dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine

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nacho cheese filled donuts

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago) link

asparagus poppers

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:35 (twenty years ago) link

deep fried applesauce

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

chitlins and candycorn

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago) link

cashew and anice bread

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:37 (twenty years ago) link

nerds encrusted salmon

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:37 (twenty years ago) link

what are you drinking tonight, strongo?

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:37 (twenty years ago) link

kiwi soda

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago) link

you silly!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:39 (twenty years ago) link

chocolate and paprika sundaes

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:39 (twenty years ago) link

that could work!

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago) link

turkey stuffed with wontons

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago) link

baked butter

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:40 (twenty years ago) link

there's a cafe near my house that makes their hot chocolate with cayenne pepper

vahid (vahid), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:41 (twenty years ago) link

I'm kinda feelin the Nerds-encrusted salmon, to be honest.

Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:41 (twenty years ago) link

cream of wheat with m&m's

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:42 (twenty years ago) link

hey strongo pur the wine

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:42 (twenty years ago) link

olive oil and bananas

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago) link

yams casino

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago) link

hey mambo. mambo italiano.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:44 (twenty years ago) link

I had curry mirangues yesterday -- in a custard that didn't have eggs (there's a name for it, but i don't recall...). It was rad

ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:44 (twenty years ago) link

prawn and celery root cocktail

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago) link

cheerios with beef broth

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago) link

cream of wheat with m&ms is classic you fule.

Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago) link

coconut cream crab

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:45 (twenty years ago) link

bagel cakes

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:46 (twenty years ago) link

rotisseried salami

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:47 (twenty years ago) link

dude, everything you're describing sounds really good

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:47 (twenty years ago) link

rotisseried salami

this one actually doesn't sound that bad

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:47 (twenty years ago) link

black bean and chinese noodles salsa

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:48 (twenty years ago) link

snickers benedict

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:48 (twenty years ago) link

mustard loaf

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago) link

black bean and chinese noodles salsa

Bingo

ModJ (ModJ), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago) link

are you on a mission to overtake aja on the statscock?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago) link

I like how we're each picking one. It's like the review thread, only ... a menu.

Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago) link

loin of emu

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:49 (twenty years ago) link

A-1 snake sauce

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:50 (twenty years ago) link

I've actually had coconut cream crab though, dude. Unless you mean like "in the form of a daiquiri."

Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:50 (twenty years ago) link

loin of emu

quartzcity chris might knock yer block off for that one

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago) link

i'm so going to the aussie/anzac thread now!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:51 (twenty years ago) link

fig newton gumbo

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:52 (twenty years ago) link

caramel po'boys

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago) link

mushroom and cauliflower bisque

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago) link

Shit pie.

maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:54 (twenty years ago) link

pastrami parmigana

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:55 (twenty years ago) link

broccoli and lard

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

hidden valley brie

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

french fried oreos

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

bleu cheese cobbler

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

corned duck

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:58 (twenty years ago) link

chocolate-covered eggplant

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:00 (twenty years ago) link

I am so completely mournful at my country's lack of kiwi soda right now.

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:01 (twenty years ago) link

Stuffed lettuce head

maypang (maypang), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:02 (twenty years ago) link

head cheese a la mode

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:02 (twenty years ago) link

thank/blame jody for this one:

http://www.australiagift.com/jerky/hot%20emu%20meat%20jerky%20gift%20pack%20.jpg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:10 (twenty years ago) link

baloney! bread!!

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:29 (twenty years ago) link

pork-fried puke

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:38 (twenty years ago) link

Minor digression: I like this "Dr. Strongo" moniker. It's lucha as fuck.

http://www.highspots.com/arena/pic/doscoloso.jpg

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 05:59 (twenty years ago) link

(gotta love a mask with built-in hornrims)

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 06:00 (twenty years ago) link

Chicken fried grease.

Skottie, Saturday, 6 March 2004 06:10 (twenty years ago) link

that is how i will picture jess from now on.

Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 6 March 2004 06:18 (twenty years ago) link

the olive oil and bananas sounds awesome, i'm totally going to try that! and then probably puke!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 6 March 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago) link

Tic-tac and Red Hot Salad

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 March 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago) link

i had the worst taco the other day!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 6 March 2004 07:14 (twenty years ago) link

you know what i keep obsessing over inventing? popcorn salad! right now my thinking is that you could sprinkle crumbled feta cheese over it! and then maybe some light vinaigrette or something!

s1ocki (slutsky), Saturday, 6 March 2004 07:15 (twenty years ago) link

Skate Wing with Brown Butter and Gummy Worms

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 March 2004 07:20 (twenty years ago) link

Melt Away Mints and pesto

Nate in ST.P (natedetritus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 07:33 (twenty years ago) link

honey glazed dried mackerel (as a candy bar)

g--ff (gcannon), Saturday, 6 March 2004 08:00 (twenty years ago) link

can i offer anyone a tabasco collins or butterscotch gimlet to wash these fine treats down?

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Saturday, 6 March 2004 08:12 (twenty years ago) link

Chicken stuffed with wine gums.

jel -- (jel), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:17 (twenty years ago) link

It's like someone has systematically impregnated all of ILE.

Matt DC (Matt DC), Saturday, 6 March 2004 12:39 (twenty years ago) link

Farrell's Protein Boosts: Kraft Philadephia cream cheese (in foil not plastic) cut short-wise into six blocks, with a slice of corned beef wrapped around each one. Consume during preparation.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 6 March 2004 14:23 (twenty years ago) link

ohhhhh andrew, you don't know what box of snakes you're opening here

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:22 (twenty years ago) link

Adam's Vita-Blast: Toasted pumpernickel spread with chocolate chip cookie dough, topped with thick California honey.

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Saturday, 6 March 2004 18:24 (twenty years ago) link

I am astonished by the idea that I have kicked this thread up a notch. Though I do think that any ILX cookbook needs a "Consume during preparation" section.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:36 (twenty years ago) link

I am astonished by the idea that I have kicked this thread up a notch

You forgot the BAM!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:40 (twenty years ago) link

This thread is an amazing achievement.

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago) link

taco of yak

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 19:49 (twenty years ago) link

moo shu cod

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

rack of eclairs

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

boiled oranges

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:09 (twenty years ago) link

gouda with sauteed argyle

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:10 (twenty years ago) link

red peppers stuffed with stove-top

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:11 (twenty years ago) link

rice and gummi worms

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

green beans rockafeller

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

deep-fried peach

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

manicotti ala miracle whip

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:12 (twenty years ago) link

horseradish snaps

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago) link

calamari a la vanilla

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:13 (twenty years ago) link

salsbury sausage

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:14 (twenty years ago) link

chicken kiev (stuffed w/ barbequed spam)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

bacon with syrup

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

sour cheddar

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

candied oysters

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

green olives stuffed with tic-tacs

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

anchiovie cobbler

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

sour cream goes with EVERYTHING

Slavbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:17 (twenty years ago) link

i.e., sour cream:eastern european cuisine::tomato sauce::italian cuisine.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

belgian tofu

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:18 (twenty years ago) link

aw jess are you pregnant?!

geeta (geeta), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago) link

fondue-covered sushi

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:20 (twenty years ago) link

eel pops

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:21 (twenty years ago) link

buffalo blueberries

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

eel pops

you've never heard of eel on a stick?!? (yes, that delicacy DOES exist! shishka-eel, as it were)

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:22 (twenty years ago) link

port wine cream cheese

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

Chocolate Frosted Habanero Bombs

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

caramelized venison

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:24 (twenty years ago) link

white castles a la mode

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

sushi yogurt

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

Braised shiksa

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

beer battered bark

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:26 (twenty years ago) link

general tso's pastrami

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

chicken fried brazil nuts

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

penne a la gin

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:28 (twenty years ago) link

veal a la kummus

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 6 March 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

french fried oreos

done at the texas state fair.

Viva La Sam (thatgirl), Saturday, 6 March 2004 22:03 (twenty years ago) link

Poprock borscht

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 March 2004 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

another true story: deep fried candy bars

christhamrin (christhamrin), Saturday, 6 March 2004 22:40 (twenty years ago) link

Cotton squash

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 March 2004 22:41 (twenty years ago) link

From rockist foodie Mark Furtsenberg's Slate diary:

I have heard so much about the restaurant—its experimental chef, Heston Blumenthal, his daring combinations, and intensely expressed philosophies. The chef, via a table card, invited us to create our own childhood fantasy foods. He mentioned one of this own: Sardines and toast, which he offers improbably as a sorbet flavor.

Anne imagined a dispenser of Pez that would shoot little foods into our mouths and those soft wax "Coke bottles" that as children we bit to get at a horribly sweet, incredibly bad liquid. Francois imagined a food made from Pop Rocks, those little granules that, in his childhood, kids placed on their tongues to feel the sputtering and crackling.

Then, incredibly, after we had tasted amuses-bouches of white chocolate sorbet in carrot juice and little jellies of beet and orange, they arrived—Pop Rocks sprinkled over tiny cubes of beet that accompanied Francois' guinea hen; umami broth with mackerel; cauliflower risotto dusted at the table with cocoa powder.

For dessert, we passed over the smoked bacon and egg ice cream in favor of mango and Douglas fir puree with beets and green peppercorn jelly.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Saturday, 6 March 2004 22:45 (twenty years ago) link

Squid tamales w/ wasabi

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 March 2004 22:47 (twenty years ago) link

(I'd probably read that; I'm a fan of his)

gabbneb (gabbneb), Saturday, 6 March 2004 22:49 (twenty years ago) link

beets in curry sauce

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 8 March 2004 00:57 (twenty years ago) link

snake bacon

Aaron A., Tuesday, 9 March 2004 05:41 (twenty years ago) link

durian omelette

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 07:00 (twenty years ago) link

prairie oysters on the half shell

Kenny Blankenship (Bryan), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 07:05 (twenty years ago) link

Steamin' Meadow Muffins with Neufchatel cheese.

jim wentworth (wench), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 07:12 (twenty years ago) link

beef sashimi

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 16:15 (twenty years ago) link

corndog kabobs

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 16:15 (twenty years ago) link

Oh wait corndogs are already kinda kabobs aren't they?

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago) link

raaaaaaaaaaspberry souffle

prince singing to himself in the kitchen (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago) link

bourbon ball kabobs

nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago) link

whiskey flakes

Kingfish Cowboy (Kingfish), Tuesday, 9 March 2004 16:28 (twenty years ago) link

Fruit roll-up salad with butter vinaigrette.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 12 March 2004 21:58 (twenty years ago) link

Venison bread

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 12 March 2004 23:14 (twenty years ago) link

whiskey flakes

Whisky poured over granola = breakfast of champions.

oreos&clementing slices

Ian Johnson (orion), Friday, 12 March 2004 23:48 (twenty years ago) link

curried durian

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 12 March 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

pork-fried risotto

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 12 March 2004 23:51 (twenty years ago) link

rotisseried salami

I haven't read the whole thread but this is genius.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:15 (twenty years ago) link

I don't think anything else on the thread could be better than that.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

dr. strongo... made me ill.

cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:16 (twenty years ago) link

abalone sandwich

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:17 (twenty years ago) link

"shell in"?

Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

taco bisque

oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

Delicious. And crunchy!

(This reminds me that the abalone bisque I had in Monterey one time was so ridiculously good...)

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:22 (twenty years ago) link

linguinie and spam(s)

oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:24 (twenty years ago) link

pancreatic tort

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:25 (twenty years ago) link

hamburger mousse

oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:26 (twenty years ago) link

anteater blintzes

stockholm cindy (Jody Beth Rosen), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

Those would almost look like churros.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 13 March 2004 01:28 (twenty years ago) link

Fried bananas are common in Africa. Some missionary cousins* of my father visited us once and whipped up fried bananas and ground meat and peanut stew before my mother got home. It was good too, and I was a very picky eater back then.

*They practically all are missionaries or ministers.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:12 (twenty years ago) link

So I mean banana fried in olive oil would probably be okay. You didn't say to fry it, but your descriptions are open-ended.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:13 (twenty years ago) link

Mild goat cheese marinated in mint jelly and pureed serrano chilis.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:17 (twenty years ago) link

Did I spell marinate wrong?

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:18 (twenty years ago) link

My idea is too complicated.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago) link

Toasted flour sandwich

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago) link

kidney bean julep

strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago) link

candy & breadcrumb casserole.

Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:51 (twenty years ago) link

buffalo consume

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:53 (twenty years ago) link

frozen candied sugar

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:53 (twenty years ago) link

fava beans and molasses

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

tofu blood pudding

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

concealed tempeh

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

lima bean and strawberry torte a la mode

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:54 (twenty years ago) link

shreded wild mushroom

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago) link

pop tart tempura

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago) link

seaweed pesto

(I actually have an idea for this.)

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago) link

refried cheese-steak

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:56 (twenty years ago) link

truffles and clotted creme

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:56 (twenty years ago) link

pepperoni & brazil nut stirfry.

Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:56 (twenty years ago) link

shrimp-fried eucalyptus

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:56 (twenty years ago) link

squid benedict

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago) link

deep-fried cookie dough a la jacque

oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 March 2004 02:59 (twenty years ago) link

grilled watermelon

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:00 (twenty years ago) link

blackened lemon meringue

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:01 (twenty years ago) link

eggplant with 500 flavors

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:02 (twenty years ago) link

Cocoa Pebble filled cream puffs

oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:02 (twenty years ago) link

toasted smarties

mark p (Mark P), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:02 (twenty years ago) link

bananas foster whitaker

oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago) link

prawns in lumpy gravy

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago) link

slocki, ew my older sister used to put parmesan cheese on popcorn. It was pretty vile.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:03 (twenty years ago) link

crumbled giblets

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:04 (twenty years ago) link

bleu cheese & cheez-whiz popcorn

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:04 (twenty years ago) link

gorgonzola & orange coffee cake.

Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:05 (twenty years ago) link

pressure cooked popcorn

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:05 (twenty years ago) link

wheat berry succotash

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:06 (twenty years ago) link

bleu cheese goes well with EVERYTHING

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:06 (twenty years ago) link

pig liver pie

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:06 (twenty years ago) link

caramel-coated onion rings

oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:07 (twenty years ago) link

baked potato hoagie

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:09 (twenty years ago) link

Thai mouse

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:10 (twenty years ago) link

roof-rat pepper pot

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:10 (twenty years ago) link

halibut pot pie.

Ian Johnson (orion), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:11 (twenty years ago) link

broiled frog polenta

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:12 (twenty years ago) link

acid stroganoff

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:14 (twenty years ago) link

Malaysian sauerbraten

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:14 (twenty years ago) link

(Strange as it may seem, this is making me want to cook again--which is good.)

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:15 (twenty years ago) link

grapes stir-fried in peanut oil

Eisbär (llamasfur), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:17 (twenty years ago) link

lemon grass tabouleh

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:17 (twenty years ago) link

peanuts fried in grape seed oil

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:19 (twenty years ago) link

oiled peanuts graped in fry oil

oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:21 (twenty years ago) link

old oil fried in new oil

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:24 (twenty years ago) link

oil wrapped oil encrusted in, um, something. oil maybe.

oops (Oops), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:25 (twenty years ago) link

oil of lard

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:26 (twenty years ago) link

oxygen cocktail

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:27 (twenty years ago) link

steam-grate cous-cous

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:30 (twenty years ago) link

I still admire the elegantly simple radicalism of strongo's more remarkable dishes.

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:34 (twenty years ago) link

truffle ordinary

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:39 (twenty years ago) link

pickled dog's ass

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:39 (twenty years ago) link

espresso pilaf

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:45 (twenty years ago) link

sand-papered jicama

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

asparagus appointment

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:57 (twenty years ago) link

jerk monkey

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 03:59 (twenty years ago) link

jerk napoleon

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 04:01 (twenty years ago) link

prune torpedoes

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 04:03 (twenty years ago) link

stick insect treasure

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 04:04 (twenty years ago) link

five palace platter

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago) link

limitless parsley

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 04:07 (twenty years ago) link

fish sauce fish

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 04:08 (twenty years ago) link

kohlrabi waffles

Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 12:22 (twenty years ago) link

Construction in Zucchini #1

Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 13 March 2004 18:18 (twenty years ago) link

crab coffee cake

kephm, Saturday, 13 March 2004 18:19 (twenty years ago) link

Purslane Study #4-a
Purslane Study #7-a-b
Purslane Study #10
Purslane Study #15-a-e
Purslane Study #31
Hothouse Purslane Study #1-7

Rockist Scientist, Saturday, 13 March 2004 18:21 (twenty years ago) link

pickle relish % coconut custard
w/side of hot butter rum sauce

kephm, Saturday, 13 March 2004 18:26 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.livingtv.co.uk/cosbyshow/images/cosbyshow_07.jpg
"Bacon Burger Dog!"

Pablo Cruise (chaki), Saturday, 13 March 2004 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

this thread = homemade ipecac

!!!! (amateurist), Saturday, 13 March 2004 19:18 (twenty years ago) link

cuttlefish fingers

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 04:56 (twenty years ago) link

obscure mollusc sandwiches

dyson (dyson), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:13 (twenty years ago) link

chilled fugu and nutmeg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:15 (twenty years ago) link

bongwater soda

teriyaki placenta

Ian Johnson (orion), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 05:26 (twenty years ago) link

Consume during preparation.
Andrew, this should join the pantheon, taking its rightful place with "lather, rinse, repeat" and "Life and separate."

Skottie, Tuesday, 16 March 2004 06:23 (twenty years ago) link

Cheers. I am quietly proud of it, but it walks a fine line between sloth and actually caring what you're sticking in your face-hole.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Tuesday, 16 March 2004 10:17 (twenty years ago) link

Olive oil-flavored yogurt.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Thursday, 18 March 2004 12:48 (twenty years ago) link

one month passes...
chitlin' kebab

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 30 April 2004 13:15 (nineteen years ago) link

deep-fried guinness

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 30 April 2004 13:20 (nineteen years ago) link

liver sorbet

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 30 April 2004 13:21 (nineteen years ago) link

spit-roasted dill pickles

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 30 April 2004 13:29 (nineteen years ago) link

tiramisu of lager and pork rinds

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 30 April 2004 13:41 (nineteen years ago) link

marmite custard

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 30 April 2004 13:47 (nineteen years ago) link

fishfinger surprise

holojames (holojames), Friday, 30 April 2004 13:54 (nineteen years ago) link

terrine of snickers bar

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 30 April 2004 14:46 (nineteen years ago) link

beer-battered escargot

oops (Oops), Friday, 30 April 2004 14:52 (nineteen years ago) link

confit of spam

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Friday, 30 April 2004 15:40 (nineteen years ago) link

butternut tartare

@d@ml (nordicskilla), Friday, 30 April 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

here's a little tip: don't open this thread when you have a migraine

s1ocki (slutsky), Friday, 30 April 2004 15:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Dave Stelfox should be arrested.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 April 2004 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

for crimes of undeliciousness.

mark p (Mark P), Friday, 30 April 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

soy balm

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

kim chee ice cream

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link

liverfluke sushi on a bed of passed kidney stones

mark s (mark s), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Borax Snax

gabbneb (gabbneb), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Red mullett and coffee beans.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:26 (nineteen years ago) link

peanut butter, chutney, and balsamic on inerja.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 21:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Some of these could potentially be good:

loin of emu
mushroom and cauliflower bisque
corned duck
taco of yak
moo shu cod
penne a la gin
shreded wild mushroom
seaweed pesto
broiled frog polenta
lemon grass tabouleh

As for

Squid tamales w/ wasabi

it sounds like fusion cooking gone so horribly wrong you're not sure whether or not it could be good.

j.lu (j.lu), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Olive oil-flavored yogurt.

With sea salt and fresh herbs, like tyme. Leave overnight for flavors to steep. Quite nice on veggies.

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 30 April 2004 22:36 (nineteen years ago) link

goat sashimi

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Saturday, 1 May 2004 11:17 (nineteen years ago) link

steak and pygmy pie

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Saturday, 1 May 2004 11:18 (nineteen years ago) link

chocolate moose

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Saturday, 1 May 2004 11:24 (nineteen years ago) link

char-grilled cucumber

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Saturday, 1 May 2004 11:25 (nineteen years ago) link

szechuan trifle

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Saturday, 1 May 2004 11:26 (nineteen years ago) link

pureed steak with coca-cola jus

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Saturday, 1 May 2004 11:32 (nineteen years ago) link

creamed cream

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Saturday, 1 May 2004 11:33 (nineteen years ago) link

baba ganouj ice cream.

Ian Johnson (orion), Sunday, 2 May 2004 04:39 (nineteen years ago) link

this thread reminds me of the ninja turtles

christhamrin (christhamrin), Sunday, 2 May 2004 05:58 (nineteen years ago) link

pickled kidneys

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 12:09 (nineteen years ago) link

lamb and banana coulis

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link

bread casserole

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 12:14 (nineteen years ago) link

toilet duck a l'orange

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 13:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Tripe suzette

Madchen (Madchen), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link

I had a garlic pesto & salami & banana sandwhich for lunch today. Also, yesterday.

Gregory Henry (Gregory Henry), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 13:43 (nineteen years ago) link

shoes au vin

zinc souffle

Tom Collins mix benedict

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link

smoked mackerel ice cream

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 13:53 (nineteen years ago) link

bleach melba

robster (robster), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 13:55 (nineteen years ago) link

pontiff tartare

briania, Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

salt cod frappe

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

fishpuccino

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuna Capuccino

Barima (Barima), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 15:35 (nineteen years ago) link

thousand eyeball dressing

stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:35 (nineteen years ago) link

MSG tartlets

teeny (teeny), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Candied fat.

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 16:59 (nineteen years ago) link

Marashino cherry and fenugreek flavored soy milk smoothy.

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 17:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Hazelnut & Anchovie Dairy Milk.

Sick Nouthall (Nick Southall), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 17:08 (nineteen years ago) link

Easter peep and tofu surpise.

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 17:10 (nineteen years ago) link

Stale blue corn chips and a mixture of jarred salsa and goat cheese.

donut bitch (donut), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 17:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Ain't that the truth!

Michael White (Hereward), Tuesday, 11 May 2004 17:12 (nineteen years ago) link

boiled groundnut oil

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 08:54 (nineteen years ago) link

battered Sprite

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 08:54 (nineteen years ago) link

baked alaskan

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 08:56 (nineteen years ago) link

baked nebraskan

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 08:56 (nineteen years ago) link

peroxide and baking soda toothpaste vol au vents

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 08:58 (nineteen years ago) link

granite a la mode

slow-roasted priest

chutneyade

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 08:58 (nineteen years ago) link

lychees and listerine

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 08:59 (nineteen years ago) link

grime pickle

robster (robster), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:00 (nineteen years ago) link

MOTHERFUCKIN JUMBO STRAWBERRY MARINATED IN ZOOEY DESCHANEL'S BOX FO TWO HOURS AND SERBED WIT HONEY GREEN TEA.....I KNOW YOU LIKE THE STEEZ

LC, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:16 (nineteen years ago) link

you delightful young man

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:19 (nineteen years ago) link

parfait of squid

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Lifesize model of Stacey Dash made of CHURROS
Havarti Won-Ton Fondue
Konerak Fried Konerak

LC, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:21 (nineteen years ago) link

egg-fried eggs

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Gorgonzola Waffles with Jus de Bissap

(Actually, I might like this...)

Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:27 (nineteen years ago) link

lobster coffee bisque

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:28 (nineteen years ago) link

poached cheese

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:41 (nineteen years ago) link

eggplant custard with pan-fried eye of newt

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:44 (nineteen years ago) link

roast tentacle hogie with vanilla sauce

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 09:46 (nineteen years ago) link

radish hash

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:23 (nineteen years ago) link

roast yoghurt

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 11:24 (nineteen years ago) link

lard soup

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:14 (nineteen years ago) link

Galantine of sprout

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:28 (nineteen years ago) link

Phlegm brulée

Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Porkless pie

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:31 (nineteen years ago) link

Porked pie

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Phlegm brulée

i am currently producing this on tap

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Liz wins

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:36 (nineteen years ago) link

rutted stoat

briania, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Feetloaf.

Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 13:51 (nineteen years ago) link

Super furry mulligatawny

briania, Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:02 (nineteen years ago) link

Flake au poivre

Madchen (Madchen), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:08 (nineteen years ago) link

turnip gazpacho

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:10 (nineteen years ago) link

cool whip jalfrezi

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:30 (nineteen years ago) link

goat puree

Liz :x (Liz :x), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:31 (nineteen years ago) link

jerk aspic

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 14:36 (nineteen years ago) link

Fried leg hair trimmings in a waxy buildup and toe jam reduction

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Pepita-encrusted sausage with licorice emulsion

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:18 (nineteen years ago) link

Bacon sorbet

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:20 (nineteen years ago) link

Fiddlehead Fern Granola

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 15:49 (nineteen years ago) link

Fiddlehead fern is tasty though.

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link

fisherman's friend jerky

stevem (blueski), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Cheese Kabobs

Michael White (Hereward), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link

deep fried cream of broccoli soup on a stick

dave225 (Dave225), Wednesday, 12 May 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

OK, so this is a real recipe that I came across while browsing the Woman's Institute of Domestic Arts and Sciences Library of Cookery:

COFFEE JELLY
(Sufficient to Serve Six)

2 c. clear, strong coffee
1/2 oz. or 2-1/4 Tb. unflavored gelatine
1/2 c. cold water
1 c. boiling water
Three-quarters c. sugar

Prepare the coffee freshly and make it stronger than that which would
ordinarily be used for the table. Be sure that it contains no grounds.
Soak the gelatine in the cold water, and dissolve in the boiling water.
Add the sugar and coffee. Pour into moistened molds and allow to cool.
Serve with sweetened whipped cream.

There's a lot of nastiness in the aforementioned volume, but damn!

Liz :x (Liz :x), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 11:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Cheese Kabobs

you may jest but big chunks of haloumi cheese skewered with peppers, courgette (zucchini), onion and tomato is a barbecue staple

Dave Stelfox (Dave Stelfox), Tuesday, 18 May 2004 11:48 (nineteen years ago) link

squid a la nutmeg

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 1 June 2004 03:07 (nineteen years ago) link

eight months pass...
for some reason, i just ordered a "gyros sub"

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 4 February 2005 19:32 (nineteen years ago) link

Truly a lovely thread. And a wrong one.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 4 February 2005 19:39 (nineteen years ago) link

digital ipecac!

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 4 February 2005 19:44 (nineteen years ago) link

spleen profiteroles

stelfox, Friday, 4 February 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link

potage au cigarette

stelfox, Friday, 4 February 2005 20:00 (nineteen years ago) link

drum and sea bass with lemongrass

stelfox, Friday, 4 February 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

liver rockefeller

the polo grounds (Jody Beth Rosen), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:01 (nineteen years ago) link

Quenelles de Couilles de boeuf pochées et Rondelles de Verge poêlés avec leur sauce de crème à la sémence bovine

Michael White (Hereward), Friday, 4 February 2005 20:30 (nineteen years ago) link

Smudged tomato peels.

RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Friday, 4 February 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

cool ranch pancreas

Snappy (sexyDancer), Friday, 4 February 2005 21:38 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread equally makes me giggle and get the munchies. Dude.

TrayceIsNotStoned,HonestGuv (trayce), Saturday, 5 February 2005 08:27 (nineteen years ago) link

LOIN OF EMU!!!!!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 6 February 2005 02:11 (nineteen years ago) link

Lay's Hint of Toenail Potato Chips

Aaron A., Sunday, 6 February 2005 02:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Monkey dip.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 6 February 2005 03:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Captain Quackenbush's Tangy Party Dip and Face Cream

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 6 February 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Schroedinger's Probability Dip

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 6 February 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

i want some dip.

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 6 February 2005 03:22 (nineteen years ago) link

That reminds me of "Admirable Byrd's Deep-Dish Sheep-Dip Cherrystone Pie"

Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 6 February 2005 03:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Admirable Byrd? McGuinn? Crosby?

Pears can just fuck right off. (kenan), Sunday, 6 February 2005 03:39 (nineteen years ago) link

It's a bit from the Firesign Theatre — "Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me the Pliers"

Curious George Rides a Republican (Rock Hardy), Sunday, 6 February 2005 03:43 (nineteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
sour feta and pears

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 20 February 2005 21:22 (nineteen years ago) link

garden weed ragout

Aaron A., Sunday, 20 February 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link

snoutgrass raggett

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 20 February 2005 21:58 (nineteen years ago) link

* liquify one yukon gold potato and 5 oz frozen corn in a blender
* mix with flour and a little water, a little salt, a little sugar.. enough to have a sorta pancake batter (masa flour works great)
* make cheapass potato corn griddle starchycakes!

donut debonair (donut), Sunday, 20 February 2005 22:08 (nineteen years ago) link

(that means pour into a hot skillet with margarine or oil)

donut debonair (donut), Sunday, 20 February 2005 22:09 (nineteen years ago) link

cancer dye soup

RS £aRue (rockist_scientist), Sunday, 20 February 2005 23:16 (nineteen years ago) link

Dingleberry tart

j.lu (j.lu), Sunday, 20 February 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link

two months pass...
lasagne & chips (this is true our cafe sells it)

mullygrubbr (bulbs), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 04:36 (eighteen years ago) link

Flake au poivre

Hey! This is ILE; ITYM Bootyflakes au Poivre

j.lu (j.lu), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 05:00 (eighteen years ago) link

macaroni and jelly

fra lippo liposuction (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 14:29 (eighteen years ago) link

catatouille

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:46 (eighteen years ago) link

baklava bacon cheeseburger pizza sandwich

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

catatouille

haha!

fra lippo liposuction (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 15:48 (eighteen years ago) link

ostrich menstration gespatcho

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

ostrich menstruation gespatcho

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:17 (eighteen years ago) link

pine tree bark soda

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

beer boullion

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:29 (eighteen years ago) link

purple pumpkin penis primavera

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

roasted garlic smoothie

nickalicious (nickalicious), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

i was pregnant, but i lost the baby

strng hlkngtn, Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:39 (eighteen years ago) link

oh no! strongo v. nickalicious cuisine FITE!! OH NO!!!

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:41 (eighteen years ago) link

yer "loin of emu" is a hit, BTW.

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 16:42 (eighteen years ago) link

liver 'n' onions 'n' cherries jubilee

Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:15 (eighteen years ago) link

pickles and pudding

heh heh heh (Jeanne Fury), Wednesday, 27 April 2005 19:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i was pregnant, but i lost the baby

Does pregnancy explain any of these...culinary concepts?

Fetus tartare?

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:37 (eighteen years ago) link

llama ball soup

fra lippo liposuction (Jody Beth Rosen), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:38 (eighteen years ago) link

Ragweed ragoût

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 28 April 2005 00:39 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
kung pao pocky

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 May 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

fired chikken

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 13 May 2005 23:14 (eighteen years ago) link

Cream of Amoxicillin Soup

Mike O. (Mike Ouderkirk), Saturday, 14 May 2005 16:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Gin Milquetoast.

If it's put in a Tom Collins glass, you could call it the Phil Collins.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Monday, 16 May 2005 15:31 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...
ned ragu

stelf)xxxx, Friday, 1 July 2005 14:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Dan Perryade.

Mädchen (Madchen), Friday, 1 July 2005 14:57 (eighteen years ago) link

chuck steak

stelf)xxx, Friday, 1 July 2005 14:58 (eighteen years ago) link

wheatgrass pie

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:00 (eighteen years ago) link

nerds encrusted salmon

Seriously...this could work.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

wheatgrass

stelf)xxxx, Friday, 1 July 2005 15:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Smoked salmonella.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I noticed the other day that we have a huge box of Lemonheads that someone brought to our party and no one ever ate. Any suggestions for cuisine incorporating small, crunchy lemon-flavored candies?

n/a (Nick A.), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Make a bubble drink out of them.

Rock Hardy (Rock Hardy), Friday, 1 July 2005 15:11 (eighteen years ago) link

stuff a chicken with them

stelf)xxx, Friday, 1 July 2005 15:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Lemonhead-coated mango chicken strips.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Friday, 1 July 2005 16:01 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...
Monterey jack blintzes.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Watermelon rind slaw.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:10 (eighteen years ago) link

Caramel-coated mussels.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:13 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh, honey nooooo...

Jimmy Mod Is Sick of Being The Best At Everything (ModJ), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:14 (eighteen years ago) link

deep fried cherry pits

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:15 (eighteen years ago) link

tiramisu au gratin

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 01:16 (eighteen years ago) link

sage smoothies!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 02:55 (eighteen years ago) link

mustard-seed vermouth

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Tuesday, 19 July 2005 04:04 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
octopus with deep-fried kumquat

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 20 November 2005 07:45 (eighteen years ago) link

ginger-lime braised tripe

Special Agent Dale Koopa (orion), Sunday, 20 November 2005 21:39 (eighteen years ago) link

Monte Cristo ice cream

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Mouseatouile.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Ginger-lime Blondies.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Hundred-layer Salad.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Hamburger Diane.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Fruit Salad Casserole.

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Sunday, 20 November 2005 22:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Beetroot beer.

Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 21 November 2005 10:14 (eighteen years ago) link

I would like Hamburger Diane!

Trayce (trayce), Monday, 21 November 2005 10:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Margarineshake.

Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 22 November 2005 03:47 (eighteen years ago) link

four months pass...
V-8, tobasco, a dash of mountain dew, blended with fried pork rinds. Add vodka liberally.

I call it a "Chubby Mary".

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 6 April 2006 23:26 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...
key-lime burritos

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

macaroni kimchee

electric sound of jim (and why not) (electricsound), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:56 (seventeen years ago) link

kishke custard

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 01:59 (seventeen years ago) link

wombat fricassee

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 02:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Ovaltine-habanero salsa

100% CHAMPS with a Yes! Attitude. (Austin, Still), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 02:03 (seventeen years ago) link

sudafed

Thomas Tallis (Tommy), Wednesday, 14 June 2006 13:48 (seventeen years ago) link

My breakfast today was very Strongo-like: Jelly Bellies, Doritos, and black coffee.
I keep trying to tell myself it's okay because the Doritos were the "Baked!" kind, but it's not a very convincing argument.

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:34 (seventeen years ago) link

owl fritters

you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:58 (seventeen years ago) link

splinter cobbler

you can email me if you wish to challenge the truth (nickalicious), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 19:59 (seventeen years ago) link

PICKLED PECKER

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

bread crumb stew

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

spaghetti-o's omelette

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:37 (seventeen years ago) link

celery maraschino cherry tapenade

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

seltzer oyster

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

Savory Beet and Kalamata Olive Sorbet

Michael Daddino (epicharmus), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:48 (seventeen years ago) link

kung-pao creampuffs

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:49 (seventeen years ago) link

pâté monte cristo

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 20:54 (seventeen years ago) link

mung bean marzipan

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:20 (seventeen years ago) link

nothing else on this thread dares such lofty heights as the nerds encrusted salmon.

Kim (Kim), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:39 (seventeen years ago) link

jizzypop

¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ¨ˆ (chaki), Tuesday, 27 June 2006 22:51 (seventeen years ago) link

nothing else on this thread dares such lofty heights as the nerds encrusted salmon.

how about chilean sea bass au pop rocks?!?

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 00:20 (seventeen years ago) link

well that ain't even pan seared Nova Scotian scallops on a bed of cherry Lik M Aid now is it?

Kim (Kim), Wednesday, 28 June 2006 01:24 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...
spicy root beer baby back ribs (last night)

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

marinated ribslabs in root beer for 1 hour
modified dry rub for spicy (8 parts brown sugar, 3 parts salt, 1 part chili powder, 1 part cayenne, 1 part special blend)
roast at 250 for 3 hours
put ribs in fridge for a little bit
pour drippings in pan, add 1 glug molasses, 1 ounce Makers, reduce
broil ribs, basting with reduced sauce every whenever you feel like it
MAKE CAVEMAN OF YRSELF

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:54 (seventeen years ago) link

i fear someone is missing the point

katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

I just had to post it SOMEWHERE.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i feel you

katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

cappucino cheetos

since i'm here (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:02 (seventeen years ago) link

bacon cake

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:05 (seventeen years ago) link

lasagne pot pie

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Shrimp mints

always crashing in other people's cars (kenan), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

alternately: marinate ribs in 1/2 orange juice, 1/2 margarita mix. surrious.

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:10 (seventeen years ago) link

chow-chow sandwich

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:15 (seventeen years ago) link

Felix flan.

Mädchen (Madchen), Thursday, 14 September 2006 14:32 (seventeen years ago) link

relish soup

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:03 (seventeen years ago) link

nipple sauce

katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:13 (seventeen years ago) link

yow-yow sandwich

GILLY'S BAGG'EAR VANCE OF COUPARI (Ex Leon), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:44 (seventeen years ago) link

pork

jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:45 (seventeen years ago) link

pork pork

Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Thursday, 14 September 2006 15:52 (seventeen years ago) link

david yow sandwich

katie quirk (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

pork pop-tarts

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

pastrami latte

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:52 (seventeen years ago) link

surimicicles

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:55 (seventeen years ago) link

coconut-vinegar ice cream

(I would have sworn "nuevo" was spelled correctly in the thread title until I saw it revived today)

Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:57 (seventeen years ago) link

risotto a la durian

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 16:59 (seventeen years ago) link

barbequed pomegranate

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Nueva Cocina

xpost

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

shih-tzu casserole

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:01 (seventeen years ago) link

chow-chow mei fun

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:02 (seventeen years ago) link

sandshark ice cream in a sriracha waffle cone

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

bluegill smoothie

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link

risotto a la durian

That durian popsicle I tasted in Seattle was the most horrifying food-thing I've ever encountered...totally worth the 99c.

Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

3-card monte cristo

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

chocolate-anchovy black forest torte

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

string cheese & beef jerky bloody mary

Jordan (Jordan), Thursday, 14 September 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

pork-fried ginger snaps

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:03 (seventeen years ago) link

fruit-rollup-wrapped pickles with habanero aioli

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:07 (seventeen years ago) link

steak tartare shooters

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:08 (seventeen years ago) link

grilled citrus fruits

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:09 (seventeen years ago) link

bubble-and-beak

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:10 (seventeen years ago) link

octopus pancakes with emergen-c syrup

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

kiwi fruit stuffed with creamed chipped beef

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:11 (seventeen years ago) link

easter peeps tikka masala

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:12 (seventeen years ago) link

red bean bun b

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:15 (seventeen years ago) link

scrambled eggs smothered in baba ghanouj

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:18 (seventeen years ago) link

curried fufu

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:19 (seventeen years ago) link

I have grilled citrus fruits.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

beetloaf

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

Swedish peatballs

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

pork-fried ginger snaps

I'd totally eat that.

M. White (Miguelito), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

chocolate mushroom meringue pie

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:28 (seventeen years ago) link

candy-corn sushi rolls

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

cherry popsicles covered in spicy barbeque sauce

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 14 September 2006 20:32 (seventeen years ago) link

toad in the hole croquenbouche

Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Thursday, 14 September 2006 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

phyllo-encrusted dried sage in vinegar broth with licorice sticks

gabbneb (gabbneb), Thursday, 14 September 2006 22:29 (seventeen years ago) link

ziti meringue casserole

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link

zit merengue pie

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:52 (seventeen years ago) link

key-lime and pork-rind pie

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 15 September 2006 01:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Toad hole.

Thermo Thinwall (Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 15 September 2006 13:46 (seventeen years ago) link

feta-cheese puffs in peanut butter dip

Amateur(ist) (Amateur(ist)), Friday, 15 September 2006 22:59 (seventeen years ago) link

scrambled eggs smothered in baba ghanouj

I'd eat that! I mean I covered scrambled eggs in creamed spinach dip just the other day so go figure.

Trayce (trayce), Saturday, 16 September 2006 11:24 (seventeen years ago) link

deep-fried cabbage

Eisbär (llamasfur), Sunday, 17 September 2006 01:34 (seventeen years ago) link

snickers omelette

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 18 September 2006 12:29 (seventeen years ago) link

twinkies flambe

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 18 September 2006 12:32 (seventeen years ago) link

PBJLT

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 18 September 2006 13:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Isn't that chinese seaweed stuff just deep-fried cabbage?

Mädchen (Madchen), Monday, 18 September 2006 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

babyback ribs and whipped cream

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 September 2006 15:57 (seventeen years ago) link

marshmallow poutine

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 18 September 2006 17:05 (seventeen years ago) link

twix 'n salsa dippers

^@^ (map), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:12 (seventeen years ago) link

bagels and gravy

^@^ (map), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:16 (seventeen years ago) link

I will eat the fuck out of that.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 18 September 2006 17:19 (seventeen years ago) link

bagels with the fuck scooped out

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:42 (seventeen years ago) link

mac 'n bees

gabbneb (gabbneb), Monday, 18 September 2006 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait til I tell my dad, he's always looking for other things to pour gravy on.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 18 September 2006 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link

things my dad has poured gravy on: waffles, ramen noodles.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 18 September 2006 17:47 (seventeen years ago) link

gravy soufflé

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:00 (seventeen years ago) link

Double Mocha McRib Frappuccino

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Monday, 18 September 2006 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

molasses-smothered ziti

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:04 (seventeen years ago) link

feta cheese ho-hos

Eisbär (llamasfur), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:30 (seventeen years ago) link

cheese beer

^@^ (map), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:47 (seventeen years ago) link

breadstick flavored pepperoni sticks

^@^ (map), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:48 (seventeen years ago) link

Olive-Rhubarb Swirl ice cream

Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Capercicles

M. White (Miguelito), Monday, 18 September 2006 18:56 (seventeen years ago) link

Cheese beer. yum yum yum. 2 of my favourite substances.

Hard like armour (Hard like armour), Monday, 18 September 2006 23:56 (seventeen years ago) link

i would love to hang out with nickalicious's dad to eat fried chicken with gravied waffles.

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 00:40 (seventeen years ago) link

sweet-tart pad thai

Eisbär (llamasfur), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 02:53 (seventeen years ago) link

pickle wine

latebloomer aka 'the sun' (latebloomer), Tuesday, 19 September 2006 04:20 (seventeen years ago) link

cheetos fondue

mr. brojangles (sanskrit), Thursday, 21 September 2006 14:56 (seventeen years ago) link

I went to some new Mexican place in North Mpls. and ordered a chicken burrito. What I got was Chinese-style chicken fried rice in a tortilla. It is an idea that, if better executed, could have promise.

nate p. (natepatrin), Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:09 (seventeen years ago) link

With kimchee and bacon.

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:30 (seventeen years ago) link

guacamole pizza

nate p. (natepatrin), Thursday, 21 September 2006 19:33 (seventeen years ago) link

Ham clafouti

j.lu (j.lu), Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Tuomas sundae

Curt1s St3ph3ns, Thursday, 21 September 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

paprika-covered cherry cobbler

Eisbär (llamasfur), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:29 (seventeen years ago) link

Rooster fries, calf fries and lamb fries on a bed of french fries.

Danny Aioli (Rock Hardy), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:38 (seventeen years ago) link

wtf danny that sounds like HEAVEN.

pro-choice ravioli

disappointing goth fest line-up (orion), Friday, 22 September 2006 00:47 (seventeen years ago) link

squid-ink SpaghettiOs

The Bearnaise-Stain Bears (Rock Hardy), Saturday, 30 September 2006 23:34 (seventeen years ago) link

twix 'n salsa dippers

-- ^@^ (^@^), September 18th, 2006 2:12 PM. (map)

lol

am0n (am0n), Sunday, 1 October 2006 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

ACTUALLY CURRENTLY CONSUMING:

dijon screwdriver

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 4 October 2006 01:26 (seventeen years ago) link

tofu goulash

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:34 (seventeen years ago) link

milky way hollandaise

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:36 (seventeen years ago) link

soup on a stick

real savage-like (Jody Beth Rosen), Wednesday, 4 October 2006 03:38 (seventeen years ago) link

The dijon screwdriver was...interesting. Also tried a red curry screwdriver. Where is hangover thread?

a naked Kraken annoying Times Square tourists with an acoustic guitar (nickalici, Wednesday, 4 October 2006 11:57 (seventeen years ago) link

scrapple brown betty

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

gothballs

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:42 (seventeen years ago) link

PB&JT LeRoy

j.lu (j.lu), Tuesday, 17 October 2006 20:52 (seventeen years ago) link

sulphur-smoked mashed potatoes

Eisbär (llamasfur), Wednesday, 18 October 2006 07:15 (seventeen years ago) link

otter pops

Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 19 October 2006 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...
weird font flan

nickalicious, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

cyrillic cilantro

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 21 February 2007 20:55 (seventeen years ago) link

http://flickr.com/photos/tspauld/405356479/

get bent, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 08:33 (seventeen years ago) link

two months pass...

caramel-coated sushi

Eisbaer, Saturday, 26 May 2007 03:26 (sixteen years ago) link

naan pockets (naan stuffed w/curry)

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 May 2007 03:27 (sixteen years ago) link

^^^^ plz note that my friend and I came up with that shit 3 years ago, stoned, in a flat in London after having bought (a) curry and (b) hash from a dude at whatever you call 7-11 over there

patent pending

river wolf, Saturday, 26 May 2007 05:58 (sixteen years ago) link

basically i'm saying that i like the way you think, stephens.

river wolf, Saturday, 26 May 2007 05:58 (sixteen years ago) link

burrito nuggets

31g, Saturday, 26 May 2007 06:39 (sixteen years ago) link

turduckentrails

31g, Saturday, 26 May 2007 06:41 (sixteen years ago) link

naan pockets sound great. i mean, they sound like roti. which is the greatest food.

s1ocki, Saturday, 26 May 2007 07:18 (sixteen years ago) link

THIS IS HOW SUPERVILLIANS ORIGINATE

DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?!?!?!?

TOMBOT, Saturday, 26 May 2007 08:40 (sixteen years ago) link

my gf actually came up with naan pockets, I can't take credit.

Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, 26 May 2007 16:32 (sixteen years ago) link

there's naan paninis in the west village

Catsupppppppppppppp dude ‫茄蕃‪, Saturday, 26 May 2007 17:27 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

http://img27.picoodle.com/img/img27/8/6/13/f_nachom_1866f00.jpg

I DIED, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

baja fresh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

moonship journey to baja fresh

sanskrit, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:55 (sixteen years ago) link

it should have skittles in it or something to truly take its place here

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

they might have those at the condiment bar.

It doesn't live up to a lot of things on this thread, but it's a commendable effort for a chain.

Taco Bell's gotta step up. They're still resting on their choco taco laurels.

I DIED, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link

okay like this is any less strongo than that:

http://www.foodfacts.info/blog/uploaded_images/taco-bell-crunchy-773115.jpg

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

haha i like how it looks like an open shark's mouth

strongohulkington, Wednesday, 13 June 2007 19:07 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

eel vindaloo
rock candy-stuffed mushrooms

Eisbaer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 09:49 (sixteen years ago) link

key-lime bhajis

Eisbaer, Thursday, 26 July 2007 09:52 (sixteen years ago) link

jell-o cappucino

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:11 (sixteen years ago) link

german chocolate pigs in a blanket

pj, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:36 (sixteen years ago) link

pickle cobbler

elmo argonaut, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:39 (sixteen years ago) link

candy-coated haggis with cottage cheese

gabbneb, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:41 (sixteen years ago) link

anything on this goddamn beautiful work of american genius

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:44 (sixteen years ago) link

woah.

tehresa, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:48 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah you NYCers have to go to the new stall and report back

http://shopsins.com/

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:49 (sixteen years ago) link

poutine with poached eggs and side of bacon

http://bp1.blogger.com/_JUFTd9kMlPw/RqWAoXZB_6I/AAAAAAAAArc/GFafJpngScM/s400/P1000895.JPG

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link

A-1 snake sauce

-- strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, March 6, 2004

haha

strongohulkington, Thursday, 26 July 2007 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Snake+Sauce

O_o

strongohulkington, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i assumed before clicking it would have something to do with semen. never mind, as you were.

strongohulkington, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link

that's not the kind of "snake sauce" I was thinking of

xpost ha

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

spitting cobra hot sauce

strongohulkington, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link

oh jesus who is going to brunch there with me this weekend?!!

tehresa, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link

guys

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

comma

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

PUDDING SHOTS

Whiney G. Weingarten, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link

this is where we go when i get to nyc

strongohulkington, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

HURRY!!!

tehresa, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:06 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm workin on it!

strongohulkington, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

That Shopsie menu haf broek brane.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:07 (sixteen years ago) link

sigh, i think i wld actually be all over a nacho burrito for lunch today if we had those here.

tehresa, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:08 (sixteen years ago) link

t, i'll go w/ you if i'm in town this sunday. the actual quality of the food is secondary to the novelty of the menu, though, imho.

lauren, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:09 (sixteen years ago) link

I can't trust a restaurant with that much shit on the menu. What if you order the weird thing that nobody orders and has been in the reach-in for 7 months?

kenan, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

pancakes/french toast

"mac'n'cheese"

O_o

strongohulkington, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:10 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost - or on saturday. i see they're not open on sundays.

lauren, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

that is bizarre! no brunch on sunday!?

tehresa, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:11 (sixteen years ago) link

the menu above is for the old restaurant, the new place has a different menu that is only two pages. still though: chocolate panini????

http://shopsins.com/shopsiteyellow/shopsiemenu2.pdf

Mr. Que, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link

the owner is known for being, um, eccentric.

lauren, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:12 (sixteen years ago) link

mac-and-cheese-stuffed french toast sounds delightful

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:13 (sixteen years ago) link

as a variation on the nacho cheese filled donuts obv.

Curt1s Stephens, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:20 (sixteen years ago) link

banana julio mmmm

tehresa, Thursday, 26 July 2007 17:22 (sixteen years ago) link

is that the place that used to be on the west side? i think i ate there once long ago.

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 26 July 2007 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

Filippo Tomaso Marinetti to thread!!

Aimless, Friday, 27 July 2007 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

cherries in shrimp cocktail sauce

Eisbaer, Friday, 27 July 2007 04:08 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

that lasagna looks awful/

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:43 (sixteen years ago) link

would eat it. it's perfectly cooked, you know.

W4LTER, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:45 (sixteen years ago) link

"ghetto lasagna"

s1ocki, Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

For a complete meal, serve with fresh salad and garlic bread.

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 6 November 2007 23:47 (sixteen years ago) link

three months pass...

strawberry torte au gratin

Eisbaer, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 04:13 (sixteen years ago) link

essence of gelfling remoulade

nickalicious, Wednesday, 27 February 2008 22:53 (sixteen years ago) link

easter peeps tikka masala
-- Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, September 14, 2006 4:12 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link

Eisbaer, Monday, 3 March 2008 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

new boston market chipotle meatloaf.

ian, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 04:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Porkface doughballs en crouette

Eppy, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 04:30 (sixteen years ago) link

I mean en croute

Eppy, Tuesday, 4 March 2008 04:31 (sixteen years ago) link

Pho Twizzler.

craven, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 13:15 (sixteen years ago) link

I still hold onto the hope that I may one day actually eat nerd-encrusted salmon.

nickalicious, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 15:45 (sixteen years ago) link

http://slice.seriouseats.com/archives/2008/02/crazy-weird-asian-pizza-crusts-japanese-korean-hong-kong.html

#6: ABALONE SAUCE SLICE CHEESY LAVA STUFFED CRUST PIZZA

I DIED, Wednesday, 5 March 2008 23:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Split pea brittle

Rock Hardy, Thursday, 6 March 2008 00:19 (sixteen years ago) link

one month passes...

steak balm

gabbneb, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 02:34 (sixteen years ago) link

silicon chip crepe w/ creamy transistor sauce.

csa, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 05:06 (sixteen years ago) link

;_;

mkcaine, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 05:21 (sixteen years ago) link

I won!

csa, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 05:25 (sixteen years ago) link

I ate wasabi pea brie, a while ago. CHEESY PEAS.

Trayce, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 06:35 (sixteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

mayonnaise roll-ups
mayonnaise wine

(how has mayonnaise not been in this thread yet?)

Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 18:40 (fifteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

green-pea cheesecake

braveclub, Friday, 16 May 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link

spicy vodka omelette

braveclub, Friday, 16 May 2008 15:45 (fifteen years ago) link

fruit roll-up wrapped hot dogs.

ian, Friday, 16 May 2008 15:47 (fifteen years ago) link

cheese and ale fritters

braveclub, Friday, 16 May 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

see, that just sounds delicious.

ian, Friday, 16 May 2008 15:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Beersicle

B.L.A.M., Friday, 16 May 2008 16:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Gruel Confit

B.L.A.M., Friday, 16 May 2008 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

SnickFingerKat (a Snickers Bar, sutffed with a Butterfinger, sutffed with a Kit Kat)

B.L.A.M., Friday, 16 May 2008 16:12 (fifteen years ago) link

oil of mole

gabbneb, Friday, 16 May 2008 22:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i don't think a butterfinger would fit inside a snickers

Jordan, Friday, 16 May 2008 22:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Blackened circus peanuts

j.lu, Saturday, 17 May 2008 03:12 (fifteen years ago) link

fruit roll-up wrapped hot dogs.

that actually sounds quite tasty!

Eisbaer, Sunday, 18 May 2008 08:49 (fifteen years ago) link

candy zucchini

j.lu, Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link

sashimi étouffée

j.lu, Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:16 (fifteen years ago) link

jambalaya juice

gabbneb, Saturday, 24 May 2008 02:38 (fifteen years ago) link

grits korma

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link

^^ would be so fucking good right now

Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 27 May 2008 02:46 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

burberry muffins

haitch, Thursday, 19 June 2008 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

colostomy baguette

Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 5 August 2008 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

hamburger on wheat tpast bread with fried egg and peanut butter.

ian, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 05:04 (fifteen years ago) link

tpast.

ian, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 05:05 (fifteen years ago) link

that sounds good except for the peanut butter (and i love p.b.)

get bent, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 05:11 (fifteen years ago) link

well a fried egg on a hamburger is nothin special! that's just like, a regular good time.

ian, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

fwiw i like peanut butter on a burger as well, but i have never tried pb AND egg.

ian, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 23:29 (fifteen years ago) link

reviving this thread is like trying to cover A Day in the Life

J0hn D., Wednesday, 27 August 2008 23:38 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HshQqGVIJJ8

ian, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 23:41 (fifteen years ago) link

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thrt this was gonna be beatles cover. so glad it isnt that would have been sacriledge

ian, Wednesday, 27 August 2008 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link

peanut buttermilk

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:01 (fifteen years ago) link

tamarind hotsauce

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:04 (fifteen years ago) link

acorn sushi

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:05 (fifteen years ago) link

strawberry funnel cake empanadas

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:09 (fifteen years ago) link

hearts of palm kebabs with a garlic pot butter glaze

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:13 (fifteen years ago) link

ecto cooler gravy

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:14 (fifteen years ago) link

benign tumor of elk

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link

glow-in-the-dark radish

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:20 (fifteen years ago) link

breastfed lobster

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:22 (fifteen years ago) link

coq au jagermeister

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:24 (fifteen years ago) link

ol bay edamame

uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 00:31 (fifteen years ago) link

french dippin' dots sandwich

bernard snowy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 02:22 (fifteen years ago) link

dandelion aspic

bernard snowy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link

chocolate hummus

bernard snowy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 02:25 (fifteen years ago) link

cracklin-stuffed peppers

bernard snowy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 02:27 (fifteen years ago) link

potato and ginger-ale soup

bernard snowy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 02:30 (fifteen years ago) link

yam tacos

bernard snowy, Thursday, 28 August 2008 02:32 (fifteen years ago) link

tamarind hotsauce

-- uh oh I'm having a fantasy, Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:04 PM (Wednesday, August 27, 2008 8:04 PM) Bookmark Link

this sounds kinda cool.

tehresa, Thursday, 28 August 2008 05:09 (fifteen years ago) link

tamarind hotsauce rules! what planet are you people from?!

geeta, Thursday, 28 August 2008 05:53 (fifteen years ago) link

six months pass...

edamame covered in caramel

LOLBJ (Eisbaer), Thursday, 5 March 2009 00:43 (fifteen years ago) link

coq au jagermeister

this actually sounds quite tasty!

LOLBJ (Eisbaer), Thursday, 5 March 2009 00:44 (fifteen years ago) link

it suddenly occurs to me that now I can fix this thread title typo, but I don't want to anymore

WmC, Thursday, 5 March 2009 00:45 (fifteen years ago) link

five months pass...

tabasco icebox pie

Hugh Manatee (WmC), Tuesday, 1 September 2009 23:31 (fourteen years ago) link

omg i have misread this as "nuevo cuisine" for years

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 1 September 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

boris vian's "froth on the daydream" has some good ones

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 2 September 2009 00:18 (fourteen years ago) link

four months pass...

honey mustard snickers bars
Frankenberry w/ bleu cheese

Visit Germany: The Land of Schiller, Chocolate, and Shitporn. (Eisbaer), Sunday, 31 January 2010 13:04 (fourteen years ago) link

eskimo pies and fried liver

Visit Germany: The Land of Schiller, Chocolate, and Shitporn. (Eisbaer), Sunday, 31 January 2010 13:05 (fourteen years ago) link

parking lot granita

Anna Nicole Smite (j.lu), Sunday, 7 February 2010 22:40 (fourteen years ago) link

seven months pass...

cheese cider

got electrolytes (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 10 September 2010 05:23 (thirteen years ago) link

three weeks pass...

that is a proper placement for that link

(♥_♥) (roxymuzak), Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:35 (thirteen years ago) link

omg i have misread this as "nuevo cuisine" for years

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, September 1, 2009 6:46 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark

!!!!!! this^^^^

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link

thank u rox, i thought it was an inspired choice as well

truly blunted rhyme fiend (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:36 (thirteen years ago) link

spaghetti and peat moss

that's so percussion (get bent), Thursday, 7 October 2010 03:45 (thirteen years ago) link

nine months pass...

tunafish cobbler

Josef K-Doe (WmC), Friday, 15 July 2011 23:28 (twelve years ago) link

werewolf pate

thewufs, Monday, 18 July 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

creamed elk's horn

thewufs, Monday, 18 July 2011 18:37 (twelve years ago) link

crabcakes n' fluff

thewufs, Monday, 18 July 2011 18:40 (twelve years ago) link

mayonnaise-filled pierogis.

braised duck stuffed with fluffernutters

a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Monday, 18 July 2011 18:43 (twelve years ago) link

menthol casserole

thewufs, Monday, 18 July 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

i kinda dropped the ball on the dr. strongo twitter account

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 18 July 2011 18:45 (twelve years ago) link

the opening fusillade in this thread is one of the greatest things ever to have happened

yams casino
― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, March 6, 2004 4:43 AM (7 years ago) Bookmark

fucking genius

would eat yams casino

absolutely better display name (crüt), Monday, 18 July 2011 18:53 (twelve years ago) link

nacho cheese filled donuts

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, 6 March 2004 04:35 (7 years ago)

saw these at japanese bakery yesterday

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:35 (twelve years ago) link

also had like tuna fish sandwich doughnut

puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Monday, 18 July 2011 19:36 (twelve years ago) link

been too lazy to buy a new thing of rice so i've been making everything with rissoto. I had indian food risotto and now am making black bean/broccoli rissoto

Dave Coolaid for Sade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 25 July 2011 01:05 (twelve years ago) link

red onion milkshake with a blackeyed pea glaze.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 July 2011 01:08 (twelve years ago) link

there we go.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 01:09 (twelve years ago) link

i once ate a piece of foie gras wrapped in cotton candy and I feel like that belongs in here

Dave Coolaid for Sade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 25 July 2011 01:11 (twelve years ago) link

are you sure it was cotton candy

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 25 July 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

man next time you go to wd-40 bring me too okay

flop's son (dayo), Monday, 25 July 2011 01:15 (twelve years ago) link

that was from an L.A. joint but wd-40 is amazin btw

Dave Coolaid for Sade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 25 July 2011 02:15 (twelve years ago) link

i'd totally eat the fuck outta yams casino too

nothing else on this thread dares such lofty heights as the nerds encrusted salmon.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 6:39 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

still the truth

i am pretty sure i have all the ingredients to make yams casino.

tehresa, Monday, 25 July 2011 02:57 (twelve years ago) link

if someone makes a dr. strong recipe a reality...the internet will have served a purpose for me finally.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:05 (twelve years ago) link

these are really dr. strongo gone wrong, aren't they?

worst sounding sushi roll at guy fieri's southern bbq & california style sushi restaurant tex wasabi's

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2011 03:08 (twelve years ago) link

i mean, if you went to guy fieri's restaurant and there was "black bean and chinese noodles salsa", would you even bat an eye? prob not

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

guy is definitely dr. strongo philosophy put to evil

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:10 (twelve years ago) link

i am positive that nerd-encrusted salmon is very doable. i have zero culinary skills, though.

dying @ DA $PICE IS RIGHT

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2011 03:28 (twelve years ago) link

otm

horseshoe, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

hahaha god it really is a dollar sign isnt it? i had to squint at the screen.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:30 (twelve years ago) link

let it be noted that "the price is right" doesn't even make a dumb dollar sign pun

http://media.mlive.com/grpress/entertainment_impact/photo/price-is-rightjpg-5611c7b9d49f7777_large.jpg

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2011 03:32 (twelve years ago) link

would like to drop guy into a giant version of plinko and watch him bounce around

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

or maybe that one with the mountain climber who falls off the cliff

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:34 (twelve years ago) link

Thanks, more material for the ongoing Fieri horribleness email exchange I have with a friend!

mh, Monday, 25 July 2011 03:41 (twelve years ago) link

can't lie, i would love to have fieri's career if i could invest, retire in ten years, start dressing normally again, and drop out of public life forever.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

and get really good health insurance for the eventual heart issues.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:43 (twelve years ago) link

i think he's great on TV, as a chef... not so much

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2011 03:44 (twelve years ago) link

altho if i'm ever in cali i would totally go to a guy fieri restaurant just to... experience it

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

come to think of it, there's NO WAY he doesn't have a restaurant in orlando

J0rdan S., Monday, 25 July 2011 03:45 (twelve years ago) link

dude signs his name with an exclamation point

Dave Coolaid for Sade (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 25 July 2011 03:52 (twelve years ago) link

he looks like some kinda massive toad from the island of dr. moreau, if someone gave that toad a bowling shirt and frosted blonde highlights, and chicks still throw their panties at him while he's onstage. i'd probably be signing my name with an exclamation point too.

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 04:10 (twelve years ago) link

anyway to get back on track

boiled chicken and jimson weed cakes

apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 25 July 2011 04:13 (twelve years ago) link

Scrapple in an absinthe reduction

Ivana Boob-Reduction (j.lu), Monday, 25 July 2011 15:28 (twelve years ago) link

it's yams casino night.

http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/253339_10150259831656589_506836588_7809772_8119503_n.jpg

tehresa, Monday, 1 August 2011 01:02 (twelve years ago) link

dr. strongo's heart is filled with gladness.

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:12 (twelve years ago) link

omg that looks so good

blapplebees (crüt), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:13 (twelve years ago) link

they are not bad!

tehresa, Monday, 1 August 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

would nomevo

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link

bobbleheads resembling Fieri that were originally destined for a Petco giveaway were later repurposed to resemble Shaggy 2 Dope and sold at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos, 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

That concept was "Ballpark Food With Balls," an idea based around fried seafood and an assortment of "flavor-kickin' dippin-aises,"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:42 (twelve years ago) link

bobbleheads resembling Fieri that were originally destined for a Petco giveaway were later repurposed to resemble Shaggy 2 Dope and sold at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos

are you there god? it's me, strongo. please let this be true.

king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

http://www.theawl.com/2011/07/snacking-about-baseball-foodstuffs-of-the-major-league-parks

Fieri’s concession stands—the full name was “Guy Fieri’s Ballpark Food With Balls By Guy Fieri”—were open for only a few months, and I never got to taste the food. As a condition of Fieri’s departure, several drums of Tex Wasabi Kickin’ Dippin-aise, Do U BBQ Dippin-aise and Rockin’ Horse-Ranch Dippin-aise were destroyed, and 5,000 Fieri bobbleheads, initially part of a planned fan giveaway, were sent back to the manufacturer, where they were reportedly altered slightly and sold as Shaggy 2 Dope bobbleheads at the 2010 Gathering of the Juggalos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:47 (twelve years ago) link

strongly considering 'flavor-kickin' dippin-aises' for a new dn

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 1 August 2011 01:48 (twelve years ago) link

Guy was partying with Jon Gosselin, Chris Kirkpatrick from NSYNC and Representative (Brian) Bilbray. They were all behind the counter and I guess they were pretty drunk and Guy was on his longboard, just going down the line and yelling at everyone. And his sunglasses I guess fell off the back of his head and into one of the fryers? And the health code says you have to shut the fryers down when that happens, but he told us to keep cooking and that one of us was going to have to get him new Oakleys.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i_qxQztHRI (Princess TamTam), Monday, 1 August 2011 02:11 (twelve years ago) link

lol Oakleys - everything about both of those PTT Fieri-related posts is perfect

ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Monday, 1 August 2011 10:47 (twelve years ago) link

almost all of that Awl piece sails over my head but there are so many beautiful combinations of words in there

magna cumlord (DJ Mencap), Monday, 1 August 2011 11:23 (twelve years ago) link

when I went to yankee stadium this summer my friend and I split a bucket of sliders and fries, something like 1500 calories according to the helpful menu

我爱你 G. Weingarten (dayo), Monday, 1 August 2011 11:46 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

strongo did you have a hand in this shit why because it taste like smoked paprika, bouillon cubes & melted string cheese

http://cn1.kaboodle.com/hi/img/b/0/0/15e/0/AAAACy-4dOIAAAAAAV4Iag.jpg?v=1307486685000

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:06 (twelve years ago) link

if there was any way strongo could tumblrize this thread and make $$ a la hipster puppies, that book I would buy

L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:12 (twelve years ago) link

lol i actually started a dr. strongo twitter last year with the express intention of seeing if i could game the system but like so many other schemes it fell prey to boredom/indifference/life/delete-add

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:13 (twelve years ago) link

http://twitter.com/#!/DrStrongosNC

maybe i should start it again

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:15 (twelve years ago) link

you should do "fake" reviews of the food you invent, but very serious reviews, a la Beer Frame

Mr. Que, Thursday, 25 August 2011 15:18 (twelve years ago) link

Wld be a fun project/tumblr to try to realize the dishes and post pix of results.

tehresa, Thursday, 25 August 2011 17:03 (twelve years ago) link

is it bad that i find guy fieri somewhat appealing? anyway i'm glad the story about him was a lie

thomp, Thursday, 25 August 2011 18:01 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

just made sriracha popcorn

Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 7 October 2011 23:26 (twelve years ago) link

asparagus poppers exist as tempura & are awesome

pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 7 October 2011 23:35 (twelve years ago) link

just made sriracha popcorn

― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, October 7, 2011 6:26 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how? and was it good?

the 500 gats of bartholomew thuggins (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 7 October 2011 23:37 (twelve years ago) link

just made sriracha popcorn

this is "dr. strongo's neuvo cuisine," not "things people do all the time."

strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Friday, 7 October 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

speaking about eel pops

Gay Andy Taffel (Eisbaer), Sunday, 13 November 2011 03:09 (twelve years ago) link

beer battered bark

― strongo hulkington (dubplatestyle), Saturday, March 6, 2004 4:26 PM (7 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

whoop, up the butt it goes (silby), Sunday, 13 November 2011 03:56 (twelve years ago) link

three months pass...

grape jellied eel

Steamtable Willie (WmC), Saturday, 18 February 2012 02:24 (twelve years ago) link

three weeks pass...

kinda makes sense to revive this, after the really hilarious shit on the Olive Garden thread today.

kurwa mać (Polish for "long life") (Eisbaer), Thursday, 15 March 2012 01:19 (twelve years ago) link

limburger macarons

Seraphim? I don't even know him! (j.lu), Thursday, 15 March 2012 17:39 (twelve years ago) link

duck a la durian

(is "durian" masculine--"au durian"-- or feminine?)

Seraphim? I don't even know him! (j.lu), Thursday, 15 March 2012 17:40 (twelve years ago) link

deep-drizzled boursin jammers

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 March 2012 17:41 (twelve years ago) link

feather custard

TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 March 2012 17:44 (twelve years ago) link

deep-fried turkey vulture
(inspired by the pair of birds that just paused on my office's windowsill)

Seraphim? I don't even know him! (j.lu), Thursday, 15 March 2012 18:21 (twelve years ago) link

one month passes...

fromunda cheesecake

challoped potatoes (j.lu), Friday, 27 April 2012 00:29 (eleven years ago) link

two months pass...

Also because Phil's has an off-menu item called the Jumbo—a hot dog inserted in a split Polish, smothered in salami-spiked mac and cheese...

http://www.chicagoreader.com/imager/this-ones-for-you-leon-kass-the-french-fry-sandwich-at-polk-and-western-ho/b/original/1160073/0744/3200.jpg

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

maybe that is the french fry sandwich
either way, both are o_O

nicest bitch of poster (La Lechera), Wednesday, 27 June 2012 22:19 (eleven years ago) link

nine months pass...

Had nothing in the house, basically, so I made this:
- microwaved flat bread Parmesan quesadilla topped with Sriracha

It's surprisingly good!

ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Thursday, 18 April 2013 01:45 (eleven years ago) link

This episode of dr strongo brought to you by Costco & Sriracha

ma ck ro ma ck ro (mackro mackro), Thursday, 18 April 2013 01:49 (eleven years ago) link

coconut ricin pudding

Thirty-Six Views of ILX, by Mari3sa (WilliamC), Thursday, 18 April 2013 01:50 (eleven years ago) link

i think that this thread should be merged with this one --> Completely disgusting foods our parents ate

marmite christ (Eisbaer), Tuesday, 23 April 2013 22:33 (eleven years ago) link

one month passes...

Leave it to fucking Kraft to come up with an actual Dr. Strongo approach:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/p480x480/922681_10152488809237925_1496841117_n.jpg

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 12 June 2013 19:58 (ten years ago) link

Not okay.

ed ASMR (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 12 June 2013 23:25 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...
six months pass...

Surimi Sashimi

rip van wanko, Monday, 7 April 2014 21:08 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

I was so hungry I inhaled that sandwich

, Friday, 9 May 2014 15:05 (nine years ago) link

marijuana burritos

....... (waterface), Friday, 9 May 2014 15:06 (nine years ago) link

fp

axe douche for men (silby), Friday, 9 May 2014 19:16 (nine years ago) link

no way

famous instagram God (waterface), Friday, 9 May 2014 19:19 (nine years ago) link

baloney and whipped cream in a hoagie roll.

in the realm of the menses (Eisbaer), Sunday, 11 May 2014 01:37 (nine years ago) link

one month passes...
one month passes...

http://i.imgur.com/L7WeRxU.jpg

(Open in a new tab to see deets)

, Thursday, 7 August 2014 13:04 (nine years ago) link

four months pass...

Girl in front of me at chop't just ordered half balsamic half ranch for her dressing

She's also supermodel skinny

:-|

, Tuesday, 30 December 2014 00:20 (nine years ago) link

Guy Fieri made this thread prescient.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 December 2014 00:21 (nine years ago) link

three months pass...

http://www.theatlantic.com/technology/archive/2015/04/belgian-bacon-pudding-and-other-recipes-invented-by-a-robot/390363/

An Austrian chocolate burrito—like most burritos—contains ground beef, tortilla, and cheese. It also—unlike most burritos—contains chocolate, as the name suggests, but also apricot puree and edamame and cinnamon. It is, in a word, weird.

j., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 05:14 (nine years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/W5yDYdF.jpg

, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 17:34 (nine years ago) link

two months pass...

My kids, now 3 and 5, are demanding spaghetti sandwiches. How did they know?

fajita seas, Friday, 26 June 2015 01:31 (eight years ago) link

http://cooking.nytimes.com/recipes/1015047-green-pea-guacamole

, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 20:04 (eight years ago) link

eight months pass...

nothing else on this thread dares such lofty heights as the nerds encrusted salmon.

― Kim (Kim), Tuesday, June 27, 2006 6:39 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark

still the truth

― My name is Frunze. Learn it well it is the chilling sound of your doom (Eisbaer), Sunday, July 24, 2011 9:52 PM (4 years ago)

WilliamC, Thursday, 3 March 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link

two months pass...

https://twitter.com/NedRaggett/status/737723755472900096

DJP, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 20:12 (seven years ago) link

when i die, encrust my tombstone with nerds.

a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 31 May 2016 20:21 (seven years ago) link

three months pass...

http://i.imgur.com/QJ53eOU.jpg

, Friday, 9 September 2016 21:20 (seven years ago) link

dungeness crabapple pie

aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 13 September 2016 02:26 (seven years ago) link

six months pass...

http://lewisandquark.tumblr.com/post/140508739392/the-neural-network-has-weird-ideas-about-what

When I tell it to get creative, things get even weirder.

Beef Soup With Swamp Peef And Cheese
Chocolate Chops & Chocolate Chips
Crimm Grunk Garlic Cleas
Beasy Mist
Export Bean Spoons In Pie-Shell, Top If Spoon and Whip The Mustard
Chocolate Pickle Sauce
Whole Chicken Cookies
Salmon Beef Style Chicken Bottom
Star *
Cover Meats
Out Of Meat
Completely Meat Circle
Completely Meat Chocolate Pie
Cabbage Pot Cookies
Artichoke Gelatin Dogs
Crockpot Cold Water

j., Thursday, 30 March 2017 02:59 (seven years ago) link

one month passes...

bone broth vape

sexualing healing (crüt), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 02:59 (six years ago) link

Is that a thing or did you just give away a million dollars

your cognitive privilege (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 03:15 (six years ago) link

lol

Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 17 May 2017 14:45 (six years ago) link

nine months pass...

oh god i’m gonna hurl

marmite and peanut butter on toast

works best with the Marmite XO variety

carrotless, turnip-pocketed (fionnland), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 13:36 (six years ago) link

one year passes...

Today I learned about Marinetti’s Futurist screed against pasta. pic.twitter.com/jKdJFCp0AF

— Dustin Illingworth (@ddillingworth) August 21, 2019

j., Wednesday, 21 August 2019 06:00 (four years ago) link

three months pass...

chocolate hummus

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:25 PM (eleven years ago) bookmarkflaglink

multiple hummus brands are selling this now, i went in with an open mind but i'm pretty sure it just doesn't work

ciderpress, Monday, 25 November 2019 01:16 (four years ago) link

Bernard predicted the future

Ned Raggett, Monday, 25 November 2019 03:43 (four years ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/YolRLK9.jpg

otm into winter (rip van wanko), Thursday, 6 February 2020 02:02 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

pork poké

silby, Monday, 16 March 2020 02:05 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

toast milkshake

silby, Monday, 27 April 2020 04:33 (three years ago) link

Most of this thread has been rendered obsolete by rhett & link as it turns out

El Tomboto, Monday, 27 April 2020 04:44 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

??? pic.twitter.com/VJ3WeRfQIk

— Kiko’ 🇩🇴🌹 (@KikoSencillo) September 29, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link

christ

here comes the hotstamper (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link

i was unaware that Hillshire Farm's trademarked mini hot dogs are called "Lit'L Smokies," very confusing

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:02 (three years ago) link

isn't everything in that crock pot already cooked??

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link

"4-6 hours"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link

that's how long it takes to get hot, i don't make the rules

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

the Ohio State crockpot is the cherry on top

a certain derecho (brownie), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

I am delighted to inform everyone that, in these very stressful and trying times, Chef Club remains fully on their bullshit pic.twitter.com/SHFqrY74S0

— Stangle’s Kid (@lisasaurstomp) October 5, 2020

"chives"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

why tho

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link

sorry that was stupid of me
why = bc chef club

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 7 October 2020 18:51 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

sour cream gelato topped with pico de gallo

real muthaphuckkin jeez (crüt), Thursday, 19 November 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

I've had savory sour cream ice creams in Spain multiple times at multiple places. None of them had pico de gallo, but they usually play on a sour/tangy/sweet axis.

the colour out of space (is the place) (PBKR), Thursday, 19 November 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

So...are white food video people okay? Genuine question, because this seems like a cry for help. pic.twitter.com/9UgABrwuS0

— ❄Mikki Kendall❄ (@Karnythia) December 7, 2020

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 12 December 2020 07:11 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

does anybody know why there are eggs in this lemonade recipe from 1872 pic.twitter.com/zTBLV8V77P

— 🥸 (@billyjoebaldwin) November 1, 2020

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 31 December 2020 00:11 (three years ago) link

three months pass...

raaaaaaaaaaspberry souffle

― prince singing to himself in the kitchen (nickalicious), Tuesday, March 9, 2004 11:16 AM (seventeen years ago) bookmarkflaglink

raaaaaaaaaaspberry parfait
https://scontent.fphl1-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.6435-0/p180x540/168034461_10158980820324000_2891050775857670013_n.jpg?_nc_cat=104&ccb=1-3&_nc_sid=730e14&_nc_ohc=B1ewX483LdQAX8uMZPG&_nc_ht=scontent.fphl1-2.fna&tp=6&oh=350309076ccf05cdac1c6ff17318e04a&oe=608D7546

Infanta Terrible (j.lu), Saturday, 3 April 2021 16:38 (three years ago) link

smokin

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 3 April 2021 19:56 (three years ago) link

four months pass...

The infamous 'Fat Baby' from Amano Las Vegas. You know you want one. pic.twitter.com/C6bEdOzfs0

— Las Vegas Locally 🌴 (@LasVegasLocally) August 10, 2021

That makes me want to kill a mfer.

Also, not going to stan for egg/lemonade just above, but I know eggshells have been used as clarifying agents since ancient times and egg whites are frequently used in cocktails.

Captain Beefart (PBKR), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 23:27 (two years ago) link

iow, i guarantee this person couldn't identify regular lemonade and egg white lemonade in a blind tasting.

Captain Beefart (PBKR), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 23:28 (two years ago) link

ugh that fat baby “dish” makes me want to ralph
just pour your garbage onto a bread roll sure why not
wtf was that mess they poured on last?

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 11 August 2021 23:34 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

Even by the low standards of pre-made deli foods I'm impressively disgusted by "boneless chicken with raisins" and "turkey meatloaf with full unchopped carrots" pic.twitter.com/bl3USr9tl4

— Todd in the Shadows (@ShadowTodd) November 30, 2021

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 November 2021 21:59 (two years ago) link

one year passes...

pretzel steak

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Thursday, 19 January 2023 00:24 (one year ago) link

Coffee DUMPLINGS!

fentanyl young (Neanderthal), Thursday, 19 January 2023 00:26 (one year ago) link

i get that the premise of this thread is putting flavors together that don't go together but i'm going to disregard the thread rules to tell the following anecdote:

mr. cat & i were discussing the price of eggs because we are boring old people. i recalled that he had once """scored""" multiple sacks of freeze dried egg crumbles, which were currently lurking in the far depths of a kitchen cabinet, and i offered some suggestions as to how we could best utilize this resource. perhaps a quiche, perhaps a strata? mr. cat stated with some surprise that he had intended for us to eat them as is, and that freeze dried egg crumbles might be a convenient and nutritious snack for hiking or general errands around town.

i stared, uncomprehending.

he continued that we could simply gulp down a handful these dusty-ass expired government surplus dehydrated egg product chunks, follow them up with a swig of water, and it would be just as though we had eaten real life eggs.

then i laughed really hard and made him promise to let me take a video of him if he ever actually does this.

...

well, that was my anecdote. in retrospect it was neither as amusing nor as disgusting as i thought it would be. you might hope that if someone is going to butt into a legacy thread with a story that is only glancingly relevant then they would at least have the etiquette to make that story enjoyable on its own terms, but in this i have clearly failed. am i going to post it anyway? i am indeed. then i will settle into a bathtub filled with steaming rehydrated eggs for a long soak and a serious reappraisal of my ilxing strategy. i'm sorry, that's a lie. i don't have a bathtub. the best i can do is sit on the floor of the shower and pour buckets of hot egg over myself.

#homilytweet (cat), Friday, 20 January 2023 06:05 (one year ago) link

Good post tbh

G. D’Arcy Cheesewright (silby), Friday, 20 January 2023 06:38 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

m&m fried rice

c u (crüt), Sunday, 18 June 2023 22:26 (ten months ago) link

i saw a video on insta of someone making mash with pringles, like fully boiling them in water, then serving w sausages & gravy

i nearly ralphed

werewolves of laudanum (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 18 June 2023 22:35 (ten months ago) link

I think I saw that on Chopped once. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

The Terroir of Tiny Town (WmC), Monday, 19 June 2023 01:38 (ten months ago) link

That reminds me of that stupid video where the lady blitzed a packet of raw pasta in the blender, added egg, rolled it into a dough and made "fresh pasta" out of it.

Which I'm sure is just clickbait. I watch "how to cook that" too much, it debunks a lot of these things.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 01:05 (ten months ago) link

it's not full nuevo but i've been putting thai fish sauce in anything savory lately and i'm not mad about it

ꙮ (map), Tuesday, 20 June 2023 02:27 (ten months ago) link


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