Rejected parody threads

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"Xenophonic Workmates" - a thread about workmates who keep marching into and out of the Tigris-Euphrates valley.

DV (dirtyvicar), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:40 (seventeen years ago) link

'Fiend Envy' - a thread about two citizens of hell and their competetive friendship.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:41 (seventeen years ago) link

Xylophonic Workmates

"I'll have those astronomical findings for you first thing tomorrow Mr Moore"

2 american 4 u (blueski), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:42 (seventeen years ago) link

New James Bond=Danny Boy. How a hardcore teague became a symbol of the British Secret Service.

accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

'Saddam Hussein Sentenced to Death by Banging' - he will be buggered to death by Americans.

Darramouss (Darramouss ftw), Monday, 6 November 2006 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

On the mod request forum:

BAN KI-MOON

The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:00 (seventeen years ago) link

thread to create Brand new TV programmes with suspiciously familiar titles - a thread to invent tvgohome style tv show parodies in the hope that Jo or Russel Brand will then front them

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Rejected parotty threads - a place to suggest titles for theoretical threads about all things parrot related

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Thursday, 9 November 2006 13:32 (seventeen years ago) link

Unrestricted Emigration - classic or dud (after all, we saw what happened to East Germany, eh?)

DV (dirtyvicar), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Vicar ... I don't get it!

the pinefox (the pinefox), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Nominate New Trolls for ILE/ILX 2.0

Django Blowhardt (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 9 November 2006 18:59 (seventeen years ago) link

one year passes...

Guess The Shitty (pix of various animal stools...who's the culprit?)

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:34 (fifteen years ago) link

hate myself for laughing at that

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link

kinda hate myself for posting it

100 tons of hardrofl beyond zings (Just got offed), Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link

there may be hope for you yet

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 14 October 2008 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

four months pass...

Your Favorite Octuplets of the Moment, You Contrarian-Ass Mutha!

harry s tfuman (and what), Friday, 20 February 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link

one year passes...

wild bore

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 19:50 (thirteen years ago) link

richard dawkins: petty?

call all destroyer, Monday, 6 December 2010 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

vintage boggle scores that box

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:32 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bigbenmanagement.com/

nakhtar donetsk (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:33 (thirteen years ago) link

knew they'd pull thru

best poster with ten-letter single-word username (acoleuthic), Wednesday, 8 December 2010 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link

Do you "know" anyone in prison? (The conjugal visit thread)

buzza, Monday, 20 December 2010 21:16 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bands that enlarge you

buzza, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 21:46 (thirteen years ago) link

Bans that enrage you

Aerosol, Wednesday, 5 January 2011 22:08 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

future of ~the clarinet~

bows don't kill people, arrows do (Jordan), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

shd totally have done that

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3304/3577015367_0c0f9c280e_z.jpg

Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Monday, 21 February 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

WINTER'S BONER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJ-syLh4JV0

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:02 (thirteen years ago) link

(rejected because slocki made that obv joke on the orig thread)

idgi fridays (blueski), Monday, 21 February 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, 10 March 2011 16:33 (thirteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"This is the Thread Where I Ask You What Bands/Records Sound Like Even Tho It Wd Be a Piece of Piss to Look Them Up on Youtube/Google/Etc"

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:23 (thirteen years ago) link

Shit That Looks Like An Onion But Isn't

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:41 (thirteen years ago) link

"Tom" Cruise! - cute guys named Tom that you have seen/met/hooked up w

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:42 (thirteen years ago) link

Fit -Ness Chicks - hot girls from Loch Ness, Van Ness, Inverness, etc

VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 26 March 2011 00:47 (thirteen years ago) link

^would read all of these^

Noel Coward's soul is mine (CharlieS), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Babies whose artistic peak was their last fart has new answers

― HOOStory is back. Fasten your steenbelts. (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Thursday, March 10, 2011 4:33 PM (2 weeks ago) Bookmark

i made me lol

Godspeed HOOS! Black Steendriver (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 26 March 2011 01:40 (thirteen years ago) link

Do you sleep with people with the lights on or in darkness?

a SB-in' artist that been in the game for a minute (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 26 March 2011 08:57 (thirteen years ago) link

Wouldn't Have Smashed- vintage notties famous or not

estela, Saturday, 26 March 2011 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link

bad ska punk

patrice wil$on is my favorite rapper (history mayne), Friday, 1 April 2011 13:40 (thirteen years ago) link

it's not exactly a parody, but I just can't bring myself to start a "memorable posts by regular or semi-regular ilxors who have only ever made one memorable post" thread.

(inspired by Samuel Johnson's idea of collecting bon mots by people who had never said more than one bon mot)

administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:42 (thirteen years ago) link

bad ska punk

no such thing, sorry

dayo, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:51 (thirteen years ago) link

fucking shame there isn't a cental european thermal springs based resort with a similar name employable for parody thread purposes

The Geirogeirgegege (nakhchivan), Tuesday, 5 April 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link

"10(+) dental hygienists I have been thinking about"

Darin, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link

What does it mean for someone to have "a butt that won't quilt"?

★ The Pistns ★ Miss You Sheed ★ (dayo), Saturday, 9 April 2011 11:58 (thirteen years ago) link

London Wee Emergency

university buildings are always a good bet

bantonio banderas (history mayne), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 10:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Guess the Titty

dayo, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link

one month passes...

Do you relate deeply to lemonparty.jpg?

buzza, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:19 (twelve years ago) link

Sirens sounded, they seemed drownded: THE ILM RAP MUSIC OF THE GODS ALL TIME 100 GREATEST ALBUMS OFFICIAL THREAD THAT WHINEY G IS BANNED FROM

sarahel, Friday, 3 June 2011 17:22 (twelve years ago) link

A dual tribute to the iltmi and ile polls How often do you masturbate/How do you wipe your butt. Decided against it because some wankers here would only moan again, about how they don't think anything I post is funny.

How do you masturbate? (poll answers: the options from the wipe yr butt poll)

- From behind, front to back
- Between the legs, back to front
- From behind, back to front
- Between the legs, front to back

StanM, Friday, 3 June 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

"tart beats meat and hates it"

Latham Green, Friday, 3 June 2011 19:11 (twelve years ago) link

"are you parents metal?"

Though, guess that could be a misreading too!

hungry man, I don't want pizza (jel --), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:17 (twelve years ago) link

typophobia (a picture thread?)

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:27 (twelve years ago) link

typophobia (a pciture thraed?)

Gary Numan, or Gary Fletcher (ken c), Friday, 3 June 2011 19:28 (twelve years ago) link

handjobs to "friday" by rebecca black

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link

Coulrophobia: (A Picture Thread?)

It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:21 (twelve years ago) link

remember zings?

an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:22 (twelve years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Please don't poll _____ again

j/k lacan (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 June 2011 15:26 (twelve years ago) link

ILX: What year did you start posing?

onimho (dayo), Friday, 24 June 2011 13:24 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

people whose mere absence from a record makes you wanna buy the record

why delonge face? (unregistered), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:21 (twelve years ago) link

considered that one

graveshitwave (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

or "whose mere presence makes you not wanna buy the record"

graveshitwave (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 July 2011 20:25 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Pit Ponies: What's the Appeal?

Aimless, Friday, 2 September 2011 16:27 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

Mitch Mitchell vs John Bonham

really don't need to create mitch mcconnell vs john boehner here

honest weights, square dealings (schlump), Sunday, 9 October 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link

six months pass...

Socks That Are Both Hilarious And Absolutely Gorgeous

buzza, Monday, 7 May 2012 04:48 (eleven years ago) link

Images for sunny river - Report images

sarahell, Monday, 7 May 2012 05:29 (eleven years ago) link

i miss parody threads

the aower of aussy (electricsound), Monday, 7 May 2012 05:30 (eleven years ago) link

can we give some love to the ladies of the 30's/40's that aren't receiving any hitler kisses?

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:12 (eleven years ago) link

the most important erection of your lifetime

call all destroyer, Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

I could see that as a 1000-post oversharing thread on ILTMI.

barman's bar mitz (unregistered), Thursday, 17 May 2012 16:25 (eleven years ago) link

Bands where the best musician is the racist

Cyders from Mars (Noodle Vague), Friday, 25 May 2012 07:38 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Whose "Nude Erection" will outrage fans more?

Jesu swept (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2012 09:23 (eleven years ago) link

Ideas For ILXXX

toandos, Friday, 8 June 2012 15:31 (eleven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Screw the Hatters, this will be an awesome summer to be in Luton

mr-c-on-deadmau5-complete-wanker (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:11 (eleven years ago) link

tip of the hat

dis civilization and its contents (nakhchivan), Sunday, 1 July 2012 13:47 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

the most important erection of your life

kanye shiwen (dayo), Thursday, 9 August 2012 18:33 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to liveblog

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Tuesday, 28 August 2012 22:08 (eleven years ago) link

Defend the Indefensible: Cockaigne

Einstürzende Joebarton (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Tuesday, 4 September 2012 15:09 (eleven years ago) link

let's have a thread about snug lasses

how's life, Thursday, 6 September 2012 15:57 (eleven years ago) link

"figured out how to liveblog" shd've been made imo

Une ville musulmane dans la Chine du Nord sous les Mongols (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 September 2012 16:29 (eleven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

no way ska

stURGEON & musKEY (how's life), Friday, 21 September 2012 00:07 (eleven years ago) link

the right be too fat

A.R.R.Y. Kane (nakhchivan), Thursday, 27 September 2012 14:43 (eleven years ago) link

Dead Poodle 2012

die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:37 (eleven years ago) link

Would Future Smash: celebrity couples destined to produce beautiful offspring

frogbs, Friday, 28 September 2012 22:41 (eleven years ago) link

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

die face down in some dude's pool (how's life), Friday, 28 September 2012 22:46 (eleven years ago) link

fuck artists you don't folk with

50 miles of lmao room (unregistered), Saturday, 29 September 2012 18:56 (eleven years ago) link

physical music non-purchasers: how do you sleep?

thread lock holiday (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 October 2012 16:43 (eleven years ago) link

if you could push a button and get toast, would you?

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 12 October 2012 17:18 (eleven years ago) link

^ best

Autumn Almanac, Friday, 12 October 2012 20:36 (eleven years ago) link

Songs where you can "hear the join"

(i.e. songs that feature the sound of a toilet flushing)

乒乓, Monday, 15 October 2012 15:37 (eleven years ago) link

do you mean "hear the john"?

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Monday, 15 October 2012 15:42 (eleven years ago) link

hahahaha dayo

the late great, Monday, 15 October 2012 15:43 (eleven years ago) link

yes xp :(

乒乓, Monday, 15 October 2012 15:44 (eleven years ago) link

Could also be songs that feature the sound of a man paying for sex.

borscht and bikinis (how's life), Monday, 15 October 2012 16:17 (eleven years ago) link

everybody on ilx complains about raggett

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2012 20:47 (eleven years ago) link

lol

suggest butt (Pillbox), Monday, 15 October 2012 21:37 (eleven years ago) link

both an observation and an invitation iirc

the oft-posited third fisherman (darraghmac), Monday, 15 October 2012 21:41 (eleven years ago) link

Bands with two gingers

itt: 'splaining men (ledge), Friday, 26 October 2012 08:55 (eleven years ago) link

request access to 77 broads

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 5 November 2012 13:14 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Shhh Said by Every Librarian Ever

buzza, Friday, 4 January 2013 01:58 (eleven years ago) link

already covered : (

buzza, Friday, 4 January 2013 02:00 (eleven years ago) link

four weeks pass...

should there be more tripping or less tripping?

Aimless, Friday, 1 February 2013 02:03 (eleven years ago) link

barking: does it come easily to you?

乒乓, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:06 (eleven years ago) link

List of overrated Brands

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

(another Russell Brand thread)

frogbs, Monday, 11 February 2013 22:07 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Vacuous Things That Make You Un-Nationally Irie

(?)

space phwoar (Hurting 2), Monday, 18 March 2013 19:03 (eleven years ago) link

Good Internet Porn Habits

sleepingbag, Monday, 18 March 2013 19:05 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Post the words "The Beatles" ITT

the league against cool sports (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 May 2013 10:21 (ten years ago) link

LOL

how's life, Thursday, 30 May 2013 10:26 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

The great red wine regions of Australia: A poll

Aimless, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:37 (ten years ago) link

that would be a reasonable follow-up thread, not parodic

rejected parody thread would be when ilx iterates the format beyond tenability and some wag follows the spain, italy and usa threads with 'great tonic wine regions of scotland'

Devon, surely

乒乓, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:48 (ten years ago) link

or Whiney's regions

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:52 (ten years ago) link

lol

the right to eat cats

call all destroyer, Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:56 (ten years ago) link

John Cage's 12"

Mancunian stagger (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 23 July 2013 23:57 (ten years ago) link

^ Avant-Garde Composer TMI

Gregory Bateson is always appropriate (sarahell), Wednesday, 24 July 2013 00:00 (ten years ago) link

Mosqves

phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 August 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link

the mahometans of the isle of banda doe usually in their mosqves eat together of what is brought by everyone

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 5 August 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link

like

phasmid beetle types (Noodle Vague), Monday, 5 August 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link

suggested parody threads

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fd/Fort_Belgica_1824.jpg

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 5 August 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link

List of Overannuated Bandas

Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Monday, 5 August 2013 21:08 (ten years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWKmDrpjzXQ

Doctor Casino, Monday, 5 August 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

itt blogs instruct you how to be a flan

#fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 4 September 2013 00:59 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

What are your favorite black and decker metal tools?

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Friday, 11 October 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

Musicians who are piss artists

I like to tackle hard and am crazy (Noodle Vague), Monday, 14 October 2013 11:07 (ten years ago) link

list of unicorn characters

nashwan, Thursday, 24 October 2013 20:16 (ten years ago) link

how many days per week do you shit on average?

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 7 November 2013 15:37 (ten years ago) link

Golf Dance Styles

zanana rebozo (abanana), Friday, 8 November 2013 04:43 (ten years ago) link

Sexual positions you keep trying to like but can't get into

Countries you keep trying to like but can't get into

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 08:44 (ten years ago) link

Something bad happened a person today

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 08:56 (ten years ago) link

Thread of stoking bitterness

midwife christless (darraghmac), Friday, 8 November 2013 09:04 (ten years ago) link

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/12/12/article-2246807-165C4DBA000005DC-176_306x423.jpg

tight black leggings and big footy boots

gotta lol geir (NickB), Friday, 8 November 2013 09:46 (ten years ago) link

Vahid likes salad

you can get fuckstab anywhere in london (wins), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:36 (ten years ago) link

Oops wrong thread

you can get fuckstab anywhere in london (wins), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:39 (ten years ago) link

Some Boring Band - Some Boring Album [Released Nov 2013]

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:43 (ten years ago) link

Nice Dude Enemy List

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:44 (ten years ago) link

request for dilation

. (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 November 2013 10:46 (ten years ago) link

calling a female baby "poster" isn't acceptable

Tom (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 13 November 2013 14:43 (ten years ago) link

eliotness

乒乓, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 16:56 (ten years ago) link

baldness

Aimless, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

Lochness

Mark G, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:01 (ten years ago) link

lochness ?

Mordy , Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:03 (ten years ago) link

haha

markers, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link

play it off as a zing on djp

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

MikeNess

Maintenance Engineer of Foolhardiness (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:15 (ten years ago) link

I propose that this cluster of rejected parody threads be titled The Family Ness

too much Michu, not enough meta (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 19 November 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Why is John Fahey So Boning?

last updated 10 years ago by (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 December 2013 08:42 (ten years ago) link

Why do musicians tend to pique so easily?

anky, Monday, 9 December 2013 16:37 (ten years ago) link

ILX usernames that are already admissions of defeat

deeja entendu (wins), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link

hahahahahahaha

VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link

compared 2 u bbz, we all are

VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link

I know that's the joke. I shd just excelsior you and run

VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:08 (ten years ago) link

imago

deeja entendu (wins), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link

oh god

VENIET IMBER (imago), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link

imagoing
imagoing
imagone

deeja entendu (wins), Monday, 16 December 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Rolling 2014 Thread on MA$E

signed, J.P. Morgan CEO (Hurting 2), Sunday, 12 January 2014 01:06 (ten years ago) link

three weeks pass...

mod pervs for ILTMI

usic and luriqs by Stephen Sonnedheim (wins), Thursday, 6 February 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link

Posters That Abandoned their Distinctive Style for a Generic Mainstream Style

sarahell, Sunday, 9 February 2014 20:33 (ten years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Rolling Cheese Dream 2014

Bipolar Sumner (Branwell Bell), Monday, 24 February 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link

i'd have a space to talk about this bucherondin.

clouds, Monday, 24 February 2014 13:27 (ten years ago) link

GG Allin character compendium

Pharisees You Hate

james franco tur(oll)ing test (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 4 March 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link

shiitake that looks like an onion but isn't

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Saturday, 8 March 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link

alternately, "shit that looks like an onion but isn't" (I Love TMI)

his eye is on the sbarro (unregistered), Saturday, 8 March 2014 16:17 (ten years ago) link

Taking Sides: Aliens vs. Christianity

Fortnum & Mason Jar (Aimless), Thursday, 13 March 2014 20:13 (ten years ago) link

four weeks pass...

only children in bars

Mordy , Saturday, 12 April 2014 04:42 (ten years ago) link

One syllable words that aren't funny

soref, Wednesday, 16 April 2014 14:22 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

air is a waste of time; improving smothering is all that matters

Mordy, Tuesday, 27 May 2014 21:19 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

vote for the best of these 1968-1976 country songs that charted highest at #4 on the billboard country charts

Mordy, Friday, 20 June 2014 22:04 (nine years ago) link

Morrissey really seriously ill selection HOOS

estela, Thursday, 26 June 2014 12:41 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

so i farted gravity's rainbow the other day

mattresslessness, Friday, 22 August 2014 20:25 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

dedicated JIM DAVIDSON thread

Chimp Arsons, Monday, 29 September 2014 14:21 (nine years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Unavailable sodas you have tried and failed to love

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 October 2014 22:13 (nine years ago) link

Recommend me some extremely twinky music

the final twilight of all evaluative standpoints (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 20:41 (nine years ago) link

posting to let the record show I came here to post that second one

well-behaved wingmen really hate Mystery (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 5 November 2014 23:38 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

19th Century Celebrity WS of Shame

Kooki-Wan Tanooki (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 2 December 2014 17:48 (nine years ago) link

dead young fathers

نكبة (nakhchivan), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:42 (nine years ago) link

that is not a parody thread but just a generic rejected thread
what a disaster for rejected parody threads

نكبة (nakhchivan), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:43 (nine years ago) link

would bookmark

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Thursday, 4 December 2014 00:44 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...

ask a boutique lina

nakhchivan, Monday, 5 January 2015 23:09 (nine years ago) link

ask a boutique luna

example (crüt), Monday, 5 January 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link

What happened to socially/politically concious raptors

writes itself

Gombeen Dance Band (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 7 January 2015 18:02 (nine years ago) link

ℝolliℵg M∃th Thr∑a∂

Vote in the ILM EOY Poll! (seandalai), Thursday, 8 January 2015 01:07 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Better Rapper: Kanye West or Paul McCartney

Mordy, Monday, 26 January 2015 21:24 (nine years ago) link

What makes a horrible poster? Doing horrible things or posting horrible things?

Mordy, Monday, 2 February 2015 16:02 (nine years ago) link

atypically charactetful posts by typically characterless posters

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Monday, 2 February 2015 22:06 (nine years ago) link

atypically characterful posts by typically characterless posters

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Monday, 2 February 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link

Is Andie Contagious?

k3ller of sh1p (wins), Saturday, 14 February 2015 11:17 (nine years ago) link

Ask Djibouti's Premier

http://i.imgur.com/Kcfd4So.jpg

i ain't marchant anymore (unregistered), Sunday, 15 February 2015 21:30 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

becoming "regular" - to have been posted on ILTMI

, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

IRregular <-- much more O_0

j., Wednesday, 4 March 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link

fine fáil of ie wdyll in march 2015?

nakhchivan, Thursday, 5 March 2015 23:05 (nine years ago) link

Spanish waiters

post you had fecund thoughts about (darraghmac), Friday, 6 March 2015 00:44 (nine years ago) link

lol

vacuum head tree disease (imago), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 15:16 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

BIBI v REY

Finn McCoolit (wins), Friday, 3 April 2015 11:54 (nine years ago) link

two weeks pass...

bands that are 'rooms with many dorks'

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Wednesday, 22 April 2015 15:46 (eight years ago) link

hahaha

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 22 April 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link

Fear of Raggett

the geographibebebe (unregistered), Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:03 (eight years ago) link

fear of egret-- a sanctuary for those who have trepidation about rolling avian issues.

estela, Thursday, 30 April 2015 12:54 (eight years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6u7y4DAbQc

carles the jekyll (imago), Thursday, 30 April 2015 13:02 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

ILM thread posted to ILM by mistake

gong mad (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 May 2015 19:02 (eight years ago) link

^this

Proclus Hiriam (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 24 May 2015 19:58 (eight years ago) link

Why are there far fewer advocates for papism/panopticism related to political forms OTHER than fascism?

serene manish (nakhchivan), Monday, 25 May 2015 13:26 (eight years ago) link

What tastes 'cutting edge' in 2015

Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Monday, 1 June 2015 16:36 (eight years ago) link

thread of dissing pulled pork

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 June 2015 16:40 (eight years ago) link

where are the wasabi peas of 2015?

probs with the skag (Noodle Vague), Monday, 1 June 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link

Truly nothing new under the bun

Vaguely Fettening WAPCHAS (wins), Monday, 1 June 2015 17:41 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Your Family [REDACTED]

imago, Tuesday, 16 June 2015 15:27 (eight years ago) link

Ew

5HI+ that looks like an anion particle but isn't (wins), Tuesday, 16 June 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link

it was gonna be Car-Vape honest

imago, Wednesday, 17 June 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

the last old-school ilxor you were surprised to discover was still in the database

stoomcursus rockisme (unregistered), Monday, 3 August 2015 00:42 (eight years ago) link

lol

sarahell, Monday, 3 August 2015 01:52 (eight years ago) link

What sounds 'hopelessly dated' in 2015?

followed by a long Scaruffi list of all musicians active pre-2015

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Friday, 14 August 2015 12:43 (eight years ago) link

please span this bammer

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 16:26 (eight years ago) link

/ please spam this banner

Yul Brynner playing table tennis with a deviled kidney (imago), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 16:27 (eight years ago) link

greenspan obama

the lion tweets tonight (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2015 16:28 (eight years ago) link

with a spam and a rusty bammer

Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 19 August 2015 14:59 (eight years ago) link

three weeks pass...

livers of people who seem to have figured out how to pitch

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 15:06 (eight years ago) link

do you respect tom jenkinson?

the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Saturday, 19 September 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link

notable people born in a kraal

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Saturday, 19 September 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link

some are born cool, some are dave cool, some have coolness etc

jordan amavero (imago), Saturday, 19 September 2015 23:47 (eight years ago) link

What things might happen in the future that people will have opinions about on the internet and which of the loveable characters from internet message board ILX will have things to say about the things that will have going to have happened?

bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 20 September 2015 11:54 (eight years ago) link

Polls you second-guessed about

the siteban for the hilarious 'lbzc' dom ips (wins), Sunday, 20 September 2015 11:57 (eight years ago) link

Name a messageboard without a single dud thread on it.

Hector Ringtone (DJ Mencap), Monday, 21 September 2015 09:38 (eight years ago) link

sow not gonna happen

nashwan, Monday, 21 September 2015 11:49 (eight years ago) link

I was thinking about polling Big Pun - Capital Punishment and calling the thread Big POLL - Unsearcahble POLLishment

on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Wednesday, 30 September 2015 01:24 (eight years ago) link

JEB! Jeb has a theme song – OOOO-ooo-oooh Jeb!

Merdeyeux, Sunday, 4 October 2015 22:56 (eight years ago) link

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/979/147/7d0.png

soref, Sunday, 4 October 2015 23:07 (eight years ago) link

iyo, did ilx ruin the internet?

Morris the Florist meets Horace the Taurus (Aimless), Monday, 12 October 2015 17:45 (eight years ago) link

A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover

scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Monday, 12 October 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link

STUFF ON HULL

bonobo voyage (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 13 October 2015 07:43 (eight years ago) link

A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover

I came here to post that

moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 14 October 2015 07:25 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Anticipating Charlie Kaufman's anosmia

twunty fifteen (imago), Tuesday, 3 November 2015 00:27 (eight years ago) link

i misread it as that

sarahell, Tuesday, 3 November 2015 02:13 (eight years ago) link

People you bummed to find out if they were right wingers

systems drinking (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 November 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link

lol

mattresslessness, Wednesday, 4 November 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link

Spike Lee's Tie Rack

sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Thursday, 5 November 2015 10:20 (eight years ago) link

People you were bummed to find out were in Winger

Hwætever (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2015 13:27 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Guess The Settlement (Ariel)

Mordy, Friday, 20 November 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link

feel like i could do something with

Should Gary Numan Reunite His Old Bandmates??

but i can't quite put my finger on it

when's international me day? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 November 2015 22:01 (eight years ago) link

I actually agree, I'd love for Numan to team back up with Palladino and some of the guys from the earlier tours

Dear Lesbian21 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 21 November 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link

well sure i'm all for horses in bands

when's international me day? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 21 November 2015 22:05 (eight years ago) link

but my god did he sound like he was phoning it in at times

the hitler pun in the hilarious "Whiney" display name (sarahell), Saturday, 21 November 2015 22:06 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/vpGvIWS.jpg

ask a butte cleaner

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Saturday, 2 January 2016 17:32 (eight years ago) link

What desperately unfashionable writers do you really look like?

Noodle Vague, Sunday, 10 January 2016 10:05 (eight years ago) link

Should I shit on Pete Yorn?

hunangarage, Wednesday, 20 January 2016 04:40 (eight years ago) link

FRONTLINE: the flea medicine not the pbs documentary series

salthigh, Sunday, 24 January 2016 04:24 (eight years ago) link

one month passes...

In the unlikely event that Wins trumps, how will you react?

François Pitchforkian (NickB), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link

oh god

odysseus (imago), Monday, 29 February 2016 16:48 (eight years ago) link

hardly unlikely tbh

anglos with derpy phasis (wins), Monday, 29 February 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link

Defend The Indefensible: Making Love

drive me to a girly rave (DJ Mencap), Monday, 14 March 2016 13:45 (eight years ago) link

Last (sex) movies you saw

baby photo in place of profile pic (ledge), Monday, 14 March 2016 17:11 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

your 11 favourite songs of the moment fuck.

moans and feedback (Dinsdale), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 13:59 (eight years ago) link

Which Moderators Do You Trust?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Wednesday, 30 March 2016 14:03 (eight years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Wank the Right Album

Just can't get Eno, ugh (ledge), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 08:06 (seven years ago) link

Useless old posters

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 08:12 (seven years ago) link

^would read

ogmor, Tuesday, 19 April 2016 12:13 (seven years ago) link

would retire there tbh

Daithi Bowsie (darraghmac), Tuesday, 19 April 2016 12:25 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Pussy/crack pain

JoeStork, Thursday, 5 May 2016 19:49 (seven years ago) link

Belgian ilxors to eulogize repressed woman who is otherwise hoarsey

nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 May 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link

you're fucking dinner

Mordy, Monday, 16 May 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

emotional numbnuts

reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 16 June 2016 07:53 (seven years ago) link

help me find mule-fronted contemporary alt-rock that doesn't gore me to death

small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 17 June 2016 08:56 (seven years ago) link

What Parts Of The Neb Would You Leave Behind If We Built A New One?

Japanese Donald Trump Commercialトランプ2016 (nakhchivan), Saturday, 18 June 2016 00:14 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...

Are you considering purchasing a gin?

imago, Wednesday, 23 November 2016 02:27 (seven years ago) link

I just came here to post that!

memories of a cruller (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 04:36 (seven years ago) link

(ok, mine was 'are you considering purchasing a gnu?', but still)

memories of a cruller (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 November 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Taking sides: Children vs. Pie

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:50 (seven years ago) link

child pie vs puppy cakes surely

loudmouth darraghmac ween (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 December 2016 00:52 (seven years ago) link

^ that was the rejected rejected parody thread, as too convoluted. also, I thought the winners of the preliminary bouts should duke it out in the main event.

a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Saturday, 17 December 2016 01:01 (seven years ago) link

two months pass...

is there a "deep state" in teh i.l.x.

the late great, Wednesday, 22 February 2017 06:42 (seven years ago) link

songs that are almost like but do not actually meet the stipulation in the thread title because i am a lazy reader and i just enjoy namechecking the work of my favourite artist as per

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2017 19:16 (seven years ago) link

list of things that are better than the proposed subject of this thread

Treesh-Hurt (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 25 February 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link

Britpop Spears - Whiteout

nashwan, Saturday, 25 February 2017 20:12 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

The Tyranny Of Listening To Music Through Your Fucking Ears

an uptempo Pop/Hip Hop mentality (imago), Wednesday, 12 April 2017 14:54 (seven years ago) link

What's the least acclaimed opinion you love?

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 April 2017 06:18 (six years ago) link

At what point did Tom Ewing realize his message board was now on a downward arc?

progge went a-courtin' (unregistered), Thursday, 20 April 2017 15:47 (six years ago) link

I Have Had It Up to Here Waiting for The Beatles to Be Cremated

Brexterminate all the brutes (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 20 April 2017 16:22 (six years ago) link

what's the least acclaimed bum you love?

sarahell, Thursday, 20 April 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link

two months pass...

How do you feel about the Brittas Empire?

(Heh, had to confirm the spelling of Brittas on Wiki and found this gem in the final para -

'Curse of the Tiger Women' is the final episode in 1997. This ending claims all seven series were part of a dream that Brittas is having on his way to the job interview for manager of the leisure centre. It is an ending that is regarded as poor by many critics and viewers)

Bernie Lugg (Ward Fowler), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 12:58 (six years ago) link

Where is the love for PAUL NICHOLAS?

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 13:34 (six years ago) link

Were dirges 'Radiohead-like' at Glastonbury Abbey?

pray for BoJo (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 27 June 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

NOMINATIONS: Greatest ILX Novels of All Time

imago, Friday, 7 July 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

(reminding me that Universal Harvester has been lying around waiting to be read for a few weeks, will get on that)

imago, Friday, 7 July 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

best boobs that are music lists?

sarahell, Friday, 7 July 2017 21:59 (six years ago) link

Posts You Were Going to Make That Criticize Another User's Grammar/Intelligence/Identity While Not Having Anything to Do With the Thread Topic - Put Them Here

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 7 July 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link

three months pass...

The "bald guy" in the band: who are the other Mike Loves in music?

na (NA), Thursday, 12 October 2017 15:13 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Your musical "bland spots"

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 20:26 (six years ago) link

For most people that's their entire collection obvs

ultros ultros-ghali, Thursday, 9 November 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

^how can I come on when I know I'm guilty?

jesus and figs and science and the foo fighters (unregistered), Thursday, 9 November 2017 22:13 (six years ago) link

Have you ever masterminded in front of a woman?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

have you ever masturbated in front of a judge?

Terry Micawber (Tom D.), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:56 (six years ago) link

artists who plausibly appear to be poor people

how's life, Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

reminds me of jackson c frank

died homeless in ny i believe

i n f i n i t y (∞), Wednesday, 15 November 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Nicosia: A POLL

best display name of 2017 (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 9 December 2017 21:43 (six years ago) link

:D

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 9 December 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Appropriate Etiquette for Punching Work Colleagues - How Much is Too Much?

not raving but droning (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:42 (six years ago) link

there are some exceptions to Section 47 of the Offences Against the Person Act, apparently. But you've got to punch carefully.

calzino, Sunday, 7 January 2018 15:56 (six years ago) link

Rejected paradiddle threads

People namechecked in Peruvian pop songs from the 60s starting with the letter S, who turn out to be bobsledding heroes of yore and are named as well in recent footwork bangers, but only in future tense: C/D S/D POX POO #wedontknowwhattodoanymoreILM2018

♫ very clever with maracas.jpg ♫ (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 15 January 2018 14:49 (six years ago) link

some twat would still post "Guided By Voices" or some other cobblers

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 January 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link

This is the improbable thread for ILxors in their twenties

Whiney Houston (Tom D.), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:01 (six years ago) link

Surely some of those three year olds you see in youtube comments who like the smiths must find their way to ILM eventually

But doctor, I am Camille Paglia (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:09 (six years ago) link

pretty sure some of them are already posting

hell is auteur people (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 12:11 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

stuff that chris brown liked.

sleepingbag, Wednesday, 31 January 2018 21:09 (six years ago) link

is New York City ched?
PHANTOM CHED: Paul Tomas Anderson, Daniel Day-Lewis, Fifties London
THE 10TH ANNUAL ILM METAL POLL:2017 RESULTS CHED
the day after the chedline: can the union survive brexit and other deep questions
Rejected parody cheds

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 8 February 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link

A thread for artists whose discography consists almost entirely of albums with their faeces on the cover

how to diss a peer completely (unregistered), Thursday, 8 February 2018 18:16 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Things you were shockingly high when you learned

sleepingbag, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:45 (six years ago) link

Jordan Peterson: S/D

flappy bird, Monday, 12 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link

one month passes...

Imagine Imagine Dragons - where people who have never heard Imagine Dragons (like me) describe what they think they might sound like

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 20 April 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

*tents fingers* i like it. i like it a lot. start the thread. be a legend

flappy bird, Friday, 20 April 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Sexual positions you keep trying to like but can't get into

the Messi inside (Noodle Vague), Friday, 8 June 2018 14:18 (five years ago) link

hair say bye to me (a baldness thread)

lana del boy (ledge), Saturday, 9 June 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link

"poo" art that prepared us

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 04:36 (five years ago) link

i mean i cant see any other interpretation tbh

laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 05:55 (five years ago) link

art that prepares us to "poo"?

you bet, nancy (map), Wednesday, 13 June 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

What do you find strangly erotic?

U. K. Le Garage (wins), Thursday, 14 June 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

What do you find strangely emetic?

too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 14 June 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link

neurotic/hypnotic/aortic/esoteric

the yolk sustains us, we eat whites for days (unregistered), Friday, 15 June 2018 15:10 (five years ago) link

ecliptic

too gashly (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 15 June 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

Songs where you can "jear the hoin"

i want to get cancer (map), Friday, 22 June 2018 00:56 (five years ago) link

What's the best kind of slurry?

lana del boy (ledge), Wednesday, 27 June 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

best songs shorter than 30 minutes

Kroos on first (Noodle Vague), Friday, 29 June 2018 18:01 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

promising thread titles that turn out to be on ilxor.com

Mordy, Friday, 13 July 2018 21:04 (five years ago) link

lol you beautiful curmudgeon

more like Toss, Ow amirite? (Noodle Vague), Friday, 13 July 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

Replace 'walk' with 'wank' in a song title.

Visibly Over 25 (snoball), Saturday, 14 July 2018 08:26 (five years ago) link

how much do you sweat? [POLL closes: September 1 (in 1 month)]

🔘0 mL/day (I am a reptilian)
🔘1 to 250 mL/day
🔘251 to 500 mL/day
🔘501 to 750 mL/day
🔘751 to 1000 mL/day

etc.

shaped like cats and postmen (unregistered), Monday, 16 July 2018 01:08 (five years ago) link

Lol

Ross, Monday, 16 July 2018 07:05 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

why do people leave ILX for food?

call all destroyer, Thursday, 9 August 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link

Al Hrabosky's Terrifying New Math

clemenza, Thursday, 9 August 2018 13:15 (five years ago) link

Why do people leave ILX for good charlotte?

some kind of meunster (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 18 August 2018 03:50 (five years ago) link

Worst Sex Film In A Series

a roomba of one's own (rip van wanko), Monday, 27 August 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link

post mitchum_brothers.gif itt when u want to post mitchum_brothers.gif in another thread

the late great, Saturday, 8 September 2018 04:13 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

37 Threads Every ilxor Over 40 Should Be Able to Quote

ogmor, Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:11 (five years ago) link

Things you were shockingly cold when you learned

Leon Carrotsky (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 3 October 2018 13:19 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Albums covers that depict the artists hanging out with their chores

imago, Thursday, 18 October 2018 14:09 (five years ago) link

Help me with my ass?

Ward Fowler, Monday, 29 October 2018 12:46 (five years ago) link

the last famous person you murdered upon discovering that they were actually still alive

ghood ghravie (unregistered), Thursday, 1 November 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Acts whose entire album output has been an incline in their early years, followed by a brief plateau, followed by a gradual decline, though fans still find value in their later work.

JoeStork, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 04:21 (five years ago) link

With no exception

JoeStork, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 04:22 (five years ago) link

Acts whose entire album output will have already been listed somewhere on ilx

sarahell, Wednesday, 5 December 2018 06:49 (five years ago) link

Horses that will continue to have been flogged long after they've expired

biliares now living will never buey (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 07:44 (five years ago) link

the royals rankle ilx

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 17 December 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

four weeks pass...

are we giving in to stimulation?

difficult listening hour, Monday, 14 January 2019 23:25 (five years ago) link

I just quoted _The Third Man_ in full for the first time

difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 03:16 (five years ago) link

voluble new posters

estela, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 03:22 (five years ago) link

Best '10s Octogenerian Sex Comedies

sarahell, Tuesday, 15 January 2019 12:40 (five years ago) link

Public shamen

Wee boats wobble but they don't fall down (Tom D.), Tuesday, 22 January 2019 18:20 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Some of your least favourite records that turn 20 this year

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 February 2019 10:33 (five years ago) link

Good thread idea. I wouldn't reject it.

pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:01 (five years ago) link

It's a very plausible thread to exist, but there are already more than enough places to complain about music you don't like on "I Love Music"

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 February 2019 11:04 (five years ago) link

Hard disagree. We're all so dispassionate and genteel when it comes to music.

pomenitul, Friday, 22 February 2019 11:06 (five years ago) link

Bands you keep trying to join but can't get into

See me in mi heels an' tinge (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 24 February 2019 15:07 (five years ago) link

lol

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 24 February 2019 16:11 (five years ago) link

🥨 Your OMNOMNOMINATIONS for the best snacks under 200 calories poll 🥨

lispectah deck (unregistered), Monday, 25 February 2019 00:07 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

People who thought you were dead but you aren't

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2019 00:36 (five years ago) link

Do you weary of glasses?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 30 March 2019 23:18 (five years ago) link

What are Alexander the Great's flaws?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 3 April 2019 02:56 (five years ago) link

Notional Record Store Day

17 Indie Artists on Their Oddest Odd Jobs That Pay the Bills When Music Doesn’t (a poll)

pomenitul, Friday, 12 April 2019 17:22 (five years ago) link

Birthday Party songs for a mountain goat playlist?
Talulah Gosh songs for a shooting spree playlist?
Foetus songs for a baby shower playlist?
Spacemen 3 songs for a detox playlist?
SotL songs for a CrossFit playlist?

lispectah deck (unregistered), Friday, 19 April 2019 03:11 (four years ago) link

Is the Guardian worse than it might otherwise be?

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 April 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link

lispectah deck (unregistered) at 12:07 25 Feb 19
🥨 Your OMNOMNOMINATIONS for the best snacks under 200 calories poll 🥨
every time this thread pops up I wonder whether it would be worth actually making this, so far the answer is no

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 20 April 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

the least famous person you were surprised to discover was actually still alive

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 2 May 2019 09:32 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Talk to Tranströmer

mick signals, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

lol

pomenitul, Tuesday, 28 May 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link

do you think morrissey might one day make aliyah to a settlement?

Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Thursday, 30 May 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

One Gong Per Album

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 24 June 2019 16:59 (four years ago) link

One RONG Per Album

Regardless, the cyclops has us beat.

pomenitul, Monday, 24 June 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link

Why isn't there a thread about cumbria?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 24 June 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

Is it ethical or moral not to beat up somebody sporting a Nazi tattoo?

Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 4 July 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link

Friend Infected With Left Wing Brain Worms - What to Do?

It started out innocently enough: he bought a Che Guevara t-shirt and talked about a 45% tax bracket, but now he listens to Chapo Trap House and talks about minimum income.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

It could make for a good non-parody thread! I know it would become one, but left-wing people certainly aren't immune from brain worms!

anvil, Monday, 15 July 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

I think that Left Wing Brain Worms, to the extent I even acknowledge an equivalence, generally pose less of a threat to others, anti-vaxxers being perhaps one prominent exception.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:42 (four years ago) link

How is that left wing? Isn't that

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

... for people like Tony Blair?

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

Or hippies? I actually don't who any of these anti-vaxxer people are, apart from Blair.

Orpheus Knutt (Tom D.), Monday, 15 July 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

isn't the idea that its people we know? Not just random examples of people or type of people?

anvil, Monday, 15 July 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

Songs You Hate (By Artists You've Blown)

Hideous Lump, Tuesday, 16 July 2019 04:29 (four years ago) link

Mount Eerie - No Fleshlight

alomar lines, Tuesday, 23 July 2019 05:14 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

If you could would you do way with ILX as we know it?

pomenitul, Sunday, 25 August 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

If you died and went to Hell - a Poll

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

KM answers the hypothetical perfectly

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Have you ever distributed one or more volumes of The Grateful Dead's Dick's Picks series via sexual text messaging?

hoostanbank de reason lyrics mp4 hd video download (unregistered), Monday, 9 September 2019 23:59 (four years ago) link

UK government thread

theRZA the JZA and the NDB (darraghmac), Tuesday, 10 September 2019 00:30 (four years ago) link

Mordy is a dork

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

The IRA, The ROTH IRA, the SEP-IRA

sarahell, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

aw so mean :(

Mordy, Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

Rejected!

Let them eat Pfifferlinge an Schneckensauce (Tom D.), Wednesday, 18 September 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

bands who stopped liking you after you saw them live

chips moomin (unregistered), Wednesday, 23 October 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Rolling Worst Music of 1919

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 November 2019 22:57 (four years ago) link

getting baked: does it come easily to you?

tempted by the fruit of your mother (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 11 November 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

People You Suspect Are Overly Frightened But Don't Actually Know Well Enough To Say So

Mordy, Wednesday, 27 November 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

if there's a better compiler than Bob Stanley out there, I'd sure like to take him out for dinner, maybe see a show, back for coffee at his place, see how things go

éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 December 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

DO NOT TOAST THIS BREAD

Paperbag raita (ledge), Thursday, 26 December 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

I see potential in that tbh

looking for Mon in Alderaan places (Neanderthal), Thursday, 26 December 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link

Star Wars: The Malodorian

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 28 December 2019 05:59 (four years ago) link

In every 70s Soviet home ever

pomenitul, Saturday, 28 December 2019 14:46 (four years ago) link

1. A potato

Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 28 December 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link

Are the people who watch the Star Wars movies humans?

Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:51 (four years ago) link

lol

Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Tuesday, 7 January 2020 15:57 (four years ago) link

Rolling wyrd music 2020

pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 00:40 (four years ago) link

eye of newt

imago, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 00:41 (four years ago) link

There appears to be no band bearing that name. Somebody's gotta get in on the action, fast.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 00:44 (four years ago) link

TS: LRB vs RLB

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 9 January 2020 11:14 (four years ago) link

"time to kill Dennis Perrin" tweets

the Swedish taboo (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 January 2020 17:40 (four years ago) link

"A Time To Kill" Dennis Perrin tweets


..... And I hope they burn in Hell!

Doctor Casino, Friday, 17 January 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link

Should taxpayers be smothering the royal family?

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 19 January 2020 18:13 (four years ago) link

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

pomenitul, Sunday, 19 January 2020 18:42 (four years ago) link

Books and Violence

There are negative effects, but not significant ones 29
These books probably impact individual aggressive behavior more than we admit 29
There is no negative effect of reading these books 9
The books are probably harmful and should be avoided 9
Other 5
There's a causal link between these books and violent crime 2

pomenitul, Monday, 20 January 2020 16:02 (four years ago) link

Poll: what's the worst part of getting trold?

Catherine, Boner of JP Sweeney & Co (darraghmac), Monday, 20 January 2020 17:31 (four years ago) link

hope i die before i get trold

Yeets don't fail me now (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 January 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

no country for trold men

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Monday, 20 January 2020 18:53 (four years ago) link

When I am trold and grey and full of sleep…

pomenitul, Monday, 20 January 2020 18:54 (four years ago) link

Thread for Screaming Into the VoIP

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:42 (four years ago) link

which is great cos people will only hear it intermittently

Rhoda from Steubenville (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:59 (four years ago) link

Julius Rosenberg, C or D?

Okay, you're an ambulance (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:37 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Which artists have a discography?

turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:03 (four years ago) link

which good band / artist has no discography?

toilet-cleaning brain surgeon (pomenitul), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:10 (four years ago) link

= in every ilm thread ever

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:10 (four years ago) link

Which discos have a cartography?

GK Chessington's World of Adventure (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 6 February 2020 12:10 (four years ago) link

which ilm threads have encephalopathy?

sarahell, Thursday, 6 February 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link

Ideals for ILX

chet san telmo (alomar lines), Friday, 7 February 2020 05:39 (four years ago) link

Thread ... artists ... discography ... their feces on the cover

sarahell, Friday, 7 February 2020 06:48 (four years ago) link

Peter Steele is smiling in hell

ill fuckin put a paste on those (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 February 2020 06:49 (four years ago) link

Lol did I actually beat you to a parody involving a shit joke?

sarahell, Friday, 7 February 2020 06:55 (four years ago) link

a thread about how if you avoid the threads about politics there's some interesting and sweet people on white power forums

Todd Phillips, party auteur (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 8 February 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

theres a lot to be fucking said for avoiding politics threads mayne

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:16 (four years ago) link

I've been on forums with some objectionable right-wing people before and believe me those people never let the subject fucking drop for long.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:21 (four years ago) link

Dejected parody threads

(includes digression on farting) (Tom D.), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:25 (four years ago) link

xp same but yknow

BSC Joan Baez (darraghmac), Saturday, 8 February 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link

Albums / songs which begin with a dork opening his mouth

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:31 (four years ago) link

to form boaby, or not to form boaby

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:32 (four years ago) link

(xp) LOL, too many to list.

Load up your rubber wallets (Tom D.), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:34 (four years ago) link

Albums / songs that begun with the singer's alter ego being murdered

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:44 (four years ago) link

Albums / songs that begin with The Doors opening

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:46 (four years ago) link

would bookmark (xpost)

nothing in the dialog (unregistered), Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:47 (four years ago) link

Threads that begin with a post about albums/songs

sarahell, Thursday, 13 February 2020 18:50 (four years ago) link

the last famous person you were surprised to discover was actually man alive

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Thursday, 13 February 2020 22:34 (four years ago) link

worst worst thread

not really a parody tbh

babby bitter (Noodle Vague), Friday, 21 February 2020 12:26 (four years ago) link

Footballers you date

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link

*mate

romanesque architect (pomenitul), Friday, 21 February 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link

is phasing your music rad to the music

Dunty Reggae party 🎉 (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 23 February 2020 02:32 (four years ago) link

series of ilm threads stanning imaginary songs with emoji titles.. "💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️ Thread of Woman Tipping Hand 💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️💁🏼‍♀️" "Come post up with the song of the winter 📪📪 Closed Mailbox with Lowered Flag 📪📪"

lumen (esby), Sunday, 23 February 2020 23:23 (four years ago) link

Is the Guardian worse than it used to be thread worse than it used to be?

Mordy, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

Posts you had second thoughts about and decided to delete - describe them here

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 18:14 (four years ago) link

best lion in a movie

Paperbag raita (ledge), Monday, 2 March 2020 19:02 (four years ago) link

would read, tbh

virussian interference (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 2 March 2020 19:28 (four years ago) link

Getting baked: does it come easily to you?

Quinoa pedal (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 7 March 2020 21:32 (four years ago) link

ban all fake RAP threads

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 13 March 2020 22:54 (four years ago) link

POST HERE EVERYTIME YOU POST HERE

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 15 March 2020 14:05 (four years ago) link

I want you to post here
I need you to post here
I'd love you to post here
Oh I'm begging you to post here

sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Sunday, 15 March 2020 15:21 (four years ago) link

Coronavirus: A Thread to Discuss Coronavirus

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Tuesday, 17 March 2020 21:30 (four years ago) link

Reveal Your Cool Conservative Beliefs Here

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:06 (four years ago) link

uh, that's not a parody thread, that's like 1/3 of all ilx threads tbh

sarahell, Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:17 (four years ago) link

I guess we also need a 'Reveal Your Uncool Progressive Beliefs Here' thread.

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:20 (four years ago) link

go for it

sarahell, Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:23 (four years ago) link

Maybe later, I'm hungry something fierce.

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:27 (four years ago) link

isn't that the "trenchant social media posts" thread?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 21 March 2020 17:53 (four years ago) link

Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational CORVID Fears and Experiences in 2020

^ for people afraid of crows & ravens

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 21 March 2020 22:00 (four years ago) link

We have loads of different birds around here usually but this week it's been all jackdaws and I can't help but wonder if it's an ill omen. Do jackdaws eat carrion?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 21 March 2020 22:50 (four years ago) link

Mostly Apocalyptic Thread for Discussing/Venting our Rational/Irrational COVID-19 Fears and Experiences in 2020

^rejected for cutting a bit too close to the bone

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 24 March 2020 19:31 (four years ago) link

do you let moſſe “grow on you”?

felt jute gyte delete later (wins), Saturday, 28 March 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link

lol

Let's kill the Queen and be legends (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 March 2020 15:21 (four years ago) link

A+

coco vide (pomenitul), Saturday, 28 March 2020 15:24 (four years ago) link

:D

Le Bateau Ivre, Saturday, 28 March 2020 15:32 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

do you clap for careers?

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 April 2020 09:47 (four years ago) link

fap

steer calmer (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2020 10:48 (four years ago) link

can't believe I missed that

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Friday, 17 April 2020 11:46 (four years ago) link

far be it from me to have posted "snap"

steer calmer (darraghmac), Friday, 17 April 2020 11:47 (four years ago) link

crap

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Friday, 17 April 2020 12:01 (four years ago) link

do you care for clappers?

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Friday, 17 April 2020 16:18 (four years ago) link

Eddie Murphy in his 80s

nashwan, Saturday, 18 April 2020 10:02 (four years ago) link

Do you care for clappers?

https://images2.sw-cdn.net/product/picture/674x501_12085731_7555275_1459338995.jpg

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 April 2020 10:44 (four years ago) link

(xp) LOL I somehow missed the post two above mine!

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 April 2020 11:01 (four years ago) link

do you clap for the wolfman?

Doctor Casino, Friday, 24 April 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

Do you clap for carrots?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

Do you crap for terrors?

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 24 April 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link

What is the sound of one hand clapping for carers?

sarahell, Friday, 24 April 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

Are you considering purchasing a gnu?

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

LOL beat me to the punch

The Corbynite Maneuver (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 April 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

(ok, mine was 'are you considering purchasing a gnu?', but still)

― memories of a cruller (unregistered), Tuesday, November 22, 2016 11:38 PM (three years ago)

https://www.gnu.org/graphics/gnu-head.png

unregistered, Tuesday, 28 April 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

Okay, I will happily concede that unregistered got to it first.

stone cold jane austen (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

there's good gnus and bad gnus

genital giant (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:38 (three years ago) link

gnus n 'orses

kim rong un (darraghmac), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link

Huey Lewis & The Gnus

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 03:42 (three years ago) link

Gary Gnuman

And I swear that I don't have a gnu (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 09:33 (three years ago) link

Happiness is a warm gnu

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 29 April 2020 10:06 (three years ago) link

gnus are great gnus gnus gnus moar threads about GNUS

Thread of What Is Rape And Is Joe Biden A Rapist

I’m really sorry

silby, Thursday, 30 April 2020 01:33 (three years ago) link

i laughed and i am a woman so

sarahell, Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

no need for this nonsense, he's one of our rapists

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

Rapist, Hitler, Hitler, Rapist, Hitler, Rapist, Hitler, Woman

sarahell, Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

not another politics thread

clap for content-providers (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 April 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link

Friend Infected With Centrist Brain Worms - What To Do?

Kate (rushomancy), Friday, 1 May 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

People Who You Suspect are Frightening

genital giant (Neanderthal), Friday, 1 May 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link

markdown of masculinity

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 8 May 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

Are You a Cunt Out on Social Media?

come out you melts and bams (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 21 May 2020 19:33 (three years ago) link

“Lee Rigby”- Your thoughts please...

What fash heil is this? (wins), Friday, 22 May 2020 11:13 (three years ago) link

classic or dead?

calzino, Friday, 22 May 2020 11:21 (three years ago) link

Red Pills: A Poll

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 May 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

Donna Friend: The Little Tart

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Saturday, 23 May 2020 08:48 (three years ago) link

post ILX posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

pomenitul, Monday, 25 May 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link

💪 Are You Cut on Social Media? 💪
🏳️‍🌈 Are you Out on Social Media? 🏳️‍🌈
🥺 Are You Cute on Social Media? 🥺
😺 Are you a Cat on Social Media? 😺
😎 Are you crüt on Social Media? 😎

stop trying to make fetch the bolt cutters happen (unregistered), Monday, 25 May 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

Where is your cut-off penis?

Is Lou Reed a Good Singer? (Tom D.), Thursday, 28 May 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

Recommendations for indie rock music without guitars, drums, vocals or skinny white guys.

Shampoo for my real friends (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 31 May 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

actual lol xp

i will FP you and your entire family (rip van wanko), Sunday, 31 May 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

post ILX posters done in a busy/claustrophobic caricature style from the 70s and 80s

― pomenitul, Monday, May 25, 2020 9:00 AM (six days ago) bookmarkflaglink

i honestly really enjoy reading dow's posts

budo jeru, Sunday, 31 May 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

Abolish the Polis

Abolish the Polls

pomenitul, Monday, 8 June 2020 01:15 (three years ago) link

... that's how they say it in Paisley.

Captain Beeftweet (Tom D.), Monday, 8 June 2020 12:05 (three years ago) link

TS: I Love Music vs. Steve Hoffman Music Forums

pomenitul, Thursday, 11 June 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

A spinoff of the Sergio Leone! thread that consists entirely utterances that scan with and/or rhyme with "Sergio Leone!"

Serving of spumoni!

Boney Maroni!

Fresh rigatoni!

Chuck Mangione!

Island known as Coney!

H. Caulfield says you're phoney!

Buy me a pony!

Bowie's Outside: Let Him In?

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 6 July 2020 09:57 (three years ago) link

rolling "Biden is gonna win" containment thread

pomenitul, Monday, 6 July 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

^^^^

The Fields o' Fat Henry (Tom D.), Monday, 6 July 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Who were the best Petes of other groups?

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link

Townshend

Shelley

?

I pity the foo fighter (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link

Tork

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:26 (three years ago) link

rolling "Biden is gonna win" containment thread
think we might actually need this one

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link

I didn't copyright it so be my guest!

pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 July 2020 00:31 (three years ago) link

As I'm not American I'll leave it alone.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 07:45 (three years ago) link

Who were the Pete Burns of other groups?

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 07:46 (three years ago) link

I could have sworn that thread already exists xp

are we sure ilx hasn't gone Library of Babylon, and any conceivable U.S. politics thread already exists?

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 July 2020 13:43 (three years ago) link

rolling 'rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread' containment thread

pomenitul, Saturday, 25 July 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

^Limp Bizkit's upcoming reunion album

Lady Antibody (Neanderthal), Saturday, 25 July 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

Bands you don't like so you don't bother trying to get into them

À la recherche du scamps perdu (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 08:24 (three years ago) link

Not another Cardiacs thread.

Sonny Shamrock (Tom D.), Tuesday, 28 July 2020 08:31 (three years ago) link

Morris Dancing vs String Theory t/s

calzino, Tuesday, 28 July 2020 08:41 (three years ago) link

Readers you will never author

pomenitul, Saturday, 8 August 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

TS: Donald Trump or Keir Starmer

pomenitul, Monday, 10 August 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

TS = The Stabworthiest?

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 August 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

That, or The Stabscotchiest.

pomenitul, Monday, 10 August 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link

ilx posts with stabbing imagery

rob, Monday, 10 August 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

The Stablest would do

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 10 August 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

Keir Starmer vs. Donald Trump vs. Hitler

sarahell, Monday, 10 August 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

TS = The Stabworthiest?


Too Soon

wins, Monday, 10 August 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link

:(

Monte Scampino (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 10 August 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

It's 2020 and We Still Haven't Elected Our Favourite ILX Hardman! (A Poll)

pomenitul, Monday, 10 August 2020 19:34 (three years ago) link

Defund Phil Collins

Boring, Maryland, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link

Plagiarism!!!

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

Are you considering purchasing a gunt?

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

Defund Phil Collins

― Boring, Maryland, Tuesday, August 11, 2020 2:16 PM (seven hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Abolish The Police

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 01:38 (three years ago) link

Indiscriminately old evil people

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:41 (three years ago) link

two months pass...

Movies where people (literally) shit themselves

neith moon (ledge), Monday, 26 October 2020 08:36 (three years ago) link

Trainspotting, GG Allin bio, uhhh.....Unfriended, Bridesmaids....

Neanderthal, Monday, 26 October 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link

What is the proper pace to binge on a board?

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

Hatred of tunes

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link

Already got a rolling metal thread I think

big man on scampus (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link

\o/

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 31 October 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link

Post here when you've attempted to troll

ultros ultros-ghali, Monday, 9 November 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

Are you considering purchasing a nug?

pomenitul, Monday, 9 November 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

Amapiano For Non-pianists: Share Your Struggles

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Friday, 13 November 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link

Jörg Albertz Watch

Boring blighters bloaters (Tom D.), Sunday, 15 November 2020 22:16 (three years ago) link

Bands that do exist...but shouldn’t

kiss some penis reference (breastcrawl), Monday, 16 November 2020 11:48 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

TS: Joe Biden vs. Keir Starmer

And the prequel: Bernie Sanders vs. Jeremy Corbyn

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link

pubs that you had missed

ILXceptionalism (Tom D.), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

STEVE ALBININI

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Tuesday, 1 December 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link

Albinoni? If so, I approve.

pomenitul, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link

STEVE ALBINO because he is so fucking white ... lolz

sarahell, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link

STEVE ALBLINI because his sound is as flat as a pancake or something idk, 'rid of me' sounds fine to me lol

ledge, Tuesday, 1 December 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link

BumbAlbini Tuna

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 3 December 2020 22:11 (three years ago) link

Albacore = Scottish punk?

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 4 December 2020 06:38 (three years ago) link

Strength as privilege

Dexterity as privilege

Constitution as privilege

Wisdom as privilege

Charisma as privilege

pomenitul, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

lol

emil.y, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

Respected caraway breads

Left, Friday, 4 December 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

Thread of artists who seemingly drop a New Jersey every other day

Hideous Lump, Friday, 4 December 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link

Your mom as privilege

cosmic vision | bleak epiphany | erotic email (map), Friday, 4 December 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link

songs that mention love wether good or bad?

pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link

lol

Lover of Nixon (or LON for short) (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 December 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

In Praise of Moody Midtempo MAO

calzino, Sunday, 6 December 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

I was expecting 'In Praise of Moody Midtempo AOC', but it checks out.

pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

Moody Midtempo MMA

that is how it crumbles cookiewise (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link

I'd watch that.

pomenitul, Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

"I will kick you quite slowly, but then feel bad about it." (Sax solo plays.)

that is how it crumbles cookiewise (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 6 December 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link

Your Mom (Party) Direction

sarahell, Sunday, 6 December 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

Do a shot of Antabuse every time this thread gets bumped

JoeStork, Monday, 7 December 2020 02:09 (three years ago) link

thread to dis 'thread to dis hyped releases that you don't get/don't like/wanna complain about'

pomenitul, Sunday, 13 December 2020 02:09 (three years ago) link

ILM's 2020's blindspots

pomenitul, Tuesday, 15 December 2020 04:08 (three years ago) link

Reveal Your Uncool Murderous Beliefs Here

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 December 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

Mostly Apolitical Thread for Discussing/Venting our Irrational Social Media Fears and Experiences in 2020

Cortex the Killer (PBKR), Tuesday, 22 December 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link

thread to dis hyped courses that you don't get/don't like/wanna complain about

pomenitul, Tuesday, 22 December 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

compilations: are they overrated?

pomenitul, Saturday, 9 January 2021 14:53 (three years ago) link

Poops you had second thought about and decided not to poop - put them here

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:19 (three years ago) link

Unnerving

Canon in Deez (silby), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:20 (three years ago) link

Flinging drummers

Looking for Cape Penis house (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 January 2021 01:21 (three years ago) link

Artists we should poll because it will be easy to make a punning title

POLLcul Harem
The Silver APOLLs
POLLy Jean Harvey

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 22 January 2021 00:37 (three years ago) link

Vague's law = there is no parody thread title so banal or ridiculous that it won't end up being a serious ILM thread eventually

Un tranquillo posto di scampagna (Noodle Vague), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link

Thread titles that were unpromising until you noticed they were on ilm

Qanondorf (darraghmac), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:06 (three years ago) link

POLL Asylum
POLLing Stones
POLL Corter

zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 January 2021 01:27 (three years ago) link

POLL BUTT

sarahell, Friday, 22 January 2021 02:55 (three years ago) link

We didn't come here lookin' for trouble / we're just here to do the SuperPOLL Shuffle

zydecovid (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 22 January 2021 03:38 (three years ago) link

William Refrigerator POLLy

sarahell, Friday, 22 January 2021 17:25 (three years ago) link

Which same river have you never stepped into twice in your life?

pomenitul, Tuesday, 26 January 2021 20:50 (three years ago) link

Most Anemic Music you know

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 3 February 2021 17:08 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Please explain Music to me

pomenitul, Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:11 (three years ago) link

Already loads of threads like that on ilm tbf

Doesn't seem to be working tho

The Scampo Fell to Earth (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 20 February 2021 16:18 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

Looking for the right collage

Computers I can live with, I even dried them in the oven (ledge), Thursday, 8 April 2021 15:31 (three years ago) link

Looking for the left college

your own personal qanon (darraghmac), Thursday, 8 April 2021 15:43 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

a poll where britishers can rhapsodise about and give correct specifications for beans on toast or a crisp butty with a glass of tizer or sth equally awful

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 17:16 (two years ago) link

Toast Poll

flagpost fucking (darraghmac), Wednesday, 28 April 2021 17:19 (two years ago) link

I can't even believe a "butty" is a real thing

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 29 April 2021 17:45 (two years ago) link

I was born in Liverpool and grew up in the west country so butties are both my lunch and my friends.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 29 April 2021 17:49 (two years ago) link

Look I like eating a nice butty as much as the next chappie but mine usually come with tackle on the other side, innit

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Thursday, 29 April 2021 18:06 (two years ago) link

table, you can talk more about your favourite butties over here - English Foods

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 29 April 2021 20:49 (two years ago) link

Past Critics' Darlings Re-evaluated as Dads?

Are Animated Dads Getting Hotter? (Tom D.), Wednesday, 12 May 2021 11:09 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

what's the last 'classic album' you got and were knocked up by?

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 17 July 2021 21:50 (two years ago) link

calling all ilxor libertarians!

Bo Burzum (Boring, Maryland), Monday, 26 July 2021 15:28 (two years ago) link

Got a question for Christ?

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 16:33 (two years ago) link

Original dumb patterns

sarahell, Wednesday, 28 July 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link

My CCR shame

... a Geir Hongro thread

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Thursday, 29 July 2021 15:30 (two years ago) link

My CBD Shame

peace, man, Thursday, 29 July 2021 17:13 (two years ago) link

Has anyone on this pitch ever visted Peru?

Wouldn't disgrace a Michael Jackson (Tom D.), Friday, 30 July 2021 15:57 (two years ago) link

"thread of saying things"

fix up luke shawp (darraghmac), Friday, 30 July 2021 22:31 (two years ago) link

Click My Butthole

Linda and Jodie Rocco (map), Monday, 2 August 2021 19:36 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

How can you say you "LOVE EVERYTHING" when you dislike more of everything than you like?

pomenitul, Thursday, 19 August 2021 13:51 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

'Literary Clusterfucks 2013' thread Clusterfucks 2021

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:25 (two years ago) link

post it writers you think are Brad

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:26 (two years ago) link

goddamn itt

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:27 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dcqm2WMUwAIt4Qz.jpg

sarahell, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:29 (two years ago) link

guess I shouldn’t have rejected it

JoeStork, Wednesday, 8 September 2021 18:30 (two years ago) link

Insert a band name's butt into another band name's butt

sarahell, Thursday, 9 September 2021 03:27 (two years ago) link

Can I vote a poll void?
Can I poll a vote void?
Can I void a vole pot?

JoeStork, Friday, 17 September 2021 22:17 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Song titles that get much better when you replace "big" with "pig" and "love" with "lunch"

ledge, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 08:16 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

why the burnt ends of capitalism so tasty?

brimstead, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link

Rank Prince Alberts

Des Weerelds Dool-om-berg ont-doold op Dool-in-bergh (Tom D.), Saturday, 6 November 2021 18:13 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Artists with one hit wonder paintings.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:36 (two years ago) link

Jazz musicians with One Bass Hit.

A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 19 December 2021 21:37 (two years ago) link

Do you like samphire?

two sleeps till brooklyn (ledge), Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:20 (two years ago) link

top five vegetable tbf

imago, Wednesday, 29 December 2021 18:21 (two years ago) link

This is the inevitable thread for ILxors in their panties

Hideous Lump, Thursday, 30 December 2021 22:37 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Children behind bars

Someone left a space telescope out in the rain (Tom D.), Sunday, 23 January 2022 22:49 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

You encounter a person in a parked car who is not woke. What is your next step?

ledge, Wednesday, 23 March 2022 18:46 (two years ago) link

"Terence Trent DiaPOLLical" - The best albums among the mis-spelled/where-the-fuck-did-they-get-that-title listed on the Q - The Worst Albums Ever! thread

(Might actually make a good poll, more I think about it.)

Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Friday, 1 April 2022 04:08 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Grim and frostbitten UK rap 2022

DAMAGED by Black Flat (Boring, Maryland), Sunday, 24 April 2022 20:08 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

Rules: 1. all groups must have at least one member. 2. NO DISCUSSION ALLOWED JUST LISTS

I’ll start:

The Beatles
U2
The Czech Philharmonic

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:22 (one year ago) link

ILXZ

butt-mooning is a polysemous word, hoss! (breastcrawl), Saturday, 28 May 2022 15:23 (one year ago) link

Name your favorite musical group with members?!

MY DICK

sarahell, Monday, 30 May 2022 17:08 (one year ago) link

What is the most infamous musical artist you've never heard?

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link

For me, Burzum

THE VEIVET UIUERABOUIU (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 7 June 2022 17:15 (one year ago) link

what defines "Really Bad Threads"

Armenian Idol (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 14 June 2022 10:59 (one year ago) link

Things you disagree with but can't be bothered to have an argument about

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 24 June 2022 14:32 (one year ago) link

Post Here When Things Are So Horrible It's Not Worth Trolling

sarahell, Saturday, 25 June 2022 19:09 (one year ago) link

I've always wanted to start a thread about "Pop Songs With the Word Baby Replaced by Hitler", but I've never had the guts.

e.g. "Hitler Love", "Be My Hitler", "Hitler, I Love Your Way", "I'm Your Hitler Tonight", "Hitler Did a Bad, Bad Thing" etc.

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned, and why does MacOS put a squiggly red line under "your"? It's a word. Or is it a Chrome thing?

Ashley Pomeroy, Saturday, 25 June 2022 20:49 (one year ago) link

She's got to be somebody's Hitler

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:29 (one year ago) link

The KKK took my Hitler away

Antifa Sandwich Artist (Boring, Maryland), Saturday, 25 June 2022 22:40 (one year ago) link

A picture of you, a picture of you in uniform
Standing with your head held high
Hot down to the floor but it couldn't be you
It couldn't be you, it's a picture of baby

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:01 (one year ago) link

Hitler shark
do do do do do do

jmm, Saturday, 25 June 2022 23:24 (one year ago) link

US Supreme Court: Post-Gainsbourg Edition

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 04:23 (one year ago) link

But it would be tasteless and one-note and old-fashioned

a fitting tribute to Baby

sarahell, Sunday, 26 June 2022 07:18 (one year ago) link

who do you think you are kidding Mr Baby

Portrait Of A Dissolvi Ng Drea M (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 26 June 2022 08:13 (one year ago) link

i'm so tired of the arguments every christmas over Hitler It's Cold Outside

let's see

Hitler Got the Rickets (Memphis Jug Band, 1928)
Hitler Gotta Party (Don & Dewey)
Hitler Lemonade (Syd Barrett, 1970)
Hitler, Can I Wear Your Clothes (The Spike Drivers, 1965)
Hitler, You Torture My Soul (Magic Sam)
Hitler's On Fire (Eno, 1974)
Boppin' High School Hitler (Don Willis, 1959)
Coney Island Hitler (The Excellents, 1962)
Do Me, Hitler (Prince, 1981)
I'm Gonna Murder My Hitler (Pat Hare, 1954)
When Hitler Gets Wet (Peter Gordon, 1976)

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 26 June 2022 09:47 (one year ago) link

Is you is or is you ain't my Hitler

Nutellanor Roosevelt (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 26 June 2022 12:09 (one year ago) link

Sledgehitler

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:49 (one year ago) link

You're havin' my Hitler
What a lovely way of sayin' how much you love me

jmm, Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:50 (one year ago) link

So won't you, please, be my, be my Hitler
Be my Little Hitler, my one and only Hitler

Doodles Diamond (Tom D.), Sunday, 26 June 2022 15:56 (one year ago) link

My insatiable hitler

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:05 (one year ago) link

Hitl Me Hitler One More Time

Harry Styles and fashion (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link

Hit me with your hitler stick

Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, 26 June 2022 16:08 (one year ago) link

"I'm Gonna Booglarise You, Hitler"

Ashley Pomeroy, Sunday, 26 June 2022 21:15 (one year ago) link

Achtung Hitler?

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 June 2022 21:28 (one year ago) link

Hitler, Now That I've Found You
Step Into My Office, Hitler
I'll Be Your Hitler Tonight
Hitler Talks Dirty
Don't Say Nothin' Bad About My Hitler
Hitler Elephant Walk
(My Hitler Does) Good Sculptures
Hitler Workout
Have You Seen Your Mother, Hitler, Standing in the Shadow?
Ice Ice Hitler
Greenfield Morning I Pushed An Empty Hitler Carriage All Over The City

Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 June 2022 22:20 (one year ago) link

three weeks pass...

How Many Members of Ursula 1000 Can You Name Off the Top of Your Head?

L.H.O.O.Q. Jones (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 18 July 2022 16:53 (one year ago) link

The heat made me think of a series of posts about Podcasts Inspired by the Music of Yes but Not Actually About Yes.

The first example? The Revealing Science of Todd, in which Todd Rundgren talks about the mysteries of science. Including topics such as rocks that move in the desert, can we harness the power of thunder, and can Stevie Wonder touch type?

The second? Wondrous Tories, in which Rory Stewart talks about the spiritual dimension of conservatism. With the exception of paganism all of the other modern political movements were invented just a few decades ago and are essentially synthetic, whereas conservatism stems from the soul of humanity and is eternal. Where do Conservative MPs go when they close their eyes?

It petered out after that. Yours is No Disc Brake, in which Julian Glover talks about bicycle maintenance. I've Seen All Episodes of Ever Decreasing Circles, in which some online comedians talk about Ever Decreasing Circles. It's too hot.

Ashley Pomeroy, Tuesday, 19 July 2022 18:13 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Incredibly shit drawings of ouds

budo jeru, Saturday, 17 September 2022 05:55 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

to what extent does your life revolve around your gas stovetop?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 12 January 2023 01:30 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

When Did Ragù Jump the Shark?

Auf Der Martini (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 12 February 2023 12:04 (one year ago) link

Newer

satori enabler (Noodle Vague), Monday, 13 February 2023 23:14 (one year ago) link

Who is the oddest person regularly posting on ILX?

(Don't all post at once)

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Wednesday, 22 February 2023 15:30 (one year ago) link

How many regular ILX posters are genuinely bad people?

(poll options would range from '51' to '100 or more')

astor pizzarolla (unregistered), Wednesday, 1 March 2023 23:58 (one year ago) link

Have you ever seen a goat?

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 3 March 2023 23:43 (one year ago) link

Have you ever seen a ghost? Have you ever had a piece of toast?

Hideous Lump, Saturday, 4 March 2023 01:35 (one year ago) link

Pretend you have a bullet for the 2022 edition of Sight & Sound's top 10 movies of all time list

sarahell, Sunday, 5 March 2023 17:14 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

Great Assholes Who Were Also Total Athletes

the world is your octopus (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 21 April 2023 17:30 (eleven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Highbrow Tastes with Lowbrow People

This machine bores fascism (PBKR), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:19 (eleven months ago) link

Morgan Wallogina

Maggot Bairn (Tom D.), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:38 (eleven months ago) link

Actually create that one

Qeq-hauau-ent-pehui (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 9 May 2023 21:39 (eleven months ago) link

one month passes...

How do you feel about the Brittas Empire?

Crabber B. Munson (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 7 July 2023 19:24 (nine months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Hell Yeah, It's August!!!!!!

Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 1 August 2023 14:36 (eight months ago) link

Have you ever been a “serial killer”?

Moritz von Oswald von Wolkenstein (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 2 August 2023 16:32 (eight months ago) link

How did Paul Anka fuck?

linoleum gallagher (Neanderthal), Sunday, 6 August 2023 13:29 (eight months ago) link

torys you abused or lost as a child that you still remember

Continuous Two-Tone Warble (Tom D.), Monday, 7 August 2023 06:40 (eight months ago) link

Thread for awesome stuff on OnlyFans that costs money but is still awesome

budo jeru, Tuesday, 15 August 2023 01:19 (eight months ago) link

Which of these 50 ilxors has the worst taste in music

, Tuesday, 22 August 2023 19:51 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

review deserts

nashwan, Wednesday, 6 September 2023 22:22 (seven months ago) link

Durning, Man (A Celebration of Charles Durning)

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 6 September 2023 23:31 (seven months ago) link

Shit Said By Every Librarian Ever

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Thursday, 7 September 2023 01:56 (seven months ago) link

lol, had the same thing happen to me earlier

got it in the blood, the kid's a pelican (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 7 September 2023 02:00 (seven months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Word(s) that only ever appeared in one (ILX) thread title, ever.

budo jeru, Thursday, 21 September 2023 20:42 (six months ago) link

"Breaking Bad" with a friend

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 25 September 2023 16:06 (six months ago) link

VAR albums poll

no gap tree for old men (Noodle Vague), Monday, 9 October 2023 10:53 (six months ago) link

check complete, Ed Sheeran disallowed

real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Monday, 9 October 2023 14:27 (six months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Family Copaganda

Which was the first year of this Willennium?

Are there any albums everyone needs?

sarahell, Wednesday, 25 October 2023 06:35 (five months ago) link

Are you considering buying some gin?

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Thursday, 26 October 2023 21:01 (five months ago) link

What popular trends/fads have turned you into a total diacritical mark?

JoeStork, Thursday, 26 October 2023 21:39 (five months ago) link

lmao

budo jeru, Thursday, 26 October 2023 22:23 (five months ago) link

two weeks pass...

I Love Deep Cats

ꙮ (map), Monday, 13 November 2023 19:39 (five months ago) link

Explain Me Bob Balaban

an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 19 November 2023 17:17 (four months ago) link

Bangin' Bobo jams. Bring them.

The First Time Ever I Saw Gervais (Tom D.), Sunday, 19 November 2023 19:35 (four months ago) link

Honkin' on Oboe

Oh I believe in Yetis' Day (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 20 November 2023 00:29 (four months ago) link

Malediction people roll call!

budo jeru, Thursday, 23 November 2023 15:55 (four months ago) link

Are You a Cutout for Social Media?

Tyler Perry's Cystitis (Noodle Vague), Monday, 27 November 2023 16:09 (four months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is Social Media Cut Out for You?

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Monday, 11 December 2023 21:07 (four months ago) link

are you still Backwards Masking?

Honnest Brish Face (Noodle Vague), Friday, 15 December 2023 07:41 (four months ago) link

one month passes...

Cinematic Monotremes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlprSsIUaZM

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 26 January 2024 00:11 (two months ago) link

Posting Past Your Forties C/d

This is Dance Anthems, have some respect (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 16:47 (two months ago) link

Cinematic monotremes, doo-dah, doo-dah

Washington Post Malone (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 30 January 2024 17:45 (two months ago) link

two weeks pass...

Is Everyone Allowed Their Own Wax Trax! Thread?

B. Amato (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 13 February 2024 19:06 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

Should you poke holes in usages while they’re cooking?

budo jeru, Sunday, 10 March 2024 17:13 (one month ago) link

This is the thread where we ask people to dig up old time actors and directors that you were shockingly old when you learned were married to each other once upon a time

epistantophus, Sunday, 10 March 2024 18:46 (one month ago) link

ha

budo jeru, Sunday, 10 March 2024 18:49 (one month ago) link

two weeks pass...

meme as a privilege

il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Tuesday, 26 March 2024 14:17 (three weeks ago) link

buttplugs at concerts c/d

CEO Greedwagon (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 April 2024 19:32 (one week ago) link

Ugly children, c or d?


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