batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

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while there's still time

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:28 (seven years ago) link

dignity

Treeship, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 01:36 (seven years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/PQnJ3tb.jpg

I don't know what this is, but because it's a Delonas I suspect it's equal parts bat and shit.

Devilock, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 10:36 (seven years ago) link

I don't get how you mess up the metaphor of a witch hunt but hey Trump supporters never fail to deliver pic.twitter.com/Pk2OjDOTBd

— Mason Belles (@MasonBelles) May 19, 2017

so dumb it's almost clever

omg

sexualing healing (crüt), Friday, 19 May 2017 14:06 (six years ago) link

I mean that is, you know, that's the joke they're making.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 May 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link

^^^

it might not be funny, but i sincerely doubt that they misunderstood the metaphor

jason waterfalls (gbx), Friday, 19 May 2017 15:07 (six years ago) link

the funniest part of course is that he did the cartoon, put the poster of trump with 'open season', put the witches and gave them shotguns, and then thought about his audience for a second, and wrote TRUMP HUNT in big letters, just in case

Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 19 May 2017 15:10 (six years ago) link

political cartoons are maybe the single worst medium with regard to "show don't tell." the overwhelming majority, whatever their politics, would be massively improved by an editor nixing some number of written labels. also a high ratio of speech balloons contorting into overworded messes to explain the background and then convey the joke, which to other humorists is usually a sign that the joke isn't going to work.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Friday, 19 May 2017 16:17 (six years ago) link

I understand far more of those references than I am at all comfortable with.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 19 May 2017 16:52 (six years ago) link

yeah ditto, I think I'm in too deep

frogbs, Friday, 19 May 2017 17:00 (six years ago) link

New Ben Garrison today. Am enjoying how he seems to be having a breakdown in tandem with Trump.

https://i.redditmedia.com/s8GVGu_UISzsgQcokEJkjlclD6dAmTf2tn54vJq7w-A.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:31 (six years ago) link

Picture link also not coping well it seems

https://i.redd.it/ur3injomqgyy.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 19 May 2017 22:32 (six years ago) link

He cleverly shows us that Russia does not exist.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 20 May 2017 00:04 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DAb4sfkW0AYt12T.jpg

amazing

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 22 May 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link

the hammer-smashed phones are a nice touch

frogbs, Tuesday, 23 May 2017 03:28 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBFQXF4UwAAHjx4.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DA7OB8jU0AARW-T.jpg

recently he seems to be doing a lot of cartoons that are just Trump assaulting and/or killing people

soref, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link

He does realize that Trump is 70, right?

Frederik B, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:32 (six years ago) link

Healthiest president ever iirc

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:21 (six years ago) link

can someone please let ben garrison know that blogs, by definition, are not a print medium? great, thx

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:27 (six years ago) link

trump as mr. burns. seems accurate.

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:49 (six years ago) link

Occasionally I wonder, when the WP comes up, whether Jeff Bezos is not in fact a more malign or potentially more malign figure than Trump, taking a broad view. But I guess that isn't the conversation Ben Garrison is interested in having.

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 09:10 (six years ago) link

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/cnn-talking-russia_orig.jpg

I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA? What's he going to do when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates? Is there a point where he would be disillusioned? What then?

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:41 (six years ago) link

He's also written a long article entitled "Advice for Aspiring Cartoonists" in case anyone wants to follow in his footsteps.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:45 (six years ago) link

when the Trump project inevitably disintegrates it will be because of the sinister machinations of the shadowy elite made up of the Republican establishment the Deep State and the Rothschilds

soref, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 20:46 (six years ago) link

the media has its golden goose so the "project" (whatever that is) disintegrating not likely to happen. he could be impeached and exiled from the country and we will still hear about every single dumb thing he tweets for the rest of his and our livee.

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link

lives even

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:15 (six years ago) link

impeachment or resignation or criminal charges of some sort is the disintegration I'm talking about, sorry if you would like that phrased differently.

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:29 (six years ago) link

"How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?"

this is trump's base generally; hence the focus on the evil media and derp state machinations to explain why having trump in charge isn't magically fulfilling all their dreams and changing the entire system.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:34 (six years ago) link

Not sure if "derp state" is a typo or not, but I like it.

smug dinner-jazz atrocity (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 21:35 (six years ago) link

An accurate description of the current administration I hope it catches on.

hardcore dilettante, Thursday, 1 June 2017 00:54 (six years ago) link

lol, yes, typo

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 1 June 2017 04:58 (six years ago) link

I'm sort of grimly fascinated by Ben Garrison. How does he claim to be a "rogue cartoonist" when one of his defining features is completely unquestioning loyalty to the president of the USA?

Trump had the conspiracy theorist types in his pocket from the get-go; had assumed that if he were ever to win he'd lose them instantly, like they'd have to think "welp, he's a lizard person/bilderberg stooge/whatever now". But the combative nature of his presidency, the fact that it always looks just about to fall apart, has made it so you can now maintain wake up sheeple cred while repping for the most powerful man in the United States.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 1 June 2017 08:27 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DBzcZIXUIAACxTu.jpg

this one's cracking me up bc he had to make justice peeking out from her blindfold so that it would make sense that she's reacting to hillary's pointing

na (NA), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link

like the whole point of that image is that justice is blind

na (NA), Thursday, 8 June 2017 14:43 (six years ago) link

physical envelopes marked "e" lol

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

as loony as Garrison is his attention to detail is pretty much unparalleled

frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2017 17:47 (six years ago) link

Bit of a rubbish one this week, but just look at the detail on Trump's pecs, the biceps, the detail around the crotch, the big, manly hands. Phoar.

http://grrrgraphics.com/uploads/7/4/7/3/74734153/trump-comey-ben-garrison_1_orig.jpg

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Friday, 9 June 2017 20:19 (six years ago) link

Big hands I know you're the one

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 10 June 2017 04:02 (six years ago) link

I'm pretty sure he stuffs those gloves.

nickn, Saturday, 10 June 2017 06:18 (six years ago) link

This will almost certainly end in a depiction of Trump simultaneously eviscerating an enemy and tenderly fucking the cartoonist.

Sir Isaac Gluten (Old Lunch), Saturday, 10 June 2017 16:33 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

http://i.imgur.com/aRSPl2y.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link

Ummmm, what is Manhatten supposed to be in that one?

mintap, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:22 (six years ago) link

I liek how lady justice is peekign just as COmey warned

Dean of the University (Latham Green), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:24 (six years ago) link

I like it because sideways USA Trump reminds me of Leroy Lockhorn

https://bjornb876.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/7c744-image002.gif

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:35 (six years ago) link

looks more like Loretta imo

soref, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:41 (six years ago) link

It's relevant because America's relationship with Trump is much like Leroy and Loretta's marriage. Trump is drunk again at a party and dancing with a floozy while wearing a lampshade. Loretta is spending Leroy's payceck at the department store again.

I'm not sure which one is which here, but it makes sense if you think about it.

carpet_kaiser, Wednesday, 21 June 2017 17:44 (six years ago) link

wow @ that one

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 21 June 2017 19:10 (six years ago) link

That is... something. Watch out, Canada.

the evening redness at the injection site (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 22 June 2017 04:39 (six years ago) link

totally approve of bringing back 18th century noun capitalization if it means the words also have to be red and blue

qualx, Thursday, 22 June 2017 06:13 (six years ago) link

lmao @ running 8 bit Trump in shape of continental US

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 22 June 2017 11:13 (six years ago) link

totally approve of bringing back 18th century noun capitalization if it means the words also have to be red and blue

― qualx, Thursday, June 22, 2017 6:13 AM (five hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mason & dixon: kids' edition

imago, Thursday, 22 June 2017 11:18 (six years ago) link

can't believe I just laughed at a Lockhorns comic

frogbs, Thursday, 22 June 2017 13:43 (six years ago) link

Here's Trump trying to fly directly into the sun while everyone tries to stop him from killing himself. pic.twitter.com/WC7uhZOWo1

— Sargon of Al-Qaeda (@WilliamFFuckley) July 4, 2017

nxd, Wednesday, 5 July 2017 15:18 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

it's funny to think that a few years ago this guy was complaining about 4chan doctoring his cartoons to make them look anti-semitic

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DF14GVsUQAA2o3y.jpg

soref, Friday, 28 July 2017 21:54 (six years ago) link

The Rothschilds?!? STILL?!

The Man Who Saw The Midwife (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 28 July 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link

Now more than ever.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 29 July 2017 00:00 (six years ago) link

missed the chance for star of david cufflinks

Bnad, Saturday, 29 July 2017 03:32 (six years ago) link

I thought the yellow triangle was bad enough.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 29 July 2017 03:59 (six years ago) link

Worse even

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 29 July 2017 03:59 (six years ago) link

This is his new one today. Main takeaway for me is something along the lines of 'U Mad Bro?'

http://i.imgur.com/H2M5SaJ.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 29 July 2017 08:33 (six years ago) link

Feeling that one to certain extent- personally I 'm extremely mad at McCain for coming back, voting to proceed on hcare, inspiring some venof our invective from me at least some of which has to be walked back now.

The Adventures Of Whiteman (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 29 July 2017 09:46 (six years ago) link

I personally am not feeling anything that uses "trannies" to any extent whatsoever.

﴿→ ☺ (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 29 July 2017 13:38 (six years ago) link

I don't know, man. I mean the transmission is a pretty integral part of the automobile. And if I need to get it repaired, let's fix that tranny!

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Saturday, 29 July 2017 15:27 (six years ago) link

TRANS TRIBBLE

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DGPk-9WUMAAvYLG.jpg

(also, this has to be the most Kelly-from-the-Onion Garrison cartoon yet?)

soref, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:01 (six years ago) link

How would that not be a great arc on Star Trek?

Frederik B, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 21:28 (six years ago) link

Nice, lumping in the Furries with all that.

I actually laughed an honest, non-ironic laugh at that one. I mean, look how absolutely ridiculous it is. How could that not be joke about a joke about a joke?

I'm not about to Google this guy or visit his website. Surely, he's not serious, right?

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Wednesday, 2 August 2017 22:38 (six years ago) link

He's very serious, but I have to admit that I laughed too, because in the middle of all the transphobia he remembered to do the Shatner line delivery shtick - "You've ... gone ... too far!"

nickn, Wednesday, 2 August 2017 23:00 (six years ago) link

Damn, that's too bad.

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Thursday, 3 August 2017 02:57 (six years ago) link

yeah he's definitely at the top of the facist cartoonist power rankings. Dilbert dude is probably #2.

frogbs, Thursday, 3 August 2017 13:49 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ahahahah the crying statue of liberty he did it

frogbs, Saturday, 19 August 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link

milo sadly staring into a puff of antifascist gas

President Keyes, Tuesday, 22 August 2017 13:41 (six years ago) link

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/release-the-bannon-ben-garrison-cartoon.jpg

The Deep State seems to be a pretty feeble institution in Garrisonland, I'm surprised it's survived so long.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 24 August 2017 10:57 (six years ago) link

whooooo this is a doozy

http://i.imgur.com/wGHErmH.jpg

frankfurters take on new glamour in this gleaming aspic (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 August 2017 12:44 (six years ago) link

is that meant to be George Soros between Hillary + Obama on "Mount Leftmore"?

soref, Thursday, 24 August 2017 13:32 (six years ago) link

old movies??

new noise, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:08 (six years ago) link

lonely guy thinking baout reason

André Ryu (Neil S), Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:14 (six years ago) link

actually did laugh at the NFL players apparently having a picnic on the American flag

frogbs, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:15 (six years ago) link

old movies??

― new noise, Thursday, August 24, 2017 3:08 PM (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was tweeted by the guy who produced Arrested Development the other day, causing a hoo-hah on right-wing twitter:

John Levenstein@johnlevenstein

Now that we're talking, there are casually racist +sexist + homophobic moments in classic movies that don't need to be classics anymore.

imo this makes Levenstein sound like something of a tedious busybody, but I don't think there's any danger of these classic movies actually being 'banned'

soref, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link

thanks.

new noise, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:27 (six years ago) link

(also, this has to be the most Kelly-from-the-Onion Garrison cartoon yet?)

until the last three!

marcos, Thursday, 24 August 2017 14:36 (six years ago) link

Anyone remember what cartoon or at least cartoonist this originally came from?

http://i.imgur.com/4C3WG0o.jpg

Wichita prepares for totality (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 26 August 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link

yeah gimme a sec

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 August 2017 20:54 (six years ago) link

I think it originated from something linked in the first batshit rightwing cartoon thread. Might be a dead link by now.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 26 August 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

yeah he retired around 2011 or 2012 and his creators.com page is long gone. every one of his cartoons on ilx threads is a broken link now i think.

found one of his that i downloaded but it's so low-res that zooming to try and read the signature is hopeless. it's carl something i think.

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 August 2017 21:02 (six years ago) link

last name might start with an M. his email address was CMas;lk✧✧✧@a✧✧.c✧✧

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 August 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link

haha i was trying to just type gibberish after the M and before the aol.com but that kinda works too

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 August 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link

here's where the meme takes hold but yep no evidence before this post:
Come with me, come to the land of batshit rightwing cartoonists

angelo irishagreementi (ledge), Saturday, 26 August 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link

Didn't see the original but I'm closer... thanks dudes

http://i.imgur.com/ULNUfWp.jpg

Wichita prepares for totality (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 26 August 2017 21:58 (six years ago) link

boom! well done abanana.

for posterity, the artist was C4rl M00re.

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 26 August 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

knock and the door shall open

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 26 August 2017 22:08 (six years ago) link

(found by google search by image)

new noise, Saturday, 26 August 2017 22:09 (six years ago) link

another one here: https://www.creators.com/read/state-of-the-union/04/08/49062

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 26 August 2017 22:12 (six years ago) link

God bless you new noise

Wichita prepares for totality (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 26 August 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

So you just searched based on the Osama thumb's up part? I should've tried that, didn't figure it would work.

Wichita prepares for totality (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 26 August 2017 22:59 (six years ago) link

yep i searched using the url of the image you posted. google search by image gives you "pages that include matching images" and listed there was a blog with the whole strip.

note the date on mine (in the filename) is later than the one posted by abanana.

new noise, Sunday, 27 August 2017 03:19 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DIZ7S6HUMAAdczY.jpg

soref, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 15:21 (six years ago) link

antifa being some kind of nationally organized operation secretly funded by george soros is a new level of laughable in right-wing conspiracy theories (aka things all conservatives think are true but are being covered up by everybody but fox). afaict antifa ppl struggle to come up with loose change to pick up a bunch of tacos after self-defense training nite in somebody's living room. clearly there's a breakdown somewhere in the money train.

yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 29 August 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link

They really are going after antifa as a target right now, Ben Garrison portrays them as such unspeakable villains -

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/lighting-the-fuse-ben-garrison_1_orig.jpg

...which is obviously ludicrous as far as anyone is concerned, right? But then I see friends reposting stuff like this from Paul Joseph Fucking Watson

http://i.imgur.com/vQA74Hn.jpg

and this guy has never heard of PJW, doesn't know whose bullshit he's spreading, just saw it liked by a friend of a friend. It's depressing.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 29 August 2017 16:32 (six years ago) link

how is that last woman not supposed to be kellyanne conway

I Love You, Fancybear (symsymsym), Tuesday, 29 August 2017 16:36 (six years ago) link

I think it's Madonna? He's at least a better artist than Branco, but who isn't?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 29 August 2017 16:39 (six years ago) link

I love that one of the speech bubbles just says that Trump is dangerous, so saying political opponents are dangerous is apparently wrong, which is why he made a cartoon showing how what his political opponents are saying will cause everything to blow up.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link

Big fan of paintings with sequels pic.twitter.com/Uayx0ltdzy

— Bryan (@MurderBryan) August 29, 2017

na (NA), Tuesday, 29 August 2017 16:46 (six years ago) link

trump approvers think counter-protesters are to blame for the violence in Charlottesville
http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_politics/politics/2017/08/trump_s_bigoted_base_by_the_numbers.html

Einstein, Kazanga, Sitar (abanana), Tuesday, 29 August 2017 16:58 (six years ago) link

holy fucking shit look at those numbers for whites as most discriminated group. how the fuck can anything be accomplished vs that. just makes me want to jump out the window.

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 29 August 2017 17:05 (six years ago) link

Biggest fucking crybabies on the planet, it's amazing

Wichita prepares for totality (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 29 August 2017 21:56 (six years ago) link

From further down in the Jon McNaughton Twitter thread...

Painting 3, the quickening: pic.twitter.com/1IDoRMpOj3

— John Denim 😾 (@_awarewolf_) August 29, 2017

Bnad, Wednesday, 30 August 2017 01:53 (six years ago) link

#daca #dacaprotest #illegalimmigration #mexico #politicalcartoon #trump pic.twitter.com/z8nPdcJeWx

— Political Cartoons ⛳ (@MariaGrasmick) September 6, 2017

idk what I like most here, the fact that Trump talks out of his dick or "liberals say ok!"

frogbs, Thursday, 7 September 2017 04:47 (six years ago) link

"Awaken from your Dream, DREAMERS" was some of my fave twin peaks s3 dialogue ftr

Clay, Thursday, 7 September 2017 04:53 (six years ago) link

sad!

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 7 September 2017 05:36 (six years ago) link

I identify as a batfuck lunatic.

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 7 September 2017 06:11 (six years ago) link

that's a beautifully articulated world view

Roberto Spiralli, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 02:37 (six years ago) link

Uncanny how everything fits together so perfectly.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 02:41 (six years ago) link

ORGY ISLAND

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 02:50 (six years ago) link

like where's waldo for crypto-nazis

I Love You, Fancybear (symsymsym), Tuesday, 19 September 2017 03:54 (six years ago) link

not trying to call you out mookie but if every single garrison comic is gonna get posted maybe we should just have a garrison thread

qualx, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 04:06 (six years ago) link

thread used to have such a beautiful, diverse array of batshit rightwing comics

qualx, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 04:07 (six years ago) link

Wkiw genderqueer gator.

Fetchboy, Tuesday, 19 September 2017 04:21 (six years ago) link

Interesting beak on Bernie.

Wichita prepares for totality (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 01:32 (six years ago) link

idk I kinda think Garrison has earned his place as king of this thread

frogbs, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 03:09 (six years ago) link

Who is that with the soap bubble in the lower right?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 06:36 (six years ago) link

that's janet yellen. not sure who's sitting on the pizza tho

mookieproof, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 07:26 (six years ago) link

i assumed that podesta no?

nxd, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 08:37 (six years ago) link

It is, yes.

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 20 September 2017 09:33 (six years ago) link

Is this one like the max # of antisemitc conspiracy refs Garrison has made yet?

Hit to Death in the "Galactic Head" (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 18:52 (six years ago) link

Chip Bok and Chuck Asay are no longer active, are they?

Whereas the DayByDay asshole has devolved into drawing just straight porn.

Which seems more honest, somehow.

Hit to Death in the "Galactic Head" (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

In Emile Zola's "L'oeuvre" the central character, an artist, has a vision of a grand painting which shows all of Paris, then slowly falls into poverty, illness and death as he obsessively tries and fails to make his vision real.

I'm hoping the same happens re: Ben Garrison and the forces opposing Trump.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 September 2017 19:05 (six years ago) link

Ben Garrison begins his project of making the territory the map and starts by painting all of D.C. with swamp gargoyles

Wichita prepares for totality (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 21 September 2017 06:33 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

is... he making trump more muscly in every cartoon?

New #BenGarrison #Cartoon The #NFL Fumbles Again" @NFL #nflcommish #StandForTheAnthem #Trump #MAGA #Winning more https://t.co/h5aEHLqL5j pic.twitter.com/zMub7QFPlJ

— BenGarrison Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) October 13, 2017

nxd, Friday, 13 October 2017 15:32 (six years ago) link

I think that cigar in his avatar is getting bigger.

pplains, Friday, 13 October 2017 17:45 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CKodjw-Z2w

Simpsons did it first

carpet_kaiser, Friday, 13 October 2017 19:16 (six years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/yu7t1i6xpusz.jpg

carpet_kaiser, Friday, 20 October 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link

There's something eerie and evocative that I love about that image. Whoever made that has an artistic touch! And a bad command of the English language.

carpet_kaiser, Friday, 20 October 2017 14:25 (six years ago) link

The loony right wing has been unsuccessfully trying to foment a civil war for decades now, but obviously they forgot to set a date.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 20 October 2017 20:40 (six years ago) link

It’s a sorry state of affairs when your fascists are less organised than your anarchists.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 20 October 2017 23:57 (six years ago) link

Ben Garrison has apparently branched out into gifs now. Not sure what satiric point he's even trying to make here, it's just a weird thing, what is driving this man?

https://i.redd.it/hhq3f88gfctz.gif

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 22 October 2017 13:56 (six years ago) link

what is driving this man?

trying to monetize his personal obsessions and delusions

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 22 October 2017 17:56 (six years ago) link

comply soup for Hillary's dinner, yum

André Ryu (Neil S), Sunday, 22 October 2017 19:09 (six years ago) link

thought the smoke signal said COSBY for a while.

Ludo, Sunday, 22 October 2017 19:30 (six years ago) link

why does her x-ray show a spider on her skull? is she secretly madame web?

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Monday, 23 October 2017 05:16 (six years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/V3A0rKztqX

— Spectre of Communism (@TheDukeXX99) October 29, 2017

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 30 October 2017 20:57 (six years ago) link

Hahaha

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 30 October 2017 22:14 (six years ago) link

That's fab

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 30 October 2017 23:24 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DNZPwBUVwAENT7l.jpg

is HERE LIES FAIR PLAY a reference to anything specific, or just a general lament?

I'd completely forgotten that the Clintons supposedly killed JFK jr along with all those other people

why does it say "spirit of communism" and not "spectre" ffs

soref, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 13:50 (six years ago) link

As a counterbalance, Franken/Stein is a solid joke (though probably not his)

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 14:12 (six years ago) link

^^^ yeah, I was just gonna note, I actually chuckled at that one.

the young, low level volunteer named (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 14:24 (six years ago) link

I thought Fair Play was commenting on the idea that the media are now completely in the pocket of the left, but I was thinking of the Fairness Doctrine

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairness_Doctrine

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 14:58 (six years ago) link

As a counterbalance, Franken/Stein is a solid joke (though probably not his)

― Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, October 31, 2017 9:12 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

FIrst time I heard it was about 15 years ago when he and Ben Stein were touring college campuses, debating the war.

pplains, Tuesday, 31 October 2017 15:50 (six years ago) link

Irony alert! It was Saint Ronald Reagan who killed the Fairness Doctrine.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 31 October 2017 17:42 (six years ago) link

A good Medium piece on Garrison. (You'll have to log in to read it.)

...Garrison is a prolific and highly partisan political cartoonist whose work appears online, which means he is an artist in the same way that people who author long, high-pitched farts on mass transit are musicians. As a political cartoonist, Garrison is both passably skillful in his craft and so flubby and overdetermined in his politics and aesthetic that you can basically smell his upsetting breath in your face every time you look at something he’s drawn...Garrison’s overstuffed cartoons are all little thudding epics, reliably bursting with every meme currently roiling the Extremely Online right. Imagine a version of Hieronymus Bosch who sincerely believes in Pizzagate, never goes outside, and clearly labels everything, and you have Ben Garrison.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 2 November 2017 16:48 (six years ago) link

I liked drfarls’ pull quote a lot too

http://www.lawyersgunsmoneyblog.com/2017/11/thursday-links-12

El Tomboto, Friday, 3 November 2017 13:09 (six years ago) link

and the first comment: Vivian Kubrick is a Garrison fan.

by the light of the burning Citroën, Friday, 3 November 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link

Nothing is concealed or even really coded, but that doesn’t make it any easier to comprehend. Everything is labeled, but that doesn’t mean it makes sense.

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 4 November 2017 20:50 (six years ago) link

Don't want to post every fucking BG cartoon here (they seem to be released daily now) but what is the deal with this? Is there some kind of pun with 'ship' that I'm missing, or does he just want to make Hillary into a rat?

https://i.imgur.com/2t38wjSh.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 November 2017 22:48 (six years ago) link

https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/Rats+abandon+a+sinking+ship

pplains, Monday, 6 November 2017 22:49 (six years ago) link

Sure, I get that. But half a pun is not a pun.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 November 2017 22:50 (six years ago) link

Garrison has kind of crossed over into Jack Chick territory w/ me in that I marvel at the insanity more than I get angry or offended, but boy do these shmucks only have one deeply racist joke for Warren.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 6 November 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link

He just wants to make HRC the rat rather than a ship, which is not a negative thing.

nickn, Monday, 6 November 2017 23:32 (six years ago) link

But why were the ships on a rat in the first place?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 6 November 2017 23:35 (six years ago) link

As stated above, just flipping the trope.

nickn, Monday, 6 November 2017 23:37 (six years ago) link

Along these lines, I thought that the Dems as witches going a'hunting could've been pretty funny had it been set up better.

pplains, Tuesday, 7 November 2017 00:11 (six years ago) link

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/maga_mountain_rgb.jpg

Have we mentioned yet that you could get an entire semiotics or abpsychology cirriculum out of this guy’s work alone?

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link

He missed out the part where Trump will increase my sex appeal. But everything else is there.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 10 November 2017 18:48 (six years ago) link

GREAT DEALS

mookieproof, Friday, 10 November 2017 19:52 (six years ago) link

I thought the eagle was squawking "BACON" there for a sec.

the young, low level volunteer named (Dan Peterson), Friday, 10 November 2017 19:58 (six years ago) link

VETERANS! WE NEED MORE VETERANS! LET'S MAKE MORE VETERANS!

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 10 November 2017 20:21 (six years ago) link

Great deals lol
scotus is on the good side again?
capitol building, with both sides run by republicans, is in the swamp
on his page he claims magacon is a real thing and that this is the link: http://www.amfreesummit.com/
usa is represented by a mufasa sphinx now?

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Friday, 10 November 2017 21:04 (six years ago) link

Yeah, I was wondering that. Of the many national animal mascots there are, lions tend to represent someplace else

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Friday, 10 November 2017 23:59 (six years ago) link

it wasn't the first thing i noticed, since it was buried under labels.

Einstein, Bazinga, Sitar (abanana), Saturday, 11 November 2017 00:18 (six years ago) link

capitol building, with both sides run by republicans, is in the swamp

Trump fans are not necessarily republican fans.

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 11 November 2017 01:39 (six years ago) link

O that most beloved and golden of amendments.

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Saturday, 11 November 2017 02:41 (six years ago) link

Al Jaffee's most disturbing fold-in

Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Saturday, 11 November 2017 09:56 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOhJet0VAAE7trD.jpg

Garrison's recurring motif of Trump as this calm, dignified figure whose sangfroid contrasts with the unbalanced outbursts of his opponents is just the strangest thing, sometimes it's difficult to remember that there is actaully a sizable number of people who actually see it that way

soref, Tuesday, 14 November 2017 10:38 (six years ago) link

Not exactly political toons but who would like some delightful panels on the lighter side of being a fuckin’ cop:

https://www.policeone.com/Columnists/Les-Lethal/

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 20 November 2017 16:59 (six years ago) link

Hahaha, all those people I disagreed with drowned!

https://police-praetorian.netdna-ssl.com/article-images/10.16_Hurricane_Matthew.jpg

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 20 November 2017 17:03 (six years ago) link

It's perfectly OK to point your firearm at someone carrying nothing but food!

https://police-praetorian.netdna-ssl.com/article-images/06.19_Roast_beef.jpg

Monster fatberg (Phil D.), Monday, 20 November 2017 17:06 (six years ago) link

on one hand I'm glad to see some non-Garrison material, on the other hand, wtf for real

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 20 November 2017 17:50 (six years ago) link

I know! All that non-ironic Comic Sans!

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 20 November 2017 22:58 (six years ago) link

I see that Day By Day is still running, and it's just as incomprehensible as ever.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 20 November 2017 23:11 (six years ago) link

Day by Day I find interesting as the dude really did just fulfill the joke everyone was making back then and devolve into straight deviantart porn

Google Murray Blockchain (kingfish), Monday, 20 November 2017 23:22 (six years ago) link

I didn't scroll back into them too far, just looked at this week - in the grand tradition of newspaper strips he does a triple size Sunday strip - which somehow took Obama and Kerry to task for all the dem pedos they employed? Great stuff.

cosmic brain dildo (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 20 November 2017 23:26 (six years ago) link

what the shit

https://i.redd.it/8gxl87nj4w101.jpg

Dic Space has been contacted for comment. (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:14 (six years ago) link

That woman looks to be at the end of her second trimester already. Maybe she looks so angry because the state of Alabama has complicated and obstructed her right to an abortion so thoroughly that it was next to impossible for her to obtain one in a timely fashion.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 4 December 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link

baby looks like a middle aged man

chinavision!, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

most young Republicans do

frogbs, Monday, 4 December 2017 22:07 (six years ago) link

hahahahaaaaa that's so fucking laaaaame

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 11 December 2017 09:50 (six years ago) link

dear ben garrison

just because roy moore values the adolescent girls in yr family doesn't mean he represents family values

yrs in christ,
bizarro gazzara

(ps you are a piece of shit)

straightedge is just volcel for vegans (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 11 December 2017 09:56 (six years ago) link

that one needs crying Liberty, and Kelly in the corner

the pleather of pleather paul (Doctor Casino), Monday, 11 December 2017 14:04 (six years ago) link

yup, uninconspiradly undetailed, that one

Ludo, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:05 (six years ago) link

that's actually kind of subtle for Ben Garrison actually

frogbs, Monday, 11 December 2017 14:34 (six years ago) link

I love the tony llamas vs black chucks, excellent detail

El Tomboto, Monday, 11 December 2017 15:20 (six years ago) link

merry xmas

http://i.magaimg.net/img/264j.jpg

Van Horn Street, Saturday, 23 December 2017 02:19 (six years ago) link

Is he pro or anti bitcoin?

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:10 (six years ago) link

Undoubtedly pro-bitcoin. It takes control of money out of the corrupt hands of government and places it in the incorruptible marketplace.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:13 (six years ago) link

monogrammed silver spoon's a nice touch.

difficult listening hour, Saturday, 23 December 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/hhY7QO3.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 23 December 2017 21:50 (six years ago) link

insouciant whistling = classic batshit rightwing cartoon trope

soref, Saturday, 23 December 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Changes afoot in 2018 - Ben Garrison seems to have crossed over from Trump-fixated conspiracy troll to full-on antisemitic racist, not much of a change, but it's telling that r/the_donald seem less keen on sharing this than previous efforts

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/01/immigration_cartoon_ben_garrison-1024x786.jpg

This text was posted with it - https://grrrgraphics.com/the-hole-truth/

Why can’t we have the best and brightest coming here? No, Emma wanted the ‘refuse’ instead because she enjoyed playing God and imagined herself ‘helping’ them. She was a moral person who would do anything to obtain the fix of being ‘good.’ It must have given her a warm, inner glow to write what she did and the progressives mades sure her sentiments were set in stone in order to make sure everyone knew how good she was. Her plaque is nothing more than progressive virtue signaling.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 15 January 2018 22:44 (six years ago) link

The entire screed seems next-level fashy even for him

Crazy Display Name Haver (kingfish), Monday, 15 January 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

This article hasn't aged well

https://www.wired.com/story/ben-garrison-alt-right-cartoonist/

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 00:04 (six years ago) link

There's no proof he's a murderer. Yet.

The Fortnightly Intruder (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 03:48 (six years ago) link

four weeks pass...

Ok this new Garrison toon owns bones

When Ben Garrison can't label everything, he has the characters explain visual references that might otherwise sneak by his nearly blind readership. pic.twitter.com/BIYM6GMlyK

— willy 💧 (@willystaley) February 13, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:42 (six years ago) link

lets be fair, those do not look like pot leaves

frogbs, Tuesday, 13 February 2018 18:44 (six years ago) link

I’m disappointed there are only two ideological icons depicted and without labels

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 13 February 2018 19:12 (six years ago) link

I love how he's even labelled the bottom of the painting, in case anyone isn't sure who the cartoon is about. Also "when I was a young man" is so lazy and lame. Couldn't he sneak in another conspiracy theory there? "when I was at the Madrassa"? Poor work BG.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 00:08 (six years ago) link

why does the statue of liberty have blood in it

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 02:18 (six years ago) link

ah yes i forgot OBAMA is the president with the worrying ties to russia, good use of the hammer and sickle

too notch (stevie), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 14:52 (six years ago) link

Don't really think you can accuse Trump of communism (you can of pretty much everything else).

Garrisonverse Obama seems pretty awesome tbh tho, would get blazed with.

Daniel_Rf, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 17:45 (six years ago) link

https://grrrgraphics.com/a-real-downer/

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/02/falling_dow_bitcoin_ben_garrison-1024x798.jpg

Now we here the Rothschilds had a fire sale. They dumped their vast Black Forest land holdings—including their mansions. Was this because they didn’t want them seized? After all, there have long been rumors of human sacrifice on the properties and Trump as vowed to seize the properties of slave traffickers.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 23:39 (six years ago) link

Wow! According to Ben, the Illuminati were the ones who flew bitcoins and the stock market up to those stratospheric heights!

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:48 (six years ago) link

Trump was taking credit for that, iirc.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 15 February 2018 00:49 (six years ago) link

https://grrrgraphics.com/obamas-presidential-portrait/

Additional: Despite having smoked an entire marijuana harvest in his younger days, Obama turned hypocritical on the matter once he attained the presidency. He cracked down on medical marijuana dispensaries. Probably at the bidding of the powerful big pharma lobby. The pill pushers don’t want the competition of a natural herb that helps many relieve pain.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

I wonder what the Trump admin's views are on marijuana

frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:47 (six years ago) link

From his commentary on the toon featuring Sessions going after a pot leaf:

But it never happens. Our Attorney General, Sessions, has recused himself from investigating her crimes. Instead, he’s going after marijuana.

The so-called ‘war on drugs’ has been a monumental flop. It’s a waste of lives, resources, energy and time. Have you learned nothing from prohibition, Jefferson Sessions? I realize President Trump was elected to enforce the rule of law. We want illegal aliens kicked out of the country, for example. Obama certainly didn’t enforce that law.

But marijuana? Leave that up to the states to decide!

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:35 (six years ago) link

Obama kicked out more than any president in history but I'm not about to fact check Ben Garrison

frogbs, Thursday, 15 February 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXDzoCMX0AAVh29.jpg

soref, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:29 (six years ago) link

Branco has taken to doing a 'serious' crying-uncle-sam cartoon each time there's a particularly high-profile spree shooting

https://i1.wp.com/www.elliscountypress.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/w-Branco_11-09-17.jpg

https://i.pinimg.com/736x/6a/48/09/6a4809749bdf6f4534e0a4fb6cdd0e39.jpg

kind of have a morbid curiosity re: how long it will be before there's a shooting and he just reuses one of the pictures with a different caption rather than bothering to do a new drawing

soref, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:43 (six years ago) link

i don't get that last garrison at all.

new noise, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:46 (six years ago) link

the conservative voices exit ramp leads to oblivion?

new noise, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:47 (six years ago) link

the moustache that first one is sort of weird - uncle sam is not usually portrayed with a moustache, right? - but Branco has a moustache himself, so maybe it's a kind of self-portrait

http://www.blogtalkradio.com/api/image/resize/400x297/aHR0cDovL2NkbjIuYnRyc3RhdGljLmNvbS9waWNzL3Nob3dwaWNzL2xhcmdlLzI0ODMzN190V1dJUTRCNy5qcGc/248337_tWWIQ4B7.jpg?mode=Fill

soref, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:52 (six years ago) link

just noticed tears shaped like florida.

new noise, Friday, 2 March 2018 03:56 (six years ago) link

"i don't get that last garrison at all."

Official protectors caught with their pants down, and try to put blame on gun ownership in general.

Don't know what the bloody palms represent.

nickn, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:51 (six years ago) link

Oops, wrong one. The Garrison is saying the social media biggies suppress the conservative POV.

nickn, Friday, 2 March 2018 05:53 (six years ago) link

Also yahoo still a major force in social media if garrison is to be believed.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 2 March 2018 06:16 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DXxMqRTXUAALcQV.jpg

Thomas NAGL (Neil S), Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:40 (six years ago) link

got 'em FULLER!

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 8 March 2018 13:48 (six years ago) link

I like the surprise reveal in the last panel - so the guy wanting to ban guns is a lefty!!!

nickn, Thursday, 8 March 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link

our country is an eternal conflict between the Tasmanian Devil and Droopy Dog

piper at the gates of d'awwww (voodoo chili), Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:15 (six years ago) link

The Social Media Freeway, where Youtube is in the left lane and contains no wingnut conspiracy theory videos that my conservative friends insist I must watch to learn the truth (man.)

Fifteen miles to the Maaaaaatt Schlapp! (Dan Peterson), Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:20 (six years ago) link

^^^lol you should change your DN to Jor

imago, Thursday, 8 March 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

ah yes, marxism, famous for banning assault weapons

adam the (abanana), Monday, 26 March 2018 04:13 (six years ago) link

And ironically the gun looks somewhat like an AK47.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 26 March 2018 04:35 (six years ago) link

How can a ban on guns be represented as a gun? What sense does he think this makes?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 26 March 2018 09:49 (six years ago) link

He's making a point about who the real guns are here.

Daniel_Rf, Monday, 26 March 2018 10:52 (six years ago) link

I've stopped asking those questions about Mr. Garrison tbh

Google Atheist (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 26 March 2018 10:53 (six years ago) link

More than the others in this thread, he's playing to an audience that loves irony, particularly when it suggests that the libtards are guilty of the only sin the audience recognises, hypocrisy.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 26 March 2018 12:11 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

TFW you are unable to find out what Roseanne looks like before you draw your cartoon

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/roseanne_barr-tina-toon.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:12 (six years ago) link

v cool that chuds are just kinda accepting that yeah in fact trump is effectively tackling human trafficking despite, y'know, a lack of any evidence to that effect or even really any public statements from trump about the issue at all

star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:15 (six years ago) link

why do i feel like these are probably the same dorks that wd've been drawing YOU'RE DESTROYING OUR COUNTRY takes when Roseanne was in its prime first time round?

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:43 (six years ago) link

it's as true now as it ever was

star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:44 (six years ago) link

like i'm gonna watch it now

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 11:47 (six years ago) link

god this one is so good

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaS165LX4AApFvU.jpg

star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:20 (six years ago) link

its true, you don't see a lot of kids these day's

frogbs, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:23 (six years ago) link

At first look I thought that this cartoon was making quite an interesting point about the concept of a 'counterculture' and how its co-opting by mainstream culture reflects on not just the absorbing / consuming nature of capitalism but on flaws in the concept of subversion itself as an alternative to actually addressing the disparities in society. Then on second look I realised I had slightly misunderstood the artist's intentions.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:29 (six years ago) link

your read is better

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link

amongst many many many other reasons the look posited in the picture as 1980 was, by 1980, already a commodified lamestream take on a point missed 5 years previously

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:35 (six years ago) link

to be "counter"cultural is always to perform participation in a subculture that has already been assimilated by hegemonic powers

vermicious kid (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link

mainly i'm just happy to learn that i've accidentally joined the counterculture by owning shorts, procreating and remaining white

star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:38 (six years ago) link

it's confusing b/c 1980 guy looks to be about thirty years older than 2018 guy

explosion from DOOM courtesy of id software (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

that's what the using the 'phet and doing some hard counterculturing does to your looks!

calzino, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:51 (six years ago) link

it must be tough work always having to flip the bird whenever you get into someone's field of vision!

calzino, Wednesday, 11 April 2018 14:54 (six years ago) link

is he flicking off his eyebrow artist for not finishing the job on his one blue eyebrow

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 20:48 (six years ago) link

So apparently Tina Toon is Garrison’s wife...

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 20:52 (six years ago) link

that does not sound like a real name, or a real person

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Wednesday, 11 April 2018 22:46 (six years ago) link

Not sure if this is the place for it or the alt-right thread, but military action (especially in Syria) seems to be a bit of a line in the sand for many otherwise diehard Trump supporters. Look at Garrison's latest cartoon for example

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/shared_vision_war.jpg

On /r/The_Donald meanwhile, the usual tone of Trump cheerleading has been replaced by a list of Trump tweets with the occasional generic maga meme.

https://i.imgur.com/g7zuTNx.jpg

Now, how much of this is down to genuine disillusionment and how much down to everyone being Russian bots in the first place I can't say. But it's an interesting bit of data at least.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 15 April 2018 17:41 (six years ago) link

When you’ve lost Alex Jones...

frogbs, Sunday, 15 April 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Da6XzqGUQAIlCEv.jpg:large

ok this is kinda gross

frogbs, Monday, 16 April 2018 17:49 (six years ago) link

i... actually kinda like that one?

Mahogany Loggins (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 16 April 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link

Yeah I gotta say that's pretty good

paolo, Monday, 16 April 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

This thread always pisses me off, I love it

paolo, Monday, 16 April 2018 18:46 (six years ago) link

its remarkably straightforward for a Ben Garrison cartoon so I guess that's a plus

frogbs, Monday, 16 April 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link

Nice that he’s able to provide an explicatory essay with each toon

https://grrrgraphics.com/free-speech-fountains/

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/04/fountains_of_free_speech.jpg

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 19 April 2018 21:36 (six years ago) link

The free speech of conservatives has become a stinking sinkhole due to the intrinsically toxic nature of modern republican thought. A good cartoon.

Daniel_Rf, Thursday, 19 April 2018 21:40 (six years ago) link

I'll say this of garrison: he gets plumbing.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 19 April 2018 21:42 (six years ago) link

"I talked with an elderly woman the other day and she mentioned Walter Cronkite and what a great anchorman he was. It was my sad duty to inform her that he was a far-left globalist who prided himself as being at the right hand of Satan."

Animal Bitrate (Raw Patrick), Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:08 (six years ago) link

holy shit, I thought you were writing as Garrison, not c&p'ing

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 19 April 2018 22:11 (six years ago) link

In John McNaughton’s newest painting, Trump teaches a college student with a “Justice Warrior” textbook how to fish. pic.twitter.com/iwTWDKCc55

— Jack Smith IV (@JackSmithIV) April 27, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 27 April 2018 20:42 (six years ago) link

That's amazing. I had to sell my Justice Warrior textbooks to make rent, which I regret.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Friday, 27 April 2018 21:24 (six years ago) link

Oh boy

https://grrrgraphics.com/the-thought-police/

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 27 April 2018 22:04 (six years ago) link

trump doesn't like fishing because he believes it hurts the fish (which it does)

adam the (abanana), Saturday, 28 April 2018 00:31 (six years ago) link

that drawing of kanye is uncanny

while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Saturday, 28 April 2018 01:09 (six years ago) link

I thought it was more unkanye.

pplains, Saturday, 28 April 2018 03:18 (six years ago) link

^^ lol

https://i.imgur.com/MIsnYkl.jpg

my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 28 April 2018 04:00 (six years ago) link

bernie's socialist jobs program will provide support for both industrial and agricultural workers. a good cartoon.

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 28 April 2018 05:19 (six years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I think Ben sorta missed the point of The Wizard of Oz pic.twitter.com/i0BoKd5Z9r

— Female Body IRespectHer (@NormsRespecter) May 24, 2018

https://grrrgraphics.com/the-wizard-of-twitter/

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 25 May 2018 22:18 (five years ago) link

SMART!

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 26 May 2018 00:04 (five years ago) link

of for fuck's sake

DACA Flocka Flame (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 26 May 2018 01:18 (five years ago) link

CAPITALISM >

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfFv960XcAAM3M7.jpg:large

Neil S, Thursday, 7 June 2018 12:55 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/BfESits.png

ftfy brango yw

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 13:28 (five years ago) link

idgi, though I did first check to see whether the hand was smaller.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 June 2018 13:56 (five years ago) link

lol i wish i had thought of that too tbh. my change was more about where they're going.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:29 (five years ago) link

! Applause 4 U

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 7 June 2018 14:41 (five years ago) link

I can't see a difference between the two - should I?

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 7 June 2018 15:01 (five years ago) link

Cliff-edge now visible in frame

Scape: Goat-fired like a dog! (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 7 June 2018 16:44 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/BmydN60.jpg

admirable restraint shown on the nose, good work Ben

my dreams in the hell-pits (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:14 (five years ago) link

even for Ben Garrison "DEAD LIVES MATTER" is some next level shit

frogbs, Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

I still don't think he's serious.

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:47 (five years ago) link

lol wow.

is that George Michael?

Hazy Maze Cave (Adam Bruneau), Thursday, 7 June 2018 21:53 (five years ago) link

What's worse than ♪♪FREE STUFF♪♪?

GAY ♪♪FREE STUFF♪♪!

he doesn't need to be racist about it though. (Austin), Thursday, 7 June 2018 22:42 (five years ago) link

I have to give Garrison a little bit of credit- his caricature is usually so abysmal that he has to label everyone. That's recognizably Bernie, so uh, good job Ben?

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 9 June 2018 15:52 (five years ago) link

In danger of alienating some of his core fans here-

https://i.imgur.com/Y31qKTG.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 June 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

atheism - the silent killer

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 9 June 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

"Died Resisting"

hmmmmm

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Saturday, 9 June 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link

DEAD

DIED

VENEZUELA DEAD

A Warning to the Karius (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 9 June 2018 18:06 (five years ago) link

lmaooo

I posted this Garrison parody on FB and an elderly Japanese acquaintance appreciated all the helpful English labels pic.twitter.com/jB7EJure1M

— Alex Forrest 🚉 (@380kmh) June 5, 2018

frogbs, Thursday, 14 June 2018 03:29 (five years ago) link

it's only because I spent too long wondering why George W Bush was smoking dope there that I was able to figure out it was meant to be Bill Maher

kelp, clam and carrion (sic), Saturday, 16 June 2018 14:46 (five years ago) link

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/trump_nobel_prize.jpg

― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, June 16, 2018 5:34 AM (eleven hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Why are Richard Dawkins and Paul McCartney so upset?

Brainless Addlepated Timid Muddleheaded Awful No-Account (Pheeel), Saturday, 16 June 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link

that garrison cartoon is the very embodiment of libtears politics

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 16 June 2018 16:07 (five years ago) link

the nobel prize one is...not wrong

gbx, Saturday, 16 June 2018 16:34 (five years ago) link

my eyebrows are a bird
your eyebrows run away

adam the (abanana), Saturday, 16 June 2018 17:48 (five years ago) link

Check the related essay on the Nobel prize one

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 16 June 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

says 2016 so maybe it's been posted on a previous thread but god DAMN

http://martianmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/10/one-weird-trick.png

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Sunday, 17 June 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link

Police with their guns already drawn, confronted by several black men armed with:
1) a burning torch,
2) a set of brass knuckles, and
3) a stick,
plus one unarmed black man, but the police are talking as if they are totally about to die? Weirdly realistic.

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 17 June 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

imo, rightwing cartoons that are full-on alt-right/4-chan neo-nazi like this guy are not really 'batshit', I think to qualify as batshit the cartoon has to be inadvertently giving away more than the cartoonist intended? (Ben Garrison uses alt-right tropes but doesn't really understand them because he's a clueless boomer and is therefore batshit)

soref, Monday, 18 June 2018 07:02 (five years ago) link

yeah that's not batshit, that's just repellent

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 18 June 2018 07:48 (five years ago) link

Yeah, the Martian Mag dude is just straight Nazi; even has his own character in a Groyper pose for a Twitter pic

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 18 June 2018 19:19 (five years ago) link

Ok but the dude getting his ass kicked is literally wearing a Nazi uniform pic.twitter.com/ujcLxo8dV4

— society liver (@NormsRespecter) June 19, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 15:04 (five years ago) link

lol

Frederik B, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 15:31 (five years ago) link

that's too good.

also love the circa '67 Berkeley flower child wielding the "love" sign. these guys' conception of "the Left" really hasn't changed in 40 years.

constitutional crises they fly at u face (will), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link

half the comments under the tweet are people trying to figure out whether it's a legit garrison-esque cartoon, or an attempt to parody garrison and company.

noel gallaghah's high flying burbbhrbhbbhbburbbb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

these guys' conception of "the Left" really hasn't changed in 40 years.

it took at least half a century for the cartoon trope of the bomb-throwing anarchist to die.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 17:14 (five years ago) link

half the comments under the tweet are people trying to figure out whether it's a legit garrison-esque cartoon, or an attempt to parody garrison and company.

I had a look at the cartoonist's twitter feed, and I still can't quite work out what his angle is tbh - https://twitter.com/mackaycartoons/media

(it doesn't help that most of his cartoons are about Canadian politics, about which I know next to nothing).

He doesn't seem particularly right-wing, or particularly 'political' at all for a political cartoonist (which is maybe why the cartoon is confusing, it's what happens when an "I make fun of idiots on the left AND the right" guy tries to tackle this subject?)

soref, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 18:24 (five years ago) link

from his Canadian political cartoons he seems left-leaning (seems both anti-Doug Ford and anti-Justin Trudeau), but also seems to think supporting the more left-leaning NDP is mostly a lost cause. So a pretty typical left of center Canadian basically.

This doesn't really get me much closer to guessing what he's going for with the above cartoon. It doesn't quite work as parody imo.

silverfish, Wednesday, 20 June 2018 20:19 (five years ago) link

makes u think, right?

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 20 June 2018 21:02 (five years ago) link

And don’t come back bawk

omar little, Monday, 25 June 2018 22:00 (five years ago) link

Ben Garrison applies the soft filter to his SHS caricature too apparently

Paul Reverse and the rediaRs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 25 June 2018 23:21 (five years ago) link

i hope my son enjoys the two gifts i got him for christmas, an american flag and a cigarette lighter. there is no way this could backfire pic.twitter.com/dit9lGiwPl

— Frank Furtschool ☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭☭ (@kulturalmarx) June 30, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 1 July 2018 01:44 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/BriOGmt.jpg

Trump, the Unconquerable Sun

Paul Reverse and the rediaRs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 2 July 2018 06:31 (five years ago) link

Smuggest fucking sun I've ever seen

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 2 July 2018 07:27 (five years ago) link

Love how Trump beams in these cartoons and can never manage more than a smirk or a grimace IRL

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 2 July 2018 08:57 (five years ago) link

I like how he's put an eighth note next to the picture of Cher so you know it's Cher

soref, Monday, 2 July 2018 10:31 (five years ago) link

dunno if Trump causing the planet to melt is the best metaphor here

frogbs, Monday, 2 July 2018 13:08 (five years ago) link

Why does Jerry Garcia have a steak on his head?

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 2 July 2018 14:25 (five years ago) link

assume it identifies him as the only one who's wrong

difficult listening hour, Monday, 2 July 2018 15:49 (five years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DhHF0DIW4AIdaGS.jpg

ben takin it to the next level

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 July 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

I remember a few years ago hearing some radio interview with him where he was like "I dont agree with everything the republicans stand for. I'm actually more of a libertarian!"

how's life, Monday, 2 July 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link

It sounded way off-base back then and has just become increasingly absurd.

how's life, Monday, 2 July 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

uh whoa he really is, huh xp

marcos, Monday, 2 July 2018 16:01 (five years ago) link

ok nm that's fake? not that it matters lol

marcos, Monday, 2 July 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

Was just thinking, that doesn't actually look like his work. The four ethnic stereotype heads are all obviously clip art, and BG always includes his copyright and URL beneath his signature. I think this is someone trying to smear him.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 2 July 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link

That said, the really fucked-up thing is that I saw that drawing on Twitter, retweeted by Ron Paul.

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 2 July 2018 16:04 (five years ago) link

so... there are racist stereotype clip art images, is what I've learned from this thread

Οὖτις, Monday, 2 July 2018 16:05 (five years ago) link

yeah i saw the ron paul thing. want to give my heartfelt apologies to ben for my contribution to this besmirching of his otherwise respectable brand

Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 2 July 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link

iirc, Garrison's origin story is that he first came to prominence when 4chan started trolling him by doctoring his loopy conspiracy theorist cartoons so they were explicitly about jews and white nationalism, he spent years trying to stop them, then eventually when the alt-right became a thing ppl like Milo and the Gorilla Mindset guy tapped him to do pictures for them because of the ironic appreciation of his art by their fans? He seems like the he probably would have ended up on the Trump-train regardless

https://media.wired.com/photos/59446bb3bdf4147696f427d9/master/w_532,c_limit/979.jpg

soref, Monday, 2 July 2018 16:22 (five years ago) link

That 'meltdown' one is just another unimaginative iteration of 'let us drink these delicious libtears'. I suspect this is because Ben couldn't figure out how to make the incarceration of toddlers appear as a bold new level of achievement.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 2 July 2018 17:12 (five years ago) link

That walking pyramid is a hell of a thing

Paul Reverse and the rediaRs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 00:30 (five years ago) link

4chan loves a bunch of dumb 80s caricatures signed "A. Wyatt Mann", and the Garrison modifications that Paul reposted are from that batch.

Three Word Username, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 11:49 (five years ago) link

Was wondering how long before he got round to this:

https://grrrgraphics.com/democrat-socialistss-bray-ve-new-world/

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/07/ocasio_cortez_cartoon.jpg

The attached essay is...something.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 16:23 (five years ago) link

Michael Moore is quite the big time power broker in Garrison's imagination. hope nobody tells him about John Oliver!

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 16:29 (five years ago) link

Rob Reiner, too.

grawlix (unperson), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

you mean jerry garcia with a steak on his head?

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 3 July 2018 16:42 (five years ago) link

basically the message here is "democrat but with leftish agenda" correct?

Neil S, Tuesday, 3 July 2018 17:00 (five years ago) link

you mean jerry garcia with a steak on his head?

Oh, meathead, I get it now. Subtle.

Arthur Funzonerelli (stevie), Thursday, 5 July 2018 13:55 (five years ago) link

Helpful, too, since Reiner's done nothing with his life since appearing on a sitcom 40 years ago.

grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 5 July 2018 14:04 (five years ago) link

I love the way he uses the quote from Starship Troopers and am looking forward to someone sending him a link to an interview with Verhoeven and spoiling one of his favourite movies.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 5 July 2018 14:20 (five years ago) link

also these guys are petty enough to want to continue attacking figureheads from like 10-15 years ago e.g. Rosie O’donnell

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 5 July 2018 19:40 (five years ago) link

to be fair, their go-to voices are still shits like Rush and Hannity, so naturally they expect we still hang on Michael Moore's every word.

nonsensei (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 July 2018 19:48 (five years ago) link

he's getting better on likeness, I'll give him that

also I can remember variations of that cartoon that go back to the Reagan era, probably earlier still

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 5 July 2018 20:31 (five years ago) link

That cartoon implies that right-wingers, in their wisdom, recognize the vital necessity of a left wing. And not only that, but the "socialism" wing appears to be the one that's placed properly, with the "democrat" wing being superfluous. I'm not sure that's what Garrison meant to say.

JRN, Thursday, 5 July 2018 21:48 (five years ago) link

A wing marked “Marxism” on the one side and “Leninism” on the other.

Easy

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 5 July 2018 21:51 (five years ago) link

lock thread, it's all over

https://78.media.tumblr.com/c5fbe9df3eca7e8c3d1071c937eb57f7/tumblr_pbvu2whT6p1rr5t33o1_540.jpg

Neil S, Sunday, 15 July 2018 09:59 (five years ago) link

Is that some Lord of the Rings shit

Paul Reverse and the rediaRs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 15 July 2018 10:16 (five years ago) link

Trump as Frodo, I can't even

Neil S, Sunday, 15 July 2018 10:17 (five years ago) link

what the christ

BIG RICHARD ENERGY (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 15 July 2018 10:18 (five years ago) link

Garrison could have at least made him to hobbit scale, given him curly hair etc.

Neil S, Sunday, 15 July 2018 10:19 (five years ago) link

Garrison's list of rules for Trump cartoons dictates that he can never be shorter than anyone else in the panel

Paul Reverse and the rediaRs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 15 July 2018 12:18 (five years ago) link

Is that a Lord of the Rings reference? I assumed that was supposed to be King Arthur, since Trump had been in England.

grawlix (unperson), Sunday, 15 July 2018 13:21 (five years ago) link

omfg

This is a total Jeff Porcaro. (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 15 July 2018 13:22 (five years ago) link

Seems like Garrison's cartoons have been making fewer references to Trump's political accomplishments lately. When they aren't exclusively about sweet libtears, they descend to pure fanfic territory. Why not highlight Trump's delightful trade wars and the cornucopia of good things they will bring to his loyal acolytes? Why isn't he following Trump's strong and sure leadership by demonizing Harley-Davidson?

A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 15 July 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link

First Jerry Garcia with a steak on his head, now Phil Manzanera with a boxing championship belt on his head. Can’t wait to see how these dots connect.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Sunday, 15 July 2018 17:38 (five years ago) link

He's stealing Dan Lacey's shtick.

nickn, Sunday, 15 July 2018 22:25 (five years ago) link

Remember when Watchmen was trying to be over the top but they accidentally predicted Ben Garrison? pic.twitter.com/vSfgJfcVm6

— Guerilla Mindset (@JackDexterity) July 15, 2018

Also Kelly, with the crying Liberty

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 16 July 2018 03:57 (five years ago) link

why is he even drawing cartoons about Roy Moore in July 2018 anyway?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DiKsL_mU0AAheqi.jpg

soref, Monday, 16 July 2018 17:25 (five years ago) link

"liked young ladies"

nickn, Monday, 16 July 2018 17:54 (five years ago) link

"once"

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Monday, 16 July 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link

I want to change Roy Moore's hat to read 'CRIME'

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 16 July 2018 19:56 (five years ago) link

Isn't it still pretty bad for a cultural conservative to like strippers?

Frederik B, Monday, 16 July 2018 20:27 (five years ago) link

Publicly, depends

Privately, hell no

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 00:11 (five years ago) link

Oh hell yeah, Garrison is expanding into Canadian commentary:

https://grrrgraphics.com/canadas-trudeau-gun-control-law/

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 07:38 (five years ago) link

It’s tape, it’s red and still it deserves a label.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 08:10 (five years ago) link

I'm wondering who the guy on the right is. He seems to have a hunting rifle, is dressed like a hunter, and there's a moose in the background, but I don't see "law abiding hunter" written on his chest, so I'm not sure.

nickn, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

I just now noticed that it's "grrrgraphics" and not just "grrrraphics." I always picture that URL being read by Tony the Tiger.

Eliza D., Tuesday, 17 July 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

How many times is he gonna go back to the "RED TAPE! GET IT? IT'S RED, AND IT'S TAPE, AND I HAVE HELPFULLY LABELED IT AS SUCH FOR YOU" well?

https://78.media.tumblr.com/f927869e25b2f2d2571238e4db96b6d5/tumblr_pbljvfgceo1rr5t33o1_1280.jpg

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 17 July 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link

had to google about the eyebrow seeing as keeps drawing that detail.

visiting, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 19:05 (five years ago) link

*he keeps

visiting, Tuesday, 17 July 2018 19:15 (five years ago) link

I’m not the first one to notice this but check out the patrol hunting for escaped slaves here:

My new painting – “Crossing the Swamp”
“Never give up. Never lower your light.
Never stop till the swamp is dry.” – Jon McNaughton
For a list of figures in the boat: https://t.co/ZIPdkBgcFU pic.twitter.com/CTPndvK5LM

— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) July 31, 2018

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 31 July 2018 18:43 (five years ago) link

looking forward to some of those people being airbrushed out

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 1 August 2018 03:39 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

holy sheepshit

Paul Reverse and the rediaRs (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 00:27 (five years ago) link

Although surprisingly good insight into the minds of the Queensland LNP.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 21 August 2018 00:29 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Your #MondayMotivation #LaborDay #Election2018 #Midterms #BenGarrison #cartoon- The #BlueWave2018 #BeachClosed! #Democrats are all wet - #GoREDWAVE Wash away Blue states! #BlueWave= #HillaryClinton #Obama LOL read the post/ original art at https://t.co/6VLaHsfstt pic.twitter.com/xHZegza0Sp

— GrrrGraphics Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) September 3, 2018

nxd, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:46 (five years ago) link

i think he forgot to label a few things

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link

i'm sure that is how trump really uses a hammer.

visiting, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

is that supposed to suggest that trump is about to be crushed under an unstoppable blue tsunami?

my dream is to never be a champion (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link

oh i get it, the censor ship

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 16:30 (five years ago) link

being steered by a pyramid.

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 18:30 (five years ago) link

I definitely spent about 10 seconds trying to figure out if "AAAOOGAH" means anything.

Also the poop and syringes? Why is Google fishing? A leak on the censor ship? The captain is a pyramid?

silverfish, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 18:31 (five years ago) link

who is the peewee herman-looking fellow with obama's chin on his forehead?

mark s, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 19:00 (five years ago) link

Lol, statue of liberty hanging from facebook f must be a kelly from the onion call out?

Also Cohen surfing on globalism o_0

Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 19:04 (five years ago) link

Shout out rather, not call out.

Neuer write off the germans (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 19:06 (five years ago) link

mark - by elimination it must be James Comey.

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 4 September 2018 21:21 (five years ago) link

Bernie's a crustacean.

outside, you're never alone. (Austin), Tuesday, 4 September 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link

wait are the wave words things that are being said or labels for the beings saying them? globalism! russia! more taxes!

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 5 September 2018 15:22 (five years ago) link

YAAAGH

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/kapernick_nike_nfl_cartoon.jpg

Neil S, Thursday, 6 September 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link

that's probably the best, most pure cartooning Garrison has ever done

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 6 September 2018 18:46 (five years ago) link

check suit guy just wanted to watch some football :-(

Neil S, Thursday, 6 September 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link

Stan from Monkey Island has gotten thin-skinned.

adam the (abanana), Thursday, 6 September 2018 23:14 (five years ago) link

hahahaha

one of my favorite sprites to imitate as a child, that

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 6 September 2018 23:24 (five years ago) link

And lucy is... kneeling. I see now.

All right! A new season! (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 September 2018 10:05 (five years ago) link

Twee Treason's new album on Carpark is streaming on bandcamp btw

omar little, Friday, 7 September 2018 20:08 (five years ago) link

RACISSS
PISHH
PAZ

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 7 September 2018 20:25 (five years ago) link

lol @ Garrison hyperidentifying with trump to the point that he labels him as 'ben garrison'

All right! A new season! (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 7 September 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

don't think he's ever heard music in his life

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Friday, 7 September 2018 20:39 (five years ago) link

plinka trinka!

guardians of the gums: i am tooth (voodoo chili), Friday, 7 September 2018 20:40 (five years ago) link

what's up with the handmaid's tale gallery?

got the scuba tube blowin' like a snork (Doctor Casino), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:40 (five years ago) link

Apparently that actually happened? Folks showed up in costume

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:45 (five years ago) link

There have been protestors dressed in the costumes to point out the fact that nobody's fucking stupid enough to believe he isn't being appointed as the fifth vote to gut Roe

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:46 (five years ago) link

i'm the resist trombone going "brrrap"

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

brrrap

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 7 September 2018 21:49 (five years ago) link

not rightwing per se but jesus christ

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Dmybze7V4AAXDqv.jpg

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 September 2018 12:21 (five years ago) link

xps seems odd that Trump would bother going to something feat. an Anti Trump Overture but luckily he's blocked up his ears so...

Ned Trifle X, Tuesday, 11 September 2018 15:05 (five years ago) link

Grimly posting this terrible thing here

https://images.indianexpress.com/2018/09/serena-cartoon-759.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 07:12 (five years ago) link

Because today...

Tomorrow's @theheraldsun front page tonight #auspol #springst pic.twitter.com/2nuLbKppku

— damon johnston (@damonheraldsun) September 11, 2018

It's a bit like the Jyllands-Posten Muhammad cartoons controversy, but even more stupid somehow

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 07:15 (five years ago) link

for context that paper is the worst Murdoch rag ave they know exactly what they’re doing ugh.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 07:25 (five years ago) link

also, a startling number of australians genuinely don’t GET IT. they’re all “but she did throw a tantrum! that’s how she looks! that’s how caricature is!”.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 07:26 (five years ago) link

If you're feeling particularly generous, "I am unaware of this history of racist cartoons" is a plausible response, though not a great one if you're a professional cartoonist (or anyone who hasn't been shut in a box for their entire lives). However the next statement should be "I apologise for unintentionally perpetrating this stereotype", not "therefore my cartoon is not racist".

Winner of the 2018 Great British Bae *cough* (ledge), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 11:29 (five years ago) link

perpetrating perpetuating

Winner of the 2018 Great British Bae *cough* (ledge), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 11:30 (five years ago) link

even if you give him plausible deniability on that somehow he did still draw Osaka as a blonde white lady

frogbs, Wednesday, 12 September 2018 11:56 (five years ago) link

should "(by the way he's our new Prime Minister)" be read as the paper admitting that this guy sucks at caricature

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 12:20 (five years ago) link

Good point DJ Mencap!

If you need to exhaustively label your caricatures (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, BEN GARRISON), maybe you need to work at drawing recognizable likenesses before you venture into caricature.

Never mind the bollards (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 12:40 (five years ago) link

ben garrison's caricatures are usually recognisable, though, but he's forced to obsessively label each and every element of his images because he is gripped by some kind of brain disease

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 12:43 (five years ago) link

If I could draw, my cartoon of that would have an angry crab labeled BRAIN DISEASE gripping the head of a figure labeled BEN GARRISON.

Never mind the bollards (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 12 September 2018 12:52 (five years ago) link

Ben Garrison's descent into pessimism continues.

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/burning_free_speech_cartoon.jpg

I don't like some of the dancing people, but at least they have chosen some good stuff for their fire.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 September 2018 21:19 (five years ago) link

I'm not sure if Xi gives much of a fuck about Info Wars or Tommy Robinson tbh!

calzino, Thursday, 13 September 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link

That's just his public persona. In private he naturally likes to dance merrily over the flaming remnants of the careers of conservative pundits and cartoonists.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 13 September 2018 21:32 (five years ago) link

I like how he can't be bothered to draw Tim Cook or Sergey Brin or Larry Page but he definitely got Zuckerberg captured in full old-timey racist"evil jew"caricature style.

joygoat, Thursday, 13 September 2018 21:39 (five years ago) link

The CEO of Apple is burning one of his own products because it's displaying an upside down (SATANIC) cross, I guess that's... good?

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 14 September 2018 00:11 (five years ago) link

Ben Garrison is anti-business! He apparently favors some kind of government regulations that would require Facebook, Twitter, Apple, Google and other fine job creators to do things they feel hurts their shareholders and their profits. Obviously, he hates the free market!!

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 14 September 2018 03:35 (five years ago) link

I like how he can't be bothered to draw Tim Cook or Sergey Brin or Larry Page but he definitely got Zuckerberg captured in full old-timey racist"evil jew"caricature style.

LOL was just coming here to say the same

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 14 September 2018 04:05 (five years ago) link

Apparently Ben’s an Anti-vaxxer now?

Also that YouTube and google are two people, despite one being a fully owned subsidiary of the other.

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 14 September 2018 07:14 (five years ago) link

I’m impressed he thinks his fans no about the Winnie the Pooh thing and hasn’t slapped a big ‘Xi’ on Xi.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 14 September 2018 07:50 (five years ago) link

No- know

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 14 September 2018 07:51 (five years ago) link

why does Roosh have no features, is this a new pick-up artist thing

Neil S, Friday, 14 September 2018 07:56 (five years ago) link

From the blog post with the cartoon

The authoritarian left continues to shut down free speech and they’re getting away with it.

Their latest victim, ‘Roosh,’ sold his books for years on Amazon. His books mostly proffered advice about picking up girls. It’s an unsavory subject to many—especially feminists—but it’s his free speech and he wasn’t advising anything illegal. Bezos suddenly pulled the plug on Roosh’s books—many which were selling well. Who’s next? Conservative cartoonist books because the content offends the left?
Which I understand to mean that he has never heard of Roosh before and has drawn this because it's the latest story doing the rounds on breitbart / the_donald

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 14 September 2018 08:20 (five years ago) link

'Roosh'

All right! A new season! (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 14 September 2018 09:19 (five years ago) link

Who’s next? Conservative cartoonist books because the content offends the left?

lol don't flatter yourself

Daniel_Rf, Friday, 14 September 2018 09:24 (five years ago) link

apart from everything else stupid about this, the cartoonist doesn't appear to understand how clocks work

https://78.media.tumblr.com/ff569c3f2b35f408aaf1f757d92e2883/tumblr_pfaxkrtREv1rr5t33o1_1280.jpg

Neil S, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 12:24 (five years ago) link

lmao

lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 12:26 (five years ago) link

defines "self-own"

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 19 September 2018 13:16 (five years ago) link

(uncomfortable benefit of the doubt post)
Maybe he's saying that's what the Dems are doing, and they don't understand that won't work.

nickn, Wednesday, 19 September 2018 16:38 (five years ago) link

This is a disgrace. I’ve come to expect the worst from Gary Varvel, but never making light of sexual assault. @indystar should have never printed this and should condemn it now. This discredits and disrespects the great journalists that work there, let alone victims of assault pic.twitter.com/46MIcLVXfT

— Adam Burtner (@Adam_Burtner) September 24, 2018

Lee626, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 11:08 (five years ago) link

(sry for small size, original has been pulled offline and i couldn't find it elsewhere after a quick search)

Lee626, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 11:11 (five years ago) link

man the righties are really saying the quiet part loud on this one

frogbs, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 13:00 (five years ago) link

Fucking abhorrent cartoon

flappy bird, Tuesday, 25 September 2018 21:30 (five years ago) link

this makes Garrison look subtle

https://i.imgur.com/w4uB4cc.png

frogbs, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:21 (five years ago) link

christ

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 13:22 (five years ago) link

up there with the worst things i’ve ever seen, brb gonna remove my eyes

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link

yeah uh trigger warning for sexual assault on that one, folks

that is utterly, utterly foul

shrek and han solo kinda dress the same (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:30 (five years ago) link

It's like Ben Garrison crossed with Martin Rowson crossed with severe mercury poisoning, this cartoonist needs some sort of professional help immediately.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 14:35 (five years ago) link

So Brett wears thong underwear?

nickn, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

speaking of trigger warnings I was surprised/slightly dismayed by the number of people sharing that cartoon of Lady Justice or whatever being pinned to the ground with a hand over her mouth last week. I get the sentiment but like this Chris Hayes tweet, it's ...counter productive? unnecessary? idk:

So even though Dr Ford is saying please stop, slow down, I’m not comfortable with the way this is going, the GOP is gonna plow through, ignore her telling them to stop and just take what they think is rightfully theirs?

— Chris Hayes (@chrislhayes) September 22, 2018

flappy bird, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 18:11 (five years ago) link

I'm glad the cartoonist decided to add the "gang rape" and "victim" tags there, cos otherwise the image would've been way too ambiguous.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:13 (five years ago) link

Please don’t bring Martin Rowson into this there is a difference between grotesque and utterly utterly abhorrent.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link

speaking of trigger warnings I was surprised/slightly dismayed by the number of people sharing that cartoon of Lady Justice or whatever being pinned to the ground with a hand over her mouth last week. I get the sentiment but like this Chris Hayes tweet, it's ...counter productive? unnecessary? idk

my friend sara who's a cartoonist has been posting about how this shit is kinda actually harmful

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

i hate it too

princess of hell (BradNelson), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 20:26 (five years ago) link

yeah, as if drawing or describing assault in detail is going to do... anything? Other than upset people? It’s so earnest, too - yet totally tone deaf

flappy bird, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:43 (five years ago) link

I think CAAL was just naming Rowson as stylistically similar to that godawful thing that shouldn't have really been linked. But yeah, I'm not a fan of Rowson's drawing style or colour sense, but he seems quite wonderful in this company!

calzino, Tuesday, 2 October 2018 21:56 (five years ago) link

Yes, I was talking about Rowson's drawing style, which looks quite like that thing. I don't really like his style. His politics are OK.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 22:55 (five years ago) link

Look, this is also a bad cartoon, and requires the same trigger warning, even if it isn't batshit or right-wing.

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2018/sep/28/martin-rowson-brett-kavanaugh-donald-trump-us-supreme-court-nomination-cartoon

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 23:05 (five years ago) link

A bit late to be topical, but anyway

lmfao pic.twitter.com/Q5XKIo0kdu

— Will🦕Menaker (@willmenaker) October 15, 2018

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 16 October 2018 19:57 (five years ago) link

too bad kid, we found your horse-porn stash and you didn't pay the ransom!

calzino, Tuesday, 16 October 2018 20:01 (five years ago) link

GNNNNNNAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

https://i.imgur.com/LnO4lbF.jpg

himalayan mountain hole (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 18 October 2018 12:34 (five years ago) link

*pats cross*

still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Thursday, 18 October 2018 13:16 (five years ago) link

*slaps top of cross*

you can fit so many justifications for oppression in this baby

DEATH PUPPET (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 18 October 2018 21:00 (five years ago) link

two weeks pass...

HOW TO VOTE - https://t.co/Qtp3PuUDXE ADMIN pic.twitter.com/powkxbl6Al

— da share z0ne (@dasharez0ne) November 5, 2018

Fetchboy, Monday, 5 November 2018 20:37 (five years ago) link

lmaoooo yes

frogbs, Monday, 5 November 2018 20:42 (five years ago) link

A+++

she carries a torch. two torches, actually (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Monday, 5 November 2018 20:44 (five years ago) link

I will never appologize for eating chip's

Glasnostradamus (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 5 November 2018 20:53 (five years ago) link

dasharez0ne is too good and pure for this world

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 5 November 2018 21:08 (five years ago) link

Leonard Maltin is angry

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 5 November 2018 23:44 (five years ago) link

The mind-boggling depths of stupidity to which Garrison is capable of diving never ceases to amaze. His gift truly never stops giving. https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/11/democrat_slavery_cartoon.jpg

bumbling my way toward the light or wahtever (hardcore dilettante), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 01:38 (five years ago) link

🐐

flappy bird, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 02:17 (five years ago) link

it's the collab we all wanted

nxd, Tuesday, 6 November 2018 09:26 (five years ago) link

Mcnaughton/garrison collab would be epic

Glasnostradamus (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 16:59 (five years ago) link

wow i had no idea colonel sanders was so generous to his employees

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 6 November 2018 17:22 (five years ago) link

http://martianmagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/06/leap-of-faith-copy.png

One of those instances where we cannot speak of an 'intentional fallacy', as evidenced by his Twitter feed.

pomenitul, Friday, 9 November 2018 09:25 (five years ago) link

THANKS SATAN

Neil S, Friday, 9 November 2018 09:27 (five years ago) link

Turns out Satan's a pretty chill dude.

pomenitul, Friday, 9 November 2018 09:28 (five years ago) link

But we already knew that.

pomenitul, Friday, 9 November 2018 09:28 (five years ago) link

Satan is love

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 9 November 2018 09:30 (five years ago) link

I can't believe those paedophiles in freaky costumes all lied to me.

calzino, Friday, 9 November 2018 09:47 (five years ago) link

Even if no one else believes in you, IDO

Sing The Mighty Beat (sic), Friday, 9 November 2018 19:28 (five years ago) link

hail satan

princess of hell (BradNelson), Friday, 9 November 2018 19:32 (five years ago) link

otm

i want donald duck to scream into my dick (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 9 November 2018 19:34 (five years ago) link

not quite a cartoon but still batshit

https://i.redd.it/fn21h1c3hiz11.jpg

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:24 (five years ago) link

nice prancing Donnie

Neil S, Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:31 (five years ago) link

mincing into the endzone to own the libs

sign up for my waterless urinals webinar (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 20 November 2018 16:33 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Well, at least he didn't put the noose next to a black person, I guess...? um...

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 13:29 (five years ago) link

can I really buy some walnuts that say "capitalism" on them?

silverfish, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 13:43 (five years ago) link

this is the Ronaldinho bottle opener all over again

Neil S, Wednesday, 12 December 2018 13:44 (five years ago) link

under capitalism, you can print whatever you like on your walnuts - that's the beauty of the free market

fans annoyed as emily atack screams over nick knowles' kumquat (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 13:44 (five years ago) link

RAYCIS!

ヽ(_ _ヽ)彡 ᴵ'ᵐ ᵒᵏᵃʸ_(・_ .)/ (FlopsyDuck), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 14:59 (five years ago) link

that's really awful and i hate that it's on ilx tbh

|Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 15:12 (five years ago) link

Every time I think Garrison couldn’t get more stupid, he finds a way.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link

eeeeuuuuccchhhhh

blood, loud screaming and nudity (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 23:29 (five years ago) link

Right Wing Aesthetics is a topic that needs some examination.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 12 December 2018 23:49 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

Yes, the 2nd Amendment certainly is a winning card against the Deep State!

https://66.media.tumblr.com/e9f92ff8a6043679fca61b4dcf7c6dad/tumblr_pbabot6aIQ1qzqujdo1_540.png

Neil S, Thursday, 17 January 2019 08:38 (five years ago) link

pretty sure the bill of rights doesn't start with "The Bill of Rights was written"

adam the (abanana), Thursday, 17 January 2019 14:18 (five years ago) link

2 is the lowest card.

pomenitul, Thursday, 17 January 2019 14:27 (five years ago) link

He could at least have put down a good blackjack hand to pair it with, but guessing "thinking things through properly" isn't really this artist's strong suit.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 17 January 2019 14:31 (five years ago) link

No Limit/Pen & Pixel a much more influential aesthetic force than i initially gave them credit for

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:40 (five years ago) link

That image isn't supposed to appeal to logic or rationality. It just takes certain symbols that its audience reacts strongly to and places them into a suggestive juxtaposition, in order to induce an emotional state. Treating it as a formal argument is all backwards.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

framed as such, it approaches ancient religious art: all of the symbols of myth and religious veneration are there.

I actually kind of love it.

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 17 January 2019 17:59 (five years ago) link

When did Mummenschanz get political?

Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Thursday, 17 January 2019 18:39 (five years ago) link

When they split off from the Baader-Meinhof Gang in 1971

blood, loud screaming and nudity (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 18 January 2019 04:37 (five years ago) link

The Deep State pyramid monster THINKS the fake news blood spattered Ace of Spades is its ace in the hole, but the humble two of hearts TRUMPs the Illuminati obelisk, with bullets

Bnad, Friday, 18 January 2019 05:11 (five years ago) link

Hilariously, if you look closely, the stuff under "The Bill of Rights" on that card is not the actual amendments, it's a list of facts ABOUT the Bill of Rights.

Plinka Trinka Banga Tink (Eliza D.), Friday, 18 January 2019 14:27 (five years ago) link

Someday Ben Garrison will be dead, but this will live on in history books as evidence of just how deranged white supremacy was in 21st century America pic.twitter.com/TiWIyWppPN

— Adam Weinstein (@AdamWeinstein) January 23, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 24 January 2019 14:28 (five years ago) link

wow, that's vile.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 24 January 2019 15:44 (five years ago) link

I bet the Onion cartoonist is upset he didn't come up with that first

frogbs, Thursday, 24 January 2019 15:47 (five years ago) link

leftwing cartoons here but wtf at saltz giving this stuff his attention as if it has any greater artistic/political merit than any five hundred other people on the web
https://www.vulture.com/2019/01/jim-carrey-art-paintings-political-cartoons.html

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 January 2019 20:02 (five years ago) link

http://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/vulture/2019/01/18/magazine/jim-carrey/jim-carrey-4.nocrop.w710.h2147483647.jpg
tell me that this would be covered seriously anywhere if it weren't drawn by a millionaire

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 25 January 2019 20:03 (five years ago) link

it looks like a satire of the left

Mordy, Friday, 25 January 2019 20:21 (five years ago) link

Just going full-on judenrat here, isn’t he

New #BenGarrison #FridayMotivation #cartoon #MAGAHat comparison Double Vision- #StayTooned #ToonTroops! Read the Post at https://t.co/jCPOTJkMBb pic.twitter.com/QzOATqefmh

— GrrrGraphics Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) January 25, 2019

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 26 January 2019 03:24 (five years ago) link

what do u mean

Mordy, Saturday, 26 January 2019 03:31 (five years ago) link

Its an antisemetic caricature on the left

i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 26 January 2019 08:56 (five years ago) link

Is it not Nathan Phillips?

Andrew Farrell, Saturday, 26 January 2019 11:35 (five years ago) link

It is - but it does seem to be situated in a history of anti-Semitic cartoons.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Saturday, 26 January 2019 13:43 (five years ago) link

That’s not what “judenrat” means

Mordy, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:17 (five years ago) link

For those who don't know, 'Rat' = 'council' in German.

pomenitul, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:18 (five years ago) link

Incidentally, isn't that Garrison cartoon about how the left is supposedly projecting antisemitism onto Trump and co.?

pomenitul, Saturday, 26 January 2019 15:19 (five years ago) link

America First, Jobs!, Justice, Wall

adam the (abanana), Sunday, 27 January 2019 01:45 (five years ago) link

Oops, my error

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 29 January 2019 01:02 (five years ago) link

Oh hell yeah Gen X represent:
https://www.grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/01/Ren_and_OAC-1.jpg

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:02 (five years ago) link

oh man what is going on w the skin coloration here

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:13 (five years ago) link

i gotta admit, that's so completely batshit i lol'd
says so much more about the cartoonist than anything else of course. also he can't draw ren.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 19:34 (five years ago) link

tina toons are by his wife.

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link

well she can't draw ren

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 January 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link

The right have been fairly uniform in their adoption of the idea that she's stupid etc.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Thursday, 31 January 2019 00:21 (five years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/CKoqBly.jpg

pomenitul, Sunday, 3 February 2019 09:26 (five years ago) link

hahahahahahaaaaaa

blood, loud screaming and nudity (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 3 February 2019 09:47 (five years ago) link

that is, in every sense, incredible

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 February 2019 10:06 (five years ago) link

Somehow I doubt it passes the intentionality test, but that's neither here nor there given the use that's being made of it.

pomenitul, Sunday, 3 February 2019 10:08 (five years ago) link

The plot thickens. Looks like someone inserted Trump & co. into an inverted close-up of this digital painting:

https://www.deviantart.com/seansoong/art/Ming-Men-Lake-358359052

pomenitul, Sunday, 3 February 2019 10:24 (five years ago) link

Here's the 'original': https://www.facebook.com/Gumbydambit/posts/10214195766914868

In response to someone who balks at Trump's moral transgressions:

And what were you like before you got saved? I can think back on some times in my life and wish I could take it back but we can't on our own. Jesus made it possible by dying a death we deserve. He forgives and FORGETS so who are we to judge our brethren's past if Jesus doesn't once we are saved?

In response to someone accusing the 'artist' of taking the piss:

I'm not drinking anyone's Koolaid if that's a Jim Jones reference. I asked for people to pray that Trump can stop these laws/lawmakers from murdering babies! Is that a problem for you?

Additional exegeses:

More truth in this pic than you may realize.

🙏God please protect our president and the babies.🙏

How can Hillary Clinton support abortion when she is a grandmother! Would she have wanted Chelsea to have her two grandchildren murdered? No one has ever been given the right to murder innocent children no matter how much they say or do to convince others it is a woman's body to do with as she chooses. That is a lie!

pomenitul, Sunday, 3 February 2019 10:32 (five years ago) link

undead hillary is a re-'shop of this pic from at least 3 years ago: https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/948177-hillary-clinton

adam the (abanana), Sunday, 3 February 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

what's so evil about skulls and pepperoni pizza?

StanM, Sunday, 3 February 2019 16:39 (five years ago) link

pizza = paedophilia

skulls are just cool i guess

maxwell’s silver hang suite (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 3 February 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link

"this is a can devour soul lake"

Scam jam, thank you ma’am (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 3 February 2019 17:44 (five years ago) link

I assume that's Jacob Rothschild up there with the conjunctivitis?

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 4 February 2019 04:01 (five years ago) link

That’s always a safe bet

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 20:25 (five years ago) link

Who's the dude left of Obama? Or the guys right to B. Clinton?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 21:56 (five years ago) link

Rod Rosenstein, Peter Strzok, Robert Mueller.

The Very Fugly Caterpillar (sic), Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:05 (five years ago) link

And the man facing down the tank... a young, bearded Vladimir Putin.

Bnad, Wednesday, 6 February 2019 22:29 (five years ago) link

The Pope is aligned with the Freemasons???

tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 7 February 2019 04:52 (five years ago) link

They are all 12ft lizzards IIRC

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Thursday, 7 February 2019 04:56 (five years ago) link

In six months these people will have false memories of him literally carrying rescued babies out of Comet Pizza

https://i.imgur.com/WlUHd9f.jpg

blood, loud screaming and nudity (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 7 February 2019 07:38 (five years ago) link

Oh boy

https://grrrgraphics.com/aocs-bar-drink-up-suckers/

Nice Puerto Rico pendant

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 14 February 2019 00:03 (five years ago) link

That thumb

٩༼ º෴º ༽۶ (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 14 February 2019 00:31 (five years ago) link

Even Ben can't figure out how to make AOC look ugly and menacing. Giving her big teeth was the best he could manage.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 14 February 2019 00:47 (five years ago) link

my favorite new conservative comic pic.twitter.com/c6migSJZfF

— KT Nelson (@KrangTNelson) February 9, 2019

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:15 (five years ago) link

is this the new osama-thumbs-up.jpg

https://static1.squarespace.com/static/56c635262eeb815e874e5678/t/5c65835f4e17b6600b87d8f5/1550156643499/?format=750w

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:19 (five years ago) link

i dunno but you have to admit that's a knee slapper.

affects breves telnet (Gummy Gummy), Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:21 (five years ago) link

this guy kinda reminds me of Maria Grasmick, someone who I think might be legitimately insane

https://www.instagram.com/p/BskmM3Dg6I5/

frogbs, Thursday, 14 February 2019 15:26 (five years ago) link

Not a cartoon, but undoubtedly batshit:

https://i.redd.it/96czfyjp8og21.jpg

pomenitul, Friday, 15 February 2019 12:42 (five years ago) link

that pretty sums it up

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 15 February 2019 12:55 (five years ago) link

much

Rhine Jive Click Bait (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 15 February 2019 12:55 (five years ago) link

Grrr going full dddees
https://i.imgur.com/wJvlSiU.jpg

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 07:34 (five years ago) link

why is autism in quotes?

flappy bird, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 17:39 (five years ago) link

because question everything

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 26 February 2019 17:41 (five years ago) link

it's shit that BIG PHARMA invents to sell more drugs?

calzino, Tuesday, 26 February 2019 17:51 (five years ago) link

because the memphis belle used quote marks on its artwork.

i'll give him credit: turning "DFA" into "FDA" is clever.

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 00:40 (five years ago) link

Another lovely site: http://tomstiglich.com

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 27 February 2019 00:58 (five years ago) link

pic.twitter.com/DGbGl7QCiO

— Cursed Boomer Images (@WeWuzBoomers) March 1, 2019

Neil S, Friday, 1 March 2019 14:10 (five years ago) link

The feels!

https://i.redd.it/rihkrt2x6jl21.png

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 March 2019 22:48 (five years ago) link

So, poor old US of A is getting trampled by the EU, the UN, California, and... Reddit? Huh?

Tuomas, Monday, 11 March 2019 22:52 (five years ago) link

I think it's the reddit logo on a Mexican flag?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 March 2019 22:57 (five years ago) link

honestly your guess is as good as mine as to why

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 March 2019 22:57 (five years ago) link

I figured it was just that it's an "alien."

nickn, Monday, 11 March 2019 23:03 (five years ago) link

the picture is from reddit/the_donald so they may have changed it or maybe it refers to something on reddit, is reddit owned by a Mexican company or something?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 11 March 2019 23:30 (five years ago) link

ffs ppl, given the care to painting in folds and light sources in the other flags, the artist would surely have painted in the reddit alien if it was in the original, instead of quickly photoshopping it over the top once they were done spending days painting the rest of it

steven, soda jerk (sic), Monday, 11 March 2019 23:40 (five years ago) link

google for "mexican flag trump painting"

steven, soda jerk (sic), Monday, 11 March 2019 23:41 (five years ago) link

https://www.sltrib.com/news/2019/03/06/provo-political-painter/

also, pixels

steven, soda jerk (sic), Monday, 11 March 2019 23:42 (five years ago) link

oh well, anyway, there it is, a thing from 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 00:14 (five years ago) link

original for the record

https://66.media.tumblr.com/55561fd3d080169ffcd14cb8faab8034/tumblr_pnyxuyO2ph1rr5t33o1_1280.jpg

Neil S, Tuesday, 12 March 2019 07:31 (five years ago) link

Aww, Trump dropped his dolly

Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Tuesday, 12 March 2019 23:44 (five years ago) link

Conservatism means being furious, scared, and horny all at the same time pic.twitter.com/4ozTbtPphI

— Ryan Boyd (@ryanaboyd) March 14, 2019

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 14 March 2019 21:47 (five years ago) link

wow

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 14 March 2019 21:48 (five years ago) link

Appropriate username here, ulysses

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 14 March 2019 21:55 (five years ago) link

enjoying the way open leftism so rapidly restores to the "we're the new counterculture! do what you feel!" right of 2016 its proper burden of trying to get u off on anality. look away, they want u to be FRREE

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 14 March 2019 22:02 (five years ago) link

huh?

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 15 March 2019 07:11 (five years ago) link

AOC is cool, so opposing her is uncool - people used to make the same point about Beto O'Rourke, but have, er, stopped.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 March 2019 11:20 (five years ago) link

trying to get u off on anality.

hawt

kiss me dadly (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 15 March 2019 11:30 (five years ago) link

He gave Kamala Harris, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Tulsi Gabbard enormous angel's wings. Some bearded guy in a checked shirt (with very strange hands) is shackled to the USA. But the USA is securely founded upon Millennials. It all makes perfect sense!

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 15 March 2019 16:28 (five years ago) link

He also continues to give AOC darker skin

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 15 March 2019 16:38 (five years ago) link

If you're not as pale as a female Fox News anchor, you're black.

pomenitul, Friday, 15 March 2019 16:40 (five years ago) link

p much

heinrich boll weevil (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 15 March 2019 16:41 (five years ago) link

Strange that he selects the three darkest-skinned female candidates rather than the three most socialist ones

Bnad, Friday, 15 March 2019 21:26 (five years ago) link

It's OK because he gave AOC clothing made of leaves and shells to highlight her primitive status.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Friday, 15 March 2019 23:22 (five years ago) link

shouldn't trump be tied up because he wants to hear the song? or is mr. millennials the real leader?

adam the (abanana), Friday, 15 March 2019 23:51 (five years ago) link

This is a fun game.

Aiding people = good, AIDS = bad
Pain = bad, pain au chocolat = good
Existence = good, existential crises = bad

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 March 2019 20:30 (five years ago) link

Garrison thinks he understands brexit

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/03/brexit_farage_may-1024x769.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:10 (five years ago) link

i cannot fucking parse that at all

i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:13 (five years ago) link

May is basically Damien Hirst in disguise?

calzino, Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:14 (five years ago) link

The blurb with it, um, explains? Not sure that's the word.

Britain’s Prime Minister Theresa May claims she’s on the side of the public when it comes to Brexit, but other than her tennis match with Parliament, nothing ever seems to happen.

Her unacceptable ‘deal’ to leave the EU continues to be rejected. Why can’t Britain just leave with no deal? The globalists claim it would be economically disastrous. Maybe, for them.

The pro-Brexit Nigel Farage is disgusted that May rules out leaving the EU without a deal. He called the Prime Minister’s performance “appalling and pathetic.”

It has been nearly three years since Brexit was passed by British citizens, but little progress has been made on actually exiting. British citizens have for too long experienced taxation without representation. They have become slaves to the dictates of gray bureaucrats in the globalist de facto capitol, Brussels. Ignoring the millions of voters who want Brexit is courting danger—maybe even a revolution.

Think France.

It’s time for Britain to ‘walk away’ from the EU. Instead, they’re walking into another variation of the EU cage by means of trickery and delay tactics.

It’s time for May to resign.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:15 (five years ago) link

makes u think

i'm w/ tato, super hot AND weird!! (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:17 (five years ago) link

"I drew a political cartoon, here's a paragraph that explains it"

flappy bird, Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:26 (five years ago) link

like what's that lock actually locking

plastered in paris (FlopsyDuck), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

Credit to garrison for simulating the effect of encountering a 19th c. political cartoon and wondering what the fuck it's trying to express.

pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:32 (five years ago) link

'walk away'

Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:34 (five years ago) link

The UK is a lion because it's a constitutional monarchy and lions rule the jungle, you see. Faceless, globalist EU scum have caged it, you see, and Nigel Farage is the only British politician who understands its plight, you see, but he's prevented from unleashing the noble lion by Theresa May, you see, who is in fact a treacherous illusionist and lion tamer, in league with the, er, enemies of the natural order of things, you see, and that's why she refuses to open the lock, even though it's on her side, and I'm sure you'll agree that it's all quite tragic.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:45 (five years ago) link

The lock is notably not locking anything to anything else, but such are the travails of art.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:51 (five years ago) link

I get it now, Garrison is in fact nimbly riffing on these lines from The Waste Land:

We think of the key, each in his prison,
Thinking of the key, each confirms a prison.

pomenitul, Thursday, 21 March 2019 16:58 (five years ago) link

shoulda done a frying pan/fire thing

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/92/Out_of_the_frying_pan.jpg/300px-Out_of_the_frying_pan.jpg

brownie, Thursday, 21 March 2019 17:05 (five years ago) link

Don't we have 'a thread for cartoons about British politics which are bad cartoons'? This qualifies.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 March 2019 00:05 (five years ago) link

Yup. Here it is.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 22 March 2019 00:29 (five years ago) link

so... Nigel Farage's head smells?

blood, loud screaming and nudity (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 22 March 2019 23:27 (five years ago) link

one month passes...

I think we might have a champion in the worst cartoon of 2019 stakes

https://i.imgur.com/7QWtBE0.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 17 May 2019 16:19 (four years ago) link

Given how simple the Alabama state flag is, that cartoon is as lazy as it is offensive.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Saturday, 18 May 2019 07:39 (four years ago) link

nominative determinism rides again

Terry Major-Ball Will Tell You (DJ Mencap), Saturday, 18 May 2019 10:06 (four years ago) link

if his partner was called Burns and they got married it would double barrel either way.

calzino, Saturday, 18 May 2019 10:16 (four years ago) link

I cannot help but shed a happy tear when I recall the proud moment when Alabamian babies defeated the Japanese on Iwo Jima.

A is for (Aimless), Saturday, 18 May 2019 16:12 (four years ago) link

they planted the flag at iwo jima too early, just like declaring alabama the winner now. a good comic.

adam the (abanana), Sunday, 19 May 2019 02:43 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

perfect

pic.twitter.com/03Cy0A9lOh

— The Daily Signal (@DailySignal) June 14, 2019

JoeStork, Saturday, 15 June 2019 01:02 (four years ago) link

Does anyone else think that’s a little racist

frogbs, Saturday, 15 June 2019 01:09 (four years ago) link

pete buttcoin image suggests good ol' ben may need an intervention

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:33 (four years ago) link

who is the rino there? Lindsey Graham?

d'ILM for Murder (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:41 (four years ago) link

For Garrison's audience Pete being gay means just one thing: he has buttsex. It is the ne plus ultra of gayness.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 17 June 2019 16:54 (four years ago) link

ha yeah, his butt is legal AND tender, nice one Garrrrrison

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:27 (four years ago) link

I like how he disapproves of gropey politicians, right on Ben

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:28 (four years ago) link

i can't see those two extra letters next to BIT on Hillary's coin, let me lean in for a closer---oh shit he did not

omar little, Monday, 17 June 2019 17:29 (four years ago) link

Swiss Bitcoin

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 17 June 2019 17:31 (four years ago) link

xp
Also the pyramid & eye - pizzagate!

nickn, Monday, 17 June 2019 20:23 (four years ago) link

Is Millennial Money rainbow colored because only millennials care about teh gays?

confusementalism (Dan Peterson), Monday, 17 June 2019 20:29 (four years ago) link

anyone know where I can buy a Karl Marx fountain pic.twitter.com/vjv582ZTGv

— yung pu-erh (@woke_hoover) June 17, 2019

na (NA), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:35 (four years ago) link

ok jaymc pointed out that that was apparently intentional satire of conservative ideas about colleges:

Current Affairs published a cartoon showing how ridiculously stupid the conservative notion of US college campuses is. Someone took the label off, and r/The_Donald upvoted it without realizing it was a joke at their expense. https://t.co/zxYReWRHrJ pic.twitter.com/727zPvCERp

— Nathan J Robinson (@NathanJRobinson) February 9, 2019

na (NA), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:49 (four years ago) link

ahahaah that's incredible

frogbs, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:51 (four years ago) link

Did anyone find Wally?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:55 (four years ago) link

takes the teeth out that it's a lib outfit that made it

Mordy, Tuesday, 18 June 2019 20:57 (four years ago) link

CA is a tad more libsoc than lib

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 18 June 2019 22:17 (four years ago) link

messed up

https://i.redd.it/5ann3hc63v521.jpg

frogbs, Thursday, 20 June 2019 19:29 (four years ago) link

The original is amazingly worse: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChapoTrapHouse/comments/9tdyji/ben_garrison_remember_how_slavery_was_a_voluntary/

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 20 June 2019 21:53 (four years ago) link

what if GOP candidates all wore red suits?

brimstead, Saturday, 22 June 2019 06:38 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Every single one of them:

http://stonetoss.com/comic/

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 July 2019 14:08 (four years ago) link

wow

El Tomboto, Saturday, 6 July 2019 14:22 (four years ago) link

I'm struggling to determine whether this guy is worse than Garrison or if it's just a different generational flavour of awful or both.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 July 2019 15:47 (four years ago) link

well today the most august Kate Adie has stuck up for Tommy Robinson on twitter and got lots of flack for it. So PC has definitely gone mad in the land of bowler hats and socialism!

calzino, Saturday, 6 July 2019 15:56 (four years ago) link

It just gets worse:

https://i1.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/gays-just-like-you-comic1.png?w=1000

On second thought, Ben Garrison is a civil rights guardian next to this guy.

pomenitul, Saturday, 6 July 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link

His only seemingly genuine political belief is against circumcision, so.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Saturday, 6 July 2019 17:35 (four years ago) link

no u see trump spent decades pretending to be a sex criminal in order to catch the real sex criminals

https://preview.redd.it/a1z9ktxon8931.jpg?width=1024&auto=webp&s=546d8b42ee56c2ffe97feaa26559db1ace518cfc

coroner criticises butt (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 15:37 (four years ago) link

Kudos to Garrison for giving the horse Trump’s hair, but minus points for not making the horse white.

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 16:14 (four years ago) link

WOW @ that other cartoonist

flappy bird, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 21:00 (four years ago) link

feel like his entire style was ripped off another cartoonist but I can't put my finger on which one

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 21:14 (four years ago) link

btw Ben Garrison was invited to the White House, lmao

frogbs, Tuesday, 9 July 2019 21:15 (four years ago) link

truly an independent thinker

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 9 July 2019 22:37 (four years ago) link

perhaps he'd like a purple heart, i hear trump has one floating around

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 00:50 (four years ago) link

garrison uninvited from the white house because of antisemitic cartoons, blames the jews

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D_Ilmo2XsAIvQP8.jpg

mookieproof, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:31 (four years ago) link

estimated number of his cartoons that "mention" Soros and the Rothchilds

50? 100? 500+?

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:37 (four years ago) link

'It's not antisemitic if it's a real conspiracy.' – Ben Garrison, probably.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

actually breaks my heart that the horniest guy for Trump on the planet was (((this close))) to actually meeting him

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:38 (four years ago) link

“dancing a tantrum”? How old is Garrison anyway

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 18:46 (four years ago) link

ok "dancing a tantrum" is an awesome phrase

flappy bird, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:37 (four years ago) link

would bet money he is currently drawing the most intense cartoon ever seen on the topic of his uninvitation.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:42 (four years ago) link

he's probably also getting way more traffic than he usually does. when you invite a white supremacist to the white house, they just can't lose!!

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:44 (four years ago) link

Meanwhile, on StoneToss's Twitter feed:

man, that soccer lesbian is ugly

— stonetoss (@stone_toss) July 10, 2019

How long before he gets invited to the White House?

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:45 (four years ago) link

i’m about 90% sure that stonetoss is stephen miller so an invite would be redundant

A comical 'blobbumentary' programme (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

stonetoss guy irritates me more than Garrison somehow, as awful as Ben's stuff is he's at least got some talent as an artist and he seems to have some idea of how to construct a joke...stonetoss on the other hand is just a dude who's whole personality is screaming the N-word as loud as possible

frogbs, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:48 (four years ago) link

A.F. Branco has spent most of the last week retweeting ppl asking @realDonaldTrump to invite him to this social media summit thing, maybe he can have Garrison's place

soref, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 19:57 (four years ago) link

There's an art brut vibe to Garrison's work whereas stonetoss is just straight-up 'lulz trolled ya libcucks'.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:01 (four years ago) link

i don't know who that is but that tidbit makes me feel better in the "at least i'm not THAT pathetic piece of shit" kind of way

xp

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

Branco is probably less batshit that Garrison but makes up for it in terms of literally not been able to draw

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D-EmTLGU4AAznDj.jpg

soref, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:45 (four years ago) link

I don't get it

flappy bird, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:48 (four years ago) link

i think maybe that's supposed to be AOC?

i was once Z S, but now i am larry buttz (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 20:52 (four years ago) link

had to think for a minute about why booker was holding a shield before recognizing it's meant to be a sombrero; oh the wit

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

Becoming an MS Paint cruelty merchant definitely has its financial lure and also it’s a way to stand out. My ex pal who has gone full transphobic and left-baiting identity politics is thriving off the reactions he gets with his garbage.

omar little, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:24 (four years ago) link

come on now, no need to be rude about MS paint

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:31 (four years ago) link

had to think for a minute about why booker was holding a shield before recognizing it's meant to be a sombrero

no, it is a shield, it's a reference to Booker talking about his "I am Spartacus moment" during the Kavanaugh hearings which seems to be one of those things that most people have forgotten about but a hardcore of rightwing cranks are still obsessed with

soref, Wednesday, 10 July 2019 21:40 (four years ago) link

I love how the right collects and nurtures these little signifiers they can use to ridicule leading left figures, whereas the left are too uptight to even mention the most egregious and repulsive qualities of the right leadership.

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 11 July 2019 02:04 (four years ago) link

Eli Valley doesn’t mind :)

frogbs, Thursday, 11 July 2019 02:18 (four years ago) link

Surprised Omar's sword isn't a scimitar.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 21:57 (four years ago) link

it isn't?

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 19 July 2019 22:02 (four years ago) link

Doesn't seem curved enough. But I'm no expert.

pomenitul, Friday, 19 July 2019 22:07 (four years ago) link

I like that Trump’s hair seems to be doing the flag burning.

breastcrawl, Friday, 19 July 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link

is there any significance to the apple core in Tlaib's censored profanity?

soref, Friday, 19 July 2019 23:12 (four years ago) link

an NYC / globalist reference?

flappy bird, Monday, 22 July 2019 17:22 (four years ago) link

Most sinful of Eve's countless-times-great-granddaughters?

pomenitul, Monday, 22 July 2019 17:30 (four years ago) link

not his best work. insufficient references to the Illuminati & World Bank, and no jew-baiting.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 22 July 2019 18:15 (four years ago) link

What the living fuck is this?

beautiful baby........ pic.twitter.com/bJim1tTrK4

— matt lubchansky (@Lubchansky) July 22, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 22 July 2019 23:10 (four years ago) link

someone please fix with osamathumbsup.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 22 July 2019 23:31 (four years ago) link

something about this, which is a big "who cares" imo
https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/qbaby-qanon-conspiracy-theory-trump-rally-860526/

adam the (abanana), Tuesday, 23 July 2019 06:13 (four years ago) link

Folks we are all thinking it so I'm gonna say it:

The Q baby just fucking sucks. It's a trash baby. It should be on the cover of "Shitty Babies Weekly"

— society understander (@mywifecameback) July 23, 2019

pic.twitter.com/pKwQtZ8Ger

— The Rational Gamer (@rational_gamer) July 23, 2019

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Wednesday, 24 July 2019 04:11 (four years ago) link

so "mass shootings" are the stock of the gun?
and "culture" plus "desocialisation" provide the weapon? but isn't the weapon, you know, a "gun"?
is the gun bad, or is it just bad if you use a Playstation controller as the magazine?

makes u think

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:02 (four years ago) link

The gun is significantly bigger than the sum of its parts, so…

pomenitul, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:09 (four years ago) link

That looks like a really cool PS4 controller

van dyke parks generator (anagram), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:15 (four years ago) link

When I hear the word culture, that's when I reach for my dual-shock.

Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 09:37 (four years ago) link

I don't see Gangsta Rap on the gun, Ramirez is slipping.

nickn, Wednesday, 31 July 2019 16:32 (four years ago) link

ramirez likes to draw guns.

adam the (abanana), Wednesday, 31 July 2019 19:12 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EA5I1uGU4AItMsh?format=jpg&name=small

is 'Buggygieg' some kind of reference to 'bug chasers' or am I overthinking this and he just means buggy as in 'crazy'? (as far as I can tell Garrison is the only person ever to call Mayor Pete 'Buggygieg')

soref, Saturday, 3 August 2019 02:41 (four years ago) link

"What do you think of our racist president's bigotry" has the note-perfect construction of one of those Trump campaign email polls.

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 3 August 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link

also Garrison seems to... like Biden?

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Saturday, 3 August 2019 02:48 (four years ago) link

how do i sign up to crew on the ss communism

Clay, Saturday, 3 August 2019 02:52 (four years ago) link

communist foghorn freesteam bernie is amazing, why do these cartoonists think they can diminish him

j., Saturday, 3 August 2019 03:01 (four years ago) link

I don't think Garrison likes Biden per se, it's more that he likes anything that triggers the SJWs, and Biden being the front runner triggers the SJWs

soref, Saturday, 3 August 2019 03:02 (four years ago) link

"horizontal harris"?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 3 August 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link

soref - I'm assuming it's supposed to signify "buggery"

Gonna be wild gun ones itt soon surely

flappy bird, Saturday, 3 August 2019 23:54 (four years ago) link

Horizontal Harris is in reference to the narrative that she "slept her way to the top"

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 August 2019 01:28 (four years ago) link

that's the first i've heard of that narrative and I'm sorry that i asked as it sounds stone cold stupid

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 4 August 2019 04:19 (four years ago) link

predicated on this (per Wikipedia)

In the mid-1990s she dated Speaker of the California State Assembly Willie Brown, who appointed her to paid positions at the Unemployment Insurance Appeals Board and the California Medical Assistance Commission.

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Sunday, 4 August 2019 15:41 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/lbbtmwcu7ff31.jpg

pomenitul, Friday, 9 August 2019 20:00 (four years ago) link

Are there really people out there who believe there are Antifa Superpredators out there shooting up Wal-Marts? This trope is more baffling to me than Muscular Heroic Trump or (((global finance))) or anything.

Una Palooka Dronka (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 9 August 2019 22:54 (four years ago) link

They're pushing the meme that the guy who shot his sister in Dayton is Antifa because he posted some lukewarm left of center stuff years ago

Bnad, Friday, 9 August 2019 23:44 (four years ago) link

And further that the media is hiding that fact in order to push the narrative that shooters are all right-wingers.

Which reveals a weird thing about the cultural right: as long as there's a single counterexample, then any given issue is a wash because you can just do lazy "both sides" tu quoque and never have to face any actual problem on the right.

Right-wing shooters? Whatabout that left-wing shooter. Trump hung out with Epstein? Whatabout Bill Clinton. In the right wing mind that's not only a complete argument but an unassailable rhetorical victory. That THAT, libtard!

Rumspringsteen (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 10 August 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I like how the apple is labeled twice, as "The Big Apple" and as "NYC", just to make certain you catch on to his point.

A is for (Aimless), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:00 (four years ago) link

is... is that just published? because they already announced the replacement HQ2 office space six months ago, and it's 45 minutes from HQ1 with a city bus pass

quelle sprocket damage (sic), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:05 (four years ago) link

Bezos gonna spank that apple

Οὖτις, Friday, 30 August 2019 18:08 (four years ago) link

"Special Thanks to Christian K" suggests he needed help here

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Friday, 30 August 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link

That’s from February

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 31 August 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link

a very Mediterranean looking Bezos there

flappy bird, Friday, 13 September 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

Ben Garrison's wife does cartoons too, she's not as good an artist as him, and she's also not quite as batshit. She does seem to have the same delusion that trump is some kind of alpha male adonis though.

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/09/bolton-war-russ_tina-toon.jpg

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 13 September 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

That's gotta be Garrison drawing with his other hand.

Three Word Username, Friday, 13 September 2019 21:17 (four years ago) link

ben and tina, sure they are a lovely couple - https://grrrgraphics.com/about

forgive me i have now gone down the wormhole of his youtube channel

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 13 September 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

did neither artist nor publisher notice that it looks like they are giving him a handjob?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 20:50 (four years ago) link

handjobs for all in the new economy

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 24 September 2019 21:19 (four years ago) link

more Branco! So the funnel marked "Climate change agenda" acts as the conduit via which the poison of "Socialism" is administered, which is also the fault of the "Education system" which must be the same in Sweden as the US. This results in zombie-like sign holding.

https://66.media.tumblr.com/737c201bf2abee81a11a87e3f971370b/tumblr_pydxv5erSn1rr5t33o1_540.jpg

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:21 (four years ago) link

She really brings out a special kind of condescension in these assholes.

With an Extreme Burning (aka The Tormentor) (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:25 (four years ago) link

is this not "conservatives accidentally approaching the point" though

frogbs, Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:26 (four years ago) link

there are supreme mental gymnastics going on in the climate change denial club, you have to wonder how far they can go with it

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:50 (four years ago) link

They’ll be held to account, like folks who worked for tobacco companies.

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 12:52 (four years ago) link

xxp there's something in this- the Tumblr account from which I took this one, A Good Cartoon, specialises in these double readings https://agoodcartoon.tumblr.com/

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 September 2019 13:30 (four years ago) link

The 666 on the dice is a nice touch.

Le Bateau Ivre, Friday, 27 September 2019 14:01 (four years ago) link

total gearhead

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:02 (four years ago) link

Oh wow 3 dies showing 6 faces man this shit's getting real!

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

TYRANNY AHEAD

Is it true the star Beetle Juice is going to explode in 2012 (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:03 (four years ago) link

Illuminati pyramid eye as a skeleton, *driving a car* is quite the flourish of Garrison's bizarre genius.

Aston "Family Court" Barrett (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:06 (four years ago) link

one for dasharezone dot com

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Friday, 27 September 2019 14:12 (four years ago) link

Whoaaa that's badass

flappy bird, Monday, 30 September 2019 04:38 (four years ago) link

A solid effort from Garrison, ruined by his decision to put the Deep State in gloves so he wouldn't have to put in the work drawing skeleton fingers. Total pissbaby move. 0 out of 666 from the Ukrainian judge.

Subaru owners I have wordlessly loved (bernard snowy), Monday, 30 September 2019 11:36 (four years ago) link

I don't get why there is a 'park' when there's no reverse, is there some other meaning to 'park'?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 30 September 2019 11:40 (four years ago) link

I take it Ben has never driven a stick shift - his is rotated 90 degrees from how an actual manual transmission is arranged

Lee626, Monday, 30 September 2019 12:07 (four years ago) link

It’s the gear stick in ford time lord.

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 30 September 2019 12:36 (four years ago) link

lol read the first two as park life

nxd, Thursday, 3 October 2019 10:39 (four years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/fry9Zkc.png

soref, Sunday, 6 October 2019 16:55 (four years ago) link

poignant encapsulation of aoc's basic belief system there, well considered and beautifully drawn

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 6 October 2019 20:10 (four years ago) link

what was the prompt for that day?

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Sunday, 6 October 2019 20:44 (four years ago) link

The Larouche cultist who showed up at her town hall

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 7 October 2019 02:40 (four years ago) link

that would have been impressively nostradamic. turns out it was "freeze"

https://inktober.com/rules

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 7 October 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link

My new painting – “Crossing the Swamp”
“Never give up. Never lower your light.
Never stop till the swamp is dry.” – Jon McNaughton
For a list of figures in the boat: https://t.co/ZIPdkBgcFU pic.twitter.com/CTPndvK5LM

— Jon McNaughton (@McNaughtonArt) July 31, 2018

since then, Jeff Sessions, Nikki Haley, Sarah Sanders, John Kelly, Jim Mattis and John Bolton have left the boat.
the ones still on the boat are the trump trio, pence, carson, pompeo and conway. let's see how many of them make it to the end of trump's term.

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 7 October 2019 12:02 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/3ug15hkgicp31.jpg

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 October 2019 20:05 (four years ago) link

Really more of an independent study than a class.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Saturday, 19 October 2019 20:11 (four years ago) link

uhhh biology has much more concrete evidence of >2 sexes than any ideological standpoint on gender

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Saturday, 19 October 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

one joek

A-B-C. A-Always, B-Be, C-Chooglin (will), Saturday, 19 October 2019 20:32 (four years ago) link

there's a lot going on in this one

https://i.imgur.com/LsAojzp.jpg

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:30 (four years ago) link

"succeeded"

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:32 (four years ago) link

guns and armed revolutions are very good, except when they're not

genre: post-britpop (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:39 (four years ago) link

luckily ghost-Castro is there to indicate that this particular putative armed revolution is, in fact, bad

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 24 October 2019 09:44 (four years ago) link

https://i.redd.it/votmwf8w3hu31.png

☮ (peace, man), Monday, 28 October 2019 13:59 (four years ago) link

minor lols at the american spectator's cartoonist's (pen?) name being "Yogi Love"

mh, Monday, 28 October 2019 14:04 (four years ago) link

parallel universe where HK protestors dress in red

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 28 October 2019 14:18 (four years ago) link

Al-Baghdadi and his three children? Clutching at straws here.

breastcrawl, Monday, 28 October 2019 15:24 (four years ago) link

yogi love & special sauce

non-euclidean lenin (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 28 October 2019 15:27 (four years ago) link

nice pic.twitter.com/Hf5GkAQlVh

— Current Affairs (@curaffairs) October 28, 2019

feel free to dig through the catalogue of Gary Varvel

now let's play big lunch take little lunch (sic), Monday, 28 October 2019 22:43 (four years ago) link

I had a science fiction-y dream once about a railroad to Hawaii, it was excellent, would watch dolphins swim alongside my sleeper car again.

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Monday, 28 October 2019 22:45 (four years ago) link

I am definite in favour of ‘MFING PIRATES, YO!’

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 28 October 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link

on of those cartoons that don't reflect reality but i would be okay with it if they did

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 28 October 2019 23:20 (four years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gtz14SV8Nvw

DJI, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 00:07 (four years ago) link

Kavanaugh notably not doing a fucking thing there.

Pauline Male (Eric H.), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 22:43 (four years ago) link

clarence up there pulling a pube free

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 29 October 2019 23:02 (four years ago) link

xp
He brought the beer.

nickn, Tuesday, 29 October 2019 23:34 (four years ago) link

this might be the worst Garrison so far

actually you know what, just don't click on it

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EIoUhheU8AAH-Rx?format=jpg&name=large

frogbs, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:23 (four years ago) link

I mean, it's the worst in that there's no labels - how the hell am I supposed to know who anyone is?

Andrew Farrell, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 21:30 (four years ago) link

is the storm-cloud supposed to look like Soros?

soref, Wednesday, 6 November 2019 07:31 (four years ago) link

in addition to his collection of appalling views, I'm 99% sure garrison has sexual proclivities which could one day land him in jail.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 6 November 2019 07:51 (four years ago) link

Fo the life of me I don't understand why the sun is always depicted wearing sunglasses. Where is the glare coming from?

henry s, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link

Mister Sun pic.twitter.com/CCnA88wYpb

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) February 24, 2018

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:26 (four years ago) link

there's only one cosmologically accurate cartoon sun

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/5c/bb/a7/5cbba7c24bded7fdfda03c39d2fe7a91.png

difficult listening hour, Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:30 (four years ago) link

did someone say labels?
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EItngy0UEAAwEgv?format=jpg&name=large

wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:34 (four years ago) link

Where has Andrew Wakefield tucked his arms and legs?

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 November 2019 20:39 (four years ago) link

Maybe Garrison has shares in an iron lung manufacturer

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Thursday, 7 November 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link

starting to wonder if ben garrison has some type of dysmorphia where he’s incapable of seeing trump and people in his orbit as the lumpy sacks of shit they really are

https://i.imgur.com/tbxh2gr_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium

actor Robert de Niro disguised as an Uzbek homeopath (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 17 November 2019 11:04 (four years ago) link

indistinguishable from parody, a+

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 17 November 2019 12:53 (four years ago) link

you can't convince me that isn't a Stan Kelly cartoon

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:28 (four years ago) link

there's never really been any difference between Kelly and Garrison

insecurity bear (sic), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:52 (four years ago) link

Not true: Kelly’s labeling is more coherent and consistent

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 18 November 2019 22:56 (four years ago) link

how do you not even get Trump's signature right

frogbs, Monday, 18 November 2019 23:01 (four years ago) link

http://i.redd.it/bu9umiju3y041.png

global tetrahedron, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 21:41 (four years ago) link

No! They can't go further to the left! They'll hit the bird!

Frederik B, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:12 (four years ago) link

not one editor said 'hey, maybe just have them drive into a fire or a wall or anything but the WTC"?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:13 (four years ago) link

someone else shopped that in, apparently

gbx, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:33 (four years ago) link

okay that's a little less flagrant then

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:39 (four years ago) link

Are they in disagreement about which tower to hit?

nickn, Tuesday, 26 November 2019 22:48 (four years ago) link

still flying somehow

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 28 November 2019 01:22 (four years ago) link

They stole the Weasleys’ magicked Ford

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, 28 November 2019 20:02 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

there's a lot going on here, even by ben garrison's standards

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EO45xdqWkAETbl3?format=jpg&name=large

international sword swallower, producer and creative director (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:06 (four years ago) link

Ever since I discovered the /r/ForwardsFromKlandma subreddit I've been tempted to repost a couple of 'highlights' to this thread but the majority of it is just so unspeakably loathsome that I systematically stay my hand. Which is to say: Ben Garrison is an astoundingly sane specimen compared to what gets the alt-right's rocks off.

pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:11 (four years ago) link

Not sure I agree there with some of the color-coding in the upper corners.

I Heard You Ain't HOOS's (Eric H.), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:14 (four years ago) link

You'd think Garrison would embrace Putin as a great and strong leader on his and Trump's side.

Bnad, Wednesday, 22 January 2020 15:20 (four years ago) link

those are both queen pieces

wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:41 (four years ago) link

that's why it's 2020-D chess

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:42 (four years ago) link

normal chess is boring. chess with nothing but queen pieces is the new wave

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link

it's really fucking hard though

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 16:43 (four years ago) link

It’s probably obvious to those who appreciate his “art,” but wtf is Pooh Bear doing there?

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:41 (four years ago) link

it's a ref to china I think? why do I know that, if indeed it is "knowledge"?

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:44 (four years ago) link

Hahahaha that's great, thanks!

A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link

is the jackass meant to be ...Lindsay Graham?

his Boris is almost as delusionally well-exercised as his Trump

don't care didn't ask still clappin (sic), Wednesday, 22 January 2020 20:37 (four years ago) link

placing my vote for evil pippi longstocking, i mean greta in the right hand corner

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 23 January 2020 06:20 (four years ago) link

xp: and coiffed.

☮️ (peace, man), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:10 (four years ago) link

this is clearly the end product of a perhaps 24-hour fit of mania, and the man clearly needs help, but also fuck him, hope he doesn't get it.

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 23 January 2020 15:27 (four years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EPOxGHMUwAArLlQ?format=jpg&name=large

I thought they eat pigs, fish, and chicken in the US too? Or is Garrison pro-vegetarian?

Tuomas, Monday, 27 January 2020 09:14 (four years ago) link

Nah he's just racist trash.

pomenitul, Monday, 27 January 2020 09:15 (four years ago) link

Well that's obvious, but the racist point he's trying to make doesn't even make sense internally if you include animals Westerners eat too.

Tuomas, Monday, 27 January 2020 10:07 (four years ago) link

Though I guess you shouldn't expect racists to make sense anyway.

Tuomas, Monday, 27 January 2020 10:08 (four years ago) link

Basketball tears

the public eating of beans (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:25 (four years ago) link

terrible pic of kobe there

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 January 2020 18:52 (four years ago) link

that's the most fucked up thing he has ever produced, truly cursed

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Monday, 27 January 2020 19:21 (four years ago) link

the basketball is crying basketballs

frogbs, Monday, 27 January 2020 19:29 (four years ago) link

do u see he cannot be a racist

an incoherent crustacean (MatthewK), Monday, 27 January 2020 20:19 (four years ago) link

ball is death

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 27 January 2020 20:26 (four years ago) link

wat

pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:13 (four years ago) link

Seems more like batshit leftwing?

Tuomas, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:14 (four years ago) link

Or batshit centrism?

pomenitul, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:18 (four years ago) link

You guys have been misspelling "bad shit" wrong for a very long time now.

I Heard You Ain't HOOS's (Eric H.), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link

it's baffling!

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 14:19 (four years ago) link

also gross

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 29 January 2020 15:46 (four years ago) link

This thread is for cartoons, not photographs.

DJI, Wednesday, 29 January 2020 18:15 (four years ago) link

i’m so sorry

https://i.redd.it/wzjz7hrbotd41.jpg

the main character Cooly and his fart attack (bizarro gazzara), Thursday, 30 January 2020 12:50 (four years ago) link

i’m so sorry

Can't be that bad. *scrolls*

Fuck you.

pomenitul, Thursday, 30 January 2020 12:54 (four years ago) link

that's a joke... right?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 January 2020 13:57 (four years ago) link

the walls in his hotel are so bed the neighbours can hear you?

Ludo, Thursday, 30 January 2020 14:02 (four years ago) link

and it look nothing like mushroom

Captain ACAB (Neil S), Thursday, 30 January 2020 14:36 (four years ago) link

you have to admit that jared wearing a fully buttoned dress shirt in bed is kinda funny

But guess what? Nobody gives a toot!😂 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 January 2020 15:49 (four years ago) link

Unsatisfying

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:28 (four years ago) link

is that a right wing cartoon or is it actually ridiculing Trump? I can't tell the difference tbh!

calzino, Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:34 (four years ago) link

bg has been injecting pure undecidability into this thread over the past few days.

pomenitul, Thursday, 30 January 2020 16:36 (four years ago) link

bg having much to apologize for in picture posting today

Suggest Banshee (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 30 January 2020 17:53 (four years ago) link

one month passes...

what is he trying to say there? the coronavirus is the fear which is our only lifeline down the waterfall / lake of debt?

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:01 (four years ago) link

Why is the debt make of blood?
https://i.imgur.com/BUyYMbY.jpg

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 9 March 2020 16:25 (four years ago) link

Communisn

wasdnuos (abanana), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:19 (four years ago) link

Did they kick Lenin out of bed?

American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Monday, 9 March 2020 21:22 (four years ago) link

what level is this on

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ETd8NRpWsAIuUOM?format=jpg&name=orig

frogbs, Thursday, 19 March 2020 15:45 (four years ago) link

or this

https://files.catbox.moe/8m6j5s.jpg

frogbs, Thursday, 19 March 2020 17:56 (four years ago) link

oh sorry, that was a photoshop. here's the real version

https://i.imgur.com/vmPoiT9.png

frogbs, Thursday, 19 March 2020 18:11 (four years ago) link

the accompanying text on his 'hegelian parade' comic includes this:

I’ve read all the conspiracy theories regarding the reason for the release of the virus. One of the most believable contentions is the virus is a distraction from 5G, which is dangerous to humans. Ironically, Wuhan is big on 5G. 4G is fast enough, but 5G is necessary for the globalist power freaks (such as Bill Gates) who desire ‘smart cities’ that monitor everything citizens might do.

wasdnuos (abanana), Thursday, 19 March 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link

One of the most believable contentions is the virus is a distraction from 5G

Given that the scale of believability used to measure this is "all the conspiracy theories regarding the reason for the release of the virus", this statement may be regarded as somewhat reasonable. But there's something lunatic about this reasoning I can't quite place my finger on.

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 19 March 2020 18:30 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

lot to unpack here

https://i.redd.it/vakljpnzfvr41.jpg

force ghost bg (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 10 April 2020 06:54 (four years ago) link

wut

doorstep jetski (dog latin), Friday, 10 April 2020 08:08 (four years ago) link

Bernie makes a pretty lady, who would have guessed?

Greta Van Show Feets BB (milo z), Friday, 10 April 2020 08:19 (four years ago) link

So the artist would be in favour of socialism if it were presented by an attractive woman? Seems like something we could work with.

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 April 2020 08:35 (four years ago) link

Last panel in particular seems straight of MAD magazine and thus I can't help but like the art

glumdalclitch, Friday, 10 April 2020 08:40 (four years ago) link

wat

coviderunt omnes (pomenitul), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:21 (four years ago) link

what is it? scared violent and horny all at the same time?

variant on "socialism seems attractive but turns out to be STALIN"

wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 10 April 2020 14:30 (four years ago) link

https://www.editorialcartoonists.com/wp-content/uploads/mediapress/members/622/204629/22-Poverty-Death-DT-800x571.jpg

How about you give us some of that sweet, sweet moolah you've been hoarding and we call it quits?

pomenitul, Wednesday, 22 April 2020 12:27 (four years ago) link

here's my attempt at a Ben Garrison style cartoon. If you can make sense of it, I've failed pic.twitter.com/eqXw3JJxIM

— Aamon Hawk (@AamonHawk) April 24, 2020

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 25 April 2020 13:35 (four years ago) link

three weeks pass...

No NFL season!

Wuhan!! Got You All in Check (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 16 May 2020 19:15 (three years ago) link

Shut up and obey!

pomenitul, Saturday, 16 May 2020 19:16 (three years ago) link

shouldn't they be happy they won't have to watch players kneel this year?

Yanni Xenakis (Hadrian VIII), Saturday, 16 May 2020 19:31 (three years ago) link

that one is clearly a joke

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 16 May 2020 19:49 (three years ago) link

which economy is it ?

oh it's the USA economy, okay got it

budo jeru, Saturday, 16 May 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link

pointing out obvious things is essential for BG and batshit rightwing cartoonists in general; it's not like they're dealing with a sophisticated audience that can figure things out for themselves

Lee626, Saturday, 16 May 2020 22:32 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ZTJZyEL.jpg

an unintentionally good comic

wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 18 May 2020 02:31 (three years ago) link

Ben is carefully taking his followers by the hand and ensuring they can find the latest and most poisonous conspiracy peddlers available, by giving them the full Garrison Seal of Approval. In this way people who may still have been sanity-adjacent are pulled a bit further into madness.

A is for (Aimless), Monday, 18 May 2020 02:43 (three years ago) link

https://robertdavidsteele.com/bigideas/

looks like the timecube guy took a computer science course

wasdnous (abanana), Monday, 18 May 2020 02:47 (three years ago) link

What the fuck is going on.

https://www.grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/05/murder_in_minneapolis-1536x1082.jpg

pomenitul, Friday, 29 May 2020 16:34 (three years ago) link

The accompanying text:

RIP MR. FLOYD

Americans witnessed a murder in Minneapolis. For several minutes, a policeman had his knee on the neck of a man which cut off his airways. Mr. Floyd told the officer he couldn’t breath, but that didn’t matter. Floyd was accused of a non-violent crime. He was in handcuffs. He was not resisting. There was no reason for the cop to press his knee into the man’s neck on hard pavement. The other policemen present did try to stop it. George Floyd died without due process or mercy.

Not everyone is cut out to be a policeman. It takes a person with a high tolerance for risk and excitement. It also requires knowledge of right and wrong. In this case, the cop was a sadist. He had to have been taught proper procedure at the police academy, but apparently they can’t teach human decency. They shouldn’t have to.

pomenitul, Friday, 29 May 2020 16:50 (three years ago) link

The other policemen present did try to stop it

?

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 May 2020 16:54 (three years ago) link

*tries to get off the couch to grab remote control*

*stares blankly*

Karl Malone, Friday, 29 May 2020 16:55 (three years ago) link

https://m.arcamax.com/newspics/183/18386/1838607.gif

mookieproof, Thursday, 11 June 2020 15:25 (three years ago) link

the Covid19-cognizant villain

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 June 2020 15:45 (three years ago) link

so timely

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 11 June 2020 16:25 (three years ago) link

Nowhere near Garrison levels of batshit tho.

nickn, Thursday, 11 June 2020 16:49 (three years ago) link

i was curious what Garrison was up to and, well, have fun parsing this.
http://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/06/mckinney_singing_web.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:15 (three years ago) link

It's fine, just missing some labels. The dove symbolizes NAFTA, and the cello is Dodd-Frank.

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:20 (three years ago) link

noted trump enthusiast killer mike

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

https://i2.wp.com/unrig.net/wp-content/uploads/2019/08/win-we-three-collage-2.jpg

THE DEAL: Embrace Marianne Williamson’s The Politics of Love, make it your own, and empower the 70% of the eligible voters now excluded by the two-party tyranny that you rightfully plan to destroy. You will need multiple parties in competition in 2022 as well as 2024, and an open door for Independents. You do all this with #UNRIG.

https://unrig.net/

budo jeru, Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:35 (three years ago) link

wait, so sandernistas and tea party patriots are both part of the eligible community for #unrig

i think this is gonna work you guys!!!!

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

whereas the core constituencies for Unrig are Angry Patriots, Libertarians, and "DROP-OUTS"

our god is a might god (Karl Malone), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

and the lion shall lie down with the lamb, and the Sandernista with the Angry Patriot

Tom Paine in the membrane (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 11 June 2020 17:44 (three years ago) link

killer mike seems to be included because they sent a letter to him

wasdnous (abanana), Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:03 (three years ago) link

hell, it's probably just a front for harvesting info on impressionable political neophytes

A is for (Aimless), Thursday, 11 June 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link

Unrig are already in power here in Scotland; Pete Ishart was elected in 2001

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Friday, 12 June 2020 21:02 (three years ago) link

going back to the "lol black people are stealing purses" Tom Stiglich cartoon above
http://www.dailycartoonist.com/index.php/2020/06/10/missourian-owners-disgusted-by-political-cartoon/
tl; dr - the owners of the paper that ran that cartoon stepped down and Stiglich will no longer be publishing in The Missourian. Editor/Publisher apologizes, appears to have been otherwise untouched.

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 21 June 2020 21:19 (three years ago) link

Looking at his comics

https://twitter.com/TStig822

he has none of the artistic skill or obsessive reading of paranoid rants on the internet that make Garrison the artist he is.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Sunday, 21 June 2020 22:21 (three years ago) link

thiiiiiiiis close to being self aware

Wokeness in #America #woke #wokecult pic.twitter.com/Vez9xtV7iG

— Tom Stiglich (@TStig822) June 7, 2020

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 21 June 2020 22:26 (three years ago) link

sorry, FARRAKHAN? what

You guys are caterpillar (Telephone thing), Wednesday, 24 June 2020 01:09 (three years ago) link

above comic makes a great point, this basic cosmetic stuff isn’t enough and we shouldn’t be indulging white liberals’ agonies over it

unless you are a little girl by a pond picking flowers, frankenstein is gonna be the safest option here 9 times out of 10

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 2 July 2020 20:05 (three years ago) link

i don't know, i'd still go with frankenstein for that situation, for protection just in case a cop shows up

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Thursday, 2 July 2020 20:24 (three years ago) link

Frankenstein is the cop, crime is Frankenstein's monster.

pomenitul, Thursday, 2 July 2020 20:25 (three years ago) link

accidentally deep abolitionist comic

is the "...and then death" guy in the lower left supposed to be bill gates, or fauci administering the bill gates-sponsored medicine?

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

these are really ugly though. ben garrison, you've changed

time is running out to pitch in $5 (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 14:32 (three years ago) link

the little ‘gates foundation’ really adds an extra special something

scampo, foggy and clegg (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 06:50 (three years ago) link

Update!

Ben Garrison is suing the ADL for calling him anti-Semitic. He’s represented by Steven Biss, most known for helping Devin Nunes sue a cow. https://t.co/yVTeTqomCy

— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) July 14, 2020

Uh. pic.twitter.com/ahYjrjYubC

— Adam Steinbaugh (@adamsteinbaugh) July 14, 2020

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 14 July 2020 16:39 (three years ago) link

I take it back, Garrison is getting really detailed now

On South Lawn, WH seeks to make a political point by setting up a crane lifting the weights of regulation from the bed of a "red" truck, while showing the burden of regulations weighing down a "blue" truck. pic.twitter.com/OoWmRPnWum

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) July 16, 2020

bat ain't Thad (sic), Thursday, 16 July 2020 21:03 (three years ago) link

Can't not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50HKLZHOQfA

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 16 July 2020 21:10 (three years ago) link

Hell yes this shit rules pic.twitter.com/sLbEU9htwI

— pokey pup (@Whatapityonyou) July 16, 2020

ill considered right-wing cartoons that succeed as cool tankie propaganda!

calzino, Friday, 17 July 2020 15:17 (three years ago) link

Haha, because the only possible alternative to slavery is clearly Marxism. That's the only two choices, sorry folks.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 17 July 2020 15:19 (three years ago) link

animal house belushi poster but his sweater says UNIVERSITY STUDENT instead

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 19 July 2020 15:46 (three years ago) link

Does anyone but right wing cartoonists still display the Hammer & Sickle emblem unironically?

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 19 July 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

1. Parents who can afford 200k college tuition are absolutely active participants in an inherently (and often quite consciously) racist system
2. 200k for a college degree is a fucking crime that perpetuates that same system and part of restructuring the American power dynamic has to involve a rethinking of education and privilege as accessible through tuition

all in all, an apparently unintentionally accurate cartoon

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Sunday, 19 July 2020 18:55 (three years ago) link

sucks that they had to sell whatever was in the picture frame behind them to pay for his tuition

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Sunday, 19 July 2020 19:03 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdQehqHU0AYWLIQ?format=jpg&name=large

the danger and TYRANNY of doing as you are told when meddlesome big state tells you not to stick a red hot skewer up your arsehole!

calzino, Monday, 20 July 2020 02:13 (three years ago) link

That comes after the kiss.

nickn, Monday, 20 July 2020 02:29 (three years ago) link

The tyranny of wearing a mask is worse than the disease?!??!

I'd lay 100 to 1 odds that Ben doesn't know anyone he genuinely cares about who's languished for days or weeks in ICU on a ventilator or died from COVID-19. Wearing a mask sure as fuck doesn't kill anybody or permanently damage anybody's lungs, liver, heart or brain. Strange to say it might just save someone from all those.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 20 July 2020 02:56 (three years ago) link

Ben doesn't know anyone he genuinely cares about

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:04 (three years ago) link

I suspect that'd true, but didn't want to leap there without better evidence.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:06 (three years ago) link

probably better suited to the “what is fascism etc” thread but no, none of these people- especially not ben garrison- have any regard for the lives of normal people, they only care about their grievance and the illusion of individual heroism

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:08 (three years ago) link

if ben didn't want us to kiss the tyranny demon why'd he make it so hot

℺ ☽ ⋠ ⏎ (✖), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:09 (three years ago) link

We should stop amplifying with fascist motherfucker. Noting that he’s thoughtfully included a yellow triangle to make sure we get it.

American Fear of Scampos (Ed), Monday, 20 July 2020 03:47 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/ug8QMzo.jpg

pomenitul, Thursday, 30 July 2020 00:20 (three years ago) link

subtle

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 30 July 2020 00:24 (three years ago) link

they shouldn't make light of people that actually eat books, it's not a pretty sight!

calzino, Thursday, 30 July 2020 00:46 (three years ago) link

hm, is it just me or is there some very carefully hidden homophobia in this one?

#BigTechHearing #BigTechCensorship New #BenGarrisonCartoon Tech Overlords decide who is worthy of #FreeSpeech? That is not America! Great Post at https://t.co/bAp8iFIaX5 Pls share and RT! pic.twitter.com/uxmNiq8Z9v

— GrrrGraphics Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) July 30, 2020

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:22 (three years ago) link

Yep.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

I will say that the cum erupting from the stars on the ground is a nice touch.

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:23 (three years ago) link

god jizz america

singular wolf erotica producer (Hadrian VIII), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:24 (three years ago) link

you'd think the "F A G" was intentional but I don't think Garrison is capable of being that subtle

frogbs, Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:28 (three years ago) link

it's subtle if you're a particularly annoying seventh-grader

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:30 (three years ago) link

free speech bukkake

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:36 (three years ago) link

new board description

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:37 (three years ago) link

lol

Gin and Juice Newton (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 30 July 2020 17:40 (three years ago) link

initials are "fat gay"

wasdnous (abanana), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:18 (three years ago) link

who is the guy on the right?

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:44 (three years ago) link

this is what the brain worms make ben think trump looks like.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link

*my joke

assert (MatthewK), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:54 (three years ago) link

ah

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 30 July 2020 20:57 (three years ago) link

Not exactly sure what Ben Garrison was going for here. pic.twitter.com/b0rU3XNNoc

— Female Orgasm Expert (@JarJarFan69) July 31, 2020

Pinche Cumbion Bien Loco (stevie), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:15 (three years ago) link

Didn’t have “Ben Garrison goes for Tom of Finland energy” on my 2020 bingo card

sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:17 (three years ago) link

pixels

Steppin' RZA (sic), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:29 (three years ago) link

As much as it pains me to say it, that's been altered from his original cartoon.

peace, man, Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:31 (three years ago) link

you don't say?

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 1 August 2020 22:33 (three years ago) link

The original got removed from my Tumblr back in the great porn culling

blue light or electric light (the table is the table), Sunday, 2 August 2020 00:02 (three years ago) link

Now THAT'S a Blue Man Group!

nickn, Sunday, 2 August 2020 03:23 (three years ago) link

via the Nation so not quite on topic but
http://www.thenation.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/07/2-Mark-Bryan-Death-leading-the-people-Mark-Bryan-2020-img.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 5 August 2020 15:59 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

"Dilbert" creator Scott Adams uncover the hidden satanic symbolism in Joe Biden's name. https://t.co/gjyHQasTL6 pic.twitter.com/3JJt0aybSt

— Right Wing Watch (@RightWingWatch) August 26, 2020

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 August 2020 12:40 (three years ago) link

it's amazing how scott adams is an expert in so many fields, including numerology

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 August 2020 17:46 (three years ago) link

Also amazing is the gymnastics he goes through to get 666 out of "Joe B."

nickn, Friday, 28 August 2020 17:50 (three years ago) link

just realized something incredibly disturbing about former late night talk show personality joey bishop

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Friday, 28 August 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link

Is he aware you can make a mean 666 out of (S+c) + (o+t) + why not, (t+A)? DAMShitmotherfucker!!!

No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Friday, 28 August 2020 18:32 (three years ago) link

km lol

syphilitic wolf prose errata (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 28 August 2020 21:55 (three years ago) link

"donald" is six letters long and the lower-case d is a backwards six.

Also, Trump's middle name is John, which has the same J-o problem as Joe.

uncle samsung (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 28 August 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link

Never say "Trump" and "j-o" in the same sentence.

nickn, Friday, 28 August 2020 23:45 (three years ago) link

interesting that whenever ben wants to draw an attractive woman they just look like identical dead-eyed barbie dolls, but he has no difficulty drawing trump as a hulking adonis with a penetrating blue steel stare.

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 29 August 2020 22:46 (three years ago) link

to be fair Ivanka and Melania are actually evil husks, so this half of it does make some sense

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 29 August 2020 22:56 (three years ago) link

"dribble our mouths"?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link

also is it PBL or PBA?

Anti-Cop Ponceortium (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:09 (three years ago) link

Not gonna lie, this one may have triggered me a bit.

pplains, Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:32 (three years ago) link

Yeah that seems to be their line at the moment. It's kind of terrifying:

https://i1.wp.com/stonetoss.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/08/kyle-rittenhouse-blm-riot-political-cartoon.png?fit=1000%2C500

pomentiful (pomenitul), Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:35 (three years ago) link

Stonetoss has been an open Nazi for years now.

Donald Trump Also Sucks, Of Course (milo z), Saturday, 29 August 2020 23:39 (three years ago) link

https://images.fineartamerica.com/images/artworkimages/mediumlarge/3/you-are-not-alone-danny-hahlbohm.jpg

Okay, so this isn't technically a cartoon, but it is definitely batshit and rightwing.

mirostones, Sunday, 30 August 2020 03:54 (three years ago) link

Trump's hands are bigger than Jesus's!

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Sunday, 30 August 2020 04:17 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/PrxLBMQ.jpg

pplains, Sunday, 30 August 2020 14:18 (three years ago) link

one for Up-the-arse corner

Neil S, Sunday, 30 August 2020 17:39 (three years ago) link

sorry, but jesus only does missionary

actually, that's more proof that it's manson, above

The GOAT Harold Land (Karl Malone), Sunday, 30 August 2020 17:55 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

what a worldview

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 16:06 (three years ago) link

fair take imo

error prone wolf syndicate (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 30 September 2020 20:27 (three years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EjOX50UXcAMnuM9?format=jpg&name=large

calzino, Thursday, 1 October 2020 19:20 (three years ago) link

fake Garrison btw!

calzino, Thursday, 1 October 2020 19:22 (three years ago) link

Was gonna say, no way does Garrison draw Trump with anything less than 19-inch biceps.

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 October 2020 19:23 (three years ago) link

I was going to say even a stopped clock… but no.

Come to think of it, his George Floyd tribute was surprisingly otm.

pomenitul, Thursday, 1 October 2020 19:26 (three years ago) link

more fake garrison, guess same guy?

Fucking screaming pic.twitter.com/RJo2MgivzL

— Corpse 10 From Jaburo (@WallofYawn) September 30, 2020

好 now 烧烤 (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 1 October 2020 19:32 (three years ago) link

Sorry - clearly I'm not online enough, but who is the guy with the beard supposed to be?

DJI, Thursday, 1 October 2020 20:14 (three years ago) link

Karl Heinrich Marx (5 May 1818 – 14 March 1883), German philosopher, economist, historian, sociologist, political theorist, journalist and socialist revolutionary.

pomenitul, Thursday, 1 October 2020 20:15 (three years ago) link

that's donkey dick dale

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

xp

idkwtf (Karl Malone), Thursday, 1 October 2020 20:16 (three years ago) link

Marx was 5 foot 7 it was Engels who was a giant!

calzino, Thursday, 1 October 2020 20:21 (three years ago) link

His hands were way bigger than Donnie's tho.

pomenitul, Thursday, 1 October 2020 20:22 (three years ago) link

that's donkey dick dale

WHAT'S UP DONKEY DICK DALE, ranch me you fool!

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 1 October 2020 20:33 (three years ago) link

Loving Marxist Garrison!

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 1 October 2020 21:09 (three years ago) link

Still pretty batshit!

pplains, Thursday, 1 October 2020 21:12 (three years ago) link

Marx was known to have a pint or three.

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 1 October 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link

Of ejaculate?

Get the point? Good, let's dance with nunchaku. (Eric H.), Thursday, 1 October 2020 21:33 (three years ago) link

lol!

calzino, Thursday, 1 October 2020 21:39 (three years ago) link

marxist garrisons are mostly just head swaps. here's one of the originals: https://grrrgraphics.com/bidens-pushup-challenge/

wasdnous (abanana), Friday, 2 October 2020 19:43 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

"likely"

Covidiots from UHF (sic), Tuesday, 20 October 2020 19:11 (three years ago) link

"humor"

budo jeru, Wednesday, 21 October 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link

Soon. pic.twitter.com/9OK8B4qsuy

— GrrrGraphics Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) November 3, 2020

@DennisTheePerrin (✔️) (sic), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 22:13 (three years ago) link

i... don't understand

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 22:50 (three years ago) link

of all the things to label, he goes with the bucket

wasdnous (abanana), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 23:00 (three years ago) link

who are any of those people

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 23:55 (three years ago) link

#tuomas

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Tuesday, 3 November 2020 23:58 (three years ago) link

the chicago thinker cartoon section is amazing pic.twitter.com/ufwRhfxDny

— love jihadi (@qu0hog) November 5, 2020

soref, Thursday, 5 November 2020 13:34 (three years ago) link

who are any of those people

This has been baffling me as well. I'm certain this is wrong but it kinda looks like a Disney-fied Nixon as the donkey's head (though that makes zero sense), then L-R from there - really looks like Rudy G but I think maybe it's supposed to be Schumer, really looks like Mitt and I have absolutely no idea on the far right guy,

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 5 November 2020 14:34 (three years ago) link

L-R: adam schiff, james clapper, james comey, john brennan

https://grrrgraphics.com/fear-in-the-headlights/

budo jeru, Thursday, 5 November 2020 14:48 (three years ago) link

Huh, ok.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Thursday, 5 November 2020 14:49 (three years ago) link

Imagine caring who James Clapper is.

but also fuck you (unperson), Thursday, 5 November 2020 14:55 (three years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny8-G8EoWOw

didgeridon't (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 5 November 2020 16:03 (three years ago) link

even AOC didn't make him this horny

#ElectionResults2020 = #CheatingDemocrats #ElectionFraud Cheating ASSES- New #BenGarrison cartoon- Only way Democrats can win is by cheating!!! #StopTheSteal great post at https://t.co/T2rmk9KmQi pic.twitter.com/mE8dEcKSpf

— GrrrGraphics Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) November 5, 2020

frogbs, Thursday, 5 November 2020 18:08 (three years ago) link

he probably drafted that one months ago, to go ahead and prepare for the rampant election fraud

@oneposter(✔️) (Karl Malone), Thursday, 5 November 2020 18:17 (three years ago) link

The algorithmically-selected tweets that accompany that Ben Garrison tweet are amazing. The echo chamber effect from FB, Twitter and other social media is deafening. As a social media refusenik, I rarely see this in action, but at a glance it's screamingly obvious how these algorithms are reinforcing the polarization of politics into monolithic opposing camps.

the unappreciated charisma of cows (Aimless), Thursday, 5 November 2020 18:52 (three years ago) link

One of the top replies to one of Trump’s bland election night tweets was a nonsensical “THAT’S IT! The final straw! I supported you in the past but never again in the future!” and I was like wha..... until I realized it was a bot. This shit is real.

The little engine that choogled (hardcore dilettante), Thursday, 5 November 2020 19:05 (three years ago) link

Aimless, if I didn't need to utilize social media to make ends meet, I would've left ages ago. I hate it and it hates me.

healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:28 (three years ago) link

All the responses I see are along the lines of

Ben pls pic.twitter.com/2DZtDeKbuC

— A boombox 🔊📼🔊 🎶 (@Gavinardo) November 5, 2020

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 5 November 2020 20:47 (three years ago) link

I still don't understand "Bucket 5", especially with only 4 faces in the image. Is it a QAnon thing?

wasdnous (abanana), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:05 (three years ago) link

I googled it but still couldn't understand it, it's something about evidence about Carter Page's FISA warrant

Piven After Midnight (The Yellow Kid), Friday, 6 November 2020 17:43 (three years ago) link

I was wondering how Ben Garrison was taking this and the answer is “weirdly long Biden” pic.twitter.com/sxFI607Vjo

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) November 6, 2020

@oneposter (✔️) (sic), Saturday, 7 November 2020 11:37 (three years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Thread:

don’t know why this is so funny to me but I just stumbled into learning ben garrison’s wife is stealing her own content pic.twitter.com/D1osQYbjq7

— kilgore trout, tiny desk carpenter (@KT_So_It_Goes) November 2, 2020

peace, man, Friday, 4 December 2020 14:30 (three years ago) link

making the crest of the wave look like Trump's sweep-over is a genuinely good visual joke imo, even if it's one Ben and Tina have used several times

Looks like he steals from himself also. pic.twitter.com/by4tj9W0jR

— Unironic normie (@jewishNormie) November 2, 2020

(you can tell that the cartoon on the right is uncharacteristically good for Garrison because it doesn't require any labels)

soref, Friday, 4 December 2020 14:42 (three years ago) link

Those ones creep me out because it looks like Trump has a beard.

peace, man, Friday, 4 December 2020 14:45 (three years ago) link

wait, ben garrison has a wife?!!!?

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 December 2020 16:58 (three years ago) link

Yes. I would have assumed she was "in Canada" or something, but you can hear them together on this podcast interview.

https://podbay.fm/p/bardsfm/e/1596830389

peace, man, Friday, 4 December 2020 18:15 (three years ago) link

I wonder if Ben’s wife is ever secretly concerned about how horny he is for Trump

i am become boomer, destroyer of entitlements (will), Friday, 4 December 2020 18:30 (three years ago) link

They share a Trump RealDoll in bed.

onlyfans.com/hunterb (milo z), Friday, 4 December 2020 18:31 (three years ago) link

“So lifelike! Very damp!”

i am become boomer, destroyer of entitlements (will), Friday, 4 December 2020 18:49 (three years ago) link

wait, ben garrison has a wife?!!!?

― Karl Malone, Saturday, December 5, 2020 3:58 AM (three hours ago)

buncha Tina truthers up in this piece

So apparently Tina Toon is Garrison’s wife...

― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Thursday, April 12, 2018 6:52 AM (two years ago)

that does not sound like a real name, or a real person

― while my dirk gently weeps (symsymsym), Thursday, April 12, 2018 8:46 AM (two years ago)

huge rant (sic), Friday, 4 December 2020 20:39 (three years ago) link

"Tina Toon" is more proof of glitches in the matrix imo

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2020 21:14 (three years ago) link

It beats me thinking for a sec that sic was talking about the youngest sister on Family Ties.

pplains, Friday, 4 December 2020 21:24 (three years ago) link

I'd find it impossible to believe if I hadn't gone to high school with a Toon myself.

soaring skrrrtpeggios (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 4 December 2020 21:25 (three years ago) link

zach tune

hmm

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 December 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

i meant zach toon

that could be confusing

zach tune
zach toon

Karl Malone, Friday, 4 December 2020 21:56 (three years ago) link

zachtung baby

On average, this critic grades 8.3 points lower than other critics (Eric H.), Friday, 4 December 2020 21:57 (three years ago) link

Her last name is Norton.

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 4 December 2020 22:49 (three years ago) link

Nortoon.

huge rant (sic), Friday, 4 December 2020 23:18 (three years ago) link

The MP for Toon Norton has bad opinions

timber euros (seandalai), Saturday, 5 December 2020 00:49 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Garrison has flipped the fuck out, and no, this isn't a fake:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EqETtvNXYAU-o8H.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 25 December 2020 23:07 (three years ago) link

psst bloodthirsty tree of liberty he's hiding the wrapped pressie marked 'federal executions' somewhere!

calzino, Friday, 25 December 2020 23:22 (three years ago) link

Whats the jupiter/saturn conjunction got to do with anyt...why am I expending any brain working this out.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 25 December 2020 23:50 (three years ago) link

If President Trump allows our election to be stolen by domestic criminals aided by foreign enemies, then our Republic is at an end. The voting process will become permanently corrupted. A sliver of billionaire and trillionaire elitists will control our elections and everything else. These are dark times and the Christmas star (Jupiter and Saturn aligned) portends an urgent need for action.

visiting, Friday, 25 December 2020 23:56 (three years ago) link

there isn't another Jup/Sat conjunction till 2080 or something, at least humanity will be finished by then

calzino, Saturday, 26 December 2020 00:01 (three years ago) link

A sliver of billionaire and trillionaire elitists

I love how he thinks there are trillionaires. And how he has zero faith in the Good Lord to rescue His Favorite Nation. He's also ANTI-BUSINESS and ANTI-FREE-ENTERPRISE!! Which (need I add) is ANTI-AMERICAN!!!!

Respectfully Yours, (Aimless), Saturday, 26 December 2020 00:07 (three years ago) link

Ben has very strict morals down there somewhere (if in a Westboro Baptist sort of way) - the only time he really went against Trump was when he did some air strikes on I think Iran or Syria? I have always wondered where he will go when the Trump project hits the rocks and straight-up insanity has always probably been the most likely answer.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 26 December 2020 00:14 (three years ago) link

Twitter just sucked off 500 of our followers- the gloves are off and they are coming for you too. Find us on gab and parler @GrrrGraphics

— GrrrGraphics Cartoons (@GrrrGraphics) January 7, 2021

if I was going to suck off 500, I'd probably want to keep the gloves on. or at least swap out finger cots between followers.

shivers me timber (sic), Thursday, 7 January 2021 07:21 (three years ago) link

Wow that link above to the Ben and Tina interview.... when the description starts out "In this current world of FAKE pandemics and" <snip> you don't even need to read the rest, which predictably bangs on about how the mainstream media won't run their cartoons because they're not politically correct and somehow ties that to the 2nd amendment. Can hardly wait to read Garrison's take on the roits/coup attempt/whatever, should sink to new depths of batshitery.

Lee626, Thursday, 7 January 2021 12:21 (three years ago) link

you can see his twitter, he seems to be on team false flag right now

https://twitter.com/GrrrGraphics

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 7 January 2021 12:49 (three years ago) link

Garrison has been banned from Twitter.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 8 January 2021 22:48 (three years ago) link

RIP it was a good clowny run

early-Woolf semantic prosody (Hadrian VIII), Friday, 8 January 2021 22:58 (three years ago) link

He just put this up yesterday (while claiming Antifa did it all in the VERY NEXT POST)

I guess for this (only a day old) pic.twitter.com/JXq0rgchOT

— Alagai ☃️🥁🏴☠️ (@Alagai) January 8, 2021

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 8 January 2021 23:07 (three years ago) link

posted in the Politics thread but still lmao

pic.twitter.com/QyqGKycn0W

— pixelatedboat aka “mr tweets” (@pixelatedboat) January 8, 2021

frogbs, Friday, 8 January 2021 23:13 (three years ago) link

His McConnell is actually really great in that one tbh

Pere Legume (the table is the table), Saturday, 9 January 2021 01:13 (three years ago) link

I can't believe they banned Ben Garrison for posting this 😔 pic.twitter.com/XsDyu6VpqB

— Dr. Martin Luther Ping ✊🏽😔 (@PandasAndVidya) January 9, 2021

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Saturday, 9 January 2021 20:09 (three years ago) link

not enough labels

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Saturday, 9 January 2021 20:20 (three years ago) link

the blurb with it alludes to the night of the long knives, which is... who are the nazis in this metaphor? are you a nazi, Ben? and the other nazis betrayed you?

https://grrrgraphics.com/the-backstabbers-2/

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 9 January 2021 20:25 (three years ago) link

lol probably should have gone with Julius Caesar rather than night of the long knives.

calzino, Saturday, 9 January 2021 21:15 (three years ago) link

The long knives thing is hilarious. The nazi reference totally escaping him - and the fact he thinks a democracy = total unquestioning loyalty to god emperor.

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 9 January 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

what they do

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 9 January 2021 21:25 (three years ago) link

shouldn't each of those knives already have blood on them because he plunged those into their backs in the first place

Shaidar Logoff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 10 January 2021 07:55 (three years ago) link

almost certainly the wrong place for it but here's a extremely rare nonpepe

http://i.imgur.com/b5h6kLO.png

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Friday, 15 January 2021 03:27 (three years ago) link

it would definitely be more effective if it had "ANTISEMITIC SLUR" and "RACIST FROG (IGNORE TEETH)" garrisoned over it

, Friday, 15 January 2021 03:59 (three years ago) link

See, Ben knows how to draw a distressing frog

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/12/boiling_frogs_cartoon.jpg

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 15 January 2021 07:44 (three years ago) link

omg, did we elect the bad guy from UP as president?

pplains, Friday, 15 January 2021 14:16 (three years ago) link

SAVE SOME FOR HILLARY. - BEN GARRISON

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Friday, 15 January 2021 14:36 (three years ago) link

I was about to share the frantic, despairing blog post that went with this, but it has disappeared, along with all of his cartoons from 2021, think he might be making all the comics private.

https://grrrgraphics.com/cartoons/

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 15 January 2021 14:46 (three years ago) link

The eagle writing MAGA in flames on the calendar in the first cartoon on his homepage right now has strong Nazi vibes tbh

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Friday, 15 January 2021 14:53 (three years ago) link

Yeah I'm not sure that leaving up the post that calls Biden a paedophile is really what his lawyers* meant.

*okay, he probably doesn't have any

Andrew Farrell, Friday, 15 January 2021 15:07 (three years ago) link

such a warped culture-war idea of socialism, like any one of that trio would be lighting their own farts before cooking with socialism!

calzino, Friday, 15 January 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link

apart the racial thing I still have no idea what (if anything else) the US right means by that word, not sure if they do either. UK right's bullshit definition seems to have at least a few concrete reference points

as#d,.F:ddz;,c#,;;,;,;,sdf' (Left), Friday, 15 January 2021 16:29 (three years ago) link

Note: We are an Amazon Associate. Your purchases on Amazon via our links will support Ben and Tina’s cartoons- At no extra cost to you! Please click and send some love!

Amazon? Ben's a traitor!

nickn, Friday, 15 January 2021 18:10 (three years ago) link

I was about to share the frantic, despairing blog post that went with this, but it has disappeared, along with all of his cartoons from 2021, think he might be making all the comics private.

Communists Turning Up the Heat

visiting, Friday, 15 January 2021 18:25 (three years ago) link

Ben has learned the word “hopium”

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 19 January 2021 02:11 (three years ago) link

lol

Bidh boladh a' mhairbh de 'n láimh fhalaimh (dowd), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:13 (three years ago) link

Remember, the real Q was the friends we lost along the way

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 20 January 2021 18:13 (three years ago) link

why is joe pushing kamala under the water?

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Thursday, 21 January 2021 11:04 (three years ago) link

where did napoleon keep his armies

ukania west (Bananaman Begins), Thursday, 21 January 2021 11:18 (three years ago) link

just above his handies?

Ray Cooney as "Crotch" (stevie), Thursday, 21 January 2021 11:58 (three years ago) link

https://www.courthousenews.com/cartoonist-quits-frances-le-monde-in-free-speech-row

In a cartoon published in Le Monde’s newsletter on Tuesday, Xavier Gorce had reflected on the controversy with a drawing of two penguins.

The smaller penguin asks the other: “If I was abused by the adopted half-brother of the partner of my transgender father who has now become my mother, is that incest?”

the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 21 January 2021 17:43 (three years ago) link

The Best of Karl Marx is apparently a real book published by this free market think tank

AIER has published 'The Best of Karl Marx' to encourage people to understand Marx and refute his errors with real knowledge and awareness. Our edition deals realistically with Marx even as we let him speak for himself.@PhilWMagness #AIERbookshttps://t.co/GnD8titOK3

— American Institute for Economic Research (@aier) January 22, 2021

soref, Saturday, 23 January 2021 11:51 (three years ago) link

I always wondered if that Alan Partridge gag was a sly reference to this

https://www.discogs.com/Pete-Best-Best-Of-The-Beatles/release/4848805

Probably not, I suppose.

٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 23 January 2021 12:24 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

at least Mitch looks sad to be secretly controlling the goverment

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 8 February 2021 20:15 (three years ago) link

wait did he draw Kamala twice?

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 8 February 2021 20:18 (three years ago) link

also Hillary lol, she will still be featuring in these things long after she's dead

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 8 February 2021 20:19 (three years ago) link

wait did he draw Kamala twice?

Michelle Obama behind Barack Hussein.

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 8 February 2021 20:34 (three years ago) link

god he's awful, needs to go back to captioning his subjects

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Monday, 8 February 2021 20:38 (three years ago) link

No idea who's behind Pelosi.

shivers me timber (sic), Monday, 8 February 2021 20:42 (three years ago) link

Guessing Soros?

henry s, Monday, 8 February 2021 20:44 (three years ago) link

I think so, yeah.

pomenitul, Monday, 8 February 2021 20:44 (three years ago) link

wait, there's a ring finger on the giant president monster's finger

setting up the larger universe, i like it

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 February 2021 21:17 (three years ago) link

or, the ring finger has equipped a ring, i guess

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 February 2021 21:17 (three years ago) link

lol, just realized tiny ring has the little triangle with the eye on it from our currency

which, i have to say, is a pretty weird thing

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Monday, 8 February 2021 21:18 (three years ago) link

I wonder what percentage of the traffic to Garrison's website is from people like ilxors who only go there to point and laugh.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Monday, 8 February 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link

Isn't the triangle the symbol of the pedo-democrat masonic zionist illuminati reptile cabal that runs the who show?

Andy the Grasshopper, Monday, 8 February 2021 21:24 (three years ago) link

I want to know which insane conspiracies Garrison doesn't believe in.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 8 February 2021 21:30 (three years ago) link

His take on George Floyd's murder is the only stopped clock moment I've seen from him so far.

pomenitul, Monday, 8 February 2021 21:55 (three years ago) link

You know what else looks kind of like a triangle?

A slice of pizza.

THINK ABOUT IT

baelien (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 8 February 2021 22:20 (three years ago) link

Great now I want pizza

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 04:20 (three years ago) link

go ahead then, and pay for it - using the almighty dollar

FULL CIRCLE

that's how they get you
pizza in the eye of the pyramid 2021

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 9 February 2021 04:25 (three years ago) link

Just gonna post this one here and then wait for the inevitable Q-Fluoride-Chemtrail submission.

https://i.imgur.com/qClC0wr.png

pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link

yeah, i can confirm - many people already believe that proof of vaccination is going to be required to travel soon, there will be police checkpoints on all highway entrances/state lines, FEMA camps for people who don't conform, etc

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:37 (three years ago) link

Cross border travel between nations has clamped down considerably in the past six weeks or thereabouts, so it's easy to see where free-floating paranoia about the government can latch onto that and feed it straight into the preexisting FEMA camp conspiracy theories. Paranoid delusion must be the "number one with a bullet" DSM-IV Disorder of the Decade by now.

Compromise isn't a principle, it's a method (Aimless), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 01:52 (three years ago) link

oh for sure. yeah, a pandemic like this is the paranoid conspiracy theorist's greatest nightmare / moment they have been training for.

Zach_TBD (Karl Malone), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 02:21 (three years ago) link

think there's probably room to change some stripes to say FEMA

https://grrrgraphics.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/vaccine_tiger_by_the_tail-1024x741.jpg

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 07:08 (three years ago) link

my money is on the guffing tiger

calzino, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 09:27 (three years ago) link

Autism Tiger rocks \m/

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 09:49 (three years ago) link

lol I can't identify a single one of those people

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 14:03 (three years ago) link

One of them even appears to be labelled.

avatar of a kind of respectability homosexual culture (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 14:04 (three years ago) link

haaaaaha

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 14:05 (three years ago) link

Aaaaand it's the guy whose book BG's schilling in the billboard above them. Nice.

avatar of a kind of respectability homosexual culture (Eric H.), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 14:05 (three years ago) link

feeling kind of dumb that I can't identify the other 6 famous anti-vax authors

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 14:11 (three years ago) link

Looking forward to Garrison's Jenny McCarthy though.

pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 14:21 (three years ago) link

In my cartoon, I show a vicious vaccine tiger getting his tail pulled by Kent. He’s followed by Judy Mikovits, Minister Tony Muhammad, Minister Farrakhan, Polly Tommey, and Dr. Andrew Wakefield. There are many other heroes, but it would require a much longer tiger’s tail.
https://grrrgraphics.com/grabbing-the-tigers-tail/

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 15:15 (three years ago) link

should have put Bob DeNiro in there, at least that is a vacc crank everyone recognises

calzino, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 15:18 (three years ago) link

your career's not in a good spot when you're lifting ideas from the Onion cartoonist

frogbs, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 15:21 (three years ago) link

(not the thread for it but) how did I not know that RFK Jr. is an anti-vaxxer?

Andrew Farrell, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 15:34 (three years ago) link

You gonna blame a Kennedy for staying away from shots?

pplains, Wednesday, 17 February 2021 15:51 (three years ago) link

hey now

John Wesley Glasscock (Hadrian VIII), Wednesday, 17 February 2021 16:01 (three years ago) link

https://www.americanthinker.com/images/bucket/2021-02/227397_5_.png

pomenitul, Friday, 19 February 2021 17:42 (three years ago) link

those are some fucked-up angels

na (NA), Friday, 19 February 2021 17:47 (three years ago) link

BRB, going to go do whatever I can to ensure I don't end up in heaven

The Mandolinrainian (Old Lunch), Friday, 19 February 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link

Neckbeard seraphim

avatar of a kind of respectability homosexual culture (Eric H.), Friday, 19 February 2021 18:54 (three years ago) link

who or what is there for him to rant about in this heaven? the people who don't get in?

Left, Friday, 19 February 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link

nothing says heaven like "conservative radio"

That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 19 February 2021 19:41 (three years ago) link

that's why god made the radio

wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 19 February 2021 19:50 (three years ago) link

https://i.imgur.com/GAlaujQ.jpg

frogbs, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 23:16 (three years ago) link

irl lol

Judge Roi Behan (Aimless), Wednesday, 24 February 2021 23:17 (three years ago) link

that's funny

DJI, Wednesday, 24 February 2021 23:55 (three years ago) link

also irl lol

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Friday, 26 February 2021 15:55 (three years ago) link

This is cracking me up pic.twitter.com/vV1leUYNy8

— Axe (@galactic_enter) March 6, 2021

Joe Bombin (milo z), Sunday, 7 March 2021 03:08 (three years ago) link

Wait, what did Mr Ed do?

nickn, Sunday, 7 March 2021 06:14 (three years ago) link

that's what they want you to ask

armoured van, Holden (sic), Sunday, 7 March 2021 09:08 (three years ago) link

(at a guess, it's ppl being bummed that "Mr Ed" the show and production staff mistreated the horse actor to make it appear to speak, and Foxites crowing that this makes them cancel-happy snowflakes)

armoured van, Holden (sic), Sunday, 7 March 2021 09:10 (three years ago) link

My guess would be that the idea "they went after the 'Mr' in 'Mr Potato Head', they'll be going after Mr Ed next" has crossed the line between supposition and reality in some heads.

Andrew Farrell, Sunday, 7 March 2021 10:33 (three years ago) link

as if anyone has watched mr. ed in the last 50 years

wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 7 March 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link

looked it up and he was cancelled in 1966??!

armoured van, Holden (sic), Sunday, 7 March 2021 23:36 (three years ago) link

they let it happen back then, and now cancel culture is out of control!!!!

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 8 March 2021 02:04 (three years ago) link

It's because the horse was a racist

, Monday, 8 March 2021 16:51 (three years ago) link

I feel like Mr Potato Head already poses a problem for that basket regardless of how long the line is

rob, Monday, 8 March 2021 21:30 (three years ago) link

guillotine vs mandoline

Joe Bombin (milo z), Monday, 8 March 2021 21:31 (three years ago) link

Mr. Potato Head's guilt should only fairly be determined by the Potato Judge.

Halfway there but for you, Monday, 8 March 2021 21:32 (three years ago) link

when life gives you a potato, make dauphinoise

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 8 March 2021 21:33 (three years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Not a "cartoon" per se, but worth preserving for its batshit-ness.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ExM0e07VIAIa0o_.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 23 March 2021 23:31 (three years ago) link

oldie but a goodie.

pplains, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 00:12 (three years ago) link

Isn’t dees dead?

Meet me at the corner of Haile and Selassie (Boring, Maryland), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 01:17 (three years ago) link

the vax cops got him

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 02:32 (three years ago) link

garrison's taken over his "every conspiracy theory is true" territory
https://external-preview.redd.it/JdyA8X-utVjP5kttu63_bJhApeqaahYRduaZPZnkbpk.jpg?auto=webp&s=d3f60424d2dece4f408b3d26966c2e26bc76a2b3

wasdnuos (abanana), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 06:25 (three years ago) link

suppin' from the fluoride fountain

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 10:07 (three years ago) link

I like that they can wear clothes but not shoes. Shows how sick the powers that be really are. Imagine it the other way round though - I can't.

nashwan, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 10:36 (three years ago) link

is there a need to keep the needles in their bottoms? surely once the vaccination is done the needle should be removed?

Bastard Lakes (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 10:47 (three years ago) link

that first garden-fresh hit of "aborted fetal matter" on a morning is always the perfect start to a day!

calzino, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 10:47 (three years ago) link

thank u alex l

Supergran: Wrath of Tub (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 11:31 (three years ago) link

Alex(i) Lalas?

Sven Vath's scary carpet (Neil S), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 11:35 (three years ago) link

Alex Lacazette

Supergran: Wrath of Tub (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:03 (three years ago) link

batshit rightwing cartoons -- 2017 unto eschaton

I knew it wouldn't take long!

pplains, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:20 (three years ago) link

Of course "Citizen Cattle" immediately made me think of this (sorry):

https://f4.bcbits.com/img/a0838408858_10.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:36 (three years ago) link

That's not how you spell "defecation"!

pplains, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:40 (three years ago) link

Of course, they can draw that cartoon and never once worry whether we should be treating actual cows that way.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:46 (three years ago) link

Of course, they can draw that cartoon and never once worry whether we should be treating actual cows that way.

I guarantee you that the members of Cattle Decapitation worry a whole lot about how cows are treated. That's kind of the whole message of the band — environmentalism, animal rights, bioethics, etc., etc.

but also fuck you (unperson), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 12:58 (three years ago) link

Someone doesn't know anything about grindcore and it shows

it's like edging for your mind (the table is the table), Wednesday, 24 March 2021 13:57 (three years ago) link

I meant the right-wing cartoon above.

Halfway there but for you, Wednesday, 24 March 2021 14:01 (three years ago) link

smh @ garrison's George Floyd cartoon that I'm not even going to link to

StanM, Sunday, 4 April 2021 15:14 (three years ago) link

good idea

this one is funny though

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EQ9FUMbUwAAxsAW?format=jpg&name=medium

#YesAllCops (Left), Sunday, 4 April 2021 15:35 (three years ago) link

why a punisher shirt

wasdnuos (abanana), Sunday, 4 April 2021 18:16 (three years ago) link

"microaggressed" as a verb

G.A.G.S. (Gophers Against Getting Stuffed) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 4 April 2021 22:41 (three years ago) link

one month passes...

https://i.imgur.com/jmM2w5q.png

soref, Saturday, 8 May 2021 10:45 (three years ago) link

i dont have any idea what this is referencing but lmao pic.twitter.com/teNTtGAlJL

— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) May 14, 2021

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:10 (three years ago) link

PRONOUN TRAIN

mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:12 (three years ago) link

lol I was just about to post this

ngl, "Black Lives Matterhorn" is pretty good

jaymc, Friday, 14 May 2021 20:13 (three years ago) link

what is the M word?

peace, man, Friday, 14 May 2021 20:21 (three years ago) link

VACCINATED ONLY
NO TRUMP SUPPORTERS ALLOWED

kinda redundant there

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:22 (three years ago) link

xp

https://i.imgur.com/v6BXjiY.jpg

it's still too soon

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:24 (three years ago) link

At least both sides agree that Donald Duck is racist.

pplains, Friday, 14 May 2021 20:40 (three years ago) link

Who's that on the front of the pronoun train?

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:55 (three years ago) link

I'm guessing Kamala Harris?

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 14 May 2021 20:57 (three years ago) link

garrison always gets in a dig at how we all worship that eye at the top of the pyramid on the dollar

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 20:58 (three years ago) link

In Conspiracyland it's the Eye of the Illuminati, aiui.

sharpening the contraindications (Aimless), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:00 (three years ago) link

yesssss, tell us mooooore, we want to be indoooooctrinaaaated....

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:02 (three years ago) link

maga? midget?

wasdnuos (abanana), Friday, 14 May 2021 21:41 (three years ago) link

"Mouse", I imagine?

Halfway there but for you, Friday, 14 May 2021 22:08 (three years ago) link

He had to update his essay with a postscript: https://grrrgraphics.com/woke-disney/

😆 pic.twitter.com/hEEFOdKcxx

— Shane Bettenhausen (@ShaneWatch) April 17, 2021

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Saturday, 15 May 2021 03:25 (two years ago) link

pearls

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 15 May 2021 03:33 (two years ago) link

so if the “m” word is “mouse”, I guess by analogy he thinks the “n” word is just a harmless description?

assert (MatthewK), Saturday, 15 May 2021 11:13 (two years ago) link

at a guess he would pull out the old "it just means black!" argument, though he has so far not been dumb enough to say that out loud.

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Saturday, 15 May 2021 11:30 (two years ago) link

I’m starting to think this Ben Garrison guy is a very bad man!

parenthetically yours, (Karl Malone), Saturday, 15 May 2021 15:20 (two years ago) link

The m word is master I think

Bnad, Saturday, 15 May 2021 16:24 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

Fuck yeah!

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 June 2021 22:42 (two years ago) link

What year is this, though?

pomenitul, Saturday, 19 June 2021 22:43 (two years ago) link

it's the long 50's

calzino, Saturday, 19 June 2021 23:09 (two years ago) link

I've not done a comprehensive study on this, but I'm from a Catholic background and didn't know any contemporaries who weren't already either expert f/t masturbators or naughty little clumsy fumblers by our first sex education lessons. Given by an ex Jesuit missionary who told one of us to "mind our business" when we asked him if he was still a virgin!

calzino, Saturday, 19 June 2021 23:18 (two years ago) link

Strange to say, the iconography of that cartoon is exactly backwards.

What's It All About, Althea? (Aimless), Saturday, 19 June 2021 23:29 (two years ago) link

where is my fuck yeah! shirt

Karl Malone, Sunday, 20 June 2021 00:59 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

https://i.redd.it/og0tzffjq4971.jpg

just a meme, but clearly coming straight from garrison's base.

things repeat forever and there never is a remedy (Austin), Sunday, 4 July 2021 19:59 (two years ago) link

I don’t even get how you get from A to B there

I just wanna have the "So climate change is...good?" conversation. Like, show your work, please.

but also fuck you (unperson), Monday, 5 July 2021 00:01 (two years ago) link

I think the vibe is more that the people who are loudest about climate change being bad only 'really' care about it as a stick to beat white people with? It's not clear to me whether China is supposed to be white here.

Andrew Farrell, Monday, 5 July 2021 01:18 (two years ago) link

A remarkable display of mental gymnastics.

I just wanna have the "So climate change is...good?" conversation. Like, show your work, please

Not trying to defend it in any way, but you only have to look to the US Senate to find this BS being promoted.

This white paper summarizes the views of the CO2 Coalition, a new and independent, non-profit organization that seeks to engage thought leaders, policy makers, and the public in an informed, dispassionate discussion of how our planet will be affected by CO2 released from the combustion of fossil fuel. Available scientific facts have persuaded Coalition members that additional CO2 will be a net benefit. Rather than immediately setting this document aside for promoting such a politically incorrect view, readers would do well to act on the ancient motto of Britain’s prestigious Royal Society—nullius in verba, “don’t take anyone’s word for it,” or more simply, “see for yourself.” [2015]

A "new and independent non-profit" which just happens to be heavily promoted by the biggest association of rent-seeking hucksters and overpaid grifters on the planet.

recovering internet addict/shitposter (viborg), Monday, 5 July 2021 04:42 (two years ago) link

I just wanna have the "So climate change is...good?" conversation. Like, show your work, please.

Here's the Canadian version of this –

How it started: https://financialpost.com/opinion/joe-oliver-heres-a-truth-few-dare-to-utter-canada-will-benefit-from-climate-change

How it's going: https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/heat-wave-719-deaths-1.6088793

pomenitul, Monday, 5 July 2021 09:39 (two years ago) link

Not too many mental gymnastics to get from climate change is bad to white people are bad— up until China's more recent rise, much of what has put us in the position we're in has been the result of extraction industries, industrial agriculture, and the accompanying racist hubris of Western colonial powers. Taken seriously, efforts to combat climate change are also efforts to combat the foundations upon which much of Western capitalism depends, and that means combatting white supremacy.

The cartoon is still stupid, though.

heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Monday, 5 July 2021 13:27 (two years ago) link

this is galaxy brain shit

Ben doesn't understand Don Quixote pic.twitter.com/uI4kPCULBo

— brian b. levinson (@BrianBLevinson) July 8, 2021

frogbs, Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:18 (two years ago) link

LOL you're right. "I realize my metaphor makes the opposite point of what I'm trying to say, BUT... what if it didn't?" pic.twitter.com/Myr7kIA7SZ

— brian b. levinson (@BrianBLevinson) July 8, 2021

A viking of frowns, (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:38 (two years ago) link

pretty sure his brain didn’t look further than the Q there

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Thursday, 8 July 2021 18:43 (two years ago) link

The chinese flag atop the windmill is the kicker

Andy the Grasshopper, Thursday, 8 July 2021 20:32 (two years ago) link

I hate to admit it, but this one made me laugh. Garrison has developed self-awareness.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E58p90iWUAAE6bU.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Saturday, 10 July 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link

HAHAHA YES I TROLLED YOU EPIC WIN

frogbs, Saturday, 10 July 2021 16:28 (two years ago) link

wait a second, three of the gloves are right-handed and the fourth is left-handed

?!!?!?1

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Saturday, 10 July 2021 16:38 (two years ago) link

I look forward to him drawing Trump's fly in every future cartoon so we know his pants aren't on backwards.

wasdnuos (abanana), Saturday, 10 July 2021 21:46 (two years ago) link

SKY

Clay, Saturday, 10 July 2021 21:47 (two years ago) link

if we’re really gonna go there, I think you’ll find the technical term is “camel toe”

xp

ten man poland chasing this means hamsik feasts (breastcrawl), Saturday, 10 July 2021 21:56 (two years ago) link

moose knuckle

wasdnuos (abanana), Saturday, 10 July 2021 22:49 (two years ago) link

Worm fold.

Worth the 12 minutes if you're curious about the unique batshittery of feu David Dees:

https://vimeo.com/577756310

pomenitul, Friday, 23 July 2021 22:07 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E7nrQAPXEAIhhBm?format=jpg&name=900x900

soref, Saturday, 31 July 2021 15:09 (two years ago) link

I think that might be the worst drawing of a hand I've ever seen

soref, Saturday, 31 July 2021 15:16 (two years ago) link

He's making the gang sign for "woke."

i carry the torch for disco inauthenticity (Eric H.), Saturday, 31 July 2021 15:25 (two years ago) link

the odds of him getting "high" are woke

i camped by a river all weekend in rural illinois, after camping on a river the previous weekend in covid-ville, missouri, near the ozarks. i overheard many dumb things on these rivers, many violent arguments between friends and family, and a shit-ton of "woke" jokes that always seemed to come up whenever our group floated by their party

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 August 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link

their senses of humor are the worst. that cartoon above would make them shit their pants. but hey, when you're in the river

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 August 2021 19:49 (two years ago) link

it also didn't do any good for my attempt to keep in mind that many of the people who don't get vaccinated have lots of good reasons for it and may be easily convinced with the right resources. that is true. but on rivers in the middle of nowhere, it is fucking hateful morons, floating around and shitting on themsevles

Z_TBD (Karl Malone), Sunday, 1 August 2021 19:50 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

This thread is really something

Found a book, this is gonna be great pic.twitter.com/78BDQ2Sqas

— Kiki Rosecrans (@KikiRosecrans) September 10, 2021

edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 10 September 2021 14:45 (two years ago) link

Haha coming here to post that. Oh such bad memories

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Friday, 10 September 2021 15:35 (two years ago) link

there is lots of predictable flag-fucking derangement/jingoistic bloodlust but at least Giuliani being lionised as a great leader is quite hilarious!

calzino, Friday, 10 September 2021 15:47 (two years ago) link

It actually raised some very visceral memories of screaming matches with my father that occurred that autumn.

Kind regards, Anus (the table is the table), Friday, 10 September 2021 16:17 (two years ago) link

Many of those are Batshit centrist editorial cartoons. This shit was not limited to the self avowedly right wing.

Derek and Clive Get the Horn Street (Boring, Maryland), Friday, 10 September 2021 16:21 (two years ago) link

Yep

Kind regards, Anus (the table is the table), Friday, 10 September 2021 16:22 (two years ago) link

who said self avowedly

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Friday, 10 September 2021 16:23 (two years ago) link

Plane flying into the Pearly Gates...

pplains, Friday, 10 September 2021 21:56 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E-7bcUNWYAcHrMj.jpg

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 10 September 2021 23:00 (two years ago) link

ugh he finally drew cum

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 10 September 2021 23:03 (two years ago) link

Feel like he drew that horse by screenshotting Sexy Flanders from The Simpsons and turning it 90 degrees.

but also fuck you (unperson), Friday, 10 September 2021 23:04 (two years ago) link

The reaction of the great mass of US residents in the weeks immediately after 9/11 made me feel more estranged from my country than the Vietnam War did. Those cartoons were strangely moderate compared to the nation's massive and instantaneous lurch into bloodlust.

it is to laugh, like so, ha! (Aimless), Friday, 10 September 2021 23:14 (two years ago) link

Garrison’s Heroic Horse looks just like his Virile Trump.

Three Rings for the Elven Bishop (Dan Peterson), Friday, 10 September 2021 23:19 (two years ago) link

I think he stole his Fauci face from his RBG face

Andy the Grasshopper, Friday, 10 September 2021 23:26 (two years ago) link

what is that symbol on the horses hooves? is it some kind of crypto thing?

soref, Saturday, 11 September 2021 09:36 (two years ago) link

I think it’s intended to be a ‘cents’ sign to imply that big pharma (with their syringe full of Dollars) is a con and people can find inexpensive alternatives.

Scampo di tutti i Scampi (ShariVari), Saturday, 11 September 2021 10:01 (two years ago) link

I want a giant syringe full of money.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Saturday, 11 September 2021 14:23 (two years ago) link

also a pun, horse sense/cents

adam t. (abanana), Saturday, 11 September 2021 14:48 (two years ago) link

I know it’s always been there but I’m sickened by the contempt the right wing pundits have for their audience.

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 11 September 2021 14:54 (two years ago) link

they have to label their subjects with big text because it's too dumb

"HYYOOOOOOONK!" is the sound I make (Karl Malone), Saturday, 11 September 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link

Surprised to not see this one in here yet

A.F. Branco Cartoon – The Beat Goes On pic.twitter.com/Wcmc8cMwTV

— True Christianity Vancouver (@JesusTruth101) September 9, 2021

frogbs, Saturday, 11 September 2021 16:13 (two years ago) link

osamathumbsup.gif

"the fancy things" being his nads, etc (stevie), Saturday, 11 September 2021 20:35 (two years ago) link

as if a 7-week-old fetus is thinking anything...

Spikevax, the beloved entertainer (Lee626), Saturday, 11 September 2021 22:01 (two years ago) link

xxxp it’s more about the “so my audience have these beliefs which are likely to kill a lot of them … I know, I’ll lean harder into that in order to retain my followers”

assert (matttkkkk), Saturday, 11 September 2021 22:04 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

I think Ben Garrison has the covid

N/A (FlopsyDuck), Monday, 27 September 2021 23:37 (two years ago) link

“I would never go to a hospital with Covid. Robert David Steele did it a few weeks ago and they killed him. The hospitals get extra money for Covid death reports..."

https://images.bonanzastatic.com/afu/images/63d5/e14c/1551_6505195141/coma_-_1978_-_movie_poster_small.jpg

Andy the Grasshopper, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 00:28 (two years ago) link

Telegraph "cartoonist" Bob Moran having a normal one I see

Neil S, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 09:02 (two years ago) link

Another very normal day at The Telegraph HQ as their cartoonists' tweet is taken down by Twitter for targeted harrasment of an NHS doctor.

— Jakub Krupa (@JakubKrupa) September 28, 2021

Neil S, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 09:37 (two years ago) link

Get a brain, Moran.

All joeks aside, what an utter cunt. And the brass balls of believing that, as someone who draws shitty cartoons for far-right paymasters, he has any right to be seen as an expert on health issues.

May he go the way of Garrison ASAP.

the boomer brain-worming continues apace

Neil S, Tuesday, 28 September 2021 09:51 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

I know this thread has way too much Garrison already but this is one of the weirdest political cartoons I've ever seen. every panel is worse than the last one

oh my fucking god dudes pic.twitter.com/AsOdIH0I2r

— buggest deal yet (@bug__deal) November 22, 2021

frogbs, Monday, 22 November 2021 19:24 (two years ago) link

i was waiting for some genius to come up with "turkey lives matter" and there it is

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Monday, 22 November 2021 19:27 (two years ago) link

Funny for a proud self-proclaimed libertarian to rail about Hunter Biden’s “crack pipes and whores” in the essay for that toon

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Tuesday, 23 November 2021 16:02 (two years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FFJtorAXEAYUElc?format=jpg&name=900x900

mookieproof, Saturday, 27 November 2021 12:25 (two years ago) link

Maybe Ben Garrison knows about Mark Fisher and acid communism

I'm a sovereign jizz citizen (the table is the table), Saturday, 27 November 2021 12:27 (two years ago) link

Ahyes, the famous louisiana puritans

popcornoscenti (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 November 2021 15:43 (two years ago) link

looking forward to the cum version of that one

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Saturday, 27 November 2021 16:45 (two years ago) link

marxist cum

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Saturday, 27 November 2021 16:46 (two years ago) link

kill the murderous colonizers!

just staying (Karl Malone), Saturday, 27 November 2021 17:06 (two years ago) link

pumpkins carved into jack o' lanterns are what made this great country so great and we won't stand by idly as the by gawd marxists are out to destroy them

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 27 November 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link

just kidding! I know that pumpkin isn't literally what knits us together as a nation. it's just a symbol, standing for the giant spiders, skeletons and witches who are the real patriots.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Saturday, 27 November 2021 18:01 (two years ago) link

Interestingly, I noticed that he hasn't included Alaska or Hawaii in this depiction of America, implying that those states alone have somehow managed to escape apocalyptic Marxist destruction.

mirostones, Saturday, 27 November 2021 18:12 (two years ago) link

not real america

When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 27 November 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link

mattkkkk lives in not real australia

hell YES inject that mfing uluru!!! pic.twitter.com/n7ljARGrQ0

— cam "a bit sussy" wilson (@cameronwilson) December 5, 2021

bobo honkin' slobo babe (sic), Sunday, 5 December 2021 08:24 (two years ago) link

Tasmania is the Schrödinger's cat of landmasses - we think we exist but it's not until an observer acknowledges us that we do

assert (matttkkkk), Sunday, 5 December 2021 08:49 (two years ago) link

but what does the kangaroo represent

adam t. (abanana), Sunday, 5 December 2021 11:15 (two years ago) link

Marxism?

Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Monday, 6 December 2021 23:37 (two years ago) link

two weeks pass...

never thought i would see the day ben garrison turned on trump pic.twitter.com/6S89RL9UXz

— kim possible facts (@kimpossiblefact) December 23, 2021

Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 24 December 2021 03:29 (two years ago) link

Out of consideration, Ben put him at the rear end of the bandwagon.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Friday, 24 December 2021 03:41 (two years ago) link

Where's Donnie's muscles?!!!

nickn, Friday, 24 December 2021 06:09 (two years ago) link

Garrison's accompanying essay is too rich to pullquote: https://grrrgraphics.com/trump-jump-off-the-bandwagon/

dark end of the st. maud (sic), Friday, 24 December 2021 07:46 (two years ago) link

Garrison has been an anti-vax guy for way longer than he's been a Trump guy, so this doesn't seem all that surprising

soref, Friday, 24 December 2021 09:06 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

So what's the deal with the box of flies? And "take the L" which is not something Garrison would say

— willy 💧 (@willystaley) January 19, 2022

mark s, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:47 (two years ago) link

lol sorry meant to post this:

Dreams do come true: Ben Garrison is in some sort of feud with the Dilbert Guy over the vaccines — and he's winning. pic.twitter.com/t8fQ9DjyPO

— willy 💧 (@willystaley) January 19, 2022

mark s, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:48 (two years ago) link

really amuses me that the Dilbert dude tried to position himself as the Certified Genius Trump guy and now has to spend all his time fighting his own side on vaccines and QAnon

frogbs, Wednesday, 19 January 2022 17:50 (two years ago) link

three weeks pass...

not sure what's going on here, but it felt like it deserved to be seen

tag yourself I'm a no-conditioner but I want to be auto-luxe pic.twitter.com/CufCF8IVX6

— Adam Smith (@adamndsmith) February 11, 2022

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Friday, 11 February 2022 15:30 (two years ago) link

yep, those precise ones are the only choices available rn

ps the extinction-level asteroid cannot arrive soon enough

please help us, sweet meteor of death

imam and apple pie (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 11 February 2022 18:33 (two years ago) link

spoken like a true extinctionist

i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 11 February 2022 19:23 (two years ago) link

lol they're right, i am a present-focused pleb

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 11 February 2022 19:28 (two years ago) link

but the moment is the only eternity we'll ever experience :)

STOCK FIST-PUMPER BRAD (BradNelson), Friday, 11 February 2022 19:28 (two years ago) link

I identify as Chaotic Neutral.

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 11 February 2022 19:32 (two years ago) link

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Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Saturday, 12 February 2022 09:58 (two years ago) link

^^^ my new death metal band

Critique of the Goth Programme (Neil S), Saturday, 12 February 2022 09:58 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

this isn't 'right-wing' but it is ridiculously low effort and stupid, and it annoys me that he re-drew Will Smith as Putin but drew Chris Rock as just regular Chris Rock with a label saying 'Ukraine' (while Putin has an entirely redundant label saying 'Putin'?). Conceptually muddled.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPWZJNzXsAIC_iC?format=jpg&name=medium

soref, Saturday, 2 April 2022 16:19 (two years ago) link

two months pass...

https://i.imgur.com/AMBZ3h0.jpg

joni mitchell jarre (anagram), Wednesday, 8 June 2022 08:45 (one year ago) link

if you wrote "n word" in the sky that cartoon would be alright

frogbs, Wednesday, 8 June 2022 13:15 (one year ago) link

four weeks pass...

I think ol Ben is finally losing it completely. Gun to my head I could not tell you what this is trying to say pic.twitter.com/yo4w986J50

— Haydn, 🇵🇸 (@bilbosfootcomb) July 5, 2022

reggae mike love (polyphonic), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 02:10 (one year ago) link

lmao my first thought was "cow tools" but some quote tweeter beat me to it

frogbs, Wednesday, 6 July 2022 02:33 (one year ago) link

lmao my first thought was "cow tools" but some quote tweeter beat me to it

Hahaha!

Something about hats? That's all I got...

politics is about vibes and the vibes are off (stevie), Wednesday, 6 July 2022 07:41 (one year ago) link

one month passes...

yo pic.twitter.com/xtALGtaPaz

— turd cart operator (@gun_toucher) August 16, 2022

papal hotwife (milo z), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 06:21 (one year ago) link

He speaks from experience.

Beautiful Bean Footage Fetishist (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 17 August 2022 10:00 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

Worst schools in the world. Ranked 24th.

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:02 (one year ago) link

the guy who draws these is a big fan of James Gunn - he replied to one of Gunn's tweets with a message saying "one of my cartoons... great artists like Gunn inspire other artists like me..." and then this cartoon:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FgbytauUAAAfi1F?format=jpg&name=900x900

soref, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:07 (one year ago) link

I can't even work out what the clothing of the guy on the left here is meant to convey (except that he's a Dumbocrat, I guess?)

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fg7ANXcUUAAEQHF?format=jpg&name=900x900

soref, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

it is ridiculous but quite worrying that the nazis have gone full-on in trying to redefine racism as "saying something is racist" or even "talking about race"

Camaraderie at Arms Length, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:10 (one year ago) link

xp the guy on the right, rather. the one in orange.

soref, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:11 (one year ago) link

annie has murdered someone who was shorter than her own legs

Karl Malone, Sunday, 18 December 2022 16:12 (one year ago) link

flypaper for QAnon'ers

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Sunday, 18 December 2022 19:57 (one year ago) link

guarantee you that the creator of these looks exactly like his cut'n paste republican in the purple shirt.

pplains, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:10 (one year ago) link

I promise, sometimes I don't wanna be right even when I am.

https://i.imgur.com/icLakTi.jpg

pplains, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link

and hol-lee shit at this moron's facebook page.

https://i.imgur.com/XhI3hIy.png

pplains, Monday, 19 December 2022 00:19 (one year ago) link

and disappointing that he has zero likes for most of his posts:
https://twitter.com/chrisbjorn6

assert (matttkkkk), Monday, 19 December 2022 00:23 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

ok i saw the other screenshots from this Free Press article but nothing could have prepared me for how funny this intro is in the context of the cartoons pic.twitter.com/LNu6qGNEqH

— Katie Martin (@katiedimartin) April 24, 2023

na (NA), Monday, 24 April 2023 15:13 (one year ago) link

i couldn't remember the name of this thread so i had to google "bad conservative political cartoonist" to remember ben garrison's name so i could search for it on ilx to find this thread

na (NA), Monday, 24 April 2023 15:14 (one year ago) link

Are we spending our finite time on Earth wisely? And do we even grasp how finite that time is?

In the chapter we’ve excerpted below, Tim uses the tale of a made-up land called Hypothetica to show how easily people can be forced into saying—and eventually thinking—the same things. (The piece is longer than our usual fare, in part because of the illustrations, so consider printing it out or saving for this evening over a cocktail.)

amazing

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Monday, 24 April 2023 18:47 (one year ago) link

making myself sad by thinking about the person contemplating whether they're spending their finite time on earth wisely and then printing out an article from thefp.com and spending their evening reading it over a cocktail

he thinks it's chinese money (soref), Monday, 24 April 2023 18:49 (one year ago) link


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