ASK ME ANYTHING RE: The History of ILX

why does kanye west say "we want hen fap" in 'gold digger'?

Because he wanted hen fap.

Who were the five guys who were in love with Luna?

That would be mean to answer.

Great thread

What is the thirty-nine steps?

The five guys answer was emailed to you. Thanks, Dom. You're a great poster and a important part of THE HISTORY OF ILX. ;-)

The Thirty-nine Steps is an adventure novel by the Scottish author John Buchan, first published in 1915 by William Blackwood and Sons, Edinburgh. It is the first of five novels featuring Richard Hannay, an all-action hero with a stiff upper lip and a miraculous habit of getting himself out of sticky situations.

The novel formed the basis for a number of film adaptations, notably Alfred Hitchcock's 1935 adaptation The 39 Steps, a 1959 colour remake and a more authentic 1978 version.

Why was "Can't Hardly Wait" kept off _Tim_, re-recorded, and stuck on the next album instead?

Which much-loved ILXors have their own "BAN ________" threads?

Kingfish: Your question has nothing to do with ILX.

NV: You question can be answered by simply using the SEARCH link at the top of this page.

If you know everything about ILX how come you don't know the search function sucks?

and the internet

*ahem*

I had no problem finding the "BAN_____" threads using the sucky search function though, NV.

what was the first thread on ilx?

i know!

I think it "Songs about quitting your job" but please correct me if I am wrong, DG.

it was like 'welcome to ile' or something but i can't find it

second was 'you and your blog'

"Correct me if I am wrong"? whatta lolthority

ILM was before ILE so it couldn't have been "Welcome to ILE."

I thought it was something about indie rock, an response to an FT article by Tom. I feel somewhat sure that it wasn't "songs about quitting your job" but I could be wrong.

3xpost

i win

which current posters are sockpuppets, and by whom?

This is older: Indie Rock: What's Going On?

I have no way of knowing that, mookieproof.

bang-up job so far mr ilx.

I know.

Dear Mr. ILX,

Hi chaki.

Huh, actually this was started the same time as the indie one: Songs About Quitting Your Job?

Who was the first sock-puppet to be outed?

Hi, Mr. Que. I am not Chaki. I am not a fan.

the indie rock and ^^^ threads are from ILM!

Please list every band, person, concept or thing that has inspired a C/D thread.

what was the first thread on ilx?

-- Zeno, Saturday, February 23, 2008 5:19 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

meh, ILE is ILX as far as i'm concerned

how come "ilx system" is always so high on the top posters of the month statistics, when actualy you almost don't see posts by it?

That kind of thinking is the reason you were ousted from ILX ADMIN, DG.

Zeno: ILX System's posts can be views in any POLL thread.

That kind of thinking is the reason you were ousted from ILX ADMIN, DG.

bah! i got ousted because i made stet cry on that richard hammond thread

who invented OTM?

about the ilx system - it's like two posts per poll.were there 180 polls in february?
xpost

There is more to the story according to Tombot and the HISTORY OF ILX, DG.

OTM was invented by Mark Sinker.

Yes there were about 180 polls in February.

AT LEAST

What are the 5 biggest feuds in ilx history?

Ally vs Ethan
Kate ST.C vs JW
Kate ST.C vs Marcello
Kate ST.C vs Doomie
Kate ST.C vs Ms. Misery

There is more to the story according to Tombot and the HISTORY OF ILX, DG.

tell me more, this is news to me

I was just fishing for info.

what about orbit?
xxpost

She was a flash in the pan.

I was just fishing for info.

;_;

Which ILXors have made credible threats of violence to other posters?

I just wanted to let everyone know that my name is just that: a name. Everyone knows that the real MR.ILX is Jaymc and I do not want to take anything away from him.

which posters have asperger's syndrome?

Inappropriate question.

How many ILX psychotic/pathological meltdowns have we seen?

I can think of at least two.

Why doesn't anyone want to know nice things?

Ally vs Ethan
Kate ST.C vs JW
Kate ST.C vs Marcello
Kate ST.C vs Doomie
Kate ST.C vs Ms. Misery

-- Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:38 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Where's Ethan vs Patrin? Or LBZC versus the Babytalk Gang?

which posters have asperger's syndrome?

-- gershy, Saturday, February 23, 2008 5:42 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

jhøshea 929
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver 921
Dom Passantino 913
El Tomboto 909
HI DERE 867
J0rdan S. 866
That one guy that hit it and quit it 835
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 824
roxymuzak 796
Jordan 774
max 741
Hurting 2 736
Ned Raggett 724
blueski 718
ailsa 669
Alfred, Lord Sotosyn 652
gr8080 647
Sara R-C 645
deej 639
Tracer Hand 620
Shakey Mo Collier 603
Dr Morbius 597
Noodle Vague 584
gabbneb 579
John Justen 574
Autumn Almanac 569
jaymc 568
Mark G 560
Matt DC 553
Mark C 547
onimo 545
Daniel, Esq. 536
James Redd and the Blecchs 518
elmo argonaut 515
Laurel 511
remy bean 496
kenan 495
s1ocki 464
contenderizer 464
Dingbod Kesterson 452
electricsound 448
aldo 443
The Reverend 436
Abbott 434
jergïns 427
Pleasant Plains 413
tehresa 409
gff 382
latebloomer 380
and what 369
ILX System 366
chaki 366
dell 361
The Brainwasher 347
Curt1s Stephens 347
Eazy 341
Geir Hongro 335
Jesse 330
nabisco 327
chicago kevin 325
Tuomas 321
omar little 321
chap 316
bell_labs 313
Surmounter 307
StanM 306
KitCat 304
am0n 303
DG 302
Herman G. Neuname 298
Tom D. 296
gershy 290
Alex in Baltimore 286
Mr. Que 283
Rubyredd 273
ledge 272
Bodrick III 271
n/a 271
ian 270
hyggeligt 265
Trayce 263
W4LTER 260
libcrypt 255
scott seward 249
daria-g 242
da croupier 241
moley 240
Rock Hardy 239
rrrobyn 238
Mackro Mackro 232
dmr 232
Madchen 226
M@tt He1ges0n 218
trishyb 217
Jaq 213
jessie monster 211
moonship journey to baja 211
dan m 209
Ronan 207
kingfish

It's an imperfect science I'm working with here, Dom.

please explain the cult of 'big hoos'

Where's Ethan vs Patrin? Or LBZC versus the Babytalk Gang?

#9 and #47 respectively

Why doesn't anyone want to know nice things?

I don't know :-(

Moving forward I will only deal with nice questions.

who is the babytalk gang? apart from 'blueski'?

the old ilx cru

Big Hoos is a feeling.

META: Why the babyspeak?

who are the 5 most twee posters in ilx history?

Dear Mr. ILX,

Hi chaki.

-- Mr. Que, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:30 (18 minutes ago) Link

old creepy guy is talking about me again. off my nuts, old creepy man. off.

i have never done the 'babytalk' dg you clowne

yaaah trick yaaah

dear mr ilx

can you plz point me towards a thread that has awz ally vs ethan action? that sounds sweet beef!

thx

IGNORE MEAN QUESTION MODE

*PLONK*

if you really knew the history of ilx, you'd know that people would only ask mean questions

Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuse me!

Who are some noteworthy ILX lurkers?

Name 3 Hip Hop stars who've posted to ILX?

Saul Williams, Morrissey, and Justin Hawkins of the Darkness all lurk.

Which posters came here from the Belle & Sebastian board?

Mac Dre, Nate Patrin and Ethan Padgett are hip hop stars that have posted to ILX.

Is there a Mrs. ILX?

abanana: Are you, or have you ever been, a member of sinister?

Chris: yes, she is sleeping :-D

useless

You are one of the most useless posters on ILX, it's true.

has this thread turned out better or worse than you expected?

It is perfect.

who was doompatrol?

Just some dude. A bunch of us met him.

WTF is going on in that Vampire Weekend thread? Is it Indie Bidness or something?

You can just skim it to find out. It's basically the MIA thread all over again. ILM seems to have the same kind of thread every time a band is over hyped.

Ya rly.

who is Mr. ILX?

What was the first zing on ILX?

can we also inquire about the future of ILX, like can it possible get worse than THIS?

The first zing was Melissa W zinging guitars when discussing Bombs Over Baghdad:

Still like it except for the dreadful guitars.

-- Melissa W, Tuesday, May 22, 2001 1:00 AM (6 years ago) Bookmark Link

that is surely not a zing by any stretch of the imagination

yeah if so that's a weak start
(waiting for zing follow-up)

Who is Mr. ILX

*PLONK*

Mr. ILX drops a clue.

that's a useless clue

why can i change the size of the reply box in safari and not in firefox?

Because Safari is shit.

are you mr ilx then?

Nah, my sock-puppets are much better kept secrets than this.

You can do anything if you believe hard enough.

which current US poster can best be as "anglo-scarfy?"

Gersh, you keep asking questions you already know the answers to.

How has ILX's attitude toward hats evolved over the years?

Is there anything whatsoever that all ILXors can agree upon?

who was the best poster, ever, on ilx?

what percentage of ilx is meta?

Best poster on ILX of all time thus far is George Gosset.

who was Garu G's gran?

Gersh, it's Saturday! Go take your kids to a movie or Griffith Park or something!

it's nap time

Lol for us too. Right?

; )

What was Geir's 1st post on ILM?

Who cares?

all u manz r chattin breeze. i,m lookin to do a stretch u der hackney manz, well olders r raw but youngers r mostly frontin. yeah a couple manz got blickz but hardly any youngers got buckys. Me on da other hand i am an original •••••, i ain,t like all der other niggas on road, i got a totally different mindset i go on raw but u piss me about i,ll blow ur head of ur fuckin shoulders coz i,m 16 and i have got a blickz.
-- Geir Hongro (geirhongro...), July 29th, 2002 3:02 PM. (later)

Who is/was the worst sock puppet?

Mr. ILX--

How long until you accidentally post an answer as Big Jim Swells?

Regards,
Roxymuzak

murderdogger >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Mr. ILX

7 Words Max up here^^^

do the people who bicker and insult each other routinely on the sub boards (and ile to a lesser extent) really hate each other or is it all just for show?

We would ask you all the same thing, except we don't care!

who is 'we' and who is 'you'?

philosophy, dude

what does "7 words max" mean

that was only five and a number

Lol for us too.

You = "I post on the 'big boards' only!" = "I am a James Spader-esque character in a teen drama {only not hot} and I have a letterman's jacket." We = "Are you serious? Who gives a fuck"

what does "7 words max" mean

-- max, Saturday, February 23, 2008 4:54 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Max, it is your nickname. It comes from a loving place.

7 inch max

Steve: It is all for show.

You = "I post on the 'big boards' only!" = "I am a James Spader-esque character in a teen drama {only not hot} and I have a letterman's jacket." We = "Are you serious? Who gives a fuck"

gonna need actual names here. it's for my book/paper.

xp very well, mr ilx

Mr. ILX --

What was the least publicized ILX romance in history? Any secret ones we don't know about?

Thanks,
Roxymuzak

Steve, just go here: Guess Papers Now

There are a ton but it is not my place to expose them. :-/

useless

I personally saw a hookup between 2 prominent posters at a UK FAP a couple years ago that has never been mentioned on board before.

word

Mr. ILX --

Who were they?

-Roxymuzak

Emily, you have been *PLONK*'d.

*waves to camera*

The official Roxymuzak visiting London and Dog Latin birthday ultra mega kick-arse/ass FAP thread of doom. Blue Posts Newman Street - Friday October 8th

!!!!

why does chicago kevin and laurel hate jaymc?

What? Everyone knows about that.

(xpost)

Dear Mr ILX,

How come Ally and that other guy don't post anymore?

^^^ post that had to be made

lol Dom

Ally still posts. She was all over the NFL board recently.

Ally and that other guy, RJG, both have better things to do

lol Dom

Yeah. Hilarious. *rolls eyes*

i thought so

"it's funny cos i don't know 'em"

Dear Mr. ILX

Who are

'One Guy Who Hit it and Quit it'

'Herman G. Neuname'

?

*shrug*

"it's funny cos i don't know 'em"

couldn't happen to a nicer guy

one guy = barrabas
herman = jonah

Is Controversial Colin the most controversial ILX poster ever, or was that a misnomer?

nutty nigel>>>>>controversial colin

dear mr. ilx,

why is ilx so inward-looking and self-referential? aren't there more interest things to talk about?

bell_labs

p.s. please tell me who the secret fatteys are

Calum? I would say that he is arguably the most controversial poster in the history of ILX, yes.

I Love Everything Taking Sides (in a fight): Jet Li Vs Ving Rhames Vs A Tempramental Bull Vs Nicky Wire (in a banana suit)
I Love Everything Ever been in a baked potato fight with Gary Coleman, Nicky Wire (in a big banana suit) and George Lazenby?
I Love Everything Taking Sides: Michael Bay Vs James Cameron Vs Nicky Wire (in a big banana suit)
I Love Music Which would you rather fight - Alison Moyet, a female mud wrestler that weighs 250 stone, a big swan, Bobcat Goldwaith or a Nicky Wire dressed in a banana suit?
I Love Music Nicky Wire is dressed in a banana suit and gatecrashes a party and insists on starting a fight with you. He seems a bit tipsy but nonetheless he's getting quite serious, how do you react?
I Love Music Who would you rather spend a night in the pub with? David Hasselhoff, Tim Burgess, Nicky Wire (in a banana suit) or Holly Valance?
I Love Music Who would you least like to sit next to on a long, cramped bus journey? Bjork (With wind), Shaun Ryder (Scratching his nuts) or Nikcy Wire (in a banana suit)?
I Love Music Classic or Dud: Nicky Wire in a banana suit
I Love Music If Morrissey, Michael Stipe and Nicky Wire (in a banana suit) all fell out and had a fight, who would win?
I Love Music You are at a drunken party and you end up playing strip poker with Emma Bunton, Girls Aloud, Holly Valance and Nicky Wire (in a big banana suit) - how do you cheat so Wire and you remain clothed but
I Love Music Taking Sides: The Super Furry Animals Vs A Fictional Group Featuring Eliza Dushku/ Tara Reid/ Anna Farris and Nicky Wire (in a banana suit)
I Love Music Anyone heard the new Manics single "The Love of Richard Nixon"? Why hasn't Wire dressed up in a big banana suit yet?
I Love Music Nicky Wire says White Stripes are crap. Still refuses to dress in a big banana suit
I Love Music Taking Sides: Freddy Mercury Vs Nicky Wire (in a big banana suit)
I Love Music Nicky Wire (no not in a banana suit) gets a LHF from Swansea Uni.

you had to not be there

Lindsey, there are a ton of threads that are not meta on the New Answers page.

http://blogs.zdnet.com/open-source/images/one-trick-pony-paul-simon.jpg

that was not at you, mr. ilx.

Thank you, Remy.

haw

i dont understand my nickname

what time does the bangbus get here?

gimme 5

why am i here?

Max, your nickname doesn't make much sense. I was just trying to think of some good Dick Tracy-esque nicknames for IRE/1p3 cru.

i like it a lot i just wish it meant something

maybe i should make all my posts

There ya go!

seven minutes max

exactly seven words no more no less

(that was an xpost from above post)

this is much harder than it seems

you are like the new haikunym

it doesn't have to be 7 words...it can be less! just seven words maximum

it can be less! its just 7 words max

xpost!

Who are the members of the lol britpop zing crew?

what cities has Jess lived in since 2000 in chronological order?

who has jon fucked?

Dear Mr. ILX,

Who was Jinglesource?

Answer offboard if, for political reasons, it cannot be said publicly.

Thanks,

george gossett is def. the best ever ilxor, mr ilx has got one right

does czn really live in wimbledon now??

who has jon fucked?

Surely you know better than I? I only know of 3 ILXR's that Jon has slept with. 4 if Catwon counts.

Chris, Jinglesource answer has been emailed to you.

That answer is both surprising and not surprising at the same time! I will have to dig out the mp3s and relisten with that in mind.

Someone tell me in turn!

why does chicago kevin and laurel hate jaymc?

-- chaki, Saturday, February 23, 2008 2:09 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

????????????

More like ask me anything and I'll answer what I damned well please.

Whatever happened to the late-'06 meme, "put your hands up for x"?

this thread would be better if the questions were answered by A PUPPY

otm

who was a puppy? i have theories

a puppy was nabisco

who is nabisco?

Who is Jinglesmith?

what is Jinglecore? The Shins?

history of ilx, what are the top 5 ilx feuds that i was involved in?

patrin
ally
...
oops?

J0rdan S4rgent?

When will the 'ILX: Worse than ever' white paper be made available?

Dear Mr. ILX,

What five images have been posted most frequently?

Breathlessly,

slut

.jpg

http://www.drudgesiren.com/siren.gif

http://www.bbc.co.uk/lancashire/fun_stuff/2002/08/01/alcohol270.jpg

http://www.atf.gov/kids/graphics/art_contest/dsc_554820%25.jpg

ma$e.jpg

...?

oh patsy, you have the cure for the daily blues

Dear Mr. Ilx,

Play us a tune. Something to make us all happy.

I think this one gets posted the most

http://www.google.com/BROKEIMAGE

hyper-otm

don't forget
http://www.impawards.com/2006/posters/garfield_a_tail_of_two_kitties_ver5.jpg

RIP

Is Paul McCartney a secret lurker on ILM?

Jandek has been here on a number of occasions.

-- the music mole (colin s barrow), Sunday, December 28, 2003 11:25 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

this true?

also xpost to self : proof!

Who is the most famous ILM regular?

Isn't Jandek some sort of aspie loner? ILM wd be like natural camouflage for the dude.

yeah he could be any one of us.

I would also like to know who the Jinglesmith was/is

Having seen Jandek stare at a digital camera as if it was an alien space craft I think it unlikely he spends much time webmonging.

can't believe none of y'all figured out who jinglesmith was!

it was Jandek

which countries, other than english speaking one's have representatives in ilx?

Off the top of my head: Sweden, Belgium, Finland, Netherlands, France, Norway, Estonia. There might've been a poster from Italy too, and some guy from Hungary posted on the thread about the Budapest riots a couple of years ago. There was also a poster called Chupacabra who was from some Latin American country, but that was years ago. Several ILXors have lived in Japan, but I think none of them are Japan-born.

Oh, and Daniel Rf lives in Portugal, but I think he's an English-speaker.

The foreign tongue thread.

Oh, according to the thread above Daniel is a German-speaker. I think Wintermute was German, but he's left the board ages ago.

there are more countries

These are the ones I remember, maybe you can tell us what others?

there was a poll :where are you from, but the search function doesnt work

There was a guy called "zeus" from Hungary who posted on some football threads.

Yeah, I think he was the same guy I mentioned in my previous post.

HEAVE HO

That's the guy in India?

There was someone in Spain at the time of the Madrid bombs. (And not me, I was just in town at the time and started the thread, someone was actually living there)

heave ho is from toronto

There's someone in India, I'm sure.

which long-time posters have never met any other ilxors?

Which Old ILX figures were the progenitors of style for the following Nu-ILX darlings?

Louis Jagger
Heave Ho
BIG HOOS aka the steendriver
The guy who votes in polls

how can I become famous in history of ILX?

which long-time posters have never met any other ilxors?

Garu G

luna

Garu G's gran posts, so no

I believe her handle was "Gale Deslongchamps"

P.S. I was not a puppy -- a puppy was an actual puppy. I just helped him set up his wi-fi, because he was having trouble with that.

LIES^^

tell him he should start posting again. I will campaign to rename ITR "I Love A Puppy"

xp

Wasn't Heave Ho in Pakistan, not India?

Joan Vich and Olenska (who hardly posts ever, but I know in real life) were from Spain - maybe one of them was the person aldo's referring to? There was/is a dude called Gatinha who's Portuguese.

There was also that awesome kid from Brazil, who contributed the song "Goth Chicks" to the first ILX compilation.

also a guy from Israel

yeah there was that guy from somewhere

Francis Watlington was from Puerto Rico.

specificity is the new black

Bushwick Bill was born in Jamaica.

Altho to be fair he is now in the US. Making deals.

i thought a puppy was rubbish, sorry

i hated him too

i hate dogs so much that i never opened the thread

a puppy morelike gay puppy, amirite?

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

I STRONGLY SUPPORT A PUPPY AND ALL OF HIS WORK

xpost hahahaha DO YOU SEE

So tempted to link to cankles' Chinese thread.

here puppy

http://carefulthought.files.wordpress.com/2007/04/bacon5.jpg

a puppy morelike gay puppy

uh puppy

im not falling for that agenn
last time it tasteed like glass

Certain ILXors are way-slick with production; I am impressed and plan to play close attention to their EQ tips on any future music-making threads.

-- a puppy, Monday, February 25, 2008 3:28 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

which long-time posters have never met any other ilxors?

me

I've been posting for 5+ years

Luna is not real though a few ILX'rs still maintain that she is.

I AM IN A BAND WITH OTHER PUPPIES

The ONLY thing I remember about luna is that post on the underwear thread.

she posted two pics of two different women iirc.

dont tell m.white that!

it was kind of like me going on wdyll and posting

http://tidewateralive.com/image/gabrielaubry10.jpg

and people going OMG U A MALE MODEL!>!>!11>?!

is that bob zemko?

I don't remember a puppy thread.

puppy needs to be spayed

Is Andrew Farrell the biggest cunt to post to ILX, or was there someone else?

she posted two pics of two different women iirc.

-- That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 26 February 2008 08:35 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

haha you're kidding?? And I went to the trouble of taking my own picture (not for luna obv).

Yes. Yes he was. Momus is a close second.

xpost

^^ never got ppl's prob with him xp

dude took his shirt off a lot, what else?

Tonight, on Uppity Women!

Chaki hears that someone's been breaking hearts, awards them honorary Bro status.

He hears that they're a woman.

LONG SHOT: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

(training montage)

He finds some bullshit written on a toilet wall, tattoos it on his forearm.

Using TECHNOLOGY, he tracks her to her LAIR and confronts her.

When pressured to come up with something as proof beyond "everyone knows this", he produces the bullshit.

Star of bullshit turns up, says "You all know this is bullshit, right?"

Chaki elected king of the internet.

Is that about it? Have I missed anything here?

I know this is kind of a dickish start to a sentence, but I've wondered occasionally what ILX is like since I've been gone, and it turns out that it's a place where no-one feels the need to imagine why anyone would react differently to them when being challenged.

(Also where you don't need to know what the word 'supposedly' means, Jesus Fucking Christ people it's Comprehension 101)

(deep breath)

nabisco: You've been around a long time man, you know how much people talk and how much they don't. You remember Graham, right, and how when that blew up half of ILX was going "Who, Graham? He seemed so nice!"? Stuff like "if that had somehow magically never occurred to you" is incommensurate with how ILX has always worked.

Also, you know, this is exactly the kind of stuff that you're usually very good at - you've been much fairer to discussing groups of people that you'll never meet and have no direct interest in that you have here with folk who are by internet standards standing in the same room. Unless you're saying that they're all in serious denial, then you have to take them at face value, at which point saying that people are "pointing out" stuff when all they're doing is alluding to some mysterious bullshit is working against the "I'm just being impartial" air of your posts.

I'd have thought, from when Chaki followed her from other threads to here (and I think a factor of this is that you're basically having a fight in another dorm's crash area) to keep barking at her, that it was finally going to blow up. And if it's been kept secret out of consideration for the silent and imaginary wounded, fair enough. But once it's going come out, you'll have the righteously angry on both sides, and one of them is going to end up righteously angry and wrong, so I wouldn't have started with "Bdum-tisch".

If I'm seeming to have a go at you here, I'm not intending to, it's just that you're the last person on ILX that I'd have expected to take the tone of your first few posts, so I'm wondering if I've missed some cast-iron early sign that Chaki wasn't just being a grudgy little fuck.

All the rest of y'all get half a bar.

-- Andrew Farrell, Monday, 22 October 2007 21:45 (4 months ago) Bookmark Link

so, once again, if the people you're trying to start shit with aren't even around, is it still trolling?

andrew farrell and andrew nf are two different people, gff

ok! shit, my bad

Is Andrew Farrell the biggest cunt to post to ILX, or was there someone else?

wanna put it to the vote big man?

I always had this feeling that our generation would hit 65 and sit in cozy retirement villa common rooms and do nothing but reminisce about the old days on internet message boards. Well guess what? IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING.

Mr. ILX,

Is it even possible that anyone could do as much for our civilization as chaki did when he heroically outed luna and banished the NLS/TITTWIS thread posse forever?

I met Andrew Farrell in Chicago and he was very nice. There was some exchanging of Stump records, and a picture of me and him and Sterling standing against a brick wall where we look like a bad local band.

-- not a puppy

wanna put it to the vote big man?

-- blueski, Monday, 25 February 2008 21:51 (55 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

Andrew, Momus, ithappens, who else?

Dear Mr ILX,

Please rate the following posters, from best to worse:

Darraghmac
MacDara
Darramous

hey tom i was just posting a fact and people freaked out. nothing heroic about it but spin it however you want to. for the record the biggest cunt on ilx was roger adultry.

i don't think doing your rants as a little screenplay is cunty, just way way lame. like way.

Is nabisco's music OTM?

I AM IN A BAND WITH OTHER PUPPIES

-- a puppy, Monday, February 25, 2008 3:34 PM (Monday, February 25, 2008 3:34 PM) Bookmark Link

i need to hear this band. i would go see an all puppy band any night of the week.

hey kevin i think you'd dig RAGGS they are all dogs and play simpleton rock like you listen to.
http://static.flickr.com/52/168692916_728b14dfa8.jpg

no, but as always, thanks for thinking of me chaki.

that band looks awesome

http://fusionanomaly.net/sleepermynameisragswoof.jpg

just tryin to help out a bro

Luna is not real though a few ILX'rs still maintain that she is.

-- Mr. ILX

Hi Chaki you forgot to switch IDs. Just tryin to help out a bro...

chaki I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to Mr. ILX.

which thread was the luna outing again?

wait what?!? omg now I'm confuesedd

whenever someone talks about me on ilx my spidey senses start to tingle and i feel the need to defend myself.

im not saying that chaki isnt mr. ilx but if he was trying to post as chaki and posted as mr.ilx by accident it wouldn't have been with capitalization and punctuation. just saying.

because he could never possibly be capable of writing in two different styles

oh wait where are my capital letters and punctuation

http://www.weltfunk.net/Smileys/default/iiam.gif

if chaki was mr. ilx, mr. ilx would probably be funnier

chaki wouldn't have ducked out of answering the mean questions.

if chaki was funnier he'd have no need for sock puppets

if chaki was Mr. ILX, Mr. ILX would be singing weezer songs

this thread is really terrible, but more discussion and crankiness about the luna thing will in fact actually make it worse, so never say never guys

hey i do prince and misfits too.

what happened to momus?

yakuza got him

more threads by puppy please

NO

a puppy lovers vs. a puppy haters is a divide that threatens to tear ilx apart

http://theblessednetwork.com/puppylove.gif

what happened to the lex? I went away for a few months and then suddenly everyone's like the lex RIP.

He is currently hanging out in Frank Kogan's top friends on Myspace along side some teenage girls.

outrageous :o

Dear Mr ILX,

Which famous ILX posters have been accused of liking the kiddies?

kogan, kenan, tuomas...?

ihttp://www.thestagcompany.com/Flash/soundboard/old-man.jpg

http://www.thestagcompany.com/Flash/soundboard/old-man.jpg

which famous ilx posters have been accused of being fatteys

Mr ILX, please list top 10 male and female ilxors in terms of consensual hotness.

(in part an attempt to balance the fattey request)

needs updating :/

Poll Results
the schef (adam schefter ha ha) 15
ILX System 9
Masonic Boom 8
Trayce 5
sanskrit 5
Geir Hongro 5
Rubyredd 5
river wolf 5
tehresa 4
jergïns 4
Abbott 4
Beth Parker 4
KitCat 4

lol @ ilx system

I'm not going to participate in this crap regarding hotness and fatness.

SOME people just don't take those polls seriously

what is consensual hotness sound intersting

fat hotness
hot fatness

For some reason, Tombot's post there just makes me want carnitas.

Ally vs Ethan
Kate ST.C vs JW
Kate ST.C vs Marcello
Kate ST.C vs Doomie
Kate ST.C vs Ms. Misery

-- Mr. ILX, Saturday, 23 February 2008 17:38 (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

DAER Mr. ILX,
Why U FORGET JAYZ-VS-NASTRADAMOUSE

Mr. ILX,

Is it even possible that anyone could do as much for our civilization as chaki did when he heroically outed luna and banished the NLS/TITTWIS thread posse forever?

-- El Tomboto

ms misery is back

why, yes, and furthermore m. white just posted, do you really think I don't pay attention?

Name 3 Hip Hop stars who've posted to ILX?

-- Noodle Vague, Saturday, 23 February 2008 18:02 (3 days ago) Link

Not hip hop per say, but assuming this is valid, then its pretty noteworthy. IMMENSELY NSFW IF YOU LOOK AT THE FULL THREAD

i thought omar was trying to out Tombot as a Ms Misery clone

that would be a totally insidious disguise

WAIT WHAT TOMBOT IS FAKE OMG

THIS IS EXPLAIN WHY WHEN I CAME TO VISIT HIM IN BOSTON THEN HE SAID SORRY I CANT MEET U CAUSE MY LAUNDRY IS NOT QUITE DRY AND I BELIEVED HIM ;_; ;_; ;_;

HE SAID HE HAD AN AWESOME NOSE !

Fake, all fake. I have a friend who saw "Tombot" at "his" place of work, and he is really a 47 year old woman with a bad weave.

i for one would like to see a good weave

Tombot is real. And awesome.

SNAP OUT OF IS QUE I KNOW ITS HARD TO KNOW YOUVE BEEN TOOKEN

U MUST LET THE HEALING BEGIN

its really over the line of gear and jhø to come into my thread and accuse a good friend of mine of being fake

ASK YRSELF MAX DID U EVERY BUY TOM EXPENSIVE TEENAGE MUTANT TURTLES COMICBOOKS OFF EBAYS?

see now youve scared tom away

TOM IS A PAK OF FAKERY

tombat has emailed me and he is v v upset about these accusations

his myspace page and livejournal are gone

IS IT TRUE THAT TOM IS TRUELY HEAVE HO?!

I will miss Tombat ]':

He didn't seem very hurt. More like "Shit I'm exposed better run away instead of explaining anything."

otm

he's probably out smoking a cigarette. he'll be back

wau did u guys think tombot was the only hardman in the world to never ever have been photographed with his transformers?

I'm just saying.

I HAVE TO CHEW SOME GUM AND THINK ABT STUFF

the greatest trick the devil ever pulled etc

Wait, I thought I was you.

And Calum was me, and Momus was Calum.

has there been a song written yet called "While I Was AFK"

I hear Tombot is like, orca fat

this is about a former ilxor who left on account of the events described:

XXXX XXXXX (11:42:21 AM): he told me all about it when he was in the middle of it. ok, he msged me and had to tell someone, needed another perspective. and he said, this might seem weird, but tombot and i are in LOVE. so he went on to tell me about how they'd been involved online and on the phone for quite a while, and then he wanted to meet him of course. when he was telling me about this, he kept talking about how he wanted to keep it all a secret. anyway, he spent ALL HIS MONEY (he was unemployed) on a trip to NY. he was staying with friends, but really the trip was to meet tombot. he of course was all "excited" to see him and finally be together and all that shit. he "drove up" from DC. he got there, called his cell phone, he NEVER ANSWERED for the full five days he was there. and then told him afterwards that his phone had been locked in his trunk by mistake! he was so snowed that he believed him. BUT he tried calling him from a friend's cell once during that time, and he answered. then pretended to be someone else and disconnected.

^^^this story is otm, i heard the same thing

there are a million stories like this ppl, get with it

this thread is full of misinformation and hearsay

has there been a song written yet called "While I Was AFK"

http://pinback-afk-mp3-download.kohit.net/_/579816/mp3player.php?single=1&tellafriend=http://Pinback-Afk-mp3-download.kohit.net/_/579816&id=579816

I heard Tombot was Graham in disguise.

i heard his real name is really tammybot for reals

is there anything more real on the internet than mod privs?

and bang bus, obv

tammybot has gone off the internet because of me

Now he's going to threaten to delete ilx unless we buy him dvds.

"the complete tyra banks show"

Mama's Family, season 2

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517N4GW05NL._SS500_.jpg

and an apogee duet

(comin' late to all this fun o' the fair, rubbeth eyes and wonders aloud)
Oh! and I thoughtst that God was back!...

bangbus is a 'shop, pixels.

I just clicked on the Dolly Parton: Classic or Hyperclassic thread, and this thread opened.

So, if you know everything about ILX and the Internet...

How do I search for U2 threads?
How am I supposed to keep track of everybody changing their ILX username every month or so?

a) "Bono"
b) jaymc.xls

plug "site:ilxor.com u2" into google

Wow! Thanks!

That really should go into the FAQ.

We are all Mr. ILX! u_u

tru

Mr. ILX-

was killy really a babe?

Mr ILX, here's something you never knew:

I know who you are.

Mr ILX, sir -- where is God, the one that has Its own thread and everything?

Dear Mr. ILX:
who has the most/longest entries on jaymc.xls?

How am I supposed to keep track of everybody changing their ILX username every month or so?

But no one actually does this anymore.

gr8080 - No, not really.

things i didn't invent:
otm

thus falls the palace of lies

mark s just killed you with guns

how does that feel mr. ilx

when come back bring pie

Old ILX memes: not as good as 442.

geezers kiosk

lol

Yeah, I was wrong about OTM. It was S. Mark not Mark S. Sorry, everyone!

I have been wondering, what does "NB" stand for?

NB, usually followed by a colon and some sort of amendment or disclaimer.

Not this again!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nota_bene

http://www.google.com/search?q=NB

OMG! Not having to answer a question again!!!!

Also, thanks. I don't know how it is that I haven't run into this outside of ILX.

I think it is more a britishes thingamabob like such as "CV" and "GB" instead of "resume" or "America"

i was just gonna say, first time i encountered it was about 12 years ago when someone from the british office in my company used it. it does pop up over here, just not that much

who is the tallest female ilxor (besides jess)

I think KitCat has that one

isn't nijoli tall?

she's 5'9", exactly the same as me, stop being obsessed with our height gershy, GOD!

i thought you said she was taller on that thread, guess i'm as all-knowing as Mr. ILX ; )

Haha -- a couple years back there was a really annoying and embarrassing tendency for Chilxors to "line up by" age and/or height. Sarah did not always wind up tallest.

No NB in the US, wtf?! It's like oxygen here.

who is the shortest dude?

ronan, golf raver

mr ilx,

has a midget ever posted to ilx?

does aja count

mr. ilx,

on which thread did chaki out luna?

^^^ THIS

If you have to ask...

^cop out

i'm not mr. ilx, but i know the answer
Not location specific, No rules: Welcome to ILX heaven

That thread hurts me in the heart :(

what happened on ilx today?

where did allyzay get the name "the schef (adam schefter ha ha ha)"?

from the nfl network reporter adam schefter

holy shit the first google image result for adam schefter is the photoshopped time cover hosted on jhoshea's site ^_^

which poster has had the most threads started about them?

Momus

dom i count 36 threads started about you or directed to you

i thought it would be louis jagger but there are "only" 24 threads devoted to him

i counted 28 about jagger

we're all gershys now

maybe there are threads with some sort of googleproofing in the title, i find it hard to believe there are only that many

are watercooler threads 'about' kate?

I found about 150 for Momus and about 160 for Ned Raggett.

jesus

this is like when you find out how much money 'gone with the wind' made in theaters and yr like 'whatever,' then adjust for inflation and realize how many people actually went to the movies back in the day

except instead of movies its threads about momus

dom i count 36 threads started about you or directed to you

-- max, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:08 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

34 of these were started by King Boy Pato, right?

39 threads which are darni3lle or mountain goats related

I can't imagine there's anyone with more threads than Ned, though. Which makes sense, since he's been a pretty high-profile poster from the very beginning.

Number of threads that mention both Ned and Dan in the title: 4.

I Love Everything Fat girls vs. skinny girls thread for ETHAN
I Love Everything Happy Birthday, Ethan!!!!!
I Love Everything ethan & momus
I Love Everything My life sucks, buy me gifts. (ETHAN AND ANTHONY STAY OUT OF THIS THREAD THANKS)
I Love Everything Idaho, US (yeah, right! nice try ethan)
I Love Everything Is Ethan Satan?
I Love Everything ETHAN IS BRILLIANT
I Love Everything would ethan sleep with eminem ?
I Love Everything Do (J)jess harvell and (E)ethan hate fun?
I Love Everything i miss ethan
I Love Everything does ethan p have a blog of any sorts?
I Love Music Taking Sides: Ethan Vs. Nate Patrin
Moderator Request Forum My life sucks, buy me gifts. (ETHAN AND ANTHONY STAY OUT OF THIS THREAD THANKS)
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar I AM NOSTALGIC 4 ETHAN TRIPE
I Must Protest! ban the real trolls: cutty and ethan blount
Ask Chaki! Strongest period of Ethan Trife's ilx work
Ask Chaki! !!!!!!!!!!!! ETHAN PLS TAKE PIC OF U WITH MADAME!!!!!
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar hey what's up ethan thread

Idaho, US (yeah, right! nice try ethan)

Counted about 35 for Ally.

(Had to subtract the Ally C00k threads.)

I Love Everything please send chaki to mexico!!!!
I Love Everything Give honour and regard unto Chaki!
I Love Everything chaki in king arthur's court
I Love Everything What songs should Chaki do for Karaoke tonight?!
I Love Everything I have been touched by the grace of Chaki -- I now own two Chaki buttons!
I Love Everything Rock Out on Your Birthday, Chaki
I Love Everything Los Angeles FAP on Saturday the 12th -- CHAKI ROCK
I Love Everything this is the thread where I tell Chaki how much I love his version of "When U Were Mine"
I Love Everything chaki show tonight 11/14/03
I Love Everything Happy Birthday, Chaki!
I Love Music shameless promotion: chaki show tonight.
I Love Music christmas message from chaki
I Love Music come chat with chaki on dalnet #ilx
I Love Music Chaki Meets Prince. Review 4/19/02
I Love Music please send chaki to mexico!!!
I Love Music HYPE: Chaki show monday Nov 4th Los Angeles, Ca
I Love Music why dont people 'get' chaki?!?!
I Love Music Axl's hilariously funny apology letter where he blames Buckethead with Chaki comments
I Love Music RFI: Mariachi/ Ranchero music HELP CHAKI!!!
I Love Music Deathbomb Arc Tape Club Year 2 feat. Thurston Moore, Chaki and others
I Rate Everything how I escribe to ask cHaki postcard?
Ask Chaki! chaki what is a good way to cook prawns?
Ask Chaki! Dear Chaki . . .
Ask Chaki! Chaki, I have many questions...
Ask Chaki! what is the best live prince dvd or video, chaki?
Ask Chaki! Chaki, you so crazy!
Ask Chaki! Chaki, is "real" communication possible between a man and a woman, or will we always fumble for meaning; consigned to fits and starts?
Ask Chaki! Chaki, do we dream things before they happen?
Ask Chaki! Chaki, what is the best thing about the Valley?
Ask Chaki! Chaki, your name isn't pronounced like 'khaki', right?
Ask Chaki! chaki did u leave friendster for good, and why ?
Ask Chaki! Chaki - I have heard a rumour...
Ask Chaki! Animated Chaki!
Ask Chaki! Do you love me Chaki?
Ask Chaki! Chaki, why does my dad wear Speedos?
Ask Chaki! chaki, did you know parts of the big lebowski were filmed in simi valley?
Ask Chaki! hey chaki...
Ask Chaki! why did you change your AIM handle Chaki?
Ask Chaki! Chaki, why is rent in Burbank so expensive?
Ask Chaki! Chaki, why is it so easy to hate oneself, but so difficult to love oneself?
Ask Chaki! chaki did you get singed?
Ask Chaki! IS CHAKI REALLY AS "COOL" AS HE PURPORTS TO BE
Ask Chaki! Chaki: "Pussy Control" or "Darling Nikki"?
Ask Chaki! CHAKI IS DREAMY!!!!!!!!!!
Ask Chaki! Dear Chaki
Ask Chaki! Chaki, pimp my ride...
Ask Chaki! Chaki, are you grime?
Ask Chaki! chaki what is your favorite vegetable?
Ask Chaki! The name "Chaki"
Ask Chaki! Dear Chaki!
Ask Chaki! Goodbye, ASK CHAKI
Ask Chaki! ON THAT SUBLIME THREAD OH CHAKI YR MY #1 ON THAT SUBLIME THREAD OH CHAKI YR MY #1 ON THAT SUBLIME THREAD OH CHAKI YR MY #1 ON THAT SUBLIME THREAD OH CHAKI YR MY #1 ON THAT SUBLIME THREAD
Ask Chaki! how I escribe to ask cHaki postcard?
Moderator Request Forum today's lock: problem, chaki?
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar TEH CHAKI
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar If Chaki were any line in the Bible, it would be "Go forth and be fruitful"
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar i think i'm being stalked by a chaki
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar OFFICIAL CHAKI TRIBUTE THREAD
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar CHAKI YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE
Ask Chaki! hi dere welcome to new ask chaki!
Ask Chaki! dear chaki
Ask Chaki! CHAKI FOR PRESIDETN
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar UNBAN CHAKI
Ask Chaki! Chaki, What's Drinks?
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar cutty vs. chaki
I Rate Everything San Fernando picture thread for chaki
Ask Chaki! Chaki, do you have a doppelgänger?
Ask Chaki! EVERYONE SEND YOUR PRAYERS AND GOOD THOUGHTS TO CORY "CHAKI" SKLAR.
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar chaki tell me a funny story about this ddude
Ask Chaki! chaki awesome song of the day download
Ask Chaki! Chaki, what's your favorite Ornette record?
Ask Chaki! chaki why u bring to light sad trooothss
Ask Chaki! chaki waht kind of drink will u buy me at PRINS THOMAS?
Ask Chaki! Dear Chaki, I Need Help
Ask Chaki! BEST THREAD ON ASK CHAKI!: Part ONE - The Nominations
Ask Chaki! hey chaki what are you voting for in the BEST THREAD ON ILX poll?
Ask Chaki! Banned from ask chaki
Ask Chaki! Download the CHAKI & THE MYSTIC DEFENDER ALBUM for free!!!
De Subjectivisten Ask Chaki!
I Rate Everything post pictures of people who are not Chaki
Ask Chaki! dear chaki again
Ask Chaki! chaki motivational chatz log
Ask Chaki! Chaki, u so awesome.
I Rate Everything hey chaki
I Rate Everything chaki take me dancing
I Rate Everything RUNA CHAKI
Ask Chaki! chaki can you get on aim?
Ask Chaki! Dear Chaki, did you know you had such devoted fans in Russia?
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar chaki in LA vs. chaki in SF
1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 this is the thread where we discus why we are banned from ask chaki
Moderator Request Forum pls unban gr8080 from ask chaki
Ask Chaki! Congratulations to ASK CHAKI!
I Love Everything THIS IS THE THREAD WHERE WE ARE JUST ABOUT BOTHERED TO ASK WHY WE ARE BANNED FROM ASK CHAKI
Ask Chaki! Suggest ways of increasing currently burgeoning Chaki/Banrique beef
Ask Chaki! what do you think makes chaki so cranky all the time?
Ask Chaki! ASK CHAKI THREAD COVERING THE EMO VIOLENCE IN MEXICO
Ask Chaki! retarded meta threads on 1p3 - should they stay there or get moved to ask chaki
1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 I don't read "Ask Chaki"!!
Ask Chaki! chaki, thread police

I Love Everything Happy Birthday Simon Trife
I Love Everything My workmate is wearing a t-shirt with TRIFE written on the front
I Love Everything Do trife bitches love money as much as everyone says?
I Love Everything Friends call me Gunz, sons call me trife, Cause I'm quick to slide off and slide this dick up in your wife
I Love Music I, Phantom (do not read if you are s. trife esq.)
I Love Music s trife do you like "BAKER STREET?"
I Love Music The S Trife Dance Primer
I Love Music s trife and jess harvell for all your haberdashery needs?
I Love Music A logistical beatdown for s trife and his paranoid delusions.
I Love Music Well, well, well: Jess (Strongo), James (Nnn Oooh) and Trife - I'm making your cards.
I Love Music 's trife' has invaded momus momus momus!
I Love Music OFFICIAL TRIFE/HULKINGTON BEST OF THE 90s MIX
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar s trife: noize board progenitor, errant corny indie fuq, man out of time, c or d?

only 15 for nabisco/[nabisco]

Wow.

48 for Alex in NYC.

I Love Music Well, well, well: Jess (Strongo), James (Nnn Oooh) and Trife - I'm making your cards.

http://www.cushcity.com/images/0433960509.jpg

20 for me:

I Love Everything Congratulations to JAYMC
I Love Everything jaymc is in a band!
I Love Everything Jaymc comes to SF Mar. 4-13
I Love Everything Happy Birthday Jaymc
I Love Everything People who are dicks part 4: jaymc
I Love Everything Jaymc tells you what celebrity you look like
I Love Everything Jaymc in NYC 10/14-10/17
I Love Everything Jaymc
I Love Everything People who have dicks part 2: jaymc
I Love Everything ASK JAYMC
I Love Music 15-year-old Jaymc rants about the increasing homogeneity of alt-rock radio
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar JAYMC, did you text me?
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar LESSONS IN CUSTOMER SERVICE [a/k/a WHEN I FIND OUT WHO IS UNBANNING JAYMC, YOU DEAD SUCKA]
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar JAYMC
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar WHOIS: THE JAYMC UNDOES YOUR BRA(H) THRED
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar AMERICA'S NEXT JAYMC (WAS: noizers leaving on a high note :/)
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar JAYMC COUNTERMEASURES
Idiot Thread Repository Let's contribute to jaymc.xls by listing everything/body that ILX has determined is racist
I Love Everything ILX's jaymc I have a super creepy question for you
Ask Chaki! Jaymc sanctuary

I Love Everything Will the real Pleasant Plains please step forward.
I Love Everything Happy Birthday PLEASANT PLAINS!!
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar PLEASANT PLAINS
I Love Everything 50 reasons why Sunny Successor + Pleasant Plains’ kid refuses to be born
I Love Everything Ask Pleasant Plains
1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 Ask Pleasant Plains

That first one is still my favorite.

There are about 76 hits for "jon" and "jon williams" -- probably more if the search engine could work with "JW."

jaymc = Mr. Ilx

I didn't start the thread, if that's what you're getting at.

Gygax!/Shasta = 56

Also 56 for Geir Hongro.

0

Around 70 for various iterations of Jess/Harvell/Strongo.

It's sort of an interesting measure of who on ILX is considered a CHARACTER.

sort of

it's just awesome and a lot of fun

a logistical beatdown of amusement!!

I Love Everything ts: Noise Board vs. Lord Custos Epsilon
I Love Everything where is Lord Custos?
I Love Music Whats the most overrated/underated album of the 80's? (Lord Custos)
I Love Music L.Custos - Thread revival C or D?
Moderator Request Forum I Resent Being Compared To Lord Custos
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar lord custos tribute thread
All Noise Dude Summertime Fun Board and Pickle Bar Songs where it's fun to say CUSTOS in place of the actual lyrics
Ask Chaki! CUSTOS CUSTOS CUSTOS

I Love Music ghostface boo-hoos
I Love Everything Happy Birthday HOOS!
I Love Everything BIG HOOS AKA THE STEENDRIVER: A THREAD FOR SELF-MOTIVATION
I Love Everything what other kinds of people can HOOS kick out of his hotel?
I Love Music Songs where it's fun to say HOOS in place of the actual lyrics
1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 Big Hoos the OTMarker
I Love Everything Attn: Poster Big Hoos aka The Steendriver
I Love Everything what kind of computer should a hoos get
I Rate Everything hoos international
I Love Everything curious. anagrams for ' BIG HOOS aka the steendriver'
I Love Everything the thread where HOOS pitches/solicits ideas for "art responses" in his contemporary art class
net art I Love BIG HOOS
Idiot Thread Repository petition to make BIG HOOS aka the steendriver the mod of net art
I Love Music BIG HOOS you LOOS BIG
1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 Ask a Hoos.
1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 the hoos is posting like crazy because he is at work thread
Ask Chaki! Jordan S, Deej and Hoos super jackoff sesh
Curtis's borad Collective name for the deej/Reverend/Jordan S/HOOS quartet
1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 BIG HOOS aka the steendriver's pet fish blog
1 pWN 3v3Ry+h1n G!!!1 a poll for the naming of HOOS' FISH
I Love Everything Should a HOOS shave his head?

dear mr ilx

whatever happened to the va tech shooting thread? was gonna bump in memoriam but tis nowhere to be found. not even in the sandbox.

Multiple shooting at Virginia Tech university

half of the ones about hoos were started by him tho

Who is the guy in the shade shifting tie, as mentioned thrice by Ken L. in 2005?

k/l (Ken L) wrote this on thread Who is the sexiest man on this board? on board I Love Everything on Oct 3, 2005

He just posted a few minutes ago although, in his modesty, he named someone else. If you ever saw a picture of him in his famous shade-shifting tie though, which they say no female creature can resist...

k/l (Ken L) wrote this on thread AMG goes haywire? on board I Love Music on Nov 14, 2005

I am now possessed by the bizarre thought that when I visit AMG, I will see myriad copies of the famous image of The Man In The Shadeshifting Tie.

Ken L (Ken L) wrote this on thread please delete this post oh my god on board Moderator Request Forum on May 4, 2005

At the very least he should delete all those photos of that fellow with the shadeshifting tie.

ned posted a wdyll a long time ago that sparked an argument over whether his tie was blue or purple iirc

prompt response! thank you crut.

Here's the image in question:

http://kuci.org/~nraggett/nedwedding.jpg

My favourite moment was when the "tie" meme crossed over with the "imagine your pet in full military regalia" meme, with someone posting a pic where a pile of pancakes had replaced Ned in that suit.

It looks blue to me now, but I swear back then I thought it was purple! Has the image changed with the passing of years, or have I?

Oh, I know that pic.

I don't care if Ned's tie is black, blue, purple...

The important thing is the precious neck it is tied around.

That's a hell of a way to talk about his victims