The August 2019 US Politics Thread is dumb (stupid}

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nothing about this is august

gbx, Thursday, 1 August 2019 06:28 (four years ago) link

bump

Mark G, Thursday, 1 August 2019 06:43 (four years ago) link

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 August 2019 11:25 (four years ago) link

It would be some good work by ilx if there ever is a band called Good Mourning & The Tax Returns

calzino, Thursday, 1 August 2019 11:29 (four years ago) link

with Bimble as lead guitarist

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 1 August 2019 11:33 (four years ago) link

what's great about the "Trump as isolationist, dems sound like Trump" takes is they ignore Trump has increased troop levels in Afghanistan and troop levels remain static in Syria despite his tantrums every few months about withdrawals. Withdrawals that mysteriously never come. pic.twitter.com/co0VsUgAfc

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) August 1, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 1 August 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

Trump's all for bringing them back...in body bags.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 1 August 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

.@SpeakerPelosi doesn’t respond to repeated questions about a majority of her caucus supporting impeachment, telling reporters she’ll have a statement later today.

— Heather Caygle (@heatherscope) August 1, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Thursday, 1 August 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link

Pelosi did get a nice burn in today calling Jared a slumlord.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 1 August 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link

disgraceful antisemitism from pelosi, smdh at the tropes

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 1 August 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link

gotta admire the rigor of the survey design from Team Trump:

Would you say you have an unfavorable or favorable view of socialism?
Unfavorable
Favorable

Which type of country would you prefer the United States be?
A thriving Capitalist country
A radical Socialist country

Who do you think has a better vision for America’s future?
President Donald Trump
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Who do you plan to vote for in 2020?
President Donald Trump
A socialist Democrat

Do you think that the federal government should be LESS involved in our healthcare system?
Yes
No

Do you have a problem with American taxpayer dollars being used to give illegal aliens FREE healthcare?
Yes
No

Do you agree with President Trump that Democrats have become the party of OPEN BORDERS?
Yes
No

Would you be upset if YOUR taxes were raised in order to pay for more welfare programs for illegal immigrants?
Yes
No

Would you be upset if YOUR taxes being raised in order to pay for socialist programs like the $92 TRILLION Green New Deal?
Yes
No

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, 1 August 2019 20:06 (four years ago) link

pretty easy to answer those

global tetrahedron, Thursday, 1 August 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link

there is no FREE healthcare for immigrants ! unless they mean getting treatment at an emergency room ? that is not fucking healthcare

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 1 August 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link

Which would you prefer to find on the sidewalk?

[ ] $100 bill beautifully signed by President Donald J. Trump
[ ] a dead rat signed by the failed and very racist Elijah Cummings

frogbs, Thursday, 1 August 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link

I hope Kamala Harris moves off her line about her campaign being about "3:00 a.m. issues" (i.e., the things that keep you up at night). Unhelpful reminder of Hillary Clinton's silly 3:00-a.m.-call ad from 2008.

clemenza, Thursday, 1 August 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link

GOP benefits from recasting a complex world into a dumbfuck binary simplistic enough for an enfeebled mule to comprehend, news at 11

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Thursday, 1 August 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link

as it happens, our president is already up at 3am and tweeting like a drunk college pledge

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 1 August 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link

At his rally, Trump says "we will be ending the AIDS epidemic shortly in America, and curing childhood cancer very shortly"

— Brandon Wall (@Walldo) August 2, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 2 August 2019 01:04 (four years ago) link

🙃

gbx, Friday, 2 August 2019 01:16 (four years ago) link

Too bad Trump is a germaphobe, he could really make a killing laying hands on his base and pronouncing them cured of all bodily ills

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 2 August 2019 01:22 (four years ago) link

trump personally curing childhood cancer is the sole way he could get on my good side tbh

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 2 August 2019 02:59 (four years ago) link

I have made the decision to not seek reelection for the 23rd Congressional District of Texas in order to pursue opportunities outside the halls of Congress to solve problems at the nexus between technology and national security. https://t.co/GeZ4Hh264f

— Rep. Will Hurd (@HurdOnTheHill) August 2, 2019

Third Texas Republican Congressman to retire. Also the only serving Black Republican Congressman. Also only partially into Trump.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 2 August 2019 03:13 (four years ago) link

He’s in one of the most contested swing districts in the country. He held on by a slim margin to Gina Ortiz jones who I think is running again. It’s hers to lose now.

Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Friday, 2 August 2019 03:16 (four years ago) link

Gina Ortiz Jones is running again. I know because I gave her $200 last time and she called me and told me she was running again about a month ago and can she have another $200. It is insane to me that talking to idiots like me is the main time-sink of even elected reps.

Huge deal and consistent with rumblings that while Texas EVs are probably still not in play the state legislature might be (big deal for eg abortion rights). And tx23 is one of the few remaining plausibly flippable congressional seats in the country.

Also look at these fucken idiots. They’ll probably end up working as internal lobbyists for the same tech company

https://youtu.be/UtBZSn-Be1w

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 August 2019 03:28 (four years ago) link

this seems cool and good and will definitely only be used for entirely legal and legitimate purposes

The US military is conducting wide area surveillance tests across six midwest states using experimental high-altitude balloons, documents filed with the Federal Communications Commission (FCC) reveal.

Up to 25 unmanned solar-powered balloons are being launched from rural South Dakota and drifting 250 miles through an area spanning portions of Minnesota, Iowa, Wisconsin and Missouri, before concluding in central Illinois.

Travelling in the stratosphere at altitudes of up to 65,000ft, the balloons are intended to “provide a persistent surveillance system to locate and deter narcotic trafficking and homeland security threats”, according to a filing made on behalf of the Sierra Nevada Corporation, an aerospace and defence company.

The balloons are carrying high tech radars designed to simultaneously track many individual vehicles day or night, through any kind of weather. The tests, which have not previously been reported, received an FCC license to operate from mid-July until September, following similar flights licensed last year.

Arthur Holland Michel, the co-director of the Center for the Study of the Drone at Bard College in New York, said, “What this new technology proposes is to watch everything at once. Sometimes it’s referred to as ‘combat TiVo’ because when an event happens somewhere in the surveilled area, you can potentially rewind the tape to see exactly what occurred, and rewind even further to see who was involved and where they came from.”

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/aug/02/pentagon-balloons-surveillance-midwest

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 2 August 2019 10:44 (four years ago) link

morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 August 2019 11:12 (four years ago) link

Really bad news! The Baltimore house of Elijah Cummings was robbed. Too bad!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 2, 2019

frogbs, Friday, 2 August 2019 12:18 (four years ago) link

lol

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 August 2019 12:20 (four years ago) link

yeah i didn't laugh when i saw that

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 2 August 2019 12:59 (four years ago) link

what the fuck

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 2 August 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

Again, how do you engage with the world in this fashion for 70+ years without someone eventually putting you in the hospital.

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 August 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link

Hire only the best security

Bnad, Friday, 2 August 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link

how dare you be so callous towards the man singlehandedly curing childhood cancer

he's probably not even gonna do it now, because you're all so unfair to him

frogbs, Friday, 2 August 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

If Trump found a cure for cancer today he'd just tease us with it until after the election

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 2 August 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link

cure for cancer is KFC and libtears, you're welcome

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 2 August 2019 14:48 (four years ago) link

I'm going to have a surveillance balloon probably drifting over and maybe crashing into my house, awesome

untuned mass damper (mh), Friday, 2 August 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

Pink Floyd in town?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 2 August 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

So Ratcliffe got Harriet Miers-ized

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 2 August 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

Too bad!

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 August 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

DonaldJTrumpJr appears to no longer follow @QueefTornado. (This bot cannot tell if this was an unfollow, suspension or block.)

— Trump Alert (@TrumpsAlert) August 2, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 August 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

It seems that the follower has become the master.

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Friday, 2 August 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

Huckabee writing jokes for the pres now?

A$AP Rocky released from prison and on his way home to the United States from Sweden. It was a Rocky Week, get home ASAP A$AP!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 2, 2019

frogbs, Friday, 2 August 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

It's either Huckabee or Gene Shalit

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 2 August 2019 18:51 (four years ago) link

this is honestly a great tactic

Sending our condolences to the President! 🤣 https://t.co/ZMHGbkqJwa

— Ilhan Omar (@IlhanMN) August 2, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 2 August 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link

Question, inspired by the current tariff wars with China: I remember a few years ago hearing a lot about how China owned billions of dollars worth of our debt, and all they had to do if they wanted to basically fist-fuck us to death was call in those chips. Is that no longer the case? What ever happened with that?

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 2 August 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link

Post QE, its clear the Fed would prop up the bond market.

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Friday, 2 August 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

*clicks link*
*feels bad about thinking "well that's kinda what i expected him to look like"*

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 2 August 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

if Rocky (or at least someone in the asap crew... ferg probably?) doesn't write a verse telling trump to fuck off and mind his own business i dunno
anyways rip nipsey
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 2 August 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link

If I'm understanding correctly, Sweden doesn't have a cash bail system and they release most people that aren't deemed dangerous until their court date

Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 August 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link

At least Joseph Goebbels spared us his children. https://t.co/a9jHVXHtIu

— Dennis Perrin (@DennisThePerrin) August 3, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 3 August 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

how droll

Jeff Bathos (symsymsym), Saturday, 3 August 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

this piece of shit fell down

https://www.cnn.com/2019/08/04/politics/mitch-mcconnell-shoulder-fracture-kentucky-home/index.html

akm, Sunday, 4 August 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link

who knew he had a skeleton

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link

thoughts and prayers

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link

the nation mourns

Clay, Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link

He should try again and keep trying until he manages to cave in that gelatinous noggin.

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:27 (four years ago) link

mitch’s outside patio is antifa

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

(hats off too to mcconnell’s comms director for the moronic ‘outdoor patio’ like he’s trying to distinguish it from those famous indoor patios we all own, use and enjoy)

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 4 August 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

your covered verandahs and whatnot

j., Sunday, 4 August 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

Aaron Sorkin is a disease. https://t.co/s2Vgh4fKeh

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) August 4, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 4 August 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link

totally agree. always good to find common ground.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Sunday, 4 August 2019 23:52 (four years ago) link

Every remotely swing-district GOP House member in Texas is resigning, indicating they think they face an brutally unfavorable state electorate in 2020, and O'Rourke still won't chuck his Presidential campaign and declare against Cornyn.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 5 August 2019 03:40 (four years ago) link

I'm not sold on the idea that Beto is the sole Democrat who could possibly fare well in that race. Why not support one of the candidates who are running?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 5 August 2019 03:42 (four years ago) link

The people who have declared so far are all fairly lame. Chris Bell is a charisma-vacuum, the vet is trying too hard to suck up the Republicans, and the Houston city councilwoman is...a Houston city councilwoman.

Cornyn was tweeting in June about Hispanics invading Texas.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 5 August 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link

"suck up to"

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 5 August 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link

Beto's already done an unreal amount of ground work for a Texas Senate race, my opinion of him plummeted when he declared for president. Get the fuck over yourself, Beto. Just run against Cornyn already. I assume he like every other Dem presidential hopeful has access to internal polling that shows whoever the Dem candidate for president is has a total lock on winning the race, which is why all these sub-Beeblebrox egomaniac jags insist on crowding the field.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Monday, 5 August 2019 05:26 (four years ago) link

I'm not sold on the idea that Beto is the sole Democrat who could possibly fare well in that race. Why not support one of the candidates who are running?

He’s not the sole candidate, but he has goodwill & name recognition rn that will play better if he drops out IN ORDER TO REPRESENT HIS STATE, than if he takes another swing as a twice-failed candidate later

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 5 August 2019 06:22 (four years ago) link

Wrapping up an out-of-sight weekend at his golf club in Bedminster, N.J., President Donald Trump said Sunday that “perhaps” more needs to be done with respect to gun control. “Hate has no place in our country and we’re going to take care of it,” Trump told reporters as he prepared to board Air Force One to return to Washington, D.C.

Trump said he will make a statement Monday on the two mass shootings over the weekend and what can be done in response.

Trump said he has also spoken with Attorney General William Barr and FBI Director Christopher Wray about the mass violence. He said his statement will be at around 10 a.m. on Monday.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 5 August 2019 11:57 (four years ago) link

Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong background checks, perhaps marrying....

Tweet was going down an interesting path until the follow up

....this legislation with desperately needed immigration reform. We must have something good, if not GREAT, come out of these two tragic events!

"Let us be more racist and we might (won't) tighten gun laws a bit"

But we all knew whose fault it would really be

News coverage has got to start being fair, balanced and unbiased, or these terrible problems will only get worse!

Meant as a threat obv

nashwan, Monday, 5 August 2019 12:18 (four years ago) link

I couldn't decide whether his 'solution' was gonna entail increased persecution of non-whites or like declaring Antifa a terrorist organization. Whichever way it went, I knew it would be incoherent and unhelpful, so bravo.

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 August 2019 12:22 (four years ago) link

The only way to stop this needless gun violence is more tariffs on China.

COOL DUDE'S ONLY, NO NERD'S ALOUD (Old Lunch), Monday, 5 August 2019 12:23 (four years ago) link

i was about the post the same thing; I had one brief moment of hope this morning seeing "trump pushing for background checks" and then i saw this shit.

akm, Monday, 5 August 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

my assumption now is "I'll sign background checks if you give me a wall"

hey fucker why not sign the background check bill Mitch won't allow through Senate, and why don't you accept the immigration plans congress has broght you multiple times?

akm, Monday, 5 August 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link

not sure if Trump's "maybe the mass murderer had a point" strategy is gonna play well here

frogbs, Monday, 5 August 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

there are good people on both sides of this AK-47

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 5 August 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link

perfect

Trump says those lost in Toledo will not have died in vain but it was actually Dayton

— John Harwood (@JohnJHarwood) August 5, 2019

frogbs, Monday, 5 August 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

Holy Toledo!

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 5 August 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

Republicans and Democrats must come together and get strong background checks, perhaps marrying....

who doesn't love a wedding?

jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Monday, 5 August 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link

Former FBI agent: “There’s some reluctance among agents to bring forth an investigation that targets what the president perceives as his base. It’s a no-win situation for the FBI agent or supervisor.” https://t.co/p5oX0LJbKF

— Max Boot (@MaxBoot) August 5, 2019

um excuse me but I think you'll find the FBI is stuffed with angry Trump-hating Democrats

frogbs, Monday, 5 August 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

not least the sinisiter LOVERS

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 5 August 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link

beginning to look like James Comey might actually be stupider than Trump

Mr. Hamburglar, please take a stand against stealing hamburgers. pic.twitter.com/C5hhZKNl4K

— Scott Conroy (@ScottFConroy) August 5, 2019

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 5 August 2019 19:14 (four years ago) link

markets are taking this totally normal little trade war well

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 05:42 (four years ago) link

indeed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBT-y3aUwAAJ_eo.jpg:small

mookieproof, Tuesday, 6 August 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

osama_thumbsup.jpg

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 20:15 (four years ago) link

How is this all playing with the alt-right gaming chuds?

Coelacanth Green (Leee), Tuesday, 6 August 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

If Trump or another republican politician says something they don't like, they just doublethink the blame onto "the media" that reported it.

Dan I., Tuesday, 6 August 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

I posted this in the AOC thread as well, but this is a pretty amazing clip. She burns through more in two minutes than MSNBC can in a whole evening of panel discussions.

‘I don’t want to hear the question ‘is this president racist?’ anymore. He is.’ — @AOC held nothing back while condemning Trump for using the language of white supremacy pic.twitter.com/3rWCkdYq6n

— NowThis (@nowthisnews) August 6, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link

These are rich people who maxed out donations to our racist, asshole president, I know your schtick is to rush to defend power but scumbag multimillionaires are the backbone of the GOP (not just “famous billionaires”) naming & shaming those who need good PR is the least we can do https://t.co/PVr8cA7Tp4

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) August 6, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 12:12 (four years ago) link

It's public information, the pushback on Castro is ridiculous.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link

you know it's serious when Joy Fucking Reid is shaming Maggie Haberman:

What am I missing? This is public information via the FEC. Also, the NYT has done these stories disclosing donors to presidential candidates, like this one: https://t.co/bCbA3kfaCr

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) August 7, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:14 (four years ago) link

that aoc clip is powerful, holy shit

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:16 (four years ago) link

I feel like the pushback against NYT and the rest of the media has been more intense this time around. From O'Rourke just going 'Members of the press: What the fuck?' to the backlash to the NYT Unity headline to this. Might be people think the rules of political discourse are changing when shooters are literally using Trumps rhetoric in manifestoes before mass murder, but a lot of the media wants business to go on as usual.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link

NYT definitely seemed to get a lot of heat from that headline

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link

The tweets from politicians in the story from The Guardian were pretty good: https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/aug/06/new-york-times-front-page-headline-changed It's a mix of the headline just being wrong, and being indefensible, and being cowardly.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link

AOC: Love Bigger 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

NYT cowardly “centrist” nonsense shockah

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link

I know we've discussed this already but it's especially irritating how the primary knock on AOC from the right is that she's an airhead or has no idea what she's talking about; practically every old dumb blonde joke has been re-appropriated to be about AOC on Facebook boomer pages. Then again literally all these people do is project so I guess it makes sense

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link

bravo to Castro. It's about time Dems play dirty, and I use the term loosely because this is legal.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

Re: centrist media, I've been very pleasantly surprised at how Esquire has been calling out Trump. For a magazine that highlights $3K sweaters and $10K watches, they could have avoided alienating their rich right-wing readers.

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

lots of rich ppl think trump is an embarrassment iirc

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

This is... fun? Is fun the word?

kinda nice, now I know of a few local businesses I'll never shop at again

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

yeah but just cuz bad manners xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

Only nine people in my town of over 130,000 have ever donated to Trump.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link

404 error. either lots of people are looking this stuff up or it's TEH DEEP STAET

jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link

it should work if you search by committee rather than candidate.

Auld Drink of Misery (zchyrs), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link

https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/aug/07/tucker-carlson-white-supremacy-fox-news-hoax

“If you were to assemble a list, a hierarchy of concerns, problems this country has, where would white supremacy be on the list? Right up there with Russia probably. It’s actually not a real problem in America,” Carlson told his audience on Tuesday night.

Claiming that white supremacy issue was being used by Democrats as a political tool, Carlson continued: “This is a hoax. Just like the Russia hoax, it’s a conspiracy theory used to divide the country and keep a hold on power.”

Carlson also claimed all the white supremacists in America could fit inside a football stadium before repeating his belief that white supremacy in the US is a non-existent problem. He went on to insist that he’s “never met anybody – not one person – who ascribes to white supremacy”.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

makes you think!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

I often have trouble estimating the 'disingenuous/dumbfuck' ratio with people like this. Certainly hefty portions of both.

Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

Carlson also claimed all the white supremacists in America could fit inside a football stadium

typically college and pro football stadiums hold like 50K+ people, up to 80 or 100K right?

uh

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

I think it's safe to assume the former in Carlson's case but it's a mixture of both when it comes to his audience.

xp

pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link

'White supremacy is a hoax,' says prominent steward of white supremacy.

Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

I don't know if it's still possible (or if it ever was, really) to persuasively disentangle Fox News from Infowars.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link

'White supremacy is a hoax,' says prominent steward of white supremacy.

cf: "there's no such thing as the mafia"

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

carlson doesn't believe that white supremacy is a problem in america cause he believes it's the solution

jakey mo collier (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link

I propose putting all the white supremacists in a football stadium, playing the national anthem on a loop, locking the doors, and forcing them to stand until they fall down

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link

where would white supremacy be on the list?

way way wayyyyyyy below Antifa amirite Tucky

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:40 (four years ago) link

If you were to assemble a list, a hierarchy of concerns, problems this country has....a manifesto if you will...

nashwan, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:46 (four years ago) link

shorter fucker carlson: the problem is definitely not white supremacy. the problem is all of these non-white people that we don't want in our country because we don't think they're as good as true americans, you know, the "all-american" kind of people, most often white

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

What a graphic. Wowsers. (And the grey box that is Wyoming is extraordinary.) https://t.co/Su0TllURBx

— Andrew Wilson (@AJWTheology) August 7, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 17:02 (four years ago) link

WV - where even the non-gun-owning people are cool with the NRA

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 17:06 (four years ago) link

all 10 of them

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 17:07 (four years ago) link

Just like the way they categorize what a racist is, they're only willing to see the caricatures of the group as the problem. Not to throw around fallacy names, but it's kind of a no true scotsman thing. If he insists that liberals are saying we have a white supremacist problem, but to him a white supremacist is defined narrowly as literally a skinhead with a swastika tattoo on their forehead, then yeah that's one way to misrepresent the argument. Same way racism is narrowly defined as separate water fountains and the KKK.

Evan, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

It's easier to justify pernicious behavior when you pretend that its strictest definition is saddled with a bunch of bogus modifiers that let you off the hook.

Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

well, yeah...look at how much they bristled at the concentration camp label

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

If you were to lock all the white supremacists in a stadium would they bond or turn on each other?
Would hope for a permanent elimination competition.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

very fine supremacists on both sides

“I am concerned about the rise of any group of hate,” President Trump tells reporters, adding that is “whether it’s white supremacy, or any other kind of supremacy.”

— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) August 7, 2019

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

demonstrably concerned about the taco supreme

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

I don’t care if you’re white, Black, purple, taco, Bourne,

omar little, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

We should all be concerned with the possibility that another group might usurp the millennia-long stranglehold people of west European descent have had on this hemisphere whose every system has been gamed to perpetuate said stranglehold indefinitely. We must remain vigilant etc.

Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link

If you were to lock all the white supremacists in a stadium would they bond or turn on each other?

They've been bonding at Trump rallies for years, so...

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:14 (four years ago) link

OTOH people whose existence is so heavily defined by an other they can demonize are almost certain to turn on each other once they realize what's suddenly missing from their football field-bound lives.

Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

Who do you blame for your fundamental uselessness when there are no minorities to scapegoat?

(A koan for our times.)

Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

remember how 2 years ago Trump both sides'd the Charlottesville Nazi rally and it was a big deal

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

2017 was wild!

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

Carlson also claimed all the white supremacists in America could fit inside a football stadium

they could call it the Republican National Convention

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

Trying to think of another organization besides the '64-and-beyond GOP that pushes its tacit white supremacist mandate as close to the brink of explicitness without formally codifying it as such. Coming up short.

Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:35 (four years ago) link

maybe the National Party in South Africa, up to 1994? although I'm not sure if apartheid was formally codified by the party or if it was more like Jim Crow (which was formally codified in some areas, of course)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

no stats on how many stadiums they'd fill but

Tucker Carlson said last night that white supremacy isn't a "real problem" in the United States. This is almost too ridiculous to fact check, but here are a few numbers from me on the extent of the problem: pic.twitter.com/XFPY3BguD9

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 7, 2019

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

Seal of the GOP should be an old white dude looking aghast and butthurt with 'WHO, ME?' underneath.

Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

can i get a fact check on how effective it has been to fact check obvious racists

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link

it is 100% effective %0 of the time

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

I think he thinks it impresses people. I just find it a bit anally retentive and a good reason to ignore the guy

Stevolende, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

Tucker Carlson said last night that white supremacy isn't a "real problem" in the United States.

It doesn't trouble him, therefore it is not a problem.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 19:06 (four years ago) link

'How could I fault an ideology which allows me, who in a just universe would be consigned to ashtray cleaning detail at a car wash, to vomit every worthless opinion I have to millions of people on national tv?'

Liberals are insane in the mimbrain!!! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link

Watching Sleepy Joe Biden making a speech. Sooo Boring! The LameStream Media will die in the ratings and clicks with this guy. It will be over for them, not to mention the fact that our Country will do poorly with him. It will be one big crash, but at least China will be happy!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2019

he tweets between visiting with the victims two separate mass shootings

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link

that said he's actually right here, the media knows Trump is good for business and that's why they run so much cover for him

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

his tweets are basically the presidential Warhol Diaries

(sorry Andy)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

This is not Brockway’s first run in with police. MTN News obtained court documents from a 2010 incident where he plead guilty to an assault with a weapon charge.
In that 2010 incident, Brockway pulled up to a parked vehicle, got out and pulled a gun on a family and stated he was going to kill them.
Brockway's friend persuaded him to put away his weapon and leave.
He was sentenced to 10 years with the Montana Department of Corrections, all of which were suspended.

who could've seen this coming except everyone

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

Basically American Taliban.

Coelacanth Green (Leee), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:37 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBZG8veW4AY7gN2?format=jpg&name=small

reminder that Trump literally does not care about dead people and sees every single visit as an opportunity for people to show him how much they like him

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EBZQI1BVAAEt1PC.jpg

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

why is no one screaming at him to go away

brimstead, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

Dumb post, I guess I wouldn’t cause a scene if he for some reason visited my place of work

brimstead, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

I think he thinks it impresses people. I just find it a bit anally retentive and a good reason to ignore the guy

― Stevolende, Thursday, August 8, 2019 5:01 AM (one hour ago)

Beat reporters who are assigned to cover city council meetings just file reports to impress people. I find it anally retentive to report on conspiracies to overturn votes on levies, and if reports cover the mayor's actions after receipt of bribes, that is a good reason to ignore the reporter.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

would you stand for the picture and smile? those fucking people around him... xpost

Yerac, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

rich doctors are usually chuds

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/08/06/politics/trump-campaign-el-paso-debt/

According to invoice documents obtained by CNN, the city of El Paso initially billed the Trump campaign $470,417.05 in reimbursement costs for the event. But in a letter dated March 27, 2019, the Office of the Comptroller of the City of El Paso wrote to the campaign that, if it did not pay its debt within 30 days, a one-time 21% collection fee -- nearly $100,000 -- would be added. The total invoice with the late fees now stands at $569,204.63.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link

Dumb post, I guess I wouldn’t cause a scene if he for some reason visited my place of work

one time I bumped into John Howard outside a lift at work, and elected to take the stairs rather than scream at him for going into a fake war as a lickspittle, and for opening concentration camps to imprison refugees about whom he had lied that they murdered their own children, in order to win an election he was tanking

however, this was a public service job at an institution he was already trying to eradicate, and there were no cameras.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link

I think he reached the bar

Let's hope that Trump is so boorish and uncouth today in Dayton and El Paso that he puts an end once-and-for all to this sick tradition of Presidents visiting the scenes of selected atrocities--they never go to the sites of slaughter that they actually have culpability for.

— Jeffrey St. Clair (@JSCCounterPunch) August 7, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 7 August 2019 21:01 (four years ago) link

Tucker Carlson Insists Every White Supremacist In America Could Fit In Stadium But That Tickets To TuckerCon Won’t Last https://t.co/mGwgJpOeRU pic.twitter.com/uepMRRyIab

— The Onion (@TheOnion) August 7, 2019

frogbs, Wednesday, 7 August 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link

I hope the people can stay angry for a long time about this

El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 August 2019 01:07 (four years ago) link

Children of those arrested in Wednesday’s #ICE raids near Forest, MS. are being put up in a local gym tonight by neighbors/strangers. Many are left scared & crying after coming home from school & being locked out without their parents. Donated food & drinks are being provided. pic.twitter.com/d2juMdK1Vj

— Alex Love (@AlexLoveWJTV) August 8, 2019

JoeStork, Thursday, 8 August 2019 02:14 (four years ago) link

I’ve written and erased several posts re: that story that the mods would have probably had to delete.

JoeStork, Thursday, 8 August 2019 02:22 (four years ago) link

sounds awful

Dan S, Thursday, 8 August 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link

xpost I do a lot of that these days. I'm inching ever nearer to making explicit calls for [REDACTED] but I've retained my better judgment this far.

Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 August 2019 02:36 (four years ago) link

prob best to save it for a signal text

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link

This country has no need for an ethnic cleansing agency, you could just say that. We all agree.

El Tomboto, Thursday, 8 August 2019 02:54 (four years ago) link

We all agree.

If, by 'we' you indicate ilxors, then yes. If you meant to indicate all Americans, then there seems to be a substantial body within the public who would enthusiastically embrace a bit of the old ethnic cleansing, if it is hidden behind some sort of fig leaf of rationalization.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 8 August 2019 03:05 (four years ago) link

here's a fun fb comment from someone I've known since we were just little kids. conservatism does a fucking number on people's brains

Let's say libs are right and gun laws protect us from each other for the most part. let's say they "work" (still isnt going to stop people from illegally obtaining a gun), but ultimately if we need to use our guns to rise up against a corrupt govt... say they decided white people all had to die (not too far-fetched these days, eeeh?), but they slowly took our guns... first only the so called assault weapons... then on down to less threatening guns... then our speech gets censored...
I mean, it didn't happen fast in ww2. It was a slow build. So slow nobody realized they were in danger. They took away jews rights, first things like enforcing a curfew, then they made it illegal to purchase from their businesses, separated them by forcing them to wear the mogen David, took away their radios, relocated them with whatever they could carry into ghettos where they were fenced off from the world and cramped and living in horrible conditions, starved them, slowly lowering the amount of food they would get, eventually they were shipped off to death camps. People heard rumors... but how can you believe something so horrible. Also what can you do when you are nearly starved to death, swollen with hunger and have no weapons?
I'm not for giving more control away, because I don't want to see a slow erosion of our rights. I do not trust government.

I saw a quote that read: "how many people have to die before you will give up your guns"

"the answer is all of us"

frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link

say they decided white people all had to die (not too far-fetched these days, eeeh?), but they slowly took our guns... first only the so called assault weapons... then on down to less threatening guns... then our speech gets censored...

what if "First they came for the socialists, and I did not speak out—
Because I was not a socialist."

only in the complete opposite direction

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 August 2019 05:08 (four years ago) link

cool creepy ending too!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 August 2019 05:09 (four years ago) link

very fine supremacists on both sides

“I am concerned about the rise of any group of hate,” President Trump tells reporters, adding that is “whether it’s white supremacy, or any other kind of supremacy.”
— Kaitlan Collins (@kaitlancollins) August 7, 2019

She left out the best bit, he then goes on to say "whether it’s antifa, whether it’s any group " and kind of trails off.

I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE, RUGFACE.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 8 August 2019 05:15 (four years ago) link

so basically the only time people like frogbs' fb friend would be willing to take up arms against the government is if the government tried to take their arms

v cool ethical ouroboros mindset

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 08:33 (four years ago) link

I do not trust government

I trust gun-owners much less.

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Thursday, 8 August 2019 09:18 (four years ago) link

Amnesty International today issued a travel warning calling for travelers and visitors to the United States to exercise extreme caution due to rampant gun violence, which has become so prevalent in the US that it amounts to a human rights crisis. https://t.co/bsVsiBOO5K pic.twitter.com/CVWEyVzR3c

— Amnesty International (@amnestyusa) August 7, 2019

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 8 August 2019 10:12 (four years ago) link

amnesty international otm tbh

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link

tfw when 'laws' are more important than child welfare

ICE rounds up hundreds of undocumented workers in immigration sweeps in Mississippi

U.S. immigration authorities on Wednesday rounded up hundreds of undocumented workers in food processing plants during a sprawling operation in Mississippi that officials touted as the largest immigration enforcement sweep in a single state in U.S. history.

By targeting workplaces across six different cities in southern Mississippi, Immigration and Customs and Enforcement (ICE) agents, with the help of the local district attorney's office, apprehended approximately 680 undocumented immigrants.

At a press conference on Wednesday afternoon, U.S. Attorney for the Southern District of Mississippi Mike Hurst said the large-scale raids collectively represented "the largest single state immigration enforcement operation in our nation's history."

"While we are a nation of immigrants, more than that, we are first and foremost a nation of laws," he told reporters at the press conference, where he was flanked by Acting ICE Director Matthew Albence.

Asked about what would happen to workers who have children in the U.S., Albence reiterated the administration's standard guidance that arrests in the criminal justice system lead to family separations. He said affected children would be placed with other family members and in some instances, some parents could be released with ankle bracelets.

In Forest, Mississippi, gym owner Jordan Barnes and other community leaders were taking donations to put some of the children up for the night in his Clear Creek Boot Camp and get them to school Thursday morning, reports CBS Jackson, Mississippi affiliate WJTV.

The station says many children of those arrested across the state were left with nowhere to go. Children, some as young as toddlers, were relying on neighbors and even strangers to pick them up and drive them to the gym, where people tried to keep them calm. But many of them couldn't stop crying for their parents, WJTV said.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/ice-raids-in-mississippi-officials-tout-largest-single-state-immigration-sweeps-in-us-history-today-2019-08-07/

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 10:32 (four years ago) link

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 August 2019 10:49 (four years ago) link

what is frogbs' FB friend waiting for? Trump and ICE would seem to be exactly what he's talking about!

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 August 2019 11:07 (four years ago) link

it's only government tyranny when it's imposed on white people iirc

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 11:15 (four years ago) link

They'll put the guns away when there's no-one left to shoot.

Mark G, Thursday, 8 August 2019 11:33 (four years ago) link

so 680 people were rounded up and separated from their families—not at the Mexican border—and we are evidently inured enough to this that it doesn't merit a single mention on NYT home page

this is trending in a completely fucked direction

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 August 2019 12:29 (four years ago) link

seems like they have cleared the first hurdle of outrage

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 August 2019 12:31 (four years ago) link

well, yeah

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 12:31 (four years ago) link

what is frogbs' FB friend waiting for? Trump and ICE would seem to be exactly what he's talking about!

hah I brought that up and she got all mad about THE LAAAWWWWWSSSS

frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 12:37 (four years ago) link

maybe remind your friend that illegally crossing the us border is a misdemeanour

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 12:40 (four years ago) link

TBF the common punishment for most misdemeanors in the US is being forcibly separated from your young children.

[RE-MOTHERFUCKING-DACTED]

Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 August 2019 12:47 (four years ago) link

All the assholes who need their guns just in case the government gets out of hand and taking away liberties etc YOUR TIME IS NOW, MOTHERFUCKERS

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 August 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link

Worth a read.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 8 August 2019 12:49 (four years ago) link

TBF the common punishment for most misdemeanors in the US is being forcibly separated from your young children.

yeah so this is usually when she goes off about A) We have no way to tell if they're actually families!! 70% of them are actually human traffickers! (source: http://patriotnews.info) and B) If I do crimes and go to jail they take my kids away too!

frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 12:54 (four years ago) link

it's almost like she's not arguing in good faith or something

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 12:57 (four years ago) link

I know it's as common as a cold, but I will never understand how people's basic humanity can slip away to such an extent that they can't at least empathize with the trauma of parents and children being separated from one another.

Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 August 2019 12:58 (four years ago) link

as for actual citizens being "accidentally" detained it really does seem this admin is now a stone's throw from giving up the pretense of error and just owning it as policy

yeah you might have proof to the contrary, you might have the law on your side (lol) but sorry you're brown a suspect until a single overwhelmed public defender can navigate you and a hundred others out of here

srsly what is going to prevent this from happening

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link

easy to do when you don't think of people who don't share your skin tone as human and your attitude is reinforced by media which regularly refers to those people in deliberately dehumanising terms xp

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:00 (four years ago) link

And yet how many of these people would still shed a tear or two while watching a sad video about neglected puppies.

Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:04 (four years ago) link

well, there aren't caravans of puppies swarming over the border, bringing disease, rape gangs and terrorists with them

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link

I know it's as common as a cold, but I will never understand how people's basic humanity can slip away to such an extent that they can't at least empathize with the trauma of parents and children being separated from one another.

It's an extension of that self-shielding mechanism whereby you look away when walking by a slowly expiring hobo downtown. Focus on that sensation and intensify it infinity-fold – voilà, you're a neocon now.

pomenitul, Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:09 (four years ago) link

she's on one today already

Hate whitey. Love diversity.
White man bad. White man evil.
Everyone else can do no wrong.
Fear white man. White = racist.
THERE ARE BAD AND GOOD PEOPLE OF EACH AND EVERY SKIN TONE. I'M NOT SORRY FOR MY SKIN COLOR. IM PROUD OF IT. IF YOU THINK THAT MAKES ME EVIL, YOU NEED SOME MENTAL HELP. STOP EATING WHAT THE MEDIA FEEDS YOU.

frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link

Sounds a little paranoid

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link

STOP EATING WHAT THE MEDIA FEEDS YOU, THAT IS MY JOB.

Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:28 (four years ago) link

why the fuck are you friends with this person

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link

Habit's a helluva drug. Also the fear of dying alone.

pomenitul, Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link

It's like reading a screed on independent thought comprised entirely of pullquotes. So many brains out there that just don't work.

Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link

White man bad. White man evil.

to be fair, this IS the face tattoo that House democrats have pledged to require every American to get starting in 2020

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

if only the house dems were committed to anything approaching that kind of radical action

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

in other crushingly awful immigration policy news

OMG. I don’t care which side of political debate you’re on, this is just horrible.

Video of Jimmy Al Daoud , lived in US since was 6 months old, then got deported by ICE to Iraq in June.

Diabetic, homeless, didn’t know language. He died... pic.twitter.com/djKTXFbp48

— Joyce Karam (@Joyce_Karam) August 8, 2019

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 8 August 2019 13:59 (four years ago) link

I should straight up ask her if she would've supported this guy getting a gun and shooting ICE agents but I really don't wanna engage right now

frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link

I'M NOT SORRY FOR MY SKIN COLOR. IM PROUD OF IT.

This is like being proud you have a gall bladder.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 8 August 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

I'M NOT SORRY FOR MY SKIN COLOR. IM PROUD OF IT.

This is so funny to me. "I'm proud of my blue eyes! I worked hard on that shit!"

xp

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 August 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

I think a big reason why some of them cling to "but what about the laws??? I have empathy but these ppl broke the law!!!" to such a degree that it seems robotic is because they're trying like hell to not allow their empathy/humanity to enter into the equation and chip away at their racism/xenophobia

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 August 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

so there's a pic of Trump "consoling" a young girl in Dayton hospital. she couldn't have been one of the shooting victims. ???

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

"i just want everyone to follow the law!" is my mom's defense as well (my dad has none; he's just silent). it's not allowing empathy in, but also the fact that if they're wrong on this now, it also means they've been wrong about it for the entirety of their lives. vocally wrong. i think that possibility is just too much for some people to deal with, they won't even consider it. (i think about this in re: climate deniers, too)

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

xp

she could have been closely related to one of them?

Karl Malone, Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

she's a patient herself tho

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

not only would they have to admit to being wrong for year, but, even worse, libtards were right

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

"who is writing the law" is the obvious rejoinder but i understand that banging one's head against a wall delivers diminishing returns

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

they're stuck at Kohlberg stage 4

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 August 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

White man bad. White man evil.

I love it when Ludacris gets political

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:19 (four years ago) link

omg

Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 8 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

So I get why the right is obsessed with antifa, but can anyone tell me if they’ve done anything actually newsworthy in the last year or so or is this just Fox News keeping the irons hot for viewership?

Heez, Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

probably got up to some shit in Portland

Οὖτις, Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

also antifa isn't really a 'they'

gbx, Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

why, do ey prefer spivak pronouns

j., Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:50 (four years ago) link

i'm just confused by a text i got about how they should be labelled a terrorist organization. but knowing the sender, it's probably a dumb (stupid) question

Heez, Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

antifa isn't an organization

gbx, Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

There was the thing where total dipshit “journalist” Andy Ngo got punched by some Antifa types. He is now diligently working to associate every leftist journalist he can with Connor Betts.

Hi. @MrAndyNgo, who is not vile scum, reached out to me for comment. I wanted to post my reply to him here, as well. pic.twitter.com/TJgBOScxKa

— Cody Johnston (@drmistercody) August 8, 2019

JoeStork, Thursday, 8 August 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link

not to mention the MSM's complicity in all this by allowing him to go on a "I got kicked in the head" media tour

frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link

not one but two Onion articles about that insane media stunt Trump pulled yesterday

https://politics.theonion.com/trump-campaign-denies-doctoring-photos-showing-him-spea-1837077421

https://politics.theonion.com/sorry-about-the-tornado-or-whatever-says-trump-wolfi-1837074904

frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link

how candidates answer questions from journalists are approaching the answers given by athletes in relevance to my life

position papers or die

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:52 (four years ago) link

sorry, meant for other thread

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 August 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

Was it now

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

for those who gaf

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:15 (four years ago) link

ok I think I'm just gonna block this lady she's been going nonstop on "85% PERCENT OF CRIME IS BLACK ON WHITE WHY DOESN'T DON LEMON CARE!?!?!?!?!?" and so on

frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link

You think?

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link

Like that's a block invitation yo.

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:31 (four years ago) link

Scoop: The deputy director of national intelligence, Sue Gordon, will leave her position following a meeting in Oval with Trump today, sources tell me. https://t.co/0hptsRz0dE

— Jennifer Jacobs (@JenniferJJacobs) August 8, 2019

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Thursday, 8 August 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link

I wanna puke

Here’s the video of CNN reporting that Trump forced that now-orphaned baby, whose parents died shielding him during the mass shooting, to come back to the hospital for a Trump publicity event after the other victims refused to meet him. pic.twitter.com/CKDlxa8xMz

— John Aravosis 🇺🇸 (@aravosis) August 8, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 8 August 2019 23:26 (four years ago) link

my god this is fucking grotesque

From the First Lady’s twitter account, this appears to be the baby both of whose parents died shielding him from the El Paso shooter. The baby in question was discharged the day before and brought back for Trumps visit. Child is not id’d on @flotus account. But appears to... pic.twitter.com/17L6XQROMS

— Josh Marshall (@joshtpm) August 9, 2019

frogbs, Friday, 9 August 2019 04:17 (four years ago) link

don't wanna get all emotional about our dumbass president but this photo has broken my soul

frogbs, Friday, 9 August 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link

i think we just wrapped up 2019 folks

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 9 August 2019 04:51 (four years ago) link

No such luck.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 August 2019 04:55 (four years ago) link

frogbs otm, that is horrifying

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 August 2019 07:32 (four years ago) link

why the fuck is that motherfucker smiling and giving the thumbs up

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Friday, 9 August 2019 08:53 (four years ago) link

seriously i wake every morning with the fervent hope he died in the night

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Friday, 9 August 2019 08:53 (four years ago) link

I always used to think it was so facile to refer to someone as 'evil'.

Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 10:05 (four years ago) link

Extremely not looking forward to the 'where are they now' story in 15 years about this kid

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 August 2019 10:18 (four years ago) link

Wait, are we sure that this is real? Not that I'm putting it past him, I'm just taken aback, even now.

pomenitul, Friday, 9 August 2019 10:21 (four years ago) link

Atrocious.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 9 August 2019 10:41 (four years ago) link

Thumbs down.

StanM, Friday, 9 August 2019 10:48 (four years ago) link

What a piece of shit. And that “smile” which shows he has never had the insight to find anything funny ever.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 9 August 2019 11:21 (four years ago) link

It falls a little short of Congressman Stillson's employment of a child but here's to hoping it has a similar effect.

Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 11:48 (four years ago) link

I'm a bit appalled by the Latinos who must be consciously taking part in the misleading nature of that photo surely.
I know there are words for similar relationships to the prevailing power in other situations but that seems to exemplify it.
Is it part of the duty of whatever role that is to do things like that?
I'm just thinking this is a couple of officials working for child care or something since the child's parents are dead. Would think that any immediate relative would be appalled by the idea of instrumentalising a child like that.

Stevolende, Friday, 9 August 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link

the grandfather was asked...?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link

Yes, the child's relatives, uncle and grandfather anyway, seem to have approved of the photo and Trump's visit.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2019 12:01 (four years ago) link

xpost The fact that this poor child has relatives as awful as the president doesn't obviate Trump's disgusting behavior. I mean, you do realize that unless he'd gone and physically abducted the kid for the sake of a photo op that there were other parties involved in making that happen.

Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 12:04 (four years ago) link

The uncle brought the baby back to the hospital because Trump demanded it for his photo op. He has been stealing from children’s charities for decades; his presidency was always going to reach this place.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 9 August 2019 12:24 (four years ago) link

I hear the baby told Trump that he was a better President than Obama and that Socialism makes him cry

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 9 August 2019 13:17 (four years ago) link

The baby called him sir, too.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 9 August 2019 13:24 (four years ago) link

I'm pretty disappointed in everyone who got into these photos and smiled (there are pictures of the Daytona hospital staff all grinning as well). Fuck those people.

akm, Friday, 9 August 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link

chuds gonna chud

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 August 2019 13:29 (four years ago) link

if it helps it seems like most victims didn't want to meet him. all these photos seem to be set up for the sake of the photo op itself. the media wasn't let in.

https://cbsaustin.com/news/local/hospitalized-victims-of-el-paso-mass-shooting-refused-to-meet-with-president-trump

frogbs, Friday, 9 August 2019 13:40 (four years ago) link

Somebody enabled Trump to use a potentially already traumatised child in what appears to be a publicity photograph to help dispel the idea that he was a major cause of the situation. I would have thought the natural response to the suggestion would be a polite (or not so polite) refusal, would have thought that was well within the family's rights.
& i would think the only reason the baby wouldn't be traumatised was that it was too young to know what was going on around it.

Returning the baby to hospital involves some kind of agency on the relatives' part surely.
So can't understand the idea of going along with that, other than acquiescence to power which seems an awful idea.

Stevolende, Friday, 9 August 2019 13:59 (four years ago) link

Americans are trained to eat shit at their jobs every day, but this is arguably the most extreme example.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

You guys say Mr. President ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Friday, 9 August 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link

OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE OFFICE

j., Friday, 9 August 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link

the Office is among the most consistently disgusting in the history of democracy

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link

More like demoCRUDcy

It's a bunch of crud

Where Is The Univers (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 14:32 (four years ago) link

House Judiciary Committee Chairman Jerrold Nadler (D-N.Y.) said Thursday that his House panel is conducting an impeachment inquiry into President Trump.

Nadler added that the committee will decide by the year's end whether to refer articles of impeachment to the House floor.

“This is formal impeachment proceedings,” Nadler said in an interview with CNN's Erin Burnett. “We are investigating all the evidence, we're gathering the evidence. And we will at the conclusion of this — hopefully by the end of the year — vote to vote articles of impeachment to the House floor. Or we won’t. That’s a decision that we’ll have to make. But that’s exactly the process we’re in right now.”

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link

mmmm, decisive

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 August 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

I wonder if the result is going to be a stern warning, a resolution of censure, or -gasp- something going on his PERMANENT RECORD

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

I mean there may be a result but let's not be too hasty because there could also not be a result. Which isn't to say that there definitely WON'T be a result.

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

Deep state at it again, amirite?

pomenitul, Friday, 9 August 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link

honestly let's focus less on the fact that they were able to find one Republican to wave an orphan under Trump's grinning mug and more on the fact that the hospitalized shooting victims banded together and with one clarion voice told Trump he could fuck off back to the golf course

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 9 August 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

I'm going to say this once and then let it go because some of the assumptions here are tiresome/stupid, but I would think it's obvious that from a practical and political power perspective, it's best for the Democrats if impeachment charges/votes are brought up *during the 2020* campaign, ie in the summer/fall. That way they build as deliberate and airtight case as possible (hopefully with court rulings on their side), they build consensus in the party, and hopefully they build support in the court of public opinion, which is not currently on the side of impeachment. If articles of impeachment were introduced and voted on now, even if they passed the House the articles would die in the Senate, and then Trump would appear invulnerable moving into the 2020 election - it would be a huge boost to his re-election campaign, "see, they tried to get me with their nonsense, and I BEAT THEM". BUT, if hearings are held and articles are introduced in the summer/fall, Pelosi can slow walk it so that it becomes a central campaign issue, with Dems wielding it as a weapon to gin up turnout.

That's how it currently looks to me, anyway.

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

lol so what's the vision, holding the election, trump losing, then the senate having enough sack to actually impeach when trump is lame-ducking it

j., Friday, 9 August 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link

I'm not sure it would really be much of a boost - I would imagine everyone in the country who's even the least bit politically informed knows that right now the Republican party exists solely to run cover for Trump

but I do agree that impeachment is destined to fail no matter what so they might as well deploy it strategically

frogbs, Friday, 9 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

(xp) The vision is Trump losing. It's a good vision.

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 9 August 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link

Rush Lumbago began his radio show warning that "there are people in the West Wing" pushing Orange Grifter to "compromise" with the Dems on gun control... always a mistake, says Rushie, bcz "they want to wipe us out."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link

he also sez "We know not to pay attention to what Trump tells the media... so don't panic."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

checks out

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

I would imagine everyone in the country who's even the least bit politically informed knows that right now the Republican party exists solely to run cover for Trump

not so sure about that. very few people are informed, first of all. i think to the casual observer, the thought is "if he was actually doing crimes, he would have been impeached by now", and if their brain stem has managed to pick up signs of the name "mueller", maybe add "and mueller would have recommended impeachment"

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 August 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

take the most idiotic thought possible and multiply it by 3, and that is what the casual observer thinks

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 August 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

"Who cares? They're all a bunch of crooks."

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 9 August 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

those are the people who tend to make up the 50% or so that don't vote

frogbs, Friday, 9 August 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link

everyone in the country who's even the least bit politically informed knows

too much depends on the source of that 'information'. people riveted to FOX News all day are 'politically informed' up to the hilt, but the quality of that information would not tend to lead people to the same conclusions you are assuming.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link

I mean, either consciously or unconsciously, since these are the people who have also transformed their political mindset to give Trump a pass on everything

Trump supporters already think there's a gigantic conspiracy to take him out of office so I'm not sure if actually trying to do it is gonna move the needle much

frogbs, Friday, 9 August 2019 18:12 (four years ago) link

there is a gigantic conspiracy to take him out of office, i've been pushing everyone to be a part of it since election day

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 August 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link

haven't all the studies shown that people who don't vote, if compelled to, would vote in similar patterns as those that do?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

...the senate having enough sack to actually impeach when trump is lame-ducking it


looool fuck no.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

assuming Trump loses in 2020 the entire focus of the GOP is going to be building a “case” for impeaching the next Dem president—whether the current House moves to impeach or not. They will campaign in 2022 on impeaching the D president for merely being alive and deigning to cross the threshold of the Oval Office. believe it.

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

Where's the articles of impeachment?

Coelacanth Green (Leee), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

a-A-AND THOSE TAX RETURNS WHERE'S THOSE

j., Friday, 9 August 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

will otm

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:34 (four years ago) link

yep

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

can't wait to get a hold of those damning tax documents a month or two after he's voted out of office and already in a new country corrupting new shit

Karl Malone, Friday, 9 August 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

You impeacheded us first, a-holes! Just wait, we're gonna impeach you so hard your pants'll split!

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:40 (four years ago) link

Toddlers gonna toddle, etc.

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 18:41 (four years ago) link

the situation in texas state politics is insane

https://www.texasmonthly.com/politics/texas-house-speaker-dennis-bonnen-michael-quinn-sullivan/

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:21 (four years ago) link

Xp but still, From now on, every inauguration will be the beginning of impeachment season. Bet on it.

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 9 August 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link

conservative activist Michael Quinn Sullivan who, like most assassins, goes by all three of his names.

lol

Οὖτις, Friday, 9 August 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

and already in a new country corrupting new shit

this is one faint ray of hope: the gigantic baby is too terrified of going to places that aren't owned by him to flee the country, and no other country is going to let him in to corrupt shit to his own ends anyway

of course if impeached he'll escape jail time bcz his doctors will all of a sudden discover that he has advanced dementia & it would be cruel to remove him from care, but

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 9 August 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

bcz his doctors will all of a sudden discover that he has advanced dementia acute bone spurs & it would be cruel to remove him from care

ftfy

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 9 August 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

Brain Spurs

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 9 August 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

Butt spurts

It has been kinda cool to learn that you can skirt the consequences of all debased behavior by just striving to be the absolute worst in every conceivable way to the extent that it short circuits everyone's capacity to deal with you effectively.

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Friday, 9 August 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link

I don’t think “you” can, HE can. One of the few silver linings of Trump is that I feel like his MO is hard to replicate since it’s so grounded in his bizarre self-absorption.

I wouldn't count on that

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:27 (four years ago) link

[Trump then went on a seemingly unprompted tangent about Hollywood being “racist.”

“Hollywood is racist,” Trump said. “What they’re doing with the kind of movies they’re putting out, it’s actually very dangerous for our country. What Hollywood is doing is a tremendous disservice to our country.”

Trump offered no examples.

you know you're a genius media manipulator when you can conjure an argument that has only terrible examples out of thin air

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 August 2019 05:34 (four years ago) link

I don’t think “you” can, HE can. One of the few silver linings of Trump is that I feel like his MO is hard to replicate

I mean Cosby's in prison but I'd probably wait on the Weinstein/Epstein cases before drawing any definitive conclusions.

Ned Trifle X, Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:11 (four years ago) link

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:15 (four years ago) link

Twitter is reporting that Epstein committed 'suicide'. Rather convenient for a lot of parties.

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Saturday, 10 August 2019 13:06 (four years ago) link

Breaking: Jeffrey Epstein committed suicide overnight at MCC Manhattan, the federal lockup where he had been held pending trial on federal sex trafficking charges, three law enforcement officials told @ABC News. Via @AaronKatersky

— Julia Macfarlane (@juliamacfarlane) August 10, 2019

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Saturday, 10 August 2019 13:07 (four years ago) link

Well that’s disappointing. Hopefully the truth will still come out somehow.

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 10 August 2019 13:19 (four years ago) link

How in the ever living fuck does this happen when he’s on constant watch???

Mr. Snrub, Saturday, 10 August 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

He's pushed.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 August 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link

And we learned yesterday that former senator George Mitchell was one of the men accused of having sex with one of his girls

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 August 2019 13:27 (four years ago) link

thank god they drained the swamp or this would reek

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 10 August 2019 13:31 (four years ago) link

bill richardson too, which is disappointing as I liked him. both democrats. I'm sure Qanon people are having a field day now. I wonder what will happen with the rest of this investigation and the other people implicated

akm, Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

Jeffrey Epstein's suicide ends the criminal case against him because no one else was charged in the indictment.

— Renato Mariotti (@renato_mariotti) August 10, 2019

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link

BREAKING: Alleged "camera malfunction" last night at MCC where Jeffrey Epstein was locked up.#EpsteinFiles

— Michael Coudrey (@MichaelCoudrey) August 10, 2019

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

Disregard second tweet (from a crank w/ no corroboration)

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

It's been some time since I practiced law but effectively this means Epstein's search warrants cannot be challenged and the evidence may in theory be used in other cases -- if someone can independently verify it.

— Richard M. Nixon (@dick_nixon) August 10, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

At the very least, I'd like a prosecution of Ghislaine Maxwell, the long-term close associate of Epstein that reportedly procured the girls and young women.

I think a many of the names of Epstein associates are no more guilty than Stephen Hawking, who was once flown to Pedo Island for an Epstein sponsored conference. But blackmail could account for some of Epstein's wealth, and there's too much circumstantial evidence that Epstein and Maxwell, like her father Robert Maxwell, are tied up in foreign intelligence, to go uninvestigated. If I were an innocent-in-fact man on those lists, I'd would like to be cleared by an investigation as well.

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:26 (four years ago) link

I imagine Maxwell will be investigated, and some of the others named as accomplices.

akm, Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

In one of the police filings they documented that they recovered CDs named (girl name) + (adult name) in a safe.

akm, Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

Here is what law-enforcement officials found in Jeffrey Epstein’s Upper East Side mansion on Saturday night when they executed a search warrant, according to SDNY’s detention memo: pic.twitter.com/CSKWMmCVY8

— erica orden (@eorden) July 8, 2019

akm, Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

so, I wonder what will happen with all of this evidence.

akm, Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

Deee-lighted that #ClintonBodyCount is trending!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

How in the ever living fuck does this happen when he’s on constant watch???

🤔🤔🤔

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

so, I wonder what will happen with all of this evidence.

they're going to put it all in a pile in a really dry, extremely flammable room, throw a bunch of matchbooks in there to keep it company, then assign officer Jenkins to Accidental Fire watch duty all weekend. hope nothing happens to it!!!

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 August 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

XP Sometimes people just spontaneously combust...

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link

I think the past 20 years or so have made me constitutionally resistant to conspiracy theories. So all the Clinton body count stuff is making me puke today.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

Literally every lefty on Twitter looks like a fucking idiot right now

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

Every conspiracy usually boils down to people being shitty/lazy at their jobs, or systems based on indifference and routine

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:20 (four years ago) link

#TontyBlerBodyCount

im led by donky (||||||||), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link

As someone on twitter pointed out the best counter to ClintonBodyCount is the continued existence of Anthony Weiner - you wouldn’t even need to be sneaky about that one, I think everyone would understand.

JoeStork, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link

I don’t think the idea that Epstein was killed is at all ridiculous though.

JoeStork, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

Every conspiracy usually boils down to people being shitty/lazy at their jobs, or systems based on indifference and routine

In this case, I think indifference was probably a big factor. I think the point of view of a lot of prison guards would be: who cares whether this notorious scumbag lives or dies and why do I have to be extra vigilant to protect him from himself? If he dies, it's just that much simpler and the world is better off without him. Larger considerations would not enter their heads.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

I don’t think the idea that Epstein was killed is at all ridiculous though.

me neither

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

May just find that whoever killed Epatein was one of the parents. Or working form
Undermines conspiracy theories somewhat possibly.

Stevolende, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:36 (four years ago) link

Every conspiracy usually boils down to people being shitty/lazy at their jobs, or systems based on indifference and routine


I mean this is just as lazy as believing everything is a conspiracy

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

the one counter argument against this being a murder or 'pushed' suicide is that there isn't much to keep the evidence they've collected from coming out now. so I don't know what doing this accomplishes, except keeping epstein from talking. I guess maybe he knew much more than they have evidence on.

akm, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

trump's comment on Hollywood appears to be about The Hunt which admittedly doesn't look like a very helpful movie though it looks fairly entertaining.

akm, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:47 (four years ago) link

May just find that whoever killed Epatein was one of the parents. Or working form
Undermines conspiracy theories somewhat possibly.

― Stevolende, Saturday, August 10, 2019 9:36 AM (twelve minutes ago)

Seems a little doubtful that the parents would have the resources to get to him inside, or would want to stop the case from going to trial.

JoeStork, Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link

xp yeah I don't get trump's beef w/ The Hunt, the trailer and little I've read make it sound like straight MAGA fearmongering

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 August 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

I assume Epstein was the victim of an ordinary jailhouse murder of a child abuser

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link

nah

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:17 (four years ago) link

Was thinking that if he wasn't got now he wouldn't exactly have teh nicest time of it inside. Not sure to what extent a rich paedo can protect himself safely inside, would think at least somebody would remain wanting to get him.

Stevolende, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

allergic reaction to prison food

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

he was in an isolated cell

akm, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

Seems likely to me that Epstein committed suicide, but as he swum in a cesspool of mutual blackmail, its very possible the suicide was prompted to by blackmail/threats against someone he cared for. Maybe Ghislaine, maybe others. Certainly within the capabilities of some the powerful he endangered, or Robert Maxwell's old pals Mossad and/or KGB/FSB.

The NY NBC affiliate is reporting that Epstein wasn't on suicide watch, just two weeks after his prior attempt. That deserves some prying.

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

How in the ever living fuck does this happen when he’s on constant watch???

Don't know about the US but, in the UK, if notorious murderers/criminals feel like killing themselves in prison they tend to succeed... guards seem to often be doing something else at the propitious time.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link

... see Fred West, Harold Shipman, for example.

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:39 (four years ago) link

Learning all about safety smocks and bedding this morning...

At least these models have an appropriate expression:
http://media.cleveland.com/metro/photo/suicide-smock-ferguson-sergejpg-bdbcba42e0556433.jpg

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:44 (four years ago) link

^^ best scene in MIDSOMMAR

the late great, Saturday, 10 August 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

ha was abt to post that

would have cushioned those falls for sure

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 August 2019 18:28 (four years ago) link

Literally every lefty on Twitter looks like a fucking idiot

oh pleeeeeease girlfriend

confirmation bias

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link

Variety reports:

Universal Pictures has canceled the release of its upcoming thriller “The Hunt.” The film was previously set to hit theaters Sept. 27. “While Universal Pictures had already paused the marketing campaign for The Hunt, after thoughtful consideration, the studio has decided to cancel our plans to release the film, ” a spokesperson for Universal said.
“We stand by our filmmakers and will continue to distribute films in partnership with bold and visionary creators, like those associated with this satirical social thriller, but we understand that now is not the right time to release this film.”

So we have the prez and his hordes effectively censoring the film biz now.

frankly sounds like The Most Dangerous Game (1932) and its frequent remakes.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link

the synopsis made it sound like a right-wing fantasy movie frankly

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 August 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link

likely!

Epstein's death was undoubtedly a bipartisan project.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 10 August 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link

I’ll just say this re: Epstein

If the sudden death under custody of an insanely wealthy sex trafficker with verifiable connections to many of the most powerful and influential people in the world, including a former and current president, isn’t enough to at least give you pause then wtf is wrong with you

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 August 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link

yep

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 10 August 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

Xps not even just notorious criminals. Acquaintance of ours killed themselves in prison, also on suicide watch. They were in for relatively minor crimes. In the UK, at any rate, suicide watch does not mean they are being watched all the time, might only be checked once every couple of hours at night iirc.

Ned Trifle X, Saturday, 10 August 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

otm

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 10 August 2019 19:54 (four years ago) link

He was taken off of suicide watch, is the thing

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 August 2019 19:55 (four years ago) link

it's very hard for me to believe that someone who spent his life cultivating powerful connections and getting away with crimes would think, even at this point, that his situation was hopeless and there was no way to wriggle out of serious consequences.

JoeStork, Saturday, 10 August 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

I’ll just say this re: Epstein

If the sudden death under custody of an insanely wealthy sex trafficker with verifiable connections to many of the most powerful and influential people in the world, including a former and current president, isn’t enough to at least give you pause then wtf is wrong with you

― Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Saturday, August 10, 2019 3:48 PM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link

I don’t find it implausible that a man in his position would be suicidal. He’s being left out to dry by the people who made him in the first place.

You don’t need an elite hit squad to off a dude in that state, you just got to give him the opportunity to do it to himself.

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Saturday, 10 August 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link

*uncomfortable lol*

[irrefutable evidence that the american ruling class ran a sex trafficking ring and held secret gatherings on a private island]
it is simply not credible that a man was murdered in a prison

— Shuja Haider (@shujaxhaider) August 10, 2019

Criss Angel Raw: The Mindfreak Unplugged (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 10 August 2019 20:28 (four years ago) link

The Hunt looks OK (surprisingly decent cast), but it doesn't exactly scream "wide theatrical release".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8IifEu67yU

I hope it at least pops up on Amazon Prime.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Saturday, 10 August 2019 21:16 (four years ago) link

tons of these movies play multiplexes, isn't this a Blumhouse prod?

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

"right wing fantasy" kinda unlikely given the Lindelof co-write imo

Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 21:33 (four years ago) link

weirdly even more insulting to me than the video game argument

american bradass (BradNelson), Saturday, 10 August 2019 21:38 (four years ago) link

lol i have literally read about two sentences about the plot, don't mind me :)

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Saturday, 10 August 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

"Did anyone see what our ratfucker-in-chief just did?" one character asks early in the screenplay for The Hunt, a Universal Pictures thriller set to open Sept. 27. Another responds: "At least The Hunt's coming up. Nothing better than going out to the Manor and slaughtering a dozen deplorables."

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 10 August 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

it's very hard for me to believe that someone who spent his life cultivating powerful connections and getting away with crimes would think, even at this point, that his situation was hopeless and there was no way to wriggle out of serious consequences.


I don’t want to go too far out on a limb, but it’s also possible that the pedophile transhumanist who wanted to cryogenically freeze his penis and set up an ‘insemination ranch’ might have been a little... not right in the head.

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Saturday, 10 August 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

narcissists don't, as a general rule, kill themselves

gbx, Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link

lol trump retweeted this, let's gooo https://t.co/idYqVN4VKG

— ordinary guy (@icedteacommie) August 10, 2019

Trump's desire to see the clintons hang is so strong he keeps shining a light on a case in which he is a fixture. kind of amazing

Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

Speaking as a person who has been on the receiving end of MANY eyerolls at social functions when mentioning conspiracy theories of any kind, it’s a pretty wild goddamn time to be alive.

— Kate Hagen (@thathagengrrl) August 10, 2019

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:19 (four years ago) link

yeah, this might be the most immediately widely disbelieved official story of my adult life.

Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:20 (four years ago) link

i believe the murderer of epstein, in a strange twist, was david icke

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:25 (four years ago) link

yeah, this might be the most immediately widely disbelieved official story of my adult life.

weapons of mass destruction?

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:26 (four years ago) link

hence "immediately" and "might be". iirc it took a little while for everyone to come around to calling bullshit on that one

Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link

F u morbs

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:30 (four years ago) link

2015

In a Public Mind poll from Fairleigh Dickinson University released Wednesday, more than half of Republicans — 51 percent — and half of those who watch Fox News — 52 percent — say that they believe it to be “definitely true” or “probably true” that American forces found an active weapons of mass destruction program in Iraq.

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:32 (four years ago) link

Trump's desire to see the clintons hang is so strong he keeps shining a light on a case in which he is a fixture. kind of amazing

My thoughts exactly when I saw that tweet. I do not--not even close--have a conspiracy mindset. But it is very difficult not to at least lean in that direction in the immediate aftermath of this. Or at least, not that there's necessarily a conspiracy, but that it wasn't suicide. It's just too puzzling and too perfect on three different fronts: that he managed to do it, that it happened just before trial, and that it's the day after all those other names surfaced. Trump's tweet would seem to be exactly the kind of clumsy and clueless and panicked preemptive distraction I would expect of him.

clemenza, Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:32 (four years ago) link

Retweet, not tweet.

(Me waving the wait flag--I've officially sunk to such clarifications.)

clemenza, Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

white flag...

clemenza, Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

WMDs is a good example but necessarily took longer to be "widely disbelieved" bc of the lack of social media. and to Sanpaku's point, many still believe WMDs were found. if anything, Epstein's death has united people across partisan lines more than anything else in the modern era.

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:35 (four years ago) link

Have fun with yr tin foil dudes

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

when Rod Dreher and AOC both think the official line stinks...

Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:37 (four years ago) link

Let’s go shoot some pumpkins together

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:37 (four years ago) link

Oh and I guess a white supremacist bomb plot was foiled today

frogbs, Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link

Like literally fuck everybody

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:38 (four years ago) link

Epstein's death has united people across partisan lines more than anything else in the modern era.

When does the modern era begin?

Euripedes' Trousers (Tom D.), Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:41 (four years ago) link

Have fun with yr tin foil dudes

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes)

we know the FBI tried to get MLK to kill himself, we know about Iran-Contra, we know about WMDs, we know about COINTELPRO, the MOVE bombing - why is it necessarily "tin foil" to question official stories?

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:45 (four years ago) link

lol Tom I meant to say the Trump era xp

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:46 (four years ago) link

anyone who's been following the case with any level of attention has said aloud at least once "they won't let him testify / this trial get very far"

Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:49 (four years ago) link

i was “i cant imagine how this plays out,” but tbh i did and i truly wish this was not how.

Hunt3r, Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:53 (four years ago) link

Republican and Democrat lawmakers reach bipartisan consensus that Jeffrey Epstein was “a troubled man” and “that’s why he shot himself seventeen times in the back”

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) July 7, 2019

^ July 6

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link

Lol wow billionaire can’t imagine himself spending rest of life in prison wtf mkultra

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 22:57 (four years ago) link

might be time for a separate poll thread / safe space for the tin foil crowd (incl me)

Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link

anyone who's been following the case with any level of attention has said aloud at least once "they won't let him testify / this trial get very far"

― Simon H.

Exactly

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link

Time for some wars against info

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link

CSM

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link

Lol wow billionaire can’t imagine himself spending rest of life in prison wtf mkultra

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, August 10, 2019 6:57 PM (three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

*goes to the Dallas book depository* I could've made that shot

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:03 (four years ago) link

Alex Jones did not invent questioning of official government stories

flappy bird, Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:05 (four years ago) link

let's keep it in here:

the jefferey epstein memorial poll and conspiracy-mongering thread

Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:06 (four years ago) link

Xpost lol

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:13 (four years ago) link

Basically anyone peddling this Epstein stuff is getting written off by me whatever

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:15 (four years ago) link

We need answers. Lots of them.https://t.co/4DMckiZnVB

— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (@AOC) August 10, 2019

Simon H., Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:25 (four years ago) link

Do we?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link

Epghazi

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:33 (four years ago) link

Yes, when an inmate tries to commit suicide, is put on suicide watch, is then taken off suicide watch, then commits suicide, something has gone scandalously wrong.

Frederik B, Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:39 (four years ago) link

Do we?

so you would prefer no investigation? ooook

Karl Malone, Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link

Lol one girl was leaving and came to me to say we have to get on the kill robot fight train

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:46 (four years ago) link

Whoops wrong thread

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link

matt groening makes an... unsettling appearance in the epstein docs pic.twitter.com/7uSXF2Mu1t

— Don Biggles (@DonBeeggles) August 9, 2019

maura, Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link

Lol wow billionaire can’t imagine himself spending rest of life in prison wtf mkultra


resoundingly otm. Similarly re:suicide watch stuff, could it be possible that our nations prison officials are not 100% on the ball, and are particularly lazy/lax/hands-off when it comes to wealthy celebrity inmates? Perish the thought, no it must be a fantastical baroque assassination plot out of an Alex Cross novel.

“Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Saturday, 10 August 2019 23:49 (four years ago) link

worst Tarantino movie ever. xpost

Roz, Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link

xpost Don't scare us with that Groening tease, it was actually kind of charming.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:23 (four years ago) link

Another one

A 26-year-old white supremacist in Florida has been arrested for posting a threatening message on Facebook: "3 more days of probation left then I get my AR-15 back. Don't go to Walmart next week." https://t.co/28gYWVVCjk

— Shannon Watts (@shannonrwatts) August 11, 2019

frogbs, Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:40 (four years ago) link

xp - there's nothing charming about disgusting feet

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Sunday, 11 August 2019 00:55 (four years ago) link

Yeah, but gross feet <<<<<<<<<<<being swept up in a child sex ring.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 August 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link

you sure those relational operators are facing the right way there chief

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 11 August 2019 01:19 (four years ago) link

NY post has pictures of the body so, like, we can probably put this "he's still alive in a secret underground sex bunker with bill clinton fucking 12 year olds" theory to rest.

POST EXCLUSIVE: Photos show Jeffrey Epstein as he’s wheeled into Downtown Hospitalhttps://t.co/uAAoHJTSKf pic.twitter.com/vJqz7p25VR

— Jon Levine (@LevineJonathan) August 10, 2019

akm, Sunday, 11 August 2019 01:46 (four years ago) link

He was swapped out with the Triviago guy

frogbs, Sunday, 11 August 2019 01:56 (four years ago) link

Please don’t post pictures of corpses on this thread

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Sunday, 11 August 2019 01:58 (four years ago) link

please don't post anything on this thread

j., Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:00 (four years ago) link

Please don’t post

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:00 (four years ago) link

Please

Evan, Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:03 (four years ago) link

fped us all for posting

j., Sunday, 11 August 2019 02:04 (four years ago) link

xpost I meant that gross feat were the significantly lesser infraction.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 11 August 2019 03:29 (four years ago) link

Trump’s Twitter Saturday:
- Retweets conspiracy theories about Jeffrey Epstein
- Attacks the media
- Praises Kim Jong Un
- Attacks US-South Korea military exercises
- Attacks Bill Maher
- Accuses China of wanting a Dem in 2020
- Attacks Biden
- Attacks Scaramucci

— Manu Raju (@mkraju) August 11, 2019

aaaayyyyyy the mooch is still out there moochin it up

j., Sunday, 11 August 2019 04:18 (four years ago) link

or maybe not, maybe trump was complaining about something from 2 years ago actually yeah nevermind

j., Sunday, 11 August 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link

xpost Don't scare us with that Groening tease, it was actually kind of charming.


i don’t know if i would call being on the lolita express charming

maura, Sunday, 11 August 2019 07:55 (four years ago) link

Mooch said El Paso trip was a catastrophe

Stevolende, Sunday, 11 August 2019 08:34 (four years ago) link

why

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 11 August 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link

Maybe he'll tweet something negative about somebody for saying he didn't do well, but the facts are he did not do well on the trip because if the trip is being made about him and not the demonstration of compassion and love and caring and empathy for those people, then it becomes a catastrophe for him, the administration, and it's also a bad reflection on the country."
Is what he went onto say as quoted

Stevolende, Sunday, 11 August 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

I can’t drop many people on a bike these days but I just blew the fuckin’ doors off Mike Pence on a Nantucket bike path. Day. Made.

— Lance Armstrong (@lancearmstrong) August 10, 2019

#resist lol

j., Sunday, 11 August 2019 22:36 (four years ago) link

"Please don’t post pictures of corpses on this thread"

disagree thread needs more corpses. I just learned about 'extreme embalming' where corpses are dressed up in clothes and displayed in action poses. don't tempt me.

akm, Sunday, 11 August 2019 23:21 (four years ago) link

no pictures of corpses otm

american bradass (BradNelson), Sunday, 11 August 2019 23:23 (four years ago) link

XP Trump's funeral. They're gonna recreate that Trump Train t-shirt.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 11 August 2019 23:24 (four years ago) link

corpse paint yes, corpse photos no

j., Sunday, 11 August 2019 23:26 (four years ago) link

technically not a corpse

https://i.imgur.com/U82ZF2a.jpg

Manfred Hemming-Hawing (WmC), Monday, 12 August 2019 00:04 (four years ago) link

i can actually hear it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 00:15 (four years ago) link

No Corinthian itt

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Monday, 12 August 2019 01:19 (four years ago) link

- Attacks Bill Maher
- Attacks Biden

There's your two stopped-clock moments right there

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 August 2019 01:22 (four years ago) link

https://images.app.goo.gl/qF51wmxHkB38WLkdA

Evan, Monday, 12 August 2019 01:29 (four years ago) link

1 Corinthian
2 Corinthian
Red Corinthian
Blue Corinthian

i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Monday, 12 August 2019 02:25 (four years ago) link

Reuters - U.S. President Donald Trump's administration unveiled a new rule on Monday that could deny visas and permanent residency to hundreds of thousands of people for being too poor.
The long-anticipated rule, pushed by Trump's leading aide on immigration, Stephen Miller, takes effect Oct. 15 and would reject applicants for temporary or permanent visas for failing to meet income standards or for receiving public assistance such as welfare, food stamps, public housing or Medicaid.


Good mourning!

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

I retired that one last November, hon. I didn't give you the keys to that old trunk.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 August 2019 14:45 (four years ago) link

I’m ok with pictures of Trumps corpse ITT

I am using your worlds, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:49 (four years ago) link

in this teetering economy, you take what's available and run with it

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

xp and not xp

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

The new immigration rule is freaking me out pretty hard. My wife is a green card holder who lost her job last December. Since we got our healthcare through her job we ended up qualifying for Medicaid. Being on Medicaid previously was fine for someone with her immigration status and now it’s possible for her renewal to be rejected. Pretty dang shitty tbh.

ian, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

Is there no spousal sponsorship program in the US?

pomenitul, Monday, 12 August 2019 14:59 (four years ago) link

Prospective graduate students from outside the USA should no longer enter USA graduate programs. It is not worth the visa risks.

L'assie (Euler), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

Yeah, this new immigration rule is incredibly fucked.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

I retired that one last November, hon. I didn't give you the keys to that old trunk.

alfred, i am running on fumes. i need this. please.

also, you have used it at least 3 times since last November, albeit on non-political threads. according to the ilx charter screed, appendix 2, verse 19, that unlocks the old trunk and removes all copyright claims

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link

goddammit ian, hoping this turns out OK

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:12 (four years ago) link

xps

i'm really sorry, ian. i have no ideas about the specifics (maybe no one does right now?). really hoping that it doesn't directly hit you and your spouse.

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

also, you have used it at least 3 times since last November, albeit on non-political threads. according to the ilx charter screed, appendix 2, verse 19, that unlocks the old trunk and removes all copyright claims

― Karl Malone, Monday, August 12, 2019

the clause allows non-political thread posting

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

Thx u Bill

ian, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

ian hang in there, i'm so sorry about this totally stupid necessity to be anxious :(

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

Thx KM

I don’t think her green card is up for renewal for another three or four years, and who knows what the world will be like then. Still find it hard not to get anxious.

ian, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

that's awful, ian

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:21 (four years ago) link

Maybe we will move to Ireland.

ian, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link

Hearts to you and H, ian.

Yerac, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

my wife is also openly talking about moving us abroad

she's not on assistance and hopefully won't be anytime soon, but between this & shooters targeting Mexicans & brown kids in camps she's starting to get very nervous about staying here. like things aren't "that bad" at this moment but if he gets re-elected in 2020 it's not hard to imagine how awful things could get for non-citizens. luckily my son will probably 'pass' as white but my daughter won't and she's afraid that they're constantly being judged

frogbs, Monday, 12 August 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

ian, sent you an ilx message.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 12 August 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

"Republicans have long sought to narrow the scope of the law, saying that it burdens landowners, hampers industry and hinders economic growth. They also make the case that the law is not reasonable because species are rarely removed from the list. Since the law was passed, more than 1,650 have been listed as threatened or endangered, while just 47 have been delisted because their populations rebounded."

gee, it almost sounds like there might be some sort of major, systemic "thing" happening to our entire world. definitely not anything caused by humans, i'm not saying that, but definitely some big nature thing that affects all these species. someone should definitely look into that. it's most likely just normal nature cycles and nothing to worry about, though

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

i just want everyone to follow the law

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

did you all hear about some sort of mass extinction event that we're all living through? word on the street is that it's the 6th one in earth's history. thing is, just thinking about it kind of hampers industry and hinders economic growth. i can't be bothered to consider earth's natural resources when i'm busy making sure that economic growth continues to grow exponentially for the rest of recorded human history.

Karl Malone, Monday, 12 August 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

i think the plan is to stop recording human history in about 3 weeks

still seeing the FB "let's settle for Biden, deal with climate change in '24" threads; very sensible

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

one thing that annoys me about the climate change conversation is that global warming is only a small fraction of the damage our species has been doing to this planet over the past couple of centuries

Vape Store (crüt), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:26 (four years ago) link

casinos will save us

Owners of one of Illinois’ largest video gambling companies are behind efforts to influence city politics, expand gambling and build a casino near land they control. https://t.co/RfKgAIEIBh

— ProPublica (@propublica) August 8, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 August 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link

This is a slightly interesting post from Talking Points Memo:

For all the arguing and analyzing and prognosticating about the 2020 presidential race I am surprised how little attention has been given to what may or I think likely will play the biggest role in the outcome: third party candidates.

One of the truths about the 2016 election is that Donald Trump didn’t do any better in 2016 than Mitt Romney did in 2012 if you’re looking at the percentage of total votes cast. Indeed, he did significantly worse. Romney won 47.2% of the national vote while Trump won 46.1%. Electoral votes count, not popular votes. And that was Trump’s critical advantage. But it’s really the unusually high 5.7% of the vote going to three third party candidates — Gary Johnson, Jill Stein and Evan McMullin — that made it possible for Trump to win as a minority candidate.

As we’ve seen both before his election and since, Trump is a minority candidate, essentially a factional leader, who has incredibly durable support of between 35% and 45% of the population. He really, really needs the presence of spoiler candidates to pull the contest down into the mid-40s where it was in 2016. I’d never say never. But I think there’s a good argument that a significant third party/spoiler candidacy — or ideally more than one — are the necessary predicate of Trump’s reelection.

People probably think mostly of a third party left candidate like Jill Stein. But just as plausible and just as dangerous is a “center” candidate like Starbucks baron Howard Schultz wanted to be. Stein-type candidates could flourish with a Biden ticket and a Bloomberg or Schultz type could with a Sanders or Warren one.

Ideally for Trump you’d have both — a billionaire centrist to peel off preenish Never Trumpers who don’t want higher taxes and a Jill Stein wrecker-type candidate to peel off purism voters on the left. Yes, the Electoral College is a big deal. But third party candidates are what make an Electoral College victory at roughly 45% of the vote plausible.

How to combat this isn’t that obvious. Party unity is the answer of course. But saying it isn’t a strategy. Where we should focus attention is on the idea that the Trump team undoubtedly knows all this too. So Trump and his reelection team will do everything legitimate and probably illegitimate to get strong third party contenders into the race. I would assume Russian efforts in 2020 will focus on this too.

I don’t have a great answer to what Democrats do about this. But it needs a lot more focus than it is currently getting. Because there’s every reason to believe it will be of decisive importance for the outcome.

The reason I say slightly interesting is because while the theory is sound, the reality is that I don't see any third party candidates on the horizon at the moment. Has Stein made any noises about running again? Schultz has already fucked off, right? Ballotpedia claims there are 816 people who have registered to run for president in 2020, but none of them other than the Ds seem to merit serious consideration. Or am I wrong? Is there someone out there that should be taken seriously as a spoiler next year?

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

Stein sure strikes me as the type to make the same mistake multiple, multiple times.

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:35 (four years ago) link

Steyer has explicitly said he won't run 3rd party fwiw.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

bill weld is currently running for the republican nomination, but i guess he could continue as an independent or 'conservative'

i doubt he should be taken seriously, but he at least has some name recognition

mookieproof, Monday, 12 August 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

One of the billionaires said he'd only run if Bernie got the nomination IIRC

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 12 August 2019 19:41 (four years ago) link

Fucking Howard Schultz. Was it just Bernie, or was anyone but Biden?

Dan I., Monday, 12 August 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

who was the Libertarian candidate in 2016?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 August 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

Many people are making the "mistake" of running for president. If you don't like them, don't vote for them. You don't get to police other peoples' franchise on behalf of the goddamn Democratic Party.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 August 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link

who was the Libertarian candidate in 2016?

the first one named in that quote

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 12 August 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

i don't get to police, but i sure get to judge

mookieproof, Monday, 12 August 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nOy4WtAc4c

Vape Store (crüt), Monday, 12 August 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

oh yeah, that guy.

i know a Democrat who yells JILL STEIN JILL STEIN for four (or 12) years. Not very good at math or logic.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 12 August 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link

https://www.thecut.com/2019/08/trump-baby-photo-el-paso-shooting.html
worth the read

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

https://nypost.com/2019/08/09/trump-cracks-jokes-about-rent-control-kamikaze-pilots-at-hamptons-fundraiser/

And of his tough stance on trade tariffs and US military aid, Trump told a story of going as a boy to collect rent checks with his father, adding, “It was easier to get a billion dollars from South Korea than to get $114.13 from a rent-controlled apartment in Brooklyn, and believe me, those 13 cents were very important.”

you are truly the worst human being ever

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 12 August 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link

yeah wrt "no corpse photos" I would delight in this one exception

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 12 August 2019 22:05 (four years ago) link

Here's acting USCIS director Ken Cuccinelli saying on NPR this morning that the Statue of Liberty plaque should be changed to read, "give me your tired and your poor who can stand on their own two feet, and who will not become a public charge." pic.twitter.com/q8OoNn3k6r

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 13, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:26 (four years ago) link

This is a fucking nightmare

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:37 (four years ago) link

by 'this' you surely mean, all, this whole, reality here now yes

j., Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link

Don Jr. actually made...a good tweet !??

Hey @ChrisCuomo, take it from me, “Fredo” isn’t the N word for Italians, it just means you’re the dumb brother. 😉 https://t.co/sgg6yF7UDO

— Donald Trump Jr. (@DonaldJTrumpJr) August 13, 2019

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:56 (four years ago) link

he'd know

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

Was gonna say, “take it from me” feels like a self-own

rob, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

I thought Eric was the dumb brother.

nickn, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 18:22 (four years ago) link

how can you tell the difference

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

Eric definitely *looks* like the dumb one but Don Jr. is a lot more online and therefore has had many more chances to expose his idiocy to the world

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 18:29 (four years ago) link

if only his father were online more often to expose his own idiocy

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

tbh, I got that from SNL.

nickn, Tuesday, 13 August 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

that's where we got the dad too

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link

https://www-m.cnn.com/2019/08/13/politics/central-casting-trump-is-talking-more-than-ever-about-mens-looks/index.html?r=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.cnn.com%2F

Nice work, CNN. All along I knew gay panic was the key to bringing down Trump

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 13 August 2019 23:57 (four years ago) link

xxp I love The Onion's series about Don Jr and Eric - https://politics.theonion.com/tag/trump-boys

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link

Ken Cuccinelli, the acting head of U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services, said on Tuesday that the poem inscribed on the Statue of Liberty welcoming immigrants to the United States was referring to “people coming from Europe.”

“Well of course that poem referred back to people coming from Europe where they had class-based societies,” Cuccinelli said of the inscription on the statue during an appearance on CNN on Tuesday. “Where people were considered wretched if they weren’t in the right class.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/457344-cuccinelli-statue-of-liberty-poem-refers-to-people-from-europe

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 11:37 (four years ago) link

I guess this chooch missed the line about welcoming "The wretched refuse of your teeming shore"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 11:41 (four years ago) link

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 12:01 (four years ago) link

And forgot "From her beacon-hand Glows world-wide welcome."

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

well Ken Cuccinelli is a piece of shit birther and homophobe so not surprised by any of the crap that he spews

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

I just can’t believe the good people of...wait, who elected him again?

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 13:48 (four years ago) link

this guy

Trump's business model was predatory: get rich by deceiving customers, cheating suppliers. His model of the world economy is also predatory: trade is bad, there must be a loser for every winner. You might say Trump was our first Marxist president. And Marxism is now failing again

— David Frum (@davidfrum) August 14, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:03 (four years ago) link

Here's acting USCIS director Ken Cuccinelli saying on NPR this morning that the Statue of Liberty plaque should be changed to read...

this is not what he said

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

david frum is a thoughtful conservative that deserves to be taken very seriously

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

that is a take of absolutely phenomenal stupidity even by the usual frum standards

(Appears only as a corpse) (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:15 (four years ago) link

Is he talking about like Harpo Marxism or

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

Richard Marxism

confusementalism (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link

that's true, Cuccinelli said it says the opposite of what it says

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link

U.S. Rep. Steve King: If not for rape and incest, 'would there be any population left?' https://t.co/TVBZQjYsOb via @DMRegister

— Ben Jacobs (@Bencjacobs) August 14, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:05 (four years ago) link

The Kiron Republican was discussing his defense of not allowing exceptions for rape and incest in the anti-abortion legislation he tried to pass in Congress. Republican leadership had prevented bills he sponsored on banning abortions from advancing through the House, despite GOP support for the measures, King said.

Just because a conception happened in bad circumstances doesn't mean the result isn't a person, King, who is Catholic, argued.

"It's not the baby's fault for the sin of the father, or of the mother," he said.

"especially the sins of the mother", King added

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:09 (four years ago) link

the King family gatherings must be a hoot

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

Ah yes, rape and incest, the great drivers of humanity.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

the great drivers of pickup trucks

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

A question I find myself asking with increasing frequency: does this person know he's like an actual, legitimate monster?

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

ba·by
/ˈbābē/
noun
1.
a very young child, especially one newly or recently born. Or y'know, even if it hasn't yet been born.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

It may not be politically correct, but I don’t believe that babies up to 2 years in age should be taken away and murdered because of the sins of their parents (especially those of the mother)

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

And I’m not going to let AOC and other people born in other countries force our white patriotic women of the homeland destroy our future

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

If western (white) civilization is so far superior then Steve King would've already learned how to fuck himself and carry his own fetuses.

Yerac, Wednesday, 14 August 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

"anti-choice but with these exceptions" people are worse than complete zealots IMO

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Wednesday, 14 August 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

So I know this will be u popular but part of what King says is compelling intellectually. What percentage of the population now does exist only because of rape and incest? Likely most it of you go back far enough. That said instill support abortion up to the age of 40.

akm, Thursday, 15 August 2019 05:33 (four years ago) link

king is way older than 40

j., Thursday, 15 August 2019 05:40 (four years ago) link

another compelling intellectual thought while listening to king - gee i wonder if could multiply steve king's face so i could beat the shit out of more than one version of it, assuming his face could not attack me back or try to bite me or struggle much, and i could hurt his face with a single forceful blow, then how many steve king faces would be the optimum number, balancing the satisfaction of beating the shit out of each individual face vs the fatigue from the physical force it takes to deliver a meaningful blow to a face, let alone multiple faces in a short period of time.

so probably 5 steve king faces

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 August 2019 05:41 (four years ago) link

i've beaten up a lot of people

Karl Malone, Thursday, 15 August 2019 05:42 (four years ago) link

I would imagine so.

My own fantastical imaginings lean more toward sealing US Rep. Steve King in an airtight Lucite box and sinking it to the ocean floor amid a ring of video cameras on tripods. We can collectively discuss whether this should be a Pay-Per-View event or a free webstream.

Come and Rock Me, Hot Potatoes (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 11:39 (four years ago) link

That sounds like an experience best suited for google Cardboard

Z S - Amazon FC Ambassador (Karl Malone), Thursday, 15 August 2019 13:12 (four years ago) link

even for Trump this is pretty bad

It would show great weakness if Israel allowed Rep. Omar and Rep.Tlaib to visit. They hate Israel & all Jewish people, & there is nothing that can be said or done to change their minds. Minnesota and Michigan will have a hard time putting them back in office. They are a disgrace!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 15, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

They hate Israel & all Jewish people

FUCK all the GOP for hand waving this shit away . what a fucking shit head

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:07 (four years ago) link

Leake said that she has forwarded her letter to the FBI for investigation, although the agency says it is not presently investigating the incidents.

well okay then

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link

oh great good old Bibi siding with fuck face

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:15 (four years ago) link

I kind of hope they just embalm the Bronze Turd's corpse wherever he happens to fall when he finally expires. It would be so much more satisfying than just taking a squirt on his gravestone.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:20 (four years ago) link

prone before dressing mirror, corset nearly tied, his asymmetrically long hair hanging past his shoulder

face down in the rough on his golf course, mid-cheat, frozen in the act of dropping a new ball

goggled and mouth agape in tanning bed

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

fairly certain that's a libellous statement from the prez

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link

Yeah, if I was either of those women I'd have a libel lawyer on the phone already.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 15 August 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

"what if being the presinetn is just like being on a reality show- because, folks, it IS a reality show. the best reality. what are they gonna do?"

Hunt3r, Thursday, 15 August 2019 16:50 (four years ago) link

the same ppl whose ONLY issue with immigrants is that "they need to follow the law!" now side with dude trying to run over protesters at ICE facility cause the protesters were in the road. That's illegal! What kind of society will we be if we allow ppl who violate border and traffic laws to not be subjected to vigilante death penalties???

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

I am pretty sure that this is an impeachable offense

if a Dem president did it at least

frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:32 (four years ago) link

sneak peak of what 2020's gonna be like

Representatives Omar and Tlaib are the face of the Democrat Party, and they HATE Israel!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 15, 2019

frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:50 (four years ago) link

if the prez tweets it, that means it is not libel

(does libel even exist in the US anymore, srsly?)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

btw frogbs it is "sneak peek" tho i see the other all the time now

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 August 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

any time I see “sneak peak” I pause to imagine the writer having a quiet orgasm in public about the topic, suppressing outward symptoms, and then immediately boasting about it

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 15 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

never noticed that mountaintop before, what a sneak peak

american bradass (BradNelson), Thursday, 15 August 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

I suggest y'all read this thread.

The following thread builds on yesterday's.

1. I understand why it’s hard for normal people to believe that white evangelical Christians are sadists. Normal people have never been, as I was a long time ago, on the inside of that shadowy religious world.

— John Stoehr's Editorial Board (@johnastoehr) August 15, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 15 August 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

more great news about how great everything is in america
http://www.grubstreet.com/2019/08/trump-tariffs-european-cheese.html

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 15 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

(does libel even exist in the US anymore, srsly?)

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, August 15, 2019 6:51 PM (one hour ago)

Srsly, can someone answer this? Although tbf situation seems similar in the UK.

Ned Trifle X, Thursday, 15 August 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

UK always made it easier to prove, i thought?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 15 August 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link

starting to think this Yang guy has what it takes to be President

https://www.businessinsider.com/andrew-yang-calls-trump-fat-and-a-slob-2019-8

Yang concluded that Trump could probably beat him at "something that involved, like, trying to keep something on the ground and having really large body mass — like, if there was a hot-air balloon that was rising and you needed to try and keep it on the ground, he would be better than me at that, because he is so fat."

I mean how is that not a Clickhole quote

frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link

Omar and Tlaib would fall in the category of public figures, so --

History of Defamation and the First Amendment
In the landmark 1964 case of New York Times v. Sullivan, the U.S. Supreme Court held that certain defamatory statements were protected by the First Amendment. The case involved a newspaper article that said unflattering things about a public figure, a politician. The Court pointed to "a profound national commitment to the principle that debate on public issues should be uninhibited, robust, and wide-open." The Court acknowledged that in public discussions -- especially about public figures like politicians -- mistakes can be made. If those mistakes are "honestly made," the Court said, they should be protected from defamation actions. The court made a rule that public officials could sue for statements made about their public conduct only if the statements were made with "actual malice."

"Actual malice" means that the person who made the statement knew it wasn't true, or didn't care whether it was true or not and was reckless with the truth -- for example, when someone has doubts about the truth of a statement but does not bother to check further before publishing it.

Later cases have built upon the New York Times rule, so that now the law balances the rules of defamation law with the interests of the First Amendment. The result is that whether defamation is actionable depends on what was said, who it was about, and whether it was a subject of public interest and thus protected by the First Amendment.

Private people who are defamed have more protection than public figures -- freedom of speech isn't as important when the statements don't involve an issue of public interest. A private person who is defamed can prevail without having to prove that the defamer acted with actual malice.

Actual malice seems pretty easy to establish in this case, idk

Manfred Hemming-Hawing (WmC), Thursday, 15 August 2019 19:25 (four years ago) link

Trump himself has advocated for "tightening up" libel/slander laws, sadlol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 15 August 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

"Your honour, my client demonstrably hates everyone who has ever lived, bar Vladimir Putin and Ivanka Trump. Thus, he cannot hold nor direct any individual animus, and this case must be dismissed as frivolous prima facie."

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 15 August 2019 19:31 (four years ago) link

"In meetings, at dinners and in passing conversations, Mr. Trump has asked advisers whether the U.S. can acquire Greenland...and, according to two of the people, has asked his White House counsel to look into the idea" https://t.co/mpXoqLRQWr

— Aman Batheja (@amanbatheja) August 15, 2019

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2019 21:39 (four years ago) link

xp you joke but i'm sure that will absolutely be used as a legal defense if it hasn't already

it's already how his supporters justify him routinely going after PoC, "he insults everyone!", not exactly the best defense of the man

frogbs, Thursday, 15 August 2019 21:43 (four years ago) link

erik the red's canny marketing still paying dividends

mookieproof, Thursday, 15 August 2019 21:45 (four years ago) link

lol

sleeve, Thursday, 15 August 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

lol Greenland unbelievable

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 15 August 2019 22:53 (four years ago) link

you joke but i'm sure that will absolutely be used as a legal defense if it hasn't already

I'm not convinced I was joking

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 16 August 2019 00:14 (four years ago) link

the South Park defense

Vinnie, Friday, 16 August 2019 04:26 (four years ago) link

they all laughed at Seward and Alaska

now they're dying to get in

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 04:29 (four years ago) link

Tlaib gets to visit her grandma

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link

I'd be cool with them buying Greenland and making it a white nationalist colony, but only for one winter, outside, and with no shelter or supplies. Airfare included.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 August 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link

No wonder he's hellbent on speeding up global warming.

pomenitul, Friday, 16 August 2019 11:38 (four years ago) link

Reality tv options on the battle for supremacy among white supremacists over the former Greenland might be interesting.
Don't people already live there though, so what happens to them and surely it would be cheating if existing shelter was allowed to be used.

Stevolende, Friday, 16 August 2019 11:47 (four years ago) link

They could rename it Whiteland.

The 50,000 or so living there already can watch the white supremacists freeze to death.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 August 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link

sorry I'm still back on Yang

wow lol wtf how is this real

"the President is too fat, vote for me instead" is not the political platform I find inspiring

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2019 13:03 (four years ago) link

"the President is too fat, vote for me instead" is not the political platform I find inspiring

Me either, but "Ha ha! Go get 'em, glibertarian asshole I'd never even consider voting for!" is a fun feeling, even if just for a moment.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 16 August 2019 13:13 (four years ago) link

"How fat is he!?!?!????!?"

"The president is so fat ... when he orders take out they just give him the keys to the restaurant."

"The president is so fat ... he had to get his gold-plated toilet in double-wide."

"The president is so fat ... they quickly hung a 'closed' sign on the Iowa State Fair when they heard he might be visiting. Thanks you everybody, you all have been great, I'm Andrew Yang, and I'm running for president."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 August 2019 13:17 (four years ago) link

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 16 August 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

Me either, but "Ha ha! Go get 'em, glibertarian asshole I'd never even consider voting for!" is a fun feeling, even if just for a moment.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel this BUT STILL

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2019 13:31 (four years ago) link

The president is so fat...when he arrives the band plays "Hail to the Beef"

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 16 August 2019 13:32 (four years ago) link

can we rename "I Love Everything" to "I Love Jay Leno"

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2019 13:33 (four years ago) link

PowerPoint! PowerPoint!

Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2019 13:35 (four years ago) link

The president is so fat...when he arrives the band plays "Hail to the Beef"

ok this one is funny

frogbs, Friday, 16 August 2019 13:36 (four years ago) link

Yang is an idiot, but I seriously believe that if someone treated Trump the way he treats others (making fun of his appearance, etc.) there is a 50-50 chance he cries on national television.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:15 (four years ago) link

So I say, go for it Dems.

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link

I can't see him crying, but I do see him getting really angry and doing a mock-Chinese voice

frogbs, Friday, 16 August 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

The president is so fat ... his tears smell like bologna.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 August 2019 14:19 (four years ago) link

he doesn't even have to get angry to do that though.

xpost

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link

President Trump called the supporter he shamed for being overweight at last night's rally from aboard Air Force One and left him a voicemail, per WH official.

— Philip Rucker (@PhilipRucker) August 16, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:37 (four years ago) link

sorry:

lmao

global tetrahedron, Friday, 16 August 2019 14:40 (four years ago) link

That voicemail was just him making piggy noises and giggling.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 16 August 2019 14:44 (four years ago) link

would looove to see some of the 1% pollers just spend their time trolling the ever loving shit out of him. too bad none of them are funny/ clever, Yang’s decent zing notwithstanding

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link

remember when everyone made fun of North Korea for doing shit like this

.@SamSeder have you seen this from Trump's rally in PA? From this Facebook post: https://t.co/REJ39XtYWi pic.twitter.com/lYUUtDPTYC

— Chris Mielo (@chrismielo) August 16, 2019

frogbs, Friday, 16 August 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

i had a disturbingly realistic dream last night of running into Steve King at a loud busy bar and bullying him just short of the point of physically assaulting him. woke up before i got my hands around his neck.

maybe I should take a internet politics break

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Friday, 16 August 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

Is there another kind of politics?

pomenitul, Friday, 16 August 2019 14:58 (four years ago) link

LUNCH WILL NOT BE PROVIDED for September title.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 16 August 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

Liz showing that "typical Democrat" side

Note the centering of Israel and what’s best for Israel. Feel free guys to stop doing this at any point. https://t.co/OPGRDI9yhe

— Adam H. Johnson (@adamjohnsonNYC) August 15, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

nah, that's a lame take

mookieproof, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

‘Fattest president since Taft’: Anthony Scaramucci’s Twitter account suspended after he calls out Trump https://t.co/LJma72MThG

— Raw Story (@RawStory) August 16, 2019

Trump's white supremacist bullshit is apparently fine but you can't call him fat

lmao @ this dumb website

frogbs, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

#suspended4truth

THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 16 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

as the mueller report made clear, you cannot suspend a sitting president on twitter

Karl Malone, Friday, 16 August 2019 18:25 (four years ago) link

Not just Mueller but the Founding Fathers + the Constitution, possibly the Magna Carta IIRC.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Friday, 16 August 2019 18:30 (four years ago) link

Congress shall make no law subtweeting freedom of speech

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, 16 August 2019 18:33 (four years ago) link

just wanted to call to not apologize about calling someone else overweight

Trump told the man it was the president calling, that he wasn’t talking about him when he fat-shamed someone, and thanked him for support, per Trump aides. https://t.co/YcCz0SU3gN

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) August 16, 2019

frogbs, Friday, 16 August 2019 19:08 (four years ago) link

People criticizing Warren for that statement are incredibly stupid people who don't understand the concept or utility of diplomacy and should be laughed at and ignored until they immolate themselves out of spite

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:10 (four years ago) link

Boycott Apartheid Israel

the end

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

They're looking for an excuse, ANY excuse, to justify not supporting Warren if it comes to that.

xp

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

No, but keep saying it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

oh yeah, kissing Netanyahu's ass is a *minor* consideration, how genteel

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:27 (four years ago) link

Kissing ass, or having diplomats undertake mediated discussions?

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

whack Bibi

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

She's not kissing anyone's ass in that statement, give it a rest

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:32 (four years ago) link

[post that would get me banned]

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

Say it, I don't give a shit

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

I guess "antagonize them until they set themselves on fire" is also a strategy

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

In an email to constituents reported by the Tampa Bay Times, Rep. Gus Bilirakis (R-FL, pictured above) included a series of talking points that his spokesperson told the paper were “provided by the House Republican Conference.”

If asked, “Do you believe white nationalism is driving more mass shootings recently?” the talking points falsely respond that the El Paso shooter and the man who shot Congresswoman Gaby Giffords were politically “from the left.”

“White nationalism and racism are pure evil and cannot be tolerated in any form,” the talking points included in the email said, according to the Tampa Bay Times. “We also can’t excuse violence from the left such as the El Paso shooter, the recent Colorado shooters, the Congressional baseball shooter, Congresswoman Giffords’ shooter and Antifa.”

both sides, even if not both sides

Karl Malone, Friday, 16 August 2019 20:18 (four years ago) link

Gus Bilirakis is the grandson of Greek immigrants.

whew, thought he was a harkonnen for a second

mookieproof, Friday, 16 August 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link

He’s trying to spin the El Paso shooter as a leftist?

akm, Friday, 16 August 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

disingenuousness aside, has "antifa" been responsible for a single shooting?

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 16 August 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

To be fair though, the shooter did take a much harder line on Israel than certain notorious liberals!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 16 August 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

no

xp

Carisis LaVerted (m bison), Friday, 16 August 2019 20:41 (four years ago) link

“There’s a discussion in Greenland about the cost of independence and how to pay for that,” said Rasmus Kjaergaard Rasmussen, an expert on Greenland and Arctic affairs at Roskilde University in Denmark. “Either they sell a lot fish, find oil in the Arctic region, find uranium or other minerals and tax them. Or they find a new Denmark, a new sponsor to cover the $740 million. That could be the United States.”

The 51st state?

calstars, Friday, 16 August 2019 23:37 (four years ago) link

He’s trying to spin the El Paso shooter as a leftist?

― akm, Friday, August 16, 2019 8:29 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

I saw a mighty effort to spin the Dayton shooter as one, but when lol nothing matters anymore who cares which one is which

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 16 August 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link

Many people are saying they were both heavily far left, and also the same about the Oklahoma City bomber

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 August 2019 00:52 (four years ago) link

s

Karl Malone, Saturday, 17 August 2019 00:53 (four years ago) link

Love that horseshoe theory

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Saturday, 17 August 2019 01:05 (four years ago) link

He’s actually getting worse

Rep. Tlaib wrote a letter to Israeli officials desperately wanting to visit her grandmother. Permission was quickly granted, whereupon Tlaib obnoxiously turned the approval down, a complete setup. The only real winner here is Tlaib’s grandmother. She doesn’t have to see her now!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 16, 2019

frogbs, Saturday, 17 August 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

TBH I am pretty disappointed in Tlaib for that.

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 17 August 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

I can’t find what the speech restrictions she would have been placed under were, but it seems reasonable that she might refuse if they were exclusive to her & no other visiting politicians

He’s actually getting worse

https://giphy.com/gifs/trump-disability-mocks-lF5li31f8WdKo

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Saturday, 17 August 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

Idk how you can be disappointed in Tlaib for her reaction when the nation of Israel was asking a woman of color in a position of political power to be a Good Girl and not make waves

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

agreed

I'd say Israel's case as a "tolerant democracy" (per E Warren) isn't even worth laughing at.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link

my apologies - i somehow missed the part about the restrictions on her speech israel was demanding.

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:35 (four years ago) link

heard audio clip of Tlaib weeping about her decision

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 17 August 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

The scene at Steve King’s town hall today in Grundy Center, Iowa. Photo by Brenna Norman pic.twitter.com/PEtHkmmaFN

— corinne_perkins (@corinne_perkins) August 17, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 17 August 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

am i the only one who didn't know (until NOW) that stephen miller got his start in washington in 2007 as the press secretary for michele bachmann, then in her first term?

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 02:03 (four years ago) link

I didn’t know that but I know he tried to get David Horowitz to speak at his high school and then at his university

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 18 August 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link

That is the lamest thing I’ve ever heard

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcMydq6vGW8

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 04:41 (four years ago) link

spoiler, you don't learn much, you're just pretty much "wow you fuckin' prick" at the screen a bunch until it's over

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 August 2019 04:42 (four years ago) link

judging by that screen cap if just a couple of butterflies had flapped their wings differently he’d be the most ruthless rockabilly promoter in arizona right now

maura, Sunday, 18 August 2019 13:21 (four years ago) link

Good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 18 August 2019 13:21 (four years ago) link

km otm
how does that guy look ten years older than me but he's ten years younger than me

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 18 August 2019 20:09 (four years ago) link

White Supremacy Does Crack

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 18 August 2019 20:36 (four years ago) link

Ogruf Miller is pretty much immune till Trump leaves office (if he does). After that, he's toxic, and will have to find a job pumping gas (the less toxic kind).

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Monday, 19 August 2019 01:18 (four years ago) link

no, he'll remain a prominent member of the GOP establishment, like he was before trump was elected.

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 August 2019 03:26 (four years ago) link

new levels in looney tunes

Wow, Report Just Out! Google manipulated from 2.6 million to 16 million votes for Hillary Clinton in 2016 Election! This was put out by a Clinton supporter, not a Trump Supporter! Google should be sued. My victory was even bigger than thought! @JudicialWatch

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 19, 2019

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

Ah! Already creating doubt about the 2020 results, I see.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:42 (four years ago) link

lol is he saying Judicial Watch was a Clinton supporting group?

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, 19 August 2019 16:56 (four years ago) link

i'd love an election about climate change and zoning laws and antitrust but this does feel about right

Most of the left thinks this is sad but elections are referendum on incumbents. Trump's weird, angry and lazy tweets do make him look bad. Any strategy talking about things Trump does that people dont like will probably "work" reasonably well. https://t.co/N2DonLJEl3

— Jon Walker (@JonWalkerDC) August 19, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 August 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

Dem strategy should be "aren't you tired of this shit?" because a majority of voters are tired of this shit

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 August 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

it's exhausting

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 August 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

yeah the problem is an election on those issues would be extremely tiring!

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Monday, 19 August 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

Yeah. A one-note election fought daily over whatever Trump tweeted that morning will be excruciating.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 19 August 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

It's a winning strategy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrX3Ql31URA

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 August 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

steadfastly clowning Trump for being the lazy, ineffectual Twitter Prez doesn't seem like a bad tact. would certainly drive him insane. on Twitter no less.

circa1916, Monday, 19 August 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

I'd love to see a dem campaign that evokes or responds to him as little as possible. Just pose a more attractive vision than the world of diseased ejaculations we currently inhabit. It shouldn't be that hard.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Monday, 19 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

Yeah. A one-note election fought daily over whatever Trump tweeted that morning will be excruciating.

I don't think that's the tactic they're proposing. I think the tactic they're proposing is a combination of Warren's "I have a plan for that" and periodically mentioning, "Hey, did you ever notice that Trump hasn't actually accomplished any of the shit he promised four years ago, but he still has time to tweet like 15 times a day? What's wrong with him, anyway?"

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 19 August 2019 18:04 (four years ago) link

Some blowhard on MSNBC remarked the other day that evidence shows many of the indies whom he lost in 2018 did so precisely because they were sick to death of him.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 August 2019 18:07 (four years ago) link

his supporters don't care that he lies all the time and they love the fact that he's an unrepentant racist, but they do seem to have trouble defending how lazy/obviously dumb the guy is, choosing to always deflect to the time Obama said "57 states" or whatever. I keep hoping some interviewer or debate moderator is gonna nail him by just asking him to explain something any middle schooler would know but they haven't really done that yet. Actually they kinda did a bit in 2015 but the other GOP candidates would step in to take a bullet for him

frogbs, Monday, 19 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

his supporters don't care that he lies all the time and they love the fact that he's an unrepentant racist, but they do seem to have trouble defending how lazy/obviously dumb the guy is, choosing to always deflect to the time Obama said "57 states" or whatever. I keep hoping some interviewer or debate moderator is gonna nail him by just asking him to explain something any middle schooler would know but they haven't really done that yet. Actually they kinda did a bit in 2015 but the other GOP candidates would step in to take a bullet for him

― frogbs, Monday, August 19, 2019 2:23 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

I fantasized about that happening in the last election. However, if this happened he would just trail off into some rant that has nothing to do with the question.

Hypothetically, the only way to get him on it is to give him misleading "clues" that will cause him to BS around what information he thinks you're giving him rather than what he's actually supposed to know. Helps if you appeal to his lingo and the way he compartmentalizes things.

"Can you name all of the branches of government that you believe are doing the best jobs, and all of the ones that could be working even harder? What does each one do and what could they be doing? What could their top leaders be doing better? Many people are saying there are too many. How many are there?"

Something like that.

Evan, Monday, 19 August 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

what if we just hire a seven-year-old to kick him in the shins every time he tries to talk

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2019 21:02 (four years ago) link

I like this plan

Οὖτις, Monday, 19 August 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link

a seven-year-old kicking a seven-year-old

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 19 August 2019 21:13 (four years ago) link

Seven-year-olds with freakin' LAWNMOWERS...

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/368/192/3b9.jpg

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 19 August 2019 21:32 (four years ago) link

his sense of humor is really fucked up. there's a reason he never laughs. he has no idea what is funny. like, he doesn't get that this is exactly what he would do:

I promise not to do this to Greenland! pic.twitter.com/03DdyVU6HA

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2019

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 00:11 (four years ago) link

Goldland

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link

what if we just hire a seven-year-old to kick him in the shins every time he tries to talk


i would kick in money for this

maura, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 00:31 (four years ago) link

It would be beat if there were a way to hurt him using money, like by throwing heavy coins at his teeth, or giving him papercuts with the edges of large bills

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 00:37 (four years ago) link

I would be like a Burroughs cut up piece am I right

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 00:37 (four years ago) link

The only time I’ve seen him laugh is when someone at one of his rallies suggested they shoot refugees

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 02:02 (four years ago) link

People should start teasing him because he doesn't have a pool full of gold coins to dive into like Uncle Scrooge.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 02:25 (four years ago) link

WASHINGTON — Days after a pair of deadly mass shootings in Texas and Ohio, President Trump said he was prepared to endorse what he described as “very meaningful background checks” that would be possible because of his “greater influence now over the Senate and over the House.”

But after discussions with gun rights advocates during his two-week working vacation in Bedminster, N.J. — including talks with Wayne LaPierre, the chief executive of the National Rifle Association — Mr. Trump’s resolve appears to have substantially softened, and he has reverted to reiterating the conservative positions on the gun issue he has espoused since the 2016 campaign.

Speaking to reporters on Sunday as he departed from New Jersey and returned to Washington, Mr. Trump said he was “very, very concerned with the Second Amendment, more so than most presidents would be,” and added that “people don’t realize we have very strong background checks right now.”

He also echoed the standard response to mass shootings delivered by the N.R.A., which since 1966 has pushed the government to focus on the mental problems of the gunmen rather than how they were able to obtain their guns. “I don’t want people to forget that this is a mental health problem,” Mr. Trump said. “I don’t want them to forget that, because it is. It’s a mental health problem.”

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link

Is he still talking about guns there or did he revert back to talking about himself?

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 15:18 (four years ago) link

At a rally in Manchester, N.H., last week, he noted that “it is not the gun that pulls the trigger, it is the person holding the gun,” paraphrasing a decades-old bumper sticker slogan from the gun rights group.

it is not chlorofluorocarbon gases in aerosol sprays and refrigerator coolant that decides to float up into the stratosphere and destroy the ozone layer, it's humans that decide to use those products. but yet, we just banned the fuck out of most CFCs and the problem was (largely) addressed. in retrospect, i guess we should have kept the CFCs and instead addressed the important problem of humans who choose to use them. (good bumper sticker idea!!!)

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 15:22 (four years ago) link

maybe we can figure out a way to get the guns to also pull the trigger, and then we'll all feel ok about banning them

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 15:23 (four years ago) link

yeah, it's time we let all of those innocent guns out of prison.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

President Play-Doh takes on the form of the most recent mold he was squished into, more at eleven.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 15:25 (four years ago) link

Sorry, I don’t buy Rep. Tlaib’s tears. I have watched her violence, craziness and, most importantly, WORDS, for far too long. Now tears? She hates Israel and all Jewish people. She is an anti-Semite. She and her 3 friends are the new face of the Democrat Party. Live with it!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2019

Really nice that her colleagues on the other side of the aisle are totally cool with this disgusting shit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link

the asshole that does the "sorry, but" routine and doesn't even bother to add the "but"

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link

Dem strategy should be "aren't you tired of this shit?" because a majority of voters are tired of this shit

Yeah I think a lot of the "don't make it about Trump" cautionary stuff is just so focused on the solidity of Trump's base that they lose sight of how many people think he's a raving jackass. When you're running against a raving jackass, "he's a raving jackass" is a fairly persuasive argument.

Meanwhile, this talk of a payroll tax cut is totally infuriating, because it's a.) probably not going to do a lot to stave off a recession if one is coming; and b.) would produce bigger Social Security deficits, leading to more talk about how it's in a crisis and needs to be privatized. It really is true that he's running the country like one of his companies.

My thoughts on this most recent libelous and hateful turn in Trump's tweets can basically be boiled down to: hanger, stove, tssssssss

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

Like every time I think he's gone beyond the pale, he manages to find a whole new range beyond that. This is just basically an expression of psychosis, complete detachment from reality.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

Really nice that her colleagues on the other side of the aisle are totally cool with this disgusting shit

Maybe the battle plan is to not amplify his words, and just let himself hang himself with them, but yeah if I were in charge of the Dems I would rally a unified 'shut up, fucker' to this.

confusementalism (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

They're totally cool with this disgusting shit because they believe this disgusting shit.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link

i can't believe the party that stood behind the golden boy bret kavanaugh would support dangerous lies about Tlaib

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

again, the only real difference between Trump and any other Republican is he says the quiet part loud

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

have even any Dems told him to fuck off yet

accusing a member of Congress of literally "hating all Jews" seems like a pretty big deal idk

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

pretty easy to disprove too

she can just post a pic of herself shaking hands with Bernie

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 17:51 (four years ago) link

have even any Dems told him to fuck off yet

like they should be unified in condemning this fucking hate speech from the President. ffs why do i even bother

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 17:53 (four years ago) link

in slightly better news, the FBI finally did their jobs

NEW: The FBI arrested an open neo-Nazi Trump fan for allegedly threatening to "exterminate" every Hispanic person in Miami and trying to wire someone $25,000 to kidnap a Miami woman and stuff her in a Rubbermaid plastic tub. https://t.co/pojh1AHrCZ

— Jerry Iannelli (@jerryiannelli) August 20, 2019

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

the FBI finally did their jobs

They've been pretty on the ball lately, and I don't even get the idea that they've been sidling up to latent psychos and saying, "Hey, you know what? You should exterminate all the Jews and Mexicans. Here's a 'bomb,' ha ha ha" and then arresting them when they try it.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link

They just arrested a similarly threatening nazi dude in Memphis

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:27 (four years ago) link

uh that story is, how can I put this delicately... fucking nuts

brigadier pudding (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:32 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ECbtBj3VAAIoAcx.jpg:small

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 18:39 (four years ago) link

he just wants to wet his beak

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:22 (four years ago) link

niiiiice

GOJ raised $1 million in less than 100 days and no Republicans have said they're running in this district. https://t.co/PaEIpGSXpI

— Drew Savicki (@SenhorRaposa) August 20, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:28 (four years ago) link

Trump on Omar/Tlaib: "Any Jewish people that vote for a Democrat -- I think it shows either a total lack of knowledge or great disloyalty."

— Jordan Fabian (@Jordanfabian) August 20, 2019

2020 is going to suck so much

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:46 (four years ago) link

it's funny how the GOP harps on this shit without really making any headway with Jewish Americans at all. But then they're target with this shit isn't Jews, it's evangelicals.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

Bingo!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

to wit In the 2018 midterms, Jews were again the most Democratic group as designated by religious identity, with 79% voting for the Democrats while 17% voted for the Republicans.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link

it's pretty rare that I meet any evangelicals but sometimes I feel like they would treat me like some kind of unicorn - a magical creature of totemic significance, and at the same time totally bereft of any agency or recognizable humanity

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 19:56 (four years ago) link

people will treat that quote like it's par for the course with Trump, but "great disloyalty" is a disgusting and blaring dog whistle and it would be nice if the media thought about it for two seconds

rob, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link

media is absolutely going to both sides it with Tlaib and her unstoppable reign of carnage

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

one thing i did not exactly need coaxing into but am eager to endorse now is all the 'authoritarian personality / psychology of fascism' stuff that was produced in the wake of WWII, there is clearly zero ideation as such going on inside his soft wet brainhole but evidently you only need a certain fortuitous combination of maladaptive drives and tics to get things going

j., Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:04 (four years ago) link

</oldlunch>

j., Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

accusing a member of Congress of literally "hating all Jews" seems like a pretty big deal idk

Members of Congress having been calling the POTUS a racist, which is also a pretty big deal. This is just Trump punching back in his normal reflexive way.

Of course, it is fairly easy to find dozens of instances of Trump saying or doing blatantly racist things, while it is necessary to twist Tlaib's words around to create 'evidence' of rabid anti-Semitism. But tribalism will do all the heavy lifting needed to give Trump's baseless accusation credence among the Republican base, and he knows this. So, to a large extent, it works in his favor.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

I cannot believe that quote even for him. Or I cannot believe this will be tolerated.

nashwan, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:07 (four years ago) link

The thing is, Trump doesn't come up with this stuff himself; he gets it from guys like Jeff Ballabon and David Friedman and, I don't know, listening to Tablet's Liel Liebovitz on Gorka's white nationalist radio show. This is what right-wing Jews think about the rest of us.

— David Klion🔥 (@DavidKlion) August 20, 2019

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:08 (four years ago) link

yeah I guess in some ways this isn't much different than him constantly bringing up the black unemployment rate as if to imply that black people are ungrateful and have no agency of their own, but he doesn't explicitly say it

but I guess there's still time

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

yeah we're all a bunch of race traitors "self-hating Jews"

xps

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

President Trump on Rep. Tlaib: "Yesterday, I notice for the first time, Tlaib with the tears. All of a sudden, she starts with tears. I don't buy it…I've seen her in a very viscous mood at campaign rallies...I saw a woman that was violent and vicious and out of control." pic.twitter.com/4j2GgG5Ksn

— CSPAN (@cspan) August 20, 2019

Tlaib doesn't do campaign rallies

I know we do this every week but holy shit does this guy project hard

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

I hope he really said "viscous"

rob, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

which kind of makes it sound like he got drunk and hallucinated her at one of his rallies

rob, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

still waiting to see how AIPAC will spin this. hopefully a little better than RJC did

President Trump is right, it shows a great deal of disloyalty to oneself to defend a party that protects/emboldens people that hate you for your religion. The @GOP, when rarely confronted w/anti-Semitism of elected members always acts swiftly and decisively to punish and remove. https://t.co/mEBgd84qkf

— RJC (@RJC) August 20, 2019

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

am I wrong here? if you watch the CSPAN video I swear he says he used to see Tlaib at his campaign rallies "before she was a congresswoman"

rob, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:04 (four years ago) link

yes he did!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:10 (four years ago) link

That's actually true!!! There's video!

My god! Tlaib back in 2016. pic.twitter.com/7RNRpv32TO

— Rita Panahi (@RitaPanahi) July 20, 2019

(lmao at the guy yelling "Get a job"...that she did!)

frogbs, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

oh wow, thanks I didn't know that!

rob, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:12 (four years ago) link

good on her!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link

that is some really violent skipping she does there

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link

anti-Semites skip like this

(•̪●) (carne asada), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

no puppet

Scoop: Trump called NRA chief Wayne LaPierre this afternoon to tell him universal background checks are off the table: https://t.co/GQ00JiyjUV

— Elaina Plott (@elainaplott) August 20, 2019

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

The @GOP, when rarely confronted w/anti-Semitism of elected members

sheesh way to admit it

nashwan, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:26 (four years ago) link

remember when the GOP ran actual Nazis for House seats last year

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

number of Dem Nazi candidates = 0

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

remember when the GOP ran actual Nazis for House seats last year

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, August 20, 2019 5:28 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

number of Dem Nazi candidates = 0

― Οὖτις, Tuesday, August 20, 2019 5:30 PM

Judging from my 120 minutes of sustained arguing with rightist hordes on Twitter this morning, Dems are (a) the real racists (b) baby killers (c) anti-Semites.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:42 (four years ago) link

it appears that there are no longer good people on both sides

mookieproof, Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

the only ways in which the Right "cares" about racism/anti-semitism/any bigotry are 1) to use as a "I know you are but what am I!" political cudgel and 2) it super hurts their feelings to have ppl they loathe label them something they feel has been termed into a meaningless label. Like it's so obv when they pretend to give 2 shits about "the Blacks" (looky, we gave them all jobs! hey, got off the Dem Plantation!) or any other grp they themselves have marginalized. Fucking evil fucks ugh.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

what if we just hire a seven-year-old to kick him in the shins every time he tries to talk

i would kick in money for this

One might even call it... a kickstarter

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 20 August 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

Denmark is a very special country with incredible people, but based on Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen’s comments, that she would have no interest in discussing the purchase of Greenland, I will be postponing our meeting scheduled in two weeks for another time....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2019


....The Prime Minister was able to save a great deal of expense and effort for both the United States and Denmark by being so direct. I thank her for that and look forward to rescheduling sometime in the future!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 20, 2019



wow lmao

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 01:16 (four years ago) link

I guess the bottom really is us getting nuked because damn wtf even

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 01:22 (four years ago) link

what even in the hell is that

american bradass (BradNelson), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 01:26 (four years ago) link

This is a genius way for him to cancel everything.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 01:32 (four years ago) link

literally scrambling for distracting attention-getters

Good luck USA.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 01:32 (four years ago) link

"I told China we would cancel the tariffs if they gave us Taiwan, but they don't want to discuss it so I have cancelled the summit"

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 01:33 (four years ago) link

"I told Japan I would visit them if they sold me Mt. Fuji, but they said no, so I will not be visiting."

"I told Boris I would visit the UK if they sold me Stonehenge, but they said no, so I will stay here."

And so on.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 01:36 (four years ago) link

is not chlorofluorocarbon gases in aerosol sprays and refrigerator coolant that decides to float up into the stratosphere and destroy the ozone layer, it's humans that decide to use those products. but yet, we just banned the fuck out of most CFCs and the problem was (largely) addressed

FP’d you for racism btw

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 01:54 (four years ago) link

Denmark is a very special country with incredible people

too true

mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 02:40 (four years ago) link

beautiful letters tho

Asked about North Korea’s recent, repeated firing of short-range missiles, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said, “I wish that they would not.” https://t.co/BiUua5EVOS

— New York Times World (@nytimesworld) August 21, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link

what even in the hell is that

That is the President of the United States of America deciding not to leave the familiar safety of his cocoon if he can't get the lollipop he was hoping for.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 03:22 (four years ago) link

Secretary of State Mike Pompeo said, “I wish that they would not.”

You can sense the waves of advanced 'Trump fatigue' rising off him.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 03:24 (four years ago) link

[REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED]

It gets harder every day to not explicitly call for extralegal solutions to our ongoing national crisis.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 03:41 (four years ago) link

So if refusing to sell him something is trump repelllent, would happen if the UK repossess his golf courses?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 04:57 (four years ago) link

the guy who handles US nukes got took by an aol-era instagram chainmeme pic.twitter.com/9o4kTvBgNU

— rat king (@MikeIsaac) August 21, 2019

the guy who did perry's current during obama's first administration has a nobel prize for the "development of methods to cool and trap atoms with laser light"

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 05:01 (four years ago) link

perry's current *job

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 05:02 (four years ago) link

maybe if everyone just keeps telling trump no he’ll stay home

maura, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 11:54 (four years ago) link

morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 11:58 (four years ago) link

lol i saw Thurston Moore post the same Instagram thing yesterday. comments made it worthwhile.

circa1916, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 12:01 (four years ago) link

“Thank you to Wayne Allyn Root for the very nice words. “President Trump is the greatest President for Jews and for Israel in the history of the world, not just America, he is the best President for Israel in the history of the world...and the Jewish people in Israel love him....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2019


....like he’s the King of Israel. They love him like he is the second coming of God...But American Jews don’t know him or like him. They don’t even know what they’re doing or saying anymore. It makes no sense! But that’s OK, if he keeps doing what he’s doing, he’s good for.....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2019


.....all Jews, Blacks, Gays, everyone. And importantly, he’s good for everyone in America who wants a job.” Wow! @newsmax @foxandfriends @OANN

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2019



Ok

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 12:20 (four years ago) link

As we all know Jews are so down with the second coming

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 12:24 (four years ago) link

I heard nothing but negative comments about Trump in the midst of a hundred or so American Jews this weekend, so this lunatic conservative commentator may in fact be right about something!

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 12:41 (four years ago) link

Well this will get them on board no doubt

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 12:47 (four years ago) link

So I'm there, sun beats down upon my face like you wouldn't believe. The stars absolutely fill my dream, there's no room. And so many of these guys, big guys, they talk to me of days for which they sit and wait. But I really do think all will be revealed. https://t.co/aodDq3sKlG

— David Roth (@david_j_roth) August 21, 2019

lol

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

My proposal to the politically correct Automobile Companies would lower the average price of a car to consumers by more than $3000, while at the same time making the cars substantially safer. Engines would run smoother. Very little impact on the environment! Foolish executives!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2019

good news, leaded gas is coming back

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

Getcha sweaters jokes in asap

nashwan, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 13:51 (four years ago) link

what if we just hire a seven-year-old to kick him in the shins every time he tries to talk

Or bring in the adult Kurt Russell to smack him about?

the body of a spider... (scampering alpaca), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 14:09 (four years ago) link

the politically correct Automobile Companies

I can't

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 14:10 (four years ago) link

VW= Very Woke

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 14:11 (four years ago) link

Yeah, this morning's NYT story about the auto companies seeing the financial sense in limiting fuel emissions was an eye-opener.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

It's like he just walks around all day gumming a mouthful of magnetic poetry and everyone gathers around whatever random words happen to be suspended in the pendulous drool string hanging from his chin in a particular moment and says, hmm yes, very intersting, this is definitely the coherent utterance of a sentient creature, let us regard it as such.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

My dog knocked over a box of Alpha Bits one time, it was the most profound soliloquy I ever encountered.

Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link

fucking bizarro world. I want off!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link

"Distractions" or not, every time we've hit maximum "Veep" (or "Onion") we go even further. It boggles the mind. It's like a humanoid Magic Eye run amuck.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 14:43 (four years ago) link

My proposal to the politically correct Automobile Companies would lower the average price of a car to consumers by more than $3000, while at the same time making the cars substantially safer. Engines would run smoother. Very little impact on the environment! Foolish executives!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 21, 2019

http://images.app.goo.gl/uFt2kTfcGA5xeNA38

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

http://giphy.com/gifs/homer-k8bMS52B9ejSw

Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

Aug 21, 2019 08:56:12 AM
....WHERE IS THE FEDERAL RESERVE?

Sir this is an Arby's

nashwan, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 14:55 (four years ago) link

My proposal to the politically correct Planet Earth would make all sweet treats 3000% more delicious, while at the same time eradicating their impact on the waistline. Also ponies should be able to talk. Foolish nature!

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 15:05 (four years ago) link

I think the PC fast food industry should cut the cows and breed animals that will birth fully cooked Big Macs.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link

WASHINGTON — The federal budget deficit is growing faster than expected, even as President Trump muses about more tax cuts and other ideas that would add to government debt.

The deficit will reach $960 billion for the 2019 fiscal year, which ends Sept. 30, and $1 trillion for the 2020 fiscal year, the Congressional Budget Office said in updated forecasts released on Wednesday. Previously, it had projected an $896 billion deficit for 2019 and $892 billion for 2020. Those numbers would be even higher, if not for lower-than-expected interest rates, which are reducing the cost of servicing the national debt.

*checks watch*

looks like it's almost time for republicans to suddenly get extremely concerned about the deficit. i think it will be about...November 4, 2020, depending on the results of the election.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link

the only way to address the deficit is to cut social security and medicare, of course. it's literally the only way to address a gap between tax revenue and spending.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

@AndrewFeinberg
JUST NOW: I asked
@realDonaldTrump
who American Jews are being disloyal to by voting for Democrats, he said they’re being “disloyal to Israel.”

nashwan, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:33 (four years ago) link

@atrupar

Beyond parody -- Trump says his solution to the epidemic of veteran suicides is some new "stimulant" produced by Johnson & Johnson that he's instructed the government to buy in large quantities

mookieproof, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:34 (four years ago) link

wtf is happening

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link

it's like just someone get this rich loudmouth farting kid out of the room

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:36 (four years ago) link

Out of his fucking gourd geez

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:38 (four years ago) link

the auto companies seeing the financial sense in limiting fuel emissions

drowned ppl don't buy vehicles

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link

Here's the clip. Speaking about his trade war with China, Trump looks to the heavens and says, "I am the Chosen One." pic.twitter.com/mKWA9g7wzQ

— David Mack (@davidmackau) August 21, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

trump just said the prime minister of denmark was "nasty", etc etc. god he is pathetic. last night he was trying to spin it (his own fuckup, he had made minutes before, by ragequitting the denmark trip via twitter) like the trip was just delayed for other reasons and it had nothing to do with greenland. now 12 hours later it's pretty clear that's exactly what it was about. god what a fucking dumb loser

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

And tried to frame it a diss to the American people as well

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:58 (four years ago) link

ok that clip legitimately sent a chill through my spine

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 17:59 (four years ago) link

wait, is god listening to people now?

god, this guy is a dumb fucking loser, you should make doing something about it your first action in 2000+ years

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

for a good laugh just imagine Obama looking to the sky and saying that

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:01 (four years ago) link

There is literally nothing Donald Trump could say, aside from an expression of genuine empathy and care for other human beings, that would surprise me at this point. Nothing.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

In a 180 from yesterday, Trump says he is no longer interested in tax cuts or lowering capital gains taxes. https://t.co/wGNLm74KlT

— Rebecca Ballhaus (@rebeccaballhaus) August 21, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:02 (four years ago) link

I am still in the middle of watching The Family doc on netflix. But yes, all these fucking assholes are the Chosen Ones. It's their thing to do and say all the crazy shit they want.

Yerac, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:03 (four years ago) link

On the plus side, it seems like the contents of his brainpan are finally nearing complete putrefaction.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

*adjusts the election models to give trump a slightly better chance*

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

The president's retweetees form quite a pantheon: Katie Hopkins, Wayne Allyn Root, various Q-ers. It may be too much to ask for William F. Buckley Jr., Milton Friedman, and Irving Kristol. But we can do better, can't we?

— Jay Nordlinger (@jaynordlinger) August 21, 2019

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

yeah i'd say what's unique about the OG is not the manias he has but that he lets them out unchecked

xxp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:06 (four years ago) link

It may be too much to ask for William F. Buckley Jr., Milton Friedman, and Irving Kristol. But we can do better, can't we?

pfffffffffft

nordlinger has learned absolutely nothing. i know, shocking

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:09 (four years ago) link

oh noes, the president is retweeting the wrong kind of intellectually bankrupt frauds

Andy Jones, Earth-Born Angel of Love (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:10 (four years ago) link

what a day

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - U.S. President Donald Trump said on Wednesday that his administration was seriously looking at ending the right of citizenship for U.S.-born children of noncitizens and people who immigrated to the United States illegally.

“We’re looking at that very seriously, birthright citizenship, where you have a baby on our land, you walk over the border, have a baby - congratulations, the baby is now a U.S. citizen. ... It’s frankly ridiculous,” Trump told reporters outside the White House.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

good luck amending the Constitution

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

Headline: Trump looks seriously at U.S. Constitution, calls it "ridiculous".

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

doesn't he know he's supposed to call them "anchor babies" to dehumanize them? i'm sure stephen miller will whisper the words in his ears soon.

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:16 (four years ago) link

so they're "looking" at repealing the 14th amendment?
xpost

rob, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

Ireland got rid of this like ten years ago by popular plebiscite.

plax (ico), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

i know the greenland thing is a footnote in the trump presidency, but look how pathetic he is

The statement from Mette Frederiksen, the 41-year-old prime minister of Denmark, had called Mr. Trump’s hope of buying Greenland “absurd,” a statement the president called “nasty.”

“I thought it was a very not nice way of saying something,” Mr. Trump told reporters. “But all they had to do is say, no, we’d rather not do that or we’d rather not talk about it.”

Mr. Trump asserted he was taking umbrage on behalf of his nation.

“She’s not talking to me, she’s talking to the United States of America,” he said. “They can’t say ‘how absurd.’ ”

sounds like a guy who has surrounded himself with sycophants, big surprise

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link

"looking at" is gen Shitheadese for "making noise w/ no followthru"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:18 (four years ago) link

NARRATOR: She was talking to him

brigadier pudding (DJP), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

"how absurd" re: the USA is otm though

rob, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

Headline: Trump looks seriously at U.S. Constitution, calls it "ridiculous".

― A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, August 21, 2019 1:15 PM (four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It contains words that aren't his name so yeah. He'll only be satisfied when the world is a Trumpian version of Malkovich taking the portal into his own head.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

“They can’t say ‘how absurd.’ ” for September title.

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

"very not nice way of saying something" --a professional orator, a leader of a global power

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:45 (four years ago) link

when he talks about other people not saying things in a nice way, it carries a lot of weight because he is renowned for being so kind and polite

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

'Sad!' - an oil-soaked gutter rat struggling to escape a rotisserie chicken carcass

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

Can someone serve him a Big Mac with little blades in it

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 21 August 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

Democrats say they got a tip from a federal employee that somebody may have tried to interfere with an IRS audit of President Donald Trump.

The revelation came to light in a court filing in Democrats’ lawsuit seeking the president’s tax returns.

In late July, the House Committee on Ways and Means “received an unsolicited communication from a federal employee setting forth credible allegations of ‘evidence of possible misconduct’― specifically, potential ‘inappropriate efforts to influence’ the mandatory audit program,” the Tuesday court filing says.

The IRS automatically audits the president and vice president every year. Democrats have said they need copies of Trump’s tax returns in part to make sure the audit is legit.

Democrats sued in July after the Trump administration refused to comply with a federal tax disclosure law that has entitled tax committee chairs to private tax information since 1924.

Their filing in federal court this week argued that District Judge Trevor McFadden should order the Treasury Department to hand over Trump’s tax returns without a trial, since the disclosure law gives no leeway to refuse. And they say the whistleblower’s material bolsters their case.

The Trump administration responded that the request for Trump’s taxes raises weighty issues about whether Congress is overstepping its constitutional powers, and that the court should take its time. Past administrations have benefited from federal court cases taking longer than election cycles.

In an Aug. 8 letter to Treasury Secretary Steve Mnuchin, Ways and Means Chairman Richard Neal (D-Mass.) called the tipster’s claim a “grave charge” that cast doubt on Mnuchin’s argument that there’s no reason to worry IRS agents could be subject to political influence. He asked for a “a rolling production of documents and communications of specified Treasury and IRS employees.”

Mnuchin refused to cooperate, saying he forwarded Neal’s letter to the Treasury Inspector General for Tax Administration, an internal agency watchdog.

A Treasury spokesman declined to comment.

The tax return case is one of several legal battles between Congress and the administration that could have major consequences for the U.S. system of government. In the past, courts have given lawmakers wide latitude for investigations, but Trump has stonewalled to an unprecedented degree.

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:04 (four years ago) link

Add it to the list.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:37 (four years ago) link

just lol if you don't think the president blatantly and illegally interfered in the effort to get his tax returns

frogbs, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 22:43 (four years ago) link

just lol if you don't think the president blatantly and illegally interfered in the effort to get his tax returns, and will likely get away with it, as he has gotten away with a ton of other things, many even more serious than this.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 23:00 (four years ago) link

"Ubsurd," "Armed Forca," Appliculble," "Obstulcles" -- Trump had a hard time pronouncing a number of words on Wednesday pic.twitter.com/1HLRO1i5Xd

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 21, 2019

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 22 August 2019 00:09 (four years ago) link

Is it just me or has this week been especially dumb (stupid}?

jmm, Thursday, 22 August 2019 00:32 (four years ago) link

Trump is a slightly more coherent Billy Milano at this point.

Idk who that insults more

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 00:37 (four years ago) link

it's 4:45 am at the party, when the only people standing are just kind of laughing at dumb shit and that's all that's been happening for hours
but the weirdest guy of all is a teetotaler

Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 August 2019 00:39 (four years ago) link

trump never made anything as joy-giving as “mr. oofus”

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cSvkyV9j6d4

maura, Thursday, 22 August 2019 02:01 (four years ago) link

Trump is a slightly more coherent Billy Milano at this point.

Idk who that insults more

― FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 00:37 (one hour ago) link

Stormtrumpers of Death

Conceptualize Wyverns (latebloomer), Thursday, 22 August 2019 02:17 (four years ago) link

There is something ineffable about this week in particular that seems to be a threshold between 'old and incurious narcissistic rich fuck who lies and flubs on the reg and is in a general state of inarguable cognitive decline' and 'is it possible for the brain of a living human to melt because I think that might be happening'.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 August 2019 02:58 (four years ago) link

it's nice that daniel dale et al are keeping track of Donald Trump's 12,000 False Statements but i'd rather they take these data points and come to the obvious conclusion

we already know he's a lying hypocrite; these aren't gotcha points. come out and fucking say he's unfit and say it every day

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:06 (four years ago) link

Otm

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:20 (four years ago) link

Daniel Dale is a beat reporter, who does a very good job of reporting his assigned beat. He does not have any ability to depose the head of a foreign power.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:27 (four years ago) link

yes

Dan S, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:29 (four years ago) link

Who said he did?

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:29 (four years ago) link

(nb: he doesn't have a problem making commentary like "This is one of the least-hinged speeches Trump has given in a long time," separate from his factual reporting of the facts that it is his job to report.)

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:30 (four years ago) link

feels to me like Daniel Dale is willing to say he's unfit more than other reporters

Dan S, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:39 (four years ago) link

daniel dale is in great shape, though

Karl Malone, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:40 (four years ago) link

healthiest reporter ever

j., Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:42 (four years ago) link

come out and fucking say he's unfit and say it every day

The difficulty is that, short of Trump's becoming clearly physical incapable of carrying out his duties or of making his thoughts known to his staff, there is no standard of 'unfitness' other than what Congress or his Cabinet officers can agree upon.

Because the Republicans whose participation would be required to remove him find it convenient for Trump to remain in office, there is no way to push him out of office until November 2020, so long as he doesn't keel over into a coma. Even then many Republicans would say it was premature to remove him from office.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:50 (four years ago) link

Him not being able to carry out an official state visit because he can't handle a woman saying no to him is pretty close to him being practically incapable of carrying out his duties to me, tbh.

Frederik B, Thursday, 22 August 2019 07:30 (four years ago) link

He has been emotionally incapable of carrying out his duties since at least 1986. Today’s tantrum will change nothing in the eyes of the political party that is using him as cover.

He is deteriorating too rapidly to be on the ballot next year, but I absolutely cannot imagine a bottom to his behaviour that will make the GOP take action in 2019 while he’s still walking and making vaguely word-shaped noises.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 22 August 2019 07:51 (four years ago) link

And owning/triggering the libs

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 22 August 2019 09:36 (four years ago) link

good luck amending the Constitution

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 21 August 2019 18:15 (yesterday) link

aiui, if you have the votes on the supreme court, the constitution can be whatever you want

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 August 2019 11:42 (four years ago) link

Good news, everyone -- the 10th Circuit ruled yesterday that states have no right to punish or nullify the votes of faithless electors in Presidential elections!

The decision, from a three-judge panel of the 10th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals in Denver, is a victory for Micheal Baca, a Colorado Democratic elector in 2016. Under state law, he was required to cast his ballot for Hillary Clinton, who won the state's popular vote. Instead, he crossed out her name and wrote in John Kasich, a Republican and then the governor of Ohio.

(This is probably actually not good news.)

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/faithless-elector-a-court-ruling-just-changed-how-we-pick-our-president/ar-AAG8tdZ

I'm certain that people will only be called out as faithless electors by those operating in good faith. Seems absolutely watertight to me.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 August 2019 13:23 (four years ago) link

NEW YORK (AP) — About 6 in 10 Americans disapprove of President Donald Trump’s overall job performance, according to a new poll released Thursday by The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research, which finds some support for the president’s handling of the U.S. economy but gives him weak marks on other major issues.

Just 36% of Americans approve of the way Trump is handling his job as president; 62% disapprove.

The numbers may be ugly for a first-term president facing reelection in 14 months, but they are remarkably consistent. Trump’s approval rating has never dipped below 32% or risen above 42% in AP-NORC polls since he took office. By comparison, President Barack Obama’s approval never dropped below 40% in polling by Gallup.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 August 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

You can take that consistency to the bank!

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 22 August 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

Following Ayanna Pressley's Twitter almost makes me wish I still lived in Boston.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, 22 August 2019 14:57 (four years ago) link

Obama never dropped below 40, yet inspired a backlash so strong that assholes elected a person whose agenda seems almost exclusively a repudiation of Obama. Lotta good those numbers do.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:06 (four years ago) link

what's the point of being loved unless you're universally loved

j., Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:08 (four years ago) link

In totally surprising news, Sarah Huckabee Sanders will be joining Fox News as an on-air talking head.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 22 August 2019 16:22 (four years ago) link

as one of their liberal voices no doubt

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 22 August 2019 16:24 (four years ago) link

Following Ayanna Pressley's Twitter almost makes me wish I still lived in Boston.

she is my rep

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

'He is deteriorating too rapidly to be on the ballot next year' in a rational world yes, but do you really think he'll wind up not on the ballot? I don't see that happening.

akm, Thursday, 22 August 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

He's Jim Jones and he's IVing the koolaid into our arms

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 17:52 (four years ago) link

'He is deteriorating too rapidly

Age-related mental deterioration rarely happens on a smooth trend line, but accelerates or slows unpredictably. You can't take what happened this week and reliably project its future path. To do so is wishful thinking.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 22 August 2019 17:55 (four years ago) link

All he has to force out of his sound canal is "mmmprh yes guns, bad abortion" and he has 50 million instant votes.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 17:57 (four years ago) link

10th Circuit ruled yesterday that states have no right to punish or nullify the votes of faithless electors in Presidential elections!

Viewed purely in terms of the intent of the framers of the US constitution, this is the correct ruling. They had a horror of democracy and tried to fence it in with several layers of undemocratic bumpf, among which the electoral college is an outstanding example. That eccentric electoral vote cast by what is being termed "a faithless elector" precisely fills the original purpose of electors: to derail the popular vote if they chose to derail it.

Punishing an elector for exercising his constitutionally mandated franchise would be equivalent to punishing any other voter for their vote.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

Reason #456 Why the EC Sucks

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

Yeah, but we're saddled with the blasted EC forever, because the small mostly rural states enjoy their disproportionate powers and can easily block any amendment that dilutes that power. Even the national Popular Vote Imitative (if that's the right name) where the bigger states pledge to cast their electoral votes for the winner of the national popular vote, once enough of them participate to ensure a majority of the EC, can be derailed by "faithless electors".

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:21 (four years ago) link

get 'em

March for Our Lives unveils bold new proposal for gun control legislation https://t.co/nrle9XxVfh pic.twitter.com/TYAI2c7a20

— The Last Word (@TheLastWord) August 22, 2019

nashwan, Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:49 (four years ago) link

I think the boldest move would be to buy an AR15 for every military aged black man in the United States, the @GOP would ban assault rifles by Monday!

— Eric Robinson 🇮🇪 (@EricRobinson00) August 22, 2019

Dear white allies,

Shut the fuck up.

Sincerely, me

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link

The thing about using racism to achieve a noble goal is that you are still enabling and nurturing racism, which ultimately is not good for anyone and especially not good for, say, me. So shut the fuck up with this shit.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:53 (four years ago) link

Yeah, but we're saddled with the blasted EC forever

idk, i'm hearing that you can alter the constitution pretty easily with an executive order

mookieproof, Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

Imitative

argh! Initiative!

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 22 August 2019 18:54 (four years ago) link

'He is deteriorating too rapidly to be on the ballot next year' in a rational world yes, but do you really think he'll wind up not on the ballot? I don't see that happening.

Age-related mental deterioration rarely happens on a smooth trend line, but accelerates or slows unpredictably. You can't take what happened this week and reliably project its future path. To do so is wishful thinking.

His physical condition is deteriorating as well - he's been propping himself up at rallies by resting his gut on lecterns (which he once would have been too self-conscious to do), his control over his tongue is slipping, he was wearing either a back brace or a diaper in Europe, he's drenched in sweat more often than before. You can't plot a curve, but he's not going to reverse the trend. Three years ago his racking would give him the appearance of focus and precision* for the duration of a TV debate; these days it just gives him the energy to ramble for 90 minutes.

It's not wishful thinking, inasmuch as I'm pretty sure I'd prefer to see him on the ballot rather than anyone with a shred of competency. (Bright side is that the GOP don't appear to have anyone in the wings, and they can't groom a successor while King George and Rupert are in the court.) I'm just estimating that it's far more likely that medical incapacity would remove him from contention by June 2nd, than that the officials of the GOP will remove him for temperamental unfitness between now and Friday evening.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:31 (four years ago) link

* only to those who were willing to perceive such traits, of course, but marks are the only audience he cares about.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:33 (four years ago) link

He's gonna have a hell of a time at the no-podium debate (town hall?).

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

I'm coming around to the idea that he's going to refuse to debate the Democratic nominee. He'll just tweet 20 times a day from like April to November.

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:38 (four years ago) link

he was wearing either a back brace or a diaper in Europe

My Twitter muting must be more successful than I thought it was given that this is the first time I'm hearing about this.

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

he'll just say "Obama refuses to debate me" and his followers will parrot it, considering how man yof them think he was President and golfing during Katrina

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

Dan - there were some really wild full-body profile photos at the time, but searching any combination of Trump Europe padding butt diaper -balloon returns too many results to conveniently sift. Check the first 20 seconds of this photocall though:

He sickens me. 😐
Please lock him up! 🔐
pic.twitter.com/J3AuvS25H9

— Patricia Revisits Patrick Henry 💙 (@2021_free) June 29, 2019

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

It's as if I watched The Naked Gun parody of the presidency.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:53 (four years ago) link

lol

I think that's just his ass, though

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:54 (four years ago) link

well here's hoping for the worst anyway

j., Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:56 (four years ago) link

Let's be clear, having that ass would be the worst

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:58 (four years ago) link

in multiple ways

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2019 20:59 (four years ago) link

alley-oop.gif

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

I think that's just his ass, though

you forget how gorgeously plump, curvy and not-square his real ass is

https://pics.me.me/cher-cher-trump-has-mammoth-ass-and-visible-panty-line-pic-twitter-com-51942716.png

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:08 (four years ago) link

+1 to me for having images off

brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:09 (four years ago) link

For sure that image is indeed a turnoff.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:11 (four years ago) link

Here's a less horrifying but still alarming one:

When WDRB Louisville reporter Lawrence Smith asked Trump yesterday how he can appeal to urban voters in the city, Trump said with a smile, "Well, I used to bat with a Louisville Slugger. No bat like it." pic.twitter.com/Iyp1DLbSin

— Daniel Dale (@ddale8) August 22, 2019

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

beat on the brat

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

I see he retains his sparkling command of English.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:21 (four years ago) link

I think that's just his ass, though

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Thursday, August 22, 2019 4:54 PM bookmarkflaglink

Next month thread title

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:22 (four years ago) link

"Just his ass," as if it's not worry enough.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

Butt Problems

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:29 (four years ago) link

I'm coming around to the idea that he's going to refuse to debate the Democratic nominee. He'll just tweet 20 times a day from like April to November.

― shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, August 22, 2019 3:38 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

Entirely possible. He will, of course, feel compelled to whip up some lie about how he was soooo insulted by something the other candidate did or said so he can wallpaper over the cowardly decision he will have already made to keep his toilet seat warm all night rather than underscore his dumbfuckery on live tv.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:54 (four years ago) link

he got fucking trounced in 2016 Prez debates, plus looked like a demented stalker in one. guess what, it didn't matter.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link

Spoiler warning, sheesh.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 August 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

he's going to be on TV

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link

always

every day until all of us die

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 22 August 2019 23:47 (four years ago) link

Jewish support for the Dems really is a mystery.
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/hamedaleaziz/justice-department-immigration-judges-white-nationalist?ref=bfnsplash

rob, Friday, 23 August 2019 00:02 (four years ago) link

Gee, the DOJ is creating a hostile workplace for immigration judges? They certainly should bring their discrimination complaint to and seek anti-discrimination enforcement from, uh, hmm, I guess, the DOJ?

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 August 2019 00:29 (four years ago) link

If I worked in the White House, I would advise Trump to tweet about the Popeye’s chicken sandwich then make a big show about going to get one and then host a three-way Chick-fil-a/Wendy’s/Popeye’s chicken sandwich taste-off.

He’d be at 55% in two weeks.

— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) August 22, 2019

it is pretty mind-boggling that he's so psychologically hamstrung by his lack of executive function that he can't even do this kind of shit, which would be easy and would no doubt juice his popularity for all it was worth

j., Friday, 23 August 2019 01:10 (four years ago) link

That DOJ story is fucking disturbing. What the hell is going on?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 01:23 (four years ago) link

I went by a Popeye's twice tonight, an hour apart, and both times the drive-thru line was trailing out into the street and blocking traffic! Beat *those* numbers, Trump, you stupid asshole.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 August 2019 01:45 (four years ago) link

Let's be clear, having that ass would be the worst


the spaceballs presidency continues

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6vYKJerstg

maura, Friday, 23 August 2019 12:21 (four years ago) link

Trump talking about his favorite Bible verse is absolutely the best comedy on the planet. You could spend your life trying to find a funnier bit and you’d die a failure. pic.twitter.com/C2XBltunkD

— Huccession: Season 2 (@TylerHuckabee) August 22, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:34 (four years ago) link

"Probably.... equal."

jmm, Friday, 23 August 2019 13:39 (four years ago) link

I love the long pause.

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 August 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

To be fair, the Bible is the favorite book of virtually everyone who has never actually read a book.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link

One of the things I find most appalling about his marks is that they got taken by a con man who puts zero effort into swindling people or pretending to give a shit. I'm surprised he's aware that the Bible is a book.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

i'd love to ask him why is there even an old and new testament ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:52 (four years ago) link

'Well...the Old Testament was just too old, you know? So we needed a new one. So that's why we have a New Testament. Why we didn't get rid of the Old Testament when we made the new one, I don't know. But it's still a good testament. Both testaments, good testaments. Everybody always says I love a good testament and it's true, it's true.'

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:54 (four years ago) link

'My ESL teacher says I'm making great strides, that it almost seems as if I understand the native tongue I've been using for seventy years.'

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link

i knew you'd come through

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link

Is that the Wu Tang Clan logo on the table?

jmm, Friday, 23 August 2019 13:56 (four years ago) link

lol yeah that's a sticker on the guys tablet

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 13:58 (four years ago) link

I want to see him ponder all sorts of book questions he can't answer.

"So, what is your favorite part of Moby Dick?"

"Oh, I'd say ... I like it all equally."

"What are your thoughts on 'The Grand Inquisitor' in 'The Brothers Karamazov'?"

"That's very personal."

"Could you quote some Shakespeare?"

"Yes, but not right now."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 August 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link

"To be, or not to be--Sad!"

frustration and wonky passion (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

'Can you quote three consecutive words from the Bible?'
'No, no, they're all...they're all such great words, I don't want to single any out.'
'Or even just name one person featured in the Bible?'
'That's private, something very private and personal...I don't like to talk about it. And they're all fantastic characters, but naming them is, I feel, very disrespectful. And wrong.'
'Would you mind taking this book and just mime for us real quick what it looks like when a person reads? Like the process of a normal, literate human being scanning pages and progressing through a bound volume of printed matter.'
'No, I wouldn't be comfortable doing that, it wouldn't be fair to all of the other objects that I use in my everyday life as a functional person whose brain absolutely isn't a charred and belching ruin.'

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ePH7WfR.jpg

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

Isn’t that clip from 2015?

I swear he struggled with almost the same question back then, on camera. Or did he (shocker, I know) learn absolutely nothing over the past 4 years

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 August 2019 14:29 (four years ago) link

idk how chotiner keeps getting people to talk to him, but

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/a-penn-law-professor-wants-to-make-america-white-again

mookieproof, Friday, 23 August 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PX2SicPw1A

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFruUe4CEQ0
"i have great relationship with god"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMr4hMoZX0w
all three of these are utterly indiscernible from parody

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:35 (four years ago) link

idk how chotiner keeps getting people to talk to him, but

https://www.newyorker.com/news/q-and-a/a-penn-law-professor-wants-to-make-america-white-again

― mookieproof, Friday, August 23, 2019

After finishing it, I wanted to go to bed and forget it's a gorgeous Friday.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link

alfred, i dunno how you feel about frazier, but i thought this piece was helpful anodyne with its message of "thus have these assholes ever been"
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/08/26/when-w-e-b-du-bois-made-a-laughingstock-of-a-white-supremacist

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

I know, I know, but this string is particularly tear-stained, foot-stompy and glorious...

Our Country has lost, stupidly, Trillions of Dollars with China over many years. They have stolen our Intellectual Property at a rate of Hundreds of Billions of Dollars a year, & they want to continue. I won’t let that happen! We don’t need China and, frankly, would be far....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2019

....better off without them. The vast amounts of money made and stolen by China from the United States, year after year, for decades, will and must STOP. Our great American companies are hereby ordered to immediately start looking for an alternative to China, including bringing..

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2019

....your companies HOME and making your products in the USA. I will be responding to China’s Tariffs this afternoon. This is a GREAT opportunity for the United States. Also, I am ordering all carriers, including Fed Ex, Amazon, UPS and the Post Office, to SEARCH FOR & REFUSE,....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2019

....all deliveries of Fentanyl from China (or anywhere else!). Fentanyl kills 100,000 Americans a year. President Xi said this would stop - it didn’t. Our Economy, because of our gains in the last 2 1/2 years, is MUCH larger than that of China. We will keep it that way!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

"i'm ordering these private companies to do what i say"

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

so many choice parts in that Chotiner piece, i particularly liked the ending:

This doorman in New York recognized me the other day, and he said, “How you doing?” And, “I hope you have a long life.” But he said to me, “I’m very disappointed about what happened to you, because I thought, when Trump was elected, we could say whatever we wanted.” And I said, “Well, obviously we can never say whatever we want. That’s called civilization.” But I was very interested in that. He said, “We are totally scripted for what we can say and what we can’t say, regardless of what reality presents to us.” This guy was a person of color. I don’t know where he was from.

He just recognized you because he knew about your academic work?

No, he knew about my whatever has been about me in the news, I guess. It’s amazing how often that happens.

I don’t doubt it.

And people say revealing things. I have people coming up to me and saying, “Why are academics trying to turn this country into the country we just tried to get away from?”

omar little, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

xxp i would temper any enthusiasm for the dubois debate piece with a codicil that frazer's "just walking around thinking about things and letting the friendly guy from Reunion know that _I_ want him to move here" framing device is a little cringey, but the meat of the article is worth invoking.

from mookie's link, I am seeing further proof that bigoted people no longer feel the need to pretend to speak eruditely when defending themselves and are perhaps quasiconsciously slipping into trumpspeak when farting out opinions:

One thing that’s quite striking is there is essentially no science being done in a place like Malaysia. No science, no technology coming out. I consider that very closely related to the lack of commitment to empiricism, the lack of a cultural practice of attention to evidence, rigor, analysis, facts. They all work together, so I think that when we say colonialism, do they mean that if it weren’t for colonialism, Malaysia would be Denmark? Does anybody really believe that, honestly and truly? I think it’s a nonstarter. There are countries with terrible geography that are at the top of the charts. Israel has terrible geography. They are a leader in science, in innovation, in technology, in drug development, in medicine. Geography, I think, is a nonstarter, and the people, I have heard through the grapevine, that the people who have pushed geography, they don’t really believe it either. O.K.? I won’t give you my sources. So what else is there?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

bro you hired him

....My only question is, who is our bigger enemy, Jay Powell or Chairman Xi?

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 23, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

This doesn't feel like a purely solo Trump tweet, but then who is telling him to order various companies to do his ridiculous bidding?

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:32 (four years ago) link

well the dow just dropped 400 points off this shit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:34 (four years ago) link

What I find really interesting—and it’s incredibly under-studied, frankly, that’s one of my points, that people don’t seem very interested in this topic, and you would think it would be absolutely vital—is how do big Swiss people produce little Swiss people? How do little Swiss people become big Swiss people? Because we do associate a certain profile, a certain type, a certain set of priorities and orientations and behaviors and beliefs to Swiss people. Swiss people are radically different from, let’s say, Somali people or Indonesian people, on average. We’re not talking about individuals here. We’re talking about a distribution, right? So let’s get that straight. People have a lot of trouble thinking about distributions and generalizations.

I’m Jewish. Why are Jews so Jewy? How did that happen? Why do French women, at least until recently, look so French? I mean, what is going on?


tenured law professor at a major us college here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

Has Amy Wax ever heard of confirmation bias

Evan, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:36 (four years ago) link

Look at the big boy, issuing his very serious orders over Twitter! Such a big and important boy, yes he is! Who's a big boy? Who's a big boy?

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

The level of cognitive function on display in that Amy Wax piece left me asking the question, 'are you capable of assembling a sandwich without assistance?'

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

What's the point of being Chosen One if you can't order companies around on Twitter?

jmm, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

I'm spitballing here but it's just possible that the cumulative frustration of reckoning with everyday tasks that so many of us take for granted (like, say, remembering how to open a door or how many arms should go through a shirt sleeve) contributes to making Trumpists such vicious little shits.

Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

went for a walk yesterday and swear to god three different people (all three people of color mind you) came up to me and said “Why are academics trying to turn this country into the country we just tried to get away from?” i'm pretty sure it's part of the lyrics to Old Town Road but whatever, it's the hit jingle that's sweeping the nation!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:49 (four years ago) link

And I guess, to be really crude about it, you would use Trump’s succinct phrase: Why are there so many shithole countries? Of course the moment you say that, people just get outraged: Oh, my God, you are a racist for saying that. And that, of course, lets them off the hook; they don’t have to answer the question, which is convenient.

People do get outraged about that. You are correct.

I have asked many sophisticated, knowledgeable people that question, and I have never gotten anything close to a plausible answer, because of course any answer has to be subject to the strictures of political correctness. I have had a couple of really smart people, people on the left, say, to me, Hey, you have a point: we don’t have an answer, and we are not allowed to think about it rigorously and realistically because there is a code of things you do say and things you don’t say.

What is your answer?

I don’t have one. I mean, my answer is this term “culture,” which consists of so many different things, from top to bottom, so many different aspects of the society. It is this very complex amalgam that holds people back on all sorts of levels. And I am not an anthropologist, I am not a political scientist. I just think that is where the answer lies.

omar little, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:51 (four years ago) link

trump's algorithm processing program has become so weirdly fast and immediate that it's now like some kind of uncanny valley violation. the robot is not sentient. the programming has gone from "the causation loop is clear to observers with 15 seconds worth of thought" to "even trump idiots cannot not see this immediately."

Hunt3r, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link

After reading that piece I believe we must all be professors.

nashwan, Friday, 23 August 2019 15:53 (four years ago) link

We're all gonna feel awful once Amy Wax's neurologist finally detects that softball-sized tumor in her brain.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

And now having read Chotiner's interview with Bill Owens I believe we must all be reverends.

nashwan, Friday, 23 August 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link

have asked many sophisticated, knowledgeable people that question, and I have never gotten anything close to a plausible answer

even an uncouth dilettante like me knows about "Guns Germs & Steel"

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:00 (four years ago) link

left me asking the question, 'are you capable of assembling a sandwich without assistance?'

wow, leave the lex out of this

mookieproof, Friday, 23 August 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

I have asked many sophisticated, knowledgeable people that question, and I have never gotten anything close to a plausible answer

This stupid asshole and his stupid friends and associates have never heard of colonialism? More likely they heard about it and immediately forgot about it.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

she spends 75% of the time rolling her eyes at the choice of words, refusing to acknowledge that these words exist, and have viable definitions that apply to the real world and current events.

omar little, Friday, 23 August 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link

aimless, give the interview a read, but here's her answer for you:

I think colonialism as an explanation is just a nonstarter. Colonialism came very late on the scene. It took advantage of these discrepancies in sophistication and modernity, in advancement in technology, in science. One thing that’s quite striking is there is essentially no science being done in a place like Malaysia. No science, no technology coming out. I consider that very closely related to the lack of commitment to empiricism, the lack of a cultural practice of attention to evidence, rigor, analysis, facts. They all work together, so I think that when we say colonialism, do they mean that if it weren’t for colonialism, Malaysia would be Denmark? Does anybody really believe that, honestly and truly? I think it’s a nonstarter.

hope the blowback gets her good and fired

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:05 (four years ago) link

well i've read enough

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:07 (four years ago) link

Just real quick

Why are there so many shithole countries? Of course the moment you say that, people just get outraged: Oh, my God, you are a racist for saying that. And that, of course, lets them off the hook; they don’t have to answer the question, which is convenient.

...

What is your answer?

I don’t have one.

I mean there couldn't have been more than like a minute or two that elapsed between those utterances.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:08 (four years ago) link

Shaping the minds of our youth.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link

'If I say this, they can't sack me, as it would only prove my point.'

nashwan, Friday, 23 August 2019 16:11 (four years ago) link

Insisting Trump is a 'serial monogamist'?!

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:16 (four years ago) link

btw I love it when Trump uses the word "hereby."

Josh in Chicago, Friday, 23 August 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

she's not going to get fired. she's been saying this shit for awhile. She just can't teach first year courses anymore which seems more like a reward.

Yerac, Friday, 23 August 2019 16:21 (four years ago) link

perhaps, amy wax, it is you who are the nonstarter

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:25 (four years ago) link

i'm sure trump would be fine with the next US president ordering his companies to do things

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 August 2019 16:28 (four years ago) link

Amy, I wanted to ask- in your essay entitled "How Race and Culture are Intertwined", it appears the entirety of the text is dedicated to your description, in great detail, of the process of you personally defecting into your own hand. By the second page, where you describe the temperature, it became clear that you were not actually driving towards making any larger point. What was your reason for writing this?

Evan, Friday, 23 August 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

typo whoops

Evan, Friday, 23 August 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link

I am reading that as if "typo whoops" was her answer

brigadier pudding (DJP), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:30 (four years ago) link

for all her promotion of 'empiricism' it sounds like her agenda consists of insisting on the existence of 'obvious' realities that must be explained while systematically sowing untutored skepticism about any and all authoritative inquiries into those realities. like a newspaper website commenter.

j., Friday, 23 August 2019 16:31 (four years ago) link

"have you noticed there is more crime in minority neighbourhoods? on average, i mean? it's an incredibly understudied subject in 2019. it's like people don't want to go there. i don't get it. you mention it at academic conferences and you get called a moron!"

Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:37 (four years ago) link

i was thinking more "like a racist seinfeld routine"
http://ksassets.timeincuk.net/wp/uploads/sites/55/2017/08/GettyImages-692779742-920x584.jpg

When I go to the opera in Munich, an afternoon performance, full-length, designated for children, of “The Magic Flute” or something, I also notice it. These young children sit quietly, well behaved. They wouldn’t dream of creating a ruckus, just like they wouldn’t dream of littering.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

What's the deal with all of these rude people giving the stinkeye every time I start screaming my uninformed opinions into their faces?

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link

My favorite is the Berkshires part. It's like a Beckett play.

Yerac, Friday, 23 August 2019 16:49 (four years ago) link

Judges surprise attorneys for Trump’s bankers by asking about his tax returns

The hearing featured arguments over whether Deutsche Bank, Capital One should have to comply with subpoenas from Congress

By Renae MerleAugust 23 at 1:51 PM
NEW YORK – Attorneys for Deutsche Bank and Capital One repeatedly refused to tell a federal appeals court Friday whether the banks have President Trump’s tax returns, citing “contractual obligations” for rebuffing the court’s questions.

Trump is appealing a district court ruling that cleared the way for the banks to hand over years of financial records from the president, his three eldest children and the president’s companies to two House committees.

Toward the end of Friday’s hearing, the three-judge panel of the U.S. Court of Appeals for the 2nd Circuit considering the appeal asked the banks’ attorneys whether the documents subject to the subpoenas could potentially include the president’s tax returns.

“I am not asking you for the content of them at all,” said Judge Jon O. Newman.

“We’re not in a position to answer that question,” said Raphael Prober, the attorney for Deutsche Bank, the president’s largest creditor.

“It is a fairly important question in this case,” Newman said.

The Chronicles of Ermagerd (WmC), Friday, 23 August 2019 18:24 (four years ago) link

lol

Very opinionated and speaks subjectively and through anecdotes. Can't say this was the best professor I've had, avoid if you can.

https://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=561675

global tetrahedron, Friday, 23 August 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

A thoroughly unpleasant human being. Obsessed with her own victimization at the hands of forces she believes deserve blame for being victims themselves. Uses anecdotal evidence and uncareful interpretations of social scientific data to support many of her policy prescriptions. Decent instructor when she can just stick to the course content.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 August 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

are students still using RMP? I'm getting fewer and fewer reviews. I wonder if they just bitch on What'sapp chat rooms.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 August 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

JUST IN: Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg underwent 3 weeks of radiation treatment this summer after the discovery a cancerous tumor on her pancreas. Full statement below (h/t @JanCBS) pic.twitter.com/t7kDQghHVZ

— Ed O'Keefe (@edokeefe) August 23, 2019

*grimace*

Karl Malone, Friday, 23 August 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

ugh

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 18:47 (four years ago) link

I've looked at SCOTUS as lost since November '16, and the Warren Court as a historical outlier (which it legit is), so.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 23 August 2019 18:48 (four years ago) link

My MIL had a similar ablation to treat Gallbladder cancer, she never recovered and died shortly after. She was only 57.

(•̪●) (carne asada), Friday, 23 August 2019 18:50 (four years ago) link

Bye bye, America. Bye bye.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 23 August 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

she's a human being. let her live out her life in dignity.

Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 23 August 2019 19:07 (four years ago) link

lol

_Very opinionated and speaks subjectively and through anecdotes. Can't say this was the best professor I've had, avoid if you can._

https://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=561675🕸

“Are you Amy?”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aEnnH6t8Ts

breastcrawl, Friday, 23 August 2019 19:11 (four years ago) link

The endless nitpicking over the word racism is extremely crazy making. Like, we get it, you want to say and a bunch of racist stuff without being called racist. No one is fooled by your rules lawyering.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 23 August 2019 19:43 (four years ago) link

otm, though I'll take Wax's suggestion and happily call her evil as well

rob, Friday, 23 August 2019 19:51 (four years ago) link

blindly opinionated ignorance accomplishes a lot of evil in the world and she has that in abundance, but evil inheres in specific actions and words, and people tend to be mixed bags of the good, the bad and the indifferent.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 23 August 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

No, I think she's probably just evil

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Friday, 23 August 2019 20:03 (four years ago) link

A thoroughly unpleasant human being. Obsessed with her own victimization at the hands of forces she believes deserve blame for being victims themselves. Uses anecdotal evidence and uncareful interpretations of social scientific data to support many of her policy prescriptions.

why does this person hate conservatives?? liberal indoctrination via higher ed system clearly already taken hold

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Friday, 23 August 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

Russian President Vladimir Putin on Friday ordered a like-for-like response to a recent U.S. missile test, which he said showed that Washington aimed to deploy previously banned missiles around the world.

wot a cozy relationship

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 23 August 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

Chris Hayes is discussing the Ku Klux Klan Act and Enforcement Act, Johnson and Grant, on MSNBC. I'm choking up. This shit is never said aloud.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 August 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link

he made the connection to El Paso and Dayton -- white supremacy as existential threat as much as Al Qaeda.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 24 August 2019 00:08 (four years ago) link

Yes! I hardly ever catch his show but it’s been on while I’m straightening up the house

(•̪●) (carne asada), Saturday, 24 August 2019 00:47 (four years ago) link

I love now

Trump, struggling to speak, cites "somebody who came in the other day" to make a fact-free claim that "tech companies" manipulated 15 million votes in Hillary Clinton's favor in 2016.

He then seems to have a hard time remembering Emmanuel Macron's name. pic.twitter.com/6cau7KqATY

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 24, 2019

Simon H., Saturday, 24 August 2019 03:49 (four years ago) link

ugh just die already

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 24 August 2019 03:53 (four years ago) link

that's a great encapsulation of trump as president

Vape Store (crüt), Saturday, 24 August 2019 03:55 (four years ago) link

has anyone written a feature article on trump's habit of giving press conferences under the roar of the helicopter? aesthetically it is one thing i will always associate with his presidency, the high frequencies of the spinning blades

Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 August 2019 05:07 (four years ago) link

Ask and you shall receive https://www.politico.com/story/2019/08/22/trump-marine-one-press-briefings-1471629

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Saturday, 24 August 2019 05:09 (four years ago) link

This is why I pay politico and caek $3/month

Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 August 2019 05:17 (four years ago) link

this dummy doesn't even get that the helicopter is an excuse to cup your ear and dodge questions, instead it's an excuse to shout inanities

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 24 August 2019 05:32 (four years ago) link

but i will give another $3/month to someone who would write specifically about the sound of the blades and his voice shouting over it, combined with the neverending waves of stupidity and absurdity of what he's saying. i have to say, it is kind of incredible

Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 August 2019 05:35 (four years ago) link

shades of the club scene in fire walk with me

Clay, Saturday, 24 August 2019 06:02 (four years ago) link

Trump's tantrums reportedly stem from his Popeye's being out of the new Chicken sandwich

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Saturday, 24 August 2019 06:05 (four years ago) link

I remember the helicopter shouting first with Reagan, but just as often he and Nancy would mime "can't hear"

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 24 August 2019 11:56 (four years ago) link

I have a question: are Trump episodes of the Aprentice shown a lot nowadays? Are they popular?

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Saturday, 24 August 2019 12:06 (four years ago) link

I thought the whole purpose of the helicopter speech thing was to be able to say I can't hear and at least give the semblance of trying. It hs presumably been recognised as a playbook move for a while though.
& now seems like he's (presumably) unintentionally destroying that too.

Stevolende, Saturday, 24 August 2019 12:21 (four years ago) link

the sound of the blades and his voice shouting over it, combined with the neverending waves of stupidity and absurdity of what he's saying.

I'm already picturing this as a ConferenceCall.biz type piece.

jmm, Saturday, 24 August 2019 12:32 (four years ago) link

his hair blowing right off his head in the rotor-wash at point which he dissolves into smoke and blows away is a style i like to imagine, but far far below my desire for him to not die before arriving in the dock. for him to avoid it by death would be epstein-levels of justice-denied.

Hunt3r, Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:37 (four years ago) link

I wouldn't mind a Dawn of the Dead style death by helicopter. That would be a pretty incredible end to his ugly chapter in the history books.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

For all of the Fake News Reporters that don’t have a clue as to what the law is relative to Presidential powers, China, etc., try looking at the Emergency Economic Powers Act of 1977. Case closed!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 24, 2019

Of course if a (nominal) Republican decides to nationalize industries, that won't be socialism, no sir. Just patriotism (and a very manly display of presidential will).

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

Can we all please just relax about Justice Ginsburg?

Mitch told us that we don't fill Supreme Court vacancies in election years. We're supposed to wait until the people have spoken.

Unless he was a total lying hypocrite last time, and unless he'll totally forget that sacred historical precedent.

But that'll never happen, right?

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:46 (four years ago) link

https://i.gifer.com/O1t9.gif

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 August 2019 13:49 (four years ago) link

the sound of the blades and his voice shouting over it, combined with the neverending waves of stupidity and absurdity of what he's saying.

I'm already picturing this as a ConferenceCall.biz type piece.

― jmm

kind of embarrassing on my part, but i was curious about this a few months ago so i added it to the doonald website:

http://doonaldjtrump.com/helicopter.html

(warning: i didn't try very hard, the mixing is bad, and it didn't turn out very well)

Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 August 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

actually, it does work well with some of the clips, but not so well with others. in the words of teens everywhere, but actually accurate, "it's so random"

Karl Malone, Saturday, 24 August 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link

But that'll never happen, right?

McConnell already was asked about that during an interview earlier this year and his answer was (paraphrasing here): "Of course I'll act like a hypocrite piece of shit and ram the nomination through right away, because no matter how big an asshole I am I will never get my comeuppance; look at Strom Thurmond for god's sake".

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:29 (four years ago) link

The duplicity is a positive trait for them, there’s no shame.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Saturday, 24 August 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link

lmao i'm an idiot. I'm only now realizing the Joe Walsh whose Never Trumper tweets people post on ILX is a former U.S. Rep and not the member of Eagles

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 25 August 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/d/d2/So_What.jpg

mark s, Sunday, 25 August 2019 20:12 (four years ago) link

DON: Well, yeah.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 25 August 2019 20:20 (four years ago) link

Joe Walsh: Life Ain't Good

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 25 August 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

chud all night

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 25 August 2019 21:05 (four years ago) link

Couldn't get much higher

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 26 August 2019 00:34 (four years ago) link

jesus

https://www.nytco.com/press/a-campaign-targeting-our-staff/

maura, Monday, 26 August 2019 02:28 (four years ago) link

yikes

Vape Store (crüt), Monday, 26 August 2019 03:19 (four years ago) link

The Trump campaign focus-grouped the idea of putting journalists in concentration camps, but decided against it because all the unfavorable publicity lately about putting immigrant toddlers in concentration camps has given such places a bad reputation. So, instead they decided on a tamer plan to smear journalists reputations and try to arouse public anger against them personally.

They'll revisit the concentration camp idea later when all the fuss has died down a bit.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 26 August 2019 03:26 (four years ago) link

Our president wants to implement policy ideas he got from watching Sharknado 3, this is not a drill https://t.co/zDtIWleDdp

— Susan Simpson (@TheViewFromLL2) August 25, 2019

frogbs, Monday, 26 August 2019 03:30 (four years ago) link

WASHINGTON — A loose network of conservative operatives allied with the White House is pursuing what they say will be an aggressive operation to discredit news organizations deemed hostile to President Trump by publicizing damaging information about journalists.

It is the latest step in a long-running effort by Mr. Trump and his allies to undercut the influence of legitimate news reporting. Four people familiar with the operation described how it works, asserting that it has compiled dossiers of potentially embarrassing social media posts and other public statements by hundreds of people who work at some of the country’s most prominent news organizations.

The group has already released information about journalists at CNN, The Washington Post and The New York Times — three outlets that have aggressively investigated Mr. Trump — in response to reporting or commentary that the White House’s allies consider unfair to Mr. Trump and his team or harmful to his re-election prospects.

Operatives have closely examined more than a decade’s worth of public posts and statements by journalists, the people familiar with the operation said. Only a fraction of what the network claims to have uncovered has been made public, the people said, with more to be disclosed as the 2020 election heats up. The research is said to extend to members of journalists’ families who are active in politics, as well as liberal activists and other political opponents of the president.

the press is the enemy of the people

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 August 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link

Early-Signs-Of-Fascism.jpeg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 August 2019 04:34 (four years ago) link

early?

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 26 August 2019 06:32 (four years ago) link

JUST IN: China's Foreign Ministry spokesman Geng Shuang says has no info on phone calls to U.S. cited by Trump, adding later “I can tell you clearly that I haven’t heard of such a thing”
* Says China will protect itself on trade if U.S. persists with current approach

— Melissa Cheok (@mkcheok) August 26, 2019

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link

Yes, well

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:23 (four years ago) link

Sure, just say that China called you. Who's gonna check? Nobody checks these things, right?

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link

many people are saying

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 August 2019 14:33 (four years ago) link

I for one see no reason to doubt the word of President Stephen Glass.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:34 (four years ago) link

666 likes, China is clearly great Satan, Trump must tariff or Jesus will take a soul tax when he comes back

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 August 2019 14:42 (four years ago) link

"Mr. President, this is a P.F. Chang's..."

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

good morning!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:19 (four years ago) link

White House press secretary Stephanie Grisham was asked asked this morning why President Trump skipped a G7 meeting on biodiversity, climate and oceans.

She said the President was tied up in meetings with Germany and India.

“The President had scheduled meetings and bilaterals with Germany and India, so a senior member of the Administration attended in his stead," she said.
However, both German Chancellor Angela Merkel and Indian Prime Minister Narendra Modi were seen attending the climate session that Trump skipped.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

Modi even tweeted about said meeting

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:39 (four years ago) link

What are you going to believe, empirical evidence or the squall of a glitching Speak & Spell in an ill-fitting suit?

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:43 (four years ago) link

a senior member of the Administration=Ivanka?

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

unnamed senior members of the administration are assumed to be one of the group of 10-15 generic bald guys in a suit that follow him around and say yes

Karl Malone, Monday, 26 August 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

Unnamed senior cabinet members = whomever is scheduled at KFC that day

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 August 2019 15:58 (four years ago) link

"GOP Rep. Sean Duffy to resign next month, citing complications related to his wife’s pregnancy."

For once someone honestly stepping down to spend more time with their family. Also, Sean Duffy - actually the first reality show politician, right?

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 August 2019 16:27 (four years ago) link

I’m sorry Rachel is having complications but THANK FUCKING GOD THAT ASSHOLE IS LEAVING THE HOUSE

brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, 26 August 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

This will be his 9th child. ffs.

Yerac, Monday, 26 August 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

9 children?! Jesus, it's like he's breeding Republicans.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 August 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

they're certainly not winning over new ones with policies

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 26 August 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

9 children? I wonder if he has any idea what's causing it.

confusementalism (Dan Peterson), Monday, 26 August 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

Creationism.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 August 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link

condoms are the Devil's cellophane

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 August 2019 19:40 (four years ago) link

I feel like it's wrong to criticize these types of family choices, but also think they are deeply fucked up.

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Monday, 26 August 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

well for what reason does a person need that many kids in 2019 ?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 26 August 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link

Replacements

j., Monday, 26 August 2019 19:59 (four years ago) link

I get that as a general rule, but fyi this guy has sponsored several bills attacking/limiting abortion and contraception, so clearly he doesn't mind weighing in on people's family choices

rob, Monday, 26 August 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

I feel like it's wrong to criticize these types of family choices

Humans are destroying the entire biosphere. This guy has too many of them.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, 26 August 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

O'Doyle rules

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 August 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

It's kind of telling how few anti-abortion assholes have more than a few kids.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 26 August 2019 20:13 (four years ago) link

let's get real, willingly having 9 kids in your house is fucking nuts

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 26 August 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link

it'll be great for a next-gen REAL WORLD spinoff though

maura, Monday, 26 August 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

9 is the number of children you have when you expect 5 to die by age 10

president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Monday, 26 August 2019 20:40 (four years ago) link

Humans are destroying the entire biosphere. This guy has too many of them.

― quelle sprocket damage (sic), Monday, August 26, 2019 9:02 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

qfft

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 26 August 2019 20:42 (four years ago) link

tax breaks for vasectomies 2022

cheese canopy (map), Monday, 26 August 2019 20:43 (four years ago) link

Get castrated, never pay taxes again!

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 26 August 2019 20:46 (four years ago) link

i always thought conservatives just had lots of kids to use as human shields

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 August 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

9 people makes for a pretty effective shield

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Monday, 26 August 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

figured it was the ol religious "be fruitful and multiply", with a touch of "we must repopulate the master race" thrown in recently

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Monday, 26 August 2019 21:18 (four years ago) link

Blessed be the fruit

(•̪●) (carne asada), Monday, 26 August 2019 21:20 (four years ago) link

Maybe he really really wants to be able to field a whole baseball team at family reunions.

Melon Musk (Leee), Monday, 26 August 2019 21:36 (four years ago) link

Feel like having such a brood would keep you mentally agile in your old age,trying to remember all your grandchildrens' names

Seany's too Dyche to mention (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link

i was trying to see if he was part of the quiverfull bs but Duffy's parents had 11 kids! wtf.

Yerac, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 00:27 (four years ago) link

irish catholics!

maura, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 13:55 (four years ago) link

tax breaks forvasectomies 2022

― cheese canopy (map), Monday, August 26, 2019 4:43 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

/s/mandatory

No bedbugs at Doral. The Radical Left Democrats, upon hearing that the perfectly located (for the next G-7) Doral National MIAMI was under consideration for the next G-7, spread that false and nasty rumor. Not nice!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2019

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 14:51 (four years ago) link

how is the President of the United States openly lobbying to have the G-7 Summit at his own property not an immediately impeachable offense

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

Because the president can do anything he wants. You apparently missed the official tweet on that one.

Few things make me barf more forcefully than when one of the worst human beings on the planet engages in his casual schoolmarm LARPing. Very rude!

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

The bedbugs are a feature, not bugs

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 14:56 (four years ago) link

TRUMP BEDBUGS

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:02 (four years ago) link

heh – Brett Stephens complained about a student who called him a bedbug.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:03 (four years ago) link

a professor but yes

rob, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link

whoops yeah

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link

is bedbug a slur of some kind?

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link

Brettbug Stephens “leaving” Twitter and the Andy Ngo/ PP video surfacing and his getting canned by fucking Quillette have been a couple of bright spots in an otherwise bleak summer of very online politics

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:52 (four years ago) link

is bedbug a slur of some kind?

It is in Neil Simon's The Sunshine Boys. See also "crazy as a ____."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 15:57 (four years ago) link

"Bugfuck", the defence claimed, was a word Ellison used to describe people he admired. he even used it on himself. At other times (the attorney said) Ellison had happily described himself as "crazy as a bedbug".

Ward Fowler, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:01 (four years ago) link

Brett Stephens is not known for his sense of humor.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:02 (four years ago) link

the professor had a thread making fun of the rhetorical style of loads of NYT writers, riffing on an apparent infestation of the physical newsroom with real actual bedbugs. he did not burst out of a cupboard and yell “you’re a bedbug!” at triggered snowflake Bret Stephens.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:04 (four years ago) link

link? this is the only tweet I'm aware of:

The bedbugs are a metaphor. The bedbugs are Bret Stephens. https://t.co/k4qo6QzIBW

— davekarpf (@davekarpf) August 26, 2019

rob, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:06 (four years ago) link

that's the one

Its big ball chunky time (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:09 (four years ago) link

oh dammit I guess that was someone else. I hope Stephens CC’d that person’s employer on a complaint email too.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:10 (four years ago) link

it’s a good thread:

I think you mean there's an insect-tinged problem in the NYT newsroom https://t.co/tQwF7RD7FH

— Lindsey Barrett (@LAM_Barrett) August 26, 2019

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link

meanwhile the president has started on Puerto Rico

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:17 (four years ago) link

Wow! Yet another big storm heading to Puerto Rico. Will it ever end? Congress approved 92 Billion Dollars for Puerto Rico last year, an all time record of its kind for “anywhere.”

Wow! Our president is a piece of shit!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:23 (four years ago) link

Like I'm pretty sure that statement alone would be enough to get a sociopathy diagnosis from a reputable mental health professional.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:34 (four years ago) link

one sign of strong leadership in a dangerous situation is to ignore the "people" factor and concentrate entirely on how much it will cost (doing so disingenuously, of course). it's good to let people know that you're thinking of them more as a line item on a balance sheet, so they won't get hurt as badly and won't need as much help

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:38 (four years ago) link

i didn't make it clear, sorry. this is his dumb tweet:

Wow! Yet another big storm heading to Puerto Rico. Will it ever end? Congress approved 92 Billion Dollars for Puerto Rico last year, an all time record of its kind for “anywhere.”

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:39 (four years ago) link

nuking the hurricane doesn't seem so dumb now, does it

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:43 (four years ago) link

really starting to get the impression that the president does not like having to spend government money on brown people

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:44 (four years ago) link

I'm sure if he shouts at it enough the storm will change its mind and just go away. And if not there are always lots of nucular bombs to throw at it. Whatever it takes to not have to acknowledge that a bunch of brown people on an island...I dunno, somewhere are actually his constituents.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link

ha, xxpost

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:45 (four years ago) link

Yet another big storm heading to Puerto Rico. Will it ever end? Is there anything, say in the area of climate change, that the US could do to possibly mitigate... whoops, hold on, another oil company check incoming.... Where were we?

confusementalism (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:48 (four years ago) link

*sounds of deafening helicopter blades overwhelm the discussion*

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:51 (four years ago) link

What if we built giant coal-powered fans (not to be used for wind power!) to blow the hurricanes out of the Caribbean and over to Europe?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:53 (four years ago) link

not so fast - that could kill birds, and as you know, the conservative movement has very strong views about any wind-based machinery that could be threatening to birds while providing electricity

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

oh wait, i'm sorry. "not to be used for wind power" *checks manual*, yes that is fine, and any birds killed would be collateral damage, nbd

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

I'm coming around to the idea of building a wall except that it goes all the way around the perimeter of the country and it's heavily-padded and it's there to protect the rest of the world from the lunatics inhabiting our landmass.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 16:57 (four years ago) link

I think there should be a giant wall built around Trump and his people that gradually gets smaller until they all are essentially sharing a girdle.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:01 (four years ago) link

Peppered with complaints at a Minnesota event from farmers fed up with Trump's trade war, Agriculture Sec'y Sonny Perdue made a joke.

"What do you call two farmers in a basement?" Perdue asked. "A whine cellar." Boos ricocheted around the room, NYT says. https://t.co/KXjiQ5T2DX

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) August 27, 2019

Classic Sonny!

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:10 (four years ago) link

wowwwww

Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:13 (four years ago) link

Cool, cool, that arrogant overstep of decency and common sense is precisely what I'd like to see more of from Trump and his officials, particularly whenever speaking before increasingly-angry crowds.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:16 (four years ago) link

It is hard to believe the Doral infomercial was a real public statement by a sitting president. It’s not only unconstitutional and bad form, it’s a fucking two-bit infomercial.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:18 (four years ago) link

Surely there’s a low grade skit in which world leaders propose policies on a variety of issues and each trump presentation is a terrible donfomercial for shit steaks, ties, wine, hotels, and golf resorts.

Hunt3r, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:19 (four years ago) link

a streaming service I would subscribe to immediately would be real-time footage of Dan Quayle's face reading trump tweets

rob, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link

Didn't he make the same or similar joke a couple of weeks ago?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link

Oh, maybe the Times is incorporating that story from a few weeks ago into this one.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link

I am seeing red over that PR tweet.

There's callous and there's "have a heart attack and die, now!"

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:48 (four years ago) link

We all have to take a deep breath and think about how this will affect the federal budget. That’s what is important right now

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 17:49 (four years ago) link

is putting "anywhere" in quotes supposed to be some kind of mockery of the fact that PR is a part of the United States? I mean, there's something going on there, I just can't always precisely diagnose his sociopathy.

Evans on Hammond (evol j), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:13 (four years ago) link

I'd say that there's at least like a 40% that he still hasn't been told (or, more likely, still hasn't listened and processed the fact) that PR is part of the US. And I'm pretty sure I'm not even joking because I'm openly weeping as I type.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

He doesn't consider it part of the country until he wins their electoral votes and/or puts a hotel there.

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:17 (four years ago) link

farmers can boo all they want, they're still voting Trump in 2020

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:20 (four years ago) link

Trump 2020: Make Repeatedly Punching Yourself in the Face Great Again!

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:26 (four years ago) link

Surprised he hasn't announced a deal with Denmark to trade Puerto Rico for Greenland.

WmC, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

I'm seeing a lot of "is Trump really blaming PR for the hurricanes" sorta takes right now and the answer is no, he's not saying it's their fault, he's saying they aren't worth the money, which is far worse

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:52 (four years ago) link

Yeah, that's a misreading, for sure. He isn't blaming PR, he's blaming the storm. I think that he thinks it's alive, possibly also that it's magical? Kinda just reading between the lines. He definitely thinks it possesses some kind of sentience and that its decision to wreak havoc is ridiculous.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:55 (four years ago) link

This low-energy storm blowing into Puerto Rico is a total loser. We already cleaned up your brother's mess! Why do we need weather anyway? I hereby order all clouds to go back to Mexico! #buildtheskywall

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

just in time for hurricane season

NBC News: Trump admin pulling millions from FEMA disaster relief to send to southern border https://t.co/mNl4URn3h6

— Jesse Rodriguez (@JesseRodriguez) August 27, 2019

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:18 (four years ago) link

Did they try that last year too or just talk about it? THink I remember it being talked about before.
Really stupid move. & this is the beginning of the bad part of hurricane season after last year had several multi-hundred year storms.
Would think that would be a move taht would sink a normal incumbency.
So what's new?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

god i wish something was new

j., Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link

Like I default to saying 'wild dogs' as my preference just because that kinda naturally follows from 'I want to see him ripped apart by' but heck, something smaller could do just as much damage and extend the glorious spectacle. It's something to consider, when the time comes.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:30 (four years ago) link

weasels in heat descend upon him trying to fuck his combover, proceed to ripping him apart in fury when the entire candyfloss edifice evaporates after three firm, weaselly thrusts?

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

That's what I'm saying, just have fun with it. We'll only have the one shot, guys.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

three firm, weaselly thrusts

Dying...

confusementalism (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 19:49 (four years ago) link

Surprised Trump hasn't proposed the long term solution of just nuking PR.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

What weather gods do you need to get down with to get a storm directed straight at mar a lago?

Stevolende, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

lol If a storm hit his house he'd immediately executive order himself 92 billion in aid.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link

It is amazing that I can be at 51% with Zogby when the Fake & Corrupt News is almost 100% against me. Great job Mr. President!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 27, 2019

congrats on your 51% Zogby rating Mr. President!!

frogbs, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 22:42 (four years ago) link

How's he doing with Zagat?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 27 August 2019 22:51 (four years ago) link

hey Nancy why can't we impeach this guy again

New WaPo: "He also has told worried subordinates that he will pardon them of any potential wrongdoing should they have to break laws to get the barriers built quickly” https://t.co/33vUHXEMOK

— Brandon Wall (@Walldo) August 28, 2019

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 03:47 (four years ago) link

Reagan's cumming in his grave

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 04:15 (four years ago) link

Asked for comment, a White House official, who spoke on the condition of anonymity, said the president is joking when he makes such statements about pardons.

Lol. Good one.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 04:16 (four years ago) link

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Pardon?

Pardon who?

PARDON YOU!!

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 04:17 (four years ago) link

the worst episode of matlock ever

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 04:18 (four years ago) link

Reagan's cumming in his grave

reagan in the bardo

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link

Not just high crimes and misdemeanours but crimes against humanity.
Hope people can form an orderly line when they're vying to be first up against the wall come the revolution.
Or is that 2nd, seems like one obvious person wilfully doing things and numerous others bending over backwards to capitulate.
& is McConnell as bad or worse than t.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 07:17 (four years ago) link

Just heard on last night's Chris Hayes that Trump's trade war BS is meaning that China is looking for alternative markets for products which include Brazil. So is that a contributory factor to the fires in the Amazon. Or would that market for Brazil have been there anyway.

Hayes or his guest also said that once China has moved over to the alternative market it is very unlikely to switch back.
Could see taht as an opportunity to switch over to more environmentally friendly crops or produce but not very likely.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 08:06 (four years ago) link

The 'I was just joking, gawww!' defense is the time-honored hallmark of an irredeemable asshole.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link

The President is joking when he implies that newborn refugee babies will die in cages but also it will happen.

nashwan, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link

How's he doing with Zagat?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, August 27, 2019 6:51 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

This “stable genius” tucked away on Pennsylvania Ave will make you “want to murder him in his sleep" and appeals to guests by a combination of "graft, intimidation, flattery, and race-baiting." Morning visitors can catch this "subliterate" "disgusting bag of shit" with "the moral compass of Leopold II" and "obvious and serious mental problems" prone on his tannning bed, "just pretty much constantly and unconvincingly lying" through his "anus-like mouth."

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 13:19 (four years ago) link

Just watched @FoxNews heavily promoting the Democrats through their DNC Communications Director, spewing out whatever she wanted with zero pushback by anchor, @SandraSmithFox. Terrible considering that Fox couldn’t even land a debate, the Dems give them NOTHING! @CNN & @MSNBC....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019

....are all in for the Open Border Socialists (or beyond). Fox hires “give Hillary the questions” @donnabrazile, Juan Williams and low ratings Shep Smith. HOPELESS & CLUELESS! They should go all the way LEFT and I will still find a way to Win - That’s what I do, Win. Too Bad!....

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019

god there is such a fucking canyon between the hardnosed strongman his supporters think he is and how incredibly whiny and desperate to be victimized he is in real life

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:16 (four years ago) link

....I don’t want to Win for myself, I only want to Win for the people. The New @FoxNews is letting millions of GREAT people down! We have to start looking for a new News Outlet. Fox isn’t working for us anymore!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019

lmaooo he's gonna go all in on OANN or whatever the fuck that internet bootlicker network is

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:20 (four years ago) link

Didn't expect this turn against Fox tbh, tactical tho it may be.

nashwan, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:21 (four years ago) link

That’s what I do, Win. Too Bad!

trump otm

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link

is he bringing it all back around to Trump TV?

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link

yes now known as https://www.oann.com/

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link

Chudnik

nashwan, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:24 (four years ago) link

"That’s what I do, Win."

Who talks like this

jmm, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:25 (four years ago) link

Chuck Norris after a stroke?

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link

"You've got shitty shoes on, you shitty shoed bastard"

SHANTY the golden fish portion (stevie), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:26 (four years ago) link

dj khaled xxp

Vape Store (crüt), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:27 (four years ago) link

onan.com u say

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:31 (four years ago) link

I'm not going to even post his most recent tweet this morning about TS Dorian and Puerto Rico.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:47 (four years ago) link

lol he makes it seem like even the storms have it out for him. FAke TroPicAL StorM!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:50 (four years ago) link

Let me guess: is it the kind of pointlessly provocative statement that if uttered by any other human being would lead to them being understandably beaten in the street?

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:52 (four years ago) link

"Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) said Wednesday that he will resign at the end of 2019, citing health problems."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:53 (four years ago) link

I was about to post! Good news.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

what do you know

This story is a real bombshell. Reporter Ryan Grim reveals that one of the biggest culprits of Amazon destruction is a US company, Blackstone, whose CEO is close friends with Trump and bankrolls the US Senate leader Republican Mitch McConnell. https://t.co/Kphs5dPA70

— Jason Hickel (@jasonhickel) August 28, 2019

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 14:54 (four years ago) link

Blackstone owns my company. Ugh.

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:16 (four years ago) link

it's ok, bono sort of owns my company

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

whadda world

i wonder who trump's favorite evil company friend is, blackwater or blackstone

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:30 (four years ago) link

holy shit karl is larry mullen jr?!

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:31 (four years ago) link

"Sen. Johnny Isakson (R-Ga.) said Wednesday that he will resign at the end of 2019, citing health problems."

get that seat, Stacey

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

*plays driving 16th note pattern on hi-hats*

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

Statement from my spokesman: pic.twitter.com/0smIAb5ptA

— Stacey Abrams (@staceyabrams) August 28, 2019

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:38 (four years ago) link

I wonder to what extent some retiring republicans are thinking 'hey, the SC is ours for the foreseeable future, maybe I don't need to be quite as personally involved in powerfucking my country.'

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:42 (four years ago) link

:(

xp

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:44 (four years ago) link

https://www.trumpcareiud.com/

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

the level of voter suppression in GA next year is gonna be INSANE

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

Weird that from Abrams to O'Rourke, they think they can make a bigger impact anywhere but in the Senate. Maybe they're right! But if we get a Dem president and the Senate stays red, lotta good that will do us.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:45 (four years ago) link

I think Abram's calculations are different from O'Rourke

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

I know they are all working with different maths and strategies, but ... snagging the senate seems pretty key to, well, the survival of this country.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:50 (four years ago) link

dumb to speculate about this, but it does seem like Abrams has no interest in running in an election, unlike Beto

rob, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:54 (four years ago) link

Oh, for sure, she clearly has other things to do. Just a possible missed opportunity is all.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 15:55 (four years ago) link

....And by the way, I’m the best thing that’s ever happened to Puerto Rico!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 28, 2019

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:36 (four years ago) link

wouldn't be surprised if there are, uh, some "security incidents" when this happens
https://www.sfgate.com/politics/article/Trump-visit-Bay-Area-fundraiser-first-time-GOP-RNC-14386143.php

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

Huh. Assuming he actually follows through, it would be an exceptionally rare display of legit courage on his part.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

obviously like 90% of the population here hates his fucking guts with the fiery intensity of a thousand suns, so if he does follow through protests are gonna be significant

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:43 (four years ago) link

Sir, please come to Oakland

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:56 (four years ago) link

Today USCIS issued guidance that DHS "no longer considers children of U.S. government employees and U.S. armed forces members residing outside the United States as 'residing in the United States' for purposes of acquiring citizenship” --https://t.co/IRNR21Qm4P

— Tal Kopan (@TalKopan) August 28, 2019

mookieproof, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:57 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkZ5e94QnWk
"I'm from a place where you prolly can't go / Speakin' for some people that you prolly ain't know"

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

He will probably visit google, facebook and twitter because without those 3 companies, he would never have become president.

Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:58 (four years ago) link

xxp: ok, that is completely insane.

☮ (peace, man), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 18:59 (four years ago) link

I...kinda can't wait to see how that one blows up in his face. Because yes: pretty much legitimately insane, and also self-defeating.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:01 (four years ago) link

if it results in Meghan McCain getting deported I guess its not so bad

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:02 (four years ago) link

would that apply to parents who are US citizens as well (meaning they'd be declaring that the children of US citizens are not citizens, which seems...unlikely to hold up in court)? or is it a specific 'fuck you' to to government/military employees who aren't US citizens?

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:03 (four years ago) link

b-b-b-but some of those kids will be white

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:04 (four years ago) link

How's he doing with Zagat?

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, August 27, 2019 6:51 PM (yesterday)

This “stable genius” tucked away on Pennsylvania Ave will make you “want to murder him in his sleep" and appeals to guests by a combination of "graft, intimidation, flattery, and race-baiting." Morning visitors can catch this "subliterate" "disgusting bag of shit" with "the moral compass of Leopold II" and "obvious and serious mental problems" prone on his tannning bed, "just pretty much constantly and unconvincingly lying" through his "anus-like mouth."

― The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, August 28, 2019 6:19 AM (five hours ago)

this was a Very Good Post btw

del griffith, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:09 (four years ago) link

I thought this story was sick enough when i heard about it this morning
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/trump-immigration-border-cancer-children-healthcare-deport-a9080601.html
faamilies wuith children who had leave to remain in th ecountry because life threatening illness wasn't available elsewhere given 33 days to leave the country.

Now he's pushing that further still.
Is he ever going to stop? Or could somebody just permanently stop him?

Stevolende, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:17 (four years ago) link

Timothy Garner from Sioux Falls, South Dakota, can permanently stop him

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

I’m at the Jersey Shore and it’s amazing how many Trump as Superman, Trump as Captain America, and Trump 2020: Make the Liberals Cry Again T-shirt’s are on sale at the boardwalk alongside all the Fortnight, Billie Eilish and RIP Nipsey and XXX shirts.

Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link

cool screen name karl 😎

lowkey goatsed on the styx (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:20 (four years ago) link

Jersey shore T-shirt shops don't give a fuck and will put up anything that sold just one time so not very surprising there xp

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:23 (four years ago) link

"That’s what I do, Win."

Who talks like this


I’ll be honest I eat this up when Kendrick says it.

Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:34 (four years ago) link

Yeah, it's a whole different thing coming out of the mouth of someone while their diaper runoff is sliding down the inside of their thigh.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:39 (four years ago) link

Yes, businessman who is notable for having failed at business repeatedly and ineptly pissing away more money than most people will see in a lifetime, tell us another one about how much of a winner you are.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

Guys the storm is not going to hit PR as hard. The nuke worked!

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 19:53 (four years ago) link

nuclear deterrence

Οὖτις, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

Re Abrams, I get the impression from interviews and statements she's made that she's simply not interested in serving in Congress and doesn't think it's a good fit for her skill set. She's more interested in executive leadership, whether that's governor of Georgia or leading a voting-rights organization.

jaymc, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 20:24 (four years ago) link

Great job MSNBC dork ! Going with a thinly sourced story and now having to apologize for it . Like wtf dumb ass?

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 21:44 (four years ago) link

remember when Maddow did similar thing? her huge scoop that was nothing. I don't know wtf is goin thru their heads. You can't make these easily-preventable mistakes when the nation's mouth-breathers are ready to pounce on anything that can remotely be pegged as FakeNews.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 21:48 (four years ago) link

Apologizing is dumb as shit but not as dumb as reporting thinly sourced stories when the president does impeachable things in the open on a daily basis

frogbs, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 21:51 (four years ago) link

this is what happens when you replace actual journalism with personality driven opinion & talking head shows

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

Why would he apologize? He said "if true" about sixty times during the original piece. If someone from Team Trump says "This is all bullshit" all he has to say is "We'll find out during the discovery phase, won't we?"

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 21:55 (four years ago) link

Prefacing everything with “if this is true” is some of the laziest bs reporting ever . Shit it’s not even reporting is it!

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 21:58 (four years ago) link

“Some people are saying “

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

Well, tbf, they are.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 28 August 2019 21:59 (four years ago) link

xp exactly. his job is to determine it's veracity and THEN report it

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 22:00 (four years ago) link

that all being said, I totally believe his "scoop" lol

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 22:01 (four years ago) link

Haha the fact that Trump brought in his lawyers on the matter leads me to believe it 110% tru

(•̪●) (carne asada), Wednesday, 28 August 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link

^^^ If Trump denies it, it's true. If Trump lawyers up, what the fuck do you think?

shared unit of analysis (unperson), Thursday, 29 August 2019 00:03 (four years ago) link

i love how that fox and friends anchor was gushing that Trump is the only president who looks progressively younger the further we get into his term, when not only is it the opposite but his neck has grown a butt

https://cdn.cnn.com/cnnnext/dam/assets/190828153215-02-donald-trump-august-26-2019-medium-tease.jpg

omar little, Thursday, 29 August 2019 00:13 (four years ago) link

https://twitter.com/trumpneckvagina

visiting, Thursday, 29 August 2019 00:21 (four years ago) link

MSDNC strikes again

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 August 2019 00:25 (four years ago) link

of course Trump and all his cronies are going all in on this

kind of frustrating since there's been a weeklong streak of Trump whining about literally every story about him being "fake" and now MSNBC is giving him real cover

frogbs, Thursday, 29 August 2019 13:38 (four years ago) link

What is the MSNBC thing? I can't find the original.

☮ (peace, man), Thursday, 29 August 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link

Was hoping for that discovery info.
Hoping to f*** that it might be the last straw. but then it is nearly 3 years into the cycle.

Stevolende, Thursday, 29 August 2019 13:41 (four years ago) link

Kind of frustrating that the president can piss all over himself twenty seven times on any given day without stoking much opprobrium but the second someone on the 'other side' does the same it's all OMG CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE WHAT BIG FUCK-UPS THE LIBS ARE.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 August 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

MSNBC thing was Lawrence O'Donnell announcing the uncovering of Russian oligarchs helping trump secure finances.

Stevolende, Thursday, 29 August 2019 13:42 (four years ago) link

And the problem there was probably just that it was badly-sourced or difficult to prove, not that it or something very like it isn't factual.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 August 2019 13:44 (four years ago) link

Total unforced error

(•̪●) (carne asada), Thursday, 29 August 2019 13:45 (four years ago) link

Y'know though, if a desire to avoid feeding GOP trolls helps tighten up the saggy baggy state of journalistic integrity on the left, I'll take them making a stink every time something like this happens.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 August 2019 13:47 (four years ago) link

MSNBC is shit & you don’t have to defend their bad journalism

Vape Store (crüt), Thursday, 29 August 2019 14:28 (four years ago) link

Oh, no worries, televised news in general can go suck an egg. Sorry, that's just how I feel.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 August 2019 14:30 (four years ago) link

last night Chris Hayes gave a solid ten minutes to new directive to open up logging in our largest national forest, and then Rachel Maddow opened her show with 20 minutes on the sudden halt to "medical deferred action" facilitating the deportation of severely ill children. Both segments were thoughtful and informative w/ original reporting and mentioned Trump only out of necessity—nothing ad hominem and no histrionics (considering the stakes)

I mean yeah cable news is awful but I had wall-to-wall work yesterday, driving all over the place and making dinner for kids etc. and like millions of ppl woud not have otherwise had the time to read abt either story in any depth. MSNBC is often embarrassing and overly reliant on talking-head surrogates (and Trump bullshit) but I'm sometimes perplexed by the bile considering its TV competition, which is straight propaganda on the right and bread-and-circuses from the "lberal media"

Lawrence O'Donnell seems like a massive prick.

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 August 2019 15:17 (four years ago) link

we've often said Hayes represents the best of MSNBC.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 29 August 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

You should imo basically be forced to adopt the CSPAN format if you want to present news on television. No music, no chyrons, no moving cameras or flash, a staid monotype scroll if necessary, muted colors, etc. It isn't always or of necessity garbage and MSNBC is the least offensive on that front obvs but let's not pretend that the bulk of this stuff isn't infotainment at best.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 August 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

xp right but I think that Maddow's alarmist posture and her schtick in general (which I find exhausting and drives me away for months at a time) obscures some very good original reporting

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 August 2019 15:28 (four years ago) link

OL I agree, that wld be great, and we should also have publicly funded elections but we're stuck with this shitstorm

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 29 August 2019 15:29 (four years ago) link

Dare to dream when it's all you have left.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 August 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

-Bob Marley

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 August 2019 15:35 (four years ago) link

yea I like Chris Hayes a lot, he seems to keep sight of the important issues & doesn't sensationalize. Maddow's reporting is often very good but I find the way she constantly smirks at the camera and says things like "here's the thing. here's what you're not going to believe. here's the link everyone is missing" like she's Alex Jones is pretty irritating

as for Lawrence all you need to know is he's a West Wing writer whose main problem with the President seems to be his lack of decorum. there was leaked video of him a year or two ago getting very very mad about the teleprompter if I recall correctly

frogbs, Thursday, 29 August 2019 15:59 (four years ago) link

it's v cool to see the same ppl that didn't bat an eye when Trump divulged classified info to Russian govt officials ready to string up Comey for leaking classified info via a surrogate. All while yelling "MEDIA BIAS!!" over the headlines stating Comey was cleared of leaking the info personally.

A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 29 August 2019 18:23 (four years ago) link

Look who's suddenly against leaking.

Even senior members of Comey's own leadership team were "shocked" and "stunned" and "disappointed" when they learned of Comey's misconduct and improper leaking. Time for a sequel to "Ethical Leadership." Let the bidding war between MSNBC & CNN commence: pic.twitter.com/nPknD6zJ94

— Glenn Greenwald (@ggreenwald) August 29, 2019

Kinda tired of people expressing opinions and perspectives tbrr.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 August 2019 19:16 (four years ago) link

Like what's even the point when you only 'opine' in bad faith to carry water for someone you will drop like a hot rock the second he's no longer breathing/president. It's clear that none of these fuckers even care about whatever scandalous topic of the day is giving them the vapors or that they're trying to legitimately course correct. Just nihilistic mouthbreathing with a little extra noise behind it.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 August 2019 19:19 (four years ago) link

And yeah yeah, I know, it's all the same old mindless tribal standard-bearing, nothing new under the sun, but how about instead of tweeting you take that Cro-Magnon shit to some subterranean cave system appropriate to your level of social development. Or just like shovel fistful after fistful of ground glass into your mouth until you literally die.

</vituperation>

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Thursday, 29 August 2019 19:26 (four years ago) link

GET ON IT, NANCE

In a conference call Friday, Pelosi reportedly told her caucus that although she “grinds her teeth” nightly “about what’s going on in the White House,” Democrats should be “unifying and not dividing,” and that—House Judiciary Committee Chair Jerrold Nadler’s suggestions that impeachment is already underway evidently notwithstanding—the party should wait for a stronger case for impeachment to emerge given that “the public isn’t there” on beginning proceedings.

Late Tuesday, The Washington Post handed Pelosi that stronger case. According to multiple officials reached by the Post’s Nick Miroff and Josh Dawsey, Trump, in his eagerness to finish a substantial portion of the border wall by next year’s Election Day, has not only urged the wanton seizure of private land and violation of environmental regulations, he has also assured his subordinates “that he will pardon them of any potential wrongdoing should they have to break laws to get the barriers built quickly.”

https://newrepublic.com/article/154907/border-wall-trumps-high-crime

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 29 August 2019 21:28 (four years ago) link

Ordering one's subordinates to commit illegalities (aka 'crimes') while simultaneously offering to pardon them is quite clearly a "high crime", in that it is a serious abuse of executive power that could only be committed by a person occupying the "high office" of president. Moreover, the only check upon this abuse of power provided for in the Constitution is impeachment, since the framers knew that it would be impossible to define every crime that is available to a head of state. So, they left it solely to Congress to halt such abuses of power, which undermine the very fabric of the Constitution.

They built a system that could only function properly when guided by people with high ethical standards and the courage to follow their oath of office, even when it was difficult or dangerous to do so. That's why it is so hopelessly broken now.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 29 August 2019 21:56 (four years ago) link

the party should wait for a stronger case for impeachment to emerge given that “the public isn’t there” on beginning proceedings.

The public are more easily led than followed, you figure someone who has been in politics longer than I have been alive would realize that.

the girl from spirea x (f. hazel), Thursday, 29 August 2019 22:03 (four years ago) link

no no, the best way to persuade the public that the president's insane crime spree should be stopped, or that presidents should not conduct insane crime sprees, is to let them really go wild on their crime sprees until they get totally normalised more people notice that it's bad

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Thursday, 29 August 2019 23:43 (four years ago) link

JFC these Nazi assholes are fucking evil:
https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2019/08/the-trump-administration-has-packed-the-immigration-appeals-board-with-hardliners/

Cool that my bro is quoted in this piece, though.

DJI, Friday, 30 August 2019 01:06 (four years ago) link

Or they’ll get hung up worrying that the schoolyard bully’s “I was only joking” defense will be used to make them look like humorless snowflakes... if only they had a former SNL writer in the senate to stand up for them.

BrianB, Friday, 30 August 2019 01:08 (four years ago) link

(xp)

BrianB, Friday, 30 August 2019 01:10 (four years ago) link

If he gets impeached, he'll be "exonerated" by the Senate

Bnad, Friday, 30 August 2019 01:11 (four years ago) link

worth it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 August 2019 01:14 (four years ago) link

Not if you think about it for more than 5 seconds

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 August 2019 01:20 (four years ago) link

the key is to start it but not to let the senate get to it before the election

Dan S, Friday, 30 August 2019 01:22 (four years ago) link

Exactly

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 August 2019 01:24 (four years ago) link

morally required

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 August 2019 01:39 (four years ago) link

consensus!

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 August 2019 01:41 (four years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Friday, 30 August 2019 01:49 (four years ago) link

Shakey's devotion to Grancy's political 'genius' is inspiring

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 August 2019 01:56 (four years ago) link

“groovy Nancy”?

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 30 August 2019 02:01 (four years ago) link

was wondering who 'Grancy' was

Dan S, Friday, 30 August 2019 02:02 (four years ago) link

I love her too

Dan S, Friday, 30 August 2019 02:03 (four years ago) link

She is obviously calculating that a failed impeachment would hurt her party's chances of regaining power, but the problem is that inaction by democrats allows Senators of the other party to duck responsibility for their votes and the consequent catastrophic legacy to the future of the US republic. You have to draw the line somewhere.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 30 August 2019 02:12 (four years ago) link

Most of these arguments for not impeaching (for political reasons) fail to consider the effect of a televised, months-long trial detailing all thee crimes/transgressions—and the political advantage to having R's vote *not* to convict. Make them excuse the guy in writing, officially.

A failure to impeach certainly won't help in trying to swing the senate.

The Ravishing of ROFL Stein (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 30 August 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link

Televised months-long trials don't work anymore in our atomized viewing culture.

It doesn't mean I will get no satisfaction, nor that the Dems shouldn't press their advantage.

TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 30 August 2019 02:42 (four years ago) link

can you imagine how bad the democratic leadership will be at running a televised months long trial?

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Friday, 30 August 2019 02:45 (four years ago) link

lol “televised”

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 August 2019 02:46 (four years ago) link

This revolution will not be podcasted

FUCK YOUR POTATO (Neanderthal), Friday, 30 August 2019 04:35 (four years ago) link

the consequent catastrophic legacy to the future of the US republic

I agree with this entirely, ignoring for the moment that it almost certainly has no future.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 30 August 2019 10:25 (four years ago) link

He acted like a spy during the G7?

https://www.insider.com/spies-react-trump-g7-summit-russian-asset-2019-8

StanM, Friday, 30 August 2019 10:45 (four years ago) link

Strikes me as a stupid court ruling.

Trump, like AOC, is using a personal, pre-public service Twitter account, which is more akin to a personal bulletin board than the official office, or for that matter the public square. I could better understand the ruling if it pertained to staffed @POTUS or @NY14thRep official accounts. My speech rights don't imply an obligation that others pay attention, nor do they give me rights to prank call, send obscene or threatening messages, etc.

Plus, I would find Twitter utterly useless if I couldn't block more noxious users, like Trump.

hedonic treadmill class action (Sanpaku), Friday, 30 August 2019 11:52 (four years ago) link

No one understands the 1st Amendment, do they

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 August 2019 12:09 (four years ago) link

(If you disagree with my statement, you will be in violation of my 1st Amendment rights.)

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 August 2019 12:10 (four years ago) link

public figures should be allowed to turn off comments.

Yerac, Friday, 30 August 2019 12:19 (four years ago) link

If we maintain the spirit of this assertion, I have to assume, say, that Mitch McConnell is required by the 1st Amendment to remain seated in that restaurant until everyone is done telling him what a piece of shit he is, no matter how little of his dessert is left.

McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Friday, 30 August 2019 12:44 (four years ago) link

I think that's just his ass, though

here are a couple from back in Washington

https://i.imgur.com/cz9XCHi.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/igu5DDk.jpg

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 00:52 (four years ago) link

President Hurricane

Looking like our great South Carolina could get hit MUCH harder than first thought. Georgia and North Carolina also. It’s moving around and very hard to predict, except that it is one of the biggest and strongest (and really wide) that we have seen in decades. Be safe!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 31, 2019

a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Sunday, 1 September 2019 01:23 (four years ago) link

"I hereby order South Carolina to Be Safe!"

WmC, Sunday, 1 September 2019 01:30 (four years ago) link

continuing to contemplate his ability to handle public appearances: he was meant to be attending WWII commemorations in Poland this weekend, and cancelled the trip on the grounds that he needed to monitor the Hurricane Dorian situation (thank you, Mr President). He flew to Camp David yesterday, but today got choppered ($) to a Trump golf course ($$$) in Virgina.

White House spoxcreature says that he has a person on the trip specifically updating him every hour, on the links, about the hurricane.

President Big Boy was up early and excited about his party day. In two hours before his flight, he tweeted or retweeted 52 separate posts of significant national intent. The retweets were almost certainly by handled by Scavino, or a sub-scavino in an office in DC, but let's have a look at what Mr "I Know Words" himself chose to inform constituents preparing for a natural disaster:

Thank you Kevin. Great things are happening at the Border!

(Sen. Kevin Cramer, ND, went to inspect a concentration camp.)

Great job Thom!

(Sen. Thom Tillis, NC, has failed to die for the 59th year in a row.)

One of the greats!

(Sen. Johnny Isakson, GA [twitter bio: "Keep comments family friendly."], is peacing the fuck out of his job to suck a pension from the taxpayer teat instead.

Nobody works harder or smarter than Joni!

(Sen. Joni Ernst, IA, is conducting town halls.)

An amazing guy, respected by all!

Work on farm Fri. Burning piles of brush WindyFire got out of control. Thank God for good naber He help get undr control PantsBurnLegWound

— ChuckGrassley (@ChuckGrassley) April 11, 2009

Nobody knows more about Healthcare than John. Great guy!

(Sen. John Barrasso, WY, may or may not know how to spell "health care.")

Cory is doing a Great job for Colorado!

(Sen. Cory Gardner, CO, met with three farmers for a productive discussion on improving mental health access and cutting "burdensome federal regulations to keep rural Colorado thriving." Not clear whether the mental health access will be achieved through burdensom federal regulations, and if so, how soon they can be cut.)

“The IG found that James Comey leaked Classified Documents to his attorneys, which can be (is) a violation of the Espionage Act. This is consistent with all the lies that Comey has been spreading. @GreggJarrett @ByronYork @LouDobbs

This does not appear to, even with the parenthetical removed on the assumption that it is helpful editorialising added by the president, be a quote from any source. (This tweet is followed by five retweets, including one by the president's daughter from two weeks ago) Either he is continuing to quote a source, or possibly he is actively leaking a classified report, which can be - heck, I have it on good authority, is - a violation of the Espionage Act.

While Madeleine Westerhout has a fully enforceable confidentiality agreement, she is a very good person and I don’t think there would ever be reason to use it. She called me yesterday to apologize, had a bad night. I fully understood and forgave her! I love Tiffany, doing great!

The president is openly threatening to prosecute his personal assistant Director Of Operations, whom he fired yesterday for saying things that 100% of the universe know to be true, unless she keeps omerta. Nonetheless, he is grateful to have been reminded of his fat daughter's name.

...Yes, I am currently suing various people for violating their confidentiality agreements. Disgusting and foul mouthed Omarosa is one. I gave her every break, despite the fact that she was despised by everyone, and she went for some cheap money from a book. Numerous others also!

Really, be a shame if something... happened to you. Maybe don't draw any attention. Regardless, black people are worse.

A great team, working hard!

Trump stole $155 million in disaster relief funding from the disaster relief agency a month ago in order to fund concentration camps. Here is a photo of one of them reading a briefing from a hurricane expert about the hurricane that is approaching the US, while the other three people in the room ignore him and text their friends.

I was right about Comey, CROOKED COP!

The president is probably addressing his attorney general, who has just entered the room, but whose name the president has forgotten?

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, which is happening, and then, KEEP AMERICA GREAT!

Make that which is currently in progress, begin.

Looking like our great South Carolina could get hit MUCH harder than first thought. Georgia and North Carolina also. It’s moving around and very hard to predict, except that it is one of the biggest and strongest (and really wide) that we have seen in decades. Be safe!

The president's golf pants have been let out again.

Dan will be GREAT!

The Great State of North Carolina has EARLY VOTING for a very important Congressional (Ninth) race. Please vote early (now), or on Election Day, September 10th, for Dan Bishop, a great guy. His opponent wants Open Borders, Sanctuary Cities & is weak on Crime, Military & Vets!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 30, 2019

Has anyone noticed that the top shows on @foxnews
and cable ratings are those that are Fair (or great) to your favorite President, me! Congratulations to @seanhannity
for being the number one show on Cable Television!

Tucker Carlson has recently slightly overtaken Rachel Maddow in overall viewers. Hannity and Carlson's share of 18-49 viewers is 1/3 that of teenagers playing football, or the Jersey Shore reunion show where The Situation goes to jail.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 01:50 (four years ago) link

lol i love those grassley tweets

Vape Store (crüt), Sunday, 1 September 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link

great post sic

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 September 2019 05:24 (four years ago) link

i'm sorry, i know

but yeah, out of the handful of words and phrases he relies on so heavily, "great" is the one. the one above all. it is pathetic. MAGreatA, jfc

i am also larry mullen jr (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 September 2019 05:25 (four years ago) link

A great team, working hard!

Trump stole $155 million in disaster relief funding from the disaster relief agency a month ago in order to fund concentration camps. Here is a photo of one of them reading a briefing from a hurricane expert about the hurricane that is approaching the US, while the other three people in the room ignore him and text their friends.

This is the one that is most enraging, somehow. Even if the three-out-of-four FEMA personnel on their phones are texting actual colleagues or w/e, the reason that he has abandoned affairs of state in order to get paid millions of dollars to cheat at an environmentally-destructive game was ostensibly to monitor the hurricane situation, and this 21-letter sentence, tossed off without regard to anything actually happening in the department or the atmosphere, is the most that this sack of hate can manage to spark out of his remaining fetid neurons after straight-up taking their operating funds away in order to pay racist scum less cowardly than himself to torture brown children.

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Sunday, 1 September 2019 06:04 (four years ago) link


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