Delayed Due To Projection Issues - the 2017 ILX Film Poll Results Thread

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Welcome, all, glad you could make it, and thanks for your patience.

It was a crowded field this year, with 615 votes cast for 196 films, one television series, and one installation piece.


Amongst 32 voters, seven recipients of first-place ballot positions received no further votes. The film with the most votes did not win. More people voted for Logan than for Logan Lucky, and more people voted for Graduation than for The Graduation.

The lowest score for a film voted on by two people was seven points. Two films tied for this wooden spoon.

Surprisingly few 2016 films received votes, but several have placed. Only one film from 2018 received a vote (unless it was a 2015 film of the same name from a different country), and also only one from 1983 was so honoured.

Two Netflix documentaries received votes, but as far as I can tell, everything that placed saw a cinema release.

More than one sequel has placed in the poll. Only one 8th film in a series received any votes, and that only got one.

A remake of a TV series based on a novel received one vote. A remake of a film based on a novel received 4 votes. More than one adaptation has placed, but neither remake did.

Two films based on comics by British writers received votes, and three adapting works by French cartoonists. 12 votes were cast for five films based on superhero properties not owned by their creators. Two biopics of comics authors got votes.

More than one film recurs from the 2016 poll.





Please, switch your phones off and put them in your bags. We'll be getting started in just a minute.

kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:10 (five years ago) link

as long as the installation piece isn't a Twin Peaks costume party

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

For latecomers, here was the voting thread.

kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:20 (five years ago) link

Will this be the gayest poll yet? God’s own country, bpm, ornithologist & of course cmbyn all seem likely to place, and I heard something about a bear movie

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

A remake of a TV series based on a novel received one vote.

This one's gonna bug me...

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

The other remake is beguiled right

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

(unless you mean "a remake of a TV MINIseries based on a novel," in which case I get it)

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

Oh, that’s it

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

I did mean miniseries.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/jdRUhCs.jpg

49= Graduation
w/d: Cristian Mungiu
40 points, 2 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

The new Cristian Mungiu, Graduation, is kinda not good at all, and the first time I've seen a Romanian new wave film where a lot of it seemed like mannerism :(

― Frederik B, 4 May 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:35 (five years ago) link

no #50?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

i voted for 20; Graduation likely wd've been in 21-25

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

I hope there’s a Fred B quote for every movie.

devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:39 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/gaJKw7D.png

49= Double King
w/d: Felix Colgrave
40 points, 2 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

never heard of it.

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

whaaa?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

^ the votes are coming from inside the same house

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

Nice, no idea what this is

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link

actually that one didn't have a cinema release, and is under ten minutes long. ban l0u1s jagg3r.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

12 million views on youtube so that's more viewings than most films on the list!

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/k2BVtdE.jpg

49= Kedi
d: Ceyda Torun (doco)
40 points, 4 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

Supercute! De mensen vertellen mooie verhalen, de katten doen de schattige dingen. Cute kittehz en cute hoomins in prachtig Istanbul.

― Blaka Skapoe, 9 August 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

I completely forgot that movie that I was certain would be snubbed in the first round of Oscar doc semifinals.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

The Choice of the Cat People

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

speaking of cat people

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/bSOUxxm.jpg

49= The Lego Batman Movie
d: Chris McKay w: Bill Finger
40 points, 2 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

On a similar note, I recently saw "The Lego Batman Movie." It was good, but left me a bit nonplussed at how "non-canonical" a take it was... almost like "fake Batman," made by folks who are familiar with the basic Batman elements, but not interested at all in staying true to tradition. The movie's characterizations are very far afield; and it presents an alternative history of Batman that alludes to his many familiar incarnations (going back to the beginning), yet retcons Robin out of the history altogether. And while I'm no Batman purist, I found it took me out of the movie. For example - everyone in the Lego world remembers Batman in his swingin' 1960s incarnation, and a brief clip is even shown of Adam West in costume (to drive the point home); but the viewer isn't supposed remember the fact that Robin was also in the series?

I was expecting something more like the direct-to-DVD Lego Batman/Justice League movies, which have lots of humor and in-jokes, but are otherwise "standard" stories that fit well enough within the DC canon (just for a younger audience).

― morrisp, 28 June 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

lol I’m sure it’s better in context but it’s perfect imo to use such a Comic Book Guy quote for this

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

criticizing this movie for being non-canonical is p weird. as with it's predecessor it conforms to a "kid plays with toys" logic that has no bearing on continuity or reality.

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:55 (five years ago) link

I watched Double King just now on the basis of this poll and I didn't enjoy it all. It's done in that flash style that I associate with faux-edgy early/mid 2000s animation, and it isn't really any fun. Good for two of you for managing to sneak something so obscure into the year-end countdown, though, I guess.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

yeah it was garbage

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 18:59 (five years ago) link

w: Bill Finger

also lol

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/uA6pD8h.jpg

48. Raw
w/d: Julia Ducournau
41 points, 4 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

look on the bright side: there'll be no tarantino film

xp

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

damn a four way tie to kick things off?

xxp ah yeah Raw, I liked it, my brother loved it though, saw it 3 or 4 times in theaters I think

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

Raw is vg, I appreciate that its big punchline is a direct lift from teen wolf

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

Raw is great

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

we have the first #1 vote to place coming up next

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:16 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/qz39gQ4.jpg

47. John Wick: Chapter 2
d: Chad Stahelski w: Derek Kolstad
43 points, 3 votes, 1 #1

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

also, i finally saw JOHN WICK: CHAPTER 2 and i didn't love it. but i didn't hate it. but i do kinda get why people like the idea of a fancy world-wide secret society of bad people who follow certain RULES. people are drawn to rules for some reason. and protocol. and ceremony. just ask game of thrones.

― scott seward, 6 February 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

I've liked every Mungiu film. Graduation least. I removed it from my ballot at the last minute.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

I absolutely loved Tales from the Golden Age, wasn't so mad about graduation.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

please stop making zombie things.

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/XmVUImO.jpg

46. Thor Ragnarok
d: Taika Waititi w: Crusty Bunkers
44 points, 5 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/XmVUImO.jpg

gah

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

This was good, not great. The humor sometimes fought with the stakes of the plot - I thought the GotG movies integrated humor better. This would have been a better movie if they just kept it on the junkyard planet and had more Goldblum, but I say that about every movie

― Vinnie, 26 October 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

whats fucking right with you people!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

let us know when the kiddie shows are done

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

And the kitty shows.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:45 (five years ago) link

it's a doggo in John Wick, not a kitty.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

pleased to have gotten Double King and Kedi into this

imago, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

can't fucking stand cats, but it looks a worthwhile film.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

Double King esp is some staggering animation (AND sound design) imo and fuiud. there will always be space for an animated short on my ballot as long as it isn't by that hertzfeldt dullard

imago, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

y'all are lucky i didn't vote. woulda put ragnarok in my top 5

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/1dSqzmw.jpg

45. Ingrid Goes West
d: Matt Spicer w: Matt Spicer & David Branson Smith
45 points, 3 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:00 (five years ago) link

Ingrid Goes West over Columbus for best first feature is some bullshit. (Not as much as magically promoting Get Out beyond the category, of course.)

― Dr Morbius, 4 March 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:01 (five years ago) link

Aubrey Plaza and Elizabeth Olsen gave two of my favorite performances of the year (the movie's okay to pretty good).

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

Ingrid Goes West wasn’t doing anything particularly unexpected, but I love it when the protagonist of a film is a genuine creep (a role Aubrey Plaza was born to play). It was much funnier than I expected too.

tangenttangent, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:05 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/M4oWbkF.jpg

42= The Levelling
w/d: Hope Dickson Leach
46 points, 3 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

Ragnarok is the best Marvel movie (low bar)

xp

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

on pace for a record number of films i've never heard of. at least that one is cuz it's British

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:17 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/GRW1vB1.png

42= The Disaster Artist
d: James Franco w: Scott Neustadter & Michael H. Weber
46 points, 3 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

I thought "the disaster artist" was disappointing. Wiseau is just far too strange a dude to be portrayed as a loveable eccentric dreamer. Seems like a missed opportunity and the biggest laughs were just stuff taken from the movie itself.

Although I didnt know the guy was so loaded before I saw the movie. Where did all Wiseau's money come from?!

― Michael B, 29 March 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

this has got to get better soon

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

"Disaster" indeed

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/BTUWyUF.jpg

42= Western
w/d: Valeska Grisebach
46 points, 3 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

Voting for that next year.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

great film, didn't vote for it this year

devvvine, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

First of my votes to place :)

Frederik B, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

Ingrid Goes West wasn’t doing anything particularly unexpected, but I love it when the protagonist of a film is a genuine creep (a role Aubrey Plaza was born to play). It was much funnier than I expected too.


Otm, I thought this movie was great and iirc it was in my top 10 on my ballot. “Creep” is an understatement, she’s a total sociopath, I was stunned by how dark and uncomfortable that movie was.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

I was curious about that one but at the same time I felt like I'd seen the entire thing in the trailer

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link

xp Although I disagree that it wasn’t doing anything unexpected - so few movies (esp. wide release comedies) feature completely insane and repulsive characters who are given no reprieve.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

i have no idea if a good social-media monster movie has been made. trying Unfriended next maybe.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

I was curious about that one but at the same time I felt like I'd seen the entire thing in the trailer


Yeah I went in totally cold, if I saw any promo I probably wouldn’t have been as surprised by its relentlessness.

flappy bird, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:41 (five years ago) link

Western is currently #1 on my 2018 ballot

i know kore-eda (or something), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

The Levelling was understated at the time but has grown on me in retrospect and it feels very Necessary and Of Its Time in a UK spirit-of-the-age way - it has a memorable ambience. Score another one to the imago/tt household

imago, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

Also, it's a debut feature that's actually good, which is always exciting

imago, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

was talking to my son and his girlfriend earlier tonight about Unfriended - they didn't think much of it and said it only made visual sense if watch it on a laptop, i'm guessing it's not for you Morbs.

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 20:57 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/tqj1Aap.jpg

40= Detroit
d: Kathryn Bigelow w: Mark Boal
49 points, 3 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link

We were going to see Detroit but i read a few things like this http://thegrapevine.theroot.com/i-walked-out-of-detroit-because-wtf-man-1797338083 and we decided not to and then didn't even go to the movies after all.

― El Tomboto, 18 August 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link

I forgot that movie existed.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link

enjoying these pull quotes sic

devvvine, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:18 (five years ago) link

Well made, not that well thought out.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

And yeah, the quotes are great, lol.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

Detroit shook me right up. That and The Levelling the only two I've voted for so far.

Alba, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

Oh, and Western, of course.

Alba, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

what we're gonna do right here is go back

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/nnX2osW.jpg

40= Toni Erdmann
w/d: Maren Ade
49 points, 2 votes 1 #1

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:31 (five years ago) link

Placed at #1 in 2016, with 18 votes, 475 points, and 2 #1 votes.

I really need to give it another shot because I do think it has enough going for it that it deserves as much but after all the rapturous acclaim, I found this movie kind of a letdown. Humor-wise, I didn't find it all that funny beside those two scenes (Whitney and nudity), but that being said, those two scenes are the funniest scenes I've seen in movies in years.

― Murgatroid, Wednesday, 4 January 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

Just realised that all three I've voted for so far are directed by women and I would have probably voted for Toni Erdmann too if it wasn't so old.

Alba, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

The mixed reaction to Detroit is kind of interesting.

Get Out was a horror movie about social commentary; Detroit was the inverse, a social commentary movie shot like a horror movie. I liked em both

5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

It is probably some posters I like who has voted for Erdmann again, but don't do this ffs!

calzino, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

well not again, but for a previous winner.

calzino, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

^ bad opinion

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

maybe the best film of the decade so i won't begrudge it

imago, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

p sure unfriended was in my top-5 last yr

johnny crunch, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link

Unfriended was 2014 festivals, theatrical 2015. the Channel 4 all-takes-place-in-laptops film Cyberbully w/ Maisie Williams off of the telly was also 2015.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link

I hope there’s a Fred B quote for every movie.

― devops mom (silby), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Some good ones so far

xyzzzz__, Tuesday, 24 July 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

you've been pulled for one placing tomorrow

Back in the PST morning / NYC afternoon / Britishes evening for #39-20 or so.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 24 July 2018 22:30 (five years ago) link

sure you guys like anybody who doesnt know what year it is

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 00:02 (five years ago) link

Glad I was able to sneak a quote into this poll in lieu of not submitting a ballot. Tried to compile one but The Last Jedi made my top ten and I realized I saw way too many good-not-great movies

Vinnie, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link

sure you guys like anybody who doesnt know what year it is

^ not going to vote for the bear film until a 2018 poll

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 01:57 (five years ago) link

voting for bear film again next year. and year after that. we all need a bit of bear film to lighten up our lifes.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 06:54 (five years ago) link

Can't vote again for Bear film if the world ends this year.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 08:04 (five years ago) link

Vote for bear film, save the world

Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 09:06 (five years ago) link

Tried to compile one but The Last Jedi made my top ten and I realized I saw way too many good-not-great movies

There's always one post like this - please vote next year, ILX needs you to push the waves of ILF back.

In other news, this is a long list of things that are not better than Thor: Ragnarok.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 11:00 (five years ago) link

I voted for the thunder god movie. It isn't better than Western or Toni Erdmann.

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 11:33 (five years ago) link

It's not, no. I would probably put it on my top 50.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 13:27 (five years ago) link

lol relax nerd, this poll won’t affect the rotten tomato score

Centipedes? In this economy? (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link

Vinnie is correct. I only saw about 55 eligible releases from last year, and when I drew up a rough list of 25, The Last Jedi got one of the last spots. I said, "OK, obviously I need to cut it off at 20."

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 14:16 (five years ago) link

Good mourning!

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

so is the bear movie God's Own Country?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

They are all the bear movie

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

you guys and your injokes

"ragnarok" is the sound i make when i'm tryin to cough something up btw

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

speaking of snobby-ass highbrow shit about aging and death by long-time auteurs that ppl voted higher than Thor: Ragnarok

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/grLn6qN.jpg

39. Logan
d: James Mangold w: James Mangold, Michael Green & Scott Frank
51 points, 5 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

Logan taken me by surprise, it was quite stirring at points and seeing an adorable little girl brutally murder adults was thrilling. But somehow I can't say I liked it or recommend it that much.

― Robert Adam Gilmour, 28 November 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:14 (five years ago) link

not a terrible movie but not a good one

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

the idea of Logan is hilarious.

like I have no idea how or why it exists, but someone was like "what if we made a children's movie ... for adults" and they did it. I know it's not the same, but it's almost like making a billion dollar version of a deviantart drawing where woody and buzz lightyear fuck or something

5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:21 (five years ago) link

like making a billion dollar version of a deviantart drawing where woody and buzz lightyear fuck or something

This is pretty much the future of cinema.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

"logan" oddly reminiscent of "children of men" in a lot of ways

. (Michael B), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/BKWloJr.jpg

38. Free Fire
d: Ben Wheatley w: Amy Jump & Ben Wheatley
53 points, 4 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

Free Fire being talked about anywhere? Just watched it, I actually found the first act more intresting than the fire fight, which tested my patience. Appreciated it as an exercise, but I don't think they really pulled it off. Some good lines though.

― chap, Thursday, 17 August 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

i'm with chap

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

a concept so uninteresting i might never watch another Wheatley film again

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

Huh

This was alright, far from their best

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

cheers for turning into Edgar Wright tho, we really needed two of them

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

This was great fun. Score ANOTHER to ILX's Charlton massive

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:36 (five years ago) link

This wasn't Edgar Wright, it was Martin McDonagh, and better than most of his stuff

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

Logan, Ragnarok – I saw them, didn't get the praise, they ran like overlong MU films

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

living in a world of MU films you're bound to ascribe a bit of gravitas to the extra-long po-faced ones

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

i guess the genre chaff will continue most of today

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/geQUHT8.jpg

37. Happy End
w/d: Michael Haneke
54 points, 5 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

I kinda forgot about this

I will make sure to vote for his tv show when it comes out tho

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:45 (five years ago) link

That one only premiered in 2018 in Denmark, so nobody should have been allowed to vote for it!!!

Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

got added to my revised ballot due to coming out in the US in 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FiiMRzu.jpg

36. Zama
w/d: Lucrecia Martel
56 points, 3 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

Zama (Lucretia Martel, 2017) - a very smart adaptation of a not v filmable book where Martel is bringing in her own eye to this skeleton of a story of an utterly ordinary man who cannot go back home. Shades of Apocalypse Now (without the hippie-dom) and Coup de Torchon but its very much its own thing.

― xyzzzz__, 31 May 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

Fucking loved this, will rank it very highly next year

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:15 (five years ago) link

Saw it at the NYFF last year, gave it a 7/10. Did not open in the US til this spring, so I did not list it.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

I loved this loads, only just saw it the other night.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:17 (five years ago) link

Zama is often inscrutable but beguilingly so.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

This year's list is ... just so very strange.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

free fire v inferior stuff

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

In a perfect world Zama is a good 50 places ahead of Free Fire. Potentially Wheatley's most underperforming film given the resources.

Minister of the Pillow (fionnland), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Jq5jqvd.jpg

35. God’s Own Country
w/d: Francis Lee
58 points, 6 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

God, this Country's toxic now. I had this feeling watching God's Own Country last night which is excellent and very much worth seeing. It's about Brexit and gay sex, so, something for everyone.

― jed_, 6 September 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

in a perfect world i've seen Zama. fortunately i can go about correcting this thanks to you guys! meantime i make no apologies for wheatley fanboying; free fire was not THAT high on my ballot but i felt the need to include it. think of it as revenge for you all getting high rise wrong

ah here's another one i intend to see

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

excellent movie, excellent jed quote!

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link

the same leading actor was in an ultraviolent Thai prison/kickboxing movie, that I fell asleep watching on sat night.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

Oh man Zama is amazing.

devops mom (silby), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

Je suis bear movie

devops mom (silby), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

I would love to roll around in the mud with those two actors, but GOC was 'just' a good first film

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

I liked God's Own Country okay, but I don't think I got as much out of it as others seemed to. I really liked the end credits photo montage of old timey photos of farmers--meant to imply that gays have always been a part of farming, I guess? If that's the point, I think the film would have been more interesting as a period piece (though, to be fair, there is little to distinguish it as belonging to 2017). I also didn't buy the ending at all. The actor who played the Romanian migrant was fantastic though; I would have vastly preferred the film to have been about him instead.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:49 (five years ago) link

There's a scene in the living room where the mom leaves them alone that is the most erotic moment among last year's crop of LGBT films.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

The actor who played the Romanian migrant was fantastic though; I would have vastly preferred the film to have been about him instead him to marry me.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

I read grumblings in year-end retrospectives that GOC >>>> Call Me By Your Name because "authentic" and all that, but how so – cuz it has dirt and they speak in thick accents? It's as fantastical in its own way as CMBYN.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

I still haven’t seen this but the still is funny

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

Alfred OTM about GOC and CMBYN both being fantasies.

To be fair, I don't want tragedy from the former; just an acknowledgement that things aren't as simple as the film leaves them at the end.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

I didn't get that sense; all the director does is lay out that the mom accepts the relationship cuz she needs the help. It's very much like a William Trevor story.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:56 (five years ago) link

Does she do a corny speech?

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

next up, two films that placed last year get their shoulders jammed together trying to get back in the door

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:04 (five years ago) link

Does she do a corny speech?

― jeremy cmbyn (wins),

She has four sentences total in the film so

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/2O11wb3.jpg

33= Certain Women
w/d: Kelly Reichardt
59 points, 3 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

Placed at #9 in 2016, with 8 votes and 223 points.

otm, I think the editing is key to her style. It lets her take those long pauses because her cuts are so good. Sometimes she can get a little on the nose with it, but usually it's surprising and interesting. And she has a good eye for deadpan, which shows up in odd places. The repeated takes of the corgi were hilarious and cute but in a totally naturalistic way -- corgis are hilarious and cute.

― tipsy mothra, Sunday, 6 November 2016

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

Ah shit I didn’t vote for this in either year for some reason. Easily one of my very faves of whatever year I saw it in and has stayed with me more than some stuff I did vote for

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

I'm just going to vote for Sherlock Jr. every year.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

Alfred otm about GoC, except that old woman is the dude's grandmother. Put the subtitles on.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/MnkPPT4.jpg

33= I Am Not Your Negro
d: Raoul Peck (doco)
59 points, 6 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:14 (five years ago) link

Placed at 18 in 2016, with 7 votes and 163 points.

I Am Not Your Negro was very good. Not a perfect movie - I think the editing of the first 20-30 minutes was trying to hard, like he didn't trust the material - but the last hour was great. I hope people see it.

― EZ Snappin, 18 February 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:15 (five years ago) link

Imagine if everyone had the opportunity to see these in the same year, some of this mid-countdown stuff would be top 10 I reckon

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

Like zama will def place again next year

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

She has four sentences total in the film so

Lack of corny speech from accepting parent def a plus 👍

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

I loved Certain Women, especially for the Stewart/Gladstone segment, and I only saw it this year, so I'm ok with people voting for it.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

wait a second Certain Women came out the weekend before the presidential election wtf is it doing here. i mean yeah it is a masterpiece but this thing of movies placing in two different year end lists is extremely off the money

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

GOC was a debut? I guess it pairs up nicely with The Levelling as much as anything else (families, young ppl, farming, Brexit, drama)

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

xpost

Probably had different release dates in Europe, etc.

For what it's worth, I see about 98% of the new movies I watch from library rentals, so everything's a good 6 months to a year late for me anyway. But that's why I don't vote in these things.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link

Voted for CW last year.

flappy bird otm

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link

Flaps I’m not explaining how time works again just search back thru all of my on the money posts in every single one of these threads

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

don't worry, people still vote for things that screened in exactly two cities in the entire world

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/H0MYkJK.jpg

32. The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected)
w/d: Noah Baumbach
63 points, 4 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:27 (five years ago) link

Sandler is a serious hurdle for me

― Οὖτις, 4 October 2017

adam sandler sucks

― marcos, 4 October 2017

Baumbach kinda sucks shit too let's be real

― kurt schwitterz, 4 October 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link

Tried to compile one but The Last Jedi made my top ten and I realized I saw way too many good-not-great movies

There's always one post like this - please vote next year, ILX needs you to push the waves of ILF back.

In other news, this is a long list of things that are not better than Thor: Ragnarok.

― Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

There is no need to fight it - Poptimism is dead and Brexit is happening.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link

i also voted for the Baldwin doc last year.

Groundhog Day should win the poll.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

had Meyerowitz at #7; v slept-on imho

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

would have shortlisted Sandler for best actor too, not something i wd've ever envisioned typing

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:32 (five years ago) link

xp If you really don’t want things placing twice the onus was surely on you to wait a year before voting rather than on us to travel back in time from when we could see it to when you were voting

Because of how time works

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:33 (five years ago) link

the same leading actor was in an ultraviolent Thai prison/kickboxing movie, that I fell asleep watching on sat night.

calzino, this one? if so, which leading actor?

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt4080956/

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:34 (five years ago) link

Really, the solution is to always do the poll in late July so nearly everything that opens on one continent the previous year will have had 7 months to spread, like a social disease.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

xp
I'm wrong, it's Joe Cole in this one, who looks quite similar to Josh O Connor.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

Actually rather agree with the late July idea

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

It's a time of year where I need encouragement and impetus to see more films

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

lol Whiney, that's a path we don't reckon with

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link

Yeah I was gonna say we should do this in the middle of the year every year to avoid these double placements. I live in a mid-sized city in the USA and often get less than half of the prestige/quality art house films until early the next year, often going all the way into March.

Regarding Certain Women:


Flaps I’m not explaining how time works again just search back thru all of my on the money posts in every single one of these threads

― jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, July 25, 2018 2:26 PM (six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

don't worry, people still vote for things that screened in exactly two cities in the entire world

― 16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, July 25, 2018 2:27 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Certain Women came out in Europe in March 2017, and was released on home video in June. this could've been avoided & could be in the future by delaying the poll til mid-summer

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

and in the USA it opened pretty wide for an indie movie in the fall of 2016

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

like, is Moonlight going to show up next? that was the last movie I saw before the election

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:44 (five years ago) link

hello nerds, I see you funhaters placed John Wick 2 & Thor Ragnarok TOO LOW

sticking around in the hopes that Kong Skull Island cracks the top 10 :D

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

I mean we can hold the poll in midsummer if the pollrunner agrees, just don’t come the “huhhhh? I saw this last year I don’t understand how this could possibly have happened” shit every fucking year

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/50lXXJL.jpg

31. The Shape of Water
d: Guillermo del Toro w: Guillermo del Toro, Daníel Kraus and Vanessa Taylor
68 points, 4 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

This was ok but there’s such a disconnect between the romantic, fanciful tone the movie aims for and the fact that it’s about a goddamn slimy fish monster.

There’s barely even a buildup to the romance! Sally Hawkins is making fuck eyes almost as soon as she sees the thing. Does she have a fetish for nicitating membranes or something?

Also can you imagine how ungodly this thing must smell?

― latebloomer, 24 December 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

it stinks

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

For all of the hullabaloo over the interspecies romance, I thought it was the most underdeveloped aspect of the film. I liked it, but its a better piece of filmmaking than writing, for sure.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

It's july and I still haven't seen Zama, so who's laughing now, huh?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

Zama would have been my #1 if I'd voted probably

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

Simon!!

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

Vote for it next year

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

Zama was high on my ballot this year but after seeing how low it placed I'm definitely voting for it again next year

Dan S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

I never vote in these cause I only see like 30 movies a year

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

(I used to see, like, 300)

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:07 (five years ago) link

That’s a poor excuse, mordy sees three a year and even he takes the time to put together a top 3 ffs

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

Mordy did a top ten and half of them have placed already. this satisfaction could be yours too!

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

I don't really get the arguments over something like Certain Women (which I liked better the second time and voted for). It played in Toronto at TIFF, and then I'm almost positive opened for a short run in early 2017. I don't go to TIFF. Voting for it seemed perfectly reasonable.

clemenza, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:13 (five years ago) link

I'm definitely voting in the next ILM album poll as i hear at least two per year these days

after seeing how low it placed I'm definitely voting for it again next year

assuming this poll is roughly based on Pazz & Jop, this should not be permitted

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:17 (five years ago) link

true, but if the poll were based on Pazz & Jop wouldn't we also be adding last year's votes into this year's, with Toni Erdmann would win two years in a row?

Dan S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

*winning

Dan S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:20 (five years ago) link

Is it me or is this shit worse than usual this year?

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

as i remember it, Dan, there was an asterisk for those albums, saying "received (x) votes last year" -- but they were not added

but i could be wrong

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

the points totals start taking some bigger leaps from here

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/z2gJlQZ.jpg

30. The Square
w/d: Ruben Östlund
78 points, 5 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

a dark satire of the people atop the institutions of high contemporary art that won the palme d'or this year, for some reason. a couple great scenes and some quality dry LOLs, but overall i found it underwhelming and solidly an hour too long. claes bang is extremely handsome.

― flopson, Wednesday, 22 November 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

wow

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

The good parts of this are really good tho

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

didn't like the trailer, reviews were mixed, and i thought Östlund's avalanche comedy was overrated

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

As someone said on the thread (& I said about I think wiener-dog) there is no surer sign of bankruptcy than going for the low-hanging fruit of “a satire of the contemporary art scene!”

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

that extended performance art scene at the fancy museum dinner started out feeling embarrassing but by the end was so brutal I had to look away

Dan S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

there is no surer sign of bankruptcy than going for the low-hanging fruit of “a satire of the contemporary art scene!”

tbf it is a satire about a whole lot of things, not just the art world. It's the AK to Force Majeure's pistol

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

couldn't stand this

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

most things don't need satires -- most things are bad enough!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

TOO LOW!

Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

(shrug) I laughed a lot, but it was easily half an hour too long

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

number 3 on my ballot, it rocks

5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

Agreed that we should put off voting until at least July for the previous year.

a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

Perhaps not quite as good as his masterpiece Play, but a lot better than Force Majeure. I didn't see it as satirizing the art world as much as class structure in Sweden in general. Modern art being just as much an ostentatious display of societal power as the horse statue that get's broken in the first scene. It's not subtle, but I loved it.

Frederik B, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:47 (five years ago) link

The vagaries and varieties of international film distribution ARE fascinating imho, worth discussing here and elsewhere - geographic patterns of taste and fashion map onto the way we receive/view every film that we see. For myself, I just use this poll - and the x film thread - as a diary of things seen and enjoyed. So if I were to look back at this poll sometime, I would remember that I saw Toni Erdmann for the first (and so far only) time in 2017, and then think back to the 'controversy' about it topping the Sight and Sound poll of 2016 w/out it being released in the UK at the time.

Ward Fowler, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

I got bored of Toni Erdmann and missed probably the last half -- should I go back and see the last half?

Philip Nunez, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:51 (five years ago) link

yes

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

I rarely watch contemp movies a second time and Toni Erdmann benefited from the second viewing.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

the birthday party scene and the scene in the park afterwards were both amazing, and iirc they occur in the second half. plus Plainsong at the end!

Dan S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/MWalOU6.jpg

29. Ex Libris: The New York Public Library
d: Frederick Wiseman (doco)
86 points, 6 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

Ex Libris is very much of a piece with At Berkeley and National Gallery: the day-to-day flow of what happens there, mixed with endless meetings where board members try to figure out ways to secure funding and keep the institution operational. I've thought all of Wiseman's recent films with the exception of Boxing Gym were great, and this one is too. I will say, though, that he finds more interest in those meetings than I do.

― clemenza, Tuesday, October 31, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:02 (five years ago) link

Oh we saw The Square and liked it recently (tt more than me) but couldn't be bothered to adjust our ballots to include it. Doesn't always hit but it is wonderfully disgusted at many of the right things, and it gets pretty weird towards the end too

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:06 (five years ago) link

The only film I added to new list.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

for anyone who has a card from a participating library, the public library streaming app Kanopy has what looks like the ENTIRE Wiseman filmography (except Ex Libris) at the moment, I think maybe inspired by current interest in this film

Dan S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:12 (five years ago) link

liked it fine, just not quite enough to vote for.

the NYPL also has all the FW DVDs, which they did not 2 years ago.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:14 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/eBNgKed.jpg

26= A Ghost Story
w/d: David Lowery
96 points, 8 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

I thought this was very bad, presumably there is no ILX quote bigging it up?

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link

hi!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:28 (five years ago) link

saw it exactly a year ago before a week of laying on the beach, so it was ideal prefatory material

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

All the quotes so far have been ilxors equivocating so maybe everyone loved it

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

couldn't get past the Peanuts costume image to the box office

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

what do you mean? Under a sheet is the best way to look at Casey Affleck.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

when there are no quotes, it's because I couldn't find anything being said about the film at all (outside of the (x) movies you saw thread)

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FD98t0d.jpg

26= On Body and Soul
w/d: Ildikó Enyedi
96 points, 6 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link

Just watched On Body and Soul. It was completely different to anything I had imagined it would be...sort of a muted, magic realist melodrama. What a bizarre career the director seems to have had.

― tangenttangent, Sunday, 4 March 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:43 (five years ago) link

Thanks for the reminder.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

no memory of that, i see it won the top prize in Berlin. my Letterboxd is very lukewarm on it.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:47 (five years ago) link

also it played a bunch of US fests last year, no distribution til online this year

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:51 (five years ago) link

It was on MUBI

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/MjJmauK.jpg

26= The Big Sick
d: Michael Showalter w: Kumail Nanjiani & Emily Gordon
96 points, 7 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

let's see:
1) completely unlikeable, unctuous lead
2) you expect there to be some tie-in to the healthcare crisis in a movie called THE BIG SICK, but nope, everything is fine! no bills, no loans, no evil insurance companies
3) not funny at all. it's the epitome of contemporary comedy consisting of simply "making good points," bland moralizing & half-baked drama at the expense of jokes
4) vapid navel-gazing autobiography. again, you expect a movie called THE BIG SICK to make some comment on healthcare in America, but it's just the story of how Kumail and Emily met & got married
5) another piece of post-Louis dross that expects us to sympathize with the most loathsome and untalented people on earth - open mic stand ups. fuck off

― flappy bird, Tuesday, July 18, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

completely unlikeable, unctuous lead
2) you expect there to be some tie-in to the healthcare crisis in a movie called THE BIG SICK, but nope, everything is fine! no bills, no loans, no evil insurance companies

The Big Sick as directed by Ruben Östlund.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 20:58 (five years ago) link

Michael Showalter was in The State, so no, I haven't bothered to see any of his films.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

A Ghost Story and On Body and Soul were both similarly subdued and were both very watchable, but I think I preferred the more enigmatic ending of A Ghost Story

I didn't realize films can be nominated for the foreign language academy award before they have a commercial release in the US

Dan S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link

in fact, usually that seems to be the case for most of the nominees

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/gxi56Gm.jpg

25. Coco
d: Lee Unkrich & Adrian Molina w: Many Trained Story Technicians
100 points, 6 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

Happy for the universal outrage I saw for the frozen short. Even my 4 yo was like when is the movie with the Skeletons going to start.

― Jeff, 26 November 2017

i loved coco but i don't really get how you could be into this and not into any other pixar movies? but also i don't really care

― NA, 7 March 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

I agree with flappy that the big sick was kind of a charmless slog, but uh I didn’t find the title as infuriatingly misleading as he seemed to

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link

Coco might be my favourite Pixar AND Disney movie. It's incredible

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

yeah I think Coco is my favorite Pixar movie too

Dan S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

Coco might be my favourite Pixar AND Disney movie. It's incredible

more than Three Colours: Blue?

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:17 (five years ago) link

thought about watching Coco before voting; too busy watching Twin Peaks

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:22 (five years ago) link

There weren't 24 better films than coco in 2017 (or 2016/18)

i know kore-eda (or something), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/YiBB5Xy.jpg

24. The Death of Louis XIV
d: lbert Serra w: Albert Serra & Thierry Lounas
102 points, 4 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:29 (five years ago) link

Placed at 40 last year, with 3 votes and 81 points.

GODDAMMIT if only we had strict rules that films which previously placed can't be voted for again. Let's hear from one of those feckless 2017 voters though:

Very much liked Serra's The Death of Louis XIV, both Leaud's expiring king of cinema/France and the unexpectedly clinical payoff. "We will do better next time."

― Dr Morbius, October 24, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link

been meaning to watch a ghost story for easily a year

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link

just saw this, also just saw Jean-Pierre Leaud in La Chinoise. such bookends

Dan S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

ahahahahaha im glad that was my pull quote

re: the title I remember the advertising leaned on the healthcare thing heavy & iirc the movie did too? I don’t remember

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link

Ohh right it wasn’t really dealt with at all in the movie

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

Yay Coco!

Meh The Big Sick.

BTW, I'm keeping track of the countdown on Letterboxd

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

Liking this crazy mish-mash '18/'19 poll.

Serra was my no 2, Happy End no 4 (I called it Happy Days lol), Graduation no 3. Also voted for God's Own Country.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:44 (five years ago) link

i forgot to vote for shape of water, that shd be higher imo

johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link

agree with AF

agree with flappy re big sick

wasnt a better movie than shape of water this year that ive seen

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link

Kedi was shit. On Body and Soul appeared on MUBI twice and I could not be arsed. Big Sick sounds like the bollocks I'll catch on ITV 2 in a couple of years time

I'll vote for Zama next year - probably top 3.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

siked for birdman placing this year tbh

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:50 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/A0bfziS.jpg

22= Baby Driver
w/d: Edgar Wright
104 points, 8 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

the trailer for this made it look so good, but it was so lame. the script sucked, the kevin spacey twist at the end was totally unbelievable and out of place, the romance was lame (hmm yes let's drag this poor woman who you've hung out with exactly twice into your drama without asking her first), the choreography was dumb. the whole thing was just so... try-hard. it was like the director watched john wick and thought he'd try making a super slick, stylish, effortless crime caper too but ended up failing miserably.

― just1n3, Monday, July 24, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:52 (five years ago) link

re: The Square - like it just doesn't work, not least because it will only ever play at the kind of art centres its taking the piss out of. Did you all know that much art theory is imcomprehensible to ordinary people? That woman off Mad Men was in it haha omg.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:55 (five years ago) link

Hooray for On Body and Soul! I’m not normally one for sparsity but there was so much to think about in the silence that I didn’t mind.

Ghost Story left me cold until the futuristic bit and I only decided to like it at the very end of the film, at which point it totally wiped me out iirc.

tangenttangent, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link

Baby Driver was tight idk why so many ppl violently hated it (Anthony Bourdain perhaps most famously?) Never saw a trailer though, and I caught it in its second week when word of mouth had just started & wasn’t saturated yet.

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 21:58 (five years ago) link

as nice as it is to watch Ansel Elgort, I thought Baby Driver was kind of obnoxious, but I'm generally not a fan of heist movies

Dan S, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

Didn’t get The Square at all and I thought it was incredible. I really think the widely criticised plodding satire was a complete fake-out and it was ultimately a fragmented psychotic breakdown of a film and I liked that the allegiances were never clear. The whole thing reaked of failure, which I hope was inherent in the making process too. That shot of him in the trash was a great moment in 2017 cinema.

tangenttangent, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

did you all know that the highly educated white people that run arts centres and spout Marxist art theory all day long are unable to talk to black people?

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:08 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/bYgTKTk.jpg

22= The Death Of Stalin
d: Armando Ianucci w: Hellwyn Ballard, Brant, Dave Wickford, Freeform Villager
104 points, 6 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link

Laughing like a dickhead just watching the trailer.

― chap, 11 August 2017

honestly I saw it at TIFF and it was dece but certainly no IN THE LOOP. it feels weirdly slight for what's effectively framed as a huge story, whereas ITL managed to be v funny while also telling a complete story about how modern war legislation is sold. certain awful truths of the characters and period sit awkwardly with the lols. Friend and Isaacs are great and should both do more comedy

― Simon H., Sunday, 22 October 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:12 (five years ago) link

Can we try communism again don't give a shit what a bunch of British comedians say

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:15 (five years ago) link

yeah but dude it condemned millions of people to death or lives of grinding poverty

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:16 (five years ago) link

I didn't live through it man it didn't kill me lets have another go.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:17 (five years ago) link

just1ne otm

death of stalin was great imagine critiquing it as a critique of communism tho id be mortified

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

i should go watch this now

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

I str8 loathe Ianucci these days and can't be trusted to give him a fair hearing, but fwiw I thought this was complete cack.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:19 (five years ago) link

showreel trial

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:20 (five years ago) link

Simon OTM the movie loses so much momentum after 30 minutes and you’re just left bored and pissed off such a good cast & scenario were wasted

flappy bird, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

Only Isaacs was good, but that was more ball of energy.

Not really Ianucci's fault - very hard material to make a comedy out of.

xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

not nearly as hard as this made it seem.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

not hard at all, they managed it

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 22:59 (five years ago) link

I laughed so hard throughout Death of Stalin and also shivered and that's exactly what the film was about, in that regard it's a complete success, basically I don't agree with you guys but I love you all nonetheless.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link

I thought it was very funny and surprisingly moving. I'd have preferred everyone to be British, i guess, it would have made more sense and been funnier. Isaacs was the bomb but Andrea Riseborough's performance was stunning as well.

Britain's Sexiest Cow (jed_), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:16 (five years ago) link

Kedi was shit

what a strong opinion for that particular film

princess of hell (BradNelson), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:17 (five years ago) link

Baby Driver would've been better if there'd been a scene of Ansel and me making out.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:20 (five years ago) link

https://www.kedifilm.com/about/

xyzzzz is this thread's Psikopat

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

<3

imago, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:22 (five years ago) link

i reckon if Buscemi was a bit more shortarsed he'd make a cracking Yezhov. But the only way to improve The Death of Stalin would be to ditch Ianucci and that style of unsubtle, and unrelenting hard pummelling lol-tested zings in a non-stop manner, that makes me want to give up after 10 mins these days.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link

of all the posters to eschew unrelenting hard pummelling calz!

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link

I know I'm a wanker, but at least attempt to try and keep it polite!

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link

ha im not having a dig but your style once roused is notably uh..'direct' just sayin it struck me as a contrast to yr criticism of the movie (although yeah its a fair stick to beat DoS with, i just happened to enjoy it)

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:34 (five years ago) link

I might have even liked it myself at some earlier point of my life. I find as I get older some internal switches permanently click into the off position (including the switch marked "intelligence" some might say!) and things i used to be able to watch - i just can't tolerate much anymore.

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link

of all the posters to eschew unrelenting hard pummelling calz!

ha ha otm

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:43 (five years ago) link

i can barely even hard pummel a clove of garlic atm fwiw!

calzino, Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:47 (five years ago) link

Baby Driver would've been better if there'd been a scene of Ansel and me making out.

― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, July 25, 2018 4:20 PM (thirty-five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

<3

devops mom (silby), Wednesday, 25 July 2018 23:57 (five years ago) link

Spacey's proprietorial interest in Elgort would make Baby Driver a very difficult rewatch for me today.

Even if you give everyone an extra six months to see the films (and had a 'hype your favourite films' thread at the start of the year), you'd still need to sort out eligibility criteria - 'shown once in NYC on 31/12' would be a little silly.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:01 (five years ago) link

the future is perpetual polls covering the trailing 12 month period

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:02 (five years ago) link

Spacey's proprietorial interest in Elgort would make Baby Driver a very difficult rewatch for me today.


This was one of the only interesting things in the text of the film originally!


'shown once in NYC on 31/12' would be a little silly.

the rule is plainly "if Morbs went to that one screening it is eligible"

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:35 (five years ago) link

I think that’s as good a rule as any.

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:40 (five years ago) link

Not that I vote in these.

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:41 (five years ago) link

Ansel Elgort is the young Hollywood heartthrob who most makes me feel like Morbs regarding young Hollywood heartthrobs.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 00:55 (five years ago) link

i.e. you can't admit in public that you'd make out with him

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:01 (five years ago) link

i.e. give me a baseball player any day of the week

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 01:43 (five years ago) link

GODDAMMIT if only we had strict rules that films which previously placed can't be voted for again

lol yeah that wd be a stupid rule

how many of you 8 motherfuckers who voted for that smug Baby Driver even saw Death of Louis XIV?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:15 (five years ago) link

Oscar eligibility should be the marker

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link

usa, usa, usa.... lol

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link

Death of Stalin was just fine, and it's from 2018 in the good ol' USA

you can make comedy out of cancer, AIDS, nuclear war, and my dating history.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:19 (five years ago) link

i think yer all voting for so many '18 films here so you can put the new actionporn MISSION: UNSPEAKABLE in at least 5 slots next year

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:22 (five years ago) link

https://i.gifer.com/2Axk.gif

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:25 (five years ago) link

"how many of you 8 motherfuckers who voted for that smug Baby Driver even saw Death of Louis XIV?

― a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 02:15 (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink"

lazy dialogue etc

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 July 2018 06:12 (five years ago) link

what a strong opinion for that particular film

Thanks.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 July 2018 07:26 (five years ago) link

Seriously though playing up the quirkyness is the only thing ever allowed with a film abt cats.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 July 2018 07:31 (five years ago) link

Snakes with fur are just cruel and overrated vermin imo, but I love a good dog movie.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 07:36 (five years ago) link

Bet many ppl in Istanbul hate them but its going to a Western market so we gotta respect. Call it 'magical' too and there you go.

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 July 2018 08:07 (five years ago) link

Sorry folks, poll's on hold while I retabulate to remove xyzzz's votes. We don't tolerate hate speech in this establishment.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 08:38 (five years ago) link

Chris marker is sad and disappointed

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:07 (five years ago) link

“This is all you need in life: a computer, a camera, and a cat.” — Agnès Varda

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:13 (five years ago) link

re: The Square - like it just doesn't work, not least because it will only ever play at the kind of art centres its taking the piss out of

― xyzzzz__, 25. juli 2018 23:55 (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The Square sold 100.000 + tickets in Denmark, iirc, and I suspect it did just as well in Sweden. Sometimes filmmakers make films for their own context, y'know?

Frederik B, Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:16 (five years ago) link

Like Paddington bear?

xyzzzz__, Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:43 (five years ago) link

did big numbers in Peru iirc

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 July 2018 10:45 (five years ago) link

amazed at that Varda quote; it seems old ladies like cats!

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 11:11 (five years ago) link

cats are the enigmatic guards of a sacred cosmic plane of centered self-possession that humans can only reach by befriending felines. kedi was a pleasant afternoon date movie, kinda forgot about it.

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 26 July 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link

i normally love getaway car heist movies, and I like Edgar Wright but my god i did not like Baby Driver at all.
Ok that’s not true. I liked the music. That’s it.
The movie felt like a cross between an Apple commercial and a car commercial. dumb, annoying, stupid. SO annoying.

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 July 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

Bad year for overrated British auteurs beginning with 'W'.

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 26 July 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

I'm about 90% sure this ends with Phantom Thread first and Twin Peaks second--Twin Peaks simply requires too much of a time investment for it to have been seen by enough people to finish first. 9% that it goes the other way, and 1% I'm forgetting something obvious between them.

clemenza, Thursday, 26 July 2018 15:08 (five years ago) link

Bet many ppl in Istanbul hate them but its going to a Western market so we gotta respect

i feel like they interviewed many ppl in istanbul? like, i watched a documentary where that happened and it was called kedi?

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link

kedi was a pleasant afternoon date movie, kinda forgot about it.

― karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, July 26, 2018 7:12 AM (fifty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

otm though

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 15:11 (five years ago) link

earlier part of your post was also extremely otm karl but i am a horrible cat person

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 15:16 (five years ago) link

wha's a cat

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 15:20 (five years ago) link

not much, what's a cat a you?

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 15:39 (five years ago) link

gonna finish this off today?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 15:51 (five years ago) link

I think call me by your name will beat out twin peaks although obv I’m rooting for that not to be the case. Prob other things will too since many ppl won’t vote for it on principle

As ever I would welcome a classic ilx-style upset in the top spot as long as it isn’t star wars

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 15:57 (five years ago) link

I voted for a number of LGBT movies. Call Me By Your Name wasn't among them.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 15:58 (five years ago) link

i think several of the queer voters value BPM higher

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

Call Me By Your Name was more intoxicating as a Jewish liberal arts fantasy than a romantic fantasy.

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

whatever floats your peach

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

voted for both. I was thinking Get Out would win

Dan S, Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:06 (five years ago) link

A quick summary:

49 Graduation 40 points
49 Double King 40 points
49 Kedi 40 points
49 The Lego Batman Movie 40 points
48 Raw 41 points
47 John Wick: Chapter 2 43 points
46 Thor: Ragnarok 44 points
45 Ingrid Goes West 45 points
42 The Levelling 46 points
42 The Disaster Artist 46 points
42 Western 46 points
40 Detroit 49 points
40 Toni Erdmann 49 points
39 Logan 51 points
38 Free Fire 53 points
37 Happy End 54 points
36 Zama 56 points
35 God’s Own Country 58 points
33 Certain Women 59 points
33 I Am Not Your Negro 59 points
32 The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) 63 points
31 The Shape Of Water 68 points
30 The Square 78 points
29 Ex Libris: The New York Public Library 86 points
26 A Ghost Story 96 points
26 On Body And Soul 96 points
26 The Big Sick 96 points
25 Coco 100 points
24 The Death Of Louis XIV 102 points
22 Baby Driver 104 points
22 The Death Of Stalin 104 points

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link

Can we remove the disaster artist

F# A# (∞), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:12 (five years ago) link

Next up, a very gay bear movie

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/KsJe8w5.jpg

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/Q3uvwwa.jpg

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/bivByVx.jpg

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:16 (five years ago) link

oh, animation. no wonder i never gave it a thought.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

21. Paddington 2
d: Paul King w: Paul King, Simon Farnaby, and 30-odd credited punch-up readers
105 points, 6 votes 1 #1

https://i.imgur.com/Ze9CpT4.jpg

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:18 (five years ago) link

Lol is any of that true

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

Writing credits & number 1 votes I mean

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:19 (five years ago) link

Paddington 2 is wonderful down to the smallest detail. Even the "2" is introduced in a sweet, not-tacky way, on the title screen. I'd say I liked it more than the first one, but maybe I was just riding a Paddington high and ready for more.

― geoffreyess, January 24, 2018

Took a couple of kids from work to see it and laughed so hard at one scene I thought I wasn't going to stop. Stays true to the spirit of the original, too. Everybody in this is perfect.

― Noodle Vague, January 24, 2018

What a charmingly simple, innocent, calming, ridiculous movie this was. A couple of hilariously subtle jokes. My fave was when the inmates introduced themselves and one of them more or less was revealed as a politician, which earned another really subtle "no comment" callback a few beats later. Not sure I got the joke beyond the maybe obvious, but I love how Knuckles had "Knuckle's" (with the erroneous apostrophe) tattooed on his knuckles.

― Josh in Chicago, January 27, 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:20 (five years ago) link

oh, animation.

You might think Noah Taylor was all CGI, but every frame was actually hand-painted.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

This is probably less animated than the new Spielberg film

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

j/k, i might see this... someday

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:25 (five years ago) link

Same

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:26 (five years ago) link

wins - there was a list of ten or so writer & comedian types with "special thanks" or similar in the opening titles, and a massive list buried in the closing credits. I assume the ones at the start chipped in gags that got used, and the others didn't.

apparently it was all from reading and responding to King & Farnaby's script, not a collaborative room, or anyone else writing any drafts.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:32 (five years ago) link

A Bear Film Wes Anderson Rip

Chris L, Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:37 (five years ago) link

lmao at the reveal sic

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

This was good and I voted for it

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

Bad year for overrated British auteurs beginning with 'W'.

― Ward Fowler, Thursday, July 26, 2018 2:46 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

U DDNT

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:40 (five years ago) link

This means that a couple of extremely wonderful and obscure things have made the top 20, btw

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:41 (five years ago) link

What have you done

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

i am probably going to watch that political-scandal TV series where Hugh Grant licks Ben Whishaw's nipples first

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

The Banning of Louis XD was in my top 3 btw

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

lol

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:43 (five years ago) link

I did. A Very English Scandal. Amazon Prime from Friday. https://t.co/6ANoH1kpY3

— Hugh Grant (@HackedOffHugh) June 26, 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:46 (five years ago) link

haaa

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:47 (five years ago) link

I saw the beginning of that at my granny’s & it took me several minutes to work out that it was Hugh Grant under all that makeup

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

maybe he wasn't wearing any for once

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:51 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/GsDtre6.jpg

20. Dawson City, Frozen Time
d: Bill Morrison (doco)
106 points, 7 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

You would think a documentary about rediscovered silent-film footage in the Yukon would be a Trump-free safe haven, but no, there's no escape.
I had seen the trailer a couple of weeks ago, so I was looking forward to something dreamy and contemplative. It didn't disappoint on that count--I can imagine it playing Nuit Blanche at three in the morning. Not harboring any protective feelings about silent film in general, the ambient soundtrack helped make that happen, though it did get repetitive after a while.
What came as a surprise was how much history is packed into the film--everything from Grauman's Chinese Theatre to Kenesaw Mountain Landis to Fatty Arbuckle to Robert Service. And fires--there are so many of them in Dawson City it becomes a gruesome joke, like the drummers in Spinal Tap. Towards the end, where the couple who were instrumental in preserving all this film fill in the backstory, the husband says two innocuous words that provided the biggest laugh I've had at the movies this year.

― clemenza, Tuesday, 25 July 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:52 (five years ago) link

The trance-like qualities of Dawson City, Frozen Time worked, which means I was bored by the halfway mark.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

my #9, and I never thought that'd be the case for a documentary that opens with Christopher (Mad Dog) Russo

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

was it the footage of the 1919 World Series that did it?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:56 (five years ago) link

the doc that featured the brothel owned by Trump's dad or granddad perhaps with typical "the absolute best brothel in the western world, all the rest are shite" type modesty on the advert. I liked this but forgot to vote for it.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 16:58 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ZYg0imm.jpg

19. 120 BPM (Beats per Minute)
d: Robin Campillo w: Robin Campillo & Philippe Mangeot
107 points, 5 votes 1 #1

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

So it's possible that BPM aka 120 Beats Per Minute is the best thing I've seen all year... and one of the best films in a long time about political activism. I liked Robin Campillo's last, Eastern Boys, but this is tougher, grimmer, sexier.

― Dr Morbius, November 13, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:08 (five years ago) link

GREAT still.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link

#6 on my list

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

"tougher, grimmer, sexier" is my new dating profile

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:18 (five years ago) link

"low" but if it got 5 votes i'm assuming 7 of you saw it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

I really wanted to see this but missed the handful of screenings it had here

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

not found a version of this with ENG subs yet, its on my watchlist.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

It’s out on dvd in the us (I think)

Dan S, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/1Bhyj9M.jpg

18. The Ornithologist
d: João Pedro Rodrigues w: João Pedro Rodrigues & Joao Rui Guerra da Mata
114 points, 8 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

The Ornithologist is everything Staying Vertical should have been, a mishmash of landscapes, myths, times, and places, with identity a big factor, and a lovely sex scene on a sunny beach.

― Frederik B, Monday, 31 October 2016

I'm v keen to see The Ornithologist because of how beautiful the actor is.

― jed_, Wednesday, 28 March 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:27 (five years ago) link

feel a bit bad for only seeing the big obvious gay film last year

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

I loved Staying Vertical but The Ornithologist was great too

Dan S, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

never saw Dawson City because all my friends warned that the schmaltzy music completely ruined it.

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

wasn't esp keen on The Ornithologist, willing to try again

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:33 (five years ago) link

#3 on my list and a handy manual to buggery on the sand.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:35 (five years ago) link

BPM and The Ornithologist remain my big gay blindspots of the year.

I'm hesitant to watch Paddington 2 without having seen the first one. I don't recall it getting nearly as much hype or praise, unless I missed something?

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:36 (five years ago) link

what was your favorite queer film of 2017?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

xp I didn't see the first Paddington and it didn't matter, I loved Paddington 2 and sobbed the entire time

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:37 (five years ago) link

Ornithologist my #2, now this is beguiling. Loved to die like a man as well

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

i thought The Ornithologist was a right trip, my no7.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:41 (five years ago) link

what was your favorite queer film of 2017?

So far, I guess Thelma, but on my Letterboxd watchlist I currently have The Fabulous Allan Carr, Against the Law, 120 Beats Per Minute, The Wound, The Ornithologist, Beach Rats and a handful of shorts, so...ask me again in a couple of months?

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:44 (five years ago) link

Beach Rats was fucking great

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:45 (five years ago) link

how much ornithology is there in this film btw

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:47 (five years ago) link

I'm hesitant to watch Paddington 2 without having seen the first one. I don't recall it getting nearly as much hype or praise, unless I missed something?

#1 is very very good but #2 is something else, and built for adult viewers and film nerds as well as kids and families. you can totally jump in on #2, but the first one's on Netflix and #2 has a two day run back in US Regal cinemas on August 14 & 15.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:50 (five years ago) link

xp
plenty of hornythology tbf!

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:51 (five years ago) link

Less than last year’s Portuguese hit tbf imago

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:52 (five years ago) link

those portuguese and their avians

i guess an hour and a quarter of chaffinches is enough film ornithology for a decade or so

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

Beach Rats was fucking great

― flappy bird,

and I didn't like it except for the young lead. Gay!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ZF9xWdv.jpg

17. mother!
w/d: Darren Aronofsky
120 points, 8 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

aronofsky sucks imo so im not going to watch this. i didn't know he was dating jennifer lawrence!

― jim in vancouver, 14 September 2017

Visually, sonically, & psychologically, this movie was very compelling. The claustrophobia of the house, the constant closeups on Jennifer Lawrence, the nightmarish feeling of being unable to communicate with those around you & losing control of your environment... the lighting & Gothic atmosphere of the house & all its dust & debris & unfinished mess, all great... otherwise I thought it was pretty fucking daft and thematically shallow. Another movie about creativity and how hard it is to be an artist? Hard pass. So arrogant & uninteresting, & what's frustrating is there are sub-themes & tangents in here - fan/artist relationship; artist as deity & the one-way adulation & love between fan & artist - that are far more interesting than dwelling on how hard it must be to be someone's muse. A CRYSTAL? You must be fucking kidding me. And fwiw I found the violence & verbal abuse to be way over the top, gratuitous, obvious, & misogynist. He's a good technical director, but he should not write his own scripts.

― flappy bird, 16 September 2017

A lot of the criticisms are the opposite of how I felt about it. I thought it was deeply feminist and Christian

― Whiney G. Weingarten, 16 September 2017

I've never minded babies getting eviscerated in the hands of a mob.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, 17 September 2017

first half (with the family who invite themselves in) was a good surreal black comedy, second half (by the time kirsten wiig was instructing a militia to shoot fans of javier bardem's poetry in the face, i mean) was the worst movie i've ever seen. i now think daron aaronovfsky is a deeply stupid person (maybe i should have thought that a long time ago, but it's been a long time since i last saw a film of his). it's actually a feat how much the ending spoils whatever goodwill it had built up in me. sound design was cool (nailed the feel of a creaky echoey old house)

― flopson, Monday, 18 September 2017

I'm now going to see this just so i can complain about how terrible it is

― jim in vancouver, Tuesday, 19 September 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:57 (five years ago) link

Sounds too yucky for me.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 July 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link

Aronofsky is M Kermode's idea of an auteur, say no more.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:03 (five years ago) link

It's possible watching this the week after Irma affected my response.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

How the fuck did that place so high

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

Good job on “17!”

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:12 (five years ago) link

:)

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:13 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/7cWBsJL.jpg

16. The Killing Of A Sacred Deer
d: Yorgos Lanthimos w: Yorgos Lanthimos & Efthymis Filippou
124 points, 9 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

Idk, and I have yet to see it, but I get the feeling that if Lanthimos read your first post here, he'd be nodding in agreement, going "excellent... excellent." He did move you, in a big way, to dig in the trenches and defend a position that this is rubbish and cruel, "torture porn". Again, not seen it (yet), but he can't have done everything wrong, going off of your criticism of it.

― Le Bateau Ivre, November 7, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

Excuse me?

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

What's going on here

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link

LBI was right though, I hated Sacred Deer but am looking forward to The Favourite.

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:18 (five years ago) link

Beach Rats was on the low side of mediocre.

I am getting the scent of Eric H on these last two...

I've had Mother out of the library on twp separate occasions, haven't watched it yet.

Sacred Deer was an entertaining provocation but I didn't vote for it.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link

Hated those last 2 films

. (Michael B), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

lmao @ mother!

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

Is this the most lurkeriffic film poll yet

What’s gonna be shut out - I didn’t hate either of the last 2 but if they beat like a quiet passion that just about does it

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

(Whereas I know only Fred & I liked the Florida project so I’m ok with that snub)

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:23 (five years ago) link

i'm guessing fans of those last 2 saw them primarily as black comedies.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

I certainly did

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:25 (five years ago) link

Javi bardem and his giant face playing a character called The Poet, esp the way he played it, cannot be meant to be taken seriously

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:26 (five years ago) link

i'm guessing fans of those last 2 saw them primarily as black comedies.

I can't imagine anyone taking them as anything but.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

i would like to see this and have been told i would enjoy it

cannot believe how high a couple of films from the top of my ballot are going to be :)

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

Is this wrapping today or tomorrow?

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:29 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/cndd0fs.jpg

15. Faces Places
d: Agnès Varda & JR (doco)
138 points, 10 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link

It's too brief and amiable to give offense, but the reviews I've read that praise her attention to the working class don't mention how touristic the approach

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, October 12, 2017

You don't have to love JR to like the film. I'd probably sleep with him, tho.

― Dr Morbius, May 16, 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link

about right

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

Counterpoint to July poll advocates: this STILL hasn’t fucking shown here 😡

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

it's on amazon prime tho

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:36 (five years ago) link

and home video

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

😜

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

streaming on Netflix!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

mother! ruled sorry if this offends

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:38 (five years ago) link

I boosted Faces Places to my top 20 on second viewing

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

it's on amazon prime tho


Not here :-(

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

streaming on Netflix!

I just looked it up to add to my queue and the first "More Like This" suggestion was Despicable Me 3

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

it's deffo available in torrentland, but 95% of you lot don't seem to fuck with that format!

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/QoK4IyL.jpg

14. Dunkirk
w/d: Christopher Nolan
154 points, 9 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

oh my god it's like 3 hours long
― Mordy, 4 August 2016

does chris nolan's insistence on casting tom hardy then covering most of hardy's face with a mask have a basis in sexual fetish y/n

― bizarro gazzara, 21 July 2017

Shame Bobby Gillespie has such a cameo in this but at least he dies a hero.

― Stevolende, 21 August 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

oh ffs!

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:50 (five years ago) link

first film of Nolan's that I liked, and only after a second viewing

Dan S, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:51 (five years ago) link

at least Christian Bale wasn't in it

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

ugh

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:53 (five years ago) link

pleased to give dunkirk the award for... *checks notes*...loudest film of 2017

ant banks and wasp (voodoo chili), Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

Very rarely think of this film since I saw it, except for how loud it was.

Chris L, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:57 (five years ago) link

I feel like this thread title should just be changed to "A list of a bunch of films that came out awhile ago"

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 July 2018 18:58 (five years ago) link

P sure I voted for both Mother! and Sacred Deer - and yes, enjoyed as black comedies and as sidewise horror movies.

120 BPM will be high in my 2018 poll - it was on at the Glasgow Film Theatre for a week or so earlier this year, so I'm guessing it got a similar run at most major UK arthouses.

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:02 (five years ago) link

our Joel made a compelling case to me for Dunkirk being the least terrible Nolan film and not without merit. poll scores are fucking silly, obv.

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/VspQRGh.jpg

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

the FUCK outta here

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

... y'all

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

this is the fakeout

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

more like dumbkirk

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

lol jk

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/IVFGp0Z.jpg

13. Nocturama
w/d: Bertrand Bonello
182 points, 11 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

I didnt dig this.
"Oooh Im so full of ennui, lets blow up a bank!"
Its up on Netflix now btw

― Michael B, 20 September 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

way too fucking low!

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:08 (five years ago) link

had no idea Mac's mom was in Three Billboards

(still not gonna watch it)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

yes, but you know no Oscar nominations xp

as per the two #1s for Billboards, "seems more like #2" (h/t Peter Falk and Neil Simon)

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:09 (five years ago) link

Every time a critically lauded film I don't like very much appears in these results I think we've got all those out of the way and then another one appears. I don't include Dunkirk in this.

Alba, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:10 (five years ago) link

rewatched Nocturama last weekend; very dumb interpretations in some corners of the media. had it #4

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

I loved Nocturama, it reminded me of Bresson and was sexy and cool as fuck, and was bringing down capitalism.. so much to love!

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

oh lol good fakeout sic

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:11 (five years ago) link

i think people were disappointed it wasn't a 2 hour lecturer on responsible social democracy

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:12 (five years ago) link

Timing of posting mother! after Alfred’s ‘Gay!’ post was impeccable. I wish Gay! mother! had been a film that placed.

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link

let us all now pause to FP sic

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:18 (five years ago) link

i knew no good could come of some bloody Australian doing this

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

Killing Deer one was not my favourite 2017 film about deer, but I still really liked it. Given how much I loathed the Lobster, I expected nothing from it but it fell apart excellently.

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:21 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/CoWDPZH.jpg

12. Blade Runner 2049
d: Denis Villeneuve w: Hampton Fancher & Michael Green
186 points, 11 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:22 (five years ago) link

It was boring and turgid but the music and the look of the film were amazing. A lot of cool ideas that went nowhere in the end and yes I know it was a sci-fi movie but jaysus it was daft. Lacking any too intensity tbh. I've yet to see a Denis Villeneuve film that hasn't bored me yet.

― Michael B, 6 October 2017

Listened to the score today - haven't seen the film - and it's exactly what I expected : a very precise, very loud pastiche of Vangelis' og score. A hack copy, if you will.

― Capitaine Jay Vee, 7 October 2017

pro - pretty movie, good sound, good costumes, good scenery, cool futurist ideas
con - bad script, bad acting, huge plot holes, tired story, predictable, jared leto, sexism, bad philosophical ideas

― the late great, 7 October 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:22 (five years ago) link

this movie was lame

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

another joke? alas i suspect not

in my bottom 3

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:23 (five years ago) link

I like how this list is split between utter corporate rehash/branded garbage and unwatchable art films though - the state of cinema today, I guess

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:24 (five years ago) link

lol unwatchable

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

unwatchable?

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:25 (five years ago) link

how many of the art films have you watched?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

none, they literally could not be watched

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

my only hot take for today is that BR2049 was way more sexist than mother!

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:26 (five years ago) link

unless we're talking about one or two of the boysy shockmeisters cos they are hard to take sometimes but i wdn't really call them art

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:27 (five years ago) link

Blade Runner 2049 could have lost Leto and about a half hour of flab, but otherwise I liked it.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

i loved blade runner 2049 lol. i know i'm wrong

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

Blade Runner 2000 is the only film to feature a key creative recurring from earlier in the list

there was only one vote for Three Billboards IRL

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:30 (five years ago) link

It's nice to agree w/ Morbs and Shakey that Blade Runner 2 sucked

Ward Fowler, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:31 (five years ago) link

I loved Blade Runner 2049, it was my #6 I believe. Didn’t read Do Androids or watch the first movie until maybe a month before I saw 2049 and I liked it much more than both. Such a gloriously bleak and haunting world, captured PKD’s essence than most adaptations of his work. I thought it functioned as a tone poem and a mood piece, I didn’t care about the original movie or book and find this so much more engrossing and sad on a grand scale. Stunning movie.

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

wait, you thought this movie captured PKD's essence more than a PKD book?

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:33 (five years ago) link

the original movie and the book are irrelevant to how bad BR 2049 was

but since you brought it up it fundamentally *misses* PKD's essence imo, which is that humanity is defined by empathy (and not by, like, whether your memories are real or who your daddy was)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

No, the first movie and other adaptations. I liked it a lot more than the book, though.

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:35 (five years ago) link

movies shouldn't really bother being re-tellings of books tbf

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:37 (five years ago) link

not as good as total recall imo

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:38 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/gaY1LBY.jpg

11. The Lost City of Z
w/d: James Gray
197 points, 11 votes, 1 #1

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

i was also sorta bored by this, but not in an aggressively unpleasant way, since i still realy liked it. struck me as appropriate to the whole sober approach of the movie to never really allow the Ravel piece that pops up a few times to really take up all the space on the soundtrack--it always seems rather muted.

― ryan, 6 April 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:39 (five years ago) link

i promised myself i was never gonna fuck with BR 2000 but if i keep hearing how pretty and boring and vapid it is i'll probably end up seeing it eventually, plus Jared Leto has somehow become a guilty pleasure of mine

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

the original movie and the book are irrelevant to how bad BR 2049 was

but since you brought it up it fundamentally *misses* PKD's essence imo, which is that humanity is defined by empathy (and not by, like, whether your memories are real or who your daddy was)


Fair, but I’m speaking more towards the atmosphere and the world depicted in 2049 and the mood of the whole thing, which is, if not his essence, still essential to his work. When I read Flow My Tears it Now Wait For Last Year or Three Stigmata, the world is so vivid and specific, and as far as I’ve seen, that feeling has never been more accurately captured than in 2049.

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

it's extremely pretty and boring and vapid, nood xp

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:41 (five years ago) link

a very unconventional "man's adventure" period piece, still need a second viewing. had it #10

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

movies shouldn't really bother being re-tellings of books tbf


I agree, that’s why I loved 2049 - it was its own thing while still conveying these very specific worlds and moods and tones that leap off the page of a typical PKD book.

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:42 (five years ago) link

plz switch to discussing Lost City

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:43 (five years ago) link

Didn’t see it, carry on

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:44 (five years ago) link

The Lost City of Z felt, to me, like the kind of movie that might have been a major Hollywood release in decades past, but is treated as arthouse fare these days. I liked it.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

the first of 2 Robert Pattinson appearances in countdown

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:51 (five years ago) link

Not much in the scores between #11 and #10.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/PzNAgao.jpg

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

Oh, I'm sorry, I'll read that again.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/GYgHLNs.jpg

10. A Quiet Passion
w/d: Terence Davies
200 points, 11 votes, 2 #1s

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:53 (five years ago) link

too low, beautiful film

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

my #1 and #2

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

respectively

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:55 (five years ago) link

there's a hallucinatory clarity to Gray's film that has nothing to do with Boorman or Herzog; he's one of a kind among American directors.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

agreed

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

finally, would make out with Charlie Hunnam in the tall grass

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

Lost City was really pretty, especially in some of the final shots.

jmm, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

For some reason I completely slept on both of those. Might watch one tonight

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:58 (five years ago) link

hadn't heard of the Gray film, sounds p interesting. will put it on my list

Οὖτις, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

the first of 2 Robert Pattinson appearances in countdown

I had completely forgotten about that! (/repressed)

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 19:59 (five years ago) link

hey we liked the other one!

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:04 (five years ago) link

Quote for A Quiet Passion:

Sigh. I was the lone voter for more than half my ballot, including my #1. Fucking release dates...

― Frederik B, Thursday, 9 March 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:07 (five years ago) link

second view of AQP: future Governor Nixon still excellent, as is Ehle, but some real problems in the script and supporting cast. Knocked it to my second ten.

sic stick to the open-mike nights

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link

I really should want to see A Quiet Passion, huh?

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link

yes you should

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:15 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/UyHNJt1.jpg

9. Twin Peaks
d: David Lynch w: Mark Frost & David Lynch
219 points, 10 votes, 4 #1s

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (4373 of them)

Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (5930 of them)

Halfway through. This should take us to the bittersweet end.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:18 (five years ago) link

what's up 18 hour movievision show

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

Welp, guess Get Out takes it then.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:20 (five years ago) link

something has either been miscounted or my #s 1 and 2 completely went OFF amongst the lurkers

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

Some films still to place that I would never have expected to get this high...

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:22 (five years ago) link

A Quiet Passion made me think of mortal fragility and aching sadness and there were some tremendous performances. my no.1 and I watched it 4 times.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link

we're dickinson fans so completely unaccountable that we didn't see it. must correct

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

Twin Peaks voters = don't know what longform TV is
Get Out voters = don't know what a TV sketch is

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:29 (five years ago) link

Did not vote but happy that I am the quote for Lost City of Z, as it would have been my #1. Obsessed with it. Wonderful movie.

ryan, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:30 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/5GX9n5w.jpg

s⇂# ㄣ 'səʇoʌ 0⇂ 'sʇuıod 6⇂ᄅ
ɥɔuʎl pıʌɐp & ʇsoɹɟ ʞɹɐɯ :ʍ ɥɔuʎl pıʌɐp :p
sʞɐəd uıʍʇ ˙6

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:32 (five years ago) link

there were some beautiful sequences in AQP but i was disappointed. one character whose witticisms were meant to delight dickinson was partic painful

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:33 (five years ago) link

Uh! Must be something wrong with the ㄣ

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:34 (five years ago) link

let's see

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

Twin peaks amazing but should really be on next year’s list

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

that last twin peaks still looks like a tarkovsky movie

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/FRTKZyk.jpg

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:35 (five years ago) link

...and that one's a portlandia sketch

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

sic knows how to roll out a poll. keep em comin

karl...arlk...rlka...lkar..., Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

I rated sunset song higher than aqp iirc

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:36 (five years ago) link

i'm fine with the rollout engine being stuck in twin peaks mode

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

Completely missed A Quiet Passion, sounds great, will check it out.

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

Sic doing a great job, seems like a Good Time to drink a toast to himself (and gukbe)

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:38 (five years ago) link

hold on I think I've

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:48 (five years ago) link

gah, it is happening again

https://i.imgur.com/Knphn9t.jpg

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:49 (five years ago) link

Add all these points together and it's our winner.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:52 (five years ago) link

what year is this

princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

what year is this

― princess of hell (BradNelson), Thursday, July 26, 2018 8:53 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ㄣㄣㄣㄣ

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

imago has set this bit of the poll to the soundtrack of his Aphex Twin pre-cover

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:54 (five years ago) link

Which actually works surprisingly well

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:55 (five years ago) link

and #8 is....

THE ARISTOCRATS

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 20:59 (five years ago) link

sorely tempted to do 18 of these, but if people are strapped in, let's start running for the finish

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:01 (five years ago) link

deliver us from thy temptations

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:03 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/OF5bzK3.jpg

8. The Other Side of Hope
w/d: Aki Kaurismäki
225 points, 13 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

this movie was amazing

sort of a diptych with le havre, really

it's like if jim jarmusch movies were actually good!

― Tracer Hand, 21 January 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

The other side of Twin Peaks.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:05 (five years ago) link

awesome. glad to see it in the top 10. when Kaurismäki was promoting Le Havre, he said it was the first in a trilogy, and TOSOH is clearly the second installment, but this time he said it would be his last film. Hope he's wrong.

flappy bird, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:07 (five years ago) link

This kicked off a pleasant Xmas vacation watching older films.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:09 (five years ago) link

#2 for me

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:10 (five years ago) link

expound!

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:11 (five years ago) link

He had one film higher.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:12 (five years ago) link

I might be easily amused, but the first attempt at sushi scene, where a party of Jap tourists turn up was pure fucking hilarious imo.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link

uh I'm sure you're just trying to be brief in an internetty sort of way but you should've foregone that in this case

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/o9wKUBp.png

7. Call Me By Your Name
d: Luca Guadagnino w: James Ivory
243 points, 14 votes, 1 #1

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:15 (five years ago) link

well that is about 5 places lower than expected

lovely movie. gay fantasy? liberal arts fantasy? it's the italian holiday experience, hyperrealised

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

For whoever else who doesn't care to read through my Facebook longtypes:

1. Elio's character was a stereotype of a privileged young white gay man-- an avatar for that cancer within the gay community, which is, in short, The Ideal Version Of A Gay Man-- young, white, cute, rich, confident, starved for cock-- the Ideal Version Of A Gay Man that makes not-young, not-white, not-cute, not-rich, not-confident, not-cock-starved gay individuals feel worthless

2. Elio's disconsolate nature-- "oh, we have to suffer through these summers in Italy"-- was insulting and made him, to me, an unsympathetic character-- by the end of the movie, when he's literally crying at the camera, I'm wondering: "what about Elio is meant to compel me to continue watching this movie, if not his young, cute, rich, confident, starved-for-cock whiteness?"-- even friends of mine reaching out to me about "should I see this movie?"-- I'd say "no, pass on it"-- they'd respond "but the young actor is SO HOT"

3. The dialogue was poorly written to the extreme. It was so continuously, terribly awful that I figured that James Ivory was able to force this project into production

4. The scenario of this movie-- a 17-year old cockslut seduces an older visiting grad student-- was essentially the plot line of a porno, or more specifically, a yaoi manga-- and yet this movie offered none of the erotic satisfaction of a porn-- the best scenes were the ones where Armie Hammer monologues about the etymology of the word "apricot"-- and there was one long shot of them motoring off into the distance that was nice too-- but yeah, it felt nearly identical to a porno but with no actual payoff

5. Italy looked ugly, the female characters were props, the chain smoking mom seemed like an extra from a Morrissey song, Elio's female lover was debased over breakfast ("I almost had sex with (girl) last night"), even the professor dad confesses that he too! had faggoty tendencies, the only shot of food was a boiled egg, that Psychedelic Furs song repeated itself more times than I can count, Armie Hammer can't act

Basically I thought Timothée Chalemet was pretty good tho

But yeah especially in comparison to "Moonlight" this felt risible, the fact that it's getting praised to the high heavens makes me feel like nobody is immune to empathizing with the plight of a young white cutegay-- and it makes me even more frustrated that we face twenty-to-fifty more years more of "Whites Only, Please" on people's Grindr pages

― flamboyant goon tie included, 7 January 2018

Having lived for a year in L.A. and seeing what the proximity-to-the-film-and-porn-industry does to non-white non-cute non-young gay men in that city (i.e. it segregates them, devalues them, and creates this fucking nightmare-pool of weirdness), I saw this movie as further propaganda to the primacy of the young white gay male form within the gay aesthetic value system

In short, I thought this film was dangerous and insulting and I shit on it

― flamboyant goon tie included, 7 January 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

<3 fgti's take tbh

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:16 (five years ago) link

😴

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:20 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/PRsPBBr.jpg

6. The Florida Project
d: Sean Baker w: Sean Baker & Chris Bergoch
264 points, 17 votes

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

For awhile, yes, Alfred is right that the movie takes for granted that "these horrifying children are charming little dears" and, left-field quips aside, not remotely convincing. Eventually, it settles into truly expert "everyone has their reasons" territory -- many moments of unforced efficiency. (Am thinking of the interlude with Willem Dafoe's son, I think, saying he doesn't want to "do this anymore," and also clearly understanding why Dafoe's character feels compelled to continue. And how the sudden pattern of bathtime play interludes gently invites the audience into a new and unpleasant plot point.)
And it has a knack for portraying squalor in a way that makes it clear how adults can see their environment one way and kids another way entirely. But one of the movie's most obvious but well-realized examples -- the birthday fireworks a half-mile away from the real show -- just underscored how the abrupt ending didn't fucking work. After Tangerine, which had one of my favorite endings in recent years, this was a damp squib. Even taking into consideration how it brings "reality" crashing into a 6-year-old girl's life so violently she has nowhere to turn to but desperate fantasy. But the movie's a lot stronger when it sticks to things like the tourists' helicopter endlessly taking off: exciting to kids, a slap in the face to the destitute adults.
Still, I'll refrain from calling any filmmaker willing to devote serious career energies into depicting the American underclass condescending until we actually have anything remotely like an appropriate proportion of filmmakers devoting serious career energies into depicting the American underclass.

― Eric H., Monday, October 23, 2017

Watched this a week after Happy End and thought Haneke would get the mom to go on a killing spree at the nicer hotel - I suppose that would follow Morbs' they were just a bunch of shits hot take. Me and the friend I was with thought it would be a better ending.

― xyzzzz__, December 7, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

oh good -- my most hated movie of 2017, yay!

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:24 (five years ago) link

awful movie.. bad work ilx.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

this is another fakeout?

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:25 (five years ago) link

Cmbyn was my #6, but struggling to remember what I particularly liked about it. fgti's post seems completely otm.

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

fgti's post is otm if you're viewing it as a gay movie but it's a holiday movie

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:26 (five years ago) link

<3 Florida project, screenshot speaks for itself imo

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:27 (five years ago) link

frfr

5th Ward Weeaboo (Whiney G. Weingarten), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:28 (five years ago) link

even when fgti is otm in that post, he's still wrong

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/MPQoowb.jpg

5. Personal Shopper
w/d: Olivier Assayas
275 points, 14 votes, 4 #1s

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

I would say this is minor but it's not not top-drawer. His movies offer such unique pleasures it's hard for me to be too objective about them. I savor/anticipate them so. The crowd I saw it with was terrible and didn't seem to enjoy or even "get" the movie. I would love for him to widen his scope a bit more next time. Stewart is a great muse though.

― MFB, 20 March 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

<3

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

CMBYN tied in well with reading The Line Of Beauty recently too - especially that book's wonderful France segment. now there's something due a proper film treatment

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

I feel like this came out 3 years ago and I still haven’t seen it

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:33 (five years ago) link

there's definitely been a poll screwup btw - money is on sic basically looking at tt and i's #1 and #2 (which were the same, in opposite order) and just disqualifying them

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:34 (five years ago) link

I liked it, but 4 #1's?

Chris L, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:35 (five years ago) link

Ah jeez is Jedi in the top 5

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:36 (five years ago) link

Oh wait no I think I know the top 4

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link

Kristen's jumpers in this are a dream. Assayas does loneliness very well.

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link

I can't imagine one person enjoying The Florida Project that much, let alone 17.

Police, Academy (cryptosicko), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:37 (five years ago) link

3 of the top 4 are obvious. unless PT Threaderson is 2018, in which case....???...

Florida Project is a total fakeout

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:38 (five years ago) link

surely the obvious three and the other pattinson

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

the other pattinson IS one of the three

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link

loved PS

as for TFP There has been a 8th birthday party next door today, that never seemed to end. if only someone could have filmed it with oodles of class condescension and edited it into an unrelenting load of headache inducing shite that plays on single parent benefits scum cliches. sorry, but I hated it.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:41 (five years ago) link

there's definitely been a poll screwup btw - money is on sic basically looking at tt and i's #1 and #2 (which were the same, in opposite order) and just disqualifying them

tt's votes were counted, everything above your 9 minute youtube video was disqualified on karmic grounds

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link

personal shopper probably the high water mark for shooting people on their phones

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

except for maybe a bride for rip van winkle

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link

hang on

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/5zq6HXZ.jpg

4. Lady Bird
w/d: Greta Gerwig
295 points, 17 votes (2 #2s)

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

Damn even Armond White liked this

― omar little, November 20, 2017

Chalamet is resourceful enough an actor (and Gerwig gives him the space) to remind us why we found selfish dicks hot as fuck.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, November 20, 2017

Saw this tonight. I liked the last third better than the first hour--which is good, I'd rather have a film end strong. Favourite two things were the scene where Lois Smith suggested love = attention, and also Lady Bird's voiceover about driving around Sacramento (and the matching shots of her and her mom behind the wheel). I'm always moved by scenes where someone gets an acceptance letter in the mail for university--think I could name a half-dozen other good ones. And proms, I guess because I didn't go my own. I kind of wish Laurie Metcalf hadn't been given a milder version of the Mary Tyler Moore role from Ordinary People. She's just so funny on Roseanne; I missed that.

― clemenza, Monday, November 20, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

my favorite screamo song of the year is the last minute or so this all-screaming version of the Lady Bird trailer

I now present to you, the Lady Bird trailer, but I scream every word... pic.twitter.com/4W0BfwTZz9

— toni (@chalametweekes) January 26, 2018

― Simon H., Sunday, 28 January 2018 15:37 (five months ago)

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/TTLZiC3.jpg

3. Good Time
d: The Safdie Brothers w: One Safdie Brother & Ron Bronstein
333 points, 20 votes, 1 #1

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

they were big fans of using the n word in college so this really feels like their moment

― etaeoe, 25 August 2017

they were obsessed with the wire and one of them (b4n iirc) needed to be talked out of dressing up as omar for halloween

― etaeoe, 25 August 2017

also big fans of slam poetry

― etaeoe, 25 August 2017

Dick Gregory said you shd never call it "the N word"

― Dr Morbius, 25 August 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:57 (five years ago) link

First year when my picks + ILX's top ten almost line up

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

this managed to be kinetic, idiotic and sweet all at once. might not be great but it worked

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

also the end is tearjerking out of nowhere

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 21:59 (five years ago) link

tt's votes were counted, everything above your 9 minute youtube video was disqualified on karmic grounds

:o I'll make sure this never happens again

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

i am saving my big grump-out at sic for later btw but be assured it is coming

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

Did you guys vote for the dyson video or something

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

my #2, loved this

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:01 (five years ago) link

no, it's that double king thing

which wouldn't have even made the poll if sic had not disqualified the two things above it ok ok i'll stop

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

I voted for that lawn chairs thing

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:02 (five years ago) link

True story I got good time Berlin syndrome and Detroit from the library and I didn’t watch Detroit because I was already too tense from the other two

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:03 (five years ago) link

The only other safdie film I’ve seen is the pleasure of being robbed which also follows a charismatic sociopath who takes advantage of ppl’s better nature, but it’s nicer and less thrilling

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

came out of Good Time in a daze and as soon as i got on the tube a guy next to me started throwing up in his backpack, felt very on theme

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

lol

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:06 (five years ago) link

what's the lawn chairs thing?

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

I can't find it, but it was one of those endless polls about best lawn chairs from a guy's collection as displayed on Youtube. It had more charm and intrigue than many films

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:21 (five years ago) link

I am still holding out that this will be The Last Jedi rather than Phantom Thread.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:23 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ZMCWkXp.jpg

2. Get Out
w/d: Jordan Peele
364 points, 23 votes, 1 #1 (and 4 #2s)

https://i.imgur.com/Knx9jUx.jpg

1. Phantom Thread
d: Paul Thomas Anderson w: PTA & DDL
416 points, 19 votes, 6 #1s

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

on Get Out:

I loved this. the comedy was great. I feel like Peele's plot developments were a bit familiar (I mean it was v similar to the plot of that shit movie The Skeleton Key which wasn't exactly original when it came out) but twists weren't the point really.
I liked the cheesy over the top horror moments like the evil latin music while Bradley Whitford was ...uhh....doing something that I won't reveal.

― Neanderthal, March 1, 2017

fuck movies

― Dr Morbius, March 9, 2017

he looks like a young pre-AA Steve Bannon

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, March 19, 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

on Phantom Thread:

I enjoy PTA’s seemingly central concern with the relationships of emotionally stunted monomaniac weirdos

Anyway since I’m a weirdo I thought this was the most romantic thing I’ve seen since the Mad Max Fury Road blood donation scene

― silby, January 12, 2018

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

Cyril!

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:26 (five years ago) link

Thanks to all the voters, thanks to all the posters in this thread, thanks to everyone who's typed about these films on ILX over the last three calendar years that they've been in cinemas, and big thanks and best cheers to Gukbe.

If people who like posting their full ballots could do so here: BALLOTS: Ragnarok - ILM 2017 film poll ballot recycling , that would be helpful - full ballots make the results threads difficult to use afterwards. Please do argue here about other peoples taste, and say things like "I can't believe A Heavy Burden didn't get higher, it was my #24" in this thread though!

One big change in the results that the delay of the poll caused: a film that only showed in two cities for two weeks in 2017 moved from #2 to #1, possibly due to more people being able to see it once it was released.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:27 (five years ago) link

yes, thanks to all, best wishes to gukbe, and special thanks to sic *approaches sic for a handshake* *palms green slime from pocket* *leaves loads of green slime on sic's hand*

imago, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:29 (five years ago) link

good to see the best film of the year win, thanks sic and gukbe!

devvvine, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link

aww sic <3

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:36 (five years ago) link

get out indeed what a windbag set of movies

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:37 (five years ago) link

Phantom thread rules

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link

it was v similar to the plot of that shit movie The Skeleton Key

That plus the pilot episode of The Boondocks. It was still great though. Phantom Thread must be doing something impressive to win out? I'm still too residually put off by Inherent Vice to have tried watching it yet.

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:38 (five years ago) link

thanks sic and to hell with rest of ye

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

Thanks gukbe and sic! This was rollout was excellent

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

Inherent vice rules

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

inherent vice the movie of the last decade

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:39 (five years ago) link

on Get Out:

fuck movies
― Dr Morbius, March 9, 2017

LOL

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:41 (five years ago) link

I liked the roaming incoherentness of it, but that's about all. But generally I'm on board, so I'm sure this is fine. xps

tangenttangent, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

get out indeed what a windbag set of movies

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac)

Phantom Thread is a whisper, dude.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:43 (five years ago) link

there's nothing bloodless or bloviating or dull about Phantom Thread

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

/get out indeed what a windbag set of movies

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac)/

/Phantom Thread/ is a whisper, dude.


It’s a whisper, it’s a funny thing

https://cdn-images-1.medium.com/max/980/1*PtasHubBbOekIh0EuF5L1g.jpeg

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:45 (five years ago) link

btw plz allow me to suggest that fans and detractors of Phantom Thread pay a visit to poll thomas anderson 2

devops mom (silby), Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:46 (five years ago) link

thanks sic and to hell with rest of ye

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, July 26, 2018 11:39 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:48 (five years ago) link

If only more people could appreciate American superhero comic shite, the world would be so much better.

calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:52 (five years ago) link

I would have been happy with that 1-2 in either order, glad they were close in points.

a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Thursday, 26 July 2018 23:23 (five years ago) link

If only more people could appreciate American superhero comic shite, the world would be so much better.

― calzino, Thursday, 26 July 2018 22:52 (forty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this is such a trite morbsian false dichotomy, but even so, to engage it as if it were in fact the thrust of the matter: the disregard for whether a movie was a well or badly executed effort of or against its obvious genre classification in order to lobby for the right *type* of movie is a large element of these results

tactical voting is of course the other disgrace. amazing thing for an adult to be doing in ths context.

for an ILE poll on ILF subject matter, its all very ILM

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Thursday, 26 July 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link

how do you define tactical voting?

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 26 July 2018 23:51 (five years ago) link

lj and suchlike

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:00 (five years ago) link

All in one place:

49 Graduation (Cristian Mungiu) 40 points, 2 votes
49 Double King (Felix Colgrave) 40 points, 2 votes
49 Kedi (Ceyda Torun) 40 points, 4 votes
49 The Lego Batman Movie (V/A) 40 points, 2 votes
48 Raw (Julia Ducournau) 41 points, 4 votes
47 John Wick: Chapter 2 (Chad Stahelski, Derek Kolstad) 43 points, 3 votes 1, #1
46 Thor: Ragnarok (Taika Waititi & al.) 44 points, 5 votes
45 Ingrid Goes West (Matt Spicer, David Branson Smith) 45 points, 3 votes
42 The Levelling (Hope Dickson Leach) 46 points, 3 votes
42 The Disaster Artist (James Franco, various writers) 46 points, 3 votes
42 Western (Valeska Grisebach) 46 points, 3 votes
40 Detroit (Kathryn Bigelow, Mark Boal) 49 points, 3 votes
40 Toni Erdmann (Maren Ade) 49 points, 2 votes, 1 #1
39 Logan (James Mangold, Michael Green & Scott Frank) 51 points, 5 votes
38 Free Fire (Ben Wheatley, Amy Jump) 53 points, 4 votes
37 Happy End (Michael Haneke) 54 points, 5 votes
36 Zama (Lucrecia Martel) 56 points, 3 votes
35 God’s Own Country (Francis Lee) 58 points, 6 votes
33 Certain Women (Kelly Reichardt) 59 points, 3 votes
33 I Am Not Your Negro (Raoul Peck) 59 points, 6 votes
32 The Meyerowitz Stories (New and Selected) (Noah Baumbach) 63 points, 4 votes
31 The Shape Of Water (Guillermo del Toro, Vanessa Taylor) 68 points, 4 votes
30 The Square (Ruben Östlund) 78 points, 5 votes
29 Ex Libris: The New York Public Library (Frederick Wiseman) 86 points, 6 votes
26 A Ghost Story (David Lowery) 96 points, 8 votes
26 On Body And Soul (Ildikó Enyedi) 96 points, 6 votes
26 The Big Sick (Michael Showalter, Kumail Nanjiani & Emily Gordon ) 96 points, 7 votes
25 Coco (Lee Unkrich, Adrian Molina, diverse hands) 100 points, 6 votes
24 The Death Of Louis XIV (Albert Serra, Thierry Lounas) 102 points, 4 votes
22 Baby Driver (Edgar Wright) 104 points, 8 votes
22 The Death Of Stalin (Armando Iannucci, David Schneider, Ian Martin, some other bloke) 104 points, 6 votes
21 Paddington 2 (Paul King, Simon Farnaby) 105 points, 6 votes, 1 #1
20 Dawson City, Frozen Time (Bill Morrison) 106 points, 7 votes
19 120 BPM (Beats per Minute) (Robin Campillo, Philippe Mangeot) 107 points, 5 votes, 1 #1
18 The Ornithologist (João Pedro Rodrigues, Joao Rui Guerra da Mata) 114 points, 8 votes
17 mother! (Darren Aronofsky) 120 points, 8 votes
16 The Killing Of A Sacred Deer (Yorgos Lanthimos, Efthymis Filippou) 124 points, 9 votes
15 Faces Places (Agnès Varda & JR) 138 points, 10 votes
14 Dunkirk (Christopher Nolan) 154 points, 9 votes
13 Nocturama (Bertrand Bonello) 182 points, 11 votes
12 Blade Runner 2049 (Denis Villeneuve, Hampton Fancher & Michael Green) 186 points, 11 votes
11 The Lost City of Z (James Gray) 197 points, 11 votes 1 #1
10 A Quiet Passion (Terence Davies ) 200 points, 11 votes, 2 #1s
9 Twin Peaks (David Lynch & Mark Frost & David Lynch) 219 points, 10 votes, 4 #1s
8 The Other Side of Hope (Aki Kaurismäki 225 points, 13 votes
7 Call Me By Your Name (Luca Guadagnino, James Ivory) 243 points, 14 votes, 1 #1
6 The Florida Project (Sean Baker, Chris Bergoch) 264 points, 17 votes
5 Personal Shopper (Olivier Assayas) 275 points, 14 votes, 4 #1s
4 Lady Bird (Greta Gerwig) 295 points, 17 votes, 2 #2s
3 Good Time (The Safdie Brothers, Bron Ronstein) 333 points, 20 votes, 1 #1
2 Get Out (Jordan Peele) 364 points, 23 votes, 1 #1 4 #2s
1 Phantom Thread (Paul Thomas Anderson) 416 points, 19 votes, 6 #1s

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:03 (five years ago) link

My top five.

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:05 (five years ago) link

aw i love that raw placed! that movie is extremely good

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link

never even heard of that movie before this thread!

Dan S, Friday, 27 July 2018 00:11 (five years ago) link

I missed the last part of the countdown. I loved CMBYN, it was my #1. It seemed like more of a period movie than anything speaking to the contemporary world. I thought Oliver was supposed to be a kind of cardboard cutout…the whole cycle of infatuation, romance, and rejection seemed like an extreme act of projection on the part of Elio. Chalamet gave the best performance of the year I thought.

I saw this at the Castro in the middle of the day with other mostly older people/retirees. It was the loveliest moviegoing experience I’ve had in quite a while

Dan S, Friday, 27 July 2018 00:11 (five years ago) link

Logan and Baby Driver beating JW2 is deeply embarrassing

wayne trotsky (Simon H.), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:13 (five years ago) link

I'm sure that X-Men #12 But Sad and The Latest Film By The Guy Who Did That TV Series And The Funny Film just got more built-in viewers than Uh, Keanu's Stunt Doubles Directed A Film? What, Again?

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:18 (five years ago) link

lol

Dan S, Friday, 27 July 2018 00:22 (five years ago) link

wtf i don't vote tactically!

imago, Friday, 27 July 2018 00:39 (five years ago) link

no collusion! you're the puppet!

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Friday, 27 July 2018 00:50 (five years ago) link

I vote tactically in the P&J poll -- je ne regrette rien

morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 27 July 2018 02:20 (five years ago) link

wow that was a fast rollout

glad that Good Time & Lost City of Z placed highly, love both of those

Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 27 July 2018 03:10 (five years ago) link

Fun rollout. Thanks, sic!

I still have many of these to see, but hooray for #s 1, 2, 5, and 6!

Cherish, Friday, 27 July 2018 03:33 (five years ago) link

Phantom Thread was my #3, didn't vote for the Stepford Whiteys

You're welcome.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 July 2018 04:04 (five years ago) link

Out all day, just catching up with the last 20. Thanks for picking this up, sic. Very surprised that Twin Peaks wasn't higher.

I don't see any other lists, but here's mine (I stopped where I would've started listing films I was closer to ambivalent about--somewhere between 7.0s and 6.5s).

1. 20th Century Women
2. The Vietnam War
3. Ex Libris
4. Citizen Jane
5. Dawson City: Frozen Time
6. The Jazz Loft According to W. Eugene Smith
7. Certain Women
8. The B-Side: Elsa Dorfman's Portrait Photography
9. Beatriz at Dinner
10. California Typewriter
11. The Florida Project
12. Mansfield 66/67

I didn't see my #1 until well into 2017, and the official release date on IMDB is January 2017 in both Canada and the States.

clemenza, Friday, 27 July 2018 04:27 (five years ago) link

USA 28 December 2016 (limited)

ie if Bening had gotten the nod they were pursuing, you'd have voted for it last year.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 July 2018 04:37 (five years ago) link

before i find my best movies ballot here's my unused WORST movies of 2017

1. Lemon
2. The Big Sick
3. The Killing of a Sacred Deer
4. mother!
5. The Lovers
6. Wilson
7. It Comes at Night
8. Menashe
9. Wonder Wheel
10. Wonder Woman

flappy bird, Friday, 27 July 2018 05:45 (five years ago) link

There's a thread for that: BALLOTS: Ragnarok - ILM 2017 film poll ballot recycling

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 27 July 2018 07:12 (five years ago) link

Thanks sic, good work.

Sad that The Woman Who Left didn't place; glad that the Star Wars film didn't place.

Ward Fowler, Friday, 27 July 2018 08:37 (five years ago) link

The Woman Who Left might have been kept off by release dates issues as well, I voted for it in 2016. I highly doubt it would have had enough votes anyway, though...

And yeah, thanks sic and Gukbe. So glad to see A Quiet Passion and The Florida Project on there.

Frederik B, Friday, 27 July 2018 08:50 (five years ago) link

the porg film only got two votes.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Friday, 27 July 2018 09:20 (five years ago) link

LOL had to Google that.

Ward Fowler, Friday, 27 July 2018 09:27 (five years ago) link

So if I've counted right, 8 from my 2017 ballot made the list. 6 from my 2016 ballot did.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Frederik B, Friday, 27 July 2018 09:48 (five years ago) link

you're so special, voting for stuff no one else can see

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 July 2018 11:17 (five years ago) link

Thanks for finishing this poll, sic -- fun rollout. Thanks Gukbe for starting it.

a shomin-geki poster with some horror elements (WilliamC), Friday, 27 July 2018 12:03 (five years ago) link

USA 28 December 2016 (limited)
ie if Bening had gotten the nod they were pursuing, you'd have voted for it last year.

My better judgement says don't ask, but I don't know what that means. One way or another, 20th Century Women was not opening in Canada until 2017.

(Sorry about posting my list here--didn't realize that other thread was up.)

clemenza, Friday, 27 July 2018 12:06 (five years ago) link

one year later, Phantom Thread's release followed the same pattern. if you'd liked PT, you would not have "saved" it for next year.

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5776858/releaseinfo

as they used to say on Hee Haw, that's all!

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 July 2018 12:14 (five years ago) link

Okay. Just to clarify, though, I didn't save 20th Century Women. Checking back, I posted about it on the Last (x) Movies thread on July 17, 2017; I didn't see it until well after last year's ILX poll. I brought up the official release dates simply as reasonable justification for including it in this year's ILX poll.

clemenza, Friday, 27 July 2018 12:23 (five years ago) link

you're so special, voting for stuff no one else can see

^ voted for lots of stuff no one else could see

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

So untrue! I could give you the list of discs, streaming etc but y'know, do it yourself.

Are you going to make the #50-infinity results available?

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:28 (five years ago) link

^ voted for lots of stuff no one else could see in 2017

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:49 (five years ago) link

We voted last week, shug.

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:54 (five years ago) link

I voted for a rabbit no one else can see

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Friday, 27 July 2018 16:57 (five years ago) link

I only tallied everything that got two votes or more, but I can reveal that:

Untitled and Wonderstruck were the two that came in last with 7 points
Kong: Skull Island got 8 points
Morbs would have had to put the Spielberg at his #7 or higher for it to place, but as it was it tied with Last Jedi.
One other person would have had to put my #1 as their #15 or higher for it to place.
Five films were voted on only by the LJ/tt household bloc.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

Cool there was another voter for Untitled :) Great final film.

Frederik B, Friday, 27 July 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

What was the 2018 film that had the same title as a 2015 film?

Frederik B, Friday, 27 July 2018 17:09 (five years ago) link

once more, to "place" is to come in 3rd

thank you and goodnight

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:10 (five years ago) link

pushes up glasses

Coming in 3rd is a “show” I think

devops mom (silby), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:13 (five years ago) link

sorry! 2nd

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

i am tired as i got to bed late after seeing 2001: A Space Odyssey in 70mm, which is a Starchild hovering over the butt pimples that are last year's films

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:16 (five years ago) link

i don't know, i think i'm gonna continue to misuse "place"

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:19 (five years ago) link

What even is that shit, like greyhound racing arcana or something

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

win / place / show only refers to horse racing, so we can see how the good Doctor likes to think of art

What was the 2018 film that had the same title as a 2015 film?

Tag (USA 2018) or Tag (Japan 2015).

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:21 (five years ago) link

Let’s discuss a film’s placement in 12th place on the countdown without using the word place from now on pls

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:23 (five years ago) link

[sniffily] you can bet each way on greyhound racing, actually!

calzino, Friday, 27 July 2018 17:28 (five years ago) link

Considering changing my dn to “places”

jeremy cmbyn (wins), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:29 (five years ago) link

Different places.

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:30 (five years ago) link

just ftr here, there are 2 types of each way multiple bets which might vary from bookie to bookie or be subject to you stating your own preference. Win to win - place to place and All each way - equally divided.

calzino, Friday, 27 July 2018 17:34 (five years ago) link

American track betting is pretty different i think tho calz

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

the independent bookies I used to work for didn't have a branch there, scuse the ignorance. I presume they something similar to the French Parimutuel thingy.

calzino, Friday, 27 July 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link

Faces Places Places, Voter Unlaces

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Friday, 27 July 2018 17:46 (five years ago) link

Two films based on comics by British writers received votes, and three adapting works by French cartoonists.

What were these?

tangenttangent, Saturday, 28 July 2018 07:39 (five years ago) link

Atomic Blonde, Kingsman 2, Mutafukaz, Zombilennium and The Death Of Stalin.

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Saturday, 28 July 2018 08:13 (five years ago) link

golf clap

the Joao looked at Jonny (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 28 July 2018 09:59 (five years ago) link

Thanks sic.

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 28 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

Behind the scenes secret! I preferred this Phantom Thread still, but couldn't pass up the duelling grimaces of Root and Manville in one post.

https://i.imgur.com/Nm10axt.jpg

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Saturday, 28 July 2018 18:37 (five years ago) link

this is such a trite morbsian false dichotomy, but even so, to engage it as if it were in fact the thrust of the matter: the disregard for whether a movie was a well or badly executed effort of or against its obvious genre classification in order to lobby for the right *type* of movie is a large element of these results

tactical voting is of course the other disgrace. amazing thing for an adult to be doing in ths context.

for an ILE poll on ILF subject matter, its all very ILM

― dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Friday, July 27, 2018 12:42 AM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

uh talk about windbags

macropuente (map), Saturday, 28 July 2018 22:09 (five years ago) link

"One other person would have had to put my #1 as their #15 or higher for it to place."

sic, what was your #1? don't remember seeing it in the results thread. (and thank you so much for doing this!)

Dan S, Saturday, 28 July 2018 22:44 (five years ago) link

xp 😘

dele alli my bookmarks (darraghmac), Saturday, 28 July 2018 23:35 (five years ago) link

wow no one else voted for Wonderstruck?

flappy bird, Monday, 30 July 2018 16:44 (five years ago) link

I was put off by the reviews!

Alba, Monday, 30 July 2018 17:05 (five years ago) link

I did

Dan S, Monday, 30 July 2018 17:07 (five years ago) link

I think I have loved every Todd Haynes film! I was disappointed he didn't make it on the 101 directors poll list

Dan S, Monday, 30 July 2018 17:35 (five years ago) link

i did not love Carol, and i unloved Wonderstruck even more (the b&w silent scenes with the girl mostly excepted_

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link

I loved Carol, easily one of my favorite movies of the decade so far. Wonderstruck was slight in comparison, but that final sequence with the stop motion animation and the model of NYC was really beautiful. I think it was my #24.

flappy bird, Monday, 30 July 2018 17:58 (five years ago) link

I thought Carol was great too, for me it was right up there with Velvet Goldmine and Safe

Dan S, Monday, 30 July 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

Safe > Superstar > Poison >>> Carol > Mildred Pierce > Velvet Goldmine >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Far From Heaven

I Never Promised You A Hose Harden (Eric H.), Monday, 30 July 2018 18:16 (five years ago) link

closer to backwards than not...

a Mets fan who gave up on everything in the mid '80s (Dr Morbius), Monday, 30 July 2018 18:22 (five years ago) link

I’ve been finally watching Twin Peaks: The Return and have been reading the excellent spoiler thread along the way. I haven’t seen the whole thing yet but I’m pretty sure if I had seen it in time I would have included it on my list of favorite 2017 films! I’m glad I rewatched S1/2 and Fire Walk With Me before seeing this, it made it that much more of a thing to enjoy obsessing over

Dan S, Monday, 30 July 2018 20:56 (five years ago) link

sic, what was your #1? don't remember seeing it in the results thread. (and thank you so much for doing this!)

Colossal, by Nacho Vigalondo. I was startled that this completely disappeared from cultural conversation, especially for the world of 2017. A film about medium-town America values, and a feeling of helplessness in the face of personal and world events, and especially about man-to-woman emotional manipulation and gaslighting, that also has big special effects and things being smashed. All built on a very tenuous metaphor that is nevertheless kept simple and unadorned enough to support the weight laden on it.

I had the fortune of going in knowing almost nothing about it, which really helped.

(You're welcome, Dan, and everyone else. It probably wasn't really worth staying up til 4am a couple of nights preparing, but the rollout was lots of fun, and I've got a bunch of new films to maybe watch on a television screen one day.)

16, 35, DCP, Go! (sic), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 23:07 (five years ago) link

Just saw Raw and The Levelling because of this thread. Loved both, especially the latter!

Cherish, Saturday, 4 August 2018 19:51 (five years ago) link

six months pass...

Finally saw Wind River. I assumed it would be on here--it was either that, or post to an Olsen Twins thread. Anyway, thought it was good. I liked Jeremy Renner in American Hustle, but I think this is the best performance I've seen by him. Elizabeth Olsen has been good in all three films I've seen her in.

clemenza, Sunday, 24 February 2019 16:37 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

There was a thread recently where there was some debate over when the year-end film poll should be. I thought it would have been here, but I guess not.

Anyway, I wanted to run a political-film poll this summer. Is is possible for the year-end to be over and done with before then?

clemenza, Thursday, 14 March 2019 02:40 (five years ago) link


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