) rtd's era had a way of turning dogshit scripts into bearable shows (rtd himself admitted to it in some interview at some point), also screenwriting for such a huge production is always a team effort

I haven't read any of the script books but presumably they're the shooting scripts, not the writers' drafts? and RTD famously rewrote (everyone but Moffatt's) scripts himself, not Raynor.

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Sunday, 21 April 2013 09:27 (eleven years ago) link

all for the best considering her own scripts tbh

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Sunday, 21 April 2013 09:28 (eleven years ago) link

the script books would absolutely be the shooting scripts

i mean neil cross has some great ideas but they feel so underdeveloped (as with like a billion other writers of this new era). this week's had some serious potential (and was probably quite good, as per some comments upthread) but the dialogue was so raw and one dimensional that the episode is tainted before it gets going

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 09:40 (eleven years ago) link

i'm looking at an av club piece about how this was a good solid ghost story at the start and became something else. the problem with that is that it's doctor who ffs. there ARE no ghost stories in doctor who ever, it's always aliens or timey wimey paradoxy

also this was meant to be a quatermass crossover but there were rights issues http://www.avclub.com/articles/hide,96304/

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 10:49 (eleven years ago) link

THe length of an 'hour-long' drama for American telly is now 40-45 minutes. When I was little it was 48-52 minutes. This matters.

When an episode runs less than 45 minutes, there's real trouble introducing and resolving what goes on in it.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Sunday, 21 April 2013 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

one weird thing about this episode was that the knocking/banging sounds didn't register with me at all -- I assumed they were just part of an ordinary overloud soundtrack piling on the spookiness, did not get that they were some kind of minor plot point.

snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major), Sunday, 21 April 2013 10:57 (eleven years ago) link

otm, when the doctor was all 'OH THAT'S WHERE THE BANGING IS COMING FROM' i was all

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 10:59 (eleven years ago) link

the banging and where it was coming from was discussed onscreen in some great and funny dialogue

the problem with that is that it's doctor who ffs. there ARE no ghost stories in doctor who ever, it's always aliens or timey wimey paradoxy

I really liked that we knew not to expect IRL ghosts but then the episode had her be a straight-up psychic that the Doctor had come to for her real psychic expertise

though there have been p straightforward vampires in Who at least twice. three if you count the "soul vampire" in Cross' last one.

the script books would absolutely be the shooting scripts

then how do you know the originals were dogshit?

(I mean, I think 90% of the ones that made it to screen were dogshit, but that's not what you're arguing)

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Sunday, 21 April 2013 12:05 (eleven years ago) link

anyway something can still function as a "ghost story" for a genre exercise even if it's not strictly http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs29/f/2008/052/d/8/Pacman_Ghosts_Emoticon_by_BurntheEvidence165.pngs

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Sunday, 21 April 2013 12:10 (eleven years ago) link

This is Doctor Who. Ghosts and folk devils always turn out to be displaced people or aliens.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Sunday, 21 April 2013 12:13 (eleven years ago) link

then how do you know the originals were dogshit?

nfi what i'm supposed to be defending here. rtd has said he had to basically rewrite whole scripts because they were shit

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 14:40 (eleven years ago) link

maybe they were great and he rewrote them into shit

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Sunday, 21 April 2013 14:46 (eleven years ago) link

weird way to get there but fair point

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 14:50 (eleven years ago) link

I was gonna say, AA didn't you read Damaged Goods? RTD's hand is in no way an automatic indicator of quality.

Also all of the FEELINGS of the Moffatt era are still infinitely preferable to CGI Tennant dwarf in a cage

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

i didn't mind the dwarf cage

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

but yes, plenty of duff rtd badged episodes out there, especially in the last couple of years

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:13 (eleven years ago) link

Quite honestly, if 90% of nu-Who fandom hadn't been furiously masturbating and sobbing during the Tennant/Rose goodbye, we wouldn't be dealing with all if this sappy bullshit now.

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:23 (eleven years ago) link

inagining balding neckbeard hunched over, crywanking

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

tearjerking

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

In my more uncharitable moments, I think a good portion of the Rose era was driven by RTD's desire to bone the Doctor.

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:38 (eleven years ago) link

I don't think there has been anything worse in Who than the Rose/Tennant goodbye. I wanted to murder everyone.

emil.y, Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:51 (eleven years ago) link

The first one or the second one?

ailsa, Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

Ha, good point. BOTH.

emil.y, Sunday, 21 April 2013 15:58 (eleven years ago) link

When Rose got her own Doctor to bone I wanted to straight up murder RTD. He is much more effective as a storyteller when he's destroying his characters' lives, or in other words Torchwood: Children of Earth remains the best thing he's written because he didn't cop out for a happy ending.

FYI for all of its terrible shoddiness I am still a fan of Warriors of the Deep because there was no happy ending; I feel like if you want to do a more adult version of Doctor Who, the secret lies with allowing some of the stories to be massive bummer endings rather than forcing some form of "and then everything worked out for the best" unironic Candide bullshit into everything.

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Sunday, 21 April 2013 19:58 (eleven years ago) link

Stray thoughts:

The monster in the pocket universe was very nearly a genuinely nasty thing that was then spoiled by its wanting to find its life partner.

Didn't like how human feelings of wub were then attributed across to the monster. Really didn't like that. Monsters and aliens don't always have to be humanised, and certainly not in such a sickly sweet manner.

You can have a) humans put aside their differences BECAUSE THERE'S A MONSTER or b) in some weird way we can relate to the alien/monster - they have some kind of recognisable motivation. Lost homeworld. Traumatised by war. Even some kind of love interest if handled well. Something like that. Both of these options vastly preferable to the frankly tacked-on, unbelievable and cheap notion of this disgusting, twisted, skeletal thing just missing its boyfriend or girlfriend.

Does anyone with kids watch a lot of contemporary kid's TV? Compared to other kid's TV, is the pacing of Who actually quite measured in context? Because it's the pacing that's spoiling it for me at the moment. Idea pops in. Idea shoots by. Another idea. Now this! Wow! Here's another idea that doesn't get a chance to sink in and develop because there isn't any time. But obviously Who has to compete with other things kids watch and I do see it as a kid's TV show first and foremost.

(Looking back at what I've just typed though. I know in the old series episodes would stretch languorously over at least two and sometimes as many as eight parts, and the pacing could be painfully slow and awkward. And obviously there's also been an attempt to bring in more sentiment and wub to what could be seen as a dry, serious series. It's just that given the choice between 'cheesy high serious' and 'cheesy emotional' there doesn't seem like much of an improvement)

cardamon, Monday, 22 April 2013 09:57 (eleven years ago) link

Thought the best thing about it was that it was explicitly referencing The Ring/Ringu …

The photos that showed a blurred/distorted face every time; the references to the witch of the well; the well-shaped circle of coldness …

Loads of unresolved/unexplained stuff …
Why did it get suddenly cold at that point? Just to make us think "oooh spooky", as far as I can tell
The Doctor realising what the banging was – but the banging only happened when the Doctor had gone to the pocket universe. Previously we'd been told the reason the "ghost" kept appearing was because for her time in our universe was passing incredibly slowly - seconds being thousands of years – not that she was caught in some time-loop which meant the same thing kept happening, which would be the only explanation for why the banging kept happening.

If you tolerate Bis, then Kenickie will be next (ithappens), Monday, 22 April 2013 12:47 (eleven years ago) link

sudden drops in temperature are one of the standard phenomena associated with ghost sightings - i don't think it was much more or less than that.

snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major), Monday, 22 April 2013 12:51 (eleven years ago) link

Yes, but it wasn't a ghost sighting. And we'd had ghost sightings earlier without sudden unexplained drops in temperature.

If you tolerate Bis, then Kenickie will be next (ithappens), Monday, 22 April 2013 12:54 (eleven years ago) link

The monster in the pocket universe was very nearly a genuinely nasty thing that was then spoiled by its wanting to find its life partner.

Haha, yeah, much as I liked this episode the wub-wub-wub factor was way too high at the end. I really liked the monster, too, thought its movements were meant to be quite Harryhausen stop-motion lizardly and loved the gnarled weirdness of it in general.

Why did it get suddenly cold at that point?

The entrance to the other universe was "the well". The circle that the Doctor drew around the cold point became the circle of the pocket universe entry point. It was cold in the pocket universe.

The Doctor realising what the banging was – but the banging only happened when the Doctor had gone to the pocket universe

This... isn't true.

emil.y, Monday, 22 April 2013 13:29 (eleven years ago) link

1/ The coldness was all around the house - remember the thermometer shooting down and the windows freezing? It wasn't just at the "well".

Yes, there was banging before. But then we discovered that the banging was caused by the "monster" banging on the doors of the "psychic house" which was created after the Doctor went to the pocket universe. "So that's what the banging was!" So how was there banging before the Doctor had been to the pocket universe, and before the empath woman had created the psychic house?

If you tolerate Bis, then Kenickie will be next (ithappens), Monday, 22 April 2013 13:38 (eleven years ago) link

1/ The coldness was all around the house - remember the thermometer shooting down and the windows freezing? It wasn't just at the "well".

It started at the well ("warm, cold, warm, cold"), and then expanded into the rest of the house when the pocket universe freed itself from its position.

The banging in the actual house was from the OTHER monster. The banging of the pocket-universe monster was the same sound he had heard before, and so he makes the assumption (which turns out to be correct), that there is a second monster in our universe.

emil.y, Monday, 22 April 2013 13:44 (eleven years ago) link

But the banging was the banging on the front door … it was shown (from the inside)

If you tolerate Bis, then Kenickie will be next (ithappens), Monday, 22 April 2013 13:45 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know why I get into these discussions, people just *want* stuff to be inconsistent. Which is fine, you know, it's fun. But I kind of despair when it involves purposefully blinding yourself to plot points or clear signifiers.

emil.y, Monday, 22 April 2013 13:48 (eleven years ago) link

But that's the point, Emily, I am not purposefully blinding myself to anything. I am just confused, and your explanation has not helped me. Though it has patronised me.

If you tolerate Bis, then Kenickie will be next (ithappens), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:01 (eleven years ago) link

The monster in the pocket universe was very nearly a genuinely nasty thing that was then spoiled by its wanting to find its life partner.

Agreed. There was a lot in this episode I liked, but it was let down in the end by bucketloads of unneeded sentimentality.

My daughter has a TARDIS playset and yesterday she had the Doctor team up with her My Little Ponies to defeat Harley Quinn and the Joker. As bonkers as that is, I thought I would prefer watching an hour of that to most of what we've had so far this season.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:49 (eleven years ago) link

oh god, I've just realized

nu-Who 10/Rose 'shippers are the bronies of Who fandom

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:53 (eleven years ago) link

They totally are.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 22 April 2013 14:57 (eleven years ago) link

So, I rewatched this. It's better than I thought it was on Saturday, but still SO MUCH EMO.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:04 (eleven years ago) link

I really hate that it starts out so so so creepy and then turns into something so forced and maudlin

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:07 (eleven years ago) link

like, why couldn't the creepy thing be trying to match back up with the alien in the house so that they could pull the heads off of everyone on Earth and suck out their precious heartblood together

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:08 (eleven years ago) link

Exactly. I am sick of love being the answer for everything, it is so trite.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:11 (eleven years ago) link

I loved the early 70s aesthetic, the acting from the guest stars and the creepy ghost story vibe -- I guess that's what makes me so ranty about the ending.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:12 (eleven years ago) link

also how many stories in second half of this season are going to be about the Doctor using the TARDIS to stalk someone or something

I do like that Clara isn't actually that plucky or even that trustful of the Doctor though

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:16 (eleven years ago) link

I don't know, there's a certain Poochiness to some of her lines but I don't think that's the actress's fault.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:24 (eleven years ago) link

Basically she's like someone put the 2nd Doctor companions Victoria and Zoe into a blender

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:27 (eleven years ago) link

enjoyed this episode much more than yall, didn't mind the turn to 'it's a love story' cuz it was so silly and w/ all those mooning glances i was worried they were gonna free the ghost by having those two admit their feelings or something so was relieved it wasn't that direct. enjoyed the catfight between clara and the tardis most of all - tardis not liking her have any significance to larger plot or no? and was empath being honest w/ doctor when she said clara's just an ordinary girl? not really sure how ppl couldn't follow the plot here though beyond usual handwave time travel plot holes.

balls, Monday, 22 April 2013 15:47 (eleven years ago) link

the Clara/TARDIS catfight was great and a good way to pick up on both the inherent weirdness of Clara's existence and the threads of the TARDIS as a sentient being laid out through the books and nu-Who that were made explicit in "The Doctor's Wife"

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:52 (eleven years ago) link

<i>My daughter has a TARDIS playset and yesterday she had the Doctor team up with her My Little Ponies to defeat Harley Quinn and the Joker. As bonkers as that is, I thought I would prefer watching an hour of that to most of what we've had so far this season.

― The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole)</i>

That is so awesome! I remember as I child I would have all sorts of cross-over adventures with all my toys. Ghostbusters and the X-Men was a common team up, but I vaguely remember when I was very young I had created some sort of meta-universe which combined Where's Waldo and Carmen Sandiego (since they were perennially being looked for I guess)... lol. I wish I still had the imagination of my childhood, but I'm not gonna front - I've largely grown up into a boring linear-thinking person.

daft punk truther (Viceroy), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:54 (eleven years ago) link

when I was a child, I used to put all of my toys into a classroom and teach them math

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

When I was a child, I lived next door to a bonkers, white-haired English mad scientist who worked with ultrasound and never carried money. But a few of you knew that.

Also had baked play-doh versions of the Watership Down rabbits living in a 'warren' constructed in my top dresser drawer.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Monday, 22 April 2013 16:06 (eleven years ago) link

when I was a very small boy, very small boys talked to me

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 16:14 (eleven years ago) link

okay I just read the AV Club review and A) I didn't realize that the current theory was that Clara was The Rani and B) with the reviewer's "maybe Clara is a human TARDIS theory, it's kind of sad that no mention of the exact same concept from the BBC books or Compassion was made in the review or the comments

also C) I am a sad, old fan

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:08 (eleven years ago) link

They have classic Who on Amazon Prime, but annoyingly they only have random serials, not complete seasons. But this weekend I watched The Ark Of Time, Pyramid of Mars, and am halfway through Robots of Death

makes me so wistful

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:12 (eleven years ago) link

oh man The Ark of Time and The Robots of Death are THE BEST

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:16 (eleven years ago) link

Ark In Space? love it, but has some of the worst effects of the era.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:19 (eleven years ago) link

okay yes that is what I meant, in fact it didn't even register that I was typing "of Time"

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:21 (eleven years ago) link

Ark of Space was fun. Yeah the effects are lolsome. Bubblewrap-slug and bubblewrap-asparagus-hand! Also the splotches on the guns when they fire hee hee

Pyramid of Mars was quite thrilling right up until the end and then...wait you just sent Sutekh back into the time tunnel with some jiggery pokery? Kind of unsatisfying/boring way to end it after all that excitement. Voice of Sutekh (Gerard Woolf) was wonderful.

Robots of Death is really exciting -- and the costumes, especially on the robots are incredible.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:22 (eleven years ago) link

Pyramids of Mars has one of the most devastating scenes from the Fourth Doctor's tenure, when Sarah is all "well we don't have to do anything, we already know he doesn't destroy the Earth because I'm here!" and the Doctor's all "o rly *shows Sarah a desolate wasteland* enjoy"

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:24 (eleven years ago) link

yeah god that was brutal

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:25 (eleven years ago) link

man Tom Baker was so damn good as the Doctor

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:26 (eleven years ago) link

He's so warm and simultaneously distant, it's kind of fascinating to try to figure out how he does it...and I love the way he can sometimes smile and look so completely malevolent, it's great

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:35 (eleven years ago) link

I think overall I like Davison's portrayal of the Doctor more but I can't in good conscience argue that T.Baker's era didn't define the show, given its breadth and the sheer number of fantastic stories across all 7 seasons

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:37 (eleven years ago) link

I have a very paternal feeling towards him, I would watch him almost every day after school when I was a kid so it's like he was a surrogate parent or uncle in a weird way. Just seeing his face makes me smile

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 22 April 2013 17:43 (eleven years ago) link

Pyramids of Mars is a favourite of mine too

I think there might be a relevant point somewhere along the lines of:

- oh look, these ancient egyptian mummies are actually robots
- oh look, this ancient egyptian god is actually a malign martian alien
- but: Sutekh is SO pure evil that that doesn't feel like a massive let-down.

I often feel that gods and demons and ghosts that turn out to be aliens become very dull in the process. I think it has something to do with the fact that often the aliens are quite cliched for aliens. They live on another planet and fly around in spaceships, like all the other aliens do, and this is supposed to be an exciting reveal?

Quatermass & The Pit is probably the ur-example of this, but another one where it works - the ghosts that have always haunted Hob Lane or is it Hob End are Martians in the end, but then literally *all of human culture* turns out to be alien, thus breaking down the barrier between 'human' and 'alien' ...

I think for this reason I much prefer it when people turn out to be aliens. The familiar face falling off, tentacles underneath, great stuff. One of the reasons why the wubbing monster on this episode disappointed me was, I think, that it started out alien and then was made nice and human.

cardamon, Monday, 22 April 2013 22:27 (eleven years ago) link

mating partners is not exclusively a human trait, you speciesist fuck

Devendra Bumhat (sic), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 00:27 (eleven years ago) link

A friend pointed this out on his blog. I should have spotted it myself.

On the other hand, maybe Moffat looked at the first draft, in which an Alien Soldier was trapped on a sub with Human Soldiers (and was eventually beaten by the Doctor holding his nerve and threatening to blow everybody up) and said "This is great Mark, really really great: it's just that in Doctor Who, everyone including evil green space vikings has to have a sensitive side. And I really, really like the idea of reintroducing an Iconic Alien Race by just showing how threatening one single individual who thinks he is the last of his kind can be. But we did that once before. Could you go and dig up the first season story with the Dalek in it and make this one more like that?"

Which would explain why Ice Warriors have become scary pathetic creatures in a big metal suits; and why "what does the Ice Warrior look like?" was done as a big reveal, and why the situation was finally resolved through dialogue, and why we had the wholly gratuitous and nonsensical scene in which the companion is locked in a dark room with a chained up monster just before it gets loose.

If you were going to do the Naked Ice Warrior plot, wouldn't it have been cleverer to have a green slimy thing running loose around the sub for 30 minutes, and then finished Act III by revealing as a total out of the blue surprise that actually it's an Ice Warrior? But that, I suppose would have risked the mainstream audience crying out "An Ice what?

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Friday, 26 April 2013 08:47 (ten years ago) link

Hello, I am slowly catching up (partly because I now understand there's an actual grat episode to catch up with):

if the big bad eats the stories/soul, then surely the person doesn't have them anymore?

I don't know how that follows, the use of memory as payment seems to be that the recipient gets your memories, and you give away the object because you can't give the same memories twice. EG Clara after giving away the leaf hasn't forgotten her Mum and Dad - she remembers the Doctor being there at her Mum's grave.

That said I was not fond of:

.The singing
.The inconsistency of the Translation Circuit - The scooter owner is barking at them, but Merry and such are speaking perfect English?
.The generally English tourists on holiday paternal attitude to the aliens
.The general sense that the Doctor's using the sonic screwdriver wand as a tool for the force of his will - the pushing back of the Vigil's force field / holding up of the door.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 27 April 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link

.The general sense that the Doctor's using the sonic screwdriver wand as a tool for the force of his will - the pushing back of the Vigil's force field / holding up of the door.

I thought this had been a thing in nu-who for a long time now... I vaguely remember him giving it to Rose and her asking how to use it and him in some technobabbly way explaining that you just hold it and think of what you want it to do.

a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Saturday, 27 April 2013 14:51 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, but the idea that it works better because you think harder is what I'm complaining about.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 27 April 2013 15:12 (ten years ago) link

OIC

a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Saturday, 27 April 2013 17:19 (ten years ago) link

I liked that one.

cardamon, Saturday, 27 April 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

Yeah. Running up and down corridors (of the Tardis!) - that's all we needed.

DavidM, Saturday, 27 April 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

(that wasn't sarcasm, btw)

DavidM, Saturday, 27 April 2013 18:18 (ten years ago) link

That subplot - older brother convinces younger brother he's a robot - thought was brilliantly done. The atmosphere.

Information stored as liquids in the library I liked too.

cardamon, Saturday, 27 April 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

can't do this any more

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 28 April 2013 09:21 (ten years ago) link

made it 18 mins in, wanted to do anything else (just like nearly every other episode this year)

nothing against this show, i just can't face this again for a while

we're up all night to eat biscuits (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 28 April 2013 09:25 (ten years ago) link

The only thing I've not liked in Moffat land is the lack of backstory with companions, because there's a lack of balance with the other lead, who is made of backstory. Well, besides never using a woman screenwriter while littering the show with female characters who write.

Anyway. Seen this?

http://verse.aasemoon.com/images/1/18/Mary_Poppins_TimeLord.jpg

karl lagerlout (suzy), Sunday, 28 April 2013 09:44 (ten years ago) link

she arrives with the hat, I don't remember bow tie from the books at all?, or scarf being a regular thing?, umbrella I guess is a dece joke but would be better to draw McCoy comparisons than Eccleston


liked this week's I think, certainly enormously more than The Blind Orientalist or Curse Of The Black Shit

just a dorp in the scrooge vault (sic), Sunday, 28 April 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link

This was so far and away the best episode of 2013 it was ridiculous. I liked how much fun they were clearly having with the endless possibilities inside the Tardis itself. It's taken nu-Who a surprisingly long time to get round to this.

The Clara storyline is actually starting to get interesting as well, and the zombie Claras would have proper fucking creepy to kids as well.

Matt DC, Sunday, 28 April 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link

I'm sure this show, and/or Red Dwarf, have done that leaking time bit before? Coming across their recent past selves?

kinder, Sunday, 28 April 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

Overall this is, I think, the weakest year of nu-Who yet, if you overlook the last few Tennant specials. The Rusty years would give you some absolute cringeworthy clunkers but there was a lot of fun in there as well and there would always be a few fantastic episodes per year as well.

There's been very little that's been awful in this series, with the exception of the one with all the singing, but very little that's gone above average, and the sense of fun doesn't really seem to be there in the same way. It's possible that Moffatt's just running out of ideas.

The season's suffering from the decision not to include any two-parters as well. Also Moffatt's innate sense of sympathy and aversion to killing people off properly (which had kind of been evident from The Empty Child onwards). I'm sick of all the aliens being lonely/lost/scared and running riot. I want some proper evil monsters that want to destroy everyone, and must be destroyed in return.

Next week's looks good though.

Matt DC, Sunday, 28 April 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

I didnt mind this one. But the Cult's Fire Woman. I mean really. ....heyyyyy oh but was it a joke on zombie charred Clara? ugh that's even worse if it was.

glad they finally addressed a little bit of Clara's wtfness

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 28 April 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

Fire Woman made me lol, so there's that.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Sunday, 28 April 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link

I've worked it out - this was the best episode since Amy's Choice in 2010.

DavidM, Sunday, 28 April 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

Really liked this one but can't help thinking that old who could have spent an entire series lost inside the bowels of the Tardis. I'm loving how terrified Clara got and how she is the first nu-Who companion to be fundamentally not trusting of the Doctor.

Despite it's flaws I am liking how this season has, in the main, steered clear of contemporary Britain

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:04 (ten years ago) link

Amy didn't really trust the Doctor at the start either.

Matt DC, Sunday, 28 April 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

was I the only one who figured Clara was being chased by herself almost right away or was that reveal shocking to no one?

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Sunday, 28 April 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

it took me until he said something about cracks in space-time and time echos or the like, about halfway through the episode.

the characterization of the salvagers felt a bit off to me, but all the other bits were awesome. curious how many bits of the tardis interior would be more significant to ppl familiar with the pre-revive tv series.

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 28 April 2013 20:30 (ten years ago) link

found some bits about various refs here: http://www.sfx.co.uk/2013/04/27/doctor-who-7-10-journey-to-the-centre-of-the-tardis-review/

Chuck E was a hero to most (s.clover), Sunday, 28 April 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

Do you think any of this is true or is it all outlandish rumors?

If Moffat was really that bad wouldn't the BBC just get rid of him? I would think Doctor Who makes them too much money now to put up with with a lot of guff from the showrunner.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link

Moff is holding the BBC to ransom over Sherlock, I think ... so they're stuck placating him for now.

I would love to know what went on with the negotiations/non-negotiations with other Who actors for the 50th.

Brakhage, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

If these issues cannot be rectified - and soon - Doctor Who may go into a semi-permanent hiatus, and return as a series of TV Movies or extended episodes once every eighteen months.

Eh, probably not a bad thing for a few years.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

I went to the originating blog and read some of the dumbest spoilers (if they are true) I've ever seen (upcoming Christmas episode will be the worst one yet if that rumor is true)

I have no actual window into how Moffatt runs a show but I feel like he was a tyrant with Coupling as well?

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:03 (ten years ago) link

(upcoming Christmas episode will be the worst one yet if that rumor is true)

If that's true that would be so incredibly stupid I would be forced to give up the show, kind of like I did when Lost aired the episode with Jack and Bai Ling.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:15 (ten years ago) link

Can't find the xmas rumour on that blog, only stuff about the 50th anniversary and the season finale.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:26 (ten years ago) link

it's a bullet point in the post titled "Clarity"

I refuse to retype it because that might make it come true

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

oh god

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link

nooooooooo

snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

it is the single worst idea I have ever seen in Doctor Who, and this is a series that:

- had a bad guy die by karate-kicking a giant walking electric eel (Warriors of the Deep)
- ended an episode with a literal "cliffhanger" (Dragonfire)
- had the Doctor break the fourth wall to wish the viewers "Merry Christmas" (The Chase)
- wrote a gratuitous gay sex scene into the middle of a stakeout so that the book's coda could declare a cure for HIV/AIDS (Damaged Goods)
- allowed Fear Her and The Idiot Lantern to be shown on television

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link

Ha, oh shit, that will be rubbish!

ailsa, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

had a bad guy die by karate-kicking a giant walking electric eel (Warriors of the Deep)

Now I want to see Warriors of the Deep because that sounds hilarious. I've managed to watch a lot of the old series on Netflix but I'm still a ways away from watching them all.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link

oh man, I left out "built an entire episode around the shocking idea that a machine designed to pull people apart might kill someone (The Leisure Hive)" and "Tried to pass Nicola Bryant off as an actual American"

xp: I actually love "Warriors of the Deep" and that entire final Davison season because it just piles bleakness on top of bleakness on top of bleakness, but that specific scene could have been handled differently

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

Unfortunately it rings all too true with things I've also heard.

I guessed some considerable time ago one of the series cliffhanger plots involving a companion (and, I think said so here).

The John Hurt thing seems more than credible.

'merry Christmas' isn't from The Chase, it's from The Feast of Steven during Dale Master Plan.

You also appear to be missing that Rusty's big plan for the (thankfully unmade) "best ever" Christmas special was to crossover with a reunited Star Trek TNG cast but the Americans thought he was a prick. (This is in his book about how he was the best thing ever to happen to Doctor Who.)

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:52 (ten years ago) link

oh dammmit you're right re: Dalek Master Plan

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link

x-mas spoiler: SO dumb that it just might work????

a sentimental knife (reddening), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link

let me think about that

...

... nope

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link

also I never heard about that TNG crossover, or if I did I completely blocked it from my memory because it was just. so. stupid

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

He devotes something like 20 pages to it in The Wanker's Tale and about how much of a genius it makes him. HOOT!

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:58 (ten years ago) link

the more I realized that Rose was RTD's mary sue, the more I started hating the character

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

x-mas spoiler: SO dumb that it just might work????

http://media.tumblr.com/df8543798f07aacbfa189b9d093f41c4/tumblr_inline_mlkmb0LXWl1qz4rgp.gif

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 19:00 (ten years ago) link

okay Nicole that is incredible

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link

I can't help thinking of New X-Men.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

If anyone wants an EARLY piece of evidence I am genuine, I could give you all spoilers from ANY up coming BBC programme... Just pick one!

It's one thing to say 'Cardiff we have a problem' and it's another to beg to be blacklisted

Brakhage, Tuesday, 30 April 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

it's a bullet point in the post titled "Clarity"

I refuse to retype it because that might make it come true

― Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 04:29 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh fuck no

mistah WRIGHT! WHAT you doin'? (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

brace yerselves

geronimHO HO HO

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

re this lot of rumours: this is the sort of thing that might come out of a production that was failing, but the fact that it's still hugely successful (critically and viewerly) means this sort of thing would normally be tolerated.

the best parallel i can think of is in australian politics, where our last pm was so reviled by his own party for being tyrannical and ruthless that he was rejected by his own party, and then subsequently fought off like six times by a government which is actively falling to pieces. assuming at this point that moffat really is so horrible to work with that the production would rather just not be making the show at all.

as aldo said, this isn't coming from nowhere either. rumours touching on this have been floating around for ages.

xp noooooooooooooooo

mistah WRIGHT! WHAT you doin'? (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link

btw 'series 8 intentions' reads a lot like 'series 27 intentions'

- metatraxi
- safe-cracking companion
- lungbarrow

mistah WRIGHT! WHAT you doin'? (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 April 2013 22:56 (ten years ago) link

More spoilers.

I have a bad feeling about this...the xmas rumor is probably true.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:46 (ten years ago) link

tbh I am fine with the Omega idea

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

unless of course it ends up that Omega is (Xmas rumor) in which case I may have to hunt and sleigh

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link

Oh, I'm not saying that that's a bad idea but it makes his other claims (like the xmas special) seem a bit more credible.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

I know that the Daleks are the original Who monster but I've always felt like Omega is the ultimate Who boogeyman thanks to him being the bad guy in The Three Doctors

I also love the pattern of Gallifrey's greatest heroes turning into monsters that threaten the cosmos, because what does that mean for the Doctor?

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

Xmas rumour sounds like terrific fun, I am also mega-down with Feast Of Steven

charli.xlsx (sic), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:26 (ten years ago) link

can we avoid being so open about rumours in case they turn out to be real spoilers though

charli.xlsx (sic), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

(or "rumours" since they're just one blatantly attention-seeking bloke on a blog, not accreted murmurs)

charli.xlsx (sic), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 14:45 (ten years ago) link

That blog post reads as hysterically overdramatic comedy butthurt to me but this is Doctor Who I suppose.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

Agreed, the Xmas rumour strikes me as a fun idea actually.

I imagine many, or even most, shows have similar background stories.

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

I'm sorry Chuck, now we have to kill you

no hard feelings?

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 17:27 (ten years ago) link

That blog post reads as hysterically overdramatic comedy butthurt to me but this is Doctor Who I suppose.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 2 May 2013 01:04 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

instantly thought of ian levine when i read this

mistah WRIGHT! WHAT you doin'? (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:13 (ten years ago) link

I made it through Happiness Patrol, you can't hurt me anymore

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link

Oh god how did I miss the that when I was listing stupid things that happened in Doctor Who

Fucking Delta and the Bannermen too, ffs

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Wednesday, 1 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

watching Happiness Patrol tonight, RIP Helen A

charli.xlsx (sic), Thursday, 2 May 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link

!!!

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

okay lol

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link

actually you know what was a super underrated 7th Doctor story that gets lumped in with the terrible ones but has a fantastically creepy kernel and is surprisingly enjoyable, is Paradise Towers

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link

I have a hell of a lot of affection for that story, particularly as it came on telly when I was nine. The cleaner robots really shat me up at the time (think we've been through this before).

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link

I watched it again a few years ago, and while it's not in the least bit scary anymore it's good campy fun.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link

It's probably been a good 10 years (or more!) since I last saw it but I remember being amazed that there was a good story there fighting to break through a terrible, terrible production

Call me at **BITCOIN (DJP), Thursday, 2 May 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link

I feel like their enjoyable creepiness probably owes more to their poor production values than any kind of artistic choice (see also: all Carry On movies), but still, you take what you can.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link

the only part of PT that doesn't really make any sense no matter how you spin it is Mel's "I don't care if this whole place is a series of deathtraps, my ass is going swimming" determination

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Thursday, 2 May 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

Mel is a complete moron, I don't expect her character to make any sense.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Thursday, 2 May 2013 17:44 (ten years ago) link

It's probably been a good 10 years (or more!) since I last saw it but I remember being amazed that there was a good story there fighting to break through a terrible, terrible production

this is the case of every Cartmel story* bar Remembrance, which still has to deal with all-video and Keff McCulloch

so with that said, Happiness Patrol is amazing and kid-me was a fool to hate the Kandyman


*nb: Time And The Rani and Silver Nemesis were JNT commissions

charli.xlsx (sic), Thursday, 2 May 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link

ha ha, the comments at Wife In Space are full of people who also hated it as kids loving it on rewatch 26 years later

charli.xlsx (sic), Friday, 3 May 2013 06:47 (ten years ago) link

Would've been a very average episode in the Tennant era, but now its straightforwardness was rather refreshing. I liked the sepia sequence.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:27 (ten years ago) link

Diana Rigg was great. The death of Mr Sweet reminded me of Eraserhead.

DavidM, Saturday, 4 May 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link

Really enjoyed that quite a lot. Diana Rigg's character reminded me go Harrison Chase, for reasons unclear.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Saturday, 4 May 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

that whistleblower blog has been taken down fwiw

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

against my judgement we're sort of perfunctorily watching this, probably because we feel compelled to stick with television even when it loses us

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:30 (ten years ago) link

so far the following tropes that we're sick of have occurred:

- people doing something obviously alienish that makes it clear they're aliens even though we're supposed to be intrigued (this week the salt down the blouse thing)
- aliens talking to other aliens
- the doctor bursting in in full bumbling clown mode (which his only mode)

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

when the doctor emerges bright red and like dying or whatever, we're supposed to be concerned/worried/saddened/whatever (and we would be if it were ecclestone or tennant), but because this doctor has only one mode (bumbling clown) we both just fully expected him to do a lol stumble down the hall or something

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

also, fuck strax

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

Harsh AA. That was an enjoyable episode.

Jason Dowd, Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

* eccleston

also, before sic comes in and schools me about the history of doctor who, the specific problem i have with aliens talking to other aliens is that it's a reduced experience for the viewer watching two beings with inflexible prosthetic heads (strax and that lizard woman thing who i don't care what she is because i'm just annoyed now) share a scene when basically everything they can deliver has to happen through speech or smiles alone (and tbh this is a further example of my criticism of this year's scripts being so *verbal*), and so you're left with basically deep space nine type scenes

xp we're now two thirds through and we're both bored out of our minds

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

i mean there are clearly some great ideas in this episode, but it's all executed with the usual lack of light/shade in the production and scripts full of *words* and one-dimensional doctor (now 100% predictably) anger-bumbling his way to saving the universe

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

and of course the score telling us exactly what to feel at any given moment

see, right now the doctor's 7/8 theme is going so obv he has won

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link

i also hate daft punk and comedy

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 22:59 (ten years ago) link

old woman falls to her death, doctor pulls comedy face, says 'ouch'

i just

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

next week: base under siege again

fucking hell

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:05 (ten years ago) link

we're supposed to care about who clara ~is~ but she's been in the show for like five minutes and doesn't even do anything half the time (and there's not even any doctor/companion chemistry to help that along)

if clara fell down a mine and died forever i would probably pull a comedy doctor comedy face and say 'ouch'

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 4 May 2013 23:12 (ten years ago) link

The lizard woman is a Silurian and therefore a native of Earth, not an alien, and directly tied to the history of the show going back to 1970.

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Sunday, 5 May 2013 03:09 (ten years ago) link

okay, the prosthetic is where i was going

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 May 2013 03:12 (ten years ago) link

let's say 'not human', if that works

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 May 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link

deep space nine is awesome fyi

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 5 May 2013 03:52 (ten years ago) link

the phantom menace would have been a better analogy except they manage to convey bugger-all emotion without prosthetic interference

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 5 May 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link

The lizard woman is a Silurian and therefore a native of Earth, not an alien, and directly tied to the history of the show going back to 1970.

None of this actually makes a difference really.

Matt DC, Sunday, 5 May 2013 12:00 (ten years ago) link

lol of course it doesn't, don't you recognize sad old fan flexing when you see it?

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Sunday, 5 May 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

I liked this one, for once. Nice to not have the doctor in it for the first bit.

kinder, Sunday, 5 May 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

and scripts full of *words*

lol

charli.xlsx (sic), Sunday, 5 May 2013 14:52 (ten years ago) link

This was good for a laugh, I thought. I'm not usually keen on the 'funny' eps - and I'm not one who thinks the Victorian detective team deserve their own spin-off series - but this was breezy enough and had one or two great lines, and Diana Rigg was wonderful (good to see Rachel Stirling too). I liked the brutal ways the villains were killed off, as well as the fact that they were straightforwardly villainous - and not 'misunderstood' or lovelorn or whatever else. And for all of its knockabout frivolity - or, perhaps, because of it - it felt strangely like a Tom Baker era episode.

DavidM, Sunday, 5 May 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link

my fave episode this season (though i liked the tardis one and the ghost one), even though you knew it was coming the leech reveal was fantastic, laffed hard at 'she's a lizard', rigg was wonderful. less doctor would've been nice (would've been nice to see victorian interspecies lesbian detectives kicking ass instead of just popping up 'looking for this' and holding up giant bottle of v8) but still happy it wasn't a nearly doctorless episode like 'blink' or something.

balls, Sunday, 5 May 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link

the music emotion cues remain an abomination though and the way they've halfassed establishing clara and her relationship w/ the doctor (even though it's ostensibly the arc for this season or whatever) really prevents an episode like this from being what it could be.

balls, Sunday, 5 May 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link

Would replace Clara with Jenny Flint in a heartbeat. Won't happen but it would be nice to have a companion who wasn't from Earth in the present day.

Deafening silence (DL), Sunday, 5 May 2013 22:38 (ten years ago) link

Would replace Clara with Jenny Flint in a heartbeat. Won't happen but it would be nice to have a companion who wasn't from Earth in the present day.

I even would replace Clara with Ada, who was way more interesting and had more rapport with Doctor in one episode than Clara has had in all of her episodes up until now.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Sunday, 5 May 2013 23:28 (ten years ago) link

I'm pretty forgiving of Dr Who but that was ome of the stupidest TV I've seen in a long time. If the Lesbo lizard and killer potato show was Moffat's idea for a spinoff then the BBC still has some sense.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 6 May 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link

the Lesbo lizard and killer potato show

amazing

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 02:28 (ten years ago) link

"Lesbo"?

I miss Rory personally.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 6 May 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link

If the Lesbo lizard and killer potato show was Moffat's idea for a spinoff then the BBC still has some sense.

Moffatt only brought them back at all due to audience reaction and has no interest in (or time to make!) a spin-off

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 6 May 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link

rumor blog was saying that moffatt was mad b/c he wanted a spinoff (after all, RTD got to do it!) and network wouldn't give him one.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 6 May 2013 03:39 (ten years ago) link

that is idiotic. dude is already flat-out running Who in the face of enormous scrutiny and perilous budget cuts, PLUS managing the production and writing of three feature-film-length Sherlocks a year-ish around the Who schedule and the availability of its two big movie stars, when he actually co-owns nu-Sherlock. even if he had the time, what benefit would he get from "creating" a show based on properties owned by other ppl? (Sontarans created by Holmes, estate was controlling them in the 90s; Silurians by Hulke, died '79 so who knows)

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 6 May 2013 05:31 (ten years ago) link

p sure ed was being facetious but k

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 05:35 (ten years ago) link

Ed was whistleblowerblog? tight doxxing bro

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 6 May 2013 05:58 (ten years ago) link

Whistleblower blog must've been reading Private Eye, because that's where I saw the bit about SM's 'Ugandan discussions'.

karl lagerlout (suzy), Monday, 6 May 2013 08:57 (ten years ago) link

still amazed that everyone just accepts the comedy sontaran

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 11:09 (ten years ago) link

i'll admit that i don't care enough about silurians to comment on thing face but warrior potatoes are pretty strictly warrior potatoes (i can't imagine blzztk the lovable dalek having chummy adventures with idk a sensorite called simon)

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link

'blzztk did you bring the key to lady phyllis pompington-smythe's country mansion'

'NO I LEFT IT ON THE SIDEBOARD SORRY'

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 11:13 (ten years ago) link

i guess the comedy Sontaran kind of falls under "doctor who is after all a show for children" for me

snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major), Monday, 6 May 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link

like, some things happen in the show and are hugely irritating but one thinks, well, this is a marker by the showrunners to remind us that technically this show is for children.

(this is also how i resigned myself to the hackiness of the last scene: it is so some kids can take part in an adventure, this is after all a show for kids, i can accept this)

snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major), Monday, 6 May 2013 11:40 (ten years ago) link

i mean, it's not just a marker to remind adults that the show is for children, it's also something they put in because they genuinely thought children would find it funny/scary/exciting/sympathetic/etc -- but to me it has the function of reminding me that the target audience is not only me and my concerns.

snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major), Monday, 6 May 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link

fair point

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 12:03 (ten years ago) link

i suppose sontarans need to be interesting somehow, at all, ever

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 12:04 (ten years ago) link

c# otm plus

i'll admit that i don't care enough about silurians to comment on thing face but warrior potatoes are pretty strictly warrior potatoes

a) the Sontarans were created by the second-funniest writer in old Who, and first appeared in a story chock-full of gags
b) kind of the main point of the character, since his first scene in AGMGTW, is that he is not a very good Sontaran

(i can't imagine blzztk the lovable dalek having chummy adventures with idk a sensorite called simon)

http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110610023139/tardis/images/c/c3/DWGN5.jpg

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 6 May 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

I think the comedy Sontaran is quite funny.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 6 May 2013 12:27 (ten years ago) link

"Horse! You have failed in your mission!"

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 6 May 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

I like the Sontaran too. The fact all of his plans involve weapon overkill and suicudal tactics reflect very much Bob Holmes' writing in that there were always more clones available so just throwing bodies at a conflict during their interminable war with the Rutans was probably enough to win the battle.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Monday, 6 May 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

ah fair enough

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link

I really liked the kids blackmailing Clara into a TARDIS trip. As far as I know there haven't been actual kids on the TARDIS aside from the Cushing movies so I'm interested to see how that plays out.

Total aside but in reading the AV Club comments bitching about this episode I encountered a devoted fan of The Idiot's Lantern, which kind of blew my mind and made me doubt everything I thought I knew about life, so maybe I didn't actually enjoy this and I'm actually a 28 year old white woman.

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Monday, 6 May 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link

As far as I know there haven't been actual kids on the TARDIS aside from the Cushing movies

Adric, John & Gillian, Gareth Jenkins

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

ugh I guess I got used to doctor who being a more adult-skewed family show because all the more typical kids show stuff this season makes me cringe constantly. I don't outright hate it but it sure does make me miss the Donna days a lot.

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link

also, Clara is so far pretty freakin boring for someone who's supposed to be such an unkillable mystery

obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I quite liked her at first but she's grating on me a bit now.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

How young were Adric and Nyssa supposed to be? They always read to me as older than teenagers.

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

there was a post on tumblr today that said something like "i just realised that before on doctor who we saw the doctor through the eyes of the companion and now we're seeing the companion through the eyes of the doctor" and i feel like that's... not too far off? but in effect all that happens is that the character of Clara is super slight and you have no sense that she has an internal life. even the ~mystery~ about her is completely external.
(also, i feel like one doesn't watch doctor who through the eyes of the doctor because that would kind of ruin the show)

snapchats and tattoos (c sharp major), Monday, 6 May 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

yes! and therefore we're watching the doctor through the eyes of an everyperson who isn't present, which is probably another reason he's really grating on me atm

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:04 (ten years ago) link

he works because there's always an alice around to react to him, but this year there's clara

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

Adric was 14 or 15 - Nyssa in her late teens iirc, but mature in behaviour due to her courtly upbringing

(John & Gillian I think are both under 10, and Gareth Jenkins was 8, before being erased from history before our eyes, by a crack in the BBC)

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

Clara's best outing to date has been the Ice Warrior story; that's the one that made her most feel like a distinct person from the other nu-Who companions

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link

I like that, so far, the show has been diegetically telling the Doctor that he is wrong about Clara being mysterious and amazing -- as if it's scolding him / Moffatt for going so quickly, so repetitively, to the same well without actually earning it.

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link

also, Clara is so far pretty freakin boring for someone who's supposed to be such an unkillable mystery

"Note: Clara died on her way back to her home planet"

Dan: There is a sizable number of fans who love The Idiot's Lantern but they all seem to be wacko Ten/Rose shippers.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Monday, 6 May 2013 14:22 (ten years ago) link

I like comedy Sontaran, he's probably the thing I enjoyed most out of that episode. Also I am 5 years old.

I dunno, I just feel like of all the seasons so far this one is the most rudderless in terms of story. I mean, there's a handwavey nod to the 'conundrum of Clara' every now and then but it's like, every week new adventure without much of a thread running through anything at all really.

And I'm getting really bothered by how flirty the Doctor and Clara are now. Like it was a bit that way with Pond, but now it's just AGGGH would you STOP

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

it's like, every week new adventure without much of a thread running through anything at all really.

I don't have a problem with this. I wish the adventures were better though.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 6 May 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

ordinarily it wouldn't bother me, I think I just am liking Clara and the doctor less and less as a pair so I'm almost to the point of not caring where they'll go next

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 6 May 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link

there's no chemistry between those two, mainly because they're not really doing anything together but i suspect the actors are not really cliquing

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

yes! and therefore we're watching the doctor through the eyes of an everyperson who isn't present, which is probably another reason he's really grating on me atm

Yeah, this otm -- that's why I'm missing Rory (rather than Amy) this season. Smith is still great but he needs a Xander/Arthur Dent/underwhelmist companion more than a perky-zinger type

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

Also yes Clara barely gets any dialogue with Smith anyway, so no time to register besides her guilt-trapping "I'd rather be on BBC2" actor face

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 6 May 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link

but it's like, every week new adventure without much of a thread running through anything at all really.

This was announced in advance as a plan, hence the distinct tone & genre exercise swings, and the terrible CGI "movie posters" every week. Unfortunately they're being hobbled by the actual continuing threads of, first, the badly-fumbled Pond departure, and now the audienceDGAF mystery of Clara

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

otm

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link

also the lack of ~cleverness~ arcs means the episodes need to be a bit more various in tone than they are

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 May 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

That was awful

cardamon, Saturday, 11 May 2013 19:27 (ten years ago) link

I think because if you were summing up 'Doctor Who', you might use the following adjectives:

*Weird
*Eccentric
*Dark
*Child-like

And if you were summing up 'Neil Gaiman', you might use:

*Weird
*Eccentric
*Dark
*Child-like

But you'd mean something very, very different, despite using exactly the same words. And rather like how you could call both P.G. Wodehouse and Max Beerbohm 'witty', but really, there's a gulf between them, whatever the charms of the weaker one, well, it's like that with Dr Who and Neil Gaiman, probably, I don't know

cardamon, Saturday, 11 May 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link

(Where Who = Beerbohm and Gaiman = Wodehouse)

cardamon, Saturday, 11 May 2013 19:33 (ten years ago) link

I've missed most of this season, though I'm not sure that's much of a bad thing with the hit:miss ratio. That one, eh, I didn't *hate* it, but it was pretty boring. And despite liking Clara at first, she's not emerging as any strong character, and ugh, have they been doing the 'sexy doctor' schtick again? Even if it's more of a Donna-Doctor thing where they repeatedly went "oh no, we're not like that", why do they even have to mention it? FFS people, it is possible to have a friendship with a member of the opposite sex without having to CONSTANTLY reaffirm where your sexual relationship is at.

emil.y, Saturday, 11 May 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

Yeah this was pretty lame tbh. Not as bad as some of the other episodes in the series (ugh, the one with the all the singing!) but nevertheless. This whole plan of running every episode as a stand-alone story has really bitten them in the arse, huh? They've basically engineered a situation (for no good or obvious reason) where they have to come up with twice as many ideas and then have half the time to tell the story.

Is it any wonder that there's no chemistry between Clara and the Doctor? They have 45 minutes to introduce a scenario, develop the plot a bit and then resolve everything ready for next week. And after that, if we're lucky, we get chucked 3 or 4 cryptic sentences as a means of developing the overall plot or 'arc' or whatever as a bonus. Do they really have so little faith in the kids of today to follow a story that runs for multiple weeks?

I've been a pretty big supporter of Nu-Who so far, but I'm coming round to the POV that says that it's time for a change, of showrunner if not of protagonist. I like Smith a lot, but this series has basically been dross and I don't think I'm going to remember a single episode of it in a year or two. The Journey to the Centre of the Tardis as a concept is such a massive missed opportunity for the show.

Bleh. I hope next week ends on a BIG cliffhanger to set up for the 50th Anniversary, which I'm still feeling ought to be something special.

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 11 May 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link

yeah I agree with most of what you've said there Windsor, v otm.

the constant stream of stand-alone adventures is driving me UP THE WALL. and flirty/sexy clara and the doctor is annoying the shit out of me. tight skirts now? FUCK OFF. and..AND! idk how anyone else feels about the cybermen but I have in the past found them somewhat creepy but re-engineering the threat so that they're now basically just Borg was a really stupid idea. part of the scary thing about them was seeing the people in the cybermen factories getting tortured, and now you just have stupid metal sperm things and who cares about that seriously.

oh AND Matt Smith (who I still mostly like) was really kind of terrible at playing the two versions of himself. when he first started doing it I didn't even really get it. It was like watching a bad Jim Carrey impersonation.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 12 May 2013 04:18 (ten years ago) link

he was all bumbling clown again rite

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 May 2013 07:44 (ten years ago) link

I think he showed the full range of his panto abilities!

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 12 May 2013 09:13 (ten years ago) link

Actually, right, I like the tone that he hit for the first half of the show, slightly overplayed but generally a distraction for serious focus - but then my favourite Doctor is McCoy.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 12 May 2013 09:37 (ten years ago) link

idk how anyone else feels about the cybermen but I have in the past found them somewhat creepy but re-engineering the threat so that they're now basically just Borg was a really stupid idea.

this was by far the least shit the Cybermen have been since colour (not counting The Pandorica Opens)

charli.xlsx (sic), Sunday, 12 May 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link

I had high hopes for this since I loved The Doctor's Wife, but this was annoying as an Amanda Palmer TED talk.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Sunday, 12 May 2013 12:08 (ten years ago) link

The guy who's Ian Levine to Gaiman's Eric Saward has spilled the beans about all the parts that were deleted. Nothing revolutionary - scene setting for the kids in the main, which is why they were shoehorned into The Crimson Horror - but the big reveal is that they were only in it at all on Moffatt's insistence because his plan for the whole series (and why they're single stories) was wacky family hijinks starring Clara's Victorian family. Then he changed his mind once scripts were finished and turned in (this one at least) and had them use modern Clara instead and drop the kids. Presumably there was some undisclosed dick waving between SM and NG about backing down and NG won.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 12 May 2013 12:35 (ten years ago) link

Presumably Gaiman's a professional writer doing a contract job.

charli.xlsx (sic), Sunday, 12 May 2013 13:38 (ten years ago) link

Presumably his explicit denial during the week he's replacing Moffatt was just to stop internet rumours.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 12 May 2013 13:42 (ten years ago) link

Presumably his explicit denial was because he'd said to a dude on an international phoner that he absolutely would never take over the job of showrunner, but specifically as long as Moffatt is running it, he'd write another episode if asked; that the journo in question had misunderstood Gaiman, and quoted him onstage at the first Splendid Chaps MICF show as "effectively saying 'oh hells yes!'" to the showrunner question; that after the combined podcast episode went up 16 days later (on the 23rd of April) people started tweeting him saying "I herd u said you wood take over Dr Who will u make the Dr a woman????!?!"; and having never said to anyone that he would take over as showrunner, he bemusedly, if explicitly, denied that he was replacing Moffatt as showrunner.

charli.xlsx (sic), Sunday, 12 May 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link

Exactly.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

wacky family hijinks starring Clara's Victorian family

Much as I'm not a fan of this sort of stuff, at least it would be something coherent.

emil.y, Sunday, 12 May 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link

Anyway, the finale is out in the wild - BBC America fucked up with people who had pre-ordered the S7 Part 2 blu-ray and they got it yesterday so have seen The Name Of The Doctor.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 12 May 2013 16:28 (ten years ago) link

In other words, any spoilers you read in the next 7 days are entirely probably right.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 12 May 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

emil.y and veg otm re the stupid Doctor/Clara tight skirt boyfriend shit that is dominating every fracking moment of this show now and was bad enough even when it wasn't

kinder, Sunday, 12 May 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

I liked the slow start -- the first half of this felt like the best episode of the season by miles. But after Smith got Borg'd it turned into the usual over-paced cobblers. The coda with Willow was so under-written it felt actively odd.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 12 May 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link

I wanted more menacing kids tbh

far too much asshole flesh (DJP), Sunday, 12 May 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Also it's weird to me how much the show is pushing the romance with the Doctor and Clara. It's been all tell and no show, as they haven't had that many scenes together and very little chemistry. Clara and Warwick Davis made more sense than Clara and the Doctor ffs.

The last of the famous international Greyjoys (Nicole), Sunday, 12 May 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

Anyway, the finale is out in the wild

oh thank christ

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:05 (ten years ago) link

Also it's weird to me how much the show is pushing the romance with the Doctor and Clara.

i've started to think it's just the showrunners thinking she is so pretty that it would be implausible for them not to be constantly referring to the fact that they could be in a relationship.

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:39 (ten years ago) link

I found myself in the weird position of wanting more of the jim carrey manic gurning from smith just because the ~inside the doctor's mind~ stuff was so embarrassing and cheap-looking -- especially as it was the kind of image that i could imagine working in a comic where it didn't have to be quite so photorealistic but could be blurry and weird.

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Sunday, 12 May 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

I sadly found that to be a complete shambles, almost as bad as the final Tenant 2-parter, and can't believe it was the same writer as The Doctor's Wife (I'm no big Gaiman fan, at least of his work of the last ~15 yrs, but Wife was great I thought). And why does becoming Cyber Controller, ie the big chief enotionless leader (who even taunts the Dr about having emotions) make you into the Joker, obviously relishing your own evil, and full of emotional volatility.

This 50th year ought to have been really special, but instead we get a half-length, half-arsed series.

Did like the new Cybermen, their voices and their creepy shoulder movements. Pity they were mostly wasted in the story.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link

I didn't like Wife either. Mainly because I don't tend to think of the Tardis as some kind of Helena Bonham-Carter lite kook.

emil.y, Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:36 (ten years ago) link

The graphics in that bit looked like a shoddy Dave McKean rip-off.

I think the Doctor's Manichean struggle with the cyber planner was a good idea - reminded me of the old school battles of the wits/wills between the Doctor and a baddie, and the chess game in particular was surely a ref to Curse of Fenrick - but it was so rushed and with all the other stuff going on around it that it just became incoherent.

Those kids were super annoying. I wonder if Gaiman was annoyed at having to include them so to spite Moffat he made the girl a mardy know-it-all and the boy generally useless. Total contrast to the likeable and well-written kids in Sarah Jane Adventures.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Sunday, 12 May 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link

not a Fenric riff, but Gaiman was happy to hear of the connection

And why does becoming Cyber Controller, ie the big chief enotionless leader (who even taunts the Dr about having emotions) make you into the Joker

a) CyberPlanner is high on SmithDoctor's emotions and mentalness at this point, would presumably settle into more controlled cyberness once he took over properly

b) it has 100% been a feature of the Cybermen since the series went into colour that they are emotional bitches that just rant on about emotions, especially gloating about not having them

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 13 May 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link

The chess game and the cyberman playing it is obviously the Turk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Turk

Which was previously used, played by a cyberman, in the Eighth Doctor audio The Silver Turk written by Marc Platt.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Silver_Turk

That Neil Gaiman, eh? Full of original ideas.

I thought the use of a midget controlling a bigger device might also have been a callback to he Peking Homunculus in Talons of Weng-Chiang.

Given this was episode 6 I didn't spot the Colin reference. Anybody else?

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Monday, 13 May 2013 07:18 (ten years ago) link

That Neil Gaiman, eh? Full of original ideas.

Gaiman and Manfred have both said that Gaiman has never listened to a Big Finish, and Manfred only learnt of that story two days before TX. It's a deliberate homage to the IRL Turk, though.

Given this was episode 6 I didn't spot the Colin reference. Anybody else?

Manfred also said that there was no instruction to include sequential Doctor references in the scripts.

If you want to fanwank one, you could either use "I'll explain later," or say it was to the hiatus year.

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 13 May 2013 07:28 (ten years ago) link

That's Steve Manfred, "Doctor Who mythology adviser to Neil Gaiman", for those playing along at home.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 13 May 2013 07:38 (ten years ago) link

Heckofa coinky-dink. I don't know, humans always seeing patterns when there aren't any there.

Weird that every other writer this season managed to get a specific reference in, in order, without being told to. Just another amazing coincidence I suppose.

I've heard the "I'll explain later" theory, but I always associate that with Third and Jo. I suppose it could be that the Doctor finally gets to the Nightmare Fair on screen (although hat makes you think of the Celestial Toymaker, and the Doctor playing a game against himself to save he companions).

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Monday, 13 May 2013 07:41 (ten years ago) link

I don't think I've seen it on this thread - what were the references people were seeing?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 13 May 2013 07:45 (ten years ago) link

for once i actually want to see a massive spoiler but for the life of me i cannot find one

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 13 May 2013 07:48 (ten years ago) link

First episode - talks about Susan and being a grandfather
Second episode - the HADS
Third episode - crystal from Metebelis Three
Fourth episode - State of Decay referred to, plus the swimming pool
Fifth episode - talks about dropping off Tegan

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Monday, 13 May 2013 07:48 (ten years ago) link

Fourth is a giant stretch (if meant to be significant), and there are shitloads of references to other doctors in every episode. Basically the "pattern" is people ignoring every other reference and only highlighting one per ep.

for once i actually want to see a massive spoiler but for the life of me i cannot find one

would have presumed the entire ep could be findable by now.

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 13 May 2013 08:02 (ten years ago) link

I don't know, I get that the Fourth ep connection isn't maybe as strong as the others but two of these are major plot points so I guess we're just back at our friend massive coincidence again.

The complete lack of leak information could well point to a faked leak for publicity. Or it could just be a coincidence.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Monday, 13 May 2013 08:06 (ten years ago) link

Yeah faked leak sounds like a good call to me. No sign of a torrent anywhere yet, but perhaps more telling, no inflated pre-release copies on eBay that I can see.

JimD, Monday, 13 May 2013 08:14 (ten years ago) link

Swimming pool is as much an Eleventh thing as anything else, by now.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 13 May 2013 08:27 (ten years ago) link

Could be that BBCA wrote to everyone politely asking not to sell or torrent bcz oops, and everyone's not being cunts.

Which is out of character for everyone, but hey

charli.xlsx (sic), Monday, 13 May 2013 08:50 (ten years ago) link

well, there was this: https://twitter.com/DoctorWho_BBCA/status/333682645403828224

the promise of "a special video" seems like fuckall reward to me, but what do i know.

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Monday, 13 May 2013 09:04 (ten years ago) link

A special video that's presumably been made already, given Matt Smith now has a shaved head.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Monday, 13 May 2013 09:36 (ten years ago) link

i'm sure he could be convinced to wig up for the cause

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Monday, 13 May 2013 09:58 (ten years ago) link

holy shit i just saw the BEST spoiler and will be watching this weekend (obv i will not say anything here)

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link

bbc america released three spoiler screenshots. the first made me soil myself with glee. the second is obv supposed to indicate something spoilery but i can't work out what it is. the third is just annoying but probably to be expected.

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link

now go wipe yourself off

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link

might bask first

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link

is this first one the one with someone standing out of focus behind someone else?

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 01:31 (ten years ago) link

yes

great wallogina (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 01:37 (ten years ago) link

oh shit i think i just joined some dots between that first screenshot and something said upthread

oh shit

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link

creaming it atm

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 03:58 (ten years ago) link

i'm intrigued, but i assume there's no non-spoilery way you can tell us what you mean

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link

not really

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 15 May 2013 04:52 (ten years ago) link

I probably need to watch it again to be sure but did we see them all except eight and ten? And does that mean they'll both show up in the next one?

JimD, Saturday, 18 May 2013 20:03 (ten years ago) link

Is McGann meant to be onboard for the 50th? It'd make sense, I'm assuming that's why Tennant wasn't featured tonight.

Strangely quiet in here given that JOHN FRICKIN' HURT has just been revealed as a 'lost' incarnation of The Doctor. Wow. Was this common knowledge? I knew he was featuring but I thought he was gonna be Omega or some shit?

Given the "I did what I had to for peace and justice and sanity" line and The Doc's general demeanour towards the newcomer and what with Clara finding that book on the Time War in the TARDIS episode and stuff, I guess this is where they delve into whatever crazy nastiness occurred at the end of the Time War, right? Odd that they should be pulling that storyline back for the Anniversary when they seemed to have more or less moved on from it. Rebooting with the Time Lords back for good post-Anniversary?

Anyway, I'd more or less avoided the spoilers for this and i thought it was cracking. Thoroughly enjoyed all the footage of the Classic Docs, and it was all much easier to follow than Moffat's usual form on the big occasions (although still pretty complicated compared to the way RTD used to do things). And yeah, JOHN FRICKIN' HURT, guys! That reveal was the best "well blow me down" moment on Doc Who since the payoff of the "He will knock four times" thing at the end of Tennant's run. This was a shitty series, but a damn good finale imo

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 18 May 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

Yeah it was great, and the best best thing about it is that finally the Dragonfire cliffhanger makes sense! It's the Great Intelligence who takes over McCoy's mind and forces him to climb over the cliff edge, then Clara who attracts his attention, brings him back to his senses, and saves his life again.

JimD, Saturday, 18 May 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

A bit odd that Matt Smith goes (paraphrasing) "he may be me but he's not THE DOCTOR" and then it says "introducing John Hurt as THE DOCTOR". Yeah yeah what else were they gonna do, still a bit odd.

nagl dude dude dude (ledge), Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:02 (ten years ago) link

yeah, also a bit self-congratulatory 'LOOK WHAT WE'VE DONE LOOK THIS IS CLEVER AND AMAZING etc etc'

overall definitely the best episode this year, which really isn't saying much. a couple of typical oh-get-over-yourself moffat moments, and far too up itself wrt the clever-clever time streamy stuff, but as a narrative etc it wasn't too bad. smith got to do something other than bumbling clown for a change. i thought the great intelligence was the master, and then i thought it was the doctor himself; that's a thing that's going to be resolved eventually, right?

valeyard = a name of the doctor? uh okay. i thought that was fairly clearly the master, unless some bugger retconned it and i forgot.

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link

I see where you're coming from, but I think they did a good enough job, particularly given how brief the scene was, of eliciting the idea that John Hurt is at once The Doctor (as in, he is in an incarnation of the character, same as all the others) but that, in as much as The Doctor is an idea or an ideal of how to live as opposed to just a name, this guy is by 11's own measure NOT The Doctor, as he seems to have pulled some fucking heinous shit that essentially disqualifies him from bearing that moniker. Eurgh, commas. Sorry, I'm sure this is all obvious stuff but I'm just trying to think it out for myself.

Tbh I thought it was a much more interesting and satisfying treatment of the whole NAME deal then I was expecting. Of course they were never actually going to reveal it, but of all the ways they could have had The Doctor say "It doesn't really matter" this feels like the most legit I can think of. Can't be complaining about the bait and switch when the actual reveal is so much more interesting, adding layers of depth and mystery rather than stripping them away.

I really hope they follow through on John Hurt's character as a much darker, more damaged incarnation. They can still get in the necessary love-in with Tennant and McGann to send everyone home happy. This would be a very nice time for them to scale back the episode with zero-jeopardy --> saccharine ending schtick that Moffat's been working.

xpost - nah Valeyard was always The Doctor iirc

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link

Sorry, got my cross-posting a bit mixed up there, the body of that post was in response to ledge

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link

nah Valeyard was always The Doctor iirc

but but

http://altairsnail.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/trial.jpg

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:40 (ten years ago) link

i mean i know but i thought the whole point was that the master basically stole that semi-incarnation for himself

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link

okay i've just checked the fanwank and clearly i was wrong. sic, put down your keyboard

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:46 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, never felt the need to revisit that story once I'd watched it so I'm grasping through the fog of time a little, you may be right. Not sure if that point was particularly important on a wider level beyond demonstrating that the Great Intelligence knows a bit more about The Doctor than anyone else involved and as a wink to the more hardcore element. Though it will be interesting to see whether they ever revisit the idea when they arrive at the necessary place in the overall story.

edit - ah ok, phew. fanboy honour restored.

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 18 May 2013 23:49 (ten years ago) link

yeah, definitely a fanwink

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link

Had the normal amount of handwavey bollocks, but somehow it all worked splendidly this time. First five minutes gave me chills, Clara's sacrifice was actually pretty moving, and I'm excited about a forthcoming episode now for the first time in at least two years.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 19 May 2013 02:24 (ten years ago) link

totally loved it except for about seven minutes after the Doctor's nervous system is revealed. Seven minutes of sitting there going "ok Clara dive into it so you can protect his timestream from the Grebt Intelligence," then "why is not just Clara but everyone standing around watching REG soliloquise, he is outlining his plan, everyone should be stopping him," "FFS even if Strax charged him and got knocked down SOMETHING would be happening," and then about five of them being AFTER REG dives into it and Clara still doesn't. She's meant to be proactive and figure things out, that should have happened as fast as the viewer can think of it, not interminably afterwards

also REG's henchcreatures, his thought-Autons or whatever, were a lame rip-off of The Gentlemen in Buffy, or a shitter version of the Silence.

his thoughtons

missed this somehow

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPsL2xWeHD8

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 09:23 (ten years ago) link

Do I need to watch the penultimate one to make sense of the finale or can I just jump straight in? I know I should watch both but I just can't really be arsed.

Matt DC, Sunday, 19 May 2013 09:31 (ten years ago) link

i didn't watch the penultimate one and the finale seemed to make sense

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 09:32 (ten years ago) link

although tbh it'd be easier if i just tell you now that clara is the rani

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 09:33 (ten years ago) link

nah go ahead Matt, nbd

Eight is there, in the same location as Two per-credits and walks l-r across the screen.

Part of the way through it I started having an argument with someone who thought it was absolute crap that it wasn't necessarily absolute crap, that there was a good idea at he heart of it (although yet again heavily nfluenced by Alien Bodies, I have yet to check in on Lawrence's undoubted meltdown) but Moffatt just isn't that good a writer/as good as he thinks he is.

There's one thing I hate more than ridiculous fan walk, and that's a writer wanking furiously over himself - and this is as bad as Journey's End was in that respect. Let's put all of my relations together and have them talk about vicariously great I am by having them catchphrase instead of speaking. Spoilers! Sweetie! God, I'm great. Let's throw in spooky nursery rhymes as well, people won't be bored of them yet! Also all the stars going out because he Doctor saved EVERYTHING is back to Doctor-Jesus Power Escalation imo.

For such a talky episode there was an awful lot of flashes and bangs in sfx. Without rewatching The Doctor's Wife, I'm pretty sure it contradicts it in First Doctor terms (unless the get-out is that the TARDIS told Clara to say that). Does this mean the Doctor beat the GI twice in London and twice in Tibet?

I think the thing for me is it doesn't even apply its own core idea properly. "Most of the time he doesn't even see me." OK, got that. But if The Doctor remembers The Snowmen and Asylum of the Daleks, then he'd also remember the woman who told him which TARDIS to steal - after all, it's the even which determined his life, and ALL of Nu Who is full of how he remembers everything he's ever done, everywhere he's ever been, everything he's ever read. And the Dragonfire 'save' fals because she's on the other side of the chasm, unless he Doctor sees her and somehow that save him giving another opportunity for him to remember her.

I think I just hate modern television.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:17 (ten years ago) link

this whole year has been talky though (and is partially evidence that you don't hate modern television)

the opening was nice to see (and the sixth doctor glimpse is what had me mozzing out upthread) but ultimately just wank

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:30 (ten years ago) link

xpost - I don't disagree with any of that, but I think I'm always relatively happy to give Doctor Who (and sci-fi an fantasy generally, I suppose) a free pass for a lot of this stuff provided there's some actual payoff. I haven't understood what the fuck was going on for about the last 2 or 3 finales, so this was a nice change of pace in that I felt I was actually following the narrative a lot more closely.

I cant really see the point in watching/analysing it too intently though, I think it would ruin my enjoyment of a programme where I'm very capable of more or less switching off and going along for the ride. I wouldn't accept some of those plot-holes in more "serious" tv that I watch, but I think you're pretty much dooming yourself not to enjoy a children's sci-fi show if you call them out for all the reasons it doesn't work rather than focusing on the ways that it does.

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link

that's true, but if you don't enjoy a piece of entertainment you're more inclined to understand why. loads of stuff about this year has been spectacularly well done (much of the acting in particular), but when the episodes are boring or flatlining or just straight up terribly written it's hard to even care about what works. if i were consulting to bbc wales i would be more thorough and circumspect in my whining

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link

But the problem with the notion of switching off and going along with the ride is that's exactly what Moffatt (and Rusty before him) DON'T want you to do, otherwise they wouldn't spend all their time building story arcs and encouraging close reading in order to 'understand'. They wouldn't put in 'for the fans' glimpses of dialogue, characters or images. They wouldn't have 'mysteries' that need resolved over the period. It would just be monster of the week (which I enjoyed the Pond half-series which was in exactly that way).

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:01 (ten years ago) link

it's sort of bizarre that people complained when there were mega-arcs and then they complained about this year's one-off stories (fwiw it wasn't the twilighty-show-about-that-zone format that cheezed me off, it was the crap episodes)

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:05 (ten years ago) link

I don't think either Moffatt or Rusty think they're making a children's sci-fi show, in fact if Rusty thought he was then he wouldn't have needed SJA. Ad how many kids' shows that you've ever seen have jokes about paving slab blow jobs? Or that much snogging (cf the 'proper snog everyone's been waiting for' as the Doctor/River kiss has been described by almost everyone) and emo eye watery?

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:06 (ten years ago) link

i did like the doctor/river snog despite myself (and upon the 'disgracefully' line i lolled and lolled and lolled)

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:08 (ten years ago) link

Well there are degrees of switching off. I still follow it closely enough that I pick up on most everything you're meant to pick up on, but what I mean is that I don't really ever try to sit and puzzle it out. Anytime I come across a particular concept that seems to quite blatantly not work, that's the moment when I switch off and go "Ah fuck it, this is not worth my time and energy to work out or get annoyed about" - so Clara has been saving The Doctor's life throughout his whole life? Fine. The Doctor can see River Song after all? Fine. And so on. The bits that threaten to catch I just let glide right past me.

And tbh I'm not bothered whether Moffat or RTD think they're making a children's tv show, those are the terms that I think of it in usually, and as such I'm able to accept gaping plot-holes and ideas that don't seem to really hold up too well under close examination as par for the course.

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:18 (ten years ago) link

children v young adult

cbbc v bbc1

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

bbc1 has been catering to a childmind audience lately, what with doctor who and the wright way and the one show

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:20 (ten years ago) link

Ten is in there as well, twice

here's Eight: http://media.tumblr.com/e4d19d065fd80e47939abdfde4e69f5f/tumblr_inline_mn0e4xfhjA1qz4rgp.gif

Without rewatching The Doctor's Wife, I'm pretty sure it contradicts it in First Doctor terms (unless the get-out is that the TARDIS told Clara to say that).

??

Does this mean the Doctor beat the GI twice in London and twice in Tibet?

uh, three times in London, once in Tibet? per TV episodes anyway. what are you thinking of?

But if The Doctor remembers The Snowmen and Asylum of the Daleks, then he'd also remember the woman who told him which TARDIS to steal - after all, it's the even which determined his life,

The Snowmen was probably a few months ago in his timeline, and featured a woman who drew him out of a huge depression, that he spent hours with over several days, invited into the TARDIS and held in his arms as she died.

The TARDIS repair shop chick he met for literally three seconds, 900 [or several thousand] years ago, when he was super-stressed out and making an enormous life change and afraid of getting caught if he didn't finish fleeing that minute.

and ALL of Nu Who is full of how he remembers everything he's ever done, everywhere he's ever been, everything he's ever read.

No it isn't. There are heaps and heaps of scenes of him not connecting things to past events or not remembering things properly.

And the Dragonfire 'save' fals because she's on the other side of the chasm, unless he Doctor sees her and somehow that save him giving another opportunity for him to remember her.

That's not necessarily a save, as not all the encounters are - she doesn't save him every time she sees him. It was a fucking fantastic nerd joke though - finally an explanation for that scene: the Great Intelligence made him do it!

FWIW I thought this was fantastic and I haven't really enjoyed or been engaged by anything from this year, other than the episode in the corridors of the Tardis.

Still hate "spoilers" though.

Matt DC, Sunday, 19 May 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link

I don't think either Moffatt or Rusty think they're making a children's sci-fi show, in fact if Rusty thought he was then he wouldn't have needed SJA

Moffatt definitely does, or at least he's definitely pitching to young kids as one of several layers. Rusty's felt like a more 00's Heat magazine affair really, or at least his way of pitching to children was more grounded a relate-able real world compared with Moffatt's more fantastical vibe.

Matt DC, Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:03 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I found that glimpse of eight when I did a pause button rewatch, just after I posted. But I still couldn't find ten. Got gifs for those?

JimD, Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link

I didn't see Ecclestone, Tennant or McGann anywhere, surprised the former two weren't foregrounded more.

Matt DC, Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:07 (ten years ago) link

i saw eccleston

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link

Yeah he runs past in that final scene.

JimD, Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:16 (ten years ago) link

Ten Ants also runs past then, and there's a shot of Clara looking at the back of his head on the Library planet - it's pretty dark though

the one "Eccleston" shot seemed to have longer hair than we knew him with, would love it if that was actually "current" McGann

plus if Hurt is actually a previously-unknown Ninth non-Doctor, then there were two Ninths in this despite Eccleston's disinterest in returning

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Media/Pix/pictures/2012/8/6/1344253936635/Richard-E-Grant-008.jpg

otm

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link

grant is still the shalka doc to me

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link

Still kind of hoping we'll see the McGann/Hurt regeneration in the special, and also hoping the Eccleston stuff we've heard so far is misdirection so we can get a Hurt/Eccleston regeneration in there too. Both would totally make sense and be justified.

JimD, Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:51 (ten years ago) link

lol yes, wow

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link

which would make smith #12, and fanboys' heads everywhere explode

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 12:54 (ten years ago) link

To respond to sic, Wo seems to delight these days in picking apart everything I say line by line...

In the Doctor's Wife, the TARDIS is explicitly clear that she made the Doctor choose her instead of any of the other TARDISes. Now we find out, it's not, it was Clara. Unless it was acting through her, which goes against all the 'the TARDIS doesn't like me' stuff this season.

I mean that to an ego-monster like the Great Intelligence, the Web of Fear and The Abominable Snowmen would have to be some of the "greatest victories" you want to turn into defeats because they're against you. Ergo Troughton beats both of them twice. No don't tell me, Bill & Ted clause, the last person in was the way it always happened. Except when it's not, wibbly wobbly timely wimey oh fuckey offey poorey writingey bullshitty witty.

So somebody in the repair shop where you're stealing something that will go on to define your entire life sees you doing it, and instead of reporting it says "nah you don't want that one mate, it's knackered, take this one we've just finished repairing it" and 1) you believe her ( and its not just a con to trap a thief) and 2) you don't remember? Although if you're such an honourable stand-up guy I suppose you would be desperate to run away from the planet since they're all shallow traitorous thieves.

And there are even more scenes where he looks slightly wistfully and says "ah yes, the fifteenth moon of the planet Voltorgybopmop, I remember having dinner there one with the Quim of Bendigo. lovely chap, he went on to marry Histronella con Trimperhofery, she was a descendant of Fishsticks Magee. I lost to him at cards once, though how he knew that four was a three Ill never know..." (In fact, the premise of this whole plot arc is really about how good his memory actually is and he's been suppressing part of it at great pain to himself - the John Hurt Dark Doctor, presumably between McGann and Ecclestone during the Time War.)

I can go for that for Dragonfire, not sure a kid would make the leap though. I'm sure they'd parse it like I did, that her banging the window is somehow supposed to save him. Although that raises another question - what are the consequences of the parts where she failed to undo what the GI changed in the time stream if we're now accepting she didn't undo it all? (Let me guess, does it involve Bill & Ted?)

Something I didn't spot - when they've used the grave as a secret entrance and are in the lower levels of the TARDIS climbing the industrial staircase and Clara feels ill and remembers the conversation from Journey to the centre... This abruptly cuts to outside the TARDIS Tomb and the Doctor turns up apologising for being late. Clara is already there. What happened inbetween?

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:09 (ten years ago) link

i was in bendigo a couple of weeks ago, didn't notice an obvious quim

umair coque (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:14 (ten years ago) link

It's less that the Doctor didn't remember and more that he was suppressing the information from Clara (and by extension the audience). I'm struggling to remember if Clara was familiar to the Doctor when she first appeared.

Matt DC, Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:17 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I don't think it's the case that The Doctor couldn't remember it himself, he's obviously just utterly ashamed and repulsed by the memory that he buries it as deep as possible "He's my secret" etc.

If they are swerving us with the eccleston thing and we're going to get 5 doctors and the time war in this special them I'll be a happy chappy.

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:49 (ten years ago) link

http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-name-of-the-doctor,97426/

when the Great Intelligence talks about peace at last, I’m not sure what the “at last” refers to. His role in the episode depends on his history with the Doctor, but the audience isn’t actually aware of any such history.

yyyyyep

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link

Lol

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 19 May 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

??? The last-five-months audience has seen a history between them lasting first over a century, and now apparently many many millennia. The old series had two stories set abt 50 years apart.

In the Doctor's Wife, the TARDIS is explicitly clear that she made the Doctor choose her instead of any of the other TARDISes. Now we find out, it's not, it was Clara. Unless it was acting through her, which goes against all the 'the TARDIS doesn't like me' stuff this season.

The latter point would be moot bcz the TARDIS has grown to like her over the season. HOWEVER, it's moot bcz Clara is not going through the Doctor's life giving him guidance in all situations; she's only fixing things the Grebt Intelligence fucked up seconds before*. So REG nudged him to go for TARDIS #x, and she comes back and suggests TARDIS #y, who had already opened her door. (Then the Dr goes in, touches the controls, and they both "choose" each other.)


*where necessary: obv she didn't need to save him in Dragonfire, as Glitz showed up and went "MISTAH DOCTOR! WHAT YOU DOING? Get dahn from there" 2 seconds later

??? The last-five-months audience has seen a history between them lasting first over a century, and now apparently many many millennia. The old series had two stories set abt 50 years apart.

not nearly enough emotional (or even screen) investment for the viewer

btw i like how the tardis has a permanent window crack now

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

Who has done a reveal of a never-actually-before-seen foe of yore many many times, this is one that actually has been seen, multiple times, in the viewers' memory; doesn't seem a problem to me.

(But then I don't think I've ever been emotionally invested in whether a baddie beats the Doctor, what are these things you hu-mans call feelings)

If it's a children's sci-fi programme then I would suggest he intention is definitely for the viewer to have a massive emotional investment in whether the baddie beats the Doctor.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Sunday, 19 May 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

So children will remember him/it fine from the last five months, which they wouldn't if it was longer ago. Problem solved!

(when I was a kid I knew about regeneration though, and was always far more interested in a world or society or issue getting drawn each story than some cackling dick holding a knife above the Doctor anyway. plus liked ones where he thought or talked his way into resolving a situation he'd wandered into, rather than some cackling dick taking personal revenge on the Dr...)

which would make smith #12, and fanboys' heads everywhere explode

They sorted this out in Let's Kill Hitler, didn't they? He has all River's spare regenerations as well.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 19 May 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link

I think it's the "mis"numbering that's meant to be explodey. (It would annoy me personally because of all the specific "11" mentions through the series, but it's such a thrilling and fun change-up if its true)

Also even before LKH Smith said he could regenerate 507 times or sthng in the RTD ep of Sarah Jane that also had Jo Grant in it

I vaguely recall that they've revised it so he has limitless regenerations.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 19 May 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

Also: regeneration wasn't retconned in until 1974, the 12-regen limit was retconned in in 1976, and then retconned into not actually being a definite limit in 1981; so it has always been a particularly pointless piece of continuity to cling to as if it were immutable and necessary to address in-story.
Since then the entire world and society that imposed the limit has been eradicated in a Time War, so it may never have even existed in the current universe.

It would annoy me personally because of all the specific "11" mentions through the series, but it's such a thrilling and fun change-up if its true

I think the get out here is that this Doctor is still the 11th Doctor despite being the 12th regeneration of (whatever his name is) because Hurt doesn't count as a Doctor.

Actually it's amazing that Moffat didn't just call last night's episode "The 12 Doctors" given that a) that's how many were in it and b) it would've avoided him having to do the annoying bait and switch with the Doctor's name and c) all the "Smith leaves!" speculation would've been great fun.

JimD, Sunday, 19 May 2013 15:56 (ten years ago) link

Actually, even though the regeneration limit has been retconned away, Clara did say in that final scene that she'd specifically "all of you, eleven faces"...and then John Hurt too. And that's through the entirety of his timeline up until his proper final death, given that that's where she went in. So that means Smith really does need to be the last Doctor ever, right? If there were more in the future she'd have seen them too.

JimD, Sunday, 19 May 2013 16:10 (ten years ago) link

from that AV review

So, was that the Fall of the Eleventh? Because the Doctor sure seemed to be able to fail to answer, which goes against Dorium’s prophecy back in “The Wedding Of River Song.” Perhaps all that refers to the real battle of Trenzalore, the one in which the Doctor dies. Or maybe it’s all just hopelessly muddled at this point.

I can accept that a lot of stuff gets handwaved in Who (now he can see River cos love), but this is a weird one, because it's Moffat's own foreshadowing that's being blown off

Brakhage, Sunday, 19 May 2013 16:19 (ten years ago) link

fanwank: presumably any prophet who sees that scene won't be able to tell that he didn't answer?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 19 May 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

I think the get out here is that this Doctor is still the 11th Doctor despite being the 12th regeneration of (whatever his name is) because Hurt doesn't count as a Doctor.

but they did a great big title right next to his face that says INTRODUCING JOHN HURT AS oh look never mind

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link

i see your point, i just don't trust moffat any more

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 21:57 (ten years ago) link

He couldn't speak falsely, or the doors wouldn't open. He couldn't fail to answer, or his friends would be killed. It's about a dilemma, not a physical compulsion.

Also all the stars going out because he Doctor saved EVERYTHING is back to Doctor-Jesus Power Escalation imo

I thought it was obvious that the stars all went out because the Daleks/Davros destroyed the universe, as in the big plot to series 4: if the GI prevented the Doctor from stopping them, then they succeeded

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Sunday, 19 May 2013 22:51 (ten years ago) link

i see your point, i just don't trust moffat any more

Don't follow this (apart from the fact you didn't trust him before!) - you think he's not going to follow through with a story about Hurt earning or redeeming or flashing back to losing the name?

moffat breaks promises

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 19 May 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link

what has he promised here?

moffat breaks promises

― the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, May 19, 2013 7:56 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i can tell. you've been hurt before.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 20 May 2013 00:22 (ten years ago) link

what has he promised here?

that john hurt is the doctor (you might have briefly seen a fleeting caption that said 'INTRODUCING JOHN HURT AS THE DOCTOR' and took up half the screen)

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link

ah yes, but doctor who?

balls, Monday, 20 May 2013 00:33 (ten years ago) link

tell me i couldn't write for this show

balls, Monday, 20 May 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link

that john hurt is the doctor

so you're outraged in advance JUST IN CASE he's not going to follow through with a story about Hurt earning or redeeming or flashing back to losing the name?

no straw man, i merely don't trust moffat

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 01:43 (ten years ago) link

I liked the finale mainly because I thought it had a lot of cool ideas -- something Moffat is good at, but also had satisfying resolution, something Moffat is usually pretty bad at.

The pre-credits part was incredible, and while there were a few things that didn't make much sense I liked the overall additions and callbacks to the Whoniverse canon... esp. referring to The Valeyard, what happens to a TARDIS as it dies, and the new (time war-era?) Doctor. I thought it was a great episode.

Lady Vastra's dream parlor with it's own upgradable 'desktop' was really cool too. I like how Nu-Who has embraced metaphysical concepts and given them its own unique sci-fi spin to them, such as "souls" and psychic abilities, etc.

But I also don't trust Moffat to deliver the goods, he's not batting zero but rarely does he knock the ball out of the parl, IMO. Not that any plausible future showrunners are much better. Gatiss episodes have been some of my least favorite and Chibnall seems little more than competent. At least Moffat has some moxie and vision even if his follow-through is somewhat lacking.

Maybe if Gaiman was willing to take over, that would be really awesome. Then we might see some *really* dark episodes...

a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Monday, 20 May 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link

Gaiman is not willing, and also has no experience as a TV showrunner.

Chibnall seems little more than competent

maybe on the strength of Broadchurch (haven't seen it), but on Who and Torchwood he's far below competent.

Also, I am really just hoping that if McGann is in the big 50th year special he gets a throwaway line where he explains that being half human was nothing more than a CLEVER LIE!!!

a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Monday, 20 May 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link

damn sic you're awesome. You should do a Dr. Who related podcast. I'd listen....

a giant death ray seems a bit overkill (Viceroy), Monday, 20 May 2013 02:41 (ten years ago) link

;_; not sure if being zung

bahahaha

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 03:10 (ten years ago) link

i wonder are there really a significant number of nu-who fans that would be turned off by indulging the history? maybe i'm in a tiny minority but having watched very very very little pre-eleven doctor who i've never minded when it touched on a history i don't understand or am unfamiliar, quite the opposite in fact - i have the internet, i was aware that doctor who had this history, and while i'm sure that real doctor who fans got more out of the near cameos and appearances and more here it was still thrilling to me. i would imagine that signing on as a nu-whovian means acknowledging you might spend episodes out of yr depth, it would seem to be part of the appeal (it certainly was for me).

balls, Monday, 20 May 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link

So Jenny dies twice in this episode -- Rory never quite managed that little feat, did he?

llama del rey (Leee), Monday, 20 May 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link

haha have to admit i actually bought her first death and was kinda pissed off

balls, Monday, 20 May 2013 03:40 (ten years ago) link

Like this episode a lot, but isn’t Clara’s secret basically Bad Wolf redux?

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 20 May 2013 09:53 (ten years ago) link

A lot of Moffat's run has involved fixing, or doing properly, RTD's tropes and excesses

Also can someone explain to me how River was there?

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 20 May 2013 10:54 (ten years ago) link

hologram, essentially

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 11:03 (ten years ago) link

like a red dwarf type 'i am dead but i live on' type thing, except in/on/from that library planet

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 11:04 (ten years ago) link

Ah, right, so she's somehow escaped the library computer, but won't reveal how she's done it yet (i.e the "spoiler" bit)?

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 20 May 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link

A 'connection' to Clara from the seance apparently. Or something.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 May 2013 11:43 (ten years ago) link

something something

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

wibbly wobbly floggy dead horsey

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 11:46 (ten years ago) link

she's still in the library computer, as best we know. she's just skyping in.

That AV Club review was kind of dumb

Easily the best episode of this half of the season, even accounting for the "this is the Doctor's entire timeline but we're only showing things from the Doctor's past" hand wave

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Monday, 20 May 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link

"this is the Doctor's entire timeline but we're only showing things from the Doctor's past" hand wave

This is excusable, as if Clara hadn't intervened and the Great Intellegence's plan had succeeded the Doctor would have died (probably?) and his timeline would've ended there.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Monday, 20 May 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

Moffat <3s AA

he corrected me once (and i wasn't wrong)

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

Seeing some suggestions now that John Hurt might actually be a pre-Hartnoll Doctor. Would that make sense?

Matt DC, Monday, 20 May 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

Hmm, that would be interesting.

...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Monday, 20 May 2013 15:05 (ten years ago) link

verrrrry interesting

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Monday, 20 May 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link

It would not perhaps work that well with the current Doctor's rage that being the Doctor is a PROMISE that Hurt BROKE - unless there were others before him?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

Feels less likely to me, they've been dropping unresolved Time War references for 7 seasons, while they've made virtually no reference to his original life on Gallifrey beyond that one scene with him and the master as kids, so if they're going to go back to one of those as a big "IMPORTANT EPISODE FULL OF ANSWERS" it has to be the former, no?

JimD, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:39 (ten years ago) link

"We call him The Other."

carson dial, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:40 (ten years ago) link

Wait maybe the 50th Special is going to be Lungbarrow.

JimD, Monday, 20 May 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

missing regeneration was the smoke monster.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Monday, 20 May 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

Wait maybe the 50th Special is going to be Lungbarrow.

YOU TAKE THAT BACK

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Monday, 20 May 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link

"And now, settle in for a 12-hour-long special episode of Doctor Who"

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 May 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link

^^^ LOL, even that wouldn't make the fanboys happy.

When John Hurt was first cast - before anyone had a hint he'd be playing some kind of riff on BAD DOCTOR - I thought they'd got him in to play John Dee, the alchemist. Good idea, but no dice. I think he will prove to be some kind of impostor. Too much numbered merchandising in DW for it to be any other way, really.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Monday, 20 May 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

No need for an imposter - they've already written it so's not to disturb the numbering.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 20 May 2013 18:28 (ten years ago) link

The whole question of "what if The Doctor regenerated into a completely different person" is semi-fascinating; what happens when his core personality changes so much that he isn't really The Doctor anymore? And, given that we're talking about a personality spectrum that includes several wildly dissimilar personalities (the juxtaposition between 2 and 6 in The Two Doctors being a great example of this), what type of person was this incarnation that he can't be considered "The Doctor"?

I am super excited for this like I haven't been in years.

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Monday, 20 May 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link

hey maybe there's like 50 errant 'doctors' who aren't allowed to be called 'doctor' because the high council only hands down regenerations if oh wait they're all dead

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:47 (ten years ago) link

hey maybe the seal of rassilon turns up at bad wolf bay and looks like this

http://cdn.c.photoshelter.com/img-get/I0000PribmXu7Q.Y/s/880/880/Hookers-Sea-Lion-on-the-beach.jpg

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 20 May 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link

If I haven't watched any other Colin Baker stories, can I still jump into Trial of a Timelord?

llama del rey (Leee), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link

yes

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:00 (ten years ago) link

but don't, it's terrible

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link

lol so conflicted!

llama del rey (Leee), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link

(I mean, go in with the least high of expectations)

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link

it's great

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:16 (ten years ago) link

If you just want to see where the word Valeyard comes from, then be it on your own head, but do allow yourself permission to bail out - it does not actually pay off in the end, as the original writer died halfway through, and then the followup writer quit, and the replacement writers a) literally had to make up a new ending from the penultimate script with neither of the previous writers' notes, and b) are the worst writers in the entire history of Who

If you just want to sample a Colin, Vengeance On Varos is the least awful TV story. But alternatively he is the best audio Doctor, and has been in some of the best Who stories ever, in that form.

Also "his" run in the comic was pretty great, including two Grant Morrison stories and lots of John Ridgway art and the best companion ever

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:23 (ten years ago) link

oh yeah, the fact that 'trial' ends terribly is fairly important. just enjoy how bizarre it all is and don't expect anything to pay off after ep 4.

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 04:29 (ten years ago) link

The first story is genuinely good, the second has a decent core idea but that's about it, and the third... It could be a great Tom story, Agatha Christie on a space liner. Unfortunately, Mel.

The final section is a very NuWho idea, that all the previous stories have been a trap through space and time (in fact, Rusty used that exact phrase to describe the return of The Master, it was his season arc description) set by a Time Lord disguising his true identity. That the Doctor is conflicted and tormented by inner evil and some times doesn't know where it will take him.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 08:52 (ten years ago) link

Doesn't it reveal **spoiler****spoiler** the Valeyard is actually the Master in disguise at the very end?

Obviously it's a terrible season, but I remember being RIVETED by it (to be fair, I was 8).

Also, poor <redacted> happening to <redacted> is probably one of the creepiest moments of any episode I've seen (although again - 8).

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:34 (ten years ago) link

Nope, the Master is not behind the Valeyard

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:41 (ten years ago) link

The Valeyard is to Matt Smith as The Watcher is to Tom Baker (under the new numbering system).

Theory: Hurt Doctor is nothing to do with The Doctor at all otherwise all Dorium's " fall of the Eleventh" stuff that Moffatt put throughout Series 7 is about Tennant EmoDoc.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

all of this made me go back and scan through the plot synopsis for Head Games

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link

It made me go back and read Time And Time again. Paul Cornell should feel even more aggrieved than Lawrence Miles.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

Man I would have loved loved LOVED to see Miles turn one of his stories* into a three-parter

*okay, Alien Bodies

AMERICA IS ABOUT RESSLING (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

Theory: Hurt Doctor is nothing to do with The Doctor at all

Maybe he's an alt-whatever-his-og-name-is who didn't choose that Time Lord name/calling (there was a thing between The Doctor and The Master in The Sound of Drums about name choosing).

The Parvenu Fucktard (onimo), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link

Obviously it's a terrible season, but I remember being RIVETED by it (to be fair, I was 8).

Ha, I vividly remember E1 of this this being the exact point where I gave up on Doctor Who (I was 10), because the idea of a 14 week courtroom drama just seemed so BORING to me. I dropped out and never went back. (well ok, not never, I came back for the original broadcast of McGann). Have watched it since though and yeah, it's not all that bad. There are far worse Colin Baker stories, at least.

JimD, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 15:48 (ten years ago) link

late to the party, finally watched this last night.

That was a great episode! I've spent most of the season settling in for eyerolling/boredom followed by mild to extreme annoyance and I really didn't have any of that. Yay! finally!

irritations, they are but a few
1) I know AA/Sic kinda dug into this earlier but this whole showdown with the Great Intelligence would have paid off a whole lot better if he had been more of a constant thread through this season instead of only being in 1 or 2 other episodes. Even if REG isn't going to physically BE in all the episodes, make us think about him? But that would require having a more solid story through the season which they didn't always seem to.

2) Aldo mentioned this, and he was otm. Moffat's wankery. Listen Moff, Souffle Girl is not a thing. It's never going to be a thing. That line about the souffle is not a souffle it's just the recipe was MEH when you said it the first time, I'm not going to get on board with it and buy a tshirt of it the third or fourth time you say it. Impossible Girl, same thing. Quit trying to memeify all of your lines, you great git. I mean, that's 90 % of why Clara annoys me so much. Everything she says is like they're trying to make it a catchphrase and it drives me bonkers.

3) Sic otm re everyone standing around the Doctor's time dna or whatever, when it's BLEEDING obvious that Clara needs to get in it. Either do it right away because the audience knows that's what she's supposed to do, or add a wrinkle that the audience hasn't thought of for why she's not getting in there but don't just all stand around staring like a bunch of tits.

The rest of it? Yay. Soooo much yay. I loved how gothy and dark it was and how it finally did explain Clara pretty well (though honestly it annoys me that she's now part of their whole timeline when she's not interesting enough to deserve such a thing lol)

John muthafucking Hurt!! Weeeeee. I am excited for this story and I hope it pays off.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link

I like how they were all "oh noes, Clara will die and be replaced by a bunch of copies scattered through the Doctor's life" when it seems like each copy had its own relatively rich and full life (until the Doctor came along).

Something my wife pointed out was that the first line Oswin said in Asylum of the Daleks was "I don't know where I am" which I didn't remember and is actually a great piece of seasonwide narrative threading

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link

Aldo mentioned this, and he was otm. Moffat's wankery. Listen Moff, Souffle Girl is not a thing. It's never going to be a thing. That line about the souffle is not a souffle it's just the recipe was MEH when you said it the first time, I'm not going to get on board with it and buy a tshirt of it the third or fourth time you say it. Impossible Girl, same thing. Quit trying to memeify all of your lines, you great git. I mean, that's 90 % of why Clara annoys me so much. Everything she says is like they're trying to make it a catchphrase and it drives me bonkers.

I really enjoyed this episode, but VG is otm on all of this. Clara is still a character that seems a bit vacant to me, and I think this is a big reason why.

...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:39 (ten years ago) link

poor Jenna, totally doing her best with super thin material (semi reminiscent of early Amy episodes where she just comes across as "young Donna Noble")

I still think it would have been fun for Dalek Oswin to have gone off in the TARDIS for a story or two

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link

Quit trying to memeify all of your lines, you great git

QFT.

ailsa, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:02 (ten years ago) link

otm
Clara is like a kids' TV presenter and this doesn't help

kinder, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:04 (ten years ago) link

They really missed an opportunity IMO by resolving all of this without having the Doctor and Clara run into one of her fragments first

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

How reasonable is it to ask for the science fiction and time travel elements in DW to be simpler and more coherent from now on?

I'm definitely not asking for 'hard sci-fi'.

cardamon, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

Depends on how many ppl actually like the explanation behind the multiple Claras

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

I don't hate it.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

That explanation is probably about as complicated as I ever want the show to be I think. Don't know if I'm showing myself up as a simpleton here, but tbh I didn't have a fucking clue what was going on throughout all of those finales with the Ponds. At least in RTD's time I could follow the finales, even if I thought they made fuckall sense

Windsor Davies, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link

Theory: Hurt Doctor is nothing to do with The Doctor at all otherwise all Dorium's " fall of the Eleventh" stuff that Moffatt put throughout Series 7 is about Tennant EmoDoc.

Time Lords can age, right? Instead of Hurt coming between McGann and Eccleston, how about if Hurt IS the McGann Doctor, having aged and done whatever he did to renounce the name?

Panaïs Pnin (The Yellow Kid), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

xpost I'm right there with you. They never made an ounce of sense to me either.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

I thought they made sense but really fuck the Doctor/River romance

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

^^^

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 21 May 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

oh veg veg soooo very otm

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link

otm
Clara is like a kids' TV presenter and this doesn't help

maybe this is why he never dies on blue peter

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link

Listen Moff, Souffle Girl is not a thing. It's never going to be a thing.

ha ha I know someone who cosplayed Souffle Girl before 7b

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

how did I know that you would have something to add to that

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:06 (ten years ago) link

like a pinch of cinnamon to a recipe

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:08 (ten years ago) link

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 May 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link

coriander amirite

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link

We know that Melody Pond was able to age from childhood to adulthood, but whether that was because of her human DNA or not is up to someone else to fanwank.

llama del rey (Leee), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 01:51 (ten years ago) link

Read a theory somewhere that "the fall of the eleventh" is what we just witnessed, because now his secret is out and we know he's not really the eleventh regeneration, he's the twelfth, hence the eleventh has now fallen. Sounds rubbish but also sounds very believably Moffaty.

By the way what happened to Clara's magic computer skills after that first episode?

JimD, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:04 (ten years ago) link

wouldn't she have lost them when the reset button was pushed in that Shard office?

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:06 (ten years ago) link

Don't think so, because that was meant to be the explanation for the Dalek asylum version of her being a tech genius. Maybe I just got that wrong, maybe the Dalek asylum splinter spent a few years doing comp sci before she went off to save the doc.

JimD, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:09 (ten years ago) link

ahh, that makes sense

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:11 (ten years ago) link

Read a theory somewhere that "the fall of the eleventh" is what we just witnessed, because now his secret is out and we know he's not really the eleventh regeneration, he's the twelfth, hence the eleventh has now fallen.

but but we saw tennant regenerate into oh wait this is moffat sigh okay

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:28 (ten years ago) link

The only regeneration unseen by the viewer is the one between eight and nine, plus there are wardrobe cues backing me up, so I'm going with THAT ONE.

on the sidelines dishing out sass (suzy), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:37 (ten years ago) link

The only regeneration unseen by the viewer is the one between eight and nine

also two and three tbh

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:46 (ten years ago) link

omggg john hurt is 2.5

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:51 (ten years ago) link

no wonder he looked confused

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 09:52 (ten years ago) link

The only regeneration unseen by the viewer is the one between eight and nine

Assuming Hartnell really is the first.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 10:03 (ten years ago) link

Boringly I imagine Hurt will just get ret-conned out of the Doctor timeline by the end of the show though...

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 11:10 (ten years ago) link

yeah, he'll be timey-wimeyed out of the show like everything else in this god forsaken reboot

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link

Assuming Hartnell really is the first.

morbius dot retcon

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link

Assuming Hartnell really is the first.

I'm mega-down with Letts and Holmes being pre-Hartnell faces for real, but it seems unlikely that Hurt would be - he didn't become the person he is until after travelling with Ian and Barbara for a year, so even older versions would have done far less to have earned the name "Doctor"

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link

what if Hurt is actually Romana

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 14:07 (ten years ago) link

i would squee my brains out

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 22 May 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

Wasn't there something said by the Doctor about him naming himself the Doctor for a reason. Occured to me it might have been in some kind of tribute to whoever John Hurt is, like he was a hero of his, who may have let him down rather badly.
So did this Hurt character represent something other than an earlier incarnation per se?

But then again they were inside the Doctor himself weren't they? In some way I don't quite get. Must rewatch the episode, which I tend to do every Friday anyway.

yeah has been a bit of a letdown of a series. Didn't really seem to flesh things out properly or something. Seemed to be some interesting ideas that could have been much better used.
had the thought on watching Clara at one point taht she looked like an example of that idea in pet breeding taht making mature animals retain the cute features of baby animals. There was something about the size of her eyes taht I noticed, like they were just too large. Epitome of japanese cartoon round-eye character. If you see what I mean.
I had major hopes of her when she fiorst appeared too. Maybe the next season will be better if there is one. Hopefully there will be a continuing theme and it won't simply be dispensed wityh in the 50th Anniversary edition.
Actually, noticed that the Doctor Who magazine is doing anniversary issues based on reoccurring characters or enemy races, or at least I noticed there wasa dalek Special with 50th Anniversay in the title.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 22 May 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

FWIW, in future series I'd really like to see less 'things of extreme importance to the Doctor and his mates which then end up not mattering very much or changing anything'.

I'd like to see more episodes where it really matters what happens to some people on a space station who are being attacked by a big thing made of moss, or what happens to some people in the 16th century at the mercy of a twisted alchemist. And where this big thing made of moss or twisted alchemist don't really have anything to do with what the doctor's name is or whatever.

Why, cardamon? Well I get the sense sometimes that the universe of DW becomes thinner when villains pop up centred entirely around the doctor's personal business, without having much of history or story themselves.

(Incidentally it would be nice if the alchemist didn't turn out to be aliens or actually science because that bores me and also bores the small relatives with whom I watch the programme. But I think I've blathered about this before.)

cardamon, Thursday, 23 May 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link

'things of extreme importance to the Doctor and his mates which then end up not mattering very much or changing anything'

This isn't the fairest characterization of Moffat's schemes considering that the Doctor is basically the savior of the universe and anything that threatens him threatens existence by proxy and that the reason why they end up "not mattering" is because the Doctor and friends fight against them and fix/defeat them.

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:01 (ten years ago) link

Also this season has been packed full of villains with agendas separate to the Doctor - you could maybe argue the Daleks in that they summoned the Doctor, and the GI at the end, but that's about it?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:24 (ten years ago) link

Moffatt-era Who has been really really bad at creating incidental characters you care about, dude who thought he was a robot aside. It'd help if so many of them didn't seem to be interchangeable middle-class TV thesp nobodies.

Matt DC, Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:29 (ten years ago) link

I agree with that, although I can think of exceptions (Craig, Rita from "The God Complex", Ada from "The Crimson Horror")

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 23 May 2013 18:34 (ten years ago) link

nah i agree i'm tired of 'plots against the doctor' vs. doctor foiling unrelated hijinks.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 23 May 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link

would be amazing to have a seasonlong arc which isn't about 'somebody wants to destroy the doctor' for a change but he just stumbles into something else entirely.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 23 May 2013 19:47 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, a long dedicated story arc would be fine. Trying to fit stuff from the overall series plot into capers of the week is where things get messy.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:09 (ten years ago) link

just FYI this line of thinking is what brought us Torchwood: Miracle Day

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

But also children of earth?

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link

Children of Earth was only 5 episodes long and they've already announced that they aren't doing split seasons again.

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:18 (ten years ago) link

It's the quality of the writing that's the issue, not the (now really boring) monster of the week vs. story arc argument. Just some non-shite episodes of any shade would be good.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 23 May 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link

miracle day started so well

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

btw chuck otm. standalone stories would be/are fine if they're not ham fisted.

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 23 May 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link

my argt wasn't that we should have a long standalone series, rather that the seasonlong subtle arc and then boom finale thing they've been doing for years now is played b/c they always end up with "all a plot of somebody to get the doctor" instead of maybe you have individual episodes and they're hinting at some bigger thing but that bigger thing is at most tangentially related to the doctor, or entirely unrelated even. more two parters would be nice though...

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:44 (ten years ago) link

Moffat made a decision to cut out two parters bcz they don't save money

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Friday, 24 May 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link

they would if he didn't do them with entirely different sets in each part.

stefon taylor swiftboat (s.clover), Friday, 24 May 2013 03:56 (ten years ago) link

Chibnall's Silurian one didn't, Moffat's Library one didn't, End Of Time didn't, Aliens In London didn't, Dances/Child had overlap - Moffat's Pandorica/Bang and Impossible/Moon both had minimal overlap, but he was looking at run of series figures. Rusty's finales recycled IIRC.

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:56 (ten years ago) link

I agree I'd far prefer to see storytelling with more room to breathe and worldbuilding that justifes the expense of sets btw!

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Friday, 24 May 2013 05:56 (ten years ago) link

I've been Netflixing a lot of New Generation lately -- amazing how (in the good episodes) they manage to combine a, b & c plots, action stuff, worldbuilding, "room to breathe" scenes,e tc. all in 44 mins - and that's with a much larger cast too.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 24 May 2013 09:07 (ten years ago) link

my theory about john hurt doctor's terrible crime is that it was not just destroying time lords, gallifrey, etc, but sacrificing his own family (susan, etc)

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link

Hartnell ditched the heck out of Susan though

(also she turned up for a bit of an arc in McGann's fourth audio season, which I heard on Radio 4 via iplayer earlier this year)

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

Just rewatched Earthshock for the first time in years. Great story aside from the endless Cybermen marching down corridors scenes. I actually choked up a little when Adric said goodbye to the Doctor and Tegan, which I didn't expect.

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 04:31 (ten years ago) link

Hartnell ditched the heck out of Susan though

Sure, but since she died (as a result of the time war?), there's obviously more to the story

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 28 May 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link

new series has never said anything specific/explicit abt her fate AFAIR, don't think we're meant to assume she survived to/was involved in Time War. maybe she died of old age, but at the "moment" she's still rebuilding Earth society (again!) in the 22nd century.

[had a baby with human, he grew up, met grandpa again in his eighth body, had a Christmas episode on the TARDIS with McGann and met excellent companion Lucie Miller, grandson started boning companion when she left the Doctor and travelled the world with her, then Susan / grandson / Lucie got caught up in epic second Dalek invasion of Earth involving The Monk (played by Graeme Garden!).]

{dunno if MA/PDAs say anything different.}

they would if he didn't do them with entirely different sets in each part.

Rebel Flesh 2-parter was on the same sets too, except final scene which looked like an office building location.

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 01:59 (ten years ago) link

well, i'm just ignoring the audio/novels, because they annoy me

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 04:52 (ten years ago) link

yeah, I just think they're less likely to touch anything about Susan's future while it's still kinda, sorta open in another current continuity that even gets aired on the BBC.

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 06:58 (ten years ago) link

future/past

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 07:00 (ten years ago) link

I am really not convinced that Nu-Who gives a fuck about the novels/audios, even what with them keeping the show runners involved during the interregnum - apart from anything else, doesn't the Sarah Jane Adventures' Death of the Doctor drive a truck through a lot of that?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:49 (ten years ago) link

I should try catching up on that season of SJA that I missed, huh

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

nah, just watch that one episode (caveat: I have only watched that one episode)

far as I know it only requires Ace to come home to Earth at some point to fit with continuity though. I don't know where she's at by the end of the Virgin novels (planning to start reading the good ones next month!), if that's a problem.

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

ok hold up, let's ask a wiki (TINY TINY SPOILERS FOR NERDGLEE DAN MIGHT OTHERWISE ENJOY)

Liz Shaw is stranded on a UNIT Moon Base and cannot get back until Monday. The fact she's alive and well contradicts the events of the novel PROSE: Eternity Weeps, set in the early 2000s, in which she died, though in that novel she was also working on the Moon for UNIT.

This reference indicates that Tegan is still alive in 2010, despite having a life-threatening health condition in 2006 (AUDIO: The Gathering).

A companion called Dorothy(ea?) is said to have raised billions of pounds through her charity "A Charitable Earth." As the charity spells out the words "ACE," this is likely the seventh doctor’s companion Ace. However it could also be a reference to the First Doctor’s companion Dodo Chaplet, since charity work would fit better with her personality. She was also one of only two companions left on contemporary Earth not mentioned (the other being Melanie Bush).

looks less contradictory of audio/novels than the TV series often is of itself! but I don't have any expertise on this level

¬╡▫ ▫╞⌠ (sic), Wednesday, 29 May 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link

I think I'm fine with this. Loved Series 5, liked/admired/was totally befuddled by Series 6, pretty lukewarm about this last one...

yep, seems time for new blood

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 June 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

VG for the new Doctor

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 June 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link

That's supposed to be embargoed until midnight... it'll be interesting to see what the public perception of the heavily rumoured replacement is.

Troughton-masked Replicant (aldo), Saturday, 1 June 2013 21:30 (ten years ago) link

i'd be an awesome doctor imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 June 2013 21:31 (ten years ago) link

We should start a new thread with Who12 speculation. The deal has been done for months i'm guessing but who knows when we'll know about it.

It would be awesome to have a doctor of color (Chiwetel Ejiofor, Paterson Joseph), if I were writing it I would make *him* be the only person distressed that he's now black, that would be hilarious (maybe only to me)

Brakhage, Saturday, 1 June 2013 21:33 (ten years ago) link

We should start a new thread with Who12 speculation.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 June 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link

Whoops -- adding to that: yes, will do.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 June 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link

Done:

Your Doctor Who No. 12 casting speculation thread

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 June 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link

But how do you REALLY feel

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 1 June 2013 21:46 (ten years ago) link

:( :( Love, love Matt Smith, just wish his run had better stories overall.

Roz, Saturday, 1 June 2013 22:21 (ten years ago) link

OTM great doctor shit stories

Algerian Goalkeeper, Saturday, 1 June 2013 22:28 (ten years ago) link

one dimensional doctor shit stories

the Quim of Bendigo (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 1 June 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

i saw a montage of clips from this season & it served as a reminder of how shit so many of those stories were

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 1 June 2013 22:44 (ten years ago) link

I heard this news the day before Matt Smith announced he was leaving, I thought the timing was kind of lolarious - "I want to be in a Marvel movie too!"

Or maybe filming in Michigan has been so splendid that he just never wants to leave.

...also i'm awesome (Nicole), Tuesday, 4 June 2013 17:55 (ten years ago) link

...while we wait:

http://io9.com/the-most-exciting-doctor-who-rumor-in-years-513435868

Ned Raggett, Friday, 14 June 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

I pretty much refuse to talk about that because if it turns out to be false I am going to cry for a year

they are either militarists (ugh) or kangaroos (?) (DJP), Friday, 14 June 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

omg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 June 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link

also DJP otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 June 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link

the sheer implausible scale of that rumour (assuming it's the one that's been going for the last two months and keeps being denied by the main episode-hunter-guy) makes it ludicrous to even consider.

can you imagine getting just Evil Of The Daleks ep 1 though? The Doctor and Jamie go antiquing for 20 minutes!

pink, fleshy, and gleeful (sic), Friday, 14 June 2013 22:14 (ten years ago) link

part of me hopes it's true just to see sic speechless <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 June 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link

Yeah a lot of people have been pointing out many of those episodes never aired in Africa... but damn, if it were true!!!

Set the controls for the fart of the pun (Viceroy), Saturday, 15 June 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

um apropos of nothing except: this happened today on twitter and it was awesome

http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp201/sharonjoy666/1F3D4BAE-B106-49F6-AFE5-8A8E91B59E1A-10538-000006B9D15C86D4_zps731dc5b2.jpg

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 15 June 2013 03:01 (ten years ago) link

eeeeesh

✌_✌ (c sharp major), Tuesday, 25 June 2013 08:47 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I can't tell if that's cool or horrible. Leaning towards cool?

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 13:22 (ten years ago) link

That's pretty convincing actually.

Matt DC, Friday, 12 July 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link

The likeness is uncanny! I just mean the overall "the story of the creation of Doctor Who" thing; I like watching the actors talk about their time on the show but watching a fictionalized step-removed account of the show's beginnings isn't as instantly appealing to me.

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 13:52 (ten years ago) link

Oh I quite like behind the scenes dramas, and the BBC tends to be rather good at them.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

Though with Gatiss' involvement who knows...

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

I was going to say that I didn't quite get why ppl were so down on Gatiss, largely because I think Nightshade is something of an underrated classic from the Virgin books of the 90s, but then I saw he wrote "The Idiot's Lantern" and "Victory of the Daleks" so um yeah

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:06 (ten years ago) link

I like the man generally, big fan of League of Gentlemen of course, but his Doctor Who related projects don't tend to come out too great.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

I really liked "The Unquiet Dead" and "Night Terrors", and most of "Cold War" and "The Crimson Horror" though

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link

The Unquiet Dead was fantastic, granted.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

Crimson Horror ok, Cold War had some good bits and some awful bits, I can remember next to nothing about Night Terrors. Something to do with a doll house?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, that was the one with the terrified kid and ppl getting zapped into a dollhouse populated with creepy mannequins that would hunt the trapped ppl down and mannequinize them

"Post-Oven" (DJP), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link

Rings a bell, I suspect I watched it drunk.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 12 July 2013 14:31 (ten years ago) link

Was about to tap out why I don't like Gatiss involvement in who and then realised it's more or less the same reason why I don't like Gaiman

cardamon, Friday, 12 July 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

Actually:

There's a whole vast population of psychogeographers and people who read Fortean Times and people who like Iain Sinclair and people who like Doctor Who, and the problem with these people getting their hands on a franchise is that they're not actually weird, they're just interested in weird things, and what they produce often looks like a checklist of things you'd expect to see.

Gatiss is one of these people.

The League of Gentlemen TV show was a patchwork of references to Hammer Horror, The Wicker Man, Dracula, Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, and when it worked it worked because it was written at a cultural-historical position - 1999 - where

a) a sense of dark millennial horrors was not out of place, but also

b) it was possible to look back on the whole of British 20th century horror-sci-fi-pop-cult and have an awareness of all these things as fitting a pattern, a pattern that might not have been so obvious actually *in the days of* Hammer, old Who, etc. And be able to laugh at them as being weird and old fashioned but also to be charmed by them and cherish them (and find in them a refuge if you were, in some way, queer).

The problem is that this stance of ironic distance is parasitic on earnest production. Even ... vampiric ... one might say.

It struggles to stay fresh, more than ten years after the first League of Gentleman tv show, as evinced by the piss-poor Psychoville and the annoying Gatiss contribution to the MR James Christmas Ghost Story and A Field in England (zzz). Gatiss and friends goofing around with their allusions and knowing winks seem thoroughly dated in a way that even Christopher Lee being the dark lord of Summerisle surrounded by grainy 70s nudity doesn't. The people putting together monster costumes for old Who out of bubble-wrap were sincerely trying to scare us.

Daleks used to be a reference to actual Nazis which, if not the kids watching, then at least their parents would have real, vivid memories of; this is why they were scary; now Daleks are merely a reference to Daleks; this is why they are not scary. Oh, and the too-quick schizo editing of new Who (qua new TV in general) really, really shuts down any attempt to lovingly recreate the atmosphere of old, weird, horror sci-fi pop cult, which relied on slowness and credulity to get its creepy effect. It leaves room only for knowing winks and chuckles.

cardamon, Friday, 12 July 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link

Interesting! But also Gatiss's stories have just been a bit, you know, crap. Look at his Sherlock episodes, too - he's a really clunky writer.

Are X-Files and Buffy the last shows to successfully do both irony and earnestness? It does seem like a very 90s thing. Even those shows both kind of ended up combusting from being pulled in too many tonal directions at once.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 12 July 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

You mean with X-Files being to the Twilight Zone and B-Movies and popular alien abduction and conspiracy theories, as League of Gentlemen is to Hammer Horror and etc?

I think I'd agree if so. Fringe, for example, probably is to the X-Files what Psychoville is to League of Gentlemen and there's a similar dilution going on in each transition

cardamon, Friday, 12 July 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

I preferred Psychoville to LoG, overall. It was the more focused Fawlty Towers to LoG's scattershot Flying Circus.

hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Friday, 12 July 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

That's a great analogy and yep, I definitely agree.

JimD, Friday, 12 July 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

Daleks used to be a reference to actual Nazis which, if not the kids watching, then at least their parents would have real, vivid memories of; this is why they were scary; now Daleks are merely a reference to Daleks; this is why they are not scary. Oh, and the too-quick schizo editing of new Who (qua new TV in general) really, really shuts down any attempt to lovingly recreate the atmosphere of old, weird, horror sci-fi pop cult, which relied on slowness and credulity to get its creepy effect. It leaves room only for knowing winks and chuckles.

This is really well put, and I feel this effect going on in a lot of contemporary film/tv. I associate it with Quentin Tarantino, among others. Maybe I'm wrong in this? I also feel like the trend of excess gore and "torture porn" is a technique to try and get around the distancing effect of referentiality, and to try and reinstate creepiness and horror.

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Saturday, 13 July 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link

Isn't he actually claiming that referentiality is what they lost, because it used to refer to something and now it doesn't? Not that I really buy that for two reasons:

One is that the kids were still terrified of the Daleks, if they were written correctly - I would suspect that they became effectively "shouting metallic idiots" before the end of the period which cardamon was a nostalgically remembered kid during.

And secondly unless there were "meet a member of the German National Socialist Party" travelling sideshows that I don't know about, their parent are scared of depictions of Nazis in film and TV.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 14 July 2013 08:10 (ten years ago) link

Hah, "shouting metallic idiots" is a quote of mark s being OTM elsewhere, which this piece for Freaky Trigger is a good example of even if it er doesn't include that quite.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 14 July 2013 08:24 (ten years ago) link

Moffatt has done straight-up scary really well on several occasions, but I get the sense that everyone involved only includes Daleks very begrudgingly at this stage.

If I were a kid I'd have been pretty freaked out by the Dalek in the museum coming back to life, but as a general rule one Dalek is scarier than a whole army.

Matt DC, Sunday, 14 July 2013 11:17 (ten years ago) link

Isn't there some contractual thing that they've got to have at least one Dalek per season or something?

If I were a kid I'd have been pretty freaked out by the Dalek in the museum coming back to life, but as a general rule one Dalek is scarier than a whole army.

OTM. This was the best use of a Dalek since, er, Dalek.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 14 July 2013 11:46 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

Oooo wheee oooo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loGm3vT8EAQ

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 October 2013 00:35 (ten years ago) link

Fairly excited despite myself.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Sunday, 20 October 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link

That made me far happier than it should

Bitch Fantastic (DJP), Sunday, 20 October 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

*squee*

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 October 2013 16:31 (ten years ago) link

Ned, do you actually watch Dr Who?

ͼѾͽ (sic), Sunday, 20 October 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

Not on any sort of constant basis -- marking one of the few clear differences between DJP and myself when it comes to general pop culture obsessions! But besides the steeped-in-it-all crew here and the other threads, both my girlfriend and a number of close friends are pretty dyed-in-the-wool, so I pick up on a lot of it by default, including the recurring characters/species/overall arcs, and I've seen a slew of old and new episodes over time (if anything I still think of Tom Baker as the default doctor thanks to endless PBS rebroadcasts in the late seventies/early eighties, though I do distinctly remember the Peter Davison episode where Adric dies from the first time it ran in America as well). Given how great Capaldi is in general I could well start watching regularly next season, though like a lot of folks here (and my gf et al as mentioned) a little Murray Gold goes a fuck of a long way, and as my sweetie put it the other week, "I think Moffat is hellbent on making the Doctor and his version of Sherlock the same character."

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 October 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

that last is p drastically reductive and inaccurate imo, but I guess it's pointless asking you to expand!

and ah right, I guessed from your view on Web in the other thread that, despite your regular posting and thread-starting, you might not actually have an engagement with the content

ͼѾͽ (sic), Sunday, 20 October 2013 22:08 (ten years ago) link

sic burn

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 20 October 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

Completely accurate, though!

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 20 October 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link

The main problem is that Sherlock is keeping Moffat from giving all his time and energy to Dr. Who. I mean it's probably not to blame for the shorter seasons and the big breaks in episode blocks but I can't help but think it doesn't help.

Viceroy, Monday, 21 October 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link

Especially when you're trying to do the 50th anniversary season and only squeezing out the occasional episode

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 21 October 2013 01:57 (ten years ago) link

'squeezing out' seems accurate

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 21 October 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link

The main problem is that Sherlock is keeping Moffat from giving all his time and energy to Dr. Who. I mean it's probably not to blame for the shorter seasons and the big breaks in episode blocks but I can't help but think it doesn't help.

He doesn't owe you all his time or energy, so it's not a problem. (And if he wants to see his children sometimes, or make three episodes of another show every two or three years, this is not a major imposition.)

Especially when you're trying to do the 50th anniversary season and only squeezing out the occasional episode

You mean eight regular-length episodes and one 75-minute episode and another one that'll almost certainly be over an hour? What an outrageous shortage, especially when you're having to work around ongoing budget cuts, the loss of facilities, and the non-availability of your lead actor in the title role.

ͼѾͽ (sic), Monday, 21 October 2013 07:02 (ten years ago) link

Yes, i know he doesn't OWE ME ANYTHING, it's just a shame that from the start of 2012, through the 50th anniversary year and well into the 51st we get a total of one season, plus one special, and much of that season has been below par.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 21 October 2013 10:10 (ten years ago) link

Three specials!

And he's said he tried to talk Smith into staying, but he wouldn't - they managed to get him to come back for the 50th and the Christmas special, obv, but that's all. It's going to make a far more cohesive 50th year to have the second half of S7 being so full of nods to the past, and then the big event specials, than to regenerate in March, then have the 50th special come shortly into the run of a brand new - and at that point uncast! - Doctor.

So, I guess, blame Smith if you want to hold someone responsible for there being a whopping 60-90 minutes less of new Who on telly in the 50th year than there were in the 20th anniversary year?


[my back-of-an-envelope: S20 = 22x23mins + 90mins, 2013 = 8x45 + 75 +[70?]. Add An Adventure In Space And Time though and we're totally on par.]

ͼѾͽ (sic), Monday, 21 October 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

plus sherlock

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 21 October 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

the only affect that I perceive of sherlock having on Dr. Who is that there were a lot of episodes set in some vaguely Victorian era -- even though Moffatt's Sherlock is contemporary, I imagine he is spending time translating the Victorian era stories and characters into the present day

blended haircrut (sarahell), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link

When is Murray Gold going to regenerate?

erry red flag (f. hazel), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link

into Paul Hartnoll please

only two Victorian eps! and one of them was given to Gatiss to autopilot, it's totally Hammer vs Lucifer Box, not Conan Doyle

ͼѾͽ (sic), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 07:19 (ten years ago) link

Moffatt should hire you to do his PR!

blended haircrut (sarahell), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 07:24 (ten years ago) link

I can rant for hours in the pub about stuff that shits me from S7, but seeing less-founded grumping than my own immaculate thought processes helps me KIP

ͼѾͽ (sic), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 07:50 (ten years ago) link

A Doctor who was as rude and abrasive and thoughtless as Sherlock would be pretty cool actually. Not sure which old-school Doctor that would best map onto - maybe Hartnell or Colin Baker?

Matt DC, Tuesday, 22 October 2013 09:12 (ten years ago) link

There's an argument that some of the Tom Baker era (specifically the Hinchcliffe era) is supposed to be directly Holmesian. The common argument is that this is made explicit in Talons of Weng-Chiang.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, 22 October 2013 10:19 (ten years ago) link

set of 11 Doctor Who coins, A$699 anyone?

http://www.perthmint.com.au/catalogue/doctor-who-50th-anniversary-2013-half-oz-silver-proof-eleven-coin-set.aspx

ͼѾͽ (sic), Wednesday, 23 October 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link

my morning:

In Lisbon, planning to buy tickets when they went on sale at 9am and head out to the first day of Amadora BD. Will be in Leeds on the 23rd, and a Vue cinema is the closest in walking distance - I need to leave a party and get back to it after the screening.

The cinema's page has a countdown for days beforehand, saying eg ON SALE IN 17 HOURS. Once it hits the morning, instead it changes to say that tickets are not available at this cinema - please try another one from a list of six or seven across the UK, none of which are in Leeds.

Eventually I discover on a message board that Vue are very gradually rolling out the cinemas available, but you can only tell by refreshing the page and seeing a new cinema added to the drop-down menu. Nowhere is the chain actually announcing this policy.

(It makes sense as a tactic, especially in light of Big Finish's site crashing when they surprise-released the Tom Baker / Davison / Colin B / McCoy / McGann 50th Anniversary story early the other day. It makes no sense to announce that there are never going to be tickets available, though.)

I spend 2 hours and 45 minutes periodically refreshing, and dicking around on the internets in between times. Another chain in Bradford has them on sale, frustratingly, but I want to be walking distance, not another town away. Especially somewhere I've never been, in another country.

I then refreshed and saw the site change, quickly clicked through.
WTF are VIP tickets? Better view? More comfy chairs? Well, I'd better get them in case they're actually better somehow.
Oh, the next screen pre-loads and then freezes. Refresh.
It won't refresh. Reload the session URL.
It takes me back to the previous page, now saying at the top that I want to buy two VIP tickets. Great! Click "continue."
It tells me I have to select at least one ticket.
I select another two, and continue. It pre-loads, then freezes.

I've been doing this in Firefox; click the Chrome icon and wait six minutes while it opens.
C+P my session URL from Firefox into Chrome.
It loads up, and shows me the seats its selected for me. They're in the front row of what's displayed, but it says Row E. I don't want to sit in the front row of a cinema at all, and especially not in 3D, but the only other option is the row behind. Hopefully there are really four rows in front of these. Click continue.

Enter my name and address and credit card details. It doesn't give me an option to enter my country. Continue.
It takes me to a secure code bank authentication thingy. I enter my code.
It takes me back to the previous page and says my bank refused authentication.
I enter all my name and address and credit card details again, then go through and carefully make extra sure I've entered the code correctly.
It takes me back to the previous screen with the same message.

I go back to Firefox and log into my bank account.
I definitely still have enough room on my card to buy over 100 tickets to the screening.

I go back to Chrome.
I enter all my address and name and credit card details again.
I use the little "find address" button beside the post code field, to see what it does.
It tells me to enter a valid post code.

So, all of this has been going wrong because Vue's website doesn't recognise an Australian postcode as being legit, and is telling my bank's security provider that I'm in the UK, apparently?

I use the help number that the message at the top of the page has been showing me, and the very chirpy girl on the technical assistance desk books me tickets on her system over the phone.

It's now past noon and I've been waiting to have a shower, get breakfast, and no longer be sitting in a hostel dorm room glaring at a netbook, plus it's now pissing down outside so I can't get to the Amadora BD, and there could still turn out to be something wrong with the booking once I get to Leeds in a month, but

HOORAH I HAVE TICKETS TO SEE THE DOCTOR WHO 50TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL IN 3D ON A BIG SCREEN WITH A CINEMA PACKED FULL OF EXCITED HAPPY PEOPLE HAVING FUN!!!

ͼѾͽ (sic), Friday, 25 October 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link

I once told my boss at a relatively new job that I was going to miss a meeting because it was vitally important for me to repeatedly call Ticketmaster so I could get tickets to see Prince in a nightclub so I say kudos to you, sir

a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2013 20:59 (ten years ago) link

I am so freaking excited for this. Gonna buy tix tomorrow.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

my screening in New Orleans sold out in an hour :/

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

Wow, playing in 13 theaters in the metro Atlanta area. Hell yes.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

did you get to see Prince in a nightclub?

ͼѾͽ (sic), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link

Of course I did!

a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:28 (ten years ago) link

also just bought tix for Boston

I'll inform my wife later, lol

a dessicated quasi-tsunami of gut-busting cosmic - tech (DJP), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

he did one aftershow in Sydney last year, where they sold about 100 tix for a 2000 capacity club bcz the owner is a multimillionaire cock who likes showing off

he did about five in Melbourne :(

ͼѾͽ (sic), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

considered cinema screening, but not sure whether i want to be angry in 3d

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 25 October 2013 21:53 (ten years ago) link

you liked Name right?

ͼѾͽ (sic), Friday, 25 October 2013 21:55 (ten years ago) link

Yeah our crew had a bit of an adventure out here -- everything locked down in the site, nothing coming up for a preferred location. Happily someone noticed a fallback location that was accepting orders that was about the same distance away so we're good. (We didn't even bother with the Saturday simulcast -- only one theater in all of OC showing that and I figured trying would be a disaster, which by all accounts it was.)

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 October 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

you liked Name right?

― ͼѾͽ (sic), Saturday, 26 October 2013 08:55 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, so 1/8

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:01 (ten years ago) link

managed to get simulcast tickets in SF after they added a second screening. see no point in going to this on Monday when I'll undoubtedly have already watched the thing twice. excited.

akm, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:02 (ten years ago) link

Oh neat! Did they open up another venue or was it the same one?

Ned Raggett, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link

yeah, so 1/8

well part 1 of this story was my point

(but of course you'll be furious at it no matter the content or quality, <3 )

ͼѾͽ (sic), Friday, 25 October 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

i don't want to be!

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

same one, just a second screen.

akm, Friday, 25 October 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p01l9ntt

Space battles look a bit Star Wars prequel, but would be lying if I said I wasn't excited for this

Third Rate Zoo Keepers With Tenth Rate Minds (Windsor Davies), Saturday, 9 November 2013 19:31 (ten years ago) link

parts of this will be delightful

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 9 November 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link

PSYCHED imo

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 9 November 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link

Saw a trailer for this before a movie. I have never seen anything to do with in public (living in America) and it got me SUPER excited.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 10 November 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link

anything to do with Dr. Who in public

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Sunday, 10 November 2013 02:58 (ten years ago) link

am very looking forward. can't go to 3d screening in cinema as have little baby, but will be watching it at 3am or whatever time it's shown in Australia

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Sunday, 10 November 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link

There seem to be "minisodes" all over Youtube, etc, that I had no idea existed. Search 'Clara and the TARDIS', 'The Infomarium', 'The Rain Gods', 'Strax and Zygons'. Some seem to be filmed from a movie screen, so not sure where they were shown, but still...

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 11 November 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

The Stef Coburn stuff's pretty odd, partly because there's plenty of freely available evidence that the Tardis idea was already in place before his father was even contracted to write any episodes (eg this memo, which predates Coburn's involvement by two months), and partly because of this crazy stuff.

JimD, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link

blimey.

c sharp major, Tuesday, 12 November 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link

Viewers with interests which could be described as WIGGY may want to seek out the Night Of The Doctor minisode straight away.

I know of at least one person who won't be happy now that's canon...

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 14 November 2013 13:12 (ten years ago) link

Ah Christ, that minisode and the new trailer have just ratcheted up my excitement another few notches.

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 14 November 2013 13:25 (ten years ago) link

There's been an interesting debate online about just how much the idea that it's the 50th anniversary has made it outside of fandom. Have things like the savetheday hashtag, and even the Capaldi reveal, obscured the anniversary so that your average mug punter just thinks this is the Smith/Capaldi regeneration and the start of a new series?

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 14 November 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, I think it's been promoted pretty well for the most part, it's been covered heavily all year so far as I can make out. Hadn't considered that the Capaldi reveal might have obscured the anniversary, if anything it seemed to draw more attention to it. I expect the Beeb'll go beserk for it in the final week

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 14 November 2013 13:54 (ten years ago) link

Still can't read Capaldi's name without thinking "OH MAH GAWD HE'S OOGLY" and giggling

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 13:57 (ten years ago) link

That mini episode was UTTERLY UTTERLY UTTERLY GREAT.

Was it a list of big finish companions who also just got brought into canon?

JimD, Thursday, 14 November 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

It's been promoted as *something*, but has ot really been promoted as an anniversary to the general public? Rather than #savetheday, wouldn't #dw50 or something have made more sense?

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 14 November 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

There's been the tv special too I suppose, that ought to add clarity. Idk though, is Joe Public really that bothered that this is a particularly significant year for Doctor Who? I mean by the look of it this episode isn't exactly going to be accessible to people just looking in for the occasion.

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 14 November 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

The anniversary episode is never super accessible to non-fans

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

Also, the Big Finish companions get to be canon but Sam, Fitz, Anji, Compassion and Trix don't?

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link

"The anniversary episode is never super accessible to non-fans"

Well yeah, and as a fan I have to say that I'm delighted by that.

But in terms of a discussion about how well the event itself has been promoted I think you should probably factor in that this looks set to be a particularly esoteric, exclusive episode of a fairly esoteric, exclusive programme, and therefore not of tremendous appeal to the wider public even if you do promote the shit out of it.

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 14 November 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

There's a certain level of "this has been an institution for 50 years" that mitigates some of that IMO. Also, in the US Doctor Who has never been more popular or embraced than it is now; Matt Smith was voted onto the cover of TV Guide this year as part of reader's choice poll, which would have been unthinkable during the show's initial run.

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 14:50 (ten years ago) link

Haha McGann is still so shit at this.

Matt DC, Thursday, 14 November 2013 15:57 (ten years ago) link

Have things like the savetheday hashtag, and even the Capaldi reveal, obscured the anniversary so that your average mug punter just thinks this is the Smith/Capaldi regeneration and the start of a new series?

Importantly, who gives a shit?

mini-lol at wigmeister's audio companions getting brought in but his BF costume being denied (AMAZING job of making the old one look non-rubbish though!)

ͼѾͽ (sic), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:34 (ten years ago) link

especially odd since I figured from end of Name Of The Doctor that Hurt was either an aged Eight or next regen specifically because his costume looked like the current one!

ͼѾͽ (sic), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link

and even the Capaldi reveal, obscured the anniversary so that your average mug punter just thinks this is the Smith/Capaldi regeneration and the start of a new series?

Yeah my housemate asked where Capaldi was when the trailer came on TV, and was quite surprised to learn the regeneration isn't due for a while.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 14 November 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link

Wish McGann was the Doctor, he is effortlessly superior to Eccleston, Tennant, and Smith put together after just three minutes. Well maybe not Eccleston.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:31 (ten years ago) link

I agree with "different", disagree with "superior"

He does look more like my platonic ideal of The Doctor template than Tennant or Smith though, and I like that they managed to import some of the extreme pathos from the book line into a three minute appearance.

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link

Meantime:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEwikIhEZrE

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

It maybe that six minutes is about as long as a Doctor Who episode needs to be.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 14 November 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link

But seriously, McGann kicks so much ass in the Big Finish audios. As does Colin Baker.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 14 November 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link

Colin is the best BF Doctor by miles and miles

ͼѾͽ (sic), Thursday, 14 November 2013 19:40 (ten years ago) link

omg I just watched Night of the Doctor weee that was v exciting

<3 <3 Paul McGann <3 <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 November 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link

I like to imagine legions of merchandisers clutching their heads as they realize everything they make now has the wrong Dr number associated with it

Brakhage, Thursday, 14 November 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

whoops, forgot: Moff sez “The Doctor numbering stays exactly the same”

Much love for McGann over here, love the TV pilot and the audio stuff

Brakhage, Thursday, 14 November 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link

tho I gotta say, if I drank a magic potion with ‘be a warrior’ on it John Hurt is not exactly who I would be expecting to become

Brakhage, Thursday, 14 November 2013 20:34 (ten years ago) link

did they actually use hurt at the end? it looked like they threw some makeup on someone else. it's clearly a much younger version of Hurt.

akm, Thursday, 14 November 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link

Given the reflection/distortion I figure some sort of basic CGI job.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 November 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

That was fun but I couldn't really follow it. What makes him decide to become The Bad Doctor all of a sudden? Regen a bit cop-outty.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:40 (ten years ago) link

that his gentle Doctory ways aren't what's needed in the War

re face: he's obv meant to spend hundreds of years fighting as Hurt getting older and more grizzled

ͼѾͽ (sic), Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

imagine if they had a Thunderdome-looking Mel Gibson as Warrior Doctor

loool

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 14 November 2013 22:47 (ten years ago) link

it did seem like a bit of an abrupt about face, "oh ok I guess I'll choose to be bad", but they only had five minutes so whatever. this is better than nothing. Holding out hopes that we at least get some glimpse of hurt-into-eccleston in the special, closing the whole loop.

akm, Thursday, 14 November 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

tbh I think 8's choice makes more sense if you've read the BBC books, where he blows up Gallifrey in order to save the universe

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Thursday, 14 November 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link

tho I gotta say, if I drank a magic potion with ‘be a warrior’ on it John Hurt is not exactly who I would be expecting to become

― Brakhage

Personally I'd be rooting for STATHAM.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 15 November 2013 00:19 (ten years ago) link

tbh I think 8's choice makes more sense if you've read the BBC books, where he blows up Gallifrey in order to save the universe

― smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP)

So there have been (canonical?) novels about the Time War?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 15 November 2013 00:20 (ten years ago) link

There are two separate Time Wars if the BBC books are canonical:

Time Lords vs Daleks, which is the current one being promoted in continuity
Time Lords vs Faction Paradox, who were an opposing faction in the books essentially created because they were a good counterpoint to the Time Lords' insistence on the rigidity of timelines and because they wanted a conflict with someone besides the Daleks; this is the one where 8 blows up his home planet and kills almost all of the Time Lords, essentially giving himself amnesia for a century as a side-effect of the trauma and having him come out the other side a darker, more bitter Doctor

The two could be reconciled into the same thing by a crafty writer; the important part is the evolution of 8 into someone who you could plausibly see as someone who would transform himself into whatever was needed to shut down the Time War because he'd already done it once before without regenerating.

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Friday, 15 November 2013 00:26 (ten years ago) link

Faction Paradox are rebel Timlords? If so the Doctor should be their poster boy.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 15 November 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

Actually no. Faction Paradox are a group of non-Time Lords who have used/subverted Gallifreyan technology to generate paradoxes throughout the time stream; there may be some Gallifreyans tied up with them and it's actually hinted that their leader is a parasox-generated version of the Doctor IIRC, but strictly speaking they aren't Time Lords.

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Friday, 15 November 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

which books are those in?

akm, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link

the first half of the 8th doctor bbc books (up until 'the burning' iirc).

The two could be reconciled into the same thing by a crafty writer

i wholly support this, just to see how lawrence miles will react.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 15 November 2013 01:23 (ten years ago) link

It starts with Alien Bodies, flares up with Interference and then continues on through The Ancestor Cell with the fallout and the Doctor's recuperation being chronicled through Escape Velocity

smoking, drinking, cracking and showing the MIDDLE FINGER (DJP), Friday, 15 November 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link

did they actually use hurt at the end? it looked like they threw some makeup on someone else. it's clearly a much younger version of Hurt.

Yeah I thought that was a great move, they borrowed some footage of a younger Hurt (Bleeding Cool thinking it was from Crime and Punishment), implying that this war doctoring stuff goes on for quite some time

Brakhage, Friday, 15 November 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link

Of course, Rusty already made elements of the books/audio pseudo-canon when he declared in an interview that President Romana was the one that started/controlled the Time War.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 15 November 2013 08:41 (ten years ago) link

I don't think the show ever mentioned that the Doctor destroyed Gallifrey, has it - what's their explanation?

TBH, even though McGann was a bit wooden, I like the idea of this Doctor who basically buggers everything up then (sort of) kills himself as a short TV spin-off idea.

I think listening to the Big Finish audios is a geek line I can't cross, but that's probably daft. Are any of them actually good good?

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 15 November 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link

Most of them are competent-to-terrible, several of them are way better than 98% of televised Who ever.

ͼѾͽ (sic), Friday, 15 November 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link

McGann is wooden as fuck but to be fair he's the least wooden thing about that clip. You don't really get the sense that they spent too much time on it.

Matt DC, Friday, 15 November 2013 10:32 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I've had trouble with the audios--I've only listened to maybe 10, and have mostly been pretty disappointed, but I keep going back because it's new (to me) Who! With the real Doctor actors!

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Friday, 15 November 2013 11:00 (ten years ago) link

Cass is a very 90s companion name.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 15 November 2013 11:13 (ten years ago) link

Kess iirs.

smize without a face (c sharp major), Friday, 15 November 2013 11:51 (ten years ago) link

several of them are way better than 98% of televised Who ever.

And which are these?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 15 November 2013 13:44 (ten years ago) link

The I, Davros one was really great. I haven't listened to very many.

Viceroy, Friday, 15 November 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

I've only listened to a couple of dozen, so someone else may have more thorough opinions. But!

If you just want to try one, Jubilee should be it. The story that got Rob Shearman commissioned to write Dalek in the Eccleston series, but approximately 92x better than that. Features Colin with a middle-aged history professor named Evelyn, an excellent pairing.

She also appears in (lots but I'll recommend) the Gilbert-&-Sullivan-as-Who romp Doctor Who And The Pirates!, by Jac Rayner. This is heaps of fun.

Rob Shearman also wrote an earlier Colin story, The Holy Terror, which features his companion from the DWM comic strip, Frobisher the shape-shifting penguin. It's clever and twisty and uses sci-fi to talk about human nature, and is really really well-written for the radio-play medium. (These all apply to Jubilee too, except more so.)

Another lighter one with Colin is The One Doctor, as fun and funny as you'd expect from Gareth Roberts and Clayton Hickman. Warning: does feature Mel as the companion.


If you can handle her though, and want more comedy, Roberts and Hickman also wrote the Sylvester audio Bang-Bang-A-Boom, which is a parody of 90s Star Trek and Eurovision, at the same damn time.

A classic-series-style Sylvester & Ace was one of the first audios, but written by a Virgin New Adventures-era author, Jon Blum: The Fearmonger.

I dunno if there are any really great Sylv audios. Robophobia, by Nicholas Briggs, is fun for all the opportunities it gives him to rrrroll his Rs, and interesting to hear him without a companion.


Really great Davison though: The Kingmaker, by Nev Fountain. A historical with time travel twistiness, and lots of great jokes. And in-jokes. (Features Peri and an audio-only companion I don't know anything about and is clearly in the middle of an overarching character arc.)

Spare Parts is Davison in the secret origin of the Timelords, by Marc Platt, and is great and terrifying. Not least because of Nick Briggs doing a version of the Tenth Planet cyber-voice. Features Nyssa.

A meat and potatoes Davison with Tegan, Nyssa and Turlough being written in character really well: Heroes Of Sontar, by Alan Barnes.


WIGGY McGANN has so taken to Big Finish that he moved to having his own line of "seasons", also broadcast on radio, and now is doing annual box sets of linked stories.

Rob Shearman wrote another really good early one for him and companion Charley: The Chimes Of Midnight. A Christmas story and a horror story.

Gatiss' best Who ever (or least crappy) might be an Eighth & Charley: Invaders From Mars, mixing Doctor Who and Welles' War Of The Worlds.

In the first "season" of Eighth stories, once those spin off, Horror Of Glam Rock is what the title promises, written by Paul Magrs. This is with companion Lucie Miller, played by Sheridan Smith, who is great with Eight.

The second season has another Magrs story, The Zygon Who Fell To Earth, which could be fun to visit before we get certain aliens on telly again in the 50th.

All of Season Three is meant to be good, but I haven't heard it. I did listen to almost all of Season 4 on the iPlayer when they were repeated on radio early this year though, and that was a great experience - one of the most consistent and coherent series of Who ever, with characters and subplots and themes recurring across the multiple stories.


WILL THIS DO?

ͼѾͽ (sic), Friday, 15 November 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

I still like Gatiss's Nightshade book a ton

guitar is coffee (DJP), Friday, 15 November 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

I've only listened to the Big Finish up to about #70, and some of the newer McGanns, but that's a pretty solid list of the good ones. I'd add some that are good in the sense of classic TV Doctor Who, like Spectre of Lanyon Moor, Winter for the Adept, Loups-Garoux, Dust Breeding, and my personal favorite "Ish...". Oh, and in the interest of equal time, The Rapture, Minuet in Hell, and Time of the Daleks are horrifically bad.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 15 November 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

secret origin of the Timelords Cybermen

ͼѾͽ (sic), Friday, 15 November 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

I watched the "Night of the Doctor" mini-episode and made my roommate watch it and he asked me halfway through if I understood what they were talking about, and I admitted I had no idea. Still, enjoyable to watch!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 November 2013 21:41 (ten years ago) link

Ahhh hah yeah very fans-only, this mini-ep

Loved Chimes of Midnight and Dark Eyes. When the Big Finish stuff is good it's great. I tend to read reviews and ratings first, because otherwise it can get dire

Brakhage, Friday, 15 November 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link

That's the thing, I've watched all of the new series and have seen probably a half dozen serials from the first four Doctors.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 15 November 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link

tried to show the mini episode to my wife last night and although she kind of remembers #8 her interest waned after one minute and then when I looked over during the regeneration she was engrossed in her phone.

akm, Friday, 15 November 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

That's the thing, I've watched all of the new series and have seen probably a half dozen serials from the first four Doctors.

Apart from McGann being the Eighth (this comes after 4), everything else in the episode either refers to nu-Who or is explicitly explained onscreen. You're fine.

ͼѾͽ (sic), Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:00 (ten years ago) link

i was able to follow it fine and loved it. i came on w/ 11, know very little of what came before (i know which is which and what they look like and general opinions and cw of each era but until i watched a youtube clip of all the regenerations i had no idea what colin baker for example sounded like), keep meaning to watch earlier (in particular classic ie thru davison) stuff but never have the time. the strictly fanboy stuff i esp love though, it reminds me of being a kid and watching movies and shows like (but not) doctor who that were filled w/ mystery for me either cuz of backstory from before i came in or cuz of some aspect or plot point that was going to be incomprehensible to a six year old. it synced well w/ how i experienced the world at that time.

balls, Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link

Those ladies are originally from The Brain of Morbius, they are the Sisterhood of Karn on that planet which is near Gallifrey (I think?) - they have a secret elixir that has time-lord regeneration powers. AFAIK that was the only part that is from the original series.

Viceroy, Saturday, 16 November 2013 01:20 (ten years ago) link

NB: Brain Of Morbius is a story that showed onscreen faces of the Doctor pre-Hartnell, that have never been referred to before or since. So an appropriate link for this episode.

ͼѾͽ (sic), Saturday, 16 November 2013 02:14 (ten years ago) link

faces of the Doctor pre-Hartnell

Meaning Hartnell was not the first incarnation? I've seen Morbius but don't remember that.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 16 November 2013 02:35 (ten years ago) link

xp True, I didn't think about that!

chap, these faces appear in the mind of Morbius during some sort of psychic wrestling match him and the doctor are engaged in. It could easily be argued that the pre-Hartnell faces are a creation of the the doctor trying to fool Morbius or confuse him or something.

Viceroy, Saturday, 16 November 2013 02:54 (ten years ago) link

Brain Of Morbius is a story that showed onscreen faces of the Doctor pre-Hartnell, that have never been referred to before or since

Yeah, this is a pretty contentious claim. Also, some of them are probably Morbius's faces.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Saturday, 16 November 2013 08:25 (ten years ago) link

It's only contentious because nerds; it's plainly what the production team intended at the time. (As well as in-joking by including themselves.) And yes, some are Morbius and some are the Doctor, and we don't know which are which, but having Robert Holmes as either a core identity of The Doctor or an unbalanced enemy of the show's centre make for rich and delightful readings.


NB: Holmes hadn't made up the 12-regeneration limit yet, so the assumption at this point was effectively of unlimited possible lives; the limit cropped up for an in-story purpose the next season. It's funny how collective fandom decided that one-episode throwaway would become canon forever, but the earlier Doctors one-episode throwaway would be forgotten.

ͼѾͽ (sic), Saturday, 16 November 2013 10:14 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7y8uNMPJfwQ

Here's the clip btw. One of them looks kinda like Colin Baker. Like the dude with the Victorian tache.

Matt DC, Saturday, 16 November 2013 11:07 (ten years ago) link

They're all production staff. Barry Letts goes talks about it on the Brian DVD. I can spot Bob Holmes, Douglas Camfield, Phil Hinchcliffe and Barry straight off.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 16 November 2013 11:42 (ten years ago) link

Ok im gonna have to watch "Brain of Morbius" stat! Also i need to catch up on my post-Tom Baker Doctors.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 16 November 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

I think I have muddled in my head Barry Letts and Christopher Barry's likenesses. Also I'm pretty sure Graham Harper is the one before Douglas Camfield.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 16 November 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link

Haha I never knew the Morbius faces were production staff, that's awesome

guitar is coffee (DJP), Saturday, 16 November 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

It's funny how collective fandom decided that one-episode throwaway would become canon forever, but the earlier Doctors one-episode throwaway would be forgotten.

Well, to be fair, fandom didn't decide that. The showrunners did, by making multiple references to the 12-regeneration limit before the reboot started, and the First Doctor being explicitly called such multiple times as well.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Saturday, 16 November 2013 17:58 (ten years ago) link

that plural is misplaced*, I don't think anyone used it again until JNT, during the Bidmead season, and then still only in the context of The Master -- which context of course showed inherently and textually that the "limit" wasn't actually a limit. It didn't become a tedious embedded part of show canon until L3v1ne got his fingers into the continuity, and the Time Lords started appearing every third story and being exactly the same every time, instead of almost completely different every time as they had been under Dicks' and Holmes' various influences.


(come to think, Terrance might actually be responsible for this - if he used it in more than one Target novel, that's all the reinforcement it would have needed. ISTR the Morbius novel being explicit about the earlier faces not being all Morbs' though?)


*apart from the noun not being a thing that existed at the time but u kno

ͼѾͽ (sic), Saturday, 16 November 2013 21:58 (ten years ago) link

sic, one day i'm buying you a beer for that big finish summary.

also: http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2013-11-15/doctor-who-50th-anniversary-david-tennant-and-billie-piper-named-best-doctor-and-companion

Best Doctor

Actor %

David Tennant 56.1
Matt Smith 15.93
Tom Baker 10.05
Christopher Eccleston 6.59
Patrick Troughton 2.86
Jon Pertwee 2.38
Peter Davison 1.59
Sylvester McCoy 1.36
Paul McGann 1.35
William Hartnell 0.9
Colin Baker 0.88

Best Comapnion

Character / Actor %

Rose Tyler - Billie Piper 25.09
Sarah Jane Smith - Elisabeth Sladen 15.42
Donna Noble - Catherine Tate 12.32
River Song - Alex Kingston 9.09
Amy Pond - Karen Gillan 4.79
Jamie McCrimmon - Frazer Hines 4.1
Captain Jack Harkness - John Barrowman 3.49
Ace - Sophie Aldred 3.09
Clara Oswald - Jenna-Louise Coleman 2.65
Martha Jones - Freema Agyeman 2.54
(Colonel then) Brigadier Lethbridge Stewart - Nicholas Courtney 2.39
Romana - Mary Tamm, Lalla Ward 1.89
Rory Williams - Arthur Darvill 1.8
Wilfred Mott - Bernard Cribbins 1.26
K-9 - John Leeson, David Brierley 1.14
Jo Grant - Katy Manning 1.01
Leela - Louise Jameson 0.97
Tegan Jovanka - Janet Fielding 0.83
Peri Brown - Nicola Bryant 0.73
Barbara Wright - Jacqueline Hill 0.67
Ian Chesterton - William Russell 0.51
Nyssa - Sarah Sutton 0.49
Adric - Matthew Waterhouse 0.48
Susan Foreman - Carole Ann Ford 0.44
Harry Sullivan - Ian Marter 0.42
Strax - Dan Starkey 0.34
Turlough - Mark Strickson 0.31
Liz Shaw - Caroline John 0.28
Craig Owens - James Corden 0.25
Madame Vastra - Neve McIntosh 0.15
Dr Grace Holloway - Daphne Ashbrook 0.11
Melanie Bush - Bonnie Langford 0.1
Mickey Smith - Noel Clarke 0.1
Lady Christina de Souza - Michelle Ryan 0.1
Vicki - Maureen O'Brien 0.08
Steven Taylor - Peter Purves 0.08
Polly - Anneke Wills 0.07
Jackson Lake - David Morrissey 0.07
Sergeant Benton - John Levene 0.06
Jenny Flint - Catrin Stewart 0.06
Dodo Chaplet - Jackie Lane 0.04
Adam Mitchell - Bruno Langley 0.04
Captain Adelaide Brooke - Lindsay Duncan 0.04
Ben Jackson - Michael Craze 0.03
Astrid Peth - Kylie Minogue 0.03
Katarina - Adrienne Hill 0.01
Captain Mike Yates - Richard Franklin 0.01
Kamelion - Gerald Flood 0.01
Sara Kingdom - Jean Marsh 0.01
Zoe Heriot - Wendy Padbury 0
Victoria Waterfield - Deborah Watling 0

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 17 November 2013 00:02 (ten years ago) link

Zoe Heriot - Wendy Padbury 0

Obviously being crazy was a prerequisite for entering the survey.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 17 November 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link

Tom Baker over Matt Smith? the hell you sau

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 November 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link

say

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 17 November 2013 00:56 (ten years ago) link

don't say

ͼѾͽ (sic), Sunday, 17 November 2013 02:16 (ten years ago) link

Romana - Mary Tamm, Lalla Ward

oh come on, you can't split up Romana I and II? what a weak survey.

Viceroy, Sunday, 17 November 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link

adric beat strax

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 17 November 2013 03:51 (ten years ago) link

I don't think anyone used it again until JNT, during the Bidmead season, and then still only in the context of The Master -- which context of course showed inherently and textually that the "limit" wasn't actually a limit.

I was thinking of Mawdryn Undead where the fact that the Doctor is the Fifth Doctor and has eight regenerations left is pretty explicit, it is a plot point. I don't know much about the behind-the-scenes stuff, but it clearly wasn't something the fans just took from the Deadly Assassin and nothing else.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Sunday, 17 November 2013 05:59 (ten years ago) link

ie me otm.

ͼѾͽ (sic), Sunday, 17 November 2013 10:13 (ten years ago) link

http://youtu.be/rEmm6UP5G88

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link

Fuck, I can never get these bastards to embed.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

Just paste in the "long" Youtube link, a la:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEmm6UP5G88

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rEmm6UP5G88

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 23:30 (ten years ago) link

giant spoiler is out for the 50th but I won't actually mention it here. if you search around you'll find it. no idea if it's true.

akm, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 02:20 (ten years ago) link

went to a Waris Hussein Q&A on Sunday, and later stood beside him while watching a staged recreation of An Unearthly Child.

ͼѾͽ (sic), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 09:26 (ten years ago) link

I realised I didn't actually care about spoilering the episode for myself that much and had a look and it turns out that a) that is a massive spoiler and b) I really, really hope it happens.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link

other ppl itt might care tho so pls guys

ͼѾͽ (sic), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 10:29 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I'm not going to mention it here.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 10:29 (ten years ago) link

I'm assuming this is the one that was in Bleeding Cool yesterday, that the individual in came from said the BBC had explicitly asked him not to release it but fuck'em?

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Wednesday, 20 November 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link

Not a spoiler, rather a new minisode:

http://www.doctorwhonews.net/2013/11/the-last-day-201113103008.html

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link

The clip is currently listed for £2.49 in the United Kingdom store, or for free in the United States.

http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c203/abunay/FunnyStuff/WTF-DoctorWho.gif

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

Check the update: confirmed mistake, free everywhere now.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link

Or just go here

http://io9.com/the-time-war-is-hell-in-the-newest-doctor-who-minisode-1468384384

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 22:16 (ten years ago) link

so not worth paying for too feel bad for those who did.

akm, Wednesday, 20 November 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link

Taylor Parkes in the Quietus on that which is the Doctor. Nice overall reflection, really.

http://thequietus.com/articles/13940-dr-who-anniversary-bbc-taylor-parkes

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 November 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link

There is very little about that article that is "nice" IMO.

deX! (DJP), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link

Very curmudgeon Brit article. Not that it's all unfair, but there's a lot of nostalgia for the pain suffered of being a "real fan" as a kid or whatever.

Insane Prince of False Binaries (Gukbe), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link

Has there been any talk of the bio play thing that debuts tomorrow night or the Matt Smith & Carla presented historic overview that Bbc3 repeat tomorrow?

Stevolende, Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:57 (ten years ago) link

aAiSaT is on tonight, not tomorrow and is followed by aUC (and Tribe of Gum).

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 21 November 2013 17:59 (ten years ago) link

Grumpy fan is grumpy = that Quietus thing

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:00 (ten years ago) link

aAiSaT is on tonight

Tomorrow in the US.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:06 (ten years ago) link

Poster said BBC3 which made me assume he was a Brit. (Don't have jaymc.xls to hand to know by name)

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 21 November 2013 18:10 (ten years ago) link

Right, had it as tomorrow, just got in and found out I've missed first load of it and presumably the Matt Smith history thing. Shit.

Stevolende, Thursday, 21 November 2013 21:38 (ten years ago) link

Well, that was lovely. Don't miss it.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 21 November 2013 22:46 (ten years ago) link

I hope it is getting reshown before too long. Missed the first half but what I saw was great.

Stevolende, Thursday, 21 November 2013 23:24 (ten years ago) link

What is it that you are talking about? Out of the UK right now.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 21 November 2013 23:27 (ten years ago) link

The Gatiss docudrama about the Hartnell era.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 21 November 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

Oh yeah I really want to watch that.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 21 November 2013 23:35 (ten years ago) link

Meantime:

https://www.google.co.nz/

Ned Raggett, Friday, 22 November 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link

As I quipped on Bookface: This week is all about sending an "it gets better" message back in time to the adolescent me in the mid-'80s as he shame-facedly struggles to stay awake watching a 6-part Hartnell episode on Iowa Public Television at 10:00 on a Friday night...

Young Marble Index (zero of the signified), Friday, 22 November 2013 00:32 (ten years ago) link

<3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 November 2013 03:28 (ten years ago) link

my earliest memory of Dr Who is seeing the end credits when I was waiting for one of the other kid's shows on the govt-run channel ABC to star. And that big silver tunnel and the music SCARED the crap out of me.

my next memory was glimpsing part of an episode where Tom Baker encountered a monster that looked like a huge moving pile of black plastic seaweed. I had nightmares about that thing.

eventually I was old enough to watch it and enjoy it, but I didn't watch it regularly enough to always follow the storylines, I don't think I really got that they were serialized until I was much older.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 22 November 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link

Meanwhile, anyone think this is going to go anywhere?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yP3Bu4sCRvY

(Sons of Gallifrey, a pilot being developed not by the BBC, but involving some Who people, allegedly about a young doctor and master).

akm, Friday, 22 November 2013 07:32 (ten years ago) link

Is Rusty behind that? (Can't watch YouTube at work) I think in A Writer's tale has says about how his final Who dream was to produce a Young Master 'n' Doc series set on Gallifrey - inspired in a large part by the success of the JJ Abrams Star Trek reboot. NB this may be the source idea for his Wizards vs Aliens series.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 22 November 2013 08:02 (ten years ago) link

I haven't watched Hartnell who in a couple of years so can't remember if he drops the more negative traits of his personality. Was surprised by things like the underhanded way he tried to do a couple of things in that first story, like the picking up a rock when the 60s pair are trying to help the stricken caveman who's just been through a fight with the unseen animal. Also his lack of practicality in things like creating fire without matches. Would think there would be things he'd have picked up along his travels if his superior intellect couldn't work them out for himself.
Wondered if they were things that were got rid of as the character was further developed after that first story, or if feedback from the audience would be likely to sway anything, if it were negative about those things.
Interesting to note both the Doctor and Susan announcing it was strange that the Tardis hadn't changed its camouflage. I take it that is being kept as that design currently (2000s) for sentimental reasons rather than because there is a problem with the circuit? Not sure what current back story is. Also that the word TARDIS was claimed to be an acronym coined by Susan in that first story, that has presumably been changed now? I guess there wasn't necessarily more than one of them being thought to exist at the time. The Dr mentions they are in exile but not sure if Gallifrey and the Timelords had been coined that early. There presumably is a text that is thought of as definitive on things like this is there? Not looked too deeply at the 50th Anniversary specials, them all seeming prohibitively expensive.

I also noted that the beginning of the first programme seemed to be a more in depth play than I was expecting. Things like the schoolkids having a little intrigue as you go by them before arriving at the character you were being introduced to were a nice touch.

Stevolende, Friday, 22 November 2013 10:41 (ten years ago) link

Yes, Hartnell's character gets smoothed out as the early years go by, partly because they were making it up as they went along, partly explicitly because he got humanised by Barbara & Ian.

Yes, it's been the case for decades that the Doctor keeps the police box camouflage out of sentiment.

Susan coining TARDIS was dropped after that first episode, and we didn't see another one for years, and didn't see a second other one for more years after that. (The SIDRATs came in between though.)

It wasn't until Troughton's final story, six years in, that Time Lords or the Doctor's planet were thought up.

There presumably is a text that is thought of as definitive on things like this is there?

What sort of text?

Not looked too deeply at the 50th Anniversary specials, them all seeming prohibitively expensive.

Er...?

ͼѾͽ (sic), Friday, 22 November 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link

A book or something that had whatever background details one ought to know. I thought some of that material would be dotted through the 50th anniversary magazines but they seem to be €14 or 15 a pop.
Think there have been editions on Doctors, companions, enemies possibly something else too. Might be connected to the Doctor Who magazine, I'm not sure. Just leafed through them in Easons.

There is one book that I've seen that's a companion or something but seems to be more fanbased, like its compiled from a Who forum or something. Might have that wrong.

Stevolende, Friday, 22 November 2013 11:21 (ten years ago) link

Watched aUC, but after a stupidly early start in the morning didn't have the stamina to watch any more than 3/4 of Cave of Skulls (interestingly announced as episode 2 of aUC by continuity). It was as great as ever - last watched <6 months ago - but Tribe of Gum is a plodder, really.

In terms of characterisation, smoothed is definitely the way to describe Hartnell. In The Daleks/The Mutants/The Dead Planet/Serial B he empties the fluid link to fake a reason to investigate the city (which would be barking if it wasn't all a con, as he has no way of knowing that the Dalek city might have mercury in it). In the Edge of Destruction/Inside The Spaceship/Serial C he drugs Ian and Barbara because he suspects them as saboteurs. In The Aztecs he very nearly decides to stay there indefinitely, as he meets a woman and they are going to get married. In The Romans he decides to go to the city, lengthening their stay by months - precisely because of this delay Ian and Barbara get captured. But then when the Time/Space Viewer turns up he's quite happy for it to be played with so Barbara can see the Gettysburg Address. He's definitely the most self-serving Doctor, and in many ways the most child-like. He's doing things because he wants to do them, not because he thinks it's fun for anyone else. But he actively grows up by the time companions start leaving, and once we get to Steven/Dodo he's *probably* close to what was originally imagined for the character.

TARDIS camouflage is made explicit in Attack of the Cybermen, where the chaeleon circuit is linked to the guidance control - fixing it causes a forced landing and while it works in Part 1 of the story it has reverted to the police box shape itself by the end of the story (suggesting it's the sentient TARDIS that has the attachment to the shape, not necessarily the Doctor).

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 22 November 2013 11:25 (ten years ago) link

yeah, think I know the fate of the 2nd TARDIS to appear. Will teach Meddling monks to arms trade with defending Brits won't it? Or is that the one?
& if so what species was the character played by Peter Butterworth? Is it stated/

I thought there might be some input on the chameleon circuit from the sentient TARDIS yeah.

Stevolende, Friday, 22 November 2013 11:29 (ten years ago) link

Oh right I see when I said specials I meant the magazines I'm talking about in the message above you took me to mean the tv specials?

Stevolende, Friday, 22 November 2013 11:33 (ten years ago) link

xp

There are the About Time books by Tat Wood and Lawrence MIles – they have a lot of the basic series info (they're structured as episode guides) but are also full of speculation, argument, tv history, culture rambles. I really enjoy them as a casual pick-up read (I don't know what more hardcore fans think of them).

woof, Friday, 22 November 2013 11:36 (ten years ago) link

'casual pick-up read'. Apparently saying they're good books for the loo is beneath me.

woof, Friday, 22 November 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link

The Monk's is the first other TARDIS we see, yes. One of my favourite cliffhangers.

You could also try the three Discontinuity Guides - making a good case for there not being a single canon of what's right and what's wrong.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 22 November 2013 11:38 (ten years ago) link

yeah was trying to see if there actually was an accepted single canon, was what I was asking.

Is anything currently being written in the broadcast tv stories actually reliant on any kind of continuity from the 60s stories? Other than the Great Intelligence that is. Just wondering if there is likely to be relevance anyway.

Other than basic story that this is a guy who for some reason is somewhat adrift in space/time.
& now that is because he was about the sole survivor of a race that wasn't introduced until the end of the 60s because of a war that was only introduced as a backstory for Christopher Eccleston in 2005.
& the relationship with the Tardis has been rethought and more thoroughly explained than at the time

So I'd guess not that much really? Not on a cosmic scale.

Stevolende, Friday, 22 November 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link

no, there's no single coherent canon of Doctor Who that can be pointed to. there's plenty of little pieces of continuity from the 60s and up though, and it's all theoretically in the same one story - but it takes fanwank to excuse a lot of the casual contradictions.

(Moffat's simple fanwank is that the Doctor just fucks about in time so much that things get changed by accident.)

It's not even stated that The Monk is of an alien race, just that he "must come from the same [future] time" as the Doctor.

I'm not able to play it on zing, but the animation of that google doodle is BULLSHIT. Hartnell, Colin and McCoy never had a sonic screwdriver and Troughton's was actually screwdriver-sized. GHOD google GET IT RIGHT

ͼѾͽ (sic), Friday, 22 November 2013 12:58 (ten years ago) link

also the google thing doesn't seem to have John Hurt Doctor in it but i am probably demonstrating my ignorance

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 November 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link

well that's because John Hurt isn't the Doctor

deX! (DJP), Friday, 22 November 2013 15:14 (ten years ago) link

(ie the whole "giving up the title in order to be the bastard who ends The Time War" thing)

deX! (DJP), Friday, 22 November 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

i said i was ignorant! i mean i don't care too much, the fanboy/retcon stuff hurts my head, i'm just in it for the ride

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 November 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link

also i don't want to spoiler for tomorrow but "I am not a Doctor" is some hilarious cobblers

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 November 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link

Impressive contributors to this BFI listicle:

http://www.bfi.org.uk/news-opinion/news-bfi/lists/50-best-doctor-who-moments

Marcus Hearn's new 'vault' book is a partic good on the show's production history.

Thought Jessica Raine was partic gd as Verity Lambert in the Gatiss thing last night.

Ward Fowler, Friday, 22 November 2013 16:08 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, the Marcus Hearn book is really pretty good for production material. A bit light elsewhere, but you can't have everything.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 22 November 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

the Hearn book is great! but Sarah Jane got shafted in it, I think she's in two photos. IMO she's the second most important character in the show's history (after the Doctor himself); arguably more important than, say, Colin Baker's Dr himself.

akm, Friday, 22 November 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

(in other words I heart Elisabeth Sladen and could do with 100's of photos of her in her 70's garb, she is my crush forever)

akm, Friday, 22 November 2013 22:43 (ten years ago) link

the Hearn book is great! but Sarah Jane got shafted in it, I think she's in two photos. IMO she's the second most important character in the show's history (after the Doctor himself); arguably more important than, say, Colin Baker's Dr himself.

2nd most important character in the show's history is The Master IMO

deX! (DJP), Friday, 22 November 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

OTM re 70s garb tho

deX! (DJP), Friday, 22 November 2013 23:32 (ten years ago) link

http://sarahjanesmith.cosmic-archer.com/

akm, Friday, 22 November 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link

adventures in time and space = excellent. great story, great set design and costumes, great performances. I felt like maybe they over dramatized hartnell in general but what do I know.

akm, Saturday, 23 November 2013 07:37 (ten years ago) link

sons of gallifrey = no, no rusty. it seems mostly fan driven, and also asian dude from the doctor who movie (the mcgann one).

akm, Saturday, 23 November 2013 07:38 (ten years ago) link

sons of gallifrey --- what an awful idea.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Saturday, 23 November 2013 11:20 (ten years ago) link

http://io9.com/10-biggest-dodged-bullets-in-the-history-of-doctor-who-1285157819

I might have done Rusty a disservice if number 9 is right.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 23 November 2013 12:01 (ten years ago) link

Sooooo psyched for this tonight!

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 23 November 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

Adv in Space & Time was great. Ending was a bit rmde but it got me good and teary, v lovely & fitting tribute overall.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 November 2013 16:47 (ten years ago) link

I saw Captain Jack presenting a game show on the BBC called Pressure Pad or something yesterday and it was so sad :(

StanM, Saturday, 23 November 2013 17:31 (ten years ago) link

:(

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 November 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

You never saw Tonight's The Night, obviously.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 23 November 2013 17:51 (ten years ago) link

Or that thing with the kids in it.

ailsa, Saturday, 23 November 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link

Dear lord this preshow is hell on earth

deX! (DJP), Saturday, 23 November 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link

Just saw the Adventures Through Space and Time and I guess I realize the big spoiler now because I saw Dalek Invasion of Earth and they keep coming back to it in the new special. I won't say any more but I hope I'm right cos that would be pretty damn cool of them to do that.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 23 November 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link

I think once you get used to the fact that this is both a harrowing examination of holocaust guilt and a bit of a romp, it improves. Obviously it's crying out for Ecclestone.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

That was pretty good. Would watch the shit out of more of Hurt, Tennant and Smith zinging around.

ailsa, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

Absolutely

deX! (DJP), Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:12 (ten years ago) link

Hmmm, it left me a little bit cold. Final surprise appearance blew me away though :D

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:13 (ten years ago) link

I thought that was pretty good NuWho, an amalgam of catchphrases, pratfalls, emo and exposition. I did like that John Hurt seems to be as sick of the antics as some of the rest of us. I'm not sure I am that keen on the plot that seems to be planned but hey-ho.

Am I the only one wondering what actually happened with the Zygons? That whole plot was just left hanging.

By Christ this BBC3 thing is painful.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

The tiny Capaldi cameo was nice. Really, really wish they'd been able to get Eccleston back, though.

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link

Wasn't expecting Baker, and we both went "WHOA" when Capaldi turned up briefly too. Though we were getting a proper Eccleston cameo at the end of Hurt's regeneration, but you can't have everything.

ailsa, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

The Hurt regeneration wasn't quite long enough to resolve the face he was turning into, was it?

I will look at sadder places on the interwebs and see if someone has captured it.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link

that were rub

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link

We were pretty sure it was Eccleston's face.

ailsa, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link

yeah pretty well done I thought.
enjoyed that, do wonder if it was any better in 3d in the cinema but good show pretty genuinely touching. Interesting story and cameos.
Hurt was a decent doctor so possibly a shame he didn't get to be one for longer.

Stevolende, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

this show now is like Bobby Ewing stepping out of the shower once a year

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

Re: Baker - was that not leaked at all? I guess everyone is in as much mortal fear of losing their job as I am! Have to admit, as soon as we had the picture-locked version in at work, I scrubbed to the end to see if any of the old dudes popped up...

And, yeah, it's McGann>Hurt>Eccles.

Michael Jones, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, it was definitely heading towards Eccleston when it cut. I guess the very start of Eccleston's first episodes shows him reacting to his new features, but still...

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

Baker leaked it himself, the mad old duffer!

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

Obviously it's crying out for Ecclestone.

Yeah, I've nothing against John Hurt, but I think Ecclestone could've played that part better, and it would've tied nicely to the survivor guilt he was feeling in the beginning of season 1. I wonder if they asked him and he refused?

But not counting that, this was tremendously good! Everyone did a fine job, there was nice mixture of Serious Stuff and adventure. Obviously the plot had a few holes as tends to be the case with big Who stories, but at least this time the Timey Wimey paradoxes weren't big enough to stop me from enjoying the plot.

Outside the plot, characterization in this episode was very good, the inter-Doctor jabs thrown by the three were funny, and here was even some time left for minor character moments (I loved the scientist girl with the glasses). Billie Piper being there felt pretty extraneous, again it would've made more sense if Ecclestone had been there instead of Hurt. But I think they did the best they good with what they had. And the cameo in the end was a nice touch, obviously. It managed to surprise me, though I guess something like that was to expected.

(Whoa, loads of xposts while I was writing that!)

Tuomas, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

as an episode of NuWho, 7/10 with bonus points for cameos and callbacks, but as the Anniversary Special that the world's tuned into bcuz "Hey it's this massive global institution that's lasted half a century!", well it didn't really deliver. Plot with Zygons could've been any episode, use of Billie Piper not as Rose Tyler was utterly gratuitous. Would've preferred it if McGann had been used / Eccleston had been persuadable

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

The Hurt regeneration wasn't quite long enough to resolve the face he was turning into, was it?

I don't think so, but the comment he made about his ears (something like "I hope they won't so as noticeable") made it pretty obvious he would morph into Ecclestone. Wasn't one of the first things Ecclestone said in his first episode a comment on his ears? That was nice touch in this one.

Tuomas, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link

Really confused cos apparently they aren't showing it in Atlanta until Monday.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link

xpost to self Should clarify that I do not want Rose Tyler back in this, but Billie Piper in this was just eh

Windsor Davies, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ZYGONS? Seriously, they stop the warhead, it's revealed the science girl knows which is human and which is the Zygon, the Hurt Doctor disappears... Then what? Two hours later, the memory thing wears off. At which point do Emo and Wacky go to where Hurt is?

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:29 (ten years ago) link

This BBC3 thing is appalling. Who the fuck decided that what this needed was a ropey link-up to One Direction?

ailsa, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:32 (ten years ago) link

Anyway, a couple of points/open questions on how this episode relates to the larger Who plot:

* If we take the cameo at the end of this literally and not just as a cute gag, it would mean that the Doctor doesn't die on Trenzalore, and the tomb we saw in "The Name of the Doctor" is a red herring somehow, right? I guess this might be dealt with in future episodes.

* Does this mean the events of "The End of Time" are now changed? My memory of it is a bit fuzzy, but IIRC correctly the fate of the Time Lords as shown in that episode doesn't quite jibe with what happened in this one. I think that's the biggest paradox/plot hole caused by this episode: if the events of "The End of Time" were changed, then Ten wouldn't have needed to die and morph into Eleven.

Tuomas, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:34 (ten years ago) link

Wait, the BBC3 thing just turned epic, the 1Direction link up in La has turned into. a Radiophonic Workshop tribute - the satellite delay in the broadcast has hit, then passed through the monitor displaying the footage at both ends and re-delayed forming a giant feedback/delay loop repeating the same phrases over and over again.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link

If we take the cameo at the end of this literally and not just as a cute gag, it would mean that the Doctor doesn't die on Trenzalore, and the tomb we saw in "The Name of the Doctor" is a red herring somehow, right? I guess this might be dealt with in future episodes.

Directly after the UK broadcast, there was a trailer for the Christmas episode, which would appear to be set on Trenzalore.

ailsa, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:35 (ten years ago) link

Also, no Timothy Dalton in this episode. Were we to assume the Time Lord boss in this episode was Rassilon, just played by someone else, or was he some other dude altogether?

Tuomas, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:36 (ten years ago) link

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ZYGONS?

I don't think the Zygon plot needed to be addressed any further... Really, they were the McGuffin of this story, an excuse to get the three Doctors together, and the way Zygon conflict was solved was clever enough for me; obviously that plot wasn't fully resolved, but it didn't feel like it was totally left hanging either.

Tuomas, Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:44 (ten years ago) link

It's not resolved at all though. Kate L-S doesn't want to kill them? They stop wanting to the world? Do they just decide to go and live in a commune in Croydon and knit their own hummus?

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:50 (ten years ago) link

"to take over the world"

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:51 (ten years ago) link

I mostly enjoyed that! loool @ "sandshoes & grandpa"

squee'd at the brief Capaldi moment & the excellent cameo at the end

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 November 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

They have signed a completely watertight nonsense treaty!

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 November 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link

If we take the cameo at the end of this literally.... It is someone who may or may not be a future Doctor basically standing around saying "I may or may not be a future Doctor, you know"

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 November 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

looootta moffaty timey wimey bullshit though. kinda had to choke that down to stay on board

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 23 November 2013 22:09 (ten years ago) link

Funny, Eccleston not taking part in the anniversary celebration and I'm just channel surfing and find that he's narrating a documentary on D.H. Lawrence on BBC2, presumably pure coincidence.

Enjoyed what I saw earlier anyway. & this is a very interesting thing on the genesis of Sons & Lovers.

Stevolende, Saturday, 23 November 2013 22:35 (ten years ago) link

Just watched Davison's Five(ish) Doctors reboot thing on the red button, a perfectly entertaining way to spend half an hour. Won't spoiler, but I did laugh at Rusty's cameo.

ailsa, Saturday, 23 November 2013 22:45 (ten years ago) link

Yeah. I assume the times don't line up for a direct comparison, but I went out to see Thor: The Dark World earlier (partially shot a stone's throw from the Tower) with Ecclestone hissing and scenery chewing and it can't have been a worse gig on offer here.

(Also I should maybe clarify that I meant Ecclestone instead of Tennant (or along with, I actually didn't mind Tennant that much here))

Also! RP Billie Piper!

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 November 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

as an episode of NuWho, 7/10 with bonus points for cameos and callbacks, but as the Anniversary Special that the world's tuned into bcuz "Hey it's this massive global institution that's lasted half a century!", well it didn't really deliver. Plot with Zygons could've been any episode, use of Billie Piper not as Rose Tyler was utterly gratuitous. Would've preferred it if McGann had been used / Eccleston had been persuadable

― Windsor Davies, Sunday, 24 November 2013 08:22 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

100 agree. my expectations were already low after this year's string of toss, but too much of this dragged on like a wet weekend, apart from the occasional moment of fanwank delight and genuinely funny line.

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 23 November 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

also, with capaldi enigmatically saying 'THIRTEEEEEEN' and hurt being acknowledged as ~the~ ~doctor~, does that mean smith is #12 now?

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 23 November 2013 22:54 (ten years ago) link

Isn't that one of the ornate time lords saying thirteen?

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 November 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

it sounded awfully like capaldi to me, but i'd have to go back to be sure tbh

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 23 November 2013 23:00 (ten years ago) link

It was Capaldi.

ailsa, Saturday, 23 November 2013 23:09 (ten years ago) link

A fine line between "we're putting this in twice so it doesn't seen so egregious the second time" (taking 400 years to solve something) and "fuck it, the joke seemed to work okay the first time, let's have it on again" (mistaking Queen Elizabeth for a Zygon).

I'm impressed that they did totally sell to me that they'd actually end with the three of then taking collective responsibility - I wonder if that might at all be a reason for the odd show time (10 to till 10 past).

Technically the circular firing squad shouldn't work in 3D, but I can totally see the Daleks setting up space artillery at all points of the space compass..

One more rewrite might have helped: what in the bollocks is "This 3D painting of Gallifrey is Queen Elizabeth's Credentials about?"

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 November 2013 23:29 (ten years ago) link

why would the daleks not have expected three doctors at once? what with him having a time machine and having done the several doctor thing previously? that was not 'brilliant', david tennant at approx. 1.03, that was bloody silly.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:15 (ten years ago) link

although i'm sure sic stands ready to disabuse me

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link

fyi i rewatched End of Time this afternoon

bcz i still love tennant I CANT HELP IT

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:34 (ten years ago) link

Oh I watched the first part of that before leaving for concert call. Donna is still great obv.

deX! (DJP), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

BTW thank GOD that they had Billie Piper do something besides Rose

deX! (DJP), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

getting characters to repeat lines that have been said in earlier shows is brilliant, witty writing and you shd definitely do it as often as possible

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

Rose finally grew into her new teeth <3

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:39 (ten years ago) link

xxpost Would've been better if they'd left well enough alone though, if it comes to a choice between Billie Piper not playing Rose and someone else not playing Rose then I know which I'd choose. Fuck including her out of some sense that she is still integral to the fabric of NuWho, that shit should've died with 10

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link

bit harsh

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:41 (ten years ago) link

windsor davies otm again. i don't understand why she was there, apart from nu-who hat tip.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link

'we need billie piper!!'
'why?'
'shut up, that's why'

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

Yes that was definitely more pandering than having the UNIT taskforce leader be the brigadier's daughter.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link

xpost to VG - idk, was fun while it lasted but she's behind Amy, Donna (and even Rory I suppose) on my list of companions since the reboot, don't really know why she merited inclusion tonight. But then I hate all that back-pedalling back-from-the-dead stuff, Rose should've been written out for good in Doomsday and I'dve been fine with it (Bad Wolf reveal from Turn Left notwithstanding, because that was pretty good tbf). "omg guys it's Billie Piper!" not a good enough reason to have her around

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link

y'all know it would have been better if they'd called Matthew Waterhouse out of whatever hole he hides in these days to play the weapon of ultimate destruction personified

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:48 (ten years ago) link

my theory is this:

- eccleston pulled out at the last minute (as per reports)
- hurt was brought in to ~be~ eccleston's doctor for time war purposes (after some rewriting obv)
- piper stayed on, but played something-or-other against hurt instead

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link

that would also explain the time war remorse being sort of spread across two doctors and a war doctor, rather than wrapping up what was basically the kernel of eccleston's year.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:50 (ten years ago) link

Tennant was okay, but I think Smith's grown to become the best of three nu-Who Doctors. Eccleston was good at being angry and indignant, but not so good at comedy, Tennant on the other hand was good at that with his manic-depressive persona, but subtlety wasn't really his thing, whereas Smith can pull all that off, he can be funny and manic as well and sad and subdued. Like, in this episode, when Eleven says he's had 400 years to think about what he did to end the Time War, you can really believe he's older and wiser than the two other doctors, despite Smith being younger than the other two actors. I don't think Tennant could've pulled that scene off quite as well; he's a very theatrical, broad strokes type of actor, but that scene relied on the sort subtlety that works on film/TV. This is why I felt Eccleston not being cast as the third Doctor in this episode was a real shame: Smith's Doctor feels sorta like a synthesis of the previous two, and it would've been nice to see that balance onscreen.

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:52 (ten years ago) link

in that behind the lens special, hurt says he was brought in 'incredibly quickly', 'very very quickly', in 'all a bit of a rush' etc xp

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:53 (ten years ago) link

Yes that was definitely more pandering than having the UNIT taskforce leader be the brigadier's daughter.

Wasn't the daugher character established much earlier, maybe already during the Tennant era?

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link

xxpost Yeah was wondering where this leaves Eccleston's Doctor. Survivor's guilt was his defining characteristic, now all of a sudden not relevant or necessary. Unless this can be explained by Hurt's Doctor not remembering any of the events of this episode? So what, he goes on believing that he did commit genocide and everything goes on as before until you get up to date with Smith again? I didn't really follow that tbh

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link

exactly what you said, otherwise they'd've had to handwave away all the guilty feelings stuff from the last 3 Doctors

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:57 (ten years ago) link

nothing like undermining any possible emotional heft yr characters might have by making it obvious that any event no matter how traumatic is gonna get retconned out of existence as soon as it doesn't suit

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link

yeah, that bothers the hell out of me

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:01 (ten years ago) link

at some point they'll be all 'what, no river song is actually the doctor's grandpa' or some dumb shit

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:02 (ten years ago) link

doesn't bother me cos tbh as enjoyable as the Smith/Tennant double act was, everything else about this made me happy to not bother in future ah shit i've just remembered Ben Wheatley's doing one

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:03 (ten years ago) link

my theory is this:

- eccleston pulled out at the last minute (as per reports)
- hurt was brought in to ~be~ eccleston's doctor for time war purposes (after some rewriting obv)
- piper stayed on, but played something-or-other against hurt instead

Yeah, that's what I was trying to say upthread. Introducing a new character who feels the same emotions Eccleston had been established as feeling (war guilt) and having Piper play against him despite having no connection to him whatsoever feels pretty weird, this episode would've made much more sense if it was Eccleston instead of Hurt. There's only one little thing that goes against Eccleston being the Time War era Doctor: in his first episode he looks at his reflection and comments on his face, which implies he's just been reincarnated. But that could've been retconned.

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link

xp in the same retconny nonsense vein, what they did to rose has bothered me for a while. she was always the everyperson in this story, and gradually she became a god, a hero, a bloody bad wolf thing etc etc. with clara they didn't even bother with the pretence, they had her be a supercharacter before she really did anything.

that, to me, was what this 50th anniversary story missed: a character to be filled with the naive, human wonder of what's going on. that's the essence of doctor who. to forego that entirely in favour of 100% time lords and scientists and aliens removed the whole experience way too much. it wasn't about the viewer, it was entirely about the folklore.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:06 (ten years ago) link

entirely entirely

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:07 (ten years ago) link

Introducing a new character who feels the same emotions Eccleston had been established as feeling (war guilt) and having Piper play against him despite having no connection to him whatsoever feels pretty weird, this episode would've made much more sense if it was Eccleston instead of Hurt.

yep, stands out like a sore thumb. there wasn't even any planned interaction between piper and tennant, despite them being on the same bloody set for a decent amount of time.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link

if you was being charitable you could say that well what do you expect from the 50th anniversary tribute except fan service? on the other hand for me it just feels like the show isn't for anybody except those people any more

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link

he goes on believing that he did commit genocide and everything goes on as before until you get up to date with Smith again?

That seems to be the gist of it... Except that I still feel the events of the "The End of Time" wouldn't have played the same way they did with Gallifrey's fate now changed, which means Ten shouldn't have died in that episode, which in turn creates a hell of a paradox.

As neat as "Father's Day" was, I'm not sure if in retrospect it was a good decision to introduce those bat monsters who fix time anomalies. Because they haven't appeared ever since, and they certainly should have done so in this episode.

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:10 (ten years ago) link

if you was being charitable you could say that well what do you expect from the 50th anniversary tribute except fan service? on the other hand for me it just feels like the show isn't for anybody except those people any more

― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 12:08 (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

in all honesty, my answer to that question would be an everyday person person's wide-eyed view of an eccentric alien. it seems obvious to me, and given that that's how the show got started three times—susan in 1963, chang lee and grace in 1997, and rose in 2005—it's not even a stretch to do that. it would have serviced the anniversary beautifully. but no, let's do aliens and wars.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:16 (ten years ago) link

this episode feels more like trial of a time lord pt 2 or something

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

thanks for reminding me the Time War stuff was some seriously underwhelming Star Wars shite too

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:18 (ten years ago) link

the Time Lords didn't even seem all crazy and Gotterdammerung like they were supposed to be

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link

Also, I'd like echo Andrew said upthread: having recently seen the new Thor movie, and now "The Day of the Doctor", it'd certainly have been much nicer to see Eccleston in this one. Talk about wasting a good actor! Though I guess he got more money from Thor than he ever would've from Who...

(xxx-post)

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:19 (ten years ago) link

thanks for reminding me the Time War stuff was some seriously underwhelming Star Wars shite too

― uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 12:18 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and no fun. no sense of fun at all. at its best it would be, say, just for example, donna interacting heavily with the doctor(s) and commenting on how weird/unpredictable/wonderful he is while having the time of her life. apart from some double-doctor frolicking in the woods, this entire episode was 98% joyless 'oh no we're all grieving aliens and we have to fix some things'.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:25 (ten years ago) link

it didn't exactly reek of celebration to me.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link

the Time Lords didn't even seem all crazy and Gotterdammerung like they were supposed to be

Yeah, I thought that was a bit of a problem with this episode: in the previous ones, where the Time War was never actually depicted, the Doctor deciding to wipe out his own race was justified with the implication that the Time Lords had become almost as ruthless as the Daleks. But that ruthlessness was never shown here, the depicition of the war focused on innocent kids getting killed by Daleks, which made the Doctor's decision of getting rid of Gallifrey feel kinda unjustified.

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:27 (ten years ago) link

presumably his magical journey to find Gallifrey wd be less motivated if Gallifrey was just psycho Time Lords still peeved at getting frozen

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link

Well yeah, but I still have to wonder: what happened to those psycho Time Lords seen in "The End of Time"? Why weren't they around in this episode, which depicted the same time and place?

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:33 (ten years ago) link

Life is more fun when you decide to enjoy things IME

deX! (DJP), Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:45 (ten years ago) link

^gets it

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

i set out with every intention of doing just that but unfortunately then i watched it

uk cheese board (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

djp otm

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link

I really wanted all three of them to be complicit in blowing up Gallifrey if only to crush the dreams of ppl who imagine themselves macking on 10 in the TARDIS

deX! (DJP), Sunday, 24 November 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link

i set out with every intention of doing just that but unfortunately then i watched it

otm

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link

lies

deX! (DJP), Sunday, 24 November 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link

truly! i was actually terribly excited (even leapt out of bed), but by the 19 minute mark i wanted to be doing anything else, despite still giving it the benefit of the doubt at that point

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 02:08 (ten years ago) link

DJP, dreamkiller

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 November 2013 02:12 (ten years ago) link

still loads of great scenes though. i spent a good portion grinning maniacally.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 02:23 (ten years ago) link

I said this on Facebook but I would love to see a Hurt/Tennant/Smith buddy movie now

deX! (DJP), Sunday, 24 November 2013 02:26 (ten years ago) link

lol it is kinda funny to see these old farts complaining that it pandered to fanboy fetishes too much but at the same time didn't pander to their specific fanboy fetish enough

balls, Sunday, 24 November 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link

lol Doctor Make-it-up-as-we-go

In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 24 November 2013 04:12 (ten years ago) link

saw this in an absolutely sold out packed theater in SF at noon, great fun, I thought it was all it could have been and then some. Theater got a great Strax intro where he told people to turn their phones off and talked about popcorn screaming as it is eaten, plus a nice tennant/smith pair up describing 3d with barbs about chins and wrinkly old lines. Special itself was wonderful. But, who was the scientist girl? who was her sister supposed to have been? where did she get the scarf? I thought at the end perhaps from Baker's Doctor, but...

akm, Sunday, 24 November 2013 05:19 (ten years ago) link

also downloaded 5(ish) doctors, also a wonderful little piece; particularly liked the Shada/5 Doctors Baker fly in. That should make it to the blu ray. McGann obviously was never on the set with them at the same time.

akm, Sunday, 24 November 2013 05:20 (ten years ago) link

also, there seems to be an awfully big gulf between 'name of the doctor' and this. how come clara doesn't remember Hurt? what happened after that?

akm, Sunday, 24 November 2013 06:41 (ten years ago) link

OK I got really choked up during the Doctor roll call. Am I right to assume that Nine was archival footage?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 24 November 2013 08:11 (ten years ago) link

yeah if you saw the behind the scenes thing they were all stand ins wearing blank masks and the faces were cgi-ed on. Not a bad job on him 9th and some of the others; 8 was awful though, head is entirely too big. Not sure why they didn't get him in to do it himself but I guess he wasn't around right then

akm, Sunday, 24 November 2013 08:18 (ten years ago) link

Ah, I didn't see that! (Also was in SF last night, didn't seem to realize that I should've stayed to catch this in theaters.)

where did she get the scarf?

Well, that was Tom Baker's scarf, yes?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 24 November 2013 08:22 (ten years ago) link

also, there seems to be an awfully big gulf between 'name of the doctor' and this. how come clara doesn't remember Hurt? what happened after that?

I thought she passed out before the Hurt reveal, or something. Anyway, her timeline probably got out of sync, she wouldn't have remembered otherwise, then she became a motorcycle-riding teacher. /handwave

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 24 November 2013 08:25 (ten years ago) link

"didn't seem to realize that I should've stayed to catch this in theaters"

it was incredibly sold out and an insane understaffed madhouse. fun though to see so many people in costume in a downtown mall. my son wore his customary bow tie and tweed (he's 7) and got some nice compliments (although it always makes him uncomfortable). the best was a stringy haired sales associate in Nordstrom who asked "are you having a good day? Have a happy 50th!" to him out of the blue.

akm, Sunday, 24 November 2013 08:34 (ten years ago) link

Also, although I never hated Clara to the extent that everyone else apparently does, I have to think she was pretty good in this. She didn't really do very much but when she was on screen I never found her grating.

akm, Sunday, 24 November 2013 08:35 (ten years ago) link

despite various shittiness I enjoyed this (drunk).

do have a bit of an issue with all the laser guns and destroying gallifrey with a big bomb - the doctor has always been odysseus rather than hector, escaping his strange worlds and alien creatures with cunning rather than force - particularly apposite comparison for this specific episode, searching for home.

also p meh about the zygons, MORE shape shifting human imitators providing a thin plot to support the main (plotless) idea. Let zygons be zygons.

time lords were shit and boring and not at all dreadful.

HOWEVER

heart definitely beat faster at the whole 13 doctors/multiple tardises stuff
enjoyed doctor bantz
tom baker.

Fizzles, Sunday, 24 November 2013 09:06 (ten years ago) link

L4wr3nc3 M1l3s provided the biggest lols associated with the show on Twitter:

This show made me feel like I was 13 years old again...
On the week of my 13th birthday, Timelash was broadcast.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 09:46 (ten years ago) link

If it hasn't been explained so far geeky girl with Tom Baker scarf was daughter of UNIT's Brigadier, a character featured in Troughton/Pertwee/Baker era. He has also been refered to in both Tennant & Smith eras. A letter was sent to him at his nursing home only to find he'd died.
I think blonde woman was her prettier sister which I think was refered to causing a complex.

I thought Carla less annoying than usual too. Wonder how long they'll keep her with Capaldi?

I was wondering what the story was with the absence of a Dalton character, but not watched that story in too long to remember details. So wondered if that was a rogue council or something.

I'm confused about timing with casting of Hurt. It seems like an age since the big reveal at the end of the series. Was Eccleston at one point supposed to appear then.
Assumed that 50th special was filmed since then.

Stevolende, Sunday, 24 November 2013 09:56 (ten years ago) link

I was just thinking that Eccleston hadn't wanted to be involved since he quit. So surprised that he had been supposed to be involved. Was his absence just down to a timing clash with filming Thor? &he's not recognisable in that.

I did like the return of Billie Piper. Thought it played well.

Not a massive fan of Stacey as Liz or the marriage thereof. Guess it was fun to an extent? Cant remember if Liz1 has appeared in previous 50 years at all, has she?

Stevolende, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:07 (ten years ago) link

geeky "lols asthma' girl played by Ingrid Oliver (marginally better known as part of a comedy double act). i might have to rewatch, but didn't they say something right at the start to imply the CURRENT brig (whose phone she had) was her mum - making her Alistair's grand-daughter?

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:24 (ten years ago) link

I thought Carla less annoying than usual too.

me too, but i assume it's because she didn't really do anything.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:25 (ten years ago) link

If it hasn't been explained so far geeky girl with Tom Baker scarf was daughter of UNIT's Brigadier, a character featured in Troughton/Pertwee/Baker era.

No, the new leader of the UNIT, the blonde woman, was the daughter of Brigadier. (She had appeared previously in "The Power of Three".) They called the scientist woman "Osgood", and there was no implication he was related to the other woman. The scene where the Zygon referred to her inferiority complex w/r/t her sister was there just to illuminate how extensively the Zygons could imitate a person, and maybe also to provide a bit of characterization for her. (I guess she could become a supporting character in the next series?) I don't think her sister was supposed to be anyone we know.

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:31 (ten years ago) link

I have had no problem with the actor who plays Clara, but IMO as a character she's even flatter than Amy Pond was; she hasn't been given any proper characterization of her own, she's just there to anchor and/or save the Doctor. One of the best things about Rose was that she was given a supporting cast and a life of her own outside the Doctor's hijinks, which made her feel more credible and rounded. They did that with Martha and Donna too, but to a lesser extent; any invidual character moments the companions might've had seem to have been gradually cut down, until we come to Clara, who has none.

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:39 (ten years ago) link

Btw, can some explain why the Doctor said he'd been working for the UNIT "in the seventies or maybe the eighties"? This is the second time in the new series that he can't quite recall what decade it was, and I assume it's some kind of an inside joke, but I haven't seen any of those old Who episodes, so I don't get the joke?

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:42 (ten years ago) link

i just checked the scene at the start and osgood shouts "mum, mum" when handing back Kate's phone - so yes, Osgood is the original brig's grand daughter

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:44 (ten years ago) link

Why is she called "Osgood", then? I guess she could be married...

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:45 (ten years ago) link

maybe it's ma'am then?

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:46 (ten years ago) link

(OTOH why would she have her boss's personal phone.)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:47 (ten years ago) link

I dunno, if the character was her daughter, wouldn't the reference to that besided calling her "mum" once? So I think "ma'am" makes more sense.

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link

"wouldn't there be some reference to that"

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:51 (ten years ago) link

I have had no problem with the actor who plays Clara, but IMO as a character she's even flatter than Amy Pond was; she hasn't been given any proper characterization of her own, she's just there to anchor and/or save the Doctor. One of the best things about Rose was that she was given a supporting cast and a life of her own outside the Doctor's hijinks, which made her feel more credible and rounded. They did that with Martha and Donna too, but to a lesser extent; any invidual character moments the companions might've had seem to have been gradually cut down, until we come to Clara, who has none.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:39 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

extending that: we usually see events through the eyes of a companion, but this year we've been seeing clara through the eyes of the doctor, and the doctor through the eyes of nobody. there's no alice.

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:51 (ten years ago) link

Was the Earth that Pertwee was stranded on contemporary to the time it was made or somewhat in the future? That was filmed in the 70s anyway.

Not sure what involvement he had with UNIT after he became Peter Davidson, do know that Baker had some involvement. & is it UNIT that Martha wound up with during the Tennant era?

Stevolende, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:52 (ten years ago) link

She turns up in The Shakespeare Code, all upset when she finds out the Doctor is there. I suppose this explains why.

Reading the Bleeding Cool '50 Things' piece, they speculate that scarf girl is Kate's daughter that she has with a UNIT technician from The Daemons (based on her surname). That would explain why she's so maternal about making sure the girl has her inhaler.

Now I get why the Zygon resolution doesn't need explaining, apparently it's a tool taught to philosophy student to help them solve equality arguments?

I should have picked it up, but of course the 'live things in paintings' plot is lifted wholesale from Nightmare of Eden.

The biggest thing they have destroys the whole plot though:

The Doctors that escape from the painting in the Black Archive are really the Doctors, yes? They're not a facsimile, not a replica, it's really them. Really, really them.

Then so is Arcadia in that picture. And all the Gallifreyans and Daleks in it.

What stops them getting out or being taken out by the Doctor, restoring Arcadia anew and not being lost?

Does that mean Arcadia isn't in the Gallifrey saved by the 13 Doctors (and by extension all the Gallifreyans and Daleks in it), or are there now two sets of Arcadia and all the Gallifreyans and Daleks?

Actually, the hidden Gallifrey still has all the Daleks that were on the planet when it was hidden and the Daleks were winning the ground war as we see it, so in 400 years they've undoubtedly won and so the hidden Gallifrey is now a Dalek planet. (Oh noes, I can see "you know what would be cool" and it being Skaro in the future....)

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:54 (ten years ago) link

The 70s/80s thing is an in-joke about the UNIT Dating Conroversy.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:55 (ten years ago) link

(She in the first one of those is QE1)

("Controversy" in the second)

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:56 (ten years ago) link

Now I get why the Zygon resolution doesn't need explaining, apparently it's a tool taught to philosophy student to help them solve equality arguments?

Yeah, I thought of "veil of ignorance" when I watched the scene, but I wasn't sure if the reference was intentional... Maybe it was?

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:58 (ten years ago) link

The 70s/80s thing is an in-joke about the UNIT Dating Conroversy.

Which is what?

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 10:59 (ten years ago) link

(yeah, i totally take it back it makes no sense as mum - all sense as ma'am. idiot me)

70s 80s UNIT dataing controversy mostly centres on the events of Mawdryn Undead which dates the UNIT stories very clearly as pre-77, and some earlier references in the actual UNIT stories as being in the 80s.

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:00 (ten years ago) link

Well there's this thing called the internet. You might have heard of it...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UNIT#UNIT_dating

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:02 (ten years ago) link

The Doctors that escape from the painting in the Black Archive are really the Doctors, yes? They're not a facsimile, not a replica, it's really them. Really, really them.

Then so is Arcadia in that picture. And all the Gallifreyans and Daleks in it.

No, I don't think they are in the painting. The Zygons and the Doctors used it to preserve themselves, but there was no implication that whatever the Doctors did to Gallifrey was the same trick. (Assumably one painting can only hold a finite amount of people, not billions of them.) If it was, the Doctor would already know how to bring Gallifrey back, so there would've been no need for his final monologue, where he says he'll try to figure out how to revive it. Also, the painting shows both Time Lords and Daleks, but only the Time Lords were preserved by the Doctors, it was explicitly told that the Daleks would blow each other to pieces.

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:05 (ten years ago) link

They do say it's the same trick, Hurt picks up the Make The Picture Cube when he thinks of it.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:09 (ten years ago) link

That just means the painting inspired them to pull a similar trick, but it's never said that it's the same trick, nor that everyone's stored inside the painting. (Like I said, the Doctor's final speech wouldn't make sense if they are.)

Actually, the hidden Gallifrey still has all the Daleks that were on the planet when it was hidden and the Daleks were winning the ground war as we see it, so in 400 years they've undoubtedly won and so the hidden Gallifrey is now a Dalek planet. (Oh noes, I can see "you know what would be cool" and it being Skaro in the future....)

The ground Daleks wouldn't have their support troops and ships in space anymore though, could they still win the Time Lords without them?

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:11 (ten years ago) link

Also when the Doctors are in the picture Gallifreyans and Daleks be running round screaming and shit so they are as real IN the picture as the Doctors therefore we have to assume as real when they are captured by whatever mechanism captures the Doctors. And the Dalek that gets blown out is certainly real.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link

They don't however say that Gallifrey Falls / No More is the captured image that the Doctors make.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link

Really not sure how this would make any sense with Ecclestone as Hurt - I can't quote chapter and verse but I think all through Ecclestone's year it was made clear that he was the one after the Doctor that killed everyone - the big reveal in The Name of the Doctor was that it was Hurt instead of McGann. Also he doesn't have any more connection to Rose Tyler than Hurt does, at this point.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:22 (ten years ago) link

Xpost to Tuomas

Seriously? You can't parse that the scarf girl is Kate's daughter even when she calls her mum, but you can create an entire new solution to resolve the plot which is never mentioned or even hinted at because otherwise a bit of dialogue wouldn't make sense?

Of course the ground Daleks would win - in something as basic as Dalek it's explicit a single Dalek could over-run the Earth army, and the Gallifreyan army is shown as being over-run as well. The actor in the 'no more' scene explains in this and in the Last Day minisode that the soldiers left are really only rough and ready recruits because they've run out of actual soldiers - it's actually supposed to be his first day of duty having only just completed basic training, and here he is defending the most important city in the final battle.

Andrew

They come out of it in the Black Archive, and Smith tells the technician to move it into the Black Archive once they have put themselves in it. Logically the easiest solution would have been for them to have been the ones to have created it and put it in the portrait gallery in the first place.

Alternatively, somebody exists in space and time who used Gallifreyan technology to capture the Fall of Arcadia and make a picture who isn't a Gallifreyan (because he would have been in the time war) or a Gallifreyan (because he would have been hidden with Rassilon) or a Gallifreyan (because he would have been hidden in the Doctor's new Maguffin).

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:24 (ten years ago) link

Also, with capaldi enigmatically saying 'THIRTEEEEEEN' and hurt being acknowledged as ~the~ ~doctor~, does that mean smith is #12 now?

― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 23 November 2013 22:54 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Isn't that one of the ornate time lords saying thirteen?

― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 23 November 2013 22:57 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it sounded awfully like capaldi to me, but i'd have to go back to be sure tbh

― Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 23 November 2013 23:00 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It was Capaldi.

― ailsa, Saturday, 23 November 2013 23:09 (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Okay, I think we're talking about different things then - at 1:06 it goes

10: You might say, I've been doing this all my lives.
1-9: Various recontextualised clips
Top Timelord: I didn't know when I was well off! All 12 of them!
Top Timelord's Exposition Sponge: No, sir... all 13!
<shot of lever being decisively thrown, slightly bloodshot eye under impressive eyebrows>

TTES is called 'Androgar' in the subtitles - TT is just called 'The General'

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link

Hah Aldo you might want to pick a better opening gambit there..

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:37 (ten years ago) link

? That's what actually happens. Not my fault the writers intends a wibbly wobbly handwave.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:44 (ten years ago) link

Er, no I mean that beating up Tuomas for jumping to the wrong conclusion works better if you don't start by claiming that the Osgood is clearly the Brigadier's granddaughter.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:46 (ten years ago) link

It's the interpretation most media sources seem to have taken and is explained in the show in a single line of dialogue. idgaf whether she is or not (because frankly the NuWho insistence on family/mummy issues doesn't interest me in the slightest) and I don't actually think it needs explaining any further than "she works for UNIT", but if she has to be *somebody* then there is a perfectly obvious explanation in the actual text.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:54 (ten years ago) link

I'm not arguing that the Doctor's aren't in the painting, I was trying (and probably failing) to address the idea that the Doctors' save Gallifrey by creating that painting.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:55 (ten years ago) link

The actual (tele-)text here is actually Ma'am, though.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:58 (ten years ago) link

but you can create an entire new solution to resolve the plot which is never mentioned or even hinted at because otherwise a bit of dialogue wouldn't make sense?

I rewatched the scene where Doctors explain their plan to the Time Lord bosses: they say that "using their TARDISes" they're gonna freeze Gallifrey in single moment in time, "you know, like those stasis cubes, a single moment of frozen time", but (Eleven adds) "except that we're gonna do it to a whole planet, and all the people in it". So clearly they're saying that they're doing something similar to what the stasis cubes do, but on a different level. A stasis cube couldn't hold a whole planet and all its inhabitants. So Gallifrey isn't inside a painting, what the Doctors did to it is something different/bigger. One of the boss Time Lords then says "we'd be lost in another universe, froze in a single moment"... So I guess that's the plot that follows in the next season, the Doctor trying to find them in whatever universe they are now. That'd explain his final monologue in this episode.

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 11:59 (ten years ago) link

(xxxpost)

I guess Osgood could be Kate Stewart's daughter, but if that's the case, I do think it's a bit weird the writers decided to make thing more confusing by giving her a different surname, and not referring to the mother-daugher relationship besides one little piece of dialogue.

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 12:03 (ten years ago) link

As regards how this fits with The End of Time (and I'm perfectly happy to just tip TEoT into a pit to be honest) - there's a line at the start "The High Council is in emergency session, they have plans of their own" "To hell with the High Council, their plans have already failed"

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 12:05 (ten years ago) link

Xpost to AF No I agree with you, they don't save Gallifrey by creating the painting, they save Gallifrey by using the painting technology to hide Gallifrey away somewhere else. The painting is just Arcadia, but if the Doctors are real then it's actually the real Arcadia too.

(Further to my previous, see also NuWho obsession with characters being *someone*. They're never just a clueless UNIT grunt like the radio operator in The Daemons, they're always the cousin or grandfather of someone, or a secret aspect of an alien race or someone who secretly has top level clearance and so knows everything, or someone famous from history before they were famous. And they have to "shine brightly" or be a genius or be the greatest ever and/or be an inspiration - future or past - to the Doctor.)

Thanks if it's Ma'am. All that says to me is she doesn't need to be anyone so there's no mystery to her identity. I bet you could handwave into it that 'Osgood' means she's one of the Clara aspects from the last serial but Blinovich Limitation means she appears different as you watch it. Also her having the scarf ties in with Tom retiring from Docotring and being the Curator, giving her the scarf.

Tuomas, you've just confirmed it's the same technology. Not a painting, no, but works in the same way. So my points stand. Which one is Arcadia in?

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 12:08 (ten years ago) link

I assumed Osgood was the daughter of some other UNIT person called Osgood who worked w/the Brig, so *creating a parallel with daughters*, and the 'mum' people claim to hear is an official-royalish 'ma'am' since that's how all the UNIT workers addressed Kate Stewart?

Really enjoyed the whole thing.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Sunday, 24 November 2013 12:10 (ten years ago) link

Has Eccleston distanced himself from the Doctor franchise? Just got that impression, not sure where from.

& if Tom Baker regenerated into Peter Davidson when still young and black haired what is the story on him being the much older curator too? Not sure how that works at all.

Also realising that if there are only 13 doctors present at the saving of Gallifrey that would tend to preclude any possibility of earlier regenerations than William Hartnell, which I think was being speculated on here a couple of weeks ago at least in passing. Would think Clara guiding a Hartnell Doctor to the correct TARDIS to nick would indicate something similar.
Does the humanoid embodied TARDIS say something about having picked the Doctor as much as he picked her in that episode The Doctor's Wife? Just wondering how that worked with Clara directing him to the TARDIS, if I'm remembering that episode right?

& does UNIT feature in the post Tom Baker 80s run of Doctor Whos?

Stevolende, Sunday, 24 November 2013 12:31 (ten years ago) link

Smith says "I never forget a face", Baker says "I know you don't, and in years to come you might find yourself revisiting a few, but just... the old favourites, eh?"

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 12:49 (ten years ago) link

Hey I'll get to this thread in a day or two, but just wanted to say that I sat in the cinema in Leeds (Tom & Starry were in the same theatre! accidental Who-non-FAP) bursting with glee and thinking "man I hope Adam went to the cinema for this, even his shrivelled heart couldn't have resisted this much joy and delight":

apologise to have underestimated you, dude.

ͼѾͽ (sic), Sunday, 24 November 2013 13:03 (ten years ago) link

(If by Adam you mean me or it's an autocorrect then I say at the outset I enjoyed it and I'm firmly with Dan on the "just enjoy it" kick. This was a problem someone else picked up but now I'm afflicted in a "cannot be unseen" way.)

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 13:05 (ten years ago) link

Ecclestone's pretty clearly distanced himself from the franchise now - the only living Doctor not involved with either this or Five(ish) Doctors? - but what is the franchise now? Has he been further from it than David Tennant?

I think of "the franchise" as turning up to conferences and stuff, doing audio stories - but those are all things that kept the flame alive before nu-Who, I'm curious if there is an equivalent.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link

I enjoyed it and I'm firmly with Dan on the "just enjoy it" kick.

Yeah, despite the nitpicking (which I think is just fun fan talk, not necessarily deep criticism), this was totally enjoyable. I can still see AA's point, though: they could've made this into a stand-alone celebration of the Doctor's 50 years, but instead it was pretty firmly rooted in the continuity of the current series... So I guess it was more of an extended regular episode with some extra dressing than a stand-alone special. But given that, I thought it was quite nicely done, certainly the best "big" episode ever since "Pandorica Opens / The Big Bang".

What is "Five(ish) Doctors", btw?

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 13:48 (ten years ago) link

I'm no big fan of Old Who but the Five-ish Doctors thing is HILARIOUS.

My take on Eccleston is that if he says yes to even one Doctor-related thing, next thing he'll be doing conventions and for him, that's probably VERY uncool.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Sunday, 24 November 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

The Five(ish) Doctors

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 13:59 (ten years ago) link

Three 80s doctors hadn't been approached to be in the special and Peter Davidson came up with an idea for an alternative special. Think he'd made a comment somewhere about if he wasn't going to be in the special he'd do one of his own.
I haven't seen the thing beyond the clip that was on the Afterparty but it looked like this was a comedy about the 3 aging actors trying to get involved. They've all greyed and 2 of them have thickened out somewhat as us mere mortals are wont to do over 3 decades.

Looked like it might be pretty watchable, but i don't think I get the red button option since I'm getting the channel on cable. I may download a few things from this weekend though.

Stevolende, Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:02 (ten years ago) link

I have to say that the biggest disappointment was they still haven't sacked Murray Gold... Especially after the episode started with the awesome original theme, it was pretty lame to hear his bombastic arrangements again. Like that "excitement music" (don't know if it has a name?) which I guess has at this point become the second theme of the show; I don't even think it's bad, I liked it the first time I heard it, but after that they've kept playing in every finale of every friggin' episode, so it's gotten really, really boring to hear that same riff again and again. If Gold is a composer, couldn't he, you know, compose some new music for a change?

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

I think it's 3/3 for the thickening, 4/3 if you count Colin Baker twice.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:09 (ten years ago) link

Five(ish) Doctors was entertaining, cameo-tastic, and occasionally very funny. It was a nice wee counterpoint to the earnestness of the real episode.

ailsa, Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

Damn, the BBC won't allow me to watch "Five(ish) Doctors" because I'm no in the UK... Is there any way to circumvent this?

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:16 (ten years ago) link

The BBC site, that is.

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:17 (ten years ago) link

Best LOL was Georgia Moffett being mithered by her dad while in the throes of labour.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:18 (ten years ago) link

Was her husband mithering her, no?

ailsa, Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:23 (ten years ago) link

Or her at him. I can't remember now, but David T was definitely on the phone to her going "hmmm I'm sure there's something else I should be talking to her about..."

ailsa, Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:24 (ten years ago) link

Tenant is Georgia's husband.

(Or was he just saying ma'am?)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:27 (ten years ago) link

No, she was mithering her husband because her dad had mithered her. She says something along the lines of "he promises if you do this one thing then he won't bother you again."

Rusty's part in it brought the lols.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

that was very good - liked the incidental music gag and Peter Jackson mucking in. jolly well done all round, what

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:28 (ten years ago) link

xposts, yes, I know, that's why I said "her husband".

ailsa, Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

I don't know if it was mentioned anywhere, but Sylveste McCoy was in a blockbuster Hollywood movie of The Hobbit.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:32 (ten years ago) link

He's the best thing about it though, boy should be proud.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 14:53 (ten years ago) link

Adam is AA

Tuomas that theme is called "I Am The Doctor" (yawn) tho tbf it is the only effective piece Gold has composed ever

ͼѾͽ (sic), Sunday, 24 November 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link

(BTW Edinburgh is showing this Monday-Friday in the cinema again, does anyone know if it'll be on in London on Monday or Tuesday?)

[...at a time that won't clash with the Radiophonic Workshop at Rough Trade on Monday, or Lance Parkin & Alan Moore on Tuesday?]

ͼѾͽ (sic), Sunday, 24 November 2013 15:15 (ten years ago) link

Oh right, it gets a repeat then?

WAsn't actually sure fi the local cinema actually did the show since the time seemed to be struck out when i checked it on my phone's internet. & I'm not sure if they had updated time at all, still had a message about not knowing what the time would be until after the 13th.

Might be tempted to go see it again there if it was. Struck me watching it on my too small tv that it might have actually been good to see it in large scale.

Stevolende, Sunday, 24 November 2013 15:21 (ten years ago) link

saw this in an absolutely sold out packed theater in SF at noon, great fun, I thought it was all it could have been and then some. Theater got a great Strax intro where he told people to turn their phones off and talked about popcorn screaming as it is eaten, plus a nice tennant/smith pair up describing 3d with barbs about chins and wrinkly old lines. Special itself was wonderful. But, who was the scientist girl? who was her sister supposed to have been? where did she get the scarf? I thought at the end perhaps from Baker's Doctor, but...

Scientist girl was Kate Lethbridge-Stewart's daughter. Sister was plot angst. She probably made the scarf herself because she is a Doctor groupie.

deX! (DJP), Sunday, 24 November 2013 15:54 (ten years ago) link

I enjoyed that well enough tho I was a little let down by Hurt's part - like I felt I had been set up for a warped, bitter and near-murderous doctor/anti-doctor, then got a likeable chatty old cove along for the romp. Ditto the save-the-children Gallifrey stuff - much more interested in the Time Lords as dreadful dalek-level shits, get a bit of weight behind the 'push the button' billie-bomb question.

woof, Sunday, 24 November 2013 15:55 (ten years ago) link

also, there seems to be an awfully big gulf between 'name of the doctor' and this. how come clara doesn't remember Hurt? what happened after that?

Clara never met that Doctor, as established at the end of The Name of the Doctor. Also, her memories of the time she spent as Clara fragments were hazy.

deX! (DJP), Sunday, 24 November 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link

I thought the beginning of the episode was excellent rompish nu-Who fun, especially the Doctor trash talking to a rabbit. And the thirteen-Doctor resolution was terrific, which was great seeing as the resolutions are usually the worst bit of any episode. It did sag quite a bit in the middle though, there was rather too much survivor guilt really, could have done with more tension given how high the stakes actually were.

The very beginning, with the original opening credits and the school, was an excellent touch, also yes Capaldi yes Tom Baker.

Matt DC, Sunday, 24 November 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

I'm not exactly clear on what was supposed to have happened between the Doctor arriving on Trenzalore and the beginning of this episode, though.

Scarf girl is potentially a really good recurring character, hope she comes back.

Matt DC, Sunday, 24 November 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

seems like a likely future companion, if they want to move away from the sexiness with Capaldi and go more toward 'older fatherly figure' and 'normal kid' rather than 'supple 20 yr old sexpot'.

akm, Sunday, 24 November 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

Quite a nice touch that Smith kept blaming Tennant for all the sexiness, there hasn't been much of that with his Doctor at all.

Odysseus Doctor is going to have a different feel from what we've had for a while, he's not just going to be ambling about getting into trouble. Somewhat wise for a show that's lacked direction in the last couple of years. That said, every time nu-Who has done Timelords they've been kind of terrible, maybe they always have been.

Matt DC, Sunday, 24 November 2013 17:36 (ten years ago) link

lol the rabbit bit was v funny

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 November 2013 18:36 (ten years ago) link

Five(ish) Doctors a total treat.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 November 2013 19:16 (ten years ago) link

just realised the companion face that breaks in at the end of Moffatt's nightmare must be Matthew Waterhouse

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Sunday, 24 November 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link

Does he write NO MORE in English on a wall in Arcadia? If so why? I thought Gallifreyan looked very different.

Stevolende, Sunday, 24 November 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link

He being the Doctor.

relationship between Kate and Osgood certainly looks a bit overfamiliar for boss & subordinate. &it does sound like Mum, Mum at the beginning of the show.

I missed the beginning image of the show when I watched it yesterday, currently watching the BBC3 repeat. Yeah very nice touch having the yard gate then the school at the beginning though I thought the 2 were pretty separate/distant in 1963.

Stevolende, Sunday, 24 November 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

It was translated for you by the TARDIS parked nearby

ͼѾͽ (sic), Sunday, 24 November 2013 19:59 (ten years ago) link

It's a sign pointing to Foreman's, not the gate. They're moderately close in 1988, walking distance anyway.

ͼѾͽ (sic), Sunday, 24 November 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link

and thinking "man I hope Adam went to the cinema for this, even his shrivelled heart couldn't have resisted this much joy and delight":

apologise to have underestimated you, dude.

― ͼѾͽ (sic), Monday, 25 November 2013 00:03 (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 20:22 (ten years ago) link

every time nu-Who has done Timelords they've been kind of terrible, maybe they always have been.

― Matt DC, Monday, 25 November 2013 04:36 (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they arguably slashed the show's viewership in the '80s (along with other factors)

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 24 November 2013 20:33 (ten years ago) link

Just re-watched the Ozwhat and Kate intro, geekette sez something like, "Sorry, it's your personal phone, but I recognized the ringtone" which sounds more formal boss-subordinate than child-parent to me.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Sunday, 24 November 2013 20:51 (ten years ago) link

planning to rewatch this afternoon

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 November 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link

I kind of forgot about the whole "ma'am"/"mum" thing so I retract the definitive statement re: glasses sidekick being Kate's daughter. I still think it's possible, though.

deX! (DJP), Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:06 (ten years ago) link

The BBC subtitles have her saying Ma'am. Also, when Osgood finds Lethbridge-Stewart alive and covered in Zygon goop she calls her Kate - which seems an unlikely thing for a daughter to do.

treefell, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:12 (ten years ago) link

I liked a lot about this but re: woof's post, the "what about the children" slo-mo maypole dancing or whatever was laughably bad.

Deafening silence (DL), Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:15 (ten years ago) link

when glasses realized that the Zygons were hiding under the sheets, it was so, so good

deX! (DJP), Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:17 (ten years ago) link

Just re-watched the Ozwhat and Kate intro, geekette sez something like, "Sorry, it's your personal phone, but I recognized the ringtone" which sounds more formal boss-subordinate than child-parent to me.

Yeah, and in a later scene where Oswald finds Stewart all covered in Zygon goo, she calls her "Kate", not "mum". (Presumably, assuming she's not her daughter, the direness of the situation makes her drop the formalities; if she were her daughter, that'd be an odd time to switch from "mum" to her proper name.)

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

(xpost with Treefell, ha!)

Tuomas, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:27 (ten years ago) link

the ma'am/mum discussion was had on skyfall as well, it's ma'am. there were some fanservice winks that i groaned at but many more i ate up gleefully, no idea if how that ratio holds for ppl that got the surely many more fanservice winks that sailed over my head. thought the way they worked in billie piper was alright (and i'm someone who looks at the rose stuff from afar w/ horror, it's definitely a huge impediment on me exploring the tennant era any further than the couple of episodes that i have). got a bit fanfiction at times but not as much as you might've feared. heavy xmas carol aspect to it and i could imagine some version of the doctor that worked as touched by an angel on the highway to heaven, the doctor using time travel to play this was yr life week after week. if this show had somehow been an american show for fifty years, occasionally changing it's nature and guise, i guarantee one of them would've been evangelical self improvement oprah pablum. matt smith really strong in this i thought, will be very sad to see him go. at the same time got such a charge out of seeing capaldi's lunatic eyes, do hope that means his doctor isn't neutered.

balls, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:31 (ten years ago) link

wondering what type of treaty the brits worked out w/ the zygons - did they give them australia? allow them to hang around and do whatever as long as they looked like human and then perhaps used prisoners as the living template?

balls, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:33 (ten years ago) link

Sentenced to ILX

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link

p. sure the government would be chilled about letting Zygons take over the general populace provided they all agreed to vote Tory at the next election and MPs were exempt

Windsor Davies, Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:36 (ten years ago) link

kardashians iirc

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 24 November 2013 22:55 (ten years ago) link

^ hahaha. I genuinely loved Rusty's bit on Five(ish) Doctors.

ailsa, Sunday, 24 November 2013 23:26 (ten years ago) link

^and the exposure of John Barrowman's secret life

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Sunday, 24 November 2013 23:54 (ten years ago) link

Missed the cast list, but I think Barrowman's secret wife was played by the lass who played Davison's daughter in At Home With The Braithwaites.

ailsa, Monday, 25 November 2013 00:03 (ten years ago) link

I never liked Colin Baker as the Doctor one bit, but he was great in the Five(ish) Doctors ("you really are from another planet, aren't you?").

Enjoyed DotD, but much like the rest of the episode, Tom Baker's presence didn't make any sense, but it reminded me a bit of Hartnell's own fragile turn in The Three Doctors. Quite moving.
Yeah, such a shame Ecclestone didn't do this. That would've been great, miserable sod. He's had a 'no Dr Who questions' clause added into his part in the publicity junkets for Thor 2 :(

hewing to the status quo with great zealotry (DavidM), Monday, 25 November 2013 00:07 (ten years ago) link

Has Davison done any writing for canonical Who? Because on the basis of "Five(ish)," I think he'd be great at a one-off, plus he'd be able to write himself, Colin Baker, and/or McCoy into it.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Monday, 25 November 2013 03:15 (ten years ago) link

eccleston's reaction to who is just bizarre and weird. I understand he didn't like something about someone; presumably all of tose people are long gone by now. if he didn't like the fan culture of the show, wtf did he think he was signing up for? really just seems like a bastard in retrospect and it's hard for me to enjoy his season now when I watch it.

akm, Monday, 25 November 2013 05:09 (ten years ago) link

It stings a little because I'm a huge fan of his portrayal of The Doctor. The least he could have done was be in the regeneration scene at the end. It's not even the same thing as when Nimoy got fed up with the Star Trek nerds, the show was already this big iconic cross-media thing with a fandom by the time 2005 came around.

Oh well, Capaldi is a huge fan and I have a feeling he'll be the best Nu-Who Doctor yet (especially if someone can talk Moffat into stepping down as the showrunner).

Viceroy, Monday, 25 November 2013 05:54 (ten years ago) link

the show was already this big iconic cross-media thing with a fandom by the time 2005 came around.

You, er, remember this period rather differently than I do.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 25 November 2013 07:20 (ten years ago) link

on one hand, i get that he's just an actor, that he's worried about the doctor who association damaging his future work, that he's probably a massive introvert etc etc. on the other, by creating this enormous eccleston shaped hole right across the 50th anniversary he's undoubtedly made things harder for himself. i'm convinced he'll regret this in a few years.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 November 2013 07:43 (ten years ago) link

I can't help thinking that there might be other people who may in some slight way share the responsibilty for that hole - of course there's no way to know really who they are.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 25 November 2013 08:07 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, it's weird. I would sorta understand if he was like, "playing the Doctor was a mistake, I don't want to be associated with this sort of pop culture icon, and I don't like the geeky fans". But after that, he's had major roles in movies based on G.I. Joe, The Dark Is Rising, and Thor, so either he's a masochist, or he has no problem with geekish pop culture. And if he's worried the specific association with the Doctor could damage his career, well, I don't think he should be; if you would ask the fans of the current show which actor they think of when they think of Doctor, I think most would say Tennant (or Smith), not Eccleston.

(xpost)

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 08:10 (ten years ago) link

xp yeah. i also wonder whether his refusal to discuss doctor who in the thor interviews is more that he's simply not allowed to (although i don't know the facts here).

also, this from last year: http://www.blastr.com/2012/08/matt_smith_really_really.php

He (Christopher Eccleston) also spoke with real warmth and enthusiasm about the character of the Doctor and what a real joy of a character it is to play. In response to a question about whether he felt he'd taken the character as far as he could he (very tellingly) said he felt that one series isn't enough to get under the skin of the character and that if he'd had two or three series he'd have developed the role considerably. He said that if you looked at the other Doctors (with the exception of Tom Baker) you can see them working out how to play the character through their first series because it's such a complex and challenging role. He said several times that there was more for him to do with the character.

the full 40 min interview (which i cbf sitting through) is here: http://www.nationaltheatre.org.uk/video/christopher-eccleston-in-conversation-0

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 November 2013 08:13 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I remember fans in Other Places talking about the interview and Chris' imminent return to the fold on the strength of his words. I get the impression that he doesn't cope well with big personality producers - the issue behind him leaving was either to do with Rusty or Julie Gardner and about how they treated people who the considered beneath them. All the implication this time is that he got quite far negotiating being in the special but something personal happened with someone (presumably Moffatt) and that's why he didn't want to be part of it.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 25 November 2013 08:22 (ten years ago) link

cant wait for the moffat era book to be written

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 November 2013 08:24 (ten years ago) link

seriously, every unanswered question i have about the doctor atm concerns all the recent behind-the-scenes guff

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 November 2013 08:25 (ten years ago) link

potentially huge xmas spoilers (addresses recent discussion itt but can't say how obv): http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/doctor-who-christmas-spoilers-matt-2847509

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 November 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link

I'm not gonna read that, but my theory for the Christmas special is that, since Smith was revealed to be 12th and not the 11th incarnation, he can't regenerate anymore. So the "body" of the Doctor seen in "The Name of the Doctor" really is Smith's body; he actually dies in the Christmas special, leaving his body behind on Trenzalore. This would explain why, when Clara jumped inside the "body", she was only shown helping the Doctors up until Smith, but not any Doctor after him. The "body" didn't contain any information on future Doctors because it wasn't some future Doctor's body, it was Smith's. The Capaldi Doctor then comes into existence via some timey wimey magic, not through a regeneration. This would also mean that the ending of "The Day of the Doctor" is not contradictory anymore: the Doctor does really die on Trenzalore, but the museum curator also is a retired Doctor from the distant future. The dead Doctor and the curator Doctor are simply two different persons.

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 10:42 (ten years ago) link

32 days until i stab myself to death with a ballpoint pen

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 November 2013 10:50 (ten years ago) link

what i'd love is for capaldi to appear and go 'fuck it, let's find a haunted house'

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 November 2013 10:51 (ten years ago) link

Tuomas' theory is kind of unlikely, as it still being The Doctor is all the show has to hang its hat on in that respect. Smith is supposedly 13 anyway if "10.5" counts, which apparently Moffatt does.

It's obvious though, isn't it? If Gallifrey still exists then the Matrix still exists and if the Matrix still exists then the Doctor can be given more lives by the High Chancellor as in the Five Doctors, job done, bosh.

I'm looking forward to the Doctor keeping the painting Gallifrey Falls/No More in his Fortress of Solitude and little Kryptonians coming out of it to help him in his adventures. Maybe sometimes he could put himself in the painting and have adventures on the surface of Arcadia, maybe fight soem baddies. Oh wait, that's the Bottle City of Kandor.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 25 November 2013 10:54 (ten years ago) link

Curious now - what was the massive spoiler mentioned a week or so back?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 25 November 2013 11:12 (ten years ago) link

Tom Baker's appearance, I believe.

ailsa, Monday, 25 November 2013 11:15 (ten years ago) link

yep

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 November 2013 11:19 (ten years ago) link

Tuomas' theory is kind of unlikely, as it still being The Doctor is all the show has to hang its hat on in that respect.

I didn't mean Capaldi won't be the Doctor, obviously he'll still retain the memories of the earlier Doctors, but he just won't a regeneration of Smith. Maybe Capaldi is an alternate universe Doctor snatched from his own timeline, maybe the Doctor's consciousness is transferred to a new body... I'm sure they can come up with some explanation for it.

It's obvious though, isn't it? If Gallifrey still exists then the Matrix still exists and if the Matrix still exists then the Doctor can be given more lives by the High Chancellor as in the Five Doctors, job done, bosh.

It seems to me that search for Gallifrey will be a plot that's spared for season 8. I can't imagine they'll be able to fit the Doctor's death and rebirth, the conclusion of the Silence storyline, and the Doctor rediscovering Gallifrey in one Christmas special.

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 11:31 (ten years ago) link

Haha, that would make him the Valeyard. Awesome. Moffatt said previously it's already been explained and we have all missed it - but then he's untrustworthy so who knows. It'll just be a made-up throwaway inconsistent thing in the end anyway, you know it will.

I'm assuming the Christmas special has to take place between the end of the last series and the anniversary special, because that just ends with the "less than shadows" trapped in the Doctor's timestream watching previous incarnations running about. It then jumps to them being out in the anniversary show, everything being fine and Clara being a teacher.

The High Chancellor thing doesn't have to happen before the end, it can happen at the end of the next series and Moffatt will say it was in place at the time therefore it's retrospectively allowed and belm everyone.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:24 (ten years ago) link

I'm assuming the Christmas special has to take place between the end of the last series and the anniversary special

How is that possible? Hasn't it been stated that the Christmas special is the episode where the Capaldi Doctor will be introduced? So how can it take place before the anniversary special, where Smith is still the Doctor?

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link

wibbley-wobbley-timey-wimey

Or something.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 25 November 2013 12:32 (ten years ago) link

Smith is supposedly 13 anyway if "10.5" counts, which apparently Moffatt does.

I haven't seen the episode where the regenration limit was stated, but according to Wikipedia it's said that the Doctor can regenerate 12 times, meaning that he can have 13 different incarnations. So if the 10.5 counts, it means the Smith Doctor has regenerated 12 times, so he can do it no more.

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link

What is there to conclude about the Silence story?

I thought it was a reasonably clear dodge regarding the regenerations when River gave him all of hers in Let's Kill Hitler.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 25 November 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

Actually, given that Moffat loves to tie small details in earlier episodes into his plots, who's to say the Capaldi Doctor isn't actually the guy from Pompeii who he played in that earlier episode, with the Doctor's consciousness transferred to his body or something? Then they'd have a neat explanation for the fact that the new Doctor just happens to look like a random Roman he met earlier.

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 12:44 (ten years ago) link

What is there to conclude about the Silence story?

Well, it still remains unclear why exactly the Silence wanted to kill the Doctor, and why they blew up the Tardis. And the prophecy quoted by the fat guy at the end of season 6 mentioned that the Silence were somehow tied to what happens to the Doctor on Tenzalore. But we didn't see them in "The Name of the Doctor", nor was the prophecy properly explained, so I think that's still to come in the Christmas episode.

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 12:47 (ten years ago) link

I thought it was a reasonably clear dodge regarding the regenerations when River gave him all of hers in Let's Kill Hitler.

IIRC River just used his regenerative powers to bring him back from death, I don't think it was ever stated he gained any extra regenerations from that. Though I guess they could still use that as way of explaining why the 12 regeneration limit doesn't apply anymore, if they want to take that route.

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 12:50 (ten years ago) link

lol 12 regeneration limit doesn't apply anymore because it was just some shit made up on the hoof back when the time of crossing that bridge wd have seemed unimaginably distant.

In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 25 November 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link

I don't understand how people are counting such that Matt Smith's Doctor is actually the 13th and not the 12th

deX! (DJP), Monday, 25 November 2013 14:20 (ten years ago) link

Did you see that programme that was on on Saturday night yet?

Stevolende, Monday, 25 November 2013 14:21 (ten years ago) link

He's the 12th... But Tennant Doctor used one of his regenerations in the 4th season finale, which resulted in Doctor-Donna, so that apparently means Smith has no regenerations left (if 12 is the limit).

(xpost)

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 14:25 (ten years ago) link

So basically Tennant used two regenerations... I haven't watched the old Dr. Who episodes, so I don't know whether the rule is that he can only have 12 regenerations (in which case Smith can't regenerate anymore), or if it's that he can only have 13 different incarnations (in which case Smith could still regenerate into Capaldi, if Doctor-Donna doesn't count as proper incarnation, and Capaldi would be the last incarnation).

Though obviously all this is just fan speculation, I'm not sure if the whole 12/13 limit has even been mentioned during the rebooted series?

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

You're talking about the leftover regeneration energy from the transition from 9 to 10 that was stored inside of a severed hand kept inside a stasis chamber, which does not actually count as a regeneration IMO

deX! (DJP), Monday, 25 November 2013 14:29 (ten years ago) link

Or are you talking about when the Dalek shot him and he started to regenerate but then shut it off before it could happen but after he'd healed himself, AKA Yet Another Stupid Bullshit Movie Pulled By Rusty?

deX! (DJP), Monday, 25 November 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

Okay, I caved in and read the Mirror article, and it seems Moffat indeed thinks Smith is the last of the 13 incarnations:

(SPOILERS!!!)

Asked about the Christmas episode and the regeneration of Doctor Who, Moffat confirmed Matt was the 13th Doctor and told the Mirror: "The 12 regenerations limit is a central part of Doctor Who mythology - science fiction is all about rules, you can't just casually break them.
"So if the Doctor can never change again, what's Peter Capaldi doing in the Christmas special?"

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 14:33 (ten years ago) link

fukkin Rusty

deX! (DJP), Monday, 25 November 2013 14:36 (ten years ago) link

yeah was just thinking this

What happened to the regeneration energy that came from Tennant's chopped off hand in the regeneration episode for him, did that get used by the Master or something? Or was that what was fueling Donna? Not got this straight .

Does that actually explain anything re this?

I thought that 2 regenerations thing was a convention that had been discounted. Seems odd taht he 's sticking hard and fast to that doesn't it?

Anyway will find out at Xmas. Anybody know when the actual Capaldi series begins?

Stevolende, Monday, 25 November 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

12 regeneration

Stevolende, Monday, 25 November 2013 14:38 (ten years ago) link

What happened to the regeneration energy that came from Tennant's chopped off hand in the regeneration episode for him, did that get used by the Master or something? Or was that what was fueling Donna? Not got this straight .

That was what was fueling Donna; Torchwood picked up the hand and put it into a stasis chamber, which the Doctor took back from them, which Donna touched and accidentally created that carbon-copy half-human Doctor with and implanted Time Lord stuff into her mind.

deX! (DJP), Monday, 25 November 2013 14:41 (ten years ago) link

TBH I think they might get something cool out of this plotline; if the Doctor know he can't regenerate anymore, the stakes should be higher than they were with the previous Doctors. I just hope that whatever solution they come up with to bypass his mortality is some cool sci-fi idea and not the "power of love saves all" thing that's been done to death by this point.

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

FYI they won't get something cool out of this plotline, it will be a bag of nonsense.

deX! (DJP), Monday, 25 November 2013 14:46 (ten years ago) link

science fiction is all about rules, you can't just casually break them.

this fuckin guy

In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 25 November 2013 14:47 (ten years ago) link

That was what was fueling Donna; Torchwood picked up the hand and put it into a stasis chamber, which the Doctor took back from them, which Donna touched and accidentally created that carbon-copy half-human Doctor with and implanted Time Lord stuff into her mind.

IIRC the energy from the Doctor's interrupted regeneration in the season 4 finale goes into the hand, Donna then touches hand the hand, and the hand becomes a human/Time Lord hybrid Doctor, and Donna becomes a Time Lord/human too, or something. So I guess creating two half Time Lords consumes enough regeneration energy for one full regeneration to be deducted from the Doctor's total of 12.

(Also, it was implied in "The End of Time" that Donna will eventually become the mysterious Time Lady seen throughout that episode, so it seems she keeps the Time Lord essence she got from Tennant.)

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

science fiction is all about rules, you can't just casually break them.

no you must break them with great gusto and hand-waving and aplomb.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 25 November 2013 14:54 (ten years ago) link

FYI they won't get something cool out of this plotline, it will be a bag of nonsense.

I guess that's possible... But at least the basic concept that the Doctor can't rely on regeneration anymore, that he's now fully mortal, feels like its worth exploring.

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 14:56 (ten years ago) link

Time Lords have always been fully mortal, since the first episode in which they appeared, before regeneration per se was invented

(Troughton says they're "basically immortal, barring accidents")

ͼѾͽ (sic), Monday, 25 November 2013 15:04 (ten years ago) link

the regeneration limit was obviously originally a one line toss off but it's one absolutely everyone remembers and has hung onto; no way moffatt was going to ignore it, but obviously the show is going to continue. I don't see why anyone would be disappointed or surprised that this is coming up (I'm a little surprised they're counting the tennant regeneration though).

akm, Monday, 25 November 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link

"(Also, it was implied in "The End of Time" that Donna will eventually become the mysterious Time Lady seen throughout that episode, so it seems she keeps the Time Lord essence she got from Tennant.)"

I never got that implication at all. I believe that mysterious time lady was meant to be the doctor's mother.

akm, Monday, 25 November 2013 15:18 (ten years ago) link

(Also, it was implied in "The End of Time" that Donna will eventually become the mysterious Time Lady seen throughout that episode, so it seems she keeps the Time Lord essence she got from Tennant.)

No it wasnt, just the opposite in fact because it was said outright that if she ever became vaguely Timey again she would go mad instantly.

Also as the Master showed in the combined plots of Deadly Assassin/Keeper of Traken then running out of regenerations isn't necessarily a problem, so taking up a new body can be done - but it appears it will end up looking like your last one.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 25 November 2013 15:20 (ten years ago) link

um, did we change this thread's position on spoilers while i wasn't looking? i mean i know this mirror thing is still at the level of rumours rather than spoilers but this kind of isn't... in keeping... with how this thread usually works.

thighs without a face (c sharp major), Monday, 25 November 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

i mean, i fucking love spoilers, but i have always considered this thread an oasis of linking-offboard and gloomy references to what spoilers might be contained elsewhere.

thighs without a face (c sharp major), Monday, 25 November 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

(Also, it was implied in "The End of Time" that Donna will eventually become the mysterious Time Lady seen throughout that episode, so it seems she keeps the Time Lord essence she got from Tennant.)

No it wasnt, just the opposite in fact because it was said outright that if she ever became vaguely Timey again she would go mad instantly.

At the end of the episode there's a scene where Wilfred asks the Doctor who the Time Lady is; the Doctor doesn't answer anything, but we see that he's looking wistfully at Donna. I don't think there's any other way of interpreting that scene than that the Time Lady is her. (And I don't remember there being any hints that she's the Doctor's mother, how was that implied?)

Yeah, it was also said the Timey stuff would drive her mad, but I guess she just eventually got over that? Donna being her would also explain why the Time Lady uses such a familiar tone when talking to Wilfred, calling her "old soldier" and all...

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 15:27 (ten years ago) link

It's a Rusty serial, everyone looks wistfully at everything.

<looks wistfully at teapot>

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Monday, 25 November 2013 15:33 (ten years ago) link

but we see that he's looking wistfully at Donna. I don't think there's any other way of interpreting that scene than that the Time Lady is her.

lol, I have seen other ppl arguing IN THE LAST HALF HOUR that bcz of that look, she couldn't possibly be anyone other than Susan

*looks wistfully at radiator*

ͼѾͽ (sic), Monday, 25 November 2013 15:35 (ten years ago) link

Well yeah, but since there were no other answers to the question of who the Time Lady was, and since that wistful loo came immediately after Wilfred's question, I took it had some signifigance.

(xpost)

lol, I have seen other ppl arguing IN THE LAST HALF HOUR that bcz of that look, she couldn't possibly be anyone other than Susan

Who's Susan, and why would the Doctor's look imply it's her?

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

*looks wistfully at loo*

ͼѾͽ (sic), Monday, 25 November 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

Sorry about that. But I still don't get why the wistful look would signify the Time Lady is some random character who doesn't even appear in that series (I assume "Susan" is someone from some old Who series)?

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 15:41 (ten years ago) link

I seriously can't

deX! (DJP), Monday, 25 November 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

Tuom As Victorious

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 25 November 2013 16:32 (ten years ago) link

Guys you know they're just going to handwave that regeneration issue away with some Tardis magic or something, right? Really it's enough that the Doctor *thinks* he's on his last regeneration.

Matt DC, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link

Tuomas, the first episode is 25 minutes or less, you might enjoy it

ͼѾͽ (sic), Monday, 25 November 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link

So Susan is in the first episode? Yeah, I've been thinking of watching it one of these days... Is it a self-contained episode?

I'd still love to hear this theory how the Doctor's glance means the Time Lady is Susan...?

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link

Hope it is something that is arrived at through a process fo character development etc rather than something arriving purely deus ex machina.

Really am wondering what Capaldi is going to look like as the Doctor and what personality quirks he''ll bring. Can't be too closely related to Malcolm presumably or he'd be getting typecast. But outside of Neverwhere and that I still can't really think what I've seen him in.

Stevolende, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link

Sorry, I was talking about the regeneration problem, should have edited that accordingly

Stevolende, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

Susan is the grand-daughter in the first series. Was she left behind on the earth after they'd foiled the Dalek invasion? Anyway, seemed to be the first time they'd really been parted in centuries or something.

The first 4 episodes were shown on BBC3 last week. Interesting to see the quirks the doctor had at the time.

Stevolende, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:13 (ten years ago) link

Okay, I remember reading about the grand-daughter... But does that mean the Doctor has a wife (before River) and kids too? Why are they never mentioned?

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

One of the quirks of the series I suppose. It's never been in doubt that Susan really is his granddaughter though. There was also this:

During World War II, the Ninth Doctor encountered Dr Constantine, taking care of carriers of the Empty Child plague, who told the Doctor, "Before this war began, I was a father and a grandfather. Now I’m neither. But I’m still a doctor." The Doctor replied, "Yeah. I know the feeling."

Windsor Davies, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:17 (ten years ago) link

because no one ever bothered to mention it or talk about the Doctor in the context of relationships until the 1996 TV movie

deX! (DJP), Monday, 25 November 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxRX6LXDpWs

hatcat marnell (suzy), Monday, 25 November 2013 17:20 (ten years ago) link

capaldi was pretty great in the hour.

balls, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link

I don't think they wee introduced. the first possible wife in the series itself was am Aztec princess in the Hartnell era I think. Think that was one of the statistics in the K9 runthrough in the Afterparty on Saturday, can't remember it being completed outside of taht.

But when the Doctor is first introduced it's because this grand-daughter is being seen as an odd pupil at school which is why a pair of teachers go looking for their home. Susan is using the surname Foreman which is what the pair address the Dr as, which I think leads to the first usage of the coupling Dr Who.
& from what I remember the teachers have to go to a place that's a bit out of the way from the school, possibly a shady part of town so the beginning of the Anniversary episode is a bit misrepresentative when there's a sign for Foreman's yard right next to the school.

Stevolende, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link

sorry first line of that is talking about any kind of Gallifreyan family outside of the ''grand-daughter' who is the first female timelord or presumably has to be retrofit to be.

Probably just an easy way of explaining why an old man is around with a young female?

I heard that the actress wasn't quite so young and innocent, had been a glamour model and was a little older than the 15 she was playing. But that's nothing new is it?

Stevolende, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

lol 'granddaughter' that was totally some afterthought which the original programme makers took about three weeks to forget about.

In times of osterity, these Eton-educated poshboys (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 25 November 2013 17:41 (ten years ago) link

Really am wondering what Capaldi is going to look like as the Doctor and what personality quirks he''ll bring. Can't be too closely related to Malcolm presumably or he'd be getting typecast. But outside of Neverwhere and that I still can't really think what I've seen him in.

Well he plays a government official in Torchwood...

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 25 November 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link

and a Roman in Doctor Who

is a bit misrepresentative when there's a sign for Foreman's yard right next to the school.

as I said upthread, it's a sign pointing to the street that the yard is on, not the actual sign. it's walking distance in both Unearthly Child (1963) and Remembrance (1988).

Tuomas - the first episode ends on a cliffhanger, but is self-contained; the following three episodes are a different story.

ͼѾͽ (sic), Monday, 25 November 2013 17:43 (ten years ago) link

anyway

HEY EVERYONE HOW FUCKING GREAT WAS THIS EPISODE

The extra bits in the cinema before the show started!

Tennant and Smith bantering together!

Adorable little in-jokes for the casualest of fans (Osgood's scarf), to the Target era readers (also heartwarming shout-outs to Terrance Dicks, probably the second biggest populariser of Who in its 50 years ["never cruel or cowardly," "wheezing, groaning sound"), to the hardest-core of nerds (making the Time War fit a Lance Parkin EDA, apparently. also reparation for the EDA fans disenfranchisement in favour of companions McGann has actually worked with in Night Of)!

A story that begins in media res, ends with explicit foreshadowing, and yet has a full self-contained structure that explains everything a one-off viewer needs to know to follow it!

Every single telly Doctor, with two of the non-participants in new bits anyway! (William Russell doing Hartnell's voice, apparently, and I think an outtake of Eccleston? Maybe?)

Lots of clever timey-wimey solutions that were very carefully pitched and paced so that children could figure them out before the Doctors and Clara did, and feel engaged and encouraged!

Historical jokes! Theme park England jokes! Zygon jokes! Bunny jokes!

For all the setting up that the Doctor of the Time War, whether McGann or Eccleston in our eight years of head-theorising, or Hurt during the last six months, would be twisted and damaged by the War, we don't get a miserable, end-of-his-tether old man as out only view of The War Doctor - instead, Hurt gets to go on a REAL, PROPER Doctor Who adventure!

Moffat keeping the anniversary formula of the older Doctors rolling their damn eyes at the differences in behaviour of the later ones, but subverting this by having it been a Doctor who's never even had a character established to be contradicted!

The Capaldi moment! People cheered in the cinema. Less than a second of a Doctor who's NEVER been seen before, at all, and Moffat has people CHEERING.

How admirably the budget was stretched by only having about three minutes of screen time with more than the featured cast of the episode, yet it still feeling full and busy and chock-full of new and not quite old characters.

Tennant being great! RTD is my second-least favourite era of Who ever, and Tennant's performance by the end was a huge part of that, so it was a delight to enjoy him prancing about and mugging. (And even more so that his catchphrases and tropes got lovingly zinged.)

THE CURATOR. The roundels on the wall were priming SOMETHING, then parts of the cinema gasped on the first, voice-only line, more ooh-ed at the back of his head, and then another cluster murmured and laughed at his full reveal.

^ this not just being fanservice, or nerdbaiting, or a bone to old non-fan-but-dedicated viewers, but a glorious, gleeful "who gives a fuck?" to the tedium of the 'regeneration limit' discussions. Even if he does address the latter in the next year, we've still been given uncountable future Doctors to wonder about, in a nebulous and creative way.

A UNIT dating controversy joke in the same episode where Moffat upends the very notion of being able to LIST THE DOCTORS! A wonderful victory for imagination over dull-minded categorising.

Billie being in it for people who like her, and NOT BEING ROSE!

^this maybe even being another clever Moff nod to previous anniversaries, with the fake Jamie and Zoe in Five Doctors

Clara getting to solve stuff now that she's an actual character

The wonderful, remarkable balance between a romp of an adventure, a resolution of lots of nu-Who continuity, nods and inclusion of classic Who in non-sore-toe manner, even some good old nerdy anniversary box-ticking.

Tom being the one old actor to appear, when he'd been the holdout last time proper. Aw!


GUYS THIS WAS A JOYOUS CELEBRATION OF DOCTOR WHO AND 80 MINUTES OF ROLLICKING FUN

ͼѾͽ (sic), Monday, 25 November 2013 17:50 (ten years ago) link

Billie being in it for people who like her, and NOT BEING ROSE!

this, along with the intraDoctor banter, was my favorite thing

deX! (DJP), Monday, 25 November 2013 17:54 (ten years ago) link

I loved that she was invisible to Tennant so none of the doe-eyed wub pish.

ailsa, Monday, 25 November 2013 18:05 (ten years ago) link

"And I don't remember there being any hints that she's the Doctor's mother, how was that implied?)"

actually it wasn't;

http://tardis.wikia.com/wiki/The_Woman_(The_End_of_Time)

Davies meant her to be his mother, but also said interpretations of her being Susan or Romana were also valid. So there was no definitive answer but she certainly wasn't Donna.

akm, Monday, 25 November 2013 18:45 (ten years ago) link

also sic's rundown is great. I'm surprised there are any grumblings about this episode. it hit all the marks it needed to and was incredible fun.

akm, Monday, 25 November 2013 19:05 (ten years ago) link

this thread has been defined by grumbling since somewhere around the midway point of season 6

(is it weird that I think of nu-Who in seasons but old-Who strictly by Doctor/companion combo?)

deX! (DJP), Monday, 25 November 2013 19:06 (ten years ago) link

I blame you all.
I just re-watched The End of Time to look at this Time Lady stuff.
It is so bad - reminded me why I was so glad to see the back of RTD and Tennant in the end.

treefell, Monday, 25 November 2013 20:32 (ten years ago) link

Davies meant her to be his mother, but also said interpretations of her being Susan or Romana were also valid. So there was no definitive answer but she certainly wasn't Donna.

Well if that was intention, then Davies or whoever directed that episode fucked it up, because

1) there were absolutely no hints of the Time Lady being any character we'd me before,

2) except for a scene where the Doctor is asked who she is, and he reacts to the question by looking at Donna meaningfully.

So regardless of what they intended, the only solution to the Time Lady's identity based on what's in the actual episode is that she's Donna. Personally I like that interpretation, because there's enough evidence for it in the text (the Doctor never removed the Time Lord part from Donna, he just made her forget about it), and it'd also mean the crappy ending Donna was given (not being able to remember saving the universe or anything else she did with the Doctor) will eventually be reversed.

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link

"enough evidence" = "enough support"

Tuomas, Monday, 25 November 2013 21:05 (ten years ago) link

sic your glee fills me with joy

I didn't get to rewatch yesterday but I've saved it on my dvr so there will be rewatching, oh yes, there will be

SANDSHOES AND GRANDDAD

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 November 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

tuomas you are the only person who has ever watched this who thought it was donna.

akm, Monday, 25 November 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

please collect your prize at the door

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 25 November 2013 21:52 (ten years ago) link

this thread has been defined by grumbling since somewhere around the midway point of season 6

that's when moffat's aggrandising left the planet iirc.

i don't even mind all the clever plotting and astronomical-stakes arcs (when they work), but i keep seeing people i know drift away from this show, partly because they're confused and partly because they're bored. my geek friends are satisfied.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 25 November 2013 21:56 (ten years ago) link

Something I lost track of: in the Zygon/human negotiations, when the one Osgood gives the other Osgood the inhaler, which one is which?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 01:29 (ten years ago) link

they don't know which is which, hence they are generous to one another, that's... the point...?

thighs without a face (c sharp major), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 01:34 (ten years ago) link

I thought we knew fairly certainly which one had the inhaler at that point, i.e. when the Zygon first took Osgood's form?

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 01:38 (ten years ago) link

I'm confused by Osgood, having thought she was alternately Tom Baker's Doctor in disguise, a Letherbridge-Stewart and Clara's sister.

I'm not even sure where the last one came from (Osgood Oswald?) and none of them seem to be correct.

The internets says there was a UNIT Sgt called Osgood.

Anyway as someone says upthread she'd be good companion material.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 01:58 (ten years ago) link

Osgood with the inhaler is human

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link

Then she gave it to the Zygon who shared it back, I think.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 03:21 (ten years ago) link

Human starts with it
Zygon steaks it
Human trips Zygon, takes it back
Human offers it to Zygon later

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link

Fucking autocorrect

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 04:48 (ten years ago) link

Ta, DJP.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 04:53 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, it's the human Osgood who had the inhaler. I've read some net comments saying this implies she knows she's the real Osgood, but keeps quiet about it. That makes no sense to me, because if their memories are erased, they shouldn't remember whether it was the original or the copy who ended up with the inhaler. (Like C Sharp Major, I interpreted that scene simply as a sign of generosity.)

Though TBH the whole memory erasing thing makes little sense if you think about it: Stewart says the erasing machines wipe the memory of your visit to the Black Archive... But that shouldn't be enough to make anyone forget whether they were a human or a Zygon, since they're still gonna remember the day before the visit, when they were either a human or a Zygon. In order for the memory thing to work, the machine should wipe their entire memories right down to childhood... But in that case everyone in that room should be awfully confused, and certainly not capable of having any negotiations.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 07:41 (ten years ago) link

The Doctors specifically calibrate the mind-wiper to only hold for a few hours, as opposed to the default setting of forever. Why would you think they can't also calibrate it to wipe the particular memories of identity, since they announce that's what they've done?

ͼѾͽ (sic), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 09:47 (ten years ago) link

Once again a reminder: this is a fantasy show which calls its magic wands "sonic screwdrivers" - literally no-one has ever said "Of course! They reversed the polarity!" about any plot solutions.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:37 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I know that, but I still expect any sci-fi story to play by the rules set in the story itself, otherwise its cheating. So when a story introduces a device that explicitly mentioned to do something (erase all the memories regarding a specific period of time), and the it does something different (selectively erase some memories while leaving other memories from the same time period intact) with no proper explanation, it feels dodgy to me. (And I don't like the sonic screwdriver being able to do whatever the script demands either.)

Tuomas, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:45 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, they didn't wipe people's memories completely, otherwise they wouldn't have been able to have the discussions about the treaty at all. All they did was implement a 'veil of ignorance' about identity. When Osgood takes out the inhaler, that tells them she is the human Osgood, but they decide not to tell for the sake of peace.

Sometimes I wonder about how people find stuff so hard to follow when they're explicitly told what's happening in the programme. However, I can't really talk, as I was semi-convinced that all the blathering about dreams at the end meant that the whole special was a manifested dream of Smith and fragment-Clara still trapped in his timeline. But I guess that's because I *really* don't like the idea of Gallifrey being retconned back into existence.

Still, it was a fun romp for the most part.

emil.y, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

xp It's more whatever the script demands within reason - being able to modify the application of an already-impossible technology without changing the impossible part is a reasonable use.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 12:57 (ten years ago) link

I liked the tshirts taht various people were wearing between the Afterparty and at least a couple of the Five(ish) Doctors
https://forbiddenplanet.com/?q=doctor+t-shirt+costume
is that a bit geeky?

Do like the 3rd & 4th Doctor ones especially. Look pretty detailed too or at least in the area that you can see.

Also wondering what the nature of the 3D picture is, if it has a visible edge. Like if it is only that which you can see in the picture at the time pictured. Assume it must be and have come across similar concept before taht had things like that. So it is very much xerox of sight like, like a photograph but taken with different technology & wider angle lens/ field of vision.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link

going back to the "are the stasis pictures real" thing with ruminations based on rewatching last night at movie theater (which btw was fun and reconfirmed that I never, ever, EVER want to go to a convention, ever; no one wanted to fuck Tom Baker back in the day, right?):

It makes the most sense to me that the images in the stasis pictures are copies of a moment in time? Otherwise, Gallifrey wouldn't actually be lost; in fact, in the story it's explicitly said that they stuck the planet in a random side dimension and they aren't sure exactly where it is. So, I think everything in the picture is a copy EXCEPT for the Doctors and Clara and the Dalek they use to blow out the glass is a copy of an invading Dalek.

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

(I mean seriously though, the kids sitting next to me were squeeing so hard every time David Tennant said anything that I wanted to hand them some wet wipes and hand sanitizer)

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:37 (ten years ago) link

am guessing the arc for the capaldi's first season will be finding/saving gallifrey though maybe that will stay on the back burner

balls, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:39 (ten years ago) link

I realized that I don't care so much about Gallifrey returning as I do about Romana popping back up. In my mind, she's tied to Gallifrey since she ended up as President of the High Council in the books but the show hasn't followed up on that, so there's no need to bring the planet back in order for her to reappear.

I'm ready for nu-Who to try a full-on historical, too.

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:43 (ten years ago) link

Well, I wonder if, once regenerated, Capaldi's take on the character will involve a shift in motivation from that shown with Smith?

BRIEF MUSICAL INTERLUDE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OamwmcGuP0A

hatcat marnell (suzy), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 13:51 (ten years ago) link

This was fun but what really delighted me was that Delia Derbyshire appeared in the credits </pvmic>

not a player-hater i just hate a lot (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 14:30 (ten years ago) link

You'd think one of the Daleks would have shouted "HANG ON! GALLIFREY'S GONE! STOP EXTERMINATING!"

^stop that^ (onimo), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 15:17 (ten years ago) link

Saw this, last night in 3D, and wow yeah it was a great time! DEFINITELY glad i saw it in 3D, it really seemed to be written with that specifically in mind.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

The biggest problem with Dan's theorising is that then the Gallifrey-hiding version only either makes a copy (if it's based on the camera) or puts it in an existing picture (which doesn't appear to exist and/or is contradicted by the dialogue). They say Gallifrey is hidden as a 'sliver of time', which is the same way the Doctor describes the painting at the outset.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link

no one wanted to fuck Tom Baker back in the day, right

dude

ͼѾͽ (sic), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 16:02 (ten years ago) link

I'm talking about the "HE'S OOGLY" brigade, who seemed to surround us in the movie theater and couldn't stop their longing sighs every time Tennant appeared on screen

but my takeaway from your reaction is that decision I made at 11 to avoid Who fandom was a good one

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 16:05 (ten years ago) link

btw halfway through The Five(ish) Doctors and this is seriously the best fucking thing

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link

Five(ish) Doctors was hilarious- really well played. I could see these guys doing at least another couple of these.

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:11 (ten years ago) link

The hiding-Gallifrey-so-the-Daleks-all-shoot-each-other play was basically just a massive version of how the Doctor took down the Weeping Angels at the end of Blink.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

xxpost -- It's so goddamn great. Watched it again last night after I got back from the theater, nobody gets out alive from that thing.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

It made sense with the angels as they'd be locked as soon as they saw each other (though a bit of me thinks they *should* be able to look at each other without freezing) but this "Oh no we're all killing each other! Fuck it let's keep going until we're all dead!" doesn't seem like something the Daleks would fall for.

^stop that^ (onimo), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

so awesome that Peter Davison dreams about Janet Fielding, I feel like we are brothers

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

Can I also say how maddening it was that Night of the Doctor was so short? It could easily and probably should have been a full episode. I really enjoyed seeing McGann briefly and would not mind at all if they started running an 8th Doctor series.

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 17:25 (ten years ago) link

watching the five(ish) doctors

THEY'RE ALL SO CUTE I LOVE THEM

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 18:09 (ten years ago) link

YESSS NOW YOU CAN APPRECIATE MY RUSTY GIF.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:04 (ten years ago) link

do have a bit of an issue with all the laser guns and destroying gallifrey with a big bomb - the doctor has always been odysseus rather than hector, escaping his strange worlds and alien creatures with cunning rather than force - particularly apposite comparison for this specific episode, searching for home.

I like this reading! To play along, though, you could say that the Moment was sort of the Trojan Horse, a cunning technology that leads to mass slaughter and the annihilation of a place. But yeah, considering that Odysseus leads his men to death, the analogy takes on a certain resonance re: the Doctor's companions.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:07 (ten years ago) link

I am slightly surprised, Dan/VG, that neither of you said anything about Matthew Waterhouse in Moffat's dream.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link

what is there to say beyond "lol awesome"

deX! (DJP), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:05 (ten years ago) link

Trudat

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link

do have a bit of an issue with all the laser guns and destroying gallifrey with a big bomb - the doctor has always been odysseus rather than hector, escaping his strange worlds and alien creatures with cunning rather than force - particularly apposite comparison for this specific episode, searching for home.

I like this reading! To play along, though, you could say that the Moment was sort of the Trojan Horse, a cunning technology that leads to mass slaughter and the annihilation of a place. But yeah, considering that Odysseus leads his men to death, the analogy takes on a certain resonance re: the Doctor's companions.

TBH the Doctor still resolves the main conflict with cunning: he doesn't fire a single shot. And when the War Doctor used the big bomb, that was considered the darkest hour for the guy, so dark that he subsequently refused to call that incarnation "Doctor". I took that that was the promise in the name "Doctor" that Clara reminds him of: never be cruel, always find a third way.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:31 (ten years ago) link

Yes! Also, wondering if the War Doctor is sort of a tweaked analogue to "No Man."

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link

So as soon as the movie ended there was a behind the scenes special, and I'm not sure if this is a common thing in the UK but that sort of thing NEVER happens in American movies and it was kind of weird and slightly broke the spell of such a wonderful movie. They really should have shown it before the movie.

Also, I never really got a sense of how bad the Time War was and why exactly such drastic measures needed to be taken to end it. Is this explained at all in any classic Dr Who serials I should be aware of?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:50 (ten years ago) link

I felt that too - like, it was supposed to threaten the entire fabric of the universe, not just Gallifrey, right? But you don't get that. Also whoever said Hurt was too much of a genial old man OTM. By the time he got to the point of pushing the button he should have been way more battle-scarred.

emil.y, Tuesday, 26 November 2013 23:53 (ten years ago) link

yeah, hurt looks battle scarred but he didn't act it so much

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 00:49 (ten years ago) link

No, he still managed to come off as convincingly being the Doctor, which was a feat as far as I was concerned.

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:02 (ten years ago) link

the Time War does not exist at all in any old serials

Hurt was refreshed by going on a normal, non-War Doctor Who adventure with the other Doctors! shit weighed heavy on him still when he was alone

I watched Five(ish) Doctors at 3am because otherwise I wouldn't be able to until after Christmas, maybe, and it was SO GREAT, so glad it turned out to be a real on-TV thing and not just for Davison's youtube channel

I am slightly surprised, Dan/VG, that neither of you said anything about Matthew Waterhouse in Moffat's dream.

uh what about LISA BOWERMAN being in it?!

ͼѾͽ (sic), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link

I think that this is one thing that NuWho has done pretty effectively from the word go tbh, from the spirit/ghost things that lived in the lamps bcuz their homeworld had been destroyed in the war to Eccleston's amazing performance in the face of a surviving Dalek, through the twisted insanity of Dalton's Time Lords to the reaction of that girl to No. 8 in McGann's little cameo ep. It all got forgotten about w/ Smith for a bit but it's worth remembering what a massive story arc the Doctor's implied genocide and "You are not alone" were for the first 3 or 4 series. I mean that was basically the whole impetus behind the reboot. Basically I'm saying that short of actually showing us the Time War (and the sub-Phantom Menace space battles in the special showed what a bad idea this would've been) I'm not really sure how much more emphasis they could have given to the "OMG Time War was this horrific dreadful thing that scarred the universe and fundamentally changed the Doctor's sense of who he is and what is role is" angle without it all becoming more even more tedious than it actually was

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:11 (ten years ago) link

Good that it's been satisfactorily resolved and the show is in a position to move onwards and upwards in a new direction imo

Windsor Davies, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:12 (ten years ago) link

yall are gonna fp me but i didnt even recognise Waterhouse :/

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:14 (ten years ago) link

it's almost like he's aged more than three decades since he was on the show

ͼѾͽ (sic), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:32 (ten years ago) link

Basically I'm saying that short of actually /showing/ us the Time War (and the sub-Phantom Menace space battles in the special showed what a bad idea this would've been)

interesting you should mention that, because so much of the standing-around-and-talking in this ep (with hyper-fx cutaways) reminded me exactly of all the phantom menace sound stage scenes.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link

ban ^

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 04:29 (ten years ago) link

i could fite you, but instead i'll walk slowly beside you and discuss trade tariffs

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 05:14 (ten years ago) link

again and again reminded the version of this thing they showed in america apparently very different than the version they showed overseas

balls, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 05:19 (ten years ago) link

The 50th? Different how so?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 06:00 (ten years ago) link

from the spirit/ghost things that lived in the lamps bcuz their homeworld had been destroyed in the war to Eccleston's amazing performance in the face of a surviving Dalek, through the twisted insanity of Dalton's Time Lords to the reaction of that girl to No. 8 in McGann's little cameo ep.

The problem was, though, that even though the atrocities had been alluded to in several earlier episodes, and even though Dalton in "The End of Time" certainly gave the impression of someone who could burn down the entire universe, none of that stuff was really conveyed to this episode. This was the first time that we saw actual glimpses of the war, but Time Lord bosses in this episode felt fairly benevolent compared to Dalton, and the battle scenes never showed the supposed atrocities committed by the Time Lords, just wide-eyed Gallifrey children getting slaughtered by Daleks, accompanied by Murray Gold's maudling strings.

Okay, there was throwaway line or two by the Doctors explaining how the Time War was about to destroy everything, but the number one rule of visual fiction is "show, don't tell", and by showing just one side of the war (innocent Gallifreyan victims), they kinda fucked it up. As a result the Doctor's decision to sacrifice his own race felt really weak, even though it was supposed to be justified and understandable in a way. His justification for the massacre was more convincing in those earlier episodes, where the Time War wasn't depicted onscreen.

So yeah, I think they should've included a scene of two showing the effects of the war on the rest of the universe, instead of just focusing on Gallifrey. At the very least they should've incorporated "The Night of the Doctor" mini-episode to "The Day of the Doctor", since that one was far more effective in amking the actions of the War Doctor understandable, and it was only 7 minutes.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 09:03 (ten years ago) link

"amking" = "making"

Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 09:04 (ten years ago) link

again and again reminded the version of this thing they showed in america apparently very different than the version they showed overseas

FU America is overseas!

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:36 (ten years ago) link

I'm with Tuomas up until the last paragraph. I actually don't think they needed to show *more of the war* in order to be convincing. In fact, showing less of it might have been better, as it looked, well, less horrific than real wars in the real world. I totally agree with "show, don't tell" in most circumstances, but you show it in the acting, the tension throughout, through giving your episode the unwavering belief that there are high stakes.

Emphasising throughout a series that the stakes are high but then assuming that your prep work is already done before a *massive, worldwide special* strikes me as bad filmmaking.

emil.y, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 12:40 (ten years ago) link

I actually don't think they needed to show *more of the war* in order to be convincing. In fact, showing less of it might have been better, as it looked, well, less horrific than real wars in the real world.

Note that I didn't say "show the war" but "show the effects of the war"... I agree that showing some actual battles might've just been corny and not particularly convincing, especially considering that an "approved for all ages" sci-fi show can hardly depict the horrors of war in a realistic way. However, "The Night of the Doctor" did illustrate the effects of the war quite convincingly via a simple interaction between the Doctor and another character, without needing to depict any actual warfare. I felt something like that was missing from "The Day of the Doctor".

Tuomas, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 13:18 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I agree with that.

emil.y, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 14:13 (ten years ago) link

in fact, showing less of it might have been better, as it looked, well, less horrific than real wars in the real world.

It looked like laser tag.

Loved the special on the whole though. You can tell Capaldi's going to be a terrific Doctor just from that one shot.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link

I wonder if there are going to be novels, audio plays etc about the War Doctor now?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 14:15 (ten years ago) link

the version in the US was exactly the same and commercial free, so not sure if that was a snark or what

akm, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link

Well, there was that scene near the end where Tennant and Smith bonded over Quarter Pounders because they were lovin' it

deX! (DJP), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link

and then they hi-fived and played beer pong to 'This is How We Do It'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 November 2013 20:56 (ten years ago) link

gallifrey had one 'l'

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 27 November 2013 21:04 (ten years ago) link

Five(ish) was great, and the McGann short was great.

The 50th wasn't. Disappointed that watching Matt Smith and a Tardis flying over London suspended from a helicopter was so NOT-fun. Where was fun?

To me, everything about the War Doctor reeked of "oh shit, Eccleston's backed out, what the hell we gonna do? I know, John Hurt and a rubbish tweak to the script!" "But what about continuity and all that?" "It's Doctor Who, that stuff doesn't matter! Timey-wimey!" "Stephen, you're such a genius!"

And I wouldn't have cared if it were fun. But I was very disappointed.

J, Thursday, 28 November 2013 01:42 (ten years ago) link

quel dommage

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 28 November 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

lol Sparkle otm.

Yeah see I was initially peeved that the continuity established in "The End of Time" was retconned, but then I realized I hated "The End of Time."

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 28 November 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

No, I don't like EoT either, that's not what I mean about continuity. I just think this Doctor-who-wasn't-a-Doctor-but-now-is-a-Doctor-and-hey-he-always-was-a-Doctor-because-he-never-blew-up-Gallifrey has the effect of making Eccelston's entire series a joke. 9th Doc was all about his guilt. It would have been great if 9th Doc could have overcome his guilt by not-killing the Timelords, but since War Doctor did it, it means that 9th Doc's entire era and character arc has been retconned out of its meaning.

Plus, no fun. But by all means, have a laugh at my expense!

J, Thursday, 28 November 2013 02:36 (ten years ago) link

If you don't think a fez being an important plot point and seeing 13 Doctors hide a whole planet in a pocket universe are fun, then there's not much hope of convincing you.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 28 November 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link

Hah I had a lot of fun. Though yeah the Doctor hanging from the TARDIS wasn't shot particularly well. Which was funny because during the making-of (which ran IMMEDIATELY following the special) when they are shooting that scene it is cloudy and rainy and they are like "Oh well, this is London" and maybe if this was an American show they would say 'Cut we aren't shooting until the sun is out and we have the budget to wait' but this is Doctor Who and Time is Money and damn good lighting conditions, this is London yo, let's get on w it.

Opening with the old school Dr Who titles and that original theme, just having that on a huge screen in a movie theater, was an extremely awesome experience as a lifelong American Dr. Who fan. Also seeing a sci-fi movie in a theater that isn't 80% CGI shit flying blurrily by the camera. Whenever I hear a complaint about quality or the cheesiness of the monsters or whatever, I just remind myself that this is one of the last bastion of practical effects around.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 28 November 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

Adam, didn't realize you were American! And on that last tip regarding cheesy SFX:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/7d4cb891984b2bdfcb234ca174bb18ff/tumblr_mwuy94VD3s1qbypg1o1_500.gif

I just love this shot to bits.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 28 November 2013 03:04 (ten years ago) link

9th Doc was all about his guilt. It would have been great if 9th Doc could have overcome his guilt by not-killing the Timelords, but since War Doctor did it, it means that 9th Doc's entire era and character arc has been retconned out of its meaning.

this. rusty went well out of his way to kill off all the trek-like gallifrey wank council garbage that basically killed the show first time round, and now we're back where we started.

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 28 November 2013 04:13 (ten years ago) link

yes i know rusty was complicit in that as well yes i know thank you sic

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 28 November 2013 04:15 (ten years ago) link

well what are you going to do. eccleston won't come back for whatever bizarre stick up his ass reason. I don't think the 50th was written with him in mind though. they've known for ages he wasn't coming back and Hurt was set up in Name of the Doctor.

Eccleston's refusal to give in at all seems priggish and he comes across as a huge asshole as a result of it. But I don't really like his portrayal of the doctor too much anyway.

akm, Thursday, 28 November 2013 07:21 (ten years ago) link

There was a story told by somebody on Head heritage about Eccleston's reasoning behind distancing himself from the Doctor Who experience
http://www.headheritage.co.uk/headtohead/the_village_pump/topic/70165/threaded/889484

which explains his feeling shortly after the experience and may still hold true.
Seems a shame and hasn't stopped him appearing in a couple of other things that had tie ins with money making enterprises maybe it's the way it was done though?

Stevolende, Thursday, 28 November 2013 07:34 (ten years ago) link

In Eccleston's first episode it's heavily implied he's just regenerated, so although he has survivor's guilt, he's a different regeneration to the Doctor who blew up Gallifrey, which we would have previously assumed to be McGann. Whether a result of Eccleston's no-show or not, the introduction of the Hurt Doctor allows both McGann and Eccleston to remain heroes. And as Hurt, 9, 10 and until now 11, all believe they DID blow up Gallifrey then their war guilt has not been undermined. Neither have the events of EOT, as the 50th alludes to the High Council off plotting elsewhere, so that leaves scope for them to enact their plans ahead of the Doctor using the Movement. Ok, it's not the neatest of solutions, but then EOT was such a mess in the first place that there's only so much Moffat could have done.
Sure, there's a bit of handwaving with the other Doctors forgetting what they did at the end, but it's a neat way of wiping the slate clean so that the Doctor can move on, without erasing the events of the previous 7 seasons. The Doctor as lonely god/last of his kind arc was getting a bit played out. Now the Doctor can get on with being the cosmic hobo, as a friend put it, of yore. Moffat has also found a nice way of bringing back Gallifrey, at least as an idea, without bringing back all the boring Timelord bits. According to Moffat plan is simply to have the quest for Gallifrey as an underlying theme. It's not something they'll refer to specifically every other episode. It's also a good way of bringing the Master back, which is rumoured to be on the cards.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Thursday, 28 November 2013 11:45 (ten years ago) link

In Eccleston's first episode it's heavily implied he's just regenerated, so although he has survivor's guilt, he's a different regeneration to the Doctor who blew up Gallifrey, which we would have previously assumed to be McGann

^^^ This FFS. The Ecclestone handwringing is the worst, he's perfectly entitled not to go back to the role and the episode wasn't any worse for not having him in it. Also Hurt was terrific.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 November 2013 11:53 (ten years ago) link

I was pretty neutral about Tennant leaving when he did, but I'm actually kind of gutted Smith only has one more episode. He's still great; it's just that the second halves of his two split seasons have been super-nothingy.

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 28 November 2013 12:18 (ten years ago) link

From a fanwank perspective it would have been nice to have seen Hurt regenerate into Ecclestone, but it's no biggie that we didn't. After all, we know what happens next: the beginning of Season 1. Would have been impractical to have roped him, or any of the other Doctors in for a couple of seconds of film. The Capaldi bit was presumably filmed alongside his regeneration scene and cut in at a fairly late stage. Plus he's already contracted so there's no red tape involved.

Anyway, I think Hurt was great. Loved how fun he was, while still showing a war-weary dark side. His moment of redemption was well earned.
I don't really buy this talk of Moffat quickly fixing the script to reflect Eccleston's non-involvement. After all, he set up the 'name of the doctor' idea way back in series 5 with the space whale. This isn't to say that he had the 50th all planned out back then, but it's an idea he clearly wanted to explore further. The extra Doctor (plus the meta-crisis) also gives him a way of addressing the regeneration limit in the 50th year, setting things up for another 50. So there's just too much going on to fit in with the idea that this was hastily cobbled together.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Thursday, 28 November 2013 12:53 (ten years ago) link

http://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/IMG_0548.png?f6a06b

I love this picture, it makes it clear that John Hurt actually regenerates into Will Ferrell.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:07 (ten years ago) link

From a fanwank perspective it would have been nice to have seen Hurt regenerate into Ecclestone, but it's no biggie that we didn't.

I think we did, just about.

http://i.stack.imgur.com/D9xiA.jpg

lol xpost

whilsting away the day (onimo), Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:10 (ten years ago) link

Midway through the Kate Lethbridge-Stewart's transformation into a Zygon she looked exactly like Theresa May. I'd like to think that was intentional.

Matt DC, Thursday, 28 November 2013 13:21 (ten years ago) link

I think Hurt was great. Loved how fun he was, while still showing a war-weary dark side.

I thought he was mostly great. I definitely thought he was the right choice for a War Doctor. But the 'fun' aspect just didn't jibe with what the war-weary side should have been -> this is a problem with the writing, not the actor, and also a pretty big problem to balance.

After all, he set up the 'name of the doctor' idea way back in series 5 with the space whale.

Expand?

emil.y, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link

I didn't find it too jarring. He was introduced as pretty bad-ass, but once he's pulled out of the Time War into a jolly romp with the other Doctors, his more Doctorly side comes out.

'name of the doctor' The Doctor says if he kills the spacewhale he'll have to renounce the name of the Doctor. But then Amy saves the day with wuv, so he escaped that moral quandary. I suppose we could see all this as an update of 'have i the right' in Genesis of the Daleks.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link

Only thing really confusing me now is that I always figured the Doctor originally stole the TARDIS to escape the blowing up planet but now it feels like he stole it for other reasons then just lived for 1000 years or so and then went back to his home planet to fight in the time war(?). So why did he steal the TARDIS in the 1st (Hartnell) place? Is this ever explained?

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

Not entirely, I think it's always been implied that it was mainly boredom and thirst for adventure.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

But yeah Gallifrey was doing perfectly fine when he made off with it.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:45 (ten years ago) link

Ok cool.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:46 (ten years ago) link

I'm not a Doctor, but I'm pretty sure that if I was on the verge of killing my people a little romp wouldn't swing me out of my bad mood. But that's why I say it's a difficult balancing act, because who wants Dr Who to be unutterably despairing and depressing (well, aside from big old gothy me)? Yet it's going to be disappointing if you're thrown out of your suspension of disbelief. But I reckon kids would be more believing of the weird mood-swingy thing, little kids perfectly understand the move from "waaaaaah it's the end of the world" to "oh, an ice cream! Yeay!"

emil.y, Thursday, 28 November 2013 15:52 (ten years ago) link

/I thought he was mostly great. I definitely thought he was the right choice for a War Doctor. But the 'fun' aspect just didn't jibe with what the war-weary side should have been -> this is a problem with the writing, not the actor, and also a pretty big problem to balance.

A thousand times THIS. Which is why the Time War was a bad topic for the special. IMHO.

J, Thursday, 28 November 2013 17:14 (ten years ago) link

In Eccleston's first episode it's heavily implied he's just regenerated, so although he has survivor's guilt, he's a different regeneration to the Doctor who blew up Gallifrey, which we would have previously assumed to be McGann

I watched 'Rose' again a few months ago, and I don't see this at all.

J, Thursday, 28 November 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

Wasn't he worried about the size of his ears, and didn't know what he looked like until he looked in a mirror (disclaimer: haven't seen it for years)

ailsa, Thursday, 28 November 2013 17:28 (ten years ago) link

Yeah he's closer to the Fast Show's "aren't Xs brilliant!" enthusiasm guy in that first episode xp

He looks in the mirror and says something like "big ears, but could be worse" so it implies he's just regenerated.

whilsting away the day (onimo), Thursday, 28 November 2013 17:30 (ten years ago) link

But doesn't Rose uncover loads of pics on the internet of Eccles in various historical locations, implying he's been Doctoring for a while?

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 28 November 2013 17:32 (ten years ago) link

wibbley wobbley timey wimey

ailsa, Thursday, 28 November 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link

yes, or he appears in all of those photos later in his own timeline or does it not work that way?

timey wimey

goes ding

lol xp

whilsting away the day (onimo), Thursday, 28 November 2013 17:34 (ten years ago) link

But then he would have to have been with Rose for all those photos, which I guess is possible if they're unseen adventures and she happens to have been (will have been?) out of shot in all of them.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 28 November 2013 17:37 (ten years ago) link

Can't remember the Ecclestone backstory bits but Tennant and Smith both definitely had periods of many years that they lived separately from their companions, despite it seeming to said companions that they'd been away for a day, a month, or sometimes a few years. Perfectly possible that Ecclestone did this too.

emil.y, Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:17 (ten years ago) link

There are no such obvious gaps in Nine and Rose's travels as far as I remember, though I could be wrong.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:32 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I think That may be what timey wimey refered to. except that maybe the story writers weren't paying attention to things and didn't provide gaps where they should have. I'm trying to think if there is a point at which the two are separated mid season since he's with her at the end.
& if he hasn't had a prior chance to see his own reflection, unless he is really vain it would seem strange if that had happened prior to his meeting Rose.

So looks like it was probably an oversight, or do the 2 part at the end of the 1st episode then he come back to pick her up for some reason, which might indicate it happened in that interval?
Of course it presumably wasn't known that he was going to quit in mid season before that sequence was shot giving him dotting throughout history. So maybe they were thinking there would be time afterwards to do that.

Stevolende, Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link

Or at least have announced the same before the season aired. Which is what I think happened isn't it?

Stevolende, Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

Or I guess they could've split up and reunited between episodes.

I like the idea of Nine having had a period of lonely angstful wandering before being reconnected to humanity by Rose better though.

xpost

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:41 (ten years ago) link

There's probably a racist/patronising/modern-centric explanation which says he was just never near a mirror until Rose, having been in remote places. (Which is clearly bollocks but, you know, Rusty.)

The real answer though is probably

HOOT! Wouldn't it be cool if The Doctor doesn't know what he looks like! And when he sees himself in the mirror he can make a joke about his ears, in a slight rework of the script in Robot and Spearhead! HOOT!
HOOT! A sad fat loser has been paying attention to what's been happening to the Doctor while he's been off television! He can have been at famous events in the past, like when the show did historicals, and the fat loser can get the wrong end of the stick! Then we can do sad music when the Autons shoot him! HOOT!
HOOT! HANDWAVE! HOOT!
QUEL DOMMAGE!

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 28 November 2013 18:50 (ten years ago) link

You missed "I totally want to fuck the Doctor" but other than that OTM

deX! (DJP), Thursday, 28 November 2013 21:27 (ten years ago) link

There are no such obvious gaps in Nine and Rose's travels as far as I remember, though I could be wrong.

At one point Ecclestone tells Rose about the bicycle he left for her one Christmas when she was a little girl, so there's at least one occasion for him to have been off on his own since having met her.

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Thursday, 28 November 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link

You missed "I totally want to fuck the Doctor" but other than that OTM

I actually think Moff wants it more than Rusty, myself. They take turns in the annoying sweepstakes.

J, Thursday, 28 November 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, Moff was the one making Doctor action figures hold hands.

Matt Groening's Cousin (Leee), Friday, 29 November 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link

The Five(ish) Doctors was better than the anniversary episode. Which was fun, but also grim.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Friday, 29 November 2013 05:46 (ten years ago) link

Anyone interested in a series of 50th anniversary polls to determine the best story of each Doctor? Not been done before right? I'd try and time it to culminate in an 11th Doctor poll shortly after the broadcast of his final episode on the 25th.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 30 November 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link

Obviously there would be no poll for Eight.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 30 November 2013 15:25 (ten years ago) link

I ran some before, at least for the b&w era.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 30 November 2013 15:26 (ten years ago) link

Eight could have three series of polls, audios, novels and comics

Saw the 50th in 3D again this arvo, still fucken great you guys

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Saturday, 30 November 2013 17:33 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I know I'm slow, but... when he's in the future or present his bow tie is red, and when he's in the past it's blue? Just like the vortex's colours when the Tardis travels (blue when it travels into the past, red when it's in the direction of the future, green is when it's complicated)? Cool.

StanM, Sunday, 22 December 2013 18:23 (ten years ago) link

Holy shit--I had never noticed any of that. Nice one!

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Sunday, 22 December 2013 22:57 (ten years ago) link

uh, when would you notice that? the bow tie thing definitely isn't true, and are there any episodes in which the time vortex behaves that way?

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Monday, 23 December 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link

well, that would explain it, then

ornamental cabbage (James Morrison), Monday, 23 December 2013 00:36 (ten years ago) link

all the rushing to this thread tells me everyone else hated it as well

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 December 2013 00:31 (ten years ago) link

yes, sic, yes, yes i know, yep, yep, yes, yes i know, yes sic, yes, okay yes, yes of course, yep, yep, yes, yes sic you're right, yes i know, yep, yes sic, yes but it really was a heaving and utterly convoluted bag of shit from start to finish

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 December 2013 00:35 (ten years ago) link

people not rushing to thread because it's christmas and there's other things happening? i liked it. from top to bottom. best xmas special since the relaunch

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 26 December 2013 00:40 (ten years ago) link

Smith's Doctor going out on a perfectly pitched "well this has all been pretty good fun, hasn't it?" note, nice antidote to the crazily overblown Tennant exit

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 26 December 2013 00:42 (ten years ago) link

all the rushing to this thread tells me everyone else hated it as well

This hasn't been broadcast in the US yet and most of us are still enjoying our families anyway

SHAUN (DJP), Thursday, 26 December 2013 00:43 (ten years ago) link

i'm sure people jumped into this thread rather more quickly in previous years

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 December 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link

anyway don't rush away from your families for this one

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 December 2013 00:45 (ten years ago) link

bah humbug, this was better than most of the series that's just finished. and probably more enjoyable than the 50th special

Windsor Davies, Thursday, 26 December 2013 00:46 (ten years ago) link

this was better than most of the series that's just finished

i agree 100%, but probably not for the same reasons

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 December 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link

it was very good. great three story run at the end of smith's tenure, with name/day/time.

akm, Thursday, 26 December 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

I liked it! I was glad the Grand Moff tied up all the loose threads hanging around and had me convinced for a few seconds that he had indeed had some sort of masterplan all along. I teared up a few times, so it was a successful Christmas Special in my book.

Viceroy, Thursday, 26 December 2013 02:32 (ten years ago) link

my wife cried when the bow tie hit the ground, I consider that a success (she is basically a reluctant fan who would never admit it)

akm, Thursday, 26 December 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link

Grandstanding nonsense, but mostly very effective grandstanding nonsense. I enjoyed it loads and found it moving in parts.

Waiting for more people to post and explain the plot to me.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 26 December 2013 03:16 (ten years ago) link

Specifically what the hell the invisible crack timelords were after.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 26 December 2013 03:17 (ten years ago) link

They were in the pocket universe waiting to see if it was safe to come out, in case which the Doctor would've told them his name.

For all the villains they packed in and apocalpyticism, this was remarkably low-key! TBH, Matt Smith's address to the camera was a lot too thick -- Moff trying to go for a Prospero's epilogue (oops Tempest spoilers) a little too obviously/fan-servicey -- but I was really affected by Clara's desolation at her dinner.

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 26 December 2013 03:23 (ten years ago) link

I was waiting till the Merkins had seen it before posting.

I enjoyed it about as much as I've enjoyed the rest of Moffatt's time but the plot REALLY doesn't stand up to scrutiny against Moffatt's own show logic.

Why didn't Clara try to kill the Silent, since all humans have had coded into them to kill Silents on sight since the Moon landing broadcast?

If regeneration energy kills a planet full of daleks then how could they have ever invaded Gallifrey? Surely after they killed the first Time Lord then BOSH invasion over?

So the Silents from the church here travelled back in time to the dawn of man and started influencing mankind's development and invent space travel to build a spacesuit to kill the Doctor? When they already had space travel and spacesuits and time travel and shit?

Hang on, doesn't his mean the Silents that killed the Doctor knew he was the final regeneration before everybody else did, because it was always their plan to kill him finally?

If this Doctor is the final one, how come he nearly regenerated in that episode (was it Day of the Doctor, maybe)?

Who put River Song's grave on Trenzalore, seeing as she wasn't there?

There's more, but wth I had fun watching. I am annoyed though that after months of Moffatt saying that we'd all missed something which would let the numbering make sense and allow for Capaldi, and it was definitely that we'd missed something, and we'd all kick ourselves when we found out what it was, and Moffatt had read lots of internet theories but nobody had got it yet, and we'd just missed something... It turns out to be a brand new handwave Maguffin that Rusty would have been proud of.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 26 December 2013 10:15 (ten years ago) link

That last paragraph doesn't bode well for his "you've seen it, it happened, but no-one on the whole of the internet has spotted it yet" resolution he has up his sleeve for Sherlock (I didn't realise he'd done the whole "I am way smarter than EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET mwahahahah" thing about this as well). Bah.

ailsa, Thursday, 26 December 2013 13:06 (ten years ago) link

It's a lot harder to handwave shit away in Sherlock though, because it actually has to follow real-world rules.

I saw a bit of this yesterday but there were lots of family distractions at the same time but there did appear to be a point where not a single person on Twitter was following what was going on. I enjoyed it when I watched it again today but it would probably have been better without the Christmas stuff shoehorned into it. Possibly just too much stuff in it for a Christmas special really.

I hope that's the end of the over-elaborate timey wimey plot that Moffatt's been doing for the entire Smith era but really it does just tie itself up with knots when the show would be just as enjoyable without it. The resolution was really "ah I don't give a shit about the rules" which is fair enough but if so why bother making the whole thing so complex in the first place?

Bits I enjoyed - the wooden Cyberman was pretty cool, as was the whole manic energy of the first few minutes. Clara's gran's speech at the dinner was surprisingly moving in the context of everything else. Also I was wondering if the Doctor's "I've been a bit rusty lately" line was intentional. After all the bombast of the burst of regeneration energy, the actual change was really fast, like Capaldi's face suddenly pounced on you.

Thank god Capaldi's Doctor will actually have a Scottish accent, btw.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 December 2013 13:28 (ten years ago) link

Overall Smith has been a great Doctor but by-and-large he's been squandered as a result of dodgy scripts, for the last couple of years at any rate. The very first Smith-Moffatt season is probably the best nu-Who run, either that or the Ecclestone season.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 December 2013 13:31 (ten years ago) link

Loved this tbh*, second best Christmas special ever. and no idea why ppl on twitter were going on about the plot not making sense when I was in an airport twenty hours ago**.

Why didn't Clara try to kill the Silent, since all humans have had coded into them to kill Silents on sight since the Moon landing broadcast?

yeah true, that's a biggie

If regeneration energy kills a planet full of daleks then how could they have ever invaded Gallifrey? Surely after they killed the first Time Lord then BOSH invasion over?

this was an entire cycle's worth of regeneration energy / a special assist from the Time Lords to help the Doctor win in this situation, not a regular regeneration.

So the Silents from the church here travelled back in time to the dawn of man and started influencing mankind's development and invent space travel to build a spacesuit to kill the Doctor? When they already had space travel and spacesuits and time travel and shit?

its_a_trap.jpg

Hang on, doesn't his mean the Silents that killed the Doctor knew he was the final regeneration before everybody else did, because it was always their plan to kill him finally?

Before who else? The audience?

If this Doctor is the final one, how come he nearly regenerated in that episode (was it Day of the Doctor, maybe)?

...Hurt regenerates in Day Of The Doctor, not Smith. He becomes Eccleston.

Who put River Song's grave on Trenzalore, seeing as she wasn't there?

What does this matter? It hasn't happened yet from the perspective of this episode, and might not for centuries. But pretend Capaldi goes and does it sometime next week, out of sentiment, if you need an answer now.

I am annoyed though that after months of Moffatt saying that we'd all missed something which would let the numbering make sense and allow for Capaldi, and it was definitely that we'd missed something, and we'd all kick ourselves when we found out what it was, and Moffatt had read lots of internet theories but nobody had got it yet, and we'd just missed something... It turns out to be a brand new handwave Maguffin that Rusty would have been proud of.

There haven't been months of Moffatt saying this AFAIK, just one sentence once, to a specific group of people. Can you link to multiple instances of him saying "it was definitely that we ie not the ppl on the panel at the Cheltenham Literature Festival in October'd missed something, and we'd all kick ourselves when we found out what it was, and Moffatt had read lots of internet theories but nobody had got it yet,"?

And all I've seen since he said that one line, is people going "ah, he's probably counting the time Tennant regenerated and didn't change." So.




* except all the ladies chucking giant wide-ons for Smith, zzz

** so, sorry for not addressing all of AA's specific and detailed and reasoned critiques at that moment

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Thursday, 26 December 2013 16:12 (ten years ago) link

Looking forward to how they get out of the 24th regeneration being the last one in 2063!

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Thursday, 26 December 2013 16:43 (ten years ago) link

I fell asleep in the last half so I have to rewatch tonight :/

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 December 2013 16:45 (ten years ago) link

this was an entire cycle's worth of regeneration energy / a special assist from the Time Lords to help the Doctor win in this situation, not a regular regeneration.

Handwave.jpg (also not explicit this is anything more than being given more regenerations - although it kind of screws with the plot (such as it is) of the Five Doctors if giving a whole new cycle makes a Time Lord into Super Pow Shooty Man then doing it to The Master is kind of a mistake...)


its_a_trap.jpg

A really shit one, which is only needed to fulfil a prophecy you wrote yourself. All they are trying to do is prevent the Doctor from bringing back the Timelords and they can do that without all he complicated shenanigans.

Before who else? The audience?

Before the audience in effigy, yes. There are any number of times The Doctor might have told The Most Important Companion Ever Clara or The Most Important Companion Ever Amy or The Most Important Companion Ever AND WIFE River - not least when he's going to actually DIE die (as we now know he would have done) in Let's Kill Hitler. But instead of these most important people ever he tells The Silence, presumably in one of those confessions you don't remember - the effects of which seem quite far reaching because he managed to forget that one of his very old, very good friends created them a long time ago otherwise he might have said something during the whole Silence plot. Because if she created them after that then surely he would have said to her OH NOES DON'T DO THAT THEY TURN BAD AND TAKE OVER THE EARTH.


...Hurt regenerates in Day Of The Doctor, not Smith. He becomes Eccleston.

He doesn't actually regenerate in the one I'm thinking of but his hand goes all glowy and he mentions that he's worried it's going to start. Can't remember when it is.

What does this matter? It hasn't happened yet from the perspective of this episode, and might not for centuries. But pretend Capaldi goes and does it sometime next week, out of sentiment, if you need an answer now.

It matters because this is when it happens in the history established to date. If the Matt Smith Doctor doesn't die on Trenzalore and have the big tomb, and River be buried there after fighting with him, then the history established in The Name of the Doctor is now wrong and didn't happen. This is probably why Clara spent the entire episode going on about why he should change history.

As for Moffat saying things multiple times, mea culpa if I've got things wrong. I blame journalists recycling the same story over and over, but for specific examples he said at Excel in November "you can't break the rules of The Deadly Assassin" (and also interestingly that the Doctor doesn't know which incarnation he is) :

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/tv/s7/doctor-who/news/a533505/doctor-who-steven-moffat-on-regeneration-limit.html

Which I know isn't the same thing but I'm being antisocial enough at the in-laws typing this without going internet searching.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 26 December 2013 19:38 (ten years ago) link

After all the bombast of the burst of regeneration energy, the actual change was really fast, like Capaldi's face suddenly pounced on you.

I actually was tickled by this, probably the most surprising aspect of the special!

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 26 December 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link

saw this ep after I saw the generally strongly -ve (on my twit-stream) reaction. wanted to prove ppl wrong. couldn't.

the one smart-arse bit i liked was "WITH YOUR RULES!" - comparing the Daleks to the canon-preservation-society of fans (with their insistence on regeneration count) that had forced the plot-gymnastics

what was the name of the faction that travelled back to explode the tardis that one time? (never mind I expect I will try a 2nd time watching with the kids. eventually)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 26 December 2013 20:10 (ten years ago) link

the Kovarian faction, led by Mme Kovarian, as seen throughout S6

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Thursday, 26 December 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link

- Who put River Song's grave on Trenzalore, seeing as she wasn't there?

But remember RS telling Clara that was a false grave, the entrance to a secret tunnel. Of course, there's the question of who placed it there, but, er, timey wimey!

Was a messy episode. Some people are really up in arms about it. If you're a Moffat hater then it gives you all the ammunition you need - not much of a story, too rushed, too much tell, not enough show etc. Tying up dangling threads with expository dialogue was disappointing. You get the feeling he left them dangling with a view to do something with them, but when he couldn't think of anything, just ignored them before waving them away with some info-dumps. But I enjoyed Smith's final scenes and the jarring regeneration into Capaldi. Loved Capaldi's Tom Baker-esque bug eyes.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Thursday, 26 December 2013 21:16 (ten years ago) link

I don't know that much was actually wrapped up from previously being dangling, as opposed to being spelled out in dialogue because Moffat listened to ppl whinging abt not having put it together themselves.

(Same for the "don't kiss me unless I ask" line, though I don't think this was excellent handling of it.))


Handwave.jpg (also not explicit this is anything more than being given more regenerations -

ehhh, it's p explicit as a consequence at least, comes after Clara pleading with the Vadge Of Rassilon to do anything they can to help / save him

although it kind of screws with the plot (such as it is) of the Five Doctors if giving a whole new cycle makes a Time Lord into Super Pow Shooty Man then doing it to The Master is kind of a mistake...)

a) well yeah let's not lean on The Five Docs too hard
b) literally 0.000001% of the audience for this have any idea about The Five Doctors. as far as nu-Who is concerned the entire regeneration limit [otherwise mentioned TWICE on telly in the last 30 years] [THIRTY YEARS] was only brought up and dealt with in three minutes of this one episode and doesn't deserve any further consideration. Moffat's only included it as a box-ticking sop to saddoes who give a shit about it (ie himself)
c) regeneration has consistently been shown as FAR MORE WEIRD AND UNPREDICTABLE in all of nu-Who than the classic series with energy beams flying around the place often
d) uhhhhhhh... yeah? the 80s Time Lords are a bunch of total idiots and giving the Master new regenerations WAS a bad idea!

A really shit one, which is only needed to fulfil a prophecy you wrote yourself.

a) the prophecy presumably got corrupted and chinese-whispered and elaborated during the time-hopping centuries or milennia that the Kovarians were faffing about, not to mention was likely originally Madame K spinning a bunch of shit to sound fancy and sway her underlings

b) c'mon son, you love 1970s Who. The Master never knowingly designed a trap that wasn't completely stupid and largely counterproductive, it's a trait of would-be Who villains to overthink their plots into ludicrosity.

All they are trying to do is prevent the Doctor from bringing back the Timelords and they can do that without all he complicated shenanigans.

the main Church believes they can stop the Doctor from bringing back the Time Lords. the offshoot has an ecumenical dispute about the interpretation of scripture, and want to achieve this through different means. this is THE ENTIRE REASON that they split off!

Before the audience in effigy, yes. There are any number of times The Doctor might have told The Most Important Companion Ever Clara or The Most Important Companion Ever Amy or The Most Important Companion Ever AND WIFE River - not least when he's going to actually DIE die

Doesn't seem in character for Eleven to do this. He's repeatedly, significantly shown as being wary of his death, and not wanting to discuss it. Plus he knows that, somehow, he's going to have future incarnations - to him, he wants to not fail as the person he is right now.

(as we now know he would have done) in Let's Kill Hitler. But instead of these most important people ever he tells The Silence

Seems they could have researched this themselves, not been told?

after fighting with him, then the history established in The Name of the Doctor is now wrong and didn't happen. This is probably why Clara spent the entire episode going on about why he should change history.

well, yeah.

that and so it wasn't nicked from Lawrence Miles after all.

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Thursday, 26 December 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

** so, sorry for not addressing all of AA's specific and detailed and reasoned critiques at that moment

you are forgiven

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 December 2013 22:25 (ten years ago) link

b) c'mon son, you love 1970s Who. The Master never knowingly designed a trap that wasn't completely stupid and largely counterproductive, it's a trait of would-be Who villains to overthink their plots into ludicrosity.

Shit just happens in70s Who, nowadays it's all for a purpose. I know, I just need to accept NuWho is just because; plot reasons.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Thursday, 26 December 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

glad we got amy back for one line. was smith really bald when he shot this? are there shots of both of them bald?

akm, Thursday, 26 December 2013 23:28 (ten years ago) link

There are pics of MS with a buzz cut, though I don't know if that was specifically due to that scene.

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 26 December 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link

nah, he had some other gig

Autumn Almanac, Thursday, 26 December 2013 23:44 (ten years ago) link

He got a buzz cut for the Ryan Gosling film he did, but shaved it freshly during the filming, presumably to make the wig fit better. Didn't realise he'd gone full cueball though.

Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Thursday, 26 December 2013 23:45 (ten years ago) link

the only thing I was hoping for in this, which didn't happen, was that clara would go back to her parents with capaldi's doctor at the end and claim he was her real boyfriend.

akm, Thursday, 26 December 2013 23:47 (ten years ago) link

plotting was a mess and considering how poor he is at it it really is a mystery why he goes so ott w/ the plotting. that said was entertained and got quite weepy at the very end (prepare to roll yr eyes but i like thinking the doctor's scottish accent is somehow due to pond being in his thoughts at the time). loved that the actual regeneration was this snap instant change. matt smith was my first doctor and i'll miss him terribly, one thing i wonder though for ppl who've been watching for awhile is if it's common to have this sensation where whatever sadness you're feeling quickly flips to excitement and anticipation w/ the first brief look of the new doctor.

balls, Friday, 27 December 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link

yeah, that's a pretty unique feeling (which for the first time ever i didn't get yesterday)

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 27 December 2013 00:05 (ten years ago) link

part of me would like to see moffat and lindleof team up to see what kind of overly and poorly plotted mess they could come up w/

balls, Friday, 27 December 2013 00:09 (ten years ago) link

would also propose we start a new thread for capaldi era and that the thread title include the phrase 'OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY'

balls, Friday, 27 December 2013 00:11 (ten years ago) link

'CAPALDI IS THE BRAND NEW EXCITI oh wait moffat's still in charge nm'

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 27 December 2013 00:16 (ten years ago) link

the only thing I was hoping for in this, which didn't happen, was that clara would go back to her parents with capaldi's doctor at the end and claim he was her real boyfriend.

Could still happen! I mean, after they sort out the TARDIS piloting thing.

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Friday, 27 December 2013 00:21 (ten years ago) link

'CAPALDI IS THE BRAND NEW EXCITI oh wait moffat's still in charge nm'

― Autumn Almanac

Eh, I'm excited for the first time in a few years - hoping the change in Doctor and the wrapping up of all the byzantine plot threads points towards a major change of tack for next season.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 27 December 2013 00:38 (ten years ago) link

Everybody says something along your second point after every season, though.

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Friday, 27 December 2013 00:51 (ten years ago) link

smiths' era had, very much, a style and flavor to it. I realize not everyone liked it but I thought it worked way more often than it didn't. there were some rubbish stories, yes, but also some amazing highlights. The whole thing did very much have a fairy tale aire about it, from meeting amelia as a girl to the tardis in the sky with the staircase. I'll miss that stuff, wonder what they'll replace it with.

akm, Friday, 27 December 2013 00:55 (ten years ago) link

Read somewhere that Moffat said the major inspiration for next time will be T Baker's first season.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 27 December 2013 01:13 (ten years ago) link

See I like overly-complicated byzantine plots, I just don't think Moffatt's attempts at them have been very successful or engaging. He's better at creepy/wtf? moments, set pieces and clever throw-away lines. Hope he sticks to those strengths instead of this whole Doctor Who as The Saragossa Manuscript thing.

Viceroy, Friday, 27 December 2013 01:15 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I totally agree with all of that.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 27 December 2013 01:17 (ten years ago) link

Though I have it on good authority that school-age kids have been completely lapping up all the twisty turny meta-arcs in recent Who, so what do we know really.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 27 December 2013 01:21 (ten years ago) link

can we get a moratorium on the weeping bloody angels jfc they were cool ONE TIME

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 December 2013 02:03 (ten years ago) link

Time of Angels/Flesh and Stone was cool too. No more mileage in them now though.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 27 December 2013 02:07 (ten years ago) link

I can see why they won't let them go though, they're the only new monsters who have really gained iconic status.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 27 December 2013 02:08 (ten years ago) link

It's their own fault for nerfing them, though.

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Friday, 27 December 2013 02:51 (ten years ago) link

Oh come on, I just watched the xmas ep after having read all the complaining and criticism in advance.

I loved it! And I was pretty lukewarm about most of Series 7. I felt like Smith-as-old-man was almost a sort of payoff for enduring the more obnoxiously manic bits that have increasingly dominated the characterization.

I don't get the hate! Oh well...

Rube Goldberg Variations (zero of the signified), Friday, 27 December 2013 04:05 (ten years ago) link

re: the doctor's grave - it's possible that a future incarnation of him died on Trenzalore anyway? iirc River Song wasn't supposed to be there at all (she's still in the Library) - the doctor or someone else put her gravestone there to hide the secret entrance to his tomb.

Funny given all the doubts about him when he was first cast but I'm going to miss Matt Smith so much. Didn't matter how rubbish the stories were - he always found a way to make them work somehow.

Roz, Friday, 27 December 2013 05:47 (ten years ago) link

oh whoops someone else already explained abt river song's grave upthread - that's what i get for skimming and posting first, and reading properly later. :/

Roz, Friday, 27 December 2013 06:14 (ten years ago) link

the one smart-arse bit i liked was "WITH YOUR RULES!" - comparing the Daleks to the canon-preservation-society of fans (with their insistence on regeneration count) that had forced the plot-gymnastics

― Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd OTM. That, and the inversion of the old 'immortal' character stays young and watches mortal 'love' grow old thing.

Tim, Friday, 27 December 2013 09:34 (ten years ago) link

[also hello Sic, I said the other night I'd say hello when I bumped into you on here]

Tim, Friday, 27 December 2013 09:37 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I liked the mortality aspect too. Smith's Doctor lived for at least 600 years as far as I can tell, which represents a pretty good innings considering he was only 900 years old at the start of the Tennant era.

Noticed a shift in the last couple of seasons between the companion who travels with the Doctor at all times and the companion who pops in and out of the Tardis in between their normal life. Amy and Rory did this in the last season or two as well.

They're probably going to need to bump up the Tardis crew a bit in the Capaldi era, I'm not sure that young girl travels with scary bug-eyed old guy is quite going to cut it with today's audience but another person or two in there would balance it a bit.

Matt DC, Friday, 27 December 2013 10:37 (ten years ago) link

Some companions who aren't Clara ftw.

poor fishless bastard (Zora), Friday, 27 December 2013 10:42 (ten years ago) link

can we get a moratorium on the weeping bloody angels jfc they were cool ONE TIME

THIS THIS BLOODY THIS

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 27 December 2013 11:16 (ten years ago) link

Eh, I'm excited for the first time in a few years - hoping the change in Doctor and the wrapping up of all the byzantine plot threads points towards a major change of tack for next season.

if moffat's full of anything it's surprises. not holding my breath though.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 27 December 2013 11:18 (ten years ago) link

"Some companions who aren't Clara ftw."

I really like her now.

akm, Friday, 27 December 2013 18:20 (ten years ago) link

I think the actress has been doing a game job with a bunch of very variable scripts. She doesn't have Amy's charisma.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 27 December 2013 18:30 (ten years ago) link

lol Amy had charisma?

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Friday, 27 December 2013 18:35 (ten years ago) link

Yeah I knew someone would say that. I think she did.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 27 December 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

amy had red hair

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 December 2013 18:37 (ten years ago) link

amy had legs and red hair

akm, Friday, 27 December 2013 18:38 (ten years ago) link

amy had legs and red hair

OTM.

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Friday, 27 December 2013 18:39 (ten years ago) link

Especially the past tense. T______T

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Friday, 27 December 2013 18:40 (ten years ago) link

but I do think she had a lot of charisma, she was the most likable nu-era companion aside from donna, to me. I mean I guess you can say she was just pouty and legs and hair but I think she had depth.

akm, Friday, 27 December 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link

such legs

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 December 2013 19:09 (ten years ago) link

Nobody has ever mistaken my red hair for charisma. I must be doing it wrong.

I didn't really care for this, though I can't get too angry about it either. Wacky naked Doctor hijinks put me in a slightly grumpy mood not improved by a tour of all the loose ends of the last 3 series joined together in a slightly unconvincing manner.

Some nice moments though and will miss Smith despite being quite tired of Moffat writing for Smith. Hoping Capaldi's non-Smith/Tennant-ishness will force things in a new direction but we'll see.

not a player-hater i just hate a lot (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 27 December 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link

Hoping Capaldi's non-Smith/Tennant-ishness will force things in a new direction but we'll see.

https://24.media.tumblr.com/131ff7c99aab5a56f094d94348fb38ee/tumblr_mygtx4ttyC1sn0j3jo2_500.png

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Friday, 27 December 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link

;_;

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 December 2013 19:41 (ten years ago) link

OMG HES NOT OOGLY

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 27 December 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link

I really enjoyed that -- the writing has been underwhelming on Smith's run but I do appreciate just how weird it's been. There were lots of shows in the template of RTD's Doctor Who run (e.g. Buffy) but there's really been nothing like Moffatt's twisty three seasons (even if only about 30-50% of it actually worked). Smith certainly leaves with a lot of untapped potential, something you couldn't have said about Tennant.

Aside for that I want to thank sic for his relentless (perhaps too relentless) positivity on this thread, and always look forward to hearing his take.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 27 December 2013 21:40 (ten years ago) link

once amy stopped pouting she developed thanks to stories like 'the girl who waited'. i was not a fan and don't miss her, but she definitely improved as a character towards the end (rory's growth also helped that along imo).

the problem i have with clara is that she never got to be a real person before she became an enigma. rose, martha, donna, amy and rory were all normal people in the sequence of the show before they became warriors/gods of all time/etc, but clara was introduced as a supertemporal puzzle for the show to solve. at first i thought she had more potential than martha and amy combined (i just about fell out of my chair with joy in that first dalek/soufflé episode), but now i can't help seeing her as moffat's manifestation of his own incredible smugness.

one of the things i thought really hurt 'the time of the doctor' (and 'the day of the doctor') was the almost complete lack of standard, simple, human characters through which the viewer can relate, but i've already gone on about that like six times, so i'll just add this: right now i don't have a single non-sci-fi-spod friend who enjoys doctor who any more. obv there's nothing wrong with being a sci-fi spod (some of my best friends are sci-fi spods) but once the show loses everyone else it'll have a hell of a time trying to win them back.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 27 December 2013 22:04 (ten years ago) link

We're all spods now.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 27 December 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

I'm not sure the ratings hold up your spod theory though.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 27 December 2013 22:24 (ten years ago) link

matt smith era by far most popular who era in the us in terms of number of viewers

balls, Friday, 27 December 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link

Clara is totally a real person. The arc of 7b is about the Doctor being wrong and a dick about her. We know about her aspirations and how they're tempered by circumstance and loyalty and caring. We know she's one of the only companions ever to have enough self-belief and independence to not run away in the TARDIS, and insist on her own life and identity. We know she's really great at communicating with children, and see this grow from a background setting, to plot usefulness, to becoming an actual fulfilling career. She stands out from other companions in the way she brazens through scary and challenging situations while plainly totally bricking it inside - the anti-peril-monkey.

The Clara that travels with the Doctor from Bells Of St John is treated like a plot contrivance by The Doctor, due to his encounters with other versions in Asylum and Snowmen. But she's never written or played like this, and Name Of The Doctor shows that he - if his behaviour throughout, esp the lif-stalking at the start of Rings, hadn't already made it clear - was a cock, and not being fair, to do so.

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Friday, 27 December 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

^ x-post

yeah, the Smith/Moffat era is by a long chalk the most popular globally in terms of viewer numbers / DVD sales / merchandise / fan engagement in multiple age groups & platforms & so forth.

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Friday, 27 December 2013 22:32 (ten years ago) link

I'm not sure the ratings hold up your spod theory though.

smith has kept people watching imo. if the mega-clever twisty plot bizzo keeps on into capaldi it'll be interesting to see where the ratings go.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 27 December 2013 22:49 (ten years ago) link

Why exactly do I need to care about ratings and accessibility to first-time viewers, anyway? Why do these issues annoy people so much? Don't tv shows have marketing departments for these sort of things anyway?

Aside from that I have to admit I find Clara pretty dull. I miss the Arthur Dent-ish perspective that Rory added. All the other companions (except Martha) have had other characters to interact with outside the doctor. Clara always seems a bit motivation-less. The writing doesn't sell her and neither does the performance.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 27 December 2013 22:52 (ten years ago) link

Clara is totally a real person.

yes (and yes to the rest of your post) but she was an enigma first. moffat wheeled out the puzzle before the character.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 27 December 2013 22:53 (ten years ago) link

The Doctor is the one wheeling out the puzzle. We are only ever shown [the "proper"] Clara Oswald on her own terms.

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Friday, 27 December 2013 22:58 (ten years ago) link

Why exactly do I need to care about ratings and accessibility to first-time viewers, anyway?

high-concept sci-fi arguably killed the show in the '80s, and it could easily happen again. doctor who thrives/survives on its broad appeal—it's not like say the bsg reboot, where people-like-us are all that's needed to bring in a load of cash. if it fails to maintain several million viewers a week and however many squillions in merchandise revenue, the bbc will forcibly reboot it or throw it back on ice.

for all the criticism levelled at rtd, his version of the show exploded thanks largely to his much-maligned (including by me at the time) focus on earth stories and human beings and vaguely soap interactions. it was very, very accessible. yes he occasionally got all timey-wimey and universe-at-stake and so forth, but those periods (a) didn't last long and (b) didn't appear to be bragging the writer's incredible cleverness.

i didn't mention first-time viewers but christ knows how they're getting a grip on all this.

xp moffat is the one wheeling out the puzzle.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 27 December 2013 23:10 (ten years ago) link

oh god please don't let this become a 'YOU ARE' closed loop

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 27 December 2013 23:11 (ten years ago) link

The show being rubbish killed it in the eighties.

Frederik B, Friday, 27 December 2013 23:21 (ten years ago) link

first-time viewers but christ knows how they're getting a grip on all this.

Suspect the, ahem, brand is strong enough that a lot of first time viewers will be prepared to do a lot of the work themselves.

Based on very limited anecdotal evidence, a lot of kids love all the timey-wimey stuff, and hate the boring love bits and the bits with boring suburban families of companions.

Not a fan of the current set up myself tho, because fuck a young doctor who

UK Cop Humour (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 28 December 2013 12:01 (ten years ago) link

a lot of kids love all the timey-wimey stuff, and hate the boring love bits

kids otm

I don't have kids myself but every time I think "is anyone even still following this apart from the hardcore online fandom" my coworkers mention how into it their kids (age 10-14) are and I feel gently reassured

not a player-hater i just hate a lot (a passing spacecadet), Saturday, 28 December 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

Yeah they're all totally nuts for it at the secondary school my friend teaches at.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 28 December 2013 13:26 (ten years ago) link

What is a hardcore fan exactly? Me and Ms Chuck watch every episode and occasional Pertwees on Netflix, but it's not like we've started a Tumblr blog or anything

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 28 December 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

My cousins who are in middle school in a Minnesotan exurb shithole also love it.

hatcat marnell (suzy), Saturday, 28 December 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link

Part of me thinks that if the kids are all over it then our jaded criticisms are basically irrelevant.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Saturday, 28 December 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

all of our everything are basically irrelevant

j., Saturday, 28 December 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

my son (who is 7 1/2) is obsessed with it.

akm, Saturday, 28 December 2013 16:33 (ten years ago) link

Part of me thinks that if the kids are all over it then our jaded criticisms are basically irrelevant.

new board descrip

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 28 December 2013 17:42 (ten years ago) link

All your base are basically irrelevant.

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Saturday, 28 December 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link

kids these days

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 28 December 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link

stupid kids, too dumb to know to hate this kids show

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Saturday, 28 December 2013 22:00 (ten years ago) link

I enjoyed the Christmas special. Maybe not one of the best episodes but that last speech by Smith was great and the few seconds of the new Doctor we got was manic and exciting and fun as anything!

The quick regeneration was a nice touch! Definitely set it apart from the way too sentimental final episode of the 10th.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Monday, 30 December 2013 18:59 (ten years ago) link

would also propose we start a new thread for capaldi era and that the thread title include the phrase 'OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY'

OTM

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 03:32 (ten years ago) link

/I'm not sure the ratings hold up your spod theory though./

smith has kept people watching imo. if the mega-clever twisty plot bizzo keeps on into capaldi it'll be interesting to see where the ratings go.

So. Because you don't like it, the factual evidence that more people have watched it than ever doesn't matter?

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 03:38 (ten years ago) link

Well now I'm walking back that last post because it is massive overstatement caused by beers. The core sentiment still stands, though.

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 03:40 (ten years ago) link

uh huh

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 10:38 (ten years ago) link

kept ppl watching is wrong there - far far more ppl are watching now than the tennant era.

balls, Tuesday, 31 December 2013 17:48 (ten years ago) link

Clara is a total babe and just otm 100% my type I can't really judge objectively whether or not her story is any good. I enjoy it and it seems to make as much sense as anything in Who universe.

Have to admit I was kind of WTF about the crack in the universe re-appearing but then realized who cares this is how Dr Who rolls.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 31 December 2013 18:25 (ten years ago) link

I don't know why I want to make a distinction between the way Who rolls now and the way it rolled before, but I do. What's funny is that late-Smith Who is probably closer to the classics than anything else in nu-Who.

J, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 22:28 (ten years ago) link

So basically, my instincts are probably wrong.

J, Wednesday, 1 January 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link

http://www.tom-baker.co.uk/assets_cm/files/Image/tom_jazz.jpg

"All this year, in between all this Whooha, I have been nourished by my daily walks in the wood with our dog Poppy and our quirky little Burmese cat called Jazz who loves walks as much as Poppy even when the weather is bad. However, if it rains she leaps from ground level onto my shoulders for a ride so she doesn’t have to get her feet wet and curls around my neck to avoid the mud and puddles. To pass the time on bleak mornings I recite a few favourite passages from Shakespeare! Sometimes Jazz peers into my mouth as I spout speeches from Richard the third."

Rube Goldberg Variations (zero of the signified), Thursday, 2 January 2014 03:57 (ten years ago) link

Clara is a total babe and just otm 100% my type I can't really judge objectively whether or not her story is any good. I enjoy it and it seems to make as much sense as anything in Who universe.

You have the courage I lack to express this very sentiment. I thank you, sir.

Have to admit I was kind of WTF about the crack in the universe re-appearing but then realized who cares this is how Dr Who rolls.

Zactly. It was Moff's version of RTD having Tennant fly past all his companions, but Moff decided to go with his Rogue's Gallery (Angels, crack, Silence, plus throwing in the Cybermen and Daleks because Doctor Who) and sowed them all throughout the episode.

Matt Groening is MY Cousin (Leee), Thursday, 2 January 2014 17:37 (ten years ago) link

I pretty much loved this btw; it's like the 3rd Doctor's exile to Earth and collaboration with UNIT, only by choice and condensed into one episode and a hell of a lot longer

SHAUN (DJP), Thursday, 2 January 2014 17:39 (ten years ago) link

So there's basically zero indication of what happened in between the Doctor appearing on Trenzalore for the first time and Clara jumping into the time vortex or whatever and the start of the 50th Anniversary episode?

Matt DC, Thursday, 2 January 2014 17:50 (ten years ago) link

No: the Doctor takes her back home and goes on adventures, she takes her travels with him as fulfilling her wanderlust and translates her skills with children into training as a schoolteacher and getting a London-based proper job.

giant faps are what you take, wanking on the moon (sic), Thursday, 2 January 2014 18:23 (ten years ago) link

there do seem to be kind of weird gaps that I wasn't expecting between name day and time but whatever.

akm, Thursday, 2 January 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

The Pertwee callback is incredible

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 04:15 (ten years ago) link

badass

balls, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 04:20 (ten years ago) link

the doctor tailor otm

j., Tuesday, 28 January 2014 04:45 (ten years ago) link

no sonic

"Turkey In The Straw" coming from someplace in the clouds (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 05:39 (ten years ago) link

Since they now have older dude in the role, do you think they'll tone down the romantic tease between the Doctor and companions? (This was already reduced during Smith's tenure, compared to all the soap opera Tennant went through.) If they keep casting young women as companions, any romance plot is bound to look a bit creepy. I wouldn't mind seeing an older, more self-assured person in the role for change, though... Donna was by far my favourite nu-Who companion, I loved her take-no-shit attitude, as compared to the worshippy relation some of the others have had with the Doctor.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 08:07 (ten years ago) link

ditko fingers!

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 09:15 (ten years ago) link

haha, otm

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 09:34 (ten years ago) link

I've never watched old Dr. Who, so I was kinda wondering, has it ever been explained why the Doctor changes like he does between regenerations? Is there some reason he goes from old geezer to young dude and back to old geezer again, or is it totally random?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 09:38 (ten years ago) link

Did I hear that Capaldi was actually the oldest actor to play the Doctor so far, apart possibly from Tom Baker though not sure if that was what he was playing in that cameo. Though Hurt must presumably be a couple of years older surely? & I'm not sure how old Hartnell was, mid 50s?

I had a couple of reservations with the look, hair would be better longer and Dr Marten shoes are a bit clunky. But going back to the semi Edwardian look that seems to have been present with every doctor apart from Eccleston is good. I think Smith was even heading back in that direction in the last series when he got the longer coat.

As to what determines the age of the regeneration, is that down to the whim of whoever is running the production at the time of the change? Speculation was pretty wide on the last couple. He was even speculated to come back black or female. They have been pretty good choices up to now, though not used to their best in some cases. I'd still like to see Andy Serkis as a doctor think he'd be good

Stevolende, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 11:23 (ten years ago) link

As to what determines the age of the regeneration, is that down to the whim of whoever is running the production at the time of the change?

Hartnell was a couple of centuries old, Troughton was 600-odd, Baker/Davison/Baker all gave their age in the 700s. Smith has given his age as expanding from 900-odd to 1200-odd, plus another few centuries in the last episode, but it's also been fairly openly said that he's both lying and can't remember. The Eighth had several centuries of adventures in the BBC line alone, let alone comics and audio.

As for casting decisions, yes they're all made on whim, and not on the skills of the actor involved.

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 11:40 (ten years ago) link

Well yeah, obviously the real-life explanation are the whims of the producers, but what I meant, has there ever been in an in-universe explanation for why the Doctor's age (not the actual age, obviously, but the age he appears to be) and other attributes change between regenerations?

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Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 11:42 (ten years ago) link

Not really a fan of the DMs either, or the trousers, but the top half is cool.

Probably time for a new thread I'd say.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 11:58 (ten years ago) link

Pretty sure it's 100% random more or less, as usually even the Doctor himself is in the dark about his new appearance, hence looking in mirrors/acting loopy/"New nose, this'll take getting used to!"/etc.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 12:07 (ten years ago) link

But Romana was shown to have complete control over her regeneration, trying on different faces in a shopping montage.

(It's generally taken that the Doctor's are so random because a) they're usually under extreme trauma b) he's really shitty at most Time Lord-y things. [He was offered a range of choices when Troughton changed to Pertwee btw - nb "regeneration" still hadn't been invented yet, just that his face could change - but he chucked a tanty at the options and the Time Lords rolled their eyes and said "stfu we'll pick one then"])

New thread when Capaldi's first episode actually airs imo.

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 12:19 (ten years ago) link

In the 50th anniversary episode it's hinted he will eventually learn to control it, as the Tom Baker Doctor says he sometimes likes to revisit old faces... It's never explained, though, why this second Tom Baker incarnation is much older than the previous one; if he just wanted to have a face he'd had before, why didn't he look like Tom Baker when he was the Doctor, instead of Tom Baker in his 70s?

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Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 12:24 (ten years ago) link

Though TBH most of the things about the Doctor's age make little sense. In "The Impossible Astronaut", the older version of Smith is said to something like 200 years older than the younger one (apparently he spent those 200 years having offscreen adventures), yet it doesn't look like he's aged a day. But in "The Time of the Doctor" he spends 300 years on Trenzalore, and turns from a young mand into an old geezer.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 12:29 (ten years ago) link

I wouldn't overthink it, most of this stuff has been made up on the trot by many different writers over the course of 50 years.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 12:30 (ten years ago) link

Because Tom Baker is not currently 40.

BTW: Hartnell and Capaldi both started as The Doctor at age 55; John Hurt was 73 when he played The War Doctor; Baker was 79 when he played The Curator, and Pertwee was 75 the last time he played The Doctor.

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 12:33 (ten years ago) link

One of the faces offered to Troughton looks a lot like the Wet Vet imo, which possibly ties into the later fan theory* about regeneration through trauma picking something familiar hence why the Colin Doctor has the same face as Commander Maxil. This is actually kind of addressed when Romana regenerates, the Tom Doctor has a go at her for picking the face of someone that's still alive.

Actually I think this is where Moffat is going to go with it, should he (as he has alluded) explain the Roman guy and Peter Capaldi.

*Fan theory is kind of an open sore, barely scabbed over, that keeps getting picked at. See Season 6b for details.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 12:53 (ten years ago) link

ugh, terrible idea to address Roman Capaldi looking like Doctor Capaldi. UNLESS they also bring in him looking exactly like John Frobisher from Children Of Earth and go for a giant third-year reveal that actually FROBISHER has secretly taken over the role of the Doctor and then we switch to the adventures of Matt Smith and a shape-shifting alien penguin. :D :D :D

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 13:15 (ten years ago) link

I am starting to tire of Moffat's need to explain the minutiae of everything.

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 13:22 (ten years ago) link

^^^

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

^^^^ would watch xpost

(And yes, apparently it will also address Frobisher - COM one, not the penguin - despite The Doctor not seeing him to our knowledge)

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 13:38 (ten years ago) link

lol aldo is down for some hawt Moffat expos action

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link

Frobisher is the best companion ever and every human should be down for some hawt Whifferdill action

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 13:53 (ten years ago) link

Hahaha

Anyway, I thought I would check I hadn't imagined it and found the following:

http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2013-09-30/doctor-who-steven-moffat-has-an-explanation-for-peter-capaldis-earlier-appearances

"We are aware that Peter Capaldi’s played a part in Doctor Who before and we’re not going to ignore the fact," Moffat told Nerd3. "I’ll let you in on this. I remember Russell told me he had a big old plan as to why there were two Peter Capaldis in the Who universe, one in Pompeii and one in Torchwood. When I cast Peter, Russell got in touch to say how pleased he was, I said 'Okay, what was your theory and does it still work?' and he said 'Yes it does, here it is'. So I don’t know if we’ll get to it… we’ll play that one out over time. It’s actually quite neat".

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 13:56 (ten years ago) link

If there's anything worse than an unnecessary Moffat explanation, it's an unnecessary Moffat explanation flagged up in advance as being "really very clever and much smarter than anything you dimwitted nerds on the internet have thought of"

not a player-hater i just hate a lot (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:05 (ten years ago) link

really the big red flag for me here is Rusty involvement

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:13 (ten years ago) link

yeah, i was gonna say

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:16 (ten years ago) link

Is Capaldi wearing a cardigan under that coat? Bold choice imo.

bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:18 (ten years ago) link

I interpret that quote ("I don't kmow if we'll get to it...") as Moffat's polite way of saying "thanks but lol no"

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:18 (ten years ago) link

as to why there were two Peter Capaldis in the Who universe

it's called ACTING you feeb

would love to have heard a parallel dick wolf interview where he explains their clever theory abt why there are two jerry orbachs running around the law and order universe

is there anything in particular about the aesthetics of sci-fi that would give this kind of silliness any pertinence? role replacements are fairly infrequent in realistic tv styles/genres (it's hard not to think of becky from 'roseanne' as the example), but even when the realism is running pretty high no one thinks to bat an eye when an actor recurs in bit parts or even graduates to a major role. even to the extent of complete defiance—thinking of law and order again, some of the later-season major roles were filled by people who had -very recently- appeared in different, minor roles, at the extreme jeremy sisto playing a lawyer at the end of s17 and playing a detective from the beginning of s18 on. and all those sharp detectives never noticed a thing!

on the face of it if any show should be utterly unflappable about this sort of 'problem' it's doctor who. so is there something about it that makes the producers go for the explaining, e.g. making martha jones adola's cousin, this roman business? the doctor is always noticing identities of people who don't look like themselves, people who look right but aren't yet in the right place and time, people who are disguised, transformed, etc., and obv. he himself has some issues wrt himself there. so maybe who he is in the stories licenses some viewer wondering about that, so it makes sense for the producers/writers to make some concessions?

j., Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:35 (ten years ago) link

The Clara explanation WAS actually kind of clever and mostly fell flat because the lead-in stories spent more time thinking the mystery made her interesting rather than her being interesting in and of herself (really, the best parts of Clara's characterization have been the moments where she's like "um this situation totally sucks and I don't think I actually want to do this, but I have no choice so I'd better suck it up and do it" and those moments were supposed to point towards her eventual self-sacrifice but they didn't land hard enough in the context of Wacky Smith Is Wacky Plus They Might Kiss)

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:37 (ten years ago) link

Oh thank god.

The same actors turn up in different roles in long-running series like Eastenders and Holby City and whatever all the time. It doesn't need explanation because literally no one other than idiot sci-fi nerds actually cares.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:42 (ten years ago) link

uh dude, they didn't do it with Philip Madoc or Jean Marsh or Ian Marter or Colin Baker or Karen Gillan or Nicholas Courtney or any of the dozens and dozens of other actors who played different roles in the history of the show. if there's any reason now, it's because they're afraid nerds won't stfu if they're not given something to suck on.

xpost

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:44 (ten years ago) link

well that explanation would suggest that sci-fi nerds are unable to accept certain fundamental differences between reality and fiction, which might be something xp

j., Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:45 (ten years ago) link

I find myself increasingly annoyed with the kind of drama writing that is in constant meta-dialogue with its fanbase as it actually happens. Gatiss did this with the comeback episode of Sherlock as well, it's just lame. I blame social media.

Weirdly it's less annoying when Abed does it in Community but possibly because it's less nudge-nudge when it happens, or perhaps it's just better writing.

Matt DC, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:48 (ten years ago) link

Well meta-dialogue is kind of half the point of Community.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link

the only time I remember old-Who doing this was with Romana's regeneration; it strikes me very much as being a nu-Who obsession with dotting every I and making everyone in the vortex of the show's weird related to each other

there's an interesting metastory lurking behind this in the idea that the Doctor pulls entire dynasties of families into his orbit; like say if someone creates a genealogy that shows that Bret Vyon is a descendent of Alistair Gordon Lethbridge-Stuart and the Doctor's adventures with his ancestor put his family line on the path that ended up pulling him into the Dalek Masterplan story, it's a neat-for-supernerds idea that also gives an in-universe for why the two characters look so similar (obv the actual real-life "they were played by the same actor" answer should be fine but world-building rules, you drool etc)

so basically as a dude who owns all of the original Virgin books and 95% of the BBC books before the show's relaunch, I'm not opposed to this in concept but the execution is starting to annoy the fuck out of me

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:54 (ten years ago) link

so is there something about it that makes the producers go for the explaining, e.g. making martha jones adola's cousin, this roman business? the doctor is always noticing identities of people who don't look like themselves, people who look right but aren't yet in the right place and time, people who are disguised, transformed, etc., and obv. he himself has some issues wrt himself there. so maybe who he is in the stories licenses some viewer wondering about that, so it makes sense for the producers/writers to make some concessions?

I think it's not just that Dr. Who is sci-fi, but that time travel and regeneration and (like you say) general fascination with transformation/disguises/doubles and other sorts of "out of place" weirdness are big elements in the show... For example, various Star Trek shows had loads of supporting actors appearing in two or more different roles, but they almost never tried to explain these in any way, even though time travel and cloning and other sci-fi things that could provide an explanation do exist in Stra Trek too. I think it's because ST is "harder" and more cerebral sci-fi than Dr. Who, and has less interest in bodies and their mutability. So the "need" to explain these things certainly seems to rise from Who's specific qualities, even if usually there's no real need for explanation.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 14:58 (ten years ago) link

I mean to be honest, there's no better example of how the ppl running nu-Who view it as a big toybox where everyone is related than Rusty's "look at everyone flying the TARDIS in perfect harmony oh and btw eventually Mickey and Martha get married" shit

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 15:00 (ten years ago) link

For example, various Star Trek shows had loads of supporting actors appearing in two or more different roles, but they almost never tried to explain these in any way, even though time travel and cloning and other sci-fi things that could provide an explanation do exist in Stra Trek too. I think it's because ST is "harder" and more cerebral sci-fi than Dr. Who, and has less interest in bodies and their mutability.

Tuomas, address why Who didn't do it with Marter and Courtney and Marsh and Gillan and Baker and Madoc then

(D1CK$) (sic), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 15:13 (ten years ago) link

IIRC they didn't do it with Gillan because she had on so much makeup and was such a minor part that no one felt like they had to make the connection; compare/contrast to Eve Myles/Freema Agyman/Jenna Coleman (whose character was created specifically with this type of story in mind). This is totally a nu-Who obsession.

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link

well tuomas i wouldn't explain it that way wrt star trek, there bodily identities/integrities are caught up in a matrix of technological restoration/repair/replacement and phenomenologically unfamiliar-but-explicable alternative modalities (like, they got odo's kinda people, intelligent space clouds, etc.), which probably has the whole roddenberryan space liberal vision in the background somewhere, different peoples and their planets and cultures, joining in to a space federation where they serve common goals hopefully w/o suppressing/losing their identities (their klingon badassness, their control over their vulcan emotions, etc.). so it's less hardness, more the way in which identity is being conceived in relation to those other things which are allowed in the story-world to be relatively reconfigurable, or not.

nu-who seems no less cerebral, it's just that it uses more mythically/fantastically-charged materials.

btw the issue is not nec. why who have not done this when they could/should have, but why they bother on more than one occasion at all when the usual way tv-acting/casting works would give them permission to utterly ignore it with no consequences.

xxxp

j., Tuesday, 28 January 2014 15:19 (ten years ago) link

I mean, the real answer to this is "fans spent over a decade making their own Who fiction that eventually turned into everyone in the TARDIS being cousins and those are the people who ended up running the relaunch" but that's no fun

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 15:21 (ten years ago) link

As long as the show is fun (and it is, even in the horrible eps) then plotting and consistency is the last thing on my mind.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 15:46 (ten years ago) link

not every horrible episode is fun, signed a dude who will never of his own free will watch The Idiot's Lantern ever again

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 15:47 (ten years ago) link

That sounds like an invitation to abduct you during the dead of night and strap you down A Clockwork Orange-style for your own personal viewing if I've ever heard one!

Neil Nosepicker (Leee), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:11 (ten years ago) link

Hah i have never seen that one cos of the bad rep.

Emperor Cos Dashit (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:13 (ten years ago) link

You should watch it, it's underrated.

/snicker

Neil Nosepicker (Leee), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:14 (ten years ago) link

Come the fuck on: the horrible Olympic torch relay one is the worst.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:17 (ten years ago) link

half of that entire season is the worst

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 18:34 (ten years ago) link

Anna, formerly of this parish, with a good spot

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:18 (ten years ago) link

There was no room for the hippies’ peace and love

YES

j., Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link

wait even better

My guess is that this Doctor will be angry, sharp-thinking and mostly very controlled – except on the few occasions he turns into a bit of a berserker.

j., Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:31 (ten years ago) link

Doctor in NYC

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:32 (ten years ago) link

what's the funny? they often take preorders before it airs

kinda hoping we get a branding/logo refresh

Brakhage, Friday, 31 January 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link

Reviews all written from the future.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Saturday, 1 February 2014 01:33 (ten years ago) link

Oh damn. I just skimmed right past that. That's freaking awesome

Other highlights include, 'Lets Kill Osama', a story set in 1066 with absolutely no references to Osama Bin Laden whatsoever and the two-part 'Quarry Quandary' which is set entirely in a quarry in Wales, filmed on location in Singapore.

bwahhhh hah ha

Brakhage, Sunday, 2 February 2014 17:41 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

I'm fond of the idea the series gets back to where it started, with two teachers from Coal Hill School.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:50 (ten years ago) link

Be kind of neat if the first Capaldi adventure was visiting the stone age.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 14:52 (ten years ago) link

Clara turns out to be his granddaughter.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link

ha it just occurred to me that they could bring back Susan any time they wanted to by the magic of regeneration

sent as gassed to onto rt dominance (DJP), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 21:15 (ten years ago) link

actress is still alive so hopefully they'd give her the dignity of a regeneration scene

akm, Tuesday, 25 February 2014 22:42 (ten years ago) link

Susan is used really well, and played by Carole Ann Ford, in "season 4" of Big Finish's McGann stories.

also :( at discussing plot points itt seven months before the stories air

I got the Poison, I got the Rammellzee (sic), Tuesday, 25 February 2014 23:40 (ten years ago) link

Well, what should people do for seven months then?

Tuomas, Friday, 28 February 2014 09:57 (ten years ago) link

Btw, I just saw "Star Trek: Into Dumbness", and I was kinda wondering: am I the only one who thought the guy at beginning of the movie (played by Noel Clarke) was actually Mickey, stranded in the 23th century because of some TARDIS-related hijinks?

Tuomas, Friday, 28 February 2014 10:01 (ten years ago) link

Sorry sic, I momentarily forgot the spoiler policy on Doctor Who.

Tuomas, Doctor Who threads are pretty much a complete spoiler free zone. One the episode has aired in the UK it's fine for discussion, although there may still be people (and I tend to abide by this) hold back on particularly spoilery things until US and AUS airings (or enough time for people to obtain nefariously if airtime is way off).

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 28 February 2014 10:21 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I get that, but I don't think the "no spoilers" policy should apply to people speculating about future plotlines? AFAIK none of us are working in the Dr. Who staff, so it's just pure speculation for fun, not actually spoiling anything. IMO this sort of speculation and guessing is big part of the fun of fandom, and it happens on pretty much all ILM TV show threads.

Tuomas, Friday, 28 February 2014 10:28 (ten years ago) link

"ILE TV show threads"

Tuomas, Friday, 28 February 2014 10:29 (ten years ago) link

remember how delightful the first 20 seconds of the 50th anniversary special were? imagine being similarly surprised and heartwarmed by there turning out to be a new male companion who's a teacher at Coal Hill School when you actually watch the episode, not half a year or more before it airs.

Charles, hatless (sic), Friday, 28 February 2014 10:43 (ten years ago) link

I see that, but OTOH there are people (like myself) who like to discuss official Who-related news, such as the announcement of a new companion (which is on the BBC site, not in some gossip mag). Should there be two different threads, one for us, and one for those who want to remain completely spoiler-free? I mean, if we're being strict about spoilers, no one in this thread should've even mentioned Peter Capaldi until "The Day of the Doctor" had aired... Or maybe even until "The Time of the Doctor" had aired, since you didn't see his full face in "Day" and he's uncredited there.

Tuomas, Friday, 28 February 2014 10:59 (ten years ago) link

we did this already

every time you sneer at "white boys with guitars" a Ramone dies (onimo), Friday, 28 February 2014 11:02 (ten years ago) link

Excatly, and that's why I'm apologising to sic.

Sorry again.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 28 February 2014 11:30 (ten years ago) link

I dunno I kind of think if you're that precious about spoilers maybe you should just avoid the internet.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 28 February 2014 11:36 (ten years ago) link

We've done that before as well.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 28 February 2014 11:42 (ten years ago) link

I haven't done anything.

Tuomas, Friday, 28 February 2014 11:43 (ten years ago) link

New board description.

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 28 February 2014 11:48 (ten years ago) link

^^^We've done this before but obviously need to look at the issue again.

If something (casting and the tiny bit of info that accompanies same, generally) is on the BBC site it really isn't a spoiler. There's a point at which others' need to be cocooned from all information is just not a realistic thing to ask from other people on an internet discussion board. Speculation is fun, too.

baked beings on toast (suzy), Friday, 28 February 2014 12:02 (ten years ago) link

OTM.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 28 February 2014 12:04 (ten years ago) link

remember how delightful the first 20 seconds of the 50th anniversary special were? imagine being similarly surprised and heartwarmed by there turning out to be a new male companion who's a teacher at Coal Hill School when you actually watch the episode, not half a year or more before it airs.

― Charles, hatless (sic), Friday, February 28, 2014 10:43 AM (3 hours ago)

This is the responsibility of the BBC - they're the ones releasing the information. If they think the information piques interest rather than spoils surprises then that's their prerogative. Expecting people not to talk about information released by the official sources is ridiculous. Expecting people not to speculate is also ridiculous (and as Tuomas says, nobody here works on the show, speculation != spoilers). Obviously posting leaks from insiders, digitalspy etc is not on, but in all my time reading these threads I think that's happened, like, twice?

emil.y, Friday, 28 February 2014 14:46 (ten years ago) link

The Beeb never give anything too important away really. Though I'd quite like it if regenerations were complete surprises, but it would be rather impractical to keep a change of lead actor in a massively popular show secret.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 28 February 2014 14:55 (ten years ago) link

I didn't think posting casting news from the BBC website was a spoiler.

Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Friday, 28 February 2014 15:05 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I was thinking recently it'd be great if they sprung one just in the middle of the course of normal events, in the middle of a season somewhere. I do sort of sympathise with sic's position about (good) surprises being 'delightful', but that's the idiosyncratic position - most people like to read introductions, watch trailers, look up a synopsis, read a review etc before they consume media.

xp - it's not!

emil.y, Friday, 28 February 2014 15:08 (ten years ago) link

i've not seen much of this show the last few years but when i was following it, because i am quite precious about spoilers, i figured not reading this thread or others like it was the only reasonable way to go tbh

I never did nothing to no curry (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 February 2014 15:09 (ten years ago) link

nothing stopping people setting up an "absolutely nothing that cd be construed as a spoiler in this thread" thread, i'd've thought?

I never did nothing to no curry (Noodle Vague), Friday, 28 February 2014 15:10 (ten years ago) link

I do understand how it would be fun to watch an episode with no prior knowledge and be like 'Oh shit it's an Ice Warrior!', but I think if you're serious about seeking that kind of experience you should have the discipline to not go on threads like this.

I wish to incorporate disco into my small business (chap), Friday, 28 February 2014 15:12 (ten years ago) link

We've been though this before and even officially sanctioned BBC interwebs were out of bounds (iirc it was because Karen Gillen said before the season finale in a BBC televised interview she was coming back the next season).

Ian Glasper's trapped in a scone (aldo), Friday, 28 February 2014 15:15 (ten years ago) link

god for a bunch of time travel show nerds yall sure are wedded to your own timeline

j., Friday, 28 February 2014 15:19 (ten years ago) link

congrats to former ilxor al ew1ng and my pal nick abad3is on getting to write new doctor who comics:

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=51164

Ward Fowler, Friday, 28 February 2014 18:30 (ten years ago) link

I'm as much of a spoilerphobe as there is on ILX (I avoid film trailers, tv promos, the copy on the back of novels/jackets, etc.), but if you follow Who even tangentially on the internet, something on the level of a new companion joining the cast is going to be impossible to avoid. It's the simply cost of being on the Internet, and a well-crafted episode will spring the surprise and delight on you no matter your foreknowledge -- I'm sure that a lot of us weren't going to be ~surprised~ that Capaldi would make a cameo in the 50th, if not actually expecting/anticipating it, but the way the show did it still managed to provoke a strong, visceral geekout.

eeeLuvium (Leee), Friday, 28 February 2014 19:05 (ten years ago) link

it's not the announcement of casting I was talking about, and no idea at all why ppl think I was saying anything about speculation*; just the specific plot info that Clara will be returning to Coal Hill School and etc etc as mentioned.

*obv now we know, it'd be a little sad to not at least see the headmaster in the background of a scene, after the security guard in Adventure In Space And Time

Charles, hatless (sic), Friday, 28 February 2014 23:29 (ten years ago) link

Wait, really?

Lee with three E's (Leee), Friday, 28 February 2014 23:31 (ten years ago) link

Wasn't Clara already shown teaching in the school in The Time of the Doctor?

Tuomas, Saturday, 1 March 2014 11:58 (ten years ago) link

no, Day Of, like I said

Charles, hatless (sic), Saturday, 1 March 2014 12:09 (ten years ago) link

Well anyway, what I meant is that it isn't a huge spoiler she's teaching there by series 8, is it, if we're already seen her there in a previous episode?

Tuomas, Saturday, 1 March 2014 15:01 (ten years ago) link

Burying the lede here, I think - a1 ew1ng doing a Matt Smith comic? That's pretty cool.

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 1 March 2014 15:18 (ten years ago) link

she couldn't be returning if she hadn't already been there.

Charles, hatless (sic), Saturday, 1 March 2014 23:30 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

There's a new teaser trailer thing for series 8, someone start a nu thread with a witty title.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 17:08 (nine years ago) link

fingers crossed thread title incorporates 'Fuckity Bye'

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 17:09 (nine years ago) link

OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY: nu-Who season 8

On-the-spot Dicespin (DJP), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 17:12 (nine years ago) link

Kissing u.

Call the Doctorb, the B is for Brownstein (Leee), Tuesday, 27 May 2014 17:13 (nine years ago) link

two years pass...

I've been rewatching Who lately, and I just finished season 5 (still the best nu-Who season overall, IMO), and I noticed a weird thing in "The Lodger". When Amy is trapped inside the TARDIS, there are a couple of times (most notably in the scene after the Doctor's football game) when she appears to be startled by something that's inside the TARDIS, offscreen to us viewers... But then she just shakes it off, and doesn't say anything about it to the Doctor. I checked the Doctor Who wiki to see if it had any info on this, and someone speculated that one of the Silents was inside the TARDIS, which would explain why Amy sees something, and then seemingly forgets the whole thing a moment later.

If this was indeed intentional on Moffat's part, then it's helluva piece of foreshadowing, because it's barely noticable and it's never mentioned again. I know there's a more obvious piece of foreshadowing in the episode, since the fake TARDIS the Doctor investigates is revealed to be built by the Silence in season 6, but this is way more subliminal. The timing would certainly be right: "The Lodger" takes place right before the season 5 finale, so presumably whatever it is the Silence did to make the TARDIS explode was done aroung this time.

Tuomas, Monday, 13 June 2016 08:40 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

JUst seeing headlines on Facebook about Capaldi definitely staying beyond season 10 which, is nice.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 2 August 2016 20:06 (seven years ago) link

:D

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 2 August 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link

great, he should stay on indefinitely

akm, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 23:03 (seven years ago) link

Eh, indefinitely wears thin after a while - Matt Smith was great to start with, but then he (or I suspect Moffat) wore that into a nub of antics. On the plus side, the best two seasons so far have been a show-runner's first.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 3 August 2016 23:08 (seven years ago) link

On the minus side, neither of those showrunners have been Chris Chibnall.

chap, Thursday, 4 August 2016 09:20 (seven years ago) link

On the plus side, the best two seasons so far have been a show-runner's first.

I'd argue pretty strongly that 4 > 1

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, 4 August 2016 13:19 (seven years ago) link

I can see that argument, I prefer Donna over Rose, but I prefer Ecclestone a lot over Tennant (I should in fairness go back and rewatch them, I may have softened on Tennant, he'd just really really worn out his welcome, and that was before the never-ending goodbye).

A lot of the stories in Season 4 are just a bit meh (Partners in Crime, Planet of the Ood, The Doctor's Daughter, The Unicorn and the Wasp), though it does really build towards a storming end, which definitely affected me more than either The Parting of the Ways or Doomsday.

Whereas apart from the silly Aliens of London / World War III, the first series has Rose / The End of the World / Dalek / The Long Game / Father's Day / The Empty Child / The Doctor Dances / Boom Town / Bad Wolf / The Parting of the Ways - that's definitely enough to tip it over for me.

A lot of this is definitely affected by its context as the first new Doctor Who season, and the poses it sets out about what a new DW could be - The End of the World is a MASSIVE beneficiary of this, for example - but that's still the context I know it in.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 4 August 2016 14:48 (seven years ago) link

I like 9 over 10 as far as Doctors go but 4 was an incredible season (not to take away from 1 because that was also incredible)

Don't boo, vote (DJP), Thursday, 4 August 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

Season 1 is still my favourite, probably, if only because it gave me by far the most joy at the time.

apart from the silly Aliens of London / World War III

I even thought this was good back in the day!

chap, Thursday, 4 August 2016 15:45 (seven years ago) link

A lot of the stories in Season 4 are just a bit meh (Partners in Crime, Planet of the Ood, The Doctor's Daughter, The Unicorn and the Wasp)

I think two of those are good! But would agree on the other two.

chap, Thursday, 4 August 2016 15:46 (seven years ago) link

The first half of S4 ranges from meh to complete shit (the Doctor's Daughter) but it turns a corner after that one and the second half is very strong.

Matt DC, Thursday, 4 August 2016 15:58 (seven years ago) link

The first half of S4 ranges from meh to complete shit (the Doctor's Daughter) but it turns a corner after that one

You could say it turns left.

Pleeesiosaur (Leee), Thursday, 4 August 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

JUst seeing headlines on Facebook about Capaldi definitely staying beyond season 10 which, is nice.

These are presumably responses to Moffat merely saying, in April this year, that Capaldi hadn't given notice that he would need to be written out in the 2017 Christmas special; he's on one-year contracts, and they haven't started filming S10 yet, let alone Moffat having to think about writing the episode which will shoot next year.

Possibly this information appeared behind the headlines; I don't know how Facebook works.

Shakey δσς (sic), Friday, 5 August 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link

four months pass...

no comments on the christmas special? I thought it was great, though not as good as last year's. curious to reuse the same baddies as well; will they be coming back in the next season? because they aren't that compelling. Trailer for series 10 all looks good.

akm, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 02:21 (seven years ago) link

lol didn't realize there was an Xmas special!

Bianca Smell BO (Leee), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 02:32 (seven years ago) link

The baddies were new, werent they? I enjoyed it a lot

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 02:36 (seven years ago) link

I also thought they were new. I liked the breeziness and silliness of the plot, also happy that Nardole wasn't annoying.

¶ (DJP), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 02:46 (seven years ago) link

it was pretty good! where do i know the superhero actor from?

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 03:23 (seven years ago) link

i am warming to nardole, new companion looks p cool from the preview too

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 03:24 (seven years ago) link

selected notes i made while watching it

- dr. sim set up as sniffler but this is dropped after he turns out to be an alien. was he sniffling because he needed a new body? NO
- why did the number of brains increase if they are just exchanging headspaces?
- so the aliens look like brains, but they can also split their hosts' brain areas apart? whut
- why did he open his face, again? update: they open the heads because they have guns in there. duuuuummmmb
- what's the deal with all this regressive male nanny talk. oh right women are the ones who make babies and that is their defining characteristic per moffat.
- was there a point where the doctor went back to repair matt lucas and decided the guy who lost his body early on while also talking like a retard would make a great companion?
- ok arousal/levitation callback altho the setup scene didn't make sense
- matt lucas replaced as companion with squeak toy
- why was the kid not supposed to use his superpowers again?

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 07:20 (seven years ago) link

James, they were the baddies in the last Christmas special, the other one Matt Lucas was in. They had USB sticks in their heads in that one.

Horizontal Superman is invulnerable (aldo), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 08:35 (seven years ago) link

Hmm. I should rewatch that. Surprised how likeable i found nardole, given how much i loathe Little Britain.

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 10:45 (seven years ago) link

This felt much more Chibnally than Moffaty imo. Rewatched the Scrooge In Space one from a few years back and it just seemed so much more sophisticated (perhaps to a fault) in comparison.

nashwan, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 15:51 (seven years ago) link

Carrie Fisher. :-((((

jane burkini (suzy), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 18:05 (seven years ago) link

I'm genuinely curious as to what people saw in that, I thought it was fucking terrible. Why is it always superheroes that causes people not as clever as they think to decide that they have an angle that clearly no-one's thought of before?

Shoal of the Winter Harvest => Harvest Shoal is something I didn't spot, which is a little odd since I actually liked the previous episode.

"The Doctor is lonely" is the exact opposite of a Christmas Miracle.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 20:32 (seven years ago) link

- plodding from start to finish, packed with talking-head scenes that had no spark whatsoever
- abanana otm re the strange male-nanny focus
- either moffat can't write for americans, the american cast went to the tommy wiseau school of acting, or both
- nardole (?) is not very interesting

after 2015's incredible heights this was a mystifying disappointment. even capaldi was dull.

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 20:57 (seven years ago) link

I agree it was plodding. I watched the NINE MINUTE pre-credits stretch twice because I thought I must have missed something. later on there was a 5 minute period where i zoned out (something about a bomb?)

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 27 December 2016 21:24 (seven years ago) link

not sure where the bomb came in, i had zoned out almost completely by the halfway mark.

honestly this reminded me of the phantom menace, in that 90% of the scenes were people in tiny spaces yapping.

Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 27 December 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link

nu companions ranked, not counting ones who were only in a single episode (Kylie, etc):

Donna
Rose
River Song
Clara Oswald
Mickey
Wilf
Jack Harkness
Martha Jones
James Corden
Adam
Amy Pond and her amazing plot device vagina
Rory
Britain

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 00:00 (seven years ago) link

amy far far too far down the list

akm, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:19 (seven years ago) link

first-year amy belongs down there imo, but later-years amy was top five

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:20 (seven years ago) link

Donna
River Song
Rose
Amy Pond (year 2+)
Jack Harkness
Clara Oswald
Rory
Wilf
Mickey
James Corden
Amy Pond (year 1)
Martha Jones
Adam
Britain

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:24 (seven years ago) link

that's more like it. is 'britain' nardol? seems unfair to rank him at this point

akm, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:29 (seven years ago) link

who the fuck was adam?

akm, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:30 (seven years ago) link

adam was the guy who got a hole in his forehead in the first season. and yes britain is nardole.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:35 (seven years ago) link

the american cast went to the tommy wiseau school of acting

all one of them

sad, hombres (sic), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

adam was completely a device to show that the doctor has standards and won't just take anyone. difficult to rank him as a companion given his single purpose.

i agree re waiting to see how britain turns out, but current indications are not good.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:48 (seven years ago) link

terrified of the idea of Matt Lucas as a regular, but Nardole was used well in this ep imo

sad, hombres (sic), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

xxp

all one of them

― sad, hombres (sic), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 12:48 (twenty-six seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

maybe that explains it too then

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:49 (seven years ago) link

I mean, whatsername off The Catherine Tate Show turned out alright

RIP Perkins tho

sad, hombres (sic), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:51 (seven years ago) link

moffat can't write for americans

can't believe nobody pointed out that Americans pretty much never say "glazier"

The beaver is not the bad guy (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:56 (seven years ago) link

Harmony Shoal is a multinational firm though

sad, hombres (sic), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 01:57 (seven years ago) link

nu-who spends an inordinate amount of time in america. i understand the commercial reasons, but as a viewer who's not in america it's increasingly jarring.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 02:02 (seven years ago) link

If you're going to split up Amy across seasons, you should split up Rose as well, since S1 she was great and slowly became unbearable and awful over the course of S2 (not entirely on her own, Tennant also became unbearable until he was cut loose from that stupid unresolved love story and put into an unrequited live story where at the end he was told to go stuff it)

¶ (DJP), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 04:43 (seven years ago) link

can i admit that I got completely confused by the whole 'river song is pond's daughter' storyline

like i get it but it was so weird & kinda creepy, like he was sort of half in love with pond & then her daughter turns out to be the love of ages & i loved river song to that point but i went lukewarm on their whole thing after that

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 05:10 (seven years ago) link

you should split up Rose as well, since S1 she was great and slowly became unbearable and awful over the course of S2

true, i was thinking more that the ever-pouting kissogram amy who moffat had instructed us to regard as sexy was so unique a level of terrible as to be practically a whole different character

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 05:11 (seven years ago) link

can i admit that I got completely confused by the whole 'river song is pond's daughter' storyline

it threw me on the first go round (and i hated it) but on the second go round i completely got it (and loved it)

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 05:12 (seven years ago) link

in face the whole smith era (except the series with the dinosaur thing and rory's dad), won me over completely on second viewing

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 05:13 (seven years ago) link

so much timey wimeyness, it was v disorienting for my tiny brain

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 December 2016 05:39 (seven years ago) link

it… yeah, wibbly wobbly overdrive

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 06:01 (seven years ago) link

like i get it but it was so weird & kinda creepy, like he was sort of half in love with pond & then her daughter turns out to be the love of ages

He was never even half in love with Amy! Amy had the hots for him for a while, but it was made clear he never reciprocated. That was one thing I liked about Season 6 & 7, that after all the soap opera of the previous seasons, Eleven was mostly aromantic/asexual (except with River), and the companion was allowed to have a regular human love interest with whom everything worked out in the end, no pointless drama.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 21:28 (seven years ago) link

Anyway, I watched the Christmas special, and a nitpicker as I am, the main question in my mind afterwards was: where the fuck was this Ghost guy during all the times in the previous seasons when Earth was in peril?! Dude has Superman level powers, but he didn't do anything when the Cybermen or the Daleks or the Sycorax tried to conquer Earth, or when spaceship Titanic was about to hit it, etc? You'd think several of the earlier plots had gone a bit differently if he'd interfered? You can't just retcon a character who's that powerful as having always been there without explaining why he didn't do anything! Or was Moffat really suggesting that the Ghost did nothing when, say, alien robots dragged Earth across the galaxy and launched a full-scale attack on it, just because the Doctor told him as a kid that he shouldn't use his powers?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link

Also, the alien part of the episode was pretty obviously recycled from "Aliens of London" / "World War Three" (with a dash of Watchmen): evil aliens fake a spaceship crash so that they get prominent politicians into a place where they can kill them and impersonate them by wearing their skin, thus becoming secret rulers of humankind.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 21:48 (seven years ago) link

I think, in fairness, that what Moffat was going for was that the Ghost looked after Earth during the 24 years that the Doctor and River Song spent together after the previous Christmas Special. I'm not saying that makes logistical sense, mind you (but I'm also not sure it's really supposed to).

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 28 December 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, it's not meant to*. Also, 1) he's not meant to be Superman-level, 2) he can't address any threats more than a borough or so away, bcz bb, 3) if Superman was Superman-level powered then there would never be any threats to the DC universe, so that's not much of a logical thread to pull.

*also infuriating if you want to try and map time & sense: 24 years after 1987 would have this set in 2011, when Osgood is only a low-level functionary at the place her dad used to work, not a significant figure who gets reports on international incidents

but the 24 years is only meant to be a passing reference to the last time we saw the Doctor. (Apart from Class.) More years may have taken place for him since the end of that 24, too.

sad, hombres (sic), Thursday, 29 December 2016 01:18 (seven years ago) link

I thought this Christmas Special was bad. Probably as bad as the Titanic: The Space Ship, but even less enjoyable. Nardole was the least of my complaints. I did like the concept of the brain aliens though, so their return as a smarter, more dangerous foe would be welcome. The Xmas episodes, I have to remind myself, are generally written with the casual audience in mind. At least James Corden wasn't in this one!

Frobisher, Thursday, 29 December 2016 03:07 (seven years ago) link

he's not meant to be Superman-level

Dude is invulnerable, can lift a spaceship (which must weigh tens of tons) using only his bad hand, and can break a glass that would withstand a nuclear explosion with the snap of his fingers. So yeah, I would say he's Superman level. He could be even more powerful, since the Doctor explains the crystal he swallowed pretty much does anything he wishes.

he can't address any threats more than a borough or so away, bcz bb

Why can't he? What does "bb" mean?

if Superman was Superman-level powered then there would never be any threats to the DC universe, so that's not much of a logical thread to pull.

Superman has successfully thwarted several alien invasions and other threats to Earth. So it's certainly inexplicable why this guy has seemingly done nothing, even though he's explicitly described as a massive do-gooder who wants to save as many lives as possible.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 December 2016 07:10 (seven years ago) link

bb means baby

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 December 2016 07:22 (seven years ago) link

(Assuming from context)

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 December 2016 07:23 (seven years ago) link

Ah, okay... But the baby wasn't even a year old, so most of those threats to Earth that happened in previous seasons would've been before she was born.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 December 2016 07:27 (seven years ago) link

And you can't use the publication date of the Superman comic to say that the present day in the episode is actually 2011, because as Sic says, the Osgood reference at the end of the episode wouldn't make sense then. Most likely young Grant simply had some older comics in his collection, as most comic book readers have.

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 December 2016 07:37 (seven years ago) link

Also Who is always retconning things, it is part of its DNA, you can just say what we saw in the past now happened differently because Dr 12 inadvertently created a superhuman, so what the doctor experienced no longer matches what the rest of us remember happening. Dr 11 says as much to Amy at one point, maybe in one of the S5 mini episodes? Just as the current version of Earth Who history no longer seems to contain Mondas visiting in 1986.

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Thursday, 29 December 2016 10:00 (seven years ago) link

I thought about that explanation, but since the Doctor was heavily involved in thwarting those earlier threats to Earth, if the Ghost was doing the same, you'd think they had met in the past? Yet it's heavily implied neither has seen each other since Grant was a kid. Also, wanna bet than when those earlier events are referred to in future episodes, no one will mention that a mysterious superhero was there fighting the Daleks/Cybermen/Sycorax/Sontarans?

Tuomas, Thursday, 29 December 2016 10:13 (seven years ago) link

He is restricted in scope because he's got an alarm that goes off every 15 minutes that reminds him to go wank on one of her dresses.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 29 December 2016 13:01 (seven years ago) link

You should probably not watch Torchwood. xp

nashwan, Thursday, 29 December 2016 13:09 (seven years ago) link

ITT someone gets mad about mutable continuity in a show about mutable continuity

¶ (DJP), Thursday, 29 December 2016 14:56 (seven years ago) link

nu-who spends an inordinate amount of time in america. i understand the commercial reasons, but as a viewer who's not in america it's increasingly jarring.

― Autumn Almanac

as a viewer who is in america i can't understand the reasons. doctor who you suck at america. go back to wales.

increasingly bonkers (rushomancy), Thursday, 29 December 2016 16:02 (seven years ago) link

in my first and only TV voice-over job i had to convince the (British) director that an American would never say, let alone understand, the word "rosette" in the context of receiving a prize. they would say "ribbon". it took an awfully long time to win the argument. less hard-headed ppl than me would have just been like, fuck it

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 29 December 2016 19:42 (seven years ago) link

<19>"What does "bb" mean?"

― Tuomas,</i>

it's something you masturbate in the same room as

akm, Thursday, 29 December 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

gah fuck those html tags

akm, Thursday, 29 December 2016 21:32 (seven years ago) link

"what's the deal with all this regressive male nanny talk. oh right women are the ones who make babies and that is their defining characteristic per moffat."

I think Moffat thought viewers would react this way to a male nanny and thus spent a lot of time pointing to the situation and going "no, you see, it's TOTALLY ALL RIGHT". Well intentioned but perhaps selling the general public of 2016 a bit short.

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 30 December 2016 11:47 (seven years ago) link

The viewing pubic in the U.K. voted for Brexit and the viewing public in the US elected Trump. If anything, he was giving viewers too much credit.

¶ (DJP), Friday, 30 December 2016 16:11 (seven years ago) link

i live in progressive minded Berkeley and even here a male nanny is a rare exception; let's not pretend like there is complete gender parity in the nanny profession. pointing out the rarity of it isn't like saying "omg, a FEMALE doctor?"

akm, Friday, 30 December 2016 17:54 (seven years ago) link

Also this is for values of TOTALLY ALL RIGHT which include being a super-creeper.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 30 December 2016 19:21 (seven years ago) link

As someone who's been pretty consistently into the Moffat era of the show, this was really, really bad. Mostly due to every element of the superhero plot, which seems like it could've easily been excised from the episode without really affecting the colonization plot at all.

what is the lever disease? (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 December 2016 22:19 (seven years ago) link

let's not pretend like there is complete gender parity in the nanny profession. pointing out the rarity of it isn't like saying "omg, a FEMALE doctor?"

― akm, Saturday, 31 December 2016 04:54 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

true, but it's not remarkable enough to point out explicitly. this is a show that (since 2005 especially) has women and men doing all sorts of things that weren't common 50 years ago, and everyone gets on with it and nobody bats an eyelid.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 30 December 2016 22:43 (seven years ago) link

As someone who's been pretty consistently into the Moffat era of the show, this was really, really bad. Mostly due to every element of the superhero plot, which seems like it could've easily been excised from the episode without really affecting the colonization plot at all.

Except of course for the final resolution.

¶ (DJP), Saturday, 31 December 2016 02:33 (seven years ago) link

DJP, I doubt there's a considerable overlap between Trump/Brexit voters and people who watch Doctor Who tho.

Daniel_Rf, Saturday, 31 December 2016 13:14 (seven years ago) link

The colonisation plot was pretty rote stuff in its own right, it was mainly there to give some conflict to the superhero plot. The whole thing felt super phoned in.

Matt DC, Saturday, 31 December 2016 13:32 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, it was pretty disappointing, because Dr. Who + superheroes could've provided a fertile mixture, but now both part of the story were stuff we're super predictable, there were none of the sort of cool surprises this sort of genre play could provide in the best case. The superhero identity hijinks were stuff we've seen for decades with Spider-Man/Superman/etc, and the alien invasion plot was recycled from "Aliens of London".

Tuomas, Saturday, 31 December 2016 15:30 (seven years ago) link

When does BBC start the new season? Only seeing it listed as Spring still.
Glad there'll be no Carla. Not sure about presence of Nardole, could become wearing.
Hope Bill will be ok.

Stevolende, Saturday, 31 December 2016 16:01 (seven years ago) link

I thought I heard the guy say April during the end credits.

Frobisher, Saturday, 31 December 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link

yeah april.

there is no character named 'carla'

akm, Saturday, 31 December 2016 21:38 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I enjoyed the special while it was on, but it was basically shit. I'd have resolved the romance subplot with her knocking him back for repeatedly neglecting her baby.

Like many people, enjoyed Lucas a lot more than I thought I would.

chap, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:17 (seven years ago) link

Next season trailer was exciting, but it always is.

chap, Tuesday, 17 January 2017 15:18 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

more info on the new companion

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 31 March 2017 19:03 (seven years ago) link

possible minor spoiler even in the url, but that news is superb

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 31 March 2017 20:38 (seven years ago) link

Yes

I hear from this arsehole again, he's going in the river (James Morrison), Saturday, 1 April 2017 00:18 (seven years ago) link

Good second trailer:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbJqNa0_Oz0

I quite want to discuss the final shot, but I know this thread is particilarly spoilerphobic.

chap, Monday, 3 April 2017 15:11 (seven years ago) link

well I am excited *shocker*

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 3 April 2017 15:18 (seven years ago) link

If you're a new-spoiler-hating twitter person, I'd avoid Twitter for the rest of the day...

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 6 April 2017 18:05 (seven years ago) link

yeah that was an unwelcome surprise, thx bbc :(

stanley weebeard (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 6 April 2017 20:02 (seven years ago) link

apparently footage leaked

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:34 (seven years ago) link

It was in a trailer at the screening. Moffat told all present to keep the secret but the guy from the Sun broke the embargo :-((

syzygy stardust (suzy), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:42 (seven years ago) link

the BBC should know by now that it can't trust anyone

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 6 April 2017 21:48 (seven years ago) link

spoiler is of the "not that shit again" variety.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:51 (seven years ago) link

that'll do, guys

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Thursday, 6 April 2017 22:53 (seven years ago) link

I'm bemused, because I didn't think that was remotely a spoiler?

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:02 (seven years ago) link

Ah okay, I meant the one at the end of the trailer - abanana otmfm

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 6 April 2017 23:11 (seven years ago) link

It's not a piece of news that fills me with great joy.

chap, Friday, 7 April 2017 16:33 (seven years ago) link

that was... fine

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 April 2017 00:26 (seven years ago) link

Yeah sad that it's being announced to be his final season. Would like more of him.
Glad to see his hair getting longer and the red frock coat reappearing.
Thought episode pretty good.

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 April 2017 05:12 (seven years ago) link

guys i think bill might be

gay

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 06:57 (seven years ago) link

There are a number of stories online saying who the next Doctor is. I don't remember hearing anything about a build up or what the possible choices were.
Has that got to do with there being no series last year, so less discussion around?

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 April 2017 10:22 (seven years ago) link

This happens every time though. If you're going by newspapers and celeb mags they deliberately pick someone 'controversial' for the clickbait and trot out the usual cliches about bookmakers suspending bets etc. Has anyone ever met anyone who actually put money on who the next Doctor is btw?

nashwan, Sunday, 16 April 2017 10:48 (seven years ago) link

Thanks for the warning to avoid newspapers today.

Thought that was a great intro episode. As usual, a solid Moffat script turns to nonsense around the 30 minute mark, and some typically naff BBC direction, though it rallies at the end. But Bill's v. good, and the show looks like it's having *fun* for the first time in a while, even if the story was just a mashup of an old RTD "love is the answer" plot with a Moffat "machine part makes regrettable error" story.

Not sure what the deal with the eyestar was - foreshadow of a story to come, or just confusing incidental detail?

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 16 April 2017 10:57 (seven years ago) link

plenty of foreshadowing all through this. i hope it's going somewhere because this whole episode was by the numbers imo. even next week's is the template new-companion's-second-episode in a spoilery way that i won't go into.

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 April 2017 11:23 (seven years ago) link

new doctor rumours are deeply troubling :(

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 11:55 (seven years ago) link

lets not repeat them here then :)

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 16 April 2017 12:24 (seven years ago) link

I had heard rumours of Movellans and was thrilled they were back even just for a few seconds. Also glad that their foes are out of the way because the series feels full with the already -announced-by-the-Beeb-but-I'm-not-going-to-spoil x, y, y^2 and z.

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Sunday, 16 April 2017 12:44 (seven years ago) link

I thought Movellans were viewed as a bit naff from the first time they appeared. Possibly could have been used better , but I'm sure galactic Rick James fans are useful innit?
Are thy just going to cycle through possibly underused alien races throughout this series?

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 April 2017 12:51 (seven years ago) link

Yeah it's a shame they can't cultivate aliens from the new era as well as bringing back old ones. Not sure which of the new era species with a specific 'iconic' appearance are the best though ('Angel' statues aside as they weren't supposed to have but do I guess). Moffat doean't seem to have been bothered about innovating in this respect - at least RTD tried with Slitheen, Judoon, Ood etc.

nashwan, Sunday, 16 April 2017 13:23 (seven years ago) link

perhaps moffat feels more challenged when he does new things with existing aliens, or perhaps the bbc demanded retreaded aliens in exchange for absolute freedom to timey-wimey

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 April 2017 13:28 (seven years ago) link

(i hope that made sense)

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 April 2017 13:28 (seven years ago) link

If today's media speculation about Thirteen turns out to be true it would be so fucking lame and quite possibly the death knell of the show.

chap, Sunday, 16 April 2017 13:52 (seven years ago) link

I was thinking of it being like going from Tom baker to Peter Davison but I don't really know what this other guy's like. Not sure what I've seen him n.
But hopefully it is just early speculation. Looks like several of the stories i was seeing earlier are actually citing the Sun.

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:47 (seven years ago) link

BBC aren't biting.

Loved the episode, why couldn't Capaldi have started like this? OH YEAH, SODDING CLARA.

syzygy stardust (suzy), Sunday, 16 April 2017 14:52 (seven years ago) link

The rumoured new guy is exactly who I'd have put money on it being - I said as much somewhere else a few months ago. I think he'll be OK, but he comes with baggage which'll be hard to shift for UK viewers (see also Tate and Corden, for example).

ailsa, Sunday, 16 April 2017 15:01 (seven years ago) link

I like Bill but thought Deep Breath was far better than this both as a season opener. It's different if there's an existing companion to deal with though. xp

nashwan, Sunday, 16 April 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link

There is no way whoever the #1 rumoured person is now will actually be it.

nashwan, Sunday, 16 April 2017 15:05 (seven years ago) link

i fuckin hope not

years of immersion in the seduction community (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 April 2017 15:17 (seven years ago) link

don't even watch this any more but please god no

Raul Chamgerlain (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 16 April 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link

I like everything about Bill

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 16 April 2017 15:24 (seven years ago) link

I can't imagine anyone not thinking #1 candidate is a complete twat, I think even my mum hates him.

calzino, Sunday, 16 April 2017 15:30 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't entirely taken by the actual story for this episode but okay it's an introduction to the character.

I can forgive the syrupy stuff now - 'OMG you were meant to be lecturing about quantum physics but talked about ... poetry!', and yet they don't actually bother to quote any poetry or quantum physics, etc.

Syrupy sweet music still, although sometimes I did notice it getting quite jagged. I can overlook all this as it seems to be the price of keeping it on TV at all.

I thought Matt Lucas was an alright foil, not too overpowering.

They managed to get one genuine creepy bit in, the shower/the eye staring out of the plughole. I like to think there's a team of writers coming up with loads of unheimlich stuff but only one little bit gets allowed into any episode.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 16 April 2017 15:31 (seven years ago) link

Re: the possible new Doctor. Yeah. Total twat. And yet they'd be playing the Doctor and you never know. The Doctor is kind of a twat? Problem could be solved neatly by making new Doctor a woman, something I'd support.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 16 April 2017 15:33 (seven years ago) link

does everyone hate this guy? I don't know him. he looks vaguely familiar (i'm in the US)

akm, Sunday, 16 April 2017 16:05 (seven years ago) link

oh, love actually (which I like, fuck off)

akm, Sunday, 16 April 2017 16:07 (seven years ago) link

he was in long-running terrible sitcom and a long-running terrible series of adverts for a telecommunications company

soref, Sunday, 16 April 2017 16:33 (seven years ago) link

I think I know the guy you mean. Would not be a great choice. He's a bit "your least memorable university housemate". Doubt it will happen, but who knows re Brexit Trump etc etc

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 16 April 2017 17:12 (seven years ago) link

he could have just had awful material though. I mean, in his defense, knowing nothing else about him.

akm, Sunday, 16 April 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link

apparently people have been pushing for the woman from Fleabag...that I could get behind

akm, Sunday, 16 April 2017 17:17 (seven years ago) link

In the meantime let's talk about Bill and why she's great, specifically: great comic timing; odd-looking but clearly stunning (a la Matt Smith); capable of delivering Moffat's (now slightly tiresome) banter and a dippy romance subplot with 100% dignity retained; just got everything so right in the photograph scene: heartbreaking without bring emo about it. Acting, basically.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 16 April 2017 17:18 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I like her, wonder if she'll last beyond Capaldi. Do wish we had another few seasons with him though.
Or that we'd had a few with him and Not Clara.

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 April 2017 17:52 (seven years ago) link

xp and totally self-reliant, takes no nonsense, really hope that carries through the series

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 16 April 2017 19:29 (seven years ago) link

two things that have bothered me enough about this episode to linger into today:

1. bill sees that photo of her mum with the doctor in the background, but it never comes up again. unless she didn't spot him in the photo (am i missing something?), while it's not quite "i definitely have breast cancer" it didn't (at least explicitly) factor into her decision to join the doctor.

2. the doctor promises to take bill through space and time to find heather, who afaict is just someone bill had a crush on for a while. either it's all about the doctor's urge to fix other people's relationships when he couldn't fix his own, or it's just lazy writing.

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 April 2017 23:50 (seven years ago) link

The doctor-spotting is more for the audience, to show that this was her Christmas present. She's a little confused by it - is it a trick of the light, or? - but that's just passing in the face of the actual joy of having all the photos.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 17 April 2017 00:04 (seven years ago) link

that's fair enough. if it's for the audience alone it makes sense. moffat's usually good at tying up loose ends (wither in excellent or terrible ways) so

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 April 2017 00:07 (seven years ago) link

I just chalked that up to British reserve TBH.

syzygy stardust (suzy), Monday, 17 April 2017 01:14 (seven years ago) link

Bill rules

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 17 April 2017 03:45 (seven years ago) link

otm

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 17 April 2017 04:23 (seven years ago) link

Yeah Bill is a very refreshing and likeable character. She's great. It'll be sad to see Capaldi go at the end of this season, hopefully she stays on with the next Doctor and hopefully he's not that one guy. ugh.

Frobisher, Monday, 17 April 2017 06:29 (seven years ago) link

I thought this was excellent

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 08:03 (seven years ago) link

Some subtextual stuff about relationships and loss of identity, I thought - an ongoing concern for The Doctor, obvs, and made explicit by this water-beast that imitates you and wants to be you, and you be it, forever, together

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 08:04 (seven years ago) link

Good episode - a smattering of the usual Moffat flaws of course, but generally very human and likable, just like Bill.

chap, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:40 (seven years ago) link

i assumed the doctor in the background of the pic would be coming back later in the season and would play somewhat into why he's so interested in Bill to begin with.

akm, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:54 (seven years ago) link

it'll definitely come back, but i thought maybe that moment would factor into her decision to join him, given that that fact about him would have stuck in her head more than anything

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:56 (seven years ago) link

*more than anything else

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 12:56 (seven years ago) link

I need to rewatch because I don't remember exactly how the scene played out but I'm not 100% convinced that we are supposed to think Bill noticed the Doctor's reflection in the background of that picture; I think that was solely for the audience so that we would know that the Doctor went back in time and took a bunch of pictures of her mother as a surprise Christmas present. (Again, I need to rewatch; at the time I thought she noticed but I read a review that thought it was meant to be ambiguous but didn't come off correctly due to how astute Bill had been about everything else, so I now I'm second-guessing.)

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 13:35 (seven years ago) link

i wasn't sure either so i've just now rewatched the scene (it's around 15 mins in). she definitely sees him in the photo because she looks quite closely at his face and reacts to it.

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 13:42 (seven years ago) link

Oh, she noticed but decided not to call him out on it.

syzygy stardust (suzy), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 13:48 (seven years ago) link

i know it's a dumb thing to get caught up on, but it should have come up in some way in those final scenes. her mother's death is still raw, he's inside that photo, and she doesn't even think about it when he asks her to tag along? rtd is probably not so popular now, but he'd at least have indicated to the audience that it was on her mind. as it stands it looks like they just forgot.

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 13:52 (seven years ago) link

…by which i mean they chose to show the audience her reaction to the photo (which i want to call chekhov's photo), but not any thoughts she might have had about it at the end. it seems very odd to reveal one moment and not the other.

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 14:00 (seven years ago) link

i didn't think she quite caught it tbh. as if she could tell something was off but not what. a bit like the puddle. the zoom in was for us. (and i needed it!) but i am notorious for not thinking that hard about dr who

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 18 April 2017 14:07 (seven years ago) link

"but i am notorious for not thinking that hard about dr who"

I love Tracer Hand !

the pinefox, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 14:16 (seven years ago) link

was the Doctor at the University an intentional nod to Shada/Dirk Gently?

akm, Tuesday, 18 April 2017 14:46 (seven years ago) link

spoilery as fuck rumour that makes me deliriously happy (DON'T EVEN HOVER OVER THIS LINK)

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:50 (seven years ago) link

One of my friends just posted that rumor on my Facebook wall.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:53 (seven years ago) link

this one would be 800 billion times better than… the other one

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:54 (seven years ago) link

I didn't see the other one; was actively avoiding it.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:55 (seven years ago) link

i wonder if they leak these things deliberately just to see how people respond

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:56 (seven years ago) link

"The next Doctor will be... Richard Coyle!"

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:58 (seven years ago) link

the entire cast of coupling in rotation

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 April 2017 14:59 (seven years ago) link

next week: gina bellman rescues bill from a terrible mark gatiss script

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:00 (seven years ago) link

ten million percent happier with that rumour than the first one - fingers crossed

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:05 (seven years ago) link

an on-screen presence like nobody i've seen since tennant tbh, and the talent to back it up

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 April 2017 15:06 (seven years ago) link

I feel I've said elsewhere that I suspect they made the new companion black and gay and female to deflect criticism when her second doctor is none of them - I'd be happy to be wrong of course!

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 21 April 2017 15:10 (seven years ago) link

Bah: https://twitter.com/MichaelaCoel/status/855431949967659008

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 21 April 2017 18:22 (seven years ago) link

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why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 21 April 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link

I have a feeling whoever they pick will be lower profile than all the favorites or rumored people so far. as much as I'd love to see Idris Elba or Tilda Swinton.

akm, Friday, 21 April 2017 19:44 (seven years ago) link

The Rock imo

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 22 April 2017 10:07 (seven years ago) link

holding out for billy crystal

ben "bance" bance (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 22 April 2017 10:42 (seven years ago) link

Would love ~ Swinton.

Just watched the premiere (didn't know it had started again -- bad nerd!), and I was really underwhelmed by the meta-winkiness that stood in for plot, dialogue, or cool things happening. The episode being a riff on "The Water of Mars" didn't help much, either.

But then, I thought through the episode from Heather's POV, which was a story about mental illness, and it was a little better. You have her bottomless depression balanced against the Doctor's usual mania, how her real-life alienation (see what I did there) was so profound that she let herself be taken and absorbed by this thing that turned into an almost-unyielding, crushing (see what I did there) force of nature.

Bashir-Worf Hypothesis (Leee), Saturday, 22 April 2017 19:47 (seven years ago) link

And if only those Daleks had better aim, we'd be spared any more of this Nardwuar.

Bashir-Worf Hypothesis (Leee), Saturday, 22 April 2017 21:10 (seven years ago) link

- i continue to dislike britainbot. this time he's got frankenstein's monster's body, which is better than explaining his body 30 minutes into the episode like last time. he again has a wide-eyed moment where he explains the theme. stop this.
- i like how they say that bill smiles when she doesn't understand something, then it's demonstrated later on. it's subtle enough.
- third time nu who has used "doctor wot?" donna's is still the best.
- bill trying out different explanations for the tardis, i was surprised that she thought it was a time travel machine based on the time of day changing -- i expected it to go the other way around (traveling through time and the time changing, but bill thinking they went halfway around the world)
- the vault is supposed to be a mystery, right? same with why the doctor shouldn't be time traveling. lack of time travel could suggest a tribute to pertwee's second season.
- cg still looks like shit, oh well. the practical fx look good.
- the episode is designed as an intro for new viewers. i'm ok with it being a bunch of old ideas being reintroduced. i hope the season adds new ideas and isn't a rehash memberberry. i'm a bit worried that it will be, based on the preview clips.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 23 April 2017 01:49 (seven years ago) link

those comments are based on "the pilot" btw.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 23 April 2017 01:50 (seven years ago) link

he again has a wide-eyed moment where he explains the theme. stop this.

there's a specific name for that one character who explains obvious shit to the audience, can't remember what it is just now

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 23 April 2017 02:48 (seven years ago) link

I enjoyed this one a lot more than the Pilot. It wasn't an especially revolutionary concept but it all just looked so fantastic. Bill is a great companion as well.

Matt DC, Sunday, 23 April 2017 11:38 (seven years ago) link

A great location find, but a pretty uninspired story with equally blandly designed robots. It was all secondary to some nice dialogue exchanges and relationship building stuff, though, which is fine for now. Hopefully, things will step up a gear for next week's Georgian frost fair episode.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Sunday, 23 April 2017 12:01 (seven years ago) link

not enough people generally. last week's villain was some water, this week's was some robots/nanobots. i mean i get that the doctor and bill are meant to bouncing off each other atm but they're reacting to concepts rather than people. even the people at the end of this one (antony royle &c.) were bashing out cardboard dialogue.

also this one didn't have 30 minutes of plot much less 45, and the ending was lazy.

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 23 April 2017 12:16 (seven years ago) link

I liked this again. Do enjoy the show when it's being light and simple and unambitious.

Bill remains excellent but I hope they don't lean too you much into the old codger vs. voice of yoof dynamic. There were some very 7/Ace style exchanges in this ep.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 23 April 2017 13:04 (seven years ago) link

Though there was a bit with the skeleton cupboards when I was like, er, maybe I'm not ready for "dayglo aushwitz" as a sci-fi concept.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 23 April 2017 13:10 (seven years ago) link

Got reminded of a load of things, Sam Slade Robo Hunter, The Happiness Patrol, among others.

Is the location a real thing or what is it? I don't know how much CGI costs for something like that.
Are they doing much filming outside the UK these days? Just looks like it would make more sense in a more tropical or temperate place.

Stevolende, Sunday, 23 April 2017 14:13 (seven years ago) link

Building is in Valencia, took me a while to recognise.
http://www.radiotimes.com/news/2017-04-22/visit-doctor-whos-spectacular-colony-world-in-valencia

nashwan, Sunday, 23 April 2017 14:50 (seven years ago) link

"The Happiness Patrol" OTM. I liked this fine though bill and the doctor's riffing actually got a bit tiresome to me.

akm, Sunday, 23 April 2017 16:51 (seven years ago) link

Just watched - liked the design and pacing and ideas and visuals. I'm not sure about the ending yet. Will read what people here said about it since last time I was on this thread

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:54 (seven years ago) link

Yeah so the bit where everything is solved by the idea of paying rent to landlords ...

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 23 April 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link

Alternatively, reparations.

There were some very 7/Ace style exchanges in this ep.

You say that like it's a bad thing!

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 23 April 2017 18:26 (seven years ago) link

Ha, didn't mean it that way! Not sure it's the best fit for Capaldi, but it's only episode 2.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 23 April 2017 18:29 (seven years ago) link

Will say about this one, I think they got the atmosphere and environment 'right' in a way they often don't in nu-who. It still moves far too quickly (and I would have liked to be able to just watch for five minutes as bits of the building peel off into a nano-swarm and then reform somewhere else etc) but at least the setting has some substance built up?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 23 April 2017 21:04 (seven years ago) link

Yeah, nice design and mood in this one, great interaction between Doc and Bill, let down by a distinctly average plot and very bland secondary characters.

chap, Sunday, 23 April 2017 22:07 (seven years ago) link

nice ark in space reference in this episode, too, i think?

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Sunday, 23 April 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link

Yeah so the bit where everything is solved by the idea of paying rent to landlords ...

― Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, April 24, 2017 3:59 AM (five hours ago)

Alternatively, reparations.

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, April 24, 2017 4:26 AM (four hours ago)

it's a Reverse Silurians

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Sunday, 23 April 2017 23:42 (seven years ago) link

Capaldi seriously channeling Tom Baker, both in voice and face, at times

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 24 April 2017 01:27 (seven years ago) link

I thought this was going to have the same ending as The Happiness Patrol and was initially happy it didn't, then have gotten progressively annoyed about the ending they actually went with.

Like, okay the robots gained sentience and were de facto enslaved as a result, I get that; they weren't sentient when the whole thing started and they decided to start mulching sad people afaict, and even if they were having the resolution be "suck up to the monsters that ate the cute kid's mom" is deeply unsatisfying. I also don't get why Bill would be so on board with this, given that she had just found out that this enclave of humans was one of the last bunches in existence. I also don't buy the Doctor cavalierly wiping the robots' memories, given that he'd just discovered they were sentient and that he just went through all of that angst with Bill over wiping her mind and how that tied to the lingering angst from the mind wipe that pulled Clara out of his memory.

That said, the Doctor/Bill interaction continues to be fantastic and Bill feels much more like a real person than Clara did. The first 3/4 of the episode were super creepy in all of the right ways. It would have been kind of funny to see Amy and Rory in that place; I assume Rory would have been vaporized instantly.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 24 April 2017 14:55 (seven years ago) link

Yeah I felt they probably had to cobble an ending together quickly, and tried to press a few different moral 'keys' but just made a noise, sort of thing

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 24 April 2017 15:40 (seven years ago) link

The irritating thing is that they could have gone with the solution they used but shifted the reactions to it and the story would have been stronger for it; The Doctor muted and regretful about wiping the Vardi's memory, Bill asking the Doctor if erasing memories is his solution to everything, more focus on the colonists' attempts to reconcile the danger they placed themselves in with the second chance to have better communication lines to avoid its repeat, etc. It wasn't a happy ending and seemed like the writing was really forcing it to be; they should have leaned a little more into the ambiguous melancholy and let the adults spin some more, which also would have helped make the kid's reconciliation with the robots sound a much more forceful hopeful note than the random aside it actually got.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 24 April 2017 16:02 (seven years ago) link

someone remind me; did the doctor's memory of clara get wiped?

akm, Monday, 24 April 2017 17:38 (seven years ago) link

Yes. It's something else they should have woven into the resolution of this, given that they just made reference to it in the previous episode.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 24 April 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link

Is that related to the oath he swore? Who did he swear it to, River?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 24 April 2017 17:50 (seven years ago) link

AFAIK we don't know anything about the oath yet.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 24 April 2017 17:51 (seven years ago) link

yeah there seems to have been some time passed between the Xmas specials and now. we don't know what's down there (although I gather it's related to the OG Cybermen who are coming back) or what the hell is going on.

akm, Monday, 24 April 2017 18:23 (seven years ago) link

He did say he was 2000+ years old now, so we've obviously got a big gap (even though that ignores the billion years he lived through in "Heaven Sent").

Bashir-Worf Hypothesis (Leee), Monday, 24 April 2017 18:36 (seven years ago) link

He said he was over 2000 in Capaldi's first episode

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 00:07 (seven years ago) link

(and the second and third Doctors were both thousands of years old)

(Moffatt has always said offscreen that the Doctor has no idea how old he is)

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 00:09 (seven years ago) link

Doctor regularly wiped everybody's memories in the human/zygon struggles, not sure he has that big a problem with it

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 04:31 (seven years ago) link

"Smile" began well, but thinking about it after a few days, that mad jumble of an ending is its most memorable part.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 06:32 (seven years ago) link

Lol @ trying to reconcile every last ad hoc flimsy plot device various hack writers have tossed off for a kids TV show over course of 50 years tbh

why labour 'foot problems' since 2015? (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 08:07 (seven years ago) link

Doctor regularly wiped everybody's memories in the human/zygon struggles, not sure he has that big a problem with it

This was before he got his own mind wiped and got super emo about it, as shown in the end of Hell Bent and in the interaction with Bill at the end of The Pilot.

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:44 (seven years ago) link

so he's a billion years old but doesn't know it?

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 13:51 (seven years ago) link

Not exactly--that billion years was experienced by billions of different bodies, and his current self only experienced the very last (what was it--an hour?) cycle of Heaven Sent.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 23:52 (seven years ago) link

ah okay

fucking pop records (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 25 April 2017 23:53 (seven years ago) link

each "cycle" of Heaven Sent takes a couple of days or so for the participants, depending on how long each new Doctor takes to figure things out (and even if they were rigid, the later ones obv each take a few seconds longer than their predecessors, as he makes it further through the bird speech)

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 26 April 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link

this whole year feels so dated

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 29 April 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link

also i wish they'd stop explaining the basics to us, like the reboot isn't already 12 years old

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 29 April 2017 23:34 (six years ago) link

That was comfortably the best of the three so far. Simple but effective.

Missy being in the vault already seems too obvious though.

nashwan, Sunday, 30 April 2017 00:08 (six years ago) link

Bit bored of big monsters really being something nice that needs saving, didn't they do this with a tyrannosaurus rex at one point?

Liked the ice fair setting, urchins, cruel industrialist, thought all that was really good but honestly would have preferred a straight-forward historical. Might have been a better context to deal with the race issue rather than as a side to a big monster that took three minutes to design and still not quite sure what the little angler fish had to do with it.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 30 April 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

Like how do you mess up the concept of a nasty underwater creature with a big mouth that lurks under the ice and swallows people? Why the need to bring in these extra fish that we're told 'aren't carnivores' and then, what, they melt the ice? They carry the victim off to be eaten by the big thing? Eh?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 30 April 2017 16:02 (six years ago) link

Another good one. Basically it was Kill The Moon without the annoying stuff. I'd always rather watch a lightweight but enjoyable episode of nu-Who than an ambitious but annoying one (e.g. most of last season). Capaldi is now so smooth it's easy to miss what a great job he's doing - I like that he seems to have split the difference between first-season-misanthrope and second-season disco dad.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 30 April 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link

also i wish they'd stop explaining the basics to us, like the reboot isn't already 12 years old

This is a show for children. The viewers they're explaining the basics to are watching it for the first time, and weren't alive 12 years ago.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 1 May 2017 00:34 (six years ago) link

immediately reminded of Louis CK's bit: "black people can't fuck with time machines!"

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Monday, 1 May 2017 00:53 (six years ago) link

Liked it despite it being a plotwise retread of 'The Beast Below' and that Torchwood episode about 'The Meat'. But Bill is great and Capaldi very much hitting his prime, and the vibe between them is lovely to watch.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 1 May 2017 01:58 (six years ago) link

I accidentally didn't cancel my Amz Prime trial, so I'm now catching up on Capaldi-Who. Not bad at all.

I'm going to put my guess in the hat that Chiwetel Ejiofor is still the best man for the job of the 13th Dr. (he was offered the 11th). I'd still prefer Swinton, who could pull off the requisite asexual yet charming aloofness.

behavioral sink (Sanpaku), Monday, 1 May 2017 02:30 (six years ago) link

That late-ish 11th Doctor getting everyone to forget he existed subplot never really went anywhere, did it?

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 1 May 2017 03:45 (six years ago) link

...yes?

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 1 May 2017 05:53 (six years ago) link

I'd be pretty stoked with Swinton, but isn't she kinda of a big movie star? I don't think the actors who've played The Doctor before have ever been as internationally famous as her.

I remember with the 11th doctor, something happened so that he undid the memory wipe from the Dalek hive mind... I don't remember how/why everyone else began to remember him though.

Frobisher, Monday, 1 May 2017 18:42 (six years ago) link

the big name rumours seem to exist purely to generate click revenue for shitty new sites tbh. capaldi was known but he wasn't exactly hollywood-famous.

This is a show for children. The viewers they're explaining the basics to are watching it for the first time, and weren't alive 12 years ago.

― (±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 1 May 2017 10:34 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but the old episodes are available, and catch-up videos/webpages are everywhere, and kids talk about stuff. it's not like they have to wait for repeats like we did.

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 08:32 (six years ago) link

immediately reminded of Louis CK's bit: "black people can't fuck with time machines!"

Is this the first time that a mainstream sci-fi thing has acknowledged this? Not that I want to hand Moffat any trophies for this, it's been a cliché in online discourse/stand-up for years.

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 09:53 (six years ago) link

Moffat didn't write this - Sarah Dollard did.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 2 May 2017 09:57 (six years ago) link

And tbf a very difficult thing to do in a kid's TV show, despite my grumblings upthread about making it a side-line to the monster. I don't actually know how you'd handle early 19th century British attitudes to black people in a kid's TV show.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 2 May 2017 12:34 (six years ago) link

but the old episodes are available, and catch-up videos/webpages are everywhere, and kids talk about stuff. it's not like they have to wait for repeats like we did.

The old episodes total about …7,000 minutes of viewing? A 7-year-old sitting down to watch an episode of a TV show with their dad should not be expected to do SEVEN THOUSAND MINUTES of homework beforehand, just because you’ve been watching since the 1980s.

The joke of the first episode’s title this year is carried out in the intent. Any new viewer SHOULD be able to sit down this year and start watching, and pick up what’s going on. Any lapsed viewer or casual viewer also generally should – this is specifically a broad-audience family programme, of which every single scrap of research shows that the majority of viewers do not catch every episode during a season.

These three episodes are not telling stories about our old pal Theta Sigma, agent for the CIA and bearer of the Cloak of Rassilon and angry god of the Sevateem and Ambassador to Peladon and Valeyard-to-be and Scientific Advisor to the United Nations Intelligence Taskforce and former Merlin and recalcitrant child of the House Of Lungbarrow having adventures in the manner that we recognise. They’re telling the story of Bill Potts getting to know her mysterious uni tutor and patron’s secrets, going on adventures with him, and solving problems herself.

If brown-skinned English kids who haven’t watched endless hours of The Adventures Of Whiteman, a show that started years before they were born, but see Pearl Mackie in a trailer and want to watch her show, that’s a positive. Them being able to actually follow the show they’re watching is a concomitant positive.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 06:52 (six years ago) link

With The Eleventh Hour, Moffatt wrote at least the third-best NEW DOCTOR, START HERE episode in the series’ history. As of this week, he’s also followed more than a year off the air (more or less), and the longest-running companion in 52 years, with three weeks of a soft reboot built on the RTD model of meeting ep/far future ep/Earth past ep, specifically to be accessible to new viewers or those who’d gone rambly during the last few years. BRING ON THE KIDS AND GRANS imo.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 06:58 (six years ago) link

Is it bad that I got to "Sevateem" in sic's post and stopped reading so I could do a happy dance?

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 13:47 (six years ago) link

yeah but you are a Tesh

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link

I can't even get mad about that, I'm 100% Tesh

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link

If Missy is in the vault this might be typical Moffat 'Wishmastery' - giving me what I wanted (Missy in every episode) but in the complete opposite way of how I wanted it.

nashwan, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

endless hours of The Adventures Of Whiteman

thx

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link

The White Guardiman

nashwan, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 15:12 (six years ago) link

The old episodes total about …7,000 minutes of viewing? A 7-year-old sitting down to watch an episode of a TV show with their dad should not be expected to do SEVEN THOUSAND MINUTES of homework beforehand, just because you’ve been watching since the 1980s.

i mean you even quoted the bit where i said "catch-up videos/webpages are everywhere". also i seriously doubt anyone's going to sit through all 24 minutes of the hand of fear pt 3 hoping to learn how old the doctor is in 2017 (he said it twice in this episode iirc).

that said, i do see the logic behind your overall point but i still wish they'd stop doing it.

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 23:04 (six years ago) link

my vague 7,000 minutes estimate was only for the new series btw! (bcz you said reboot/12 yrs) and catch-up webpages are even more like homework. send them to the library to read Jean-Marc L'Officier and Peter Haining, why don't you.

that said, i do see the logic behind your overall point but i still wish they'd stop doing it.

if you'd rather swap the delightful extended "Bill figures out the TARDIS" riff for idk, whatever Nyssa said on her first trip or s/t, just hold tight for the glorious Chibnall era of brute functionality I guess

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Thursday, 4 May 2017 00:43 (six years ago) link

7,000 minutes sounds like so many minutes

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 4 May 2017 00:51 (six years ago) link

I think Nyssa said "where's my father?"

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 4 May 2017 13:40 (six years ago) link

Hand of Fear is a pleasure to watch because it features the pinnacle of Sarah Jane Smith wardrobe choices, the triple star overalls.

erry red flag (f. hazel), Thursday, 4 May 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

It's a strange place to do an intro for new viewers. Same doctor, same showrunner. I suppose they just took a year off, but still.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Thursday, 4 May 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link

This episode felt aimed at younger children than usual, which wasn't a bad thing. Straightforward, fast paced plot, very likable lead performances (Capaldi looking very alien these days), a fun pantomime baddie in Nathan Barley. The kids were annoying though.

chap, Thursday, 4 May 2017 18:47 (six years ago) link

It's a strange place to do an intro for new viewers. Same doctor, same showrunner. I suppose they just took a year off, but still.

Sic's very reasonable point was that every year will bring a cohort of kids just old enough to take an interest in it, more so after a year off!

chap, Thursday, 4 May 2017 18:49 (six years ago) link

I sort of agree that this was aimed at younger children aside from the whole "child murdered in front of the Doctor as he leaps to save his sonic screwdriver" scene

Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Thursday, 4 May 2017 19:00 (six years ago) link

very likable lead performances (Capaldi looking very alien these days)

his very first shot (in reaction to the elephant) was the best part of the whole episode

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 4 May 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link

Sic's very reasonable point was that every year will bring a cohort of kids just old enough to take an interest in it

Yep, my eight-year-old niece started watching it this season, as did my sister, who hasn't seen it since Peter Davison era. They both liked Smile - don't think they'd have enjoyed "The Magician's Apprentice" very much. (I didn't either, speaking as someone who knows what a Lungbarrow is.)

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 5 May 2017 11:55 (six years ago) link

I'd personally much rather the show prioritised pleasing pre-teens over adult whovians.

chap, Friday, 5 May 2017 12:01 (six years ago) link

first one i've really enjoyed for a while. excellent and weird from beginning to end.

Fizzles, Saturday, 6 May 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

Also just read this - Doctor Who in Binaural Sound.

Just had a quick listen on headphones, and i didn't think it was really noticeable, but then it's hard to tell without the ability to compare what it sounds like without it. Obviously seemed most effective with noises off. It did highlight again how good this episode is - the part sound plays reminded me slightly of The Stone Tape, or Peter Strickland's experiments in film sound as a space. The binaural aspect (even as a notion) works with the idea of the fabric of the house itself being malevolent, and surrounding and sealing you in. So ok, it doesn't really push any boundaries there, but I think the idea is present anyway.

Fizzles, Sunday, 7 May 2017 09:40 (six years ago) link

xxp- maybe it needs splitting in to two shows, one for kids, one for the real heads, with constant callbacks to Sea Devils, Bessie, Meddling Monk etc

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Sunday, 7 May 2017 10:22 (six years ago) link

really, really enjoyed this one. david suchet's performance was fantastic

the world's smallest 13-inch (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 May 2017 10:32 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I thought the whole ensemble worked really well. It was a really well-paced/structured episode.

Fizzles, Sunday, 7 May 2017 10:51 (six years ago) link

starting to wish capaldi had been paired with bill right from the start - they are so good together

the world's smallest 13-inch (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 7 May 2017 10:53 (six years ago) link

My only real complaint is the initial plot Maguffin. They actively make a set of six looking to rent together ("Bill, meet your new housemates") then complain it's impossible to find somewhere decent for six to rent together.

But this is the best TARDIS crew since the reboot, no question. The episodes haven't been perfect, but have been very entertaining.

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Sunday, 7 May 2017 11:19 (six years ago) link

Once again this felt rushed and badly executed, and it didn't make much sense. The interplay between the Doctor and Bill is what's keeping this series fresh.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Sunday, 7 May 2017 12:34 (six years ago) link

it felt neither of those things. what an odd reaction!

akm, Sunday, 7 May 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

That was good - unheimlich. Wood people. Old Hammer Horror landlord (in the right makeup and acting style to 'invoke' it spookily).

Attempts to depict 'students' on TV are always bullshit so I ignored that bit of it.

Might have preferred it if they'd gone straight for the 'Dryads' theme (this would have fit in better with Hammer Horror landlord man via The Great God Pan etc) rather than weird woodlice but you know what, I'm glad they didn't have to explain where the lice came from or what they were, name them, etc.

Another 'swarm' monster like the nanobots ... is this a theme?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 7 May 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link

Ah it was David Suchet! Of course it was.

My 'that was good' includes DavidM's 'rushed and badly executed' response, I should say. Like always the story moves too quickly with no build-up or savouring, none of the 'students' were real characters and all were too squeaky clean. The creaks and noises in the walls were a bit too obviously malevolent and hammy. Etc, etc. Thing is though they are in this series mostly resolving stories within one episode and that just seems to be the format, which is why it moves too quickly

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 7 May 2017 18:43 (six years ago) link

Great atmospherics, but I agree the plot felt rushed and didn't make much sense. Like, if the magic lice could eat anyone at any time, why did the evil landlord always provide them with exactly 6 students and exactly 20 years apart? Wouldn't six students gone missing at the same time have caused a massive investigation, and wouldn't most of them given their parents etc. their new address, so the cops would quickly come knocking on the house door? Why didn't the landlord just kidnap some random people every now and then and bring them for the lice to eat, thus drawing much less suspicion on house?

Tuomas, Sunday, 7 May 2017 20:59 (six years ago) link

Also, I haven't tried the binaural thing, but I do have surround speakers, and it seems they put more effort into the surround mix of this episode than they normally do. In the scene where the knocks were heard all around the house, they were also coming from every corner of my living room. Quite creepy and effective!

Tuomas, Sunday, 7 May 2017 21:16 (six years ago) link

Like, if the magic lice could eat anyone at any time, why did the evil landlord always provide them with exactly 6 students and exactly 20 years apart?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C_LN4V4XcAEPF1K.jpg

(from former DWM writer Clayton Hickman on twitter)

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 8 May 2017 00:51 (six years ago) link

sidebar: anyone watching Class, Whovian high school spinoff airing after on BBC America ? Quite enjoying it so far, the kids are all great. Not Misfits level great but at least v watchable & fun (& gross)

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 8 May 2017 02:35 (six years ago) link

Watched the first two eps (shown back-to-back originally), my watching pals didn't bother going further. I made it about ten minutes into the third before noping out.

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 8 May 2017 03:17 (six years ago) link

But the third one was the best of the season so far!

Tuomas, Monday, 8 May 2017 05:27 (six years ago) link

Felt a bit off that the 1977 and 1957 students didn't get to come back to life at the end (and surely if they had, the doc could've just dropped them home at the times they disappeared, solving the "why wasn't this house in the news already?" question) but yeah this was great fun and I think just the right level of creepy for kid viewers (which is something this show has got wrong too often over the last couple of years).

Wishing I'd avoided trailers for this season though, I'd have preferred to have no clues regarding the vault contents.

JimD, Monday, 8 May 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link

Presumably it takes 20 years to work through whatever the students are converted to so their constituent parts are used up.

Stevolende, Monday, 8 May 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link

I haven't seen any trailers or read online speculation, but after the latest episode's stinger, it's not very hard to guess, is it? We know it's a humanoid (since it can play the piano), and apparently it finds the death of six students hilarious (since it switches from "Für Elise" to a happy melody after hearing about that). The Doctor is in friendly terms with it, yet the it needs to be kept locked in a vault. It has to be some previously established character, because otherwise its identity wouldn't need to be kept a mystery. And in an earlier episode it knocked four times. So yeah, there's pretty much just one character who fits the bill.

(xmessage)

Tuomas, Monday, 8 May 2017 14:33 (six years ago) link

Yup: Adam

her squamous hamhocks (DJP), Monday, 8 May 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link

(on a more serious note, I enjoyed this episode a lot, plot holes and all)

her squamous hamhocks (DJP), Monday, 8 May 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link

I actually thought of Adam when I was trying to come up with other candidates than the obvious one. But surely he's such a loser he wouldn't need to be kept in a massive Gallifreyan vault?

Tuomas, Monday, 8 May 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link

I hope it's a sentient piano.

nashwan, Monday, 8 May 2017 14:39 (six years ago) link

Of course it's quite possible Moffat is intentionally dropping these clues so we'll be surprised to learn it's someone else than the obvious suspect. But I have a hard time coming up with any other likely candidate?

Tuomas, Monday, 8 May 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link

(xmessage)

I haven't seen any of the pre-reboot episodes, was there a sentient piano among the Doctor's enemies there?

Tuomas, Monday, 8 May 2017 14:45 (six years ago) link

the tardis was a pipe organ once

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 8 May 2017 14:52 (six years ago) link

Maybe in that Eastenders crossover.

nashwan, Monday, 8 May 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

they showed both Michelle Gomez (MIssy) and Simms as the Master in the trailers for the season so I don't even think it's mean to be a mystery? The only mystery is how she/they got there and what happened before this season started.

akm, Monday, 8 May 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

switches from "Für Elise" to a happy melody

pop goes the weasel #classicallytrained

Fizzles, Monday, 8 May 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link

Whatever it ends up being on the actual show it will, in my mind, now be a sentient piano.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 8 May 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link

Maybe it's the sentient cabbage Tom Baker wanted as a companion

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 9 May 2017 07:29 (six years ago) link

Knock Knock was a snoozefest. Everything had been done before, none of the characters were interesting, mystery solution made no sense. In the bottom 10 for nu who episodes.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 06:50 (six years ago) link

i agree, it's monster-of-the-week with a truckload of clearly disposable chums. the ending was fine and the premise was nice. not terrible, not bad, just eh.

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 08:15 (six years ago) link

Seems like this season they've decided to go down the well-trodden path, at least so far. If we look at what's happened in the individual episodes so far:

Episode 1: Introduces the new companion, who gets mixed up in some mystery in the present day. Solving it requires the Doctor's help, and the companion learns who the Doctor really is. This same formula has been used for the introductory episode of every companion in nu-Who, though I guess it's kinda hard to come up with other ways of doing it? Also, the villain is not evil per se, but simply following a preset code of behaviour, a theme Moffat clearly like, since he's used it many times ("The Doctor Dances", "The Girl in the Fireplace", "The Eleventh Hour", etc)

Episode 2 & 3: With every new companion so far, their second and third episode also follow a specific formula. One of them takes place in Europe's past, where a specific historical event or phenomenon is explained to have involved aliens. The other takes place in far future, where something bad or weird has happened to humanity. Again, they follow the same formula this season. The future episode also involves nanobot antagonists, which has also been done in the series a few times ("The Doctor Dances", "Asylum of the Daleks", maybe some other episodes too, IIRC?). While the past episode has a alien monster that's not really a monster, it's the human(s) who are using it who're the villains, which again has been done several times ("The Beast Below", "Planet of the Ood", etc). Though at least time they did put some effort into addressing the sort of blatant racism a black time traveller might face in past, unlike in "The Shakespeare Code".

Episode 4: Something from European mythology is revealed to really be aliens! Also done quite a few times, most recently in "In the Forest of the Night", which also involved tree spirits. Also, this one has the same "humans are the real monsters" moral as the previous episode, where the monster just wants to eat, and the real villain is the human who keeps feeding it.

So yeah, I guess it's refreshing that they seem to have cut down the continuity references and the intricate season-wide plotting in favour of stand-alone episodes, but it'd be nice if the individual plots were also a bit less formulaic.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 11:15 (six years ago) link

So, in short, all the plots and all the monsters of the week have been repeats of things they've done before. I understand that it's hard not to repeat yourself when a series has gone on for so long, but at least Moffat's seasonal arcs in previous seasons provided us with some more unique and innovative scenarios. So I'm hoping something like that is still coming up with this season too.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 11:22 (six years ago) link

Oh yeah, and of course the "villain is not evil but following a preset code of behaviour" theme is also repeated in the second episode.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 11:23 (six years ago) link

That's hardly a theme, though, is it? You think every week the villain should be acting because 'welp, turns out this alien race is also pure evil because they are because they are evil evil aliens'?

kinder, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link

I think it is possible that an alternative to "this thing happens a few times" is not necessarily "this other thing happens all the time".

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 13:12 (six years ago) link

That's hardly a theme, though, is it? You think every week the villain should be acting because 'welp, turns out this alien race is also pure evil because they are because they are evil evil aliens'?

Okay, maybe I worded this a bit vaguely, but what I meant is that the villains have a specific coded behaviour that's meant to be benign (or at least harmless), but through some malfunction or misinterpretation becomes dangerous. The nanobots in "The Doctor Dances" are meant to repair physical damage, but they don't know what a baseline human is like, so they repair it wrong. The automatons in "The Girl in the Fireplace" are meant to fix the spaceship, but they start using human body parts to do that. The sentient spaceship goo in "Pilot" is meant to follow orders on where it should go, and it misinterprets Bill telling Heather she shouldn't leave her as such an order. This is specifict theme that's been used a lot in Dr. Who, so when it happened again in the very next episode, combined with dangerous nanobots, which has also been a recurring theme, it just felt like they're covering too much familiar ground.

Tuomas, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 13:42 (six years ago) link

The show has always been unsure about whether evil things are evil or not, whether evil is real or not

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

Daleks are pure evil. But then there's lip-service to the idea that there's a suffering creature trapped inside them. Sometimes this matters, sometimes it's minimised away into nothing. Vast numbers of Daleks get blown up on the reg for laughs but simultaneously Dr Tom can't destroy them all when given the chance because that would be genocide. Which makes sense if talking about reformable human beings, but then there's no reason given anywhere in the series to think that Daleks are really reformable (maybe some gestures to this I seem to remember, but nothing that's going to change what Daleks are in the show).

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

There's a Clara episode that should throw most of what we know about Daleks out on their ear, but it can't so it won't.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 14:19 (six years ago) link

That's the one. And another in Ecclestone with a Dalek in prison somewhere?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link

xps cardamon That's my point, it seems weird that 'trying to understand reasons for 'evil behaviour'' is seen as merely a theme that appears in a few episodes.
But it looks like Tuomas was specifically talking about errors in programming (or perhaps the programmer was evil).

kinder, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link

We've also seen Silurians, Sonatarans and Zygons rehabilitated to an extent

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

Although this rehab of old monsters is one of the weakest points of the new series I think. They've never really managed to rehabilitate a monster in all its monstrousness; what's actually happened is, somewhere off-stage between the old and new series, these monsters have become more funny than threatening; so that the real work of conflict resolution (ffs am I really typing this into a dr who thread lol) doesn't actually happen in any of the narrative that the viewer is privy to

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link

If I was a parent I'd feel better placed to say how much of the intended message gets through to the kids watching it. Obviously the point of it all, the reason why the show tries to personise monsters every so often, is to encourage kids to be more understanding to other kids they don't like, right?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link

The Silurians were never pure unmitigated evil; this was the main conflict in their initial appearance. The antagonism they show humanity in their subsequent appearances is a direct consequence of that initial encounter.

The Sontarans are a warrior race that solves everything through violent conflict. Their primary conflict is with the Rutans and all of their encounters with humanity are incidental to that central conflict; they aren't fighting humanity because they hate us and are evil, they are fighting us because we are in the way and that's how they know how to interact with things. (Strax is an oddity; he was sentenced by his people to be a nurse as a punishment, was picked up by the Doctor and removed from the other Sontarans and evolved into a very different type of Sontaran from what we normally see, although he did revert back to form in "The Name of the Doctor" after Jenny was erased from continuity.)

The rehabilitation of the Zygons happened on-screen; we know they were defeated in the conflict from "The Day of the Doctor" and that they were hiding on Earth as part of the resultant peace treaty. We also know that some of the radicalized members of this group hated this and wanted to reclaim glory for their species, which was the entire plot driver for "The Zygon Invasion"/"The Zygon Inversion".

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

I have as question that I think I already know the question to: Has there ever been an episode of Doctor Who where they go to a world where things seem really weird and messed up on the surface but in reality there's nothing secret or evil going on? I realize that there wouldn't be much pay off to an episode like that but it seems like a clever idea to use once or twice.

Frobisher, Thursday, 11 May 2017 04:38 (six years ago) link

There's a Russell T Davies sanctioned Torchwood audio drama series (with most of the original cast) to be released by Big Finish in February, 2018.

Torchwood - Series 5: Aliens Among Us
http://www.cultbox.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/torch1.jpg

baby, we don't love you baby, we don't love you baby, yeah (Sanpaku), Thursday, 11 May 2017 05:23 (six years ago) link

Has there ever been an episode of Doctor Who where they go to a world where things seem really weird and messed up on the surface but in reality there's nothing secret or evil going on?

(not quite but) SPOILERS for a forty-five-year-old piece of TV that many people may not have seen: the Pertwee story Curse Of Peladon gets some great mileage out of a diplomatic intrigue story with Ice Warriors in it by having the audience and characters assume the Ice Warriors are baddies and not just one of the alien races in the story (a sequel tries to pull the exact same trick again, to let's say, diminishing returns).

this story also struck a very early blow in favour of representation in Who by having one alien character be a giant talking penis who is a lady

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Thursday, 11 May 2017 05:36 (six years ago) link

Oh yeah Torchwood

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 11 May 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

Best of the season so far, doesn't hurt that it's anti-capitalist.

I missed the bit about how Bill doesn't die when the space zombies get her, though?

Bashir-Worf Hypothesis (Leee), Saturday, 13 May 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

admittedly i've just got up and haven't seen it, but is this yet another base-under-siege we're-all-wearing-the-same-uniform episode?

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 13 May 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link

yes but it's a good one

bill survives because the suits were zapping the bodies. bill's suit didn't have enough power left to kill her. how she appears dead until the doc touches her is mystery. i don't blame anyone for missing this -- i think they even fuzzed up the doctor's dialog to make it harder to comprehend.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 14 May 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link

Mathieson and Dollard are both so great at Dr Who, cramming an adventure, some scares, a bunch of jokes and some actual ideas & themes into 45 minutes. Going to be a shame to presumably lose them instead of seeing them develop over the next decade

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Sunday, 14 May 2017 12:38 (six years ago) link

First thoughts w/out reading thread - loved that. Really back on form. Horrible hanging-head zombies. And the music! Some actual nasty orchestral stabs and pulses. Straight-up mention of capitalism. On point.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 14 May 2017 14:17 (six years ago) link

this is good on last week's ep:

http://www.andrewrilstone.com/2017/05/104-knock-knock.html

But not to distract from this one. I don't know if I've ever actually posted to ILX whilst happy before

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 14 May 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link

There's a plot hole in this episode, which is: was the company trying to make money off oxygen, or conserve oxygen? Because they can't sell it if they just kill the breathers. And if they were conserving it, venting off the unauthorized air goes against that.

When the Doctor saves Bill at the end, was it supposed to look like a Vulcan neck pinch? It would be a nice bookend to the opening scene.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 14 May 2017 14:58 (six years ago) link

No outright classics so far this season, but that's five pretty good episodes in a row without a duffer. When's the last time that happened?

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 14 May 2017 22:34 (six years ago) link

Also still thinking about how good David Suchet was last week.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 14 May 2017 22:37 (six years ago) link

I wonder if Moffat is rewriting this season's scripts to work in the "tools gone wrong" theme. It would explain the catastrophic infodumps at the end of Smile and Knock Knock. Thin Ice also had a talky explanation that didn't make much sense.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 14 May 2017 23:34 (six years ago) link

No outright classics so far this season, but that's five pretty good episodes in a row without a duffer. When's the last time that happened?

Girl Who Died through Husbands Of River Song is nine eps if you accept Sleep No More as a noble failure rather than a duffer

Time Of The Doctor through Flatline is 13 eps. If you enjoy Forest Of The Night as the fairy tale it was aimed to be, then up through Last Christmas is 17 in a row.

(basically I think the Capaldi seasons are the most consistent in the series' history outside of S26 or the 1974/75 production block)

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 15 May 2017 00:16 (six years ago) link

I consider the run between (exclusively) "Victory of the Daleks" and "Night Terrors" to be the most consistent run of Who.

Here's my episode spreadsheet if anyone cares. https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hYW5F7RabPGWT42AcFijJqk__B3YDXHN-F_0AluJ4_k/edit?usp=sharing

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 15 May 2017 00:40 (six years ago) link

Other things I liked about this ep:

Doctor joining the stars together to make a skull.

The blue alien character with dreamy, quiet demanour, eyes and voice - sure there were some cheap jokes for mums and dads (some of my best friends are blueish hur hur) but I liked how he wasn't really explained, just allowed to be alien.

The dead man in the suit, the first one they find, just there in the middle of the scene.

Think I already mentioned the music but will mention it again, a distress call in the feint hope someone might read this who knows how to get rid of Murray Gold. No syrupy sweet soundtrack this time, just threatening stabs and pulses.

Capitalism is evil and will fuck you up, rip the air our of your lungs. No efforts made to jolly that up at all or humanise it in any way. Like if they'd had a comedy Alan Sugar space boss thundering around telling people to stop breathing (hur hur) which is the sort of thing the new series tends to do. I'll forgive Nardole's bit of bullshit about the space call-center etc.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 15 May 2017 01:00 (six years ago) link

Cold Blood is a huge dud

I'm sure I've said upthread or in one of Ned's side-threads that Lodger through Moon is the strongest run ever for mine

zomg at repping Akhaten but scratching Hide

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Monday, 15 May 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link

I think this episode was okay, but again it seemed to be treading very familiar waters. Like, we have an isolated station, no way of getting out, and something starts killing the crew and turning them into villains, i.e. a riff on "The Thing" and "Alien". We've seen this kinda plot twice in the last season alone: "Sleep No More" and the double episode where everyone started turning into ghosts. And of course it's been done several times in previous seasons too: "Water of Mars", the one with Satan in space, etc.

I think the only time riffing on The Thing has produced a truly great and memorable episode was "42", because they found a unique way of conveying the horror. In here, as soon as they went to the space station and found the zombie in the space suit, I was like, "Oh no, it's this plot again!". Though I guess in this one the capitalism theme gave it a somewhat unique edge, and a few of the scenes were a bit more innovative then usually (especially the one where Bill was dying and lost here consciousness), but mostly it was in the same "decent, but nothing new" category as the previous two episodes.

Tuomas, Monday, 15 May 2017 06:34 (six years ago) link

There's a plot hole in this episode, which is: was the company trying to make money off oxygen, or conserve oxygen? Because they can't sell it if they just kill the breathers. And if they were conserving it, venting off the unauthorized air goes against that.

The whole air scheme is a bit ludicrous and doesn't seem like the most cost-efficient way to run the station, but this one isn't necessarily a plot hole... If the company is selling the air to the workers by pound, having an alternative & free source of air on the station would mean less business for them, so that's why they get rid of it.

Tuomas, Monday, 15 May 2017 10:07 (six years ago) link

has there been any daily mail shenanigans about the evil beeb shoving anti-capitalist propaganda down the throats of the innocent doctor who audience yet? as cardamon says, it was a pretty naked bit of polemic - not that i'm complaining, mind

xp. So they were guarding their own air supply but not necessarily selling it. Doesn't make all that much sense, but it doesn't bother me.

Robot workers killing humans is a good logical endpoint for capitalism I think.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 15 May 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

sic: Akhaten is a crazy failure, a good-bad episode. Hide is just a bore. I don't remember much of Cold Blood today but I'll say that I watched it before I knew that the Silurians were from the old serials.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 15 May 2017 16:04 (six years ago) link

I'd agree that "Lodger" through "A Good Man..." is Moffat's best, super-confident, ideas-heavy stretch of episodes. Then Smith's run kind of collapses until the anniversary specials, unfortunately.

Girl Who Died through Husbands Of River Song is nine eps if you accept Sleep No More as a noble failure rather than a duffer

Kinda thought this season was insufferable apart from the last two and Husbands.

Other strong stretches: "42" through "Utopia" and most of the Ecclestone season if you forgive the farting aliens.

Season 2 and 7b remain the nadirs, I think.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 15 May 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link

finally watching the recent Christmas episode. it's pretty good! i LOL'd when that lady was eavesdropping and it panned over to reveal the Doctor chopping on a salad

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 00:14 (six years ago) link

ah, not salad, it's a sushi platter

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 00:15 (six years ago) link

. Like, we have an isolated station, no way of getting out, and something starts killing the crew and turning them into villains, i.e. a riff on "The Thing" and "Alien".

The Carpenter Thing was 1982. Here are some Doctor Who stories made and aired before 1982:

The Tenth Planet
Power Of The Daleks
The Underwater Menace
The Moonbase
The Macra Terror
The Tomb Of The Cybermen
The Abominable Snowmen
The Ice Warriors
The Web Of Fear
Fury From The Deep
The Wheel In Space
The Seeds Of Death
Inferno
Colony In Space
The Ark In Space
The Seeds Of Doom
The Robots Of Death
Horror Of Fang Rock
The Invasion of Time
Earthshock

Alien (1979) is basically a straight-out remake of The Ark In Space (1974)

(±\ PLO;;;;;;; Style (sic), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 00:56 (six years ago) link

Well, the Hawks Thing is 1951, and the John Campbell short story it's based on is 1938; the scenario in both cases is essentially the same as in the Carpenter version. And Alien is basically a straight-out remake of It The Terror From Beyond Space (1958).

Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 09:13 (six years ago) link

Actually pretty mind-blowing that Ark in Space came out 5 years before Alien

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 12:52 (six years ago) link

I think this episode was okay, but again it seemed to be treading very familiar waters. Like, we have an isolated station, no way of getting out, and something starts killing the crew and turning them into villains (...) We've seen this kinda plot twice in the last season alone: "Sleep No More" and the double episode where everyone started turning into ghosts. And of course it's been done several times in previous seasons too: "Water of Mars", the one with Satan in space, etc.

See for me I was glad to see this sort of thing coming back. I much prefer the type of thing that kills the crew and turns them into villains to the type of thing that looks evil at first as it devours people through plot holes, but then it's that she's in terrible pain, and then she gets released through a plot hole.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 16 May 2017 13:01 (six years ago) link

Two crackers in a row.

And the music! Some actual nasty orchestral stabs and pulses.

It may be heresy, but Murray Gold is actually fairly good at scoring scary/dramatic stuff. Just don't let him near any weepy bits or, god fucking forbid, comedy.

As an aside, I spent a day last week at the location at which portions of Smile were shot, the City of Arts and Sciences in Valenicia. It definitely feels like being on another planet. Here is a photo I took:

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f223/joegood/IMG_6264_zps7s250l6l.jpg

chap, Tuesday, 16 May 2017 17:20 (six years ago) link

So these super advanced aliens never thought of multithreading?

Bashir-Worf Hypothesis (Leee), Sunday, 21 May 2017 05:03 (six years ago) link

lol

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 21 May 2017 05:09 (six years ago) link

So I'm guessing Moffat's familiar with the Eliezer Yudkowsky cult. Or maybe he just reads the same pop science books. AI basilisk scenarios work better in fiction than as philosophy.

nitpick corner
Why did they get to kill the AI doctor so many times? He figured out the solution here without knowing about that. wouldn't he have figured it out the first time too? heaven sent avoided this problem.

The simulation was supposed to be of the entire history of Earth but no one noticed the numbers bit until now? the writers should have just had the sim be to the portal locations around the time of the invasion.

The solution is to send an email out to the real world. Yeah, that wouldn't work.

I'm okay with the simulation having a backdoor in the Veritas book. It's a metaphor for knowledge.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 21 May 2017 07:21 (six years ago) link

My guess is that these bad guys might turn out to be the THANKS FOR THE SPOILER EVERYWHERE BBC finale bad guys.

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Sunday, 21 May 2017 10:59 (six years ago) link

Why did they get to kill the AI doctor so many times? He figured out the solution here without knowing about that. wouldn't he have figured it out the first time too? heaven sent avoided this problem.

I don't get this question? As far as I could tell, the simulation had run only once, not a billion times like in Heaven Sent? It wasn't implied the Simulation Doctor had lived through more than one iteration of these events. Unless you're suggesting the prologue and epilogue were just another layer of the simulation, not reality/

Tuomas, Sunday, 21 May 2017 11:37 (six years ago) link

I thought this was the first really good episode of this season. Obviously the main concept isn't particularly new in sci-fi, but it was executed in an imaginative way with cool story elements, like the Vatican's forbidden library or the whole "book that can kill you" mystery. IMO the mystery worked really well, I didn't even suspect an Invisibles/Matrix solution until they started reciting those random numbers in unison. Which I thought was really neat scene, much better than if they'd had the Doctor figure out the thing through some expository monologue.

Tuomas, Sunday, 21 May 2017 11:45 (six years ago) link

tuomas: there's a line from the corpse-alien to the doctor: "we have killed you many times." shouldn't have been stuck in there imo.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 21 May 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link

The solution is to send an email out to the real world. Yeah, that wouldn't work.

You can send an email from a virtual machine and it would reach someone beyond the confines of that VM.

Bashir-Worf Hypothesis (Leee), Sunday, 21 May 2017 16:10 (six years ago) link

Another good one. Reminded me of Listen - slightly fumbled ending but for the most part genuinely creepy and unpredictable - and also "Big Bang" for its (deliberate?) Grant Morrison vibe.

Also - I note Bill'a "died" twice now. I hope they're not Rorying her.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 21 May 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link

asBill'a

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 22 May 2017 00:58 (six years ago) link

so this ruled

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 22 May 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

Best of the season so far, and super creepy

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 22 May 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

So creepy. And weird. Also was that guy on the execution planet tallying up the Doctor's body count? Yeesh

El Tomboto, Monday, 22 May 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link

I love the awkwardness of the verb "Rorying" btw

El Tomboto, Monday, 22 May 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link

was that guy on the execution planet tallying up the Doctor's body count?

they seem to be playing this up more than usual this season, i wonder if it'll tie into capaldi's regeneration somehow

🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 22 May 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

when Nardole accidentally deleted himself, I was like "omg"

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 22 May 2017 16:08 (six years ago) link

Yeah, very effective moment. And who would've thought that any reaction to Nardole deleting himself would be anything but unambiguous joy?

Bashir-Worf Hypothesis (Leee), Monday, 22 May 2017 23:10 (six years ago) link

Ha, yeah, they did exactly enough character work with him through the first two thirds of the episode. It's like they actually thought about the fact that his character has been a somewhat annoying cipher this whole time and then took a little time to beef him up ("are you a secret badass?" etc) so that when he gets de-rezzed it actually matters, and not just because of what it implies for Bill. And the Doctor, but it took a long time to come to grips with the Doctor being Grand Theft Aught-Who.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 02:12 (six years ago) link

I didn't spend a lot of time coming up with that so please, rubbish at will

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 02:12 (six years ago) link

I've never hated Nardole, though I agree it's nice they decided to flesh him out more. When they announced Matt Lucas is gonna be in the show, I was prepared to hate him because how awful "Little Britain" was, but it turned out he's perfectly fine as a comic actor when he isn't writing his own material.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 07:01 (six years ago) link

Let's not forget his first TV role was his finest.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J-WEIVIbcQw

chap, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 08:40 (six years ago) link

I thought this was great. Really well executed. A detail I liked: it leaves open that the Pope and friends have never actually been in the Tardis hilariously in real life, only in the simulation.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 23 May 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link

Enjoyed that, glad to see there are 12 episodes in this series.
Like the way they've interlinked all the episodes so far. It's almost a return to original era cliffhangerhood.
JUst wish we did have several more seasons of Capaldi. Liking him with Bill. Like him anyway but just wish there hadn't been seasons wasted with Clara.

Stevolende, Saturday, 27 May 2017 21:42 (six years ago) link

Liked this one too. Something very 'classic series' about the world's armed forces being represented by a few people in costumes and a CGI plane and submarine.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 28 May 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link

I'm a few weeks behind but they really missed an opportunity for someone to go "it's bigger on the inside" during the house-hunting scene.

Matt DC, Sunday, 28 May 2017 16:09 (six years ago) link

This was an enjoyable episode, but I don't understand why the Doctor hadn't told Bill about his regeneration ability, or why he didn't tell her about it during the countdown? That way Bill wouldn't have needed to consent to the Monks, since she would've known the Doctor can't really die.

Tuomas, Sunday, 28 May 2017 19:25 (six years ago) link

Presumably if you get completely blown up, you can't regenerate, or something? Either way I'd file it under "stuff I'm happy to handwave".

Another good episode, although maybe the season's weakest so far? Was the first script by Harness I haven't found annoying, anyway.

Next week's looks good, but looking forward to getting back to more continuity-free Bill/Capaldi stories in eps 9-10, before the invetiable big-climax-two-parter.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 28 May 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link

I liked this episode. Didn't see much point in the military plot since the show gives away the real disaster-in-waiting right away. Working in a pyramid with mummies and the threads of life were nice touches.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 28 May 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link

nitpick corner: a) the lock dilemma could have been solved with some macguyvering. the doctor could have found a mirrored surface to let the scientist tell him what the lock says. b) lazy writer failsafe failures. automatic venting every 20 minutes, no braille on a lock in a place where people could easily become blinded. if you've seen one michael crichton movie.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 29 May 2017 00:25 (six years ago) link

she would've known the Doctor can't really die.

the Doctor can totally die

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 29 May 2017 02:55 (six years ago) link

and the bbc can call the show "bill", it would be fine

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 29 May 2017 03:07 (six years ago) link

the doctor could have found a mirrored surface to let the scientist tell him what the lock says

Thought the same thing, then wondered how a blind person would identify a mirror.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Monday, 29 May 2017 03:13 (six years ago) link

this is not a show that traditionally withstands a lot of "fridge logic" to borrow a term from the frequently wtf tvtropes

I liked this episode quite a bit, that's 2 for 2 with these monk mummies - monkies? no. mumkies. no. monksters. no. I give up.

El Tomboto, Monday, 29 May 2017 03:21 (six years ago) link

YOU CONSENT OUT OF STRATEGY

El Tomboto, Monday, 29 May 2017 03:22 (six years ago) link

b) lazy writer failsafe failures. automatic venting every 20 minutes, no braille on a lock in a place where people could easily become blinded. if you've seen one michael crichton movie.

And worst of all, an airlock system that allows both doors to be opened at the same time, which defeats the whole purpose for having an airlock! I think real life airlocks automatically keep the other door locked if the other one is open, exactly to avoid human error like the one seen in this episode?

The air venting system was really baffling... Why would a complex that deals with hazardous material and GM bacteria have a system that automatically vents its air into the atmosphere? You'd think that's exactly what they'd want to avoid in a breakout situation?

Tuomas, Monday, 29 May 2017 05:54 (six years ago) link

I think it was meant to be unusual (due to accident) that the product was that dangerous but yeah

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 29 May 2017 11:15 (six years ago) link

Also, the whole "consent" thing was pretty nonsensical if you stop and think about it. It was established that consent needs to be given out of love and not fear, and clearly the implication is that humanity needs to love the Monks for them to gain power; they're like vampires, they need to be invited in. So after that's been established the viewer is like, how on earth are the Monks gonna make anyone love them? But then Bill gives her consent because she loves the Doctor and doesn't want him to die? So it's that easy for the Monks to rule over humanity? Then why didn't they use their fancy simulation machine to show the UN Secretary General images of his loved ones having died in the doomsday? Then he would've given his consent because of his love, just like Billy did. Also, consent given out of fear leads to disintegration, and Billy explicitly states he wants the Doctor to live because she's afraid of what would happen to Earth if the he wasn't around. But apparently that doesn't count as fear to the Monks?

The whole idea of "only love can give us power over you" is an interesting concept, but it feels like the writers had to resolve to semantic trickery to get the result they want, it didn't feel justified.

Tuomas, Monday, 29 May 2017 11:48 (six years ago) link

Doctor could've Periscoped his phone view to get the code too.

nashwan, Monday, 29 May 2017 12:38 (six years ago) link

Just fear us, love us, do as we say and we will be your slaves

kinder, Monday, 29 May 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link

xp Yeah, the distinction between the consent given by military top brass and the consent given by Bill was sort of ... a workable distinction in outline, but maybe not in close up.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link

xp: pretty much all bioengineering facilities, especially those working with potential pathogens, are designed with negative pressure. Air flows in through entrances, etc, but is all sucked out through UV-illuminated HEPA filters in the lab hoods were all manipulation takes place.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Monday, 29 May 2017 20:58 (six years ago) link

another solution: Doctor takes a picture of the lock with his phone, shows it to scientist.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 29 May 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link

would have preferred him to stay blind until regeneration tbh, if this can be handwaved away anything can

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 00:27 (six years ago) link

This episode was clearly not written with adventure puzzle game enthusiasts in mind

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 03:15 (six years ago) link

Another contrived thing about that scene: the input for the unlock code was this weird, old-fashioned cylinder apparatus instead of the far more common 3x3 number pad, because if it had been the latter, it would've been quite easy for the Doctor to feel it with his fingers and deduce which buttons to push.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 09:00 (six years ago) link

and then they couldn't have done this ending.

everyone criticising that last scene is otm imo but they couldn't have achieved this specific ending without a contrived obstacle to his sight. also, archaic and stupid things pop up in real life all the time, so this didn't feel like a huge stretch.

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 09:04 (six years ago) link

the monks magicking back his sight was much more stupid imo, unless this is all still inside the matrix, in case why do anything?

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 09:08 (six years ago) link

*in which case

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 09:08 (six years ago) link

like you AA i didn't mind most of the things people have pointed out here - the airlock that isn't an airlock was a bit of a stretch. but in the service of delivering excitement! i don't really mind these things. and the sight thing didn't bother me - i thought oh god that's terrible, they can even repair a time lord's sight, not something even he could do, they have control, what is the nature of that control and why does it require this manner of consent?

Fizzles, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 09:51 (six years ago) link

they can even repair a time lord's sight, not something even he could do, they have control, what is the nature of that control and why does it require this manner of consent?

otm, it was one of those episodes which makes 100% perfect sense within its arbitrary self-imposed rules which don't make a lot of sense (needing to fit some highly specific criteria for consent, which in itself is a highly specific criterion for deciding whether or not to let everyone perish). as sci-fi drama it's fine but it requires a particular suspension of disbelief to accept that some ocd politburo will go to these lengths for...? shits and giggles? christ just tell them someone fucked up in a lab, or better still land your pyramid on the lab so the doctor doesn't have to blow it up or even go there or even do any of this, and then you have a free slot to write idk a satire about how a giant orange fuck is ruining the universe.

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 13:20 (six years ago) link

I've noticed every episode this season seems to have its central mystery solved by inspired guesswork rather than Honest Puzzle Solving - a bad habit from Sherlock, maybe?

This week's was ridic - it went from "the problem could be literally anything in the world" to "it's an accident at a chemical factory!!" within two lines of dialogue.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 13:57 (six years ago) link

Thin Ice wasn't solved by guesswork, was it?

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

(I did like how they identified which lab they needed to visit, though)

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

I've noticed every episode this season seems to have its central mystery solved by inspired guesswork rather than Honest Puzzle Solving - a bad habit from Sherlock, maybe?

This week's was ridic - it went from "the problem could be literally anything in the world" to "it's an accident at a chemical factory!!" within two lines of dialogue.

chibnall alert - brodchurch always astonished me by effectively making a series out of totally incompetent detective work. v little actual detection and the only way the murderer is discovered is through complete process of elimination, sure a definition of detective failure. in the agatha christie type/golden age story it's allowed for the reader to suspect *anyone* from a small community, in fact it's the point. but the detectives are usually seen to have known at some crucially earlier point. the killing was ok for me on this and i'm not sure why because the style was similar, but possibly bcos broadchurch was so confined and underpopulated.

i always felt that with sherlock holmes (the stories) displays of deduction would take place at the beginning of the story, but the discovery of the murderer often required not deduction but specialist knowledge/inspired guesswork or a moment of action to reveal the murderer. exceptions are the finest stories - the league of red-headed men, hound of the b's, and even they obv had a fair dollop of drama.

so i don't think there's such a thing as purity here.

on the speed of the solution, that feels more a requirement of keeping things lively and brief enough to fit in a short episode, which is why i'm fine with it. emphasis is important and doing it in two lines of dialogue is a success rather than a fault. (that said i enjoy the picking itt)

Fizzles, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 16:45 (six years ago) link

This week's was ridic - it went from "the problem could be literally anything in the world" to "it's an accident at a chemical factory!!" within two lines of dialogue.

I thought this too - apparently it was originally slightly less abrupt but a couple of lines referencing a terrorist attack were edited out late on

This is the bit of dialogue that was cut from last night's #DoctorWho. pic.twitter.com/Trpr9PVtKl

— Alex Daily 🏳️‍🌈 (@heyalexdaily) May 28, 2017

Iain Mew (if), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link

okay that does make more sense

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 17:30 (six years ago) link

Interesting! It's still kinda abrupt at full length but I see why they made the cut.

I only bring up the "lucky guesswork" as it's been more clumsily scripted than usual. But I suppose it's better to put your massive handwave halfway through the script (where it can be forgotten) than right at the end like RTD used to do. Either way - this has been one of the most enjoyable seasons so far, so moot point really.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:37 (six years ago) link

(Also great post re: Holmes/deduction!)

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:38 (six years ago) link

Mostly the greatness of Bill has seen me over the rough bits of plotting

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 19:15 (six years ago) link

I'm also really glad to have these horrible, horrible Monks that aren't cuddly or intentionally funny. I mean they're a bit unintentionally funny but you know, having the courage of convictions and all that

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 19:21 (six years ago) link

While we wait, the neural network comes up with episode titles: http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/159509399932/the-neural-network-writes-the-episode-list-for

The Dont
The Sires of the Daleks
The Argass of the Daleks
The Arges of the Daleks
The Wire of the Daleks
The Argoss of the Daleks
The Argass of the Daleks
The Argas of the Daleks
The Daleks of the Daleks
The Stick of the Doctor
The Keds of Death
The Twin Doctors
The Ten Doctors
Cold Clood
The Unicorn and the Daleks
The Fires of Poop
The Beads of the Daleks
The Sontaren Beep
The Power of Tron
The Awkroids of Tara
The Agaves of The Doctor
Dinosaurs of the Deep
The Pirate Lover
Loodly Moysters
The Wheeen Death
The Bile Doctors
Planet of lime
The Crows of Doom
Planet of Fire in Space
The Poupon Invasion

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 3 June 2017 06:20 (six years ago) link

wd watch the crows of doom and the dalek of the daleks.

Fizzles, Saturday, 3 June 2017 08:07 (six years ago) link

actually wd watch most of these.

Fizzles, Saturday, 3 June 2017 08:08 (six years ago) link

Why do the monks have a German accent? (Or don't they?)

StanM, Saturday, 3 June 2017 08:29 (six years ago) link

Villain Voice preset #3

nashwan, Saturday, 3 June 2017 12:03 (six years ago) link

the ten doctors sounds like a blast, would def watch

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 3 June 2017 12:41 (six years ago) link

thinking about what the plot for that episode might be has led me to the alternative title the gallifreyan centipede and i'm so, so sorry

he's also fouled up with NON-FAT (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 3 June 2017 12:43 (six years ago) link

dieter laser as the rani obviously

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 3 June 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link

wait, wrong way around, i mean kate o'mara as dieter laser

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 3 June 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

perhaps i'm overthinking this

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 3 June 2017 13:11 (six years ago) link

LOVE WIN

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:03 (six years ago) link

and next week is mark gatiss jfc i give up

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 June 2017 00:06 (six years ago) link

Yeah, this was very reminiscent of the worst kind of Davies era plot resolutions, in that love saves the day in a nonsensical way they just pulled out if their ass. I can't even begin to count how many plot holes and unexplained things there were in this episode... Like, for example, we didn't even learn why the Monks wanted to conquer Earth in the first place? They have superior technology and godlike powers, so what do they need this backwater planet for? And their six month reign must've left a lot of people dead, right? So shouldn't Bill feel terribly guilty for allowing all that? But in the end she's like, whatever, humanity is stupid. I kept expecting there to be some kind of twist at the end, like that Bill's mysterious mum was really a former incarnation of Missy, and that's why she could withstand touching the emitter Monk, even when the Doctor couldn't... But no, it really was as silly as it seemed.

Tuomas, Sunday, 4 June 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link

No, they set up Bill imagining her mum as a source of her resistance so relying on it as the resolution was not altogether deus-ex.

syzygy stardust (suzy), Sunday, 4 June 2017 10:29 (six years ago) link

i thought the tone of this episode was odd, and i was more than usually irritated by inconsistencies: the way the monks were set up in previous episodes to know all the future and all the past, and have the capability to restore a time lord's sight but then weren't able to prevent the dr and bill (their psychic link for the entire world) from mounting a small armed insurrection on their headquarters bcos *complacency*.

but i didn't mind how Bill's mother was used. She said that this was an imaginary construct of what she thought her mum might be like, which she used as a bulwark against the monks' mind control. it wasn't part of history or the future and so was inaccessible to them etc. also the mind projection of her "construct" mum had a pleasingly surreal album cover aspect to it.

Fizzles, Sunday, 4 June 2017 10:51 (six years ago) link

pearl mackie is too good for this show imo, she singlehandedly saved at least three scenes

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 June 2017 10:58 (six years ago) link

Hope she lasts or rapidly reappears in something else that works asa vehicle for her. Would love several more series of Capaldi and her though.

Stevolende, Sunday, 4 June 2017 11:25 (six years ago) link

i get the feeling she could breathe life into pretty much anything. she's already made the most of some fairly weak scripts this year.

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 June 2017 11:46 (six years ago) link

I completely lost interest in this ep during the prison ship rescue, wandered away from it, realized hours later that I'd still not seen how it ended, went on to other things, and eventually got back to it out of curiosity, not enjoyment. Not what you want from the thrilling conclusion to a three-part storyline

Moffat has given us many memorable scenes and ideas but I can't tell you how glad I am that his time is done. Capaldi's character is completely incomprehensible and arbitrary to me now, I would love a blander Davison-type Doctor just so I have something stable and understandable to hang on to

Brakhage, Sunday, 4 June 2017 16:07 (six years ago) link

I thought the point was not so much 'the power of lurrrrrve' as 'the power of imagination', which is a bit cleverer no?

I thought it did a good job of portraying a dystopia effectively within the time and budget constraints of one episode, and a had a solidly good and controversial message (if we remember it's for kids) about bad people making you think it has to be this way.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 4 June 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

Yeah, even with the obvious inconsistencies, I enjoyed this one again, felt a bit like "Davies era done right". I assume Gatiss will curse the winning streak with whatever happens next week (Victorian science fiction tropes, how surprising!).

Re: Capaldi being "incomprehensible" - that's the point, isn't it? I enjoy the unpredictability, the slightly deranged aspect. If anything, it feels like he's finally figured out the character this season, somewhere between the withdrawn arrogance of the first season and the kerrazy disco uncle of the second.

Random question for Who nerds: whatever happened to Paul Cornell? How come the guy responsible for the two best Nu-Who episodes never got asked back?

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 4 June 2017 20:53 (six years ago) link

^ makes no sense to me either. maybe sic can shed some light.

I thought the point was not so much 'the power of lurrrrrve' as 'the power of imagination', which is a bit cleverer no?

still weird that one person's imaginary mum would send an established oppressive force packing. they all just left.

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 June 2017 22:54 (six years ago) link

It's not weird if it was Bill's consent that allowed the monks in, so she used constructed memories to push them out. Foreshadowed in the earlier cup of tea at table scene.

syzygy stardust (suzy), Sunday, 4 June 2017 23:20 (six years ago) link

yeah but… they all just left

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 June 2017 23:24 (six years ago) link

pissweak as invading forces go

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 4 June 2017 23:24 (six years ago) link

Enjoyed a lot of this episode, but it had serious problems. The Doctor putting Bill through emotional trauma in that unjustified way really stank. And once the episode gets past that, it ignores the Doctor making propaganda videos for six months.

I liked the flashes of the Monks to represent the brainwashing. Too bad the payoff of Bill's message sucked.

I assume the mention of "fake news" was ADR.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 5 June 2017 04:12 (six years ago) link

^ yes, it was delivered with all characters’ backs to the camera. That was one of the good bits though.

Up until now, I’ve been thinking of Whithouse as having every second episode being okay, alternating with utter duds – right down to his two-parter last year, which squandered a promising set-up and one of the best cliff-hangers in Who history with a limp fish, damp squib, and soggy ghost of a follow-up.

This ep threw that out, and I’ll probably remove any benefit-of-the-doubt I gave his previous eps on rewatch. “They made it untrackable, so I tracked it with this tracker!” The monks not only have no motivation revealed, they literally don’t have any lines. The Doctor tricking Bill with regeneration energy – ‘’too much?” is not only vicious and callous, but doesn’t make any sense as she has no idea what regeneration or ‘regen energy’ is. The Doctor DEFINITELY acted as a collaborator and facilitator of the fascist regime for six months, just in CASE Bill wasn’t secretly a rebel in her own secret thoughts. I’m not sure Missy actually had a chance to be told about what was going on in any way? Unless the line about the door is meant to imply she’s sneaking out? Why was gun bloke using a Walkman with a cassette? Had they all brought tape walkmens? If so, did Bill have to record her message onto each one’s built-in mic at 90 minutes a go? If so, why was it so studio-clear? What if one of them had a playback-only Walkman, like the majority of all sold? There are only 12 monks worldwide? Do they have more than one pyramid, or did the one just move to London? Bristol? after Bill invited them? If the pyramids fly, rather than materialising, why did nobody see it land the first time?

I thought the point was not so much 'the power of lurrrrrve' as 'the power of imagination', which is a bit cleverer no?

It was at least set up, but still played as yet another bloody power of love ending.

I thought it did a good job of portraying a dystopia effectively within the time and budget constraints of one episode, and a had a solidly good and controversial message (if we remember it's for kids) about bad people making you think it has to be this way.

Yeah this was good too.

Random question for Who nerds: whatever happened to Paul Cornell? How come the guy responsible for the two best Nu-Who episodes never got asked back?

Two best my steaming arse: don’t break time not because of paradoxes, but bcz space dragons will appear and bite you. And a) the book of Human Nature was 1000x better and b) RTD claims he wrote most of the screen version.

That said Cornell is obv one of the best and most important Who writers ever and I wish he had come back in the Moffatt era, but: at various times he has either been busy with his American superhero writing career taking off, and seizing all those opportunities; or had his own pilot under development; or mor recently returned to Who in comics instead with IDW’s The Girl Who Watched Dr Who (excellent), Titan’s Four Doctors miniseries (utterly terrible), and the Third Doctor mini just this year (delightful on most levels). He has quit writing anything he doesn’t own going forward though, so that’s yer lot. (I guess he can still write Benny if the mood strikes.)

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 5 June 2017 06:09 (six years ago) link

The Doctor DEFINITELY acted as a collaborator and facilitator of the fascist regime for six months

I didn't mind this - it felt like one of those Moffat-y dangling threads that gets resolved in the finale. But we'll see. Thought the episode was FUN enough that I didn't mind the very sloppy plotting (and ending).

Interesting re: Cornell. I wasn't talking about the space dragons episode but Human Nature as a two-parter. If that was mostly RTD, where was that version of him hiding for four seasons?

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 5 June 2017 10:19 (six years ago) link

...I'd probably read the comics but find the art too off-puttingly awful.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 5 June 2017 10:21 (six years ago) link

The Doctor tricking Bill with regeneration energy – ‘’too much?” is not only vicious and callous, but doesn’t make any sense as she has no idea what regeneration or ‘regen energy’ is.

Yeah this was my top nitpick in terms of visual and emotional storytelling. She didn't get a chance to say "WTF WAS THAT?"

nashwan, Monday, 5 June 2017 10:36 (six years ago) link

Perfect opportunity for an "I'll explain later!"

syzygy stardust (suzy), Monday, 5 June 2017 10:42 (six years ago) link

"You'll find out soon enough!"

nashwan, Monday, 5 June 2017 10:47 (six years ago) link

Perfect opportunity for an "I'll explain later!"

Doesn't work if she's meant to THINK HE'S DYING BECAUSE OF THE golden Jesusy glow at the time

Interesting...If that was mostly RTD, where was that version of him hiding for four seasons?

Well, he was working off Cornell's original novel and screenplay. Just adding dumb and bad shit to it.

...I'd probably read the comics but find the art too off-puttingly awful.

Art on the Girl Who Watched gets the job done (it's the bloke he did Knight & Squire with), art on Four Doctors is far worse than the script, art on the Third Doctor mini is occasionally obv copied from old promo photos, but really does work at capturing a Pertwee era with no budget restrictions.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 5 June 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link

I enjoyed the performances in this but the story was really "The Doctor and Bill are our heroes so let's let them off the hook for the cascading reprehensible shit they've done for the six-month interim between the cliffhanger episode and the resolution, did you all catch the cassette player? #GenX"

IMO the weakest of the season by a long shot. Still love Pearl Mackie, though.

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 5 June 2017 14:46 (six years ago) link

It would have been a much stronger story had the Doctor actually been compromised by the Monks and Bill and Nardole needed to break him out of it to help them boot the Monks out, OR if they had actually done the regeneration midseason and the Bill/Doctor confrontation was Capaldi's exit, with the confusion around the regeneration effectively shielding the Doctor's mind from the Monks, leading to a situation where the more he stabilizes, the more susceptible he is to their control, so it's a countdown to getting an erratic, destabilized Doctor into a position where can get rid of the Monks before he shakes off the regeneration confusion and falls back under their thrall.

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 5 June 2017 14:52 (six years ago) link

Hell, they could have gone all fanservicy and had Rose pop in from an alternate dimension to be a proxy Doctor and I would have been less irritated storywise.

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 5 June 2017 14:56 (six years ago) link

I think I want to see DJP's version instead. Yeah the more I read on here the more the problems with the ep stand out.

The trouble with the Monks having no motivation is they're so painstaking and clever about their invasion plan - running a simulation for millions of years, they're hinted at being more extra-dimensional than extra-terrestrial, allusions to Gnosticism. So we're left thinking their desire to invade the earth must have some sort of significance if they're not just your average hungry octopodes. Unless Missy created them and they're part of a plan?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

ALSO if they really wanted to hit a reset button, the Monks could have been warping reality as opposed to just influencing everyone via mind control and breaking their grip on Earth could have just rolled everything back to right after Bill consented to them; that would have allowed them to regenerate the Doctor, have the new, unstable one recognize what was going on and sacrifice himself to save the day, effectively undoing his creation and everything that happened to everyone in that 6 month period, giving a better explanation for why no one really remembered the invasion and leaving only the Doctor and Missy with the ability to work out what actually happened and Bill and Nardole feeling like something is off due to their proximity to the resolution but never actually having experienced the events after the invasion. (Perhaps the resolution creates feedback that zaps all of the Monks once everything is unwound, so they basically go from menacing Bill to falling over dead and no one at the time really knows why.

Capaldi gets some time off, we get a fun what-if story, the reset at the end makes more narrative sense, and we get a preview of what things may be like once Capaldi actually goes away; in fact, this would be an interesting and different way to introduce the new Doctor to everyone and build some more anticipation to his(her?) arrival.

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

god dammit I don't want to fall back into a fanfic hole and that seems to be where I'm headed

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:10 (six years ago) link

Again, would rather watch this version. I think maybe they should get in some writers who've done tight plotting before - maybe not in sci fi or genre, maybe people from thriller or comedy background

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:15 (six years ago) link

I'm reasonably certain that no era of Doctor Who will ever preview a Doctor's incarnation on television before his regeneration so as to not step on the toes of the actor currently in the part or the expectations of the audience. (It can also backfire horribly; if everyone decides the new guy is the worst, you have an automatic millstone around the series' neck for the next season before it even begins.)

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

Well except for the Capaldi eyebrows in the 50th anniversary ep.

JimD, Monday, 5 June 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link

I thought about that, but there was no real interaction with other characters so you didn't have any sense of what the character was like/all about aside from having legendary eyebrows. I'm talking about a full-on preview of what the next Doctor will be like before the current Doctor's tenure ends with the new Doctor taking the lead in the story (and afaik because I haven't really been paying much attention, no official announcement of the next Doctor has been made so it's not like the public has been primed to look for a specific actor/actress to take the part yet).

The closest the show is ever going to get to what I'm talking about will be stories like The Next Doctor, IMO.

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 5 June 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

I was enjoying it up till the fake out revelation (though I feel like they've done the 'alternate reality where the villains have won' episode three or four times already), everything after that was a stinky turdy anticlimax.

I think I might need a break from Doctor Who. Even the good episodes don't really excite me at the moment.

chap, Tuesday, 6 June 2017 09:49 (six years ago) link

Hmmm

Do not like steampunk. I could not get past this for this episode sadly.

Some alright bits in it. Bill great as usual. Couldn't help but feel they'd misused the Ice Warriors really, and all that threatening, Lovecraftian dead rock/nameless city/reptile monsters underground etc

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 11 June 2017 13:47 (six years ago) link

I am a big fan of Mark Gatiss' movie geekery, but it should be saved for BBC4 docs, not put into Bill's mouth for no reason.

Also got a vibe of "I have CAREFULLY studied Victorian-era vocab" from the writing though perhaps that's just me as a non-brit being less acquainted.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 11 June 2017 14:02 (six years ago) link

Enjoyed this - Alpha Centauri cyclops alien voice at the end was wtf hilarious.

They didn't explain why the TARDIS did a runner right? Presumably some kind of paradoxy Missy trick.

nashwan, Sunday, 11 June 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link

No, I don't recall that being mentioned at all. Also, what was all that 'are you all right?' at the end? I couldn't parse it and the scene just died there.

Brakhage, Sunday, 11 June 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link

Ha had no idea :

Blast from the past: Mark Gatiss, Steven Moffat and Peter Capaldi on the return of Alpha Centauri!#DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/0LrtrYVggC

— Doctor Who Official (@bbcdoctorwho) June 11, 2017

Brakhage, Sunday, 11 June 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link

hah that's great

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 June 2017 16:31 (six years ago) link

i quite enjoyed that ep! tbh I was distracted by how the Empress looked a bit like Predator tho

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 11 June 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link

So, predictably this was yet another mediocre Mark Gatiss episode. It seemed they could've gotten something cool out of these themes, like the idea of the Victorian army being so chauvinistic they honestly believe Mars belongs to them too, but everything here was so perfunctory, so uninspired. Just soldiers and rubber aliens shooting each other in a boring cave set, with the Do ctor shouting at everyone. I really don't understand why they keep letting Gatiss write episodes for the series, when nothing he has done for it has been any good?

Tuomas, Sunday, 11 June 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

an uninspired but OK episode.

i liked how they had one guy being all "can't wait to get home!" and he lives.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 11 June 2017 20:28 (six years ago) link

Huh? If you're talking about the black soldier who showed the other guy the photo of his fiancé waiting back home, the Ice Warriors did kill him later. (As per the cliché of what happens to anyone who shows a picture of his family in a war story.)

Tuomas, Sunday, 11 June 2017 21:47 (six years ago) link

oh really? missed that bit.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 11 June 2017 22:05 (six years ago) link

Was that death by Ice Warrior effect new? Looked like the soldier got reduced to something that folded inside clothing like you fold a shirt or something. Don't remember seeing that before. But not sure when I've seen more than one Ice Warrior at a time remotely recently. & the solo one on the Russian sub was Matt Smith wasn't it?

Stevolende, Sunday, 11 June 2017 22:19 (six years ago) link

Were they just firing a bundle of clothing etc representing a dead soldier out of a tshirt cannon or something.
Just couldn't see what the Ice Warrior weapon was supposed to be doing to a human to have that effect. Didn't see anything resembling a body in it.

Stevolende, Monday, 12 June 2017 00:23 (six years ago) link

Also, while I know Dr. Who is hardly hard sci-fi, I wish they could've at least come up with some justification why Mars in this episode had Earth-like gravity, not the lower gravity it should. It looked like they just forgot about that.

Tuomas, Monday, 12 June 2017 05:40 (six years ago) link

And it was never even explained why the Ice Warriors had gone into hibernation? Based on what the Queen says, Mars still had an atmosphere when they went to sleep, so what was the point of it?

Tuomas, Monday, 12 June 2017 05:44 (six years ago) link

There was a war, the Ice Warriors went into hibernation to regroup, they overslept and the planet died underneath them. That seems to be what the episode was going for, anyway.

As soon as I heard the voice answering the distress beacon, I went "oh my god, it's Alpha Centauri"

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 12 June 2017 11:17 (six years ago) link

colonialism overextending its grasp to mars is an interesting idea but this was just kinda... dull

alcohol aficionado zane lamprey (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 12 June 2017 11:56 (six years ago) link

Gatiss has been quoted as saying he was not keen to cast a black man as a Victorian British soldier due to the perceived 'unlikeliness', in this show of shows, and seems to have even protested it until it turned out there were records to indicate a precedent. This has come from the Telegraph though so not entirely reliable.

nashwan, Monday, 12 June 2017 12:05 (six years ago) link

I was incredibly annoyed that the black soldier was sacrificed by the dickhead captain.

PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP), Monday, 12 June 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

Yeah, if they decided to have a black man as a soldier because there was historical prececent, did they really have to make him the only sympathetic character who dies in the episode? Also, even though Victorian attitudes regarding women were addressed, none of the white soldiers seemed to display any racism towards that soldier or Bill, which seems incredibly unlikely. (And it's not like the show isn't afraid to show us racism of the olden times, as we saw in "Thin Ice".)

It seems like Gatiss coul

Tuomas, Monday, 12 June 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link

...it seems like easily could've easily looked into the theme of racism and othering, making the black soldier and Bill sympathise to with the Ice Warriors, because they're both alien to the Victorian white male. But this episode was really a prime example of a story that has many potentially interesting ideas but refuses to develop them in a satisfying way.

Tuomas, Monday, 12 June 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link

That is just as facile as what we got; it was much more interesting to have Godsacre as a deserter finding his courage against his oily, self-interested second-in-command while the black soldier was just a soldier. Also, said black soldier getting used as a literal human shield for Catchlove so I'm not sure how much more racism you were looking for.

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Monday, 12 June 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

But not sure when I've seen more than one Ice Warrior at a time remotely recently.

It was 43 years, 6 weeks and 2 days since the last episode with more than one Ice Warrior in it.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:04 (six years ago) link

that's not how the song goes

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:07 (six years ago) link

<3

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:10 (six years ago) link

It's been 43 years, 6 weeks and 5 days since you took your giant green genderqueer penis wearing a cape away.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:35 (six years ago) link

ah ah-ah ah ahhhhhhhhh

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Tuesday, 13 June 2017 01:42 (six years ago) link

Cor there was some bad acting and dialogue in this one.

when nothing he has done for it has been any good?

The Unquiet Dead was good. Granted that was 10 years ago.

chap, Wednesday, 14 June 2017 12:19 (six years ago) link

Cor there was some bad acting and dialogue in this one.

g a t i s s

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 14 June 2017 12:27 (six years ago) link

Enjoyed that. Rona munro is the first classic series writer to return, right? Glad it wasn't the Bakers.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 18 June 2017 12:04 (six years ago) link

after some pretty poor episodes, yes that was good.

Fizzles, Sunday, 18 June 2017 21:55 (six years ago) link

And the finale looks as though it will be fun, though I suspect I know how it will pan out.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 18 June 2017 23:30 (six years ago) link

Liked the monster and the clothes and the landscape. Roman-Pictish friendship a bit forced but whatever. Someone had been watching Stranger Things.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:13 (six years ago) link

Something I've noticed about the more recent historicals is that whenever we meet historical people, they're always the same: they want to kill each other or some thing, and need to have the Doctor explain to them that this would be a bad idea, which he does eventually. A few of the historical people get killed along the way, but they always end up listening to him.

They always end up learning the key lesson: that you must not kill the monster, because she's just guarding her eggs, or: humans must team up to kill the monster.

Also historical people are just like normal today people, only they need a bit of help to be nice like us. They rarely ever strongly exhibit any of the real-life behaviours and attitudes of historical people that we would find depraved or wrong. There's always just a bit of racism and sexism and child labour, or whatever - mention of Romans taking slaves and burning down farms, sure, but not seen on screen, no Picts collecting heads; but what I mean is the program doesn't try to deal with the fact that our time machine has cropped up in a context where these things are just normal as far as most people are concerned. The unacceptable is always fixable.

The more difficult task would be to show historical people being absolutely horrible but also to show the underlying causes for this behaviour. That I guess would be for the writers to take an educational approach to history as opposed to using history to flavour a formulaic plot to get variations in it.

And again the naughtiness of these historical people is always kind of naive - it's that they must fight, because it is their traditional way! But now the Doctor has come to show them that really all humans are lovely. So you don't get, e.g. a story about Conquistadores knowingly loading up a ship with worthless glass beads to go and fleece some Mayans, out of self interest, because it'll make them rich. Or a witch hunter going round 16th century Lancashire opportunistically looking for women to hang so he gets his money. The program doesn't try to deal with gnarly, real-life naughtiness of that kind.

This isn't meant to be a takedown as such - I have absolutely no idea how you'd present Victorian racism or any other kind of historical violence, to modern children, in a fantasy fictional setting, in a way that was age appropriate and not boring; just it's interesting to see the strategy they go with.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 19 June 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link

Hah, that's interesting, because I actually thought something adjacent to those points when I was watching the previous episode: a) the representation of the Imperial British Army as a force for plunder was about as subtle as the anti-capitalism a few weeks back (which, tick vg that is the appropriate amount of subtlety for displaying the IBA to kids) and b) one of the lead characters doesn't see the light and turn to the Doctor's side but quite the opposite, he embraces the soldier's way (as the Doctor is peevish about).

A plot hole I think about the regiment - is it just "Hooray lads, the commander's had a character arc, we're all Ice Warriors now?". The TARDIS could take them back, but that ruins the line about how no-one will ever know what happened here.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 June 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link

I don't think the show flinches from showing barbarity; just not necessarily in the historicals, and not necessarily in this season, which seems to be all about relative power in relationships (or, er, checking your interdimensional privilege - sorry).

Anyway, that last one was really excellent, Murray Gold and wobbly time vortex SFX notwithstanding. Basically it was the same as Gattiss's episode, except written by an adult. Two things I especially liked: a plot and resolution that made sense (or at least Doctor Who sense); and actual slow *distinguishable* dialogue instead of the usual Moffat babblestreams. Wish we could get ten more of those before Capaldi fucks off.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 19 June 2017 22:51 (six years ago) link

Also fucking hell the acting was a lot better than last week's.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 19 June 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link

I enjoyed this, but also didn't care even a little bit about anyone in it who wasn't in the TARDIS crew, which was a little odd for me.

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Monday, 19 June 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link

There was a point where I actively caught myself rooting for the light-eater.

I enjoyed doing this, mind you, but I don't think that's the type of enjoyment the episode was going for.

Actually, I really liked the crows.

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Monday, 19 June 2017 22:55 (six years ago) link

(I had a similar reaction to "Survival", actually; I mostly enjoyed watching it but I also really, really wanted all of Ace's friends to die)

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Monday, 19 June 2017 22:56 (six years ago) link

this whole year feels like a tepid greatest hits, which is not how i expected moffat to go out

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 19 June 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link

Yeah but he already went out two years ago with a deliberate build up and “The End” on screen, this year was never meant to be by him

When the Doctor came out of the cave after staring at the Season 11 title sequence for two days he should have fallen onto a handy mattress

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 19 June 2017 23:51 (six years ago) link

this year was never meant to be by him

i hope someone writes an explosive book about this era

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 19 June 2017 23:53 (six years ago) link

there's no secret - the BBC wanted Chibnall but he wasn't available for three years bcz Broadchurch, Moffatt was begged to come back and fill in once he'd had a break and could face it again.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 01:49 (six years ago) link

makes sense

early morning reverse rumplestiltskin rage (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 01:51 (six years ago) link

The more difficult task would be to show historical people being absolutely horrible but also to show the underlying causes for this behaviour. That I guess would be for the writers to take an educational approach to history as opposed to using history to flavour a formulaic plot to get variations in it.

This is a good point, and just offering an off-the-cuff response, maybe it's because the show tends to portray modern-day people as more pathologically terrible, and make the historicals more redeemable because of a nostalgic idea of the past being a more innocent time?

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 18:15 (six years ago) link

was a bit weird having two "army is difficult" + "desertion isn't cowardice" episodes in a row.

Fizzles, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 22:04 (six years ago) link

talk to the five episodes at the start of the season that were all about humanity's tools being used for evil

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 22:57 (six years ago) link

if this had run where it was meant to (4th or 5th ep), both those problems would have been solved

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 00:54 (six years ago) link

well there was a part where Bill asked "you were just trying to get them to stand in that gate the whole time, weren't you?" and he says "yes of course that's a half-dozen less murderous, raping slavers and mutilators running around" but it got cut

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 01:25 (six years ago) link

something i'm never very clear on, sic - why do they change the order of the episodes like that? My very rudimentary sense of how things work is that there are a set of stories they decide to go with (perhaps having been written with the sense of a few themes that might be in the series) and Moffat will shove in some story arc stuff, sometimes more or less crudely (bit at end of story), sometimes woven into the original story a bit more.

If that's the case I can see why some stories might be ordered one way in terms of arc, and in another according to series pacing. But maybe I'm probably just ignoring something about the logistics of series production here.

xp

Fizzles, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 06:51 (six years ago) link

Classic Master ploy there - disguising himself to people who wouldn't otherwise recognise him anyway...

nashwan, Saturday, 24 June 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link

Properly spooky episode there. The idea that the patients were constantly crying for help but their volume was turned down creeped me the fuck out. Bill continues to be totally amazing.

ailsa, Saturday, 24 June 2017 21:20 (six years ago) link

best episode of the year by a mile. i thought john simm was mark gatiss until halfway through. weird though how bill spent years apparently fine with having a machine where her heart used to be, and the doctor is relatively "eh" about the whole thing (enter sic to tell me why i'm wrong)

Autumn Almanac, Saturday, 24 June 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link

idgi? there are 50 seconds of screen time / close to real time after the reveal, Doctor Who is onscreen for 10-15 of these and looks horrified in all of them

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Sunday, 25 June 2017 13:34 (six years ago) link

also I've only knowingly known a couple of ppl with pacemakers but they generally seemed p chill about it a couple of years in

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Sunday, 25 June 2017 13:35 (six years ago) link

Could do with several more years of Capaldi, hope his replacement isn't a major drop in quality. Actualy still hoping taht the reveal is that he changed his mind.

I was wondering who the caretaker guy was cos I thought i recognised him from somewhere. Was he channeling Leonard Rossiter or something?

Lifts seem to not be trapped by time problem . Also how well does an object that long work in terms of response to ageing at different speeds and general outside influence over time. Not very up on centripetal forces anyway but around something of that power?

& is this supposed to be a total rethinking of the original origin story for the original characters played with or just a parallel one?

Stevolende, Sunday, 25 June 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

They did mention something about the lifts being super-fast enough to overcome the time gap (which is fine really given the huge ship is in the process of actually escaping the black hole already).

And I guess the Master figured a companion from his (presumed direct) successor's timeline might recognise him as former PM Harold Saxon (if not also briefly everyone in the world) to explain the disguised face and voice.

But why more pointless glimpses of regeneration both at the very start in the cold open and at the end of the next week trailer? There's no excitement in that as everyone knows it's coming if not exactly when, seems like it just diminishes the power of the moment when it finally really happens.

nashwan, Sunday, 25 June 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

Also wondering what ti9me is supposed to pass in the 2 relevant areas. If a momentary lifted eyebrow takes a week or whatever smaller exaggeration of normal speed, how long is Bill where she is. Or did the clocks say that?

Stevolende, Sunday, 25 June 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link

Something very weird happening with Missy's memory. Not only does she not remember the events of this story happening the first time, she also says "nobody ever escapes a black hole" and seemingly forgets that's where all The Master's regenerations went (per Deadly Assassin or Five Doctors, can't remember which).

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Sunday, 25 June 2017 15:22 (six years ago) link

i thought john simm was mark gatiss until halfway through.

I was convinced that pre-mask-removal Simm was being played by Robert Glenister, so no spotters badge for me either.

ailsa, Sunday, 25 June 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link

Based on the teasers I was thinking Missy would somehow turn into the Simm Master and was saying "give us a kiss" to the Doctor.

Missy not smelling a Gallifreyan right away was suspicious. Especially with such a crap disguise. I knew it was Simm as soon as he spoke.

I liked the episode, it was atmospheric and attention-grabbing, but they could easily ruin the story in the second half. Simm is a crap character that they botched up before.

I'm not sure if time dilation would work when there's some sort of artificial gravity happening. Whatever, don't care.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 25 June 2017 17:13 (six years ago) link

Finally caught up on this season. I've liked every episode except the oxygen episode and the emoji episode. Really *wanted* to like the oxygen episode due to writer/setup/anticapitalist bent, but... It felt a little cheap. Rushed, too.

The monk trilogy was pretty good, though unnecessarily convoluted. I enjoyed it except for the part, referenced upthread, where the Doctor uses Bat Logic to figure out the evil countdown plan. I still don't understand why engineered bacteria seem more likely an exinction cause than environmental catastrophe? And I am sad there was no Meddling Monk: I was hoping he'd been the architect of the whole plan.

Stray thoughts: weird motif of mouths not matching the sounds coming out of them. Babelfish, telepathic field stuff.

And question: Missy is a later regeneration of Simm's Master, yes? And Missy was sentenced to die for a crime that has not been explained, but the Doctor spared her and has been keeping her prisoner for some fraction of a thousand years, yes? How long have he and Nardole been at the University? Ostensibly it's been a while, and ... that means he's overlapped with lots of other incarnations of himself nearby?

Also Simm isn't a bad Master. But the Saxon story was crap, and he deserved better. Too bad they couldn't get Jacobi back.

remy bean, Sunday, 25 June 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

This season has felt like the least Moffaty of his run.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Sunday, 25 June 2017 19:51 (six years ago) link

That was great, suspenseful, creeepy, really old school but the tease for next week previews a fairly rubbish action oriented resolution.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Sunday, 25 June 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link

This was a great episode, one of if not the best of the season, and I am fucking furious with it.

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Sunday, 25 June 2017 23:10 (six years ago) link

Something very weird happening with Missy's memory. Not only does she not remember the events of this story happening the first time, she also says "nobody ever escapes a black hole" and seemingly forgets that's where all The Master's regenerations went (per Deadly Assassin or Five Doctors, can't remember which).

Whenever multiple versions of the Doctor have met up before (except in Time Crash), it's always been established that only the latest version of him remembers what happened, the earlier versions lost their memories of the crossover, so as to avoid time paradoxes. Presumably applies to the Master and other Time Lords as well.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 June 2017 23:46 (six years ago) link

So, for example, in the 50th anniversary story, War Doctor and 10th Doctor had no memory of what they did, which is why the 9th Doctor still thought he'd killed all of Gallifrey, etc. And 11th Doctor was unable to remember meeting the Caretaker (presumably the Xth Doctor), so did not know he would survive his death and get to regenerate again.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 June 2017 23:48 (six years ago) link

But yeah, pretty much loved this episode. Getting the Cyberman back to genuine body horror nastiness is quite a trick after decades of cheapening and diminishing returns.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 25 June 2017 23:49 (six years ago) link

How long has The Doctor been at the university? Is that established?

remy bean, Monday, 26 June 2017 00:42 (six years ago) link

I _think_ Nardole(?) said something about 50yrs in ep1 of the series

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 26 June 2017 00:50 (six years ago) link

But why more pointless glimpses of regeneration both at the very start in the cold open and at the end of the next week trailer? There's no excitement in that as everyone knows it's coming if not exactly when, seems like it just diminishes the power of the moment when it finally really happens.

a) Don’t watch the Next Time trailers, ever
b) There’s no “power of the moment” wrt regeneration in the new series, because they always happen exactly the same RTD burst-of-SFX way. Every single change of face or regeneration in the classic series was handled differently from every other one, making them weird and curious and able to have some kind of power. Here, just having a flash-forward is different, and the way he’s suppressing it might play out into some variation next week (or at Christmas, since the cold open was evidently shot this week or so). Plus, whether or not you’d been thoroughly, repeatedly spoiled on the Mondasian Cybermen or not, the Doctor struggling with his old body dying in the snow has echoes of the first time his body died on the series, after fighting Mondasian Cybermen and then struggling through the snow…

she also says "nobody ever escapes a black hole" and seemingly forgets that's where all The Master's regenerations went (per Deadly Assassin or Five Doctors, can't remember which)

I don’t remember this at all but haven’t seen The Deadly Assassin in 25 years or more. Can’t imagine it would be in Five Docs, as he didn’t have any regenerations “left” then, and was running around in Nyssa’s dad’s dadbod.

Missy not smelling a Gallifreyan right away was suspicious. Especially with such a crap disguise. I knew it was Simm as soon as he spoke.

How was this suspicious when the bearded Masters’ disguises have so effectively fooled other Gallifreyans in the past?
Anyway, Simm basically fooled me: as soon as I saw the prostheticy face, I was staring and squinting my ears to see if it was Simm, but decided that it wasn’t. Especially with those big brown limpid eyes. I was comparing him against a mental image of a narrow, pinched affect in The Lakes I guess, bang up to date there. (I did watch that thing where Jim Broadbent was his dementia-suffering dad last year.)

Stray thoughts: weird motif of mouths not matching the sounds coming out of them. Babelfish, telepathic field stuff.

I was hoping the Monks would turn out to tie into the OG Cybermen back in Extremis bcz of this – assuming they still don’t, that’s another layer of wastedness with that whole monster, design and story semi-arc.

How long have he and Nardole been at the University? Ostensibly it's been a while, and ... that means he's overlapped with lots of other incarnations of himself nearby?

I think they said 75 years at some point in the first ep or so?

This season has felt like the least Moffaty of his run.

Well, quite – apart from being an unplanned add-on to his completed run, it not only has fewer Moffatt-written episodes than any other in the last eight years, but has MORE WRITERS OVERALL than ANY season of Doctor Who in the last 54 years.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 26 June 2017 01:03 (six years ago) link

They've got to bring the monks back to explain their motives better imho.

A thought: the monks' obsession with proper consent is diametrically opposed to the Cybermen just converting everyone for their own good

El Tomboto, Monday, 26 June 2017 02:18 (six years ago) link

yeah, so much of the Monks felt like it was being played as a counterpoint / set-up to Cybermen, but I can't see there being room for old Cybermen, new Cybermen [?], old Master, new Master, AND explaining the Monks in one episode next week

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 26 June 2017 02:26 (six years ago) link

See, that sounds like a proper smorgasbord to me.

El Tomboto, Monday, 26 June 2017 02:34 (six years ago) link

Given how the Monks' story ended up being a big fat fart of rubbish, perhaps best if we never see them again.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 26 June 2017 03:45 (six years ago) link

Especially since the Doctor's regeneration fakeout in that one (and how did he do that, anyway?) undercuts the opening to this episode.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 26 June 2017 03:46 (six years ago) link

yeah, I meant to mention that above

so terrible

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 26 June 2017 04:47 (six years ago) link

well, unless it was to establish that the doctor can fake a regeneration...

bonamasso guitara (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 26 June 2017 05:15 (six years ago) link

That would make it even more pointlessly for-the-audience/nonsensical in-story.

The Doctor tricking Bill with regeneration energy – "too much?" is not only vicious and callous, but doesn’t make any sense as she has no idea what regeneration or ‘regen energy’ is.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 26 June 2017 05:29 (six years ago) link

Thinking about this episode again, the time dilation situation was very similar to the gimmick in "The Girl Who Waited". I hope they come up with a different ending -- TGWW's ending was both depressing and a too-convenient way to tie up continuity.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 26 June 2017 06:05 (six years ago) link

Suspect the ending may be a bit of a fuck-up: the last Missy/Cybermen 2-parter by Moffatt started really well too, and ended in spectacular nonsensical bad taste

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 26 June 2017 06:22 (six years ago) link

for Fizzles:

something i'm never very clear on, sic - why do they change the order of the episodes like that? My very rudimentary sense of how things work is that there are a set of stories they decide to go with (perhaps having been written with the sense of a few themes that might be in the series) and Moffat will shove in some story arc stuff, sometimes more or less crudely (bit at end of story), sometimes woven into the original story a bit more.

If that's the case I can see why some stories might be ordered one way in terms of arc, and in another according to series pacing. But maybe I'm probably just ignoring something about the logistics of series production here.

Logistics is mainly why they shoot episodes out of intended order. This can be due to availability of locations, the amount of lead time needed to complete special effects, clustering guest stars’ episodes together so they can appear across a season without needing to stay unemployed in between trips to Cardiff, making a Doctor-light and companion-light episode at the same time as each other in order to crunch a little more production time, and often just making the scripts that are finished while Moffatt is still writing his (this can obviously lead to tacked-on scenes at the end of the episode shot months later making up an “arc”, as with the Missy material in S8 and S10).

I’ve been avoiding all looking ahead at production details, and even writers and episode titles, this year, so I was totally wrong-footed by the end of the Mars episode: when the story was over and Dr Who and Bill still needed to get away, it was obvious Missy was going to have to appear with Nardole in the TARDIS, and next week had to be the Rona Munro episode bcz there were only three weeks left, so I started getting hyped that she would be WRITING MISSY ON AN ADVENTURE NEXT WEEK, a) because a woman writing Missy would be great, b) someone other than Moffatt writing Missy would be nice to see, and c) because Rona wrote the only good Master material in the last 15 years of the original series. (On being asked to shoe-horn him into a story she’d already written.)

So then the Munro episode was completely baffling with its absence of Missy, an obviously ADRed line covering it but kicking the plot can down the road awkwardly, Bill discovering for the first time that she could understand non-English when travelling with the Doctor, and Nardole repeatedly referring to “guarding the vault,” without ever naming Missy or acknowledging that she wasn’t in the vault. I did then check and find that the story had been shot back as ep 4 or 5, and then for some reason moved to ep 9 - maybe just to provide more breathing gap between the Monk arc and the two-part finale – and then, very late, swapped with the Mars ep to become ep 10. The last one is really incomprehensible, as it totally throws the Missy plot out: even this week’s has her placement following on from Mars, not Picts & Romans.

Looking into production order last week also showed why Nardole gets taken away by the TARDIS for no useful purpose at the start of the Mars ep: he wasn’t originally part of this season. The Christmas episode was made partway into the run, and using Nardole as both comic relief and conscience / moral guardian there gave Moffatt the idea to poke him into the series proper as well. Presumably Gatiss’ script was delivered well before that, and they just decided to keep him out rather than squeeze him into a guest-character-crowded story.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 26 June 2017 06:35 (six years ago) link

That was really excellent, best episode of the season and maybe the best Moffatt penned one since the RTD days? The original Cyberman design is the best one as well. Meta stuff about 'Doctor Who' being his real name was bollocks though.

chap, Monday, 26 June 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link

"Exposition" and "Comic Relief" were great, though.

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Monday, 26 June 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

It's been said before but reintroducing the full-on horror/tragedy of the Cyberman transformation really, really worked well; those were the most successful parts of the S2 2-parter and really the main thing Cyberman stories should focus on, moreso than their lack of emotion and inexorable military might.

Moffatt-era companions really go through the meat grinder, huh?

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Monday, 26 June 2017 14:19 (six years ago) link

Didn't like the "it won't stop you feeling pain but it will stop you caring about it" headgear explaino - not really pain anymore then is it?

nashwan, Monday, 26 June 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link

I dunno, it seemed very similar to the description I got of what dilaudid does to you so it didn't bother me.

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Monday, 26 June 2017 14:26 (six years ago) link

Yeah sounds like when you injure yourself when you're really drunk.

chap, Monday, 26 June 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link

I'll be very annoyed if Bill, probably the best companion for a long time, is just a cyberman from now on and they don't find a way to get her back

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

But great episode - atmosphere, ideas, Master pantomime trickery, clever soundtracking, and full horror treatment of cybermen

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

Yeah definitely (xp). But I'll probably be just as annoyed by the convoluted excuse they come up with to avoid having that happen.

I mean I loved this episode, but was still hugely irritated by the thought of how much more I'd have loved it if both major reveals hadn't been ruined months ago BY THE VERY COMPANY THAT MAKES THE SHOW. I guess we should be grateful the BBC don't make Game of Thrones, they'd have put Ned's head on the poster.

JimD, Monday, 26 June 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link

xp And the way the whole shitshower gets started with one of the Doctor's whimsical ideas - sending Missy off as a pseudo-Doctor. Missy trolling the audience calling herself 'Dr Who'.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:07 (six years ago) link

Yeah like I wasn't surprised by it being Mondasian cybermen because last week the preview thing had said 'Mondasian cybermen'.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

There's probably some sort of escape hatch in terms of uploading Bill's consciousness somewhere, or something about people believing in themselves so much that they can survive being made into a cyberman or something

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 26 June 2017 17:09 (six years ago) link

She will be returned from cyberation by the new Doctor, James Corden.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 26 June 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link

The Tardis karaoke guy?

StanM, Monday, 26 June 2017 18:10 (six years ago) link

The show has laid plenty of groundwork for people rediscovering themselves after being converted into Telosian Cybermen (Ms. Hartman in Doomsday, Iantos's girlfriend in the Torchwood episode Cyberwoman, Danny and The Brigadier in Death of Heaven... hell, Toberman in Tomb of the Cybermen, if you want to go back to the original run), plus Bill doesn't seem to have forgotten who she is (which should make the process easier). The bigger question is whether the Doctor can heal the damage done to her as a result of the Cyberman conversion; it seems that she was already SOL after having a gigantic hole blown through her abdomen so I can't imagine that the subsequent chopping and implanting necessary to turn her into a Cyberman is reversible.

All of this pisses me off to no end, btw; looking at that list of characters and seeing how frequently the writers dehumanize and kill black characters important either to the show or main characters on the show isn't doing great things for my Who fandom.

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Monday, 26 June 2017 18:24 (six years ago) link

Especially the case with Bill, first black companion

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 26 June 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link

Or no, wait a sec - she's not is she. But definitely first openly lesbian one.

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 26 June 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link

I was thinking as well that Moffatt really does seem to be on a quest to prove that nobody should ever, ever want to become a companion. Remember when Peri Brown was the exemplar of a companion who got treated like shit by the Doctor and left for dead?

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link

also maybe not something you want to be doing, intentionally or not, at the same time the whole production is trying to be so much more inclusive and diverse in casting and characterization

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 00:27 (six years ago) link

First black companion, 1980:

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/marveldatabase/images/3/30/Sharon_Davies%28Earth-5556%29.jpg

Not to detract from Dan’s good and alarming actual point about the characters dehumanised, but Ms Hartman and the Cyberwoman were both Cybusian, and Danny Pink and Lethbridge-Stewart were either Cybusian or a cross between Cybusian and Telosian. (The Cybus logo first disappeared in A Good Man Goes To War, and the off-screen explanation (initiated by Neil Gaiman) is that Cybusians that crossed to our universe, encountered Telosians, and shared tech from then on.)

NB to non-nerds: the term, and indeed codifed concept, of Telosian vs Mondasian Cybermen has existed for three days.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 00:30 (six years ago) link

I know there are only so many ways you can do a starship bridge but the bridge this week didn't half look like the bridge of the Heart of Gold from Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy (BBC TV version obviously). The whole episode did look like it had come from the 80s scenery store, which was great.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 00:57 (six years ago) link

this was fun to read imo

http://previously.tv/doctor-who/doctor-who-commences-another-long-goodbye/

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 01:07 (six years ago) link

Here is where I admit I still haven't seen the Cyberman 2-parter from Tennant's first season because so many of those episodes were terrible and I couldn't bring myself to watch them, so I didn't even know Cybus was a "thing"

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 01:11 (six years ago) link

Ha ha it is so bad – they go to an alternate universe where Rose’s dad is still alive, and everybody everywhere uses the exact same brand of bluetooth phone earpiece all the time, until one day it suddenly extends and goes up and then turns at a right angle over the head, then turns down and enters the other ear too, then everyone’s brains are taken over by their bluetooths (it’s just like the real world! Where 97% of all people walk around with one-piece phones in their ears all day) and they start marching towards giant factories built by an industrialist who has been developing bionics

A MEGALOMANIAC INVENTOR in a WHEELCHAIR who has built REPLACEMENT METAL BODIES for weak humanoids, but who won’t convert himself. Where does Rusty get these astounding fresh ideas?!?!?!??

Anyway yeah the company is Cybus Industries and I can’t remember if he was pitching them as super-bionic upgrades for the sick, or as robot workers that you could buy, but instead of being gradual, bionic replacement like the OG Cybermen, he just cuts ppl’s brains out and puts them in a pre-built robot. And they’re called Cybusmen.

And for the next few years all the Cybermen in the show came from this other universe and had a C on their chest because they were made by Cybus and it was their logo.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 02:46 (six years ago) link

details may be inexact, I watched this once, 11 years ago

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 02:47 (six years ago) link

oof

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 03:37 (six years ago) link

what if missy was telling the truth about the doctor's name, but only because she comes from the alternate universe shown in the peter cushing movies

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 03:40 (six years ago) link

Isn't that Dr human? & not going to be her old schoolfriend?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 06:19 (six years ago) link

They've been hitting the "yes time lords can change genders this is very canon now" thing so hard now that I really hope the next Doctor is a woman.

Maybe it'll be Missy!

Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 07:49 (six years ago) link

for Fizzles:

thanks sic, i found that really interesting! i'm ok with interiors/locations/actor availability dictating shooting schedules etc, but your experience of how some of this has affected series logic is enlightening. it also helps explain some stuff that i hadn't really noticed but had mildly discomfited me, the babel thing, and a general sort of out-of-order bill development being most noticeable. hadn't really noticed any of the nardole patching so, again, v useful.

looking forward to this last episode as i've been travelling. amused by JM's (correct) description of the final monks episode being a big fat fart of rubbish (tho wd defend the love saves all!/mum resolution more generally).

Fizzles, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 09:20 (six years ago) link

Maybe it'll be Missy!

Or Bill! That would be some payback.

nashwan, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 10:36 (six years ago) link

Aw I liked the Tennant Cyberman two-parter, one of the most fun examples of New Who as big dumb action movie, in my memeory anyway. I think I was way more forgiving of any story's flaws in the first few years of the return as it was all so exciting.

chap, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 10:43 (six years ago) link

Good storified tweenotes from Andrew Ellard: https://storify.com/ellardent/tweetnotes-doctor-who-world-enough-and-time

nashwan, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 11:09 (six years ago) link

I hope that perhaps the reason for Part One being so light on Bill and Missy is because they get to do most of the interesting stuff in Part Two.

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 27 June 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

I have a feeling something interesting is going to happen with this regeneration, yeah, they've signposted it a bit

Never changed username before (cardamon), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 21:07 (six years ago) link

Aw I liked the Tennant Cyberman two-parter, one of the most fun examples of New Who as big dumb action movie, in my memeory anyway. I think I was way more forgiving of any story's flaws in the first few years of the return as it was all so exciting.

Meme-ory – subtle bad-wolf-like hint that chap’s actual recollection of this bad story has been erased by a Cybus implant and overwritten by “+++WHAT A HOOT+++ +++WHAT A HOOT+++ +++WHAT A HOOT+++” transmissions from RTD-prime in the Post Office Tower.

Nah, I’m sure the story was legit super-fun for folks not bothered about bringing “not real, scary Cybermen,” “ugh they’re just transplanting Davros onto the Cybermen” etc baggage onto it. And kids’ reactions trump those of grumpy old nerds like me. (IIRC the one where they return to that parallel world and Mickey is a tough smart hero was more successful action-movie-y though)

Meta stuff about 'Doctor Who' being his real name was bollocks though.

Loved this btw, not least for how much it would piss off grumpy old nerds

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Wednesday, 28 June 2017 05:28 (six years ago) link

Just watched the latest one - best so far! Olden days Cybermen design was terrifying - my OH has been wanting to see more of them for years.
I did think John Simm should show up somewhere. and for saying 'more like a genesis huh huh' some time before he did.

Will be a real shame when Capaldi goes. I'm not the biggest Who fan but he's been such a boost to the series.

kinder, Thursday, 29 June 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

One day he shall come back...

nashwan, Saturday, 1 July 2017 18:36 (six years ago) link

This was striking in that all of the actual character bits were excellent, and all of the plot bits (and the action bits) were fucking terrible. I could watch a lot more of Capaldi's Doctor interacting with Bill, Missy, and Nardole, and the remaining amount is zero.

It was interesting that this is the second female companion in a row that goes off to see the universe with another woman (who has been augmented to immortality with alien technology, but I might as well have just said 'written by Steven Moffat').

it's always been established that only the latest version of him remembers what happened, the earlier versions lost their memories of the crossover, so as to avoid time paradoxes.

Yeah, about that...

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 1 July 2017 21:46 (six years ago) link

That was fucking nerve-racking! Really liked it. Partner frequently in tears. So happy Bill was okay that I didn't mind the slightly will-this-do explanation for her resurrection.

The Christmas ep will have its work cut out to make the regeneration as effective as it (almost) was here. That was wrenching. Glad for one more Capaldi story though.

The downside is I was feeling quite smug about making it to the end of the season without hearing spoilers about who the new actor is. I can't see that happening next time. (No spoilers here plz obviously.)

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 1 July 2017 21:57 (six years ago) link

That could have been a good place to bow out on full stop. So hope the next season is as good as this has been.
Would have loved to see several more seasons of Capaldi and Bill, Missy too.

Stevolende, Saturday, 1 July 2017 22:35 (six years ago) link

  • the doctor managing to reprogram the cybermen's coding in the second he was knocked onto the keyboard was soap opera levels of fucking stupid
  • the whole scene with bill standing in the barn before realising she was a cyberman was so predictable even i saw it coming
  • when the doctor blew up all the cybermen around him, why was bill the only one to survive despite having the least armour? (because she's so strong, geddit??)
  • something else pissed me off but i can't remember what it was
  • having the pilot save bill was... fine i suppose, at least they planted a decent clue with the tear last episode
i really really really massively loved the "DEAL WITH IT <sunglasses>" way that bill told the doctor and the audience "you know i'm gay, right? got that? good" and then snogged a woman in full view

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 2 July 2017 01:17 (six years ago) link

Didn't hate it in the way I have previous seasons but yet again in NuWho "sod the plot, let's make it a soap opera about the companions". The show was an hour long and we got

  • Romance of the Masters
  • The Master version of the Scorpion and the Frog
  • Are we Human... Or are we Cyber... My sign is vital, my hands are cold
  • The companion escapes certain death through a maguffin introduced earlier in the series and they have their own adventures in time and space. What do you mean I did exactly the same thing last year?
  • Nardole gets a happy ending with a human that loves him and a ready made family, with a tossed off redemption narrative thrown in during it.
In comparison, the plot gets:

  • Cybermen are evolving so we get to reuse the NuWho costumes
  • let's just blow them all up because reasons
This could have been a really effective Base Under Siege story on the farm, but obviously nobody wants to watch that.

As an aside, how crap is Cyber conversion in NuWho? So far that's Yonne Hartman, Danny Pink, the CyberBrig and Bill that have all been converted and resisted, not to mention James Corden rejecting conversion because of The Power Of Love.

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Sunday, 2 July 2017 09:17 (six years ago) link

I'm watching Tenth Planet this morning to see how it should be done.

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Sunday, 2 July 2017 09:25 (six years ago) link

I'm a few weeks behind and have just got to the Mars one and am wondering if this season is even worse persevering with.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 July 2017 10:13 (six years ago) link

I liked all the stuff you guys get annoyed by! The show is forever imperfect and repetitive, but surely impossible not to be moved/excited by this week's.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 2 July 2017 10:19 (six years ago) link

Xpost you hit the dodgy patch but last three are excellent

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 2 July 2017 10:20 (six years ago) link

The one thing that I'm remembering now i had a problem with is the repetitive nature of that ending for the companion. Did seem very much an echo of the Clara thing as I felt at the time and somebody else here has pointed out.
I guess it does leave bill open to be revisited.

Was this just Moffatt trying to mop up his characters who hadn't otherwise had an end. Does that leave any loose ends still?
The aforesaid previous companions not getting a further nod? Showing what they're up to before they're forever forgotten or has that already happened.
Further echo of that previous companion in Bill not knowing what transformation she'd had struck me as similar to the girl who didn't know she was a dalek. But where there's a tear there's hope etc etc.

Stevolende, Sunday, 2 July 2017 10:30 (six years ago) link

Quite cheeky to tease at least one Master regeneration and a glimpse of their TARDIS but then not bother with either.

nashwan, Sunday, 2 July 2017 11:13 (six years ago) link

part of passing a blank slate to chibnall imo

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 2 July 2017 11:24 (six years ago) link

Tbf the bill end to me seemed as though it could be either as it was presented or the last wishful dreams of a dying cyber brain

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 2 July 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link

oh i LOVE that!

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 2 July 2017 11:31 (six years ago) link

I mean, moffatt has form in that area too: bill not seeing herself as a cyberman, donna in the library's mainframe, the simulation episode this season, etc

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 2 July 2017 11:36 (six years ago) link

Aw I liked the Tennant Cyberman two-parter, one of the most fun examples of New Who as big dumb action movie, in my memeory anyway. I think I was way more forgiving of any story's flaws in the first few years of the return as it was all so exciting.

Kinda miss the big stupid action movie elements of the Rusty era now actually. Maybe I've just watched a string of highly generic episodes in a row but with this season I keep thinking "I've seen all this before and it isn't much fun". Probably a good time for Moffatt to be hanging up b/c with the exception of the first Smith and the first Capaldi season his run has been largely disappointing.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 July 2017 11:58 (six years ago) link

I just like watching Capaldi and Bill together, not so bothered by the episode plots. Thought Gatiss's was (as usual) the only true stinker this season. For Moff though

5 > 9 > 6a > 10 > 7a > 9 > 7b > 5a

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 2 July 2017 12:09 (six years ago) link

6b I mean for last one

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 2 July 2017 12:10 (six years ago) link

Which one was the long Amy and Rory goodbye? That was the real nadir.

Matt DC, Sunday, 2 July 2017 12:12 (six years ago) link

capaldi's second year was incredible

Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 2 July 2017 12:13 (six years ago) link

I really liked this. A lot of loose ends, tho. And the John Siam Master cameo added nothing.

rb (soda), Sunday, 2 July 2017 16:06 (six years ago) link

great episode, no one has mentioned David Bradley as Doctor #1 yet? He did such a good job in Adventures in Time and Space I'd hoped that this would happen at some point. Disappointed to see Bill go; I saw somewhere something about Pearl Mackie meeting Chibnall just a few weeks ago, so I assumed she was staying on. Maybe she will. If a woman gets the regeneration then it might be interesting to have a gay companion. I can see the remaining mens rights activists who haven't already stopped watching exploding in fury.

akm, Monday, 3 July 2017 05:37 (six years ago) link

this episode mentions marinus as a planet the cybermen inhabit -- not just a reference to the 1st doctor serial "the keys of marinus", but also to a comic written by grant morrison called the world shapers which also features sped-up time.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 3 July 2017 11:12 (six years ago) link

Good pacing I thought over these last two episodes

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 11:44 (six years ago) link

Bill's resurrection by the Pilot was a bit of a re-run of Clara going off with Lady Me in their own TARDIS. But at least it was signposted from the beginning of this run, not just tacked on.

I might have preferred it, tbh, if it was left as Bill wandering around stuck in the cyber-shell but with the possibility of escaping from it left open, and then it could be taken up by later writers.

'You know how I'm all about women and people my own age? Yeah? Good' <-- this was a good line

The holographic farm idyll was a good touch and the sort of thing that Who can do

I liked the way it was basically 1940s evacuee farm countryside but the people were called things like Hazran and Alit

No idea what they're doing with this whole Capaldi trying not to regenerate/Hartnell first doctor turning up thing, looks interesting anyway

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 11:51 (six years ago) link

Although you know ... I would mostly have preferred it if Bill was definitely still in it, it's a bit shit that we only get to see her for one run of episodes

I really really hope they don't just go back to 'for the dads' sexy magic ladies as a template for companions (obv Amy and Clara broke this template many times but it still felt like that template was there)

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 11:57 (six years ago) link

Or can we have a companion who either isn't from earth, or isn't from current earth history?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 11:58 (six years ago) link

And whilst thinking out loud, Female Doctor/gay male companion might be an productive combo no?

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 12:00 (six years ago) link

Or can we have a companion who either isn't from earth, or isn't from current earth history?

the audience needs someone to relate to, which imo is harder to pull off when the companion is inherently unrelateable.

btw i do believe they're warming us up to a female doctor, with missy being all through this era + the recent doctor/bill chinwag about gender being eh-who-cares on gallifrey.

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 3 July 2017 12:04 (six years ago) link

'You know how I'm all about women and people my own age? Yeah? Good' <-- this was a good line

does this mean all previous companions who left weeping and hugging did so because he was sexy? it's like the doctor is either husbando or business colleague, with no middle ground.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 3 July 2017 12:46 (six years ago) link

I read the line a dig at Martha/Rose, disguised as a character bit for Bill.

I felt like the conclusion of the 12/Bill relationship was the sole letdown of the finale - the emotional goodbye comes while Capaldi is comatose! Hopefully she'll turn up in the Xmas special?

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 3 July 2017 12:56 (six years ago) link

pearl mackie is too good for this show

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 3 July 2017 12:57 (six years ago) link

At this stage I think casting decisions are if anything less important than broadening the writing team beyond just Whithouse, Mathieson, Harness and Gatizzzzzzzzz. The whole show feels like new ideas are urgently needed.

Matt DC, Monday, 3 July 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link

Could solve everything by making either Peal Mackie or Michelle Gomez into the next doctor innit?

Stevolende, Monday, 3 July 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link

gomez is an astonishingly good comic actor but i can't see her pulling off the serious gravitas moments. mackie totally could but she needs to move on to something better god damn it

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 3 July 2017 13:11 (six years ago) link

otm, Gomez great but very much tied into pantomime evil character within this show, like it would take a lot of storytelling to get her into standard doctor mode

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 13:21 (six years ago) link

@Matt in DC yeah I've seen it claimed somewhere that everything that happened in this episode has happened before somewhere

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 13:22 (six years ago) link

I think mackie would be a great doctor.

akm, Monday, 3 July 2017 13:24 (six years ago) link

Oh yay another fake out regeneration.

I thought this was a mess. I think I posted something a month or so ago that maybe Murray Gold was getting better. In light of the score in the second half of this episode I take that back violently.

Has is ever been properly explained who/what Nardole is?

chap, Monday, 3 July 2017 14:48 (six years ago) link

missy lampshaded him as "the comic relief", and tbh i think that's all we'll ever need to know

Autumn Almanac, Monday, 3 July 2017 14:51 (six years ago) link

I liked nardole, he thought he wound up being much better than I originally feared.

akm, Monday, 3 July 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link

Nardole has stated that he doesn't know his true origins, as he was "found." (TV: The Doctor Falls) On one occasion, he claimed to have Scottish heritage, supposedly descending from the clan "MacNardole". (PROSE: Plague City)

Nardole had an ex called Velma, who worked as an actress. She left him for an AI at a call centre. (TV: Oxygen) He also once had an imaginary friend, until he left him for someone else. (TV: The Lie of the Land)

Nardole once swapped his face while "on the run". (TV: Oxygen) He was blue at one point, (TV: World Enough and Time) and had friends who were "bluish". (TV: Oxygen) At some point in time, Nardole also replaced his left hand with one he won in a game of some sort. (TV: The Lie of the Land)

Nardole studied the Tarovian martial arts for "a while" and reached the rank of Brown Tabard. He also learned the Tarovian neck pinch. However, he could only perform it with his original right hand and not with his replaced left hand. (TV: The Lie of the Land)

Prior to meeting the Doctor, Nardole had worked as a con artist. (TV: The Doctor Falls)

that's a lot of random backstory!

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 3 July 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

Nardole's ending is "go up a few floors and then look after these kids/country folk", his wrap-up dialogue is something like "the doctor has killed most of the cybermen so it'll take a while for the rest to figure out what to do next, we'll use that time to come up with a plan". But it's already been established that 10 years at the cyber end of the ship can pass in a couple of minutes at the opposite end, so...maybe five years of cyber time in a couple of minutes at Nardole's level? How much time are we meant to think they've bought by moving up a handful of floors? Can't be more than a couple of days at the most before those kids are all getting massacred (not upgraded, because we also know they cybermen have now classified them as a threat). And that's meant to be a satisfying ending?

I mean this is actually one of the smaller plot irritations in this episode but it just feels (as much else did) half thought out.

JimD, Monday, 3 July 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link

Had the opposite response - I thought they kind of nailed that as a pleasingly ambiguous ending. As a kid I would've remembered it's not-quite-happiness.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 3 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

Moffat has talked a lot about plot loose ends not being loose ends but "stuff for kids to imagine" after the show is over. I like that. Obviously sometimes it's a convenient excuse to lampshade crap plotting. But I think it worked here. Also I'm sure we'll get five mins of Nardole, Bill & Clara followup in the Christmas ep.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 3 July 2017 16:28 (six years ago) link

I'll have to check, but I thought they explicitly raised "we can't run away because the cybermen will get more advanced the closer we get to the top"? Which is why the ending annoyed me.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 3 July 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

In 'Nightmare In Silver' the Cybermen seemed to develop Sonic the Hedgehog boot speed but not a lot else. I guess that could get them up the ship a bit quicker. Hopefully they recognised using human parts was utterly stupid and they will never be seen ever again.

nashwan, Monday, 3 July 2017 17:01 (six years ago) link

A nice thing to see in the new series would be some simpler, sturdier plots

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

Where things are resolved by someone figuring out a (no doubt mysterious and crazy) solution to a (no doubt terrifying and impossible) problem rather than handwaving it with the power of lurrrve or whatever

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

also turn down the goddamn music- half the time the dialogue is inaudible

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 3 July 2017 18:57 (six years ago) link

Yeah I honestly believe no music at all would be more effective than that bilge.

chap, Monday, 3 July 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

it was distracting in the extreme

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 3 July 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

It's another Moffat story that has problems on a literal level but works on a metaphorical level.

The battle has problems taken literally -- the Doctor has a very poor plan, why not stay on the bottom level and reprogram the Cybermen there? But as a battle of niceness vs. almost inevitable forces of history, it works.

Likewise the idea of Nardole tricking Cybermen with some sort of VR explosions is a leap of logic, but if you think of it as a TV show writing its own rules it works.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 3 July 2017 20:23 (six years ago) link

Yeah I was wondering how he could manage to do that more than a couple of times. Thought what ever supply line he was tapping into and causing explosions in wouldn't be able to work once it exploded, so how it could reexplode was beyond me. Was it self healing or something?

Stevolende, Monday, 3 July 2017 20:42 (six years ago) link

I didn't even bother trying to parse that.

Also did it explain how the Doctor managed to take all that punishment (double death rayed by cyberman then exploded) without regenerating? Sheer force of will?

chap, Monday, 3 July 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link

The happy ending doesn't make up for how angry I am about the sheer amount of hell this story put Bill through.

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Monday, 3 July 2017 21:57 (six years ago) link

that was shit wasn't it? she deserved better. great acting from her though.

akm, Monday, 3 July 2017 22:07 (six years ago) link

Also she should have been way way more pissed off at the Doctor.

chap, Monday, 3 July 2017 22:11 (six years ago) link

I could almost accept the shit treatment of Bill as a token of how nasty the Master is, but even so, leaves a bitter taste

Never changed username before (cardamon), Monday, 3 July 2017 22:18 (six years ago) link

Isn't it the point that we're not supposed to like seeing what happens to her? If Mackie hadn't built up the goodwill by creating such an interesting character, the story wouldn't work. Also - she's the audience proxy, and it's most a dramatic violation to change the status of the audience proxy - which is why it's so horrifying and uncomfortable.

Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 3 July 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

Knowing why it's happening from a plot mechanics perspective does not mean I have to accept it as necessary or decide that that was the story I wanted to see.

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Tuesday, 4 July 2017 00:44 (six years ago) link

Here’s a thing about Moffatt’s returning to tropes, and beats, and elements of arcs: this episode lampshades a reading of this, with the wondrous continuity-meshing of “Cybermen keep happening everywhere!” (btw – Changes and especially The World Shapers were by far my favourite Who comics as a kid, and it was thrilling to come back to them as a teen in the ‘90s, when Morrison was now my favourite comic book not-cartoonist writer, and realise who’d written ‘em). The whole history of Dr Who is in returning to familiar concepts and teasing out new approaches, and of taking bigger genres and stories and finding a way to Doctor Who them. Two features of Moffatt’s writing – not only for Who, though he’s been at it since his first short story in 1997 – are to use time itself as an element, and to analyse people’s repeated behaviour being variously self-destructive or noble, depending on circumstances, and especially looking at them finding ways to learn and grow beyond said actions. That’s the arc of many Press Gang characters, but especially Linda Day and Spike; it’s the damage at the heart of the autobiographical lead in Joking Apart; and it’s the entire engine of all the characters in Coupling.

His first season as showrunner seemed to be interested in, if not largely built on, taking aspects of the RTD version of Who, and refining or interpreting them (at the time, I took this as being a wilful corrective, bcz I mostly hated the RTD approach as a viewer, and was more delighted by Series 5 than any other whole season I had a personal concept of. Ha ha). As his years have gone by, it seems he more uses the mythic scope of Who (like, the Norse myths repeat a lot of tropes an plots and character beats and resurrections, too), as well as his own inherent tendencies, to rework and refine and attempt to improve things he’s done already. Danny Pink’s resisting his Cyberising felt a little un-set-up and fell emotionally flat? Find a better way to try that. Clara running off for space lesbian adventures with a mayfly’s lifespan was kludged together by the Ashildir actress’s unavailability for shooting? Find a more elegant way to structure that sort of emotional resolution, but on the exact same beat.

As someone who loves nerdy old references but values Dr Who best for being a story format that can go anywhere, & keep doing unexpected things, I’d prefer to have had a Moffatt who always came up with great big new ideas – but you can’t always imagine a new Pandorica / Big Bang, and it’s fascinating for the man who came up with timey-wimey to play variations and repetitions on previous movements, seeing him reaching for improvements. Time doesn’t become a loop, but it does come around again.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 06:07 (six years ago) link

Great post sic, you're absolutely right about moffat's "let's go back and fix that" tendency. The key problem is that when he does try having another shot at something, he might fix what was wrong first time, but it inevitably goes wrong in some new way instead. here's the thing - THE DOCTOR KNOWS THIS AND ALWAYS HAS, it's the reason he never goes back for a retry. Arguably one of the key messages of the whole history of Doctor Who has been "don't dwell on your failures, learn from them and move on". But in all his years of fandom Moffat's somehow failed to learn from that.

JimD, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 07:49 (six years ago) link

Great post± Although now I have the fear Moffat will try a redo on "The Final Solution" (by miles the worst thing he's ever done - I blame Gatiss).

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 10:18 (six years ago) link

just had a thought: wouldn't it be daring of them to sign up david bradley as the next doctor?

akm, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 12:59 (six years ago) link

Daring yeah, totally going against the idea of a sexy doctor too. Though maybe that might be the point. He could play things differently than being the first doctor of course. Another case of why that face?
I'd really like to see Andy Serkis as the doctor probably since seeing him as Albert Einstein a few years ago. Incidentally opposite David tennant I think.

Saw something on Facebook about the current thought being it was going to be that ginger guy who everybody here hated when it was brought up the last time.
Wonder who else is in the running?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

the leading rumor is phoebe waller bridge (fleabag), to the point where she is being extremely cagey about it and saying she's not allowed to say anything one way or the other.

akm, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link

she would be excellent, btw.

akm, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link

there were only about 3000 hints in the last episode that the next doctor would be a woman.

akm, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 14:23 (six years ago) link

Can we keep rumours etc out of the thread, or something separate? Thanks!

Chuck_Tatum, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

A friend of mine asked on Twitter whether Michelle Gomez had ever said anything more than she was stopping playing Missy... (not someone in the know btw, merely idle speculation on their part as either interesting/unimaginative)

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 14:28 (six years ago) link

(by which I mean I don't think it's a credible rumour but might be fun to discuss)

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

there were only about 3000 hints in the last episode that the next doctor would be a woman.

and a few in eps 10/11 iirc. they're preparing us for a female doctor sooner or later.

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 14:29 (six years ago) link

(by which I mean I think it's allowable here post-Spoiler Wars but what do I know) xpost to me

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 14:30 (six years ago) link

Einstein & Eddington was good, more people should see it.

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 14:44 (six years ago) link

Anyway, something that has struck me:

The Doctor sees Clara in his Father Dougal past companion swirlaround. He had all his memories of her permanently wiped at the end of the previous series (hence why she could land in her Flying American Diner Funbus and him not recognise her) so how does that happen?

I'm also less sympathetic than sic is to Moffatt working out his foibles in multiple rewrites. It's fairly well established that this was a season too far for him, that he was supposed to go last time but Chibnall wasn't ready because of Broadchurch and so Moffatt agreed to stay but only if he could schedule round Sherlock S4 hence nothing in 2016. With that in mind, using the same plot to end S9 and S10 and reworking so many other plot elements smacks more of "that'll do" than "I can make this better". S10 was ultimately just a paycheck, and maybe a chance to screw up Chibnall - so who'll bet against the words "...and a Merry Christmas to all you viewers at home!" appearing in the Christmas ep?

Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 14:53 (six years ago) link

If the next Doc is a woman there's nothing to be gained by not announcing that immediately. The longer the delay the more likely the disappointment there I fear.

He had all his memories of her permanently wiped at the end of the previous series (hence why she could land in her Flying American Diner Funbus and him not recognise her) so how does that happen?

Having just rewatched Hell Bent the epilogue involves the Doctor realising, after her departure, what Clara looks like by virtue of her face having been painted onto his recovered TARDIS by Rigsy. So he does remember and it doesn't seem to really matter after all.

nashwan, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link

Fucking hell, I missed that particularly impressive piece of "I couldn't care about the viewers" then.

Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:19 (six years ago) link

With the exception of Donna, where it had some genuine emotional heft to it, has there been a single incident of memory-wiping not being a bullshit, lazy plot move?

Matt DC, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:23 (six years ago) link

If the next Doc is a woman there's nothing to be gained by not announcing that immediately. The longer the delay the more likely the disappointment there I fear.

if they can keep it a secret (not likely given all the leaks this season), revealing a woman doctor in the show would at least give them the jump on the usual MRAs before they enclose the planet in their fucking tears

Autumn Almanac, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

The Doctor sees Clara in his Father Dougal past companion swirlaround. He had all his memories of her permanently wiped at the end of the previous series (hence why she could land in her Flying American Diner Funbus and him not recognise her) so how does that happen?

Clara has mutated into a virus that is eating the Doctor's memories bit by bit and will need to be destroyed by his previous incarnation as part of the Christmas special.

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Wednesday, 5 July 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

Dr Fleabag seems like it would be awesome, but she's in the Young Han Solo movie and Fleabag S2 starts filming in the fall.

Olivia Colman would be hilarious.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 6 July 2017 02:25 (six years ago) link

Yeah was thinking of her after Broadchurch connection.
& that Fleabag series might be a clash for Phoebe.
But either could be good. Better than ginger geezer.
Either that or go black.

Stevolende, Thursday, 6 July 2017 05:01 (six years ago) link

the leading rumor is phoebe waller bridge (fleabag), to the point where she is being extremely cagey about it and saying she's not allowed to say anything one way or the other.

― akm, Thursday, July 6, 2017 12:23 AM (fourteen hours ago)

Dr Fleabag seems like it would be awesome, but she's in the Young Han Solo movie and Fleabag S2 starts filming in the fall.

― El Tomboto, Thursday, July 6, 2017 12:25 PM (two hours ago)

& that Fleabag series might be a clash for Phoebe.
But either could be good. Better than ginger geezer.
Either that or go black.

― Stevolende, Thursday, July 6, 2017 3:01 PM (four minutes ago)

I googled after AKM said this and Waller-Bridge’s company’s official twitter was saying it wasn’t true and not to waste money betting on it. So Chuck OTM, just take the pointless rumouring about “something seen on Facebook” to another place, like Ned’s 2013 speculation thread.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Thursday, 6 July 2017 05:47 (six years ago) link

BTW Chuck:

Random question for Who nerds: whatever happened to Paul Cornell? How come the guy responsible for the two best Nu-Who episodes never got asked back?

― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, June 5, 2017 6:53 AM (one month ago)

Paul Cornell was on the Radio Free Skaro podcast last week (as one of the hosts had been invited to come from Canada to stay at the rectory for Cornell’s birthday party, because Cornell is still] that much of a Dr Who fan), reacting to World Enough And Time with delight. Worth a listen if you miss him!

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Thursday, 6 July 2017 06:30 (six years ago) link

Will check that out, thanks!

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 6 July 2017 12:51 (six years ago) link

i just recalled that Capaldi wanted to bring Carol Ann Ford back as Susan (and he had her picture on his desk at the beginning of the season); wonder if she'll be back in the christmas special? She like 76 now.

akm, Thursday, 6 July 2017 22:06 (six years ago) link

let's hope all my bbcode holds on this...

AA:
the doctor managing to reprogram the cybermen's coding in the second he was knocked onto the keyboard was soap opera levels of fucking stupid
He only changes one character! You’d be fine with it if Tom Baker had done it with a sonic screwdriver.

the whole scene with bill standing in the barn before realising she was a cyberman was so predictable even i saw it coming
I don’t think this was meant to be a surprise reveal

when the doctor blew up all the cybermen around him, why was bill the only one to survive despite having the least armour? (because she's so strong, geddit??)
IIRC she survives because she’s not anywhere around him

Aldo:

Didn't hate it in the way I have previous seasons but yet again in NuWho "sod the plot, let's make it a soap opera about the companions". The show was an hour long and we got
• Romance of the Masters
• The Master version of the Scorpion and the Frog
• Are we Human... Or are we Cyber... My sign is vital, my hands are cold
• The companion escapes certain death through a maguffin introduced earlier in the series and they have their own adventures in time and space. What do you mean I did exactly the same thing last year?
• Nardole gets a happy ending with a human that loves him and a ready made family, with a tossed off redemption narrative thrown in during it.
In comparison, the plot gets:
• Cybermen are evolving so we get to reuse the NuWho costumes
• let's just blow them all up because reasons

The stuff you list up the top IS all plot.

However:
Nardole gets a happy ending with a human that loves him and a ready made family, with a tossed off redemption narrative thrown in during it.

Nardole doesn’t get a happy ending, he gets an opportunity to fight and die. He doesn’t want a human who loves him, and he doesn’t get that: he gets a possible offer of some sexual stuff from a human in a high-pressure situation, that’s part of an expression of admiration and respect for his skill, smarts and dedication. Whether or not he can have sexual stuff is unclear, given that what was his humanoid body has been replaced at least twice.* He’s not looking for a family, and doesn’t get one. He didn’t need a redemption narrative – since his second appearance, he’s been a positive force, and was only a hapless stooge, not a villain, in his first.

*NB this really annoyed me that it never played out – Nardole is himself a cyberman, and has been for a year and a half of viewer’s time; there was no acknowledgement of this in the episode, no chance taken to contrast his and Bill’s situation, no use of the story’s building up of his character and Bill’s resistance to conversion to offer a way into softening or reprogramming the rapaciousness of the attacking Cybermen. The farm itself is a collective, and Nardole dedicating himself to it is played as a good and valuable thing: why can’t the other collective on the ship be refocussed in a more productive way?

This could have been a really effective Base Under Siege story on the farm, but obviously nobody wants to watch that.

Even if you would like to see an effective Base Under Siege, here is a list of the plot elements in 60 minutes of that:
1) base is under siege
2) siege is over now

As an aside, how crap is Cyber conversion in NuWho? So far that's Yonne Hartman, Danny Pink, the CyberBrig and Bill that have all been converted and resisted, not to mention James Corden rejecting conversion because of The Power Of Love.

Homages to Kroton, the Cyberman With A Soul. (Corden’s the one that really rankles for me, bringing down an episode I otherwise basically love. Curious about whether it was Dad Moffatt or Goodies Are Goodies And Baddies Are Baddies Roberts who initiated that resolution in the form it played out.)

Nashwan:

Quite cheeky to tease at least one Master regeneration and a glimpse of their TARDIS but then not bother with either.

Glimpse of their TARDIS? The dematerialisation circuit prop was a deliberate recreation of the 1971 version, I took that as a lovely wink for old fans, not a suggestion that we’d see an entire expensive interior built for one scene at the end of the season & budget. Even the classic TARDIS interior at the end of the 2015 season was about 60% from AAISAT, with the other costs able to be amortised over its return to the standing exhibition afterwards.

Hopefully they recognised using human parts was utterly stupid and they will never be seen ever again.

They are human parts. That’s the only point of them. Very badly handled in p much every episode between the 1960s and last week, but I’d rather see last week’s faint nods as promise, rather than a category error.

Matt DC:

Kinda miss the big stupid action movie elements of the Rusty era now actually. Maybe I've just watched a string of highly generic episodes in a row but with this season I keep thinking "I've seen all this before and it isn't much fun". Probably a good time for Moffatt to be hanging up b/c with the exception of the first Smith and the first Capaldi season his run has been largely disappointing.

Aside from disagreeing about disappointing seasons (eg you cut off at The Big Bang for Smith, and don’t at least carry through the unbroken run of Toby Haynes episodes?), as I said above, Moffatt already did hang it up. Heaven Sent / Hell Bent / Husbands Of River Song were planned, written, and produced as his final episodes ever, right down to the big golden cursive THE END across the screen at the close of the latter.

At this stage I think casting decisions are if anything less important than broadening the writing team beyond just Whithouse, Mathieson, Harness and Gatizzzzzzzzz. The whole show feels like new ideas are urgently needed.

Ha ha, 1) Moffatt has brought more new writers onto the show than anyone else ever – Harness and Mathieson have only been around for three seasons vs Gatiss having written Dr Who professionally since 1992. Whithouse is the only Davies-era writer still around, and even one-time Moffatt reliables like Steve Thompson have been displaced in favour of Sarah Dollard and Catherine Tregenna and Rona Munro, plus penis-havers* like Cottrell Boyce and Bartlett. I did some adding up last year, and this season has had more different writers than ANY production season of Doctor Who in history.

And 2) lol good luck with that, as Chibnall is by all accounts going to be head-writing the entire season with the help of a Broadchurch-graduate US-style writer’s room.

For mine, Dollard and Mathieson are the bigger loss than Moffatt at this point – both of them are just fantastic at coming up with 45-minute balls of ideas, adventures, scares and laughs that also find room to be about something.

*note that in one single season, Moffatt commissioned as many new solo female writers than - here we go again – had ever been commissioned in the entire history of the show.

Chuck:
I just like watching Capaldi and Bill together, not so bothered by the episode plots. Thought Gatiss's was (as usual) the only true stinker this season.

no wai, Toby Whithouse morelike Toby Shithouse amirite

In the last few years, Gatiss eps have generally been reasonable-to-fun imo. I don’t go in expecting much, but he’s picked his game up to exceed my mild expectations.

For Moff though 5 > 9 > 6a > 10 > 7a > 9 > 7b > 6a
Hmmm. 5 > 8 > Name/Night/Day/Time > 9 > 10 > 7b > 6 > 7a, maybe. But it’s clunky and weird to break them up like that when I’m perfectly prepared to accept ebbs and flows in any given run, and I think I’ve said here before that Lodger (or Vincent) through Wife is the best run of Doctor Who episodes ever (especially as Curse wasn’t meant to be in there). And overall I reckon the three Capaldi seasons are the most consistent in the entire series’ history.

remy:
I really liked this. A lot of loose ends, tho. And the John Siam Master cameo added nothing.

What ends are loose? And the Master was in the entire episode, not just a cameo! Having lots of interaction with other characters and driving many of the themes

AA again:
btw i do believe they're warming us up to a female doctor, with missy being all through this era + the recent doctor/bill chinwag about gender being eh-who-cares on gallifrey.

This doesn’t work, though, because there’s no “they” that exists. Gaiman wrote his in 2009 – eight years ago! – and won’t be returning, and Moffatt is gone. Those two writers obviously want the possibility of a female Doctor to exist in viewers’ minds, and it now does, but they’re not writing ahead to any casting that’s may or may not happen under Chibnall.
Remember, JNT went on and on to the press in 1981 and 1984 about how “the new Doctor could be anyone – even a woman!” and that didn’t mean anything to what Segal or Gardner or Davies or Wenger or Willis did later.

JimD:

Nardole's ending is "go up a few floors and then look after these kids/country folk", his wrap-up dialogue is something like "the doctor has killed most of the cybermen so it'll take a while for the rest to figure out what to do next, we'll use that time to come up with a plan". But it's already been established that 10 years at the cyber end of the ship can pass in a couple of minutes at the opposite end, so...maybe five years of cyber time in a couple of minutes at Nardole's level? How much time are we meant to think they've bought by moving up a handful of floors? Can't be more than a couple of days at the most before those kids are all getting massacred (not upgraded, because we also know they cybermen have now classified them as a threat). And that's meant to be a satisfying ending?
I mean this is actually one of the smaller plot irritations in this episode but it just feels (as much else did) half thought out.

There’s a whole lot of speechifying about this in the episode: it’s worthy to keep going, to keep fighting to protect and help others, rather than laying down and dying. Which is their only other option. They’re not at the top of the ship, so it’ll be longer than a few minutes, and the Cybermen could be significantly depleted – remember, they haven’t been able to restock from the nearest supply of fresh bodies/brains – and will be reassessing how to mount their next attack, having been so confusingly routed this time.

The farmers and children and Nardole are moving on as an expression of hope. The main theme of the episode is that an attitude of hope is better than an attitude of futility. Yes, they’re probably all going to die. But maybe they’ll find a solution?

abanana:

The battle has problems taken literally -- the Doctor has a very poor plan, why not stay on the bottom level and reprogram the Cybermen there? But as a battle of niceness vs. almost inevitable forces of history, it works.

He can’t stay on the bottom level because he isn’t on the bottom level. He got electrocuted and carried away unconscious before he came up with the plan.

Likewise the idea of Nardole tricking Cybermen with some sort of VR explosions is a leap of logic, but if you think of it as a TV show writing its own rules it works.

I’m certain the explosions are meant to be real but I love this!

chap:
Also did it explain how the Doctor managed to take all that punishment (double death rayed by cyberman then exploded) without regenerating? Sheer force of will?

Yeah, that’s pretty explicit – he fights it off over and over again, physically shaking it out, wincing, getting weaker – until finally dying. After the revival from Bill’s science-tear (within the TARDIS, which is always needed for a solo regeneration / rejuvenation / face-change), the process kicks in again until the final plunging-his-hands-into-the-snow to extinguish them & a monologue making his resistance clear.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Friday, 7 July 2017 03:17 (six years ago) link

He only changes one character!

good job the code base happened to be open at exactly the right page then

You’d be fine with it if Tom Baker had done it with a sonic screwdriver.

you've apparently missed my numerous complaints about the cop-out that is the sonic screwdriver

I don’t think this was meant to be a surprise reveal

murray gold apparently thought it was

IIRC she survives because she’s not anywhere around him

you're right, i hadn't noticed the other semi-armoured cybermen in that scene

they’re not writing ahead to any casting that’s may or may not happen under Chibnall.

fair point, and the signposting could be visionary rather than specific

btw kudos for getting all the way through this massive omnibus reply

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 7 July 2017 03:30 (six years ago) link

ahhhh sicbot3000 fully sentient everybody run for yr lives :D

i liked this right up until the dumb pilot showed up, imo that whole tears nonsense was bollocks, i was all ready to have a good cry. i am all for bill being saved & getting a kiss but that pilot annoyed me from the off. her whole steez was like a bad Evanescence music video

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 July 2017 04:11 (six years ago) link

^ Bring Her To Life

good job the code base happened to be open at exactly the right page then

nah this was fun, it was a great way of acknowledging he DOESN’T have time to do lots but bought time with one tiny change

I guess the quick hack of it also explains how/why they know that their programming has been changed and reprogram themselves to chase hu-mans again.

you've apparently missed my numerous complaints about the cop-out that is the sonic screwdriver

yeah but were you complaining about it when you were seven? is my point

murray gold apparently thought it was

if I was beholden to what Murray Gold reckons I should think about what’s onscreen I would never have come back after getting burnt completely out by the end of RTD/Tennant/Gold ;_;

you're right, i hadn't noticed the other semi-armoured cybermen in that scene

She’s back at the farm, not running around the woods getting blown up, I thought? Or maybe just bcz she has free will and can think “hide” rather than “crush. kill. destroy. advance”

btw kudos for getting all the way through this massive omnibus reply

thanks, I still have everything else posted SINCE I started this on Wednesday to work on ;_; <- (tennant standing in rain)

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Friday, 7 July 2017 04:35 (six years ago) link

her whole steez was like a bad Evanescence music video

yesssssss

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 7 July 2017 05:13 (six years ago) link

nah this was fun, it was a great way of acknowledging he DOESN’T have time to do lots but bought time with one tiny change

no hand of god? sure

I guess the quick hack of it also explains how/why they know that their programming has been changed and reprogram themselves to chase hu-mans again.

i mean this is a simple thing but nobody tested or debugged the code, unless the master/the cybermen are so good at code that it's perfect.

;_; <- (tennant standing in rain)

we should endeavour to make this stick imo

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 7 July 2017 05:16 (six years ago) link

kust... okay sorry to be annoying but if they have the wherewithal to write perfect code that can withstand the doctor changing the heartbeat-search parameter in a split second, why the galloping fuck is the code unsecured and exposed on a terminal just sat in the room? who is their security director ffs

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 7 July 2017 05:18 (six years ago) link

^ because there’s absolutely nobody around who could possibly maliciously recode. The Master and the Cybermen are the only entities that have existed on this floor/world for centuries. (As for “UGH why was this code not debugged and tested and is there a firewalled floor of the ship where the Cyberhospital is running upgrades in beta” – these could be cool plot points if there was room to set them up and play them out in the 45 minutes existing! But rly they are 40-yo programmer concerns, not 7-yo child concerns, so if they’re NOT set up as problems in this world, they’re not actual issues in the story that exists)

The Doctor sees Clara in his Father Dougal past companion swirlaround. He had all his memories of her permanently wiped at the end of the previous series (hence why she could land in her Flying American Diner Funbus and him not recognise her) so how does that happen?
― Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo)

Having just rewatched Hell Bent the epilogue involves the Doctor realising, after her departure, what Clara looks like by virtue of her face having been painted onto his recovered TARDIS by Rigsy. So he does remember and it doesn't seem to really matter after all.
― nashwan,

Fucking hell, I missed that particularly impressive piece of "I couldn't care about the viewers" then.
― Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo)



Who do you think he’s making the show for? It’s ambiguous* what goes through the Doctor’s mind when he sees the painting – “huh, it looks vaguely like the girl I just talked to?” Maybe not even that. The way he reacts briefly then goes into the TARDIS could mean IF he recognised her, that his mindwiping kicked in again, and the immediately-following imagery of the paint flaking away and her image dissipating means that he doesn’t even remember that he just saw a painting two seconds ago. It’s a sad, elegiac moment with inherent mystery, especially FOR the viewers.


Anyway, the split-second of her saying “Doctor!” in the Androzani flashback doesn’t lead to him leaping up and shouting “Of course – CLARA! How could I forget?! I must race across all the galaxies to see her and Lady Me one more time. Oh, that Impossible Girl, once more made possible!” He’s dying, and a bunch of images flash through his incoherent mind, taken from available footage, to communicate to the audience that he is dying rather than to him that he should go and cry in the rain at them all for a few months. He’s dying and his brain fritzes /= massive plot hole.

*so ambiguous that nashwan’s reading didn’t even occur to you, but two years later you’ll leap to rage and impugn someone for MAYBE writing something that isn’t written the way you would have written it!

S10 was ultimately just a paycheck, and maybe a chance to screw up Chibnall

Surely it was the exact opposite of a paycheck, when a) he was ultimately persuaded back from exhaustion, delaying future work on properties he will own, SO THAT THE SHOW WOULD BE IN SAFE HANDS instead of made by unknown quantities for two years, and b) he literally left a multi-million dollar contract in order to take on the Doctor Who job for a public broadcaster, in 2008.

Since Moffatt is friends with Chibnall and endorsed and lobbied for him to take over, I suspect a chance to screw up Chibnall is your own decades-long disillusionment with the show showing up as imaginary bitterness, rather than the actual motive of a professional TV producer and active supporter of Dr Who.

(NB: I know many of us have urged aldo to stop watching the show since he hates it, but I am kind of looking forward to seeing if I enjoy his furyrants in the Chibnall era the way I delighted in his tearing apart the timeline of RTD Who here in its latter years…)


With the exception of Donna, where it had some genuine emotional heft to it, has there been a single incident of memory-wiping not being a bullshit, lazy plot move?
― Matt DC


It’s usually a poor and unsatisfying plot move, but let’s not hold up Donna’s as some kind of exemplar of virtue in writing, given that Davies plays the Doctor’s sad manpain - over brainraping his friend against her explicit, repeated pleas - as the real emotional crux. She expresses her own mind, but like most middle-aged women in RTD Who, A Clever Man knows better and takes on The Tragic Burden of denying her any agency.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Friday, 7 July 2017 06:20 (six years ago) link

^ because there’s absolutely nobody around who could possibly maliciously recode. The Master and the Cybermen are the only entities that have existed on this floor/world for centuries.

but they know the doctor exists and stops monsters and has a time machine? my point is this was a really really dumb and flaccid way of resolving the situation. at least if he did zap himself along with his dickhead sonic wankdriver we could be "quirky alien guy's super quirky alien technology whatever" but this was just banging on a keyboard in two seconds that just happened to be where he fell. silly. given the choice between clever-clogs moffat and handy-wavey moffat i'll take the self-aware genius any day.

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 7 July 2017 06:43 (six years ago) link

Not sure what database these particular cybermen had to tap into. Was there communication beyond the ship?
Was the Doctor anything to them beyond unknown obstruction on floor whatever?

Also Nardole's explosions. He says something about this being a ship and using that. I don't have the show to hand so not sure of exact quote. But I assumed he was tapping into existing fuel or hydraulic lines in the ship structure. But he or then the Dr seems to be able to blow things up in the same area multiple times. Couldn't see how that worked. Surely the lines would be defunct once exploded?

Stevolende, Friday, 7 July 2017 07:25 (six years ago) link

I didn't mind the code/keyboard thing because it was *obviously a joke* surely? I mean, even Capaldi was doing comedy keyboard fingers.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 7 July 2017 10:25 (six years ago) link

ah okay

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 7 July 2017 10:32 (six years ago) link

Didn't hate it in the way I have previous seasons but yet again in NuWho "sod the plot, let's make it a soap opera about the companions". The show was an hour long and we got
• Romance of the Masters
• The Master version of the Scorpion and the Frog
• Are we Human... Or are we Cyber... My sign is vital, my hands are cold
• The companion escapes certain death through a maguffin introduced earlier in the series and they have their own adventures in time and space. What do you mean I did exactly the same thing last year?
• Nardole gets a happy ending with a human that loves him and a ready made family, with a tossed off redemption narrative thrown in during it.
In comparison, the plot gets:
• Cybermen are evolving so we get to reuse the NuWho costumes
• let's just blow them all up because reasons

The stuff you list up the top IS all plot.

I think we're using different values of 'plot'. As has been established, I think of plot as the bottle episode (in this case, base under siege) aspects of the story. I understand that others think the soap opera elements (which is pretty much all the season arcs boil down to imo) are the plot, or that the only story that needs told is that of the companions. I'm not saying the latter two are wrong (even though they are, clearly :-P) just that I don't agree with them.

However:
Nardole gets a happy ending with a human that loves him and a ready made family, with a tossed off redemption narrative thrown in during it.

Nardole doesn’t get a happy ending, he gets an opportunity to fight and die. He doesn’t want a human who loves him, and he doesn’t get that: he gets a possible offer of some sexual stuff from a human in a high-pressure situation, that’s part of an expression of admiration and respect for his skill, smarts and dedication. Whether or not he can have sexual stuff is unclear, given that what was his humanoid body has been replaced at least twice.* He’s not looking for a family, and doesn’t get one. He didn’t need a redemption narrative – since his second appearance, he’s been a positive force, and was only a hapless stooge, not a villain, in his first.

*NB this really annoyed me that it never played out – Nardole is himself a cyberman, and has been for a year and a half of viewer’s time; there was no acknowledgement of this in the episode, no chance taken to contrast his and Bill’s situation, no use of the story’s building up of his character and Bill’s resistance to conversion to offer a way into softening or reprogramming the rapaciousness of the attacking Cybermen. The farm itself is a collective, and Nardole dedicating himself to it is played as a good and valuable thing: why can’t the other collective on the ship be refocussed in a more productive way?

Not sure I agree. He gets 10+ years to come up with a new plan, maybe even to find another lift. And it may be that he doesn't want the things, but he gets them. Once on the new floor, the kid cuddles up to him and says 'I'm glad you're here' and 'Hazran really likes you'(paraphrasing but fucked if I'm watching it again to find out so prepared to be proven wrong) so the happy family narrative is the one being pushed whether he likes it or not. Also, in his conversation with the Doctor about who stays he makes explicit the "but I've always been a bad guy" so the redemption narrative is front and centre; again, whether he needs it or not it's there because this is what writing conventions say happen in a hero's journey.

The Doctor sees Clara in his Father Dougal past companion swirlaround. He had all his memories of her permanently wiped at the end of the previous series (hence why she could land in her Flying American Diner Funbus and him not recognise her) so how does that happen?
― Mud... Jam... Failure... (aldo)
Having just rewatched Hell Bent the epilogue involves the Doctor realising, after her departure, what Clara looks like by virtue of her face having been painted onto his recovered TARDIS by Rigsy. So he does remember and it doesn't seem to really matter after all.
― nashwan,

Fucking hell, I missed that particularly impressive piece of "I couldn't care about the viewers" then.
― Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo)

Who do you think he’s making the show for? It’s ambiguous* what goes through the Doctor’s mind when he sees the painting – “huh, it looks vaguely like the girl I just talked to?” Maybe not even that. The way he reacts briefly then goes into the TARDIS could mean IF he recognised her, that his mindwiping kicked in again, and the immediately-following imagery of the paint flaking away and her image dissipating means that he doesn’t even remember that he just saw a painting two seconds ago. It’s a sad, elegiac moment with inherent mystery, especially FOR the viewers.

Anyway, the split-second of her saying “Doctor!” in the Androzani flashback doesn’t lead to him leaping up and shouting “Of course – CLARA! How could I forget?! I must race across all the galaxies to see her and Lady Me one more time. Oh, that Impossible Girl, once more made possible!” He’s dying, and a bunch of images flash through his incoherent mind, taken from available footage, to communicate to the audience that he is dying rather than to him that he should go and cry in the rain at them all for a few months. He’s dying and his brain fritzes /= massive plot hole.

*so ambiguous that nashwan’s reading didn’t even occur to you, but two years later you’ll leap to rage and impugn someone for MAYBE writing something that isn’t written the way you would have written it!

Leap to rage is a little strong, although nashwan's reading is just further evidence that if nothing really sticks then why should the viewer bother investing any emotional weight in the process?

I could quite easily whataboutery the flashback to him leaping up exactly saying “Of course – CLARA! How could I forget?! I must race across all the galaxies to see her and Lady Me one more time. Oh, that Impossible Girl, once more made possible!” because we haven't seen the Christmas Special yet and for all we know it may be exactly that - Franz Kafka's It's A Wonderful Clara, where he zips around time with DBrad as Clarence showing him exactly how he enriched all his companion's lives. I just wish that didn't sound as plausible as it does now I've typed it.

S10 was ultimately just a paycheck, and maybe a chance to screw up Chibnall
Surely it was the exact opposite of a paycheck, when a) he was ultimately persuaded back from exhaustion, delaying future work on properties he will own, SO THAT THE SHOW WOULD BE IN SAFE HANDS instead of made by unknown quantities for two years, and b) he literally left a multi-million dollar contract in order to take on the Doctor Who job for a public broadcaster, in 2008.

Since Moffatt is friends with Chibnall and endorsed and lobbied for him to take over, I suspect a chance to screw up Chibnall is your own decades-long disillusionment with the show showing up as imaginary bitterness, rather than the actual motive of a professional TV producer and active supporter of Dr Who.

(NB: I know many of us have urged aldo to stop watching the show since he hates it, but I am kind of looking forward to seeing if I enjoy his furyrants in the Chibnall era the way I delighted in his tearing apart the timeline of RTD Who here in its latter years…)

Screw up is a misstep on my part, I really mean an "Aha! Get out of that Chibbers!" matey-writer tactic (like DC's current Kamandi Project).

Having not watched Broadchurch, I have no idea what to expect from Chibnall. Will he even bother with season arcs and maybe just go for a more Monster of the Week style? Who knows. From memory of his Who work to date:

42 was pretty great as a broad idea, but I'm not convinced the pacing was necessarily right. Maybe would have been better with about 20 minutes of the real time element although obviously that would have spoiled the HHGttG joke.

Dinosaurs on a Spaceship should have been a fun romp and was to a degree but was bogged down/spoiled by all the "and there were lots of other fun/wacky adventures with all these great friends!" parts. Could have been great with just the core team parts (although shoehorning Silurians, but they were kind of season arc-y so him or showrunner/script ed?) and maybe the big game hunter. Speaking of which...

Hungry Earth/Cold Blood was basically just a remake of The Silurians without the poor quality dinosaur and the Quatermass bits. A bit too "FAMILY!" for my tastes but the biggest problem was the Amy's Crack/They Keep Killing Rory ending and that's down to Moffatt/series arc.

Power of Three is on the face of it great. Mystery threat, UNIT, aliums. Series arc tinkering and "Rory and Amy are going in the next ep so let's foreshadow it" are the bits I don't like so not sure they can be laid at Chibbers door.

In other words, I'm more optimistic than I have been in a long time.

Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo), Friday, 7 July 2017 11:23 (six years ago) link

I should also add I have effectively given up on NuWho - I don't set out to watch it deliberately and I catch up on it as and when and if I feel like it. It's for an era and type of television watcher that isn't me and I've recognised and come to terms with that.

Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo), Friday, 7 July 2017 11:28 (six years ago) link

Going back a way now but it’s worthy to keep going, to keep fighting to protect and help others, rather than laying down and dying. Which is their only other option

Their only option sure, but not Moffat's. Minutes later we see the pilot pilotting the tardis. Bill is with her. But Bill doesn't shout "Great, let's go and save Nardole and those innocent kids!" because...what? Bill in character absolutely would have gone back for them (even if timescale considerations made that difficult/impossible) but it doesn't even occur to her because hey, we're in wrap up mode, and Nardole's had his ending, and now Bill needs to have hers, and urgh.

JimD, Friday, 7 July 2017 13:39 (six years ago) link

I do not watch this show for the same reasons any of you guys do, is what I have surmised from the past 48 hours or so.

El Tomboto, Friday, 7 July 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

hey

a butt groove but for feet (DJP), Friday, 7 July 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

Hated the finale, alternately ponderous and drippy and without bringing any of the characters to a particularly satisfying end but the very last scene was amazing.

Matt DC, Friday, 7 July 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

Exclusive News: It’s Almost Time. #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/rB4t1RH8Dx

— Doctor Who Official (@bbcdoctorwho) July 14, 2017

Brakhage, Friday, 14 July 2017 17:34 (six years ago) link

a lot of people had better wind up being really pissed off on Sunday. I'll be really pissed off if one of them is me

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 July 2017 17:52 (six years ago) link

The next Doctor is... ADAM CAMPBELL!

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 14 July 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

This is a few weeks earlier in the year compared to when they announced Capaldi whose name didn't really feature at the top of rumour mills and betting markets much at all until just a few days before the announcement iirc(?) so if looking to be spoilered it'll probably be whoever's more recently jumped up or about to jump up the odds list. Must say I didn't expect to see Jodie Whittaker as third fave on Oddschecker and that's quite a gap between her and Tom Rosenthal...

nashwan, Friday, 14 July 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link

I suspect Jodie Whittaker is up there as people scrabble for people who Chibnall has worked with in the past. Have just looked at Oddschecker - pretty much anyone who's ever been on TV ever seems to be on there.

ailsa, Friday, 14 July 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

i am nostalgic for the OMG HES OOOGLY reaction tbh

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 14 July 2017 18:58 (six years ago) link

I tried very hard to "like" VG's post before remembering this isn't Facebook.

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 14 July 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link

fleabag still the leading contender?

akm, Friday, 14 July 2017 19:11 (six years ago) link

awful lot of tennant references in that ad

akm, Friday, 14 July 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link

wouldn't it be funny if eccleston came back

akm, Friday, 14 July 2017 19:13 (six years ago) link

I just read an article the other day that broke down the length of time between the announcement of a Doctor's retirement and the announcement of his replacement, and it looks like this iteration might wind up just being a few days shy of breaking the record.

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link

I have no idea why I hardly ever post itt, as I've been watching in some semblance of real time since Tennant's days. But this was a good season with a great companion, and also a good Doctor and Moffat has been a good showrunner who will be missed and I am not looking forward to Chibnall like even a little bit but I remain hopeful.

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link

we're watching Broadchurch Season 3 and I am incredibly stoked for Chibnall actually

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 July 2017 19:54 (six years ago) link

I would not be prepared for a Jodie Whittaker Doctor though. That might be too "for the dads" even for this dad

El Tomboto, Friday, 14 July 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link

The denouement of Broadchurch season 1 is almost certainly somewhere among my top ten worst endings ever. God, it still makes me IA just thinking about it. My gf seems to still enjoy watching it on her own, though. But, yeah, between that and Chibnall's Who and Torchwood eps, I'm not psyched.

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link

which Torchwood eps did he do?

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 14 July 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link

'Cyberwoman' for a start...

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

"Day One" (2006)
"Cyberwoman" (2006)
"Countrycide" (2006)
"End of Days" (2007)
"Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang" (2008)
"Adrift" (2008)
"Fragments" (2008)
"Exit Wounds" (2008)

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 20:04 (six years ago) link

"Cyberwoman" was terrible but "Countrycide" was the best episode of the first season and "Fragments" and "Exit Wounds" are two of the best episodes of the entire show,

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 14 July 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link

I will have to review what some of those episodes even are. Didn't realize I hadn't seen any Torchwood for the better part of a decade.

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 July 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

Countrycide is the one with the village of cannibals
Fragments is the one where the whole team is about to die and we learn how everyone but Gwen came to Torchwood
Exit Wounds is the season finale with that fantastic final scene between Tosh and Owen

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 14 July 2017 20:12 (six years ago) link

still haven't watched any torchwood beyond the first three episodes, I really should get on that.

akm, Friday, 14 July 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link

Yeah, excepting Countryside then Chibbers might be the best Torchwood writer (noting he didn't do They Keep Killing Susie or the PJ Hammond ones or Jack in the train carriage in the Indian Uprising).

Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo), Friday, 14 July 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link

announcing the next doctor after the wimbledon men's final

men's final

men

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 14 July 2017 23:56 (six years ago) link

Countrycide was at least good for still being the only episode of nuWho/spinoffs where the answer to the mystery wasn't 'aliens'.

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Saturday, 15 July 2017 00:04 (six years ago) link

Just for fun (*) I'm going to remove this bookmark and unsubscribe from a few news feeds and just see whether there's any way I can stay unspoiled on this until Christmas.

(*) It won't be fun, it'll be annoying.

JimD, Saturday, 15 July 2017 09:14 (six years ago) link

Hang on, when I typed Countrycide last night I meant Cyberwoman.

Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo), Saturday, 15 July 2017 10:10 (six years ago) link

after the men's final, so it could be on Monday as well?

StanM, Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link

Unlikely, because they'll close the roof on centre court and get the final finished tomorrow.

ailsa, Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:05 (six years ago) link

oh, right - I forgot about the roof

StanM, Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link

Interesting choice for the new Doctor pic.twitter.com/GHUuoXBtxM

— Jesse Hawken (@jessehawken) July 15, 2017

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 July 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link

that would be fine

akm, Saturday, 15 July 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link

For those like me who just got lost temporarily that's Pierce Brosnan

El Tomboto, Saturday, 15 July 2017 18:38 (six years ago) link

But let us salute his audition scene in full.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tXcgt6l_LcA

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 15 July 2017 18:55 (six years ago) link

who is the worst person they could cast? (as in worst person who is halfway plausible, not like Nigel Farage or someone) (I think someone might have mentioned James Corden as an answer to this question upthread?)

soref, Sunday, 16 July 2017 13:51 (six years ago) link

Ricky Gervais?

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Sunday, 16 July 2017 13:54 (six years ago) link

Vinnie Jones?

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Sunday, 16 July 2017 13:56 (six years ago) link

tom allen

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 13:58 (six years ago) link

him out of cold feet

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

I'm slightly bemused that Tom Allen has spread to Australia - is it because of his Who history?

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:10 (six years ago) link

terry jones

akm, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link

Bonnie Langford? Is she still with us?

Johnny Depp.

James Corden is hopefully making too much in the U.S. to ever consider it.

I think that Merlin guy might be pretty good.

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

Bill Bailey

StanM, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:20 (six years ago) link

the other guy from little britain

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:21 (six years ago) link

Corden is the one I cannot see being redeemed by any amount of good writing. I didn't like the chances of Capaldi but he turned out okay afaict. Corden though just seems to lack the appropriate strings in the harp of his being

Never changed username before (cardamon), Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:31 (six years ago) link

corden was quite good in his two who performances. I don't think he'd be a good doctor though.

akm, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:40 (six years ago) link

oh God yeah, David Walliams would be my nightmare pick. Or Alan Davies or someone. Hugh Dennis. argh.

kinder, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:41 (six years ago) link

you know who would be really good is Arthur Darvill, based on his work on Legends of Tomorrow (which is a generally stupid show). He basically plays the Doctor there. He's great.

akm, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:42 (six years ago) link

There's a certain attraction to the idea of a Doctor who dies in every episode..

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:45 (six years ago) link

so... Roger Federer is the next Dr. Who?

StanM, Sunday, 16 July 2017 14:59 (six years ago) link

We're all the next Doctor Who.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:15 (six years ago) link

In the future everyone will be Doctor Who for 15 minutes

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

GET. ON. WITH. IT.

kim jong deal (suzy), Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link

The two finalists to become the new Doctor have to lip sync for their lives

— Keidra (@kdc) July 16, 2017

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

it's a female woman!

StanM, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link

Jodie Whittaker

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:30 (six years ago) link

Wikipedia page right now:

In March–April 2013, Whittaker starred in the ITV detective drama Broadchurch. In January 2014, she starred in the reality-based spy drama miniseries The Assets on ABC. On 16th July 2017, Jodie was announced as the new Dr Who.
Now the 13th Doctor Who
After the men's final of Wimbledon, it was announced that Whittaker was to be the 13th Doctor of Doctor Who.
On 16th July 2017, Whittaker was unveiled as the 13th Doctor Who.
In July 2017, she was announced as the next Doctor in BBC's Doctor Who.
On 1 July 2017, the BBC announced that she would be the 13th Dr Who.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:31 (six years ago) link

ex-Eastender and born in Skelmanthorpe lassie!

calzino, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:33 (six years ago) link

no she wasn't in Eastenders!

calzino, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:35 (six years ago) link

She was also in Attack the Block, if you want to see her fight some aliens.

kim jong deal (suzy), Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link

fine choice. would have preferred fleabag but it sounds like she's busy.

akm, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:43 (six years ago) link

another fuckin northerner pfft

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

I wanted Fleabag Space-Mitford too, but Jodie Whittaker is good.

kim jong deal (suzy), Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link

Threads elsewhere about this are hugely depressing.

I'm make-believe. (jed_), Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:48 (six years ago) link

she really got on my nerves on broadchurch to be honest, but the part called for it. I'm sure she's capable of toning it down.

akm, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

the FB comments on this are horrifying. but expected.

akm, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link

Holy shit

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link

Two to one says some goof somewhere is plotting to crowdfund their 'real' 13th series, Doctor Man, for men what are tiresomely men.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:55 (six years ago) link

It's 30C outside where I am and I have goosebumps

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 15:56 (six years ago) link

Full press release

http://www.bbc.co.uk/mediacentre/latestnews/2017/jodie-whittaker-13-doctor

(That's not her costume, which is obvious but anyway.)

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:06 (six years ago) link

I finally get to know how it feels to have a crush on Dr Who

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:20 (six years ago) link

This thread is now two incarnations old (and ignores the other Capaldi thread), perhaps we should start another? Of course without a title that would be a casting spoiler.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

I'm trying to not post in this thread like Julio on Wimbledon but that's not going to work

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

Who else was in ATB? Clearly that movie was just an audition tape for future franchise fanboy brain melters

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:27 (six years ago) link

I never finished watching The Assets (spoiler: the ladies catch Aldrich Ames) but her American accent was passable as I recall. The wardrobe was hilarious

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link

I think a new thread title that's not a casting spoiler would be a waste of a thread title. We can wait a few more months. A couple of weeks from now this thread will be off SNA anyway (unless we get an epic CF with socks and new trolls and all the trappings)

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link

i actually only know her from ATB, where she was good, and broadchurch, where her character bugged. what else of note should I look for?

akm, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

Nashwan was so completely OTM 2 days ago he didn't even realize it

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:34 (six years ago) link

Just watched the intro video, let me wipe away my years.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link

Tears.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link

oh shit she was in the entire history of you, forgot that. that's the best black mirror episode by far.

akm, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link

Attack the Block: one of the other leads was John Boyega.

kim jong deal (suzy), Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link

...thus, I think, Tombot's note.

Ned Raggett, Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:38 (six years ago) link

All else aside, as with many of the decisions Marvel has made in recent years, I applaud any decision that gives the regressive nerds embolisms.

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:43 (six years ago) link

I took Daily Mail comments from people angry about a possible Female Dr Who and turned them into episode titles for the new series pic.twitter.com/k586EeVpld

— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 15, 2017

"Nobody wants a Tardis full of bras"

Heavy Doors (jed_), Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link

Tardis full of bras for thread title.

Heavy Doors (jed_), Sunday, 16 July 2017 16:53 (six years ago) link

Yes, please! ^^^

kim jong deal (suzy), Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:04 (six years ago) link

How is it possible that ppl w/ regressive views like that watch Nu-Who?

I figure it's more likely old men who haven't watched in ages and young men who've never watched it at all being summoned by the bat-signals of the Daily Mail and MRA forums, respectively.

Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

xps BRADIS?

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:11 (six years ago) link

I agree, none of the sad assholes bitching about this actually watch Dr Who

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:12 (six years ago) link

Computer, I need a YouTube of the last four Doctors angrily reading those Daily Mail comments in their native accents

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:16 (six years ago) link

Mostly just Tennant or Capaldi yelling would be fine

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:17 (six years ago) link

ha ha, the idea that anybody could be on the internet for more than ten seconds and not be "spoiled" about the identity of the new doctor is quite amusing

The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

tennant at least is great at reading tweets

The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:19 (six years ago) link

on the internet BBC News website for more than ten seconds

Fixed. It's right next to Federer winning Wimbledon (SPOILER)

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link

"Ridiculous, Dr Who a woman, so BBC, left wing feminist nonsense.

Kris Marshall would have been perfect."

This is what I get for thinking "I wonder what the Telegraph comments section thinks of this", in fairness.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:23 (six years ago) link

kris marshall would have been perfect

for me to poop on

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:27 (six years ago) link

I can't believe the first Huddersfield Town supporting Dr Who would cause so much controversy.

calzino, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:29 (six years ago) link

I feel like, even taking into account the Telegraph comments section, there are about 10 people patting themselves on the back for not being angry about this for every person who is actually angry about this (I guess that this may just be in my bubble though)

soref, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:37 (six years ago) link

though this evens it out somewhat

THIS IS REALLY SHIT - IT SUCKS - IT'S STUPID - KILLS THE SHOW. I want nothing more to do with it and I HATE CHRIS CHIBNALL - HE CAN FUCK OFF

— Ian Levine (@IanLevine) July 16, 2017

soref, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:43 (six years ago) link

well it's certainly the quickest and most effective way of getting me on Team Chibnall

The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

The vast majority of people who actually watch the show are not at all angry and are actually excited

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

People who have logins so they can comment on newspaper websites = <1% of the population imho

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:51 (six years ago) link

Levine also tweeted this, which would make another good episode title

CHRIS CHIBNALL MAKES ME WANNA VOMIT

soref, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:53 (six years ago) link

I have a friend who's thrown out the 'desperate casting for ratings slide' argument. I'm not super attuned to the ratings for who; I'm sure it's not where it was while Smith was there, as that brought in a whole new contingent of fans; but I can't see this casting choice being one that would 'boost ratings'; if they were really concerned about ratings I'd think they would have picked someone safer and less divisive. Anyway, even if it is to boost viewership, who cares

akm, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:55 (six years ago) link

So when do we meet her. September next year?
& wonder if she'll be in a slightly feminised version of the Victorian/Edwardian frock coat etc. I guess costume mock ups will be a while yet?

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 July 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

Christmas Day

Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link

Tardis full of bras HOORAY :D

Yoni Loves Chocha (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:08 (six years ago) link

Is Christmas day a glimpse or a full introduction?
JUst trying to remember from previous regenerations if you get any sight of what they will play the character loike before the first full adventure. Or just see the new actor in the old actor's last costume.

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:19 (six years ago) link

new actor in old costume

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:20 (six years ago) link

except for Tennant, his introductory episode was the Christmas episode

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:21 (six years ago) link

Did Ecclestone bow out very rapidly without filming beyond the end of the season. I know he wasn't happy with what the then current regime was doing with the legacy or marketing or something.
BUt would guess that he was a rare occurrence. Sylvester McCoy even came back to film his regeneration in the film. THough it was him not Colin Baker who did the regeneration into him wasn't it?

Stevolende, Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link

well it's certainly the quickest and most effective way of getting me on Team Chibnall
― The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Sunday, July 16, 2017 6:44 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol and OTM

Just for fun (*) I'm going to remove this bookmark and unsubscribe from a few news feeds and just see whether there's any way I can stay unspoiled on this until Christmas.
(*) It won't be fun, it'll be annoying.
― JimD, Saturday, July 15, 2017 10:14 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I wanted to try this too, then realised I'd rather self-spoil than have it ruined by someone's passing Metro newspaper on the tube. I'd say, despite the very wise and welcome choice not to have another male doctor, this is kind of a tepid result. But, you know, WAIT AND SEE. Iirc Whitaker had good comic timing in that dreadful This Life sequel a while back.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:30 (six years ago) link

This phrase from the BBC press release is very fuck off:

Piers Wenger, Controller BBC Drama, says : "Jodie is not just a talented actor but she has a bold and brilliant vision for her Doctor. She aced it in her audition both technically and with the powerful female life force she brings to the role.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:34 (six years ago) link

(The "female life force" bit - sweet ugh.)

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:35 (six years ago) link

was thinking back to A L Kennedy's argument from a couple of years ago about why the part shouldn't be played by a woman

Speaking at the Edinburgh international book festival, Kennedy said: “As a heterosexual woman, I have no interest in a female Doctor. He’s kind of got a guy vibe, the Doctor. A hopeless, undomestic, dozy, dreamy guy-type of eccentricity. It’s not a girl-type of eccentricity. I’d be surprised if he changed gender.”

Instead, she made a plea for the creation of characters who were “iconic and marvellous for women. Let’s have faith that you can do that. Make the companions ballsy and wonderful. Let’s make wonderful parts that were designed for women.”

She conceded that it was terrible that there weren’t enough good parts for women. “But I never, as a female, thought I was being robbed because the Doctor’s a bloke.”

https://www.theguardian.com/books/2015/aug/19/doctor-who-should-never-be-played-by-a-woman-says-novelist-al-kennedy

I don't really agree though, I think you can have a female character with a hopeless, undomestic, dozy, dreamy eccentricity, though it's hard to think of many examples, and I think they would generally be perceived as "mannish". The doctor tends to played as affable but also kind of emotionally distant, I can't think of many young female heroes you can say this of? I feel like when ppl imagined a female Dr Who it was generally as batty old lady type

soref, Sunday, 16 July 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link

That's an unusually lazy bit of gender-typing for Kennedy, I think.

Just noticed there is a bit of a Tilda-esque alien bouff to Whittaker's hair.

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 16 July 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link

For those wondering about what the rumourmill had been saying, the leading contender in the odds in previous months was Kris Marshall. I hadn't seen anything he'd done, but he looked like an ooglier Davison in photos. There was also a letter a BBC drone sent to a sexist mother that promised her the next Doctor wouldn't be a woman.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 16 July 2017 19:35 (six years ago) link

Imho Eva Green's character in Penny Dreadful would be an excellent starting point for imagining a female doctor

Minus all the sex and murder etc of course

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 21:22 (six years ago) link

woke up and played the video without spoilers. saw the hand, thought "nah, bloke", saw her face and COULDN'T SHUT MY MOUTH. so so so fucking happy. ian levine's histrionics run a close second.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link

btw i do believe they're warming us up to a female doctor, with missy being all through this era + the recent doctor/bill chinwag about gender being eh-who-cares on gallifrey.

― Autumn Almanac, Monday, 3 July 2017 22:04 (two weeks ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

sooooo many people said we were wrong, no way, they won't cast a woman, too soon etc

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:24 (six years ago) link

this is the new 21st century bbc, mock the week even had two women the other day

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:26 (six years ago) link

Weren't there predictions of a female Doctor prior to Capaldi's casting, as well?

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link

probably, can't remember back that far tbh! sic will know

first time i saw jodie whittaker (marchlands) i thought she was sarah smart out of at home with the braithwaites until about halfway through

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:33 (six years ago) link

Predictions and "Oh well you never know" from highly-placed sources have been a fixture since JNT, I understand.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:40 (six years ago) link

i can't recall jodie whittaker's name coming up anywhere, so good job bbc if they really did keep a lid on this the whole time. hoping all the outraged ~mmmmmeeeeeennnnnn~ can stop crying long enough to think about the capable actor and potentially incredible doctor we're looking at here.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link

from three months ago

In a letter to a ‘concerned’ fan — picked up by The Sun — a BBC complaints officer ‘assured’ there are “currently no plans” for a female Timelord.

“We appreciate that you’re a big Doctor Who fan and you have concerns that the programme would change should there be a female doctor,” wrote Joanne Coyne.

"Be assured there are currently no plans to have a female Doctor Who.”

​Coyne reportedly added that the worries — which included how children would be confused if the role swapped genders — would be passed onto the programme’s makers, “including the Doctor Who team”.


"children would be confused" fucking lol

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:48 (six years ago) link

Can't believe nobody's making "Time Lorde" jokes yet? As far as I can tell

El Tomboto, Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link

Hie thee to Twitter, Tombo, and bear the new hashtag in yer name.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:53 (six years ago) link

sorry tombot

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

fuck it

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=jodie+whittaker+";time+lorde"&oq=jodie+whittaker+"time+lorde"

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

look you just have to believe me, a google search for "jodie whittaker" "time lorde" yields results is what i'm trying to say

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link

ten pounds says the outrage movement who can't handle female doctors will call her "nurse who"

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:04 (six years ago) link

Haha I literally lasted less than ten minutes, opened safari without realising I'd left the BBC news site open and without me even refreshing it popped up a BREAKING NEWS JODIE WHITTAKER.

But hey if I didn't know then I'd be missing out on all these broflake lols.

JimD, Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link

Whittaker was really good in Marchlands. Am excited for this development--already suggests Chibnall might be more interesting than I had expected.

Part of me is all "this means they could do some really interesting science-fictional spins on identity and gender and (grand)parenthood", and part of me is "maybe not of Gatiss is still writing scripts".

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:15 (six years ago) link

We should petition to have Mycroft get his own spinoff series.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link

Part of me is all "this means they could do some really interesting science-fictional spins on identity and gender and (grand)parenthood"

god i hope they don't get bogged down in "she's a woman! we can do all these women things" type scripts. being a man never gave the doctor man-type things to do (pending sic fact check)

btw i really really really hope an old doctor actor doesn't publicly moan about this

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:21 (six years ago) link

if, say, tom baker speaks to the press and goes "you never had a female robin hood!! this is beyond the pale", a whole seven years of this show will suddenly have a giant MRA shadow cast over it

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:23 (six years ago) link

colin's happy

Change my dears and not a moment too soon - she IS the Doctor whether you like it or not!

— Colin Baker (@SawbonesHex) July 16, 2017

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link

fantastic! and what a marvellous quote

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link

"she's a woman! we can do all these women things" type scripts

this is definitely NOT what I want or mean

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link

xp And his followup:

And to those making 'parking the Tardis' jokes - name me one make Doctor that was unfailingly good at that! 🙄

— Colin Baker (@SawbonesHex) July 16, 2017

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link

xp sorry james

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:35 (six years ago) link

i was only posting off the back of your post, not trying to put words in your mouth

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 16 July 2017 23:37 (six years ago) link

btw i really really really hope an old doctor actor doesn't publicly moan about this

the ghost of William Hartnell will manifest to make clear his displeasure

soref, Monday, 17 July 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

haha that was my first thought too

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 July 2017 00:15 (six years ago) link

I still wanted an entire season of Joanna Lumley.

Elvis Telecom, Monday, 17 July 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link

One of Australia's most unpleasant, racist, greedy, shitbag, posturing pseudoChristian politicians is a big Doctor Who fan, having somehow missed every message the show has sent for decades; can't wait to see him lose his shit over this

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 17 July 2017 01:08 (six years ago) link

sooooo many people said we were wrong, no way, they won't cast a woman, too soon etc

― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Monday, July 17, 2017 8:24 AM (two hours ago)

Weren't there predictions of a female Doctor prior to Capaldi's casting, as well?

― Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Monday, July 17, 2017 8:27 AM (two hours ago)

probably, can't remember back that far tbh! sic will know

― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Monday, July 17, 2017 8:33 AM (two hours ago)

I didn’t see any “no way too soon” stuff this year, only back before Smith and especially Capaldi

Predictions and "Oh well you never know" from highly-placed sources have been a fixture since JNT, I understand.

― Andrew Farrell, Monday, July 17, 2017 8:40 AM (two hours ago)

Remember, JNT went on and on to the press in 1981 and 1984 about how “the new Doctor could be anyone – even a woman!”

― Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Friday, July 7, 2017 1:17 PM (one week ago)

Part of me is all "this means they could do some really interesting science-fictional spins on identity and gender and (grand)parenthood", and part of me is "maybe not of Gatiss is still writing scripts".

― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, July 17, 2017 9:15 AM (one hour ago)

Chibnall is by all accounts going to be head-writing the entire season with the help of a Broadchurch-graduate US-style writer’s room.

― Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Friday, July 7, 2017 1:17 PM (one week ago)

and Gatiss is one of two writers from this series who have explicitly said they haven’t been asked back due to Chibnall’s all-new team-writing squad.

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 17 July 2017 01:23 (six years ago) link

lol @ L3v1n3 losing his rag btw, hope a newspaper has sent a photographer around again

https://www.thetimes.co.uk/imageserver/image/methode%2Ftimes%2Fprodmigration%2Fweb%2Fbin%2Fb5ef3067-457b-321d-81a1-f67e98ed0c16.jpg

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 17 July 2017 01:26 (six years ago) link

I didn’t see any “no way too soon” stuff this year

two weeks ago i had lunch with some massive dorks who were "nope, no way, won't happen, don't be ridiculous". i mentioned missy and the doctor-bill conversation about time lord gender swapping and they were "sure but it won't happen, you are being ridiculous, stop being ridiculous"

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 July 2017 01:30 (six years ago) link

obv I wasn’t saying that no crybaby idiots weren’t saying it, just that it definitely happened back then - and less so now IME, which is nice

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Monday, 17 July 2017 01:34 (six years ago) link

yep understood.

this will be incredible for young girls who feel they can be the hero for once. i just hope chibnall doesn't fuck it up ghostbusters-2016-style and leave dickheads saying "see?????? told you a female doctor would be stupid" when it was never about the casting choice in the first place.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 July 2017 01:38 (six years ago) link

What are all these people going to do if their country ever gets ruled by a lady-king or king-woman (or whatever the name will be if such an abomination ever happens)?

StanM, Monday, 17 July 2017 02:39 (six years ago) link

God save us all from such a fate.

Dippin' Sauce on my Nice New Slacks (Old Lunch), Monday, 17 July 2017 03:16 (six years ago) link

Lol

El Tomboto, Monday, 17 July 2017 04:14 (six years ago) link

seeing a lot of honestly fucked-up "i'm not sexist but wahhhhh" type comments all over the place. it's not "politically correct" or "sjw", they've simply cast someone who will apparently be really fucking good in the role. i mean it's science fiction, it's a fucking alien that regenerates at cellular level, this is fine. if these god damned sooks really need their maaaaaaan doctor, there are 839 episodes for them to enjoy.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 July 2017 04:16 (six years ago) link

Wonder if the character will get to be black at some point. Do remember that being talked about possibly before Smith.
Also wonder how much longer the character will be around. Is it going to be as long as there's a related medium. Or more finite. So there are still countless alternatives of personal quirks possible.

I watched the Black Mirror yesterday mainly not being familiar with Whittaker. Can't see from that what she'd apply to the role so wish the new series was more imminent.
Is it autumn or spring next year?

Stevolende, Monday, 17 July 2017 07:22 (six years ago) link

and Gatiss is one of two writers from this series who have explicitly said they haven’t been asked back due to Chibnall’s all-new team-writing squad

Oh thank fuck for that.

Matt DC, Monday, 17 July 2017 09:10 (six years ago) link

That's phrased like Gatiss is likely to end up at PSG or something

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 17 July 2017 09:43 (six years ago) link

or Shanghai Shenua

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Monday, 17 July 2017 09:45 (six years ago) link

Moffatt wasn't aware that the next doctor was a woman was he?
JUst wondering to what extent what are now seen as foreshadowing that were coincidences.
I've heard here that him and Chibnall are friends but did he find out earlier than anybody else did, at least exactly who the actress was going to be.
Could see it coming up in what if conversations, but anything more concrete?

Stevolende, Monday, 17 July 2017 10:49 (six years ago) link

First I saw of Whittaker was as the cynical young docu-maker in the THIS LIFE reunion.

nashwan, Monday, 17 July 2017 10:52 (six years ago) link

THere's at least one petition around trying to get the BBC to return to the actor portraying the Doctor being male.
What a lovely forward thinking world this is.
I was surprised taht the Daily Mail were expressing an opinion a couple fo days back. Thought it was all lefty immigrant nonsdense to them anyway. Thought the idea of an elite known as Time Lords might have some appeal?

But God, do wonder what tehy think they're going to achieve by such a petition.

Would teh same thing have happened if the Doctor's skin colour changed too?

Stevolende, Monday, 17 July 2017 12:35 (six years ago) link

Most of this shit is insincere trolling rather than motivated by genuine belief. The Mail are actually framing it as evidence of a backlash against male heroes on TV such is their world beating worst take/best possible wind-up algorithm.

nashwan, Monday, 17 July 2017 12:41 (six years ago) link

i don't personally know any man-babies, so the scattered complaining i've seen has been a little more subdued. who fandom has a long history of outraged parochialism whenever anything new happens - there's a hilarious "WORST. EPISODE. EVER." review by jean-marc lofficier of "the deadly assassin" from when it came out. one of my friends is all "why does doctor who _have_ to be a woman?", which as far as i'm concerned is totally sexist, because it assumes, against compelling evidence to the contrary, that whittaker was cast solely because of her gender, but fuck me if i'm going to argue the point with my friend too strongly. i'm not the Feminist Police.

one of my other friends posted "imagine if they'd cast a female LGBTQ person of color in the role!", and i'm thinking well OK I guess there's no reason you _can't_ have both lead characters be queer black women...

The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Monday, 17 July 2017 12:45 (six years ago) link

one of my friends is all "why does doctor who _have_ to be a woman?", which as far as i'm concerned is totally sexist, because it assumes, against compelling evidence to the contrary, that whittaker was cast solely because of her gender

fucking otm. sometimes casting decisions are made on the basis of how good someone is, not whether they're going to ~ruffle feathers~. the bbc is hardly going to cheap-trick its number one sci-fi property out of existence.

in a way i'm sort of glad this manbaby shit is playing out so early, because once it's out of their systems they'll reduce to a dull roar while the rest of us evaluate the show on things that matter, e.g. whether it's good. i know i won't give two shits about any of this by the time the christmas special rolls in.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 July 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link

and if ian levine wants a bag of dicks he can have one.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 July 2017 13:06 (six years ago) link

The first episode will be set on a misandrist utopian planet where all the men have been killed.

Matt DC, Monday, 17 July 2017 13:12 (six years ago) link

"xir, all our cycles are in sync! what will we do?"

"all the men are dead, you don't need to do anything!"

<much rejoicing and hoovering>

-- END SERIES --

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 July 2017 13:16 (six years ago) link

i just… it's not the 1950s any more, obviously a woman can do normal doctor who normally, missy fucking managed it all right

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 July 2017 13:17 (six years ago) link

(i know we all agree, just venting)

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 17 July 2017 13:18 (six years ago) link

I just found out there's something I hate more than Doctor Who, and it's Doctor Who misogynists

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Monday, 17 July 2017 13:18 (six years ago) link

Life's funny like that: If something's annoying you, there's always something that can annoy you more.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 17 July 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link

'Doctor' has no gender in English.

— Merriam-Webster (@MerriamWebster) July 17, 2017

полезные дурак (Sanpaku), Monday, 17 July 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link

*arrives out of breath* IT'S... *gasps; tries to catch breath* IT'S TERRANCE DICKS, NOT TERRANCE VAGINAS! *collapses,having owned internet*

— Nick. (@nick_octopus) July 17, 2017

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Monday, 17 July 2017 23:05 (six years ago) link

hahahaha

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Monday, 17 July 2017 23:18 (six years ago) link

is now a good time to talk about "the prison in space"?

"Prison in Space began as an unproduced serial intended to be part of Season 6 by Dick Sharples. It would have featured a female-dominated planet, previously used in another unproduced serial The Hidden Planet. It would have featured Zoe Heriot starting a sexual revolution, before being brainwashed and then deprogrammed by the Second Doctor, who smacks her on the bottom. It would also have featured Jamie McCrimmon in drag. The story was rewritten when Frazer Hines decided to leave and then again when he decided to stay. Executives were unhappy with it, but Sharples refused to rewrite and it was replaced by TV: The Krotons."

The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 01:01 (six years ago) link

ffs

The Sun and Mail Online have been accused of being “reductive and irresponsible” after publishing nude photographs of Jodie Whittaker in articles covering the announcement that she is the new star of Doctor Who.

Reporting the BBC’s announcement on Sunday that Whittaker would be the first female Doctor, both publications ran articles about Whittaker appearing naked or topless in previous acting work, illustrating the stories with stills.

Equal Representation for Actresses (ERA), a campaign group, said it was surprised and disappointed by the publications’ coverage of Whittaker.

ERA said: “We are delighted by the casting of Jodie Whittaker as the 13th Doctor. However, we are surprised and disappointed by the Daily Mail [Mail Online is owned by the Daily Mail and General Trust] and the Sun’s reductive and irresponsible decision to run a story featuring pictures of Jodie in various nude scenes.”

The Sun published the photographs under the headline “Dalektable” – a reference to the Daleks, an enemy of the Doctor. The article covered pages four and five of the newspaper and described Whittaker’s “saucy screen past”. Mail Online’s article was headlined “Doctor Nude!” and also featured naked and topless photos of previous male Doctors, including Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant and Matt Smith.

bitumen: the animated series (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 08:56 (six years ago) link

Mail Online’s article was headlined “Doctor Nude!” and also featured naked and topless photos of previous male Doctors, including Christopher Eccleston, David Tennant and Matt Smith.

I can't load Mail Online without crashing my browser, but I hope they included this picture:

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/ed/bc/aa/edbcaa91bc683140a331486e2d087a4f--colin-odonoghue-boyfriend.jpg

soref, Tuesday, 18 July 2017 11:31 (six years ago) link

I can't load Mail Online without crashing my browser

feature imo

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 18 July 2017 11:39 (six years ago) link

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2017/07/21/former-doctor-peter-davison-says-female-choice-role-means-loss/

former Doctor Who actor has hit out at the BBC’s decision to cast Jodie Whittaker in the role, saying that the decision meant there is “a loss of a role model for boys”

though the actual direct quotes seem a bit more measured than "hit out" might suggest, so possibly the Telegraph is distorting things a little in the pursuit of clicks.

Davison being massacred on twitter rn, he's even being zinged by Ed Miliband, the indignity

In which Dr Who travels back in time to meet the views of the 1950s. Jodie Whittaker is a great model for my two boys thanks. https://t.co/TOCXP92JoU

— Ed Miliband (@Ed_Miliband) July 21, 2017

soref, Friday, 21 July 2017 18:44 (six years ago) link

:(

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:37 (six years ago) link

dammit Peter

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 21 July 2017 19:53 (six years ago) link

you had to figure that w/ however many of those dudes that are kicking around, one was bound to be a bit of a prick about it

a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 21 July 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link

Did it have to be the one who played my favorite Doctor, though?

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Friday, 21 July 2017 20:05 (six years ago) link

PD has form for saying this sort of thing, which is especially weird given his family connections. But he's a 74 year old man! Of course he's a bit of a prick. Being zinged by real-life Innocent Smoothie label Ed Miliband should be punishment enough, let's forget it.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 21 July 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link

he's only 66!

soref, Friday, 21 July 2017 20:43 (six years ago) link

Ha yeah it's Colin Baker who's 74. Fine! He's more of a prick then.

Chuck_Tatum, Friday, 21 July 2017 21:05 (six years ago) link

If you're an old prick, you're still a prick. It may not be surprising, but it's still disappointing.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Friday, 21 July 2017 21:20 (six years ago) link

Ha yeah it's Colin Baker who's 74. Fine! He's more of a prick then.

but he supports whittaker's appointment, so that doesn't work either. pricks are just pricks.

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 21 July 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link

Trailer for the Christmas special is out because every sf/f thing is getting a trailer this Comic-con weekend.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Sunday, 23 July 2017 23:27 (six years ago) link

I am against this ageist prick-judice from two days ago

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 July 2017 02:22 (six years ago) link

ahhh, the colin baker/peter davison feud is one of my favorite things of 2017. here's colin throwing shade on his predecessor for being "eye candy" at sdcc:

http://www.digitalspy.com/tv/doctor-who/news/a833641/colin-baker-doctor-who-fans-not-kind-peter-capaldi/

colin's comments are even funnier if you hit the page up button.

The Saga of Rodney Stooksbury (rushomancy), Monday, 24 July 2017 02:47 (six years ago) link

xmas trailer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCkDXegqjR0

nashwan, Monday, 24 July 2017 11:34 (six years ago) link

glad that bill is back. I'm going to assume she sticks around now

akm, Monday, 24 July 2017 12:38 (six years ago) link

Nope

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 July 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link

does she not? is that confirmed? or are you hoping she doesn't?

akm, Monday, 24 July 2017 12:59 (six years ago) link

Mackie has said she's not coming back

El Tomboto, Monday, 24 July 2017 13:02 (six years ago) link

you're right, just saw that. that's really too bad, she was a great companion.

akm, Monday, 24 July 2017 13:04 (six years ago) link

great actor, underwritten character

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 24 July 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link

Well just hope we see more of her elsewhere then. But shame she didn't get used more as a character.
How different it would have been to have her for the series we got stuck with Clara for.

Stevolende, Monday, 24 July 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link

Clara's last season was great though.

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Tuesday, 25 July 2017 17:40 (six years ago) link

dammit Peter

― this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Saturday, July 22, 2017 5:53 AM (four days ago)

you had to figure that w/ however many of those dudes that are kicking around, one was bound to be a bit of a prick about it

― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Saturday, July 22, 2017 6:03 AM (four days ago)

PD has form for saying this sort of thing, which is especially weird given his family connections. But he's a 74 year old man! Of course he's a bit of a prick.

― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, July 22, 2017 6:39 AM (four days ago)

Ha yeah it's Colin Baker who's 74. Fine! He's more of a prick then.

― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, July 22, 2017 7:05 AM (four days ago)

If you're an old prick, you're still a prick. It may not be surprising, but it's still disappointing.

― Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Saturday, July 22, 2017 7:20 AM (four days ago)

pricks are just pricks.

― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, July 22, 2017 8:12 AM (four days ago)

jesus christ you guys

"I think it’s a fantastic opportunity for her and I think that it will be hard for some fans to adjust to it. As I said before, it’s difficult to adjust to any new Doctor, but I think the important thing is that those are uncertain fellows, those who are uncertain should be encouraged to watch it with an open mind. ... I don’t know, I feel... I think the time for discussion about that is past. They’ve made the announcement. Jodie Whittaker is the next Doctor and that’s great!

[question about whether he has any doubts about female casting]

I feel.. if I feel any doubts about it, it’s the loss of a role model for boys, who I think Doctor Who is vitally important for. So I feel a bit sad about that, but I understand the argument that you’ve got to open it up, so that’s absolutely fair enough. So she has my best wishes and full confidence. I’m sure she’ll do a wonderful job.

[question]

As a viewer, I kind of like the idea of the Doctor as a boy, but then maybe I’m an old fashioned dinosaur. Who knows? But I think that’s irrelevant now. The time for discussion is over. We have a new Doctor. And let’s give her our full support.

[question]

I would encourage them to watch. I think there’s too much... you know on the internet... there’s too much bile coming from both sides. And too many people are being horribly sexist about it, and too many people are saying, ‘Well, we don’t care about you. You’re old fashioned. Go away and watch something else.’ I think fans who are doubtful, who are uncertain should be encouraged and welcomed. And just approach it with an open mind.

[question]

Oh yeah, of course. I mean, she’s a terrific actress. And you can absolutely understand it. Look, someone rings you up... I know this feeling... someone rings you up one night. You’re sitting at home and they say ‘how would you feel about being the next Doctor Who?’ It’s a fantastic opportunity, so of course, she grabs it with both hands. I’m sure she’ll do a wonderful job!"

burn this outrageous sexist prick at the stake

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 02:27 (six years ago) link

by "pricks are just pricks" i meant being old doesn't make someone a prick, as per our full and actual exchange which was:

Ha yeah it's Colin Baker who's 74. Fine! He's more of a prick then.

― Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 22 July 2017 07:05 (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

If you're an old prick, you're still a prick. It may not be surprising, but it's still disappointing.

― Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Saturday, 22 July 2017 07:20 (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

but he supports whittaker's appointment, so that doesn't work either. pricks are just pricks.

― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 22 July 2017 08:12 (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


you're right though, we shouldn't deliberately quote people out of context just to make a point about how terrible they are

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 02:42 (six years ago) link

what if we have independently established that they are terrible and just want to stick it to them

j., Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:11 (six years ago) link

you're right though, ... people ... how terrible they are
― blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, July 25, 2017 9:42 PM (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

U r a monster

Chock Full of Love and Sexy Feeling (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:28 (six years ago) link

ah but AA it is YOU are are removing your own pricknaming from the context of the threadprickening

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:46 (six years ago) link

thou hypocrite, first cast out the prick from thine own eye, that you shall see clearly to cast the choad out from thy brother's

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:48 (six years ago) link

The Choad In God's Eye

Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 03:49 (six years ago) link

ah but AA it is YOU are are removing your own pricknaming from the context of the threadprickening

― Doubtless they are toss. (sic), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 13:46 (fifty-nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

you're right, i neglected to include all those posts in which i called peter davison a prick oh wait i didn't do that even once

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 04:48 (six years ago) link

Episode 1

The Choad In God's Eye

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 04:49 (six years ago) link

Part 2:

The Prick Who Never Was

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 04:51 (six years ago) link

Part 3:

The Ura Monster

blink truther (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 26 July 2017 04:52 (six years ago) link

Conclusion: The NOAIM Knot

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 July 2017 04:56 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I just listened to a couple interviews with JW -- what's her accent?

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Thursday, 10 August 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

she'ws working class northern. So yorkshire isn't it?
Eccleston seemed to like her because of where she came from

Stevolende, Thursday, 10 August 2017 18:05 (six years ago) link

I'm going to go with "marvelous"

this iphone speaks many languages (DJP), Thursday, 10 August 2017 18:07 (six years ago) link

Skelmersdale/Dewsbury - very working-class area.

She is great and I've loved her since Venus.

kim jong deal (suzy), Thursday, 10 August 2017 18:14 (six years ago) link

Meanwhile, I'm still crushing madly on Michelle Gomez:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-aqm_N-SrE

Leee Media Naranja (Leee), Thursday, 10 August 2017 19:07 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

Brace yoself

New series. New Doctor. New look! #DoctorWho pic.twitter.com/0zIew8QiuS

— Doctor Who Official (@bbcdoctorwho) November 9, 2017

LOL at no-one reviving this thread re companions announcement a few weeks back. Poor old Bradley.

nashwan, Thursday, 9 November 2017 14:47 (six years ago) link

We need a new thread because: new show runner

kim jong deal (suzy), Thursday, 9 November 2017 14:55 (six years ago) link

mork and mindy vibes from that sweater / braces combo

drinkmaster sealcup at yr service (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 9 November 2017 15:11 (six years ago) link

I need an opinion from someone with a better understanding of fashion and style than me (which is probably 95% of the world) but it seems to me that the coat isn't very well-matched with the rest of the outfit?

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 9 November 2017 15:53 (six years ago) link

Although I like that they've resisted the urge to make the first female doctor more "dignified"

Chuck_Tatum, Thursday, 9 November 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link

Definitely female Fifth Doctor.

chap, Thursday, 9 November 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link

Like the outfit, like the casting, like Bradley Walsh. The only worrying thing is that Chibnall is one of the most vanilla Doctor Who writers post-2005.

bamboohouses, Thursday, 9 November 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link

Oh man I am never going to not be able to think of Mork In A Mac now, it's so true

Brakhage, Thursday, 9 November 2017 16:35 (six years ago) link

That, or that she's ready at all times to take some preschoolers out on a field trip

Before this gets misinterpreted, I mean this as a compliment, this is great stuff and a nice 180 from Capaldi. Very Bakeresque

Brakhage, Thursday, 9 November 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link

If you'd like to scrub the Mork association from your brain:

Who wore it better pic.twitter.com/s0Q1sC2WQV

— Al Kennedy (@housetoastonish) November 9, 2017

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Thursday, 9 November 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

also: WHOCHURCH: The Chris Chibnall era

the Hannah Montana of the Korean War (DJP), Thursday, 9 November 2017 16:42 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

aw <3

insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 December 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

too many endings but i liked that a lot

insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 December 2017 18:28 (six years ago) link

The last man Doctor mansplaining how to be Doctor Who to the new woman Doctor was a thing.

Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo), Monday, 25 December 2017 19:55 (six years ago) link

it was a bit ‘everybody’s free (to wear sunscreen)’ tbh

insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 25 December 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link

moffat just has to be moffat doesn’t he

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 25 December 2017 21:13 (six years ago) link

I think this was an admirable end to Moffat's run. For Moffat it was actually relatively sedate and thoughtful. Could have done without the dalek retread but otherwise, spot on, and nice to see Clara again since I am in love with Jenna Coleman.

akm, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 01:53 (six years ago) link

it was decent right up to when moffat the doctor lectured the audience whittaker chibnall the bbc himself fuck knows who for five minutes

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 03:51 (six years ago) link

Yeah, that was a bit pish, but the rest of it was pretty good.

ailsa, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 09:48 (six years ago) link

the end of End Of Time sucked but it was the most popular Dr Who ever so Moffat has evidently felt he has to reenact it at every opportunity. I wish he wouldn't but I loved 60% or so of this

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 09:56 (six years ago) link

as soon as I saw Gatiss I thought "o fuck don't let him be the Brigadier's dad"

so the lesson is you can get what you want and still not be very happy

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 09:57 (six years ago) link

lol

insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 10:08 (six years ago) link

haha

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 10:19 (six years ago) link

Bradley Walsh to become brigadier's dad if my inside sources do not mislead me

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 10:26 (six years ago) link

the transition from hartnell to david bradley at the start was fantastic

and bradley was great all the way through, obv

insomniac in the brainomniac (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 10:45 (six years ago) link

as soon as I saw Gatiss I thought "o fuck don't let him be the Brigadier's dad"

Well he was his grandad so you got away with it. I was filled with the crushing inevitability when he said he was from Cromer.

Thomas Gabriel Fischer does not endorse (aldo), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 13:28 (six years ago) link

not sure why people are bothered by that, of course he was going to be

akm, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 15:14 (six years ago) link

Well he was his grandad so you got away with it.

yes, there was a second sentence in my post

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 17:57 (six years ago) link

Lol embarassing and hacky fan service

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link

disappointed that the bbc1 trailer from months ago had more jodie whittaker than this did

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 26 December 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link

I noticed the lack of a preview of the new doctor's adventures how long is it before she gets a full debut?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 23:30 (six years ago) link

i'd been hoping for the spring but then I looked things up yesterday and they haven't even started shooting yet, so autumn at the soonest

akm, Tuesday, 26 December 2017 23:31 (six years ago) link

got nerdily annoyed when Capaldi referred to Hartbradleynell regenerating

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 02:00 (six years ago) link

why?

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 02:46 (six years ago) link

just bcz I hoped they wouldn't use the term, in order to be nerdy 🤓

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 04:13 (six years ago) link

This was good. I assume the cliffhanger ending has already generated a parade of “jokes” about how women can’t drive

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 05:15 (six years ago) link

The running joke regarding the First Doctor’s sexism paid dividends though

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 05:16 (six years ago) link

This was good. I assume the cliffhanger ending has already generated a parade of “jokes” about how women can’t drive


that’s exactly what my father-in-law did :(

h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 14:22 (six years ago) link

The end was too much like the Matt Smith intro. Hey Doc why not regenerate outside of your TARDIS on land so it doesn't blow up? Then just change the desktop theme later.

nashwan, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 15:02 (six years ago) link

Better still why not try and keep the main star of yr flagship tv show tied down for longer than a couple years lol

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link

maybe bcz that’s never how this show has worked?

h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 17:59 (six years ago) link

I assume the cliffhanger ending has already generated a parade of “jokes” about how women can’t drive

I've seen several counterjokes about how setting the TARDIS on fire and then falling out of it is the most Doctory thing you could imagine, regardless of the Doctor's gender.

Leee. Earl Grey, hot. (Leee), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 18:51 (six years ago) link

Hey Doc why not regenerate outside of your TARDIS on land so it doesn't blow up?

tbf they did just cut from the Hartnell->Troughton transformation, in which - eight years before regeneration was invented - the process was explained as something the TARDIS did to save his life

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 19:59 (six years ago) link

Well and especially after exclaiming “brilliant!” regarding your own reflection

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:00 (six years ago) link

xp

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:00 (six years ago) link

Life depends on change and renewal. [...] I've been renewed. It's part of the TARDIS. Without it, I couldn't survive.

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:03 (six years ago) link

it makes me sulky that we had six Doctor changes in 26 years in the old series, and each one was different; now we've had six in 12 years of the new series, and each one just has the Doctor doing a Christ/scarecrow pose and gold lightning pouring out of his clothes. instead of there being mystery and creativity and "ooh what's going to happen this time*?" it's "oh, this again"

*especially as it's become a standardised three seasons/four years/regeneration at Christmas

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:07 (six years ago) link

should be easter at least ffs

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

The longevity of the Doctors in the old series was motivated by the fact that they only got a few serials each. Doesn’t Tennant have more episodes under his belt than Baker?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:14 (six years ago) link

I count 172 half-hours for Baker vs. 39 45-minute episodes for Tennant and 8 60-minute specials (plus the one he did with Smith and Hurt if that counts)

Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:24 (six years ago) link

Not by a long shot, no - Baker 173, Tennant 50. Maybe Tennant had more stories, since they were single-ep in his era versus 2-6 eps in Baker's?

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

sorry mine came from IMDB, not as nuanced.

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

I liked the 'Brilliant!'

Never changed username before (cardamon), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:47 (six years ago) link

The longevity of the Doctors in the old series was motivated by the fact that they only got a few serials each. Doesn’t Tennant have more episodes under his belt than Baker?

yeah this is just crazy.

Hartnell's longevity was motivated by him being impossible to work with, and he did 29 serials (134 episodes, counting the ones he was on holiday or unwell) in three years.

Troughton's was motivated by him still having a viable career, and being desperately burnt out by the number of episodes they made (21 serials, 119 episodes, 3 years).

Pertwee's was motivated by general burnout, the desire to do other things now the show had made him a star, and the entire production team's disillusionment after Delgado's death and the additional strain of creating, developing and making the entire run of Moonbase 3 in between series of Dr Who - the Letts / Dicks / Pertwee &al squad made way fewer serials in an effort to amortise costs (and Letts still went over budget every year), taking five years to reach 128 episodes in 24 serials.

Baker, T.'s longevity was motivated by the new producer wanting to get rid of him, like he got rid of everything else, and calling Baker's bluff when he made his annual offer to quit / contract negotiating tactic. By the end of that seventh year, Baker had done 42 serials, and shot most of 178 episodes.

Davison also obviously had a thriving career to get back to - he was already known as the young romantic not-lead of a huge international hit, and his first season shut down production midway so that he could shoot that year's season of the sitcom he was now also the lead of - and had been advised by Troughton to only do three years; but specifically left because of the quality of the scripts in his second year. He's always said that he would have done another year if the scripts for his third had existed before he gave notice, especially Androzani. By the end he'd done 19 serials and a 90-minute special, totalling 68 episodes.

Baker, C.'s longevity was motivated by the head of the BBC and the head of drama first cancelling the entire series, then demanding he be sacked or the series be cancelled again. He managed eight serials and 31 episodes in the three calendar years his Doctor appeared onscreen, with gaps of six months between his 1st & 2nd, and 18 months between his 7th & 8th.

McCoy's longevity was motivated by the commissioners actively wanting to starve the show to death so that they wouldn't be forced by public outcry to uncancel it next time they cancelled it - the order was cut to three serials a year, and JNT did some creative accounting to deliver four for the price of three. McCoy intended to stay for at least five years (which would have been easier with the reduced production order), and Cartmel had plotted out a fourth year with Aaronovitch, plus Platt and Briggs.

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 21:51 (six years ago) link

(just cos I'm curious, and counting by "stories":)

Hartnell era: 29 (134)
Troughton: 21 (119)
Pertwee: 24 (128)
Tom: 43 (178)
Davison: 20 (69 [miscounted above])
Colin: 8 (31)
McCoy: 12 [plus the first 60 NAs, real heads kno the deal] (42)

Eccleston: 10 (13)
Tennant: 37 (47) plus one TV short
Smith: 39 (44) plus a dozen or more shorts, some on TV, including a five-parter and a two-parter
Capaldi: 34 (40) plus two or three shorts

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link

brilliant summary sic

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 23:02 (six years ago) link

also i agree that the xmas regeneration thing is getting tired. tbh the doctor should be antsy about regenerating every time she turns up in december.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 23:04 (six years ago) link

YouTube channel idea: I ask dumb American question and sic answers them

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 27 December 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link

would watch

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 23:36 (six years ago) link

should be easter at least ffs

right?

this is what works about Time Of The Doctor imo (Smith's finale): he's a sun god, warming and protecting an entire world, but his power and influence and strength have receded, withered away, over the centuries. Just to take this role was a reduction of his universal influence! And like any sun god myth, death and renewal must be part of it; he can only regain power by sacrificing himself, dying, and being reborn. so with this happening over hundreds of years of winter, it's fitting for the Northern winter.

^^ nb that yet again this week's ep forgets that the southern hemisphere is even a thing: the scenes set at the South Pole in December are all shown as taking place at night.

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 23:39 (six years ago) link

it's fitting for the Northern winter. Christmas

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link

I liked it for a while but by the end I felt like Moffatt thinks we are sadder to see him go than we really are

I am sad to see Capaldi go tho. Even after putting his stupid sunglasses on Hartbradleynell(sic TM)

and sic u are so otm about a) the constant regenerating and b) all the regeneratings being exactly the same. I want some longer runs and more creative ways to go out when they do!

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 27 December 2017 23:48 (six years ago) link

You could've told me Gatiss had written this episode and I'd have thought...yep. Moffat really did leave after Heaven Sent.

nashwan, Thursday, 28 December 2017 00:12 (six years ago) link

I liked it for a while but by the end I felt like Moffatt thinks we are sadder to see him go than we really are

otm, i won’t miss his ego blasting through the fourth wall every 90 seconds

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 28 December 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link

Various fanostications regarding future Doctors’ tenures and regenerations should go on the WHOCHURCH thread imo

El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 December 2017 00:17 (six years ago) link

I’ve enjoyed Capaldi, but when the closing monologue literally repeats itself is when I was finally past it and just wanted to shout OH COME ON ALREADY but our daughter was sleeping not ten feet away

Seriously though was there nobody in any position to mention that the script said “be kind” on consecutive pages? No thesauruses lying around?

El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 December 2017 00:24 (six years ago) link

serious lack of script editing all round in this episode. talking heads galore. it might as well have been a radio drama.

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 28 December 2017 00:46 (six years ago) link

except for the two Tardises and the recreated Tenth Planet scenes and the Whithouse crater and the alien tower and the other alien tower and Kaled mutant facehuggers and another!!! new 60s control room and shimmery glass ladies and two trenches full of actors in period war uniforms etc etc

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Thursday, 28 December 2017 01:16 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I’m not sure how many inches that pendulum can swing before it’s in “that was ridiculous, two old men running and jumping all over the place” territory

El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 December 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link

I liked it for a while but by the end I felt like Moffatt thinks we are sadder to see him go than we really are

nah this isn't abt Moffat or his ego, it's the opposite: End Of Time was the most popular story in all of nu-Who, so despite it suuuuucking, Moffat follows what was RTD's crowd-pleasing set-up both times.

remember that Moffat was exhausted and wrote his intended final episodes almost three (3!!!) years ago: Heaven Sent / Hell Bent / Husbands were produced as his finale, down to the golden The End being written onscreen. then he got begged back for another year until Chinballs was ready, had to take a year to recover, but gave us the amazing Capaldi / Bill pairing... and then had to come back AGAIN to bump the regeneration and add on a Christmas special he hadn't planned on. The ending was nine damp squibs fizzling in a row, but it's not because he thought that either the audience or himself wanted more of him.

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Thursday, 28 December 2017 01:24 (six years ago) link

obv I've said that before, new script editor needed in my production office

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Thursday, 28 December 2017 01:28 (six years ago) link

did you have moff round for tea or something

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 28 December 2017 02:31 (six years ago) link

hahahaha

rove mcmanus island (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 28 December 2017 03:23 (six years ago) link

opinions in the short para, public facts in the other

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Thursday, 28 December 2017 07:15 (six years ago) link

grand moff larkin’

h.p. minecraft (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 28 December 2017 07:56 (six years ago) link

Thanks for the behind-the-scenes sic, I feel a lot more forgiving to Moffat now. I found this whole episode really disjointed; the armistice moment wasn't earned at all, if Ypres was the main setting of the episode it could have been excellent. Capaldi's farewell rounds/farewell speech was agonizing

Back to Gold for a second, did anyone else notice the truly weird soundtrack change two-thirds of the way through when Bill asks 'why are you not regenerating' of Capaldi, the soundtrack builds with an 'action is happening' theme, then when Capaldi replies 'there has to be an end Bill', the soundtrack yanks the handbrake and begins a wistful, ain't-we-full-of-regret theme. It's really jarring and I think somebody in the editing suite was trying to make a deadline and spaced out

Brakhage, Thursday, 28 December 2017 22:20 (six years ago) link

Glad to hear the rumours that Gold is sodding off

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:05 (six years ago) link

God I hope they aren’t just rumors

El Tomboto, Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link

I don't think there's a been soundtrack so bad or intrusive in any recent TV show has there? I mean a lot of dull soundtracks sure but Gold is just obnoxious, always trying to make you have a rosy golden warm feeling

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:40 (six years ago) link

*there's been a

Never changed username before (cardamon), Thursday, 28 December 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link

I think he brought some welcome cinematic drama to more than a few of my favorite 10th and 11th Dr stories but his style has calcified and started to really grate.

Not unlike Giacchino’s scores for Lost which were minimal, fresh and bravely weird at first but eventually turned into self-parody over time (along with the rest of that show) - talented composer, stuck in self-inflicted rut, doomed by excessively long run.

El Tomboto, Friday, 29 December 2017 01:21 (six years ago) link

And sound editors who keep sticking him too high in the mix

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Friday, 29 December 2017 01:41 (six years ago) link

Gatiss's departure at the end of this undercut by his resemblance to Tim McInnerny as Captain Darling.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 29 December 2017 09:54 (six years ago) link

saw an interview with Moffat where he bemoaned that having to come back again meant the regeneration happened at Christmas, when he was pleased at breaking the pattern previously

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Saturday, 30 December 2017 05:49 (six years ago) link

gold star for u tiger

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 30 December 2017 06:16 (six years ago) link

for u!

shackling the masses with plastic-wrapped snack picks (sic), Saturday, 30 December 2017 09:16 (six years ago) link

I enjoyed this. I wasn’t expecting multiple callbacks to Into the Dales, though.

Embalming is a flirty business (DJP), Saturday, 30 December 2017 13:18 (six years ago) link

This was great but I'm not sure Bill being a duplicate was a very satisfying way to end her arc (though I guess that was the point). i enjoyed the big speech and even Gatiss was good, an achievement in itself.

Bingo on many Moff tropes:
Timey-wimey / location-hopping
"It's a big not a feature" / No villain
Screwball dialog - great, then overstaying its welcome
Everything gets summed up with a big meta speech
Being 20% terrible and 80% very, very good indeed
Making my partner cry more than once an episode

I think Capaldi would've got the best regeneration episode BY FAR if they'd just kept it to the end of last season as planned. But I still think Matt Smith's was the best (and underrated, except possibly by sic).

Overall I still get excited to see Moffat's name in the writing credits - he might not have bettered Blink but he definitely equalled his other RTD episodes. And he's forgiven for the last episode of Sherlock (one of the worst things I've ever seen).

Chuck_Tatum, Saturday, 30 December 2017 15:46 (six years ago) link

five months pass...

All the nu-Who, available now:

https://www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/group/p06870tz

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 11 June 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

Awesome. Time to blub at Human Nature again I guess.

Chuck_Tatum, Tuesday, 12 June 2018 09:43 (five years ago) link

one year passes...

Brain Of Morbius is a story that showed onscreen faces of the Doctor pre-Hartnell, that have never been referred to before or since

Yeah, this is a pretty contentious claim. Also, some of them are probably Morbius's faces.

It's only contentious because nerds; it's plainly what the production team intended at the time. (As well as in-joking by including themselves.)

Turns out that it was only the production staff / freelancers (plus one guy who worked down the hall) because an open call for volunteers from BBC staff got zero responses

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-UFtbiXkAAZbt3.jpg

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 22:56 (four years ago) link

Haha that’s some confusing self-and-others quoting, I thought you were disproving your own point for a minute.

JimD, Wednesday, 3 July 2019 09:02 (four years ago) link


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