I hear the LOLs echoing tonight but she hears only ROFLs of some quiet EXCELSIOR

from r/jordanpeterson

Married w/ kids to a far-leftist - need advice
First time on Reddit. Looking to get some advice/input on how to proceed with my relationship.

I met my wife 4 years ago. We are both mid 30s. We both shared the same far-left regressive politics when we first met. It started as a casual fling but she got pregnant really quickly. We now have a three year old and a one year old.

We have a great relationship aside from the fact that we cannot discuss politics or any social issues.

Since we’ve been together, I have become a huge fan of JBP, Sam Harris, etc. and my views now run counter to hers on nearly every issue. She regularly talks about white privilege, BLM, and not doing enough to advice SJW causes. She loves Shaun King and doesn’t see any issue with PC culture (thinks it’s great!) She’s even bragged about following a FB page run by a woman that “fuuuucking hates white people.”

I’ve tried to engage in more civil discussions on these issues, but she has frankly stated that she is an ideologue and that these views are “her identity.” There is no moving her, even a little. She refuses to even listen to a counter argument, or to even entertain the idea that there are other arguments.

During the last discussion we had about all of this, she said that is OK with being racist, as long as it’s directed towards whites, even though the children we are raising are white.

My main concern is the children: She’s jokingly talked about enrolling my son in a drag queen classes. I am concerned that any feminine trait he may exhibit once he grows up will be pounced on and exploited by her ideology, and that he will suffer for it.

I am considering a divorce, but this is not a road I want to go down. We get along great as long as these subjects are not breeched. I am concerned that I have less room within the relationship to combat any impending gender/political craziness if I stay within the relationship, because I have to maintain a peace. If I leave there is more freedom, but the children will suffer greatly.

There are dragons under the rug that are growing. I need some help here.

― a Stupendous Leg of Granite (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, July 31, 2018 10:23 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Glad they got past the misunderstanding with the potato anyway

― Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, July 31, 2018 11:16 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Very nearly spat my coffee on that one, well done.

idgi

iadgi

Must be an American Thing.

it's one for the true heads

oh

its a song thing

tbf i was pronouncing it as 'potato' in my head

it's not a song thing

I had assumed it was a reference to this.

OK igi now

We're off to our usual start

OK idgi again

Sometimes a potato is just a potato

This excelsior apparently requires a large amount of reading.

xpost-Bob O'Marley

its clearly a gershwin reference

and if not it should be

otm

i get neither the opening joke nor the thread title.

Weirdly I'm listening to a DJ mix a friend made and the titular song came on just now.

Thread title = Toto "Africa"

Gonna take me a lot to understand the LOL

Guys, trust me, if I got the joke it can't possibly be that complex.

Well aren't u LOLSford Brimley

I had assumed it was a reference to this.

― Things To Do For Dinner When You're Dad (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 1, 2018 11:49 AM (forty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This was the assumption I was operating under. I actually laughed out loud in public. Glad to see that it has engendered the usual amount of confusion.

From "99 Songs About Beer":

Anything Gose
words and music by cold porter

― mick signals, Thursday, August 2, 2018 9:32 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I knew there was a 100% chance that a craft brewery had done that already and sure enough

but gershwin gets the fuckin nix

this site man

I’m with deems again

the real crime

sorry

jagger/

the real crime is the post of mine from today that didnt prompt this bump

/jagger

I’m sure we all agree that whatever that post is is the real crime tbf

one of these days an airy general condemnation of yours truly will be unjust and i will have my day

You forgot the Jagger tags on that post

one of these days an airy general condemnation of yours truly will be unjust and i will have my day

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, August 2, 2018 10:04 AM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

You forgot the Jagger tags on that post

― jeremy cmbyn (wins)

/jagger

claiming an assist on that one

/jagger

lock thread

this is just bad but i lold

Here, on the correct thread:

I have some friends who aren’t voting for Ben Jealous because one of them sat opposite BJ and his much younger girlfriend on a train and had to put up with the pair making out across from him for almost the whole journey.

― suzy, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:31 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jealous?

― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 6:32 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Well at least I got that one.

The next president should be a tree

― President Keyes, Thursday, August 2, 2018 4:48 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

how about a skeleton

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 5:02 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

They have more life experience

― flappy bird, Friday, August 3, 2018 5:02 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I fucking hate all you idiots

― El Tomboto, Friday, August 3, 2018 9:51 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I know all-too-well how a wobbly frame of mind can make any old thing sound like an assault on oneself but it helps, I find, to be occasionally reminded that this is not always or even necessarily frequently the case.

― Caddyshack III: Back to the Shack! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:44 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stfu old lunch

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 9:49 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ah jesus cmon thats tapin stuff

ie as bad as an elton jon lyric

Barney Tapin also demurs when his genius is feted iirc.

Fgti pls stop making pronouncements on heterosexuamity, yr um not exactly doing well

― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:52 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Like next up are you going to point out chicks have boobs

― albvivertine, Monday, August 6, 2018 11:54 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The fuck is wrong with you albvivertine

― flamboyant goon tie included, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 9:03 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I like yr posts on music a lot, but srsly did you think it'd be news to straight men that women dig penetration and we shouldn't coerce them into letting us fuck them? Last I checked the average male ilxor was closer to 40 than 14.

― albvivertine, Tuesday, August 7, 2018 8:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

dang everybody look out, this guy know a lot about sex - real heterosexuamity "sexpert" if i might use the term

― challops trap house (Will M.), Wednesday, August 8, 2018 10:53 AM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh now i get snubbed omg

good god this thread

can we get a mulligan on this one pls

inb4 careymulligan.jpg

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1180842262l/1083016.jpg

few steamers shovelled into this thread fer sure

that's more like it

xpost https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5IsSpAOD6K8/hqdefault.jpg

Stately plump buck mulligan imo

https://images.gr-assets.com/books/1348671003l/1121670.jpg

Frederik bringing all the us politics ppl to the yard is quite something.

― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:17 PM (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

and they're like, I'm smarter than y'all

― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, August 14, 2018 12:19 PM (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I fucking hate all of you

― Paleo Weltschmerz (El Tomboto), Wednesday, September 5, 2018 11:44 AM (twenty-one minutes ago)

typical Aries

― sarahell, Wednesday, September 5, 2018 2:06 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cheers, apparently unmarried mom with a baby Bjorn drinking rose

― calstars, Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:24 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

How do you know her baby is named Bjorn?

― Yerac, Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Bjorn babies have a look

― F# A# (∞), Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:50 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

they're bjorn with it

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Saturday, September 22, 2018 9:59 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hahahahaha

Or mjaybe it’s mjaybeline

Crinj

:/

"apparently unmarried mom"

laugh a little, what are you a borg?

ljaybelline

xp can any among us name a single guy named Cody who is not a complete oxygen thief?

― suzy, Monday, September 24, 2018 1:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd say Cody from popular science YouTube channel Cody's Lab but he's constantly combusting things so

― imago, Monday, September 24, 2018 1:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Probably the most unfunniest thing this year

https://nbhap.com/wp-content/uploads//2014/07/Mogwai-Come-On-Die-Young.jpg

LOL hueg

I’m volunteering at a Hokkaido potato and pumpkin farm and gloriously out of touch with everything. I’m starting to think that the pumpkin farming lifestyle may be what I need, maybe Sake brewing in the off season.

― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, October 1, 2018 5:42 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wise course of action ed

you have to get to the roots and squash them. cant let it ferment.

― Dmac TT (darraghmac), Monday, October 1, 2018 6:46 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

if you brewed some you could call it ff sake

― estela, Monday, October 1, 2018 11:22 AM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what is the proper reading of that joke? in my mind, estela already has the phrase "for fuck's sake" going thru her mind after reading about harvesting pumpkins on Hokkaido, but before even arriving at the word "Sake"

in Hokkaido not on

has estela zung ed before

i think it should be read as a play on words with eds situation and a comment on my punning

we're explaining lols in the excelsior thread now!? gtfo

It only doesn't work if you have to read it out loud.

It's like "give us this day our daily pain."

Lots of puns really only work when read.

allowed

and THEN everyone’s like “wait a second, we make enough food to feed everyone in the world, there’s no reason for anyone to go hungry. it’s a distribution issue - and we can fix it.

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:56 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we could poll alternate universes to see which one most ilxors would prefer to live in

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:16 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This exact universe but I have a nice peppermill

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:18 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that's this universe if you just go to the store and buy a nice peppermill

― j., Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:35 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

we have enough nice peppermills to give to everyone; it's just a distribution issue

― crüt, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 3:42 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

prefer Oval in CD skippy mode. Prefer Voigt in high tension mode (ie Freiland Klaviermusik) or as Mike Ink, though I used to listen to Gas a lot when I couldn't sleep.

― Paul Ponzi, Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:34 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so did yr roommates apparently

― fuck the NRA (Neanderthal), Tuesday, October 2, 2018 2:35 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

so, is Neanderthal pointing out that Paul was inconsiderate of his roommates by playing music in the middle of the night, or that Paul is flatulent?

Just a couple of sixteen year olds joking about flatulance on the excelsior thread.

It will be a cold day in hell before I'm not amused by a well-timed fart joke.

Even then, it will warm u.

•In every suburban dad 1983-1989

― Werther Down the Spiral (Old Lunch), Tuesday, October 9, 2018 5:20 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/1JFht1R.jpg

― rip van wanko, Tuesday, October 9, 2018 5:26 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

use case

https://i.imgur.com/LZmapQt.jpg

― Karl Malone, Tuesday, October 30, 2018 7:57 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

for the suicide-curious digital artist in all of us

― la bébé du nom-nom (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:44 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From the irrationally embarrassed thread.

When there were station wagons with rear-facing back seats, I dreaded getting stuck at a red light behind one with kids in the back staring at me. I suddenly find something very interesting on the dashboard to keep me from making eye contact.

Except one time when there were 2 brothers watching me while I stared slightly to the left pretending not to notice them. Brother #1 turned his head but #2 was still looking at me, so I grabbed a pen out of my pocket, stuck it in my nose and let it hang there. As he smacked his brother's arm to get him to turn and look, I yanked the pen out and went back to staring disinterestedly off to the left.

― Hideous Lump, Tuesday, October 30, 2018 8:22 PM

Glenn Kenny: no masterpiece, but a staggering "vehicle for self-loathing"

https://www.rogerebert.com/festivals-and-awards/venice-film-festival-2018-a-star-is-born-the-other-side-of-the-wind

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Saturday, September 1, 2018 5:33 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no masterpiece, but a staggering "vehicle for self-loathing"

my new tinder bio

― princess of hell (BradNelson), Saturday, September 1, 2018 6:10 PM (two months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from abysmal real names:

Buffy Wicks
Jovanka Beckles

― DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, November 3, 2018 8:01 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

AND THEY HATE EACH OTHER

― Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, November 4, 2018 1:27 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Unless sanders takes a dive cognitively I see no reason why he couldn’t run; that said there are other people. I’m down for Harris, certainly.

― akm, Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:56 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

hey if there's another candidate who's expressed a desire to build a robust international left to combat incipient fascism abroad I'm all for 'em

― wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:58 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

stalin

― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 1:59 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he is dead dmac

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, November 7, 2018 2:02 PM (eighteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

no barrier to election in states iirc

― unproven (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 7, 2018 2:05 PM (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

xp - Wicks won btw

No results found for "buffy the beckles slayer".

I mean if this isn't it what is:

just wanted to say that i read the thread title in the voice of gavin rossdale

― princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, November 13, 2018 7:45 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought we agreed liberals should not rehabilitate Bush

Xp

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, November 13, 2018 7:47 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah, that was v good

:D

perfect

Had a couple exes who lasered off their pubes (before they met me)

― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, November 14, 2018 3:23 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

classic country tune

― Greta Van Fleek (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 14 November 2018 21:25 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

haha

lolz

lol

Steve McQueen's WIDOWS (2018)

I almost saw this on Friday but stopped halfway on my drive when I realized the running time.

Instead, I had an excellent lunch.

― I like queer. You like queer, senator? (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, November 19, 2018 9:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

No Shame in that. No Hunger either

― Number None, Monday, November 19, 2018 9:12 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

In the Nic Roeg thread

time for me to revisit some of these. I still constantly confuse him with Ken Russell.

― akm, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:18 AM

here's how to unconfuse them: if the film is any good it's by nic roeg

― mark s, Sunday, November 25, 2018 8:33 AM

we dont do Oscars in November in this fuckin' thread

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:47 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

even tho it's ALL THAT MATTERS NOD NOD NOD

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:47 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

This thread isn't even spelled right, what kind of rules do you expect for a thread like that anyway?

― I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), 27. november 2018 19:54 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Cider House

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), 27. november 2018 19:57 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

good night u princes of ilx

i wish my life was more like a formulaic rom com and less like a refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twist on the rom com

― Trϵϵship, Friday, 21 December 2018 01:06 (seven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha <3 treesh

that's a good line - treesh should be punching up scripts for refreshingly/bleakly irreverent twists on romcoms

the annoying coworkers thread has been very lol. ILE should just be ILP at this point

ty for allowing me to confirm why I don't read that thread

the very last place i want to hear the same four carols over and over and over and over and over again is at the fucking dentist

― calamity gammon (Autumn Almanac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:00 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

back teeth?

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 23:04 (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

😎

if you don't read that thread then you are the annoying coworker

or the one who doesn't work in an office or have coworkers 😎

but seriously, keep ile fecal-free ffs

The 'E' means everything, no exceptions. This is what you signed up for.

or the one who doesn't work in an office or have coworkers 😎

― imago, Friday, December 21, 2018 7:56 AM (one hour ago)

otm!

Was darragh self-exceling there?

not the first time iirc. terrible man for the self-excelsioring so he is

Ar, to be fair it was a good one, but.

its part of the craic

imago you're missing some good stuff:

I just meant of course ILX's most openly bowel-movement-centric poster is jobbying for Big Poopa

― sans lep (sic), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:35 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ahem

― Colonel Poo, Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:55 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pulling rank

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), Wednesday, December 19, 2018 1:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

having now completed those four million words [of Robert Jordan's 'Wheel of Time] i’m not sure what to do with myself

― mookieproof, 27. december 2018 03:39 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Could start in on the Bible

― I have measured out my life in coffee shop loyalty cards (silby), 27. december 2018 03:41 (twelve hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

have to imagine hes ready to leave jordan for a while

― gabbnebulous (darraghmac), 27. december 2018 10:43 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the eden hazard of 2018 ilx

slow clap dad joke A+

anyone ever notice that those little dog dishes you put your stuff into at TSA are actually dog dishes? Like, from PetCo and stuff? I wonder how much government money is going to pet stores.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:22 PM

No wonder they let vets board first
― Evan, Monday, January 14, 2019 6:30 PM

haaaaa

crushed it

that's a good un

edit for context:

Is it controversial to hate the Kinks, especially Village Green?

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Thursday, January 17, 2019 8:36 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

pls no kinkshaming

― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, January 17, 2019 9:12 AM (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

from the brexit prepper thread:

non-non-toxic succulents can be used to coat arrow tips - though remember to leave the last one for you.

― Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:17 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lol the effort involved in shooting yourself with a bow

― have you ever seen a VONC's tears? (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 19 January 2019 16:37 (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Anyone with any sense knows you half bury the arrow in the ground and leap onto it from a step ladder. It's not rocket science.

i was thinking something involving standing on the drawstring as you lean over the arrowhead

(but i'm pretty sure the lol was intentional and belongs to AF)

soda on the life-changing magic of tidying up

First Reformed is a 2019 limited release here. It did play a festival in 2018. Saw it, but it just felt so 2017 to me.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, January 22, 2019 7:20 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Think we need to rewind, you watched that film some time, probably more than three times, Ethan Hawke's a two-time-nom, two-time-nom.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, January 22, 2019 7:39 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Nice

The three movies from the Top 100 I haven't seen are Shoah, It's a Wonderful Life and Jeanne Dielman

― ebro the letter (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 10:25 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

three very dark works

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 10:28 AM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

two are very long works

― Your sweetie-pie-coo-coo I love ya (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 12:13 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

why did Bedford Falls get the works?

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, January 22, 2019 12:18 PM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

my mum gave us some teething biscuits for our daughter from a company called BICKIEPEGS and occasionally i find the unbearably twee word BICKIEPEGS swimming unbidden into my consciousness and it makes me furious

even worse my daughter has a little drinking cup from BICKIEPEGS called the DOIDY CUP and i am occasionally haunted by the phrase ‘the DOIDY CUP from BICKIEPEGS’ which might be the worst string of syllables i’ve ever heard

― Effectively Big Jim with a beard. (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, January 22, 2019

wouldn't have believed it if I hadn't seen it
http://www.bickiepegs.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/brand-page-banner.jpg

you can get glittery ones too
Plus something called DOIDYPEGS

doidypegs means something different in america i daresay

By the way, "DOIDY CUP from BICKIEPEGS" is the official drinking vessel of the Pete Buttigieg Presidential Exploratory Committee.

two strong entries, who knew

I've never seen any of those films other than the bit of thelma and louise where they drive off a cliff and then it stops,

Seems a shame those women were politically misguided

― anvil, Sunday, 27 January 2019 19:16 (fifteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the 1975 is a psyop

― ciderpress, Tuesday, 29 January 2019 19:08 (yesterday) Permalink

"Maroon 5 is band you're going to be hearing a lot of for many years to come!"

always is fine, 1941 is not fine, ready player one is roughly as embarrassing as your dad announcing over the school PA that he’s here to deliver the diarrhoea medication you accidentally left behind on the breakfast table this morning

― a surprise challenge that ended with a gunging (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, February 13, 2019 2:45 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wtf is going on juggalos are ICP fans and were mentioned before this revive

Also, the whole phenomena of the Juggalo culture associated with Insane Clown Posse.

― Totally different head. Totally. (Austin), Wednesday, February 13, 2019 11:50 AM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^alley oop

if u use the modulo operator on homelessness u will be left with a fraction of a homeless guy which you can then roast over an open fire while microdosing

― lag∞n, Friday, February 22, 2019 6:20 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

he's not wrong

there are very few of these phrases that actually annoy me because words is words but "made a cool million dollars this year" drives me up the wall.

one of the harry potter books (the biggest one?) has all the characters saying things “coolly” about 600 times

― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:10 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Haha, someone ran a count. 59 times across all the novels.

https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/66dz7t/i_looked_at_the_frequency_of_word_pairs/dgi5qfg/

― jmm, Friday, March 8, 2019 8:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jeez

― seedy ron (Autumn Almanac), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:17 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

coolly high hermione

― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, March 8, 2019 8:21 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

enjoying the media enjoying the chance to hysterically react to a couple of bell-ends running on the pitch
― Carpool Tunnel (Noodle Vague), Monday, March 11, 2019 5:16 AM (nine hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Wait are you talking about the unprovoked physical assault or something else?
― Matt DC, Monday, March 11, 2019 5:29 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

spurs fullbacks
― ~mine own~ bitcoin (darraghmac), Monday, March 11, 2019 5:32 AM (eight hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bravissimo

we normally use Footcelsior to prevent tender Americans from having to go through this tbf

*issues a yellow card*

as a tender American it's really no trouble, but this is a good tip

A 9-year-old thread called "Footcelsior."

It's no wonder why we all go by assumed names here.

in itself the footcelsior moniker was intentionally clumsy fyfi

you ppl worry too much

― xyzzzz__, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:43 (twelve minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

comrade alphabetical has been stockpiling tinned mung beans since 2015

― mark s, Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:47 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Mao Tse-mung beans.

― Carmel Sprout (Tom D.), Thursday, 21 March 2019 22:53 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the great lupini forward (towards a lol!)

from the thread "A year with swollen appendages (and other ailments): 2019 Detroit Tigers"

20 March

Matches really needn't last more than an hour. Productive chat with Rob about generative bullpen management and fifth base.

*somewhat revolting, unnecessarily descriptive anecdote about potentially making it to "fourth base" with a one-third-his-age concessions employee whose pleasantry was mistaken for flirtation*

Designing alternate pitching motions for Jordan. It seems hopeless.

Pine tar is an utter assault on every sense.

― Andy K, Wednesday, March 20, 2019 7:16 AM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the cheek of calling me faux naif when ye are governed by that!

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Tuesday, 26 March 2019 23:01 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That’s not a naïf. This is a naïf.

― Tim, Wednesday, 27 March 2019 00:08 (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

alligator pea

2,000-odd people voting for Neil Hamilton are beneath contempt really

― Boles to the Wolds (Noodle Vague), Friday, 5 April 2019 07:34 (thirty-four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Have a modicum of respect for they have all since died.

― nashwan, Friday, 5 April 2019 07:36 (thirty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

honestly idgi

they are alleged to have been old ppl for the purposes

ah yeah lol slow brain lately

"lately"

Died of shame.

voting shame thresholds have been lowered so much by the tories, ppl are about ready to vote for the Gary Glitter-Hitler party's nazi/UKNambla/disabled euthanasia manifesto without needing smelling salts in the voting booth!

Gary Glitter-Hitler party

I thought only U.S. Citizens could vote for Trump hahahah

there is no 18-24 data for wales so it's the only bit of the map using figures for 18-34

There is no-one in Wales aged 18 to 24.

― Angry Question Time Man's Flute Club Band (Tom D.), Friday, 5 April 2019 16:10 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

too old to leave, too young to dai

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 16:21 (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i actually thought 'someone could excelsior that' but neglected to do so myself. part of the problem

Excelsioring yourself is just the weakest, most desperate shit

deems does this and it's kind of ok but only when he does it cos it's his thing

oh if only i had hair to toss but alas

also in these dour times he's one of only a very few who still try for the gong. but enough smoke-blowing. take ur censure like a self-excelsioring sccoundrel

oh if only i had salad to ..

Historically part of the gag is that deems has the worst taste in deems posts

Excelsioring yourself is just the weakest, most desperate shit

― like him hate us? Sure you are. Its in the cool aid. (ultros ultros-ghali), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:11 (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

deems does this and it's kind of ok but only when he does it cos it's his thing

― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:16 (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh if only i had hair to toss but alas

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:17 (three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

also in these dour times he's one of only a very few who still try for the gong. but enough smoke-blowing. take ur censure like a self-excelsioring sccoundrel

― PPL+AI=NS (imago), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:18 (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh if only i had salad to ..

― fremme nette his simplicitte (darraghmac), Friday, 5 April 2019 22:20 (twenty-nine seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

So like there’s continuity itt

incontinuity

In my day you'd have been hanged for excelsioring yourself (unless you were the straight man in the exchange). Grumble grumble kids, off, lawn, etc.

(I'm not being 100% serious, don't worry darraghmac.)

The Lord loves an EXCELSIOR, that's why he gave us LOLs

pretty sure dmac has earned the right to excelsior himself by now

https://i.imgur.com/v6uZz2Y.png

Historically part of the gag is that deems has the worst taste in deems posts

lol this is true, it's always just some dumb pun

wait til ye see what the first letter of each of my self excelsiors spells out

D
I
D
W
E
V
E
R
G
E
T
T
H
I
S
S
O
R
T
E
F

idgi

fuckin typos

In this joke scenario you also missed out an E, totally deliberate

wever man

😳

I take comfort in the fact that the same happened to Nabokov

deems is an ephebophile?

Well, he does post about "lads" a lot

jesus christ if a fella paddy doesnt acknowledge the all-encompassing nature of the lads grouping its a poor state of affairs

lol without LJ this domain would be available thru godaddy

― Nick Chiveon (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:24 (yesterday) Permalink

and yet still no site modship

― imago, Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:36 (yesterday) Permalink

not until you learn discipline

― j., Tuesday, 9 April 2019 22:41 (yesterday) Permalink

obliged to post this here as it did make me laugh really loud

lol that is a choice lol

vote leave?

the Game of Thrones show creators created a playlist dedicated to the show that's featured on the spotify splash page and would you be shocked that of the 51 songs, 48 are sung by men

― musically

How many are dead?

― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes)

NBC News reports:

A man riding a scooter set his jacket on fire in front of the White House Friday afternoon, sources said. The U.S. Secret Service and D.C. Fire and EMS went to 1600 Pennsylvania Ave. NW just after 2:45 p.m.

The Secret Service put the fire out and provided aid to the man. A suspicious package was found near the man. D.C. Fire medics were treating the man, who is in Secret Service custody. His condition was not immediately known.

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:12 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

what's the condition of the jacket?

― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, April 12, 2019 5:21 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

that information is for members only

― be the 2 chainz you want 2 see in the world (m bison), Friday, April 12, 2019 7:09 PM (three days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ok that's great

idgi

Members Only was a famous brand of jacket from the 80s.

lmbo

Members Only was the name of his jacket

Oh, never heard of those. makes sense now.

https://i.imgur.com/aAC2TV2.jpg

i am familiar with members only jackets and still don't get it xxxp

if i had sitewide mod powers i would write you a v good yellow card message explaining it

nah jk i would make a your mom joke tho

ahhhhh this ones on the house: your MOM is familiar with members only

your mom likes to jacket

that one wasn't free we all paid for it

wish shakey were here to post that actually his mom is dead

or turrican to post "that is a shite joke m8 and not in the music at all" but it's likely he will show up anyway since i think he has a site-wide google alert for his name on here

anyway i'm glad folks are talking about moms in this thread, they're funny and it's almost mother's day!

imo only your mom jokes should be eligible for this thread

your mom will never be eligible for this thread

^latest Nails album

88 your mom jokes about 44 women

an almodovar film

was talking to my 3 year old about dinosaurs and asked her if she knew where baby dinosaurs came from and she immediately answered "from the forest of wolves"

― silverfish, Saturday, April 27, 2019 11:58 PM (two days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

That’s a Mountain Goats song iirc

― don't mock my smock or i'll clean your clock (silby), Sunday, April 28, 2019 12:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

kids say the darniellest things

― what if bod was one of us (ledge), Sunday, April 28, 2019 9:16 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

it's a good'un

felt like everyone bar deems had forgotten how to excelsior for a minute* there

*several years

excuse me i think youve gotten that assbackwards

so this is just the pun thread now

why do you hate pun

from john singleton thread:

dead

― recriminations from the nitpicking woke (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 29 April 2019 20:57 (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ good mourning

― blokes you can't rust (sic), Monday, 29 April 2019 22:33 (fifty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol

Does Dany try to burn Bran for not bending the (proverbial) knee? If so, what does Jon do?

― unashamed and trash (Unctious), Friday, May 3, 2019 3:24 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

"You're tearing me apart, Kha-lisa!"

― nickn, Friday, May 3, 2019 3:36 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i really dont know enough about got to know if those are spoilers but

They're not, but it's only funny if you're moderately familiar with the movie called The Room.

Yeah I should have said this one only makes sens if you know GoT and The Room

And no its not a spoiler, the comment was a speculative one.

Well, it does spoil that Bran has a knee in the last season

i have been crafting an "H IS BLOBBY" joke for some days now

― mark s, Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:12 (yesterday)Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Rumour about the blobby investigation is that they have a man on the inside

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Thursday, 2 May 2019 12:23(yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a+

if your last name starts with B, please report to your local Dem party hq to pick up your presidential campaign starter pack

― rob, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:51 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ok

― Frederik B, Thursday, May 2, 2019 11:58 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

^ lol

:D

you-know-who on a roll: Male culture

on a droll more like .... yawn

Who is ILX's Typo Champion?

it's not polite to laugh at complete idiots ;)

dont be fo hard on yourfelf

*vpon yourfelf

dont let me down km i'm banking on you now too

xp vpon the fkulle ov a manne

This seems like a big deal:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/may/28/uk-and-territories-are-greatest-enabler-of-tax-avoidance-study-says

― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 08:55 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Researchers claim Pope Catholic etc.

― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:09 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also a big deal.

― pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also unlikely to change.

― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Wednesday, 29 May 2019 09:14 (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also, as much as I like 'Creep', it would be kinda neat if there was some discussion regarding the other 11 songs on this album.

― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:03 PM (yesterday)

voting for "creep," love the part where the guitar goes chugga... chugga chugga

― american bradass (BradNelson), Monday, June 3, 2019 11:09 PM (yesterday)

swoosh

a thing of beauty

I thought it was a great line from the album, but also, you're an idiot

Perfect AI-generated ILM post.

― get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Saturday, June 1, 2019 12:08 AM (four days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Board description

Lol

I certainly wouldn't have blinked had you told me that quote was lifted from a legit ILM post.

Wait transformer said that?

Btw did u guys know that i am ai?

Transformer is the source of all pvmic

Treeshipper

Hey guys, I just built a spotify playlist that includes all the songs discussed on the following genre threads:
Rolling Hip Hop
Rolling Pop
Rolling Country
Rolling Rock
Rolling Indie Rock
Rolling R&B

It's really simple, because I know it's just music. It's no more than a playlist and I'm just making this because I enjoy listening to all the genres. You can also check out some sample songs on YouTube if you really want to hear all the genres. In any case, if you want to download tracks and support this project go do that.

I've played this for months and I'm never too disappointed with the results. I'd recommend listening to a few tracks in the future to practice, you will grow from this, so I invite you to share this knowledge with others if you think you really have a sound that everyone should hear. It will hopefully inspire you and your team to continue working hard.

Thanks for checking this project out, and I hope it's inspiring and interesting to everyone.

i mean, they kind of got me

Treeshipper

― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 20:29 (twenty-two seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We hold these truths to be self-evident: actually, do we? I'm a little uncomfortable with some of the absolutist positions being flaunted among the online left. It feels like they haven't read enough art history. Should I get a dog and move to Europe?

Pretty good

"How'dya like me now?"

I just want to congratulate the whole web team, we set some very ambitious targets for last quarter and all of us, everybody who worked late nights during the launch -- and Rich of course -- we really smanged those goals. Thanks, guys.

― mick signals, Wednesday, June 12, 2019 1:46 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

a "ken burns" is good name for a long, several part zing imo

― Tapes 'n Tapes of Osho (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 9 May 2018 14:31 (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

https://i.imgur.com/qi9NLio.gif

don't know if deems is awarding a post itt the distinction or if i am being meta ken burns'd here, but that post made more sense in response to prolonged ken burns chatter on the zing thread

its standalone legit imo

it's important that i argue with you until any initial and sincere appreciation is squandered

done

bingeworthy

unbelievable: just fled an apartment showing where the tenants were not warned and the landlord managed to open the door on both tenants jacking off separately in their rooms

― big beautiful wario (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 11:07 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

should've asked the landlord if he was going to keep their deposits

― Br. Des Shadows (NickB), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 11:36 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nice

that were good, that

alt-right dude i know is a logic king, he's big on how logical arguments are a sign of strength vs the weakness of emotional arguments.

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:03 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mostly his cold logic manifests itself in insanely emotional outbursts of transphobia and "don't believe women" posts

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:04 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lemme guess: dude ain't real big on Socratic method.

― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:06 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

funny how these geniuses are oblivious to the crucial function emotions play in survival, decision-making, etc huh

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

speaking as someone who has never felt themselves to be a strong logician, I've come to believe that most people wildly misapprehend what constitutes 'logic'

― the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:07 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

generally, being very logical means you keep arguing and talking until the other person gives up or leaves

― mh, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:19 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

logic is just an excuse to treat people coldly and remorselessly sometimes

― omar little, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:20 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there was a period in my past where my ways were definitely very "logical," and in retrospect, it was very much based in a lack of self-confidence and inability to deal with ambiguity

― mh, Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:25 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Even Spock sometimes cries.

― Sly Bradbury's The Marion Cobretti-cles (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:27 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah but he's half oh hang on

― Rory end to the lowenbrow (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 26 June 2019 20:30 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's U.S. Maple not U.K. Maple

#thesecolorsdontrun

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, June 26, 2019 2:21 PM (yesterday)

this is depressing me

― k3vin k., Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

biden would be a good guy to have as your 12 step sponsor

― Vape Store (crüt), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:58 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Drink more

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:59 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Xp

― never have i been a blue calm sea (collardio gelatinous), Friday, 28 June 2019 02:59 (six hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I don't even like Joy Division

― Οὖτις, Monday, July 1, 2019 2:02 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

the goth "I don't even own a television"

― omar little

Nice work turning 'permalink' into the smaller 'link', thus making accidental flag posting more likely

― imago, Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:34 (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

place can do with some more drama tbf

― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:40 (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

thats for fuckin sure

― damarraghcas.jpg (darraghmac), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:41 (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bookmarked you for that

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 2 July 2019 17:42 (six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

endorse

I must say I was confused by bookmarkflaglink

I was in a pool in Palm Springs during the 2010 Easter earthquake. the wrongfooted feeling and the water splashes out of the pool were alarming

― Dan S, Saturday, July 6, 2019 6:33 PM

if there are any Oklahoma tornado survivors reading this thread, they're gonna think you're the biggest asshole in the world. "I can relate to your splashy terror, because I once watched my patio furniture decapitate my dog in the sky."

― del griffith, Saturday, July 6, 2019 6:40 PM

omg

I assumed it was his but I suppose it could have been somebody else's. You don't know , man. You're not in Wales.

― Elitist cheese photos (aldo), Thursday, July 11, 2019 8:23 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

This guy has never had an ounce of talent. When I was at my indiest moment of early-90s moviegoing, I still thought Clerks was trash.

― Mazzy Tsar (PBKR), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:24 (forty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Sheesh, sounds like someone snoochied on the wrong side of the boochie this morning.

― Logy Psycho (Old Lunch), Friday, 12 July 2019 22:37 (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

actual lol

actual lol here too

nice

i am on a bus, carrying a large heavy box, its unideal

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, July 25, 2019 10:48 AM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

picked the wrong day to shift a corpse m8

― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, July 25, 2019 10:49 AM (thirteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

m8

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shift

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Thursday, July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah, exactly

― another no-holds-barred Tokey Wedge adventure for men (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, July 25, 2019 10:53 AM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

generous tbh

well you have to allow thats its the thread for mounting warmed-up corpses

I hope things don't fall apart before the Northern Powerhouse funding is released. I want to live to see cables cars running directly from T'Leggers Bar to Dewsbury Rams stadium. High speed trams running between Chickenley and Dewsbury Moor. Getting to Manchester 20 mins quicker by bypassing ghastly shitholes like Hudds is going to be a gamechanger as well!

― calzino, Sunday, July 28, 2019 2:32 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

sorry not cable cars, boris cars.

― calzino, Sunday, July 28, 2019 2:33 PM (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

lock thread + country

lord of the rings is about keeping societal power away from the oiks

― phil neville jacket (darraghmac), Sunday, July 28, 2019 4:32 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

It’s spelt orcs I think

― 2019OK plus bennu (wins), Sunday, July 28, 2019 4:43 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

That's how it's pronounced in New Jersey though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gv1oFzWpRqw

ah lads i was good enough to ignore that in the thread but if its going under lights i must protest

In re "Old Town Road":

--

idg this song or its durability

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, August 5, 2019 5:42 AM

My godson was singing it this weekend; he didn't sing "Despacito."

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, August 5, 2019 5:45 AM

no one should sing "Despacito"

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, August 5, 2019 5:46 AM

Vape Store (crüt) at 8:59 5 Aug 19

xp have you ever seen somebody throw a gameboy across the room because they were mad at Tetris?

I called Mario a cunt once, I'm not proud of it

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, August 5, 2019 10:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

how does everyone know who is and isn't white? jaymc.xls?

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:22 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

i look at who is posting in belle and sebastian threads

― bookmarkflaglink (jim in vancouver), Thursday, 8 August 2019 19:25 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

sweet connection

Kindly Racist Grandpa

― Li'l Brexit (Tracer Hand), Friday, August 9, 2019 9:19 AM bookmarkflaglink

I know, I know, it's serious

― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, August 9, 2019 9:56 AM bookmarkflaglink

lol!

Chefskiss.jpg

I swear I must do that with every discrete six-syllable conglomeration I hear/read.

but it's funnier with "kindly racist grandpa" bc it actually is serious

OL, me too (obviously) but with a caveat. The phrase needs to be trochaic. It does not work with iambic phrases.

Trochees: RObot NInja JEsus, ZOmbie MARtin AMis

Iambs: shall I comPARE thee TO, she WALKS in BEAUty LIKE.

(And there begins and ends the usefulness of my degree in English)

the cadence of the iambs

I ate his feet with fava beans

and this is why i still read and post on ilx

Yep. Prosody ftw

Prosody on the page is not the same as

Spoken prosody, I know, I know, it’s really serious

1 Corinthian
2 Corinthian
Red Corinthian
Blue Corinthian

― i'd rather zing like a man, than FP like a coward (Neanderthal), Sunday, August 11, 2019 10:25 PM bookmarkflaglink

5 Corinthians make a bunch and so do many more

i love this one-two punch, edited somewhat:

I was just reading an AVClub feature Jimmi Simpson couldn't stop talking about The Patriot (which he's on?).

Who is the most underrated person in your industry right now?
JS: Underrated is a little too specific. I would say underexposed is Steven Conrad. He’s a writer-director-creator. He’s been writing for years and years very successfully—Pursuit Of Happyness was him—a bunch of cool movies. He did Walter Mitty. But he started creating television recently, and he created a show for Amazon called Patriot, which I’d literally never heard of until I read the script for Perpetual Grace, which is his show that I’m on now. So I read the script for Perpetual Grace—was floored. One of the best scripts I’ve ever read. And I couldn’t wait to meet the man, the men: Bruce Terris and Steve Conrad both wrote Perpetual Grace. They said to watch Patriot first. I’m like, “The Mel Gibson movie?” And then I find out, no, it’s a series on Amazon.
And I watch it, and I’m just floored. It’s visionary. Not just the writing, the execution. It’s like your favorite directors of all time, like Kubrick, and Paul Thomas Anderson, and Michel Gondry, who have these innate abilities to communicate their style so completely, but somehow it feels effortless. You don’t feel like you’re being pushed to just absorb something. It feels like you’re watching a piece of art. And it connects to each person differently.
And so you can’t ask a critic about him who’s not over the moon about Steve Conrad, calling him the next phase in television creators. But, in general, most folks—the public—don’t know about him as much as they should. Luckily, I’ve become very close friends with him, and creative partners to a degree, and so I’m going to keep doing whatever I can to keep showing people how amazing Steven Conrad is. He’s more amazing than I’ll ever be, so just being next to a genius like that is good for me. And I feel lucky. And I think other people should feel as lucky as I do, just by getting to see his stuff.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, August 12, 2019 8:42 PM

Oh, wait, the show was just canceled?
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, August 12, 2019 8:44 PM

Seems like a lot of dudes operate under the misapprehension that if they're spotted using a product that doesn't reek of motor oil or have an X-TREME font splayed across its packaging that they'll spontaneously turn into an actual woman.

― Amply Drizzled with Pure Luxury (Old Lunch), Friday, August 16, 2019 8:38 AM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Man if it were that easy

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby)

Minority whip, majority nae-nae

― Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, August 20, 2019 5:25 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

yeah I liked that one a lot

mostly cuz i can sing it in my head

Yeah I'm in the tank for this dumbass piece of shit

― president of deluded fruitcakes anonymous (silby), Wednesday, August 28, 2019 12:16 PM (twelve minutes ago)

- Peter Travers

― McGrief the Crying Dog (Old Lunch), Wednesday, August 28, 2019 12:16 PM (eleven minutes ago)

Needed a reference to f***-me pumps.

Secret Heart

thought this revive was for:

one time i was jamming to ramble tamble in my car and i was headed straight on the road, but the guy next to me in the left turn lane missed his light bc he was staring at me while i was chooglin. haha loser!

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera)

if only he had used choogle maps

― wario in the streets, waluigi in the sheets (m bison)

Choogle maps is excellent and has made my week, thanks

im not gonna lie folks, i lol'd at my own joke and i am not ashamed

Realise I haven't seen A Few Good Men!

...should I?

― Chuck_Tatum, Sunday, September 1, 2019 12:09 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Can you handle the truth?

― clemenza, Sunday, September 1, 2019 12:10 PM (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

back to back actual lols

In a discussion of this KISS comics page

I want to know who traced over and recolored it and when, and also whether it’s a marvel unlimited digital original or a purchased on comixology digital original

― untuned mass damper (mh), Thursday, September 5, 2019 1:44 AM (ten hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

and party every day

― Good morning, how are you, I'm (Doctor Casino), Thursday, September 5, 2019 2:52 AM (nine hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Quality.

DC showin' us everything he's got.

It's just a burst blood vessel - I used to look after this kid who had that happen all the time (was a compulsive cougher). Terrifying the first time, but no big deal.

― Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Thursday, September 5, 2019 12:12 PM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

talk about bad optics tho

― don’t bore us, get to the aeon of horus (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, September 5, 2019 12:14 PM (fifty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

https://www.vox.com/2019/1/25/18194953/vape-juul-e-cigarette-marketing
In a white paper, a team of researchers with Stanford Research Into the Impact of Tobacco Advertising have shared their study of the company’s marketing campaign between Juul’s launch in 2015 and fall 2018. They looked at thousands of Instagram posts, emails, and ads, and came to this searing conclusion: Juul’s marketing “was patently youth-oriented.” Juul also appeared to borrow directly from the tobacco industry playbook.
― Josh in Chicago, Thursday, September 12, 2019 5:58 PM

Interesting, I don't think I've ever seen a Juul ad before.
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Thursday, September 12, 2019 6:02 PM

well you prob don't read a lot of Highlights
― difficult listening hour, Thursday, September 12, 2019 6:03 PM

haha

Goofus smokes. Gallant vapes.

“Next up we’ve got ‘The Joker’ starring Joker... uh, Jack... Joking Phoenix”

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Tuesday, September 10, 2019 3:53 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Joe... Jo-Jack... Jo ack... Phone Jack

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:04 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Jaw-kin Penis...uh, Fenis. Phoenix.

― Time to Make a Pizza Pact! (Old Lunch), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:13 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Joke phone I X

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, September 11, 2019 12:30 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Are those Cam'ron lyrics

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, September 11, 2019 1:56 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I don't know if I actually LOL'd, but it's funny

Pig Benis

loool amazing

lol this is getting a 70mm release

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Thursday, September 12, 2019 11:08 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I'm sure Joker fanboys are all gonna 70mm release in their seats

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Thursday, September 12, 2019 11:09 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

The Guardian's Best 50 Albums of the 21st Century - The Official I Love Music Poll

^^^ otm

i don't get it

ROBERT PALMER: Look, chap, I know this isn't my "jurisdiction," but I wear ties and you wear ties. We both have the same goals in mind, now don't we?

EDDIE MONEY: Fair enough. But listen – we don't bow to the Queen here in New York City. We might both wear ties, but keep in mind this is my joint, ok?

PALMER: I wouldn't dream of intruding.

[MONEY reaches into overflowing file cabinet and pulls out a folder. Tosses it to PALMER, who barely catches it.]

MONEY: Guy we're looking for is one William Martin Joel. Goes by "Billy" on the street. Wears ties, sure, but we think he's being satirical about it...

― pplains, Saturday, September 14, 2019 8:45 AM

<3

(RE: Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert:)

Throughout all modern history, when we humans see a problem coming from far away, we have a 100% success rate in solving it.

what about baldness

― mookieproof, Monday, September 23, 2019 3:29 PM bookmarkflaglink

racism?
starvation?
running out of gas?
styrofoam?
i am actually having trouble thinking of a problem that america saw coming from far away that we HAVE solved

― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, September 23, 2019 3:32 PM bookmarkflaglink

the Dilbert TV show?

― maffew12, Monday, September 23, 2019 3:38 PM bookmarkflaglink

Can anyone here email me the whistleblower report?

― treeship., Wednesday, September 25, 2019 9:32 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I heard it blows.

― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, September 25, 2019 9:38 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

*whistles*

Really?

FP

respect the call, guys

*throws rotten fruit*
BOOO
GET OFF THE STAGE

is listing multiple pronouns the norm
like, is anyone she/him or they/her
― mookieproof, Friday, September 27, 2019 8:51 PM (eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

zooey deschanel and m. ward
― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)

haaaaaa

drowning! (she/her)

For a second I confused Graham Nash with Ogden Nash lol

Just before our love got lost you said
"A cow is of the bovine ilk," and I said
"One end is moo? The other is milk?
"If you want me I'll be in the bar"

― i could chug a keg of you (flamboyant goon tie included),

excellent

but it changed the rhyme scheme

it changed everything mannn

um idle speculation but he will commit More Crimes after this episode

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:18 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and therefore...

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:19 PM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

they can just add it to the impeachment tab

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:30 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

and then...

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:36 PM (twenty-one minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

leave outside but away from direct sunlight for 2-3 weeks before seeds germinate

― i'm not a garbageman i am garbage, man. let me handle my garbage, damn (m bison), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:39 PM (eighteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

And then along came Jones

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Monday, September 30, 2019 10:46 PM (eleven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Helps if you know the song.

does it tho

when you're sounding out a vowel
but you feel you don't know how
diaerisis

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, 1 October 2019 09:33 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

!

lol

cha cha cha

Getting a 'poxy fule' error when I try to create a new poll, y'all.

― Welcome To My Lifemare (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 14:44 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

mods, please keep this new feature, thnx

― pplains, Tuesday, 24 September 2019 16:06 (one week ago) bookmarkflaglink

latest john harris piece is... partially otm ?

― stoffle (||||||||), Monday, 7 October 2019 08:42 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

tjhdr!

― calzino, Monday, 7 October 2019 08:56 (two hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Nice.

In ancient times rockist critics were people who actually stoned you to death

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 15 October 2019 18:09 (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

i'm catching up on the list now. currently listening to camera obscura and trying to imagine 70th percentile missionary sex. would kind of make a good music video i think. the organ solo breakdown is the part where everything is where someone gets up to make sure the stove is turned off

― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 17, 2019

70th percentile missionary sex

this is my favorite guided by voices song

― flopsy bird (voodoo chili)

oh my god voodoo A+

Sounds like a King Crimson rehash.

21st Century Thrusting Man

Premier began work on the album in late 2017 while an urn with Guru’s ashes sat atop his production console.

― now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:57 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hard to Urn

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, October 18, 2019 12:58 PM (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Hahahahaha

https://tenor.com/uZlj.gif

lol just came to post that

i'm just imagining a Premier/urn collaboration like some 'wet hot american summer' can of mixed vegetables thing

Formaldehyde was a popular drink
And it still is

okay now

there’s a chaaaaairman waiting in shanghai
he’d love to come and lead us
but his body count’s too high

― expedited frictionless convergences (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, October 20, 2019 8:10 PM (twelve minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

actual weeping

Agreed but couldn’t be bothered looking for this on zing

♪♩♫ thunder only happens when it's raining ♪♫♪

*water gently sprays onto the produce section*

― It is my great honor to post on this messageboard! (Karl Malone), Thursday, October 24, 2019 8:57 AM (ten minutes ago)

u can't spell corny indie fuxxor without the xx

― the creator has a mazda van (NickB)

One thing about sports talk is that I find it to be a very useful way of talking across geographic / political / social class boundaries and talking to strangers more generally. Like if you're in a bar and a game is on you can just say either "no way in hell was that pass interference" or "that was blatant pass interference, come on" and either way you are basically opening up a public conversation window.

― Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, October 28, 2019 2:21 PM (two days ago) bookmarkflaglink

Just tried this, but the Nats fans in the bar all turned and looked at me funny.

― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 12:58 PM bookmarkflaglink

haaa

My favorite super hero is The Tick. I have a hard time imagining someone making fun of him.

― brain dead operatus (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 6:21 PM (four hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Could he melt steel beams

― When I am afraid, I put my toast in you (Neanderthal), Wednesday, October 30, 2019 6:55 PM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

Rebecca Ballhaus
✔
@rebeccaballhaus
Why Lev Parnas gave his company the somewhat questionable name of Fraud Guarantee: It was in part to clean up his Google search results, ensuring that the word “fraud” and his own name would be paired in a positive light.

ah if only Louis CK had named his production company Non-Consensual Masturbation

― Evans on Hammond (evol j), Thursday, October 31, 2019 10:36 AM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Loooooool

(Lightly edited)

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why are these dudes obsessed with frogs

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:26 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Wasn't Alex Jones obsessed with frogs, too?

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, November 11, 2019 2:37 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I'm not sure, is "frogs" a code-word for steroids?

― brigadier pudding (DJP), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:39 PM (twenty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Or a pill that makes you 10% redder overnight?

― Maybe you wanna lay off the Mountain Dew, there, Burt. (Old Lunch), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:40 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Anyone remember like a decade ago when all the hormones in our water supply were supposed to be turning our frogs gay or something? Is that something to do with this? I'm so confused.

― I don't get wet because I am tall and thin and I am afraid of people (Eliza D.), Monday, November 11, 2019 2:40 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

whats wrong with frogs

― frogbs, Monday, November 11, 2019 2:46 PM (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

It's not easy being green.

cuet lol

Do i say Chicken Kiev that way too?

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:01 (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

If you're in Ukraine, yes.

― Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:09 (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

they just call it chicken there

― mh, Thursday, 14 November 2019 19:11 (seventeen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Akshually… they call it котлета по-київськи aka 'cutlet Kiev-style'.

Chief Keef iirc

aahh LBI did this better (and earlier) on the other thread I see

We were making up funny Joni song titles in the group chat and I've decided that it's very important that I write a song called "The Last Time I Saw Dick"

― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Thursday, November 14, 2019 5:46 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

the last time i saw it was last night and let me tell you, it wasn't good

― surm, Friday, November 15, 2019 2:02 PM

I WANNA SCREAM OUT "OK BOOMER"
WHILE I DO YOU IN THE POOPER
AMANDA

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:34 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

EVERYBODY BE ALL QUID PRO QUO
THAT ASS GOT ME QUID PRO WOAH

AMANDA

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:51 AM (five hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THE BED FRAME CRANCH
WHILE I POO IN YOUR GRAN'S FLANGE

AMANDA

― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:06 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

booooooooooooooooo

― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 5:58 AM (three hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

the script for The Incredibles is plot point for plot point and at every step philosophically a close approximation of The Fountainhead, if you don't see if you have blinders on i'm sorry that's simply how it is. nb i have neither seen the incredibles nor read the fountainhead.

― omar little, Wednesday, November 20, 2019 3:09 PM bookmarkflaglink

I hate myself for this, but he could have read the script of the Incredibles and seen the film of the Fountainhead.

I don't know about "awesome", but this sure seems like a prime example of audiophile snake oil to me:

https://www.musicdirect.com/record-cleaning/last-record-preservative

Keep Your New Vinyl LPs Looking and Sounding Brand-New for Decades to Come with Last Record Preservative: Prevents Wear, Ticks, and Pops for Hundreds of Plays by Enhancing Molecular Stability

Only $26 per ounce!

― soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, November 20, 2019 1:41 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

I am a chemist, this is how I break it down to an extent

shouldn't say "molecular stability" as that refers to whether molecules break into smaller pieces or not. in general the stylus does not break molecules into smaller groups of atoms.

what a stylus does do is break molecules apart from each other. i.e. it wears down the groove by tearing off tiny pieces of vinyl. the proper term for molecules sticking to each other is cohesion, so when they say they're improving cohesiveness they're actually using the right term.

how do you keep the stylus from tearing off bits of vinyl? put a layer of something else on top of it to protect it. so my assumption is that the LAST record preservative is a thin lacquer that is applied over the grooves. so on the other hand, you're not really improving the cohesiveness of the molecules, you're just putting new molecules over the old molecules so the new molecules get worn off instead of the old one.

TLDR - it's just a thin lacquer that you apply over the surface of the record to protect the grooves.

― djdirtbagstyle, Thursday, November 21, 2019 8:08 AM (eight hours ago) bookmarkflaglink


definitely need a few gallons of this as the molecular cohesion of my records has really gone to shit over the last few years, can barely open the door of my record room, molecules all over the damn place

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, November 21, 2019 10:36 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

every time i come home from the record store with new molecules of music, my partner is always on my case like "but you never listen to the molecules you already have!"

― “Hakuna Matata,” a nihilist philosophy (One Eye Open), Thursday, November 21, 2019 10:37 AM (six hours ago) bookmarkflaglink

seconded

trying to think about notable australians whose deaths i would care about

None can and will ever compare to Steve Irwin ;_;

― 'Skills' Wallace (Tom D.), Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:28 AM

that was honestly a sore one

― #FBPIRA (jim in vancouver), Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:29 AM

stung a bit, yeah

― deems of internment (darraghmac), Wednesday, November 27, 2019 10:29 AM

Sad LOL

darraghmac's a ray of sunshine.

If yr looking to be edified, he's the manta do it.

vg dm

felt mean tbh :(

Pierced by regret

an uncrikey story

giggling irl, thx everyone

yeah it's weird, Beck was so much more inventive, I think Brian Jones and Peter Green were so much better as blues players, yet Clapton was "God"

― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, December 3, 2019 5:55 PM (thirty-three minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

And the lord came down from above and yea he was the fifth or sixth best guitar player from his island in that specific era, and yea did he covet thy beatle’s wife, and yea was he racist.

― omar little, Tuesday, December 3, 2019 6:01 PM (twenty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

the gove raabs outgrieve

― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, December 4, 2019 9:38 PM (yesterday)

A+

I don’t get it! I’m dumb.

https://www.poetryfoundation.org/poems/42916/jabberwocky

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Gove

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Raab

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominic_Grieve

Oh, for gods sake! I used to know Jabberwocky by heart - but I was looking for a bible quote. It’s funny, now that I get it!

‘It’s funny now that I get it’ is going to be my epitaph.

I'd totally read a Jabberwocked version of the KJV.

I still don't get it.

'the mome raths outgrabe' becomes 'the gove raabs outgrieve'.

Now if you're suggesting that there is something to get beyond that playful emendation or that Lewis Carroll's 'Jabberwocky' possesses a camouflaged allegorical significance, to be adumbrated via cabalistic exegesis, all I can say is 'perhaps'.

I'll stick to Stanley Unwin tbh.

you know what else can be adumbrated via cabalistic exegesis?

your mom

otm

Agreed.

mot

tom

mom

motm

On The Mommy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wBgsQXXkNgg

C'mon, let's get off moms, 'cause

I imagine the old cast will show up as ghosts, including ghost Harold Ramis. And the old ghosts will fight the new ghost baddie. That seems like the most obvious, tacky prediction.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 9 December 2019 16:54 (thirty-six minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

oh god a ghost harold ramis would be in such incredibly poor taste

of course they're gonna do it

― a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:55 (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

"voiced by Josh Gad"

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:56 (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

stop it we're gonna will it into existence

― a synthesis of Trotskyism and Ufology (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 9 December 2019 16:58 (thirty-two minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I thought the Baby Yoda was cool until someone told me it wasn't really Baby Yoda.

― pplains, Monday, December 9, 2019 4:34 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Isn't it?

― éminence rose et jaune (Noodle Vague), Monday, December 9, 2019 4:36 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

they de-aged the real Yoda with Irishman CGI :(

― insecurity bear (sic), Monday, December 9, 2019 4:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

ok dumb but I snarfed coffee:

cecillamontemclaughlin 2
3 years ago
I HAVE BEEN PREGNANT 2TIMES BY GORILLAS IF ARE HUMAN TO SO WHAT WOULD YOU SAY I AM A MAN OR A WOMAN I HAVE NO VAGINA I HAVE 2 NATURAL BORN SONS BY MALES SPECIES IT WOULD MEAN THAT LIFE WAS NEVER HERE IF THERE WERE AN ANSWER FOR THE FUNERAL OF ANYONE WHO DIED WHILE THIS PREGNANCY HAS TAKEN PLACE TWICE IN MY BODY ONE IS 41 YEARS OLD THE OTHER IS 16 YEARS OLD
― Le Bateau Ivre, Wednesday, December 11, 2019 9:49 AM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

same
― Receive Your Simulated Fluids Before The End of The Year! (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, December 11, 2019 9:51 AM (thirty-seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Eno: first house he finds with a dual chime doorbell and he's stuck there for half an hour

― fetter, Thursday, 12 December 2019 14:13 (seven minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Fully merited.

https://media.giphy.com/media/cIFcdD1oiyboQ/giphy.gif

yes two thumbs uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup

yeah, that were good, that

Buttigieg: “I trust you to figure out your own health care.”

— David Smith (@SmithInAmerica) December 13, 2019

this is something James Bond says when dumping a guy out of a medical helicopter
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Friday, December 13, 2019

omg

hail to the chief

So, with all that, I think a better, more proper open ending would've been to show Angela hesitating whether or not to eat the egg, then fade to black before we see if she does. Then it would've been up for the viewer to decide whether even a supposedly good and just person like her deserves the power of a god.

― Tuomas, Monday, December 16, 2019 8:30 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

then a dog jumps up and eats it out of her hand

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Monday, December 16, 2019 8:39 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

And season 2 will be all about the adventures of... Dog Manhattan!

― Tuomas, Monday, December 16, 2019 8:47 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Great y'all just wrote Son of Mask 2 congrats

― 100 Percent That Grinch (Neanderthal), Monday, December 16, 2019 8:50 PM (yesterday) bookmarkflaglink

Canadians were the sport of choice amongst lesbians in your day?

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, December 18, 2019 9:35 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I've got the scars to prove it

― that said, I’d prefer a single serving of you (flamboyant goon tie included), Wednesday, December 18, 2019 9:39 PM (ten minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

So have we addressed the fact that Palpatine had sex

― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:25 PM (forty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

^^Fixing to say.

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:31 PM (forty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

...and that somehow Daisy Ridley is the eventual result.

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:32 PM (thirty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Reminds me of that (iirc) Anthony Lane line re: the lack of chemistry between Christiansen & Portman in the prequals, and how Luke & Leia had to have been conceived via "Anakin in the bathroom with a Playwookie mag".

― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:36 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

xpost explains the British accent?

I'm ignoring it lol, but other people should decide for themselves: I made a mistake of wading into a fan forum where I learned that it's apparently canon that Palpatine created Anakin/Vader either by impregnating Shri or messing with her pregnancy, so the whole Rey/Ben relationship is in fact incest in the Daenerys/Jon Snow tradition.

― Roz, Friday, December 20, 2019 10:36 PM (thirty-four minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

Tapping out

― Bublé in the changer, I wish I was dead (Neanderthal), Friday, December 20, 2019 10:51 PM (twenty minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sorry for spoilulz

saves me the trouble of seeing it

What?

― Tuomas, Sunday, October 21, 2007 1:49 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

To troll me how?

― Tuomas, Sunday, October 21, 2007 1:49 PM (twelve years ago) bookmarkflaglink

five years pass...

Not sure why but this strikes me as funny.

Good piece, time for JP to get purged

― Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 January 2020 21:13 (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

She's got a 2020 bbc series about her salt of the earth 2nd home in France owning zany working class family or something in the pipeline. (.....)

― calzino, Friday, 3 January 2020 21:41 (fifty-five minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

working class credentials seem le gîte

― Kebabs Windsor (Noodle Vague), Friday, 3 January 2020 21:47 (forty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

bow down

Secret shame: gîte takes the feminine but I decided that didn't work as well

Not at all, you're golden.

Phonetically, on the other hand…

that aint comedy thats diction

Grand.

turns out the real dark lord of the sith,,, was capitalism

― 'Sly Cooper' Movie Breaking Into Theaters In 2016 (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, January 8, 2020 9:58 AM bookmarkflaglink

adam sith

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Wednesday, January 8, 2020 10:05 AM bookmarkflaglink

Lol

waht is going on here

https://www.sfgate.com/entertainment/article/Romance-publishing-industry-in-chaos-top-awards-14958581.php

― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 8 January 2020 16:39 (twenty-nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

I appreciate that the story about a genre fiction scandal is being reported by an organ whose name sounds like a genre fiction scandal

― Baby yoda laid an egg (wins), Wednesday, 8 January 2020 17:08 (forty-five seconds ago) bookmarkflaglink

Imagine you're a 20-something junior officer in an air-defence unit armed with the short-medium range Tor system, tasked with defending the two military facilities a few km NNW of Parand, Iran

mmmm, what am I wearing

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII)

How in hell is this a decade old.

― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:20 AM bookmarkflaglink

It came out 10 years ago

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:32 AM bookmarkflaglink

proof?

― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:34 AM bookmarkflaglink

It's a decade old

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, January 14, 2020 10:41 AM bookmarkflaglink

that... is some top quality pure uncut fred right there

― A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 5:33 AM (one hour ago) bookmarkflaglink

tmi

― Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII)

yang pulling a neil tyson there xxp

― global tetrahedron, Wednesday, January 15, 2020 3:33 PM (nineteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

tmi

― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Wednesday, January 15, 2020 3:38 PM (fourteen minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

sensing a theme

tmi

But because the analysis of gender here is ancillary, these folks never have to think about whether the first woman to win the presidency can do so as a socialist, given the ways that the concept of the “bleeding heart liberal” carries underneath it a misogynist edge about namby-pamby femme people.

I wish we could somehow run a Holodeck style simulation where AOC is the candidate so we could properly test this hypothesis.

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:37 PM bookmarkflaglink

An excellent column.

― TikTok to the (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:41 PM bookmarkflaglink

xp just wait for 2028 when she unseats President Rand Paul But More Racist

― Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:45 PM bookmarkflaglink

That's a rude way to describe Klobuchar.

― bold caucasian eroticism (Simon H.), Friday, January 17, 2020 3:48 PM bookmarkflaglink

i wonder if the dm feature should be removed from ilx

darraghmac's posts can be difficult to parse sometimes but this is going too far.

― Frozen Mug (Tom D.), Monday, January 20, 2020 1:32 PM (nine minutes ago) bookmarkflaglink

lol

bret stephens, rock critic: