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It is sort of curious.

Irritable Baal (WmC), Saturday, 1 August 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

A senior Department of Homeland Security official whose office compiled “intelligence reports” about journalists and protesters in Portland, Ore., has been removed from his job, according to three people familiar with the matter.

Brian Murphy, the acting undersecretary for intelligence and analysis, was reassigned to a new position elsewhere in the department, the people said, speaking on condition of anonymity to discuss a personnel matter.

Murphy’s removal follows revelations in The Washington Post that the Intelligence & Analysis Office (I & A) at DHS compiled Open Source Intelligence Reports about the work of two journalists who had published leaked department documents. In a separate intelligence report, the office also analyzed the communications of protesters in Portland.

The acting secretary of homeland security, Chad Wolf, ordered I & A to stop collecting information on journalists after The Post article was published on Thursday.

"You're going to have to take the fall for this, Brian, but I want you to know you've done great work and your country thanks you."

Irritable Baal (WmC), Saturday, 1 August 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link

"they don't call me Chad Lamb, y'know"

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

he’s been reassigned to the kidnapping department, which was his true calling anyway

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Saturday, 1 August 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 1 August 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

The US now joins the ranks of Iran, Fiji, and Australia in charging a fee. In the US, asylum-seekers will be charged $50 on asylum applications starting in October.

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 1 August 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link

$50 Asylum for August Thread Title.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 1 August 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

the tiktok thing seems like it's going to end up like that time he tried to ban vaping while obviously not knowing what it was, and that it was incredibly popular.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 1 August 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link

ha yeah could be! annoyingly it is also one of those times where he inadvertently raises a complicated issue that is worth paying attention to (data sovereignty & the nat sec implications of tech infrastructure geography) but does so like a cartoon fascist

rob, Saturday, 1 August 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link

He's gonna accidentally ban Ke$ha.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 1 August 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link

shame he doesn't have Guru to warn him against banning lemonade

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Saturday, 1 August 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

Monetary policy is complicated! Converting back to the gold standard would have a ripple effect not only on Ke$ha, but also on 50 Cent, who might have to change his name to 47.9 Cent.

pizzagnostic (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 1 August 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

annoyingly it is also one of those times where he inadvertently raises a complicated issue that is worth paying attention to (data sovereignty & the nat sec implications of tech infrastructure geography) but does so like a cartoon fascist

Said this to someone earlier - TikTok is almost uniquely predatory in terms of the amount and breadth of data it harvests from its users, so it is definitely a Bad Thing that should be destroyed, but that doesn't mean that this dumb fuck a) knows that b) is shitting out this particular combination of words for that reason. Plus, he's gonna be distracted by something else and forget all about this anyway (or be told that he can't actually do it). So whatever.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 1 August 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

Exactly. Wait until he hears about Amazon Web Services lol

rob, Saturday, 1 August 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link

i don't see why it should be banned when selling to microsoft is an option, other than friend of the administration mark zuckerburg does not wish it so.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 1 August 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

"Trump has had a sometimes-contentious relationship with journalists"

lol

True inasmuch as, however much he treats them like shit, he'd literally shrivel up and die if the media ever stopped hungrily gleaming his cube.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Sunday, 2 August 2020 16:38 (three years ago) link

the media created him in the '80s

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 2 August 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

out of mud and vonnegut's universal symbol for asshole

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 2 August 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

If Trump is nominated and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 2 August 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link

Perhaps Donald Trump doesn’t like the Postal Service because it delivers.

— Dan Rather (@DanRather) August 2, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 2 August 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

that's the frequency

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 2 August 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link

my man

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 August 2020 08:55 (three years ago) link

https://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2020/08/blaming-congress-for-failing-to-pass-a-covid-relief-bill-is-carrying-mitch-mcconnells-water

An accurate report of what’s happening is that a lot of people have just lost a lifeline because Senate Republicans refused to act or even do more than pro forma negotiation. That’s what happened. You don’t have to express your judgment about which side is right, but it’s a serious disservice to your readers to generically blame “Congress.” If a majority of your readers will infer from a straightforward description of what’s going on that Republicans are nihilistic monsters who refused to help suffering people even when it’s in their political self-interest to do so, that’s not your problem.

One of the biggest problems with high-veto-point systems is that they dilute accountability. But that doesn’t mean people whose job is informing the public should make things worse.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 3 August 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

https://findsomethingnew.org/
this is a response?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

Biden gets the crucial Bob Avakian endorsement
https://revcom.us/index.html

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 3 August 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

another deaccelerationist joins the united front

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 3 August 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

President Trump slams Dr. Birx as “pathetic” for offering public health guidance that went against the official line on Covid. https://t.co/qdz9isCoQ4

— Vivian Salama (@vmsalama) August 3, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Monday, 3 August 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

I like the idea of "Dr." being a nickname insult akin to his others. Sleepy Joe! Crazy Nancy! Dr. Brix!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 August 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

I always read 'Birx' as 'Brix', and I'm not really into The Fall.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 3 August 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link

Heh, I don't think I've ever noticed it's Birx and not Brix.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 3 August 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link

wait'll you take a closer look at Senator Berenstain

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 3 August 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link

it bears inspection

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 3 August 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

Dying at Sen. Berenstain, kudos.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Monday, 3 August 2020 19:32 (three years ago) link

ok, it seems clear to me he's calling Pelosi and her criticisms pathetic, not Birx.

akm, Monday, 3 August 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

So they found a spine at last:

Democrats are warning Republicans not to fill a possible Supreme Court vacancy this year after denying President Barack Obama the chance in 2016, saying it would embolden a push on the left to add seats to the court whenever they regain power.

"We knew basically they were lying in 2016, when they said, 'Oh, we can't do this because it's an election year.' We knew they didn't want to do it because it was President Obama," Sen. Tim Kaine, D-Va., said in an interview.

Kaine, the party's last vice presidential nominee and a lawmaker with a reputation as an institutionalist, said confirming a nominee of President Donald Trump this year could compel Democrats to consider adding seats to the high court.

"If they show that they're unwilling to respect precedent, rules and history, then they can't feign surprise when others talk about using a statutory option that we have that's fully constitutional in our availability," he said. "I don't want to do that. But if they act in such a way, they may push it to an inevitability. So they need to be careful about that."

The draft language, reviewed by NBC News and expected to be approved later this month, denounces Republicans as having "packed our federal courts with unqualified, partisan judges who consistently rule for corporations, the wealthy, and Republican interests" and for "blocking a Democratic president from appointing a justice to the Supreme Court."

Sen. Mazie Hirono, D-Hawaii, said she has been "talking with people who have different ideas about what we can do — including adding to the court, including having certain circuit court judges cycle in and other ideas" like term limits.

"I'm open to those kinds of suggestions," she said.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 August 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link

47 SCOTUS Justices, 41 of them Democrat.

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 August 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link

a theoretical spine, in the distant future

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 3 August 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link

The real point is that it's Tim Goddamn Kaine raising it.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 August 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

He don't lie, he don't lie, he don't lie . . . Tim Kaine.

nickn, Monday, 3 August 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

Kaine, raising?

Doctor Casino, Monday, 3 August 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/republicans-race-to-promote-mail-voting-as-trumps-attacks-discourage-his-own-supporters-from-embracing-the-practice/2020/08/03/9dd1d988-d1d9-11ea-9038-af089b63ac21_story.html

One recent Facebook sponsored post from the Johnston County, N.C., Republican Party exhorted voters not to dismiss a GOP mail piece coming their way: “ATTENTION!!! If you receive an ABSENTEE BALLOT MAILER like shown in this picture, please know that it is legitimate!!!”

“Please don’t confuse North Carolina’s absentee system with other states’ all-mail elections,” read the message from party chairman. “NCGOP and JoCo GOP agrees with the President that our current absentee ballot request system is safe and secure.”

The assurance was met with skepticism from many commenters. “Burned it! I will go in person to vote straight Republican,” wrote one.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 3 August 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link

I'm not sure why they couldn't see that coming from a mile away

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 3 August 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

He don't lie, he don't lie, he don't lie . . . Tim Kaine.

Straight guffaw from me over here on that one, kudos

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 3 August 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link

Same, LOL.

santa clause four (suzy), Monday, 3 August 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link

Hurray for sternly worded letters and all but it's not like Democrats could stop them if the Senate GOP collectively decides that a 6-3 majority for a generation is worth going nuclear.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 3 August 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link

But would Biden and 53 Dem Senators add 4 new judges for a 7-6 majority

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 3 August 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

Could any president just decide on their own to do that?

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 3 August 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

A president and a Dem Senate majority could.

Scampi Runamuck (WmC), Monday, 3 August 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

FDR tried and would've succeeded had not his own party turned on him.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 3 August 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

Joe Biden and Joe Manchin aren't packing the court.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 3 August 2020 23:10 (three years ago) link

oh cool, well conversation settled then.

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Monday, 3 August 2020 23:28 (three years ago) link

yup, thank god for killfile

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 03:38 (three years ago) link

http://youtu.be/zaaTZkqsaxY

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 04:53 (three years ago) link

^ that's a link to the video of axioss/jonathan swan interviewing trump, about 40 minutes long

honestly, it's essential viewing. if you showed a clip of this, say, minutes 12-16 or so, where they talk about the coronavirus stats, to someone in 2016, they would not believe you. it's like sci-fi

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:13 (three years ago) link

lol, the section at 23:00 on about mail-in voting is so hard to watch. it's the worst thanksgiving dinner wine conversation ever

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:23 (three years ago) link

I watched the entire thing in a state of constant tension.

jaymc, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:25 (three years ago) link

what a babbling fucking idiot

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:27 (three years ago) link

I feel like I should watch this, but would probably regret it if I did

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:28 (three years ago) link

I was listening to a podcast today that used clips of Bush speaking around the 2004 election and they both give me a brain-breaking feeling. I understand how they appeal to 35-50% of the population but I can't grasp that it's real.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:30 (three years ago) link

I have no words for that shit show

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:30 (three years ago) link

it feels like what would make this a better world is a continuous trickle of unedited interviews with the babbling fucking idiot to clarify that he is a babbling fucking idiot

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:31 (three years ago) link

But do his fans ever even see this stuff?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:35 (three years ago) link

jeeeeeeeeezus, i just finished

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:36 (three years ago) link

is this real life? wtf

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:36 (three years ago) link

honestly it was like watching an out of touch old man get intensely and continuously burned by a 10-year-old

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:37 (three years ago) link

For the 40% left in his camp, having their noses rubbed in it/him will just make them more defensive and dedicated to him.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:37 (three years ago) link

sucks for them

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:38 (three years ago) link

oh man i got to the part where he asked if he thought he was doing better than LBJ and it's clear that he has no idea what LBJ's politics are

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:47 (three years ago) link

his answer to "is john lewis impressive?" was "nobody's done more for black people than i have"!
his answer to "is john lewis impressive?" was "nobody's done more for black people than i have"!
his answer to "is john lewis impressive?" was "nobody's done more for black people than i have"!
his answer to "is john lewis impressive?" was "nobody's done more for black people than i have"!
his answer to "is john lewis impressive?" was "nobody's done more for black people than i have"!
his answer to "is john lewis impressive?" was "nobody's done more for black people than i have"!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:49 (three years ago) link

Yeah, the ending is just brutal

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:50 (three years ago) link

Watching all of that without any skipping around felt brutal. I knew how stupid and hateful he was, I’ve always known, but watching him be stupid and hateful on video is so much worse. I’ve avoided his blathering for years but had to rubberneck at that one.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:53 (three years ago) link

Lol brutal on brutal. The whole thing is brutal! There’s not a single topic he doesn’t make you feel like shit about, especially if you know people who believe in his dumbass takes

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:56 (three years ago) link

.@jonathanvswan: "How do you think history will remember John Lewis?"

President Trump to #AxiosOnHBO: "I don't know...I don't know John Lewis. He chose not to come to my inauguration." pic.twitter.com/LDv76rrIFc

— Axios (@axios) August 4, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 05:56 (three years ago) link

Wonder how QAnon is taking the bit about Ghislane

frogbs, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:02 (three years ago) link

They mostly didn't melt down when he wished her well last week. It's all part of the 12D chess.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:06 (three years ago) link

The way I feel after watching all of that is beyond any words I can muster. Saying that I’d do anything to stop his re-election is just trivia.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:10 (three years ago) link

I’m just going to watch more youtube videos about cooking until I pass out. Otherwise I’d probably end up dead or in jail, and that’s no good, my daughter needs me.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:13 (three years ago) link

I’m an angry person by default but that interview made me something else that doesn’t have a description

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:15 (three years ago) link

ppl, practice self-care

you too El T

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:16 (three years ago) link

Lord help us.
Yeah, this video is essential, in a way, to watch this clusterfuck of history as it's happening. "Good" to see it relatively unedited too

Nhex, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:30 (three years ago) link

Even his sitting in a chair posture is goofy.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:36 (three years ago) link

Wonder how QAnon is taking the bit about Ghislane

you'd never guess, but there's a way that this all fits into the theory, you see...

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:38 (three years ago) link

honest q: why did he agree to do that interview? he tends to stay in his protection zone of fox, oann, and tbn (lol). swan and axios did a pretty prominent interview with kushner just a few weeks ago that made him look like a total asshole. at least, it appeared that way to me. so why would he agree to do it?

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:42 (three years ago) link

that's not even the first time he's sat down with swan for a 1/1

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 06:44 (three years ago) link

holy shit this like some horrible black comedy

"i'm looking at the charts, we're lower in so many categories, we're lower than... the world"
"lower than the world?!"

neith moon (ledge), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 08:08 (three years ago) link

I heard the St Louis lawyer couple got off scott free and even offered a pardon from the state governor.
So glad to see justice is colourblind.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 09:12 (three years ago) link

boy, I'd dismissed Swan as milquetoast. I hope he chugged a quart of Wild Turkey before and after the interview.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 10:00 (three years ago) link

His dad is Norman Swan, nationally beloved and respected physician-reporter for Aus Broadcasting Corp’s “The Health Report”. There’s no way Swan Jr would countenance a half second of Asshole’s spin and bullshit.

assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 10:08 (three years ago) link

swan concluded he only had three more months to get leaks from trump, decided to cash it in on a golden opportunity to look like a Real Journalist

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 10:10 (three years ago) link

Swan senior is the hardest working national treasure in the rona times. Sad to hear his son is a prick.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 10:51 (three years ago) link

I'm not familiar with the younger Swan's work, but it was slightly refreshing to see someone actually effectively check Trump on some of his bullshit in real time. The refreshment was outweighed by the fact I've been waiting aghast to see this happen since 2016, but Swan was very skilled at throwing out just few enough "that's bullshit"s and a few pretend-but-actually-content-free flatteries to keep the gibbering shitbag talking.

Steppin' RZA (sic), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 11:00 (three years ago) link

xxp I wonder if he was playing the long game? I guess people can grow and improve, even.

assert (MatthewK), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 11:07 (three years ago) link

it's wild how trump dismisses rising cases by saying the US does more testing than anyone else - and less than a minute later says that 'deaths per cases' is the relevant statistic to look at. like, you have just said that cases are supposedly inflated due to all the testing the US does. that necessarily implies that your low number of deaths per case is a garbage stat. you can't have it both ways. i know i know, it's like shouting at a cat

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 12:16 (three years ago) link

But cats walk away after shouting at them.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 12:20 (three years ago) link

he really is a master of the ‘i caught a fish this big — no, *this* big’ gesture

mookieproof, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 12:42 (three years ago) link

tracer that was driving me insane too

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link

don't think I could manage to sit opposite this guy for forty minutes w/o throwing a punch

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link

i know it's been said four hundred million times, but it is absolutely maddening that this asshole's supporters view barack obama as a clumsy, teleprompter-dependent buffoon who ran the country into the ground through his idiocy, venality, and extremist politics.

Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link

It is a tremendous blessing that I don’t live anywhere near any MAGAts, yes

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link

Just watching him lumber in, you can practically hear him belch.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 13:33 (three years ago) link

Probably farting since he learned that was a "power move" to put his enemy off-balance.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:01 (three years ago) link

nah farting is not 4D chess, it merely is necessity to sustain forward momentum

Evan, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

it would explain his posture

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

lol

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link

I imagine he waddles around sheathed in a distinctive cloud of spray tan, KFC gas, and neck smegma.

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

KFC Famous Bowel®

Evan, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

4DFarty Chess

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

some of you are really dedicated to poisoning your own thoughts lol

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

seriously, let's just be grateful none of us will ever know what he smells or feels like

rob, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link

May I yet have the chance to snuggle that misshapen burlap sack filled with a puree of gas station nachos and deviled ham.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link

I assume he smells like old luggage that has been kept in attic storage for several years.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link

You fart on your old luggage?

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

don't judge me for how I deal with personal baggage

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

Nobody really knows except his proctologist and his proctologist's therapist

Evan, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

I don't know if I can watch that Axios interview. I can't stand his voice and mannerisms for 45 seconds, let alone 45 minutes. And ultimately it will do nothing but grind in what I knew 4 years ago: he's stupid, narcissistic, and dangerously incompetent. And I will just be reminded yet again: his. followers. don't. care.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

xpost Well, this took a turn.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

Yeah, there's no way I can watch that interview. Even a 20-second clip I come across fills me with rage.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

Right. I'm sure it buttresses much of what I already know/suspect but at this point I just DGAF about mashing my face into the horror I've already accepted. All I can hope is it has an effect on anyone who is still UNACCOUNTABLY on the fence at this point.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

the fuck

Here’s the clip pic.twitter.com/b4NtCuEa2z

— Brennan Murphy (@brenonade) August 4, 2020

let them microwave their rice (gyac), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link

semitic suck-oyahs

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

I'm sure it buttresses

God can we please stop talking about butt

we slept on the banks on the leaves of a banyan tree (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

No.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

America was built on butts and White Supremacy.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

"a 21 ass salute"

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

Assmerica the Beautiful

we slept on the banks on the leaves of a banyan tree (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

full of booty

Evan, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

How can he mispronounce yosemite but correctly pronounce sequoia?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link

He doesn’t

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

or maybe it’s just his trash accent

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link

In the case of mispronouncing 'Yosemite', I think it's just that he's much more familiar with a similarly-spelled term. Like he would probably mistakenly say 'Lewis Grandwizard', that sort of thing.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

He says sequoias the way I say sequoias ... ?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

The Swan interview is no different than a million interviews he's given in the last 4 years. The thing I find "fascinating" is that 75% of the questions are softballs that any half-way intelligent non-sociopath could just give a pat answer to or deflect, but he is just always in a such a heightened state of anxiety/grievance he can't get out of his own way.

Yo, Semites! (PBKR), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sequoia

There’s a w in it!!

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link

i did not watch the swan interview but it seems like some people found it ... useful? swan is not a good interviewer. if you think he is you are an easy lay. it sounds on this one he reached the low bar US TV news usually fails to reach because it's populated by a bunch of prigs who respect the office of the presidency and walter kronkite.

https://observer.com/2018/10/axios-hbo-jonathan-swan-slammed-trump-interview-baby-citizenship/

https://splinternews.com/jonathan-swan-is-a-bootlicker-1830095400

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

Jesus Christ, that explosion in Lebanon. I saw the first few tweets that showed the smoke that looked like a huge fire, but then I finally saw the whole clip and I'm sick to my stomach.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 16:37 (three years ago) link

As someone pointed out, the fact that it was captured from so many angles implies people saw the smoke/fire first, which seems to rule out a bomb - I think I saw rumors it might have been a fire in a grain elevator? - but it's a very impressive blast.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

(Sorry, just saw it has its own thread)

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

It was a fireworks factory that might have also been located next to some other highly combustible material like flour or nitrates.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link

1) Florida is fast at counting mail ballots.

2) Florida is filled with seniors.

3) If Trump discourages Republicans from voting absentee there during a pandemic, Biden wins the state, and thus the whole election, ON ELECTION NIGHT.

4) Ergo, the below tweet. https://t.co/Uben7QTbs8

— Brian Beutler (@brianbeutler) August 4, 2020


This tweet will definitely come up in court proceedings if the Trump campaign tries to get ballots in Florida rejected or disqualified after the election this November 😂 https://t.co/ZkGELTW822

— Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) August 4, 2020

second point in particular (although courts being courts, who knows)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

So the plan is to insist mail in votes are a fraud only in states where

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

Hit submit too quick

where Trump may lose.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link

Yup, even more transparent about it that I ever imagined.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 17:27 (three years ago) link

In that interview, Asshole babbles about some governors handling covid really well, and some states handling it poorly, then teases he is ready to name names of which gov was which. I kinda wish he was called on that just to hear him say the shitty red state governors with the most cases have been great.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

Conservative Ammon Bundy arguing for defund the police, and support of BLM

"if you think BLM or Antifa are coming for your freedoms you must be hypnotized by social media codewords or conservative talking points"

Good to see one of the libertarians actually sticking to this line through this

anvil, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

https://edition.cnn.com/2020/08/03/politics/pro-sports-associations-against-gop-stimulus/index.html

A letter signed by the executive directors of the NFL, NBA, NHL Major League Baseball and Major League Soccer players associations has come out against McConnell.

"The introduced language by Senate Republicans, as we understand it, would federalize all COVID-19 work claims and provide employers with an immunity that is so broad that not even egregious behavior would be actionable."

Can you guys recall another instance of players' unions teaming up to deliver a pro-worker message on such a widely applicable issue?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

nope. never happened before.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link

Seriously though! They’re usually kind of..... famously silent on things that might affect, say arena workers

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

'Never Trump' Republicans team with progressives to convert the president's religious base

A left-leaning group focused on persuading religious Americans to vote out Donald Trump in November has recruited some of the president’s leading Republican agitators to assist them.

On Wednesday, Vote Common Good will launch a new partnership with the Lincoln Project, an anti-Trump GOP group founded by veteran Republican strategists, to mobilize faith voters to reject Trump on Election Day.

The initiative will focus on courting white evangelicals and white Catholics — two demographics Trump won by significant margins in 2016 — who have lost patience with the president’s behavior or been disappointed with his handling of the coronavirus pandemic and the Black Lives Matter protest movement against racism. The efforts will be concentrated in six battleground states — North Carolina, Ohio, Michigan, Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and Florida — where multiple polls have shown Trump trailing his Democratic rival, former Vice President Joe Biden.

...

Getting white evangelicals to peel away from Trump — much less to vote for Biden — is no easy feat. The political alliance between white evangelicals and Republican politicians dates back decades and has rarely shown signs of weakness during the president’s first term. Before this spring, the only time Trump’s most prominent conservative Christian supporters had publicly split with the president was over his push to withdraw U.S. troops from Syria.

But recently, segments of Trump’s Catholic and Protestant supporters have been distancing themselves from his response to the Covid-19 crisis. The Lincoln Project and VCG hope to capitalize on that waning confidence, which has extended to Trump’s ability to handle the worsening economic crisis, public health catastrophe and civil unrest.

They’re also hoping to pitch Biden as an attractive religious alternative to Trump. Biden, a Catholic, has portrayed himself as the unity candidate in an intensely fractured political landscape and rarely shies away from discussing his personal faith.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link

i feel like republican resistance to trump has gained some traction and it's probably going to be enough to make a difference of a percentage point or two.

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:46 (three years ago) link

better chance of converting them to judaism

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

"Jews for Jesus...and Joe"

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link

The main question for me is where they live.

If Never Trumpers like George Conway or Max Boot or whover live in New York, DC, of California? They will not move the dial at all. Golf clap for your participation but I am not exactly moved to organize a parade.

I want to know about the Never Trumpers of North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Ohio, etc.

Willa Catheter (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link

Grifters gonna grift.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

good luck w getting evangelicals to vote for anybody but a republican as long as abortion remains even a tiny bit legal anywhere

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

Chris Hayes had a never trumper guest on his Why is This Happening Today which was an interesting talk.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 4 August 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link

some of the president’s leading Republican agitators

Politico writer starts in on a sentence, gets as far as "leading Republican", and stops short. Casts about for the word that describes the people he's referring to, those prominent Republicans who oppose the president, who mock him, deride him, wish to remove him from office. Wrinkles brow. Sweats. What the hell word is it? Detectors? Retractors? Defectors? Ah fuck it. Writes: "agitators". Thinks: good enough.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 4 August 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link

Lol

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link

Chris Hayes had a never trumper guest on his Why is This Happening Today which was an interesting talk.

― Stevolende, Tuesday, August 4, 2020 3:43 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Isaac Chotiner got to him too: https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/why-stuart-stevens-wants-to-defeat-donald-trump

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link

when freedom becomes just too costly

BREAKING: Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves issues statewide mask mandate.

"I want to see college football. The best way for that to occur is for us all to realize is that wearing a mask, as irritating as that can be & I promise I hate it more than anyone watching, is critical."

— Ashton Pittman (@ashtonpittman) August 4, 2020

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

"if college football doesn't become a reality, then masks are off the table."

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 00:48 (three years ago) link

should be "don't"

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link

Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves knows masks are a hard sell in his state, so he hits Mississippians right where they live, college football. then he throws in some self-pity just to show he's really one of them.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 01:06 (three years ago) link

Look, I want to hasten the demise of my elderly and infirm loved ones as much as anyone...but maybe we should start thinking about what's best for the football.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 01:59 (three years ago) link

That Chris Hayes pod was pretty good, one part that rang true is how Republicans have basically had nothing to do since Reagan so the “us vs. them” aspect is all they really have left

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 02:05 (three years ago) link

The reason that Trump flails around so much when asked what he plans to do in a 2nd term is 100% stupidity end ignorance. A good portion of it is just an utter lack of any Republican governing priorities.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

That should say *isn't 100%

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link

Posting and drinking...

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 02:20 (three years ago) link

classic

mookieproof, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 02:21 (three years ago) link

My specialty

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link

Trump's latest interview vs monty python parrot sketch pic.twitter.com/GKlpNF4ffB

— Darren Dutton (@Darren_Dutton) August 4, 2020

StanM, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 04:08 (three years ago) link

💥An earthquake win for the left's quest to expand its foothold in Congress in Missouri.

Cori Bush, a pastor and Ferguson activist, has ousted 20-year incumbent Rep. Lacy Clay in #MO01 primary. Bush is virtually certain to win in November & join Congress.

— Taniel (@Taniel) August 5, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 04:14 (three years ago) link

Missouri!! That’s where Star-Lord is from.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link

Clay and Clay's father a combined 52 years in office

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link

also MO voted for medicaid expansion you love to see it

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link

Cori Bush is a badass! This is amazing news!

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 04:48 (three years ago) link

very exciting!

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 05:03 (three years ago) link

Was pointed out that Kobach losing (again! and again!) in Kansas probably rules out the Dems picking up a seat in that red meat state, but since Kansas wasn't even considered a real possibility that seat would always have been an election bonus had it somehow gone blue.

Last I saw that pos Sheriff Joe was, incredibly, neck and neck to get the nom again in Arizona.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link

Was pointed out that Kobach losing (again! and again!) in Kansas probably rules out the Dems picking up a seat in that red meat state

on the bright side, this means Peter Thiel spunked a load of cash up the wall for absolutely nothing

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link

At least four people who have been active in Republican politics are linked to Kanye West’s attempt to get on the presidential ballot this year. The connection raises questions about the aims of the entertainer’s effort and whether it is regarded within the G.O.P. as a spoiler campaign that could aid President Trump, even as those close to Mr. West have expressed concerns about his mental health as he enters the political arena.

One operative, Mark Jacoby, is an executive at a company called Let the Voters Decide, which has been collecting signatures for the West campaign in three states. Mr. Jacoby was arrested on voter fraud charges in 2008 while he was doing work for the California Republican Party, and he later pleaded guilty to a misdemeanor.

Mr. Jacoby, in a statement, said his company was nonpartisan and worked for all political parties. “We do not comment on any current clients, but like all Americans, anyone who is qualified to stand for election has the right to run,” he said.

New York Magazine reported Monday evening on the campaign’s links to two other people with partisan ties. One is Gregg Keller, the former executive director of the American Conservative Union, who has been listed as a contact for the campaign in Arkansas. Mr. Keller, who did not respond to a message seeking comment, is a Missouri-based strategist. He was under consideration to be Mr. Trump’s campaign manager in 2015, a role that was ultimately filled by Corey Lewandowski, according to a former campaign official.

Huh.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 13:37 (three years ago) link

I think the word is “rat fucking”.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

The true secret of NIMH.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

No one is going to vote for a Black mentally-ill megalomaniac.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link

Not with that attitude.

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

I have little doubt that the Republicans think they can split the vote because Republicans take it as an article of faith that “blacks will always vote for the black guy because they are the real racists”.

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

A left-wing group that opposed Joe Biden in the primaries is launching a six-figure digital campaign aimed at persuading progressive voters in battleground states, especially Bernie Sanders supporters, to cast a ballot for the former vice president.

But don’t expect it to air rose-colored ads about Biden: RootsAction.org, POLITICO has learned, has recruited some of the biggest critics of Biden within the Democratic Party to make an unvarnished case for why they’re voting for him despite their disagreements.

The group said leftist professor Noam Chomsky, former Sanders surrogate Linda Sarsour, ex-Sanders adviser Winnie Wong, longtime Sanders ally RoseAnn DeMoro, Medicare for All advocate Ady Barkan, Code Pink founder Medea Benjamin and ex-Sanders campaign co-chair Rep. Ro Khanna are among those who have signed onto its “#VoteTrumpOut” initiative.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/08/05/bernie-sanders-group-boosts-joe-biden-391575
The organization’s kickoff video, which stars Chomsky, paints a picture of a world that is under threat by imminent climate disaster and President Donald Trump.

“Another four years of Trump may literally lead us to the stage where the survival of organized human society is deeply imperiled,” Chomsky said in the spot. “It doesn’t matter how I feel. It doesn’t matter whether you like Biden or not. That's your personal feelings, irrelevant, nobody cares about that. What they care about is what happens to the world. We have to get rid of Trump, keep pressure on Biden, just as Sanders and associates have been doing.”

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

If Never Trumpers like George Conway or Max Boot or whover live in New York, DC, of California? They will not move the dial at all. Golf clap for your participation but I am not exactly moved to organize a parade.

I want to know about the Never Trumpers of North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Michigan, Ohio, etc.

The editor of the Bulwark, a main Never Trumper organ, is Charlie Sykes, who has a very long and prominent career in Wisconsin GOP punditry. There is no question that Trump's support is soft in the traditional Republican power centers of the state (e.g. "crucial Waukesha County") and that's who people like Sykes speak to, and for.

The large majority of those Waukesha Republicans are going to pull the lever for Trump but he definitely runs behind "generic Republican" there and that matters.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

it is going to be extremely weird when Lincoln Project types shower praise on chomsky but I guess we've been on this trajectory for a while

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link

yea I tried that pitch to several people I know who traditionally vote Republican but really didn't like Trump - "I know you don't like Hillary, I don't really either, but seriously if this guy wins the entire Republican party is going to be a laughingstock and young people will never trust you again"...in the end I think they all voted Trump anyway, but things are different now. like life maybe wasn't great in 2016 but it was at least stable enough where maybe these folks thought "whatever, give him a chance, maybe a dipshit businessman is what this country needs" and now we're in a situation where things are legitimately terrible, like "worst since the Great Depression" bad and what's worse there's really no end in sight, and any illusions that Trump secretly was remotely competent have all been shattered. of course Biden isn't ideal but I think he's got two legitimate upsides - one, he's not Hillary Clinton, none of the attacks on him are really sticking, and two, the progressive wing doesn't really like him either, which I think gives permission for the soft Republicans to vote for him. like the GOP can run as many "Biden is just Bernie + AOC + Ilhan" ads as they want, does a single person legitimately believe that?

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

i know at least 2 people who do, but yeah, i don't think nearly many as people are fooled by that as the trump team thinks

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

fwiw I don't think the progressive wing who promised to sit this out after Bernie lost are gonna abstain either, "this country cannot survive 4 more years of Trump" is looking less and less like hyperbole every day

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

vote or die

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XB90b8xXYIk

Willa Catheter (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

...in the end I think they all voted Trump anyway, but things are different now

Some people, you can't just tell them, "Don't touch that, you'll get burned." You gotta just leave the stove on and walk out of the room and come back three and a half years later and point to the cauterized stump from where they've been repeatedly touching the burner and say, "Told you."

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

"Biden is just Bernie + AOC + Ilhan" ads as they want, does a single person legitimately believe that?

Millions and millions of people believed it about Hillary Clinton and still do; why would they not believe it about Joe Biden?

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link

took 20 years to get them to believe it about Clinton though

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

also, Biden has a penis

Steppin' RZA (sic), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link

kindly stop reminding me

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 16:13 (three years ago) link

That detail may change tho

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

But don’t expect it to air rose-colored ads about Biden: RootsAction.org, POLITICO has learned, has recruited some of the biggest critics of Biden within the Democratic Party to make an unvarnished case for why they’re voting for him despite their disagreements.

I have no idea what kind of impact something like this has, but I think it's a good idea. I was thinking the other day that there needs to be a coherent (if not legally coordinated) campaign between all the anti-Trump 501c4s just hammering and hammering the message that he has been and continues to be a disaster. Biden barely needs to even show up in that campaign, except as the alternative to disaster.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

There is a segment of the voting population whose idea of fact-checking is like a dog's idea of confirming if some piece of trash sitting on the ground is edible. They swallow it without thinking much either way and only discover later if it causes a fatal bowel obstruction.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

So Rashida Tlaib won her primary 66-34. Can someone explain why so many political journalists spent the last 2-3 months writing "Tlaib In Danger!" stories? It feels like it was because *they* didn't like her, so they refused to believe that the people in her district did.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

they need to hammer trump on incompetence, all the empty cabinet positions, gutting the adminstration's ability to respond to a pandemic, then when a pandemic came, not caring about responding effectively, preferring to shift blame

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

probably a lot of that along with a few ppl who liked / were rooting for her making sure that people didn't get complacent about her chances? xp

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

I mean, the media is mostly propaganda aimed at upholding a centrist status quo, so that might be part of it. xpost

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

"the media" is a circle of like 75 people treading water in the middle of a rapidly closing circle of sharks

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

Fact checking more like fart-checking amirart

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

Treezy otm

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

Yeah I mean, the greatest-hits reel of Trump's almost uncountable idiocies and fuck-ups just needs to be on a constant inescapable loop in all the social media feeds.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

treeship! that's good!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

Nice image, treesh

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

glad to see the senate is focused on pressing issues today like asking Sally Yates these important questions

Kennedy isn't even pretending to give Sally Yates a chance to answer his questions. He's just blatantly going for the 20-second Hannity soundbite. pic.twitter.com/vVNXh8bBnW

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 5, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

it's hard to compare anyone to Hillary given the sheer amount of negative conditioning conservatives have been subjected to

honestly I have no clue how much conservatives "actually believe" anything, so much of it feels performative at this point

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link

they believe that they should have whatever they want all the time with the least resistance possible

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link

Trust me, you want to read the survey email.

bill thinks trump donors are even stupider than brad did and that is really saying something https://t.co/gJ40SWvQSB

— kilgore trout, new tone haver (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 5, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

"Kennedy isn't even pretending to give Sally Yates a chance to answer his questions. He's just blatantly going for the 20-second Hannity soundbite."

ime this is the expected behavior in these sorts of hearings

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link

so they're adjusting their copy to reflect the spirit of conspiracy in the QAnon zeitgeist. very cool. xp

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

in previous election cycles, i remember noticing a significant ramp-up in the pace and volume of news and political gossip, to almost unbearable levels by late september-october. we're not there yet, but it's interesting how (to me) the election is just another enormous gravitational pull, but hardly much more than all the other shit going on. oh, it's probably going to be litigated from election night until inauguration day? cool, add it to the list

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link

i don't think it will be litigated if biden blows him out of the water, only if it's close. i don't think it will be a blowout either, unfortunately. if you read the right-wing press, you'll see that fear and hatred of democrats is higher than its ever been. biden won't be able to present himself as a "normal" alternative to many of these voters.

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

so yeah, i guess we'll have another supreme court case and a lot of bullshit about "voter fraud"

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

Those voters are't voting for Ronald Reagan himself, and those voters aren't Lincoln Project types.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

maybe, i don't know. it will be interesting to see if biden can make inroads in areas where trump won (which he needs to do). the recent civil unrest is unnerving to a lot of people, and this has been played up A LOT by outlets like fox news, who are saying that the democratic party has been captured by a radical activist wing

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

whether people are actually buying that line outside of diehard trump supporters, who knows.

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

Biden already is, but for the most part these are people who reluctantly voted for Trump in 2016 and expressed voter booth remorse in 2018.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

none of the MAGAs in my neighborhood -- the ones whose Trump flags unfurled in the last three weeks -- are persuadable. In conversations they'll admit they prefer Biden to Clinton but think he's a senile vessel for AOC, Ghost of Fidel, Pol Pot, and Stalin.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

the Mount Rushmore liberals want to see

rob, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

idk if the civil unrest is really a point in Trump's favor, particularly when it's so clear that much of this is a direct response to Trump himself

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

pol pot would also be a ghost though

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

oh stalin too iirc

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

I think Alfred is saying they’d all be one ghost. Like “sandwich of bacon, lettuce and tomato”

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

shit forgot my oxford comma

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

I think that a very large percentage of voters in national elections have always been clueless political simpletons who just vote based on vague ideas of which politicians are "on their side". It is much more noticeable now because in the past the parties limited voters' presidential choices to reasonably competent and experienced candidates. The Republican Party derailed itself by elevating Palin to the ticket in 2008 and barely escaped nominating some complete bozo in 2012. In 2016 they finally imploded. Here we are.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link

that's why the right wing press is doubling down on the idea that democrats hate republican voters and all they stand for.

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

they're leaning hard into the culture war.

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

they're leaning hard into the culture war.

And polls indicate that it's not working. Like, really not working. At all.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

hope so!

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

none of the MAGAs in my neighborhood -- the ones whose Trump flags unfurled in the last three weeks -- are persuadable.

fixed

chasing rimbauds (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

Don't correct a corrector.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

Maybe you just need to offer them an alternate method of committing slow and spiteful suicide.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

so many to choose from

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

why not fast and spiteful

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link

i don't think it will be a blowout either, unfortunately. if you read the right-wing press, you'll see that fear and hatred of democrats is higher than its ever been. biden won't be able to present himself as a "normal" alternative to many of these voters.

I think a blowout if it comes will come from a massive increase in Democratic turnout. Republican fear and hatred of Democrats has been redlined since Obama got elected, increasing it at this point doesn't increase Republican turnout, it actually causes some percentage of them to die of strokes. Biden is the most normal presidential candidate I think is possible. He was VP for eight years, he's an old cishet white guy... it is his privilege to vanish in a way no other candidate could, presenting a minimal target for Republican caricature while being a blank canvas for a wide spectrum of independents and Democrats to happily color in.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

Dems are used to being field mice that anytime they hear the phrase Excite Trump's Base they assume the president can command 987 million voters to overwhelm polling stations. I expect his base to remain excited through November and even after his loss.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

There are no McGovern/Mondale blowouts anymore. 330-350 EVs is a ‘blowout’ for the foreseeable future.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link

yeah, a blowout in this sense being all the tossups going to one party

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

Yep. Obama's 2008 electoral vote total is the closest we'll see in our lifetimes. The parties have settled: we have no liberal Republicans or conservative Dems

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:00 (three years ago) link

I want Biden to win all 50 states. I know he won't come close. But god it all needs repudiating with extreme prejudice. The racism, the rape apologies, the petty small-minded greed.

that's why the right wing press is doubling down on the idea that democrats hate republican voters and all they stand for.

― treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 19:02 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

In my case - they're right!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

no ... conservative Dems

citation needed

Steppin' RZA (sic), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

citation my ass!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

In my case - they're right!

The vast majority of voters on either side in a two-party hegemony are either general-purpose dipshits or people who "don't really think about politics." Tribalism provides an easy excuse to allow themselves to continue to not think about it: there's someone to be opposed to, therefore you are in the right.

A huge amount of Republican voters could easily be swayed by a candidate or party that actually represents their interests, as opposed to poorly but loudly pretending to. The systems of communication are set up to disadvantage anyone attempting to actually reach them.

All of this sucks, but it can be enough to hate everything they vote for, and to feel frustration and pity for them without hating tens of millions of strangers as a lumpenmass.

Steppin' RZA (sic), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

agreed

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link

A huge amount of Republican voters could easily be swayed by a candidate or party that actually represents their interests

I don't think this is true. For a lot of people, voting as an assertion of identity will in fact outweigh self-interest.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

Yep. The GOP has no interests outside eliminating the tax burden from the rich. It's a collection of racists. The racism is the point.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link

That is the GOP's goal, I agree, which all the 'serious' Republicans understand. Their tactics, on the other hand, are pure culture war. Hence - as you say - the collection of racists, abortion crusaders, etc.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

And yes, it helps that so many aspects of the culture war integrate so neatly with eliminating taxes for the rich. It almost adds up to a vision.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

an electoral blowout would still be made up of many relatively close races, many hinging on the results of mail-in ballots. i do want it to be a landslide, but i still fear the extended litigation nightmare

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link

yeah one scenario I can see happening is - in person voting is counted on election night, showing several swing states red, then as mail-in ballots get counted, they slowly flip to blue, causing Trump to tweet "all the fake news showed I was WINNING and now I am LOSING....this is fraudulent, cancel the election?" - iirc he did something similar in a recent election but I can't remember which one

that is if mail-in voting favors Dems - I know it usually doesn't, but it probably will this time

frogbs, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link

All voting is going to favor Dems because we're going to kick their asses from here to Kankakee

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

not a ton of EC votes in the mid-Atlantic iirc, maybe shoot for "here to Hawaii"

rob, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:30 (three years ago) link

dammit

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:32 (three years ago) link

I'd go with "Old Maui"

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:37 (three years ago) link

fwiw I think f hazel is right - I respectfully suggest that sic is overestimating the power of political messaging to budge people out of tribal allegiance with talk of "representing their interests."

Like, I try to imagine a group of very intelligent, eloquent, and persuasive Republicans showing up at my doorstep and convincing me that I've been wrong all this time, and that my truest interests lie with supporting their party and its candidates.

They show me charts. They cite respectable peer-reviewed journals. At some point, I say, "wow, you're right, the Laffer Curve is correct! Burdensome taxation and excessive regulation DO stifle entrepreneurship and therefore the betterment of humankind, including the plight of the downtrodden. I just never knew! And wow, you're also right about all these pesky culture-war issues that I used to think were important. Now I realize it's just liberal virtue-signaling, and doesn't actually help any people of color. People of color are best aided by economic growth! I realize now that trying to help them through welfare programs is paternalistic and condescending. Thanks, guys!"

This is not gonna happen. Nor is its opposite.

chasing rimbauds (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link

all you can do is imagine those people exist

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link

I get being mad at people who vote dumbly! And I absolutely didn't say most of them could be convinced with better information. But you don't have to hate people who've been conned. My thinking on electoral politics is that I want policies which benefit the greatest possible majority of people, and imo it's helpful to actively hope that said people would have their lives benefited.

Also a big part of my thesis is that those chartwielding Republicans couldn't convince you because you are already thinking correctly.

Steppin' RZA (sic), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

sorry for party treeshing

Steppin' RZA (sic), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

lol

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link

sic otm. in any case, that's how i think about these things. people are more their just their political allegiances -- some people don't even think about these things that much and just go along with what their community thinks. and right or wrong, those people aren't in the same moral category, for me, as mitch mcconnell. they're just people.

treeship., Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link

I heard the tail end of an interview with someone on the radio in a piece about party allegiance to certain policies. I think they were talking about immigration, and specifically DACA, and they had managed to dig up a person who supposedly tends to vote Democratic, but was anti-DACA, and I thought - who the fuck is this person?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:02 (three years ago) link

People are complicated! I would not be at all shocked by a traditionally Democratic voter who grew up in a Democratic household and has stayed mostly Democrat — because they support public schools, Social Security, maybe even environmental protection — but also thinks "people should come here the right way" and is a little unnerved by seeing signs in Spanish popping up around the community.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link

There are probably some of them in my neighborhood, which is mostly lower-middle-class and has a lot of retirees and votes like 80 percent Democratic. (Also, that same person may well be on great terms with their new Latino neighbors, of whom there are a lot more now than 20 years ago.)

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

There was a poll taken just a few weeks ago that showed something like 70% of Trump supporters - not just conservative and Republicans at large, but specifically Trump supporters - support DACA, iirc. If 70% of *Trump supporters" are behind DACA, then a Democrat being against sounds like a pretty serious outlier.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 5 August 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link

Trump's Bank Was Subpoenaed by N.Y. Prosecutors in Criminal Inquiry

The New York prosecutors who are seeking President Trump’s tax records have also subpoenaed his longtime lender, a sign that their criminal investigation into Mr. Trump’s business practices is more wide-ranging than previously known.

The Manhattan district attorney’s office issued the subpoena last year to Deutsche Bank, which has been Mr. Trump’s primary lender since the late 1990s, seeking financial records that he and his company provided to the bank, according to four people familiar with the inquiry.

The criminal investigation initially appeared to be focused on hush-money payments made in 2016 to two women who have said they had affairs with Mr. Trump.

But in a court filing this week, prosecutors with the district attorney’s office cited “public reports of possibly extensive and protracted criminal conduct at the Trump Organization” and suggested that they were also investigating possible crimes involving bank and insurance fraud.

...

Deutsche Bank complied with the subpoena. Over a period of months last year, it provided Mr. Vance’s office with detailed records, including financial statements and other materials that Mr. Trump had provided to the bank as he sought loans.

Deutsche Bank’s cooperation with Mr. Vance’s office is significant because other investigations that have sought Mr. Trump’s financial records have been stymied by legal challenges from the president and his family.

Last month, the Supreme Court dealt a blow to congressional investigations into the president’s finances when it ordered lower courts to reconsider whether Deutsche Bank and Mazars USA, Mr. Trump’s accounting firm, had to comply with congressional subpoenas seeking his records. The ruling meant that the subpoenas would not be enforced until after the presidential election in November, if at all.

Mr. Vance’s office declined to comment.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link

August surprise?

👀 https://t.co/rzJzTk8OGw

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) August 6, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:00 (three years ago) link

(ftr, this is a thing Twitter does. I'm permabanned on three separate accounts for being brutal to Trumpers, but when you first break their rules, they tell you of your temporary suspension, then they make you go out there and delete the offending post, unlike Facebook who removes it for you. Then your temp ban ends and you can return to your stupid audience).

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link

btw circumventing a ban only requires a new phone number, apparently. google voice must be doing great business amongst trolls.

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link

I thought it was the trash account TeamTrump that was banned

Dan S, Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:13 (three years ago) link

you are apparently correct. meh.

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link

woulda been an 11 hour ban at most anyway

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

just can't wait for these fuckers to go away forever

Dan S, Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link

They won't.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:37 (three years ago) link

Maybe Ivanka will join a Tom Cotton #resistance movement in 2028.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:37 (three years ago) link

Cotton will be making human suits out of people long before that

XVI Pedicabo eam (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:40 (three years ago) link

he is creepy

Dan S, Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:53 (three years ago) link

Hawley is too

Dan S, Thursday, 6 August 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link

Data points.

* U.S. PRESIDENT TRUMP SAYS CORONAVIRUS VACCINE POSSIBLE AROUND NOV. 3, ELECTION DAY@Reuters

— Carl Quintanilla (@carlquintanilla) August 6, 2020

How can voters be sending in Ballots starting, in some cases, one month before the First Presidential Debate. Move the First Debate up. A debate, to me, is a Public Service. Joe Biden and I owe it to the American People!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 6, 2020

"I thought it was a good interview," Trump says of @jonathanvswan's interview. "A lot of people liked that interview." He says some people think it was unfair but Swan is a nice guy and he thought it was fair enough. (He does add that some of Swan's numbers were "phony." No.)

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 6, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

trump has a secret plan to end the ronnie

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

Can’t you find common ground with the GOP on doing something for minorities and the disenfranchised? @MadMoneyOnCNBC's @JimCramer asks.

“Perhaps you mistook them for somebody who gives a damn for what you just described?” House Speaker Nancy Pelosi says. https://t.co/RbVuuUTDhx pic.twitter.com/pGOo20SBPR

— CNBC (@CNBC) August 6, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

damn

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link

lol

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link

I really enjoy No-Fucks-Left Pelosi

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

she should use these lack of fucks to light a spark under jerrold nadler's overly-cautious ass

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

yeah. nadler was not a good person to be in a leadership role, ranking member of the house judiciary committee, these last 2 years.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

as predicted, it looks like neo-nazi Steve King's defeat in the primary does ensure a republican victory in IA-4:

CD4: The outlook for this race changed dramatically when long-time Rep. Steve King lost the Republican primary to Randy Feenstra. Democrat J.D. Scholten was hoping to improve on his narrow 3-point loss to the controversial incumbent two years ago, but the current poll results suggest otherwise. Feenstra has a commanding 54% to 34% lead over Scholten among registered voters, with 8% undecided. The Republican’s advantage widens among likely voters in both a high turnout scenario (55% to 34%) and in a low turnout scenario (56% to 33%).

https://www.monmouth.edu/polling-institute/reports/monmouthpoll_IA_080620/

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

I think I mentioned it in a distant thread but about 4 years ago I stayed at JD Scholten & his then-GF's home (not in Iowa), he was working as a paralegal and baseball coach, he made no mention of joining politics. Super cool dude, incredibly tall and good taste in beer.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

My wife just corrected me: it was exactly 4 years ago today, that whole weekend.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

thought you wrote "and he tasted of beer."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

Wow, I guess I should point out this was not a swinger's weekend, it was for a mutual friends' wedding.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link

I’ll trade the one seat for Steve King eating shit.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

He tasted of Schlitz, his wife's into pits.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

The Harris/Markey/Sanders $2k temporary UBI is such a beautiful fantasy to think about.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

Is the NY AG presser on anywhere?

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link

BREAKING: NY AG calls to dissolve @NRA and oust Wayne LaPierre, its leader for the last 39 years. In lawsuit filed today, AG accuses LaPierre and top lieutenants of a decades-long pattern of fraud -- and of diverting millions from NRA coffers to line their own pockets.

— Carol Leonnig (@CarolLeonnig) August 6, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

culture war! culture war! culture war!

get HYPED

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

huh, hasn't started yet but embargo for leaks has ended I guess?

https://ag.ny.gov/livestream

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

NRA just announced today they'd be ploughing millions into supporting Trump in battleground states

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

check the dn

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

Ah, this must have been the root of Turmp's "Catholics love the 2nd Amendment" wordbelch yesterday

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

The chief executive of the National Rifle Association and several top lieutenants engaged in a decades-long pattern of fraud to raid the coffers of the powerful gun rights group for personal gain, according to a lawsuit filed Thursday by the New York attorney general, draining $64 million from the nonprofit in just three years.

it's always a strange feeling, watching powerful people go down for things that seem auxiliary to the main crime they perpetuate on a daily basis (fighting tooth and nail against any regulations against guns for decades).

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link

Crime vs "crime"

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 6 August 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link

Already seeing the "the Republicans are gonna turn this into culture-war victory in November" on Twitter. Personally, I don't think this is gonna be the thing that drags President 40% - President 150,000 Corpses - across the finish line, but I've been wrong before.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:15 (three years ago) link

Of course they will spin it as "see?!?!?!? they ARE coming to take your guns", but I'm cautiously hopeful that the actual issue being "widespread fraud" will tamp that down a little bit.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

haha yeah that's essentially what i just said on an NRA thread. i highly doubt it will make any kind of appreciable difference in the election but still, the timing is maybe less than ideal.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link

Trump has improved in the polls a bit in recent weeks (that should subside when he screws up whatever he screws up this week). his approval ratings outside of Rasmussen though are hot garbage. they had improved a bit towards end of last week, but the first few that came out this wee were 40 - 56, 40 - 59, et al.

pepole should be falling over themselves getting him to say something awful to use in ads right now. like have a Better Call Saul camera crew ready to edit commercials on the fly

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:23 (three years ago) link

Safari bribes lol.

pomenitul, Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link

I mean they accused of stealing their own member’s money and NOT using it to defend 2a rights! But of course they are all too used to being grifted on and openly defend it

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think most NRA members are going to care about how their money was used, ultimately. It's finally truly sinking into my brain, this notion that these people don't care whether their personal interests are served so long as they're part of a group who's sticking it to the other side.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link

It's finally truly sinking into my brain, this notion that these people don't care whether their personal interests are served so long as they're part of a group who's sticking it to the other side.

Life as high school football – ad infinitum, until you mercifully expire.

pomenitul, Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

Old Lunch - that's exactly what has been so disheartening about the last three years, learning that there's a not insignificant percentage of the American population for which it's not really about pushing forward their agenda, but just about making sure "the other side" feels awful and terrorized.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

Only libcucks think everyone can be a winner.

pomenitul, Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

trump has improved in the polls because he's not been in the news for a couple of weeks. he'll be in the news again.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link

Love that thing where, the moment some people stop having the direct + visceral experience of shit stench up in their face, they start thinking 'hmm, maybe shit doesn't actually stink after all!'

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

Old Lunch - that's exactly what has been so disheartening about the last three years, learning that there's a not insignificant percentage of the American population for which it's not really about pushing forward their agenda, but just about making sure "the other side" feels awful and terrorized.

Not only does the American Black experience drill this into you, but also getting bullied; sometimes the two overlap.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 6 August 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/06/politics/mike-dewine-coronavirus/index.html

The announcement came shortly before DeWine, a Republican, was scheduled to meet with President Donald Trump in Cleveland. He currently has no symptoms.

we seriously can't catch a break

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

Seriously, can we just have one infection announcement come out immediately after the infectee has hacked a lung into Trump's spittle-flecked face?

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

like, not just a cough, I want to see an infectee blow applesauce all over his face. let's make doubly sure we get him.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

The Star Tribune endorsed Ilhan Omar's challenger, jfc

geoffreyess, Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link

The Star Tribune endorsed Ilhan Omar's challenger, jfc

Apparently they've done this three times now. Clearly their endorsement isn't carrying the weight they'd like it to.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link

Fuck the Strib, I sent my overseas ballot with a vote for Ilhan.

santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

lots of serious concerns about Omar but fuck if I'm not voting for her esp with all this out of state money flooding this race

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 August 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

Here's Trump in Ohio claiming that Joe Biden is "against God."

"No religion, no anything, hurt the Bible, hurt God. He's against God," Trump says. 🙃 pic.twitter.com/IwAjgbkEyB

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 6, 2020

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link

he hurt God? that's the coolest thing about joe biden i've ever heard

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

Please Biden don't hurt Him

rob, Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

There's really no better source on the religious devotion of others than The Beast himself, I find.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

He broke God's little heart.

Udo Starmer (Tom D.), Thursday, 6 August 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-F3n_G_0O0

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 6 August 2020 19:09 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXj2Zb2V4AYghNf.jpg

Doctor Casino, Thursday, 6 August 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I don't think most NRA members are going to care about how their money was used, ultimately. It's finally truly sinking into my brain, this notion that these people don't care whether their personal interests are served so long as they're part of a group who's sticking it to the other side.

There is - I guarantee it - not a single NRA member who thinks they haven't gotten their money's worth. Who cares what Wayne LaPierre's suits cost. They've won basically every legal battle for decades, by being completely opposed to any limits whatsoever.

Yr average red-hatted NRA guy is gonna be completely unable to locate any outrage about what happened to his $25 or whatever.

chasing rimbauds (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 6 August 2020 21:18 (three years ago) link

This does seem like weaponized concern-trolling by the NYAG, but I'm still all for it.

Scampi Runamuck (WmC), Thursday, 6 August 2020 21:26 (three years ago) link

You know, my grandpa was a chemistry teacher, and he also was coach of the school's rifle club (it was the 50s and 60s lol), and a card-carrying member of the NRA for a long time. He later started a Veterans for Peace chapter in the small city he moved to after he retired, and he spoke bitterly of how the NRA changed during his lifetime. He was appalled.

I basically only shared that because that's all I think about when I think of the NRA. That and how every time a person buys a firearm in the US, there's a membership form to fill out and mail in to the NRA in the literature one receives. No joke!

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 6 August 2020 21:42 (three years ago) link

You can think this evil fuck for the most part
https://www.thedailybeast.com/the-teen-killer-who-radicalized-the-nra

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 6 August 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link

Thank

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 6 August 2020 21:43 (three years ago) link

That paywall is a suck. I know the basic story but would be interested in reading more.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 6 August 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link

I hurt my God today
To see if he was real

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Thursday, 6 August 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

No tariffs on Canadian aluminium, though. Add the British empire ‘I’ and beat the tariff.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Thursday, 6 August 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link

The Teen Killer Who Radicalized the NRA

visiting, Friday, 7 August 2020 00:53 (three years ago) link

wechat and tencent ban jfc

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 August 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link

NEW — Trump’s pollster fears that Kanye’s bid might actually hurt Trump. https://t.co/gEXqhofjqm

Via @swin24 and @willsommer

— Sam Stein (@samstein) August 7, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 August 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link

ffs wechat?

sleeve, Friday, 7 August 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link

(xp)

sleeve, Friday, 7 August 2020 03:56 (three years ago) link

Trump's pollster is afraid to tell Trump that Trump's bid is actually hurting Trump.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 7 August 2020 04:57 (three years ago) link

the person I see getting most hurt by Kanye's shenanigans is Kanye.

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Friday, 7 August 2020 06:06 (three years ago) link

I thought I was only person here who used Wechat.

locked in a death spiral of vindictive gatekeeping (viborg), Friday, 7 August 2020 10:27 (three years ago) link

Oh no! The NRA lawsuit is gonna win America's Big Strong Boy a second term!

Donald Trump is losing the culture wars

His law-and-order rhetoric isn’t registering with suburban voters. One of his leading evangelical supporters, Jerry Falwell Jr., was just photographed with his zipper down. Immigration isn't provoking the response it did in 2016, and NASCAR has spurned the president.

Even an attempt by a New York Democrat to take down the National Rifle Association — a lawsuit announced Thursday by state Attorney General Letitia James — looks unlikely to juice Trump's reelection hopes.

“America has changed,” said Frank Luntz, the veteran Republican consultant and pollster. “Every person who cares about the NRA is already voting for Trump. Suburban swing voters care about the right to own a gun, but they don't care about the NRA.”

A brawl between the NRA and New York state once would've been turnout gold for a Republican president. And some Republicans and Democrats alike on Thursday suggested that Republicans could use the episode to stoke turnout among Trump's base.

But the NRA is not the institution it was in American politics even four years ago, when it spent heavily to help Trump win election. Beset by financial problems and infighting, public support for the NRA has declined during the Trump era, falling below 50 percent last year for the first time since the 1990s, according to Gallup. At the same time, nearly two-thirds of Americans want stricter gun laws.

...

The culture wars of old, said Paul Maslin, a top Democratic pollster who worked on the presidential campaigns of Jimmy Carter and Howard Dean, seem “miles away from where this election is right now.”

Gun control and other cultural issues, he said, “are always a backdrop and a way for Trump to maintain his base. But again, his base is 42 percent. Where’s the other 5 to 6 percent he needs going to come from?”

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 7 August 2020 11:58 (three years ago) link

icymi the Orange Dunce called Thailand "Thighland"

How did an idiot like you ever get famous? https://t.co/IOur8TKCR5

— Doug Henwood (@DougHenwood) August 7, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 August 2020 13:22 (three years ago) link

the shit he's harping on Biden for right now feels so desperate

frogbs, Friday, 7 August 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link

ok but if someone is trying to hurt god I think it's fair to call them out

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 August 2020 13:53 (three years ago) link

“Thighland,” not “Tai-land,” is how English speakers around the world say it

i will be eternally hateful

mookieproof, Friday, 7 August 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

HOT FREAKS!

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link

He truly is eternally hateful.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

LOL, totally missed mookieproof's post.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

Obama seemed to project genuine empathy while ordering the drone bombing of Americans. Politicians, especially good ones, aren't jus' folks.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link

lol oops -- wrong thread but who cares

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:37 (three years ago) link

lol mookieproof

Doctor Casino, Friday, 7 August 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link

ffs Dinesh really quadrupling down on Thigh-gate, huh?

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

i love how in another tweet, someone told him "uhh nobody I know pronounces it like that" and he smugly responded "Do you know anybody who lives in Australia or the UK" and then hundreds of people from Australia and hte UK said "mate we don't say it like that'

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link

Why does anyone willingly engage with someone whose brainpan is filled with air, why, just why

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Friday, 7 August 2020 15:03 (three years ago) link

I tweeted at Dinesh a clip of Boris Johnson saying "Thailand" the normal way, and a British dude replied, "God, don't use Boris as any sort of reference point!"

jaymc, Friday, 7 August 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

we call it thigh food cos a minute on he lips is a lifetime on the hips.
or not as the case may be.

Stevolende, Friday, 7 August 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link

/“Thighland,” not “Tai-land,” is how English speakers around the world say it/

i will be eternally hateful


^why I’m still here e.g.

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 7 August 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

i saw "thighland" was trending on twitter and just assumed it was a new ludacris track or something. didn't know it related to trump but alas everything does.

treeship., Friday, 7 August 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

i saw "thighland" was trending on twitter and just assumed it was a new ludacris track or something

irl LOLs

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 August 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

i will be eternally hateful

― mookieproof, Friday, August 7, 2020 10:28 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

HOT FREAKS!

― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Friday, August 7, 2020 10:33 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

my mind went there instantly as well

Evan, Friday, 7 August 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link

Australian cities famously have hundreds of Thai restaurants with punning names like Thigh One On, Thigh Foon, Thigh Pan, To Thigh For, Thigh Riffic, Thighnamite, Thightanic, Thigh Me Up Thigh Me Down, Appethighsing, and EnThighSing.

Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, 7 August 2020 18:56 (three years ago) link

NEW: Matt Lieberman, a Democratic candidate for Senate in Georgia, wrote a bizarre novel filled with racist tropes in 2018.

The president of the Georgia NAACP says he should drop out of the race.

Story w/ @ClaireEFallon:https://t.co/FScNTFKCav

— Kevin Robillard (@Robillard) August 7, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 August 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

Here is Vermont Sen. Bernie Sanders' John Hancock on @kanyewest's nomination papers. Sanders now apparently resides on Tripoli Ave. in Milwaukee. pic.twitter.com/rot32aqwn8

— Daniel Bice (@DanielBice) August 7, 2020


Mickey apparently moved to Milwaukee (I think?) as well. pic.twitter.com/7ysI3zMVI7

— That Clerk Rachel (@badachie) August 7, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 7 August 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link

NEW: Matt Lieberman, a Democratic candidate for Senate in Georgia, wrote a bizarre novel filled with racist tropes in 2018.

The president of the Georgia NAACP says he should drop out of the race.

Story w/ @ClaireEFallon:https://t.co/FScNTFKCav
— Kevin Robillard (@Robillard) August 7, 2020

― brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, August 7, 2020 11:57 AM (six minutes ago)

In case you're wondering like I was, yes it's Joe's son.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 7 August 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

speaking of awesome VP picks

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 7 August 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link

sorry i meant to include that info

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 7 August 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

when you wrote "Joe" I thought you meant Biden, not another white male person who's 10 times worse.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link

Meantime, how to bury some Friday news unsuccessfully.

Liberty Univeristy President Jerry Falwell Jr. is taking an indefinite leave of absence starting immediately. pic.twitter.com/7f6oZMCgIj

— Richard Chumney (@RichChumney) August 7, 2020

Ned Raggett, Friday, 7 August 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link

"We urgently request Jerry Falwell, Jr. contract COVID-19 and die."

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link

On Falwell, I'm having an internal conflict between "enjoy this" and "it won't make a damn bit of difference." Right now "enjoy this" is winning.

how bout them transparent dangling carrots (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 7 August 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

"I’m gonna try to be a good boy from here on out" is an A+ apology though

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 7 August 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

said somewhere else that I actually buy his explanation of the photo (no other explanation makes any sense), but since I hate him, I don't care; someone can go bury him the desert for all I care.

Anyay, stimulus talks collapsed (surprise); earlier the administration was talking about extending the $600/wk unemployment benefit for a few months until things got worked out, but this was rejected by the Dems; if he comes out and does an executive order for that and the direct payment again, any chances this makes the Dems look like assholes for not accepting the offer in the first place? I understand they're holding out for money paid directly to states and local governments.

akm, Saturday, 8 August 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

if he comes out and does an executive order for that and the direct payment again, any chances this makes the Dems look like assholes for not accepting the offer in the first place?

On Fox News, sure.

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 8 August 2020 00:21 (three years ago) link

By all accounts his Bedminster 'press conference' tonight was so bad even Fox cut away, directly to Tucker Carlson talking about Kanye as a man of deep thoughts about how to live a proper life.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 August 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link

Trump can’t write stimulus checks or extend the UI bump by fiat. Spending bills are still firmly out of his grasp.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 8 August 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link

Did u forget that he is a billionaire

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Saturday, 8 August 2020 00:36 (three years ago) link

Supposedly they want to loot the FEMA budget for UI money.. right when hurricane season just started

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Saturday, 8 August 2020 01:32 (three years ago) link

Friday Night Massacre at the US Postal Service, with Trump postmaster general getting rid of 23 USPS executives as a "sweeping overhaul of the nation's mail service." https://t.co/3lbWPJnt1e

— Ken Layne (@KenLayne) August 7, 2020

Steppin' RZA (sic), Saturday, 8 August 2020 04:35 (three years ago) link

DeJoy and his wife, Aldona Wos, whom Trump has nominated to become ambassador to Canada, own between $30.1 million and $75.3 million of assets in competitors to the USPS

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 8 August 2020 08:45 (three years ago) link

Is that a conflict of interest and is that enough to have him removed?
& is it too late to correct the mess he has created.

was wondering if there was any way of getting rid of the problem.
BUt has that meant that the election is already a bit screwed.

Stevolende, Saturday, 8 August 2020 08:54 (three years ago) link

Who's going to remove him?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 8 August 2020 08:56 (three years ago) link

Conflict of interest is a positive as far as Trump is concerned.

Dan Worsley, Saturday, 8 August 2020 08:57 (three years ago) link

The goodies who must be about to come riding over the hill, happens in all good westerns dunnit?

I mean one must maintain a belief in the goodness of teh law mustn't one? A lovely fellow like teh Attorney General must see the benefit of justice mustn't he?
& just being a wrecker of civilisation isn't an end in itself is it?
Or does it make a lovely pastime?

Stevolende, Saturday, 8 August 2020 10:18 (three years ago) link

You hate to see it etc

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/08/08/trump-antagonizes-sheldon-adelson-phone-call-392688

This is the first thing that actually says to me he might really not want to win.

Ned Raggett, Saturday, 8 August 2020 12:39 (three years ago) link

A direct quote from Maureen Dowd's column in today's New York Times (to which no correction has yet been appended):

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ee52LMiXkAA3JMt.png

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 8 August 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

I guess it does feel like about 36 years since November 2016...

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 8 August 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

lol wow

Doctor Casino, Saturday, 8 August 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

oh, Mo

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 August 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

Is it really so strange...

This description of what “antifa” is... is insane! Mind blowing that the NYT would publish this as facthttps://t.co/YnNZ6P04ax pic.twitter.com/yJgRoJzBc4

— Hamilton Nolan (@hamiltonnolan) August 7, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 August 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

that article is pretty terrifying though...

When a tall man in a trench coat and hiking boots walked over to question Mr. Khan, the man spread his coat open, revealing several pistols on harnesses around his chest and waist. He presented a badge on a lanyard that read “Black Lives Matter Community Patrol.”

His name is Rick Hearns and he identified himself as a longtime security guard and mover who is now a Black Lives Matter community guard, in charge of several others. Local merchants pay for his protection, he said as he handed out his business card. (Mr. Khan said he and his neighbors are now paying thousands of dollars a month for protection from Iconic Global, a Washington State-based private security contractor.)

k3vin k., Saturday, 8 August 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

Over the past couple of days I have seen references to both Trump asking how hard it would be to add a face to Mount Rushmore, and also Trump wanting to open up the Grand Canyon to mining or something. I have no idea if either of these things are remotely accurate, and that alone shows where we are.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 8 August 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

xp yeah, definitely makes CHOP look pretty bad

Nhex, Saturday, 8 August 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

he's wanted to open GC up to mining for the last 4 years

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 8 August 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

the uranium lobby (????) wants it iirc

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 8 August 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link

xp yeah, definitely makes CHOP look pretty bad

In a way that walking around it every day didn't. You don't think Rancho Bravo would have done a month's worth of business every week if they'd been open?

Steppin' RZA (sic), Saturday, 8 August 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link

^ especially during the riots, pre-CHOP

Steppin' RZA (sic), Saturday, 8 August 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link

ok lol

Either @TimKaine and I had a very vivid shared hallucination four years ago or Maureen had too much pot brownie before writing her column again. https://t.co/J3SSwtkg7x

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 8, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:01 (three years ago) link

xp I mean, it already looked bad in a lot of ways - but particularly the store owner fighting off robbers, getting no help from the cops, and then blacklisted and harassed by protestors, that's some Fox News bait

Nhex, Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link

either factchecking is cold and decomposed or Dowd is belatedly promoting "HRC is a man" meme

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

how terrible has the world become when a Clinton tweet is funnier than any Dowd column

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

So I guess in the original article it was "36 years since a man and woman ran on a ticket together", which prompted the Clinton tweet, and then the NYT changed it to "since a man chose to put a woman on the Democratic ticket with him"

Dan S, Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:41 (three years ago) link

I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

Maureen Dowd will keep earning six figures long after continents slide into the sea.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 August 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link

Wasn't the environmental bill that Teddy Roosevelt passed introduced to prevent exploitation of the Grand canyon back in whenever that was 100 odd years ago. I watched Public Trust the new film on public lands last week and i think that was a point made in that.
Overall feelgood film with every subsequent President signing vast areas into protected public land, some grassroots groups having fought for years to protect certain areas and finally getting legislation passed by Obama. Sudden sinking feeling as t comes into power and sets up various industry people to positions controlling departments they've been fighting.
Sounds like some good is happening at the moment so hope that does last.
Heard that the pipeline protest in Dakota thought it had won its recent battle and turned off the flow only to have it appealed and I think turned back on.

Stevolende, Saturday, 8 August 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link

Fascists making jokes:

It seems like a rushed editorial process led to the publication of an Op-Ed that did not meet the New York Times's standards. pic.twitter.com/h4JMlUgh3y

— Tom Cotton (@TomCottonAR) August 8, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 8 August 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

Dowd is a self-made joke.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 9 August 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link

President Trump said if he is re-elected, he will look into terminating the payroll tax permanently! No explanation of how he would fund Social Security.

Also, will anyone contest in court the executive order to give out $400 (down from $600) in unemployment benefits via money that the White House is claiming they can shift from unpsent funds

curmudgeon, Sunday, 9 August 2020 03:38 (three years ago) link

tbf, the op-ed page is a joke

even if dowd were good, you can't expect her to deliver something (apparently without editing) interesting twice a week for 25 years. krugman can at least go wonky if necessary, but the whole edifice is self-perpetuatingly rotten

mookieproof, Sunday, 9 August 2020 03:41 (three years ago) link

The thing is, Cotton thinks he's calling out hypocrisy but he's basically right, the same shitty process that led the Times to institutionally think it was required to let him wipe his ass on their page didn't go away is still in place shoveling other shit into our faces regularly

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 9 August 2020 03:43 (three years ago) link

along with other stuff that is good

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 9 August 2020 03:43 (three years ago) link

There is no positive balance to any op-ed page, abolish them all.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 9 August 2020 03:57 (three years ago) link

Dowd makes Gail Collins read like Molly Ivins

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 9 August 2020 04:00 (three years ago) link

Executive Order and memos

1/ Evictions: No eviction moratorium or new rental $, asks HUD to "consider" if evictions should stop

2/ Unemployment: Uses $44B from FEMA to cover $300/week benefit for ~5 more weeks

3/ Taxes: Option to defer payroll tax payment, but w/o new law they'll still be due

curmudgeon, Sunday, 9 August 2020 04:03 (three years ago) link

FEMA money during Hurricane Season

I guess we can just Nuke the 'canes then.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 9 August 2020 04:22 (three years ago) link

IIUC the $300 only happens in states that chip in an extra $100

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 9 August 2020 04:33 (three years ago) link

Triple Matched!

assert (MatthewK), Sunday, 9 August 2020 07:17 (three years ago) link

“The pen-and-phone theory of executive lawmaking is unconstitutional slop,” Sasse said in a statement. “President Obama did not have the power to unilaterally rewrite immigration law with DACA, and President Trump does not have the power to unilaterally rewrite the payroll tax law.“

Senate Judiciary Chairman Lindsey Graham (R) offered less harsh comments, saying that while he appreciated the president’s orders, he “would much prefer a congressional agreement.” Sen. Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.), blamed Democrats for failing to reach an agreement, but indicated he didn’t support the president circumventing Congress.

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/511202-some-gop-lawmakers-express-discomfort-with-trump-executive-orders

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 9 August 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link

President Trump said if he is re-elected, he will look into terminating the payroll tax permanently! No explanation of how he would fund Social Security.


By not having Social Security at all.

Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 9 August 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

Hey, remember Tulsi Gabbard? Well, you can forget about her.

BREAKING: Kaiali'i Kahele wins Democratic nomination for U.S. House in Hawaii's 2nd congressional district. #APracecall at 7:22 p.m. HST. #Election2020 #HIprimary https://t.co/lGfinkb1KC

— AP Politics (@AP_Politics) August 9, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 9 August 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

wow

akm, Sunday, 9 August 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

Well, she wasn't running.

Scampos Runamuck (WmC), Sunday, 9 August 2020 15:15 (three years ago) link

tulsi has already left her old career as a legislator and launched he next career as a media figure. maybe she can join the Home Shopping Network as a presenter.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 9 August 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link

maybe she can be a proactive spokesperson (ok that was very bad)

akm, Sunday, 9 August 2020 20:08 (three years ago) link

why do evangelicals vote for trump, part 10334: https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/09/us/evangelicals-trump-christianity.html

typical stuff, but this conversation jumped out at me:

The years of the Obama presidency were confusing to her. She said she heard talk of giving freedoms to gay people and members of minority groups. But to her it felt like her freedoms were being taken away. And that she was turning into the minority.

“I do not love Trump. I think Trump is good for America as a country. I think Trump is going to restore our freedoms, where we spent eight years, if not more, with our freedoms slowly being taken away under the guise of giving freedoms to all,” she said. “Caucasian-Americans are becoming a minority. Rapidly.”

She explained what she meant. “If you are a hard-working Caucasian-American, your rights are being limited because you are seen as against all the races or against women,” she said. “Or there are people who think that because we have conservative values and we value the family and I value submitting to my husband, I must be against women’s rights.”

Her voice grew strong. “I would say it takes a stronger woman to submit to a man than to want to rule over him. And I would argue that point to the death,” she said.

She felt freer as she spoke. “Mike Pence is a wonderful gentleman,” she said. “This is probably a very bad analogy, but I’d say he is like the very supportive, submissive wife to Trump. He does the hard work, and the husband gets the glory.”

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 9 August 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

There's a photo in that article showing a family, heads bowed in prayer, about to eat. A gallon of milk rests on the table. It's the saddest photo I've ever seen.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 9 August 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

I am never leaving the city (I know, I know)

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Sunday, 9 August 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

From the start it appeared an impossible contradiction. Evangelicals for years have defined themselves as the values voters, people who prized the Bible and sexual morality — and loving your neighbor as yourself — above all.

Donald Trump was the opposite. He bragged about assaulting women. He got divorced, twice. He built a career off gambling. He cozied up to bigots. He rarely went to church. He refused to ask for forgiveness.

It has to be tough for the author to pretend he's never met an evangelical.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 9 August 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

He gestured to his front door. “You don’t lock the doors,” he said. “I never take the keys out of the car.”

Then he patted the stainless steel Smith & Wesson .38 revolver carried in a tooled leather holster at the small of his back - "But you can't be stupid."

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 9 August 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link

I couldn't read that because it wasn't reported from a folksy diner. I have standards.

Caucasian-Americans are becoming a minority.

Well, what's wrong with that? Are minorities treated badly or something?

vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 9 August 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link

tfw when you’re so worried that others, elsewhere, might be accorded one teenie tiny bit more respect and dignity than they have historically enjoyed that you find yourself voting for donald trump. hateful creeps. i hope they drown in a vat of black, gay, trans communist jism.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 9 August 2020 21:11 (three years ago) link

^ underrated Zappa album

vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 9 August 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link

Her voice grew strong. “I would say it takes a stronger woman to submit to a man than to want to rule over him. And I would argue that point to the death,” she said.

but what if the person you are arguing that point with is... a man?!?!?!?!
>>>scanners head explosion<<<

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 9 August 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

two options: submit or rule over.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 9 August 2020 21:49 (three years ago) link

yeah, the dichotomy is sorta telling there isn't it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 9 August 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

lol this guy

"TikTok is not just China’s revenge for the century of humiliation between the Opium Wars and Mao’s revolution. It is the opium — a digital fentanyl, to get our kids stoked for the coming Chinese imperium."

— Niall Ferguson (@nfergus) August 9, 2020

mookieproof, Sunday, 9 August 2020 22:00 (three years ago) link

od'ing on the digital fentanyl that is the first 15 seconds of Lottery

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 9 August 2020 22:53 (three years ago) link

Poor Niall, forced to say crazy bad things just to get noticed on Twitter.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 9 August 2020 23:48 (three years ago) link

So if TikTok is digital fentanyl, is twitter honest to goodness old fashioned heroine?

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Sunday, 9 August 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link

heroin makes you feel good

lukas, Monday, 10 August 2020 00:32 (three years ago) link

Finally, some serious action from Speaker Pelosi:

August 9, 2020

Dear Democratic Colleague,

On this Sunday morning as we pray for the American people, I wanted to share “A Responsive Prayer for Justice.”

Pray for those who are hungry.

Pray harder for those who will not feed them.

Pray for those who struggle each week to pay their bills.

Pray harder for the wealthy who do not care.

Pray for those who are homeless.

Pray harder for those who deny them shelter.

Pray for the sick and lonely.

Pray harder for those who will not give them comfort.

Pray for those who cry out for dignity.

Pray harder for those who will not listen.

Pray for those oppressed by unjust wages.

Pray harder for those who exploit them.

Pray for those who bear the yoke of prejudice.

Pray harder for those who discriminate against them.

Pray for those whose basic needs are denied.

Pray harder for the public officials who cater to the greedy and ignore those bound unjustly.

Amen.

best regards, (unsigned)

Steppin' RZA (sic), Monday, 10 August 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link

Some good-ass legislatin', right there

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Monday, 10 August 2020 02:55 (three years ago) link

Finally, some serious action from Speaker Pelosi:

btw, just a reminder that Speaker Pelosi's powers do not extend far enough to pass whatever legislation she or you might consider necessary for the good of the nation. Gestures like this one are something you may have heard about: propaganda designed to strengthen the political basis for taking "serious action".

Or maybe you haven't heard about this kind of political behavior before now.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 10 August 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link

I'm familiar with the behaviour of stealing other people's words and pretending that you wrote them, in a completely empty act of ostensible virtue signalling that actually make you look like someone with no appreciation of fairness, sure. (Are... are we going to talk about Shia LeBouef's short films now?)

Steppin' RZA (sic), Monday, 10 August 2020 04:50 (three years ago) link

Anyway, I don't think this made it onto the thread?:

National Security Advisor Robert O’Brien on @FaceTheNation right now, in response to whether Trump has told Putin to stop meddling in US elections: “Unlike my predecessors, I don’t get involved in conversations the President has with foreign leaders.”

No kidding.

— Rudy Mehrbani (@RudyMehrbani) August 9, 2020

The former director of the CIA and NSA in response:

Holy shit. https://t.co/hrYMthaiJP

— Gen Michael Hayden (@GenMhayden) August 9, 2020

Steppin' RZA (sic), Monday, 10 August 2020 04:56 (three years ago) link

xp yeah, definitely makes CHOP look pretty bad

btw today there was an anti-mask / pro-Jesus rally on the CHOP site, with hundreds of ppl gathering without masks and publicly baptising each other, and at least one baby, in a grotty tub. The mayor didn't send in one single cop to break them up, let alone hundreds of cops and National Guard to tear-gas them, though, so it'll probably look pretty... good? when the NYT writes it up.

Steppin' RZA (sic), Monday, 10 August 2020 08:41 (three years ago) link

cripes.

Nhex, Monday, 10 August 2020 09:47 (three years ago) link

Ann Hathaway is Nancy Pelosi in....

PRAY HARD

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 10:52 (three years ago) link

That NYT article on Trump evangelicals in Iowa glosses over a key distinction: these aren't evangelicals, they are an incredibly small group of rural Dutch Calvinists. It mentions Dordt College, the site of Trump's 2016 rally being "named for a major church assembly in 1618 and 1619 that declared salvation was only for God’s chosen ones, and expelled from Dutch territory anyone who disagreed", which is the exact opposite of the American Evangelical belief that people can choose their own salvation and be "born again". What difference does that make? It means that the people interviewed in this article believe that they are "God's chosen people" and live their entire lives attempting to demonstrate evidence that they are part of that chosen in-group, lest they be expelled from it. So, when they talk about their religious freedom being impugned, they're really saying that they've always lived in this insular environment where homogeneity = salvation, and the only way they can continue the faith of their fathers is to keep all outsiders out of it. It's telling that their ancestors fled the Netherlands over this same false sense of "persecution", the Dutch government wouldn't let them kick anyone who disagreed with them out of the country, so they came to these rural Iowa towns where they were left alone for 100 years, and now they're confronting the fact that embracing Trump's racism and misogyny is the closest thing they'll get to preserving their "religious heritage" in 2020.

BrianB, Monday, 10 August 2020 14:36 (three years ago) link

That's a v good point.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

I wasn't going to read that article but oh hell yes, Dordt College, I can attest the above is accurate.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 10 August 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link

That NYT article on Trump evangelicals in Iowa glosses over a key distinction: these aren't evangelicals, they are an incredibly small group of rural Dutch Calvinists. It mentions Dordt College, the site of Trump's 2016 rally being "named for a major church assembly in 1618 and 1619 that declared salvation was only for God’s chosen ones, and expelled from Dutch territory anyone who disagreed", which is the exact opposite of the American Evangelical belief that people can choose their own salvation and be "born again".

i can see some disagreement about whether that congregation technically counts as "american evangelical" or not. i think their current state (bitter resentment and a false sense of overwhelming persecution) is roughly the same, though.

and i'd also argue that for most evangelicals, there is no contradiction between "belief that people can choose their own salvation and be "born again" and declaring that "salvation was only for God’s chosen ones, and expelled from Dutch territory anyone who disagreed". the way they unify the two is like this: people can choose their own salvation, but god has already chosen who will receive. and on immigration, contemporary god is an angry righteous old testament god who chooses to bless or curse entire nations of evil nonbelievers. get born again or leave.

or...something like that. of course it's a hopeless jumble of contradicting ideas, but that's evangelicalism ime, and if the dordt college people ever feel too over-oppressed, they'd fit right in with thousands of other communities and churches that are virtually indistinguishable from them

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 August 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

Also, something that only a former Iowan Dutch Calvinist would likely recognize about that photo of the family praying at the dinner table: all three kids have forks in their food already during the prayer, revealing that they probably started to eat before the parents sat down to pray, which never would've happened when their parents were that age. Just a small detail, but I can tell you, having grown up in it (my sister actually went to Dordt College), those are the kind of things that Iowan Dutch Calvinists obsess about - you had to pray and read the bible at every meal and the church elders would come to your house for "visitation" to observe that your family accurately demonstrated that you were in fact, still part of God's chosen in group. Even this family is not managing to keep the outside world at bay, their kids aren't stopping to pray before touching their dinner. Re-electing Trump is not going to help them with that, and soon enough this tiny, insignificant demographic of Trump voter would go away on its own.

BrianB, Monday, 10 August 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

Oh god I clicked on it, and the article just clowns itself and its subjects over and over.

“I guess the biggest concern for me is trying to keep our country the way it was. Conservative. The values. For us, I mean, this is as good as it gets. We can do whatever we want,” said Mr. Driesen

They want the Christian education for their children “so we don’t have to have them indoctrinated with all these different things,” he said. “We are free to teach them our values.”

She worried that the school might be forced to let in students who were not Christian, or hire teachers who were gay.

“People in my circles, you don’t really hear about racism, so I guess I don’t know too much about it,” Mr. Driesen said of the protests.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 10 August 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

I don't think either the CRC or the RCA are evangelical denominations, that is, I don't think they're committed either doctrinally or habitually to spreading awareness of salvation by conversion. They would probably be offended to be compared to Baptists, for example.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Monday, 10 August 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

yeah baptists are total heretics! you think YOU can choose whether to be in god's elect?? pah!

calvinism has this real crazy edge of anxiety and paranoia to it. how will i know if i'm in the elect?? i mean, i can't, but surely someone in the elect would behave in a certain way.. so let's look for those outward signs.. in others... in myself... AAAGGGGHHH

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

and i'd also argue that for most evangelicals, there is no contradiction between "belief that people can choose their own salvation and be "born again" and declaring that "salvation was only for God’s chosen ones, and expelled from Dutch territory anyone who disagreed". the way they unify the two is like this: people can choose their own salvation, but god has already chosen who will receive. and on immigration, contemporary god is an angry righteous old testament god who chooses to bless or curse entire nations of evil nonbelievers. get born again or leave.

Uh I think most evangelicals, particularly liberal ones, would loudly call bullshit on the idea that God would willingly exclude anyone who chose salvation.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

Yeah but the point is these are Calvinists not evangelicals

treeship., Monday, 10 August 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link

Yes, and Karl's arguing that there isn't a difference between them.

shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 10 August 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

Wait nevermind

treeship., Monday, 10 August 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

Yeah i agree with you. Evangelicals evangelize—spreading the faith and saving souls is as important or more than personal virtue, the sole concern of the predestination folks

treeship., Monday, 10 August 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link

I attended a CRC church for several years (but that was 20 years ago, I married rather than was born into it, etc). The denomination reiterated repeatedly that it is an evangelical denomination, the church does mission work at a denominational level, etc. That's in obvious tension with its ethnocentrism, and this ethnocentrism will be the death of the denomination in a few years (my f-i-l is longtime C@lv1n faculty and has commented on declining enrollment, particularly of their "traditional" student, for many years).

Joey Corona (Euler), Monday, 10 August 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I've seen plenty of commentary over the past few years that these sorts are fighting for their way of life because their way of life is literally dying out.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 10 August 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

My favorite part of the article is the mom talking about how she likes living in a bubble where she doesn't have to worry about her kids going outside to play with the neighbor kids, even though they go to another church, and then catches herself, "I don't know, maybe that's naive." - Yes, you absolutely need to be more concerned about your kids mixing it up with kids from other denominations, they might put dangerous ideas in their heads like it's okay to browse the Internet on Sundays.

BrianB, Monday, 10 August 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

Uh I think most evangelicals, particularly liberal ones, would loudly call bullshit on the idea that God would willingly exclude anyone who chose salvation.

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, August 10, 2020 10:23 AM (thirty-two minutes ago)bookmarkflaglink

Yeah but the point is these are Calvinists not evangelicals

― treeship., Monday, August 10, 2020 10:27 AM (twenty-nine minutes ago)bookmarkflaglink

Yes, and Karl's arguing that there isn't a difference between them.

― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, August 10, 2020 10:29 AM (twenty-seven minutes ago)

i'm not arguing there isn't a difference between them. i'm arguing that to the outsider observer, in terms of actions and political beliefs, there is little to distinguish between the Dordt College crowd and white evangelicals.

i must admit i have never seen the words "liberal" and "evangelical" side-by-side, so i guess that speaks to my lack of perspective, for real. (i have to admit i googled it and found 18,500 results, heh). and not for the first time, i've said "evangelicals" when I really meant "white evangelicals". the overwhelming majority of white evangelicals i've known have been very conservative (and many are homophobic white nationalists to boot).

the seemingly incompatible doctrine thing is something else. i don't expect anyone to agree with me (a good indicator that i'm wrong), and my opinion on it is largely driven by my personal experiences with white evangelicals. all i can say is that in my experience, it is very, very possible to believe that anyone can be saved, and also that god knows who is going to be saved and counts them among his Chosen people.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 August 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link

and i'd also argue that for most evangelicals, there is no contradiction between "belief that people can choose their own salvation and be "born again" and declaring that "salvation was only for God’s chosen ones, and expelled from Dutch territory anyone who disagreed". the way they unify the two is like this: people can choose their own salvation, but god has already chosen who will receive. and on immigration, contemporary god is an angry righteous old testament god who chooses to bless or curse entire nations of evil nonbelievers. get born again or leave.

I grew up in an evangelical church in S. Illinois and agree 100% with Karl's take. Ime evangelical congregations believe in the doctrine that you choose your own salvation, but they have to square that with a totally omniscient god who already knows the choices you are going to make, so evangelicals get to profess that they are opening and welcoming to anyone choosing to join while at the same time critical and judging of anyone who has not. At least in my experience the prevailing mood for evangelicals is a sort of early-Christian New Testament belief in the end times and that they are a persecuted minority. A certain kind of paranoia justifying the other-ing of outsiders.

I mean in grade school I was lead to believe Catholics were a fringe religious cult that might steal your children.

Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Monday, 10 August 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

tbf i think dutch calvinists in 1618 taught their kids the same thing

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 10 August 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

this is reminding me how much of my information about evangelicals comes from Chick tracts

Doctor Casino, Monday, 10 August 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

Imagine growing up in Chick tract. My parents threw out an RPG book of mine when I was in high school because it discussed witches' spells" in it. I was quoted a bible verse about not suffering witches. This was in 1987, not 1697.

Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Monday, 10 August 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link

my dad make me quit taekwondo because there was a yin-yang patch on my uniform

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 August 2020 17:18 (three years ago) link

sad lol, I think you have me beat. I'm sorry Karl, but that is cracking me up.

Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Monday, 10 August 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

heh, there's a lot more where that came from! but yeah, it doesn't prove anything, of course, and i know my experience isn't and can't be typical of white evangelicalism. i would just say that the liberal evangelicals are getting absolutely CRUSHED in the "influence on real life" department, compared to their white nationalist peers.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 10 August 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

Sorry for turning the US Politics thread into a discussion on Theology but I guess it makes sense that these old protestant factions are now coming together with evangelicals under a shared persecution complex based on the exclusion of others. Obviously, Christianity has become more of a political than a religious movement in America, so I guess it no longer matters to them whether they think that they believe they are going to heaven because God chose them or because they chose God, the most important thing that they can all agree on is that LGBT people are an abomination so horrible that being forced to bake a cake for them is tantamount to being burned in a fiery furnace or fed to hungry lions. From there, they can break into religious factions again over the rest of their political views. My parents told me that they went to church this past weekend for the first time since covid hit, and they had to have separate services, one with masks and one without masks because their congregation is so divided on that issue.

BrianB, Monday, 10 August 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link

tempted to put this in batshit cartoons or trenchant but in any case
http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=5gGonq-e0gY

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 10 August 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gGonq-e0gY

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 10 August 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

Would love to see this fucker take a header off Little Round Top on national tv.

Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Monday, 10 August 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link

TRUMP EVACUATED from White House press briefing room by US Secret Service. An agent locked the briefing room doors from the exterior. pic.twitter.com/El9Xi4lAlE

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) August 10, 2020

would hate to think reason for this is the same reason they pulled the basketball guys (sp?) during their march 11 press conference!!!!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link

Emergency #2.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

A private flight from South Bend to Wilmington, Delaware, landed an hour and five minutes ago, per FlightAware. pic.twitter.com/l3XJjDFsVG

— Adam Wren (@adamwren) August 10, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

oh god no not pete

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:18 (three years ago) link

Remember slow news days?

Is that tweet supposed to imagine Mayo Pete meeting with Joe?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:18 (three years ago) link

If Buttigieg is named VP I won't vote.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

xp - yeah, I mean it's like a .12% chance but god it would be beautiful

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

Maybe every woman of color in the Democratic Party turned him down (or spoke to the Scientologists)

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:23 (three years ago) link

Ed Rendell likes the cut of Pete's jib.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link

It sucks so fucking bad that for the rest of my life this rodent-faced dork will almost certainly be someone in American politics I’ll have to know and hear about.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link

I'm sure there was lots of good ol whinin' and complainin' about it here a few months ago, but as a queer dude who is married, I've never felt more insulted by someone's existence in my life.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link

It's like he is the exact antipode of everything I care about and value.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

I’m certainly no great judge of character but he seems transparently disingenuous, opportunist, and uhh “fake” smart or something

brimstead, Monday, 10 August 2020 22:48 (three years ago) link

an absolute cipher

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Monday, 10 August 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link

he basically is that character from The Politician but somehow less likeable

frogbs, Monday, 10 August 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

I didn't like him to begin with because I knew about the McKinsey period, but when I found out he *volunteered* to join the US military apparatus in 2009, I was convinced that he had nothing approaching any ethical sense. Put the garbage in the trash afaic.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Monday, 10 August 2020 23:25 (three years ago) link

Pete as veep would be the ultimate fuck-you and therefore perfect

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, 10 August 2020 23:26 (three years ago) link

because really what are you gonna do, not vote for them

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, 10 August 2020 23:32 (three years ago) link

if the reveal is that pete is actually a woman of color, i swear i'm going to cancel my subscription to this dumb channel

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 10 August 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link

It sucks so fucking bad that for the rest of my life this rodent-faced dork will almost certainly be someone in American politics I’ll have to know and hear about.

On the contrary, being Biden's VP would probably tank any future career. He can make a failed run in 2024/8 then go sit on a bunch of corporate boards.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 10 August 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link

unless he becomes president

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Monday, 10 August 2020 23:47 (three years ago) link

However unfair it might be, no one with the last name 'Buttigieg' will ever become president.

― E Pluripubis Unum (Old Lunch), Wednesday, January 23, 2019 8:42 AM (one year ago) bookmarkflaglink

Pretty sure I still stand by this.

Pretty sure.

Why does this relates to Yoda? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

What if he changes his name to Petey Butts?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:12 (three years ago) link

my take on it is that Biden has to make it clear he's vetting everyone

Dan S, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link

Buttigieg angling for Secretary of Defense or something.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:17 (three years ago) link

CIA director

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:19 (three years ago) link

Always best to promote from within

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link

Master of Secrets

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link

Maybe they'll put him in charge of Hufflepuff this term.

vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link

The presumption that Biden would meet Buttigeig only in regard to VP is blinkered. My guess he will get a speech slotted at the convention and they'll talk about Pete's role in the campaign and possible posting in Biden's administration. Buttigeig did Biden a solid favor by pulling out of the race before the South Carolina primary and endorsing him at the same time. Not a big enough favor to merit being chosen VP, but big enough to ask for a minor Cabinet post or something about that level. He did well enough in the early primaries that he can claim to bring votes to the table.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:12 (three years ago) link

So that means we can't kill him? :-(

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link

Well, you can try. It might require a silver bullet.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:20 (three years ago) link

you can but only after temp ban

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:23 (three years ago) link

yeah I def don’t think he’s being tapped for VP (I think Joe will pick a woman); I’m just sad I have to know who this fucknut is. and even sadder the Democratic Party has become the lint trap for phonies and strivers who can only conceive of politics as doing more neocon bullshit abroad and more neolib bullshit here at home.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:25 (three years ago) link

Had a feeling I might get tempbanned for that... apologies, all in jest. I just loathe the guy.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link

Giving a tyrant enough rope is a terrible strategy and for the millionth time since 2016, time is not our friend. fatigue and internal turnover makes successful resistance ever less likely. but fine, wait for midterms.

― Hunt3r, Tuesday, June 26, 2018 9:11 AM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink


eventually everyone folds for the boss or gets folded. don't like it? better change that boss. clock is ticking.

― Hunt3r, Thursday, June 28, 2018 12:42 PM (two years ago) bookmarkflaglink


yeah i get afraid it’s very very late now

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 12:12 (three years ago) link

yeah

shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link

aww

I’ve got to be honest I kind of expected to speak.

— Andrew Yang🧢🇺🇸 (@AndrewYang) August 11, 2020

mookieproof, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link

lol

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

when the grifter gets grifted

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

The group, run by a born-again Christian survivor of sex trafficking, operates a safe house for adult trafficking victims known as Destiny House. It was the target of a December complaint by the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees local 2830, which asked the Justice Department’s inspector general to investigate whether politics factored in to a grant award for the group. It was the second such complaint filed by the union in 2019 raising concerns about the grant-review process.

Hookers for Jesus is now set to receive $498,764 in fresh federal funding, part of $35 million in grants to help provide housing for trafficking victims unveiled at the White House on Tuesday by Attorney General William Barr and Trump’s daughter, Ivanka. That is on top of the $530,190 that Hookers for Jesus was awarded in 2019 over three years to help expand services to trafficking victims. A person briefed on the matter told Reuters that since the 2019 award was accepted, Hookers for Jesus has drawn down only about $32,000 of the funds. It was unclear why the organization has tapped only a fraction of the grant.

Justice Department spokeswoman Mollie Timmons said that Hookers for Jesus “underwent a merit-based review” and that independent peer reviewers also determined its application “met the necessary criteria” and “scored them highly.” Annie Lobert, who runs the nonprofit, did not respond to a request for comment. Earlier this year, Reuters reported that the group’s policy manuals showed that in 2010 and 2018, residents of the safe house were required to go to church, complete Christian homework, and were banned from reading “secular magazines with articles, pictures, etc. that portray worldly views/advice on living, sex, clothing, makeup tips.” In general, recipients of federal funds are not permitted by anti-discrimination laws to use the funds to engage in explicitly religious activities.

In a May 12 letter to Lobert, the Office for Civil Rights in the Justice Department’s grant-making arm determined that Hookers for Jesus was not in violation of federal rules requiring it to keep religious activities separate from federally-funded ones because it did not plan to use the money to support Destiny House until the second and third years of the grant. It instructed Lobert to develop “a plan to ensure compliance” with the law once Hookers for Jesus begins to start using the funds for Destiny House in 2021.

In an interview earlier this year with Reuters, Lobert denied that her group forces the women to go to church. She declined to provide updated copies of her policy manuals.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

@realDonaldTrump
News Conference at 5:30 P.M. Enjoy!

i know we have gone over this before but these bullshit rallies masquerading as press conferences are the fucking worst and networks need to stop covering it.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link

Certainly not live. But he manages to provide pull quotes for his political opponents in most, I don't think they're buttressing his base.

Who will station the ox there? (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 11 August 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link

Plus his public statements have been repeatedly introduced as evidence in court cases countering his bullshit.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 22:10 (three years ago) link

Susan Collins losing to Sara Gideon in Maine, per Bangor Daily News poll

Down by 8 among registered voters, 5 among likely voters and 3 among certain voters

Her approval rating is 37%;49% disapproval

60% say view of her has diminished in past few yearshttps://t.co/YhRTk5zT5F

— Steven Dennis (@StevenTDennis) August 11, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 00:16 (three years ago) link

Omar looks like she’s fine

Huge vote drop in #MN05: with 86K ballots (> 60% of the number of ballots cast in 2018, and expect higher turnout), Reo. Ilhan Omar has a big lead, 57% to 40%.

— Taniel (@Taniel) August 12, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

wooooo

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link

There it is

I've seen enough: Rep. Ilhan Omar (D) wins renomination in #MN05, defeating Antone Melton-Meaux (D).

— Dave Wasserman (@Redistrict) August 12, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 01:44 (three years ago) link

YOU LOVE TO SEE IT

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 02:07 (three years ago) link

Posting this here because the biden thread is being used for ... other stuff and a general election (but not the rest of politics) thread seems untenable. Let’s just have a monthly thread for the newsy stuff.

This is otm. They think rice would have been good news for trump but no one cares about that stuff. But also they don’t have a plan for Harris.

https://www.politico.com/news/2020/08/11/team-trump-assails-phony-kamala-while-privately-acknowledging-her-appeal-393983

But he and his aides focused their line of attack through the same lens they’ve used on other potential running mates, perhaps indicating after months of research on Harris they don’t have much else to criticize.

Many in Trump’s orbit had hoped Biden would tap Susan Rice, a former U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, whom they had thought could fire up his MAGA base. Despite their eagerness for her, Rice being selected likely wouldn’t have helped Trump attract the independent voters his team has been trying to win over for years.

With less than three months until the election, Trump is lagging behind Biden in most national polls and battleground states. His standing has even fallen in traditionally red states as the coronavirus pandemic has dragged on.

Republicans, who have found little success in tarnishing Biden, will now try to damage Harris by describing her as a failed presidential candidate who didn’t generate excitement in her own party. Most of Trump’s attention on Harris during the Democratic primary was about her performance in the race, and he returned to that theme Tuesday at the White House to recall her poor showing in the campaign.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 02:09 (three years ago) link

Completely incoherent attack line

In addition to attacking her for being liberal, Republicans highlighted her record as a prosecutor — which now appears out of step with the Democratic Party after the killing of George Floyd by Minneapolis police — though that could contradict their message that she’s too soft on crime. Harris joined Black Lives Matter demonstrations this summer.

“She is now trying to bury her egregious record as a prosecutor in order to appease the anti-police extremists that are now controlling the radicalized Democrat Party,” Trump 2020 senior adviser Katrina Pierson told reporters Tuesday.

"As you all know, Joe Biden and the Democratic Party have been overtaken by the radical left,” he said. “So given their promises of higher taxes, open borders, socialized medicine and abortion on demand, it's no surprise that he chose Sen. Harris.”

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 02:10 (three years ago) link

Sorry that was a lot of pasting ON IPHONE

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 02:14 (three years ago) link

abortion on demand

Yeah, but it's on Quibi.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 02:22 (three years ago) link

very happy about Omar, have been quietly nervous about her because I absolutely never get myself to remember that lawn signs is not scientific polling data

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 02:48 (three years ago) link

Glad caek didn't jinx it

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 03:12 (three years ago) link

crazy how much money is spent to unseat "The Squad" because people were convinced that they're all massively unpopular due to Facebook memes

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link

oof that Georgia lunatic ...

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 03:19 (three years ago) link

Political reporters are like “oh no, the QAnon congresswoman is gonna be a huge headache for the GOP!” guys, I’m sorry but have you met the GOP

— Gabriel Roth (@gabrielroth) August 12, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 03:42 (three years ago) link

Glad caek didn't jinx it


Never in doubt except that one day when I said it was in doubt

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 04:55 (three years ago) link

I have rage fatigue and have refused to read anything about QAnon because I have a feeling it's going to be both awful and highly stupid.

Sam Weller, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 08:32 (three years ago) link

Oh it is. Only marginally more awful and stupid than the GOP in general but with added jargon.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 08:42 (three years ago) link

Like many things in recent years, QAnon started out hilarious and has become less so as it has gained political traction.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 13:02 (three years ago) link

was driving through a rural area on saturday (on the mason-dixon line!) and saw a very official-looking and huge TRUMP JFK JR. 2020 banner planted in someone's front yard

contorted filbert (harbl), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link

I had to look that one up.

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/qanon-jfk-jr-conspiracy-theory-854938/

Tangentially, during the spring of 2016, I took my daughter to a "fairy festival" at a farm just across the Pennsylvania border and just about every other farm in the surrounding area had numerous Trump banners lining their streets.

peace, man, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link

The “suburban housewife” will be voting for me. They want safety & are thrilled that I ended the long running program where low income housing would invade their neighborhood. Biden would reinstall it, in a bigger form, with Corey Booker in charge!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

what a racist dope

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

hey it worked on 53% of white women once

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 13:46 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zkVl1zfM_G4

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link

obv McConnell or even Graham would be bigger/ better trophies, but I’m incredibly excited to (hopefully) see Collins eat shit in November

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link

TRUMP JESUS FUKKIN KRIST JUNIOR

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:03 (three years ago) link

Our forecast is up!!!

It gives Joe Biden a 71% chance of winning and Donald Trump a 29% chance.https://t.co/ajG88SznSA

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) August 12, 2020



Coincidentally, these are the exact same odds as in our final forecast in 2016!!!

(Clinton 71%, Trump 29%)

As was also the case in 2016, our model gives Trump a MUCH higher chance than other statistical models.

— Nate Silver (@NateSilver538) August 12, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

My contribution to the current political discourse:

Kamala? More like Ka-buena!

— DJP (@djperry1973) August 12, 2020

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

Más allá de Kabuena y Kamala

stabbing fantaisiste, repellent imagiste (pomenitul), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

just learned that her senate office staff's softball team is called the oxford kamalas

mookieproof, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

I am concerned by how deeply my nerdiness runs given how hard I laughed at that

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link

who gives a fuck about etc

the quar on drugs (Simon H.), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link

So, because Trump was told he was in trouble with "Suburban Women" he automatically assumes "Housewives"? Is that it? Because his brain is stuck in 1968?

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link

I hate that we once gave Silver attention.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

Silver was more right than anyone in 2016 about Trump's chances. I just hate being reminded of it.

Boring, Maryland, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

hey it worked on 53% of white women once

― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will)

i wanted to come up with the sad addendum to that (the % of white men who voted for him), and ran across this slight fact-check:

Donald Trump Didn't Really Win 52% of White Women in 2016

tl;dr - it was more like 47%. 52-53% was based on election night exit polls, but later on pew analyzed it and found it was more like 47% of white women, and 62% of white men.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

Probabilities are hard!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

anyway, now i can go back to my sad addendum:

...and it worked on 62% of white men as well! :)

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

Nate Silver is obnoxious but he's usually right

sadly

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link

white men are basically irredeemable at this point.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

that said, between a raging pandemic, the dismantling of the post office, and all sorts of economic records being set (mostly bad ones) idk how you even project this election right now

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

Today in transparently false email subject lines:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfOv5wuWAAEtIRm.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

Hopefully his wife is near enough to ensure that they aren't impure.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

kind of fascinated by the difference in how they approach fundraising emails; Dems use a lot of defeatist garbage like "it's over...Trump won....imagine waking up to that news because you didn't donate $5 + 6x match" while the GOP tends to be mostly "Strong Daddy is disappointed because you're not on his list of patriots this month"...kinda sums up the two parties honestly

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

mike pence locks himself into a completely masculine room before composing his emails, to avoid the chance of impurity

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link

xps Mike's Pencées

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

Mike is exceedingly careful never to air his Pencées in public.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link

I'm starting to get almost hopeful that this USPS fuckery is going to really backfire on Trump.

Our neighborhood group email (which is 95% of the time only used by the retirees with a lot of extra time on their hands) has been really complaining about the lack of mail delivery in the past few weeks and someone shared an article about Dejoy, they are furious about their mail being fucked with. Granted, I live in a left-leaning town and there is probably 60 Biden or Sanders yard signs for every 1 Trump sign, but it's seemed to really rile up the normally politically averse.

At the same time, my mom lives in the heart of a Trump adoring rural area and she told me a lot of her friends are really getting pissed off about it too.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 16:30 (three years ago) link

Some anecdotal data:

Last week a friend of mine had a small envelope mailed via USPS to him from a city 70 miles away, with tracking. The package spent 2 days in a warehouse 2800 miles away clear across the country before arriving after 5 business days.

Our nieces 400 miles away mailed us 2 stamped envelopes 3 weeks ago and they have yet to arrive.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

it doesn't seem smart, given the location and demographics of the bulk of republican voters.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

Banking on decades of slow/lazy/etc. mail carrier jokes making people blame the Post Office instead of Trump.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link

Another reason the post office mess could backfire is that it's really underscoring that people, literally everyone, needs and uses the USPS for a million reasons other than voting.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

xpost that is what is happening to my nextdoor feed, which straddles mainly white neighborhoods, half working class and half rich/very rich. people have been complaining about service at the two post offices since way before this started. mostly complaints with racial overtones about clerks' attitudes. there are plenty of people who recognize it's because of trump, but also many blaming postal workers and clamoring for privatization. it's infuriating. i've had slow service at the post office but not in a way that seriously impacts my life and not worse than any private retail outlet.

contorted filbert (harbl), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

Another reason the post office mess could backfire is that it's really underscoring that people, literally everyone, needs and uses the USPS for a million reasons other than voting.

Yep. A lot of stories circulating already about retirees and veterans not getting their prescriptions delivered in time. This is going to blow up in these assholes' faces in a major way.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

can i cling to two truths?

1) the post office is terrible and many of the employees are outright abusive and incompetent
2) the post office is necessary and good the employees deserve our support

rb (soda), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

totally

contorted filbert (harbl), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

I think that first truth is mostly bullshit

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

then you should try going to a post-office

rb (soda), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

The "Post Office" as a delivery service is pretty incredible - $9 to get a package from California to New York in three days, with a negligible amount of damage or loss (much less damage than FedEx, which is a complete monstrosity toward its employees).

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

okay, i agree with that

rb (soda), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

USPS employees are not any ruder or more entitled than any state or federal employees I run into, the majority of whom are at best courteous and helpful and at worst complacent.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

IMO - USPS employees are not any ruder or more entitled than any state or federal employees I run into, the majority of whom are at best courteous and helpful and at worst complacent.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

yep

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

xp as a former state employee and current federal employee, that is otm. have also dealt with all manner of county employees. this study has led me to conclude that a significant proportion of workers in every government (and probably non-government) agency are incompetent or rude but i'm ok with it. i would never replace any of them with a fedex.

contorted filbert (harbl), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

Customer facing jobs are torture, none of them are paid enough for the misery, people aren't going to blow sunshine up your ass after they've gotten yelled at 12 times that day by a Karen, no one in that customer-facing job has enough power to effect change on the systems that are causing your misery, ie "why is my package missing?! why don't you scan it at every stop?!" or whatever.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:12 (three years ago) link

I have never understood postal workers' reputation for hostility and/or incompetence — I've had the same PO box for well over a decade and lost/missing packages have been so rare I couldn't even give you an accurate count of how many times it's happened. Less than half a dozen. Every time I have to stand in line, yeah, service can be slow, but it's because the person in line either doesn't speak English, doesn't know how to explain what they want, is doing something wrong, or all of those, not because the clerk is incompetent. The clerks do everything they can to help. Shit, the lady who fetches my packages when I have a pickup slip knows me by name. She's great.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

I've never dealt with a bad USPS employee.

peace, man, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

maybe it's a regional thing? post office desks in the north-east became increasingly rude and inefficient about ten years ago, when the criteria for customer-facing jobs changed from suitability to seniority. branch desk duty became a sinecture for cranks.

rb (soda), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

Most customer-facing government employees in this country are treated with contempt. The good ones get promoted out of customer-facing jobs as quickly as they can.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link

I would not call any customer-facing government job a “sinecure” by any stretch of the word

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link

maybe it's a regional thing? post office desks in the north-east became increasingly rude and inefficient about ten years ago, when the criteria for customer-facing jobs changed from suitability to seniority. branch desk duty became a sinecture for cranks.

I'm in a mid-sized NJ city and my PO box is at the main post office.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link

Perhaps I've just been incredibly lucky or have low standards but every single government-or-adjacent employee I've dealt with (aside from cops) has been fine. Building inspectors, planning departments, the workers in government buildings or offices I remodeled, DMV, etc..

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link

Most of the USPS grousing is due more to Americans being spoiled infants who expect everything to be perfect than to any legitimate systemic issues IMVHO

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link

"I had to wait >5 minutes for a teller at the post office or like a day longer than I expected to for that one package that one time" = "USPS is garbage and should be dismantled", basically

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

The mail carriers here rule. They're friendly, they work hard, they're accommodating, they're part of the community. But the people working at our two local post offices have been almost cartoonishly terrible for as long as I've lived here, so much so that I avoid going in there as much as possible. Far worse than any other government agency I ever have to deal with. I have no idea why that is the case.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link

regarding the USPS friends of mine that have certain dried herbs mailed to them in large quantities are happy about the recent lack in scrutiny while also being disappointed in delivery times.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

love usps, they come to my house and pick up packages uncomplainingly all the fucking time, for free! and are usually really nice.

adam, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

wait a second

it seems like different people, in different parts of the country, dealing with different people, are having different experiences.

nonetheless, i feel confident that my usps experience in chicago is the same as any location in the world

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

The systemic issues with the USPS are worker related and that they should double the workforce and make it less torture up and down the line.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

reminds me of a local cashier i know at the grocery store who is awesome. it's so nice that every other cashier in the country is also awesome, or at least i figure they are based off of my local experience. hold on a sec, gotta go check on political lawn sign situation on my block to see how the rest of the country feels about biden v trump

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

absolutely. there are 'cost-saving' measures that don't come at the expense of employees.

please understand that this is not my hill to die on. i do not have a hankerin' to trash postal employees. i have just had a bunch of crummy and hostile encounters at my local office. so have some of my friends and family members. it has nothing to do with waiting in line for five minutes.

in general i am disposed to like postal workers. my grandpa was a delivery carrier during in WW2, because he had polio and wasn't drafted and felt guilty. he wrote limericks as he walked his route. he won the national postal workers limerick contest one year, but was disqualified the next year because his limerick was 'vulgar.' he would never tell me what it was, so i assume it was actually vulgar.

rb (soda), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

my mailman is a fucking dick who has regularly misdelivered mail for our how neighborhood for years and I wish he'd retire or get fired; but all the other mail carriers I've had in town are great, and I know someone who works for the PO is is just beloved by people on his route.

akm, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:31 (three years ago) link

My local post office is absolutely the worst; prior to moving to this neighborhood I had no real beefs with USPS and - as my father relied on postal delivery for sales - spent hours each week waiting at USPS buildings. However, this one branch is combative (to the point of actual irregular physical altercations!), drastically understaffed and consistently antagonistic to patrons. Our delivered mail is often weeks late and is regularly dropped off (wet, torn and dirty) through a mail slot in a pile of unsorted letters for the entire building or in a pile outside the door.

https://www.nytimes.com/2009/12/20/nyregion/20critic.html
https://patch.com/new-york/windsorterrace/worst-post-office-nyc-hits-another-low-resident-says
https://gothamist.com/news/kensington-post-office-the-worst-post-office-in-nyc
https://patch.com/new-york/windsorterrace/worst-post-office-finds-new-way-torment-kensington-placards

The place recently caught fire due to electrical issues:
http://brooklyn.news12.com/story/38342740/kensington-post-office-reopens-after-fire

That said, I'd rather their budget was tripled than they shut down! The place needs help!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:31 (three years ago) link

Part of my New New Deal platform is turning the USPS into a massive jobs programs. You're going to have so many tellers at the local post office you'll never have to wait. Mail routes will be cut down to a quarter of what they are and instead of the vans, each of those four carriers gets a Smart car with a sweet sound system.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link

can i cling to two truths?

1) the post office is terrible and many of the employees are outright abusive and incompetent
2) the post office is necessary and good the employees deserve our support

― rb (soda), Wednesday, August 12, 2020 1:05 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this is the problem with the US and its relation to government in a nutshell.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link

** I HAVE A PLAN TO SAVE THE POST OFFICE **

YOUNG PEOPLE: Call your grandparents and ask if they got the card you sent.

IMPORTANT: DO NOT SEND A CARD.

When they say no, you sound very sad. "Oh, that's too bad. I heard that Trump was really underfunding the post office."

— Christopher Keelty 🏳️‍🌈 (@keeltyc) August 11, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:32 (three years ago) link

wrt to regional differences, you’ll be *shocked* to find out that the GOP’s intent to destroy what’s left of the USPS in order to privatize it will do just fine down here with virtually all white people—whether old or young or poor or well-off. Every failure or inconvenience is chalked up to government & employee incompetence, and the PO is notoriously where “black ppl work” because of Civil Rights and Affirmative Action. Racist post-WW2 GOP orthodoxy is absolutely unquestioned and well into its fourth generation of cradle-to-grave propaganda.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link

xpost Could work!

I just asked my wife her opinion, and she thinks it may be the culture at our local post offices. So much so that people recommend going to a village or town over to other post offices for better experiences.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link

A fact that sometimes gets lost is this: USPS must - by law - go to almost every address almost every day. And they've almost always done precisely that, for something like 200 years. Even if you don't have any stupid fucking junk mail about gutter cleaning or credit offers on a particular day, the mail carrier still needs to check to see if you have any outgoing mail.

UPS and FedEx only need to go to your address if you have a package, or if you've requested a pickup.

That is a HUGE difference in mission, and the lopsidedness of expectations is being manipulated for trumpian political gain. Fuck that noize.

vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

In my experience it varies by post office branch. The smaller one that is more near to my house, which I've been using much more regularly during the pandemic, is almost always staffed with super friendly and helpful people who often go out of their way to suggest better/faster ways to ship things (we often ship things to my father in law).

The main branch, however, is another story entirely. While I won't say that everyone that works there is awful, almost every time I've been there has been really frustrating. I've never waited less than 30 minutes in line and the employees are constantly short or outright rude. More than once I've waited in line and walked up to the open window at my turn only to have the worker slam the window shut and grumble, "closed now, get back in line".

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

My mother is a retired postal worker. My imaginary Roger Milleresque country hit is called "My Momma was a Mailman."

She carried mail in Houston in the 70's and quit when she moved way out to the country. In the late 80's she returned to carrying mail. She worked the counter for a while but really hated it because of the stress of dealing with people and handling money. She preferred delivering mail and being active outside.

According to her, the Psycho Postal stereotype is a real thing and it's because the management of the PO went downhill so badly. Back in the day it was a really good job with good benefits and it has slowly eroded, creating a lot of disgruntlement. There's also a disconnect between management and the carriers that are busting their ass to get everything delivered. But that could probably be said about a lot of jobs.

She had a coworker who I helped out with a couple of personal projects because he couldn't deal with computers. I was over at his house once and he introduced me to his three guns which he had named. There was Father Frank, Sister Sarah, and I can't remember the third. Quirky fella.

My mom always carried a pearl-handled deringer in her purse.

This is a small town in East Texas, I can't say that these observations apply everywhere.

Cow_Art, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link

the fact that mail carriers *pick up* your mail from your private home is amazing to me as an immigrant.

(it also seems unnecessary and insanely expensive in like 90% of the populated united states, and actually harmful in cities with large homeless populations and few mailboxes, e.g. LA. but i like getting my mail picked up from my house like i'm the queen.)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:07 (three years ago) link

my local carriers DO NOT pick up from the home unless you sit and wait for them. I've had packages sit down by the door for a week.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

Former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. and Senator Kamala Harris were preparing for their first public appearance as running mates on Wednesday afternoon, after President Trump, his Republican allies and conservative hosts on Fox News unfurled a string of sexist attacks on Ms. Harris.

Mr. Trump added to the barrage with a racist tweet on Wednesday morning claiming that Mr. Biden would put another Black leader, Senator Cory Booker, in charge of low-income housing in the suburbs. That tweet did not mention Ms. Harris, but it continued Mr. Trump’s tactic of playing into white racist fears about integration efforts as he declared, “The ‘suburban housewife’ will be voting for me.”

this seems unusually candid for the NYT

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:12 (three years ago) link

xpost - Yeah, same here. We've tried leaving mail in our mailbox for the carrier to take, but they only take it if we personally hand it to them. So more often than not, I'll just walk to a drop box when I need to mail something.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

the drop box near my house was modified so that you can only put envelopes in it, or nothing thicker than about an inch; not sure if they are all like this now, I assume it was to prevent people from shoving dog shit and trash in it but given that the closest post office also doesn't have a drop box for packages, it's pretty annoying.

akm, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

But that could probably be said about a lot of jobs.

Which is why I've never been able to figure out the USPS. The supermarkets I go to, for example, everyone is visibly busting their ass and generally helpful and friendly. And I've got to assume they're getting paid less than postal workers, and with worse (if any) benefits. Heck, that's probably true of most retail/behind the counter work. So why would postal workers be particularly grouchy or disgruntled?

Our mail carriers - who, again, awesome, no complaints - do pick up from us when we tuck things into our mailbox, but I usually just walk it to a box, anyway, rather than have the letter or whatever hang out there for hours.

Anyway, postage (like gas prices) is far lower than what it should be for the services rendered, no matter how grouchy the employees are.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

xp yep, same here wrt drop off boxes. there was a series of incidents of stealing through the slot so now we're all hamstrung.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

I NEVER SAID HE WASN’T https://t.co/GaLhqvsBfp

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) August 12, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

I want to see all yours yelp reviews before I take yours opinions on post office workers seriously!!

brimstead, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

Busting ones ass is lame

brimstead, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link

would like to go on record as having never used yelp as it is a scam

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link

A couple years ago, I was working from home and happened to look out the window to see a post office truck pull up at our front gate and an employee stand up at the open door of the truck (i.e. without leaving the truck) and throw a small package about 25 feet toward our front door. When I told my mother-in-law, who was a letter carrier for almost 25 years, she got so angry she made me call my local post office and complain.

Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

The supermarkets I go to, for example, everyone is visibly busting their ass and generally helpful and friendly.

How many times a week do you say “if you have time to lean, you have time to clean”?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

come on usps employees, put some elbow grease into it

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

xpost I should try that on my kids!

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

That might explain my local post office.

(At first I thought, ew, pickle and cough syrup, gross)

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

the employees are constantly short

fu, Mr I'm-So-Tall

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link

ahem, that's Mr Very-Much-Average-Height, if you please

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link

lol

To add more fuel to the USPS conversation, I live not far from soda and my USPS experiences have been uniformly great

shout-out to his family (DJP), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:25 (three years ago) link

my USPS experiences since moving to NYC have been almost uniformly godawful and day-ruining, but i blame structural understaffing, under-equipping, etc., not the staff themselves.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

yes

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

except for the guy who has tried to actually start fights in the kensington branch. they should probably fire him.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

messing with the USPS is so incredibly dumb, not only does vote-by-mail not really help either party but one would think it's the boomers who rely most on the Postal Service

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link

like the only way this makes sense is because he's gonna dispute the result b/c of the post office clusterfuck that he created & honestly I can't see that argument holding in any court even with all the chud judges he's installed

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

I mean, clearly already someone on team trump realized the problems with this particular line of thinking, hence his tweet last week about "except if you live in Florida, then voting by mail is perfectly safe and encouraged!".

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

It's not just vote by mail, the Republicans have wanted to kill the Post Office for decades. This is just providing them the pretext.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

They said they wanted politicians to run the government like a business, they did not say they did not want it running like a shitty business.

I'd say mission accomplished.

Good luck if you got anything going media mail. I got three things that hit 40 miles from my house and just stop a month ago. They say 'still on it's way to next location'. There just has to be tractor trailers sitting all over the place in parking lots packed with mail, as these Postal sort places only have enough space for a few days work.

earlnash, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link

Mentioned it somewhere else, but the worst I encountered so far was some CDs I ordered from Woodsist. Took six weeks to get from Woodsist in New York to New Jersey, then another two full weeks from there to my house.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

The desire to privatize the USPS is one of the stranger conflict of the Republican tent - it will absolutely hurt their voters and the vaunted small business owners, unless you develop some kind of magical thinking that UPS and FedEx-style services can fill the void.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

yeah as someone who's been ordering a lot of records lately the various wait times have become incredibly unpredictable. order something off eBay and it'll arrive anywhere between 3 days and 6 weeks from the "shipped" date

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link

GOP campaign strategy: first kill off as many older voters as possible while making it clear that you have absolutely no idea what you're talking about and don't even care if people die. then, see if you can destroy USPS. finally, get Matlock canceled

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

It would probably be best for society if people were okay with two week delivery times than two day but there are other ways to go about it.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

GOP vs. the USPS is very
https://frinkiac.com/video/S06E25/dFtzbaSWZvEFr9_0AuBnIbLOocM=.gif

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link

yeah i have been getting rid of excess books on ebay for a year or so and prepandemic i found media mail to be shockingly fast. now it stays in "waiting for acceptance by USPS" status for 3 days, followed by various long stops thereafter. i am waiting for a book i bought that was shipped a week ago and still hasn't gone anywhere. relatedly, i was already trying to stop using amazon and this has really taught me how little i care about fast shipping in most instances because most of the shit i buy is not life-saving medications or critical for my job, fortunately.

contorted filbert (harbl), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

Time has become meaningless anyway

Nhex, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

gonna keep posting this stuff here because the biden thread is working on figuring out the whole democratic party thing

choose your own adventure pic.twitter.com/fNCnhCEbOC

— Peter Hamby (@PeterHamby) August 12, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link

Kamala Harris: "He inherited the longest economic expansion in history from Barack Obama and Joe Biden. And then, like everything else he inherited, he ran it straight into the ground."

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 12, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link

The one thing I am absolutely sure Kamala Harris is good at is being the hatchetwoman. She's not squeamish.

Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:07 (three years ago) link

this is fantastic

Wow, Ed Markey at 71% - 21% with 18-29-year-olds #mapoli pic.twitter.com/wa8la0fO6N

— Jonathan "Boo and Vote" Cohn (@JonathanCohn) August 12, 2020

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

I was pleasantly surprised to see Markey way up in the polls. For some reason I thought he was getting destroyed.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link

yesssss! i hope collins eats shit too

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

xp this is startling, it would indicate a very recent surge. It was neck and neck for a long time.

(also I don't see any attribution for this poll, don't know what it is, so....)

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

yeah i am a little skeptical about that most recent MA poll. kennedy is a terrible candidate and he seems to have underperformed expectations, but if markey wins it won't be a blowout, and i don't think anyone knows what's going to happen.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

"thing X won't happen, but i don't think anyone knows what's going to happen" -- this is me on my bullshit

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

go be damp and weird somewhere else Joe

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:40 (three years ago) link

Charlie Kirk deleted this tweet tying Kamala Harris to the law firm that defended Epstein.

The huge firm has employed numerous top Trump admin officials, including William Barr. pic.twitter.com/0qcOEk9OWu

— Aaron Blake (@AaronBlake) August 12, 2020

two related things: i wish he hadn't picked her, and republicans find her very difficult to attack in a coherent way.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

What is with President Turd's obsession with water pressure?

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link

clearly he makes problem shits

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link

he pees a lot?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link

Have you seen his diet? He hasn't had fiber since 1962.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link

He might not be a fascist if someone had given him a bidet 30 years ago.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:08 (three years ago) link

It's possible it's a flashback to that disastrous trip he took to that chocolate factory:

http://www.itiscannizzaro.net/Ianni/booksweb/charlie/immagini/personaggi/cap%2017_18.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

When every shit is an emergency you turn bitter.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 12 August 2020 23:42 (three years ago) link

Per Morning Consult, Kanye's favorables/unfavorables with Clinton voters is 10%-80%. With Trump voters, it's 25%-54%. https://t.co/iENwUzz12K

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) August 13, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 August 2020 01:56 (three years ago) link

https://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/kanye-west-met-recently-with-presidential-son-in-law-jared-kushner

In Wisconsin, a lawyer who has also represented the Trump campaign in court turned in signatures for West 14 seconds too late, according to the state. West’s campaign has now filed suit alleging that 5:00:00 through 5:00:59 p.m. should be considered “inclusive to 5 p.m,” which is the state’s deadline.

And in Montana, the Billings Gazette reported that organizers collecting signatures for West on Tuesday pitched passersby on their support for the President.

“You want to help Trump?” one organizer said, per the paper. “We’re trying to take votes away from creepy Uncle Joe.”

President Donald Trump has said he’s not personally involved with West’s run, but the Kushner-West meeting confirms, at least, that the White House is in touch with the candidate.

Pressed recently on the fact that he’s not going to be listed on enough states’ ballots to win the presidency, West didn’t contest the point that he might serve as a “spoiler” candidate. “I’m not going to argue with you,” he said.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 13 August 2020 02:08 (three years ago) link

so the secret service shot a dude outside the white house and you never hear anything about it again and that’s that ok cool very normal

— kilgore trout, new tone haver (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 13, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 August 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

what the fuck

Just in case you thought Biden's candidacy was going to be anything other than completely nuts, team Trump has released a new video. #JoeBiden #KamalaHarris https://t.co/GjAC8VDaVF

— Herman Cain (@THEHermanCain) August 12, 2020

frogbs, Thursday, 13 August 2020 03:58 (three years ago) link

HERMAN CAIN IS TWEETING FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 August 2020 04:09 (three years ago) link

Have the QAnon people built a mind palace where he’s not dead but forming a special ops team for Trump?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 13 August 2020 04:11 (three years ago) link

forced to tweet from hell as penance for driving others to death

Steppin' RZA (sic), Thursday, 13 August 2020 04:18 (three years ago) link

Donald "No Thought Left Unexpressed" Trump:

Trump saying clearly on Fox why he won’t fund USPS. “Now they need that money in order to make the post office work so it can take all of these millions and millions of ballots...But if they don’t get those two items that means you can’t have universal mail-in voting...”

— Abby D. Phillip (@abbydphillip) August 13, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 13 August 2020 12:35 (three years ago) link

That absolutely feels like an impeachable offense

frogbs, Thursday, 13 August 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link

You have my full support.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 August 2020 13:09 (three years ago) link

Herman Cain left behind a box of demo tweets that are being remixed and released by his label.

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) August 13, 2020

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 August 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link

someone photoshop Cain onto the cover of Prince's Piano and a Microphone.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 13 August 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link

The corruption isn't even veiled any longer, he just waltzes onto national television and lays it bare and yet....... nothing will happen. It's exhausting.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 13 August 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link

But hey, several people tweeted about it. So that's all the outrage we can muster, I guess. Let's all go home then, pack it in. Why bother?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:12 (three years ago) link

heh, yeah i feel that way a lot these days. "well, it was retweeted tens of thousands of times. at least it's out there. i guess those are the only consequences until november."

i hope every single member of the GOP senate (minus Romney (?)) goes down in flames over their support for trump, when their cycles come up. however, it is very possible that america's collective amnesia and selective memory will flare up by 2022 and no one will remember that some generic R senator aided and abetted a wannabe fascist for 4 years.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link

Exactly. And I've already seen folks on Twitter, "who cares? we already knew what he was doing". Well, we absolutely should fucking care because it used to matter when criminals confessed to their crimes on national fucking television. But hey, I'm sure Susan Collins shook her head and Pelosi is lining up a vicious meme as I type this and that's all we can hope for, isn't it?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:36 (three years ago) link

Trump saying clearly on Fox why he won’t fund USPS. “Now they need that money in order to make the post office work so it can take all of these millions and millions of ballots...But if they don’t get those two items that means you can’t have universal mail-in voting...”

lol, just yesterday i was arguing that that the defunding of the post office was likely just another example of the republican mania for privatization

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link

seems like Pelosi’s Vicious Meme Stash is pretty much all the Democratic Party has in their arsenal. Well, that and erstwhile Tea Partier John Kasich getting a primo convention spot lol

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link

I mean, jfc we had to wait for disgruntled Republicans to put together the kind of unified messaging the Dems should have had ready to launch in January of 2017.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

I think one of the big problems is that it was bad before 45, everything's gotten worse under 45, and most people seem to not recognize the former as fact, so everything is just going to continue in a downward spiral.

To me the question isn't whether one is an accelerationist, but whether one understands that everything is hurtling ever more quickly toward doom and we can't do much about it. That's being a realist.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

victims of our own low expectations

xxxp

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

the democrats had unified messaging. (le résistance!) the reason it was less effective than it could have been -- and it wasn't totally unsuccessful because the democrats did OK in the midterms -- is that it is never dignified to pick a fight with a child.

teachers understand this, and maybe parents if they have an especially bad kid. when you try to have a serious one on one with a kid, discussing why the learning community is made less safe when they throw scissors or accuse fellow students of wearing skechers (this was thing), they can just roll their eyes and slump in their chair. and it will be you--the educator, the professional--who feels foolish.

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

xp

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:47 (three years ago) link

there is another, related issue here in that trump and his voters don't understand why the institutions he is tearing up are valuable. like, the incompetence of the administration has almost certainly caused COVID to be a far more deadly and painful pandemic than it needed to be and the whole time he was just trying to spin it to his benefit (stupidly and unsuccessfully). but for trump, his voters, and maybe apathetic voters, they don't really think an effective government could have done a better job anyway. they think the whole thing is just culture war symbolism.

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

That's not an apt analogy though, because idgaf about the Dems fighting with Trump directly. What I want is them on TV right now, loudly denouncing what he said this morning and whipping up the outrage machine to force it onto the front page. It's this, "oh well, what can we do?" shrugging bullshit that absolutely doesn't help.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

it wasn't totally unsuccessful because the democrats did OK in the

By every measure they did better than okay

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

according to the paradigm that red states will just stay red states (what can you do???). which is frustrating and ridiculous because we seemingly have a president who wants to destroy the post office in order to stop the election from happening.

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link

and he does this kind of outrageous stuff all the time and it only makes an impact on the margins--he and the party perform much as one would expect a rubio administration would electorally. maybe better because there is a subset of people who like the spectacle.

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link

I just wonder what their play is going to be when there’s no longer a toddler President smearing his doodoo all over social media and cable news every minute of every day.


while there are likely exceptions where certain ‘burbs have become less white, I suspect a lot of these scandalized white suburban moms will run right back into the arms of the GOP in 2022.

a GOP who—assuming Trump loses decisively in 2020 (and obv no guarantee there)—will never speak of him again, and lots of Americans will just *shrug* and go back to comfortable narratives and memes about The Goberment Bad

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 13 August 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link

accuse fellow students of wearing skechers (this was thing),

What?

peace, man, Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

when i was a teacher one of the key forms of bullying was telling other kids that their shoes were skechers

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

Class shaming

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link

exactly

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

it was just an example that, when dealing with someone who doesn't care, it's like talking to a wall. you feel stupid and crazy and also look that way. that is the situation of people trying to make the case against trump.

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

To me the question isn't whether one is an accelerationist, but whether one understands that everything is hurtling ever more quickly toward doom and we can't do much about it. That's being a realist.

― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, August 13, 2020 9:42 AM (sixteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think the way out of it is voting out Republicans and (this is key) pressuring Democrats to wield their power to preserve and expand democracy. There's an argument that demographic change will eventually rescue us from this morass, but that requires a vigorous and persistent fight against the counter-majoritarian forces aimed at restricting voting rights and other democratic protections.

jaymc, Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link

Jaymc, of course there's an ability to preserve what illusory form of 'liberal democracy' exists, but by 2065, huge deaths of the planet are going to be under water or desertified, and tbh, there's nothing that can be done about that.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

there are things we can try

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

Well,.my phone autocorrected 'swaths' to 'deaths' but you get the picture

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

we're such a cowardly generation. governments, by and large, have not stepped up to address climate change. in America, the government is disinterested in the other problems at home, including the erosion of median living standards that has accelerated under COVID.

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link

Jaymc, I understand the desire to not believe in what all the models are showing, but that blue sky thinking isn't going to change the reality of the situation.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

Like once again I don't like being this guy, but I'd really suggest reading Lovelock or 'Desert' or any number of other books on the subject.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

I am aware of the threat of climate change.

jaymc, Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:16 (three years ago) link

Forget climate change, apparently we are in the midst of a pocket change crisis, too.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

when i was a teacher one of the key forms of bullying was telling other kids that their shoes were skechers

― treeship., Thursday, August 13, 2020 3:01 PM (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Class shaming

― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, August 13, 2020 3:06 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

exactly

― treeship., Thursday, August 13, 2020 3:07 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Oh, I thought you meant that Skechers were banned and the accusers were ratting those kids out to the teachers.

peace, man, Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

Skechers are fine shoes, them kids need to be taught!

Nhex, Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link

most of those schoolyard fashion dictums are created by one or two charismatic morons who are basically grade school Trumps

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:39 (three years ago) link

and like Trump, their dads are assholes

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

Jaymc, then what makes you think that anything we do is but mitigation? Sure, government and corporate initiatives can push back the apocalypse a few years, and people should push for changes that will force those entities to do so...but I'm not betting on either happening, since both entities have known about the looming and present catastrophe since the late 70s and haven't done shit about it yet.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

As far as mitigation goes, I believe in it only insofar as it will ease some peoples' suffering in a short terms sense, or at least has the potential to do so. Which is actually quite similar to the reason I believe in voting.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

Trump has somehow projected himself back into my childhood and ruined many aspects of that time as well

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link

Biff Tannen was based on the orange fuckface, no?

pomenitul, Thursday, 13 August 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

Jaymc, then what makes you think that anything we do is but mitigation? Sure, government and corporate initiatives can push back the apocalypse a few years, and people should push for changes that will force those entities to do so...but I'm not betting on either happening, since both entities have known about the looming and present catastrophe since the late 70s and haven't done shit about it yet.

― blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, August 13, 2020 10:49 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well, I didn't realize that your "everything is hurtling ever more quickly toward doom" post was specifically about climate change. But in general, I don't find resignation and despair to be a productive space in which to operate. I would rather try to combat climate change (and the erosion of democracy, and a million other issues) as much as possible than simply accept the end of the world as our fate.

jaymc, Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

wow, they're really going with this one

Trump campaign's Jenna Ellis tells me @KamalaHarris' eligibility is "an open question," when asked about this retweet.

"It’s an open question, and one I think Harris should answer so the American people know for sure she is eligible."

Harris was born in Oakland, California. https://t.co/eu8oi1ZpYy

— Will Steakin (@wsteaks) August 13, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link

if you're not white your citizenship will always be an "open question"

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

The guy who wrote the Newsweek piece raising the question of Kamala's eligibility wrote in 2016 that Ted Cruz (born in Canada) was definitely eligible to be president and that arguments to the contrary were "silly." https://www.nationalreview.com/2016/01/ted-cruz-natural-born-citizenship-eligibility-president/

jaymc, Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link

It would be worth a yuk if it wasn't so painfully obvious that these ghouls want to create an evangelical ethnostate.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

Jaymc, just to note that I am not resigned or in despair. I'm a realist.

In the meantime, I help my neighbors and friends, do community work, and teach people about the things I care about. There are plenty of ways to find purpose and reason to be alive on this planet while recognizing all the horrible things that are happening to it because of our hubris as a species.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link

^^^ that's the stuff

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:23 (three years ago) link

Such as ever it has been.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I mean, I don't disagree with any of that!

jaymc, Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link

The remains of my Catholic faith get awakened when I sense despair coming. Help others.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

yup

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Thursday, 13 August 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

newsweek is garbage, one way to help others is to throw it away when you see it loose in the wild

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

birther stuff doesn't seem like an election winner in 2020 to me, but i guess no one lost money underestimating the average voter.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

It didn't seem like the country would allow a moron like Trump to become President in 2016 and yet here we are

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

Newsweek was the sort of third-rate weekly I'd thumb through at the dentist's office years ago. It's that bad, eh

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:13 (three years ago) link

i think it was forbes-ified, like taken over by private equity and turned into minimum wage content mill.

as the poet said, Sad!

treeship., Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

Yeah, Newsweek went online-only and is a clickbait farm now.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

The problem is that people my age remember the actual magazine published under that name, and the takeover is not well known, so there's some stolen credibility the current owners of the brand get to use.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

It didn't seem like the country would allow a moron like Trump to become President in 2016 and yet here we are

apropos in so many situations, eg they're out of milk at the store, your cat puked on your new shoes, funniest things to say at the moment of climax, etc

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 13 August 2020 17:25 (three years ago) link

https://t.co/yknxYSIPNj pic.twitter.com/e8r2puVjiq

— Matt O (@annus_mirabilis) August 9, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:10 (three years ago) link

The guy who wrote the Newsweek piece raising the question of Kamala's eligibility wrote in 2016 that Ted Cruz (born in Canada) was definitely eligible to be president and that arguments to the contrary were "silly."

That's not the LOLliest thing about this kerfuffle. This is:

Eastman ran in the 2010 Republican primary as a candidate for attorney general; he lost to Steve Cooley, who lost to Kamala Harris in the general election.

vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:13 (three years ago) link

FWIW to those concerned that it would simply sink out of sight, Trump's 'quiet part loud' Fox News interview seems to be blowing up across the major news outlets atm. I guess that doesn't preclude it from ultimately fading into the background anyway, but still.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link

i've lost track of his interviews. which was this one?

akm, Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

the one where he straight up admits he's defunding the USPS to stop people from voting

frogbs, Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

this might have been the "screaming under helicopter blades" variety? i'm not sure

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

this might have been the "screaming under helicopter blades" variety? i'm not sure

Nope; he said it on a call-in to his support group on Fox News' morning show.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

I know no one in this thread cares about George Conway zings but I thought this was pretty funny

But Herman, I’m worried that Trump’s the one who’s nuts, and that his derangement and incompetence are getting people killed. Don’t you worry about this, too? https://t.co/vthz42EY6t

— George Conway (@gtconway3d) August 13, 2020

frogbs, Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

lol

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

Even NPR can't bothsides this shit away:

President Trump admitted in an interview he plans to block additional funding for the U.S. Postal Service in order to prevent increased voting by mail. https://t.co/5y70Hr7ikO

— NPR (@NPR) August 13, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 13 August 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

haha v nice

When the government abandons its people, it’s up to us to rise up and make a revolution. We’re fighting for dignity, for justice, and for our future. Join us at https://t.co/NY8pZcBcFE. #GreenNewDealmaker pic.twitter.com/4V558XjrVw

— Ed Markey (@EdMarkey) August 13, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

aight!

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:29 (three years ago) link

love the last line, eat shit joe kennedy

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:36 (three years ago) link

ed is a good dude. i've been phone-banking for him, and i've had a TON of people bust out with weird stories about stuff he's gotten done for them. unfortunately, he can't seem to connect with BIPOC voters, who are pulling hard (and inexplicably) for kennedy.

rb (soda), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link

my theory is that kennedy geared up the campaign machine b/c he thought he'd take warren's seat. but she doesn't need her seat filled, so he's gotta burn through great-grandpa's money somehow.

rb (soda), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

i know we all worry about joe manchin in a democratic-led senate, but there's not much we can do about that. if you want to do something that might make a difference (particularly on healthcare), send some money to Jess Scarane who is running against anti-M4A chris coons in the delaware senate primary in 4 weeks. very cheap race (primary, small state), so $25 here probably goes further than $500 in the presidential election or the wish fulfilment mcconnell/graham senate races.

https://theintercept.com/2019/11/18/chris-coons-delaware-primary-jess-scarane/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:48 (three years ago) link

$ -> https://secure.actblue.com/donate/jess-website

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link

Jess Scarane is great, idk what chance she has but her politics are very good and she's very online

frogbs, Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:50 (three years ago) link

thanks for the heads up. would love to seem some good ppl sneak in under the cover of a high-stakes general

also, fucking looool at G Conway tweet

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

i can't find any polling and i know almost nothing about DE but apparently this endorsement doesn't count for nothing https://www.delawareonline.com/story/opinion/2020/08/05/delaware-jess-scarane-right-choice-u-s-senator/3291017001/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 13 August 2020 20:55 (three years ago) link

Ken Olin, if you dont know, starred in a medium-sized hit TV series 30 years ago

I think a lot of what we do here is concerned with showing politics is a cold business for cold people. That is the price of progress. You can believe in a politician, support them, even celebrate them without this garbage, which is as endemic in parts of the left as the right. https://t.co/Mh6QNZk1qO

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) August 13, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

Yeah, except Trump groped his daughter at her wedding.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 13 August 2020 21:58 (three years ago) link

Wrong thread

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 14 August 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link

I dunno, seems like the right thread.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 14 August 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link

for some reason i don't think nixon would use the word "endemic." i don't know why, it just seemed like a false note in that tweet.

treeship., Friday, 14 August 2020 02:02 (three years ago) link

personally I think the real Nixon would be dead

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Friday, 14 August 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link

“Finally, I am pleased to report that one of the most successful efforts ever undertaken to improve world health will soon realize its goal-the global eradication of smallpox. This is an activity originally endorsed and consistently supported by the United States. The Eighteenth World Health Assembly in 1965, at the initiative of the U.S. Delegation, adopted a resolution declaring worldwide eradication of smallpox a major World Health Organization objective. When the program began in 1966, 45 countries reported smallpox. At the end of 1973, this number had been reduced to 11. In 1966, smallpox was endemic in 25 countries. Today it is endemic in only four. In the Americas, where smallpox was a devastating disease for centuries, not a case has been reported since April 1971.”

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 August 2020 02:16 (three years ago) link

personally I think the real Nixon would be dead

Tell us another happy tale, please. Which level of hell is Reagan currently roasting in?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 14 August 2020 02:19 (three years ago) link

re: anecdotal postal data posted upthread

Our nieces 400 miles away mailed us 2 stamped envelopes 3 weeks ago and they have yet to arrive.

Arrived today. Postmarked 7/21. All throughout pandemic we'd received these letters in 2-3 days and these last ones took 3 weeks + 2 days to travel 400 miles.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 14 August 2020 05:51 (three years ago) link

Sent my MN primary vote by recorded fast five-day delivery from the UK on the 5th, showing up as ‘not arrived, not counted’ on Hennepin County voter website. FFS.

santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 14 August 2020 07:30 (three years ago) link

Per my dad, a devoted USPS employee – here's what's being done in the name of "efficiency": pic.twitter.com/S84JO2EhAY

— Daniel Rice (@daniel_b_rice) August 14, 2020

Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, 14 August 2020 07:34 (three years ago) link

I know 538 but this is very useful if you’re trying to figure out how to vote (postal, early, etc.)

http://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/how-to-vote-2020/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link

TRUMP: Mail is illegal now

DEMOCRATS: Fam, smash that RT if you agree someone should do something about this

— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) August 14, 2020

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

Holy cow: The *GAO* has determined that Chad Wolf was not lawfully named the Acting Secretary of Homeland Security, and that @HomelandKen (who already is using an inappropriate title) wasn't lawfully appointed even to his *proper* position at DHS.

This is a remarkably big deal. https://t.co/qnR60CCbfs

— Steve Vladeck (@steve_vladeck) August 14, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

chad wolf

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

the brain drain is real - either the trump admin is missing the institutional knowledge that helps to avoid these kinds of mistakes, or the people that know better are letting it happen because they fucking hate him

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

In the long annals of what went wrong with the impeachment, I feel like "not expanding the inquiry to cover as many possible crimes as could fit" slots in right next to "rushing to get it resolved so the president could act with impunity in an election year."

— Kelsey D. Atherton (@AthertonKD) August 13, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

I agree with that but also think that Covid would have ended it anyway

rob, Friday, 14 August 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

forgive me for blowing your mind:

Oh.

President Trump and Melania Trump have requested mail-in ballots for Florida’s primary election on Tuesday, according to records on the Palm Beach County Supervisor of Elections website. Records show the ballots were mailed yesterday to Mar-a-Lago.

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) August 14, 2020

rob, Friday, 14 August 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

well yeah, but that's because voting by mail is very good and safe in FL, only

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

It actually is! And we start counting the moment we get ballots. Our leaders put this solid system in place because of the number of seniors, and those seniors until this year.....voted Republican.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link

but how do you stop all the socialists from intercepting the mail and changing the votes? and what about USPS only delivering democratic ballots and "losing" the ballots from republican neighborhoods? i

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

This is a remarkably big deal.

Like, what does that even mean anymore? Does it mean they get an asterisk or something?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 August 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

either the trump admin is missing the institutional knowledge that helps to avoid these kinds of mistakes, or the people that know better are letting it happen because they fucking hate him

Third option: They're doing what they want to do, they don't care, and they're daring anyone to do anything about it.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

otm

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

xxpost Seriously. Remarkably big deals happen almost every day now and ultimately result in remarkably little.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

it’s a combination of losing institutional knowledge AND not giving a fuck

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

TS: speaking ill of the dead vs. wishing dead of the ill?

President Donald Trump's younger brother, Robert Trump, has been hospitalized in New York and is "very ill," ABC News first reported on Friday.

White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany told ABC that the president is planning to visit his brother, who she said the elder Trump has "a very good relationship" with.

The specific details surrounding the younger Trump's condition remain unknown.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 August 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link

i honestly can't remember where i was listening/reading this last night - here on ILX, in a dream, something on twitter - but wasn't someone just talking about the importance of "rules" in the face of fascism? like one of the most important things is to not forget the "rules" and to keep mentioning them even if it feels hopeless because they're the first things that fascists try to dispose of?

not saying i agree with that. despite not remembering where i heard that or who said it, i do remember thinking "cool idea bro but we're way past that point with trump".

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

i didn't wish ill on bob trump until i read that he had a good relationship with fuckface. now i assume he's one of the worst people in whatever state he lives in

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 August 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

Chance: Bob Trump has covid, Bob Trump does of covid, Bob Trump has and dies of covid and gives it to his Asshole brother.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 August 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

White House press secretary Kayleigh McEnany told ABC that the president is planning to visit his brother, who she said the elder Trump has "a very good relationship" with.

i like that she felt the need to clarify that he has a good relationship with his brother, because everyone just assumes he doesn't

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link

Is there any trump that’s cool? People hold out hope for barron but it’s still to be seen. You’d think he’d have one sibling at least who has been critical of him from the start.

treeship., Friday, 14 August 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link

They used to say tiffany hated him but she spoke positively of him at the convention. Uncool

treeship., Friday, 14 August 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link

it is useful to know if it's the part of the family that is cool with profiting from decades of fraudulent real estate cons, or the part that is cool with writing books about how bad that other part of the family is

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 August 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

Is there any trump that’s cool?

Mary Trump just released a book a couple weeks ago. she's relatively "cool" relevant to most filthy rich people

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 August 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

speaking of books, i kinda can’t wait for michael cohen’s.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 14 August 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

yeah feel that one will go beyond the whole "Trump's a moron who doesn't listen to anybody and does illegal shit all the time" shtick all the rest of these books have

frogbs, Friday, 14 August 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

p4reene's podcast did an episode last week on "bad Trump books"

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Friday, 14 August 2020 17:54 (three years ago) link

the thing is, trump didn't even know cohen, though, barely met the guy, maybe once at a party.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 August 2020 18:00 (three years ago) link

Seriously can the watchdog even do anything about that GAO finding or is it another "cool tell me when my jail term starts lol"

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

i honestly can't remember where i was listening/reading this last night - here on ILX, in a dream, something on twitter

David Roberts of Vox on the twooter FYI

Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, 14 August 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link

Everyone in the Executive Branch works for the President and mostly "serves at the pleasure of..." By design. The check on that is to have the other branches do their thing. One has already tried, at great expense and waste of time for very little tangible benefit. The other branch is unwilling or unable to; doesn't matter which.

Can the president fire whoever he wants to? Yes. By design. Can the president appoint someone who actively hates and wants to demolish the agency he or she has been appointed to lead? Yes. Can the president staff the postal service entirely with arsonists and identity thieves? Yes.

Can an IG report or GAO finding or whistleblower accusation derail the president's actions? Well, the answer depends on how many Army divisions the IG or GAO or whistleblower commands. Oh yeah sure, bring the Capitol Police over to compel the White House Chief of Staff to testify. "Oh, how cute, they're waving a subpoena!" Who has more guns?

As long as there are no enforcement teeth, it may as well be a Washington Post editorial or a House censure resolution. All of which will be ignored and stonewalled as long as the Orange One holds the levers of power.

I get so tired of "why won't Democrats DO SOMETHING?!?!" like (a) they haven't been and (b) there is some yet-undiscovered cache of unbeatable doomsday weapons in Pelosi's desk drawer that she just hasn't felt like bringing out.

vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 August 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

right you are!! to me, that is amazing memory recall, i'm impressed!

xp

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 August 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

Watchdogs can a) watch and b) bark their heads off iirc.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 August 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

Is there any trump that’s cool?


Blaine?

Notes on Scampo (tokyo rosemary), Friday, 14 August 2020 18:54 (three years ago) link

thank you comrade trump for systematically undermining DHS

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Friday, 14 August 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

as I understand it the GAO findings re: Wolf and Cooch mean that anything they did relying on the DHS Secretary’s authorities under Title 6 are fodder for new legal challenges in the courts. It all depends on how the ACLU et al. want to use that ammunition.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 August 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link

it would def not surprise me at all to see a bunch of bad trump shit get immediately ripped to shreds if/when his admin is out just due to the sheer ineptitude

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:12 (three years ago) link

and we're back to the woodchipper

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

think I just posted on the trump thread something that I was reminded of by comment here.
I bet the word trump gets used pretty broadly and negatively in his wake. Seems like some of th usages are already in use for years though.
like trump for fart
or trumped up for made up as in charges or built up way bigger than the original reaction should have been, mountain out of a molehill type.

Like if you fictionally came up with a character taht was a narcisstic baby and then had to come up with a name for them this one would like really fit. Shame he isn't ficti8onal though.

Stevolende, Friday, 14 August 2020 19:17 (three years ago) link

or the game top trumps which was really popular when I was a kid. that idea of everything as oneupmanship.

Stevolende, Friday, 14 August 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link

I get so tired of "why won't Democrats DO SOMETHING?!?!“

me too I mean if it’s not obvious whose side they’re on by now where the hell have you been

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link

I get so tired of "why won't Democrats DO SOMETHING?!?!" like (a) they haven't been

Action is limited, yeah, but it does end up reading like a shrug publicly. The other guy gets hours of rally time broadcast (illegally!) on multiple TV channels nearly every day; a different approach to the reins from Pelosi and Schumer could see rotating Democratic firebrands doing the same thing, to catalogue and denounce Trump's actions and violations each evening.

In electoral politics, repeatedly and loudly saying how and why the other side is bad, in between elections, is often very effective. Going on camera once to say "I've come up with a clever new name for him. It's 'Mister Make-Things-Worse'" is weak tea.

Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:26 (three years ago) link

Are we ready for a national strike yet?

DJI, Friday, 14 August 2020 19:32 (three years ago) link

have you seen the state of unions lately?

i mean it would work anyway if we went for broke, but in Florida, if you're a teacher, despite having a union, if you strike, they can instantly fire you and take your teaching license, as well as your Florida pension.

the average person striking is also dealing with the knowledge that missing a paycheck or two could mean foreclosure or eviction from a home, esp now that we're without any relief deal until SEptember. the people have the least leverage ever in respect to striking.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

I don't disagree with your general premise that a general strike would be great but it's never happening in 2020 America.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

Maybe now would be a good time for the House to ram through a far-reaching USPS reform bill ensuring its safety and independence forever.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link

one thing that the dems in the house could easily do is END THE RECESS EARLY AND GO BACK TO FUCKING WASHINGTON

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link

Like wouldn't it be some fairly potent messaging for the Dems in the house to get back to D.C. and keep hammering the GOP with pictures of their empty seats? Or am I just daydreaming again here?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

not gonna disagree there, but i'm really fuckin' angry about there being no deal

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link

thank fuck our county has started a rent relief program but it's first come first served

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link

(not really for my fam but my friends)

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link

i think it will be strong messaging to put a usps sticker next to the coexist one on my subaru forester

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link

Trying to verify with some better sources, but I'm seeing on Twitter that Dejoy is actually having the removed sorting machines destroyed so, even if there was some additional funding figured out, they still wouldn't be able to ramp back up before the election. I'm furious that we're all watching this in real time and nothing is being done.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link

According to this, machines are actually being destroyed--meaning that they can't be put back into service even if the funding issue is resolved. https://t.co/65GN9Xlp5Y pic.twitter.com/1jflQDQJhw

— Ally (@newscat44) August 14, 2020

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

"xp yeah, definitely makes CHOP look pretty bad"

btw today there was an anti-mask / pro-Jesus rally on the CHOP site, with hundreds of ppl gathering without masks and publicly baptising each other, and at least one baby, in a grotty tub. The mayor didn't send in one single cop to break them up, let alone hundreds of cops and National Guard to tear-gas them, though, so it'll probably look pretty... good? when the NYT writes it up.

― Steppin' RZA (sic), Monday, August 10, 2020 6:41 PM (five days ago)

Since this ^, the police chief quit without yet being able to state who gave the order for the precinct to be vacated by the police who were starting riots every second night, and the National Guard who were standing in various rows behind them, after the city council reduced her $285,000 salary by 7%.

In the same session, the council also voted to defund the team that conducts homeless sweeps, and unanimously agreed to remove police from this task force altogether.

This morning, the mayor did send dozens of cops in riot gear to clear homeless people from the CHOP site and harass volunteer workers handing out masks for free.

Keep us posted on how this looks in the New York Times' coverage!

Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, 14 August 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link

this seems doable

House Dems should pull a Benghazi on Trump and Republicans over this USPS voter suppression fiasco and hit them with hearings. That fake scandal won an election for the GOP. Imagine what raising hell over an actual scandal could accomplish.

— Adam Best (@adamcbest) August 14, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link

I mean, this is it. He did it. Trump stole the election. It's fucking over. He did it. And we all just fucking shrugged our shoulders. I'm petrified of the future.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link

CNN's followup to the Motherboard coverage also says that sorting machines are being dismantled: https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/13/politics/postal-service-sorting-machines/index.html

Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link

"but we can still vote in person".

Fucking bullshit. We already saw how they shuttered all of the polling places in the primaries. It's done. He did it. Fucking terrible.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

We already saw how they shuttered all of the polling places in the primaries.

where?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

Wisconsin and Georgia are the two big ones that came to mind. I think Milwaukee ended up with what, like less than 5 actual open polls during the primary there?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

wasn't turnout in areas where polling places were reduced still unusually large in some places anyway?

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

I'm just outraged and I don't think it's safe for us to pretend the GOP won't pull more bullshit before November. It's not like they'll just stop fucking with things now that they've crippled mail-in votes.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

they tried it and still lost. turns out "blatantly trying to steal the election" fires up the other side.

frogbs, Friday, 14 August 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

Ruining the postal service is bad for other reasons too

Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

not clear on WI and GA, but closing polling places isn't bad for turnout if the ones they open are bigger/more accessible (which is what happened in KY and CA).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

also, in some states, absentee/mail-in ballots can be dropped off rather than entrusted in the mail. granted, I know that doesn't address the problem of low income individuals who don't ahve a vehicle and can't easily get place to place, but...

also much of this happened during the first crescendo of the epidemic, and Milwaukee was very badly affected by it. Milwaukee had 6 polling places only, whereas Madison had 66.

it isn't as if entire states only had 5 places to vote.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

making it hard to vote by post is bad for republicans in at least one state they basically have to win (florida)

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

Ruining the postal service is bad for other reasons too

― Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, August 14, 2020 4:13 PM bookmarkflaglink

not least that it hurts businesses who are now dealing with a litany of complaints due to lost packages/slow service. I had packages in tow both before and after the Dejoy procedural fuckery and I saw differences in the timing almost instantly.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

Being outraged is fine and appropriate, saying “that’s it, he’s done it, we’re doomed” is a bit much

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

But JFC, even setting aside the gigantic elephant in the room with voting, this USPS bullshit should be getting a far more vocal outcry from the Dems than I'm seeing. All the people waiting on medication and paychecks, the people that will get evicted at worst and hammered with fees at best for late card payments and rent checks, just on and on and on.

I mean, we're fine and this is far from the worst case example, but one of my wife's biggest consulting gigs requires that she gets paid by physical check. Her most recent one was mailed two and a half weeks ago and still hasn't gotten here. This shit is insidious and will do so much damage.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link

i'm not saying this is good news, but the "BREAKING 🚨 15 ALARM FIRE #RESISTANCE" stuff is a little OTT imo, and risks doing more harm than good.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link

i don't think any of us disagree that the USPS bullshit is terrible.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

Of course it's not the entire state, but it's pretty fucking awful for a city the size of Milwaukee to only have five open polling places.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

absolutely hammering this as a policy issue is good politics.

but telling your own voters that it's over and their votes won't count is ... not.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

and I can confirm I also had a package sent from CA take 2+ weeks to arrive when usually it would take 5 bus days.

it's definitely a legit concern. fortunately my 401k check didn't take as long

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

reminder: https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/how-to-vote-2020/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

jon do you live in DC, Guam, PR, USVI, or AS? if not, you have an immediate recourse to help drive action about this

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:17 (three years ago) link

I think it's plenty of cause for alarm. Who would have imagined how easily he could destroy the USPS. Let's not pretend this is the only way they'll try to curtail voting. How many other surprises do we have coming?

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

jfc

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

making it hard to vote by post is bad for republicans in at least one state they basically have to win (florida)

hasn't Trump already said "vote by mail is fine in Florida"

frogbs, Friday, 14 August 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

like, this was also the primary, as well.

I know the worry is that often when polling places are closed in past elections, they're closed in low-income or minority areas that tend to vote Democratic, which could skew voter turnout towards Republicans. Fair concern. but...that's already been happening in GOP-governed states in past years, and is nothing new. That's a case of selectively closing only certain polling areas while leaving others open, meaning there's still plenty of polling places, but this particular district has to travel an unusual number of miles to get there and may not have access to transportation.

but if during the Presidential election, major cities are besieged with a lack of polling places, and mail-in voting was significantly hampered, that...would impact both parties pretty significantly, not just Democrats. GOP didn't make any noise during the primary because...well, duh.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:20 (three years ago) link

I just called my reps. I hope this energizes dem voters, but jon is right - ruining the USPS is gonna fuck up tons of other stuff.

DJI, Friday, 14 August 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

Hence why a few off-the-record Republicans, Mindy Moderate of Maine excepted, have started saying "uhhhhhh" aloud.

Fuck'em.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

that hasn't really been the focus of his posts, though, the 'other stuff' (other than the mention of his wife's check). I'm trying to find where people ITT are like "lol fuck the mail service, let's roast weenies"

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

hasn't Trump already said "vote by mail is fine in Florida"

― frogbs, Friday, August 14, 2020 4:20 PM (forty-seven seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah i assume someone said "excuse me sir, you're being a moron". but if the USPS isn't delivering it doesn't matter.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

I mean, yes I'm clearly spiraling in my worst fears here. But let's not pretend there's no basis for some very real concerns here. Jfc. I'm just as shocked to see how many people here are coming across very, "this will be fine, don't worry".

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

these people are not competent enough to steal a national election

This North Carolina Trump Victory mailer telling people to request a ballot in the mail blurs out the second half of Trump's tweet, which in part reads "Bad things happen with Mail-Ins." https://t.co/UfXTVpq79u

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) August 14, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link

We've talked about turnout already. In Georgia this past June, for example, democratic turnout was reportedly *triple* that of the 2016 primary. And numbers were up iirc in Milwaukee and Louisville as well. Not that some bullshit won't go down on election day, but so far the momentum has seemingly made up for at least some of the artificial setbacks.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 14 August 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link

Neanderthal - other than my very recent post wishing more posters were as pissed off as I am, I haven't at all been suggesting folks here don't care! I'm just surprised by lack of more vocal outrage generally, not on ilx. I don't think anyone here is saying "fuck the USPS", not at all.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

xxxpost

the thing that annoys tf out of me with the alarmism amongst my voters in my county is that they have always had a confirmation system where you could verify receipt and acceptance of your ballot. i.e., not just that they got it, but that it was valid/accepted.

if it's not, for some reason, you are able to go to your polling place, indicate what happened, and vote in person. I've invalidated mail-in votes before because I've lost them and just gone and voted in person anyway.

now....I recognize not all places operate like that, but the people whining are THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY COUNTY WHO HAVE PRESUMABLY VOTED BY MAIL BEFORE.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

Look, I get that it isn't always helpful or productive to be alarmist and outraged, but at the same time seeing how easily Trump completely dismantled and destroyed the USPS is pretty fucking alarming and outrageous!

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link

these people are not competent enough to steal a national election

Fortunately, there is no national election. There are 50-53 state/territory elections.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

good grief

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link

remember this guy

We need more people to speak up. pic.twitter.com/1ZL7mkJ3WQ

— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) August 14, 2020

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:37 (three years ago) link

Sorry guys, caek says it's no big deal at all and we should all just chill. There are, like, norms and rules and shit, so this is all no big deal and everything is absolutely going to work out just fine as long as we keep condescending to people who might feel a little alarmed.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link

Sorry guys, caek says it's no big deal at all and we should all just chill. There are, like, norms and rules and shit, so this is all no big deal and everything is absolutely going to work out just fine as long as we keep condescending to people who might feel a little alarmed.

Are you sure that's what he said?

Scampos Runamuck (WmC), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

i
can't help wonder why
all the flowers had to die
i think about you

and now
summer's come and gone
and the nights they seem so long

come on over tonight
come on over

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

jon, i get where you're coming from, and i'm scared too, but this is what the "trump's gonna win" containment thread is for

mozzy star (voodoo chili), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

i'm worried trump might win. i'm not super worried he's going to win *because* of whatever he thinks he's doing to the USPS. i think that's at least as likely to hurt him, both in terms of its effect on voting in states like florida, and the politics of *messing with the USPS*. i also think it hurts people who depend on the USPS, so i hope he stops doing it.

outrage that implies "your vote won't count, it's over" (which granted is not what's happening, unless you follow like seth abramson or something, or jon gets a primetime tv show) is not helpful. and as for "are you worried about the other things that might happen"? i guess? depends what they are.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:45 (three years ago) link

what if the votes become self-aware

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

and change themselves

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

Not that I've been entirely in the "justified" lane this afternoon myself, but I think there's room for some justified fear and outrage in this thread too! Or there very well should be. It just feels really complacent in here at times and that frustrates me.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:50 (three years ago) link

Dems should pull a Benghazi on Trump and Republicans over this USPS voter suppression fiasco and hit them with hearings.

OOOOOH. Whoa. HEARINGS you say? I am sure they're quaking over the thought of hearings they will refuse to attend, questions they will refuse to answer, and subpoenas they will ignore. Yippee!

vitreous humorist (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

there is a vast space between complacency and assuming we're all doomed

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 14 August 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

this thread is a fart

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link

be

OOOOOH. Whoa. HEARINGS you say? I am sure they're quaking over the thought of hearings they will refuse to attend, questions they will refuse to answer, and subpoenas they will ignore. Yippee!

the goal is not to fix this USPS. it's to win the election. benghazi hearings worked by that definition.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

Democratic bills to reestablish the WPA, CCC and double the budget and workforce of the USPS, then have whichever team did the new Markey ad start publicizing them.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

but in Florida, if you're a teacher, despite having a union, if you strike, they can instantly fire you and take your teaching license, as well as your Florida pension.


Those were the conditions in West Virginia in 2018. But they organized, they struck, and they won.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link

xpost - There sure is. And believe me, I'm not proud of feeling so doomed this afternoon, I get it. But this isn't the first time folks in these politics threads have been shamed for playing out their worst case fears and anxieties. There's a lot of just "calm down, things will be fine" going on when, clearly, re: USPS, not everything is going to be fine. At least not today, not tomorrow, not in the near future.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link

have you considered not "playing out your worst fears and anxieties" on this thread?

There's a lot of just "calm down, things will be fine" going on when, clearly, re: USPS, not everything is going to be fine. At least not today, not tomorrow, not in the near future.

this is not what's happening.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link

good piece about the markey ad https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/08/ed-markeys-incomprehensibly-thrilling-2020-election-ad.html.

feel like they could sell biden like that (it would be a lie, but fine).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link

Don't worry caek, your condescending attitude is doing a great job of chasing me away from these threads. I forgot about the rolling Trump containment thread and shouldn't have posted here, gotta make sure I toe the line in the appropriate thread.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link

i don't think it's a good idea to "play out your worst fears and anxieties" in any thread fwiw.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link

jon, it's not a matter of toeing the line, and your fears are justified imo - it's just that the containment thread is a better place for freaking the fuck out, vs talking here in an at-least-barely sub-panic tone

(don't worry, there's still plenty of policing over there, with ppl yelling at those freaking out for freaking out in the "freak out here" thread)

Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

xp

Steppin' RZA (sic), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

There’s no such thing as posting right.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

Literally no one itt is like 'calm down, everything will be fine' btw.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Friday, 14 August 2020 21:38 (three years ago) link

If Biden wins every swing state with a Democratic Secretary of State (i.e. where Democrats are running the election) he'll win handily

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Friday, 14 August 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

How this is being reported in Montana


Here’s the final product that hit the 5pm news tonight. Thanks to all of you for helping share this today! #mtnews #mtpol #USPS pic.twitter.com/SZYuODzYwY

— Maritsa Georgiou (@MaritsaNBCMT) August 14, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 August 2020 00:34 (three years ago) link

I don't think this is going away, tbh. It stinks to high heaven and I doubt that it's going to just slide into obscurity

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 August 2020 00:43 (three years ago) link

I wonder what percentage of bills are still paid by check via post office rather than online.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

A lot.

Though this was interesting to me:
https://www.efile.com/efile-tax-return-direct-deposit-statistics/

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 August 2020 00:57 (three years ago) link

Large. Anecdotal, but my parents refuse to do anything financial online.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Saturday, 15 August 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link

I'm shocked the efile numbers are that high.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 01:02 (three years ago) link

Right? I was too!

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 August 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link

Also glad we can be arguing on one thread and marvelling at stats together on another,.just saying.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 15 August 2020 01:08 (three years ago) link

(I'm not arguing with you on the other thread tbh.)

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link

gotta say, I really don't understand the "oh, the USPS thing will backfire on trump when everyone gets mad about their slow mail"; most likely they'll just blame the post office workers, and then use the delays as "proof" that USPS needs to be defunded

like, I’m eating an elephant head (katherine), Saturday, 15 August 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link

There’s plenty of that from the usual tribe but since everyone’s mail was fine through the height of shutdowns I do think it’s more obvious to people that this is abnormal fuckery.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 01:27 (three years ago) link

So 40% of the country will die on the defund hill (possibly quite literally, given the need to deliver blood pressure drugs), 50% recognize what’s going on and cross your fingers for the last 10%.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

xxp I wonder about that too. My friends in NY have been telling me for years that they hate their postal service, with lines at the post office, packages not delivered, notices not left

Dan S, Saturday, 15 August 2020 01:29 (three years ago) link

But now there are records of machines and drop boxes being taken away/destroyed, Trump literally saying this has to do with the election etc.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 15 August 2020 01:35 (three years ago) link

my own post office is split into two parts, a place to send mail/packages and a receiving facility where I can pick them up. I have gotten to know employees at both locations and have been impressed by them, and will be very angry if all of that goes away

Dan S, Saturday, 15 August 2020 01:41 (three years ago) link

It’s already backfiring on Trump and it will continue to do so. Everyone here with actual voting representation in the lower and upper houses of the federal legislature should be in contact with their elected officials to press the issue.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 15 August 2020 02:37 (three years ago) link

It’s already backfiring on Trump

They have already reduced the capacity of mail sorting by 21,400,000 pieces per hour, and reports are that the machines have been rendered incapable of reinstallation.

Steppin' RZA (sic), Saturday, 15 August 2020 03:15 (three years ago) link

They have already gerrymandered the location of mail box removal.

Steppin' RZA (sic), Saturday, 15 August 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link

The USPS had already warned that 46 states and DC were in danger of disenfranchisement with pandemic-based increase in mail-in voting, before DeJoy was even appointed to sabotage the service.

Steppin' RZA (sic), Saturday, 15 August 2020 03:20 (three years ago) link

https://usmailnotforsale.org/save/

I filled that out. What else can be done?

Nhex, Saturday, 15 August 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

gotta say, I really don't understand the "oh, the USPS thing will backfire on trump when everyone gets mad about their slow mail"; most likely they'll just blame the post office workers, and then use the delays as "proof" that USPS needs to be defunded


The Usps has a 91% approval rating. Trump does not.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-democrats-post-office-campaign/2020/08/14/390f8b82-de4d-11ea-809e-b8be57ba616e_story.html

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 August 2020 06:01 (three years ago) link

Libertarians 'well akshually'-ing the "USPS business model" are some of the dumbest people on Earth.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 06:04 (three years ago) link

Libertarians 'well akshually'-ing the "USPS business model" are some of the dumbest people on Earth

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 06:12 (three years ago) link

Well... yeah.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 06:13 (three years ago) link

I've mostly been disregarding Kanye's action in the campaign as in all things, but erm https://www.thedailybeast.com/kanye-west-says-he-and-jared-kushner-speak-almost-daily

beaky joshing shamanic part-angster (sic), Saturday, 15 August 2020 06:24 (three years ago) link

Playbook this morning. We rarely see the kind on penetration the USPS story is getting. These are all front page headlines from across the country. pic.twitter.com/iVkebaGWFk

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) August 15, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 August 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link

And you know who reads the morning newspaper!

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 15 August 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link

well let me get my specs

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 August 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

I'm gonna go get the papers get the papers

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 August 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

Check out the front page of major newspapers in the six closest states Trump won in 2016. All had stories about the mail and voting. https://t.co/Xnddyt8IQMhttps://t.co/rq8TtlYnjahttps://t.co/oD38aDEwZahttps://t.co/yLuOn4YL0vhttps://t.co/NrU54fXF00https://t.co/Rgh25X93vx

— (((Harry Enten))) (@ForecasterEnten) August 15, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 August 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

What if those papers were ... not delivered?

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link

Harry Enten's a dog now

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:21 (three years ago) link

NYPD union endorsed Trump. I’m sure this is part of their neighborhood outreach plan.

Also, does anyone else see a potential problem with police unions - enforcement arms of the state with lethal weapons - promoting “preferred” candidates for office or is that just me? https://t.co/UlmigAuedh

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) August 15, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:24 (three years ago) link

No! What could be wrong with it?

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 15 August 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

New York City Cops...They Ain't Too Smart

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 15 August 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

Trump’s calculated dismantling of USPS proves one thing clearly: He is WELL AWARE that we do not want him as our president. He’s chosen to blatantly cheat and put millions of Americans’ lives at risk in an effort to hold on to power.

— Taylor Swift (@taylorswift13) August 15, 2020

chonky floof (groovypanda), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:02 (three years ago) link

NYC cops are smart enough to know what side their bread is buttered on.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

pish cops don't eat BREAD, there's carbs in that bruh

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link

or who keeps the military hardware coming

the irony is they'll likely be 'fine' under Biden

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link

I assume the ny police unions endorse republicans at every election but it does feel different when the republican is saying the quiet fascist stuff out loud and is also expected to lose the vote among the actual residents of NYC by more than any nominee in history (biden vote expected to be in the mid 80s).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

Posted by a friend: "If the USPS can't handle 150 million ballots, what are they going to do with the same extra 2 billion letters and packages they get at Christmas? Trump going to ruin that too? No way in the world FedEx and UPS are going to be able to shoulder that load."

Good point! Talk about war on Christmas.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

Seriously

Reminder that USPS makes more deliveries in sixteen days than UPS and FedEx combined ship in an entire year

— James Medlock (@jdcmedlock) August 15, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

caek, it's the first time the NYCPBA has made a presidential endorsement.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:29 (three years ago) link

Huh

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

it's an existential gambit. trump, nypd, gop and any number of rampaging assholes have reached the point where the majority of americans don't want them around anymore so the antagonists gotta form an impermeable wall of shit to maintain power.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 15 August 2020 18:53 (three years ago) link

Well yeah. The whole entire fight right now is about trying to entrench minority rule before it's too late.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 15 August 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link

Re Newsweek

"the magazine’s recently hired opinion editor, Trump-backing conservative activist and attorney Josh Hammer"
https://t.co/X3jUySmUcs

— Soraya Nadia McDonald (@SorayaMcDonald) August 15, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 15 August 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link

Guys did you know the whole USPS mess is BERNIE’S fault?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 15 August 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

I was talking to my wife this morning, and she was talking about a time where she was at a family gathering and the adults wanted the kids to play a card game with a cousin of theirs, come on, it would be good for him, the kid has problems. So she tried but it was impossible, every fucking turn he would change the rules so that he would win and everybody else would lose. Eventually she got so frustrated she had to walk away.

The analogy is that the kid is the Republican Party - not Donald Trump, the entire Republican Party. The non-Republican political elites in this country are the kids' mom. They've failed catastrophically to raise a child who isn't a fucking monster, and pointing that out to them is rude, they'll be super glad to tell you how much it is Not their Fault. That's not a discussion I even want to have, I just wish they would quit trying to force me to play this stupid game with their son.

We're all the players, and most of what I seem to be doing lately is convincing others of us that we should walk away and play a different game. People are afraid of that. The kid isn't really emotionally stable. He got behaviour problems, we just walk away and he might attack us, and his mom will blame us for "provoking" him, and the other adults will nod sagely and say "It takes two people to make a fight". And a different game? His game is the only one in the house! We're supposed to just make up our own fucking game? What if it sucks?

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 16 August 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link

I'd say the GOP intentionally created monsters; it's been so since 1964 and really took off starting on January 1981.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 August 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

Bloomberg QuickTake
@QuickTake
The New York Police Benevolent Association (@NYCPBA) endorses Trump, a first for the union which represents over 50,000 active and retired New York City police officers

this is really not cool.

why don't the nypd officers on patrol around columbus circle and central park wear masks by the way? it's been bugging me more and more. nearly every regular new yorker in my neighborhood wears them, but not these guys.

treeship., Sunday, 16 August 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

bc acab tree

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Sunday, 16 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

the house should hold hearings on this postal service issue

treeship., Sunday, 16 August 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

_Bloomberg QuickTake
@QuickTake
The New York Police Benevolent Association (@NYCPBA) endorses Trump, a first for the union which represents over 50,000 active and retired New York City police officers_


this is really not cool.

why don't the nypd officers on patrol around columbus circle and central park wear masks by the way? it's been bugging me more and more. nearly every regular new yorker in my neighborhood wears them, but not these guys.


I think it's pretty obvious that the cops in any major American city hate the city and the people they are nominally supposed to serve.

Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 16 August 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

I'd say the GOP intentionally created monsters; it's been so since 1964 and really took off starting on January 1981.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

personally i tend to agree but i don't want to argue with somebody's mom about why they're a horrible parent, particularly since it's not an argument i feel like i can ever "win" ("winning" = convincing them to quit being an awful abusive parent)

Kate (rushomancy), Sunday, 16 August 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link

the house should hold hearings on this postal service issue

― treeship., Sunday, August 16, 2020 10:28 AM (forty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Coming soon:

The House Oversight Committee will hold an emergency hearing on mail delays and concerns about potential White House interference in the U.S. Postal Service, inviting Postmaster General Louis DeJoy and Postal Service board of governors Chairman Robert M. Duncan to testify Aug. 24, top Democrats announced on Sunday.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2020/08/16/postal-service-mail-democrats-hearing-dejoy/

jaymc, Sunday, 16 August 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

nice

treeship., Sunday, 16 August 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

they should subpoena trump this time too

treeship., Sunday, 16 August 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

taniel is on the case

North Carolina absentee ballot requests are wildly surging, according to 👀 numbers from @OldNorthStPol.

among Ds: 9,360 in 2016 to 119,216 today (12.7 times more)
among Rs: 8,975 in 2016 to 38,279 today (4.3 times more)

(Useful context for why Trump is so focused against USPS)

— Taniel (@Taniel) August 16, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

boom/mic drop/checkmate

If Postmaster General DeJoy doesn’t testify before Congress next week as Speaker Pelosi and I have requested, he should be stamped, returned to sender, and removed from his position.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) August 16, 2020

mookieproof, Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

The Nazi youth running to fill mark meadows’ seat in NC has just been accused of multiple instances of sexual assault so I guess I’ll get to see if my state somehow sucks worse than Alabama, who at least narrowly kept out Roy Moore.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

What's his name again? Crag Gryffyth?

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

Sorry, it's equally laughable: Madison Cawthorn. Didn't he also say that visiting Hitler's palace was on his "bucket list"? The kid is a fascist creep.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:33 (three years ago) link

If Postmaster General DeJoy doesn’t testify before Congress next week as Speaker Pelosi and I have requested, he should be stamped, returned to sender, and removed from his position.

— Chuck Schumer (@SenSchumer) August 16, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

boom/mic drop/checkmate

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

one thing that's REALLY aggravating me right now, building on something I said earlier, is all of these memes from actual political action groups in various states saying "don't mail your vote! states allow you to drop it off at a drop box or the local registrar, check with your county"....when there are multiple states that do not allow this at all, like Tennessee (who require any absentee or mail-in ballot to be mailed and will not accept dropoff, as confirmed on their own web site). a bunch of people from affected states were flooding these posts saying "it's not like this if you live in <state>, please disregard this!"

we have it in my county, and I may do it that way, but this assuming "it's like this in my state so it's like this everywhere and I'm going to give you all advice based on how it is in my state" shit can give people a lot of bad info. wish they'd just suggest people familiarize themselves with their local rules and consider the fact that mail might not be a sure bet and decide accordingly.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

he's been drinking again

The Federalist runs an article with this picture telling women they have to get married before 23 or there are only guys like this left pic.twitter.com/8xajJuOeyD

— CompletePsychoHat (@Popehat) August 16, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

Sonny Crockett really let himself go

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link

all of these memes from actual political action groups in various states saying "don't mail your vote! states allow you to drop it off at a drop box or the local registrar, check with your county"....when there are multiple states that do not allow this at all

one of the weird things to adjust to with - this era - is the rise of randos providing advice/history lessons/life guides which are only about 65% accurate, in the form of viral social media posts which spread everywhere immediately. sometimes i enjoy these lessons that come out of nowhere and land in my feed, especially when they seem accurate. other times, it's clear that the writer has absolutely no expertise, but sure does have a lot of loyal followers

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 16 August 2020 17:56 (three years ago) link

agree. like, I don't think 200,000 people are going to have their votes go unrecorded because they believed something Randy said on FB, but....it's part of the same mechanism that lead people to share all that bullshit about the "Monsanto Protection Act" and "GET CHEMICALS OUT OF MY FOOD" a decade ago.

back in my day (tugs on beard) I'd have had to go on Microsoft Encarta to debunk anything!

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:03 (three years ago) link

"there are multiple states that do not allow this at all" really? wow that's fucked up

akm, Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

(I'm in california, everyone I know does this)

akm, Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

boom/mic drop/checkmate

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

omigod that Bannon photo

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

Needs little smell wiggles radiating off of him like Pigpen.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

Good to see he’s still doing the two shirts thing

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:28 (three years ago) link

Fucking state of this guy, if you saw someone in this state you’d cross the road to avoid him.

Had the distinct honor to play golf today with @POTUS and be his partner!

Truly enjoyed talking about our families, politics and his earnest desires for our great country.

he’s still got game. pic.twitter.com/h25q446Stb

— Jay Feely (@jayfeely) August 15, 2020

Dan Worsley, Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link

I think it's pretty obvious that the cops in any major American city hate the city and the people they are nominally supposed to serve.


I’m Brimstead and I approve of this message

brimstead, Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

"there are multiple states that do not allow this at all" really? wow that's fucked up

― akm, Sunday, August 16, 2020 2:04 PM bookmarkflaglink

most do allow it. but in addition to Tennessee, Mississippi only allows absentee ballots to be returned by mail, email, or fax (no drop-boxes or in-person). apparently Kentucky used to be that way but they added drop boxes this election.

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

fuck Jay feely

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

Bannon looking very Ron Jeremy there.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 August 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link

his face could butter bread

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

I was only like 85% sure that was Bannon...yikes

rob, Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

Yeah, he looks very unwell. Good.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:19 (three years ago) link

"Bannon Harkonnen"

About 220 results (0.39 seconds)

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

his face could butter bread

― popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, August 16, 2020

real lol

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

it's true, it wouldn't look out of place as the layer just above the crust on a pizza, either

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 16 August 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

I'm never eating bread again

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

Speaking of butter, are there ... yellow stains on Trump's golf shirt up there?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

Those are right where he'd be wiping the sweat from his orange painted face.

Scampos Runamuck (WmC), Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

Bannon doesn't look worse there than when he worked in the White House

all cops should have to live in walking distance of their precinct

poparse's eye (sic), Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:11 (three years ago) link

Sponsored tweet from the Speaker of the House in Texas. Join the death cult!

I hope that you will join me this week in reflecting on the impermanence of life and choosing to live your life more boldly, more joyfully and without fear. Like McGraw sang, “I hope you get the chance to live like you were dying.” Have a great week.https://t.co/S59NAKoJSF

— Speaker Dennis Bonnen (@RepDennisBonnen) August 16, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 16 August 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

Live like you're dying and have a great week

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 16 August 2020 21:07 (three years ago) link

I've had a sort of ongoing back and forth with a local GOP dude here — former chair of the county party, not a maniac by the standards of local Republicans — whose basic take keeps coming back to, "I know COVID is real, I know it's serious, but people die of things every day, we're just going to have to get used to it ..."

He brings up things like car accident deaths, "We all just keep driving." And then I point out that we have invested billions of dollars in infrastructure and (via govt regulations) safer car design and have cut our per capita auto deaths by more than 50 percent since 1970. "We live with the flu!" Yes, we do, because we have invested billions of dollars in healthcare infrastructure and vaccines to try to mitigate its toll. Etc etc.

Every single thing that we know poses a serious risk, we have collectively marshaled huge amounts of resources to deal with. But this thing, suddenly they're all just like, "La la la, God will provide." Because doing the actual work to deal with it is just too hard for them. It's entirely maddening.

Not just this thing, though, it's basically the same argument with climate change.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 16 August 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link

If god will provide, what are the guns for?

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Sunday, 16 August 2020 21:16 (three years ago) link

Would say something about today's Republicans just folding the Pacific entirely after Pearl Harbor but they would have been trying to get us to join the Axis since '39 anyway.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 16 August 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

we've had over 50 9/11s now

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 21:31 (three years ago) link

Following the post-9/11 logic, guess we'll be invading Malaysia in that case.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 16 August 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link

You get a peek into their entire worldview--its ridiculous superficiality, ignorance of history, and tendency to take things for granted--when they say "it's just like the flu!". Like uh you might want to learn why the flu is now "just the flu".

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 16 August 2020 22:12 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/DbRBjga.jpg

poparse's eye (sic), Sunday, 16 August 2020 22:24 (three years ago) link

Double reverse white flight

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 16 August 2020 22:28 (three years ago) link

jesus fucking christ

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link

few things he does have a visceral effect on me these days but retweeting that...is one of them

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 22:39 (three years ago) link

ffs

pomenitul, Sunday, 16 August 2020 22:43 (three years ago) link

I 100% agree that Democrats should walk away from Democrat stronghold states and move to red states ASAP.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Sunday, 16 August 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link

"xp yeah, definitely makes CHOP look pretty bad"

btw today there was an anti-mask / pro-Jesus rally on the CHOP site, with hundreds of ppl gathering without masks and publicly baptising each other, and at least one baby, in a grotty tub. The mayor didn't send in one single cop to break them up, let alone hundreds of cops and National Guard to tear-gas them, though, so it'll probably look pretty... good? when the NYT writes it up.

― Steppin' RZA (sic), Monday, August 10, 2020 6:41 PM (five days ago)

Since this ^, the police chief quit without yet being able to state who gave the order for the precinct to be vacated by the police who were starting riots every second night, and the National Guard who were standing in various rows behind them, after the city council reduced her $285,000 salary by 7%.

In the same session, the council also voted to defund the team that conducts homeless sweeps, and unanimously agreed to remove police from this task force altogether.

This morning, the mayor did send dozens of cops in riot gear to clear homeless people from the CHOP site and harass volunteer workers handing out masks for free.

Keep us posted on how this looks in the New York Times' coverage!

― Steppin' RZA (sic), Saturday, August 15, 2020 5:58 AM (two days ago)

^ Since this, 115 pages of reports on SPD's use of force against the pre-CHOP protests were released, across three studies by the Office Of Police Accountability, the Inspector General, and the Community Police Commission. 2/3 maintain their support for a ban on tear gas, 1 recommends the use be limited. The CPC one especially calls out that the police chief overturned the mayor's 30-day ban on teargassing us after 40 hours, despite the fact that no officers have any training in the use of tear gas, and materially confirming that she gave the order because they had run out of OC gas by using it so much during the week. 2/3 call out SPD for attacking without taking any steps to communicate dispersal orders. The CPC calls out the mayor's curfew, issued over broadcast radio with 15 minutes' notice, making BLM protests illegal at the moment of a mass movement across the country, and echoed around the world. 2/3 call out police leadership, finding that incident commanders sometimes deployed officers “with no clear strategy or plan” using tactics that contributed to a “toxic cycle of escalation” and “served no clear law enforcement purpose.” All three note that the number of officers deployed to BLM protests, and riot-gear equipment that they came with, “perceived by community as an intimidation tactic.” 2/3 propose that police be directed not to use lethal tactics to stop people from tagging Amaz0ngo windows. The OIG one calls out other violence agencies (eg Sheriff's dept, state patrol, National Guard) for acting outside even SPD policies in the protests, and refusing to coordinate use-of-force reports with them even months after the fact.

The police department has been under a federal consent decree since 2012, signed by the now-mayor as then-US Attorney, requiring them to enact reforms related to their excessive force and racism. The chief did not resign because she has been unwilling or incapable of getting her officers to comply, six or seven or eight years after the legal agreement, but because her $300k salary was reduced slightly, but still remained over a quarter of a million bucks.


Across the city yesterday, non-resident police escalated tactics, smashing parked car windows, sending dozens of officers to traffic stops, blocking reporters and so forth.


At the CHOP site, a pack of unmasked cops attacked and kicked a disabled citizen (video in link) for swearing at one of 'em, and arrested a black bystander who was in the park with their 6-year-old kid, for attempting to protect the beaten citizen.

Haven't been able to find the NYT's framing of this yet.

poparse's eye (sic), Sunday, 16 August 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

I 100% agree that Democrats should walk away from Democrat stronghold states and move to red states ASAP.


cosign!

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Sunday, 16 August 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link

there was a fire tornado today apparently

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Sunday, 16 August 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

It's funny, years and years ago, somewhere around 2002 or 2003 or so, we seriously considered moving to Alabama. I forget why, exactly, beside being impressed by Birmingham, but right now I couldn't even imagine doing such a thing.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 August 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

Congress coming back from vacation early to deal with USPS bullshit and ... I mean, come on, why did any of these jerks leave at all? There is nonstop bullshit all the time.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 16 August 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

they went shopping

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

Fair enough.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

Gotta get that economy going!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

there was a fire tornado today apparently

^ California jealous of Australia's summer

poparse's eye (sic), Monday, 17 August 2020 00:13 (three years ago) link

The ante shall be raised with a Fire Sharknado.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 August 2020 00:18 (three years ago) link

Shart to the lord all the earth let us sing

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link

I mean, congresspeople do need time to go back to where they came from and campaign locally for themselves and for their party. This aspect of the job hasn’t been eliminated by Twitter and spam yet. They’re also human beings and they deserve time away from being on C-SPAN.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 17 August 2020 00:42 (three years ago) link

Making sure there will be a functioning election is a good warm-up to campaigning for re-election.

poparse's eye (sic), Monday, 17 August 2020 00:53 (three years ago) link

They’re also human beings

citation needed

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 17 August 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link

i gotta get through this
i gotta get through thiiiiis

popeye's arse (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 01:07 (three years ago) link

Ironically the suburbs stuff plays best in a state he has no chance of winning, and I suspect the Liveable California folks (ie racist anti-tax nimbys) are not thrilled that their alignment with Trump (who is using their exact language here) is going to be brought up regularly now.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, July 29, 2020 5:06 PM (two weeks ago) bookmarkflaglink

me otm

Do you think @realDonaldTrump's staff don't realize they are making @Scott_Wiener look even better here in the Bay Area, and across CA, by singling him out?

Franky, they're elevating Scott.

What's the long term strategy, there? I mean, I realize who I'm asking that about ... https://t.co/ddJSrJIySa

— Joe Fitzgerald Rodriguez (@FitzTheReporter) August 16, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 August 2020 07:27 (three years ago) link

I know there's no reason to care what this crackpot thinks, but this still cracked me up.

Democrats are working sooooo hard to turn America into a massive joke.

— DeAnna Lorraine 🇺🇸 (@DeAnna4Congress) August 17, 2020

Oh-oh, DeAnna
Well, I ain't down here for your money
I ain't down here for your love
I ain't down here for your love of money
I'm down here for your soul

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 August 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link

She also suggested a #BoycottDolly because Dolly Parton supports BLM.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 August 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

#Nolene

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

#CoatofALLColors

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 17 August 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

RIMPAC war games are imminenet, great chance to mess up the natives by dumping 100s of soldiers in the area at teh time of the pandemic.
Might think that shows of force within the US might give things like this a bad name so maybe give it a rest for a while but seems to be a selling point.

Stevolende, Monday, 17 August 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

lol I had no idea who DeAnna Lorraine is. I can't keep all these pundits straight when every resume reads: YouTube host, conservative political commentator, author of some book, and host of her show no one watches. Her professional experience includes some bullshit.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

"this machine makes folk music" is a pretty solid evil joke

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:07 (three years ago) link

you haven't come across her journalism at newsmax? she's doing some really important work there. and the way she challenged Pelosi for her house seat? that was legendary

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:08 (three years ago) link

I only know of her because of screenshots of this:

Imagine being racist enough to deprive yourself of Dolly Parton, it’s literally laughable pic.twitter.com/MRFS2pf9pk

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) August 16, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:12 (three years ago) link

RIMPAC

RIMPAC

RIMPAC

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:21 (three years ago) link

wait til she hears Dollywood got rid of the Civil War stuff

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link

She sold it to Marty Stuart?

Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

"this machine makes folk music" is a pretty solid evil joke

Maybe should spell folk with a ‘v’ but that would be too obvious, too Frau Blücher or something.

Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

Marty Stuart famously owns Clarence White's original b-bender, acoustics from Hank Williams, Johnny Cash and Lester Flatt, and Dolly's Civil War stuff.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 19:30 (three years ago) link

DeAnna Lorraine and her ex-boyfriend Omar Navarro (who also stalked her for a lengthy period of time, and got arrested for being involved in the pepper spraying of children, and who claims to be running against Newsom for Gov; oh wait there's no gov race on in California, fuck off Omar) are fucking scourges on Twitter who should be paid no mind by rational, thinking humans.

akm, Monday, 17 August 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

NEW: Testimonial ad from Trump's Former DHS Chief of Staff @MilesTaylorUSA, declaring his support for Joe Biden and describing Trump's presidency as "terrifying" and "actively doing damage to our security."

WATCH & go to https://t.co/Nz2NiSCquN for more. pic.twitter.com/iChqOdIIew

— Republican Voters Against Trump (@RVAT2020) August 17, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link

that's a great ad

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link

the blur/airbrush effect around the edges of his head and shoulders is really, really weird looking in that ad.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 August 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

They had to blur out the right wings, iirc.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 17 August 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

I hope after the election he can get back to finding a cure for Tilt Shift

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:23 (three years ago) link

that's a good and effective ad, I think. But also I can't believe that guy was Chief of Staff of anything, he looks 15.

akm, Monday, 17 August 2020 20:38 (three years ago) link

Weird tic of mine but when I'm speaking to people with shifty eyes like that, it makes me very skeptical of whatever they're saying.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

Amazing!! https://t.co/P5gep9YdxQ

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) August 17, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 17 August 2020 20:51 (three years ago) link

it makes me very skeptical of whatever they're saying

can you identify any statement he makes that you find difficult to believe is true or is your skepticism entirely untethered from anything he said?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 17 August 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link

he does look kinda shifty in this video

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 17 August 2020 21:08 (three years ago) link

Weird tic of mine but when I'm speaking to people with shifty eyes like that, it makes me very skeptical of whatever they're saying.

These are saccades—it just means someone is thinking hard or accessing long-term memory!

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 August 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

that's how you can tell he's not singing the heart music

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Monday, 17 August 2020 21:51 (three years ago) link

Echo and the Bunnymen?

Isinglass Ponys (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 17 August 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

DJP i have no opinion about whitman but ... did you work for her or something? you seem like a fan.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 17 August 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

huh i saw that in twitters, not here, and my feeling was less "he's unserious and incompetent," more "he's a fucking monstrous undemocratic tyrant," but it's fine, they all true.

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link

DJP i have no opinion about whitman but ... did you work for her or something? you seem like a fan.

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek)

when i was in middle school the way you got elected to class council was by giving out the best candy, whitman and her samplers makes her the only candidate to take that idea and run with it

Kate (rushomancy), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link

Only because Fritz Haribo isn’t eligible for office.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link

is this the right thread for this?

The St. Louis couple who became famous after wielding guns at protesters on their private street will be part of the largely digital Republican Convention next week, party officials said this week.

The couple -- Patricia and Mark McCloskey -- will appear on behalf of the president during the virtual weeklong event and express their support for him, the officials said.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:36 (three years ago) link

Every generation gets its own Joe the Plumber

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link

i was happier that I forgot they existed

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link

only wish I woulda told them
in the Biden years

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:38 (three years ago) link

Seems bad! (Yeah I know this isn’t a surprise to any of you).

What Trump is saying here is that he modified an important US foreign policy stance toward Israel in service of an end-of-days biblical prophecy credited by Evangelical Christians that features the great battle at Armageddon and ends with the Jewish people in hell. https://t.co/iDKbVTkNHk

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) August 17, 2020

caută tu singur (gyac), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link

XP Ken Bone just bought a gun.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:57 (three years ago) link

what did his daddy do

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 17 August 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link

I think the convention and its branding/messaging is done Th big relatively few people care about. Ditto Joe Biden in general. The election is going to come down to how many people are tired enough of Trump’s shit that they’ll make the effort to vote. Regardless of whether those are people who voted for him in 2016 or who didn’t vote at all (though my guess is the latter group will be far larger) and regardless of whether they’re energized by the Democratic Party or whether they just want a a president they don’t have to worry about every eight minutes.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link

Goddamnit I meant this for the dem direction thread

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:04 (three years ago) link

Because Biden is fairly certain not to announce any big dramatic policy initiatives between now and November, unless his position in the polling starts to turn seriously bad, I agree that his announcement of Harris as VP is likely to be the final piece of whatever branding/messaging we'll see out of his campaign.

I'm not sure how fiery Harris will be on the hustings, either. I anticipate all the appeals to high emotion will be coming out of the Trump campaign and Biden/Harris will stick to relatively bland pronouncements about how dangerous Trump is to 'our democracy', which are about as pointed as a dishrag. Mainly, they'll let this be a referendum election on Trump and be satisfied with that approach.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link

SAVE THE POST OFFICE!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 17, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:23 (three years ago) link

oops, meant to hide that behind the new feature

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link

I'm still getting emails from the Trump campaign, and I just got the saddest one yet - it was allegedly sent by Diamond and Silk.

Bob,

President Trump is our only hope.

The future of our Country is at stake and we’ve come too far under this President to let things go back to the way they were before. Do you REALLY want another Obama? We didn’t think so!

Because of YOUR support, this movement CRUSHED Sleepy Joe and the Radical Democrats by $25 MILLION in July, and now we need to go even BIGGER in August if we’re going to do it again.

We’re already halfway through the month, and President Trump asked us to reach out to make sure we stay on track.

This is SO important that he’s activated a 600%-MATCH for the NEXT HOUR.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT in the NEXT HOUR to help CRUSH our Mid-Month Goal and your gift will be 600%-MATCHED.

DEADLINE: 1 HOUR

CONTRIBUTE $5 = $35

CONTRIBUTE $20 = $140

CONTRIBUTE $15 = $105

CONTRIBUTE $10 = $70

CONTRIBUTE $5 = $35

CONTRIBUTE ANY AMOUNT

If you care about our children and their future, then it’s time to step up and add your name to the list of mid-month contributors who helped us CRUSH our goal.

President Trump asked us to let him know who contributes to this email. We hope we can include your name.

Please contribute ANY AMOUNT RIGHT NOW for a 600%-MATCH and to get on the list of supporters we give the President.

Thank you,

Diamond and Silk

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 00:29 (three years ago) link

Can't hide Twitter or YouTube embeds

xp

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 02:07 (three years ago) link

all of it. the world is now out of cocaine. https://t.co/dw1uOtLajX

— kilgore trout, new tone haver (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 18, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 03:07 (three years ago) link

Speakers at the RNC:

6-7: Scott Baio
7-7:30: The St Louis Gun Couple
7:30-8:30: MyPillow Guy
8:30-9:00: 1/4 of the original Marshall Tucker Band plays
9:00-10:00 (keynote): Robosaurus
Afterparty: Curt Schilling reads Ayn Rand

— Clue Heywood (@ClueHeywood) August 18, 2020

curmudgeon, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link

overnight: live shot of Clint Eastwood's chair from 2016

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 03:40 (three years ago) link

That would probably be more entertaining than the DNC line up

xp

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 03:40 (three years ago) link

dig Marshall Tucker

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 03:41 (three years ago) link

Sanders' speech last night was awesome btw.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 09:31 (three years ago) link

For dumb reasons i had to miss Sanders after hearing the likes of Klobuchar. Link?

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:20 (three years ago) link

lol I turned on the convention to see the Bernie speech and Klobbo was onscreen laughing at at some joke in her head

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

lol

BREAKING NEWS: Brock Turner, Stanford Student Athlete Who Assaulted Unconscious Woman, Will Speak At RNC.

— Jena Friedman (@JenaFriedman) August 18, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

zero clue which of these RNC speakers are real or not, but I believe that smirking MAGA teen from Kentucky is scheduled?

rob, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

That's the craziest thing, I'm not sure who they could announce that would make me question the plausibility.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

Hitler hologram?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

Dubya.

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

where's the "Get a Brain, Morans" sign guy these days?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

Herman Cain

rob, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

St. Louis gun couple are actually scheduled to speak.

henry s, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:42 (three years ago) link

or maybe just hired for security

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

Wednesday August 26
7:30 Bernie Goetz
8:00 George Zimmerman
8:15 John Wick
8:30 Clive Bundy
8:45 Charles Bronson, Jr.

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

John Wick is a Catholic Worker House volunteer.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

list of comedy criminals omits Biden

no ifs, no buts, no scampo nation (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

it's a big tent xp

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link

john wick is in Mill Neck DSA

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:57 (three years ago) link

this dude got to speak with joe biden at the dnc along with eric garner's mother. https://t.co/siFsSsQ4dd

— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) August 18, 2020

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

hey, maybe he and John Kasich can have a beer summit

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 16:00 (three years ago) link

The DNC needs to get that guy who picked up Obama in a restaurant

beamish13, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

BREAKING: USPS will suspend any policy or operational changes until after the 2020 election, Postmaster General DeJoy says. https://t.co/FHVuZrgK2S

— NBC News (@NBCNews) August 18, 2020

Of course, given the assholes involved, this is truly a "trust but verify" situation, minus the trust.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

Note the impersonators there to throw off would be assassins.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link

FWIW anybody who’s thought about the meaning of “trust but verify” for more than a few minutes should realize there’s never actually any trust involved whenever that gets invoked.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 18:43 (three years ago) link

also there has been som ereal damage done taht needs to be undone.
Things ned to be restored to previous state not just halted as is.
Wouldn't halt as is include having locks on postboxes still, or is that undone by suspension of initiative?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

Things ned to be restored to previous state not just halted as is.

Quite right.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

Sure hope they kept the assembly instructions on those sorting machines.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 18:48 (three years ago) link

My understanding was that the stuff they removed/destroyed/moved couldn't be reversed/replaced/repaired, for some reason.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 18:59 (three years ago) link

uh, are they going to put the collection boxes they recently removed back?

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

oops, xp, josh already answered

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

oh and big thing, he NEEDS to resign surely

Stevolende, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:02 (three years ago) link

I'll settle for protesters never allowing him another good night's sleep until he fukkin resigns his post.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

He needs to be stuffed in one of those mailboxes.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

DeJoy's press release says "I want to assure all Americans of the following: [...] Mail processing equipment and blue collection boxes will remain where they are."

So, dismantled and thrown in dumpsters for the former, and piled high behind cyclone fencing for the latter.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link

At the same time, don't necessarily take pictures of piles of mailboxes at face value. I've seen one making the rounds that's actually apparently from a year or two ago, mailboxes set aside to be refurbished.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

I also saw a pic of mailboxes with heavy locks on them, but apparently the other side of the boxes had accessible slots for mail, and those boxes had been locked like that well before this stuff started.

Doesn't mean this shit isn't happening though.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 20:26 (three years ago) link

yeah but the SORTING thing we know is happening and that is arguably a bigger impact overall

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

Yes, indeed

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 20:35 (three years ago) link

Wednesday August 26
7:30 Bernie Goetz
8:00 George Zimmerman
8:15 John Wick
8:30 Clive Bundy
8:45 Charles Bronson, Jr.

Cliven Bundy is pro- immigration and pro-BLM

Boring, Maryland, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 21:27 (three years ago) link

Ammon Bundy is

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link

Al Bundy of NO MA’AM is also scheduled to speak

beamish13, Tuesday, 18 August 2020 21:35 (three years ago) link

I also saw a pic of mailboxes with heavy locks on them, but apparently the other side of the boxes had accessible slots for mail, and those boxes had been locked like that well before this stuff started.

locking mailboxes outside office hours is SOP in a lot of southern california. there's been a huge amount of misinformation about this. i don't think subtly undermining trust is the plan. it seems like the plan is (was?) an incredibly stupid and straight up criminal attempt to sabotage the USPS. but if undermining trust via confusion is a side effect then i'm sure they'll take it. in that sense, the febrile twitter stuff about stuff that is absolutely normal and nothing to do with the election is not helpful.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 21:41 (three years ago) link

There's actual footage of mailboxes being taken away, confirmation from postal workers, and all the reports of the mail sorting machines being removed and/or dismantled come from postal workers. We don't need to even bring erroneous febrile twitter stuff into the discussion, let alone in order to downgrade concern about the things that are actually happening.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 21:48 (three years ago) link

"it seems like the plan is (was?) an incredibly stupid and straight up criminal attempt to sabotage the USPS" but go on.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

I was concurring!

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 21:54 (three years ago) link

Ah sorry got u

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

If Trump actually got Q to speak at the RNC he’d surely win

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 22:27 (three years ago) link

If they were James Bond fans maybe

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 18 August 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link

ILXers know I don't post RUSSIA RUSSIA RUSSIA shit, but these revelations are impressive:

The report by the Senate Intelligence Committee, totaling nearly 1,000 pages, drew to a close one of the highest-profile congressional investigations in recent memory and could be the last word from an official government inquiry about the expansive Russian campaign to sabotage the 2016 election.

It provided a bipartisan Senate imprimatur for an extraordinary set of facts: The Russian government disrupted an American election to help Mr. Trump become president, Russian intelligence services viewed members of the Trump campaign as easily manipulated, and some of Mr. Trump’s advisers were eager for the help from an American adversary.

And:

Like the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III, who released his findings in April 2019, the Senate report did not conclude that the Trump campaign engaged in a coordinated conspiracy with the Russian government — a fact that Republicans seized on to argue that there was “no collusion.”

But the report showed extensive evidence of contacts between Trump campaign advisers and people tied to the Kremlin — including a longstanding associate of the onetime Trump campaign chairman Paul Manafort, Konstantin V. Kilimnik, whom the report identified as a “Russian intelligence officer.”

The Senate report was the first time the government has identified Mr. Kilimnik as an intelligence officer — Mr. Mueller’s report had labeled him as someone with ties to Russian intelligence. Most of the details about his intelligence background in the Senate report were blacked out.

Mr. Manafort’s willingness to share information with Mr. Kilimnik and others affiliated with the Russian intelligence services “represented a grave counterintelligence threat,” the report said.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link

impressive, but they turned their findings over the the justice department? good luck

Dan S, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 00:24 (three years ago) link

look forward to the usual gang of suspects explaining to us why this is all fake

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 00:28 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EfvhF_FXYAMr_GI.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link

The Hill posted something that felt like a sane walkthrough of the situation re: USPS. definitely difficult to encapsulate down to anything headline or twitter-size.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y43yViY0geM&fbclid=IwAR3vM3Vc6S7ibO-ydQRR_5I5CEKGMFUqfN5Q0QzApNcu_PQczAGM7lZ6uYk

Milton Parker, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 00:50 (three years ago) link

ok unperson I'm gonna need you to tell me if that's a Vic Berger or not

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 00:53 (three years ago) link

they look like the goddamn Addams Family

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 00:55 (three years ago) link

That photo is 100% real, and yeah, it looks like a late 90s no-budget Addams Family remake starring Johnny Knoxville.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:04 (three years ago) link

That's a solid Blue district, yes?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:10 (three years ago) link

Re Convention, did this person get transferred to a new starship?

Mom jokes are his way of showing affection (to your mom) (PBKR), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link

This is how I feel about the Russiagate stuff

It's been a fun ride, caring about this, getting yelled at for caring about this, and gradually deciding there was no point to caring about it anymore even though it remains true. I've really enjoyed it! https://t.co/Cpp1q4hi5G

— David Klion (@DavidKlion) August 18, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link

yeah, same here

everyone is mad at everyone about it

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:22 (three years ago) link

That's a solid Blue district, yes?

Yeah, she's gonna get launched into the sun in the general. (Who knows, maybe she'll hitchhike to DC — since no ride-share service will have her — and chain herself to the doors of the House if she loses.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:28 (three years ago) link

good job Loomer, now you get to lose by 30 points to Lois Frankel

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:38 (three years ago) link

Lol wiki:
Loomer is banned from Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Medium, GoFundMe, Venmo, MGM Resorts, PayPal, Lyft, Uber and Uber Eats.[7]

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:40 (three years ago) link

Uber Eats don't fuck around...

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link

Dame time

Fetchboy, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link

Loomer is legitimately mentally ill

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 03:52 (three years ago) link

all Frankel has to say in reply to anything she says is "Ok, Loomer"

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 03:58 (three years ago) link

Gaetz looks like the bastard spawn of Unknown Hinson, which seems entirely appropriate since Hinson revealed himself to be a racist and misogynist this week.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:02 (three years ago) link

watch the trim

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:06 (three years ago) link

thoughts on jill biden: i didn't know very much at all about her, before tonight. i think it's really cool that she was a community college teacher, 15 credits a semester, for the entirety of the obama presidency. i'm sure there's a cynical view on it, but my first reaction is just that i think it's great. she went and got her phd in education after she was already married to a sitting congressman, and pursued teaching afterward. i'm guessing she probably turned down more high profile gigs along the way. i like all of that. as a political speaker, i thought she was on the average, mid-90s fake/authentic level. she made a sudden turn to camera 2, about a minute in, with such urgency and precision that it immediately brought to mind the video for En Melody on Histoire de Melody Nelson, where jane birkin turns exactly 90 degrees to a new camera with every phrase, snapping and being extremely horny all the while. so, cool/weird ref there.

my impression of her is that she's not a great speaker but her actions seem to speak pretty loudly. she seems like a good person to have with an eye on education. say what you will about the bidens, but i do appreciate the symbolism of teaching at a community college and riding an amtrak rather than taking a private car.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:19 (three years ago) link

having Colin Powell speak was so fucking stupid

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:21 (three years ago) link

Unknown Hinson just locked down a slot at the RNC!

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:27 (three years ago) link

Colin Powell carries a ton of symbolism and credibility for older Bush-wing Republicans who connect him with the first Gulf War. He also carries a huge load of negative symbolism for all the progressive voters who recall his speech to the U.N. about Saddam's WMDs before the Iraq War. Maybe the Biden campaign calculates Powell's endorsement can bring in enough ex-military voters to swing a state like Virginia or Montana. Seems like a double-edged sword to me.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:33 (three years ago) link

virginia is not in any danger of going for trump, and montana is not in any danger of going for biden.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 04:48 (three years ago) link

they look like the goddamn Addams Family

where is their “son”?

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 09:24 (three years ago) link

how long before MAGAnites start destroying and removing blue USPS boxes themselves, on the grounds that postal ballots are a threat to the integrity of the election? if you believed that, then surely there's a moral justification for taking matters into your own hands?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 10:08 (three years ago) link

Having Colin Powell speak was merely a signal that Biden believes in imperialist warfare. Nothing to see here folks

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 11:29 (three years ago) link

Yeah, having people like Powell, Kasich or whomever, it ultimately just benefits the GOP as a party that can be rehabilitated. But this is their sinking shit-ship they built, they don't deserve rehabilitation, no matter how much they hate Trump. If they don't like or want Trump, then they shouldn't be Republicans. Like, how hard would it be for Powell to change his political affiliation and just be a Democrat who likes war, or Kasich a democrat who doesn't like abortion or whatever shit keeps them with the GOP. If they identify as Republicans then they identify with the Republicans, and the Republicans overwhelmingly identify with Trump.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 12:24 (three years ago) link

They've spent the past 30 years maligning the Democrats on every media platform, so hard to see them going all the way.

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 12:40 (three years ago) link

Colin Powell gave some bullshit quote about "the Republican party needs me more than the Democrats need me" or something, but that goes both ways. Clearly right now the Democrats need him more than the GOP does. Now, if *he* still needs the GOP that's another matter, and the fact that he doesn't change parties indicates that's the case. So like the Lincoln Logs or whatever they are, accept their support, but don't give them a fucking platform that normalizes their party as anything but abhorrent.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 12:55 (three years ago) link

Josh OTM. Democrats are giving Republicans a life raft instead of telling them to go down with their own ship or come on board with them. Gotta maintain that status quo 2 party show of a battle for the center.

BrianB, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:00 (three years ago) link

Like we learned nothing from 2008-2010

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:01 (three years ago) link

My personal take is that rogue republicans are more than welcome to help oust Trump if such is their wont (I mean, they helped make the mess so it's only right that they should help clean it up) but if they expect one goddamn concession in return they can pound sand.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:02 (three years ago) link

how hard would it be for Powell to change his political affiliation and just be a Democrat who likes war,

if he did this, he would still be an uncool guy.

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:05 (three years ago) link

For sure, fuck him.

On the other hand:

A portrait of how much Donald Trump turned the GOP establishment upside down -- Cindy McCain is speaking at the DNC about her late husband's relationship with Biden, and neither the last Republican president (GWB) nor the last Republican nominee (Romney) are speaking at the RNC

— Meridith McGraw (@meridithmcgraw) August 18, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link

Does anyone have a full count of republicans speaking? Is there really no worry that legitimizing these creeps will hurt them down-ballot?

rob, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:17 (three years ago) link

if they expect one goddamn concession in return they can pound sandhave been paying attention

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:18 (three years ago) link

Sadly, I seem to have very little pull at the DNC.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link

i think trump should be proud of the fact that he drove these lowlifes out of the party. the only problem is, he is worse than them.

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link

Lowlife of the party.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link

but the point still stands. in itself, being hated by mitt romney is not a point against him.

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:21 (three years ago) link

my f-i-l writes in Powell every prez election since Bush-Gore so I guess maybe the Dems will pick up one vote? it's in Michigan so ~every vote counts~

Joey Corona (Euler), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:22 (three years ago) link

he comes across as very dignified, like one of the generals on the west wing. it's all aesthetic.

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link

comey came across like that too at first to a lot of people. since then he's sort of ruined it. trump was probably right when he called him a "showboater" three years ago, lol

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link

Trump does like boats, it's true.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:26 (three years ago) link

As if anyone needed affirmation that despite protestation to the contrary he is in fact a huge asshole after all.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:34 (three years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:39 (three years ago) link

Any word yet on whether Skeletor will be joining the slate of cartoon villains speaking at the RNC?

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link

I thought Jill Biden's speech was nothing special but Jill Biden herself seems fantastic; I didn't even know her name before this; the family segment before her talk was truly warm and, to me, completely convincing that she's the salt of the earth. Not that the spouse of the President being the salt of the earth is the most important thing in the world I guess. But I found myself caring.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:44 (three years ago) link

Trying to think if there are any other utterly marginal private citizens who've been deservedly slighted or demonized by the left and who are thusly in high demand for their public speaking skills. The Starbucks coughing lady, maybe?

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:44 (three years ago) link

They should have a bunch of lunatics on a stage stomping on masks, like the Disco Demolition.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link

This interview with former Republican campaign pro Stuart Stevens, who wrote the book It Was All A Lie, is interesting. I can't tell whether he genuinely still has hope for his party, or if he just can't allow himself to sink completely into despair, but he takes some pretty hard swings here nonetheless.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link

Colin Powell has not been a Republican for a long time. What's true is that he's a general and what's true is that Joe Biden as President is going to have a foreign policy pretty continuous with Obama's, which is going to involve generals, so, truth in advertising.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link

Trying to think if there are any other utterly marginal private citizens who've been deservedly slighted or demonized by the left

My guess is they'll find a white person whose relative was murdered by a black person or an undocumented immigrant and stand them up on the stage while the crowd chants "ALL LIVES MATTER"

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:53 (three years ago) link

Stevens, a child of segregated Mississippi who has written powerfully about race in the past, says he always knew there was hostility toward minorities and immigrants and science within his party. But he thought that strain was a recessive gene, when it turned out to be the dominant gene.

Is this naïveté or disingenuousness

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link

He doesn’t think that anymore, and his conversion story is getting a lot of buzz. It debuted at No. 8 on the New York Times best-seller list, helped in part by an attention-grabbing op-ed in the New York Times, and he’s been featured on National Public Radio, the New Yorker, the Ezra Klein podcast, and other outlets that Republicans consider the heart of the liberal media establishment.

A whistlestop tour of all the marks who'll lap up a conversion story every four years.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link

They GOP convention could call up the cops that shot Breonna Taylor.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 13:59 (three years ago) link

i agree with the people who said upthread that jill biden seems cool. just a regular, hardworking person who wants to contribute to society. her husband's a little loopy though, i'm sorry

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

Is it too early or too late to dunk on all the idiots defending Sandman as just some misguided teen instead of a bad actor?

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

i think liberals, the left, and those inclined to vote biden of all other political persuasions, would do well to ignore that whole thing. the reason he is up there is to bait people into attacking him.

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:13 (three years ago) link

The Stevens interview makes shrewd points and baffling ones. William F. Buckley, Jr. didn't "evolve." In 1986 he was calling for HIV patients to get tattooed.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link

the idea that buckley was a moderate is one of the most cherished myths of the gop though, you know that

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link

I love Jill Biden, she's super cool and dedicated and she has to be pretty special considering her ex husband appears to still be sore about their divorce 45 years after it happened.

akm, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link

"Is it too early or too late to dunk on all the idiots defending Sandman as just some misguided teen instead of a bad actor?"

are people doing this who aren't MAGA idiots?

akm, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

if guys like Powell just became Democrats they’d lose any media clout they have

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

He's both a bad actor and a misguided teen.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

Colin Powell has not been a Republican for a long time. What's true is that he's a general and what's true is that Joe Biden as President is going to have a foreign policy pretty continuous with Obama's, which is going to involve generals, so, truth in advertising.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, August 19, 2020 8:49 AM (twenty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Yeah, he endorsed Obama in 2008 and 2012 and Hillary in 2016. It seemed like he was a continuation of the "strong on defense" montage (with Chuck Hagel, Brett McGurk, Marie Yovanovitch, etc.) rather than another example of "I'm a Republican, but I'm crossing over this time."

Whether Powell's voice in particular is one that the Democrats should be elevating is another question. But I assume the calculation is that viewers see him as an upstanding member of the national-security establishment rather than as a war criminal.

jaymc, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link

they should get mcmaster up there to talk about what a lunatic trump is

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link

"Is it too early or too late to dunk on all the idiots defending Sandman as just some misguided teen instead of a bad actor?"

are people doing this who aren't MAGA idiots?

― akm, Wednesday, August 19, 2020 10:21 AM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Lol, let me tell you about a little site called www.ilxor.com.

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link

i mean, i doubt anyone here was sympathetic to the band cackling maga teens. some loser like, for instance, me, might have said that it was a bad look to be putting dumb teens in the spotlight like that.

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

there were definitely people here actively defending this little shit & expressing outrage over his treatment

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

a whole lot of (white ofc) liberals are going to want to pretend they didn’t totally fall for the backlash-to-the-backlash now

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link

He's just a dumb teen speaking at the GOP convention. He never wanted the spotlight.

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link

i don't think kids should be put on blast, to be honest. cards on the table.

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

Chuds love that kid, and were falling all over themselves on Social Media 'beat the man and got rich' with his lawsuits, even though it seems he's ultimately only getting the smallest amount of fuck off money (maybe not even that) in every case.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

as much as I hated his dumb smug little face, I felt a little weird about it all the day it was happening.

of course the next few months of media appearances and lawsuits and his shitty mom or whatever kind of gave the game away

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

Eh, fuck him (though probably more accurately, his family). They sued the Washington Post for defamation, which is to say, they sued the Washington Post for calling him a maga asshole rather than just some misguided teen. But to accept an invitation to a maga asshole convention? He had an out, but he is opting in.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

His smirk gave the game away.

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

Cards on the table.

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:50 (three years ago) link

amazing who gets the luxury of just being a dumb kid who doesn’t know what he’s doing

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

frankly I support the richard spencer treatment

Your original display name will be displayed in brackets (Left), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

or maybe bf skinner

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link

or Hellraiser 1

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:56 (three years ago) link

just saw that AJ Delgado (one of Trump's dedicated media surrogates who I think got impregnated by a staffer?) is now pretty staunchly anti-Trump on Twitter. that's one of the most confusing/infuriating things about these assholes, it's not just liberals and CNN who think the president is an idiot, it's literally everyone who ever worked for him

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link

ew, jason miller was the father.

i've never heard of delgado, but her wikipedia entry she seems like one of those bloodsuckers that is only "staunchly anti-trump" now because that seems more personally favorable to her future prospects for power and money

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

because what else is there?

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

if you ever saw her on TV you'd probably remember her, she attended the Jim Jordan school of "just yell over any follow up questions"

idk it's still shocking to me that 43% of this country has a strict devotion to a guy who literally nobody will say anything good about unless its for career purposes. like the sum total of all these books from ex-admins/guys who got arrested for helping him commit crimes is just "yeah he's exactly who you see on the TV, there's nothing else to him" and yet an increasing faction of the GOP is all "he's playing the long game to bust a global pedophile ring which coincidentally includes every celebrity that ever said a bad thing about Trump"

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

Even Jason Miller, I could have sworn that asshole got off the train, but hopped right back on when he was invited.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

a sizable portion of that 43% will go down in flames with him to the very end, no matter what. never admit mistakes! never!!

i knew it would get ugly and anticipated the heightened and more explicit racism, but i never would have guessed that so many of them would also become Qanon people. i mean holy shit, that is a very, very strange turn of events

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

xp and hope hicks. she managed to get out of there...and then she came right back a year later!!! wtf

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

I've said it before but 'opposes Trump but still identifies as a Republican in the year 2020' = 'I will never ever ever trust you or your intentions even a little bit'. Anyone on the left side of the fence who deviates from that position is a sucker and a future mark imho.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

i take a harder line. for me, if you ever supported trump, after, say, august 2015, you're an unredeemable piece of shit and a demonstrably poor judge of character. trump's deal was very, very, VERY clear by august 2015

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

Calling for a boycott of Goodyear (headquartered in Akron Ohio) doesn’t seem like the smartest move to me but I guess that’s why he’s the president.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

xp i cannot even believe such people exist, not even the ones in my family who no longer support trump.

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

xp

i mean, that's why the 2016 GOP primary was so crazy - it was also clear to much of the GOP that trump was a horrible piece of shit! they temporarily tore themselves into pieces, trying to deal with him. then, they got in line

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:23 (three years ago) link

xxxpost Well yeah, but mine is a general formulation I'd apply even to the Never Trumpers. Who, it seems, object to his propensity for saying the quiet part loud more than anything.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link

'We can be racist, but do we have to be so brash about it?'

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

THIN SKINNED MUCH, MISTER PRESIDENT

ffs

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

I will honestly say that I hope that Sandman kid dies in a fucking fire. Him and his family and all those other kids who were with him are scum and deserve nothing but scorn and pain.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

his twitter profile pic is him and Don Jr

rob, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:27 (three years ago) link

i take a harder line. for me, if you ever supported trump, after, say, august 2015, you're an unredeemable piece of shit and a demonstrably poor judge of character. trump's deal was very, very, VERY clear by august 2015

basically where I'm at but it clears out a SIZEABLE chunk of people I grew up with and who babysat me so I don't have much recourse besides silent scorn and lack of trust

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

There's no justification for identifying as or voting for a Republican after 1980.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

Unless you're white and rich, in which case you're simply backing the people who more reliably safeguard your interests.

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:31 (three years ago) link

i mean, i doubt anyone here was sympathetic to the band cackling maga teens

Are you fucking kidding me with this shit!? you were one of the main dudes on the capn save-a-fash squad when this happened!

Dan I., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

xp Hey now, maybe you're just racist and/or hate women, more solid reasons to support the GOP

Nhex, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

I've said it before but 'opposes Trump but still identifies as a Republican in the year 2020' = 'I will never ever ever trust you or your intentions even a little bit'. Anyone on the left side of the fence who deviates from that position is a sucker and a future mark imho.


^amen. Bill Kristol is Still Bill. Same goes for all those ghouls.

Max Boot maaaaybe the only one of these assholes I’m aware of who’s done anything approaching a credible mea culpa

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

Re: the cackling MAGA teens— I wasn't spending a lot of time on here when that happened, but what I can say is that while teenagers test boundaries and do idiotic shit all the time, the use of "they're so young and impressionable and undifferentiated from their horrible parents" excuse is BULLSHIT. those kids knew exactly what they were doing.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:43 (three years ago) link

"yeah he's exactly who you see on the TV, there's nothing else to him"

One of the only MAGA chuds I know irl claims he actually met Trump in some real estate deal, and that the media portrayal of him is nothing like what he is in real life. Yeahhhhh, right...

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link

mea culpa

Maga culpa.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:47 (three years ago) link

Don’t buy GOODYEAR TIRES - They announced a BAN ON MAGA HATS. Get better tires for far less! (This is what the Radical Left Democrats do. Two can play the same game, and we have to start playing it now!).

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 19, 2020

what a brave man

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

we get better tires for less?

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:49 (three years ago) link

Trump should make his own tires. They could be called "So Tired, by Trump." And then after a few minivans inevitably fly off the road maybe he'll lose 5% of his support.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:50 (three years ago) link

I love that: “the media portrayal”

dogg, I’m watching him shit out of his dumb mouth directly into a camera. sometimes there’s no “portrayal”.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link

cmon down to the white house where we get better tires for less

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:51 (three years ago) link

The radical left Democrats are very savvy at boycotting things they don't need, like Goya products and grapes and Sean Hannity.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

Also a major missed opportunity to turn "Radical Left Democrats" into "Radi(c)al Left Democrats"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

Maga fans should stack Goodyear tires, climb inside, and then light them on fire in protest.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:53 (three years ago) link

how do tires ban hats? what a world!

contorted filbert (harbl), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link

Go buy Goodyears but make them write MAGA in white paint on each tire.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:55 (three years ago) link

They should make MAGA tires that say MAGA on the treads so that when you speed through the dirt and mud and across the Democrat state capital lawn you leave a trail of MAGAMAGAMAGA everywhere you go.

They can do this with shoes, too. You're welcome, MAGA

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:58 (three years ago) link

Calling for a boycott of Goodyear (headquartered in Akron Ohio) doesn’t seem like the smartest move to me but I guess that’s why he’s the president.

these people will absolutely choose Trump over their jobs

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

My MAGA tires will also say "Don't Tread on Me."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:02 (three years ago) link

https://vimeo.com/171113255

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link

Who wants to tell him. pic.twitter.com/cMrvwxbpm1

— Kate Bennett (@KateBennett_DC) August 19, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

fire the secret service!

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

He should definitely switch to something cheaper and less reliable.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

Michelin’s out, they refused to award the Mar-A-Lago restaurant any stars.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:18 (three years ago) link

perhaps it's time to recognize tires themselves as the problem?

MAKE TRUMP FRED FLINTSTONE AGAIN

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

Is there even another manufacturer of tires in the United States? It seems like he’s telling people to buy German/french/Italian etc.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:26 (three years ago) link

MAGA CHUDs would lap it up if all Presidential vehicles replaced tires with tank treads.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

warning: 2014 fact found on google, needs citation:


There are only two major American-owned tire manufacturers: Goodyear Tire & Rubber Co. and Cooper Tire & Rubber Co. Each of them has multiple manufacturing plants in the U.S.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:35 (three years ago) link

ban goodyear until they bring back the ugly hats

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:36 (three years ago) link

As the idea of actually looking into this is giving me stupidity fatigue, can someone briefly explain what the fuck 'Goodyear Tires bans MAGA hats' even fucking means?

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBOtUHbK9Ds

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

Like, given the source, he could be mad at a literal tire he believes to be sentient for all I goddamn know.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:41 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVZ0B4iDS8w

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

Goodyear should not be allowed to make tires until the year is good.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:44 (three years ago) link

Trump hallucinates that the right rear of his limo has grown a cartoon mouth and starts talking to him in a bad Edward G. Robinson voice. 'Hey, Donnie, me and the boys have been talking, see, and we think your hats are stupid. We don't cotton to them anymore, see?'

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

isn't it illegal for the President to call for a boycott of an American business

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

I think so, Congress should get right on that.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

It would be awesome if after all of this he was impeached and removed for calling for a tire boycott.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

Looking forward to LeBron's reaction

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link

liar inspires tire ire

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

nice

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

MAGA choir sets fire to tire pyre

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

isn't it illegal for the President to call for a boycott of an American business

― frogbs, Wednesday, August 19, 2020 11:45 AM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I mean that's just where we're at at this point. What is anyone even going to do about it. He'll just do something else equally low-level illegal a day and a half from now.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

Perhaps he will promote a particular brand of pinto beans from the Oval Office.

Oh, wait.

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

Goodyear prospects dire, admits disappointed MAGA-attired tire admirer

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

brat snaps in crap cap flap

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

can someone briefly explain what the fuck 'Goodyear Tires bans MAGA hats' even fucking means?

It's a simple company ban on political attire, not "a ban on maga hats" and he fucking knows it, more riling up the base. But yes, a president proposing a boycott should be illegal. Yet here we are.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

xp I'm reading these in Jimmy Stewart's voice

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

Grounded frequent flyer forced to find fresh tire provider for his lowrider after whiner declares Goodyear undesired.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:10 (three years ago) link

“What I think you ought to do is boycott Apple until such time as they give that security number,’’ Mr. Trump said, admitting it was a spur-of-the-moment thought. “How do you like that? I just thought of it: Boycott Apple.’’

^Feb 2016

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

He was still a private citizen in Feb 2016.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

craziest thing about Laura Loomer is that she is apparently only 27 years old

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

and already irredeemable

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

https://www.mobygames.com/images/covers/l/588268-bc-s-quest-for-tires-dos-front-cover.png

^^^ trump's platform for a second term. at bottom, center: indication that this is an extremely on-topic post.

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

Apple certainly learned their lesson:

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/19/tech/apple-stock-two-trillion-market-value/index.html

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:49 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeMSqUpWMMU

they sure did

Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

craziest thing about Laura Loomer is that she is apparently only 27 years old

― frogbs, Wednesday, August 19, 2020 1:44 PM (twenty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yup, exhibit number #13158994 demonstrating that being a psychotic hatemonger makes you instantly age an extra 15-20 years. I seriously would have guess she was at least 40.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:18 (three years ago) link

If only those qualities would wreak havoc upon more than facial elastin and hairlines.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

Like until a mid-30s Stephen Miller is constantly pulling an oxygen tank behind him it's fairly immaterial.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

i found her cartoon doppelganger

https://i.imgur.com/AWj8YFB.jpg

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link

I didn't know one of those nightmare-fuel "youtubes for kids" got a TV deal

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

gabbneb was chait all along

https://i.imgur.com/fftKuf7.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

at my non-selective university we just said HUR DUR MEN BAD

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

CAME SINGING SONGS OF LOVE

rob, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

lol if you compare trump vs Biden’s campaign webpages:

- Biden has a statement/position for like a billion different issues, it’s pretty thorough, sorta like you’d expect from a campaign’s website...

- trumps site has literally NOTHING about his positions or what he plans to do for a second term. there’s a page of his “accomplishment” which is basically just a list of all the regulations he gutted.

brimstead, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

I mean I’m not surprised, it’s just *sad lol*

brimstead, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

donald trump closed the borders to china in early february, saving literally hundreds of millions of lives

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

BREAKING from me + @BrandyZadrozny:

Facebook cracks down on QAnon, banning 900 groups and pages, 1,500 ads, and restricting over 10,000 Instagram pages, part of new rules against advocating political violence.

Militia movements, anarchist groups also banned.

Story coming.

— Ben Collins (@oneunderscore__) August 19, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

Damn, how will Joan Rivers' killers ever be brought to justice now?

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

lol if you compare trump vs Biden’s campaign webpages:

- Biden has a statement/position for like a billion different issues, it’s pretty thorough, sorta like you’d expect from a campaign’s website...

- trumps site has literally NOTHING about his positions or what he plans to do for a second term. there’s a page of his “accomplishment” which is basically just a list of all the regulations he gutted.

― brimstead, Wednesday, August 19, 2020 12:45 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

FOX NEWS FLASHPublished 6 hours ago
Tammy Bruce: AOC, DNC speakers offering no specifics, only anti-Trump 'platitudes'
'It’s all about that he’s not Donald Trump,' Bruce says

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:56 (three years ago) link

Damn, how will Joan Rivers' killers ever be brought to justice now?

I thought they caught gary ridgway already

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

Trying to imagine the "anarchist groups" on Facebook. They must have banned the John Brown Meme Factory

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 19:59 (three years ago) link

Biden has a statement/position for like a billion different issues

Uh, this does not compute because I keep hearing that he's just hiding in the basement and being Not Trump

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

Also, pretending to be religious, unlike Trump, who took a picture with a bible and put Jerusalem in Israel.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

well I mean it’s all boilerplate lip service , I’m not fucking defending Biden for fucks sake smh

brimstead, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 20:13 (three years ago) link

or yknow whatever

brimstead, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

"BREAKING: USPS will suspend any policy or operational changes until after the 2020 election, Postmaster General DeJoy says. https://t.co/FHVuZrgK2S
— NBC News "

Of course, given the assholes involved, this is truly a "trust but verify" situation, minus the trust.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, August 19, 2020 4:40 AM (yesterday

welp

Internal sources say mail sorting machines are being dismantled at downtown GR post office. Process started yesterday. Order came from Postmaster General DeJoy. @WOODTV pic.twitter.com/tNm9pXjcnU

— Heather Walker (@_HeatherWalker) August 19, 2020

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link

a note that they did stop doing this, but not before it wound up all over twitter

akm, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:06 (three years ago) link

Her note suggests it stopped since she reported it, five hours ago. (Her footage of the dismantled machines onsite was published four hours ago.) The dismantling only starting yesterday is a strong indication that even if it began an hour or so before DeJoy's media release claiming that the process would cease, that it continued after the press release.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:17 (three years ago) link

Pelosi also says she spoke with DeJoy today, and as well as confirming that he had no intention of restoring sorting machines, mailboxes or other infrastructure, that he indicated the part of the release about overtime was a lie.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

shame if he got stuffed into a mailbox

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

Several mailboxes in different cities would be better.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

in envelopes that say "Atari 2600 - E.T. Cartridges"

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

What's grosser than gross, 100 DeJoses in one mailbox or one DeJos in 100 mailboxes.

Trick question, they're both gross.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

This fucking idiot:

Trump, on Qanon: "I don't know much about the movement other than I understand they like me very much, which I appreciate" pic.twitter.com/qrfcCSDbNK

— Brendan Karet 🚮 (@bad_takes) August 19, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

Pretty funny honestly

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:44 (three years ago) link

Are the pink ties a new thing? I know on the apprentice he’d wear em but I thought as president he was doing the blue tie or red tie.

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

I don’t get Trump’s Goodyear tantrum. MAGA is so old hat (cue for golf clap). Isn’t everyone supposed to be boarding the KAG train now?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZcErHHOLgY

(if only it didn’t move so damn fast)

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

It was a signature look for a while but when he became a distinguished statesman he reached for less flashy apparel

treeship., Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link

“I don’t know much about the movement; I understand they like me very much, which I appreciate,” Trump said during a White House press briefing. “I heard these are people that love our country.”

“QAnon believes you are secretly saving the world from this cult of pedophiles and cannibals. Are you behind that?” a reporter pressed.

“Is that supposed to be a bad thing?” Trump responded. “We are actually. We are saving the world.”

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link

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but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link

The Trump Face Covering should be a plastic bag that goes over the head with a zip tie around the neck.

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:17 (three years ago) link

Finally riding the facemask gravy train!

Those pull quotes re:Q miss him musing their real deal is against the protests and Democrats running cities.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:21 (three years ago) link

yeah, i was just about to say that! that's from the washington post. very shitty/sneaky editing job, the way they cut up his response without making clear that they were excerpting certain fragments of it.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

Trump Ass Coverings

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

very shitty/sneaky editing job, the way they cut up his response without making clear that they were excerpting certain fragments of it.

The thing that gets me is that I'd just seen a Q follower screenshot citing those same edited quotes as validation for their cause, very clearly ignoring that Trump has no idea what's going on over there.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:49 (three years ago) link

i mean, i do think that was trump's intended effect - to be vague but to also say something to satisfy his new Q base (normal thing for 2020)

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:51 (three years ago) link

Fun fact! When I interviewed Brian Friedberg about QAnon on Facebook in June, he warned that Facebook absolutely needed to take action on QAnon before Trump endorsed it.

Looks like Facebook made it under the wire by 3 hours and 30 minutes. https://t.co/DgVh9sVJqJ pic.twitter.com/YuuvWXdO14

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) August 19, 2020

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Wednesday, 19 August 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

I’ve been moved by the virtual convention segments, Michelle Obama two nights ago, the states' roll call and AOC last night, and Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton tonight.

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:09 (three years ago) link

fuck you all in advance

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

aww

mookieproof, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link

Dan you pushover

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link

in favor of all strong women who make their voices heard and who stand up for us. Women should lead this country

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:17 (three years ago) link

big day for Laura Loomer too

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:21 (three years ago) link

xp I don't know you at all. you like laura loomer?

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:27 (three years ago) link

Barack Obama's speech is awesome

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link

in favor of all strong women who make their voices heard and who stand up for us. Women should lead this country

but you said Pelosi and Clinton

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link

xo yes Laura Loomer is a strong woman who makes her voice heard and stands up for people

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

xp!

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

that's a troll post

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link

ya think?

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:40 (three years ago) link

oh fuck you Hadrian

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:41 (three years ago) link

i have more in common with an earthworm than hillary clinton and nancy pelosi can you not essentialize women if what you mean is you just like hillary clinton and nancy pelosi, sorry for "troll post"

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:46 (three years ago) link

the straight guys here want to mock women, ok

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:50 (three years ago) link

lol you dimwit

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:51 (three years ago) link

fuck you

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

again

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

Barack Obama's speech is awesome

I agree. Good results are hard and rare in this nation, but he articulated very well how any kind of good results can be achieved without tearing it all down to bare earth and trusting to rebuild something better on the wreckage and ashes.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:53 (three years ago) link

good point xp

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:54 (three years ago) link

Did u call harbl a straight man?

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:54 (three years ago) link

i'm still confused, maybe he meant xpost

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

maybe my post will gain legitimacy when i show him my chromosomes

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:58 (three years ago) link

I don't know any of you and I'm not interested in any of your opinions

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link

new board description

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:00 (three years ago) link

i could say the same but we are all posting our opinions on the internet when we could be just writing them in the notes app

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:01 (three years ago) link

Nothing I enjoy more than contributing to a community of people who I just want to shut up and listen to me contribute.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link

Don't know much about none of you
Don't care much what you say or do
But I do know that i love you
And i know that if you love me too
What a wonderful speech on tv

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:03 (three years ago) link

I don't care what they think
I don't care what they say
What do they know about this post
Anyway

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:05 (three years ago) link

Come to my shitpoooost

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link

lol you dimwit

Otm

I want to change my display name (dan m), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link

i agree with dan s. some women are pretty good.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

Kamala did well! even with a tough act to follow

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:11 (three years ago) link

Obama is the most gifted US political orator since MLK, Jr. You can tell that, in the moment he is speaking his lines, he believes them deeply and sincerely and he feels a great conviction that you, too, should believe in them just as deeply and sincerely. Rhetorically speaking, his speeches are always impeccably formed for his style of delivery. He knows what he wants to do and how to do it, with amazing depth, clarity and skill. You gotta hand it to him. He's a talent.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:29 (three years ago) link

issuing correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the terror group ISIL. you do not, under any circumstances, "gotta hand it to them"

— wint (@dril) February 15, 2017

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:44 (three years ago) link

hahahaha! you found an irrelevant tweet that uses a similar phrase!

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link

xp I agree, which is why I can’t stand to watch his speeches these days.

JoeStork, Thursday, 20 August 2020 03:52 (three years ago) link

It's weird to watch Elizabeth Warren and just be completely won over, "this is it, finally, the person who's REALLY BRINGING IT," and then reflect on the empirical reality that her appeal is laser-focused on some 5% of the population that's a lot like me, and this is it, the 5 minutes of the convention that's directed personally at getting me to vote/campaign/donate, most people are peeing or getting a sandwich right now

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 20 August 2020 04:18 (three years ago) link

In an era when we are used to having our exact tastes catered to by every supermarket brand, restaurant, and cable channel, the kind of coalition politics you're describing should feel familiar at least. It's been going on even longer than cable's been around. The Republicans will do the same, but with scarier branding.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 20 August 2020 04:26 (three years ago) link

Dan, if you came into the thread feeling pre-attacked because some people on the boards hold less idealistic opinions of senior Democrat folks, that's unfortunate. But all the aggression in this exchange has been instigated by you. When you said "fuck you all in advance," a few people teased lightly back as if you were joking about expecting disagreement, but you doubled down. You said you were "in favor of all strong women who make their voices heard," then accused the only woman who made her voice heard of being a man, because you didn't like what she said, and then said that her identity means nothing to you.

Hope you're just feeling emotional from optimism, and maybe a drink or two, tonight. Folks here will engage with your thoughts about the speeches if you actually want to articulate them.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Thursday, 20 August 2020 04:27 (three years ago) link

sic otm

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 04:30 (three years ago) link

cute BLM letters on the toy shelves behind Warren.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Thursday, 20 August 2020 04:31 (three years ago) link

Agree that Obama tonight was awesome. I've also found the parts of the convention moving and inspirational, and it's nice to feel that way.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 05:52 (three years ago) link

Even if I can acknowledge (and agree with) many of the criticisms lobbed at the Democratic Party in this thread, I still want to feel hopeful. Maybe that's naive or sentimental given the state of things, but it's how I get through the day.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 06:01 (three years ago) link

"then accused the only woman who made her voice heard of being a man, because you didn't like what she said, and then said that her identity means nothing to you."

sorry, didn't know this, my comments were rash

I’ve been moved by the virtual convention segments, Michelle Obama two nights ago, the states' roll call and AOC last night, Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi Hillary Clinton tonight

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 06:32 (three years ago) link

haven't seen Kamala's speech yet

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 06:36 (three years ago) link

"170,000 Americans dead. Millions of jobs gone while those at the top take in more than ever. Our worst impulses unleashed, our proud reputation around the world badly diminished, and our democratic institutions threatened like never before.”

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 06:53 (three years ago) link

“But here’s the thing: no single American can fix this country alone. Not even a president. Democracy was never meant to be transactional – you give me your vote; I make everything better. It requires an active and informed citizenry.”

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 06:58 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I honestly can't fathom how anyone gets the warm and fuzzies from listening to these people.

Millions of jobs gone while those at the top take in more than ever.

https://sc.cnbcfm.com/applications/cnbc.com/resources/files/2016/07/14/PRESECON-Inequality_0.JPG

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 07:08 (three years ago) link

followed by completely avoiding politics for 3.5 years until stepping in to kneecap the candidate who promised incredibly mild European social democracy
but Obama'll give you a nice soundbite.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 07:11 (three years ago) link

"followed by completely avoiding politics for 3.5 years until stepping in to kneecap the candidate who promised incredibly mild European social democracy" what?

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 07:23 (three years ago) link

Sanders' policies are extremely moderate in a non-USian context.

The states' roll call was cheesy in a good way, and, I'm inferring, greatly enriched by being forced to be a sequence of remote clips.

(I reckon it could have been even more effective if it played as a complement to some actually fiery speeches or policy declarations. Conversely, the lack of an audience probably exaggerated the bland marketingy approach there.)

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Thursday, 20 August 2020 07:28 (three years ago) link

I liked that the roll call felt like a journey across the states

Dan S, Thursday, 20 August 2020 07:40 (three years ago) link

Which were all stolen!

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 11:16 (three years ago) link

You were moved, Dan?

Were you moved by this footage?
https://youtu.be/WlLqm3eDYMg

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 11:20 (three years ago) link

What about by shots of federal officers shooting people with rubber bullets and siccing attack dogs on them for defending the little land that wasn't stolen from them?

Or the thousands of people deported and sent to die in gang violence in Central America?

Is all that moving?

What about the environmental leaders murdered by a government we backed in a coup thanks to Obama and Hillary?

Is that moving? The aforementioned looting of the lower classes to fill the coffers of the richest?

I'm moved to tears, Dan. I really am.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 11:25 (three years ago) link

Your denialism and blue sky thinking are simply evidence that you don't care to know or understand the depravity and immorality of the US, or are a cheerleader for it. And in my opinion, either are unacceptable.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 11:27 (three years ago) link

The convention is about as moving as a turd being flushed in the background of a Hallmark film

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 11:28 (three years ago) link

The Red Poos

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 11:36 (three years ago) link

Beautiful lies sure are somethin'

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 August 2020 12:45 (three years ago) link

table do you think the US is uniquely unsalvageable as a project or would you agree that all nation states are more or less depraved and amoral?

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 20 August 2020 12:49 (three years ago) link

I had no interest in Harris' speech; the only one I caught was Obama's, not bad as those things go. It took me a couple minutes to figure out why he sounded different to me: he adapted his cadences to one-on-one conversation, not arenas.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 August 2020 12:51 (three years ago) link

Which is yet another thing President Asshole has been unable to do. It's like he's permanently in the cheap seats shouting at the stage when he's the one up there.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 August 2020 12:55 (three years ago) link

El Tomboto, I do consider settler colonial (or conquistador colonial) projects such as the US, Australia, Canada, and Brazil to be uniquely unsalvageable, for a variety of reasons.

Insofar as borders have become methods of social control rather than social welfare, all nation-states are suspect.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:09 (three years ago) link

Which is yet another thing President Asshole has been unable to do. It's like he's permanently in the cheap seats shouting at the stage when he's the one up there.


I dunno he’s able to get an entire arena of (pace David Roth) hooting Dick’s managers to yell “toilets” in unison.

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:12 (three years ago) link

That's because getting them to do the wave would have meant getting up and down.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link

I feel like, whether or not you’re a no borders person/think the US and the nation state are unsalvageable, the obama administration did a lot of really questionable things. Tombot’s post was whataboutism.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:32 (three years ago) link

BREAKING: Steve Bannon has just been indicted by federal prosecutors in Manhattan, @Tom_Winter reports.

— Geoff Bennett (@GeoffRBennett) August 20, 2020

lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link

It’s not like Obama ever offered a serious or robust defense of the drones to the American people, insisting that it was sadly the only way to achieve—whatever—he just kind of did it. Same with the form TARP took, which could have been an important opportunity for the downward distribution of wealth and instead was the opposite. Same with a lot of things.

And if this seems harsh, well, being president is a privilege and you are held to higher standards than average people.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link

huh wonder what for

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

It's illegal to look like cottage cheese left in the sunlight.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

too many shirts xp

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:36 (three years ago) link

My post was an honest attempt to better understand table’s politics. There’s no pass-agg whataboutism to it.

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:38 (three years ago) link

Your denialism and blue sky thinking are simply evidence that you don't care to know or understand the depravity and immorality of the US, or are a cheerleader for it. And in my opinion, either are unacceptable.

― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, August 20, 2020 6:27 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Jesus Christ.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:42 (three years ago) link

i mean, idk. i prefer a lighter touch, but dan's support of "strong women who speak their mind" without further qualification was kind of cringe. women aren't a monolith.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:44 (three years ago) link

also he just assumed everyone here was a straight male instead of what we actually are -- words on a blank screen

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:46 (three years ago) link

so sorry to hear steve bannon once again getting the death penalty

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:46 (three years ago) link

How is the screen blank if it has words on it

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:46 (three years ago) link

haha i remember that incident, would not have guessed that was what he was indicted for

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:47 (three years ago) link

Good point

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link

xp @Treeship: Sure, fine, but fuck the idea that being moved by any part of the convention is "unacceptable," and evidence of naivete at best and complicity at worst.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link

words on a screen
all we are is words on a screen

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link

Lol simom—i forgot about louise mensch

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link

Yeah fair enough jay, there are things i admire about obama, but i found the processions alienating because they seem disconnected from the change i would like to see, speaking here as a word-person

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:50 (three years ago) link

BANNON, through a non-profit organization under his control (“Non-Profit-1”), received over $1 million from We Build the Wall, at least some of which BANNON used to cover hundreds of thousands of dollars in BANNON’s personal expenses.

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:50 (three years ago) link

Lol i wonder what he buys

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link

Who’s going to tell him about the shirts?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link

Dude regularly wears two shirts at the same time. That shit ain’t cheap.

tobo73, Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

this will be a trickier pardon for shithead in that Bannon's victims are all MAGA

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

Orvis has seasonal sales though. I assumed he was buying all his gingham and pockets then.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:52 (three years ago) link

I understand that the Obama administration did some shitty things, as all presidents do. I also have a lot of respect for Obama as a person and the values he expresses and his capacity to inspire. This is not a contradiction.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:53 (three years ago) link

I see we're having the "separating the art and the artist" debate again

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:54 (three years ago) link

Thought exercise: What if MOZART had bailed out the banks?

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:55 (three years ago) link

I think a huge number of the "debates" we have on these threads kinda boil down to what you think "as all presidents do" signifies politically and morally about the US

rob, Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link

if you like your harpsichord, you can keep it!

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:56 (three years ago) link

@Simon H: Ha, maybe! I do think that Obama's politics proved to be insufficient, and we definitely need to move past them.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 13:57 (three years ago) link

Wonder if they’re arresting the others named as well.

... (Eazy), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:00 (three years ago) link

Rob makes a good point

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:01 (three years ago) link

Weird memory: when bannon was fired, i was on my lunch break at this pizza place. A guy was in there i vaguely recognized, hippieish local who wears dashiki type shirts, and his eyes lit up; he ran over to me and showed me the news and then kind of gave a little cheer. “This is a big one,” he said. “It’s like V-day.”

It was so weird. Trump was still president and it’s not like he fired him for some principled reason.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:04 (three years ago) link

I sometimes wonder how this guy reacted when mueller recommended no charges against trump

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:05 (three years ago) link

I think a huge number of the "debates" we have on these threads kinda boil down to what you think "as all presidents do" signifies politically and morally about the US

― rob, Thursday, August 20, 2020 8:56 AM (thirty-nine seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

I think it means that presidents are faced with difficult decisions and various constraints on their actions within existing institutions and power structures. Would it be better if the U.S. had a smaller military-industrial complex? Sure, but I don't blame Obama for not destroying it.

I do think the U.S. political system is fucked in all sorts of ways. I just have a hard time getting upset at politicians working with good intentions within a system that fails them. I do want to elect politicians who grasp the structural problems and have plans to reform them.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:06 (three years ago) link

if you like your harpsichord, you can keep it!

irl lol, thanks!

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link

I don’t think obama agrees with you that the military industrial complex should be smaller

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:08 (three years ago) link

xposts
thanks treesh. Personally, I'm entirely sympathetic to table's moral fury at the US and its history. But since I'm naturally inclined to cynicism and pessimism I never quite know what to do with that feeling, and I'm mildly envious of people who can still find some hope or at least utility in the Democratic party.

For example, I watched John Oliver's bit about juries and race last night and was infuriated by the absolutely transparently deliberate, baked-in, hard-coded racism in the process of jury selection. The prospect of reforming that system seems futile to me, but then doing nothing would also be immoral so...

rob, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

I don’t think you can view Obama’s presidency outside the lens of having been the first black president.

Heez, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:10 (three years ago) link

Why is that in particular futile to reform?

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

El Tomboto, just fwiw, I didn't take your line of questioning as pass-agg or whataboutism. I know that I'm much more left than a lot of people on this board, and that's fine...

As far as my posts to Dan, yes, they were aggressive, but they're also honest questions, despite their rhetorical bent. If one is moved by Obama's rhetoric and the neoliberal pablum of the current DNC platform yet is completely unaffected by images of orphans, people bombed to unrecognizeability, deported families raped and slaughtered in the countries from which they were fleeing....then one is willfully turning a blind eye, or saying that the displacement of violence to an "other" is fine and dandy. But as we've seen, and as I've mentioned, that violence ALWAYS is inverted eventually.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:11 (three years ago) link

Rob, my answer to my pessimism and negativity is to work with my community and neighbors on the ground in the ways that I can. It is local mutual aid and service that is the redeeming quality of many people in the US, and among the only things that gives me hope.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link

as all presidents do

this is the Get Out of Jail Free card of US politics

he also expanded domestic surveillance in a way no president had (because he could)

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

Why is that in particular futile to reform?

― treeship., Thursday, August 20, 2020 10:11 AM (fifty-eight seconds ago)

Mostly because of the complexity of the criminal justice system--you'd need to reform local, state, and federal systems; you'd also need individual actors, from the cops to judges, with a great deal of agency to reform their work practices--and the power asymmetries at work: the prosecutorial side has a vested interest in maintaining the status quo. See also police and carceral reform; the despair comes from yet again confronting how the crim justice system was and is designed to oppress people along racial lines.

rob, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

"Smaller" Military Industrial Complex 2024

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

Eh, I think Obama’s main goal was to change the views of Americans who see black politicians as radicals that want to destroy America.

Heez, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:19 (three years ago) link

Rob, my answer to my pessimism and negativity is to work with my community and neighbors on the ground in the ways that I can. It is local mutual aid and service that is the redeeming quality of many people in the US, and among the only things that gives me hope.

― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, August 20, 2020 10:14 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I do need to spend some time thinking about how I could contribute in realizable ways, unfortunately this hell summer is coinciding with my comprehensive exams for my phd so I am literally required to be inside reading all day until later Sept...which I should probably be doing right now lol

rob, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:20 (three years ago) link

legit lol @ harbl, thanks

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

given how many pics of trump I've now seen in my life, it's surprising how haunting they can still be

rob, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

I guess I am less interested in debating the fundamental moral character of the U.S. There are both good and bad strains in the country's history. I mean, what's the point of saying the U.S. is "depraved and immoral"? Who does it serve? I think modern nation-states are too complex to be reduced to such dismissive labels.

That doesn't mean ignoring the actual bad stuff, like the way that the country's nonwhite population has been mistreated and structurally disadvantaged for centuries. But if all presidents and other political leaders are seen as fundamentally immoral because they work within an unjust system, I don't know how we do the work of fixing it.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:22 (three years ago) link

isn't that the *only* way to fix it? To beging holding the individuals inside these systems personally responsible for their complicity?

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:24 (three years ago) link

Those who have engaged in egregious behavior, yes.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link

Ok but what is egregious in a system where immorality has been normalized? It seems to me that this view only excuses "standard" bad behavior.

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link

w/r/t Obama, the drone murder of children is not broadly considered sufficiently egregious to warrant condemnation.

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link

I understand that the Obama administration did some shitty things, as all presidents do. I also have a lot of respect for Obama as a person and the values he expresses and his capacity to inspire. This is not a contradiction.

― jaymc, Thursday, August 20, 2020 9:53 AM (thirty-three minutes ago)

On that note, it's interesting (I mean that genuinely!) that here you assign shittiness to the administration and not directly to Obama, but then it is Obama the individual you respect. How do you determine when individual politicians have done something egregious? Assuming you don't think Obama did, why not?

rob, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

I consider perpetuating TWOT while claiming you're against "stupid wars" to be egregious. Ditto with safeguarding the interests of The 1% at the expense of all others.

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/dZPGriK7RV

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) August 20, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link

Ok but what is egregious in a system where immorality has been normalized? It seems to me that this view only excuses "standard" bad behavior.

― syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, August 20, 2020 9:29 AM (nine seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Well, I guess a good example would be campaign finance. I don't think that politicians who accept contributions from corporate donors are "immoral": They're working within the system and tell themselves that the money is helping them get elected so that they can do good work. The problem is that it warps their priorities and reinforces a system that favors wealthy, well-connected candidates. So I would strongly prefer electing candidates who do not accept corporate contributions, and I would favor laws that limit the influence of corporate money. But I don't think the ones who do are depraved figures who should be universally disdained.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:40 (three years ago) link

Thought exercise: What if MOZART had bailed out the banks?

Mozart was from Austria. You know who else was from Austria?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

That's right, Falco.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

Er war Superstar

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

xxp I can understand this if those same politicians are acting earnestly and volubly to reform campaign finance laws. If they are not banging the drum about it while making this comopromise they seem to me fundamentally immoral.

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:44 (three years ago) link

war mar superstar?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

Unless they think its ok. Like obama had made his peace with most aspects of our system and wanted to be an effective administrator as well as a kind of moral leader, preaching this optimistic, inclusive vision of america that is still honestly pretty moving to me. (Remember—when he was elected, it was a sign of hope that the country was starting to shake off its prejudices, and greater equality would not be far behind. That didn’t really happen.)

But anyway, seriously challenging something like the way we do elections—not just incremental improvements—wasn’t really his thing. He didn’t think we needed to redistribute power. In a true sense, not the more narrow american sense, he was a conservative.

And in that I don’t think he was immoral—just wrong.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link

I actually don’t agree that he took special care to not seem radical because he was black. I mean, maybe, but he also just wasn’t a radical.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link

On that note, it's interesting (I mean that genuinely!) that here you assign shittiness to the administration and not directly to Obama, but then it is Obama the individual you respect. How do you determine when individual politicians have done something egregious? Assuming you don't think Obama did, why not?

― rob, Thursday, August 20, 2020 9:31 AM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I refer to the administration because none of Obama's decisions as president were made in a vacuum. They involved teams of people and all sorts of practical considerations that inevitably led to negotiations and compromise. Obviously, as president, he bears more responsibility than anyone else. But because I respect him as a person, I trust that he always wanted to do the right thing, even if it led to bad consequences. To be honest, I trust most of the people in his administration, too. But sometimes people's options are constrained, and they make bad decisions.

The Trump administration, on the other hand, has clearly shown flagrant disregard for the law and for the good of the American people. It's not difficult to say that their behavior is egregious and often immoral.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

Like obama had made his peace with most aspects of our system and wanted to be an effective administrator as well as a kind of moral leader, preaching this optimistic, inclusive vision of america that is still honestly pretty moving to me. (Remember—when he was elected, it was a sign of hope that the country was starting to shake off its prejudices, and greater equality would not be far behind. That didn’t really happen.)

But anyway, seriously challenging something like the way we do elections—not just incremental improvements—wasn’t really his thing. He didn’t think we needed to redistribute power. In a true sense, not the more narrow american sense, he was a conservative.

And in that I don’t think he was immoral—just wrong.

― treeship., Thursday, August 20, 2020 9:55 AM (five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

OTM

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:01 (three years ago) link

Jaymc, I also am tired of this debate, because it is glaringly apparent to me that people such as yourself will continue to dismiss people who want change as not understanding the complexities of a system of governance that was never meant to serve them, and in fact, actively seems to hurt them!

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:02 (three years ago) link

Being told that one is naive and that one's moral outrage at obvious injustice is not productive is a method of stifling attempts at change and upholds the status quo, afaic, and I think it's a shit outlook

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

Tbf to jay, wholesale revolution is a hard sell and often goes sideways. (Even micro experiments, like CHOP). It’s up to leftists to make the case that changing the unequal distribution of wealth and power in our country won’t disrupt its stability—and in fact would strengthen it.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

I thought bernie was really good at this and his program would have been a great start at building a more democratic culture. It still bums me out he didn’t get through.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:06 (three years ago) link

THE POSTAL SERVICE CAPTURED BANNON AT SEA https://t.co/QSrTlNJfhi

— southpaw (@nycsouthpaw) August 20, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:07 (three years ago) link

Why the postal service? I didn’t know they could arrest you

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:08 (three years ago) link

Mail fraud, maybe?

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:09 (three years ago) link

In a bizarre twist, the U.S. Postal Inspection Service, the law enforcement arm of the U.S. Postal Service, played a key role in helping New York prosecutors investigate Trump’s former top adviser.

Strauss even gave the division, also known as the Postal Inspectors or USPIS, a special shoutout in her statement. “We thank the USPIS for their partnership in investigating this case,” she said.

The involvement of the postal service in bringing charges against a former close Trump adviser comes with jaw-dropping irony: Critics have recently accused the Trump administration of attempting to undermine the mail carrier in an attempt to fracture the legitimacy of the 2020 presidential election.

Inspector-in-Charge of the Postal Inspectors, Philip Bartlett, said in a statement that the indictments should warn “other fraudsters” that no one is above the law — including a “millionaire political strategist” like Bannon.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

Steve Bannon was taken into custody by the U.S. Postal Service. The writers this season have done an exceptional job.

— Taegan Goddard (@politicalwire) August 20, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:10 (three years ago) link

beg to differ

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:11 (three years ago) link

Super weird. This is the first i’ve heard of someone being arrested by the post office.

treeship., Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link

lol

I guess Trump should have had the Postmaster General dismantle the USPIS instead of mail processing machines

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link

Jaymc, I also am tired of this debate, because it is glaringly apparent to me that people such as yourself will continue to dismiss people who want change as not understanding the complexities of a system of governance that was never meant to serve them, and in fact, actively seems to hurt them!

― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, August 20, 2020 10:02 AM (two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

And you'll continue to dismiss people who are inspired by others trying to make the country a better place as being willfully blind to the country's fundamental immorality! At the end of the day, we both want change. I want to reform the system by electing people to enact structural changes (and to serve the public as best they can within the system's limitations). What do you want, and how do you propose attaining it?

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:13 (three years ago) link

For better or worse, you foment legit change by persuading a sufficient number of people that your notion of change is worth shrugging off the status quo. The less able you are to persuade people who already mostly agree with you that yours is the best path to travel, the less likely you are to succeed.

Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link

Super weird. This is the first i’ve heard of someone being arrested by the post office.

many federal agencies have their own law enforcement divisions, some big, some small. EPA, for example, has civil enforcement officers (think fines and penalties for not following environmental laws, administratively) and criminal enforcement offers (think of an evil guy in all-leather dumping toxic chemicals onto a playground while cracking up like the joker) - the latter carry guns and are sometimes involved with arrests.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:29 (three years ago) link

looking forward to trump complaining about extralegal police forces and their legitimacy

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:30 (three years ago) link

heh, yeah. speaking of - i know this is dumb, but has he recently even tried to give an innocent-sounding reason for his refusal to hand over his tax returns? during the campaign, his excuse was something like that he was being audited and wouldn't release the records until after then, because they were too confusing, or something. is that still what he's going with? maybe no one even bothers asking him why he's trying to conceal them these days

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link

think of an evil guy in all-leather dumping toxic chemicals onto a playground while cracking up like the joker

Andrew Wheeler?

rob, Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

if you read doj press releases you will find a ton of postal inspector cases as many things can be wrapped into "mail fraud"

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:33 (three years ago) link

xp naw, unfortunately andrew wheeler understands that to be truly evil you need to stay invisible. scott pruitt, on the other hand - that dude needs to be fucking arrested for real

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link

Trump doesn't even bother pretending to answer questions he doesn't have answers to and our press corp refuses to push back, presumably because they're too chickenshit.

https://www.cnn.com/2020/08/08/politics/trump-veterans-choice-paula-reid/index.html

"Why do you keep saying that you passed Veterans Choice?" CBS News White House correspondent Paula Reid asked Trump at the Saturday news conference, during which Trump announced executive actions on coronavirus relief.
As Trump tried to call on another reporter instead, Reid continued, "You said that you passed Veterans Choice. It was passed in 2014...it was a false statement, sir."
Trump paused, then responded: "OK. Thank you very much, everybody." He then walked away as the song "YMCA" played.
Trump had either never or almost never been challenged on the Veterans Choice claim before Reid did so.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 August 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link

POTUS just now, via pooler @shearm: “I feel very badly. I haven't been dealing with him for a very long period of time. 

Haven't been dealing with him at all. 

Don't know anything about the project at all.

It's a very sad thing by mr. Bannon.”

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) August 20, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link

he didn't wish him the best? hmmm.

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link

Trump: Don't know anything about the project at all.

Narrator: He knew about the project.

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

calling "the project" seems in itself kind of odd and damning

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link

in today's "the children will lead us" segment:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/08/19/us/politics/aaron-coleman-kansas.html

Kansas Democrat, 19, Who Admitted to Revenge Porn, Ekes Out Primary Win
Aaron Coleman defeated a seven-term incumbent for a state House seat by 14 votes, alarming Democrats who worry he will hurt other candidates in the general election.

Democrats had been making inroads in Kansas, a state long dominated by Republicans, and hoped to capture enough seats in the Legislature to break the Republicans’ super majority. Mr. Coleman is not facing a Republican opponent but Democratic leaders, including Gov. Laura Kelly, have said they are supporting Mr. Frownfelter, who announced on Tuesday that he would run as a write-in candidate in the general election against Mr. Coleman.

“Aaron Coleman is not fit to serve in the Legislature,” said Lauren Fitzgerald, a spokeswoman for Ms. Kelly.

Tom Sawyer, the Democratic House minority leader, said he did not believe most voters in the 37th district, in Wyandotte County, knew about Mr. Coleman’s past. The party plans to campaign hard on behalf of Mr. Frownfelter, he said.

“I hope he can pull it out so I don’t have to deal with this kid,” Mr. Sawyer said.

Mr. Coleman, who has apologized for the way he treated the women, said the party should accept the will of primary voters, who supported his platform of a single-payer health care system, fighting climate change and legalizing cannabis.

“We need and we deserve someone who will stand up for those policies and I’m the only one in the race who will do it, and that’s why I’m the only one on the ballot,” he said in an interview. “When you pay so little attention to your district that you lose to a 19-year-old with no political connections, it probably means you should retire.”

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:31 (three years ago) link

https://www.wsj.com/articles/biden-united-the-democratsits-not-likely-to-last-11597847147

Former Delaware Sen. Ted Kaufman, a Biden confidant who succeeded him in the Senate, predicted during a Wall Street Journal Newsmakers Live interview Tuesday that a large increase in federal spending would be difficult to achieve in 2021.

“When we get in, the pantry is going to be bare,” said Mr. Kaufman, who is leading Mr. Biden’s transition team. “When you see what Trump’s done to the deficit…forget about Covid-19, all the deficits that he built with the incredible tax cuts. So we’re going to be limited.”

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

ah, the VISION

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

Ugh, Pelosi just endorsed Joe Kennedy:
https://www.bostonglobe.com/2020/08/20/metro/house-speaker-nancy-pelosi-endorses-joe-kennedy-race-against-ed-markey/

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link

strong women are making their voices heard

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

a truly remarkable asshole

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:53 (three years ago) link

all the deficits that he built with the incredible tax cuts. So we’re going to be limited.

If only there was such a thing as an opposite of a tax cut.

brownie, Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

The 2022 red tsunami’s gonna be brutal

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link

But five years later, has the presumptive lawmaker fully left that abusive boy behind? It certainly appears not. Coleman told one Republican during the campaign that he’d “laugh and giggle when you get COVID and die.” And when his primary opponent, state Rep. Stan Frownfelter, took note on social media of Coleman’s past abuse of girls — supporting the women while disavowing any involvement in telling their stories — Frownfelter says Coleman threatened to retaliate with unspecified allegations against him. None ever came.

sounds like he'd fit right in on ILE!

Joey Corona (Euler), Thursday, 20 August 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

“Primarying a Sitting Democrat is Bad”

-N Pelosi

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

The 2022 red tsunami’s gonna be brutal


Democrats will wax nostalgic for the reasonable Tea Partiers of yore

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

more like a Q-nami I expect

rob, Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

I’ll never forgive Pelosi for the way she threw Katie Hill under the bus. Now her district went back to a Republican, you fucking idiot

beamish13, Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

wtf Pelosi

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

idg how anyone is surprised by this turn.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link

I’m not surprised, I’m annoyed

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:08 (three years ago) link

Same.

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:11 (three years ago) link

I don't see what she gets out of it. If it was a House seat and she was afraid of getting sideswiped like she did when the various Squad members were elected, that would be one thing - fighting the last war, sure, but seeming to be on the side of young up-and-comers rather than hidebound old fucks. But a) Markey seems like a better than decent senator and b) Kennedy seems like an empty-headed shitbag and c) it's the Senate and none of her goddamn business. I don't see the logic of this move at all, and I'm much more on her side most of the time than other people here.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:14 (three years ago) link

I'm not sure this nonsense will make a difference in the polls (within the margin of error, no?).

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

Kaufman quote upthread is seriously depressing--why are Dems so committed to failure?

rob, Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:21 (three years ago) link

I would say the number of senators who border on decent can be counted on one hand with fingers left over, and Markey would be one of them.

but hey why not throw your support behind this incredibly damp child of privilege who is bizarrely out of step with not only his age cohort, but the people who have to vote for his party

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link

what'd i miss today? Ben Gibbard arrested Steve Bannon?

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

Nancy Pelosi canceled Ed Markey.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

So I would strongly prefer electing candidates who do not accept corporate contributions, and I would favor laws that limit the influence of corporate money. But I don't think the ones who do are depraved figures who should be universally disdained.

https://blog.timesunion.com/movies/files/2015/01/wooderson.jpg

Be a lot cooler if they were.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

(Campaigning on election reform to remove donor influence altogether and have accessible, publicly funded elections seems like it should be an easy sell to an electorate. Democrats currently taking corporate contributions can be excused as avoiding disadvantage within the current system; not endorsing or advocating for a more representative system is a deep moral failing for a politician.)

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Thursday, 20 August 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link

I dunno, I'm realizing that a lot of this just comes down to attitudinal differences. As someone who supports lots of progressive policies and candidates, I believe that many national Democrats are out of touch and ill-equipped to tackle the central issues that face the country, but I'm uncomfortable with calling them "immoral."

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link

For better or worse, you foment legit change by persuading a sufficient number of people that your notion of change is worth shrugging off the status quo. The less able you are to persuade people who already mostly agree with you that yours is the best path to travel, the less likely you are to succeed.

― Ask yoreself: are you're standards too high? (Old Lunch), Thursday, August 20, 2020 8:26 AM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

When the terms of the debate are set by the status quo, the table is already stacked-- it is, in fact, the table.

And jaymc, what I want is impossible, and I know that. Which is why I do work in my community, because that's the only change that will actually happen and mean anything.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link

NBC's @GeoffRBennett: "Respectfully, sir, it's not just Steve Bannon, it's Roger Stone, it's Michael Flynn, it's Rick Gates, Paul Manafort, Michael Cohen. What's it say about your judgment—"

Trump: "Well, I have no idea."

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 20, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

A specific moral failing, rather than bone-deep immoral.

Super weird. This is the first i’ve heard of someone being arrested by the post office.

if you read doj press releases you will find a ton of postal inspector cases as many things can be wrapped into "mail fraud"

As well as the relevance of mail fraud, and the delightful irony of the post office carrying out electoral justice this week, any likelihood this was a tactical move to keep Bill Barr from having any oversight over the indictment?

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:20 (three years ago) link

I'm uncomfortable with calling them "immoral."

I congratulate you. Claims to superior morality are SOP political rhetoric, but they are rarely evaluated with such respect for exactitude.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

BREAKING: HHS which recently stopped CDC from showing COVID hospital data couldn’t deliver the data themselves.

CDC will now take over again news reports confirm.

— Andy Slavitt @ 🏡 (@ASlavitt) August 20, 2020

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:24 (three years ago) link

Meanwhile, a revenant speaks

Fox News co-host Kennedy calls on Trump to release tax returns: "Stop dragging this out"https://t.co/jor1fs64Xd pic.twitter.com/94qvov2PSC

— The Hill (@thehill) August 20, 2020

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

Where does John Norris stand on Bannon’s arrest? (Kurt Loder died, didn’t he?)

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

Well then...

A Pelosi aide tells @MKhan47 she was concerned by Markey attacks "...on Joe, his family, his supporters and the Kennedy family policy legacy."

Specifically his: "With all due respect, it's time to start asking what your country can do for you," line in a recent ad

— Johnny Verhovek (@JTHVerhovek) August 20, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link

She’s mad about the only good political ad since 1964.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link

Katie

I'm not sure this nonsense will make a difference in the polls (within the margin of error, no?).


Which is exactly why it’s so stupid

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

🐦[Well then...

A Pelosi aide tells @MKhan47🕸 she was concerned by Markey attacks "...on Joe, his family, his supporters and the Kennedy family policy legacy."

Specifically his: "With all due respect, it’s time to start asking what your country can do for you," line in a recent ad
— Johnny Verhovek (@JTHVerhovek) August 20, 2020🕸]🐦


God I wish her primary opponent wasn't problematic, I'd be shoveling money to him right now.

Boring, Maryland, Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

Kurt Loder died, didn’t he?

Still here, and his longtime partner is a friend of mine from many years back.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:38 (three years ago) link

God I wish her primary opponent wasn't problematic, I'd be shoveling money to him right now.

Not primary, full election (primary was in March, top two vote getters, thus no GOP type on the ballot, but yes, Shahid has turned out to be a horrible fuckup).

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

Ignore “Katie” lol zing

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

100xposts sic that's an interesting question. i don't know enough. there could be a strategic choice in which agency investigates something but the DOJ is still responsible for indicting and prosecuting it so i don't think it would avoid barr. my exposure to the federal criminal system is somewhat limited.

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

the pelosi endorsement of kennedy seems like something that a) won’t make much of a difference in a primary fought on the terrain of local and state politics and b) needlessly antagonizes a significant faction of the democracy party

bad move, imo

— b-boy bouiebaisse (@jbouie) August 20, 2020

jaymc, Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:44 (three years ago) link

And OF COURSE something about the Kansas House race set off the fucking Greenwald-signal (where's Taibbi on this?):

“Bad middle school bullying.” Five years ago he blackmailed a 13 year old classmate of whom he had nude photos. When she refused to send him more, he published the photos on the internet. Fuck your boys will be boys bullshit. This is entitlement and retaliation, plain and simple. https://t.co/HacTTpLdkR

— feminist next door (@emrazz) August 20, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

"the Kennedy family policy legacy"

i guess Biden will be doing Bay of Pigs II

brooklyn suicide cult (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 20 August 2020 18:58 (three years ago) link

Kurt Loder is in his bunker masturbating to pictures of Ron Paul alongside Krist Novoselic

beamish13, Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

Kennedy must still be suffering from residual effects of that head injury she got via a golf cart accident at Woodstock ‘94

beamish13, Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

I think it’s entirely possible for someone who did a terrible thing at 14 to redeem themself but let’s sideline this little shit for another 15 years and see if he has.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

Like with the Sandmann, he showed who he is, tell him to keep washing dishes for twenty years

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link

that's the first sensible thing MTV/FOX Kennedy has said in 30 years

akm, Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

Apparently Curt Schilling is rumored to be arrested shortly as well for the Bannon thing.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link

tight

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:38 (three years ago) link

omg let it be true

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link

Could just be wishcasting, but that would be damn funny.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:41 (three years ago) link

His apparently hyperactive MAGA Twitter feed stopped posting anything right around the time news of the indictments hit, so at the least I'm sure he's been having a nice friendly chat with some lawyers.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link

perpwalk porn give it to me

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

If Schilling is arrested I will laugh my ass off

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

To think he used to be hometown hero. What an asshole.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:47 (three years ago) link

get the mypillowguy next

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

his bloody sock also taken into custody

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

Hunter Biden pulling out his special rock in anticipation of tonight’s speech.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

God I would love to see Schilling put in jail, he fleeced the state for so much money with his video game misadventures

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:55 (three years ago) link

Erik Prince and David Clarke on the board too. Keep your fingers crossed.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 19:57 (three years ago) link

Are these guys already out on bail and streaming on twitch?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:04 (three years ago) link

People are sleeping on what effect HBCUs in general can have on the election in the South. People forget that the HBCU students in NC delivered Obama that state in 2008 #DCWatch https://t.co/MD4oR06tvR

— love mercy do justice (@c_fpeterson) August 20, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

Having searched 'HCBU' it's an acronym for 'Historically Black Colleges and Universities'. I learn new things all the time.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

Yeah, I don't know - when Harris was a candidate there was a lot of talk about how her sorority sisters were going to be an army working on her behalf.

In other news:

Pres Trump delivering a dark, ominous speech in PA says: "They want to cancel you, totally cancel you. Take your job. Turn your family against you for speaking your mind, while they indoctrinate your children with twisted, twisted world views that nobody ever thought possible."

— Yamiche Alcindor (@Yamiche) August 20, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:50 (three years ago) link

“Don't know anything about the project at all” would make for a good thread title for next (or any) month.

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

It's ANTIFA's fault your grandchildren blocked you on Facebook

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 20 August 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

He's been getting an earful at the country club.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 20 August 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link

“Sad to see that you're suffering
Work hard at being a something”

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Thursday, 20 August 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link

Clyburn was on the radio here last night grousing about how progressives complained that Harris wasn't progressive enough and his push back was "she was in a black sorority" which made me roll my eyes but maybe there was more to it than it sounded, if they and HBCUs can really be an effective GotV force.

akm, Thursday, 20 August 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

as always, it's safe to assume projection with every trump speech

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 20 August 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

DeJoy has now ordered USPS employees to obstruct journalists, and to distrust any customers.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/k7qypz/usps-warns-employees-not-to-speak-to-press

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Thursday, 20 August 2020 22:35 (three years ago) link

A real team player

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 20 August 2020 22:38 (three years ago) link

I had friends drive to New Jersey a couple of weeks ago, and they said all across PA they saw nothing but elaborate Trump signs. And I had another friend drive to California who saw a lot of the same. And I say fuck all those Trump assholes, because they've lost already. Fuck them all forever.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:20 (three years ago) link

breastcrawl -- I appreciate the deep cut there.

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link

Curt’s sole tweet after it all went down is...curt.

https://t.co/jkjgTniqOG

— Curt Schilling (@gehrig38) August 20, 2020

Ned Raggett, Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:44 (three years ago) link

fuckin human skin tag

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 20 August 2020 23:54 (three years ago) link

"Spoke to a postal worker today who explained why medication is the 1st thing people noticed was missing. They said when DeJoy ordered shifts to end even if all mail wasn't delivered, carriers were told to prioritize Amazon packages, then Priority mail, then everything else.

"Maintaining the Amazon contract was 1st priority. Then higher priced postage. But drugs are always shipped cheap b/c they know a month in advance when it has to get there. No need for 2nd day or anything like that. So meds are always among mail leftover at the end of the day.

"'Amazon is paying us money. So we're only delivering Amazon. And then if you have time, Priority. If Priority is good, then you do Parcel Select, or Standard Class packages...They always send drugs using the cheapest method, especially the Veteran's office.'

"Removing mail sorting machines means packages are showing up later and later, but trucks are required to leave at 9:30 am sharp. This late mail is intentionally not scanned, I'm told, so people w/ USPS Informed Delivery won't get notified and expect to see mail that isn't coming.

"Basically, USPS Informed Delivery, the tracking service, is totally unreliable at this point. Packages are piling up inside post offices and supervisors would rather people think their mail is stuck at a processing center than just sitting in a bin in a back room somewhere.

"The worker insisted we can't reverse the damage before Nov 3. They said there are too many routes open now & noted the election is in 75 days. New full-time workers undergo a 90-day probationary period w/ limited responsibilities. They're not even supposed to empty blue boxes."

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 21 August 2020 00:19 (three years ago) link

I read this and I feel like fuck, what if morally deformed young men with no life off the Internet have an unbeatable political advantage of having nothing else to do but shitpost their way into influence and office.

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/7kpqez/a-19-year-old-who-blackmailed-a-girl-for-nudes-just-won-a-democratic-primary-in-kansas

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 21 August 2020 00:21 (three years ago) link

bleak

treeship., Friday, 21 August 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link

i'd be interested to know how many people voted in this primary and how many knew about the conduct? if he was 35 or whatever maybe middle school conduct can be apologized for, etc. but this all happened 5 years ago seemingly.

and he has been posting death threats online as recently as a few weeks ago...

treeship., Friday, 21 August 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link

many hours op xps, but...

https://i.redd.it/ueefr69y1h651.jpg

MonoLiz

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 21 August 2020 06:05 (three years ago) link

Dejoy talking to Senate now over zoom. Sen. Hassan finally asking him about the letter he sent telling people not to reconnect machines. He's denying he did this.

akm, Friday, 21 August 2020 14:14 (three years ago) link

now she's talking about his directions to keep employees from talking to the press. dunno if this is going to go anywhere, this guy just says 'yeah whatever' to everything and I don't believe for one second he's going to deliver his plans back to congress in a week.

akm, Friday, 21 August 2020 14:16 (three years ago) link

this is how it's gonna be so long as there's absolutely zero consequences for lying to Congress

frogbs, Friday, 21 August 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

A government without accountability: us politics

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 August 2020 14:28 (three years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 August 2020 14:35 (three years ago) link

For what brief excerpt of his zoom cross-examination I could stand to watch (Mitt was kissing his butt), DeJoy was blinking like he was having a seizure.

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Friday, 21 August 2020 15:00 (three years ago) link

I've watched way too much of this. A lot of promises that they'll have no problem delivering all the ballots. Wish more people would hold him to speak regarding Trump's thoughts on that.

dan selzer, Friday, 21 August 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link

just saw a republican strategist on cnn say that the democratic convention was about platitudes (fair enough) and the GOP would be "about policy" (lmao for eternity)

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 21 August 2020 17:26 (three years ago) link

Can’t wait to know what that smug teen from Kentucky has to say about policy

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 21 August 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link

Doesn't need to even open his mouth.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 August 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

New: Federal judge denies Trump’s request to put ruling over subpoena for president’s financial records on hold to allow time to appeal.
“Court is not persuaded that appellate review would be successful..This argument cannot suffice to show irreparable harm,” Judge Marrero wrote

— Jim Sciutto (@jimsciutto) August 21, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 August 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

Related by Asshole only:

JUST IN: VT Republican Gov. Phill Scott announces "I won't be voting for President Trump"

— Ana Cabrera (@AnaCabrera) August 21, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 August 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

smug teen: "Drill, baby, drill!"

gun couple: "More tax cuts for job creators!"

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 21 August 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

All of these rogue's gallery of right-wing freaks and nitwits should just stand on stage in their iconic poses, turning every few seconds like a professional weight lifter.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 August 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

xpost to Josh, real life lolz at the image of him just standing up at the podium giving the smug smile for 5 minutes.

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 21 August 2020 17:48 (three years ago) link

that would be amazing.

irl i'm sure he's been asked to present his story of cancel culture and how his life was ruined by the radical left

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 August 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link

I'll say this once and then keep my mouth shut on the topic.

A lot of people today are commenting on how the DNC and Biden's speech exceeded the very low expectations, and that is basically true.

There is a non-zero chance that the same scenario will hold for the RNC as well.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 21 August 2020 17:58 (three years ago) link

irl i'm sure he's been asked to present his story of cancel culture

Definitely. That "cancel culture" and censorious "woke people" are bad is the only thing the GOP has left that separates them from the Democrats and that more than 50% of the country agrees with.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 21 August 2020 18:04 (three years ago) link

jeeeez, this story.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/immigration/trump-cabinet-officials-voted-2018-white-house-meeting-separate-migrant-n1237416


WASHINGTON — In early May 2018, after weeks of phone calls and private meetings, 11 of the president's most senior advisers were called to the White House Situation Room, where they were asked, by a show-of-hands vote, to decide the fate of thousands of migrant parents and their children, according to two officials who were there.

President Donald Trump's senior adviser Stephen Miller led the meeting, and, according to the two officials, he was angry at what he saw as defiance by Homeland Security Secretary Kirstjen Nielsen.

...At the meeting, Miller accused anyone opposing zero tolerance of being a lawbreaker and un-American, according to the two officials present.

"If we don't enforce this, it is the end of our country as we know it," Miller said, according to the two officials. It was not unusual for Miller to make claims like that, but this time he was adamant that the policy move forward, regardless of arguments about resources and logistics.

No one in the meeting made the case that separating families would be inhumane or immoral, the officials said. Any moral argument about immigration "fell on deaf ears" inside the White House, one of the officials said.

"Miller was tired of hearing about logistical problems," one of the officials said. "It was just 'Let's move forward and staff will figure this out.'"

Frustrated, Miller accused Nielsen of stalling and demanded a show of hands. Who was in favor of moving forward? he asked.

A sea of hands went up. Nielsen kept hers down. It was clear she had been outvoted, according to the officials.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 August 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link

democracy in action

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 21 August 2020 18:06 (three years ago) link

She's running...

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 21 August 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

Biden's speech exceeded the very low expectations, and that is basically true. There is a non-zero chance that the same scenario will hold for the RNC as well.

The USA has a very deep pool of talent for producing effective media spectacles and most of them are for hire at the right price. Both the DNC and RNC are capable of grasping this and they attempt to hire talented gunslingers to conduct their conventions. Also, the only genuine talent Donald Trump has ever demonstrated is a talent for communicating to and connecting with his chosen audience. We are not that audience, but that won't matter to them.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Friday, 21 August 2020 18:11 (three years ago) link

RNC should have a night dedicated to "Mothers of the Cancelled"

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 21 August 2020 18:16 (three years ago) link

They should do an Oscars style memorial video

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 21 August 2020 18:41 (three years ago) link

RNC should have a night dedicated to "Mothers of the Cancelled"

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes),

the most haunting U2 deep cut

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 21 August 2020 18:45 (three years ago) link

Feels certain that something will happen at the RNC that elicits some "the day Trump became president" type punditry, but I wouldn't put money on it being his own speech

Lavator Shemmelpennick, Friday, 21 August 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

xpost to Josh, real life lolz at the image of him just standing up at the podium giving the smug smile for 5 minutes

this is what I was picturing too

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 21 August 2020 18:57 (three years ago) link

xpost Maybe someone will take a shot at him? That's occasionally presidential.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 August 2020 19:00 (three years ago) link

THere are still press loyal to him so its almost inevitable somebody will come out with it. But are they going to be looking for circulation once the t reich has been thwarted

Stevolende, Friday, 21 August 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

aiui the Boy Who Smirked is more an emblem of victimization at the hands of the sick Fake News Media than leftist antifa cancel culture, though maybe that’s not a distinction with making

rob, Friday, 21 August 2020 19:26 (three years ago) link


The USA has a very deep pool of talent for producing effective media spectacles and most of them are for hire at the right price. Both the DNC and RNC are capable of grasping this and they attempt to hire talented gunslingers to conduct their conventions.


Amazing fact: apparently the DNC convention was helmed from (Emmy winner) Glenn Weiss's living room in Brentwood. He had pants on but no shoes. pic.twitter.com/urM6y1Zxk3

— John Brownlow (@JohnBrownlow) August 21, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 21 August 2020 20:46 (three years ago) link

RNC should hire Pixar to animate their convention, stat. Or, you know, whoever produced "Veggie Tales."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 21 August 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

Someone with more of a masochist streak can watch Greenwald interview the revenge porn kid

https://theintercept.com/2020/08/21/aaron-coleman-the-19-year-old-progressive-who-won-his-kansas-primary-speaks-about-his-troubled-past-and-promising-present/

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 22 August 2020 02:27 (three years ago) link

Arizona Senator @MarthaMcSally, who is down five points in the polls vs @CaptMarkKelly, suggests to her supporters that they “fast a meal” and give her campaign the money that they saved from fasting. pic.twitter.com/MrH2DXax8d

— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) August 22, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 22 August 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link

Maybe she should call on her supporters to put her campaign in their wills and then go catch the vid.

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Saturday, 22 August 2020 03:46 (three years ago) link

xp I saw people posting excerpts of that Greenwald thing and I decided to assume it wasn't as bad as the screenshots and not read it, because if I read it and it was as bad as the screenshots I would feel bad about having clicked on it.

I am sick and tired of people saying "are we saying that if ANYBODY makes ONE MISTAKE EVER, ESPECIALLY a CHILD, they are BANISHED to the OUTER DARKNESS FOREVER?" No. We are saying that it might well affect one's decision whether or not to vote for that person when they seek elected office. I am not canceling someone or jailing them or censoring them by NOT VOTING FOR THEM or for that matter by campaigning for their opponent. Fuck that Kelly Loeffler bullshit.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 22 August 2020 19:58 (three years ago) link

Watching state Republican operatives contort themselves into pretzels to encourage their base to vote by mail without directly contradicting Trump is a sight to behold https://t.co/vFo3FcKwqO pic.twitter.com/B8KAuyYZ9J

— Dustin Volz (@dnvolz) August 22, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:02 (three years ago) link

glad to hear about people ignoring dejoy orders and reassembling sorting machines.
Hope that catches on , and can catch on.
Heard that component poarts of some of the sorting machines can be used to telescope the extent of a machine.
But still some things are lying dismantled.

Stevolende, Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link

^is this a poem?

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link

who sorts the sorting machines

Guayaquil (eephus!), Saturday, 22 August 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link

The parcels will look up and shout
"Sort us!"
And I'll look down
And make a raspberry sound with my mouth

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Saturday, 22 August 2020 21:04 (three years ago) link

glad to hear about people ignoring dejoy orders and reassembling sorting machines.

Where did you hear about this?

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Saturday, 22 August 2020 21:13 (three years ago) link

jesus

i’m devasted that my mother is actually speaking at the RNC. like DEVASTATED beyond compare

— CLAUDIA CONWAY (@claudiamconwayy) August 23, 2020

i’m officially pushing for emancipation. buckle up because this is probably going to be public one way or another, unfortunately. welcome to my life

— CLAUDIA CONWAY (@claudiamconwayy) August 23, 2020

my mother’s job ruined my life to begin with. heartbreaking that she continues to go down that path after years of watching her children suffer. selfish. it’s all about money and fame, ladies and gentlemen.

— CLAUDIA CONWAY (@claudiamconwayy) August 23, 2020

as for my dad, politically, we agree on absolutely nothing. we just both happen to have common sense when it comes to our current president. stop “stanning” him

— CLAUDIA CONWAY (@claudiamconwayy) August 23, 2020

frogbs, Sunday, 23 August 2020 04:43 (three years ago) link

wow i've long figured mom and dad were in some informed meta-grift together, so this is what happens when three buttholes tweet together, have their acquisitive obsessions observed, and keep staying fake.

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Sunday, 23 August 2020 04:54 (three years ago) link

claudia conway otm

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 23 August 2020 06:24 (three years ago) link

"stanning"

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 23 August 2020 12:56 (three years ago) link

President Donald Trump told officials from the Department of Homeland Security to get their marching orders by listening to Fox Business host Lou Dobbs “every night,” former DHS chief of staff Miles Taylor told Anderson Cooper on Friday.

Dobbs, an effusive supporter of Trump, was basically the “shadow chief of staff” for the department, Taylor said in the CNN interview.

“The president would call us and … he would say, ‘Why the hell didn’t you watch Lou Dobbs last night? You need to listen to Lou. What Lou says is what I want to do,’” Taylor said.

“So if Lou Dobbs peddled a conspiracy theory on late-night television or made an erroneous claim about what should be done … at the border … the president wanted us to be tuning in every night,” he added.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 August 2020 13:03 (three years ago) link

I think this is just another Emmy winning episode in the Fabulous and Dramatic Life of the Conways.

treeship., Sunday, 23 August 2020 13:06 (three years ago) link

Xps

treeship., Sunday, 23 August 2020 13:07 (three years ago) link

Trump 2020: Love Will Tear Us Apart.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 13:14 (three years ago) link

ftfy: Trump 2020: LoveLou Will Tear Us Apart.

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Sunday, 23 August 2020 13:23 (three years ago) link

, Again

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Sunday, 23 August 2020 13:24 (three years ago) link

The revenge porn kid is dropping out of the Kansas House race.

In all seriousness, feminism hasn’t got a chance so long as Donatism remains on the march. The progressive circular firing squad has done more to uphold the status quo than conservatives could have ever dreamed of.

I will be releasing a press release in the morning resigning 1/2

— Aaron Coleman 🌹 (@Aaron4KS37) August 23, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 23 August 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

darn, who will we get to replace this underqualified douchebag

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:12 (three years ago) link

man fuck this guy

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link

I can't believe the party let this guy run and win. shame on them for that (good on them for not supporting him when he did I guess, but it could have been prevented)

akm, Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:22 (three years ago) link

GOP convention lineup includes: pic.twitter.com/LU51hKeiAr

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) August 23, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:42 (three years ago) link

Friday:

https://live.staticflickr.com/4812/30915479337_ec5b34d3ff_b.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

Isn't Donald Trump doing a speech each night as well?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:46 (three years ago) link

that's what I just read

akm, Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

He's going to be standing in the corner babbling for hours on end, and occasionally they'll just cut to him.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

Isn't Donald Trump doing a speech each night as well?

― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, August 23, 2020

as always, there was a dubious viral tweet last night that said he would be the "key speaker", every night. however, i don't think that was confirmed "news" - it was just some guy reacting to hearing that trump would make an appearance every night (which he very well may, like the way biden showed up in various forms throughout the DNC)

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link

The Kansas revenge porn guy is apparently dropping out of the race and has released a statement saying that feminism has no future if someone who blackmailed girls for nude photos five years ago doesn't get a clean slate; apparently his words to this effect were plagiarized from something one of his supporters wrote on his FB page a couple of days ago

Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 23 August 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

WH chief of staff Mark Meadows today on Trump:

“The president is not only well-prepared, but reads so much that it causes me to have to read many times well into the night to catch up with him.”

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

WH chief of staff Mark Meadows today on Trump:

“The president is not only well-prepared, but reads so much that it causes me to have to read many times well into the night to catch up with him.”

Remember when we were told that George W. Bush and Karl Rove had an annual contest to see who could read the most books, and Bush always won?

but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

trump is at least functionally illiterate and likely literally

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link

57 percent of Republicans think 176,000 coronavirus deaths (and counting) is acceptable. Holy shit. pic.twitter.com/dd737aoOmj

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 23, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:34 (three years ago) link

They don't really believe that, they just interpret the question as covertly asking what their opinion of Trump is.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

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Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

in any case, that something like 20 to 25% of the people surveyed there seem to think that 176k people dying to a potentially preventable source is more proof of american death cult ideology. That's over 10 times the number of deaths by firearms in the country!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

“The president is not only well-prepared, but reads so much that it causes me to have to read many times well into the night to catch up with him.”

Tbf, he's probably talking about all these random twitter threads and their endless crackpot comments. Imagine you had a crazy uncle who kept forwarding you bullshit, except that each of those crazy forwards you were forced to read, right down to the last comment. I'd be all, jeez, doesn't this asshole ever stop?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:47 (three years ago) link

Like I guarantee if Clinton was president Republicans would not be at all OK with coronavirus deaths.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

they don't believe 176k deaths are ok, they actually don't believe 176k people died at all. that's a bigger problem

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:51 (three years ago) link

I actually argued with a friend's grandpa who was saying Democrats physically put old people in nursing homes (because no old person had ever been in a nursing home previously) so they would inflate the death count.

had to apologize to that friend after I dismantled the grandpa

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

the pieces of him are in the attic

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

All that accumulated wisdom, just stored away in a box somewhere. Sad.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 17:53 (three years ago) link

I saw that Meadows interview--he was talking about press clippings, and may as well have been talking about cereal boxes.

clemenza, Sunday, 23 August 2020 18:21 (three years ago) link

Remember when we were told that George W. Bush and Karl Rove had an annual contest to see who could read the most books, and Bush always won?

― but also fuck you (unperson), Sunday, August 23, 2020 1:15 PM (one hour ago)

cut to W walking in on Dec 31 with a stack of Dr Seuss and a smug look

rob, Sunday, 23 August 2020 18:39 (three years ago) link

They don't really believe that, they just interpret the question as covertly asking what their opinion of Trump is.


but implicit in their support of Trump is that they do believe it

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 23 August 2020 19:01 (three years ago) link

They believe the deaths are faked and no worse than flu numbers anyway

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Sunday, 23 August 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link

They have all been presented with a long menu of tempting explanations why the pandemic is simultaneously fake and the USA is handling it better than any other country in the world, although it was a plot cooked up by the Chinese or the CIA or Dr. Fauci. The unifying factor here is that the rumored pandemic is solely meant to make Trump look bad, but he has outsmarted them again because he is a great leader.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 23 August 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link

long menu of tempting explanations why

there aren't really any explanations why, just assertions

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Sunday, 23 August 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

so you say

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 23 August 2020 19:35 (three years ago) link

what
do
you mean
by that

that
is not
an an
swer

mookieproof, Sunday, 23 August 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link

Lol mookie

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Sunday, 23 August 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

They don't really believe that, they just interpret the question as covertly asking what their opinion of Trump is.


Right. Good thread on this:

No. 57% of Republicans can easily detect a question that was designed as subterfuge to detect opinions about a president whom they support politically; they answered the real question instead of the fake one, which is why this kind of polling is diagnostically useless. https://t.co/7gXJSjOCfd

— Jacob Bacharach (@jakebackpack) August 23, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

why are we disregarding the obvious fact that if you support this president, who has himself deemed these deaths acceptable, you also consider them acceptable?

I mean I understand how these kinds of questions are distorting, but it seems just as likely some large majority of the 43% are only pretending the deaths are "not acceptable" so as not to be revealed as the monsters they are

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

anyway calling this question "fake" is stupid, it's totally a legitimate question. In the face of a pandemic, what does the public consider acceotable losses?

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link

acceptable

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:42 (three years ago) link

People--most people, across ideologies--will accept a shocking number of bodies *in the abstract* on the basis of their political affinities. Trying to find the exact straw that's going to break the camel's back is not helpful. Instead, ask *why* people support what they do.

— Jacob Bacharach (@jakebackpack) August 23, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

Framing deaths from a pandemic disease, for which there is no effective therapy, as being "acceptable" or "not acceptable" is nonsensical anyway. What would it look like to "not accept" those deaths? No one knows what the 'correct' number of deaths would be. The polling question was transparently ill-formed and useless.

What is at issue here is whether those in a position to respond to the pandemic have acted responsibly, vigorously, and appropriately. Ask people about that. I'd say the medical profession, the research and public health communities have largely met that standard. Many political leaders have not, with Trump being the worst offender.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:49 (three years ago) link

Otm. It’s a question fishing for a headline. Deeply unsurprised that uk pollster yougov is the source.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

I'd say it's a useful question solely as an example of what Jacob's tweet there says: Ultimate loyalty to a belief system can result in "abstract" human lives having no value.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:56 (three years ago) link

Mainline Democrats have been slobbing on Cuomo's knob for months and, uh...

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:58 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21h0G_gU9Tw

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link

xxp yes it also funcations that way

I guess it's just that political bias is baked into almost poll question. This logic could be applied to almost any polling: "Do you agree with separating children from their parents as the border as a disincentive to immigration?" I'm just not sure how this is any different.

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 23 August 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link

Framing deaths from a pandemic disease, for which there is no effective therapy, as being "acceptable" or "not acceptable" is nonsensical anyway. What would it look like to "not accept" those deaths? No one knows what the 'correct' number of deaths would be. The polling question was transparently ill-formed and useless.

this is just not true. it doesn't say is there a "correct" number of deaths. It's broadly asking about reasonable expectations—as established by their leaders, by deaths in other countries, etc.

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 23 August 2020 21:01 (three years ago) link

i acknowleged it's an ill-formed question, but framing it as a "gotcha" just seems weird to me. If, for instance, "only" 15,000 Americans had died, there would be no question re: "acceptability."

But there is now. The Republicans themselves have thrown in this variable of "acceptable death."

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 23 August 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

it's not like the idea is being imposed on them by sneaky pollsters

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Sunday, 23 August 2020 21:05 (three years ago) link

Ultimate loyalty to a belief system can result in "abstract" human lives having no value.

Human minds are not well-constructed to appreciate the value of "abstract" human lives, regardless of their belief system. People have difficulty imagining large numbers like 175,000. Any 1 of those 175,000 deaths might directly affect more than 50 other people, but when we scale that up to imagine all the families and social groups connected to those 175,000 dead, it defeats our imaginations. The number becomes inert, a lifeless abstraction without a graspable meaning, and therefore its value can't be grasped either.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 23 August 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link

What’s really bad is the other 43% all responded: 157,000 deaths isn’t acceptable. You know what’s acceptable? 157 million deaths

rob, Sunday, 23 August 2020 21:15 (three years ago) link

maybe if we tell them it's equivalent to 39,250 benghazis

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 23 August 2020 21:21 (three years ago) link

To be fair, when you put it that way, that's an awful lot of Benghazis.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link

39,250 benghazis ain't going away

contorted filbert (harbl), Sunday, 23 August 2020 22:52 (three years ago) link

a single benghazi is a tragedy, a million benghazis is a statistic

3:10 to yur mom (voodoo chili), Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:01 (three years ago) link

On the other hand, the Democrats clearly did Benghazi, and rather than own up to their mistake and go to war with Benghazi, they let Benghazi go. That's on them.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:06 (three years ago) link

googled "benghazi in platforms", so certain it'd been used and lol at the first result

it's a spicy dinner we're having (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link

I almost made that joke.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link

It's the first song I hum when I hear "Benghazi"

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:16 (three years ago) link

I think of "In on the Kill Taker."

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 23 August 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

The RNC announces there will be no GOP platform for the convention — just support for Trump’s second-term agenda, whatever that is https://t.co/P5RkqdsfDV

— Blake News (@blakehounshell) August 24, 2020

3:10 to yur mom (voodoo chili), Monday, 24 August 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link

RESOVLVED

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 24 August 2020 00:33 (three years ago) link

As I read that, they're keeping the 2016 platform, which convicted felon Paul Manafort rigged so as not to offend Putin by including language supporting the Ukrainian government against Russian interference. Way to go, Grand Old Party!

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 24 August 2020 00:38 (three years ago) link

Wow, thank you @GOPconvention for this ringing endorsement of mail-in balloting. Good for you, guys. pic.twitter.com/bsHWjjkbbC

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 24, 2020

3:10 to yur mom (voodoo chili), Monday, 24 August 2020 00:45 (three years ago) link

xp

holy shit. i honestly figured that tweet would be a little hyperbolic, but no, when you read the statement, that is what it says. i mean yeah, coronavirus makes meeting more complicated, but the rest of the world is figuring out how to do it so uh, that's no excuse

and yet again, this blend of incompetency (RESOVLVED) and rolling over for the fascists

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 August 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

are there any edits we should make to the 2016 platform? no? ok, we're good, roll it out

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 August 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

*jack benny pause*

RASMUSSEN: 51% THANK YOU!!!!

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 August 2020 00:47 (three years ago) link

Republican Party platform 2020: Whatever He Tweets, We Eats

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 24 August 2020 01:36 (three years ago) link

hope you like poop

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 01:38 (three years ago) link

I knew some fucker would write this, because Pundit Law dictates that it had to be written, but I didn't think the headline would be quite so pathetically "Dems-In-Disarray":

Did The Democratic Convention Go Too Smoothly?

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 24 August 2020 01:42 (three years ago) link

"the Democrats continue to stand in their own way by not standing in their own way this time"

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 01:44 (three years ago) link

Democrats in Array

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 24 August 2020 02:05 (three years ago) link

But backstage, things were coming together . . .

nickn, Monday, 24 August 2020 02:32 (three years ago) link

Kellyanne Conway leaving the White House, guess the family drama is legit

frogbs, Monday, 24 August 2020 03:15 (three years ago) link

Big yikes

Claudia is live on TikTok and just said that her parents were going to get divorced but they won't now because they want to keep her from getting emancipated. Says that dad doesn't care about her or even know her middle name. Says mom has been physically abusive her whole life.

— Molly McAleer (@molls) August 24, 2020

jaymc, Monday, 24 August 2020 03:38 (three years ago) link

Also

Kellyanne Conway announces she's leaving the White Househttps://t.co/uxfEUswY2R

— Charles M. Blow (@CharlesMBlow) August 24, 2020

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 24 August 2020 03:59 (three years ago) link

i do feel sorry for the daughter. both parents seem like publicity-hungry soulsuckers, for real. having them as your parents, while being a teenager, with everyone plugged in and knowing exactly who she is and what they both stand for? that sounds like a fucking nightmare.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 August 2020 06:13 (three years ago) link

"In time, I will announce future plans. For now, and for my beloved children, it will be less drama, more mama," she said.

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 August 2020 06:16 (three years ago) link

less drama, more mama, equal trauma

it's a spicy dinner we're having (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 24 August 2020 07:26 (three years ago) link

what her kids need is some half-rhyming catchphrases

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Monday, 24 August 2020 07:41 (three years ago) link

less drama, more mama, all moron-a.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 13:20 (three years ago) link

NEW: President Trump has released his second term agenda — a 50 point bulleted list 👇 pic.twitter.com/Oc9bJjwg7K

— Nicole Sganga (@NicoleSganga) August 24, 2020

There's some good'uns here. Like "Return to Normal in 2021." Yeah, no shit.

And Conway kid signing off twitter with "no hate to my parents please." Um, OK. Anyway, you can't say she didn't get results!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 13:28 (three years ago) link

• Build The World's Greatest Infrastructure System

lol the cojones

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 24 August 2020 13:32 (three years ago) link

xpost Not sure getting her mom to spend more time at home was the result she sought, though.

the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 August 2020 13:33 (three years ago) link

what does "end cashless bail" even mean?

contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 24 August 2020 13:33 (three years ago) link

He meant to write "And Christian Bale?"

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link

He's just trying to get him involved somehow. Throwing things out there, seeing what sticks.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 13:35 (three years ago) link

Lots of stupidity and shamelessness of course, but the foreign policy section is particularly incoherent. The education section approaches poetry in reconciling neoliberalism and conservatism

rob, Monday, 24 August 2020 13:37 (three years ago) link

Trump: "Take a memo! Number one, North Korea is now illegal! Number two, I hereby declare Froot Loops America's Cereal! Three, fried food is now healthy! Four, no more bicycles! Five, ban covid deaths! Six, mandatory screenings of Gone with the Wind! Seven ... "

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 13:40 (three years ago) link

V Trumpy capitalisations on that list of stuff

nashwan, Monday, 24 August 2020 13:43 (three years ago) link

what does "end cashless bail" even mean?

― contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, August 24, 2020 8:33 AM (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm guessing they mean rolling back bail reform in places where it has been passed, especially since it's followed up with "Keep Dangerous Criminals Locked Up until Trial"

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, 24 August 2020 13:44 (three years ago) link

i know, i guess i shouldn't complain about him using oxymoronic phrases in the context of the whole stupid list

contorted filbert (harbl), Monday, 24 August 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link

Teach American Exceptionalism!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 13:50 (three years ago) link

On second thought there are some things that are exceptional about America, carry on I say

rob, Monday, 24 August 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link

Biden/Harris 2020: less drama, more Obama

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Monday, 24 August 2020 14:17 (three years ago) link

It's not just 50 fast food menus?

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 14:21 (three years ago) link

this shit is what you turn in if you meant to write your book report early but had to do it on the bus ride day of. Utterly embarrassing and vague to the point of imbecility.
"Make All Critical Medicines and Supplies or Healthcare Workers in the United States"? Might as well say "Chicken in Every Pot".

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 24 August 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link

End Honorbale

a powerful start to this Monday morning 💥 pic.twitter.com/LrgDvDH1we

— Grace Panetta (@grace_panetta) August 24, 2020

nashwan, Monday, 24 August 2020 14:33 (three years ago) link

Honor Bale!

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

Told you! Washington has Christian Bale on the mind!

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 14:43 (three years ago) link

waht

The official operating platform of the Republican Party in 2020 declares: "The current Administration has exceeded its constitutional authority, brazenly and flagrantly violated the separation of powers, sought to divide America into groups and turn citizen against citizen." pic.twitter.com/4e05FSs28b

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) August 24, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:04 (three years ago) link

Did they cut and paste that from the last convention?

There's now been a steady stream of current and former Republican officials - governors, congressmen, cabinet, military, intelligence, hacks, et al. - all explicitly endorsing Biden (the latest I saw was former GOP Illinois Gov. Jim Edgar). The question I have is how many of the aforementioned voted for Asshole or against Asshole the last time, and how many of the latter group voted for, let alone endorsed, Clinton. Edgar, for example, was not a Trump supporter, but he also never went so far as to say he was voting for Clinton last time.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:12 (three years ago) link

At the #DeJoy hearing, the Republican ranking member just introduced him as a logistics wizard, and mocked Democrats for not knowing how to work a "mute" button. He then turned it over to the logistics wizard, who promptly started talking without turning off his mute button.

— Dan Fagin (@danfagin) August 24, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

xp they could fix that part, except the 2016 platform included this clause at the end:

RESOLVED, That any motion to amend the 2016 Platform or to adopt a new platform, including
any motion to suspend the procedures that will allow doing so, will be ruled out of order.

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:21 (three years ago) link

Stupid and evil.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:22 (three years ago) link

That's really it, isn't it? I've said from the start that the only excuse for supporting Trump is you're either stupid or an asshole, and now we know what a policy and platform based on a combination of both of those things gets us.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:24 (three years ago) link

after 2012, the GOP "post-mortem" infamously made motions toward being more inclusive, toning down the anti-immigration, being less of a white evangelical party, etc.

8 years later, they didn't even bother to update the 2016 agenda of the world's leading racist conspiracist

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link

Why mess with a winning formula?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:41 (three years ago) link

where does the lie about him being Honourable come from?

Stevolende, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:48 (three years ago) link

he's less honourable, much more honorbale

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 August 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

American Psycho?

Stevolende, Monday, 24 August 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link

More like American Sychop

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 24 August 2020 16:20 (three years ago) link

so now taht we know he was oly lightening thge loads of poor postal carriers and making sure tehy didn't stress out by carrying mail in off-hours.
How very very empathetic of him.

I'm glad tose lovely lovely GOP guys are there to put things right.
pooh-pooh the idea of the story supporting russian interference even more.

Try to help the USPS break even, better reelect t so that you can have the army looked into. Anything else?

Stevolende, Monday, 24 August 2020 16:32 (three years ago) link

This guy's assault was pretty good:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4901726/user-clip-lynch-questions-dejoy&fbclid=IwAR0veUmBWA22Wq0EyV91Rq2Op-CkVDO_NhvSENCq3y6941jp1MJ0jfSAK1A

No DeJoy in Mudville.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

lol

and i can almost smell your PG Tips (Jon not Jon), Monday, 24 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

When I called one party elder, he joked that it’s a good thing Republicans decided not to write a new platform for the 2020 convention—because they have produced nothing novel since the last one was written. Trump and his party have relied more on squabbles than solutions in delivering for their base. Even some of the president’s staunchest supporters concede Buck’s point in this regard: The party is now defined primarily by its appetite for conflict, even when that conflict serves no obvious policy goal.

https://www.politico.com/news/magazine/2020/08/24/republicanmeltdown-trump-convention-400039

jaymc, Monday, 24 August 2020 16:43 (three years ago) link

That article is frustrating, because it ignores that there are two "big ideas" in the Republican Party:
1) make rich people richer
2) racism

Joey Corona (Euler), Monday, 24 August 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link

i wonder how long this was focus grouped?

President Trump at the Republican convention: "Think of your life just prior to the plague coming in. It was the best it's ever been."

— Sahil Kapur (@sahilkapur) August 24, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 24 August 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

that alberta piece is a good read but asking "good faith" republicans what they stand for is not the only way to find out what republicans stand for.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 24 August 2020 17:03 (three years ago) link

i mean the fact that they literally can't answer it is interesting, but if you actually want to know the answer then look around.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 24 August 2020 17:04 (three years ago) link

The so-called "moderate" ones just don't want to say the answer. The main difference with the current US president is that he says the truth out loud.

Joey Corona (Euler), Monday, 24 August 2020 17:09 (three years ago) link

2) racism

The ones who don't want to say it out loud have deftly replaced this with

2') racism is technically bad, especially when exhibited by dead people from the past, but not as bad as people who don't think they're racist being criticized for doing racist things

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 24 August 2020 17:16 (three years ago) link

That article is frustrating, because it ignores that there are two "big ideas" in the Republican Party:
1) make rich people richer
2) racism

― Joey Corona (Euler), Monday, August 24, 2020 12:57 PM (sixteen minutes ago)

exactly, and #2's fostering of a culture of white grievance is an end in itself but also provides ample cover for #1

rob, Monday, 24 August 2020 17:19 (three years ago) link

at great length, jeff flake reveals who he will be voting for this fall


.....

I have never before voted for a Democrat for president. But I’ve been asked many times over the past four years if I, as a conservative, couldvote for a Democrat for President. “Sure,” has been my ready answer, “if he or she were a Joe Biden-kinda-Democrat.

Well, the Democratic Party just nominated a Joe Biden-kinda-Democrat, whom I am confident will approach his constitutional role with the reverence and dignity it deserves. I know that he will reach across the aisle, because that’s what he’s done his entire career.

...

https://medium.com/@JeffFlake/heres-who-i-ll-be-supporting-for-president-and-why-ce983293fae6

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Monday, 24 August 2020 18:22 (three years ago) link

so this RNC convention is going to be like an all day thing for four days? who is going to watch this shit? is it being broadcast?

akm, Monday, 24 August 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

I know that he will reach across the aisle, because that’s what all he’s done his entire career.

DJI, Monday, 24 August 2020 18:23 (three years ago) link

"Think of your life just prior to the plague coming in. It was the best it's ever been."

If Trump is talking about the plague of his presidency he's actually right.

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Monday, 24 August 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

The good thing about the Republican convention is that we are absolutely certain that Trump will accomplish nothing this week, because he will be watching (and live-tweeting) it all day long, except for the time when he is personally speaking, and when it's over on Friday he will spend that day and the weekend obsessively watching (and live-response-tweeting) the coverage.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 24 August 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link

This guy's assault was pretty good:

https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4901726/user-clip-lynch-questions-dejoy&fbclid=IwAR0veUmBWA22Wq0EyV91Rq2Op-CkVDO_NhvSENCq3y6941jp1MJ0jfSAK1A

No DeJoy in Mudville.

This was very satisfying (up until DeJoy started speaking), thanks. cool irony with the link that funds anti-democracy propaganda though

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:04 (three years ago) link

The marathon (almost four years now) staging of Samuel Beckett's Waiting for Pivot continues:

A senior GOP strategist, who is not a "Never Trumper" and often gives the president the benefit of the doubt, tells me: "If what we just heard is a preview of the President's message for the week, he loses and we lose. We can kiss the Senate goodbye if the tone doesn't change."

— Jeff Zeleny (@jeffzeleny) August 24, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:39 (three years ago) link

Well I guess you'd better go ahead and start slathering on the lip balm now.

the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link

THIS TONE, WHERE IS IT COMING FROM ALL OF THE SUDDEN?!?

the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:45 (three years ago) link

I have a Trump-skeptical Republican friend (he mostly morosely posts about how Democrats aren't condemning riots and Ilhan Omar enough for his taste and tries to ignore everything coming out of Trump's mouth) who the other day said he felt the Democratic convention had created an opening by not focusing on specific proposals, which Republicans could take advantage of by coming through with a convention rich with fully worked-out policy, and I just was like, it must be so sad to keep waiting for the thing you think has been hiding in there all along, never admitting it was never there and never will be there!

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

lol at the idea that tone is the problem when you're running on "Think of your life just prior to the plague coming in. It was the best it's ever been."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:52 (three years ago) link

lol Trump didn't get to be president with rich, fully worked-out policy. He got there with demagoguery. It's what he knows, and it's what his base loves him for. xp

Orson Well Yeah (Dan Peterson), Monday, 24 August 2020 19:54 (three years ago) link

Joe Kennedy's wife is even worse than him

This young widow would be me.

And this is what ⁦@EdMarkey⁩’s campaign condones. pic.twitter.com/jhc8CJPAil

— lauren kennedy (@laurenkennedyMA) August 24, 2020

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 24 August 2020 20:01 (three years ago) link

lol why is he speaking in a fucking parking lot https://t.co/swC0fsLROO

— kilgore trout, new tone haver (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 24, 2020

Is this gonna be the RNC?

"We're going to have 'Trump Drops'! We've got portable PA's, selfie-sticks, no facemasks, and a list of locations in the greater Charlotte area where the president will make surprise speeches--all the best places: Home Depot, Ramadas, Sonic Drive-In's..."

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 24 August 2020 20:06 (three years ago) link

"I believe we've even locked down a Ram dealership. Donald loves trucks!"

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 24 August 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

This place has everything

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 24 August 2020 20:09 (three years ago) link

“the plague coming in from China” (faint squeals of approval)

trapped out the barndo (crüt), Monday, 24 August 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

he felt the Democratic convention had created an opening by not focusing on specific proposals, which Republicans could take advantage of by coming through with a convention rich with fully worked-out policy, and I just was like, it must be so sad to keep waiting for the thing you think has been hiding in there all along, never admitting it was never there and never will be there!

The New Yorker peddled this bullshit too.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 24 August 2020 20:12 (three years ago) link

As the GOP convention opens, could President Trump find lessons from 1988, where Lee Atwater famously revived Bush and sunk Dukakis through a plan “to strip the bark off the little bastard." A must-read from @adamnagourney: https://t.co/YoHewbCgGt

— Jeff Zeleny (@jeffzeleny) August 22, 2020

Any time you're asking the question, "Could Trump find lessons from..." you're fucking up.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 24 August 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

I wonder what might be different about late summer 1988 and 2020. I’m sure the economic situations are similar...

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 24 August 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link

Not to mention the number of voters open to persuasion. Polling went from Dukakis +17 to Bush +17 in less than two months. Swings that big just don't happen anymore, under any circumstances, as this year seems to have proven.

jaymc, Monday, 24 August 2020 20:52 (three years ago) link

"A must-read from @adamnagourney"

It doesn't look like anything to me

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 24 August 2020 21:28 (three years ago) link

was this one of the bullets on the GOP "platform"

BREAKING: Social Security Chief Actuary: Trump's proposal to eliminate payroll taxes would deplete the Social Security Trust Fund by 2023, "with no ability to pay benefits thereafter." https://t.co/gVX3ktboEm

— Topher Spiro (@TopherSpiro) August 24, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 24 August 2020 21:47 (three years ago) link

RNC has been moved to a port a potty

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:08 (three years ago) link

Great place for Eric to give a speech.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:30 (three years ago) link

In other words, a port a party,

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nehyqlkk4y0

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 24 August 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

Trump remarks that he doesn't know whether the Social Security Chief Actuary ate a baby but a lot of people are saying so in 5,4,3,2,....

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:34 (three years ago) link

"Could Trump find lessons from his ass with both little hands and a map..."

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:42 (three years ago) link

Lessons from the Ass

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:54 (three years ago) link

they're just so BAD at this

LIVE: @FLOTUS unveils "Building the Movement" https://t.co/h0kk0flJU1

— The White House (@WhiteHouse) August 24, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 24 August 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link

i think that's the first time i've heard melania talk.

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 24 August 2020 23:31 (three years ago) link

Imagine that voice saying “no, I will not pee on you, leave me alone.”

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Monday, 24 August 2020 23:34 (three years ago) link

FLATUS in "Building the Movement"

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Monday, 24 August 2020 23:37 (three years ago) link

evidently Vic Berger has breached security and is real-time editing this convention broadcast

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link

ok I can't do it

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 01:43 (three years ago) link

Herschel Walker!?!?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 01:47 (three years ago) link

Holy shit, I was just watching the Road Warrior with my daughter so not paying attention, but now she is doing her homework and I thought, Ok, RNC, let me go to WaPo see what they're doing. And it's DJT2's girlfriend freaking the fuck out! Muted, of course, by default, but no way in hell am I about to unmute such visual insanity.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link

That last woman was Giuliani-level nuts.

clemenza, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 01:57 (three years ago) link

Without sound it's like stumbling across some basic cable televangelist channel.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

i'll wait for the tiktoks

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 02:15 (three years ago) link

trigger warning: Lincoln Project content
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgXg36ztMCg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

in league with Satan

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

why was Don crying?

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 02:44 (three years ago) link

one thing I just learned tonight is that kimberly guilfoyle and gavin newsom were married

k3vin k., Tuesday, 25 August 2020 02:49 (three years ago) link

She has been married at least a couple times, which I believe is a prereq for most of the fervent "Family Values" talking heads.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 03:02 (three years ago) link

Nothing but the hits: that time Gavin Newsom and Kimberly Guilfoyle(-Newsom) were crowned "The New Kennedys" by Harper's Bazaar pic.twitter.com/vx1dvjrRxR

— Melissa Gira Grant (@melissagira) November 7, 2018


the one friend who doesn't want to go home at 330am but try a fourth bar pic.twitter.com/EmEXbvPfEm

— Steadman™ (@AsteadWesley) August 25, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 03:10 (three years ago) link

Has anyone photoshopped the Silicon Valley character in her place?

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 03:16 (three years ago) link

"Human sex drug traffickers should not be allowed to cross our border" -- Kimberly Guilfoyle #SexDrugTraffickers pic.twitter.com/UPL7Qn9cwL

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 25, 2020

...except Ghislane who we wish well."

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link

did she moments later read from an urban legend about how your kids will get kidnapped at Walmart if they have a pizza shirt on

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 04:01 (three years ago) link

I'm sure it's a very small (but probably non-zero) number but I often wonder just how many republicans bear witness to moments such as these and suddenly say 'oh shit, I'm in a fucking cult, aren't I, goddamn it'

the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 04:20 (three years ago) link

why would they? these people go to cookouts, where they drink Busch and talk with like-minded people about the death of "common sense" and the loss of Jesus in schools and how we all want handouts and then it ends in a big orgy, p much every time

or maybe this is just Florida

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link

half the time pre-COVID I'd be at one of these gatherings, having one of these dipshits start talking to me like I'm a good-ole boy and then getting huffy and annoyed when they realized I was an uptight lefty.

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 04:23 (three years ago) link

"i was an uptight lefty" hilarity ensues

retail rage is for suckers (Hunt3r), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 04:25 (three years ago) link

hard to spot the liberals in Eyes Wide Shut

it's a spicy dinner we're having (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 06:41 (three years ago) link

imagining a central florida remake with strict disney costume rules

it's a spicy dinner we're having (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 06:43 (three years ago) link

They look like they just opened the Ark pic.twitter.com/E8sxMWBFr4

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) August 25, 2020

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 07:12 (three years ago) link

wishful thinking, next step would be so rewarding if that was true

Stevolende, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 08:42 (three years ago) link

I missed the end of the hearing yesterday cos something else started.
Left about the time somebody was making a deal for a billion dollars for Lousy to do his job.

so I take it they fired him and threw his ass in jail amiright?
Cos surely that would be the only logical outcome for such a heinous crime? Unless people did all just turn around to his convincing argument about trying to make the service more efficient both economically and labour wise.
I mean that was the correct viewpoint of the GOP input wasn't it? must be right surely.

Stevolende, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 08:48 (three years ago) link

"the best is yet to come!" voice, combined with that hands up pose and the demonic grin, is very

https://i.imgur.com/CDLQyjW.gif

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 14:31 (three years ago) link

i'd buy that for a dollar

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 15:14 (three years ago) link

free AR-15s for all republicans!!!

"yoooooooooooou'll need it!!"

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 15:18 (three years ago) link

all these pictures from the rnc must make howard dean really resentful he got torpedoed for yelping one time

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 15:28 (three years ago) link

He's still screaming.

True that!!!!!!!!

— Howard Dean (@GovHowardDean) August 25, 2020

jaymc, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 15:56 (three years ago) link

For some reason Gilfoyle's closing flourish reminds me of this Diana Ross performance of "Love Hangover," where after all 7 minutes she just spreads her arms and declares, spent, "whoo! Love Hangover!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLOuwD445OY

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:04 (three years ago) link

The bits I've seen from last night remind me of the Scientology orientation video tbrr.

the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:07 (three years ago) link

Howard Dean, like many other figures from political antiquity, is younger than both major-party Presidential candidates

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:10 (three years ago) link

ICYMI here’s Kimberly Guilfoyle’s #RNC speech.
pic.twitter.com/IBaQiXmAoN

— JerriLynn (@Jerri_Lynn25) August 25, 2020

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

this seems right tbh. if your goal is the senate, both of these are cheaper than texas.

I've long semi-joked that Blue Montana and Blue Alaska, brimming with PNW/NoCal expats, will be the ultimate undoing of the GOP structural edge in the Senate https://t.co/Pvsg2tHSfu

— Nate Cohn (@Nate_Cohn) August 25, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

Yesssss several native NYer friends of mine have been on this campaign for years--angry at gentrifiers and recommending that people who want to be part of social & political change should strategize around moving to non-majority Democratic suburban/rural areas in coordinated groups, and flip them blue by the strange and arcane practice of ACTUALLY LIVING THERE and changing the community. Ironic that it may actually be happening.

There's more Italy than necessary. (in orbit), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link

I could see Montana, but Alaska seems like a much tougher sell due to the daylight issue

rob, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:48 (three years ago) link

Also Alaska isn't actually cheap— if you take in the cost of living, it's actually up there with some of the most expensive places in the US.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

Like sorry, I don't want to pay $40 for an 18-rack of Busch beer, or $300 for utilities 6+ months out of the year.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:52 (three years ago) link

right but it's cheap for the set of people who are leaving the bay area.

admittedly this is not a lot of people in an absolute sense, but there were only 300,000 voters in the 2016 senate election in alaska, so it wouldn't take thaaaat many to shift things.

the congressional election there this year is expected to be the closest in years fwiw (it's republican vs. independent but she's a centrist dem iiuc).

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:56 (three years ago) link

think of the savings on ice though

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:57 (three years ago) link

just moving to philadelphia for the rest of the year is probably the best thing you could do in 2020 though.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 16:59 (three years ago) link

From what I hear about Californians in Boise I don't even think Blue Idaho is out of the question. On the other hand, outside the Midwest I don't think people have grasped just how tenuous the idea is that Minnesota is a reliably liberal state.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

but caek, how will they ruin society while brunching if it's so cold outside?

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

also please stop telling people to move to Philadelphia

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 17:01 (three years ago) link

EC math aside, I am def in favor of gentrifying progressives moving to the most beautiful states and making them feel less hostile so my nonwhite partner can visit them. Driving around rural Vermont a few years ago and seeing quite a few BLM signs made the trip that much better (esp in contrast to a 2016 trip around rural Washington where we saw nothing but Trump signs...and weed dispensaries)

rob, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 17:02 (three years ago) link

If you're gonna strategically relocate to vote, move to Texas... we're near the tipping point and have a ton of EC votes. although I'm guessing if the 2020 election is at all close it will scare the Republican state legislature into passing laws that apportion our EC votes proportionally or in some other way that preserves Republican dominance. they're already trying to make it so all state offices are chosen by an electoral college.

avellano medio inglés (f. hazel), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 17:06 (three years ago) link

i follow a netflix engineer on twitter and he relocated his family to south dakota for covid and i was like oh that's cool a couple of democrat votes, and then he started tweeting excitedly that he was attending trump's mt rushmore rally haha.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 17:17 (three years ago) link

I've met so many ex-Chicagoans here in AZ, feel like we've done our part to help AZ go blue.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

The revenge porn kid has decided not to drop out of the Kansas House election.

In a lengthy statement Tuesday, Coleman, who has acknowledged and apologized for past behavior, including the use of revenge porn as a middle school student, said he had heard from “many people” urging him to remain in the race. “They told me that all of us have sinned, and we all make mistakes,” he said.

“My withdrawal would immediately return to power the same corporatist, out-of-touch 7-term incumbent that voters just rejected. They did not only vote for me but they voted for my platform and for change for our community,” Coleman said. “We cannot undo democracy because I am a flawed individual who has made mistakes. That is not fair to those voters. They deserve to have a choice this November.”

Frownfelter has previously pledged to mount a write-in campaign and has said voters didn’t have a full picture of Coleman at the time of the election. Coleman defeated Frownfelter by 14 votes. No Republican will appear on the November ballot.

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 18:01 (three years ago) link

I don't even think Blue Idaho is out of the question

I lived in Washington right over the Idaho border for over a decade know lots of people in North Idaho and cannot possibly comprehend Idaho ever going blue. It's comically, laughably Republican, has a massive Mormon population, and a non-trivial percentage of the Californians who move there are racist garbage who want to live somewhere super white. Trump won Ada county (Boise)by almost 10%; the only blue counties are where the University of Idaho faculty and rich Hollywood skiers live.

joygoat, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link

No doubt. Mark Fuherman was halfway to Idaho by the time the OJ verdict was read.

henry s, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link

Fuhrman

henry s, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 18:33 (three years ago) link

I lived in Washington right over the Idaho border for over a decade know lots of people in North Idaho and cannot possibly comprehend Idaho ever going blue. It's comically, laughably Republican, has a massive Mormon population, and a non-trivial percentage of the Californians who move there are racist garbage who want to live somewhere super white.

yeah sorry i typed that casually without looking up any of the numbers

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

Fuhrerman

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link

Is he going to speak at the RNC?

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

Oh, shit, did George Zimmerman's invite get lost in the mail? That would be ironic.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:24 (three years ago) link

that spot is probably going to Derek Chauvin unfortunately

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

My husband grew up in Spokane and had to leave as a teenager because he is brown and kept getting beaten up by Neo-Nazis. Never been in a part of the world that was as beautiful yet filled with rotten, shitty, racist honkies.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

idaho sucks ass and will never not be racist

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 19:50 (three years ago) link

The revenge porn kid's peers are speaking out against him...and against Greenwald:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgSc4GSX0AEE4cN.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 21:23 (three years ago) link

Greenwald no doubt already penning his article about how the brown-nosing high schoolers are all just making up stories at the behest of the many-tentacled Frownfelter machine

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

I mean, sorry, that could be read as suggesting what was done to Alex Morse was not authentically sleazy. It was authentically sleazy! This, by all appearances.... is not that.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 21:45 (three years ago) link

I just hate shitty edgelords like this and I hate that they can find a home in politics and maybe even are especially well-suited to politics as currently constituted.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 22:04 (three years ago) link

cool cool

One of tonight's RNC speakers tweeted earlier this year that one of her most controversial takes is she supports bringing back household voting, in which each household gets one vote, not allowing women their own individual vote. pic.twitter.com/Ii8rgnHmhG

— Kathryn Watson (@kathrynw5) August 25, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 25 August 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

house....hold....voting.

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link

I thought this was gonna be one of those "how dare you trawl through years of tweets to find something offensive she posted when she was in college" and in fact her assertion that Godly women shouldn't vote is from... May

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 00:03 (three years ago) link

that jewish plot tweet was this morning, the morning of the day she is due to speak

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 00:09 (three years ago) link

Haha the best people

Confirming CNN report. Mary Ann Mendoza has been booted from tonight's lineup after tweeting out a conspiracy theory, per person familiar

— Alex Isenstadt (@politicoalex) August 26, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 00:24 (three years ago) link

In her defense she thought that was a prerequisite, not a disqualifier.

all we are is durst in the wind (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 00:25 (three years ago) link

Good background doc

I just wrote an 1800 word QAnon explainer and now I'm annoyed cause this House resolution does a really good job explaining what it is and why its dangerous with much greater economy of words https://t.co/6zUxgtcmzG

— Julia Carrie Wong (@juliacarriew) August 25, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 00:30 (three years ago) link

They're no doubt scrambling to get Kansas revenge porn kid to come on and say he may be a leftist but he knows the real threat to America is privileged establishment liberals saying a boy can't be a boy or he's canceled

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 01:14 (three years ago) link

So Abby Johnson is still tweeting in defense of her head-of-household voting position. Like, right now. Minutes before her speech to the RNC. Last one was 2 mins ago. pic.twitter.com/ntCWBHmkM6

— Alex Seitz-Wald (@aseitzwald) August 26, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 02:05 (three years ago) link

are they doing a fucking naturalization ceremony right now

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

they're doing a live reading of Michelle Remembers

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 02:28 (three years ago) link

naturalization ceremonies and all other USCIS processing is essentially on hold right now, directly affecting me, so that was a bit fucking rich, and i hope you'll all vote democrat in 2020.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link

xps what if you’re able to afford several houses? It would seem fair to have several household votes in that case.

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 04:19 (three years ago) link

I would only support the single household vote for the Conway home.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 04:33 (three years ago) link

only the youngest member of a household should be allowed to vote imo

Wayne Grotski (symsymsym), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 06:06 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK8P0vUQ4lg&feature=share&fbclid=IwAR3i2F2_qZDiBObkQ10BbyaqqiKp4XQbLvN5NqxHN_YOO73Xmkic0yxgin8
More bleurgh

I thought this might not have gone ahead when the conference was reduced to one night.
BUT no, it's gonna be down on a permanent record.
yuk

Stevolende, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 08:33 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK8P0vUQ4lg

Stevolende, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 08:34 (three years ago) link

sounds like a lotta downright illegal shit went down at the RNC last night

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 13:33 (three years ago) link

Mark Meadows reportedly said that "no one cares," which I guess means he knows and ... doesn't care.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 13:44 (three years ago) link

Political reporters are also saying "no one cares," as though they don't have the power to make people care.

jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 14:23 (three years ago) link

Lots of critiques of Trump holding official WH ceremonies for political purposes (which is fair). But if you think of the ppl the party is targeting, those watching at home who care less about politics/ aren't as aware of the ethics making this controversial, they strike a chord

— Alayna Treene (@alaynatreene) August 26, 2020

pic.twitter.com/oumX5XmT4Y

— Elon Green (@elongreen) August 26, 2020

jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 14:25 (three years ago) link

(First tweet is from an Axios reporter; the second is an excerpt from this morning's POLITICO Playbook.)

jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 14:26 (three years ago) link

it's the role of the media to report that breaking the law doesn't matter if some people are cool with it

whiney on the moon (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link

the one thing Trump has actually been pretty successful at is getting the media to think like he does - the only thing that matters is who wins and who loses

frogbs, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

I think the media was already thinking that way (Jay Rosen was criticizing it back in 2011), but there's a symbiosis under Trump.

jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link

At the same time, Trump also exposes the uselessness of it, in a way that may not have been as obvious before him.

jaymc, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 15:05 (three years ago) link

He's such a cartoon villain:

WASHINGTON — Fifteen days before the 2018 midterm elections, as President Trump sought to motivate Republicans with dark warnings about caravans heading to the U.S. border, he gathered his Homeland Security secretary and White House staff to deliver a message: “extreme action” was needed to stop the migrants.

That afternoon, at a meeting with top leaders of the Department of Homeland Security, Customs and Border Protection officials suggested deploying a microwave weapon — a “heat-ray” designed by the military to make people’s skin feel like it is burning when they get within range of its invisible beams.

Developed by the military as a crowd dispersal tool two decades ago, the Active Denial System had been largely abandoned amid doubts over its effectiveness and morality. Two former officials who attended the afternoon meeting at the Homeland Security Department on Oct. 22, 2018, said the suggestion that the device be installed at the border shocked attendees, even if it would have satisfied the president. Kirstjen Nielsen, then the secretary of Homeland Security told an aide after the meeting that she would not authorize the use of such a device, and it should never be brought up again in her presence, the officials said.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 17:38 (three years ago) link

amid doubts over its effectiveness and morality.

lolol which is it??

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 17:42 (three years ago) link

“this weapon feels terrible”

“but not as much as it should!”

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

Active Denial Technology also a consistently reappearing hallmark of gangstalking / govt mind control / 5G conspiracy theory FYI

Sorry to even link this but just for the sake of Q-literacy

https://smombiegate.org/wp-content/uploads/2019/02/5g-vs-military-biological-weapon-5g-smombie-gate-801x1024.jpg

Milton Parker, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

That does beg the question about what kind of mental gymnastics the Q people would attempt to justify Trump using it.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 19:53 (three years ago) link

microwave pizza, duh

assert (MatthewK), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 21:52 (three years ago) link

Jeeeesus this is going to be awful

The Kenosha Shooting Suspect Was In The Front Row Of A Trump Rally In January https://t.co/o6AXYOVvhb

— Molly Hennessy-Fiske (@mollyhf) August 26, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

"never met him, hear he's a very bad person, don't know what he was doing there, bad people on both sides"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

Jeeeesus this is going to be awful aspirational.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

Bad people on both sides, but mostly my side.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 26 August 2020 22:22 (three years ago) link

Candace Owens must now be extra-miffed that she's not speaking tonight or tomorrow at the RNC.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link

Two influential House committee chairs on Wednesday threw their support behind Sen. Edward J. Markey (D-Mass.) in his primary battle against Rep. Joe Kennedy (D-Mass.), parting ways with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) in the closely watched race.

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) and Oversight Chair Carolyn B. Maloney (D-N.Y.) announced their support for Markey in statements Wednesday afternoon. News of the endorsements was first reported by The Hill.

maybe pelosi is losing her grip on party unity, a little?

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 26 August 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link

Tucker: How shocked are we that 17 year olds with rifles decided they had to maintain order when no one else would pic.twitter.com/MGl7tdz9B5

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) August 27, 2020

dude should permanently lose his job for this bullshit

frogbs, Thursday, 27 August 2020 00:57 (three years ago) link

In Trump's second term he'll have Hannity's time slot. (Because Hannity will be in the newly-created Cabinet position of Secretary of Media.)

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 27 August 2020 00:58 (three years ago) link

Secretary of the Truth

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 27 August 2020 01:12 (three years ago) link

tbh if James Murdock hadn’t leaves off of his dad’s board; Tucker would be toast

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 27 August 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link

wtf I typed “peaced” not “leaves”

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 27 August 2020 01:16 (three years ago) link

that's the worst thing i've ever seen tucker say, i think. really evil.

treeship., Thursday, 27 August 2020 01:17 (three years ago) link

I would not be sad if Tucker Carlson spontaneously combusted

shout-out to his family (DJP), Thursday, 27 August 2020 01:19 (three years ago) link

not gonna surprise anybody but the 17 year old mass shooter has a legal defense fund that's already topped $50k

frogbs, Thursday, 27 August 2020 02:29 (three years ago) link

I'm surprised the GOP is not flying him in to give a speech tomorrow night.

earlnash, Thursday, 27 August 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link

Nick Sandmann sad they've found a younger, newer teen Edgelord.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 27 August 2020 03:22 (three years ago) link

<cue "Seventeen" by Ladytron>

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 27 August 2020 03:23 (three years ago) link

GOP could do a zoom and include the SC church shooter and that a$$hole from Charlottesville. American youth at it's best.

It's all so goddamn sad.

earlnash, Thursday, 27 August 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

Pence just described the killing of Officer Dave Underwood in the California 'riots'. He conveniently didn't tell his crowd - who must have assumed 'antifa' or 'BLM' were behind it! - that the alleged killer is a member of the far-right Boogaloo movement:https://t.co/XEA2xxhLqi

— Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) August 27, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 27 August 2020 03:52 (three years ago) link

tbh if James (Murdoch) hadn’t (peaced) off of his dad’s board; Tucker would be toast

He's had 24 years of repeated lessons, over and over, since his dad first bought Rawkus, that he would not be permitted to influence the family business or run his own in any major way. He definitely has a better awareness than we do of what he could and couldn't do on the News board.

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Thursday, 27 August 2020 04:04 (three years ago) link

Lots of thinly veiled racism in the bits of convention I watched tonight. cops are heroes, protesters are takers. also the u.s. fought socialism in world war 2.

wasdnous (abanana), Thursday, 27 August 2020 04:29 (three years ago) link

Thinly veiled?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 27 August 2020 04:48 (three years ago) link

i feel so broke up
i wanna go home

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Thursday, 27 August 2020 04:52 (three years ago) link

Yeah, seeing James Murdoch as some secret leftie saviour is like the free-Melania bullshit. He never did anything while he could and he enjoyed the riches of evil.

Tsar Bombadil (James Morrison), Thursday, 27 August 2020 05:10 (three years ago) link

Anyone who watched him in the Leveson hearings in the UK would not be at all charitable. It does seem he left the family business over its stance on climate change, though.

santa clause four (suzy), Thursday, 27 August 2020 07:12 (three years ago) link

lolololol

Pelosi just suggested that Richie Neal — the ways and means chairman — will go after Trump’s tax returns if Joe Biden wins the presidency

— Jake Sherman (@JakeSherman) August 27, 2020

https://prospect.org/politics/trump-tax-returns-hidden-blame-richard-neal/

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 27 August 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

Michigan's attorney general is investigating a voter-suppression robocall allegedly created by blundering conservative operative Jacob Wohl. https://t.co/J3Jl2Mouy7

— Will Sommer (@willsommer) August 27, 2020

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Thursday, 27 August 2020 18:26 (three years ago) link

HOW IS HE NOT IN JAIL YET

frogbs, Thursday, 27 August 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

is he old enough?

Stevolende, Thursday, 27 August 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link

all the people who might just get busted if the law returns in 2021. They'll have to form queues.

Stevolende, Thursday, 27 August 2020 18:34 (three years ago) link

How long til this guy gets a giant Roger Stone back tattoo?

DJI, Thursday, 27 August 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link

Warning: you may need alcohol after finishing this article.

https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2020/08/rnc-republican-national-convention-speeches-democrats-crisis.html

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 August 2020 18:40 (three years ago) link

HOW IS HE NOT IN JAIL YET

There must be clones of him running around.

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Thursday, 27 August 2020 18:42 (three years ago) link

How long til this guy gets a giant Roger Stone back tattoo?

He'll probably try to do it himself using a hand mirror and it'll wind up looking like that "restored" Spanish Jesus. But upside down.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 27 August 2020 19:06 (three years ago) link

https://www.sacbee.com/opinion/editorials/article245286690.html

Democrats blocking police reform in California

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Thursday, 27 August 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

The bills, which met strong resistance from law enforcement groups and some weak-kneed legislators, teetered near the brink of failure on Wednesday.

rinse and repeat on the national level when/if joe wins

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 August 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

nothing is going to change!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 27 August 2020 19:36 (three years ago) link

“We have no connection to any such robo calls,” Burkman later wrote in an email, claiming that the call came from “a liberal group trying to embarrass us.”

lol @ the idea of going out of one's way to embarrass jacob wohl

contorted filbert (harbl), Thursday, 27 August 2020 19:37 (three years ago) link

▪ The Deadly Force Accountability Act (Assembly Bill 1506). This bill by Assemblyman Kevin McCarty, D-Sacramento, would allow local law enforcement leaders and district attorneys to request that the California state attorney general investigate police shootings. But despite the fact that the bill enjoys support from a large coalition of groups, including the NAACP and the California Police Chiefs Association, it has had one very powerful opponent: California Attorney General Xavier Becerra, a Democrat who has repeatedly made it clear that he’s no friend of police reform.

“The AG has a $1.1 billion budget with 4,500 employees and 1,100 attorneys,” said McCarty earlier this month. “If he wanted to, he could prioritize independent investigations for police deadly force. In this historic George Floyd era, we hope he reconsiders.”

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 27 August 2020 19:44 (three years ago) link

The first thing I thought of when I saw the setup for the bullshit tonight:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EgderOuWAAAz63U?format=jpg&name=large

Were the graves at Arlington Cemetery:

https://stayva.s3.amazonaws.com/2019/08/22/arlingtonnationalcemetery.jpg

Or Normandy:

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Omaha-beach-cemetery.jpg/300px-Omaha-beach-cemetery.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 August 2020 23:12 (three years ago) link

one can only hope

akm, Thursday, 27 August 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link

If there's any consolation, it's likely in the 90s now. On the other hand, Trump will probably crank the WH A/C and open the windows.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 27 August 2020 23:19 (three years ago) link

Casket of Trumpets

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 August 2020 00:15 (three years ago) link

'No master. You're the master!'

pomentiful (pomenitul), Friday, 28 August 2020 00:19 (three years ago) link

Cannot kill the family
Lechery is found in me

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 August 2020 00:22 (three years ago) link

lol pomenitul

Doctor Casino, Friday, 28 August 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link

More Americans died from coronavirus during the Republican Convention than died on 9/11.

— David Litt (@davidlitt) August 28, 2020

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Friday, 28 August 2020 05:15 (three years ago) link

TWEET FROM THE FUTURE: More Americans died from the coronavirus contracted at the Republican Convention than died on 9/11.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 28 August 2020 06:21 (three years ago) link

i’ve heard that ethical concerns have been raised

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 August 2020 07:58 (three years ago) link

On the plus side, this coronation was Trump's high-point of his campaign. It can only be downhill for him from here.

Just a few slices of apple, Servant. Thank you. How delicious. (stevie), Friday, 28 August 2020 10:12 (three years ago) link

Biden campaign apparently purchased and runs the Keep America Great domain.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:16 (three years ago) link

Would think there would be a need for widespread change from th emess taht t left though.

Stevolende, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:23 (three years ago) link

Solemn flags and stunning lights mark White House campaign rally held by Donald Trump. pic.twitter.com/3T1acQAsaW

— DPRK News Service (@DPRK_News) August 28, 2020

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 28 August 2020 13:27 (three years ago) link

oh lovely, singing loudly, hope that isn't a method of spread or anything.

Stevolende, Friday, 28 August 2020 13:51 (three years ago) link

the pundits who thought bernie’s big twitter energy meant he was gonna cruise to the nomination are all-in on the “scary protests helps trump” big twitter energy

— kilgore trout, new tone haver (@KT_So_It_Goes) August 28, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:09 (three years ago) link

I honestly have no clue if the stuff in Kenosha is gonna tilt Wisconsin one way or the other. I suspect everyone I know decrying this is in the tank for Trump anyway.

frogbs, Friday, 28 August 2020 14:15 (three years ago) link

Ready for my hot-take? Throughout the Trump presidency there have been almost *countless* moments that seemed MASSIVELY important politically, from Charlottesville, to gov't shut down (remember that?) to impeachment, & basically none of it has altered a remarkably stable picture.

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) August 28, 2020

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:27 (three years ago) link

i like Chris Hayes but there's no dash in 'hot take'

that's also like the most lukewarm take ever

hayes of all people should know that Trump's M.O. is to pile up the outrages so it's impossible to remember what's happened

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:29 (three years ago) link

He mentions it often on his show.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

i am def. not in the tank for trump and i think wisconsin is lost. i think minn. may be lost too. basically i think the election is lost.

Thus Sang Freud, Friday, 28 August 2020 14:38 (three years ago) link

this is what the future looks like to you guy?

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link

ha! yes, sadly.

Thus Sang Freud, Friday, 28 August 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

Any particular reason why you think WI and MN are lost? FYI, 538's polling average has Biden up ~6 in both states, and their forecast predicts him to win each by ~4.

jaymc, Friday, 28 August 2020 14:46 (three years ago) link

hillary's margin in minn. was slim, and folks there might not all see the destruction of shops, grocery stores and residences in a revolutionary / anti-capitalist context. some of them have to eat and live there.

Thus Sang Freud, Friday, 28 August 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

6 percent is small stuff -- the negative campaigning hasn't even really started yet. dukakis was up more than biden before being willie hortoned.

Thus Sang Freud, Friday, 28 August 2020 14:51 (three years ago) link

i think wisconsin is lost. i think minn. may be lost too. basically i think the election is lost.

there's a "trump is gonna win" containment thread for this stuff

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:52 (three years ago) link

There's a thread for this. You really don't have to wipe it all over every politics thread.

rolling “Trump is gonna win” containment thread

xp

Scampos Runamuck (WmC), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:53 (three years ago) link

Oh, I definitely get being worried. By no means do I think Biden has it in the bag in any of the swing states. Was just wondering why you were focused on those two states. (And I'll admit that I didn't realize until I looked it up that Minnesota was so close. Biden is doing better in Michigan.)

jaymc, Friday, 28 August 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link

Sigh this again

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:54 (three years ago) link

folks there might not all see the destruction of shops, grocery stores and residences in a revolutionary / anti-capitalist context.

This is true but they also might not all see Trump-inspired teen murderers in a "just restoring order" context. "Why can't we all just get along?" politics are extremely popular and whether you like those politics or not, it's Biden who's offering them.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link

sorry, newbie to politic thread dynamics. xpost

Thus Sang Freud, Friday, 28 August 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link

hillary's margin in minn. was slim, and folks there might not all see the destruction of shops, grocery stores and residences in a revolutionary / anti-capitalist context. some of them have to eat and live there.

― Thus Sang Freud, Friday, August 28, 2020 9:48 AM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

this was part of the omar primary challenge, she won decisively and received 40,000 more votes than she did last time

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 August 2020 14:59 (three years ago) link

I get being worried about the election but what does anybody benefit from saying THE ELECTION IS LOST?

like...the Floyd protests didn't hurt Biden's numbers, at all! In fact, Trump's actions during that time corresponded with a dip in his approval rating and a greater gap in the race.

Negative campaigning has already started! I've seen a million negative ads from Trump already.

1988 was a very different era where fewer states were gimmes for blue and red. Back when you could amass 400+ EVs with ease. No Presidential election has swung that dramatically in recent years. Kerry is a better analogue - he was winning by 6-7 points and blew it.

and yes, it's hard to beat an incumbent. but it happens, and we're probably due for a one-term President since we haven't had one SINCE George H. W. Bush

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 August 2020 15:37 (three years ago) link

TSF I totally understand where you're coming from but I'm optimistic for a few reasons

1) anti-Trump sentiment seems way stronger than pro-Trump sentiment right now and a lot of 2016 swing voters (who went for Trump) are just plain sick of him. I know people say these folks just don't exist but I personally know a couple.

2) the entire 'give him a chance' mentality is no longer in his favor. we gave him a chance. things are legitimately shitty now in ways that are paralleled only by the worst events in American history. even Republicans seem to agree the country is on the wrong track.

3) Joe Biden, as bland and lukewarm as he is, is not Hillary Clinton, a woman whom the GOP has spent over 2 decades painting as some sort of boogeyman. none of the attacks on Biden seem to be sticking. even Republicans seem to like him.

obviously, there are things in favor of Trump - he's going to cheat, he's going to contest the results, and I think 4 years of QAnon bullshit has probably radicalized a new crop of boomer idiots who might've sat 2016 out. but his margins are razor thin.

frogbs, Friday, 28 August 2020 15:44 (three years ago) link

i mean we had articles coming out prior to 2018 midterms "the blue wave will probably just be a trickle", "Dems should prepare for disappointment", and we had Bret Stephens acting as if the gains were moderate the day teh election ended and kept doubling down even as the total went to 40 seats.

people in these threads were even saying they thought Republicans would keep the House! It didn't happen. which isn't to say Biden has this thing won, but the election is not "lost" ffs.

some people cum when they talk about Democrats doing things badly

muntjac wagner (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 August 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

oh yeah I meant to mention that. Dems have overperformed in basically every election since Trump won, right? sure there have been some high profile disappointments like Gillum and Beto but by and large it feels like things have consistently swung their way

frogbs, Friday, 28 August 2020 15:52 (three years ago) link

new crop of boomer idiots

don't think it's just boomer idiots who get pulled in by this shit. I'm more concerned by young ppl who are very online and get sucked into a antisocial nihilistic conspiracy theory whirlwind

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 28 August 2020 16:09 (three years ago) link

nothing much you can do
when you're old at heart

unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Friday, 28 August 2020 16:11 (three years ago) link

Biden has been running nonstop TV and online ads in Florida since last week fwiw

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 August 2020 16:14 (three years ago) link

what's the calculus on must-win swing states now? Has any of it changed? Last I checked biden had 6 ways to winning the EC and Trump had like, one.

akm, Friday, 28 August 2020 16:33 (three years ago) link

Biden needs to get back on the air in Minnesota

Bnad, Friday, 28 August 2020 16:40 (three years ago) link

don't think it's just boomer idiots who get pulled in by this shit. I'm more concerned by young ppl who are very online and get sucked into a antisocial nihilistic conspiracy theory whirlwind

yeah that's definitely true

frogbs, Friday, 28 August 2020 16:51 (three years ago) link

People who actually live in Minneapolis will not vote for 45; it’s the people in the outer suburbs who value property and policing more than black lives (hi mom!) who won’t switch from their 2016 votes.

santa clause four (suzy), Friday, 28 August 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link

idiots of all generations

xp

whiney on the moon (voodoo chili), Friday, 28 August 2020 17:00 (three years ago) link

hayes of all people should know that Trump's M.O. is to pile up the outrages so it's impossible to remember what's happened

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, August 28, 2020 10:29 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Like the Simpson's "Three Stooges Syndrome" but instead of sicknesses it's scandals. Gish Gallop through the presidency.

Evan, Friday, 28 August 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

Daniel Dale fact checks Trump's convention speech, set to football highlights music:

pic.twitter.com/0BrBIeSUGL

— Josh 🦇 (@BatcaveBruce) August 28, 2020

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 28 August 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

I couldn't help it, I laughed when it cut to Anderson just sipping on a coffee cup.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 28 August 2020 17:52 (three years ago) link

@SenThomTillis issues statement about not wearing mask at Trump speech at White House, after stressing the importance of masks at town halls and that same night on Twiter, saying he "fell short of my own standard."> pic.twitter.com/bmDcNaSS6d

— Steve Harrison (@Sharrison_WFAE) August 28, 2020

I listened in on one of these town halls last week and can confirm Tillis was very much playing the role of level-headed common-sense legislator assuring his constituents that the virus was very real and that they needed to wear masks. Sad but thoroughly unsurprising to see him immediately demonstrate the weakness to peer pressure of a fucking 12 year-old.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 28 August 2020 17:59 (three years ago) link

I hope every one of the people in that photo dies, tbh!

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Friday, 28 August 2020 18:05 (three years ago) link

Most of them are probably dead inside, that's a start.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 August 2020 18:35 (three years ago) link

xp regardless of the fact that these are demonstrably stupid and dangerous people, that's a pretty sociopathic statement!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 28 August 2020 18:36 (three years ago) link

Good news: they will all die

rob, Friday, 28 August 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

xp regardless of the fact that these are demonstrably stupid and dangerous people, that's a pretty sociopathic statement!

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, August 28, 2020 11:36 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

... eh. i felt it too

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 28 August 2020 18:46 (three years ago) link

i know they will not all die btw it's a fantasy

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 28 August 2020 18:47 (three years ago) link

Sorry, I was just being pedantic/literal

Karl M posted a relevant tweet on the outbreak thread, apparently the plan actually is for everyone to get corona

rob, Friday, 28 August 2020 18:50 (three years ago) link

Is it legal for @BarackObama to make campaign donor calls from Air Force One? http://t.co/TJM5NNVT Obama is always fundraising on our dime.

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 3, 2012

always

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 28 August 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

To chew one's nails over Hatch Act violations -- I accuse no one here of doing so -- when almost 200,000 people have died of COVID and, if we're lucky, several dozen more attending the RNC, is Chuck Toddism at its foulest.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 August 2020 19:10 (three years ago) link

otoh I totally understand the desire to draw attention to this administration's constant lawbreaking

frogbs, Friday, 28 August 2020 19:12 (three years ago) link

the Hatch Act is one of those laws I assume most Americans think gets broken by every administration.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 August 2020 19:27 (three years ago) link

yet I get emails from the ethics office reminding me about it constantly, every couple of years

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 28 August 2020 19:40 (three years ago) link

It's completely insulting and demeaning that I have to tiptoe around my politics at work while the supposedly MORE restricted appointees above me can just DGAF in public and openly flaunt using their official position to support their party and the POTUS. When my wife went to volunteer for Obama during the primaries in 2008 she took leave from her position and made sure to abide by all the rules, because that's the kind of people we are. I want to punch all these motherfuckers in the genitals

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, 28 August 2020 19:46 (three years ago) link

xxp You're probably right about that, Alfred, but waving it away effectively enables the lawbreaking to continue. (And isn't the ease by which it's broken kind of the point of codifying the law in the first place?) I also think there's a way for the media and for Democrats to place it into a broader narrative of corruption rotting the White House and of Trump putting his interests above those of the country.

jaymc, Friday, 28 August 2020 19:48 (three years ago) link

In the end, isn't breaking the law just the ultimate deregulation?

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 August 2020 19:51 (three years ago) link

^^^ bumper sticker

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link

"Anarchy for me, fascism for you" - Chuck Dukowski, Black Flag

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

Shrugging at the breaking of laws and subversion of norms serves only to ease the normativity of law breaking/norm subverting.

the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

lol yes in my federal government virtual ethics training i learned you can post political things to facebook on your lunch break if you leave the premises but you cannot do it from inside the office

contorted filbert (harbl), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:19 (three years ago) link

lol yes in my federal government virtual ethics training i learned you can post political things to facebook on your lunch break if you leave the premises but you cannot do it from inside the office

contorted filbert (harbl), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

yes but what about our system of CHECKS AND BALANCES, that couldn't possibly fail

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

yes but what about our system of CHECKS AND BALANCES, that couldn't possibly fail

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

yes but what about our system of CHECKS AND BALANCES, that couldn't possibly fail

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

yes but what about our system of CHECKS AND BALANCES, that couldn't possibly fail

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

yes but what about our system of CHECKS AND BALANCES, that couldn't possibly fail

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

yes but what about our system of CHECKS AND BALANCES, that couldn't possibly fail

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

lol whoops, i guess ilx isn't broken

contorted filbert (harbl), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:30 (three years ago) link

good points, but has anyone considered our system of checks and balances?

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:31 (three years ago) link

checks you say? balances, you ask?

akm, Friday, 28 August 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link

Sometimes I think our system of checks and balances *has* worked but hasn't been nearly effective enough when so much of our political system seems to be predicated on optional ethics that have been enforced only through time honored traditions that have never been so summarily dismissed or ignored before. Like, things we didn't think we needed a law for or against because there was *no way* someone would actually do/not do that.

Also, we should have a system of checks and balances.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 August 2020 20:34 (three years ago) link

nothing in this world that i like more than CHECKS

contorted filbert (harbl), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:40 (three years ago) link

I like to balance my love of CHECKS with some BALANCES tbh

rob, Friday, 28 August 2020 20:41 (three years ago) link

Democrats weakness has always been an overwillingness to turn the other check.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 28 August 2020 20:43 (three years ago) link


It's completely insulting and demeaning that I have to tiptoe around my politics at work while the supposedly MORE restricted appointees above me can just DGAF in public and openly flaunt using their official position to support their party and the POTUS. When my wife went to volunteer for Obama during the primaries in 2008 she took leave from her position and made sure to abide by all the rules, because that's the kind of people we are. I want to punch all these motherfuckers in the genitals

― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Friday, August 28, 2020 2:46 PM

otfm. i was afraid to give out my real name during the initial conferencecall.biz madness because i was terrified that someone would somehow connect the dots between me and that website and my federal job and think it was a critical commentary on how government business is conducted, or that someone would continue clicking on my links and see stuff i made making fun of mitt romney and republicans, etc. which...i'm almost certain that it wouldn't be a hatch act violation in the first place, but the point was that i was VERY careful about making sure that no one was mixing up my personal projects with my federal duties. that actually IS very important, and something federal employees take very seriously, ime. so yeah, seriously, punch them real hard in the genitals

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:50 (three years ago) link

what's irritating about this is that we spent 8 years hearing about how every single thing Obama did was illegal

frogbs, Friday, 28 August 2020 20:53 (three years ago) link

like...if/when i ever get back in fed service, and we're doing the annual mandatory hatch act training, you just know you're going to hear people muttering "yeah, just like mike pompeo follows the hatch act..." up and down the halls

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link

"i just want people to follow the law": moms

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 August 2020 20:59 (three years ago) link

#boomermoms

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 August 2020 21:00 (three years ago) link

I just want the law followed when it hinders ppl and things I disagree with and ignored when it hinders ppl and things I agree with

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 28 August 2020 21:20 (three years ago) link

IS THAT SO WRONG

i mean yes, emphatically, but well, y’know

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 August 2020 21:34 (three years ago) link

wtf

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 August 2020 22:05 (three years ago) link

sorry ignore me, i skipped several steps in that joke

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 28 August 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link

oh no I meant my multiple posts upthread!

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 28 August 2020 22:14 (three years ago) link

can someone urban-dictionary hatch act as "a reacharound" pls? i'm at work

Give me a Chad Smith-type feel (map), Friday, 28 August 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

@ KM - I had no idea conferencecall was yours :)

(the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Friday, 28 August 2020 23:13 (three years ago) link

xpost done, but we'll see if they publish it

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Friday, 28 August 2020 23:15 (three years ago) link

I don't post about, comment on, or even like anything related to politics anywhere on the internet except here out of extreme paranoia borne of working in state government and very much needing my health insurance.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 28 August 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

Trump: You know what I say? Protest this, your ass. I don’t talk about my ass pic.twitter.com/CFel9t5Ooj

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) August 28, 2020

"I don't talk about my ass" for September Thread Title.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:47 (three years ago) link

...or "Protest this, your ass".

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:50 (three years ago) link

don't know what the alternative is but I don't want to see any more idiotic Trump statements glorified as thread titles ever again

Dan S, Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:52 (three years ago) link

With any luck you’ll only have to deal with three more

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:54 (three years ago) link

I'll give him this much: he's very good at mimicking the cadence of normal, coherent speech. Like a well-trained parrot.

the secret of sucess is to know all rules ...and brake them (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 August 2020 01:56 (three years ago) link

Finding new dumb things he says to name threads after is the only worthwhile part of this shitshow that directly involves him.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:01 (three years ago) link

but it's also elevating him and it's increasingly hard to find it funny

Dan S, Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:05 (three years ago) link

Your 'elevation' is my 'look at this dumb motherfucking asshole'.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:08 (three years ago) link

can't believe naming threads after his quotes actually got him an 8 point bump in the polls

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:11 (three years ago) link

A lot of this is keeping receipts and chronicling the root.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:12 (three years ago) link

ROT, that is.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:12 (three years ago) link

Look at it as a fun series of preemptive memorials you can reflect upon and say, 'hey, remember when that dumb piece of shit was alive?'

Don't be such an idot. (Old Lunch), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:18 (three years ago) link

I can't see it as fun. he is a continuing threat

Dan S, Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:23 (three years ago) link

covfefe was the high point of his presidency

frogbs, Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:26 (three years ago) link

I definitely don't think these thread titles elevate him.

Scampos Runamuck (WmC), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:33 (three years ago) link

We should no-platform the most powerful human being on Earth by refusing to use his quotes on the politics thread.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:35 (three years ago) link

whatever

Dan S, Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:41 (three years ago) link

I'm with Dan. It's an annoying thing to keep looking at every day.

Nhex, Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:50 (three years ago) link

Which is why they're so apt for the U.S. politics thread.

a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:52 (three years ago) link

think we should no-platform him, yes

Dan S, Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:54 (three years ago) link

I think we should put him on a high platform and kick him off

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

yes, the best way to deal with the Trump problem is to pretend he doesn't exist, because he's Freddy Krueger

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link

how about you just get the fuck out of the thread if it bothers you that much, idk

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 02:59 (three years ago) link

I agree with Dan, this shit is lame

shout-out to his family (DJP), Saturday, 29 August 2020 03:04 (three years ago) link

there was no call for my aggro post, i apologize all.

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Saturday, 29 August 2020 03:18 (three years ago) link

I don't talk about my ass just my dick

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Saturday, 29 August 2020 03:22 (three years ago) link

you know what was the worst was when Charlie Chaplin made Hitler a household name

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 29 August 2020 03:22 (three years ago) link

xp no worries Neanderthal

Dan S, Saturday, 29 August 2020 03:24 (three years ago) link

xps Willl

with the help of many ilxors as well!

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Saturday, 29 August 2020 04:34 (three years ago) link

The guy worries about elevating Trump with a satirical thread title but has no response when confronted with the murderous nature of the Obama administration? Says he's inspired by Biden?

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Saturday, 29 August 2020 11:27 (three years ago) link

yes we are familiar with the differences between you and Dan S, table

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 29 August 2020 14:58 (three years ago) link

I respect DJP's view, but will say the monthly thread titles are a small, humorous silver lining in a cloud of spray tan.

trunk's full of pearl and lonestar (PBKR), Saturday, 29 August 2020 18:37 (three years ago) link

Thread title are the only way to tell months apart

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 29 August 2020 19:42 (three years ago) link

Cringing a bit today at these shared statuses from Gulf Coast chuds amazed that Trump came down to survey the hurricane damage, like that's not something every modern President will/has to do.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 29 August 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link

president keyes otm

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

Giancarlo Granda is kind of hot

Dan S, Sunday, 30 August 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link

not to put too fine a point on it, who cares if Giancarlo Granda is kind of hot?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 30 August 2020 03:30 (three years ago) link

If you're picking a poolboy for your cuckold fetish, I would hope he's hot.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 30 August 2020 03:37 (three years ago) link

He's got some Beto in 'im.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Sunday, 30 August 2020 03:38 (three years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Sunday, 30 August 2020 03:41 (three years ago) link

not to put too fine a point on it, who cares if Giancarlo Granda is kind of hot?

Jerry Falwell and Dan S, apparently

erratic wolf angular guitarist (sic), Sunday, 30 August 2020 04:15 (three years ago) link

am going to fantasize about him for the next few days or so

Dan S, Sunday, 30 August 2020 04:16 (three years ago) link

Ta-Nehisi Coates:

"These moments when brutality is on display, this is not the first moment this has happened in American history, and the record for how long the white American attention span is for this sort of brutality is not a positive point.

When strangers kick in somebody's door under the color of law and shoot them down, when agents of the state suffocate a man on the street in broad daylight, when agents of the state pull up to a 12 year old kid and shoot him down because he's playing with a plastic gun, when that happens there is an actual human being who people love, who people invested in, who people attributed all of their hopes and dreams to who was killed, who was suffocated, shot down for no other reason except being born into a system that prizes some people's lives above others"

Dan S, Sunday, 30 August 2020 05:15 (three years ago) link

almost posted this in the worst tech company thread, but:

Didn't have time to list it, but I pulled some data for this segment:

August FB interactions
CNN: 21 million
NYT: 8M
Ben Shapiro: 55M

August FB video views
CNN: 73M
NYT: 12M
The Hodgetwins: 84M

August FB shares:
CNN: 2.2M
NYT: 800K
Dan Bongino: 5.6M https://t.co/Ij6hkuTdte

— Kevin Roose (@kevinroose) August 30, 2020

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 August 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

it amazes me that out there is a massively influential guy named Dan Bongino. i have never even heard of him

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 August 2020 19:14 (three years ago) link

His first name used to be Oingo

uncle samsung (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 30 August 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

He is a serious piece of human trash. Don't familiarize yourself with him

pass the cur's dossier (Neanderthal), Sunday, 30 August 2020 19:26 (three years ago) link

That tweet otm

FB is trash

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 30 August 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

TBF wont a lot of the Shapiro shares be for lulz because of wet ass P-gate?

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Sunday, 30 August 2020 22:58 (three years ago) link

Pretty sure that those numbers for at least Ben are juked.

Boring, Maryland, Sunday, 30 August 2020 23:46 (three years ago) link

Yes and no.

Some background here

@CaseyNewton reports that @kevinroose's tweets showing the top content on Facebook — most often from right-wing pages — have "been driving people at Facebook absolutely crazy." https://t.co/FLc92TLKMV

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) July 22, 2020

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 30 August 2020 23:59 (three years ago) link

Nick Saban is leading the march for social justice from the Alabama football complex to Foster Auditorium. pic.twitter.com/ssNCRbNxDr

— Michael Casagrande (@ByCasagrande) August 31, 2020

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 31 August 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

Perhaps too raw, but...

Trump on Portland and the Trump caravan: "I understand they (had) large numbers of people that were supporters, but it was a peaceful protest and paint is a defensive mechanism. Paint is not bullets."

— Christopher Cadelago (@ccadelago) August 31, 2020

"Paint is a defense mechanism" for September title.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 31 August 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

I mean, what the actual fuck.

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 31 August 2020 23:40 (three years ago) link

"Defensive"

"...And the Gods Socially Distanced" (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 31 August 2020 23:41 (three years ago) link

The President claims people in the dark shadows who control the streets are really controlling Biden. He goes on to talk about a plane full of people wearing black uniforms but then says he can’t reveal anymore because it’s under investigation pic.twitter.com/AAk5GX0eWu

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 1, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 03:14 (three years ago) link

"We had somebody get on a plane from a certain city this weekend, and in the plane it was almost completely loaded with thugs, wearing these dark uniforms, black uniforms, with gear and this and that. They're on a plane."

Trump says this is "under investigation right now." pic.twitter.com/UjBBvsBaU3

— Oliver Darcy (@oliverdarcy) September 1, 2020

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 03:17 (three years ago) link

Trump: You know a choker they choke. Shooting a guy in the back many times couldn’t you have done something different... in the meantime he might have been going for a weapon... but they choke just like in a golf tournament they miss a 3 foot putt.... pic.twitter.com/HkzEX9ghZj

— Acyn Torabi (@Acyn) September 1, 2020

really trying to chip away at that 14% African American approval

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 03:21 (three years ago) link

She tried saved him there even

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 03:52 (three years ago) link

he's been doing this shit nonstop since the central park five

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 04:17 (three years ago) link

Joining together ilx’s two favorite topics, it sounds like Trump saw Dark Knight Rises and thought it was a documentary

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 1 September 2020 04:27 (three years ago) link

the real documentary, was the movie Idiocracy, which a lot of people think was a comedy,

frogbs, Tuesday, 1 September 2020 04:29 (three years ago) link


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